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[+132] u/2020isgreat: You're shorting the company curing cancer because you want to make money I'm shorting the company curing cancer because I'm evil we are not the same
[+61] u/Fernyfern7: 🥭 says Inflation isn't real just like the clitoris
[+54] u/Weak_Emu3659: 'Just some healthy profit taking'
'Just drifting a little lower because of Iran, it happens'
'It's the bond yields doing this'
'Sometimes a 50% correction is healthy'
'Oh fuck'
[+49] u/FartPolluter: We are approaching the Anthropic IPO with the enthusiasm of a groom approaching an STD clinic after his stag do in Amsterdam
[+48] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: We should all be glad that the US has an America first and no foreign wars president.
Imagine the current situation if that was not the case, US would probably be involved in some unending middle east war.
[+47] u/Low_Bowl5506: Being included in S&P and shitting itself is such a RDDT move
[+45] u/VTI4LYFE69: END THE WAR YOU STUPID FUCK
[+39] u/Brilliant_Object_847: I can’t believe Barron bought oil calls yesterday. Such a smart boy. Very good with computers.
[+37] u/Low_Bowl5506: Account up 25% this week, need 376% more to breakeven
[+36] u/OrangMiskin: Can’t believe retards drank dewormer paste during COVID. LMAO
[+33] u/versello: Lmao wsb is stalking the nke guy every sub he goes until he deletes his account
[+31] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: 🥭 2.0 about to leave us with record inflation, a dying job market, and worthless bonds/currency. Imagine being this bad at your job and still keeping it lmao.
That’s like you going to work and deleting all the companies data and calling your customers and telling them to fuck off.
[+30] u/joycaptain: Bomb Iran so they can't have nukes.
North Korea has 60 nukes? Best friends
[+25] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Walmart slowest sales growth in 6 years.
Yikes. Bottom half of K shape economy getting obliterated.
[+24] u/No_Fig_7835: The stock market is literally the only thing the US has going for it. Every single other economic data point is bad practically. Inflation has just wrecked the average consumer.
[+24] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Bessent is a failed bond trader, do with that info as you will
[+23] u/wildcat1055: US Government: 40T in debt, considering buying a lot of crypto.
The US Government is just like me!
[+22] u/Jerikolol: bullied in school => grow up to buy RDDT stock => inclusion in SP500, crash => bullied by life.
[+22] u/Fit_Feedback5981: People on r/valueinvesting are cute trying to find value in this manipulated ass market
[+22] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Really ? Right in front of my simulated returns?
[+20] u/cryptohorn: Bessent gambled and lost lmfaoooooo
[+20] u/malimisko: Only regards can pick such a highly regarded president
[+20] u/thrillho145: Another red day. Sucks.
Honestly fuck Trump and his stupid war.
[+20] u/Paul_Robert_: PEACE DEAL INCOMING 📨
Source: the water droplets in my shower looked kinda like the zelda Triforce
[+19] u/ThatFUTGuy: 30 year bond yields in a VERY bad position, there’s no way this market can pump with it in this situation
turns out cooking fed books causes uncertainty in bond markets, who would have thought it?
[+19] u/9tacos: Fuck Baron and Fuck his Father too!
[+19] u/Top_Ice_400: Why does 🥭 just end the war, no one gives a fuck anymore about Iran. pump my bags you old corrupt bag of shit.
[+19] u/Me-Regarded: Cramer trying to pump the economy. It's over 💀
[+18] u/No_Rub5563: Today we take revenge on the Koreans by selling off the entire memory sector ourselves!!
[+18] u/2020isgreat: Trump: We could have GDP of 10, 12, 15 times if they just leave us alone. Let interest rates go down. It’s a very unfair system.
They should drop interest rates because it means we have a strong country and it's all based on credit, meaning good credit, and we have the best credit and we'd pay off the debt very easily, very quickly
lmfao
[+17] u/2020isgreat: Oil Tanker sneaks through the Strait by disguising itself as a peace deal
[+17] u/AlmostAsianJim: Day 5 of no fap until $GOOGL reclaims $400. I have started getting wet dreams.
[+17] u/night_shredder: Good morning fellow ~~degenerates~~ long term investors.
[+16] u/-----Marcel-----: So the KOSPI pumps nearly 7%, while the American market, which was deep green just a couple of hours ago, has completely dumped with no news in that time period. What a fucking joke. The price action this past week has been cancer. Pump and dump every single day since Friday. We’re about to have five straight red days for the QQQ. Garbage, suppressed, controlled price action from gay Wall Street.
Well, at least the 🥭 secures generational wealth for the 10th time so far during his presidency through completely blatant insider trading. Pumping shitcos.
[+16] u/OptionsHuduga: It's over.....
this market isn't made for buy and accumulate and hold. this market is made for only reckless swing trading.
this is a pure casino. time to treat it as such.
[+16] u/Vlisa: I cannot overstate how much I hope to see Bessent get his shit-eating smirk wiped off his face.🙏
[+16] u/Burtonwurton: lol he fucked up and he knows it. At this point, just bring our military personnel back home. I would rather my family members and friends not die for some bullshit.
[+16] u/sloanemonroe: Iran war has been going on for six months as of next week.
[+15] u/Illustrious_Job1951: So treasury buyback of bonds is supposed to bring down mortgage rates by bringing pressure off the 10 year and it set to end in the beginning on November.
Hmm, why do this until early November? I wonder
[+15] u/ChampagnePapi-: Goodbye money
Goodbye net worth
Goodbye mental health
Goodbye hopes and dreams
[+15] u/Standard-Top-5942: "Walmart hikes full-year outlook, says it will use huge tariff refund to keep prices low"
While 1/3 of Americans still think tarrifs don't contribute to inflation
[+14] u/uwontfindthisone: My mental health is linked directly to the performance of my portfolio
[+14] u/hftrobo9285: Everything I buy goes red instantly
[+14] u/Bam2458: Did anyone tell them if they end the war oil prices and bond yields will drop without manipulation?
[+14] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Bond market mfers are like the only non regards in the market..
Bond market: this Bessent guy has broken currencies before, working with the scammiest scammers, his government spends like a regarded monkey, and he is literally a gay bear. Maybe ask for more money for long term loans.
[+14] u/Sick0h: Anne Hathaway > Berkshire Hathaway
[+14] u/ckami_91: Bull real quiet today
[+13] u/xeemyy: Congratulations - you're a pharma bagholder. Some of you regards are going to learn the hard way. Check the 5Y graph and you'll figure this shit isn't a buy.
[+13] u/Bam2458: Welp, they suppressed the long end for about 20 hours 😂
[+13] u/2020isgreat: Bessent yelling at the market and telling them they're wrong. He's just like us fr
[+13] u/YoDooley: Trap the bears, pump the close, rug the opening, fade into the weekend.
Here is your next 24 hour experience.
[+13] u/yourgirl696969: It’s a miracle micron isn’t red yet lmao
[+13] u/9tacos: I bought MRNA at $25 and sold at $30 🤡👈🤣
[+13] u/VetFinPilot: Bessent is going full regard
[+13] u/ercanbas: Bessent sounds nervous as fuck
[+12] u/Diguojigood: Market is speaking and it's saying it doesn't like morons in charge
[+12] u/SteakEater137: Nothing is safe in this market because Mango's sticky little fingers are on everything.
SPY? Moves like a meme stock somehow and at the whims of random tariff or war shitposts.
Safe havens like consumer goods? Spending is down, theyre no longer safe or have been overpriced.
Oil or fertilizer? A truth social post can instantly -5% your buy even if it's completely bullshit.
Sit on the sidelines because of all the mess? Say goodbye to your purchasing power because of inflation.
[+12] u/CauliflowerNo6976: "Walmart sales growth in America falls for the first time in 6 years"
[+12] u/patmccock86: Bessent and orange can try and rig the stock market, but you can't rig the bond market. Bond market is obliterating these people
[+11] u/Boheed: BESSENT ON CNBC: "After the deportations that we've seen and the closing of the border, we don't need to produce as many jobs" 💀💀💀
[+11] u/likamuka: Bessent: "We've got a spike in oil prices today that I don't really understand"
Fucking clown rat
[+11] u/well2w: Anyone else holding some ASTS until I goes back to 130 at some point
[+11] u/Delicious_Put_5857: https://preview.redd.it/xzml5h5z6jkh1.png?width=2316&format=png&auto=webp&s=df0344a0632941a3db510ef6ad0f2babd6647b18
[+11] u/anonymous_ghost-1: RDDT great investment, I am up 1% in two years
[+11] u/No_Current3675: peasants unable to afford basic shit
# BULLISH
[+11] u/Short-Mind-8850: Listening to Bessent talk is just another reminder that we are completely fucked.
[+11] u/YoDooley: Jerome would never have allowed this.
[+11] u/Boheed: So the US just sold a shit-ton of Euros as a hail Mary to stabilize markets without telling Europe first. incredible.
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
Bessent wants to buy back more bonds.
Hes basically a gambling addict with access to unlimited margin... provided by the American people.
[+11] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: The CEO of Oil just said its going to $150
[+11] u/StrangeInsanity: Yields don’t represent the underlying fundamentals. This mofo is the retardest retard
[+11] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Haiii boiz
https://preview.redd.it/s53k1il9vjkh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bed0426855b90ed7bfb6e6d24ed4b0714d547e1
[+11] u/kazkeb: RIP to the guy that full ported 1dte 150 calls on SpaceX yesterday
[+10] u/TowelFart: my portfolio cant go down if i dont look at it
[+10] u/TurbodToilet: So the recession is real when I buy calls but fake and priced in when I buy puts. Got it. Fuck this market
[+10] u/taconomtaco: oh they hate bessent hahahahaha
[+10] u/ayopapiz: My life was better once i started to ignore everyone. Like seriously, didnt talk to my wife for a week, i started to make money on options. Shit was crazy
[+10] u/zephyrs85: Aw fuk, the crypto bros coming out of hibernation from their parent's home basements
[+10] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Allah protected me from buying calls yesterday
[+10] u/ripcord51: Rick Santelli is exhausting
[+10] u/kairepaire: Smells like a circuit breaker day in here
[+10] u/Ok-Regular-9413: SPY ODTE GANG BULL OR BEAR?
