At around 20 million of us regards following Wall Street Bets we have enough people to not just choose what companies we want to invest in, but also large enough numbers to do business with these companies in a way that will drive yuuuuuuuge sales for them. Instead of becoming cancel culture losers, we can choose big beautiful businesses to do business with. Imagine if we collectively all downloaded the same app in a given week and started subscribing or wasting our money on the same stuff? Could you imagine what that would do for the stock price of the company? This isn't insider trading. This is Outsider Trading. Even if just 5% of us all did the same shit it would have a massive impact on small to medium size companies.
So here are a few ideas of companies we could all easily take to the moon just by wasting some of our money on the same crap:
HIMS - since most of us are either bald, fat, or don't get much action we could all start using their candy pills to lose weight, grow our hair back and then get our dicks working again once we look better. My DD is it helps you put your D in somebody's V(or B if you're into that)
DKNG - with the Superbowl coming up if we all downloaded the app and bet on the game this company would skyrocket and if we all lost $100 it would basically generate $1,000s in shareholder value. This stock always moons the week leading up to the Superbowl anyway so giddy up.
What other easy companies are out there looking for Outsider Traders that we should be talking about? Until then, I'm gonna start with these 2 companies and see how many of you have big beautiful brainiacs want to join me. Might as well buy the same shit we are all talking about investing in