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[+17] u/Tuko_Ramirez: Daily discussion dead since this chat bs.
[+14] u/Federal-Watch: If CPI comes in hot, Greta Thunberg is gonna magically appear to say I told you so 🙄
And then we’ll have to sit through her depressing speech about how we’re all fukked 😠
[+10] u/Reply_Stunning: the war is over, Iran is signing unconditional surrender right now, they pledged 600 billion investment into nvidia to open AI factories in Iran
[+10] u/Autistic-Bot: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez broke up with her fiancee. Im ready to make my move.
[+8] u/Vlisa: Studies show trades made on the toilet are 20% more likely to hit than trades made in bed👍
[+7] u/Thicchorseboi: Micron make me a millionaire today and I will do nothing in return, just make me a millionaire some-fucking-how
[+7] u/Federal-Watch: If you ain’t full-porting, she ain’t feeling it bros 😒💅
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: When are we switching currency from USD to Claude tokens? 🥰
[+6] u/mirkimirk: I hope mem bears will get rekt for good now
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: SOLAR ECLIPSE THESE NUTS
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: CPI leaked and it's low
[+5] u/RogRazer: NBIS gonna dump on earnings release
[+5] u/Thicchorseboi: I'm not seeing enough green, Micron. Rookie numbers. Moon now. Go to at least 1075 today
[+5] u/tearsareover: Praying for NBIS 🙏🏽🤞🏽
[+5] u/visionarymind: I don’t think inflation matters anymoar, it’s not real anyways 🧜🧜♀️🧜♂️
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: ORACLE +10% today, calls at open
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: If CPI comes in cool, I think memory pumps to Valhalla today
[+5] u/BlatantPlatitude: **This just in:**
RFK announces that scientists have confirmed that “pee is definitely stored in the balls”
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: 24h before CPI: risk off
2 hours before CPI: risk on
Hysterical
[+19] u/financiallythriving: Mentions in SpaceX’s Q2 2026 Filing
AI: 172 times
Space: 81 times
lol
[+16] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: CPI will be in line and we will hit new ATHs. I don't make the rules.
[+15] u/ajibtunes: Damn I had a shockingly gay nightmare
[+15] u/dumbest-bastard: Claude, recommend a ten bagger, no mistakes.
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: Scott Bessent here, I just modified the CPI report.
Keep fighting the good fight my fellow bulls
[+10] u/Fun-Time4064: Before you attempt to trade CPI, just remember someone already knows the number
[+10] u/1k-to-1Mil: Waiter: How would you like your CPI today? Market: Well cooked please!
[+9] u/ipissinmypants2: claude is such an asshole. i asked for some options to look at and it said that im playing a dangerous game. time to place some puts on AI
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: i'd like my fake CPI data now please sir
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: HTZ gonna giv it to ya
[+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: No jobs = low inflation because poors can’t buy shit. Thanks, now where is my hedgefund job? This shit is too easy.
[+7] u/tothemoon_probably: Htz at 2.60 but MU cant stay above 900 and soar. I really am living in the twilight zone.
[+7] u/sleepygarner: Need MU to melt my face
[+7] u/ez399017: Michael Burry is the worlds most annoying 1 hit wonder
[+7] u/Ltheman00: NBIS double beat and raise. Lets goooo
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: NEWS BUT NOT BREAKING: A turkish, saudi, pakistan alliance now, mango doing an excellent job destroying american influence.
[+7] u/hayleybts: CPI :
Inflation not exist
Many jobs.. strait open
Yes, I'm delusional about my calls
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: No jobs = low inflation = Sept rate cut = moon
[+7] u/themayorhere: Burry is the new Cramer
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: OVERNIGHT PUMP CONFIRMED DUE TO INSIDER KNOWLEDGE OF LEAKED CPI, DATA SHOWS MUCH LOWER THAN FORCASTED PER SOURCES FROM X.
MASSIVELY BULLISH 🐂
BUY CALLS 🚀
[+6] u/AccomplishedDay2562: Nbis in 30 mins boys oh man im scared
[+6] u/financiallythriving: 6 months waiting for a peace deal
[+6] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: Meteor is hitting earth soon.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Never met cheaper people than the Dutch. LMAO bro will go walk through heaven and hell for that penny.
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Never buy puts for CPI day, its always cooked, its always minimum 0.1 better than expected. The market is a circus and we are the clowns
[+6] u/TowelFart: if this shit turns red im gonna punch myself in the balls
[+6] u/meh1526: we need shrek dicks on everything especially google
[+6] u/BFox1982: CPI gonna be cooked like a perpetual stew.
[+6] u/Pizzaboy0511: Who’s pumping HTZ today, who ll buy a few k shares right now if we are
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: I miss the 20% swings on MU and SNDK
[+6] u/version-two: Does Burry hold through the pain or will he cover if this rips past $220?
Idk how regarded he is. I mean, you know what I mean.
[+6] u/Altair82: Me the first time I came to WSB:
this ber vs bol thing is so stupid
Me years later:
BERS R FUKT LOLOLLLOL
[+6] u/daviper87: # Half of you spell strait as straight, and it shows 🫵🏼🤡
[+6] u/GneissFrog: Taco might as well just go ahead and declare victory over Iran with a big parade and lots of banners. Tweets just aren't hitting the same after all these months, gotta up the showmanship.
[+6] u/Ryzze_Up: I need sndk to pump and nbis to dump or im genuinely going to be living out a dumpster
[+6] u/GneissFrog: one hour until you get the data that the guy on the other side of your trade got an hour ago
[+6] u/GreekCavalier: The Nebius site is down due to traffic and you are bearish?
[+6] u/arob90: NBIS pumping? What’s the numbers?
[+6] u/halfcrzy: See NBIS shooting up.. still cant see E.R.
[+6] u/kaapooj: why are major finacial news outlets generating and publishing articles with llms that include false (basic) information (e.g. company domicile) and misleading conclusions (e.g. beat/miss)? and why are brokers providing a platform for such articles?
[+6] u/DipSniper69: Cathie Wood bought 26 mil worth of NVIDIA shares.
it's so fucking joever
[+5] u/rootyoot: Ironically, NBIS could push CRWV higher
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: 2 hours til show time
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Too bullish guys please calm down :(
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Too bullish in here. We gonna dump
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Oil still high but inflation will magically come in low
[+5] u/AccomplishedDay2562: 16 mins til NBIS earnings and like 1 hour til conference call oh man
[+5] u/kksm1980: MU has lowest P/E, great set up for $1300-$1500!!
[+5] u/TheArdoo: Nbis about it to cook watch this space
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: CPI GOING TO BE AS COOL AS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
BEARS FOOKED
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: When do $NBIS earnings hit the wire?
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Imagine if inflation comes in so cold that we get rate cuts next meeting.
A permabull can dream
SAVE US TOM LEE
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Today is going to be a green day, I can feel it in my bones!
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Inflation is now a choice and we will choose what numbers to put in CPI report.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Spacex long ai winner
[+5] u/Alactrical: burry shorts and nbis 9% premarket lolol
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: NBIS stalling the earnings release ?! 😦
[+5] u/uber_pro: Nbis is gna make me càaaaaaaaal
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: You know the number will be made up to pump the market.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Is there any bers here with a gaping wide asshole? How does it feel being reshaped for good
[+5] u/LivelyArid: u love rental cars huh, wait till you learn about renting houses
[+5] u/uber_pro: cpi lower for longer. spy higher forever.
