=== SUMMARY ===
- The post mocks Elon Musk sycophants after SpaceX IPO day, dismissing any expectation of shared wealth or rational investment.
- The author expresses frustration with excessive admiration for Musk and yearns for posts about impending financial crises instead.
- No financial data, analysis, or trade thesis is presented; it is purely emotional commentary.
=== SENTIMENT ===
NEUTRAL
=== TRADE IDEAS ===
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Gentleman (and the 10s of women who find themselves on this sub),
SpaceX IPO day is over. You have 24 hours to occupy your Elon cuck chair and furiously masturbate, or attempt to fornicate with your cybertruck. I have the duty to advise you he will not be sharing his amassed fortune (nor his Ketamine laced nut) with any of you.
I get the feeling most of his sycophants would gladly turn over every dollar they are granted in a game of monopoly to Elon, and then giddily ask if he’s going to build a hotel his properties in the following turn. They would then praise him for being so amazing at the game of monopoly, and proceed to offer him sex with their significant other.
If we could return to pro forma posts about an impending financial crisis which never actually comes to fruition I would greatly appreciate. ❤️