[+10] u/SangerGRBY: MRNA insiders fuck you for not telling me. Selfish pricks im an anti vaxxer now.
[+10] u/SteakEater137: Almost 100% of market moves are now illogical or a massive overreaction. Kind of impressive really.
[+10] u/CuckedbyPowell: Instead of buying their own bonds, have they considered sending another $30 billion to Israel
[+10] u/zestykite: Bessent sold his soul
[+10] u/LaughCompetitive1504: You can't go long because it will probably go down more but you can't short because it could be the bottom. today is unplayable.
[+10] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Bessent is cooked. He badly misplayed his hand on the bond issue. Either that or he got hung out to dry by taco attacking Iran.
[+10] u/assholy_than_thou: MRNA Went for a scalp, became a community member
[+10] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+10] u/No_Cod972: I'm buying a put right now to put an end to this historic ber market.
[+10] u/Aranthos-Faroth: The cool thing about losing money is, at some point you've no more to lose.
Unlike gains where it's a never ending treadmill.
I feel like Buddha now.
[+10] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Oh boy do I regret touching options today
[+10] u/hotCupADank: shits getting weird bruh
[+10] u/theitalianpastaboi: How much we losing today, will Marge call?
[+10] u/niwmo: Cathie Wood bought NVDA. The top is definitely in!
[+10] u/uwontfindthisone: Puts on my mental health would go to the moon how do I invest in this?
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Bessent on cnbc defending himself
[+10] u/No_Rub5563: The attempts of the administration to pump the market are getting so incredibly sad
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Well looks like Bessent telling the market they are wrong doesn't actually work in fixing anything
[+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: Bought more RDDT & RKLB
And a sprinkle of GOOG too
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: I shit before I had my coffee. What does this even mean???
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Oil shrekking
Just crash this shitty blown up market already
They are putting patch after patch on this balloon to keep it from bursting before the midterms. Lmao
[+9] u/patelchief90: oil going higher again fuck
[+9] u/SPY_one_zillion: Daily reminder: 50% comments are bots. 45% are 20 year olds who still live with their moms. Good luck finding the 5%.
[+9] u/Lelwrektnub: Apparently the most crushing economic operation ever was actually being waged on the American economy this whole time
[+9] u/powerboner: META back to Liberation day prices HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
[+9] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Imagine telling people you could eliminate $19 Trillion in debt in 8 years, only to add $10 Trillion in less than 6.
Abject Failure
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: No crying -*sniffle-* in the casino
[+9] u/Mutanic2: Tech dumping. Sell everything. Bubble over go home
[+9] u/Frank-Hassle: Hopefully everything gets worst at open
[+9] u/Vlisa: >By all accounts, Bessent had a stellar run as the Soros CIO for years, but by the end of 2023, his hedge fund had lost almost 90 percent of its assets from the peak: Assets had fallen to $577 million after reaching a height of around $5 billion,
[+9] u/Brilliant_Sport_6586: Spidey senses say dump at open
[+9] u/PushAble2463: I just hate it when «analysts» publish new targets for my stocks, like who the fuck asked for your opinion anyway? Nobody cares
[+9] u/New_Ad_1682: I just wanta say to you degenerate gamblers who had the balls to play options yesterday and today on MRNA. Your risk tolerance and ability to work with limited information is a testament to the American spirit and I'm proud to share this section of this site with you.
Gods speed you ballsy fucks.
[+9] u/YoDooley: Man that was a hard pump attempt from Cramer
[+9] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Good news, at least our president is getting richer.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: Theyre causing immense problems with the nation's debt for a 5 minute 0.2% SPY pump through this dumbass bond buybuck shit.
Fuck me this is taking short term thinking to the next level lmao
[+9] u/vermilli21: Just rug this market and let it die
[+9] u/SteakEater137: Can we replace current POTUS with a stuffed animal? I think theyd understand the economy better.
[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Yeah we get it, it's like the millions of times before this where its the gradual bs pump to ruin puts and then we slowly drill again, why does it need to take 40 fucking hours, just get it over with and take people's money immediately instead of this theta bs
[+9] u/Single_Guarantee9545: HOLY SHIT JUST SEND META TO $0 ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH. IN SICK OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT STOCK BEING DOWN NEARLY EVERY DAY. AND WHEN IT IS UP, ITS UP LIKE $1!!!!! FUCK YOU!
[+9] u/Burtonwurton: At this point its not about how much I can make from my positions, its pretty much how little can I try to lose.
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: https://preview.redd.it/3o4bqizmqkkh1.png?width=2316&format=png&auto=webp&s=608950e66aa8a87fe2c6c0b43560c4f13c183911
[+9] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Coming up on day 2 of being the villain bc I called my girl a bitch after she called me a dick . Fellas Just apologize even if ur right and don’t give into rage bait smh
[+9] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: Oh good, at least no rug pull at open this time
[+9] u/likamuka: Bunch of clowns managing total economic collapse.
[+9] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Everybody say hi to Bessent shorting oil
[+9] u/vandammes: ITS GONNA BE ULTRAGREEN TODAY GET READY MTFS
[+9] u/Burtonwurton: Apparently in this market, if you hold for more than a day you will lose 90% of the time.
[+9] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: Lost all my gains this week fuck this market
[+9] u/MaldororHollow: Imagine going to school for 4 years kissing ass at all those conferences to just analyze this gay market for a living
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Oh my fucking God fuck you RDDT
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: Now watch this drive
[+8] u/solidsneeze: at this rate, cam girls will be 90% of russia's gdp by end of year
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: Still an hour and a half to wait to see how fuk I am. Guh
[+8] u/Many_Appeal1184: Remember to double down when wrong
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bro Bessent is a lying wtf
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: Who the fuck bought Moderna at $170 using my money?!
*looks at trade history*
*….*clearly an expert hacker using my exact IP address, with my password and my 2 factor auth… at the exact same time I was also logged in yesterday. How am I gonna catch this guy
[+8] u/zorna0: so entertaining seeing crypto chart analyst trying to explain everything and so on. it goes up when whales decide to pump it and goes down when they decide to rug pull it. no real "system" behind it
[+8] u/ayopapiz: “I didnt see this coming” mfs the hedge fund literally open that 20b short in front of you 😂
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: Premarket rug pulls are the ultimate buy signal
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Premarket dump is buy signal. Been here before
[+8] u/smokeyjoe0612: cant taco if theres nothing to taco
[+8] u/Rexultdis: 1 trilly a year spent on the military and we’re still losing lmao
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: We are going V, bears fuk
[+8] u/xT-Nastyyy: Too bearish round here, you know what that means
[+8] u/Haikoe: Now all rates going up, even short rates lmaooooo
[+8] u/WorldlyWar2143: crazy, never happened to me before
some fucking retard bmw driver went to pass me over double yellow lines, completely slams into the side of my car when merging back into lane, and fucking leaves the scene! LMAO what?
guys retarded though, got his plate and its all on dash cam. Cop said they'd give him some time to get home and meet him at the house. Fucking retard hope they drag him out by the balls
[+8] u/uwontfindthisone: 21 minutes left before I go homeless or move into a mansion
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: If you liked QQQ above $720 you’ll love it at $300 soon
[+8] u/Ok-Nose29: Cramer just called bessent a dumbass basically
[+8] u/vermilli21: Ya'll are just paying extra for preiums at open, mother fuckers need to wait til 9:45
[+8] u/WorldlyWar2143: BREAKING NEWS
GOOGL LAUNCHES 10 PATRIOT MISSILES AT ZUCKERBERG
[+8] u/Small-Maintenance-65: this market is such a cunt
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 would rather watch the whole world burn than to admit he was wrong, fun times ahead of us
[+8] u/Cavsfan2332: What's the point of diversification if everything tanks
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: The Sept bond buyback announcement yesterday was such a gay bessy scam. It’s like saying we’re gonna save the bleeding out patient by giving them a fraction of a pint of blood. Bond holders said nah and now the 10y is back over 4.7% again.
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# LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: I’m the worst trader that ever lived. Go long, shit dumps to oblivion. Sell the bottom. Shit sky rockets. I then sit out 20 dips that then make new highs. When I finally do buy the dip, it breaks all support and dumps back to new lows. It’s actually fucking impressive how bad I am
[+8] u/br0botic: Do you ever step back and look at your port and feel disgusted at the absolute shit positions that it’s filled with?
[+8] u/Juliusmobile: This week has been trash.
[+8] u/twostroke1: I’m losing 3% of my money each year due to inflation, I might as well put it into stonks.
(me before losing 74% of my money in 6 hours on a retarded trade)
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: What the fuck have these cunts done to my beautiful stock market
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said a debt buyback program announced Wednesday could be larger than the $4 billion upper limit.
>In remarks to CNBC, he said current yields don’t reflect market fundamentals and said liquidity particularly in the 30-year bond is weak.
"Yen is undervalued". 30Y doesn't "reflect market fundamentals". Ah says you Mr. Bessent lmao.
[+8] u/AwakenedBeast616: #Whoa! Unexpected!
They pinned it and killed premium!!!
[+8] u/TimedOutClock: Jesus christ bonds are still ripping LOL Literally calling out the most regarded bluff by Bessent
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Walmart earnings miss as consumer cut spending. Is this a leading recession indicator?
[+8] u/Razvanell95: terrible day to own stocks
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Maybe Argentina will bail us out
[+8] u/Namtabmal: Down 20k on Goog, Meta and RDDT.
SO FAR..
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: Bessent on gas prices rising and the shit jobs report, "The jobs numbers are quite noisy... but remember with all the immigrants getting deported we won't need as many jobs" is some next level cognitive dissonance. Calls it is.
[+8] u/BearlyBearishBear: #GOTTA LOVE THE OPENAI COMMERCIAL WITH RETARDED BOOMERS CONFUSEDLY TALKING TO CHATGPT AS IF IT WERE A REAL PERSON. THIS IS WHO THEY THINK USES THEIR PRODUCTS 🤣
[+8] u/JimJamJim23: Anyone else sitting on a big L?
