If WEN Goes Bankrupt, Where Are We Supposed To Work?

Listen up, fellow degenerates. Every day we meme about Wendy’s. Every day someone ends up “working behind the dumpster” after a bad options play. But have we ever stopped to think about who is really there for us when our portfolios implode? Wendy’s. When our calls go to zero, Wendy’s is hiring. When our puts get steamrolled, Wendy’s still serves nuggets. When our wives leave us for their boyfriends, Wendy’s still has a 4 for $4. I propose we unite as one smooth-brained community and save WEN. Not because the fundamentals make sense. Not because we read the earnings report. Not because we know what EBITDA means. But because Wendy’s has supported WSB through every financial disaster we’ve ever created. Buy a burger. Buy a Frosty. Buy a share. Buy weekly calls if your IQ is low enough. Together we can achieve something truly regarded Turning a fast-food chain into a meme stock and forcing analysts to explain on CNBC why a bunch of internet degenerates rallied to save the company that gave them employment opportunities behind the dumpster.