Friends, degenerates, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to post gains, not justify them.
5 days ago I decided to stop pretending I understood tech earnings and instead YOLO into **silver**. Not AI. Not EVs. Not some pre-revenue penny stock with vibes. Just **shiny rock**
Fast forward to today and…
* **SLV calls:** Printing
* **AG calls:** miners decided to wake up and choose violence
* **Portfolio:** basically 90% shiny rock derivatives
Fiscally responsible? To the point where my portfolio is now just silver, silver accessories, and vibes. I don’t even check fundamentals anymore. If it glitters, I buy calls. If it doesn’t, I don’t understand it.
And yet here we are.
My investment thesis was simple
1. Inflation bad
2. Shiny rock good
3. Geopolitics complicated, shiny rock simple
If Jerome does as much as sneeze again, I’m buying more.
Am I selling? ❌
Am I hedging? ❌
Do I know what silver is even made out of? ❌
All I know is my account balance is up so I will be giving unsolicited market advice.
If this reverses tomorrow, I will absolutely pretend this was a long-term macro play.
**TL;DR:** Bought SLV & AG calls 5 days ago, now my entire personality is silver. Shiny rock supremacy. Either this works or I find out how much Wendy pays an hour. Godspeed brothers.