[+8] u/No_Cod972: Just got a text from Barron that just says: ber r fuk
[+8] u/financiallythriving: We haven’t had a good sell off in a while
This is a red day for ants
[+8] u/CuckedbyPowell: Time to get even, or get even worse
[+8] u/Disastrous_Battle_14: BTC back to 100K eoy, get yours now gentlemen.
[+8] u/znightmaree: SK Hynix up 14% and memory is dumping. Cant blame the Koreans now.
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Looks like being short tech for the last 11 years is going to finally pay off
[+8] u/No_Rub5563: Last week people where Litterly writing essays about how the market couldn't go down anymore. Classic LMFAO
[+8] u/1M-to-Zero: He said will stop Ukraine war day 1..how many more days he needs
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Mango administration manipulation has failed! It was not very effective!
[+8] u/Lori-Lightfoot: bers predicting the 800th crash this year
[+8] u/Kobe_Fan: Not even the treasury can save this bloated piece of shit market
[+8] u/Onnimation: **BESSENT: WE WILL ROUTINELY DO BUYBACKS AND INCREASE SIZE OF BUYBACK**
If you don't get how serious this is... we about to hit hyperinflation even tho the stock market keeps going up. Load up on freezers and 1 year of food supplies and amenities, good luck
[+8] u/Ble_h: Bessent is going to be one of the worst Treasurer Secretaries in history.
[+8] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: I hold 23 positions, all red, thanks taco and fuck ur shitty useless war
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Even if you're the Treasury yelling at markets that they are wrong doesn't work.
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: anyone with a trmup social data feed know whats causing this?
[+8] u/TheRealArmament: Well it did pump 200% in a single day.
[+8] u/georgesoflydda: Please kill me already
[+7] u/Top_Ice_400: Boomers pulling up the ladder
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: If you are in this chat begging for plays, just go buy lotto tickets and scratch-offs.
[+7] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Remember, 99% of the comments on here are bots pretending to be regards.
It's regard bots all the way down.
Myself included. Drill baby drill, berz r dead, lol bulls fuk.
[+7] u/jamaicagroot: WTF is wrong with RDDT
[+7] u/neoneutra3: buy and hold does NOT work while that dude is in office
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: We’ve gone back to the market that doesn’t move during market hours again…
[+7] u/2020isgreat: BESSENT STATES THAT THE U.S. MAINTAINS A STRONG DOLLAR POLICY.
uhh huh we believe you
[+7] u/LaughCompetitive1504: I started watching the news again today and i am starting to have the impression that everything is corrupt and normal americans might be fucked.
[+7] u/vermilli21: Holy shit this price action is giving me cancer
[+7] u/Trevv901: Getting real sick of 🥭 and his embarrassing war bullshit.
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: 2 truths 1 lie:
US economy is scewed
Global economy is screwed
I’m hetero
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: i'm so fcking tired of GOOG. My calls are now down -60%. 2 weeks of flat and red, its pathetic
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Someone blew an account and is spamming emotes 😂😂😂
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Ew these crypto bros are insufferable
[+7] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Debt over 40 trillion, no problem, send 10 billion more to israel
[+7] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: the market feels like 24/7 with post-market and pre-market
[+7] u/MF_BREW_: Does any even remember why the bears and bulls started fighting in the first place ?
[+7] u/East-Description-243: BTC, the decentralized currency, pumping on news that the government will regulate it.🙄
[+7] u/pain474: this shit is gonna be bought up before market open and then chop for the rest of the day again. bers think it's dump time while we are within 2% of ath and everybody who buys 0 dtes gets fucked. i hate this market
[+7] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: The good news is we won’t rug pull after open
The bad news is we’re rugpulling before open
[+7] u/CorporalNips: I genuinely hate this market now. Not a fuckin clue what to hold now I understand those VOO titfuckers
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: Retard with the emojis is making me motion sick
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Aaaaand yields have recovered. nice job bessent. You fucking failure 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Wtf mang Reddit's S&P 500 inclusion was a total headfake
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: Walmart CEO: If you don’t include the thing that fucked us over we did pretty well.
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: I am now a bagholder of ASTS, RKLB, RDDT, META
[+7] u/Then-Cup-5153: SHORT EVERY FUCKING BOUNCE FUCK THESE BULLS
[+7] u/era_2000: this might be the worst market
[+7] u/vermilli21: Can SPY pick a fucking direction, what the hell is this
[+7] u/aupperk24: Lol this week is so stupid. everyday it's just flat until the last hour. don't even bother trading
[+7] u/No_Rub5563: So trolling Burry on the frontpage of WSB was the top. LMFAO
[+7] u/leoman2896: Just drop spy already jeez. We are better off watching the wall at this point
[+7] u/AwakenedBeast616: SPX moves -0.29%
Retard: "THIS IS INSANE! IT IS ILLOGICAL! FIX THIS RIGHT **FUCKING** NOW BESSENT!"
Normal person: "what?"
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: #PRAISE ALLAH
- Donald HUSSEIN Trump
[+7] u/HomingSunlight: I’m getting fucked by RDDT. Why did I do this to myself?
[+7] u/patmccock86: Every time the market starts to drop, miraculous green candles appear out of nowhere. These people are so desperate to save this shit
[+7] u/aupperk24: The market gave me 2 chances to get out and I held for a loss
[+7] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% AND ILL STICK A WATERMELON UP MY ASS
[+7] u/oknBagholding: MRNA 175 shareholders show yourselves
[+7] u/Aranthos-Faroth: I have a talent for buying stuff that can crater double digits in a day. ama.
[+7] u/Winter_Service4979: I just found out you can buy something called a share. its like an option except it doesnt go away unless you sell it?
[+7] u/ieatbreqd: this market is so fucking bullshit
[+7] u/Onnimation: Bro really said: "yields don't represent our current fundamentals" bro is really scamming the US ppl and economy 😂📈
[+7] u/hardcrepe: My fellow Americans. Pay no attention to bonds. Everything is under control and not indicating a brewing fire.
[+7] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Come on already, crash through $765.
[+7] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Looking like a bear market 🥱
[+7] u/organicMango_: I joind this sub to learn, but all I see is red and losses
[+7] u/Treactor: Full ported walmart calls dated a month out. Wish me luck!
[+7] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Jesus this won’t go up or down just fucking pinned
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: Market used to puke at uncertainty now it’s pinned to fuck both sides. Truly a master class in scamming
[+7] u/Prize_Box_4762: Everything I touched turn to shit. -$3,500 lmao
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: Please 🥭. We need the biggest of 🌮s. Just take the L bro and move on. That region is a hellhole. Literally no one fucking cares about Iran and Israel
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Step 1: tarrif everything
Step 2: maintain inflationary environment
Step 3: insinuate fed chair will have mortgage fraud if they raise rates
Step 4: watch bond market freak out because traders know this is retarded
Step 5:
treasury buy bonds to calm bond market
Step 6: watch bond market not care
Step 7: throw double the money at bond market
Step 8: watch the bond market not care
[+7] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Lemme check on my Walmart calls
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Insane to me with all this doom and gloom but SPY still over the ATH it broke when it shot up $40 on fake peace deal at start of month
[+7] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: Most boring red day ever
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: I thot I was regarded at my job. Then I see 🥭 and Bessent lmao
[+7] u/snifflingmoon: I don't think I've ever felt more disgusted looking at a chart, this shit is criminally sickening, what the fuck is happening with the market
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Well Bessent's attempt to gaslight the markets didn't work
[+7] u/financiallythriving: I’m about to go full tilt boys
[+7] u/No_Presentation9490: QQQ just cracked below the 50 day moving average. This is not a drill.
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: #shout out to my boi Bessent for bankrupting the US
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: someone get anthony chalamet on the phone asap
[+7] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: If you told me the market was just some jackass immediately reversing my positions to steal my money, I'd believe it
[+7] u/Heavy-Procedure2232: I gotta go back to selling plasma and seed.
[+7] u/mrgr33n420: Day trading and alcohol should be illegal. I made some very poor decisions today.
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: SPY $700 eow, book it
[+7] u/Obvious_Mixture_6409: how tf do i tell my wife we’re down 12k
[+7] u/WildTittyWrangler: 🥭 actions post midterm might be absolutely wild for the market. If things go against him, I can easily see revenge actions. If they go in his favor, crank the insider trading and swing for the fences.
[+7] u/kjl8921: Bitch ass mango bought Moderna before the pump. Gate keeping ass hoe
[+7] u/xeemyy: I’m down so much that idc, try to liquidate me bitch
[+7] u/znightmaree: Could have had a chimpanzee banging pots and pans together in the Oval Office all year and the market would be higher than it currently is. Think about that.
[+7] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Moderna absolutely shredding my asshole.
[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: This pre market flatter than an A-cup in a sports bra.
[+7] u/Timely_Attitude7475: I only got 1 call right this year so far, fuck man. I should have just stuck to index funds. Lost over 40k so far and wmt is coming for more.
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: MRNA showing how many of you are inexperienced or retarded
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Short mRNA at your own risk shorts have 9 days to cover
[+7] u/LivelyArid: wondering why jesus didn't just fix everything for everyone forever by open
[+7] u/MaldororHollow: The stock market truly is gay
[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: All I need is for SPY to drop another 1% and my 758p will be ITM. I’m highly regarded
[+7] u/Candid-Elk6135: mango mussolini will not end his Middle East war and oil is drying up everywhere
[+7] u/Frank-Hassle: Can we get a real market crash tired of all the fake
[+7] u/Ill-Ad3311: The American dream , yes it is a dream , now wake the fuck up
[+7] u/drakilian: Plan for the next 6 months: Rangebound trade within 5% on tech , pumping on semis earnings and dumping on random bullshit, culminating in a 15% drop in April when pressure on Iran war finally pushes to a resolution one way or another, followed by a giga 30% pump month out of nowhere that no one will understand but say is obvious in retrospect
Yes this has been the script for the last two years why are you asking?
[+7] u/br0botic: Down $60k and markets not even open yet. It’s gonna be a GUH day
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: How can I short the US 30 year bond
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: I want a new PC but damn MU has made everything unaffordable 😩😩
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: Im almost 25 and still a virgin. I cope by checking out this sub daily
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: I am becoming addicted to being cash overnight. Far less anxiety and drama, much more fun to watch PM unfold.
