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[+15] u/PurpleKush69420: Reminder to slack off at work.
If your boss could legally pay you 3 cents an hour they would.
[+13] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: Dumping right now
Will turn green before market open
Will plummet immediately after market open
Will then quickly recover to be green most of day
Will plummet late afternoon and maybe close red
Red tomorrow
Green Wednesday and Thursday unless macro gets in way
[+13] u/Legitimate_Quail5559: 10x leverage will make you a holy man
[+11] u/jonneh: **Fast-forward to Christmas 2026**
🥭: We are close to a deal, they want a deal so bad! Strait will be open soon!
[+10] u/imsolost3090: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over.
[+9] u/InitialPsychology731: MU and SNDK bounces are in fact dead cat bounces
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU: Here I go dumping again
[+8] u/DingyWingyBopper: Had a Korean roommate in college, dude was naturally charismatic and chad-like. He definitely wouldn’t be selling like the others of his kind
[+8] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Citadel liquidated Leopoor first to make you buy in and now they will liquidate you
[+8] u/EnginrA: MSFT hasn’t stopped chadding since earnings think we see $500 soon
[+8] u/hioman01: They are called semi stocks because their prices are down by half everyday
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: This is not fair. MU is more red than Sandisk. But when they're going green, then Sandisk is more green.
[+7] u/stupidber: I'm old enough to remember GOOG $150
[+7] u/teh_herper: # Looks like Ken Griffin ain't done shaking out semi longs lmao 🤌🤌🤌
[+7] u/TreGet234: My 2x long sandisk etf i bought 2 hours ago is already down 10%.
[+6] u/bananashakewithice: Waiting for that MU gap up like a retard. Take me back to June 2nd plz.
[+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: SPCX is green? We're doomed
[+6] u/Madsen13140: A sword day, a red day , and the sun riseees
[+6] u/GneissFrog: First trading day of the month and we've already got a fresh batch of bagholders who FOMOed in during the overnight gap up before Iran came out with the least surprising denial of all-time.
[+6] u/iBreatheBSB: please comeback RDDT
[+6] u/Brok3Stoner: Come on, open the casino already. Pre market's such a tease.
[+6] u/ebitdasga: Spy green and semis drilling again
[+6] u/todddepri: GameCuck investors are getting dry fucked once again. LMAO
[+6] u/OppositeBread8179: Ready to be gay (for GRND)
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: MU good golly what are you doing
[+5] u/chainerection: Sup fellas long term investors
[+5] u/Opster79two: The Fanta Menace gonna blow this shit up.
[+5] u/Legitimate_Quail5559: I have a feeling in my gut we’re going straight down at opening
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Once I have 10m, I’ll call it quit and travel to live freely.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Bagnificent 7 is baggin’ again
[+5] u/_IsNull: I hope SNDK drop 20% this week and bounce 20% the following week just to see people get margin call.
Fk your calls and puts
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: so funny you blink once and Dram / Semis are down -3%
[+5] u/imsolost3090: SPY go up 🟩📈 Semis go down 🟥📉
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: MU: today I feel… kospi
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Mu will go up as soon as you guys sell your heavy bags
[+5] u/An_Acc0untant_: Feels nice to not have 80% of my port in DRAM 🥲
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: I dont think TACO will save AI. They are very separate matters at this point. Other stocks might rally though like SaaS
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Just got approved a fat line of credit to the sum of 0.5 of my yearly salary. Should I yolo it on one ticker today?
[+5] u/CharacterSell4054: LOL, b\*\*s are fucked.
[+5] u/jonneh: SPY up but MUh memory and my SNDKy 🥀🪦
[+18] u/Boraximus: blue collar workers will never understand the struggle of trying to stay awake at your desk at 3pm after a big lunch
[+15] u/KittyLover-7: No man believes in God more than an atheist praying for breakeven with 1 hour left till expiration
[+14] u/isukforfree: Imagine still holding gamestop. Rest in piss dumb apes 😂
[+14] u/Psychological_Fly109: RKLB 140 - OMG buy best stock ever
RKLB 65 - POS stock space isnt even real
🤔
[+13] u/Happy-Champion1661: I have a lot of RDDT and memory
I am the ultimate bagholder!
[+13] u/Frequent-Nature-630: What if bubble didn’t even started yet?
[+13] u/tothemoon_probably: Just pump mu and quit being retards
[+11] u/WarmCan3034: This sub has made me desensitized to money. I throw away 2k on 0dtes but it takes me hours of slaving away at my job to make that much 🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+11] u/Boraximus: you know what this means for MU:
green premarket: drill on open
red premarket: drill on open
[+10] u/Independent-Bag5875: Is it a good sign for the economy is if the only ads I see are gambling and ai investor apps
[+10] u/PenguinOfB00m: They are hunting for your margin, they know you are leveraged and indebted into AI and it will dump until you're into generational debt.
[+10] u/banana-2139: Fake semi dump, watch it pump at open
[+9] u/AngelNotFound4444: Reminder it isn't a red day for MU & SNDK if they aren't AT LEAST -10% or more. It's tehnically green right now
[+9] u/volckerwasright: Yo look at gamestore Cohen just rugged the apes again
[+9] u/need20goodmen: Memory dump, and then Korea wakes up and sees this shitshow, then they dump. Rinse and repeat till the next liquidation, Citadel sweeps in +10% day, FOMO in, then dump. You think Citadel makes money if stocks only go up? Lmao. They get joy out of YOU not making money.
[+9] u/kaiserx7: This market is based on vibes only 😂
[+9] u/gamersEmpire: MU absolutely getting cucked
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: so mango has been negotiating with himself again ...
[+8] u/znightmaree: Peace in the Middle East and world ✅
Hyperscalers shift their entire business model to buying memory and nothing else ✅
US renames itself to the United States of Micron ✅
\-7%
[+8] u/Boraximus: HOOD needs to drill for about 20 more dollars so i can sell the house and go all in on 5x margin
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: WSB incredibly bearish on memory and space 🤔
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: The Fed members love to talk about how committed they are to inflation, then when it comes time to do anything they’ll let inflation sit above target for 8 years.
Yap yap yap
[+7] u/Rupture123: Genuinely how are we up
[+7] u/patricktu1258: If we don’t bounce here, I am fucked
[+7] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Just pulled an all nighter to submit a take home for a job. Hope I get the job
[+7] u/McClintockC: Ber r getting fukt in their sleep
[+7] u/need20goodmen: Good morning Mr. Exit Liquidity
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: Semi shit the bed again
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Memory wants to dump so bad. Damn it’s over
[+7] u/Alpha_Who: Why is memory dumping though
[+7] u/Street-Badger: Wait a second, did the White House say something over the weekend only for it to be demonstrably false a few days later? Sounds like a huge scandal, I assume everyone involved will resign now.
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: my consolation is SPCX is also red
[+6] u/Live-Ad-5433: Like a mem tard i went with leverage etfs and got destroyed, down 50% but im poor so its only 8k
[+6] u/External_Counter378: When these semi shorts get liquidated it will be glorious.
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: saw a few bers looking for cock before the open
[+6] u/BFox1982: I will buy SPCX at $15
[+6] u/wheels389: I am now shifting to weeklys and not 0DTE, i am growing up..
[+6] u/AggressiveBench7708: Just open already so I can buy mu puts
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA THINKS THEY ARE MORE CREDIBLE THAN THE MEMBERS OF THIS CHAT
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: Honestly I just want some flat days with semi and memory. Need price to form new supports
[+6] u/financiallythriving: We are going to hit S&P ATH today whether you like it or not
[+6] u/NurUrl: ppl selling low and buying high will push the market to a new ATH
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: one day, space will be good again
!banbet ASTS 130 90D
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: Ai please invent a business that’s profitable, run the business, and please deposit profits into my account while keeping enough saved in case of business emergencies. Please do not make any mistakes this time. Also please edit my tinder pics to make me look more buff
[+6] u/Boraximus: next MU support is around $660 and it has a gap to fill on the way down... ouch...
[+5] u/astromouse2024: You know shit is bad when you don’t even trust the info coming from the wh
[+5] u/Numerous_Put4717: WSB is so yesterday. Everyone is on Grindr now
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: is it true that most WSB members come from the grindr's powerbottom community ?
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: It feels like ai can do everything but make money
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: I have a feeling memory might pump
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: I've decided I'm quitting my job
Do I use my last PTO day today and quit tomorrow or just go in today and do it
[+5] u/visionarymind: I remember two weeks ago after GOOGL tanked, negative FCF was really bad
Now it’s causing rallies
🎭
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: I've hated reddit for 10 years but failed to leave it. If that's not a platform worth investing in I don't know what is.
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/wilhelm96: Another semis to boomer rotation day 🎊🎉🥳
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Fat and gay. What a combination
[+5] u/Shrimpf: Will NVDA go up or down
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: My thesis is that it's in Irans best interest to make sure everything is still horrible going into US election season. Puts basically
[+5] u/xeemyy: K-Pop is music for pubescent teenies and mentally deranged seniors. And rapists. Prove me wrong.
[+5] u/claytondpark: Honestly spcx is still prolly overvalued at a $700mn mkt cap which is another -50% from here 😂
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: GUYS LOOK AT ME...IM WINNING SO MUCH 🤗
[+5] u/Boraximus: MU basically undid all of that big green day last week
[+5] u/visionarymind: # 🚀G🚀O🚀L🚀D🚀E🚀N🥭E🚀R🚀A🚀
[+5] u/enigmas59: Really tempted to try and catch the falling knife on RDDT
[+5] u/aa73gc: Apes keep getting diluted but they somehow think it is bullish. Stockholm syndrome
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Shitstonk sub gonna be great today
[+5] u/hashalla9: Is there any difference between SteveWillDoIt and Leopold Aschenbrenner except for how smart each of them think they are?
