What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 18, 2026

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As an elite financial analyst, I have reviewed the provided r/wallstreetbets mega-thread to distill actionable intelligence from the community's discourse. The following report synthesizes the prevailing sentiment and specific trade ideas discussed. === SUMMARY === - The dominant theme is frustration and confusion with the current market, characterized by low-volume chop, perceived manipulation ("algos trading back and forth"), and sharp intraday reversals that punish both bulls and bears. Many users report significant losses on short-term options (0DTEs). - There is a significant focus on big-tech, particularly the AI narrative. A major news item discussed is Meta's plan to purchase millions of chips from NVIDIA, which is seen as bullish for both companies but has created confusion about whether large capital expenditures (CAPEX) are now viewed positively by the market. - A widespread outage affecting Google services (YouTube, AWS) is a key topic, leading to speculation on GOOGL's stock performance and the reliability of AI-driven development. === SENTIMENT === MIXED === TRADE IDEAS === **1. META - LONG** * **Speaker:** r/wallstreetbets community * **Thesis:** 1. **THE FACT:** A news catalyst emerged that Meta (META) plans to deploy "millions" of new NVIDIA (NVDA) chips as part of a significant agreement. This was highlighted by multiple users, including u/El3k0n and u/GoZukkYourself. 2. **THE BRIDGE:** This massive investment in AI infrastructure signals a deep commitment to advancing their AI capabilities, which the market is currently rewarding. The community noted that this large CAPEX is being interpreted as bullish, a reversal from previous market sentiment. This suggests strong forward-looking growth potential tied to the AI arms race. 3. **THE VERDICT:** The strategic partnership with NVIDIA for a massive chip deployment is a powerful bullish catalyst. The trade is a bet that the market will continue to price in future AI-driven reven
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[+125] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: \&gt;lose 10k

\&gt;tell gf i lost 20k

now can still gamble with 10k

risk management is important

[+123] u/Quick1711: Waited 3 days for this shit?

[+101] u/Sick0h: It’s just like 8 algos trading shares back and forth, I’m sure of it

[+83] u/IslandExact429: Bruh I just round tripped $12k to zero after breaking even at $12k

Holy shit I am a fucking failure

[+78] u/PalpitationSmooth992: fuck your calls

fuck your puts 

fuck your dollars 

fuck your gold

fuck your silver 

you will die poor

[+62] u/GoZukkYourself: 🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

🌈🐻🤝🐂 "Good Game"

[+62] u/Vlisa: Have we tried turning it off and back off again?

[+60] u/orsomeshitidk: It is beyond clear that the market is cucked and fucked but too many of yall too retarded to accept it. Being perma bull is just a stupid as 100% bear. Bisexual is the only way.

[+50] u/bearhunter429: #Green days: +0.07%

#Red days: -2.5% LMAO🤌

[+50] u/stupidber: This is the most boring crash of all time

[+49] u/_rockthemike: What is this bullshit market

[+40] u/jonneh: **Institutions today**: WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE.

[+36] u/El3k0n: META shooting up on the news that NVIDIA will sell them millions of new chips.

I guess CAPEX is not bad anymore (?)

[+33] u/orsomeshitidk: Bought my wife fake tits a few months ago. Has been a great investment. Would recommend.

[+32] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s easy to lose track of how good you have it in life. 

I got a fine ass wife who lost the baby weight, a dope ass son who is always psyched as hell to see me, a house with acreage and I made 2k today gambling on 0dtes. So what if I left another 2k on the table. 

Have a good night gentleman, don’t forget to show some gratitude.

[+31] u/upwy: zuck building data centers to hide his failed metaverse in there

[+31] u/Spiritual-Rub7461: My moves tomorrow are FUCK THIS RIGGED PROPPED UP MARKET.

[+30] u/McClintockC: I matched with a girl on Hinge for the third time yesterday.

We're not even trying to flirt any more. We chat like old drinking buddies sharing war stories of other matches.

[+28] u/Actual_Difference617: Just asked out the girl I had crush on at work and she said fuck off. And on top of that my MSFT calls are cooked.

[+28] u/rcantu314: Reddit finishing green: mission impossible

[+28] u/TheoryInttro: Google keeps touching me in the nono area :(

[+28] u/YNeverWAlone: The secretary of health made a shirtless work out video with kid rock this might be the gayest administration we’ve ever had and Pete Buttigieg was part of the last administration.