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Cpi\_cookednumbers\_V3(copy).docx
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: CPI REPORT IS OUT NOW
[+11] u/Necessary_Relief_126: How do I explain to my gf that my mood for the rest of the week depends on CPI
[+10] u/Bonghead13: 40% of my fucking department was laid off yesterday.
Fuck corporate culture.
Pretty sure the new "VP Of AI, Strategy, and Software Engineering" used ChatGPT to choose who to let go, cause they flushed everyone who was capable and kept all the dumbtards.
We don't even use AI for anything.
Calls.
[+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: Everybody asks when CPI, nobody asks how is CPI
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: CPI PLS BE COOKED I BEG
[+9] u/znightmaree: Send Burry the hotline
[+9] u/aew2019: It's already priced in, everything, all of it. Past, present, future, the infinite expanse of the universe.
You're priced, I'm priced, we are all priced in.
[+8] u/Venice_LA: Michael Burry may get margin called today. Lucky for him, he makes his money selling substack subs to retail, not trading.
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: cooked just to perfection
[+8] u/Muted_Thought8382: Bers in shambles, yet again 😂
[+8] u/patelchief90: market has gone full retarded how the fuck is nbis and coreweave up on shit number and losing money while SMCI WITH PROFIT IS worth less than half of what they are worth
[+8] u/Stryker9110: We live in the most corrupt times in all of human history and you believe the CPI will come in as anything other than ICE COLD? 🤡
[+8] u/Ill-Ad1603: FULL PORTING PUTS HALF A MIL AT OPEN
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Memory bear market ended pretty quick lol
[+8] u/astromouse2024: RELEASE THE CPI FILES
[+8] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: It’s going to be hilarious when core comes in at 2% with no believable explanation lmao
[+7] u/Kobe_Fan: 3.4% inflation has never been more bullish
[+7] u/berkoh: My NBIS puts im ruined
[+7] u/Common_Ad_3059: Nbis going up now, er is good
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: #CPI IS ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN LIFE
[+7] u/vwaporwhatever: Nbis numbers were great!!! 🚀
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Release the cooked numbers now!!!
[+7] u/fredditf: CPI (YoY) (Jul) 3.4% vs 3.4% est.
CPI (MoM) (Jul) 0.1% vs 0.1% est.
Core CPI (MoM) (Jul) 0.2% vs 0.2% est.
Core CPI (YoY) (Jul) 2.5% vs 2.5% est.
[+7] u/OntologicalSquirrel: perfectly cooked books!
[+7] u/ElderDwarf: it was EXACTLY AS EXPECTED
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: CPI nearly done cooking, just need to grill the other side
[+7] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/Ervii: we going $780+ today boys strap in
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Loading to the tits on NBIZ before options open up
[+6] u/ITS_FAKIN_RAVEEN: MSFT is down while everything else is up. The world is healing.
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Get ready for the screaming on cnbc
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Whoever bought puts is not going to have a great day
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: Burry has made a lot of wrong moves in very quick succession lately.
[+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: They didn't even try to cook the books in a discrete way, they just said fuck it lets copy the expected numbers and call it a day
[+6] u/davidbigham: SPY just beat the earning .
[+6] u/C137-Morty: entire market is about to rip and some retard will be posting about HTZ going up 12 cents
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: I'm so glad this inflation thing is finished. We can finally just pump the markets forever.
[+6] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: INFLATION IS LOW (Food prices +60%)
[+6] u/Les7X: Perfect setup for a big dump at open. A tale as old as time
[+6] u/Stryker9110: INFLATION 29% BELOW EXPECTATIONS, SPY TO 37,000 BY EOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: **Tonight, August 12 into the morning of August 13, is the peak of the Perseid meteor shower**, and 2026 offers unusually excellent viewing because the Moon is essentially new, so there will be virtually no moonlight washing out the meteors.
TLDR: Nebius will moon to 220 on earnings, even though high interest rates compress margins. CoreWeave proved that Neo Cloud Companies are here to stay despite the negative macro background.
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: The market has a lot of built up jizz that it needs to unload all over the bears today
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Googl
You are allowed to pump now
Just so you know
[+5] u/spaghettibolognaisee: Michael buried. It’s lame I know
[+5] u/SoullessGinger666: I could bankrupt Amazon by taking away my wife's credit card
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: Michael Beary found in dumpster behind Wendy's
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: should i buy nbis rn?
[+5] u/GainsCity_wsb: Nothing will move till CPI
[+5] u/Where_is_Gabriel: I finished marketing 5 years ago, 1 and a half unemployed and got stuck for 4 years in a bakery
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: So NBIS, a hyperscaler, posting good data center revenue and the stonk goes up 12%
Googl, a larger hyperscaler, posting amazing data center revenue and the stonk went down 7% (after earnings)
Seems legit.
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: so if cpi good then the market will skyrocket right
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Nothing makes it feel like your life is falling apart more than not having milk to put in your cereal
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: SQUEEZE BURRY DRY!!!
[+5] u/peanutbutmango: does GOOGL know we're in a bull market
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I sold my NBIS and bought APP
LMFAO
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: MY GOD NBIS I LOVE YOU IM RICH
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: poor bears about to get squeezed in 14min
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: NBIS, CRWV, IREN, APLD, LETS GO
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: Sold NBIS at $108 break even, brb killing self
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Nebius is up because theyre losing $0.717/share compared to a year ago when they were losing only $0.39/share. Its a bigger company now, so losses are scaling proportionally. Sobyah, stock price is up!
[+5] u/D1finalboss: A big move is coming soon up or down but definitely to the right
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Does inflation mean everything costs more now so stonks must cost more too? Calls it is
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Only slept 3 hours because of Celsius energy drink
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Hopefully we get a -1% day on spy today
[+5] u/Brett_buffet2: Anyone else riding ONDS
[+5] u/Bam2458: Welp, we’ve removed energy, food, housing, and consumer staples from inflation data and POOF! LOW CPI BABY! 🎉
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Everyone knows CPI going to be cooked
It's not even exciting anymore.
[+5] u/solidsneeze: they copied the homework too perfectly
[+5] u/DealerOk4741: lmao cant make this shit up
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: 🍴😋🍴 👨🍳
**C**ooked
**P**rice
**I**ndex
👨🍳💋🤌
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: Lisan al-Bessent
As it was written
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Cooked to perfection!
[+5] u/vermilli21: Man they have it perfectly in line every time, it’s almost like they are cooking the books
[+5] u/superhappykid: Bears:
It's fake, they cooked it. Rigged.
But i forgot they do that so i bought puts and i've been poor my entire life.
Suck a dick bears
[+5] u/Getrktnerd: IF YOU WANT TO BE RICH. BUY NBIS
[+5] u/shxwn: Keep going up and I'm going to be rich!!!!!!!
[+5] u/Accomplished-Fact-97: Even I knew in school if you are going to cheat on a test you don't get every answer exactly right lol.
