Moved my entire 401k into bonds Friday, you’re welcome.

The author moved their entire 401k into bonds. Following the same contrarian logic, if the author's entry into an asset class signals an impending downturn for that asset, their purchase of bonds implies that bonds are now set to underperform. The author's purchase of bonds is an ironic, self-deprecating signal that bonds may be a poor investment in the near term, suggesting a short position. The thesis is entirely satirical. Bonds could rally due to macroeconomic factors like a flight to safety or changes in Federal Reserve policy, irrespective of the author's actions.

The author, believing they have consistently poor market timing, sold all their stock holdings and moved into bonds. This action is presented as a "sacrifice" or a contrarian signal, suggesting that their exit from the market marks a local bottom, creating an opportunity for others to profit from an impending rally. The author's move out of equities is ironically framed as a bullish signal for the broader stock market (represented by SPY), implying that the market is now likely to go up. The author's premise is a joke and not based on any analysis. The market could continue to decline for fundamental reasons, rendering this "contrarian indicator" worthless.