[+28] u/rdr31: *ICE took away bearhunter LMAO 🤌*

[+27] u/NVDAismyg0d: Zuck is going crazy with these instagram ads holy fuck. Every other thing is an ad

[+27] u/BooDawg908: Does anyone else think that premarket and aftermarket are totally useless and deceiving?

[+26] u/EnginrA: Why did GOOG shit the bed today

[+24] u/upwy: another day and all the pedophile child rapists that run our country roam free. and we have not declared war on the foreign country that did this to us.

[+22] u/MrSchmitler: Held puts through 60% profit might be retarded

[+22] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Somebody comes into my office. It’s 1 hour before closing. Lunch time west coast. Dude starts yapping. Right before that I had bought some SPX puts for a quick scalp. The puts double in a matter of minutes. Dude’s still yapping. I’m trying to close my trade but can’t concentrate. I pause for a second to answer his questions. Look back 5 min later. My puts are down. I stare at him with deep sadness in my eyes. Wondering why he did what he did. He has no idea. He leaves. I sulk internally as I close my puts for a loss.

[+22] u/rocier: Markets closed, youtubes down. I'm alone with my thoughts for the first time in 12 years. Help

[+22] u/whitewashedsyrian: So AI spend is bullish now? Bipolar ass market

[+22] u/IslandExact429: Deposited $10k into blackjack

Lost $8k

Was down to my last $2k

Turned $2k into $12k in 45 minutes

Took a 15 break

Lost the $12k in 15 minutes

[+22] u/daedalus_dance: Can't wait for the Ameripoors to wake up, realise they're overleveraged into code and shiny rocks, and ruin this perfectly good Eurorich market we have going.

[+21] u/Raynel1: https://preview.redd.it/h4rfor4ni4kg1.jpeg?width=1440&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=1391729ce04f3d4c85410ea138c2b772f01caff3

# Have any of you said ‘Thank you’ yet …… 🫵🏽🐱🍽️

[+21] u/Pojihut: i love how WSB didnt budge from its universe of stocks during this 'feverish rotation', still the same tickers, pure conviction

[+21] u/aaapod: middle aged attractive white man just dropped off my uber eats. i think we may be cooked

[+20] u/watisdat: Whoever said no crying at the casino obviously was not leveraged enough.

[+20] u/IllBuyYourCar: “A man’s first flowers is on his funeral”

Damn that shit sad

[+20] u/FuckElonMuskkk: The world is ran by pedophiles. We are all wage slaves to fund their silly parties on private islands where they rape children.

That is all.

[+18] u/Ill-Ad1603: Why does every single trade I enter instantly shits the bed?

[+18] u/ismebbb: There's some real weird people in here

[+18] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: say what you will about Biden, but YouTube never broke on his watch.

[+18] u/Samjabr: In 2008, there was a meltdown in the financial, mortgage, investment, housing, banking… essentially, the world was about to collapse. 

The US launched a bold rescue package, dubbed “QE1” 

The plan was to spend an unprecedented, mind-boggling sum of money that even had some of the most spend happy congressman saying, WTF?

That amount = $800 Billion

This year, just 10 companies alone, will spend that much on what are essentially glorified video cards 😐

[+17] u/Broad-Belt-5888: I have made between 18%-22% seven trading days in a row on SPY.

10 more days and I’ll be able to pay off the HELOC I lost playing with 0DTEs last year

[+17] u/DCrebuilds: I could've made so much money today but instead I just watched theta destroy my options

[+17] u/dylansavillan: 12 straight red Google days ☠️

[+16] u/CptFeelsBad: What’s so fucking hilarious to me right now is that if you use Google Chrome on your phone right now and try to search about google, YouTube, aws, etc. server outages and issues google will straight tell you there’s no reported outages, and the part that has me giggling is that it doesn’t know there’s a widespread google, YouTube and aws outage ***because*** **of** the widespread outage. Lmfao. Tech it great. AI coming for us y’all. Haha

[+16] u/ihopethisworksfornow: It is the year 2028: 

PC components have increased in price 500%. Consumer GPUs have been sold out for 18 months. 

NVDA announces “Project Everywhere”. It is a monitor that connects to a cloud-based computing environment. It will cost $599, with a $50/month subscription. 

The marketing will say: 

“No more bulky PC tower”

“No more worrying about failing components” 

“No more big investment to start gaming, jump in for just $649” 

Reviewers will say how good the performance is. They will tell you how you would need to spend thousands to match the performance.