[+5] u/teh_herper: # NBIS is literally line go up lmao 🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: If CPI was 0.2% every month for a year we would be down to 2.4% inflation which is close to target! Rate Hikes CANCELLED!
[+5] u/C137-Morty: bantbet entire market 69 trillion eod
[+5] u/aftherith: Burry getting his own personal reverse version of "08
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: CPI 👨🏽🍳 🥘 to perfection
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Small pp Koreans are buying again
[+5] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: I like how we are waiting for cpi, but we all know things are expensive af, so it’s just a matter of how much they rig it to see our tendies
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: What's going on with Gold? It spent most of the last few month dropping on rate hike fears, and now it's starting to pick back up?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: did they open the hormussy yet tbhhh
[+5] u/QuantumRoyalty: Buy the dip and trust god
[+5] u/powerboner: If SNDK fades I’ll kms.
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: CPI - Call Puts I dont care
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: burry is short so get calls
[+72] u/OSRSkarma: US JULY CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.1% M/M; EST. +0.1%
US JULY CONSUMER PRICES RISE 3.4% Y/Y; EST. +3.4%
US JULY CORE CPI RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.2%
US JULY CORE CPI RISES 2.5% Y/Y; EST. +2.5%
[+15] u/DufflebagJoe: Everyone is talking about ticker CPI but I can’t find that shit in my brokerage app?
[+13] u/Neoshinryu: Man I feel so much better knowing that CPI is exactly, perfectly, 100% on the expected numbers. What a well oiled machine of a government!
[+12] u/Bromine_Bro35: If you thought the numbers wouldn’t be cooked you are truly lost
[+12] u/AlasKansastan: FUCK YOU MICHAEL BURRY
[+11] u/olbins: Don't trade first 30 min, golden rule. Hold on to your buttocks regards
[+10] u/rant5150: Stop smacking MU down at 900!!!
[+10] u/steem99: guys, 3.4% inflation is fine because that's what we expected it to be 😀
Ignore the fact that it's actually very high and we never really recovered from the insane covid inflation, that doesn't matter.
[+10] u/Jemmani22: Anyone shitting on anyone's positions are just haters.
Why can't we just hope everyone wins.
Except bers
[+9] u/Voenker: I am so fucking done, selling it all.
losing 2-3k every single day on leveraged shit.
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: I am excited for open, because I do not know what I am doing and refuse to learn.
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# ONCE AGAIN!!!!
[+8] u/ballzstreetwets: What a nice setup for the rug pull
[+8] u/chainerection: Cooked to perfection. Didnt even bother to try to make it seem real
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: 🥭 weighing a cut on capital gain tax. Something most of us don't need to concern ourselves with.
[+8] u/whyshw: So we’re back to dumping software and pumping semis
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: Wait for that opening SPY rug pull down to $772 or so and load the shit out of 8/14 and 8/17 SPY $780 calls. Thank me later.
[+8] u/Samjabr: If I time this straddle correctly, I should be able to lose money on both ends
[+8] u/foamrollmyback: Why do I like applovin so much fk fk fk
[+7] u/Saltydog203: I think cpi data is fake food at grocery stores in my town up 25%
[+7] u/dangerusZone: This pump feels scammy
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Just got an offer from Anthropic boys, I’m no longer unemployed!
[+7] u/Apple2o: Good day to be $600,000 in on MU on margin 🫡
[+7] u/3brcuse: do not chase this u already in or u aren't
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: MY FELLOW BULLS...START THE PARADE🫴🐂🐂
[+7] u/Long_duk_dong_duck: Jfc we are ripping today
[+7] u/SpiderWil: u all call spy at opening bell?
[+7] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: I made a lot of money last time someone said literally that
[+6] u/mehmilani: I meet expectations every goddamn day and no one cares.
[+6] u/CatsBy6969: Cuh cooked these inflation numbers perfect cuh
[+6] u/ActJolly: chat is atrocious, what a bunch of goblins
[+6] u/BrownDog42069: would like to see a +10% day for both mu and avgo. tia
[+6] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: High inflation. Low inflation. High oil prices. Low oil prices. Unemployment numbers.……. It doesn’t matter. The line goes up gentlemen
[+6] u/Illustrious-Lack24: Is the -3% day still in the room?
[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: does marijuana help with joint paint
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Lol NBIS. If they didn’t make that damn movie this MB retard would be a nobody
[+6] u/thatdude845: So amazing that they always hit the estimate. Do they have Captain Hindsight on their staff?
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Yes no one can afford groceries. Or gas. But it’s a top 10% economy. The top 10% does 80% of all the spending. And they are traveling and spending lots of money everywhere. The market doesn’t care if you can’t afford gas for your used Honda.
SPY $780+ by Friday.
[+6] u/whodey84: Bulls should definitely full port calls at open
[+6] u/whodey84: Full port into $777 0DTEs calls its the perfect gamble
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: ITS GOING TO MEGA PUMP
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: Consumer PUMP index hahaha
[+6] u/Razvanell95: anyone wants to pay $1 for early access to my tweets?
[+6] u/iamjt: This looks like a fuck all your positions day
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Here is some advice for people that plan on opening a position on GOOGL. DONT do it until there is a catalyst because this piece of shit does nothing but bleed cause C suite refuses to calm market sentiment
[+6] u/Familiar-Mall1696: fuck oracle. been in the dumps for months. I'm just gonna exit my position. -41% since I bought the top like a clown. Throw it all into $MP
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: Something keeps telling me SMCI is the way
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Welcome to the era of financial repression.
Structurally high inflation, we have been above the 2% steal yo money target for 5 years now.
People don't even blink, 3%+ is "cool". In those 5 years every FED cuck has gotten in front of the podium and given you a speech about how thats unacceptable and they are failing the American people.
Yet not a single one of them has done anything about it. Their job was normalize it while not spooking bond market.
There is no other politically palpable way to deal with our debt. Bye bye USD.
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: You probably not ugly, just overweight.
Bears on the other hand, yall ugly and broke lmao
[+5] u/DryDiscussion7094: SMCI finally looking good
[+5] u/31andnotdone: good morning. 🚬 ☕️ 📈
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Pretty insane how every single AI infrastructure name got aggressively sold off as Leopold got liquidated and now they’re all smashing their earnings while big guys scooped everything up for 50% discounts
[+5] u/TheVenetianMask: Bro one more month of 3.4% inflation, I promise you bro we get back to 2% soon, just one more month.
[+5] u/TastyToad: Do not complain about cooking, it is what it is, the music will keep playing a while longer.
Place your bets, make some money, do not baghold stupid shit.
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: seems i caught a falling knife with AAPL..fuck me
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: MU needs to do one of those +15% days for funsies
[+5] u/itsokbronoproblem: cpi cooked for so long, it smokes!
[+5] u/A1ienspacebats: Waking up to a frothy premarket.
Quick balance transfer.
"Feeling 🐂ish"
[+5] u/BushReagan84: Sold MU calls for SPY puts yesterday… classic
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Wow things getting testy on CNBC
[+5] u/Blumpkinkings: Financial advice, this shit is tanking on open. You’re welcome
[+5] u/Funkybunch2000: Rick Santelli did not graduate from STFU
[+5] u/Ante_social_music: Kinda crazy to think about but there’s a pretty high chance Donald trump has never cooked a single thing in his entire life.