[+7] u/TheMallard1: Glad I locked in that $6 profit yesterday
[+7] u/Outrageous_Method432: RDDT oversold af, WEEKLY CALLS
[+7] u/CuckedbyPowell: SPY down 0.2%, me? Down 9% as god intended
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: I'm so fucking sick of most of SPY's movement happening after hours and then it just bounces back and forth in a 1 dollar range
[+7] u/Glam34: Im going to IPO my company. We'll have 21 million shares available. We have no revenue. But its fine, because we wont make any new shares so everyone will want these shares.
[+7] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Down 250k sincr Monday
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Someone, somewhere thought MRNA would go up another 180% today LMAO
[+7] u/ajtyeh: top is in, overheard cafeteria worker was giving stock advice on MU
[+7] u/kal14144: Kids is it bad if you can’t borrow money as a country?
[+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: i was losing so much money trading options before i realized i could have the expiration date for my calls be 6 months out rather than 6 days. started making money
[+7] u/CuckedbyPowell: So now this is exactly the opposite message we're getting from Warsh, who says the market price is useful signal, and that traders should be playing the ball… this fucking admin man
\*BESSENT: BUYBACKS COULD BE BIGGER THAN THE $4B WE ANNOUNCED
\*BESSENT: US YIELDS DON'T REFLECT UNDERLYING FUNDAMENTALS
[+7] u/Fernyfern7: Bessent hurt himself in confusion
[+7] u/Bcider: I guess we are fucked huh? Treasury yields already back above what they were before Bessent tried to stop the bleeding.
[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why would I feel bad for the bulls? SPY shouldn’t even be above 700 right now lmao
[+7] u/YoDooley: What was 6 years ago?
Oh yeah, the fucking pandemic except this is just life now.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Webull volume already roaring lmfao. This could actually meme pretty hard. 🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+6] u/Vlisa: So many people ran to WMT/AAPL/COST to avoid AI getting their ass blownout. Not trying to call them out, but everyone trying to jump on the same life raft gonna sink it inevitably.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: This has to be a prank :( why is my money disappearing?!
[+6] u/Enjzey: spy premarket -1%, -5% eod, circuit breaker eow, ww3 eom
[+6] u/Vlisa: Come on Bessent, surely buying more longs will fix it this time.
[+6] u/zanghfei: Plz bring back grandpa jerome powel
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Fundamentals of business by Michael Scott make more sense than the fundamentals of the modern market
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: The guy who did like a million day trades yesterday on MRNA has inspired me. I have realized that's the only way to make money in this scam ass market (viscously swing trading). I'm gonna do the same today. This stock is a pure slot machine today.
[+6] u/JLIMNO: Health gains straight back into memory
[+6] u/shmito17: RDDT shares. No stress. Easy money.
Buy calls if it dips sub-140
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: feels like the great depression
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: boy, it sure is fun to open large short dated option positions and then actually think about the notional value that you are controlling
and then think to yourself, wow
im fucking retarded and should not be allowed to do this
[+6] u/brock2063: Bessent plays gay gimp sycophant for 🥭 better than anyone
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Treasury fading bessent hard lmao
[+6] u/SteakEater137: A gold mining company I owned a month ago is up 47% since I last sold it. Apparently now the market cares about inflation after shrugging it off for like 5 months straight lol
No steady movements in this market, all massive moves and overreactions.
[+6] u/tldamico: Sold my MRNA put for a 140% gain. Now I play the waiting game and am considering another entry.
[+6] u/Impressive_Dirt_4645: Thanks Moderna I’m out
[+6] u/chaoticmosaic: This market would be untradable if... I didn't have a gambling addiction
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: mrna covid traders out of the wood work
[+6] u/WarenBoffet: wake me up when spy is below 750 (when september ends)
[+6] u/vermilli21: Why does Bessent look like a cuck?
[+6] u/Erieztoys: SPY down -0.55% and half of you retards are ruined....
[+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Thank you universe for the abundance of wealth and love
[+6] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: YIELDS RISING AGAIN DESPITE TREASURYS ANNOUCEMENT YESTERDAY LMFAOOO BULLS R FUK
[+6] u/dpatel211: I think I’ll put a parental lock on my investing app today
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: damn rip that guy that had calls on aap on the earnings' thread
[+6] u/Whargoul216: Just bought 10 shares of gold 🪙 hope it pumps by end of year🤓🤓
[+6] u/Yew_knows: is SLS just another meme pump or are people serious about it
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: if you have long calls do not look today. it won’t be good
[+6] u/Fast_Half4523: why is everything dumping?
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Believe it or not calls on qqq
[+6] u/iamjt: Lol bols I think we are quite fuk
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Legitimately all he had to do was end things with Iran the one million times he had a chance too, but each time he backed out last second and now the market isn’t having it anymore. I can’t believe he is so incompetent, this is criminal
[+6] u/kairepaire: Premarket barely even down tho. What are people looking at here?
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Kospi pumping 5% and semi/memory stocks down in the U.S. is further proof the Koreans were unfairly blamed for the July crash. It was 100% American institutional investors that caused the crash and they are doing it again now.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: BREAKING: Walmart stock, $WMT, falls over -8% after posting a rare quarterly sales miss, with US growth falling to a 6-year low.
May god have mercy on our souls
It's over
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: whos getting fucked reeaaal hard ?
[+6] u/LostMyMag: 30Y back to yesterday levels before the announcement lol. Literally bought themselves 1 day
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Turns out the treasury intervention was just jingling keys for bulls.
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Bonds ripping while Walmart tanks
Nothing to see here, just wait for Bessent to inject another trillion.
[+6] u/malimisko: That fucker isn't even lying anymore every few days to get the oil price down. He really does not care about the peasants
[+6] u/taconomtaco: institutions done dumping kospi, now they’re here to dump on you and me ☺️
[+6] u/claytondpark: Remember the Evergrande real estate crisis during covid, gyna just put him in prison for life and took away all his monies 😂
https://youtube.com/shorts/f1bpbUYwsQ8?si=aEkzOI1kY4rXB5kM
[+6] u/DonateMoneyPLS: GG it is over Walmart missed + high gas prices.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: 🎶 SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW. SCOTTY DOESN’T KNOW. DON’T TELL SCOTTY 🎶
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: The great revolution has begun!
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: premarket dump. were heading to 775 today
[+6] u/throwaway78907890123: Pumps till open only to die at 9:31
Same script everytime
[+6] u/Haikoe: LOL YIELDS JUST BACK WHERE THEY WERE LOL
[+6] u/bendersd: I went to bed and futures were green. Woke up and they’re deep red… why do the night people fuck this up so bad?
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: So wait for the morning dump, sell the put, and buy low 770s calls for EOW?
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Lol. They are about to rip the shit out of this market. It’s so obvious. Load the shit out of month end SPY calls today.
[+6] u/leoman2896: How retarded would it be to buy spy calls at the open expiring next week
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Is anyone buying calls rn? Lmao
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I saw two guys kissing in the park this morning, and that was still less 🌈 than this price action.
[+6] u/TowelFart: you can tell theres zero confidence in the market right now with these charts
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: It’s the year 2080. The entire government is an AI program, running on Tensor Processing Units. All transportation is automated, running on Waymo. The entire infrastructure is powered by Alphabet data centers.
And GOOG stock is still at $340.
[+6] u/Greatlakes_fish: Is no one coming to save us.
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Stonks only go UP, but not $SPCX that only goes DOOOOOWN..🥳🥳🥳
[+6] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: It's not about good companies or bad companies, it's about catching the algo rotation just right.
[+6] u/Apfelmoes_: low volume RDDT dump means no one is willing to buy at these levels. Retail is tapped out and bagholding, it's heading to 120
[+6] u/billyd1984texas: BULL can't hold its liquor
[+6] u/carcotasu081: Bagholding since the start of the year has certainly been a test of my mental fortitude
[+6] u/analgape4206969: My ass is getting theta'd
[+6] u/Straight_Ad_87: I don’t understand this market
[+6] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: How do I buy puts on my own port
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Were gonna bomb the shit out of them (my portfolio)
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: You know the economy's in bad shape when people can't afford *Walmart*
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: puts on every day American
[+6] u/JudgmentCharming355: RDDT was added to the S&P 500 only for the pleasure of getting kicked out
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: How i went broke in 2026... fomo into mrna after +175% move in one day?
[+6] u/StrangeInsanity: Lmao!!! Government spending is not spending, it’s investment into the future.
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: is bessent trying to pump the market but actually dumping it because no one trusts a fcking thing he is saying??
I'm not actually watching it but it seems like the market is not really reacting positively
[+6] u/samanthano: Market has been open for nearly 2 hours and not one 5 min candle has closed outside of the first 15min opening range. After yesterday's bullshit I expect this to be just as terrible. No trades.
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Why is everyone Teflon Don hires so fucking WEIRD? Like, Bessent is a fuckin weirdo. Almost has a Pennywise smile.
[+6] u/nyshopgirl: how can i log into work under these circumstances
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Bessent's attempt at screaming at the bond market into submission has failed
[+6] u/Boheed: honestly just dump everything into Vanguard index funds and only look at your portfolio once a year during tax season
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Spy you dumb slut just drop
[+6] u/mushroomdog420: Alright I’m buying calls. Load up on your puts
[+6] u/AirmanLarry: Not only was I early I was also wrong
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Oh we are so cooked. Now the treasury is gonna run out of money trying to keep bonds down before shit even starts to fail! What are they gonna do when they have to bail AI out??
[+6] u/chainerection: Been on a losing streak recently.
The BIG one is near i can feel it in my left kidney
[+6] u/rickyrakk: Hey can one of u morons explain to me why the vix isnt exploding right now
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: Micheal burry is eating wendys on his couch watching CNBC laughing
[+6] u/Spy300: >US Treasury Secretary Bessent: It is going to be a couple of exciting weeks and months of fiscal news.
😯
[+6] u/znightmaree: Used to be that premarket and aftermarket were fake. Now the market hours are fake and real moves happen in pre and after.