[+16] u/orangeyougladiator: For anyone wondering what AI actually is.. this is it. YouTube first outage in years, why? Because the devs used agentic AI to add a feature, meanwhile pretending to spend 6 hours on it, but spending 5 minutes then taking the day off. They pushed that shit up for some AI and another dev to review, the other dev who is also trying to goon for 6 hours so hardly bothers to check it before approving it, relying on the AI. Change deploys to production because no one gives a fuck.

If you think ai is a productivity increase I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

[+16] u/Internal_Field5970: Not all of us will survive til
Friday

But that’s a risk I’m willing to
Take

[+16] u/WarmCan3034: How is that guy still spamming about amazon an hour later 😭😭

[+16] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Americanpoors please dont sell off

[+16] u/tika_dengu: Jensen announces deal with Silver to use their products in Nvidia GPUs

[+16] u/DrummerCompetitive20: We may never see another green day ever

[+15] u/DistributionMany6335: If AI is to take my job, please take manager's job first. Bunch of insufferable cunts

[+15] u/All_FIREdUp: Honestly, if you’re 35+ with a negative net worth you’re in trouble bro

[+15] u/Semi-CharmedKindaGuy: Computa, Dump it over night while us poors can’t make moves

[+15] u/John__Chena: Signed up for Hinge for the first time. 

Got my first like, and it was a fatty. 

😥

[+14] u/nyse25: im homeless but the M is silent 😔

[+14] u/Kickboy21: If you invested in MSFT on jan 19 2024, congratulations. You’re flat

[+14] u/215aPhillyiated: https://preview.redd.it/h6x4ptz1z4kg1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c0b5b0a6ff66729eafd8b4fa00ae174379727e11

[+14] u/Better-Call-SauI: This market is fucking ass lmao

[+14] u/funhipp0: See, AI can't run youtube. JOBS SAVED!

[+14] u/Interesting-Bite-468: Trying to convince myself that NOT trading. Watching and observing on sideline. Is actually ALSO trading.

[+14] u/Jojn20: Red market for Valentine’s Day this month, we get green next month for St Patrick’s day

[+14] u/Sick0h: Diversified part of the port with a +0.01% day, let’s goooo. I’ll be retiring in no time. Like literally, there will never be a time.

[+13] u/PerformerDizzy1368: What I’m thinking is a rip for NVDA/META at open that stabilizes quickly, AMD is gonna dump at open and get bought back up in the afternoon. Which means calls on QQQ should print. 

So puts it is

[+13] u/Fine-Excitement-7022: made 25k last two days lost it all last 20 minutes 😭🫩

[+13] u/WalrusHonda: feeling like the clip of Pam Bondi talking about the dow would be such a perfect marker of  the top

[+13] u/Sick0h: A lot of people misattribute the lost decade to the dot com bubble and poor lending practices, but it was actually god punishing humanity for the birth of Gen Z.

[+13] u/Tay_Tay86: If you're reading this, it's too late.

You're regarded

[+13] u/corndog_messiah: YouTube ran out of RAM

[+13] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Get ready for the green dildos tomorrow ber.

[+13] u/WordsHappenedHere: Put call ratio is at April 2025 levels. The highest it’s been over a year and SPY only 3% off the highs. This is not how major tops are formed. 

Retail going to get burned chasing puts. All these late shorts in software and tech will be crushed. 

TLDR; calls.

[+13] u/Molten-Helldiver: Futes are green, looks like tomorrow will be blood red 😢

[+12] u/RareEurf: Is Warren buffet dropping his nudes today?

[+12] u/orangeyougladiator: Me at 11am: guess we’re ending at 682

Close: 682

MMs: gg 🤝

[+12] u/IamNoob1998: This market is so shit I don't trust any fake Shrek pump 😭

[+12] u/TempestDrive: I fear I made a mistake buying MSFT calls. Ts is not done dumping

[+12] u/Ok_Cry7572: I'm up 8% ytd. Outperforming s&amp;p 500📈

[+12] u/SmurfStop: Stock loses a couple of % to reactionary news.

This sub: Pack your bags, this bitch is dead

[+12] u/Soundsgoood5: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

[+12] u/glazedds: you bought the top on metals didnt you

[+12] u/No_Assistance5652: “Think about the Children” crowd had never been more silent. All thanks to the 🥭 files.

