Snoo's Journey

**Snoo’s Origin Story** Like every other regard, Snoo’s journey began when COVID hit. He received some spare government money and promptly lost it all — $40,000. Undeterred, he convinced his wife he could make life-changing money investing in shares. She gave him another $50,000. By the end of FY2023, he was down roughly $33,000. He bought most of the shitcos at the top. He believed every fairy-tale DD he read on HC. Hope was gone. He deleted the app. He stopped visiting stonks forums. He stopped caring. He even got banned from r/ASX_Bets. Then one beautiful day… ARR happened. His portfolio went from –$5k to +$15k. He thought his time had finally come. He logged back in. He started checking prices again. He started trading like a complete regard. He sold ARR and jumped into FFG, 4DS, then DXB — all green. The ASX gods had finally noticed him. He sold everything and went all-in on LRV, about $35k at the time. By the end of FY2025, his portfolio sat at $250,000. He dabbled in a few extra shitcos — MM8 at 5c (sold at breakeven), a few hundred bucks here and there, still heavily down on “wife-changing money” GDM. Then Orange Man became the 47th POTUS. The most insane bull run of all time followed. Snoo’s LRV holding passed the 12-month mark. Regards were printing 100% a day. He asked his wife if he could sell all LRV to buy APX at $1.20, convinced it would go back to $5. She said no. What a dumbass. What a lucky bastard. But Snoo is a gambler. He bought some APX anyway — –$7k. “Generational wealth” BOE — –$2k. MRD at 0.5c — –$5k (imagine if he held). LDX at 7c, sold at breakeven. Yet somehow… his strike rate became godlike. \+$17k in ITM \+$12k in DBO \+$8k in DAL \+$7k in RML All within days. Sometimes weeks. He thinks he’s figured it out. Then PFE happened. He got banned. He deleted his tag. He started again. He won’t give up. His goal: another $1 million within 4 years. He is Snoo. Edit: He also got lucky with shitcoins and made $100k, then lost it all to other shitcoins — as tradition demands.