Trump's pinky promises are a desperate stalling tactic to keep equities markets up
u/ub3rm3nsch ·
Reddit — r/stocks
· March 26, 2026 at 21:25
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The post analyzes President Trump's public delay of potential strikes on Iranian energy facilities as a market manipulation tactic.
The author's thesis is that despite this political stalling, physical oil supply shortages are inevitable due to disrupted shipping, which will cause oil prices to spike and equity markets to crash.
Quality assessment: Speculation. The argument is based on geopolitical interpretation and a forecast of physical commodity logistics, not on financial data, company analysis, or market fundamentals.
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Trump has TACO'd and pinky promised not to bomb Iran's energy facilities for another 10 days:
https://www.dw.com/en/iran-war-trump-extends-pause-on-energy-sector-strikes/live-76535412
This could mean a few things:
1. Trump never planned to do it in the first place, and this is another TACO.
2. Trump needs more time to organize forces in the Middle East for an attack.
3. Trump is lying, and will attack Iran.
Either way, it seems to me that Trump, who used to call Obama an idiot for publicly announcing his intentions with respect to military operations, is doing this to manipulate markets during the war, whatever his end game. He even recently bragged that markets have not collapsed as badly as he thought.
The problem for Trump is that headline driven prices of equities markets and paper traded oil futures are about to be overcome by real physically traded demand for oil by refineries who are looking at weeks (and months, since refineries that came offline will take weeks to come back) of empty oceans behind the cargo ships that take 30-40 days to transit, leading to supply shortages.
In other words, oil is about to spike hard, and equities markets are about to crash hard. Trump can't Truth Social his way out of that mess, and it is already a done deal. Trump knows it. The Iranians know it. And the market makers likely know it too.
The author argues that real physical demand for oil will overcome headline-driven prices, as refinery supply chains face weeks/months of disruption due to empty shipping lanes. This impending physical shortage, already a "done deal," is predicted to cause a sharp spike in the price of oil, regardless of political posturing. Buy oil (USO) in anticipation of a near-term supply shock and price surge. A rapid de-escalation of conflict, a global demand shock, or the release of strategic petroleum reserves could mitigate the price spike. The political analysis could be incorrect.
The author states that "equities markets are about to crash hard" as a consequence of the coming oil price spike and the end of politically-driven market support. The current market levels are seen as artificially maintained by political headlines ("Truth Social"), which are about to be overwhelmed by the negative economic impact of an oil shock. Short the broader equity market (SPY) anticipating a crash triggered by soaring energy costs and broken supply chains. Markets could interpret the oil spike as transient or inflationary but not recessionary. Fiscal or monetary stimulus could cushion the blow. The geopolitical situation could stabilize faster than expected.
This Reddit post, published March 26, 2026,
features u/ub3rm3nsch
discussing USO, SPY.
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