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: spcx put gang where you at
[+5] u/bmcgin01: Buying SOXL -- no idea if this is too early.
[+25] u/GoZukkYourself: Me watching memory stocks fall without any exposure
https://preview.redd.it/05g6o0tlm5hh1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74e07d81037c982ca42f6f414c55755f8dbd5e9
[+22] u/burner-account-44: https://preview.redd.it/mjfphr2ml5hh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=466ec6befebcf6a006c3f8882bd21409fc55f4de
A typical memory & semiconductor bull looking at their portfolio this morning behind Wendy’s counter.
[+18] u/Ltheman00: congrats market makers, you have achieved me having max pain. is that what you wanted??
go fuck yourselves
[+18] u/Spy300: >BREAKING: Strategy sold another 1,638 BTC worth $104.7M.
>Strategy hasn't bought Bitcoin for 6 weeks straight.
Who will buy your bags, Saylor?
[+17] u/orcassharks: Looks like my Puts might print after all despite 🥭 best efforts
Fuck that loser man. This is not how you fight a war.
[+16] u/I_work_too_much: I swear to god this buttfucking shitbird that mows his lawn every other day at 6AM with the loudest mower ever constructed is flirting with a savage beating.
[+14] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: Fuck this bear bullshit on MU the stock has fallen apart while theyre bringing in, what, 43 BILLION IN REVENUE LAST QUARTER!? With CRAZY margins...then second I buy puts it will skyrocket...
[+14] u/Boiledhours: MU at 1200 “it’s too expensive and overvalued, Ill wait till it’s below 800”
MU below 800 “not worth buying it’s lost its momentum”
[+14] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: Data centers in space was your cue that the market is manic
[+13] u/qx2: There is no market, just a bunch of bros running a theta suck algorithm on the daily, flipping sectors to pretend market movement on fake news.
[+13] u/Amitriptylinekoning: my diet is 50% cortisol and 50% the skin of my fingers
[+13] u/kumako10: Welp, going to spend the next hour looking at charts only for it to not mean anything at market open
[+13] u/TheSauce69: It’s a great beautiful bullish Monday after winning the war against Iran again 💪💪
[+12] u/kairepaire: Just don't trade any options nor tech stocks and your portfolio will survive the rest of this year
[+12] u/chessmathster16: How many cores can a coreweave weave if a coreweave could weave cores?
[+12] u/drakilian: They're eating the Semis and the Memory
[+12] u/oliver2022: semis bros i’m not feeling good
[+12] u/No-Intention-8907: Should I be worried about US buying yen of massive debtor Japan to protect its own massive debt?
[+12] u/Bam2458: Guys the AI boom is over, it’s all about the railroad revolution now.
[+11] u/iamjt: Fucks sake just rein in bibi and call it a day.
[+11] u/jerome-yellen: I miss the good old times when saying bers fuk was actually funny, now it's everyday, no joy
[+11] u/Get_dat_money: Grinder gunna dump, someones getting paid to shill it here. Get some morons to be exit liquidity
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Ngl it might be over for memory
[+10] u/HighwayExotic2808: Saw someone seriously saying “low volume” as if we are not watching premarket
[+10] u/Olorin444: So what is the new made up reason for the MU dump?
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Today: 'dumb mu bag holding trash, you idiots never learn'
Sometime down the road not far from now: 'man can't believe I didn't buy that dip, fucking rigged shit market'
[+10] u/MrsEveryShot: this girl I started dating a month ago just asked for $500 for her nails and hair. time for her to find a new man
[+10] u/PositiveEdge4361: This is getting slightly ridiculous now
[+10] u/rampagepete: This smells of a bear trap 🐻 💩 I think semis are ripping on open
[+10] u/Specific-Path3179: amerifats are about to sink the global economy to win a war they can't win
[+10] u/CornMonkey-Original: it’s always Monday morning around now, that I realize all the planning & preparation for the casino over the weekend was a complete waste of time. . .
[+10] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Entry on SNDK 1270 3 months ago. Feels like a fever dream
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Just ignore that feeling in your gut that this is all going tits up
[+9] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: Another interesting day jhere on the memory and spcx daily discussion thread
[+9] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Let's face it... MU went way too high, way too fast.
[+9] u/kairepaire: SPY pretty much back to ATH. The dip basically didnt even happen
[+9] u/Damerman: This market is nauseating at this point.
Reacting to trumps tweets is getting as stupid as the audience laugh track playing when steve urkel says his tag line.
[+8] u/housemouse431: people either calling for new ATH or death drop...what if we just chop in a 3 percent range for the next 2 years 🤯
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Spy gonna open at 749.99 and dump
[+8] u/Rexultdis: Mango is probably pouting that he couldn’t fix this lmao
[+8] u/Critical_Paper6944: How about we start rotating into mu and sndk haha guys come on
[+8] u/Unhedged-Fund: Money is made when buying feels uncomfortable
[+8] u/kairepaire: European stock market is on track to outperform US stock market second year in a row
[+8] u/BriackYOLO: What did you take this early morning ?
[+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Never red again. Hope you boiz loaded up calls. Because we are in Venezuela economy mode. To the fucking moon.
[+7] u/Infamous_Protection3: I’m so happy i full ported googl last week
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Idk why ppl dumping ai sticks when clearly most of the people here need to use it to form a coherent sentence💀
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: so the narrative is institutions had/have to keep selling memory because the positions ballooned way over their allowed percentage of portfolio, right? but then doesn't that mean institutions were not the ones bidding it +1000% all the way up? so who was? no way leveraged Korean retail swings dick like that.
[+7] u/JumperNew: why the fuck it keep rising when i am short
[+7] u/Careless-Ad-2400: qqq is detaching from spy ...
[+7] u/JayWhizz007: Last few days for MM’s to shake you out before semis earnings stay strong and you will be rewarded.
Calls on semis puts on software will be the play this month. As per $MU nothing to worry it will be at ATH as its earnings get closer.
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: MU up down up down up down up down
Bouncing like my wives tits when she's riding her boyfriend
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Micron jumping between exact numbers, what the fuck
[+7] u/unseamingcarrot: Palantir, SanDisk, and AMD not rallying into earnings is a good sign
[+7] u/Traditional-Cloud154: How is the early access API thing legal?
[+7] u/Poland_Spring10: I unloaded my Google calls to buy nbis and sndk. Someone tell me it’s gonna be ok if I believe in myself
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: My favorite insight about the Leopold guy is
His first experience working at a fund was with SBFs fraud altruism fund
And he removed that from his LinkedIn
[+7] u/Czyzzle: MU taking belt to ass
[+7] u/United-Dot-2814: You didn't add "make no mistake" at the end of the prompt, the AI took all your money away instead.
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: Sandisk earnings are gonna send QQQ back to March lows
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Just went on Grindr to do some dd
Literal shrek cocks everywhere
All in GRND
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: If we have bulls and bears in markets, then what’s a twink?
Only bears can answer
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: What are you doing step-MU??
Please help me, I'm stuck... with these bags
[+6] u/No-Magazine-4717: Shits about to dump. Buy puts after the first. 30 min run up
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Spacex sub 100 when?
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: My son just told me he's a bear. What am I going to say to the other dad's at the hunting lodge this year? 🤬
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: So we rotating back into AAPL now huh
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Oh…its one of those kind of days.
[+6] u/RisingSerpent222: When I buy calls: chop, theta, reversal
When I don’t buy calls: insane god candles to the moon
[+6] u/Alti23: Nvda, plz u gotta hit 220
[+6] u/Evander85: Someone get me caught up to why AI/memory is dumping
[+6] u/fun_anxiety146: Another cooked day for MU
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Wait stonks are selling off after the fake TACO pump?
Oh no, that sucks
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: I was promised a pump. Wtf
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: MU has crazy double bullish divergence on the MACD but TA is also bullshit so
[+6] u/rampagepete: mu below $800 is free money every time
[+6] u/PandoraBot: I got woken up by my cat like 2 hours early than I normally wake up for work and wasn't able to sleep since that, and now it's time for work fml
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Im not even a tech bull but mu sub 700 has to be tempting
[+6] u/davidbigham: Believe it or not, SPY calls
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Amd is back to doing what it does best. Destroy my calls
[+6] u/MustardQuenelle: Sell at premarket, buy 30 mins after market open, profit
[+6] u/beerstearns: Don’t forget to buy puts today ahead of the next ceasefire collapse. This opportunity only comes once a month.
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: I fear for NBIS bagholders, today they don’t have that +7-8% pre market cushion before cliff diving at open
[+6] u/OldContract9559: Haven’t you heard the good news? The Iran war is about to be over for the 40th time.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Wake up to see everything red.. except it's only what you're holding
[+5] u/rampagepete: we probably dump, but stay above last weeks lows, skyrocket on SNDK earnings reaffirming semis, dump again the next day 🤷
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: Another stinker for memory today
[+5] u/theitalianpastaboi: Who is Marge and why is she calling me?
[+5] u/Samjabr: Never forget:
\- Futures lies
\- Bitches lie
[+5] u/botswanahump: Told you guys yesterday, i bought MU calls means its gonna dump insane
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: It wasnt even a dip its just a fake narrative about a 25 year old to make you think nows the time to buy or some shit..
Price is controlled to the penny
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: Oh no memory bro what are you doing
[+5] u/poopyplayer69: pamp mememory so can they make ai sexbots..
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: FFS, how many regards are getting margin called for them to delever in semis rn.