[+12] u/wildcat1055: They keep telling me AI will take my job, but I don't see ChatGPT sucking off my boss

🤷‍♂️

[+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: some of you guys here probably don't just hold $NBIS

wake up every morning with all these hard decisions to make-- buy this, sell that, long, short, fucking iron condoms and exotic derivative shit. exhausting! I just wake up expecting to be -10% for the day and am either correct or pleasantly surprised.

[+12] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: looks like I'll be trading my gold calls for gold bars

[+12] u/solidsneeze: don't let your moderate to severe plaque psoriasis hold you back from buying calls tomorrow 🦋

[+12] u/Napster-mp3: Nancy Guthrie is Satoshi

[+12] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I need MSFT to announce a chip deal with AMD now

[+12] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Advanced Money Destroyer back online I see

[+12] u/rdr31: Going to dump my gf once MU hits $1000

[+12] u/matticusbradicus: Kinda how I’m feeling

https://preview.redd.it/ojefx04f46kg1.jpeg?width=1320&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=f45136611ffb6788ada6cfe55e6000e4746c8c3d

[+12] u/yayahi: Be me sober for 3.5 months now, no weed, no liq, no porn, no jerking off 

Emotions so raw, care for everything deeply, talk to girls easier 

Still no bitch, no visible milestones met, no trading wins 

Time to relapse 🤨

[+11] u/JayRoo83: Wait Pedro Pascal is cuddling dudes in movie theaters wtf am I doing here with you losers I’m off to the movies just in case

[+11] u/Thin_Cat8817: Global YouTube outtage. Wonder how much they lose per minute while down

[+11] u/ArisZG: My father in law is a permanent bear. Lost all his money in market. Sold his home and went into a shit ton of debt. Now lives just despising the USA and keeps saying it's doomed to fail. He never told me what trades he made but he had to be gay ber. He lost money in covid during stock market being crazy green. Stupid gay ber. No retirement for him. Now just lives to pay off debt. Quit gambling tho

[+11] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Lmao imagine holding puts

[+11] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Holding onto my puts, payday is coming; today was just a nice kick in the nuts to test my faith

[+11] u/Maximumm_Drawdowns: Through hard work, intellect, and perseverance I was able to make over $50 this morning 🙌

[+11] u/jmg123jmg123: My moves? Continue to watch my options plummet.

[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: *META TO DEPLOY ‘MILLIONS’ OF NVIDIA CHIPS AS PART OF AGREEMENT

[+11] u/Val44x: FLAT UNTIL PAPA JENSEN TELLS THE MARKET WHICH WAY TO GO

[+11] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: What a bullshit week it has been already.

[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #90% of the time I lose money all the time

[+11] u/brute-forced: Remember kids, a recession is when your friends and neighbors lose their job, a depression is when you lose yours

[+11] u/Total_Schedule591: I hate the engineer that made Toasters Strudel icing packs

[+11] u/Power_Clean7: Calls on google , YouTube and google goes down for 1 hour and entire humanity stares at each other like cavemen and realize how much we depend on google

[+11] u/Napster-mp3: These AI tools can’t even tell me what the date or time is currently. They’re horrible

[+11] u/Big-News-2704: Let's hope this bitch ass supreme Court shuts down these dumbass tariffs so my calls can print

[+11] u/ismebbb: Thank you eurowealthies for pumping the market

[+11] u/Pale-Silver-8178: "Now lets make premarket green to give bulls hope and draw in liquidity"

WSB Bulls : "OMG its different this time SPY 700 EOD"

[+11] u/Jeffoxy: claude just informed me my subscription will be twice as high next month because i’m a white male

[+11] u/Bokehmon_: Board is too green. SUSPICIOUS 

Ive seen too much.

[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: I’m just gonna say it . AI isn’t real.  It’s just people in large call centers in other countries typing to you and generating images in photoshop

[+11] u/DefiantDelta: my entire X for you feed is just people I’ve blocked. Like grok has decided specifically to only show me things I want to avoid. Wish I could short that shithole directly

[+11] u/theummeower: YouTube down. Whole world is freaking out. 

GOOG calls. M

[+11] u/DogNamedFloppy: I told my wife I’m forced to watch porn because YouTube is down. Take your complaints to Google, woman!

[+11] u/Interesting-Bite-468: It just dawned on me that the reason why my day trading is not as good as I would want it to be is because I have too much ego... Even hedge funds don't know what they're doing! Everyone is betting! Even Buffett said it would be better to just put it in the sp 500... this need to be "right"... for the ego to be right has been just killing my P/L... I think I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not smarter than anybody here. I should keep my size really small and just follow volume and only react. There is no proacting. You are only guessing. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

Whether you are a nobody or Bill Ackman. You don't know.