[+5] u/BrokenStonks: Looking forward to prices coming down and we can all be like $10 wow I remember when this was 20
[+5] u/Ble_h: If you look at the CPI numbers closely, you’ll see it was written with a permanent marker.
[+5] u/BushReagan84: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY (again)
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: I've seen enough , semi +20%
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Memory ✋ 💎 🤚’s checking in
[+5] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: Another -4% day for Googl, are your puts ready?
[+5] u/silverfutes: Called the doc about my 4hr erection. He suggested I try $MSFT.
[+5] u/WarmMinimalist: Big data center gainz. Michael Burry CLOWN of the YEAR
[+5] u/fun_anxiety146: Bears, pack it up. We are going home.
[+5] u/bigbadtaco11: It's 9:30 everybody, lets have a great day
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: I spend my last $14 on a dram call and wake up to it up 180%
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google stock rugged again 🤣
[+5] u/kevbot234: Why WOULDN’T this pump
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why is everything pulling back for no reason?
[+5] u/arrrmageddon: rugpull at open is just a daily occurence now...
[+5] u/AliceNullptr: Everything up? Preparing for CPI dump??
[+5] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Money printer goes brbrbrbrbr
[+5] u/JackORoses: 24h LITE chart is nutty. If you bought at the bottom just after the earnings announcement yesterday, you're up \~$100/share.
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: My portfolio going vertical (+ 0,36%)
[+5] u/owenmills04: MRVL is a nerd stock
MU is what the cool kids hold
[+5] u/Minimum_Method_8823: God why did I start trading, I used to be a happy man 😫😫
[+5] u/Sea-Knee8432: Packing GPU’s with as much memory as possible is the goal of the entire semiconductor industry right now.
[+5] u/MathematicianVivid1: Give me a 2% percent pump please
[+5] u/X_KOOK: 12% on nibs it dropped 5 dollars and ppl freak out
[+5] u/Cocheeeze: What time is the rug pull scheduled for today
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: How many of you said some shit to have your og account banned?
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: everything pumping but my AAPL bags FML
[+5] u/InformationSad5653: CPI is coming in hot isn’t it
[+5] u/Suspicious-Pick3722: The 🌈 🐻 Burry fanboys in for a hurting today and I’m all for watching it!
[+5] u/TreGet234: Never sell, only buy.
[+5] u/McDicksSludge: Inflation means stocks go up. Inflation isn’t coming down
[+5] u/jacksmeoffski: Pltr gonna rip at open
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: I usually halve my money instead
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: sell. dollar in the hand is worth 5 in the bush
[+5] u/TastyToad: Let retards be retards. And close your shorts.
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: CPI homework copied a little too perfectly
Teachers and principals suspicious
[+12] u/WillTheGreat: LMAO retard tweet alert
The U.S.A. has total control over over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, “A WALL OF STEEL,” and there is nothing Iran can do about it. They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, their remaining soldiers are unpaid, the IRGC is decimated and fleeing, and their “Leadership” is uncertain, at best! They have No Money - Their country is “shot.” All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION, and getting worse! Iran is all talk and no action, the Bully of the Middle East No Longer. Praise be to Allah! President DONALD J. TRUMP
[+10] u/Captain_Lameson: Just saw another regard at work with Tradingview open on another screen.
We work in the public sector
[+8] u/minin71: 2 trades today for a total of 41 dollars of gains. Another green day!
[+8] u/liquidtv78: all my stop losses just fired. what. the. fuck.
[+7] u/CosmosMasterMan: MSFT Bag is full of stems and seeds.
[+7] u/renesons: THIS IS NOT A TRAP CLASSIC CPI DAY ACTION WE WILL RAMP UP
[+7] u/No-Gazelle-163: MUUUUU!!
Fuck im regarded
[+7] u/ranorando: Crazy, I sell my puts, we immediately (within 30s) get a instant super dump candle, I buy more puts, we recover
🤡
[+7] u/2020isgreat: T
RUMP: IRAN IS ALL TALK AND NO ACTION
Ironic
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: need MU to break $10000 today
[+6] u/Greatlakes_fish: Running for the door at open never gets old.
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Memory orders back logged for like 3 years minimum and some of you think it won't keep running.
[+6] u/Tresach: Risked 25k to make $300, and if hadn’t sold would be down, aint playing this shit today think taking my money out of gambling account while im ahead
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Oh hey. It’s 773 again.
[+6] u/PossumImposter2: There is no way anyone was still unironically holding HTZ.
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: SPY can never just go down. Always has to noodle about like a fucking cunt
[+6] u/Dear__Bruce: Jensen Huang has decided you need a data center near your house and your tax dollars MUST subsidize Anthropic token costs.
Your 401k will be used for Neocloud infrastructure because Jensen decided that is the most important thing in life
[+6] u/fartcatmilkshake: Memory is free money when will you all unersfsnd
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Those TruthAPI users got to see this earlier than us😭
[+6] u/Le_pants_de_marche: NBIS earnings was free money & yet I still sat on the sidelines and remembered why I'll never be rich 🤣
[+6] u/your-basic-idiot: I can't be the only one buying HTZ on open
[+5] u/d3sp: I sold my calls that were 50% down at one point at breakeven after holding since Thursday
AMA
[+5] u/CheapHero91: algos are programmed to pump adobe higher and smart money is also buying. I wouldn’t short it
[+5] u/Humble-Brilliant-656: Regards debating on spy increasing and dropping by 0.2% is hilarious. Spy was jumping and dropping 2% just 10 days ago…
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: can we just quit fucking around and get to the big green dildos already
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Everyone saying ber trap but it’s clearly a bull trap lool
[+5] u/RobbieDunn1991: Calls we about to rip
[+5] u/liftacules: Everyday my optimism is crush by a bunch of red dicks… FML
[+5] u/DualWielding40s: Spy slightly green meanwhile I’m getting crushed across the board.
IBM, HD, Uber all down and I have calls
SPCX and HTZ all up and I have puts
Love it, having a great time
[+5] u/saw-it: Spy looking for a snack cart to hide in
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: There are people out here making 15x what i do in a year complaining how their wages are too low and they're on the brink of poverty
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: RDDT is a shit stock 💩
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: I’m fucking spooked about MU, I’ve seen it fall from its high horse in as little as a few minutes so many times
[+5] u/Onnimation: Y'all need to thank Nvidia for holding the market today as most Mag 7 is doing ass
[+5] u/riverpirate2: Oh NBIS is hurtin people today boys
[+5] u/Sick0h: Dumping MAG7 while pumping semis? It’s an old meme, but it checks out.
[+5] u/uncurious: Leopold shorting mag7/saas again.
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: This is retarded. Post in the daily thread
[+5] u/killainvest: Who got trapped in calls………this guy, that’s who.
[+5] u/Careful-Weight-702: I think too many people are doing 0DTE now. Makers gonna just do pre market and post market moves, everything else is a chop day
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **CAN WE BRING INFLATION BACK TO 2% ALREADY? I DON’T WANT TO PAY $20 POUND FOR GROUND BEEF BY 2030**
*This ad was sponsored by bears. Fuk you bools*
[+5] u/GurHot8359: "Trump: US has total control over over the Strait of Hormuz. I think we will keep it."