[+5] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Why is AMD dropping? I thought they were having an earnings call
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: The posture the dude on bloomberg has is screaming for medical intervention holy shit dude built like a lawn chair
[+5] u/JackORoses: When will MSFT change its name to MacroHard AI?
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $GOOGL back to $400+ this week??
[+5] u/sck178: How do you say "leveraged to the tits" in Korean?
[+5] u/MundaneExtension3195: why is $AMC poppin right now?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Bols so cocky this morning
Lmao
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: It cant go even lower right?
MU: "watch me"
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Got downvoted last night for being skeptical about the pump lmao
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Generation broccoli has the best tools to cheat thru college and they still fail out.
[+5] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: On the one hand, my entire portfolio is invested only in AMD, on the other hand, everything is only in stocks. Do I belong here?
[+5] u/PeggingOnMolly: Taco no longer working the end is near
[+5] u/powerboner: SNDK fucking loves moving 10% THE WRONG WAY. FUCK. Why did I buy calls on Friday 😔
[+5] u/Poland_Spring10: I don’t like this pre market
[+5] u/fun_anxiety146: Citadel dumping memory?
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Why would I ever buy puts when I know this shits just going back to ATH lmao.
[+5] u/Mrsir300: The market is trying to tell 🥭 that war is bullish. His hands are too soft
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Really wasted that ceasefire announcement doing it on a Saturday night
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Sorry memory folks, msft is too green for this shi
[+5] u/JustLurkCarryOn: It’s so annoying living through “interesting times”
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: NVDA is getting dick punched
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Semis getting killed 😬
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: So the only reason we pumped was low volume because of the Spiderman
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: SPY green
Semi red
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: That Ryan Cohen hype was quite misplaced
[+5] u/maxpax43: Apes diluted again lol
[+5] u/BullishonOptions: Apparently the current pumping and dumping state is not achieving past results.
[+5] u/nolesfan6414: Loving everything up but memory, those people are so insufferable
[+5] u/GrandpasGravy: All that complaining when robinhood was only giving you one share of ipo space sex. They were trying to help you.
[+5] u/-OkemaN-: looks grim, I'm all in
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Oh brother this market stinks
[+5] u/steem99: [Iran says no talks are under way with United States after Trump calls off attacks](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/trump-says-iran-talks-take-place-monday-sets-no-deadline-deal-2026-08-02/)
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Please memory baby please
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: God I want to call in and do bad shit so bad.
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: I sold msoft for a loss last week.
[+5] u/wmzula: I could have had bunch of META instead I got bunch of SKHY. Don't be me
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: Do us plebs even make a difference in the market ?
[+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: I predict up and flat and then big dump Tuesday
[+5] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: Buy Stocks you use everyday. iPhone, YouTube, lowballing in FB marketplace and RDDT
[+5] u/green4543: Dump in pre always lead to pump in open
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Liquidity grab in premarket? You are funny.
[+21] u/ljl1986: Space X IPO has to be one of the biggest scams of all time
[+18] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Gentlemen, it is my pleasure to inform you I won $4 in the Powerball drawing on Saturday.
[+17] u/Forzaisruntergeladen: Semis going to zero. China has invented Quarterconductors.
[+17] u/Connect_Piccolo6801: Worst fucking summer since Covid
[+16] u/JudgmentCharming355: NEVER EVER BUY A GREEN STOCK, ALWAYS BUY THE DIP
[+15] u/fraggin601: The country is being blatantly manipulated and you’re all FINE with it.
Calls I guess bro fuck it nothing fucking matters anyways let me get wiped this week.
[+14] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: I miss the days when our biggest problems were the government pushing 69 genders and grown men in bikinis down the street
[+14] u/RebornCritic: I just wish I had 5 million so I could fuck off
[+13] u/CerebrumMortuus: We're either going up, down, or staying flat.
Guaranteed
[+12] u/Successful-End7689: You know shits bad when kospi is only down 5% is actually good news lol
[+12] u/Chance-Duty-9453: This is my favourite part of the day as a Europoor, my port is happily green but I know you sneaky Amerifats are about to drill the lot
[+12] u/WeaknessEmergency: Wanting a girlfriend is for the uneducated
[+11] u/mirkimirk: if semis are over my gambling is too, i dont know anything about the world besides semis. and i dont know anything about them either i guess
[+11] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Dump at Open, calls at lunch time into closing. You’re welcome.
[+11] u/BlueDAuvergne: Im living my life all wrong. Im working hard to build a company that produces healthy profits with complex products that takes years to scale and grow and produces actual benefit to society
Instead I should just sell AI titties to this degenerate regarded parasocial-goon generation with fap now pay later because you guys also dont have any fucking money, just a love for debt
[+11] u/pain474: IRAN DEAL IS COMING!!! Premarket: +0.5%
IRAN REJECTS DEAL!!! 0.1% dip.
[+10] u/JoeSimps123: Tehran leadership denies their in talks with u.s.
Who's trump negotiating with then?
[+10] u/twostroke1: Line of people have been banging on the porta john shidder door at work for the last hour.
Find your own gambling hiding place ya fuckin knobs.
The nerve of some people I swear.
[+10] u/TripleChen_LLC: Feels like market wants to drop at open then pump to ATH
[+10] u/n0m0rem0ney: computer, here 10 dollar, turn into 10,000 now
[+9] u/jamieperkins9999: Im balls deep. A small swing could wipe me out or make me rich
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: *US military asks troops for "creative and unconventional" ideas to punish Iran, CNN reports*
We should put the spam callers on them. Your cars extended warranty expiring 100x a day will make them fold
[+9] u/EdoTensei10: Did people wake up and decide that Chips are not cool anymore?
[+9] u/LaHhxL: Semis and memory bleeding again
[+9] u/Big_Love_3070: Looks dumpy as hell tbh
[+9] u/Own_Purple229: Is it too much to ask for RKLB to go up 400% today?
[+9] u/Gold-Bid-6169: So much Spy related dumping except Spy itself lol classic
[+9] u/tptpp: https://preview.redd.it/gafiws4sp5hh1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1094e8d5cc6d87113418daa7e8a066e0b1a53a5
[+8] u/ultrastonk1997: SPY ATH today??? lets get it
[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Jersey mikes options go live in less than an hour and yall are talking semis? Smdh
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: This entire Bessent Yen intervention is 100% to get the 10yr back in line
[+8] u/aftherith: M.I.C.R.O.N. Money Is Cascading Rapidly Onthewayto Nothing
[+8] u/Club-Loud: EuroRich clocking out, going to enjoy my work life balance. Don't mess this up Americans 👁👅👁
[+8] u/DroidArbiter: ITS THE PERIMETERS OF A PLAN. I mean if that isn't Peace Prize material I don't know what is?
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Fellow bulls, the bears are cucking us
[+8] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Everybody who is freaking out in the comments are all regards holding calls on Semis lol
[+8] u/crazyfool319: I just wanted to take a second to congratulate America for winning the war against Iran for the 38th time this year
[+8] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Iran declares it is “not currently holding any talks” with the U.S., despite Tru??TACO announcing negotiations would begin Monday."
[+8] u/Prize_Box_4762: Bruh it's like up 1,000,000% YTD lol
[+7] u/SecretlyARaven: AAPL and SPY 0dte calls kinda day, let’s ruin my future
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: Can’t wait for MU to dump another 10% at open while I wither away in fetal position
[+7] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: This market and the Hormuz News is like Charlie Brown trying to kick a football. Keeps falling for the same shit every week somehow. "Talks going well" works on the algos every fucking time
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: The memory to the moon crowd after it ran 1000% is pure WSB
[+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I honestly wonder if they just take some actors and put them in a room with mango, and tell him that he is negotiating like a big boy.
[+7] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Memory trade is over guys pack it up
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Been on the phone almost 2 hours with my doctors office and their mega corpo patient services. Getting run around and contradictory bs, keep getting transferred to different people.
Can we like burn the healthcare system to the ground and just start over? 🙏 Thanks!
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Cramer “sticking by” INTC for his investors club
Kiss 💋 of death if you ask me
[+7] u/BubblyZone3752: I'm about to be liquidated wish me luck
[+7] u/Deshen87: Let the massive rotation into software stocks begin ✅💵
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: The new spidey movie is ass , you have shit taste if you think this MCU slop is good , MCU slop hasn't been the same since Avengers Endgame , that was peak
[+6] u/minimal_stat: Alexa fold 3 cardboard boxes into a home for me
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Squawk Box has somehow become even more worthless and unwatchable.
[+6] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: The year is 2033, NVDA ttm revenue is 1.1 trillion dollars and it trades at 198.5 per share
[+6] u/unarmed_fish: Memory bols real close for $ROPE
[+6] u/guccioli: I really really need this mu movement to be very fake
[+6] u/Grandmaparty: Daily reminder that everyone pumping asts will fucking lie to you about the stock to get you to buy.
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Anyone else have a tiny wiener?
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Rotation back into saas until tomorrow
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: memory/semis dead and software already pumped 😑... any new ideias for market open?
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: looking like a black monday setup
[+6] u/wowthisislong: I guess advanced money destroyer is doing its thing again
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Need GOOGL to gap up shrek cock up to 400+
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: MU calls at open? :)
[+6] u/ercanbas: SPY is a criminal enterprise
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Semi stocks are done
[+6] u/CheapHero91: sandisk just recovered from -7% in like 5 minutes
[+6] u/MrDee97: MAG7 believers where are you 👀
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: things are getting serious, taking off the patagonia fleece for open
[+5] u/codespyder: GOOG calls after earnings drop was the easiest play ever
So easy that I forgot to do it
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Cnbc... 5 mins of talking, 10 of the same ads on repeat
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: AMD will save the semi's this week right?
