Attractive women are starting to approach me. God help us all.
u/Papa_Hoch ·
Reddit — r/wallstreetbets
· June 13, 2026 at 11:01
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The post is a humorous anecdote about the author being mistaken for an AI stock expert at a bar, leading to a romantic encounter.
The author’s thesis is purely comedic and self-deprecating, with no actual investment thesis or financial analysis.
Quality assessment: This is noise / shitposting, not research or DD.
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Laying the pipe plainly, I think I am a fairly average looking guy and enjoy spending my Friday nights at my local bar.
Usually, after failing to convince a whale to talk to me, I will nurse a hazy ipa at the bar and divide my attention between the sports highlights on tv and the pennystock subreddit.
Well, something unsettling happened last night. Apparently, an attractive lady caught a glimpse of my phone and mistook an image of a SPCX allocation request from this regarded place that she must have assumed was mine.
She opened with, "So you must be big in the AI stock stuff too huh?"
I was too stunned to speak for a moment, but she took that as a sign to get close and let me process what just happened.
Short story short, I've just woken up at her place and need to get back to my job behind the Wendy's to service the morning crew.
God help us all.