[+5] u/yeedub: anyone pissed they sold mu and sndk early
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Wow 🥭 please stfu bro lol
[+5] u/2020isgreat: You can see the funds who have access to the Truth Social API reacting beforehand lmfao
[+5] u/snifflingmoon: What are we thinking CPI will show? I feel like we are either having a very green shrek cok day or satan ber anoos red
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears getting dragged kicking and screaming into a new ATH 😂
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: All these pre market market yet can't do this during intra day lmaoooo. Market is just so fake. Just crumble already my god no one is buying.
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Is it groundhog day where we get a morning pakistan pump that fades into red by EOD?
[+5] u/pawelkos: DFTX 🧠💊 https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/definium-therapeutics-stock-jumps-20-on-phase-3-trial-results-93CH-4854603 LFG 🔥 💰
[+5] u/Boraximus: incredible rally in the premarket today. memory stocks are only down 10% on the month!
[+5] u/OperationLoud8464: whatever the cpi number is its fake and gay
[+5] u/stupidber: You can't win if you don't play
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: will be same as job numbers. if insane numbers and we go up and sell it down on open.
if its bad numbers its -2% instantly and -10% end of month
bulls always lose on these until a random thursday it pumps +2%
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: be gay when others are gay
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: And the crowd goes mild
[+5] u/drazayn99: NBIS call buyers, well done
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: NBIS TO 100 BILLION APPARENTLY READING THIS CHAT
[+5] u/iamakarathereisaplac: Perfectly cooked, as all things should be.
[+5] u/Abe2025: The world is healing
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Well that's not a great CPI print. Market was expecting a cooler one
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/pranay33: Is this a 777 0DTE type of day
[+5] u/LilPrinceTrashMouth: Rick is so obnoxious
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Holy canoli SPY back to levels not seen since yesterday
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: SPY to 5 dollars EOD
[+5] u/YoDooley: Mango from the top rope with a Nuke post on Truth Social you’re just too poor to see it before the big dawgs
[+5] u/12301923: Welp NBIS the clear #1 neocloud. Can see this 700+ within a few years
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: We should make gas $700 a gallon to see how people react, a type of prank you could say
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Why is everyone here so desperate to pump semiconductors. Almost every other sector has been outperforming it the past month.
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: RIP to bols fullporting calls at open
[+5] u/CosmosMasterMan: Anyone else into Mass Spectrometry? BRKR has been interesting.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Dam bruh I think used one of them shits during my PhD back in like 2000
[+10] u/regardus_maximus: TRUMP IS A RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+9] u/kim82352: > Trump sued over Truth Social advance access sale
> “This scheme is profoundly corrupt,” the suit says. “The President stands to gain financially by giving ‘market-moving’ government information to those who are willing and able to pay his personal company.
[+7] u/YTLupo: Between Bessent removing anti-money laundering rules and the market being pinned Its not too crazy to assume they are just straight up robbing.
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: So is everyone just rich now or what?
[+7] u/EnginrA: Any lovers of women here?
[+7] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Wen is probably hitting 10 today because I'm not in it lol
[+7] u/Enjzey: release CPI report again to pump the market
[+7] u/Powerful-Reaction607: The rigging of spy At 772 is actually criminal
[+7] u/Midpoint60: The garbage truck is coming through my neighborhood right now.
I think they are here to pick up my GOOGL calls.
[+7] u/guccioli: I bought something at a vending machine and four items fell off. We eating good today
[+7] u/WallStreetThreats_: WE ARE IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THE STRAIGHT
NO GAYS IN IRAN, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING WE'VE MADE IT THE STRAIGHTEST PLACE, MAYBE EVER, IN THE HISTORY
BIG, BEAUTIFUL BARRELS OF OIL ARE FLOWING THROUGH
[+7] u/DM_GAY_DRAGON_FEET: honestly most rigged market of all time
[+7] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Morning bear! Are you hungry?
[+6] u/brave100: pls king mango say something to save my 771 put
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Bears imao they were all over the place before CPI after CPI they hiding
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Uninvestable SPY forever. HOORAY
[+6] u/Pale-Loss7806: Spy has gotta be the most bs thing ever
[+6] u/Extension-Fox6956: I turned $500 into 80k last week and turned the 80k into 40k
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: genuinely this price acion sucks
[+6] u/The_Albertino: Got September calls on GOOG, time to run this shit up
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: Untradeable almost unscalpable. Congrats its still options sellers heaven lost $26. Enjoy that you savages
[+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: casino is boring today
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Gotta love AI bubbles where companies like Google are trading at 17 p/e.
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: SMCI: The Next $1T Company
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: are we seriously going flat from an hour in today? thats way too quick
[+5] u/True_Job_7845: what is QQQ even based on anymore?
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Mango thinks we can spawn camp the straight forever
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: we briefly touch 773 then the algos decide "alright time to dump again"
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: What do you mean $HTZ is going up? Bears told me we were getting clipped
[+5] u/tdotrollin: I smell the bear desperation LOL
[+5] u/dpatel211: Is it bad that I turn into a hatewatcher immediately after I sell shares of a stock that does well?
[+5] u/Viktri1: I need SPX to dump 2%, thx
[+5] u/Ozqi: Just need SNDK to go up another 37% to breakeven :D
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: wendys is moving away from fresh natural cut fries into adding semiconductor chips with their burger meals
[+5] u/lovelylvyne: my play is do nothing just waiting GOOGL dump below 300 and all in calls
[+5] u/Midpoint60: Dear Wendy, Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend?
Asking for a friend.
[+5] u/Pale-Loss7806: Spy 770 or 777 today no inbetween
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: SPY continues to be choppy
[+5] u/Mike_Oxafloppan: Sweet, gonna be another day of SPY dragging it’s limp dick across the finish line into the close. Fuck you theta gang 🖕
[+5] u/Evander85: Wow WEN being bought? This whole sub getting laid off
[+5] u/Gonz4Rockford: SPY is the worst to be trading right now wtf is even going on
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: SPY has been 772 for a week now 🤣
[+5] u/TheMangoWorshipper: Me and mango will be announcing an end to the war shortly so stay tuned
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Iran out of peace talks
[+5] u/kim82352: > Five ships yesterday, two today (day is not quite over), versus about 120/day pre-war.
> If this is "total control" over the Strait, what would "loss of control" look like? Just asking.
[+5] u/DarkR124: 3 days in a row of pinning it to a dollar. So fun.
[+5] u/Haikoe: The real worry is that oil is just gonna run out.
And you’re being bullish?!?
Take the green day, and sell while u can dude
[+5] u/jasperCrow: We have the best economic forecasters.
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: These numbers are not good. I would say interest rate hikes are still called for, but maybe September is 50/50. Maybe the crackhead market can ignore it for another month, but not forever. It ain't good.
But yea, whatever, crack market rolls on I guess.
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: CPI = Can Penetrate Inside
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Your sacrifice will not be forgotten
[+5] u/nai-ba: I give up. Closed my spy short. You got me
[+5] u/moazzam0: Bought Google shares and calls
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Not even CPI day has decent volume anymore
[+5] u/rtp95: Bois are we hitting new highs
[+5] u/banana-2139: How the hell is Spy dumping when semis are pumping?
