Daily Discussion Thread for March 02, 2026

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As an elite financial analyst, I have reviewed the r/wallstreetbets daily discussion thread from March 02, 2026. The following is a distillation of the community's sentiment and actionable trade ideas amidst significant geopolitical turmoil. === SUMMARY === - The dominant theme is the market's reaction to a new US-led military conflict with Iran, which began over the weekend. Traders are grappling with the classic "war is bullish" vs. "geopolitical uncertainty is bearish" debate. - There is a strong focus on oil, defense stocks, and the broader market indices (SPY), with significant surprise and confusion over the market's resilience and recovery after an initial pre-market dip. - The community is highly polarized, with many bears who expected a crash being "cooked" by a market recovery, leading to widespread accusations of manipulation and a general sense of unpredictability. === SENTIMENT === MIXED === TRADE IDEAS === TICKER - DIRECTION | confidence: 0.75 | sentiment: +0.70 Speaker: r/wallstreetbets community Thesis: 1. THE FACT: A new, significant military conflict in the Middle East involving Iran has started, creating geopolitical instability and threatening global oil supply through the Strait of Hormuz. 2. THE BRIDGE: Historically, defense contractors' revenues and stock prices increase during wartime due to heightened government spending on military hardware, munitions, and services. The community sees this as a direct and logical play on the escalating conflict. 3. THE VERDICT: Long positions on defense sector stocks are a direct hedge against and beneficiary of the ongoing military operations. The conflict is expected to be prolonged, ensuring sustained demand for defense products. 4. RISKS: The market may have already "priced in" the conflict, limiting further upside. A swift and unexpected resolution to the conflict could cause these stocks to pull back sharply. Timeframe: medium-term Key Points: - War directly increases demand for defense products. -
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[+437] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Sorry about the state of the subreddit. 

War is a great time... to make money trading. That's what WallStreetBets is for.

The entire internet is full of smooth brained purely political comments right now, but WSB doesn't have to be. 

We're doing our best to clean up this thread for you! 🫡

[+179] u/OkResponsibility2470: Stop talking about politics in this politically driven market

[+140] u/Emilio___Molestevez: don't let Iran distract you from the fact that the market has been pretty dogshit since November

[+120] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Someone is going to become rich today and it won’t be me 🙂

[+88] u/Basis_404_: *SPY*

- Red past day
- Red past week
- Red past month
- Red past 3 months
- Red YTD

Bulls: those bears are cooked

[+87] u/Excellent_Row8297: Upvote if you have gray hair and have seen the US bomb a Middle Eastern country every decade you’ve been alive.

Downvote if you’re a gey behr.

[+82] u/ModsAreNEETs: I’ve come to a realisation. Playing the market is kinda boring, what makes it fun is shitposting about it here

[+79] u/twostroke1: Seems like a reasonable day for Tesla to go +6%.

[+66] u/hioman01: Unrealized loss doesn't count

[+63] u/HorseTanker: Israeli stock market up 4% today. Fucking lol

[+59] u/thenelston: buying puts at open, i do what i can to help bulls out

[+56] u/BoredPoopless: "We are closing the Strait of Hormuz."

*Sees aircraft carrier*

"We are opening the Strait of Hormuz"

[+50] u/jda823: People really need to stop posting vague comments about things going up or down. Use a ticker for God sakes. Not everyone knows what bags you are holding.

[+50] u/ItsColeJay: Just dropped to my knees in O’Riley Auto-parts

[+48] u/daviper87: # Dinosaurs didn't die for $80 per barrel of their remains. They're happy with $60 🦖

[+47] u/wildcat1055: Remember when NVDA smashed earnings and we were all rich for like 30 minutes?

That was cool.

[+46] u/Fast_Ad_6254: Just put the oil in the barrel bro

[+45] u/KittyLover-7: Rather buy calls than puts here, how much further can some stuff even go tbh considering a lot of stuff is over 20% off ATH

Earnings are still fine

[+39] u/Moepenmoes: This year is already cooked, can we skip to 2027?

[+37] u/bumblebaytoona: Can we start again from our last save point

[+31] u/Fineous40: Some of your ports may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make!

[+30] u/TheBooneyBunes: WAR being the only thing green is funny

[+30] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: RIP: Ali Khamenei

Another victim of AI layoffs.

[+28] u/GoZukkYourself: MARKETS RECOVER AS TRADERS REALIZE THAT THE MIDDLE EAST IS NOT IN THE UNITED STATES - BLOOMBERG

[+27] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: remember, the only bullish phrases approved by the WSB Department of Rhetoric are the following:

* "Calls."
* "Calls it is."
* "Believe it or not, calls."
* "Green at open."

any other expressions of bullish sentiment must be submitted to the department for approval, pending a review to ensure they are sufficiently annoying

[+26] u/Valkorion335786: World War

World War 2

&lt; you are here

World War 3

2 World 2 War

World War: Tokyo Drift

World and War

World 7

War 8

[+26] u/daviper87: # strange when the commander cannot articulate a clear operational goal 🤔

[+26] u/ArcherLife3105: If you are felling dumb just remember someone is DCAing their paycheck into bitcoins to provide exit liquidity to pedophiles.

[+25] u/Glock7enteen: Guys listen carefully..

It’s over

[+24] u/Salty-Bid1597: Imagine attacking some fundamentalist religious wackjobs and thinking they would just give up after a couple of days.

[+24] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: This market feels eerily similar to 2022.  And if you weren't around then that year was straight ass.

[+24] u/ItsColeJay: Alexa play the COD zombies fire sale sound bite

[+23] u/NewDawn101: McDonald’s CEO ate a BigMac on Tiktok and he looked so disgusted with it

[+23] u/LasyKuuga: ITS CALLS

ITS ALWAYS CALLS

ITS NEVER NOT CALLS

[+22] u/BerryExpress: even the army man has trouble articulating what the objective of this clusterfuck is

[+22] u/GamblingMikkee: Oh no SPY -0.8% could be any random Monday -

[+22] u/Material-Entrance425: WSB regards about to buy so many oil calls it's going to go negative again

[+21] u/redditdoesnotapprove: i will eventually get back the money i lost on amazon. just might take 2 years

[+21] u/UnivalveX: the old -2% into green reversal. a classic

[+20] u/Any_Life_6178: Feel like Leo in The Revenant🐻🐾

[+20] u/Warm_Implement3088: legit mental meltdowns in the daily today

[+20] u/Sick0h: Ayatollah down? Buyitalluh up.

[+20] u/bullhunter469: SPY is green as FUCKING SHIT lmao

Bears started swimming to Strait of Hormuz to manually body blockade it LMAO

[+19] u/ThouOne: Puts were so obvious at close on Friday, the fuck was I doing?

[+19] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #and they say China stock market is rigged LMAO this shite is 100% criminal

[+19] u/SwiftSG1: Hegseth: “we didn’t start this war” 🤡

[+18] u/SlothsonSpeed: Bro Iranian "navy" is literally a speedboat mounted with a machine gun. How tf is that gonna disrupt oil supply

[+18] u/Substantial_Policy39: Am I the only regard that's honest enough to say I don't fucking know what the market is gonna do?

[+18] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: BREAKING NEWS: Straight of Hormuz is defunct. Oil will now be transferred digitally through the internet

[+18] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Imagine listening to Donald Trump, JD Vance, and Pete Hegeseth and thinking yeah its a good thing these people just started a war with a country of 90 million people who mostly hate us

[+18] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: https://preview.redd.it/mjk49pl1lomg1.png?width=2200&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=964ebcfee07875a5fa7f2cd218beab9177b2e61d

[+18] u/Mother_Big9112: The Great Recession of 930AM-10AM

[+18] u/ten7four: If you ever feel retarded with your trades, remind yourself that warren buffett is still in the red with his UNH bags

[+18] u/darkspherei: Operation Epstein Fury

[+18] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Iran war is our chance for once in a lifetime, generational goon

Iran baddies finally liberated.

I mean, why do you think they force them to wear the veil, hmm? 🤔 

Because it’s mostly LA 10s under there and ayatollah bro was ghey ber. Trust in the math 🤓

[+17] u/borat_he_like_you: #The stock market is up because Iran is no longer a threat towards our AI sex robot manufacturing &amp; infrastructure capabilities

[+17] u/Emilio___Molestevez: they went for a strike without securing the Strait first? am I understanding that right?

[+17] u/ManBearPig_1983: Nothing ever changes. Going in on NVDA because this doesn’t make sense.

[+17] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: Operation Epic Fury? ffs why even beat around the bush, just name it Operation Epstein Furry out in the open

[+17] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: I’m confused why are we pumping

[+17] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: “Based on trends…” “The chart says…” “Due to the data…” 

Shut the fuck up the line goes up

[+16] u/Soffatjockis: Iran striking oil and gas production all over the Arabics sending the prices absolutely soaring. This is potential disaster in the making.

And Russia must be loving this right now.

[+16] u/Bam2458: Alright so now we just have to figure out when his boys are all getting back into calls

[+16] u/BFox1982: The amount of poop I've been pooping is unreal.

[+16] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Maybe wait 30 minutes before you full port any side. Don't get blown up.

[+16] u/Strangerdanger8812: Remember when you pussy ass bitches thought the entire world was ending?

[+16] u/Iunatic: "low volume" "rigged" "unhealthy market" "who is going to go long here" "get out now" "dump is coming"

Pick your favorite bear comment

[+16] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Glad I properly risk managed and went from 0DTE to 1DTE

[+16] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: People aren't realizing yet the Trump admin already asked Iran for a ceasefire yesterday, and they said no. The Trump admin is now screwed with no plan, they were fully expecting the Iranian govt to collapse by this point. Now we're in another forever war in the Middle East with no clear path out, gg

[+16] u/Overall-Fold-9720: I can accept getting deployed in Iran if it's to protect shareholders value.

But I won't suffer being in the same squad as a bear.

[+16] u/BeepBoopDep: Paid $3 extra at the pump because of Iran. No one in history has ever suffered the way I have.

[+16] u/leandrostonks: this looks like a -3% day

[+16] u/Williamnguyen62838: MOMENT OF TRUTH IN NEXT 20 minutes

[+16] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Bears were talking a lot of shit last night!

[+16] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: lol bears have literal WWIII on deck and still can’t win.

[+16] u/OsamaBagHolding: For the low low price of a few servicemen, you too can buy a distraction from the epstien files!

[+15] u/Competitive_Ride: Dude forgot he’s not on fox and friends

[+15] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: burn the casino down actually

[+15] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Market up .3% on news that we started a war with a country of 90 million with no real plan in place, but will crash 10% when NVDA CEO farts at the wrong time

[+15] u/Ok-Piano8789: amidst an ocean of retardation u find a rare reasonable comment and look down and its at -3. never change retards

[+15] u/baconography: I have single-handedly saved the market from doing anything extreme today, as a half-hour ago, I bought both SPX calls and puts.

Expect a flat rest of the day, ending at SPY 679.50.

[+15] u/Soffatjockis: This has the potential to become an all out war in the middle East.

Oil and gas can easily go up 20-30% more from here within the week if Iran keeps bombing oil and gas production sites in the Arabics

[+15] u/jda823: Y'all got any more of them US Generals to put on the TV?

[+15] u/Ok-Maintenance5422: Ready to make absolutely no money today

[+15] u/OptionGamble: Bears think bulls are trapped and bulls think bears are trapped

[+15] u/Technical-Emu-32: How's this man talking about drapes 😭

[+15] u/sloanemonroe: Bad gdp report, bad inflation report, war in Middle East.  None of it matters.

[+15] u/ozz3121: I just read a report that the strait between Mars and the asteroid belt is closed! Why isn't the galactic stock market crashing!!!

[+15] u/Fine_Specialists: All stocks are down retards stop freaking out about Google it’s the whole sector. Some of yall are clearly new.

