“Be greedy when others are fearful” is so vanilla

Be greedy when everyone else is actively repulsed. I want the stock trading at 0.3× book, buried under lawsuits, asbestos liabilities, no CFO, and an HQ that looks EPA-adjacent. I don’t want a good story. I need math so ugly it scares away anyone who’s ever been to the Hamptons. That’s where the money hides.