Good morning fellas (or fell-etes). Now that Robinhood has added shorting to their platform, I plan on going big short in 2026. I’m looking for the most 100% guaranteed-to-fail companies. Like Mullen Automotive level of dumpster fire. Or for those of you who remember those “stocks that shall not be named”, or the banking crisis of 2023. I need these companies to be so bad that the legendary Jim Cramer himself thinks they are God’s gift to Wall Street.
So let’s talk about it. What companies are on your radar for the worst of the worst of 2026? What companies will finish the year deepest inside the Wendy’s dumpster? Which ones will take me from customer to CEO? I’m open to any reasonable suggestions.