[+15] u/qazwec: The Political posts will stop, when the politicians stop fucking with the market

[+15] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: This speech is so amateur and embarrassing. Pete sounds like he's in school being forced to read a book report but doesn't fully understand the book.

[+15] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bear dreams: "SPY is going to crash on war news!"

Bull dreams: "SPY will moon on war news!"

Reality: SPY at 0.00% on war news 🤡

[+14] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: I am just keeping cash, this shit is too unpredictable...i mean if all hell breaks loose then I would buy like Warren Buffet stocks like Coca Cola etc..and for gamble some tech stocks

[+14] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: This is honestly fucking hilarious. The amount of fear on the weekend, for this 🤣🤣🤣

[+14] u/ten7four: Some dude on bloomberg just said "VOO and chill" yeah ok next you're gonna tell me to work 40 hours a week too

[+14] u/daviper87: I demand an immediate ceasefire and evacuation &amp; rehabilitation of my portfolio!

[+14] u/Hist0racle: Pam Bondi needs to never talk about the Dow again

[+14] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Imagine if this was still sleepy Bidens market,  we'd be cruising on boring ass news probably about a new paint job for Amtrak. Some boring ETF would be the pick of the day and having to focus on the day job.

[+14] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: some of use won't make it through today 🫴📐

[+14] u/bklotrgoblet: Bulls too fat and ugly to get drafted don’t worry

[+14] u/ArcherLife3105: Feeling like such a chad for buying a Prius right now. Might head to the local station to flex on some truck-heads.

[+14] u/hioman01: Remember to panic sell everything in 10 minutes

[+14] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bears lmao how dumb do you have to be😭

[+14] u/IllBuyYourCar: Bro in it for the love of the game

[+14] u/ercanbas: Lmao he’s talking about the ballroom

[+14] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: American soldiers are getting killed and he's joking about curtains... that tells you everything

[+14] u/DefiantDelta: “sorry your kids died protecting my pedo friends, let’s talk about curtains”

[+14] u/Bangbangbang_123: "TECH WILL DUMP, OIL METALS DEFENCE UP"

Inverse wsb never fails

[+14] u/apurimac777: bears finally got their war in Iran and guess what, priced in

[+14] u/halfmanhalfrobot69: Irans best defense is to send out a drone that releases the un redacted Epstein files

[+14] u/saintmitchy: Not sure why people here keep giving Iran so much shit. They are doing everything they can to keep the DOW below 50,000 and keep crime illegal. Sounds a little patriotic to me.

[+14] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: boomers staring at their 401k balances about to rug the market

[+14] u/The_BakedCrusader: Operation hamburger hotdog super eagle lazer freedom baseball barbeque sauce

[+14] u/harryburton420: who’s on the toilet waiting for a big dump

[+14] u/waylon106: this weekend felt like a year

[+14] u/BeepBoopDep: Crazy bears want ww3 so their $300 portfolios can pump.

[+14] u/YOLOdollhair: $9k profit between Friday and today.

I need to lay off these minis and take a day or two breather to not give it back.

[+14] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Biggest bull trap of the year

[+14] u/Thin_Cat8817: When you login and see the gayest comment possible is stickied at the top

[+13] u/Austin_Destroyer: Just woke up from my 10-year coma. What did Obama do to collapse this nuclear deal? I thought it was in the bag!

[+13] u/Bichael-Murry: # BER CLOSELY MONITORING THE SITUATION

[+13] u/aftherith: He reversed his losing position? Let's make the original position profitable so he goes insane.

[+13] u/larssonyoo: This could've been an email

[+13] u/_TidePodEater: Everytime nvda has er the market goes to hell

[+13] u/spsteve: BREAKING: QatarEnergy, accounting for 18-20% of global liquified natural gas (LNG) traded has stopped the production of LNG  (Source Faytuks on X, usually pretty reliable)...   
  
do with that what you will.

[+13] u/Captndawg: VIX at 23, war was already priced in

[+13] u/Level_Counter3062: The tech bulls furiously downvoting everyone up in Gold and Oil LOL

[+13] u/bigboyvapesinc: “Could be 2 weeks, 4 weeks, 6 weeks, move it up…”

Fucking yikes Hegseth

[+13] u/greenchaos: give the ceo of $VIX a raise!! he's killing it

[+13] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Watching people with the same username flip from perma bear to perma bull in 30 minutes is peak WSB lmao

[+13] u/Soffatjockis: No one knows what the fuck is happening but it's provocative.

Gets the regards going!!

[+13] u/cashflow_: It has become clear I am no longer welcome here. I’m sorry I bothered you guys. I’ll find somewhere else to hang out. Caio

[+13] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Yo....

# Bonds are freaking me out now.

[+13] u/aggieclams: # BEWARE THE MOON MAN

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[+13] u/hey-coffee-eyes: 🥭 has confirmed a successful missile strike on ber headquarters

[+13] u/LongjumpingTap1201: There’s so many variables so I’m not crying “rigged” but this is the type of crap that makes people think it is

[+13] u/Austin_Destroyer: Given pre-market numbers, and ongoing operations, this is pretty unbelievable.

[+13] u/CUbuffGuy: This market requires zero braincells to be profitable. Any rational thought applied will backfire. Just retard yolo. Even trying to inverse a thought will be wrong. Gotta close your eyes or let your goldfish pick or something.

[+13] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Americans are alpha as fuck. Asians, Saudis, and Europoors panic sold. But then came in the Americans who said fuck that let's pump. We show the rest of the world how it's really done.

[+13] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Today’s admin speech showing quite the acceleration in decline

[+13] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: 4 US service members killed in the Middle East

Trump the next day: And you won't believe the beautiful drapes I picked out for new ball room

[+13] u/derprondo: "Trump says Iran operation could last 4-5 weeks"

Fuuuuuuuuu this shit is going to last 4-5 decades.

[+13] u/LetsGoAhoy: Realised wsb is the only social media that consistently gives out dopamine because people can say the most deranged shit and still get upvoted

[+13] u/dontslambro: If you would have told me Friday at the high that we start bombing Iran on the weekend and we would be higher than that price I would have laughed at you.

[+13] u/Spanisbro2: FRAUDULENT MARKET. EVERYTHING SCAM. LOADING ON GOLD AND SILVER. FUCK YOUR MADE UP NUMBERS ON A SCREEN

[+13] u/HauntingAardvark521: We just witnessed market manipulation at its finest… RIP puts today.

[+13] u/Locke_____Lamora: Waiting 5m after open whichever direction its going gonna buy 10k in 0dte that direction

[+13] u/Cornorr: This is no longer a bull market..

[+13] u/Bangbangbang_123: #"WAR BULLISH?? WOW WHAT A GEN Z RETARDED TAKE, RED AS FUCK BY OPEN BTW"

🤣🫵

[+13] u/zeusbox: No news day: SPY 685

SaaSpocalypse: SPY 685

AI bubble: SPY 685

WWIII: SPY 685

[+13] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: I need to make enough to retire on the stock market soon. I can’t stand working with a bunch of tards who can’t manage to do simple tasks correctly much longer without going postal. Seriously how are so many people this lazy, dumb, and worthless

[+13] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: tomorrow a rug pull and we deep dive

[+13] u/Independent_Drop4317: Couple years back when Russia started moving into Ukraine, it was a weekend and I had like 15k in puts from Friday. Overnight market on Sunday was blood red, only to wake up to blood green. 

It was my 15k learning experience that war is bullish.

[+13] u/bullhunter469: Bears EXTREMELY MAD lmao

Like every Monday LMAO

[+13] u/TrumpChildOnahole: It's literally gonna close on 0% isn't it

[+13] u/maplessbastard: Yo this market is actually fake wow😂

[+13] u/Glock7enteen: Smoked a dictatorship and the market is going back to green

Get mad you anti-American fucks

[+12] u/OrangMiskin: Back to the goon cave

[+12] u/BigBootyHustla: Don’t be surprised when we go green today

[+12] u/E39_CBX: Why is a Fox new host on his 3rd marriage leading us into another Middle East war?

[+12] u/booose6: “Apple introduces iPhone 17E”

read the room tim apple

[+12] u/Tay_Tay86: Some of you are about to get rich, some of you are about to blow your ports

These things happen in war.

[+12] u/sloanemonroe: This is unreal. Literally unreal. They can just do whatever they want to fuck the most people whenever they want. NOTHING matters.

[+12] u/Anonymustafar: We have 

&gt; A regional war breaking out 

&gt; Oil pushing yearly highs

&gt; Vegas at an unusually slow start

&gt; Stagflation 

&gt; Reverse repo near ATL

&gt; Clear evidence of liquidity troubles in Fed securities purchases at their highest since COVID

&gt; flight to consumer staples, energy

And yet the market is….going up?

[+12] u/ercanbas: How the fuck is it still pumping

[+12] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: bers in disbelief lmfao

[+12] u/vandalofnation: We did it boys!! 

Stocks up! Vix up! Yields up! Gold up! Oil up! Dollar up!   

People said it could not be done, the radical left said it was impossible.  But here we are.

[+12] u/Material-Entrance425: hmm, no more oil. calls on buggy whips. The Amish were right, just early

[+12] u/Metacog_Drivel: "Other wars are dumb. This is the opposite."

Ok, lmao.

[+12] u/donkeybray: I waited the entire weekend for the market to open.. Just to decide my strategy is to do nothing because I don't want to be trapped, or regret.

[+12] u/turdhurler89: So are we going down at open?

[+12] u/Airhostnyc: Better to do nothing and lose nothing

[+12] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Imagine thinking war, the most American thing there is, is bearish.

[+12] u/hv876: VIX today was like me, peaked at 25 and now wasting away.

[+12] u/sloanemonroe: What’s crazy is if this war didn’t start over the weekend the market would probably be down. They had to call in the plunge protection team to keep today from plummeting instead

[+12] u/IamNoob1998: I'm a bull and I'm in complete shambles as to how the fuck we're green

[+12] u/ProudestPeasant: being born to a well-adjusted, loving and supporting family is the biggest lottery win on earth. 

no wonder those people almost unanimously believe in god. I would be counting my lucky stars too.

[+12] u/bullhunter469: Bears wanted -6.69% but SPY went 0% LMAO

[+12] u/masonk69: All that to end flat is crazy manipulation

[+12] u/orangeyougladiator: Bols out downvoting everything hard because they just watched all their gains disappear

[+12] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: Lol and they pumped it into close. Someone needs to take care of these fucking criminals

[+12] u/LeWahooligan0913: Been holding defense industry stocks for years.  It’s a simple life.

[+12] u/n1ck90z: Fake war, fake dip, fake bears

[+12] u/ConstantEfficiency83: SPY isn’t low enough for how high Vix is tbh

[+12] u/cannythecat: Some ancient stone tablets were discovered by archeologists. They said Iran was 1 week away from a nuclear weapon

[+12] u/DrummerCompetitive20: People complaining dip is not big enough....sheesh Big tech was already down -30% what did u expect? another -30%? LOL

[+12] u/advantage_player: 50 schoolchildren obliterated? Pump PLTR

Jesus man

[+12] u/Chlo-Motion: 1. 🥭 starts war on Saturday  
2. Indices open at -2% on Monday  
3. Indices recover to smoke puts; regards buy calls  
4. "AI bubble" narrative comes during mid week to smoke calls  
5. Regards buy puts by Friday  
6. Repeat Step 1

[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: If I would stop buying so fuckin early in the morning I would do so much better, I just get excited

[+12] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: So are we just collecting dictator bodies like Pokémon now?

Hope we catch a shiny Putin at some point

[+12] u/E82822: This market is so massively fucking manipulated it’s insane

[+12] u/CimLeah: got out of jail today and came back to this?