[+5] u/aftherith: New ATL on SPCX premarket. It thirsts for the double digits.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: AMZN bouncing on it crazy style
[+5] u/Particular-Nose-8932: SPY pumping it's heart out before the market open dump
[+5] u/avsfan0829: The market hasnt even begun to crash
[+5] u/SecretlyARaven: 0dte spy and aapl calls fellas, let’s burn this fucker (our ports) down
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: WSB looking for creative and unconventional ways to lose money.
[+5] u/MoleMan199: I guess I got full port 0dte puts at 1030
[+5] u/boose36: SPY pump to 756 by noon today and then dump
[+5] u/BodomDeth: I wanna full port into soxx but i feel like the sell off isn’t finished yet
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: Sounds too bullish on reddit in here. Gonna buy puts.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Believe it or NOT BALLS 🏈
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Memory isn’t dropping nearly hard enough for bears to be this excited. Their buttholes are in danger.
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: AMD earnings will send Bears into hibernation
[+5] u/ljl1986: Elon and his cronies pulled a reverse Robin Hood. Robbing the poor blind to give to the rich.
[+5] u/StunnerP: I feel like it's a bear trap
[+5] u/Hairy-Internal2307: OPEEEEEN THE CASINO!!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Kospi basically tells us every day how the ai trade is gonna go
Ridiculous.
We are monkeys now
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: A market of pure dirt
[+5] u/IBUYVOTES: Memory is going to remain really scarce for at least another year, but it could be up to two years (or more). Were hearing this repeatedly in the various earning calls, so nothing prescient about that observation. We also know that much of the dump we are seeing is due to deleveraging / forced selling (thanks Ross). A reasonable sized buy/hold in MU or one of the other beat to hell memory tickers seems defensible at this point.
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: FOMO turning into JOMO (Joy Of Missing Out)
[+5] u/MJsHoopEarring: Never thought I'd be praying for Grindr to save my port but here we are
[+5] u/kemar7856: Stop blaming Korea 🤣
[+5] u/Beagle001: This whole thread right now is just a list of hopes and prayers.
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: This is quite a rugpull.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: We have scrambled eggs and Sicilian potatoes for breakfast at Citadel today
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
[+5] u/doscervezas2017: Why is everyone always thinking the semi industry is going to rocket? With driver shortages, rising diesel prices, high cost of equipment maintenance, concerns about environmental impact, and a growing movement to buy local, I think Mack and Peterbuilt are on their way out.
[+5] u/ercanbas: Spy deserves to be at $300
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: Thanks for memory, thanks for the memory
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: How many divorces is the memory market going to cause lmao
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Bear trap….resume the pump!
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Back from my 1month ban. Fat neckbeard Mod here didn't like I made a 🥭 related joke. And really believes they have have some type of power messaging in my inbox. News flash....ban me, it won't change how little I care
[+5] u/codespyder: The bear rug pull of the morning of August 4, 2026 will be spoken in lore for generations
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: SPY will hit ATH this week
[+5] u/Confident-Camel9201: Can we all admit goog bulls were right when they said it was oversold?
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: I went to a few concerts recently and I always zone the fuck out , like I would be watching the performance but I'm not even processing it. It must be the autism/adhd shit. I think alcohol will help so that is what I will do next time.
[+5] u/TheNplus1: If you bought the top, you’ve been a very naughty boy.
[+5] u/twostroke1: What’s wild is that it hasn’t been a trillion shed.
[+18] u/YTLupo: BREAKING: FURTHER EXPLOSIONS HEARD COMING FROM BEARS PORT
[+11] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: got a bad feeling about this one fellas
[+11] u/Isaythereisa-chance: Made $5600 on goog and apple today. Going to start a hedge fund soon
[+10] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’m sorry but trading this is impossible. It’s clearly someone moving numbers around the board to fuck over as many people as possible.
[+10] u/NecessarySun894: if you're not shorting here, just go home and play with your dolls
[+10] u/ManyManufacturer6090: 5 likes and ill yolo 0dte calls right here
[+10] u/DrummerCompetitive20: No way this keeps going. Puts
[+9] u/Careful-Advance8513: Loading up on Microsoft and Google these last several months was cheating
[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: They're just doing the slow drag up to bait puts, don't give these scumbags your money
[+8] u/onDetop: msft bagholders went thru hell for the past year, yall deserve this, see u at 600
[+8] u/SirPanic12: Fucking MU is the biggest piece of shit ever fuck this garbage
[+8] u/Tanpopomon: SPY: Green.
Everything I hold: Red.
**OKLO clowns. MU kiddies. Semi sissies. RKLB regards. We are never coming back.**
[+8] u/QueenAlicat: Well I bought puts on everything and now I’m crying in the casino 😂😂😂
[+8] u/Utilize3372: Actually impressive how fake everything is. Not even a house of cards. It's a hologram of cards
[+8] u/Jolly_Collar_9830: Bought puts in spy so it will rip 755
[+8] u/Sp0kenTruth: LOST MY LAST 300 TODAY......................... ITS BEEN REAL YALL LMFAOOOO. WENT UNDEFEATED IN JUNE AND JULY TOOK THAT SHIT RIGHT BAC
[+7] u/SirPanic12: Now I understand why diversification is so important…
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: Ok the old man needs to fucking die
Fuck you kid raper Trump. Rapist in Chief
Hedge funds and your employess- you can all get some aggressive form of cancer. I really hope you do.
[+7] u/AdExtension3875: ho lee shit im making so much money
[+7] u/berkoh: Glad my port is 50% google. Perfectly balances out the 50% memory and neocloud side of things.
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: MAG7 GOING VERTICAL LMAO
[+7] u/No-Bluebird-7326: lost 8k on GOOGL earnings, doubledowned, up 17k
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: I’m still a memory bull. Fight me.
[+7] u/Namtabmal: GOOGLE dipped 10% ten days ago and is now above 5% even bedore that drop. Meta drppped 10% and now has recovered that in even less time. This marker has nothing to do with fundamentals. Its just gamblers and dip buyers and vibes.
[+7] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Most of yall bought memory at the top and sold the mag 7s at the bottom
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Algos going cross-eyed trying to decide who to fuck but the poor people's money is spread everywhere right now, no way to fuck us all retards
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: excuse me the fuck is this? All the worry is gone, suddenly?
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Watch the rug in 7 minutes
[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: Finally, a green day. I don't have to forage for raccoon roadkill and extract their penis bones anymore. Fuck you, Etsy. I quit!
[+7] u/SangerGRBY: https://preview.redd.it/p85vaifj86hh1.png?width=648&format=png&auto=webp&s=80755d9283a31e12b31c0acb7a5858135e08780c
El Mango actually posted this
[+7] u/NoBlock3917: What the hell is this market
[+6] u/anonopium: IRAN LITERALLY SAID NO TALKS HAPPENING THIS WAR IS GOING TO HAPPEN
[+6] u/sleepygarner: MU ends 900 EOD easy
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: 5% pump on all hyperscalers today. Insane
[+6] u/bigfan49: Touched 20k for the first time in my life today we’re getting there
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: The world is healing. Mag7 has been, is, and always will be the play.
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Bag7 back to mag let’s go
[+6] u/jijitalk: MSFT BEARS LOOOOOOOOOL. ENJOY BEING BANKRUPTED AND YOUR SUBWAY RIDE HOME YOU MISERABLE LITTLE FUCKING TEDDY BEARS. I’M GONNA HAVE YOUR WIFE LICK SOME CAVIAR OFF MY BALLS IN THE MEANTIME.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Imagine doubting MSFT? Literally too big to fail. LMAO retards really thought it would go lower than $350
[+6] u/Myrajes: It’s like repeatedly slamming my dick in my desk drawer
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU dying has been my biggest trading disappointment this year
[+6] u/big-baller-47: No longer bag7 baby MAG7 is sooo back
[+6] u/Turbulent-Year2663: Whoever bought Puts thank you!
[+6] u/CompetitiveReindeer7: "OK pump everything but make sure MU remains below $800"
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # OH MY GOD
# JUST LOOK AT SPY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/hayleybts: I'm officially in a ber trap
[+6] u/solidsneeze: talks will start Monday ...*"I didn't say which Monday, though"*
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Congrats those who bought "the BAG7" and had conviction all along while semis were ripping
https://preview.redd.it/2b2l6amm36hh1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8c1ea607374155b86210d6f5f19a9955c1dc10
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Genuinely so funny to watch them desperately prop this up
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: this is how MSFT investors felt when memory was always green and mSFT was red for 6 months straight. this is just the beginning im afraid for mag 7. this is amzn and msfts year
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: That dopamine hit when you make $20k+ in 10 minutes.
[+6] u/Rez-_-: Great job market you went all the way to the exact tick to knock me all the way out let’s see you go down now you fucking piece of shit no fucking way
[+6] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Yields collapsing, oil falling. Ya we gonna rally to the moon.
[+6] u/turtleofgirth: SPY is gonna sell off for a bit here within the next 15 minutes.
[+6] u/PyloPower: WE'RE IN A BUBBLE IN A BUBBLE IN A BUBBLE
[+6] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: no volume pump, rug pull incoming
[+6] u/Supertainment: bols are so cocky, but will disappear just like their premium when this manipulated rally drops out
[+6] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: this just shows that premarket is useless
[+6] u/killainvest: Puts for a small pull back are so tempting
[+6] u/Old_Geologist_6603: Fraud every focking day. Dogshit market.
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Bers crying so hard rn
[+6] u/Jealous-Fix5015: if spacex is up something fishy is going on
[+6] u/Kickboy21: LEOPOLD SOLD FOR A LOSS?