Let's just admit it. We all don't know.

[+11] u/nyse25: no substance I used was ever abused only loved

[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Hourly reminder that 🌽 has no value and is a waste of time, energy, and resources.

[+11] u/pistachiopias: Praying for $AMZN to send the fattest of red dildos straight into the mouth of /u/Old_Cartoonist3930 so he can finally shut the fuck up.

[+10] u/astromouse2024: Tomorrow gonna be a +2% kinda day just because

[+10] u/Capable-Yak-8486: “NVDA is MOONING!!!!:&amp;);):!:!!:!;!3!”

*up 1%*

[+10] u/blm4lyfe: AI is real. Been using at work and helps me build strategies and concepts. Those consultant firms like McKinsey are in trouble.

[+10] u/Zachincool: "Clawdbot, trade my portfolio to $10mil, make no mistakes. Here is my Schwab password"

[+10] u/upwy: meta was always using nvda chips. that's like me going to work and announcing that I still work here.

[+10] u/oldbeancam: YouTube homepage doesn’t work, but subscriptions and search bar work. Tf?

[+10] u/Abe2025: YouPorn is working great not sure what yall are talking about

[+10] u/bearhunter429: #I hope we pump 22% tomorrow LMAO🤌

[+10] u/AirportMaterial5917: How do I tell my roommate that he needs to stop jerking off so loudly or else I’m gonna go in there and help him finish off

[+10] u/ReversingCloud: AMD got Mark Cuckerberged

[+10] u/AcademicStandard3701: Timing the market over time in the market every day of the week.

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Honestly I just wanna get along with yall but some of you are mean and weren’t raised right.

[+10] u/Independent_Drop4317: Sometimes, I prefer going to work and staying overtime over going home to hear my wife talk all day. 🫩

[+10] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Imagine not buying software stocks at these prices

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Y’all ever try to explain options to people who don’t know shit about fuck? Might as well be that Always Sunny conspiracy meme.

[+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: &gt;WHY ISNT THE GOVERNMENT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT EPSTEIN

Two of the largest companies in the world are *actively* mass producing child porn and one of them was green today.

[+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Tesla's 45 Austin Robotaxis have been involved in 14 crashes since June 2025, averaging one crash every 57,000 miles, far above the U.S. average of one every 500,000 miles. Five crashes occurred in December and January, raising safety questions. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration data shows incidents including collisions with fixed objects and vehicles. 

Stock still only 10% off ATH.

[+10] u/gjbaca17: I’m still crying I didn’t sell my puts after the dump at open, don’t talk to me.

[+10] u/bearhunter429: #When I become the CEO of Ford I'll change F-150's name to Smol PP Express LMAO🤌🦅🗽

[+10] u/PalpitationSmooth992: this sub is legit overrun with tik tok brain rotted teenagers posting 420 memes with less money than that in their account 

seriously cant believe how garbage this place has gotten so far this year

[+10] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: My 16.5 year old pug died. All I did was work, get refunds for money spent on my dog, eat, lose some money in the stock market, and go to sleep earlyy.

[+10] u/theineffablebob: YouTube down for 1 hour is actually insane. How are people supposed to eat dinner

[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Bol or ber, we can all agree that Bill Ackman is a gigantic asshole

🌈🐻🤝🐂

[+10] u/LarsTarkas: I think 🥭 is still going to have tariffs in place even if the supreme court says no

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Which of you heathens is keeping Applebees in business?

[+10] u/NochillWill123: Gold looking to stabilize without china buyers..

[+10] u/FeverTreeCloud: #But the Dow is $50k 😤

[+10] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: Honestly I don’t even do it for the money anymore. I just want to feel something again

[+10] u/Slabbed1738: Lol started watching Silicon Valley. First scene is kid rock doing small show to like 10 people. Incredible how relevant it is 12 years later

[+10] u/cbusoh66: Do you all remember when Pizza places used to deliver pizza for free? Now I have to pay DD $15 for $20 pizza.

[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: I’ve never been so tired. This Market is exhausting

[+10] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Tomorrow my main move is to open the SPY chart then violently and uncontrollably shit in my pants

[+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Imagine if you just stopped putting any more money in your trading account. Whatever you have right now, grow it and stop ruining your life

[+10] u/DefiantDelta: permabulltards are like "this drone company has the lowest per-kill civilian cost on the market!!"

