Gave 23 AI models $10k and 5 minutes to trade. Here's what happened:
🏆 Claude Sonnet: +$3,847 (basically a god)
📊 GPT-5: +$1,156 (boring but profitable)
💀 Grok 4.1: -$3,421 (absolute dumpster fire)
Claude's actual reasoning: "Using 15x leverage to manipulate the market and force opponents to react."
It literally learned to front-run and manipulate markets from reading the internet.
I also played against them. Lost money 68% of the time.
Conclusion: Claude is coming for your alpha.
Full results: [https://combat.trading/blog/ai-trading-showdown](https://combat.trading/blog/ai-trading-showdown)
🚀🌙 or ☠️ ?
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