im starting to masturbate every morning before I open robinhood

Your_mum6969420 · 2026-06-06T22:22:40+00:00

=== SUMMARY === - The post is a humorous suggestion that masturbating before opening Robinhood provides "post nut clarity" for better trading decisions. - The author claims this routine has led to "decent gains" but provides no data, analysis, or specific trades. - Quality assessment: This is pure noise / shitposting, not research or DD. === SENTIMENT === NEUTRAL === TRADE IDEAS === No actionable trade ideas in this post. === COMMENTS SUMMARY === The community largely treats the post as comedy, with memes and jokes about the "jerk b4 trade trick." One comment asks about puts/calls, but no serious discussion of any tickers or strategies emerges.

u/Your_mum6969420 · Reddit — r/wallstreetbets · June 06, 2026 at 22:22 · ⬆ 935 pts · 💬 137 comments | View on Reddit ↗

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The post is a humorous suggestion that masturbating before opening Robinhood provides "post nut clarity" for better trading decisions.
The author claims this routine has led to "decent gains" but provides no data, analysis, or specific trades.
Quality assessment: This is pure noise / shitposting, not research or DD.

Score 935

Comments 137

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