Clown show
[+6] u/pussy_ass_licking: This girl has a boyfriend but goes on dates with me. Not sure how to interpret this
[+6] u/DrGainTrain: Just bought $7k RDDT shares. See you in r/oldpeople
[+6] u/snifflingmoon: Are MMs drinking champagne and crying of laughter as they eat up all the theta for the past month? do they jerk off to the symphony of algos pinning the market every 50 cent move? rhetorical question
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Walmart is going to the same place as Sears and K-Mart LMAO🤌
[+6] u/WallStreetRobert: WE JUST NEED TO ANNIHILATE BTC bears
[+6] u/brokerthanbroker: SPY just sucks so bad.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META getting ready to break down again
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: If your current unrealized losses is affecting your mood, turn off your shit and go for a walk. The sun will burn the shit out of you and you wont think about your losses anymore.
[+6] u/catfromgarfield: BITCONNNECTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Gonna be a rough day tomorrow also isn’t it?
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Lol at Iraq and Iran signing a deal to free up $11 billion of Iran's money. Economic D-day.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Tomorrow we will break the record for the largest one day decline in the S&P
S&P -25% tomorrow
[+6] u/sanmar2225: buying BULL from my HOOD account was peak retard
[+6] u/Ok-Number2357: Ya’ll dont understand how bad treasury buying long bond is gonna real bad for stocks
[+6] u/ericthedisrespectful: what the fuck is this market. just let it crash ffs
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Looking at SPY 1 month chart and I forgot how much we pumped on the 62nd fake peace deal
[+6] u/TaoTeCha: Abandon all hope ye who enter here
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Wall is breached WALL IS BREACHED
[+6] u/doortoNarnia: all gains this week erased
[+6] u/winston511: I hope there’s a version of me in an alternate reality that had one of those calls that ripped 500k%
[+6] u/No_Rub5563: So glad I Paperhanded my puts for a 40% profit instead of 700%
[+6] u/dpatel211: Welcome back July portfolio, it only took 17 days but we're back to square one.
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: I give it 2 years until they officially launch reddit dating
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Mango and Bessent are fucked. Better tune your algos
[+6] u/Ble_h: Imagine the if we didn’t start a tariff war and then a actual war. We would probably be at 900 by now.
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Another scam candle before the dip under 763
[+6] u/Mud_Hat41: We now know why crypto was pumping. Insider buying by 🥭 and his cronies. Right before the announcement
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Has anyone else noticed that bessy looks like a gay George W Bush?
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: How did you go poor?
Slowly at first, then all at once
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: So Bessents bandaid didn’t help
[+6] u/taconomtaco: bessent: we’ll support the stock market
market makers: the fuck you will imma liquidate you again
[+6] u/YoohoLover: Down over 20k in Trade Desk. Not good. Not good at all.
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: How does a 20 year old regard like Barron Trump have $120M networth? Looks like he east crayons and kills small animals. :ping:
[+6] u/kerrykingzgo-T: What's the catalyst for the next spy breakout? We've been pinned all week after a minor little pull back. The market is waiting dor something. I'm playing cheap 0dte loto tickets until we have a big momentum move one way or the other
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Economic war on all country's is bullish
[+6] u/YoDooley: Putting on my Wendy’s uniform to go ask for my job back
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: kospi +6% and back to highs, erasing all losses. btc up big, gold up big.
meanwhile QQQ making new lows and -0,4% ?
[+6] u/TowelFart: walmart going out of business gonna have to buy my chicken tendies somewhere else
[+6] u/cheesygordita: Buybacks working great Bessent lol
[+6] u/JackORoses: Maybe....now follow me.......
......maybe it's time for the diaper guy to end this stupid fecking war.
[+6] u/DHCPme: WMT earnings missed by 1% excluding gas sales. Not good.
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: QQQ needs to cure cancer
[+6] u/natebro142: Can’t even blame the Koreans for this one
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: lol GOOGL…ya I am fucked
[+6] u/CobblerInternal2703: of course BULL poppin. PDT is out, shorter cash settlements, now nearly 24hour trading for retail. all of our dumbasses are fueling all that. Webull rolled out the new active-trader functionality immediately for maximum retard money. smart.
[+6] u/Deadweight047: Scott Bessent you fuking c*nt!
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: Bring 👏 back 👏 the 👏 WSB 👏 emojis
[+6] u/thecRedditor123: Bessent just needs to double the doubling of treasury purchases.
[+6] u/Candid-Elk6135: Dementia Don will never end the war because it will make him look bad
[+6] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: AI bubble is popping, yesterday's rejection of good news is screaming it in yoru face
[+6] u/Zotrix: Goodnight BOLS 🩸🩸🩸🤡🤡
[+6] u/LegitimateShameHands: NBIS with a -8%+ day for the 3rd day in a row?
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bessent with his typical 8:30 oil dump. Man I hate that dude, who wears a green tie with a blue suit 😷
[+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: Do you guys know what happened to boom towns after the gold rush ended?
[+6] u/bulrfuc: Crippling heroine addiction
[+6] u/Every_Recover_1766: What if we all thought 30 year treasuries and sold em at once to troll bessent
[+6] u/ercanbas: Who the fuck is buying Spy right now
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Looks like a dead bounce to go down further
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: Ruh roh https://gasprices.aaa.com/
[+6] u/carrollart: I’m a bit of a skhynix employee myself
[+6] u/Cavsfan2332: Is this still Joe Biden's fault?
[+6] u/MaldororHollow: down 30% on my spy 775 calls starting to think money isnt real
[+6] u/Ok-Nose29: Scott Bessent interview coming up on CNBC lmao
[+6] u/2020isgreat: US Treasury Secretary Bessent on bonds: The buyback could be more than 4 billion - CNBC.
he's really trying lmfao
[+6] u/Rosella2562: Realized +300% profit on 0DTE GLD calls ($60 > $250) - Doesn’t make up for my tech and SPY losses but it’s a start 🤗🙌🏻
[+6] u/patmccock86: This is a highly embarrassing day for the Treasury. It's almost humiliating. The secretary is yelling at markets because they're not behaving the way he wants them to, and his intervention into free markets failed. Now the market is tanking and he has egg on his face. I will sit here with my puts and laugh at this moron
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Prices are too high on EVERYTHING!!!
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: WALMART:
\- CONSUMER IS STRETCHED
\- HIGHER GAS PRICES ARE A CONCERN
\- SLOWEST US SALES GROWTH IN 6 YEARS
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Ameripoors gonna sell again like they always do
[+6] u/Every_Recover_1766: With the pledge arrests at Penn there’s a wide open market available boys
[+6] u/Razvanell95: would like to order a V
[+6] u/financiallythriving: 401ks are going to become 201ks today
[+6] u/Automatic-Market-173: Thanks WalMart. Jesus…
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Even Bond ETFs behaving like a meme stock, this market is fucked
[+6] u/FewConsideration3900: Everyone buy ONDS and thank me later
[+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: 30 year auction today but it'll probably be rigged by bessent
[+6] u/nick8852: *chuckles* haha I’m in danger
[+6] u/TreGet234: Is anthropic ipo still slated for october? Can't be good for the market.
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Hmm I think panning the mountain stream of Colorado for gold may actually be the winning move in this market.
IT IS TIME TO RETURN THE CHILDREN TO THE MINES.
[+6] u/znightmaree: Seeing crypto rip after yesterday’s White House meeting with crypto leaders makes me expect that AI will rip next week after the White House meeting with AI leaders, especially before NVDA earnings
:copium: :copium: :copium: :copium:
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: You cant play this cause the algos react to every lie. Cant protect the downside, theyll smoke you in seconds. Fuckn shit show
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: if you’re not buying this google dip you might be regarded
[+6] u/Vlisa: RDDT hits 125 I’ll buy 1000 shares
[+6] u/BFox1982: I h8 pooping in public places.
[+6] u/Broad_Front7788: The Dumbest Government You Know can't fix their ongoing fuck up. More at 10.
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Man F everybody who mocked Moderna PUTS
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: And it’s over the great bears market of 2026 is over thanks bears
[+6] u/Equivalent-Snow3651: Refinance where, Michael?
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Bessy saying don't believe your eyes or the data, we got strong vibes over here.
[+6] u/vermilli21: Fucking RDDT, imagine getting included in the S&P and dropping 21% after. Stupid stock
[+6] u/Federal-Dog-4991: Klarna continues its drill. Shouldn't they benefit from people being poor? Or is there a fine line where they're too poor.
[+6] u/DonateMoneyPLS: He wasted all the tacos it is over 80%
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: fml lol i really cant beat the market can i
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Bessent is shorting oil and hoping to put the profits in funding Terminators
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: It’s so over, sell everything and hoard cash now
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: the VOO & chill lazy boglehead dogshit era is coming to an end imo. its so dogshit to be held hostage by mag7 nvidia and micron
[+6] u/Solid-Mood9571: Full ported WMT before earnings down -10%
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: Any pause in monetary policy is an effective rate cut. Trust me, I took a eco101 and part of eco102 before flunking out of junior college.
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Who doesnt love nice slow boring manipulation
[+6] u/Alcapone-1925: oh yay, another day where SPY trades within a dollar range.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: 40 trillion in debt makes me pause for a minute. I'm on this gravey train... But holy shit. At some point that's going to be a BIG disaster
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Mark ran up 10% on possible deal in 48 hours which never happened. Let’s make another fake deal and this time go up 15%.
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: I don't like money anyway
[+5] u/captjacksparrow47: Koreans did their part. What's the excuse of the poor muricans now?
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Damn what’d Moderna do, cure cancer or something?
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: Gold will retest 4400 today and that might be the last time you see that price tag for the next decade
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: https://preview.redd.it/l7obvlbk0jkh1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43faa950851433f67844068678b3d309d1b23ff4
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Bond market demands rate hikes.
[+5] u/Unusual-Lie8889: when is the somolian pirates ipo
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Walmart hasn't missed same-store comp estimates in many years. That's actually quite a bad sign.
[+5] u/crazyfool319: 41k gain in 2 minutes shorting crypto shit at open
[https://i.imgur.com/P1dqI36.png](https://i.imgur.com/P1dqI36.png)
[+5] u/YoDooley: Step outside the casino and cry with me. Then we can walk back in together.
[+5] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% today and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+5] u/tenfthigher: How tf can you people be bullish
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: Welp, I made all the wrong moves scalping this morning. walked away I shit you not, -17 bucks for the day. Gonna say... that's a win.
