Godzilla spotted on Bitcoin Chart, Bought $350k in option calls

Hello again friends. After a few drinks, I have bought $350k+ in Bitcoin December 2027 ITM calls and plan to buy another few hundred thousand worth of 2026 ITM calls. Why you might ask? Godzilla. That's all, Bitcoin looks like Godzilla. That little wiggle in 2024? That's the tail of Godzilla. The current bump? You think that's resistance? No. That's just its hunched back. Godzilla just wanted to buy Sydney Sweeney's bathwater and had bad posture while glued to the checkout screen. And from now until 2027? He's gotten his order shipped and he's ready to terrorize the bears again. That's when the bulky neck and forms. Godzilla literally shoots laser beams and fire. People debate about 100 men vs 1 gorilla, but it's not even a debate that 21 million Bears can't even scratch this monstrosity. Because Bitcoin looks like Godzilla on the chart, I expect IBIT to reach $100+ and bought ITM calls to make a few hundred percent. Thank you.