[+12] u/Organic_Ad_8782: Safe to say today did not go as expected 🥲🥲

[+12] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: I heard my mom this morning taking about buying 6 silver eagles for 105 each.... the top is in boys trust me

[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Instead of taking profit I took a screenshot

[+12] u/Awkward-Bit8457: Well that dump just made me 30k

[+12] u/dogs_and_stuff: Does anybody actually like Israel?

[+11] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Mango: "Talks going well"

[+11] u/FullCopy: **Khameni last meeting transcripts:**

Thank you for coming on such short notice. And on a Saturday. I’m sure your wives are thrilled.

Today’s topic: RTO and Unlimited PTO.

It’s important we are together. Every day. In person. Alignment requires proximity.

As for Unlimited PTO.  It is unlimited. In theory. Taking it, however, would signal weakness.

Remember: culture isn’t built in Slack. It’s built in rooms where no one is comfortable leaving. 

Finally, who ordered Einstein bagels, again? I said last time…

[+11] u/InvincibleRoman: i think a few bulls managed to escape, let's hunt them down in the open!

[+11] u/manateaser: The meeting with my colleagues in Iran this morning is going to be awkward 😬

[+11] u/SovietPower777: Sold all the stocks before NVDA earnings, I guessed we would have some kind of correction, and then I didn't buy on dip on Thursday and Friday because I was afraid of war with Iran, sometimes it's better not to do anything

[+11] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: I mean, how fucking low can it go at open man, it already looks pretty ass

[+11] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: This shit is wild.

If some regards started lobbing nukes at each other we’d probably see SPY at 1000+ EOD.

[+11] u/ih8myylife: WHO BOUGHT PUTS AT OPEN AND GOT COOKED RAISE YOUR HANDS

[+11] u/YeahPlayaaaaa: Im sorry your son was killed in action but thats the way it is and probably some other kid will die soon too maybe

[+11] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/7dn6a1kh7omg1.png?width=1536&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=b3f2c0052fa7d8f5aca6894a4b70644aa7f3f0fe

[+11] u/anonymouschelseafan: This market is fucking insane

[+11] u/machinepeen: 🥭 is offering complete immunity to Bears who lay down their arms

[+11] u/Elforas_Tero: The next war should be on bers

[+11] u/Venom17645: so.. believe it or not, calls

[+11] u/sirkarmalots: Tesler definitely getting the billion dollar contract for terminators

[+11] u/TheWokenessInjector: Calls on bottle caps.

[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Trading is so much fun! I love starting every day at 9:30 down $4k or more! 🥰

[+11] u/chainerection: Patiently waiting for the "Iran talk going well" headline

[+11] u/Bam2458: Operation “Epic Fury” gets a chuckle out of me every time.

[+11] u/ProfessorMystery: We're closing green and you know it.

[+11] u/Valkorion335786: **BREAKING NEWS: MARCO RUBIO HAS JUST FOUND OUT HE NEEDS TO BE SHAH OF IRAN IN 72 HOURS**

[+11] u/Level_Counter3062: I took screenshots over the weekend of all the users who loudly claimed green by open and were laughing at bers.  Will release the full unredacted list at close

[+11] u/tossaway1040: This shits gonna crash so hard when market opens

[+11] u/Omes1c: how many of y'all tryna catch this knife

[+11] u/Ble_h: Have you said thank you once?

[+11] u/JaraxxusPS4: I managed to sell my gains and pay off all my high interest credit cards. It’s he biggest win I have ever had

[+11] u/rcantu314: Crypto holding all weekend was the most bullish indicator and nobody believed me

[+11] u/Urzuck: This is it, this is the start of the legendary rugpull

[+11] u/hallett21: VIX says this ain’t over

[+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Continuous green rocket barrage wiping out the bers, theta gang is next

[+11] u/Drunkenm4ster: The swings of emotions in here over short time windows will never cease to amaze me lol

[+11] u/Warm-Profit-775: Why is JD Vance on my couch screaming calls passionately

[+11] u/Metacog_Drivel: Operation retard chungus was a success, sir.

[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: You listened to a bunch of kids who have no money  🤣

[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: ALSMOT AS IF THIS MARKET WAS RIGGED

[+11] u/plzplzplztendies: #OY VEY MY SHECKELS!!!

[+11] u/TechnologyEven6926: Fuck this gay ass market

[+11] u/Zeppu: The big winner in all of this is Russian oil.

[+11] u/legible_print: Dude who made $4 on a put today: “Chaos is a ladder”

[+11] u/Moepenmoes: I fucking hate myself, I panic sold on open and down -10% YTD, only to see it's now even higher than open

[+11] u/IRunFast24: Trading to help me pass the time when I'm bored at work has not proven a winning strategy.

[+11] u/Most-Crazy2353: Perfectly flat after a huge geopolitical event. Mms scum of the fucking earth

[+11] u/Most-Crazy2353: Market so fucking gay it could be the boyfriend of the mods in here

[+11] u/DrSOGU: So essentially no one in Pentagon planned for the obvious move that Iran closes Hormuz to tank the world economy.

As was discussed for years, that they could do this.

Okay.

[+11] u/Autistic-Bot: “Operation Epstein Fury is in full force”  —Central Command

[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: “Green by open Monday!” -delusional morons here Saturday morning

[+11] u/vanceraa: equities too risky. i’m switching to gourd futures

[+11] u/CompoteSpecialist618: I waited all weekend for this?

[+11] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Stock market does opposite of what it’s supposed to do. Got it

[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Microsoft being green is the cherry on top. The missiles must've been using Linux

[+11] u/EnginrA: Why are we pumping I can’t believe it

[+11] u/housemoneyrocketship: Donny: prayers to the four we lost  
1 minute later…  
Donny: ooh look at those drapes

[+11] u/BFox1982: Market is peak retardation

[+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Today I learned it is possible to impose global tariffs, have high inflation, have high unemployment, be in a war, have interest rates flat and have the markets near ATHs.

[+11] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Bers from last night lmao

[+11] u/jda823: How are small caps not dumping? Won't they get screwed the most by oil prices? Their margins are already so low

[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This shit so retarded 😭

[+11] u/bullhunter469: Bears wanted -6.69% but SPY went 0% LMAO

[+11] u/greyenlightenment: NVDA rebranded as $180 stablecoin

[+11] u/cardboard-junkie: Fake and gay. We dumpin tomorrow.

[+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: you guys are aware this shit dumps hard at open right?

[+11] u/WarmCan3034: Idk 1dte is long term for me

[+10] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Good thing my dad panic sold all his stocks last time there was a conflict in the Middle East, the stock market hasn’t done shit since then right

[+10] u/QuantrixQuintrix: *Gimme some shit to buy.*

**This is opportunity.**

[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Please point and laugh at me, because if I hadn't blown half my port on 0DTE puts last week, I would be able to buy the dip today 😭 I'm such a fucking dumbass holy shit

[+10] u/TheOnlySafeCult: how about cleaning up the subreddit from all the dumb mofos buying puts and calling it "short selling"?

their Internet access should be revoked.

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Hey so it just keeps going down

[+10] u/leestowncat: lol you all thought you were safe in silver.

[+10] u/TheOnlySafeCult: RIP to everyone who took time to screenshot their puts at open instead of pulling the trigger to sell

[+10] u/Bangbangbang_123: "-5% GUARANTEED!!!"

Fucking IDIOTS LMFAOOOO

[+10] u/SuggamadexRocuronium: Bears thought Iran, the country that has been sanctioned to hell for 25 years and has the GDP of a US child’s lemonade stand, would actually effect the global economy from a few US freedom missiles. Get real.

[+10] u/No_Current3675: How do people not remember that he thinks those in service are suckers?

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I shouldn’t be but I am surprised by this level of pump lol

[+10] u/aftherith: Here I sit broken hearted. Bought some puts and my money departed.

[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Don't let the recovery distract you from the fact that we have basically been flat since Oct 28 last year, hell SPY is at its Oct 28 levels again for the 9th time since then

[+10] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: If you bought calls or puts we're all trying to profit off of this war. Lets not pretend any fucking moral high ground exists here. Anyway I did not off load all my puts. Some are getting heavy. Sigh

[+10] u/hudson701: from this point forward, won't be bothering with news anymore, data releases, earning reports etc its all fucking pointless, especially after today. Don't have a bias whatsoever, don't be influenced by anything. Just turn up and react to the price action. That's it. This is one of the biggest lessons I think I've ever learnt in trading - everything is already baked into the chart - just react to it. little momentum scalp, in and out.

[+10] u/Soffatjockis: The market is so fucking broken lol.

Its not even funny anymore.

[+10] u/ripcord51: BREAKING: PAM BONDI SEEN LOADING EPSTEIN FILES ON SHIP IN STRAIT OF HORMUZ

[+10] u/Fineous40: I still think this is part of Elon’s plan to sell more electric cars.

[+10] u/Spoliationcomplation: The president said they keep killing the guys they want to install in Iran, but they killed their first, second, and third choice by accident, so they are looking for their fourth choice, and if they find one they like they will start working on installing them . . . If that guy isn't dead already or killed by accident  

Go long, we are gonna be here a while 😂

[+10] u/tendiemountain: Bombs went off and my port is only down -.75%.

Have I finally made a balanced port?

[+10] u/sir_dreads: Friday was not a good day to buy calls

[+10] u/callsonreddit: Breaking news

Missiles fired at wsb ports at open

[+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Our country is being run by 3 retards in a trench coat

[+10] u/wildcat1055: Wake me up when Donnie buys the dip

[+10] u/arbitraryBlue: Good thing half my port is cash. The bad thing is half my port is cash

[+10] u/pigslick: if this mf goes green im cooked chat

[+10] u/ObseenKarma: I didn’t realize how many Iranians banked with SoFi!

[+10] u/civillyRange: Kuwait shot down 3 F15s In friendly fire

4 US dead and I think 8 wounded officially announced so far, but not from planes 

So shitty job compared to ol' Venezuela so far. This ain't no quick in n out. 

Bols be prepared 📉📉📉

[+10] u/teamyg: Options will be very expensive today; you better sell, not buy.

For example, if you wanted to buy call; sell put instead; if you wanted to buy put, sell call instead.

Wall Street Market-Makers are gonna harvesting all options sold, making them worthless.

[+10] u/Economisty: Listening to Hegseth, it's over for you Yanks. Take your cash and invest in the Mogadishu Stock Exchange. The safer bet.

[+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: “Let’s hold calls over the weekend surely all of that posturing won’t lead to anything” LMAO BOLS

[+10] u/Frozen_Shades: Welp at least I filled my tanked before this bullshit

[+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: One circuit breaker wouldn’t hurt 🥺

[+10] u/blm4lyfe: I think I have aged 5 years since new year

[+10] u/jerm2z: Mods stickying comments is a circuit breaker signal

[+10] u/Proton404x: #War is bullish = wrong.

[+10] u/HARCYB-throwaway: Moved everything to dividends a few months ago. Replaced my salary. Why do I still come here?

[+10] u/staresinshamona: pump so fake it just might be real

[+10] u/ExternalAutomatic388: This the most American shit ever

[+10] u/TraipseTraveller: The things I would do to start back at even..

[+10] u/VincenteThomp: They’ve finally done it. They’ve killed the last bear.

[+10] u/Red_Potatoes_620: Are the mods literal children? Why is discussion of politics, the single most influential and important topic concerning the market and everything else that affects observable reality barred from discussion? Absolute clowns.

[+10] u/Personal-Boss-7111: The algos' control on VIX and Spy is insane.

[+10] u/Namtabmal: Why did buy a put on open fuck this shit

[+10] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: No one believes this propaganda bro

[+10] u/Whatevs56: Bols celebrating the market being in the same place it was 4 months ago.

[+10] u/diefy7321: Bro goes from talking about ded soldiers to gold curtains lmfaooo

[+10] u/M_from_Vegas: Alright 

Dumb bear that tripled down on puts

Might as well hold to 0 now fuck it

[+10] u/WalrusHonda: Feels like two things are happening. 