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: nvda wants to move heavy now when i put my first puts on them but when i buy calls it either stays flat or dumps lmao
[+10] u/LaHhxL: NBIS shorts got wrecked
[+10] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: a whole week of GOOG non stop dumping lmao
[+10] u/Plastic-Builder-8951: GOOG v, this is the bottom. Everyone buy now before its too late plz.
[+9] u/natebro142: My NBIS 200 calls I sold for 10% profit are now up 500%
Incredible
[+8] u/SteakEater137: \-Analysts have a stock at price target $50, I buy it when it's $45
\-Stock falls down to $40 on no news because of some random sector rotation
\-Same analysts set a new price target of $40 next day
WOW GREAT JOB THANKS THATS WHY YOU GET PAID THE BIG BUCKS
[+8] u/InevitableAd2436: It’s funny how the HyperScalers told us a few weeks ago that they’re still starving for power and compute
And there were people here saying “Nuh uh, Issa bubble”
Re: NBIS
[+8] u/Xzlk: AAPL passed NVDA in market cap and then fell 1T below it in the span of 10 trading days
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: Can we ban this spamming Uber pro retard please Jesus Christ
[+8] u/MarketWatcherAddict: so, basically michael burry got ass fucked with his nbis short play right
[+7] u/bucs009: Fuck i sold nbis yesterday before close, fuck me
[+7] u/Top-Meaning2626: Anthropic gonna ipo at $2.5trillion, shitting on spcx
[+7] u/Appropriate_One_4273: NBIS single handedly saved my port (after wrecking it in July lol)
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Some are saying this is the bearish green day of the year
[+6] u/Steak_Itchy: WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING SPACE X
[+6] u/EasyBoard9971: cpi arguably faker this month… how did fuel oil decrease 1.7% when july was observably more expensive than june?
[+6] u/FullTard2000: this is like watching paint dry
do a backflip or something cool you lazy fucking nasdaq
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: i akmost always lose with puts
[+6] u/Steak_Itchy: I've lost $30,000 dollars of gains in the last 2 weeks. Shorting SNDK and SPCX worked amazingly until this bullshit late July early Aug pump... i'm sad man
[+6] u/browsk: Anyone remember how long this war in the Middle East was supposed to last this time, yeaaaah still making the same mistakes
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine not owning any NBIS lmao
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: “Cash is trash” he says as he full ports into a stock that has run up 200% in the past year. It turns out cash was not trash.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: "crypto president" lol
btc worst performing asset since he won
[+6] u/WSB_Austist: Genuinely what the actual fuck SPCX with the Shrek dildos. I forgot that nothing matters and calls were the call. Sold my $127P
[+6] u/i-like-water-stuff: This game is dumb I don’t wanna play anymore
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 hiding in a catering truck is peak comedy
[+6] u/LongHealth: Gold pushing to 5k before end of year.
[+6] u/lithe_silhouette: i wasnt necessarily happy but trading brought a new level of misery
[+6] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: I don't believe a word out of his mouth
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Nebius Jumps 20% Days After Michael Burry Said His AI Shorts Were Like ‘Shooting Fish in a Barrel’ dummy
[+5] u/Jwelz90: The more absolutely no one acknowledges PPI coming tomorrow, which is the FEDs preferred gauge, the more im convinced doomsday is coming tomorrow.
[+5] u/SpecialistB: I need a 4% move don’t care about direction
[+5] u/Ok_Apricot_6202: It appears that the market is rotating into SPCX.
[+5] u/DJAnarchie: that's crazy on SPCX. I got that insane puts timing
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: Space X is the clearest example of market manipulation and fraud we have ever seen. Literally 0 reason to be at these levels.
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Every now and then you gotta have someone in the thread that reminds people the block button exists. Its part of a healthy ecosystem
[+5] u/2girls1scope: MU over $1000 coming and $SNDK over $1700 baby
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Google going bankrupt, delisted… sell it all.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Basically spent most of the day gaming on my phone and wasted my battery so when I did trade I was down to 5% batt and had to paper handed for 50 bucks instead of taking profit and the ideal time
Don’t mind me I’m just crying in the casino
[+5] u/Peeeeech: I didn’t realize NBIS cured cancer
[+5] u/AllFunNoGun: I am so glad I lost 800 bucks in the last 12 hours. I love it.
[+5] u/wrongsyourgrammar: This is gonna slow crawl to 775 and 780 by EOW
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Lost so much money from this flat bullshit for the past week lmfao
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Why did they get rid of the sell button on nbis today?
[+5] u/xironically23: Guess who had a Tesla call at open and didn't sell till it went 10$ otm ✌️
[+5] u/ClassApart4253: the market gave uou a dip this whole quarter on nebius and now everyone is mad??
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: nbis is still going wtf
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: 30% more pump on SPCX and the bagholers can finally break-even
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: we aren't low on missles
there is no info leak
we leaked it so we can get another defense funding bill passed
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: I just want to say one thing. Thank you google, you ruined me once again
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: they are trying to liquidate the 2x short nbis etf lol
[+5] u/chuddyman: Leaked dick pics and its soft
[+5] u/theJimmybob: $SMCI Price Target Increases After Earnings:
📈 JPMorgan: $45 (from $32)
📈 Wedbush: $40 (from $34)
📈 Citi: $39 (from $33)
📈 Barclays: $39 (from $38)
📈 Goldman Sachs: $34 (from $30)
📈 BofA: $33 (from $28)
[+5] u/MXY2022: Whose bag holding LUNR with me
[+5] u/Holiday-Career-9349: Come on guys, let's get it,this gremlin wants a 992 Turbo S (to replace my Dacia).
[+5] u/Equivalent-Rip-1478: I’m not a bear or a bull, but recent weeks have conditioned me to expect massive rug pulls at open
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Sit this one out, boys! The CPI numbers were cooked and everyone knows it.
[+5] u/Marcelo1995211: HTZ 6% up let’s go for another 20+ day!
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Another one of those days where the premarket looks way too good to be true so I’ll sit out…and miss what’ll probably be one of the best days of the year
[+5] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Omfg super dump open hour
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: so many red candles at open... the horror
[+5] u/i-like-water-stuff: If the fake cpi numbers met expectations just imagine how bad the real ones must have been lmao
[+5] u/bzl33: mid 3 inflation is the new normal. ty boomers!
[+5] u/noobletato: HTZ is just waiting for me to buy puts before it shoots up
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: I’ll be losing money today and making 50 cold calls. My day can’t get better than this
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: no momentum either direction
[+14] u/Accomplished-Air4393: I find it inconceivable that u/uber_pro hasn't been banned yet.
[+10] u/Spy300: >*TREASURY 10-YEAR NOTE AUCTION DRAWS HIGHEST YIELD SINCE 2007
😮
[+9] u/gopoohgo: crazy market when you are sitting on 5% gains on a single position, and are still getting FOMO looking at NBIS and CRWV.
[+9] u/bigmeatbag: Bessent is making it so US companies no longer have to disclose to the government who owns them and is going to have the database with the records deleted? How the fuck does that make any sense?
