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Listen up, degenerates.
While you're busy losing your kid's college fund on 0DTE SPY calls, I've discovered the most obvious play since the invention of the Baconator.
WENDY'S.
Reasons:
1. New CFO
\\- New CFO means one thing: spreadsheets.
\\- Spreadsheets mean cost cutting.
\\- Cost cutting means line goes up.
\\- I didn't get an MBA, but that's basic economics.
2. The Fries Are In The Bag
\\- This is not a meme.
\\- Every successful company has a competitive advantage.
\\- Apple has the iPhone.
\\- NVIDIA has AI chips.
\\- Wendy's has fries. In. The. Bag.
\\- Checkmate, analysts.
3. 30% Short Interest
\\- Thirty percent.
\\- THIRTY.
\\- That's a lot of people betting against square hamburgers.
\\- You know what happens when shorts get trapped?
\\- They end up meeting us outside by the dumpster behind Wendy's to discuss their financial decisions.
4. Dumpster Indicator
\\- Historically, every major WSB market event has eventually led participants to a Wendy's dumpster.
\\- Why not cut out the middleman and buy the stock directly?
5. Recession Proof
\\- When people are rich, they buy Baconators.
\\- When people are broke, they buy Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.
\\- That's called diversification.
My price target is somewhere between "up a lot" and "the moon."
Position:
\\- 400 shares
\\- 17 call options
\\- One application for the night shift behind Wendy's just in case
Remember:
The fries are in the bag.
The shorts are trapped.
Meet me by the dumpster.
🚀🚀🚀 $WEN TO $50 🚀🚀🚀