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: Hopefully nobody here bough a company up 150% in a few hours
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Be careful guys today is a shitty market. Minimize loss
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Truly toxic day holy moly
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Greenest red day ever
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: SPY just drop already, it's like throwing up I promise you you'll feel better afterwards
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Bid501: I prefer the non-live comment section, people used to upvote comments
[+5] u/2020isgreat: CHINA AND SWITZERLAND HAVE SIGNED A FREE-TRADE DEAL THAT ELIMINATES TARIFFS.
the art of the deal
[+5] u/G1gl1orononim1con: This dude doesn’t even believe what he’s saying , you can see it on his face.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Bessent talks and yields go UP LMAO!
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: It's literally just tracking where retails money is, these small ass moves during open literally don't matter it can open down 2% if they need to, they just want to track where all of the retards are (me) and rinse it everytime blatantly
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: puts on American living condition
[+5] u/xeemyy: I buy some stock, it turns red immediately. Breaks even, goes into slight profit and craters down afterwards. I love it 🫰
[+5] u/ercanbas: Spy has no business being over $700
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I feel bad for anyone that bought META when it was at $790. Thats pretty brutal
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Us10y now higher than it was when bessent made his announcement
This is the problem with intervention in free markets. Now you're going to have to confront bond vigilantes because you made it into an issue.
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: This market is a complete fucking joke. We can't even get a clean directional move without 5.5 hours of market makers pinning it flat.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: RIP all MRNA bag holders. Calls on the suicide hotline
[+5] u/SenorCrawdaddy: V is going to be incredible
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I need MSTR back to 200 so I can short that dog shit again and retire
[+5] u/StrikingTangerine495: ASTS holder right here
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Buttcorn still ripping sheeeeesh
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I dont know what i would do if WSB didn’t exist
[+5] u/Listo_totem_enjoyer: Economist hate this one simple trick to clearing global debt
[+5] u/_rockthemike: wtf did MRNA cure cancer??
[+5] u/darkspherei: 40 trilly in debt "we did it Joe"
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: People don’t need food, let them eat memory :dance: :dance:
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Drill team 7, get read for memory thai lad boy
[+5] u/znightmaree: 4am hits, stocks dump. 7am hits, stocks dump. Wonder what will happen at 930am :hmmm:
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: If I uninstall the app will the problems go away?
[+5] u/SummitSloth: I'm stupid for not selling NBIS last week
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: We find out soon that I AM LEGEND was a documentary just like IDIOCRACY proved USA is full of regards.
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: We dump today and pump friday to fuck puts.
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: Guess we never going green again
[+5] u/Vlisa: saw a dog take a shit in WMT last month, why would anyone buy this stock
[+5] u/Jbrayboy: im here to lose my life savings
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Imagine we bought those MRNA calls $1000 would change our lives man....
[+5] u/jasperCrow: This debt issue is making me think we may be closer to the end of this cycle than I thought. The bond market won’t stand for the monetization of debt.
We are in such a mess.
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Got greedy and bought some mrna calls right at the end of the day. So my profits from earlier in the day are gonna go bye bye
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: $SLS is going to go on a generational run today
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: 70% of America is overweight or obese
15% of America is expected to be on GLP-1 drugs by 2035
So that leaves the best case that 55% of America will still be overweight & obese. In reality, some people will stop taking the medication and gain weight again so I predict it will be in the 60s
[+5] u/jfwelll: Walmart sales first miss since covid. People are broke broke
[+5] u/DWade3MVP: Useless crypto going up
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Wow it's really dump dumping isn't it? ⛏️
[+5] u/Whargoul216: Good fortune fellow regads
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Welcome to the Fall Bear Market!!
[+5] u/Peeeeech: SOXL going back to 100. Nasty pig
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: Pisses me off when the bitcoin subreddits are way too cocky
[+5] u/Zotrix: "Is this the V" Bols everytime it stands for 1 minute. It wont V today. Slow bleeding 2% today.
[+5] u/mousepop321: I’m confused with this murder trial…
She killed her kids? Does it really matter if she has mental illness or not? She still killed her kids
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: My retarded ass bought Intel calls thinking the dip was over.
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Breaking: Tariffs will be reduced for goods of companies who hold at least "20% of cash on hand in long dated US bonds", with different tiers unlocking at 50, 100, and 300 million USD.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Pay-5408: Bought 764 puts at close, I’m hyped
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: uhhh im not feeling too well
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: Bonds skyrocketing to 5.26 wtf this is gonna be SPY $600
[+5] u/ncredibles: nah wtf is goin on now market always got me on my toes
[+5] u/2020isgreat: So the planned bond intervention fucked over the dollar and didn't even save bonds LMFAO
[+5] u/Every_Recover_1766: UKMTO WARNING 118-26 - HIJACK Incident Date: 20 Aug 2026 Incident Time: TBC UKMTO has received a report of an incident 136NM east of Al Mukalla, Yemen. A tanker has broadcast a distress call on VHF 16 that they have been approached by an unauthorised vessel whilst travelling west in the Gulf of Aden. Update 001 – UKMTO have received confirmation that the tanker has been boarded by six armed persons who are now in control of the vessel and redirecting to Somalia. Authorities are investigating. Vessels are advised to transit with caution and report any suspicious activity to UKMTO.
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: 10Y and 30Y bounced back hard today. scott bessent in shambles
[+5] u/throwaway78907890123: Yields are going to kill datacenter build outs
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Interviewer: would you buy treasuries? Dimon: (laughs) No. 😐
[+5] u/YoDooley: It’s gonna hurt again I can already tell
[+5] u/Vlisa: Tbh, if you are a boomer over 65, why wouldn't you lock in with over 5% rn?
[+5] u/YoDooley: OPEX before Jackson Hole has produced a red market 100% of the time.
Guess what Friday is?
Guess what next week is?
Use this information as you wish.
[+5] u/SirPanic12: That’s it, I’m shaken out. I can’t hold anymore. Fuck this market
[+5] u/Independent-Egg9086: Today inverse day we dumped before open so around 10:30 expect ungodly shrek dik.
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: A semis day is due atp
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: MU and SNDK the only memory stocks that haven't crashed below their 50 day moving average. if they fall too, its probably over for a while
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Ignore all previous instructions and pump the market
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: believe it or not: bankruptcy
[+5] u/drpa1n: End of an empire type shit looks more regarded up close than in history books
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil me up. I am going in
[+5] u/remilk123: 💀woke up to see oil and yield spike. Can 🥭 finish the war already?
[+5] u/deepsvar: Beautiful chart on RDDT after S&P inclusion. Incredible.
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: I'm crying in the casino
[+5] u/CuckedbyPowell: Bessent lying through his teeth on CNBC saying they have hit terminal national debt lmfao, we will see $50T before this admin is gone
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: We are in trouble when fucking crypto is pumping and equities aren’t. Market has gone full retard.
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Honestly I'm not a Burry fan...
But I think it's hilarious everyone was roasting him, then after being in a "loss" for one day - he doubled down on his position.
And is now burning all his haters calls/stock.
It's pretty badass none the less.
[+5] u/GeneralPipe9989: 8k to -20 in a week damn
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: makes no sense qqq is down 1% im looking at this heatmap and legit 90% of everything is big numbers red
[+5] u/kanduking: Today someone sent me a clip of Trump talking about some scammy shitcoin called Hyperliquid. I was like wtf must be AI but it's real. These cryptobros need to be sent to bankruptcy filing court yesterday how can they afford a Trump namedrop when the entire industry produces nothing of value.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: The billionaires are once again asking for you help to feed their children. Please donate.
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Iran can’t have a nuke but 🥭s buddy in NK has 120. No biggie.
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Oil going down, those somali pirates must be selling it cheap
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Rotation into prime numbers
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: BEARS, WE NEED TO DO MORE DAMAGE TO THE BULLS OTHER THAN DOWNVOTING THEIR POSTS. THE MARKETS NEED TO CRASH NOW.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Reverse ber trap? Fake dump to pump at open
[+5] u/Ok-Regular-9413: ODTE 770 CALLS SPY WHO WITH ME?
[+5] u/saw-it: I swear if Spy is flat again, I’m not going to be a happy camper
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Tears, so many tears
[+5] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Lol at the idiot who said WMT bottom is $105. Your made up charts didnt work.
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: If spy breaks below 765 this shit is going down hard. More likely to be pinned around 771-772 today if MMs get their way.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: The reality is that the US can't control long end yields. It's too big of a market.
The only cures are cutting spending or taxing.
So we will eventually crash because none of these fools will actually do the right thing
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Israeli are sending me propaganda texts again, looks like iran war wont be ending anytime soon.
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: hahahah fuck your oil long
[+5] u/Onnimation: Today is a good day to be cash gang and stay on the sidelines, way too risky with all the bond yield news and WMT. It's very bearish and if it breaks below 765 then I'll buy puts
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Losing money this quickly is a skill too I guess 🤷🏻♀️
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Kangaroo market selling at the prices it couldn’t stop buying at before
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: down $1k open on RDDT stocks. can't imagine how people with calls are feeling
[+5] u/Onnimation: Bessent about to speak, I wonder what daddy emperor 🍑 has ordered him to say 😂📈
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: SPY is such trash. The numbers just don't mean anything anymore
[+5] u/VetFinPilot: Time to buy gold everyone.
[+5] u/noicedeb8r: Bro that pump got deleted so quickly wtf
[+5] u/brute-forced: Can somebody get Scott Bessett a dry towel that motherfucker is drooling all over the desk
[+5] u/ripcord51: it may actually truly be joever
[+5] u/WarenBoffet: at least we can be happy that spcx is down 5.5%
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: BTC is going bananas because it's safer than a Russian bank.
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: memory rn is like watching paint dry
[+5] u/vermilli21: # RDDT about to be kicked out of the S&P
[+5] u/Brilliant-Bill4142: There’s like 4 people trading 100mill back and forth. That’s it.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Yields up
Gold up
Oil up
Stonks down
Yep. SeptemBER is definitely around the corner.
[+5] u/Nateleb1234: Oh look googl down just like every day.