PUMP IT
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Well since pltr is going to pump 130, puts it is
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: BAG 7 INVESTORS WE ARE SO BACK
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I sold msft way too early. My mama raised a bitch feelsbad
[+5] u/DryFrog3343: IM QUITTING MY JOB TMRW IM QUITTING MY JOB TMRW
[+5] u/riteofpass: Fuck is going in this morning constantly flipping green to red to green to red
[+5] u/vermilli21: Market is cooked if I'm making money off MSFT calls
[+5] u/studybreak15: Literally held MSFT through all the lows and sold it all on Thursday and today’s price action hurts
[+5] u/HighDINSLowStandards: The age of memory is over and the age of the hyperscaler is now
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: This sub way way more fun before algos ruined options
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Face rippers everyday. I'm 40k richer since last wednesday
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Is nvda even a mag 7 anymore ?
[+5] u/Theelitelife: buy put today or tmrw spcx
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Thank god I got those meta calls last week and didn’t listen to you fools
[+5] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Did Zuckerberg open the strait of Hormuz
[+5] u/big-baller-47: Fuck it pump MU to 2000
[+5] u/Anonn39: lol memories can't pick a fucking direction. MU flat, SKHY and Samsung down, Kioxia and SNDK up
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: This rug pull is about to be GLORIOUS..🥹🥹🥹
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Omg are bers gonna be okay?
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: this market is literally aids
[+5] u/liftacules: NVDA calls at open PRINTED
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: What is happening lmao
[+5] u/lococommotion: PARABOLIC EUPHORIA. We close +2.5%
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Day = good
Port = saved
Job = fucked
well, you can't win them all!
[+5] u/joeyeats: move for the day already happened flat or down to close
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: RISE MU, that cxmt news was the most obvious FUD article ever
[+5] u/No_Current3675: thank you mr leotard for the cheap shares.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: space sex two digits today fucking lol
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: MSFT is now the big boss?
[+5] u/palmtreeforeveryone: today is going to be a huge day
[+5] u/CJTheHermit: memory fighting for its life not to drill
[+5] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Not a good day to be ballz deep in Semis
[+5] u/big-baller-47: They pumping Mag7 and dumping MU
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Is memory gonna bleed for a few days until another 20% pump to bring it back to the beginning of the week?
[+5] u/Historical-Fun-2536: A brief look at what life could be like without this dumbfuck war.
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: All this for a chatbot.
[+5] u/Snowman33001: It’s 10:09 but it feels like 4:09pm
[+5] u/lococommotion: I will never buy a put again
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Did the Nvda pump run out of steam or
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Now this is pod racing
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Pretty proud I’m beating SPY this year (I wasn’t 40 min ago)
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: MSFT +$100 in a week wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card
[+5] u/Just-Tangelo5667: So your telling me semis will pump?🥹
[+5] u/Bombingit: Mu to 1 million today
[+5] u/DynoJoe27: These moves dont make any sense lol
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: MSFT is a great example of patience, just takes one or two days to shrek parabolically, gone back to last year's highs
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: I'm just a retard, standing in front of SPY, asking it to take a .5% flash dip.
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Single stock futures turned out to be a flop.
No liquidity even when both London and New York are open 🥀
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: I'm balding before 30 and that's low key got me fucked up. Calls on HIMS
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: SPY poots will be wealth generators lmao
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Highly regarded president
[+5] u/XstraCrispy: SNDK from down -7.5% to green in less than 30 mins lmao
[+5] u/Incognadeau: When rug? RSI is insane
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Go memory go, fuk u bers
[+5] u/poooRch_mk7: Fuck Microsoft, I make 300 and now I’m down 400
[+5] u/Own_Implement4380: Sold my NVDA MU calls for 3x. Lovely holiday as a Canadian
[+5] u/ATXPibble: Are we really pumping just because Donnie lied about being in talks with Iran? Iran has already denied it…
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: What is the fud about memory besides cook and burry? And the stupid Chinese company that isn't a competitor..
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Rotation out of semis back into MAG7 lmfao
[+5] u/Jaded_Industry2086: Bull trap see yall when stocks down soon
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: is this USD/Yen thing a nothingburger for the market?
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Well Mr. Market listened to me when I said, let me break even, I just want my money back. Then it proceeded to moon after I sold at break even lol. Aint even mad, since I got what I wanted, but now that it continues to moon, I am sad.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: WTF did they do last night? DRAM was up bigly
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Thinking about MU calls over SNDK earnings cause that might be the thing that ends this bear market for memory
[+5] u/waitamiasuspect: The sweet smell of soxs
[+18] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: It's impressive how wrong I can be about the market.
[+15] u/Tricky_Recording5222: If you ever feel sad just remember there’s ppl that bought puts at open this morning
[+14] u/mp7000000000: THEY NUKED THE PORT OF BEARMUZ
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: If your port is red on a +1% SPY day, that's on you
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #War is back: SPY down -0.2%
#War canceled: SPY up 2%
#Every single time LMAO🤌
[+11] u/RJNavarrete: # Bears real quiet right about now
[+11] u/AdCritical5383: 🥭 selling quick access to his posts is the most dystopian unhinged capitalism insanity we’ve seen in a minute and I’m here for it.
[+11] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: see i told yall, i buy puts and it pumps, i buy calls and it dumps. and i bought puts 6 minutes ago
[+11] u/TokiAsuma: Losing money is worse but the second worse thing has got to be sniping the bottom then selling for peanuts before it just giga pumps.
[+11] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Everything is a scam, everything is a lie
[+10] u/LaserBeamer17: Brutal hour long bull trap this morning
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: This is the bear extinction-level event I was telling you guys about
[+10] u/doortoNarnia: just bought a singular 0dte put, 2 minutes later -30%
[+9] u/igotthis_man: All this just to dump back in an hour
[+9] u/ThekidHache: Insane that people think MU won’t run past ATH’s prior to earnings again. Easiest dip i ever bought
[+9] u/TheMallard1: Stand back im about to buy something
[+9] u/EquivalentMobile7883: When I go full retard I lose 50k, when I don’t go full retard enough I leave 50K on the table
[+8] u/RealSchweddy: We all have seen this before, SPY will continue pumping all day without a pull back
[+8] u/AntiOriginalUsername: I think there’s enough hopium in the market to break a new ATH on SPY.
[+8] u/mp7000000000: I just bought some 0DTE 753p's to ensure we continue to rip today
[+8] u/bmault: I hope you all got rich today
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: it's not dumping. time to buy overpriced calls.
[+8] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Now it's safe free risk heaven
[+7] u/ILoveWesternCenter: NBIS taking care of me better than hookers and drugs rn
[+7] u/Captain-Vimes: Thank you SPCX for giving me one more chance to load up on puts
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Thousands of retards holding puts and praying, including myself
[+7] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Citadel going around buying bear portfolios. You can have mine too Kenny, I'll give you a good price (7 mcnuggets)
[+7] u/Bcider: Huge Rug pool coming
[+7] u/alcoholischeaper: Who's buying this shit
[+7] u/Ok_Material3073: Very healthy market. AI that makes no revenue, gas prices high because of on/off war, and market value increases by 1 trillion dollars off a tweet. I know the market is irrational, but this is something else.
[+7] u/micheelay: Does anyone here even understand what a rug pull is 💀
[+7] u/RealSchweddy: That was your “dip” bears, hope you got out. What goes down must come up
[+7] u/Jerikolol: **friday:** holy shit RDDT is down 300k out of 50M american users, SELL THIS SHIT -24%
**monday:** holy shit RDDT is actually pretty cool, buy this shit +7.88%
*efficient market at work*
[+7] u/General-Oil293: Is someone documenting all this
[+7] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Bought SPCX puts because i am retarded like that.
[+7] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Thursday is the first day pre IPO investors can sell their shares lol
[+6] u/Les7X: jfc MU just go green you fucking pos
[+6] u/qui_tam_gogh: I’m not gonna feel anything unless it goes to infinity or zero
[+6] u/OfficerTenBagger: best pump for last. lets go MU
[+6] u/Cabin_bldr: What in the actual fuck is going on here
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: That feeling of selling your calls early....
Its ok. Making money in this market is still a blessing
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Bers , apologize right now.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: ought first ever puts here. we might V harder since i get inversed in everything
[+6] u/DJpissnshit: Hard to wrap my head around people bag holding for months/years.
The point is to make money. Not make money ON ONE SPECIFIC IDEA. There are 1000s of other options and some of them will make huge gains.
The only reason you're holding onto your flaming dog shit is because you don't want to admit you were wrong.
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Fakest pump I’ve ever seen
[+6] u/Bcider: Smells like Exit Liquidity in here.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: We will never see another red day again
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Tech stocks: +4%
MU: -1%
Come on man
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: is mango fuck trying to kill this rally? don't say you lied about a meeting
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Just saw a guy with a blown head gasket pull into autozone. Yeah good luck with that one buddy.
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Meg 7 found a cure for cancer
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Iran has surrendered the paperwork just got lost
[+6] u/nyshopgirl5: Have we learned our lesson and are cashing out?
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/ArkanenCastle (4W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **CRWV** ▲ | $76.53 → $78.82 | +3.0% | 3d | Won |
[+5] u/cow_grass: I sold my nvidia calls and a minute after it starts ripping. Can't make ts up.
[+5] u/Half_Cash_Half_Stock: Is the bear market in the room with us right now?
[+5] u/arigold940: so orange canceled a big strike (which he shouldn’t have done regardless) but now we pump when nothing has changed? oh & leopold got fleeced so let’s buy? lmao fucking retarded
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Is this a bull trap? It feels like a bull trap
[+5] u/pmoO0: Congratulations to all who bought calls. I cannot believe it'll stay like this ...