Markets are Short squeezing the large amount of puts in the system 

While also getting bullish retail primed to become exit liquidity the second something goes wrong.

Bulls probably won the day but I’m still super doomer.

[+10] u/ismebbb: As much as I'd like to laugh at stupid ber I think about all the innocent people getting killed and I feel bad. This will be my last post of the day

[+10] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭: OPERATION EPIC FURY WILL RESUME AFTER MARKET CLOSES

[+10] u/Pete26l96: Damn, loaned my parents $12K 5 months ago because they they needed a little hand to pay off a vehicle lease for work, still haven't paid me back anything but I find out they just did like $5K in home renovations and went on a trip to Italy.

Now I've missed the deadline to contribute to my retirement savings plan and will have to pay an extra $4K in taxes.

Too many people in this world are too relaxed about using other's money. Lesson learned.

[+10] u/Mare-Insularum: So dropping 1000s of bombs was priced in?

[+10] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'ma punch a hole through the wall

[+10] u/SarcasticTrumpet: "Studies conclude that the market dropping is inherently antisemitic"

[+10] u/Yousoldmetohigh: A plane has struck the puts.

[+10] u/Rizocon1: I just bought puts ur welcome we pump to 690 now

[+10] u/Spezalt4: Bers hit by patriot missile

[+10] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Kinda feels like a massive bull trap

[+10] u/No_Cod972: Another plane has hit the bear thesis.

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: They don’t make hours as sour as I need rn lmao

[+10] u/DoubleVisual5996: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything right now. It’s fucking on.

[+10] u/ArseHolder: strait of hormuz is actually closed now, only one indian ship is brave enough to cross it at this time

[https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.6/zoom:9](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.5/centery:26.6/zoom:9)

[+10] u/Realistic_Homework55: iran is gonna close 20% of oil and market is still green 🤡

[+10] u/silverfutes: Somebody’s car alarm has been going off all morning.  Fkn steal it already!  This is driving me nuts!

[+10] u/type_error: Is it too late to harvest losses for 2025???

[+10] u/FullCopy: Breaking: Due to political tensions, Einstein Bagels decides to close all its 2,500 stores in Iran.

[+10] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: I’m fuckin pissed this Iran war got me stressed out and now I’m pissin out my anoos 😡

[+10] u/arbitraryBlue: Mods are cucks. And probably Russian assets.

Anyways, calls at open

[+10] u/abroadbroadband: Sorry about the state of the subreddit.

War is a great time... to lose money trading. That's what WallStreetBets is for.

[+10] u/bigboybigbat: The actual casinos are more honest than this. Shit is pumping after an act of war in an uncertain global climate

[+10] u/donkeybray: SPY slightly red = The market is pretending to be sad

[+10] u/TraipseTraveller: Good thing I've become so numb to the feeling of being in the red. Nothing can phase me now

[+10] u/Bangbangbang_123: "GULLIBOLS"

"HOLYY BOL COPE"

"DUDE -1% IS SIGNIFICANT I SWEAR"

#THIS AND MORE RETARDED BER COPE, ALL ON WSB WEEKEND THREAD

[+10] u/rioferdy838: cant believe we're going green after war weekend.

insanity

[+10] u/akunisg: looks like it's my favorite band

green day

[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: operation hide epstein files getting out of control

[+10] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bers asking to speak to the manager rn

[+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: america launched strikes on BERS, OPERATION FUK YOUR POOTS

[+10] u/oldsguy65: Calls. Because you can either die in nuclear Armageddon poor, or you can die in nuclear Armageddon with a flush portfolio.

[+10] u/NativePlant870: 5 green days in a row starting now

[+10] u/MaxVerstudpen: Kid Rock for next Ayatollah 💪🤘

[+10] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I bet some retarded ber just doubled down on his puts.  So very fucked

[+10] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #DUMD BEARS TOUGHT THE SUPREM LEADER DYING WAS BERISH LMAO 🤣 😂😂😂

[+10] u/hallett21: Up 0.13% and we’re calling this green lol

[+10] u/ercanbas: I will never buy spy puts again

[+10] u/KroKart100: Idc what anyone says this is the most rigged shit ever

[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: Ber should be so embarrassed

[+10] u/cryptohorn: Comment above me has big pp 🙂👍

[+9] u/DefiantDelta: when he talks about violence you can see the sexual thrill overcome him, the only thing that makes his eyes twinkle

[+9] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: I don't invest but I like when the market crashes because this thread is so much more entertaining when it's all red

[+9] u/31andnotdone: the ~~feminine~~ contrarian urge to buy calls

[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: Those Lord Farquaad memes were spot on

[+9] u/memelackey: This admin is gay. I need claude code it's the only thing distracting me from my gambling addiction.

[+9] u/whodey84: Cramer was right on the whole, "Markets looked like shit on Friday before all this"

[+9] u/Warm_Implement3088: nah this pump is ominous as fuck

[+9] u/JakeSal10: 🥭 says the biggest wave of attacks is yet to come, CALLLLS

[+9] u/zephyrs85: Yep the movie Idiocracy is playing out irl

[+9] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: This is gonna rug so hard. No peace deal has been made. We’re gonna have to sent people in and it’s gonna escalate.

[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: https://preview.redd.it/t2w6s3sx7omg1.jpeg?width=1170&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c7521f965a71275106943912ddd91ca33ab3f4d0

[+9] u/sanndman: BREAKING: Multiple coordinated missiles fired at targets in Alaska, California and Arctic Circle hit multiple bears including their supreme leader, Bearatollah Bearmini.

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: If ICE sees me eating hummus you think I’m fucked?

[+9] u/jnas_19: US AIR FORCE TANKERS FORCED TO LEAVE SPAIN AFTER GOVERNMENT REFUSES AIRBASES TO BE USED FOR IRAN ATTACKS: AIRLIVE

[+9] u/spudbro00: They are going to have to pry these puts out of my dead hands during my bankruptcy proceedings

[+9] u/Most-Crazy2353: Literally nothing matters. They will just paint the chart to fuck as many of you as possible.

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Not buying until ATH again

[+9] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: 100% market manipulation

[+9] u/FineJuggernaut3295: My NVDA calls went from -60% to -6%. #winning

[+9] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: They were going to get attacked and would have responded by attacking us, so we attacked them first. 

🤡SHOW

[+9] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Everything is pumping back lmfao

[+9] u/Basis_404_: I was told there was going to be a V and the market was going to be green by open

[+9] u/hioman01: Believe it or not, calls &gt;!your family to say goodbye!&lt;

[+9] u/I_work_too_much: Another war in the middle east I guess every company on earth suddenly became worthless.  As is tradition.

[+9] u/88Babies: There is definitely a turd in the punch bowl

[+9] u/ConsequenceBig3135: Convinced Donnie is trying to tank the market

[+9] u/The_BakedCrusader: Can Iran file a missile to the algo's that intentionally fuck my calls and puts over? Just the computers, no people please. Just one missile that's all I need

[+9] u/ClydeFrogsDrugDealer: Another WSB purge?  I’m here for it.  Too many in here hate, apparently, making money.  

Weekend thread got desperately sad.  You 🤡

[+9] u/lobsterspider: Why is there literally nothing about the war on reddit except for here?

[+9] u/Kobe_Fan: energy prices could be the pin prick that ends this gay bubble

[+9] u/Daveonaltair4: Good week to start walking to work

[+9] u/hioman01: Pump is fading as Ameritards wake up

[+9] u/Tough-Ad4937: Bols be like green by open 🤤

[+9] u/TheGeoGod: At this rate I’ll be down 70k YTD mostly unrealized losses

[+9] u/DiamondHands667: Good morning. I have officially retired from team bull and i am now on team bear.

[+9] u/Stop_The_Rain: Lat time I hold short dated calls over the weekend when the orange one is in office. Stupid move!

[+9] u/Superandrewable_: AAwwwwwhhhh yeah who's ready to lose some money!

[+9] u/throwawaydonaldinho: You know its real when Dimon is begging retail to create exit liquidty.

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Seeing your buying power after blowing your shit up the previous trading day 😩

[+9] u/Interesting-Sun-7578: Jokes aside, good luck everyone. It’s a good day to make a bunch or lose a bunch. Don’t forget to hit sell after the screenshot, and don’t be too bummed to cut losses. 🫡

[+9] u/SincereSimpleSpecial: Rug is gonna be pulled in 3....2.....1!

[+9] u/PatrickSebast: Really need something in the market to completely over-react so I can trade on that.  Starting the war on a weekend should be illegal - we lost a lot of panic momentum!

[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: We may have dipped more without an attack

[+9] u/rioferdy838: buying NVDA at $175 or below has been free money for a while now.

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers getting left on read by their AI girlfriends.

[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Come with me

and you'll be 

on a rug of pure exasperation

[+9] u/UnivalveX: NVDA ascending to Valhalla

[+9] u/Icy-Leave-9111: Last Monday this had a bigger sell off from just nothing

[+9] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Pump to green now, you had you lil drop

[+9] u/saw-it: AAPL: we’re releasing last years product but increasing the number in the name

Market: shiiiiieeeeetttttt 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

[+9] u/ManyManufacturer6090: wtf was pump for if we couldn’t hit green

[+9] u/RageQuitHero: mr rothschild.. we no longer have any money to pump the market

[+9] u/sergechewbacca: Ain't no way we're green. Truly the most regarded market of all time.

[+9] u/RED-DOT-MAN: WTF man. Talking about drapes and ballroom?!

[+9] u/Cold_Respond_7656: My guys discussing drapes

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Someday shits gonna drop so hard it’s actually scary and I’ll have overslept or fuckin been in meetings or something.

[+9] u/zeusbox: Almost like this meeting is specifically not about honoring the lost soldiers.

[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Silver being red today is such a plottwist ngl

[+9] u/thrashmetal_octopus: Sir, a second plane has hit the ber portfolio

[+9] u/Glittering-Total8853: Bro it’s not stopping

[+9] u/UnivalveX: trump can say anything right now and this market will continue to pump lmao

[+9] u/Lcc30: Perfect set up for a massive dump after lunch

[+9] u/dabblesest: Keep buying puts guys! I’m sure it will dump! Any minute now!!! 🤣😂

[+9] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: The funniest thing would be SPY ripping all the way up to $700 at last. Imagine the ber seething we’d witness

[+9] u/SadDevelopment3049: JP Morgan says the Iran conflict is a buying opportunity. An opportunity for you to buy their position and be left holding the bag.

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: I caught a 3 day Reddit ban for making a joke about a popular ceiling appliance

[+9] u/EvolvingDior: The move down in Asian and EU markets, along with the move up in DXY is just crushing int'l ETFs today. Good time to cash in some VOO for VYMI. The Asian and EU markets will rebound on the coattails of the US markets tomorrow. And the currency move will revert as well.

[+9] u/ebfeebfe: Joe Rogan out as new Ayatollah?

[+9] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Who's the next brown people we bomb? My guess is Cuba

[+9] u/Bam2458: My bidet claims to have 5 power settings but all of them are basically just FULL SPEED FIRE HOSE

[+9] u/CasherburyTales: Marco Rubio, US Secretary of State and interim leader of Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran.

When your boss keeps firing people and not replacing

[+9] u/Anonymustafar: Just rememeber the overwhelming majority of people you’re reading here are losing money myself included

[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: They own the market too this is insane

[+9] u/Soffatjockis: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+9] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: Every thing i touch turns red.

[+9] u/maximuminimum: Bears furiously slamming their fedoras on the ground &amp; stomping on them atm

[+9] u/KroKart100: This is the worst day of my life

[+9] u/lamewoodworker: Soldier boy told us. 

UUUU

[+9] u/Sick0h: The Strait of Urmomz is always open for business

[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Some of you are community members of crypto subreddits or individual stock subreddits and it shows

Me?  Full port WSB retard here

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I have been unburdened today of owning money

[+9] u/ManBearPig_1983: Omg, what could all of those aircraft carriers and military ships meant building up in the Middle East last week!? Who could’ve seen this cumming?