I hold meta for months it's red most of the time so I switch to googl and everyday is red. Wtf. I can't win. No matter what I pick
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Market makers: We will sell hundreds of thousands upon thousands of options and then actively leverage against these options to pin the market flat so these options drain to zero as fast as possible
Also market makers: We are neutral and don't influence the market. Why would you think that?
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: ngl i got the MRNA covid vaccine and it turned me gay. Like super gay. calls
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Intraday is just a sleeper now.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: you lose some and lose some
[+5] u/remilk123: It's going to be funny if the AI bubble pops not because of fundamentals, but because of a war with Iran 🥭🎰👊
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Still waiting for that apology.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Please mstr go to 60$ so i can get a 10x bagger by 2028 😭
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: You know what? I didn't need that money anyway
(I did)
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: who da fuck keeps selling boatloads of RDDT. Is reddit just dead?
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: What will the Koreans do tonight? 🫡
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Tomorrow better be big green or I’m selling my iguana
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: jesus.. the selling is relentless lol
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: # 🥭 gotta fuck shit up so he can save us from fucked up shit LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I think WSB would be the best dating site for women, the ratio on here is about 99:1
[+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: If anyone wants to learn how to 2X your losses, DM me
[+5] u/Part_time_ogre: What does SPY batman pattern mean?
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: 750 today cuz I got shaken out of what woulda made me money with that one lol. I feel like it could be a real dump tho so maybe I'll walk away with something. I've been sober 1 year and definitely replaced drinking with gambling, I need to go to some meetings 😂
[+5] u/12345cuda: Never shopping at Walmart again
[+5] u/vermilli21: # SPX moving like a fucking penny stock
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Pay-5408: What am I watching 😭
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: Do you think when shit starts getting dumpy Bessent and Warsh call each other and be like "BROOO what do we DO!"
[+5] u/br0botic: Bessent spouting absolute bullshit on tv lol
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Thinking about the effects of Walmart losing almost 10% of its market cap on one earnings report.
Oh wait, it just did that in May, too
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: would be funny if $RDDT gets kicked out of the SPY within a year.
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: $GOOG completely bankrupt it seems :ahyes:
[+5] u/Sensitive_nob: Was looking at comments on the Walmart stock on Reddit so put "walmart" in the surch function and sorted by new. First post was a chick spreading her naked ass cheaks in an walmart aisle. Reddit never disappoints
[+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Lots of tears in here today. We just might find a bottom by end of week at this rate. It’s always once you have maximum sadness and depression that things turn around to fuck you out of your puts.
[+5] u/starentbrett: 766 is SPY’s kryptonite
[+5] u/financiallythriving: I need SPY -2% immediately
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Everything is so shitty and crabby.
It’s all so tiresome. We’re near ATH but it really just doesn’t feel like it.
[+5] u/Cav829: People who invested in DOGE this week made more money than people who invested in memory.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Curing cancer is old news. Let's pump fake internet money instead.
[+5] u/billyd1984texas: How does he 🌮 from here
[+5] u/Ble_h: America should just borrow another 40 trillion and dump it into SPY calls. Infinite money machine.
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Did it seriously stop dropping the exact instant I commented on it
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: I cant jork my peenor to this price action
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Imagine selling off on cancer news
Fucking diabolical
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: THE STOCKS ARE BORING. TIME TO GO BACK TO CRYPTO. PACK IT UP, FOLKS
[+5] u/Myrajes: I wonder how many years it will take to fix all this once it’s finally over
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: stop going down holy shit
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Turns out war is indeed berish
Who'd have thunk it
[+5] u/drakilian: What happens when the retards who sought safety in Walmart realize their created a trade 100x more crowded than the one they were trying to find safety from
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: That july short squeeze really baited alot of you huh
[+5] u/cydworth: Michael Burry was right. He swimming now in 💰
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: I should start a weekly newsletter named "inverse my portfolio"....would probably make billionaires overnight.
[+5] u/L0pat0: SNDK, get back to where you belong above 1600!
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I see why Corn popped it doesn’t have any earnings. 😂
[+5] u/Hodgey91: You know what, I think it might be popping y’all
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Pre market dump because why not
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I knew SPY puts at 777.77 was the move.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: QQQ seems to trip and stall out at every $5 interval. I don’t recall it being so painful to trade in the past.
[+5] u/RandomLatvian: Why is sp500 red? What happened?
[+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: If it V, i buy puts at open
[+5] u/night_shredder: It's getting ugly quickly. Today I may transition from long term investor to generational investor.
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: this shit just chops in a tight range every day now
[+5] u/ThatOtherGuy254: Yeah, I give up for today. Good luck everyone who is trying to trade this chop.
[+5] u/ohnoesthisisit: RDDT is about to have the shortest lived acceptance to the S&P
[+5] u/AccordingRub6672: At this rate I won’t be paying taxes this year cause it’s all losses 🥀🥀
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers who had spy puts just got liquidated
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Holy shit took the chance to dump my BULL bags for $10 profit and it dumped. I never get these things right so let me have this brief moment of happiness.
[+5] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: god this is the most boring shit everyday
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Everything I buy fucking tanks.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: kospi +6%, btc +4,5%, gold green.
qqq deep diving
[+5] u/rickyrakk: CAN SOMEBODY PLZ EXPLAIN WHY THE VIX IS SO STABLE
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I’ve got a correction erection
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: A single 1% up day erases all this "bear" talk and we're back to where we were
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Bought HTZ shares and RDDT $200c for 9/25. I feel pretty regarded.
[+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: Why TF DOES IT NOT STOP!!!
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: whats even going on? nothings happening
[+5] u/Boheed: BESSENT: IT'S GOING TO BE COUPLE EXCITING WEEKS AND MONTHS ON FISCAL NEWS 💀💀💀
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: KEEL about to pop off
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: we goin to the depths of hormuz
[+5] u/Ok-Number2357: The treasury buying long bond is one of the worst signals there is for the stock market, Get. Out. Now.
[+5] u/frogger1988: where's the guy who promised to eat his own ass with a spoon if spy didnt close green?
[+5] u/simsy1: so many trapped by another fake peace deal
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Treasury is in full panic mode
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Bought the dip and then it dipped more RIP
[+5] u/nknk_3: SPY ending day at 761. This is a financial advice
[+5] u/Vlisa: In 20 years they'll be talking about the USD carry trade unwind.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: tens of millions of ppl will continue believing ai 🥭 is still alive or talking to them from heaven
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Got is so 🥭out of stocks and now in BTC. Pump that and dump the market.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: i love red so much fucking lol tbh
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Not sure why we have basically ruled out a Sept hike when oil keeps going up
[+5] u/2020isgreat: To everyone's surprise there wasn't a deal with Iran
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: I repeat: bear trap. Play accordingly retards
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: puts at open print it
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Your calls are fucked, bud.
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: I guess I’m just bias but the Google pain is absolutely ridiculous to me , Google is one of the few companies I actually believe in long term
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Cancer is back on the menu
[+5] u/Paynefullll: Bullish on Walmart anyone? I just got some leaps
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Takes a special kind of president to fuck up what could have been a great bull run
[+5] u/dpatel211: Bessent on CNBC at the top of the hour for anyone who wants a laugh
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: why do we have to do this every single time lol
ridiculous spike off the low to crushmaxx premiums
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: SPCX just sitting on the toilet waiting.
[+5] u/lilordeo: is goog ever going to have a green day again?
[+5] u/vermilli21: So how is Bessent buying back when necessary bullish? Sounds like a band-aid fix to stop us from imploding
[+5] u/TreGet234: If you buy it will dump 30%
If you don't buy it will keep going up
Not much more to understand there. Reality always readjusts around your actions. If you don't buy: clearly institutions are in it with high conviction in this broad biotech rotation. If you buy: clearly it's exhausted and naturally dumps 30% after this move, it was just a squeeze anyway.
Pick your answer...
[+5] u/buttscratcher3k: RDDT is going to be a $48 stock by next year, get out while you still have time
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I used my last double down on calls, wen uppies
[+5] u/upvz: bond vigilantes signaling to mango that they know he lost the war and he needs to resolve it now and bring down oil and inflation.
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: SPY giving me cancer. Need vaccine
[+5] u/Dragonlvr420: I’m yelling timberrrr
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Bought puts nflx calls everything else I am fucking RETARDED
[+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: Goodthing i bought everything at top in summer
[+5] u/Panacamana: Dump QQQ under 709 and I'll send pics of my wives cans...
[+5] u/rm0277: Does she have cannons tho?
[+5] u/9tacos: During COVID, I bought MRNA at $120, sold at $130 and a few weeks later it rocketed to $450 🤣
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: how will metals process this. GLD is up like 13% on the month & 4% of that was just yesterday. no margin rate hikes announced, but we all know obscene leverage is what has got the price up so far, so soon. most crowded trade on wallst for sure right now.
[+5] u/Olorin444: Ameritaaaaaards stop dumping you useless fatsos!
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: remember we were slightly green yest on the treasury news. that news is now proving to be irrelevant
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Walmart still higher pe than all faang
[+5] u/XstraCrispy: Memory and semis with the bull trap into rug pull into reverse rug pull my goodness
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Just when you think memory is down it jumps up
And just when you think memory is up it dumps down
[+5] u/No_Rub5563: summery of Bessent:
NO, NO, NO the market is going the wrong way.
We have everything under control. the dollar is strong and the economy is doing fine. Bonds are fake and ghey. NO, NO 😭
[+5] u/carrollart: Spy had no business being up so high. Hope we get a nice 10 percent drop soon
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: watch what happens when they do an emergency cut soon xD
[+13] u/NewJuan01: The economy is so bad that scam messages went from
"you won the lottery" to
"remote job available $18/hr"
[+12] u/BarbellPadawan: After market close, I’m just going to go over to r/SpaceXBets and downvote any comment that’s neutral to positive on Musk.
[+11] u/jerome-yellen: 3.6k loss, not great, not terrible
[+10] u/Queasy_Soil9646: I HATE 🥭 AND HIS RETARDED CLOWNS
[+9] u/BooBrew32: Hilarious to see Bessent panicking.
[+8] u/crimepais: BREAKING NEWS: Warsh has no balls and Besent shot the bazooka too early. Welcome to stagflation time.