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: Very thankful for GOOG rn. Watched a position go from -$500 to +$1000 in two days.
[+5] u/Olivetreegreen: appl really like going against the grain
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: sold calls too early
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Hyperscalers and neocloud still pumping. No more fear of debt?
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Wow no rug pull shocked
[+5] u/tessie_trades: when everyone making money but u cause u held wrong stocks n calls over the weekend.
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: I like you, don't come to the market to day...
[+5] u/prodigyya: ditched MSFT way too early, still made money but oof
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # bers just got baited beautifully AGAIN
# LMAOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/mp7000000000: Got some new bear rugs ordered that are going to look great in the guest house!
[+5] u/E39_CBX: AAPL will not be participating in the pump today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/samuraiboy07: i want to short with leverage
[+5] u/palindromic: THIS JUST IN: PORT OF ‘BERS HAS SUSTAINED MASSIVE DAMAGE FROM JOINT TACO STRIKES, THEY ARE CALLING IT OPERATION “LUL I’LL BUY” REVERSE NEWS
[+5] u/Pamper69: is NVDA the next microsoft? A long oversold super tech company that just decides one week to rocket nonstop, extinguishing all stupid bers who are in denial ?
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: META call purchasers exterminated on earnings.
META put buyers obliterated today.
Balance.
[+5] u/tessie_trades: everything up but SNDK and MU crazy
[+5] u/Gnreux: Sold covered calls, then MSFT had its best week in 25 years. AMA
[+5] u/jeromewatdoink: that AMZN and MSFT rallies are insane
[+5] u/Tasty_Fish_1947: Shorting msft, no way they are getting higher
[+5] u/CantThinkGoodName: This market is regarded LMAO
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I haven't look at the news. I just assume there is now a ceasefire with a war still going on and missiles being fired.
[+5] u/BatChemist: This might be the top. Sorry fellow bulls, I have to take out my old and rusty bear hat. Bought some puts lol
[+5] u/brostrummer: I have nobody to blame but myself for not holding calls over the weekend. I finally realize, after the sixth time in a row, that 🥭 is just insider trading the hell out of the markets with all this taco talk on bombing
[+5] u/1k-to-1Mil: If M.U dont go back up soon i'm fked
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Chances of rug pull?
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Full porting to meta and rddt on last week's dip was the clear move. I think I'm a genius and or god
[+5] u/Kidatsfresh: NVDA SAVED MY STUPIED CHUNGUS LIFE
[+5] u/uncsucks: This has to be the most retarded pump of all time
[+5] u/One_Guava_3883: I’m not ghey…but I’m going short on SpaceX
[+5] u/Panacamana: Sold multiple calls at more than 100% gain...sick at how much I left on the table
[+5] u/broke_person: Meta back to where it was prior to earning LMFAOOOOOOOOIIOO 😂
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: Can we please have one green day with PLTR, MSTR and SPCX being red?
Feels wrong to celebrate when degeneracy rides the coattails of success.
[+5] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Bears on their knees praying to their god Michael Burry for a 0.1% dip rn 😂😂
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: ATH TODAY?
BEARS ARE GAY?
FIND OUT SOON
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Apes celebrating getting diluted again.
[+5] u/Adept-Opportunity891: Extremely inorganic pump today
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: RDDT up 7% today becuase reasons?
Whatever, selling more CCs on the position LOL
[+5] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Fuck. Mu is having a generational dump fest
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: There is no number spacex can report that will make the stock go up lol
[+5] u/MarketWatcherAddict: leopold liquidated, that means nbis 500 and mu to 5000
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: You know what? I’m going to buy just to crash the market. Fuck you.
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: where is the 🥭 pump tweet, its usually around this time
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Clifford crashing that red rocket
[+5] u/toydan: AMAZON $AMZN MARKET CAP SURPASSES $3 TRILLION FOR THE FIRST TIME
[+5] u/Over-Celebration-168: I just got to know that inverse wsb works 😂😂😂
[+5] u/isospeedrix: Holy shit Msft 1dtes up 7000%
[+5] u/jroth55: Holy bear trap today
[+20] u/MaybeAsDumbAsYou: A green day and suddenly everyone's Warren Buffet again
[+12] u/ignatious__reilly: It’s insane how these prominent firms like “Deutsche Bank” release statements today saying, the tech bull run is just starting.
Last week, they said money was rotating out of tech and were bearish.
Literally, purely reactionary, day by day.
[+11] u/WallStreetThreats_: USA: We're totally dating
Iran: I've never met this man in my life
USA: FAKE NEWS, WE'RE GOING STEADY, THINGS ARE VERY GOOD, VERY ROMANTIC, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS
[+10] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Everyone saying memory is dead will be buying 20% higher in a week.
[+9] u/Rosella2562: Make profit in the morning > See your positions skyrocket after selling > FOMO back in > Lose all your gains for the day and more & repeat 🤗
[+9] u/WorldlyWar2143: how to deal with missed gains? fr this shits making me so salty lol missed close to 10k on googl and msft
[+9] u/noobletato: Must resist the urge to overtrade and lose these gains
[+8] u/coming-around: The stock market isn't real, I live in a matrix alone, and this is all an elaborate means, used by sadistic overlords, to mock and torment me.
[+8] u/Cosmorto: I 👏🏻 WILL 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 LOSE 👏🏻 ANY 👏🏻 MONEY 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 754 👏🏻 PUTS
[+8] u/TheCheez-It: I'm shocked this peace deal collapsed.
[+8] u/OCTOVENG: Friday right after markets close: WITH HELLFIRE AND RAW FURY, WE WILL WIPE IRANIANS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
Monday right before markets open: We have reached a very exciting PEACE DEAL with Iran and it's over, the war is finally over!
They're obviously just milking retail.
[+8] u/IXI_Bman: Nothing ever moves organically and nothing ever happens lmao. Yaa I'm not fomoing to this low volume pump. Something seems off...
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: Slept in and missed the pump, now what do?
[+8] u/xReMaKe: I just woke up. What the fuck is all this green shit? Aren’t we still at war? Didn’t Iran say fuck 🥭 basically? WTF is this market!! 😂😂
I don’t like this cause now it’s hard to predict. 😂
[+8] u/SxeySteve: My reddit feed is basically 50% ads now. Calls on $RDDT
[+8] u/Powerful-Reaction607: 1,800 ———> 22k today on spy calls 😉
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: You guys realize Barron and his friends are just loading puts right now, don’t you?
[+8] u/ayopapiz: 20k use to go far in life but 20k nowadays is 1 years of rent in a studio with some bags of chip. At that point I would risk that 20k for 200k or lived in my car…this is not a financial advice, i took too many tylenol as a kid
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: MU wants to fly but the powers that be have other plans
[+7] u/doctor_watts15: Took profits a little early today to lock in a solid gain, but touching the stove again looks more and more tempting
[+7] u/nolanjp: Nbis up 49% in 3 trading days..
[+7] u/cockfield112: The street done forgot about micron 💀💀💀
[+7] u/johndaly88: Puts at any point today or is it just straight up all day
[+7] u/BadaBingSil: hey regards
instead of buying calls
maybe you should trying selling puts
buying OTM calls: gamma increases, volatility increases, you can lose it all in 5 minutes
selling OTM puts: gamma decreases, volatility decreases, safer and less anxiety
just a thought
🤔
[+7] u/Odd-Block-2998: And suddenly we are back to bull market.
This market is like a 3-year-old kid. Throwing tantrums.
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: I fear no man, but that thing scares me *gestures toward rounded top on NVDA 1 day*
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: Delist MU at this point
[+7] u/AwakenedBeast616: Not even 10k comments and it's noon
Last week's various washouts blew out a lot of accounts huh
[+6] u/DeadLightsOut: So crazy how these “advanced algorithms” A: still believe this dipshit B: only react to the good news and ignore said news complete reversal hours later.
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Bers extinction moment of silence 🥺
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If you full port now.. the Algo will take the hint and reverse its gains lol
[+6] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: SPY needs to stop lagging and go up and percent or so
[+6] u/esoa: I'm so glad we have a deal sitting on the perimeter of a concept of a draft idea.
That's all the certainty I need!
[+6] u/username_bananas: Can't wait until Friday at 4:01pm to hear about the weekend Iran attack plans.
[+6] u/ChemistLeading3484: No matter what I do I get fucked. Buy and hold it stays flat. Sell it moons
[+6] u/zestykite: meta fully recovered from doomsday dump.
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Genuinely surprised we haven't had a mini pullback today.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I want to buy puts but I got no money
[+6] u/synapses112: I was told MU 1600 by analists
[+6] u/9tacos: Riding GOOG to Kharg Island 🚀
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: I'm so salty lmfao. Had I held my MSFT and GOOGL, id be up a solid 10k right now.
Fucking hell
[+6] u/OneLongjumping5743: fuuuuuckin just sell the winners too soon let the losers keep losin im regartord
[+6] u/gaytwink5: Art of the Deal books should be burned and mango should write a book titled Art of the Taco with taco recipes and itd sell out
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT recovered in two days two months worth of dumping lol
[+6] u/No-Passage2436: Absolutely ruthless what the buls doing to bears today
[+6] u/Cav829: I would enjoy watching a world leader's total mental breakdown in real-time if they weren't running the country I actually live in.
[+6] u/natebro142: MU hates being green
[+6] u/selfemployedsince16: Spy is up 10% in 6 months.
Our National Debt is up 10% since Trump took office.