[+9] u/Moepenmoes: I just want my money back man

[+9] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Netanyahu is openly talking about slaughtering all of Iran and Trump still thinks this is a 3-4 week operation LOL boots on the ground incoming.

[+9] u/Lennyhotnutzboi: I could care less if they close the strait, I don't even like hummus. 🥱

[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: Nice of mango to raise oil prices, Putin was running low on cash

[+9] u/Sick0h: Revolutionary guard thrilled by reaction to being believed, now claiming Supreme Leader also alive again

[+9] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Puts will expire worthless tomorrow. As always.

[+9] u/tjinga2u: This roulette wheel sure does land on 0 a lot 🤔

[+9] u/IndividualNo7155: Taking an enormous shit rn. Also guys I think wwiii is actually starting

[+9] u/JesusBoughtPuts: Update: planning on exiting my oil positions end of this week and jumping into $MU. Their ER is on the 19th this month.

[+9] u/ripcord51: Operation Epic Fury sounds like a Call of Duty event

[+9] u/financiallythriving: Toilet water and raw potatoes for dinner tonight

[+9] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: What to buy. 

What to buy.

So many choices. 

Can’t decide.

[+9] u/leestowncat: If you liked nvo at 130 you will love it at 30!

[+9] u/silverfutes: Operation Epic Furry 🐻

[+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Retail is going to absolutely gobble this dip up in 30 mins.

[+9] u/Kinnins0n: why is goog drilling? 

army doesn’t google places before bombing them?

[+9] u/eudaimonia_dc: What sort of a casino closes for 2 whole days? Ridiculous.

[+9] u/yeahyoubored: Did we really think global economies would care about Iran????

Silly us

[+9] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: In an alternate universe, it is March 2nd 2026, and the biggest news story this week is that President Harris made a gaffe from the way she laughed while hosting the US Gold Medal Hockey teams (both male and female) last week. The Iran Nuclear deal is still in place, and new trade restrictions have been imposed on countries trading with Russia. Nobody can name anyone in the cabinet, as they come from boring academic or related backgrounds. 

The DOW lingers around 42,000 as the strength of the dollar remains relatively healthy. President Harris made various comments about bringing the national debt under control during the State of the Union.

Republicans are preparing articles of impeachment for the third time in a year.

[+9] u/Uneducated-trader: This is a fake pump, PUTS lezzzgoooooo

[+9] u/Ok-Yak-900: Anyone else dumb enough to trade today?

[+9] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers, bers never learn

[+9] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: #NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

[+9] u/Leading-Future6691: This rug pull gonna be legendary

[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: They keep it flat to fk calls and puts. Predictible

[+9] u/vermilli21: This range is diabolical. We are trapped here forever

[+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: Everyone just trapping each other

[+9] u/hallett21: Bad news comes after market close. Good news should have come by now.

[+9] u/vermilli21: Well this is boring , back to gooning

[+9] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Selling into strength and building cash reserves for the trump dump that's coming....

[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Spy puts paid rent 😏

[+9] u/HoustonHous: The funniest thing today is Silver going down

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Jesus returning with a nuke in hand wouldn’t bring this market out of our range 😕

[+9] u/spectra444: Spy to 700 EOW would be the funniest possible outcome

[+9] u/IllBuyYourCar: Oh Jesus fuck the ballroom bro

[+9] u/motomeru2526: TALKING ABOUT NEW CURTAINS WHILE SERVICE MEMBERS DIED ARE YOU INSANE?! HAHAHAHA

[+9] u/Most-Crazy2353: 🥭 had a stroke and so did the market

[+9] u/ebitdasga: This morning I thought SLV would save my portfolio, right now it’s the only thing red in my portfolio

[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: Too many people talking about bottoms

[+9] u/naija123456: Been busy all day at work. Just checked the markets. How are we green. This stock market is ass

[+9] u/ThermalChaser: Kuwait teamkilling our jets. Gg guys.

[+9] u/MustBeHere: Spy back to prices last seen 1 hour ago

[+9] u/McClintockC: Reverse rug-pull where the rug is being forced back under the ber's feet

#LMFAAAOOOOOOOOO

[+9] u/ahopye: You've got to play this market as if you're as retarded as it is. That's why I start my morning by eating a pack of crayons, taking a shit, wiping my ass with the financial newspapers. Then I make my moves based on whether I think the crayon shit stains look more green or red

[+9] u/OptionGamble: Calls at anytime today would have paid off

[+9] u/ConstantAd1: Joe Rogan died so we could pump

[+9] u/rdr31: Khameini was already priced in. Bers r ultra fuk

[+9] u/UrOpinionIsBadBuddy: LOL THEY RUG PULLED HAHHAHAHAHA

[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Iran: the hormuz is closed

Market: I don't believe you

Iran: no really, we will shoot at every single ship passing through the strait

Market: *surprised pikachu.jpg*

[+9] u/gami2billy: it's over bears. we have the high ground

[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I think we should send Shia LaBeouf to Europe with diplomatic immunity and just see what happens

[+9] u/Realistic_Homework55: its gonna drop down when trump’s speech is over. sell now

[+9] u/CasherburyTales: My accountant reviewed my trades from 2025 and sent me for lead paint exposure testing

[+9] u/boztron: 🫵😂 if you think Iran is actually a threat to your tech calls

[+9] u/Actual_Mycologist859: Evil MM collecting last dollars from silly bulls

[+9] u/drunkmozart: sure got quiet in here

[+9] u/OpportunityDue90: Happy hour starting at 6 am today?

[+8] u/whitehypeman: Market flat, this subreddit panics. Market down, everyone acting bullish. Can't make it up

[+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: absolutely hilarious looking at the megacap financials  

PE - 32 28 31 37 25  ... TSLA 375  

net income 120B 117B 130B 78B 60B .... TSLA 3B  

EPS growth -  +60% +30% +25% +29% ... TSLA -47%

[+8] u/deertracker2022: Since "WE DIDN'T START THIS WAR" market is going to absolutely rip. Green green green.

[+8] u/silverfutes: This is all Jack Dorsey’s fault.

[+8] u/ercanbas: I have 40 670 puts expiring today. Pray for me Pete Hegseth.

[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: THE GATES OF HELL OPEN IN EXACTLY TWELVE (12) MINUTES

[+8] u/a_human_21: "War is a great time" said the regard above me

[+8] u/lamewoodworker: Damn i should have listened to that warren buffet/riley reid meme about being greedy when others are fearful

[+8] u/rottenfence: Where’s the guy calling for -5% today… just wanting to see if it was a typo

[+8] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Fuck it I’m buying puts. Sorry guys.

[+8] u/saw-it: Spy could pull off the craziest rug pull

[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Disgusting shakeout on NVDA 

They got your asses, like the 7th time since November it’s baited a pullback below 170 and bounced

[+8] u/NewDawn101: Bears coping so hard

[+8] u/I_work_too_much: Lol USD so back baby

[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: AVAV stock chart looks like a drone that was shot down LMAO

[+8] u/vanceraa: if you told me on friday a co-ordinated bombing of iran by the entire gulf and america would result in a theta day i would not believe it

and here we are

[+8] u/GTS980: Fucking menacing pump.

[+8] u/No_Current3675: What an insufferable cunt.

[+8] u/browsk: LMAO already got bored of thinking about the troops, anyone but himself is a waste of his time

[+8] u/Brawmethius: LMAO BOOM back to neutral. Even corn sitting at the stable price for DEC 2026 perpetuals.

I know I am screaming this to the fucking short bus, but holy shit, literally the underlying concept of what an investment into a security is has been rewritten in front of us by derivatization. 

And I don't mean tinfoil hat on, "they" or "MM" have come to manipulate you. This does not require malice, it does not require coordination.

Simply, a security is no longer priced by its future performance or earnings. Thats so pre-2020. It just isn't that anymore, that isn't the pricing model, just almost unrelated to the flow of money.

And flow of money determines what the market does. 

If you want to imagine what this looks like in something physical, imagine sports betting on a game, and suddenly the players like blink across the field, or scores change, and just random shit starts happening in the game and the reason is "because the bets have changed". You;'d think "wtf this shit is backwards game should happen and that should impact bets".

That is what we have done to the markets in general with rampant derivitization .

[+8] u/Dategmiot: Tough to believe they are getting so many fish to buy in before the big dump. 🤔

[+8] u/kalakesri: the ayatollah went out with a big bang

[+8] u/Express_Rush_6320: I've learned not to be here during weekends it's always the same story

[+8] u/ikasey24: Similar to when Hitler fed his army meth during WW2, Hegseth is feeding dick pills from HIMS to the American troops, obviously

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: SPY can suck my whole ass bro

[+8] u/Warm_Implement3088: I made $5 today off of thousands in oil tanker calls.

[+8] u/DirectReplacement795: The Ayatollah was holding the market hostage, SPY 700 tomorrow

[+8] u/aftherith: Y'all swimming in the Straight of Homos

[+8] u/Xzlk: Get everyone to buy all fkn day in the green and then dump it. Classic

[+8] u/TheDiplomat82: Hell ya. Nothing happened. As predicted

[+8] u/NewComplaint2065: very normal. very real

[+8] u/saintmitchy: I’m monitoring the situation

[+8] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Bet the opening candle will rise so high it will be intercepted by the the iron dome

[+8] u/livingunique: I know there's a lot going on right now and it's tough to time things correctly, but just keep in mind that you're an idiot and your mother is whore

[+8] u/420Secured: If you don't recognize this as a "be greedy when others are fearful" moment, I dont know what to tell you. You hate money.

[+8] u/cryptohorn: #I'm continuing to monitor the situation

[+8] u/Dbestinvest: My only answer is to Hold and not look. I would look only if I had cash to add!

[+8] u/VirgillMastercard: Someone please explain to me why GOOGL is down 2.6%. Why does their business model give a flying fuck about some explosions in the middle east? Ridiculous!

[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: “Listen up Choads! We’re cool. The rest of you get fukt.”  -Secretary Kegsbreath

[+8] u/silverfutes: When I said “pick a fkn direction” I didn’t mean **that** direction.

[+8] u/Stock_Succotash_1560: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+8] u/burner-account-44: I just learnt that to break even from 50% loss you need the price to go up 100%.  
I wish I wouldn’t have known that 🤯

[+8] u/Reasonable_Roger: Man I just got out a whole one piece booger lining of my right sinus. It's going to be a great day.

Calls. Spy 684.

[+8] u/Bam2458: The next one will be Operation “Four Inches is A Lot!”

[+8] u/SeattleOligarch: Saylor buying BTC while he's underwater feels like he's definitely a regular crayon eater

[+8] u/silverfutes: How do I tell my GF I’m bear-curious?

[+8] u/Remarkable-Garage126: Buckle up we are in for a wild week

[+8] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Do i sell my GLD call  at market open

[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: I was deadass considering a SLV play today too

[+8] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Sir, another drone has hit your portfolio.

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls definition of winning is getting sadder and sadder with this prolonged market stall lmao “we will close above 680” is the new 700 😂

[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: hard to believe the flippant and unserious tone of pres's remarks about expecting more military deaths

even for him, that's a major clown moment

[+8] u/El3k0n: # OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO

[+8] u/kalakesri: It’s time for the bull sacrifice 🫡

[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: 6 mins until meltdown

[+8] u/Impressive_Thing_299: How do I make my phone sell positions when I take a screenshot?

[+8] u/DegenBagholder_: Hefty red candle incoming in 5 minutes :D

[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Remember guys when orange said obama gonna start a war with Iran lmao

[+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Down 35% at open fuhhhhh

[+8] u/CalRippedken: [ Removed by Reddit ]

[+8] u/GneissFrog: congrats everyone on surviving WW3. It was looking dicey for a second there, I almost went out and bought extra toilet paper.

