I have held puts on META since November and they are printing. They've been printing largely because I am taking all of the positive energy from the universe due to not fapping while holding these puts. I believe that if I continue No Fap through earnings the stock will continue to tank and these will only print harder.
This beautiful stock is magnificent. It will most likely make me a modest thousandaire. I cannot be more grateful to No Fap and META for tanking so hard and filling up my coffers.
If you think this is easy, it isn't. My wife is right here beside me and she is begging me to fap but I am holding strong for the gains.
Godspeed my brothers in JPOW.