[+6] u/MyNameIsntSharon: I should buy some calls just so it tanks and I can break even on puts
[+6] u/tenfthigher: This is the dumbest shit ever
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: SpaceX recovery begins for real this week HOES
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: YES SIR IM HERE FOR THE MOON MISSION
[+6] u/Elonmuskishuman: Leopald really paper handed his position 💀
[+6] u/Cosmorto: Where's the goddamn dump to 753?? 😡😡
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: "Israel reportedly declined the U.S.-proposed peace plan for Hamas disarmament and continued military operations in Gaza."
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Jenson, dont stop, i'm almost there
[+5] u/aew2019: Bears, fries in the bag, now.
[+5] u/declandiced: Bears had two months to get their lives in order
[+5] u/mjshibz: Leopold rolling over in his grave rn
[+5] u/Riledup2024: Im a bear and im not ok 🫠
[+5] u/Sure_Fisherman2641: Should i sell my uso puts in case war start again
[+5] u/uncurious: MM: Turn off sell button. Buy bonds. Let retail pump. We dump after earnings.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Who getting fired? Lmfao 😂 🤌
**U.S. OFFICIALS SAY NO NEW IRAN TALKS PLANNED: CBS**
U.S. officials told CBS News there are no new negotiations with Iran planned, despite President Trump's comments that talks would begin Monday.
Officials said discussions continue through mediators involving U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff and the Iranian team.
[+5] u/kal14144: Once again just trust Iran next time
[+5] u/Capable_Desk3544: im just gonna hold my sndk - bears never win
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: How tf am I red today
[+5] u/Squirr3I: Please for the love of fuckig god let the spy pull back to vwap
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: This pump is disgusting . I feel bad for people holding puts.
[+5] u/Beazt11123: We printing today bois
[+5] u/Sovetcki: Honestly wtf is going on? Not one pullback? Trapped in these puts
[+5] u/StrifeRaZoR: If you're holding puts...now is the time to roll them to later this week. Don't expect any type of violent reversal today to save you without something really black and swan-like happening.
[+5] u/KaladinRS: Can someone make me feel less bad for selling 100k of msft @ 400
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: People bought sandisk calls at 2000.
[+5] u/Anchises1: I sold intel at 43 for Netflix at 93
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: The dump isn’t coming guys you can stop asking, this shit’s only going up
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Corn is fuk 😦🤌.......... Wallets linked to 🥭 Media & Technology Group moved 2,628 Bitcoin (worth approximately $165 million) to Crypto.com in two Saturday transactions. Exchange deposits often precede a sell order.
[+5] u/OrangeManBibi: BIG5 carrying the market today
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: First move always fake. Shrek inc.
[+5] u/rakkls: I suspect its going to be bear city
[+5] u/Slooogan: Only the real degens still in the memory game long term 💎
[+5] u/marawki: Markets still care about peace talks huh. Mango never going to stop this rodeo. Idiots
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: # Okay Bul very funny 😡
[+11] u/tossaway1040: Yeah i aint touching this lmao
[+9] u/justpasingbai: MU so cooked we're celebrating 0.02% green
[+8] u/Asleep-Implement5938: just to give a little hope to you guys that might be down today and questioning this shit... all it takes is one good day. i lost my entire port last week and today alone i made a good call and i was able to make all of that back and make up for my losses YTD. keep at it gents.
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: MU bag holders, unite. We have nothing to lose but these lows.
[+8] u/pussy_ass_licking: Made more money in last 3 trading days than the whole rest of year
[+8] u/100xOrBust: “If you fool me once, shame on… shame on you. If you fool me, can’t get fooled again.”
[+8] u/confusedandsmellyman: "I made fun of MSFT for too long now it's mogging me"
-New Gen Z Investors
[+7] u/Soy_tu_papi_: lol MSFT is now green YTD
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: $700 in the morning of NVDA 205Cs expiring today is worth $33,500 right now 🥲
[+7] u/BentoMan: ## We're goin' up, up, up, it's our moment
## You know together we're glowin'
## Gonna be, gonna be golden
[+7] u/GoonSquadCommand: 🥭: Iran is desperate to talk
Iran: Projecting much?
🥭: You are liars and scum
Iran: And yet we aren’t sending anyone to your fake negotiations 💅
SPY +1.5%
🤡 🌎
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: All the trash stocks rallying are how you know this is fake
[+6] u/Personal-Escape-7236: I like how some regard in here was spamming about spy calls and how cheap they were on friday and I just got a bunch as a meme and somehow ended with a +460%
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: We literally at the point where CENTCOM is emailing civilian military analysts for ideas on how to "punish Iran" because they're out of ideas lmao.
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: MU at 0.0% on this marvelous day, whose dog did Mu kick?
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers (holding heavy put bags): No way this keeps pumping.
Narrator: And it kept pumping.
[+6] u/sami_regard: Hi. I’m a bear. Don’t ask me anything tho.
[+6] u/chichicha99: Sold my calls too early at 1600% gain, currently at 2950% fuuu
[+6] u/JayRoo83: Wait wait wait, Ryan Cohen diluted the apes yet again??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[+6] u/Chancey004: Makes zero sense to buy calls at this level so I'm gonna do it
[+5] u/Mental-Revenue-4213: Sorry guy I checked the charts down we go
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: It’s funny how people here go crazy about goog/amzn/msft pumping $20 or something
Low T pump
[+5] u/ImWellEndowed: What happened to all the weekend bears?
[+5] u/SavingsMortgage1972: sold the bottom on neoclouds, chips, optics after taking a 30% bath i fucking hate myself at least i wasn't 4x levered though
[+5] u/poozyfloor: The elephant in the room is not being able to use the strategic oil reserve any longer.
[+5] u/-Superman-Returns: JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US says Iran must either negotiate or surrender.
So much about "begging"
[+5] u/comrade_777_alt: I hope MU reaches 880+ just to fuck up Burry.
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Oil tanks 10% on alleged peace deals
But when it’s revealed it’s completely fake, it goes up only 0.5%
[+5] u/papichuloya: Is there a reason im winning so much? Please please make it stop i cant take it anymore
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: “Buy the rumor. Buy the news. Buy buy buy!”
📈📈📈🚀🇺🇸📈🚀🚀📈🚀📈🚀
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: Why should I be a ber? What’s the point being ghey and regarded if you can be straight and smart?
[+5] u/bluen: If I stop looking at these charts, maybe it'll dump 😤
[+5] u/SooperShak: If SPY closes above 756 today I can finally say goodbye to government cheese cheddar block I've been subsisting on since April.
[+5] u/organicMango_: guys, today I am happy
[+5] u/traderbusto: 2.5 more years of this stupidity
[+5] u/ManySnailsx: Cathie Woods bought the META dip. How does it feel to be outsmarted by Cathie?
[+5] u/M13alint: Business proposition: I buy the opposite of whatever you buy, I get 10%
[+15] u/ThatFUTGuy: himself in the mirror
[+13] u/Force_Hammer: When bears see a red candle today
https://preview.redd.it/utq29y8aa7hh1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=300db29962b0ccd9800f3c231add52f4f5cc3e40
[+12] u/Interpersonal: Such blatant grift. 5+% swing on the indexes in 4 days because one person just says some dumb shit and then takes it back.
[+12] u/kevbot234: This was just a test of the new TITS (Třump Insider Trading System)
[+12] u/PaperHandsTheDip: AMD and SNDK gonna both beat and it'll be straight up for semis again. AI recession cancelled guys
[+12] u/tortu995: Why on earth would sandisk be +6% and micron barely green LOOOL. You look at stock prices and valuation and literally nothing makes sense, completely erratic. Like if nebius stock price is fair value then sk hynix is at 1/3 fair value, that sort of obvious mispricing shouldn't happen in markets.
[+11] u/Bansionboy: the guy that bought 755 puts at open... lol
[+11] u/swampassOG: MU bers make me sick
[+11] u/legible_print: I feel like Bears are people who would live in Santa Monica and be like, “Yep, any minute now, there’s going to be rain.”
[+10] u/whitehypeman: So we're pumping because the algos treat tweets like news even though we all know there is no negotiation. That's how regarded the market is
[+10] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Watches spy rip all fucking day long
OK fine calls
Goes down
🫦👍🤡
[+9] u/Buydipstothemoon: Generational MU Dip-Train is departing soon! (I hope)
[+9] u/WSB_Dre: Algos buying 50 cent dips like it's 50% off
[+9] u/HaveAKlondike: All I care is that SPCX is underperforming the market
[+8] u/Rawkstonks: Unreal
Whats going on
Just straight up
[+8] u/SupportMedium9487: thats ok micron, you just go when youre ready
[+8] u/Stockguygme: “They were normal large” attacks lol
[+8] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: This market cannot continue, I've made too much money.
[+8] u/proret4rd: I bought the 7500 calls last thursday for .55 Sold them friday for .77, they're now worth $10 Fucking kill me.
[+7] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: One of those stupid days where it just only goes up for literally no reason
[+7] u/The_Brem: AI regulation coming immediately after the midterms
[+7] u/buybananas: Another hated pump is starting, just watch, spy 800 by September
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: You are witnessing a collection of Wall Street banks, billionaire individuals, and the leaders of the United States, all working together to pump the markets.
[+7] u/Live-Improvement3169: Literally on Friday Mike Santoli was saying it’s going to be hard to hit the highs of the year again because of all the unwinding of the leveraged positions. In conclusion, no one knows anything.
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Bessents Napkin:
Buy $5-10B QQQ calls
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Holy fucking shit I made my money back on calls after selling my puts this morning. -13k to even. Now I’ll prolly get greedy….
[+7] u/DragonSlayer626: Do we think MU pumps ah?