[+8] u/JoeBucksSafeWord: If you didnt close shorts and go long everything today, this game isnt made for you

[+8] u/80s_JDM: You thought NVDA would pump on earnings - ❌

You thought Stocks would crash and metals pump after the war started - ❌

You think the market is about world and economic news - ❌

The market is about making sure your derivatives do not print big - ✔️

[+8] u/chibi78: They can not be serious how fast they are scooping up the dip

[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: NOT SURE IF I TRUST THIS PUMP YET

[+8] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: It’s gonna rug again ain’t it

[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Manipulation is only real if I don’t benefit from it

[+8] u/OptionGamble: No wonder politicians do whatever, market never cares lol

[+8] u/Ok_Dish1650: Everyone point and laugh at ber 😂🫵

[+8] u/soscribbly: It’s crazy that we can just be “we don’t like this countries leader so we killed him”…

How tf 🤯

[+8] u/Devastaytah: How the fuck is exxon trying to go red when crude oil is up 7% 🤣🤣🤣

[+8] u/Just_Butterfly4052: I'm just not gonna look at it.

[+8] u/RageQuitHero: the next 10 minutes will be critical in determining if i need to use double ply or not

[+8] u/ChampagnePapi-: This is not fair i wanted a big dip its not fair

[+8] u/Punjab94: I am very confused as to why the fuck sp500 is green 🤣

[+8] u/Responsible-Rip8793: It really doesn’t want to go down

[+8] u/jerm2z: Christopher Nolan once said you can close your options at 20-30% profit, or hold them long enough that they go to 0.

[+8] u/DefiantDelta: cnbc: next up hear from an Israeli venture capitalist how hard life is right now!

be so fucking for real

[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Whoever’s selling, your mums a hoe

[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers 🤝 0 DTE Puts

Worthless

[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WHY ISHE TALKING ABOUT THE BALLROOM

[+8] u/DuckTalesOohOoh: Some of you will never learn: Mideast events have very little to do with markets.

[+8] u/Houston_swimmer: Imagine being a ber fantasizing about massive gains from your -69% spy 420 leap put, watching premarket death and shitposting about dumb buls all weekend only to get curb stomped as per usual.

[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that SPY would go to 666.0 within **12 hours** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 36 wins and 108 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+8] u/booose6: Totally healthy pump bols you guys are so back!!!

[+8] u/UnivalveX: from -1.5% to -0.2% yet again. bers will never understand

[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: Are my SPY $400p cooked chat?

[+8] u/Happy_Discussion_536: XOM pre-market ----&gt; 165.51 

XOM current price ----&gt; 153.91

-7.01%

SPY pre-market ----&gt; 677.62

SPY current price ----&gt; 683.8

+0.91%

tHis wIlL bE a lOnG wAR

[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: "Circuit breaker" smooth brains currently licking their wounds waiting for the next mildly red futures night to begin screaming circuit breaker with renewed regarded vigor

[+8] u/VeryMercurial: I can’t believe the market actually priced in *the start* of a fucking Middle East war.

[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: the fact the news stations are not saying a word about hormuz being totally shut off right now, is telling that they’re in on the coming rug-pull.

[+8] u/CanadianAbroad7: Get ready to buy the trump dip, he opens his fat orange mouth in a minute or two

[+8] u/Jemmani22: Slv 75 eod?

Shit is hilarious. 

Wsb "PRECIOUS METALS AND OIL GONNA 10X ON MONDAY"

Wsb rugged themselves

[+8] u/DepartureAnxious5115: In my best Captain America voice "SLV I can keep averaging down all day!"

[+8] u/daddysgirl794: These crashes on silver are so manufactured lmao

[+8] u/EmuIntrepid7374: Got a meeting at 10:30 up 30% with AVAV at 300. Came out meeting at 11 -5%. You can’t make this shit up

[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: This is fucking hilarious

[+8] u/NewDawn101: Only people I’m glad are losing money are silver freaks. They reach gamestoxk level of annoying

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: The people in charge of the country bought their first house for $75 and a firm handshake and don’t know how to update or remember their passwords but shits definitely gonna be fine lmao

[+8] u/wright_on_: On any given day it feels like 60-70% of the people you deal with have a concussion

[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: Is there anything possible in this world that could drop spy to 650

[+8] u/canbolat4: I heard today was supposed to be -5% 🤣

[+8] u/Hot-Walk-6334: Buy vix calls  this isnt it. Would be a retard to think this is over. Will have some big red days this week imo. Dont know about tomorrow but things will get worse before better looks like a trap.

[+8] u/Unemployable1593: may I suggest that you are the one that played yourself

[+8] u/StockMarketDavid: Remember guys.
#WAR MADE AMERICA RICH TO BEGIN WITH

[+8] u/spudbro00: We are in the exit liquidity zone for the big boys to unload some more bags on retails

[+8] u/Kingmusk420: Israel's Tel Aviv stock exchange closes at new all-time high.

Lol gg 🐻

[+8] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Market makers don't care about war. They literally have a plan for these charts. Everything is just noise.

[+8] u/jda823: They are eating the calls. They are eating the puts

[+8] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: And here comes the mega free fall as all the big boys loaded up on cheap puts this morning. -3% by EOD and then -5% tomorrow.

[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: I dont know how to trade this, but it is extremely unlikely for Iran to surrender and this will not be a short war.

They are still sending bombs left and right.

[+8] u/NotMe357: Bad news or good news doesn't matter. MMs just want to take your money 🤣

[+8] u/CharmingSoil: I have fomo, but honestly there's no way I would have bought calls this morning.

[+8] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: I knew Obama would come through for us.

[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Fully convinced dropping nukes would send SPY to 800

[+8] u/Outside_Empty: Stock market should be down right now

[+8] u/itsnotshade: Bears celebrating the strait of hormuz closing and innocent families having to pump $5 gas now.

Pretty un American if you ask me.

[+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: it is in this moment, as I actually do the math on what my puts would be worth if the current prices hold until open, that I fully understand "picking up pennies in front of a steamroller"

[+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: TSLA crashing due to a situation that threatens oil supply chains is pretty funny

[+8] u/Krotitel_Viliam: Why are we down so bigly already ? Did some war start or something?

[+8] u/eoiioe: Another refinery hit, better load those oil futures

[+8] u/elvee61: Fuck all this noise, I'm full porting into tulips

[+8] u/rioferdy838: market is just kangaroo right now.

Can't even get a proper dip to buy big.

[+8] u/LasyKuuga: The true war is between my port and MMs

[+8] u/CPR123_: The fact that the market is this muted for an unprecedented conflict with highly uncertain outcomes, and only took a nose dive when 🥭  tariffed penguins shows how disconnected we are to reality

[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Rip the great bear of 630 am

[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Looked away for a couple minutes and we’ve shrek cockd, what happened?

[+8] u/kintarogolden: economy is into beastiality the way the bers always getting fucked

[+8] u/Sick0h: Turns out the only person propping up silver was Khamenei it seems

[+8] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Get ready for this big hot steamy dump

[+8] u/MothRatten: Imagine you're a filthy rich old man. You have a funny dream one night so you gather up your whole family to tell them all about it.  

You tell them it's all actually fact because magic people in the sky said so. And it's now law that they must believe it. And tell everyone they see about it. And kill them if they don't believe you..

Oh, and we're all gonna cut off the tip of our cocks so we can show them to each other as proof.

Anyway, couple thousand years of near continuous wars later and here we are. 3 death cults run the world. Calls.

[+8] u/Padriac_23: https://preview.redd.it/ljgshi31domg1.jpeg?width=1024&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=9b01c380042f6e86c79b7d70278b830f08bea1d3

[+8] u/MaxVerstudpen: 23% yes on Polymarket that it ends up being Ayatollah Kushner is crazy

[+8] u/LarryStink: VIX bottoming at 20 should tell you how far this rally is going.

[+8] u/cryptohorn: On this episode of when the derivatives markets dicktate the underlying

[+8] u/M00NFAC3_69: You knew today was going to absolutely retarded when retardcorn pumped 6% at open

[+8] u/DeadLightsOut: The strength of this shitbag Ponzi is stunning

[+8] u/KittyLover-7: I just know the bers at 3am were absolutely creaming themselves seeing spy -1.6% lmaoooo 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[+8] u/mangofruitdude: I fucking hate America ngl

[+8] u/Sick0h: The Strait. Oh my god the Strait. WHY DIDN’T ANYONE THINK OF THE STRAIT?!? Save us!

[+8] u/spudbro00: Pay the somali pirates from Minnesota to get the strait back

[+8] u/horseisahorse: wtf, the strait has been closed since yesterday, ships have been getting hit all day

[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: Even war isn’t enough for bers to get a red day

[+8] u/ripcord51: a war started and we really gonna end flat huh

[+8] u/Rick_12345: How many posts about V's will there be today

[+8] u/duddnddkslsep: I just know at 9:30am ET this morning, big green monstrous shreks are going to make all the bers tremble

[+8] u/Ltheman00: Silver bagholder here🫩

[+8] u/BerryExpress: being a ber is like bragging about STD

LMAO

[+8] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Oh holy fuck, the ballroom??!

[+8] u/toydan: $spy green has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen

reddit geopolitical experts in shambles

[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: Man fuck I am the most emotional trader of all time.  Not very good at this

[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Last week, I swore that I would stick to my plan. If I would’ve stuck to my plan, I would’ve doubled my money in the last 45 minutes. Instead, I thought that buying puts at open was a better choice. What a fucking idiot.

[+8] u/NewDawn101: It’s gonna fade into close, if you haven’t taken profits you crazy.

[+8] u/Houston_swimmer: Bers accounts shot down by the Kuwaitis

[+8] u/plznodownvotes: Filled both cars up on the weekend, so should be good for the whole month.

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Good morning, gents. I see we gotta be on our best behavior 😇 I also see we’re below 680 in premarket, bulls can’t love that.

[+8] u/ThatGuyDan123: I may have been incredibly wrong but thats ok i can just move the goalposts

[+8] u/daedalus_dance: Oh no its happening. Hold me.

[+8] u/jpric155: Just realized I'm getting close to 69k karma.

Gotta pump those numbers up.

[+8] u/InsaneBallsack: Msft and NFLX I’m nutting

[+8] u/Most-Crazy2353: so sick of this market. Pivoting to communism

[+8] u/MasterElite1: &gt;TRUMP WON’T RULE OUT US TROOPS IN IRAN ‘IF NECESSARY’ - NYT

Lol

[+8] u/Happy_Discussion_536: All those retards this weekend absolutely convinced today would be bloodbath and SPY is literally going green.

👈👈🤣🤣🤣

[+8] u/Round_Context_146: uh oh mango speaks and we are back in the red...

[+8] u/masonk69: 679 EOD so we can do the same run back up tomorrow

[+8] u/UnivalveX: the classic -2% to +0.3% reversal day. bers hate this one simple trick

[+8] u/Get_dat_money: bots out in full force in here wtf

[+8] u/AppleJuiceTwo: lol just what the hell

[+8] u/AdorableCurrency5280: you guys are fucking stupid.

Stop buying short term everything -- it makes it easy to wipe your dumbass out.

If you actually thought it was going lower, youre better off longer-dates and reaping that way.  
Deserving of the losses.

[+8] u/whoami_to_judge: hey i just woke up, are bears fuk?

[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Bers wiped out yet again

[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: Premarket it was -700 dow... it ended up green? Is premarket a scam?

[+8] u/funkyk0val: aint no way i'm green.

[+8] u/Sandvicheater: In 2003 Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire came out and scary movie 3 is in theaters while the US going to war in Iraq 

The year is 2026 Pokemon re-released Fire Red while the US is at war in Iran  and a new Scary Movie 6 movie is coming out.

This shit is an endless miserable cycle ain't it?