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: SPCX has gone from overvalued scam, all the way down to still overvalued scam, and its heading back up to overvalued scam
[+8] u/AlpacaDream7: Michael Burry last spotted taking a depression walk
[+8] u/New-Length5593: So no oil supply means low inflation ok.
[+7] u/Fuck_boy3456: Ok if MU hits 1500 and SNDK 2000 respectively. I’ll take one of the lucky guy in here to my private island
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: 10Y auction about to start
[+7] u/Hairy_Check_4784: I hope my boss doesn't know that I could easily bill 3 hours of my day so far to being on the daily thread
[+6] u/Old_Geologist_6603: Why is there always an unlimited supply of braindead Elon fanboys? They think it's epic when he lies and has negative free cash flow on all his businesses?
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: haha nice SPY, got me good there
[+6] u/Hairy_Check_4784: EVERYONE FREAK OUT AND BUY I'm going short
[+5] u/Professional-Bank780: HTZ paying for 2 months of my rent rn
[+5] u/12345cuda: I sold NBIS way to early at $225 🤡
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Why can't it be as easy to gain money as it is to lose money
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Sideways market but selling premium isn’t as juicy cuz vix is so low 😴😴
[+5] u/RainingSchmeckles: I was promised $100 to $40k overnight. Why isn't this happening?
[+5] u/StankyDegen: After lunch shit commencing
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck these stupid ass hedges and 🥭 for fucking shit up with insiders
[+5] u/ripcord51: HTZ holders making tens of cents
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/2AMTrader (0W - 3L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPY** ▼ | $770.47 → $696.96 | -9.5% | 1d | Lost |
[+5] u/PossibleRun7128: I’ve decided to go balls deep in ai and just hold forever. I’m literally gonna delete reddit, all my brokerage apps and just let it sit for 10 years
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: If you don’t like nbis at $250, you will love it at $500
[+5] u/No-Most2405: full porting MU what can go wrong
[+5] u/ScutFarkush: i have never been so bored
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Can somebody ask michael Burry whats up? congrats nebius shareholders
[+5] u/t2mo24242424: If spy were my daughter I’d need to go to therapy. Absolute whore
[+5] u/__o0_oI: What happened to Wendy’s? Do they have control of the Hormuz strait now?
[+5] u/Bull_Bound_Co: Retail hates HTZ sell
[+5] u/TaoTeCha: Everything outside of AI going to poop
[+5] u/Able-Patient9333: heard burry’s glass eye popped out when he saw NBIS chart
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: Ngl after seeing this price action I may just tap back in tomorrow. Gl anyone trading today
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Looks like the market is doing that left to right thing again.
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Inflation fucking over consumers, but it's okay because it's fucking the over exactly as much as we predicted. Surely the fed will cut rates in the next 5 minutes
[+5] u/Ok_Plantain9219: Gonna spam $MU calls
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: nbissssss weeee love u
[+5] u/zorna0: Did someone call michael burry, is he well? That short squeeze fucked him hard
[+5] u/hermeskino715: The markets normally pop on this news...LMAO
[+5] u/WishyRater: 🥭 dropped another "Praise be to Allah", we are about to re-enter the holy war aren't we
[+5] u/Rexultdis: I haven’t trusted this market since that -5% QQQ day following PPI two months ago
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: i only need SNDK to rally 20% more to break even
[+5] u/ap1618: Why is the market shitting on consumer tech today
[+10] u/More--Beer: We have total control of the strait? Let’s send him on a ship through the strait without him hiding in a catering cart and switching to a different ship. Then we'll see who's in control.
[+9] u/pmotiveforce: Most of you too poor to buy the $100k insider trading access fee to Truth Social, and it shows.
[+9] u/Helios-Sol: # Im mega retarded for not buying on the last dip
[+8] u/Chokeslam2Hell: If SPCX can go up 11% MU should be up 44% like come on bro 👏👏
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: SPCX breaks $150 it’s going to rip
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Do you feel the SPCX FOMO, son?
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Gotta love when ur ITM calls are losing money because it’s not going up bigly enough
[+6] u/lSazedl: HTZ gonna be $3 by eod
[+6] u/brute-forced: LMFAO!!!! They are literally bankrupting the United States government
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I love how analysts rush to downgrade a stock after it has already collapsed LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: Incredible pinning, they managed to put me at -50% while at my entry price
[+6] u/justpasingbai: how TF did i lose money on memory calls on this green ass day. im actually regarded
[+6] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: Those large candles of people selling puts all day...
[+6] u/nirvahnah: APPL CALLS WILL PRINT BUY THE DIP
[+6] u/legible_print: Bers really want to turn the DD into a crab pot lately.
No one can make money, say bers.
[+5] u/deandotcom: Give me MU $1000 and I’m done.
[+5] u/Diamondken: HTZ wants to explode, just some more strokes
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #A couple months ago analysts were racing with each other to downgrade MSFT when it was trading near $350. Now they are back to upgrading it after the stock already pumped like hell LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Pikminmania2: Do I exit ONDS and yolo into HTZ
[+5] u/zestykite: Damn. My puts are cooked. I knew I shouldn't have pushed my luck again.
[+5] u/firenznguyen: How in the world HTZ still pumping lmao 😂
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: Stupid tree company cuts down trees way to early. They were out at my neibors at 7:30 and woke me up
[+5] u/urahozer: Most annoying place on earth is the daily thread when some horseshit meme stock is having a MOASS against all the Hedgies being super short
[+5] u/thevolxme: Moon fading over the sun in the uk for the eclipse, but all I can think about was my horrific 9-5 day and my micro penis sized portfolio *sigh*
[+5] u/Dectane12345: All of these guys pumping their bags
[+5] u/likamuka: JUST IN: 1 in 3 workers now have more credit card debt than retirement savings
Fart of a deal
[+5] u/DurianLow5544: Htz 3.50 by nexy week
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: Any chance that GOOG has a green day at some point in the next 9 months?
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: clearly time to buy spcx calls
[+5] u/Financial-Belt-506: ONDS shorts are running out of shares to borrow🍿
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: nothingburger.
catalyst watch shifts to iran and earnings strength.
[+5] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: Protip in life: **Never listen to gay bears**
[+5] u/Diamondken: INVERSE WSB, EVERYONE WROTE NOT TO BUY HTZ AND SPACEX, SO I BOUGHT EVEN MORE.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: WSB told me HTZ was dead 🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/darklordyy: I need to make $30k by Friday
[+5] u/arigold940: he thinks he controls the strait 😂
[+5] u/shutnr: Wendy’s possible buyout
[+5] u/WarenBoffet: 4 days to move between 4 dollars
[+5] u/need_five_more_chara: Nice, it's been a while since msft fucked me this hard, I was feeling nostalgic
[+5] u/conleyjordan: Why the cheating? why halt $$WEN
[+5] u/StophJS: That's it. Sold everything
[+5] u/zephyrs85: What is this, a pump for ants
[+5] u/LineInternationale: Wendy’s short interest is back above **43% of the float**. Forty. Three. Percent.
There are hedge funds out there who have collectively borrowed nearly half the available Wendy’s shares because they believe the girl with the pigtails is going down.
Imagine explaining to your LPs that the fund blew up because **Baconator went vertical**.