[+7] u/KundaliniVibes: Microsoft up a casual trillion dollars in 3 days
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #congrats kusner and barron T for buying the deep with daddys info
[+7] u/soccercraz95: Bought my first puts in months this morning. See a almost 2% move on SPY
[+7] u/_Clit-Commander_: generational dip buying opportunity you just missed
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: The pretzel bagels at Costco slap.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: The Santa rally continues 🎅
[+6] u/LonelyPrimary9518: Bought puts for Wednesday expiration, god speed taco
[+6] u/twat_muncher: It just keeps going...i need a dip to buy wtf.
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Not complaining but WHY is meta pumping too
[+6] u/TaoTeCha: All time high
All time high
All time high
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: That 10 cent dip on spy was generational, algos bought the dip
[+6] u/daxtaslapp: I'm hosting a huge party only greens allowed
[+6] u/press_Y: Remember when half of you losers were talking bubble last week?
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Bed8360: SPY to 800…..It feels like a year ago when everyone was saying SPY to 400 😂
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: BIG BEAUTIFUL GREEN CANDLES OMG
[+6] u/Material_Pool_7854: So do I sell these calls…
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Market shaked all my calls to oblivion, got margin called and now it decides to actually start doing a recovery. No crying in the casino though
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: fucking braindead market man
[+6] u/1PlyAssWipe: Well no point in selling my puts now that they're worthless.
To the grave.
[+6] u/WSB_Dre: Spy ath eod. Make it so
[+6] u/jasperCrow: You could have bought SNDK under $1000 last week
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Last chance for Iran to sign the deal that supposedly they already made.
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: cleared my margin back to 0 and starting over
[+6] u/Ok_Philosopher841: Holy fuck my nbis full port at 149 is printing
[+6] u/Saltysalt1748: We are so back and never left
[+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: I’m a retard for buying apple calls
[+5] u/thethor1231: Sp ready for an overnight kospi + 12%
[+5] u/legible_print: To be a bull is to be a Miata owner that puts the top down.
To be a ber is to be someone who never takes the Porsche out of the garage.
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: I want you guys to know that I sold my spy calls at open for 200% gain, and now they are worth 900% gain
Spy 750 calls
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: this is the easiest market ever
[+5] u/dbainerr: feels like exit liquidity...
[+5] u/Snoo56029: historic selloff into close
[+5] u/BedRiddenWizard: Perma bears and Perma bulls are equal parts re and tard
[+13] u/IndependenceMajor360: https://preview.redd.it/ku1dhubug7hh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1924d6937a00e50ccc379a503f80e899fd2ee5e
I ended up buying 2 contracts earlier this morning for SPY roughly at $12 and I ended up selling the contracts at $72 each
[+12] u/chikenbeer: It's only gambling if you're wrong
[+10] u/GinOnIce: So I made the right move buying $50k worth of RDDT shares on that regarded selloff Friday. Nice
[+10] u/NaiveMercury: Imagine not buying RDDT after that outrageous dump on Friday
[+10] u/NativePlant870: I think I have a gambling addiction
[+9] u/bear2bebull: My entire portfolio is Apple and MU… 😭
[+9] u/SteakEater137: **“Chevron, too much money. ExxonMobil, too much money,” Trump said. “They’re going to give some of that back to the public and they better cut the retail price, the consumer price.”**
Trump look out! There's a communist in the mirror!
Also look at the 2:16EST selloff the algos did on CVX and XOM as soon as he said this. Amazing the amount of influence he has on these bots lol
[+9] u/bruhhzilla: If you lost money today you are honestly fucking hopeless
[+9] u/vandammes: IF ANYONE LOST MONEY TODAY JUST PACK YOUR BAGS AND NEVER LOOK BACK AT THE STOCK MARKET LMFAO
[+9] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Iran announces single shipping path with two lanes and it controls the whole thing.
🥭 immediately says he won't let that happen.
Art of a deal.
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Breaking: White House announces that it is zeroing in on agreeing on the caterer for the next peace talks which are about to happen, like,any minute now bro
[+8] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: ONE MORE RALLY ONE MORE RALLY
[+8] u/Responsible-Base393: Bers want you and everyone you know to be as poor and miserable like them.
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Guys I'm just realizing that the market is impossible to time
[+8] u/kill-devil-films: Missed out on a 10% gain because I work nights, was exhausted, fell asleep before market open and forgot to put my buy order in lmao
[+8] u/mneymaker: $MU hour SHOW US WHAT YOU RE MADE OFF, BABY
[+8] u/NativePlant870: I refuse to believe this pump. spy was at 726 less than a week ago
[+8] u/Kinnins0n: doesn’t get more regarded than spy ath on oil not flowing
[+8] u/Long_Growth9961: This shit is dumb. Market pumps on news of negotiations, turns out that was fake news, pump continues
[+7] u/Bravadette: This shit doesnt feel worth the theta for my 0dte's...
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I need to get a girlfriend so I have someone to take to the movies. It was kinda embarrassing going by myself and seeing other people with their gf's and I was munching on $40 chicken tenders & mozzarella sticks on my own LMAO
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: 🥭says wants to give eyeran every last chance before decapitation. The last of the last chances, guys 🤡
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: **WELCOME TO "WHOSE MONEY IS IT ANYWAY" WHERE THE MARKET IS FAKE AND GHEY AND YOUR DD DOESN'T MATTER!**
[+7] u/TruthFantastic1741: Sold my calls for $2 and they ended at $20, I think I am gunna throw up
[+7] u/MartianInvestor: Surely this was *the* bull trap :copium:
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: been a minute since SPY pumped intraday in a straight line like this
[+7] u/SteakEater137: You make a lot more money once you acknowledge the market is retarded. If the choice seems illogical and yet obvious, it's probably the way to go.
[+7] u/zephyrs85: Just Microsoft and chill
[+7] u/MarginCalledMom: MU is going back to 1200 isn’t it
[+7] u/Walking72: Can I borrow 100k to get on trump insider list
[+7] u/e30jawn: I don't even have any open positions and spy is pissing me off. This is not a serious market.
[+6] u/cryptopolymath: If you deleted the app last week and did nothing you’re probably up 15% already
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: I paperhanded 100,000 dollars of calls today (in pesos)
[+6] u/AZUCSGrower: I got caught in a bear trap
[+6] u/31andnotdone: stop worrying "what if I'm wrong"
the way to trade is *what if I'm right*
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: all I want is a semi and crypto crack up boom beyond ATHs. Then I will quit. I promise
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Market normally: I sleep
Micron: WOOHOO ROLLER COASTER
market today: to the moon 🚀 🚀
Micron today: I sleep 😴
[+6] u/Abe2025: Puts on everything related to Elon
[+6] u/dogs_and_stuff: Some fake news and a pump for MM’s to unload before the blood bath. (I have puts and I’m coping)
[+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: iran wants to make a deal so bad
[+6] u/Gonz4Rockford: Is anyone else loading up on spy puts for tomorrow?!
[+5] u/TheHudinator: SPY 750 PUTS are so cheap I couldn't help myself. No gamble, no future.
[+5] u/spn43: https://preview.redd.it/lvasskjdp7hh1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=7dc34b63059552db43cd0b9f5cf3997b2ff7ff1e
Mods didn't like this. I hope you do :(
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: This is either gonna pump or dump so hard into close or stay flat I don’t know I’m red ytd 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/cryptohorn: You're supposed to leave the casino with more money than you came with
[+5] u/FictionalAntagonist: i'm shorting elon. fuck it.
[+5] u/oknBagholding: So nobody can explain 500k volume on spacex 330c this week
[+9] u/BearyChristmas223: Bears boiling their hot dog water for lunch
[+9] u/WillingnessMental731: MU +20% tomorrow and rest of market red
Trust my cousin 👍🥴👌
[+9] u/Neverbeenkissed69: Panicked sold today so I can fomo into the real top tomorrow 11am
[+8] u/Elidan123: not a single dip for the bear today!
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Market is 0.3% from its ATH. But my port is somehow 30% from its ATH? Wtffff… 🫠
[+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Bought 750 puts and 764 calls for. What could go wrong.
Theta: “Sup.”
[+7] u/sabatiel180: Nothing says, 🖕🏽 USA, more than charging your own people 100k for early access to your tweets that are meant to disrupt the stock market for your own personal gains.
[+7] u/Nice_Selection8747: Ok PLTR let’s see what you got.
[+7] u/Fombook: Bears bout to learn what space sex is like.
[+7] u/Bonghead13: Knives? Check
Rope? Check
Dagger? Check
Chains? Check
Rocks? Check
Laser Beams? Check
Acid? Check
Body Bag? Check
[+6] u/GlobalResolution77: MSFT +1% YTD
Hooray!
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: every dip will be bought
[+6] u/razeusv2: Now this is how you start the month. Except MU, which can go to hell.
[+6] u/ScarletHarpy93: MU just refuses to die. You can't kill a bunch of overleveraged KR positions that are already dead. Fuck your retirements 할머니.
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: Why aren’t my SEMI’s up 10% today?
[+5] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: Bear trap activated. Spy going to the moon 🚀
[+5] u/Fit-Win-536: this is the greenest day of all time wtf
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: my astrologist told me this is a double top flag dead cat bouncing on a bull trap
[+5] u/Lbuck24: lol bro wtf has changed
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: Blood red tomorrow.. too much too fast
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Framework of a sketch of a first draft of a deal
[+5] u/rygypi: idiot bers coping rn
[+5] u/Lilf206: Like, for real, the last last time. Not like last time.
[+5] u/SnooRegrets6428: https://preview.redd.it/tj3rt50le6hh1.jpeg?width=1307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d728c05d6808652fa94f970d7dd254143de6753
Not looking for my boy