[+8] u/HorseTanker: Go hoard groceries lol. Everything is about to get stupidly expensive again

[+8] u/QuantumStrix: Can fucking Bitcoin fall? I want to buy more you dongus donkeys

[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Live Hegseth conference in 11 minutes

https://www.wkyc.com/video/news/live-pete-hegseth-holds-press-conference-after-us-and-israel-launch-an-attack-on-iran/95-c030cee9-2a15-4a09-b8b5-31c02d14c0b1

[+8] u/BerryExpress: fucker is insufferable

[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: I needed this. Not just for the money, mainly mentally.

[+8] u/Les7X: I'm losing so much money on oil holy shit lol

[+8] u/Domefieldadvantage: Don’t talk about America like that

[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Drone strike on Ber portfolio

[+8] u/Cold_Respond_7656: Feels like a bull trap

[+8] u/EnginrA: We are actually green this is unbelievable

[+8] u/Latrodectus1990: What is happeningg???

Lambo's all around guys

We are GREEEN !!!!!!!!

LEC GOOOOOOO

[+8] u/aftherith: I can stay stupid longer than I can stay unbankrupt

[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Some of you held puts at open and got greedy didn’t take profit at open and sold at 🐻ly break even I can feel it

[+8] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: 666 puts for tomorrow. You'll be rich. Thank me later

[+7] u/HDauthentic: Calls on F-15s, scarcity is going up

[+7] u/Full_Grape1139: What's the matter with you boy? You too stu...stu...stupid to do what your coach tells you?!

[+7] u/type_error: If the market is not up at least 1% a day… the Berrorists win

[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: i'm one of the few remaining true homosexuals in this sub

[+7] u/cryptopolymath: Daily reminder: It’s ok to borrow money from your wife’s boyfriend if it’s to DCA.

[+7] u/NewDawn101: It’s gonna interesting watching Iran play in the world fifa World Cup in US this July

[+7] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Everyone is expecting us to dump when that happens we usually go up

[+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Whatever you’re thinking, don’t do it 😂

[+7] u/Bangbangbang_123: EVENT HAS MONTHSSS OF TEASING, PRECIOUS METALS SLOWLY RISE, INDICIES STALL

BERS: "NOOO ITS NOT PRICED IN, CIRCUIT BREAKERS TMRW"

[+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Rugging it would be even funnier.

[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: You guys thought that this particular POTUS would start a war without a contingency in place to keep the markets up?

[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers thought unrest in the Middle East was a black swan 🤣

[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Ber will have 10 seconds to sell poots

[+7] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: so im smarter if my brians has more ridges and shit?

[+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: I don't think any of this movement has anything to do with Iran lol. this is just your regularly scheduled options-crushing price action brought to you by Theta Gang

[+7] u/LongHealth: Gold is the risk off trade.

Silver is not. Indian grandmas aren’t stockpiling silver.  Chinese are not buying silver on holidays. Central banks aren’t backing their currency with silver. 

Comparing the global reserve commodity to silver is a joke and those who believe they are equivalent are clowns.

[+7] u/TreGet234: Silver is a weird hybrid of gold and copper, juiced up on regardium.

[+7] u/Warm_Implement3088: This market could survive a nuclear winter at this point

[+7] u/duddnddkslsep: I thought we were supposed to be blood red

[+7] u/Taiyoken: No it will hit around noon

[+7] u/Me-Regarded: If we just ignored the weekend thread we'd all be better traders

[+7] u/RougarouGumbo: NFLX getting a $2.8 billion bonus from PSKY and 90 million new customers in Iran.  🚀

[+7] u/b_rock957: Here’s to the troops. 

NOW LOOK AT THESE DRAPES

[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: Opened at -8%. Now up 8% 😂😂😂😂😂

[+7] u/Great-Television1775: Nasdaq +0.7% in less than hour, wow

[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: Feel like puking.  Panic sold 150k shares of this biotech stock that is headquartered in Tel Aviv and the shit is RIPPING again.  Left a shit ton of money on the table fml.  Made a bunch of money but wasn’t ready to close the position.  Fucking bitch ass 🥭 once again shakes me outta my positions

[+7] u/ikasey24: UNBANNED, BITCHES. I have a lot of griping

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: My boomer mother just texted me asking if she should put 100k into gold lol

[+7] u/Bangbangbang_123: Markets arent manipulated to fuck options btw

Being flat today is completely normal, natural movement, and if you disagree, you are a consipiracy theorist retard. Nothing weird here at alllll

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: So far the US has managed to shoot down 3 of its own jets, one of its own drones (on US soil no less), killed all the people they nominated for regime change leader ship, and had the strait closed.

Would be humorous if it wasn’t sad.

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Getting real sick of the retard who buys positions for my portfolio

[+7] u/mr_stupid_face: The bears were so cute this weekend getting all huffy and puffy,  poor little buddies got all yippy for nothing…like any other Sunday.

[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: BOIL up 13% Pre market

Nat gas in London is up 42%

[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: GREEN EOD. Don’t remind me.

[+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: Taco tuesday except he cant taco this one

[+7] u/cannythecat: 🥭 was trying to 🌮  so bad before market open even Iran saw the desperation

[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Fast i need a quick play

[+7] u/ripcord51: this war is dumb

NO YOU'RE DUMB

[+7] u/theWesternReserve: My thesis was googl is powered by oil and this confirms it.

[+7] u/Independent_Term5790: Entire market is going up, rddt is collapsing. The world is healing

[+7] u/DenyDaRidas: Ber extinction event

[+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: In all honesty tho. Rather bear or bull. This market fake as fuck lol.

[+7] u/CalRippedken: We're targeting the berrorists next

[+7] u/Thin_Cat8817: I dont believe they can "close" the Straight, but they can launch enough drones/rockets to make it too big of a risk to try it. It will be open and ships will still avoid it, insurance too high to go through. Which means input cost of everything is gonna go up. Once again this moron is shafting his own rate cut desires

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: lucky I lost so much money on Friday otherwise it would be taking so much from me today lmao

[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Bro said bombing to last 4-5 weeks. How is that not "going to war"? Congress is a bunch of useless cucks

[+7] u/illicit_FROG: It's insane anyone ever complained about Sleepy, and then voted for this

[+7] u/Low_Truck_7049: BERS STUPID AF LOL, NICE PUTS LOL

[+7] u/SugarPhoenix: We'd all have made more money by SPY going to 600 and then bouncing back to 700 rather than months straight of it refusing to go down more than 3%.

[+7] u/ComplexLook7: Self taught programmer here ... started using Claude to accelerate and rearchitect my own play codes. Holy fuck its insanely powerful. The impact its going to have on professional software is going to be immense!

[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: the market isn't really even trading off fundamentals anymore... yes there are some but it has basically become institutions hunting liquidity. No wonder ppl say this market sucks.

[+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Im sure it’ll crash any second.  Those puts are def not garbage and you def aren’t an idiot

[+7] u/guy_cloutier: Very unpatriotic dump

[+7] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: I think everyone is expecting a quick resolution here... I think we fall as the day goes on and realization hits that this is gonna be a while

[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: [I love......gold](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1rirhlq/iranian_strike_with_a_shahed_drone_on_us_mrap/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;utm_term=1&amp;utm_content=share_button)

[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: Looks like there will be a stock sale today

[+7] u/Club-Loud: Some of you haven't had your life ruined by a French woman and it shows 😡

[+7] u/Big_Skill_9964: 670p 0DTE on open. Let it be blood red.

[+7] u/Ok_Regret_5372: First of all my prayer for them is that I do pray for them

[+7] u/AlarmedPelican: QQQ is at september prices

[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: Torn between buying the dip and puts

[+7] u/random120604: Most of my position are Apple/Mfst/two stock. Feels good knowing that even if the market takes a shit I’ll probably be up by end of the year

[+7] u/spreadbetfred: Going to be surreal not having a pres obsessed with rigging the markets and only speaking publicly a few times a year.

[+7] u/AnaISantorum: I love Goooooooooollllld

[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: YOU STILL HAVE SOME TIME TO SELL IN PREMARKET

[+7] u/DiamondHands667: I just checked my mail and got my WW3 draft notice.

[+7] u/FullCopy: NVDA at open was the play. Bers are commies.

[+7] u/staburself321: In order to dump you must first pump.

[+7] u/Andromeda_0507: PLEASE DONT BE TRAP   PLEASE DONT BE TRAP  PLEASE DONT BE TRAP   PLEASE DONT BE TRAP

[+7] u/CompoteSpecialist618: Everything is always already priced in because they rig the markets, believe it or not, calls.

[+7] u/Accomplished_Lie1461: I was led to believe there would be much better sales on today.

[+7] u/libradhd: Guess we just gonna stay within the exact same range we’ve been trading in for 3 months now

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: My gambling account is well under 18 years old which is why the pedo elite is so interested in fucking it

[+7] u/kingRegard7: Pack it up. He just saved curtains.

[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: I've seen a lot of scam pumps, but this might take the cake lol. Luckily I think they'll save me with a dump before close, even if it's just a few bucks.

[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: He will taco and resurrect the ayatollah

[+7] u/JakeSal10: Lindsay Graham says 🥭 going after CUBA next. SPY $1000

[+7] u/RemarkablePut971: Shouldve trust my gut and bought more XLE on friday.

FUCK MY CHUD ASS PUSSY LIFE

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: “Spy 700 EOD, kids” grandpa mumbles while drooling in the nursing home in 2080

[+7] u/Initial_Somewhere_67: Looks like American people dying for Israel is extremely bullish lol

[+7] u/spudbro00: Puts should absolutely be printing right now, this is insane.

[+7] u/Soffatjockis: This has been the most regarded day since liberation day

[+7] u/MagneticRetard: bear here, i did in fact get fucked

[+7] u/Clear-West747: I’ve been saying for years. The Ayatollah is the singular thing holding HIMS back

[+7] u/Sad_Bolt: Queued up the options hope they actually go through

[+7] u/Old-Commission2782: SPY bouncing +/-4$ is nuts lol

[+7] u/Thedarkpersona: Remember the idiots who thought this was gonna be over by monday?

[+7] u/NotRllytho: We’re closing green today

[+7] u/tika_dengu: Flights due to resume at Dubai airport, calls it is

[+7] u/NakedPatrick: Holy silver off a cliff

[+7] u/ConcentrateOk57: If we go green I’m gonna dedicate my life to Benjamin Netanyahu

[+7] u/D1finalboss: Step SPY what is you doing?

[+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: You’re just paying to get chopped around today.

[+7] u/chainer3000: Holy god AVAV went from up 20% to down 6% wtf was that

[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: lol did the war end?

[+7] u/codespyder: War is so fucking bullish

[+7] u/ercanbas: Looks at Spy (red candle). Looks at Spy 30 seconds later (three green candles)

[+7] u/Burtonwurton: Finance bros coming back from lunch. Dont fuck me gay boys.

[+7] u/silverfutes: lol, he sent melania to go deal with the UN?  Bet that cost him a handbag and a pair of jimmy’s.

[+7] u/TheMightySet69: Straight line down. Come on.

[+7] u/Clear-West747: BREAKING: An estimated 350+ missile batteries and AA sites have been disabled across Beran as the Bul coalition seizes control of the skies - per Reuters

[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: 1 hour straight of green candles gotta be so demoralizing for ber

[+7] u/MasterElite1: &gt;JP MORGAN CEO DIMON SAYS GOVERNMENT DEBT IS NOT IN GOOD SHAPE

Quick, start a regional middle east war to triple energy prices and devalue the debt.

[+7] u/Ok-Bid-5378: i dsabled puts in my brokerage from today

[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: But, mom! I don't want to go to work today!