$WEN we got you pigtail girl 👧lollll
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: If ur not buying $400 strikes on NBIS u don’t know how to trade
[+5] u/Sock_Deep: Spy coming up v incoming watch :money:
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Really theta fucked me on my birthday
[+5] u/Massive-World-4256: NBIS 250 let's keep it coming
[+5] u/Crobay: I’m up $0.04 from yesterday, ask me anything
[+5] u/Ryu6912: HOLY SHIT GUYS IM UP $10K ON HTZ :money: :money: :money:
[+5] u/MarienBean: Thank you Burry for squeezing NBIS today, 300 this week
[+5] u/Horror-Price744: after holding my weeklies through the last two days, today decides whether i have to work overtime all year or if i can buy a brand new range rover
as you can see, i size into my positions really carefully
[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: NBIS earnings is too easy right? Has to be puts.
[+5] u/hodl_poke_stay_calm: They're trying to avoid rate hikes lol
[+14] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I’ve been googling boobies and butts all day trying to get GOOGL green by eod
[+11] u/-IQ200: SPCX at levels not seen since IPO launch day.
[+8] u/WalkIndividual5122: SPY looks like it's setting up for a dump after close. Or a rip after close. Or a dump into close then rip. Or a rip into close then dump. I don't fucking know anymore.
[+8] u/waitamiasuspect: I have no money in it but we can all agree SPCX is retarded yeah?
[+8] u/snatchdaddy69: Buying SPCX puts fk elon
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Man, wtf are they doing.
[+7] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Whoever had calls on nbis fuckin congrats holy shit
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: that twink got liquidated out of his port, it's only fair Burry does too
[+7] u/Cyee05: Praise be to Allah for this theta day flatter than stale coke
[+6] u/MrCoolGuy42: So back to our regularly scheduled program of MSFT sucking dick every day?
[+6] u/ericthedisrespectful: theyre really killing vix wtf
[+6] u/Diguojigood: SPCX is whatever is hot on the market that day. If plastic bags stocks go up tomorrow, Elon will claim that plastic bags will be 99% of spacex business in 6 months
[+6] u/v0xb0x_: HTZ SHORTS POST YOUR LOSSES
[+6] u/ggprog: Htz squeeeeezzzzeeeee
[+6] u/WeenieWang_: # shout out to all the rgrds who bought puts on spcx LMFAOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/AntiqueRadish1218: did not expect GOOGL to see green today
[+6] u/Cyee05: Praise be to Allah for another day of getting 🍇 by MMs daily pinning bs
[+6] u/mso1337: I got enough money now to start saying where dem hoes at
[+5] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: Ws clearly shorts app. App tried to recover yesterday - bofa analyst kills the move. App tried to recover today - another analyst lowers target price.
I remember last year when app was running like crazy and analysts were throwing numbers like 800/900 a share.
Same story happens to mongo/datadog this year. "Analysts" are bullish today but the moment hype goes away they will be very short and concerned about the stock. Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Just checked NBIS lmao burry got vaporized
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: Wasn't Burry short NBIS?
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: I don’t understand the people in my office
How they choose to spend money on lunch delivery every day (30$+)
and then complain about how brokie they are
[+5] u/NaiveMercury: Reddit dragged Anthropic to court and is currently winning their demurrer for a $1.5 billion settlement (2 quarters worth of revenue) and the stock tanks 2%
You can't make this shit up
[+5] u/SeisMasUno: HTZ is gonna moon so hard tomorrow yall cry
[+5] u/jdfan51: Just bought puts time for Black Thursday
[+5] u/syedhuda: **"THIS MARKET ABOUT TO COLLAPSE BABY"** - *bers for the last 8 months*
[+5] u/kal14144: Burry just short Nebius lmao
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Nbis lmao😂poor bears
[+5] u/dabblesest: Petition to rename SPY to S&P FLAT FUCK
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Crashes are imaginary. Theres plenty of real things to be scared of, like super AIDS. One teaspoon of super AIDS in your butt and you're dead in 3 years.
[+5] u/Cyee05: Yes let’s all act like that 1hr 0.40 range was totally natural and legal
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: I heard America won today 🇺🇸
[+5] u/staresinshamona: literally the worst price action day in history
[+5] u/EfficiencyMaterial51: BUUY HTZ lets break 2.8!!!!
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Man...I waan talk so much shit to the guy who roasted me for going long NBIS in the earnings thread. But he's probably getting a margin call, so that's plenty lol
[+5] u/broke_person: Sold all my NBIS positions. Will buy back if there's another big downturn. Let's see if I'm dumb
[+5] u/_rockthemike: We now live in backwards land- meta, oracle, Netflix, even uber is bullish. Meanwhile MU can’t get out of its own way
[+5] u/TheCheez-It: My portfolio is heavily invested in AI prospects and I don't even know what AI is supposed to do. I'll trust the kids.
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Bols have up syndrome.
Bers have down syndrome.
[+5] u/youngmacho: ORCL price movement has been weird. Going to keep buying calls
[+5] u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein: so.. turns out 🥭 wandered into the food truck looking for more pie slices. they close the truck w him and his body man inside and drive off. nobody knew where potus was. pie and lattes.
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: >**~~stocks only go up~~**
>**~~stocks only go down~~**
>**stocks only go SIDEWAYS**
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Just took a frisbee break and a truck driver joined in. Sorry your life has no whimsy.
[+5] u/Mother_Big9112: No one trusts trumps rambling at this point, pump it
[+5] u/B1GH05S: this is not a dead cat bounce, pull up the weekly
[+13] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Karoline Leavitt (28 years old) will be stepping down as White House Press Secretary to spend more time with her family including her husband (61 years old)
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: KAROLINE LEAVITT IS A PIGGY
[+7] u/Different-Run7276: Fuck you Burry from an NBIS bull
[+6] u/westcoastlink: If you're not buying nbis calls at 10x leverage at these levels what are you even doing
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: SPCX pumping! Cathie Wood was right all along... why didnt I listen 😓everyone here saying it's a shit stock
[+5] u/NerdSlamPo: GOOG is the weirdest stock in the market right now. feels like MSFT did a month ago
[+5] u/Synergiex: Close the casino. I wanna see earnings results
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: Burry - NBIS puts like shooting at fish in a barrel
NBIS +30%
LMAO
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: I think its time for a buffet tonight 🙂
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Up or down I have a feeling today is gonna be nuts
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: The books were cooked to a perfect 160F let's go
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: CNBC reporting K-shaped economy may be over lmao
[+5] u/General-Oil293: Great job to chef and line cooks
[+5] u/Bulky_Musician8464: What the fuck META, Jesus this is horrible
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: There it goes nvida rape the bears
[+5] u/andytobbles: This face ripper on memory and semis is about to be fun I bet
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: wtf is up with this pussy ass drop on open?
[+5] u/nycimt: MU? Going for highs......
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Bots pushing WEN and HTZ lol
[+5] u/nycimt: MU is done for the day unless Trump sends a taco tweet
[+5] u/refugeebanker: Has there has never been a better time to short restaurants? These companies suck, but at all time highs, darden, cheese cake, texas road house, etc,
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: For sure, institutions need to learn how to buy the dip at some point
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: No crying in the casino