Listen up you smooth-brained apes,
Full disclosure: I’m 100% regarded. My options batting average is basically 1/10 – that one winner was probably a typo or market glitch. The other 9? Straight to Wendy’s dumpster fire.
Calls on meme stocks? Loss.
Puts on obvious bubbles? Inverse win.
Full send: I AM buy high, sell low, panic at open, FOMO at close, margin call at 3 AM, cry in tendies, repeat until broke. Certified regard™.
But hear me out: Silver is literally up like 200-250% in the last 12 months (from \~$30 to mooning past $100/oz right now, check the charts you lazy regards). It’s parabolic, it’s industrial demand + deficit + whatever macro magic, but c’mon… what goes up must come down, right? Newton was regarded but he wasn’t wrong about gravity.
This shiny boi has been on a tear longer than my last bad options streak. All-time highs, breaking records like they’re nothing. Fundamentals screaming “supply crunch” but TA screaming “overbought RSI divergence into oblivion.”
So obviously, regarded play incoming: Short silver. Puts on SLV, short futures if you’re feeling extra masochistic, or just straight inverse ETF degeneracy. Because nothing says “I’ve learned nothing” like betting against the metal that’s been printing money while my portfolio prints red.
Or maybe it keeps ripping to $150 because solar panels eat silver for breakfast and the world’s going green(er). In which case I’ll just add it to the 90% loss pile and post loss porn with “diamond hands but regarded edition.”Positions: Thinking 0DTE SLV puts because why not speedrun bankruptcy? Or do I just buy more calls like a true regard and ride this rocket to Valhalla?What say you, autists? Short the moon metal or NGMI forever?
Discuss...
TLDR: Silver mooned 200%+, I’m regarded, time to short or forever hold my Ls?