[+10] u/Les7X: I get nervous when premarket is like this for no reason. Remember that premarket is gay

[+10] u/FabulousLanguage6216: So the AI fear is gone? They just decided it is oversold?

[+10] u/Alternative-Set3147: Bear trap inside a bull trap inside a bear trap inside a bull trap

[+10] u/Preachey: Holy shit it's all green

I don't trust it

[+10] u/L0pat0: NVDA to 200 as fast as possible

[+10] u/orangeyougladiator: &gt; Thousands of CEOs just admitted AI had no impact on employment or productivity

It’s fucking joever for real

[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: Having a weird feeling headache rn, hope it isn't an aneurysm. If it is, I want bearhunter to know that he's ghey af.

[+10] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Dude, did you guys hear Poland just bought 2000 septic tanks? Yeah, I guess they're still trying to figure out how to drive them.

[+10] u/sonofalando: #IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE 👃

[+10] u/bruhhzilla: Why tf you miggas awake rn

[+9] u/ismebbb: NVDA seems to have cured cancer after hours

[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: Embarrassing to be the top commenter with literally 0 banger comments.

[+9] u/ImFilou: Trump Admin: Talk shit -&gt; Buy low -&gt; actually nevermind -&gt; sell high 

Rinse and repeat

[+9] u/jvdjoda: I like when the number goes up

[+9] u/Ill-Ad1603: Mag7 is the new bag7 💼

[+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: Bill Barr  who killed the Russia voting interference investigation is in the files of course

[+9] u/Liquidsnake959: This losing streak has been brutal

[+9] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Fuck it I’m gonna get a pet crow 🐦‍⬛

[+9] u/ahopye: DIE EUROMARKT ÜBER ALLES. Don't wake up and ruin this beautiful thing ameripoors

[+9] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: 2nd thetacuck day in a row LMAO

[+9] u/ConstantAd1: *NVIDIA ANNOUNCED MULTIYEAR PARTNERSHIP WITH META

*NVIDIA PARTNRSHIP SPANNING ON-PREMISES,CLOUD,AI INFRASTRUCTURE

[+9] u/HWTseng: Spy is up, but everything I own is down.
Classic.

[+9] u/Poor_Life-choices: Fuck a CPA, why would I pay someone else to judge all my bad trades of 2025 when I can do it myself.

But seriously, thank you TurboTax for making me confirm each trade that expired worthless individually.  I appreciate the opportunity to remember each and every one of them all over again.

[+9] u/enc-nyc: last time NVDA had 'good' earnings we went from +2.5% to -2.5% intraday

[+9] u/Realistic_Manner238: Selling is drying up. We pulled a massive bullish reversal today. I am confident. Fed minutes will be bullish, PCE Friday will be bullish and next week NVDA earnings BULLISH

[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Property taxes are a scam

[+9] u/zABros23: YouTube is down puts on Google 📉

[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Time to vibe code a competitor to YouTube

[+9] u/TechnologyEven6926: How much do you guys watch YouTube? LMAO

[+9] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Tubes not working: YouTube 

Tubes working: Redtube

[+9] u/plznodownvotes: Ew I have to watch Netflix now?

[+9] u/jda823: Rip Google ad revenue from YouTube.

[+9] u/Sick0h: If you’re 5’9.5” or taller, have a positive net worth, and and your pp is over 5.5”, you’re in the 99th percentile lmao

[+9] u/Slow_Refrigerator967: RedTube still works.

[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: The new normal is your account swinging 10% everyday from just holding shares

[+9] u/LeavingLasVega: I’m here to buy highs and eat ass. And the market isn’t making any new highs

[+9] u/Strangerdanger8812: Imagine being healthy and happy

[+9] u/spreadbetfred: FTSE has done 7% in 6 weeks lmao

[+9] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Had a dream I was walking and a tornado picked me up and threw me in the air higher than the trees. Full on panic, body convulsion wake up before I hit the ground. 

I'm buying calls retards. Life is short.

[+9] u/OnAWagonToMexico: Too bullish in here, we're gonna have a repeat of yesterday

[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Idk what everyones in a fuss about the shit barely moved a 10th of a percent

[+9] u/EnginrA: I made love to a woman!

I really did!

[+9] u/EuphoricWizard: NVDA framemogging AMD.  Boomer trade is almost dead, back to tech pumping each other on news theyre buying chips

[+9] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Living just in case things get better
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