[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Kuwait downed 3 F-15’s. Yikes

[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: they need your liquidity brah

welcome to america

[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: One things for sure inflation is sure to be low for March! LMAOOOO

[+7] u/IllBuyYourCar: Silver bros I’m sorry

[+7] u/Just_Butterfly4052: Oil futes up 6% but limp dick oil stocks barely scratching 1.5%

ok

[+7] u/libradhd: Is it too much to ask for a full 1% in either direction

[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: Moments away from green. Fucking wild.

[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I cannot rationally explain why we are pumping .. but here we are

[+7] u/Rrrandomalias: Mr Market, tear down this 683 wall

[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: QQQ is up $15 from market lows, you dont see that often

[+7] u/dontslambro: smells like some insider information just dropped

[+7] u/JollyOldBrick: Holy shit i was holding 687 calls all day and sold on that lil dip and then it just shot up. What the fuck

[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Ever since I stopped buying puts I started making money

[+7] u/CasherburyTales: Want your neighbor’s hot tub? Just annex it. There are no rules anymore

[+7] u/svpa3991: Spy looking like it’s mapping out a missile trajectory

[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: Send bers to the frontline

[+7] u/Concerned_Fanboy: So many confident bulls over the weekend, they were sure it would blow over

[+7] u/No_Current3675: Nice, been wondering how I could kill some neurons today.

[+7] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: Euro gas prices skyrocketing again, the misery never ends

At least it's no longer cold...

[+7] u/ervelee: Let them eat liver.

Market going up by end of day.

[+7] u/ThatOldGuy7863: Remember, no crying in the casino

[+7] u/artandambition: And remember, Gambling is only bad if you lose money.

[+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: WSB berz still bought puts at the fucking bottom. God I love you guys.

[+7] u/ToroLoco_TL: 🥭 Is speaking in 1 hour, it's too early to celebrate

[+7] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Is there still any bers here

[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Curse my paper hands man

[+7] u/Warm_Implement3088: HIMS is pumping thats how you know this shit fake

[+7] u/jroache: DRONES!!! ONDAS IS THE PLAY

[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Petition to rename it to the gay of Hormuz 🔥

[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Jesus Christ Amazon fucking sucks

[+7] u/Fact-Resident: Hey 🐻s…

It was priced in.

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Think I’m gonna go get a big fuckin American sized fountain Dr Pepper at lunch.

[+7] u/Borderpotroll: Uber as a company fucking sucks. The drivers suck, their cars all smell like pot, the delivery drivers suck, they’re slow and stinky, they clog up restaurant kitchens and around the hostess stands gawking at the hostesses until their items are ready… net plague on society

[+7] u/BadBoyBilbo: An opportunity to get out with the shirt on my back?

Nah. I’ll take my chances.

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Gg bulls. Boomed me today lmao

[+7] u/starentbrett: I’ll be honest, I thought the rug was gonna get pulled so hard after SPY went green today. Didn’t expect a pump back to 690

[+7] u/spudbro00: Can someone explain to me how indexes are 2.5% off the overnight lows with nothing but bad news coming out all day and bonds flying

[+7] u/JackORoses: War is bullish.

So is no war.

Sorry not sorry, bers.

[+7] u/TruthFantastic1741: I am tired boss is an understatement

[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: i remember this rug pull after 1939 when war started

[+7] u/KingOfWhateverr: Can y’all believe real journalists read this shit and put it on the news. Nothing like seeing “wallstreetbets sentiment is…” on a newswire

[+7] u/stopstockingme: THIS MARKET AND MY LIFE MATCH PERFECTLY, THEY BOTH DON'T MAKE SENSE :(

[+6] u/Twoverybigwords00: Blood green by close

[+6] u/Sick0h: Wow. I kind of like these circuit breakers people were warning about

[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: Ref I don’t wanna watch no more 🤕

[+6] u/marawki: War is great for moneymaking, but no politıcs. War = polıtıcs smooth brain mods

[+6] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Actors really love celebrating themselves.

[+6] u/PapiGoneGamer: Hegeseth about to push futes down with his drunken rambling.

[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: how do these cocksuckers get a tag ? is it awarded by mods ?

[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: market doesn't care about anything, anyone

[+6] u/bigmeatbag: "I had to start this war to prevent WW3, I should get peace prize for saving the world."  Donnie

[+6] u/longGERN: Spiritual/astrology girls are truly bizarre

[+6] u/thenelston: 685 eod, wont go above 686 and wont go below 685, enjoy theta burn

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I don’t have a damn clue today 🫩

[+6] u/BFox1982: Does Ali Khamenei get 72 virgins, or was he too old?

[+6] u/Revolver_Caracal: Pete needs to shut up - he sounds like an idiot

[+6] u/Bigamungus: You people disgust me

[+6] u/TeamDisrespect: SPY at the same price as 3:30 Friday.. War - what is it good for - absolutely nothing (say it again)

[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: strait of hormuz traffic is still halted, there's no reason tankers shouldn't be pumping rn

[+6] u/BarberQuarter: Like I said, US stocks will be somehow bullish

[+6] u/MrLebouwski: Bers punching air rn

[+6] u/Islander772: Silly bers . The new leader is Ayatoldyaso.

[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Lmao why the fuck did I buy SPY 695 calls for today? 😂

[+6] u/mankey21: Someone tell the MMs that my space stock is also a defence stock 😤

[+6] u/sconnie64: Ruggy, oh Ruggy give me that Tuggy

[+6] u/tropicalia84: Backing up the truck and loading absolutely dirt cheap MSFT puts on this fake pump

[+6] u/MrForever_Alone69: Everyone and their grandmother are buying the dip… so of course it will drop like a rock in a couple of hours

[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This shit is torture to watch

[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Let SPY go green dammit

[+6] u/kananishino: Bears and doomers coping so hard.

[+6] u/Haikoe: No way this is holding, look out below

[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Hete pegseth is live.
I love comedy

[+6] u/SerialStrategist: Oh look, the US of A is at war with the middle east. How original.

[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: Nothing ever happens and this is the same thing

[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: I think even the MMs are scared

[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Nothing major happened this weekend right? Excited to check the DOW at 50k.

[+6] u/Excellent_Row8297: March is gonna be green. Here’s my DD.

February was Black History Month. So stocks were black.

March has St. Patrick’s Day, so stocks will be green.

[+6] u/OwnAspect2153: Spy $700 EOW. This might be the play that makes me a millionaire!

[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: can you imagine how green we gona be when they re-open it again after hours?

[+6] u/Wade12323: Why are we gapping up?

[+6] u/HARCYB-throwaway: The question is whether I use my cash today, or I wait another week or so for a better entry

[+6] u/sanyasea: I do miss the flash crashes and triggered circuit breakers of times gone by

[+6] u/SouthNice7324: What was your error son? 

I thought the markets were logical

[+6] u/FlyPure3749: logged on and v happy to see war is canceled nbd bears can get fukd :)

[+6] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Normalize insider trading

[+6] u/hackernight7: There won’t be any dump and my puts are worthless. Shit is insane

[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Ahh yesss.. Bols getting cocky. I love it

[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: https://preview.redd.it/2420bar7jnmg1.png?width=271&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=53ba5ea9758752be14a002607979f24af44f81ad

I bought 1DTE calls at the green arrow spot.  So, once again, the dip was my fault.  
I apologize.

[+6] u/Brawmethius: derivative markets are worth more than the underlying markets.

derivative markets price the spot now.

I've tried before with math and technical jargon.

I will now try at crayon level.

"The thing worth more decides price more than the thing worth less".

Even you little corn. We all at the mercy of the math nerds.

[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: We may be witnessing just the beginning of the greatest rug pull in American history

[+6] u/VincenteThomp: You were the chosen one! You were supposed to save my portfolio, not destroy it!

[+6] u/mayorolivia: We all gonna be poor today

[+6] u/E39_CBX: making war bets on Rainbet

[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Fucking gas stations 😡

[+6] u/VillageDull952: Where did the bears fucked crowd go?

[+6] u/The_BakedCrusader: I'm never listening to bears ever again

[+6] u/NewDawn101: Bears in denial. Bro it’s over, it was a 3rd world country ran by bunch of grifters, it was never consequential

[+6] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: This market is so unbelievably shit, nothing ever works

[+6] u/GreatRip4045: This market only exists to fuck me over

[+6] u/Galaxy_AI: It makes sense now. A good economy and stability are very bad for the stock market. Wars and instability are good for the stock market. **WWW3 will surely pump $SPY to 50% in a week.** 

I will simply short the market when this war ends. - Easy money.

[+6] u/spectra444: Bers coming out of the shadows when one 15 min candle gets eaten up for -0.01% is hilarious

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Elons like “damn I could go for some ketamine rn”

[+6] u/NewlyOld31: Hey everyone I made 4K on sp500 futures today!

[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: Breaking: Iran commander says Strait of Hormuz closed, vows to hit ships trying to pass

[+6] u/Jesus_Right_Nut: Day 17 waiting for GLD to reach $700

[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I always wondered what would happen if the Middle East got re-radicalized 

Well I guess I will found out

[+6] u/UnivalveX: Epstein would be proud

[+6] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: bitcoin zero...what u gonna buy when no electric, internet down...its like having a house on the moon..cash is king and canned soup

[+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Bulls told me war is bullish 😬

[+6] u/zeren1ty: Oil bulls in shambles

Not even a direct hit on Iran by US and literally killing their “supreme leader” can hold a reasonable spike

[+6] u/No_Current3675: LOL MARKETS THINK THIS WAR IS A NOTHINGBURGER

[+6] u/saw-it: Market knew about the war on Friday

[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: I'm salty how is spy still climbing with dxy moonshot and yields spiking and oil up 5%

[+6] u/No-Smile-8349: 50 trillion debt incoming...republicans love to bankrupt this country. Puts on the DOW.

[+6] u/gami2billy: pumping will continue until bear morale improves

[+6] u/guy_cloutier: If you short MSFT, you are with the ayatollahs

[+6] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: i just know some folks full ported on puts today... I feel for those people...

[+5] u/According-Page8618: rheinmetal from +3% to -4% today is crazy.

[+5] u/Latrodectus1990: Unh +2% today

Thanks

[+5] u/Difficult-Level7038: Priced in. Calls today boys

[+5] u/j0ven_: For the last 3 years every gap down results in an unrelenting green pump. Is this time different bers?

[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: It's been a solid morning, but it's time to rotate that wealth into Pokemon Cards, vintage Nikes, and an Auntie Anne's pretzel for being a good little investor-boy

[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Claude AI is down

Sam Fraudman is behind this I can feel it 😡

[+5] u/boomerinspirit: Puts on Oil. Calls on America.

[+5] u/nokittythatsmypotpi3: Haven’t shit in three days so it’s only fitting the market take one for me

[+5] u/spellbreaker: Take a black swan. Now inverse it.

It's a white swan.

Now inverse that.

Now invest in it.

Now inverse yourself.

Now inverse your inverse.

Now close your eyes.

Now inverse that.

Now don't invest at all.

Now inverse that.

[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: SLV dump like a shitco penny stock

[+5] u/pileofbombs: Goodbye portfolio #3 , it’s been real

[+5] u/Deadweight047: Green by EOD? 

It's quite logical since war, uncertainty and inflation are extremely  bullish

[+5] u/Hungry-Rain-6740: from -5% at open to +7% rn..

[+5] u/horseisahorse: "SPY is almost at 690, release the bad news"

[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: gm to retards and non-retards alike

the world needs balance

[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Holy fuck my $MU calls are fucked

[+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Fuck it. What OIL stock to do I full port into open? Now that everything is UP and im buying the top

[+5] u/OptionGamble: Who is buying calls at open?

[+5] u/7000series: Wouldn't be surprised if we end up green by the end of the day

[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: There's going to be a lot of angry beta males here today.

[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: I hope my fellow tanker gangs cashed out this morning

[+5] u/MustBeHere: I just bought SPY puts wish me luck

[+5] u/DefiantDelta: he can barely stay awake man come on
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