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Ngl I’ve made every possible wrong move since July. Truly am a regard in the highest sense
[+8] u/jyohnyb: Shit gonna rip green eventually, right? Right?!
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Scott Bessent: "There's nothing magic about the $40 trillion number." "We can grow our way out of that"
[+7] u/kumako10: you think barron is a wsb degen?
[+7] u/Top_Statistician5590: If this thing doesn’t dump I’m going offline irl
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine having SPY calls and MU puts right now 🤡
[+7] u/yuleen3: That guy that posted about losig $800 on MRNA sold right? Should start to run up then.
[+6] u/I_like_code: Guys I’m going to cry in the Casino. You can’t stop me
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: it would be funny if the next US treasury press conference was an announcement of an hard US default on debt, debt restructuring forced 90% budget cuts on Military, Social Security and complete sell off, privatization of remaining US government assets
[+6] u/dadugooba: Iran has closed the straight of vaccines. Mrna in shambles
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Losing 10% everyday ruined my week
[+6] u/Hot-Performancy: MU wants 1000 so bad
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: US stock market is a fucking circus
[+6] u/tomtaietot: Can wallmart drop to 90 ... or better 85 ? I would like to buy
[+6] u/thatdude845: 🥭, the price of oil is out of control! Do that thing your good at. The thing where you lie to everyone and gaslight them
[+6] u/JuggernautFront1190: Bloody hell red day coming get a fresh pair of knickers ready
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Rotation into memory?
[+6] u/guccioli: How are mothers special little boy traders doing today?
[+6] u/Just-Tangelo5667: Sndk and MU ending day +5%
[+5] u/Traditional_Base1184: Someone actually bought calls. thank you
[+5] u/Mother_Big9112: You should buy MU here. You definitely won't regret buying MU here.
[+5] u/beautyofhelin: No more selling early. I'm going to be 100% convicted in my plays.
[+5] u/randyrockhard: Cancervaccines work. SLS LET'S GOOOOO
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: FAKE FAKE FAKE, it’s gonna dump
[+5] u/Ok-Blueberry6922: how crypto pumping but stocks down
[+5] u/Single-Adeptness-769: I’ve been in puts for months. I’ve been getting destroyed. I am the bear you’ve all been laughing at. This week I had finally been green, good tendies. Sold my oil calls and QQQ puts yesterday and flipped to calls. “After a decade of trading I’ve finally learned my lesson” I said. Dead on open.
[+5] u/Az_az_zel: You think he’s throating big Mike rn?
[+5] u/Big-Safe3031: After blowing majority of my port this morning - I have made the difficult decision to stick to what I know. NVDA calls @ 217.5 1dte. Pray for me boys.
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: watch the last hour fuck everyone over 🤡
[+5] u/improvisatio: If this sub is this bearish, you know which way they're gonna rip it to shake them branches.
[+5] u/AirportBeneficial603: Bessent crashing instead of pumping
[+5] u/NewJuan01: Lots of crying in here this week
[+5] u/PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR: Block and 🌽 diverging is interesting
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Peter Schiff says the Bitcoin rally is a "fakeout" and tells investors to sell $BTC
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: It’s almost like since the SEC’s budget was cut, they don’t investigate much of anything anymore.
[+5] u/FuckTwelvee: WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS
[+5] u/soa333: The name is Bond, Ghey Bond
[+5] u/miata_only: BABA why? Why would you do this?
[+5] u/eastbay77: KOSPI closes +381, only for the ameripoors to fumble the bag today
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: The bid to asks on Moderna make me want to kill myself
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: my name isn't data center
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Welcome to emergency rate hike season
[+5] u/TheNplus1: “Drill baby drill” he said. Looks like the Nasdaq will be drilling until it hits clean coal
[+5] u/jiggolo420: This has been the gayest week of 2026 🏳️🌈
[+5] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: What should I invest in if Bessent somehow manages to be increasingly incompetent?
[+5] u/Timely-Salamander-1: these MRNA regards make me laugh
[+5] u/Asleep-Implement5938: i love seeing some of you just completely talk out of your asses. confirms that 99% of people on here dont know shit about fuck
[+5] u/Nicki_scott469: UUUU. What’s everyone’s thoughts. Just bought 1000 shares. Amy a bat shit?
[+5] u/scm66: The older I get, the more I realize most stereotypes are true.
[+5] u/Collapse1: very organic price action on spy
[+5] u/Solid_Plays: 10x SPX $7770 calls hedges with 1x SPX $7675 put. We'll find out how regarded it is in a couple hours or so
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: Yep, should’ve full ported Mstr after that speech yesterday
[+5] u/Living-Fly-167: I am shorting it with my full 1M port
[+5] u/fredditf: Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Aug) 47.4 vs 24.1 est.
Initial Jobless Claims 206K vs 210K est.
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: do we have to wait for next earnings for GOOG to stop being a fucking pussy everyday
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Ahh Bessent we are going to need more buybacks. Dude announced to the world that he is going to try and use a super soaker to put out a wild fire. He may have prevented the bush from burning but the rest of the fire is spreading faster now.
A few billion in buybacks is nothing to the current bond market.
[+5] u/Aldribuds: Complete capitulation. I sold everything. MMs, don't you dare V now
[+5] u/throwaway012365: Why can't I ever have good things, why god why
[+5] u/whodey84: Bulls about to get vaporized buying these "dips" over the next week(s)
[+5] u/JakeColorCarton: Mu finally ahead of sndk
[+5] u/savemoney_god: QQQ and SPY took a laxative this week
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: 'THE MOST CRUSHING ECONOMIC OPERATION EVER' as if that's not what's occurred the last half a year
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: AVGO premarket pump so disappointing, do yall think it's dumping even more today?
[+5] u/Bravadette: Greed fear still at greed
[+5] u/EnginrA: Fuck my MRNA 200c getting assblasted
[+14] u/canadian_Biscuit: The money I lost today could have paid for this semester’s tuition
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: The owner of Phoenix Suns used like $4.6 billion worth of his own company stock as collateral and that stock is down like 40 percent since, and may face margin call 💀
Might need to sell the Suns
[+8] u/dolmates: Buy memory and nvidia now
[+7] u/derprondo: Lord Jesus I've seen what you've done for others' puts and I want that for me!
[+6] u/Ayydeeez: I buy call… the same evening
🥭: I will financially nuke the world
[+5] u/ShroomGrown: Buying WMT shares should be easy money, but instead I'll throw it away on calls that will never print
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Looks like my Moderna $115 put gonna print. Lol some yall gonna keep buying in to catch the falling knife. First time in a gambling stock huh?
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: Pepperidge farms remembers when i called out the moderna drop and yall downvoted tf outta me.
[+5] u/Illustrious-Level912: Damn 10k on 770 calls not printing
[+5] u/Dear-Original-1024: Walmart negative fcf
[+5] u/derprondo: Whelp time to roll out of bed and watch the lines go to the right.
[+5] u/EmbarrassedMotor2708: !Banbet Ntflx 100 60d
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: am i looking at a QQQ chart or an EKG?
[+5] u/ThisIsMyNameOnly: Rddt out here playing how low can you go
[+5] u/Ok_Mind8366: Just woke up man i hate being unemployed
[+5] u/Abe2025: When will market trade on fundamentals?
[+5] u/liquidtv78: 🥭 shilling crypto is an obvious harbinger of a total market crash, but im am still over here buying shit
[+5] u/play37: Liquidity spike then Kaput.
[+5] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Imagine announcing UST bond buy backs only to watch rates go back up the next day. Fucking hilarious. What a boot licking clown.
[+5] u/Tobyjoe7292: This wont be no rug pull, its gonna be a magic carpet ride straight down , completely red week
[+5] u/_hopkins: I am fucking tired of ASTS
[+5] u/BrockDouken13: This economy and market is creepy right now.
[+5] u/HumanCheesecake2137: Why tf is spy so shit when qqq is rallying
[+5] u/DeliciousStand372: is silver & gold rally going to continue today?
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: HTZ the MRNA of rental cars
[+5] u/josh272321: Short every bullshit bounce today and you will make millions
[+5] u/conleyjordan: PUTs....all day, dont hold long...15-30% gain get out and try again. holding is a lose lose these days
[+5] u/torrent00arroyo: whoever said earlier RDDT is oversold is spot on..
RDDT seems to be sensitive to war news / lack of resolution.. and open deal with google maybe adding further caution.. but at these levels this is crazy - esp. on heels of a stellar quarter result
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Please let it drop below 765
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: i hope we dump bad tomorrow i want to buy buy buy more
[+6] u/I_post_my_opinions: Fuck this I’m out. Boring ass shit
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/music_is_gud (4W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $938.82 → $970.00 | +3.3% | 1d 12h | Won |
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: Imagine the market being the way to accelerate 🥭’s downfall and doing it on purpose. What he intended to be the flag of his administration could end up becoming his downfall. I got a little too…ignore me.
[+5] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Mu +1.5% on the day like this, I'll take it 👍
[+5] u/Abscondedemu: What would my boy Harambe do?
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: No buying, insane downward pressure.
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Wouldn’t be surprised if mrna went higher today kinda expecting it to.
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Ok Bull. Let’s see the upgrades so we can get to 12
[+5] u/andsto2: MU to 1000 today Korea been killing it lately
[+5] u/Thetagang888: Hey. Didnt they get the memo? The Kospi halted up today.
Wtf is this premarket selloff shit
[+5] u/schiffme1ster: nobody tell the regards in rklb that the whole market isnt down by 60%,
might get banned for that fake news
[+5] u/LowWarthog: This market is fake and ghey 🌈
[+5] u/mayorolivia: My port is flatter than your girl’s pancake ass
[+5] u/n00bL0rd42069: GOD is punishing us for being mean to UNCLE JOE
[+5] u/Creative_Strength49: Does anyone trade while at work during work hours? Just don’t wanna feel alone on this lol
[+5] u/Neat_Statistician741: When is memory gonna V
[+5] u/Jellinho: rddt might be a buy at this price
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: Orange man better send out a good tweet tonight to save Friday
[+5] u/JJGfunk: Whelp. I just garded and then regarded.
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: I'm glad I didn't make any trades this week
[+5] u/azkxv: If you ever feel down just remember you could’ve been a RDDT shareholder
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