Daily Discussion Thread for August 24, 2026

[+14] u/No_Presentation9490: burry is profitable on his NBIS short after just 1 week lol [+11] u/Abe2025: Why even follow earnings when the market doesnt trade on fundamentals lol [+10] u/I_am_short_so_long: Wake me up after October, when MU and SKHY doubled, after earnings beat out Africa's GDP and burry is in jail for money laundering. [+10] u/Vlashaaak: This market sucks ass [+9] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: The last month has just been horrible, I want to speak to a manager [+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: Feels like one of those “I don’t even want profit, just want to breakeven” type of days [+8] u/Over-Young8392: this is all burry’s fault [+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Open the fucking casino [+7] u/newtownkid: SLS baby. Let’s goooo. Been a long time coming. [+7] u/Over-Young8392: *chuckles* I’m in danger [+7] u/2020isgreat: the more my portfolio goes down to more communist I become [+6] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Is the printer in the room w us rn? [+6] u/noobletato: SeptemBEAR is almost here. Strap in regards [+6] u/wafflepiezz: Looks like I’m bagholding my SNDK Dec $1730 calls now [+6] u/Reply_Stunning: why are all my calls or poots already worthless. [+5] u/moorhound: I had to Google what SLS even was Either cancer got cured due to AI research, or all of this "we cured cancer" stuff is dogshit fluff. I really hope it's not the second one, but I'm not optimistic since this seems to be the age of spitting total bullshit for the sake of stock prices across the board. [+5] u/joycaptain: Bessent announces sanctions on Iran by firing up the money printer [+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: what so sndk is going all the way to 1400 today? [+5] u/No_Presentation9490: semiconductor day chart looks pretty garbo im ngl [+5] u/Dense_as_Hydrogen: Grok said to short airlines and assured me he was not regarded and to fully trust him [+5] u/Federal-Watch: Remember, don’t pull the trigger too early today, wait 30-60mins, wait for the dip to really develop and then go [+11] u/Big_Love_3070: Rip to the guy with 26k in calls expiring today [+11] u/Mysterious-Drive2812: https://preview.redd.it/bo5zbjw36blh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f101061bddaec1858543fe94863b222aa2f5ed4b [+10] u/Soffatjockis: Hey Claude Hack rockstar and release the PC version of GTA6 Make no mistakes [+10] u/version-two: Sir, another tariff has hit SPY. [+9] u/GoProVI: Gonna be another fkin red week isn’t it… [+9] u/Moxisxsx: A market of filth, all we are trading is pure dirt [+9] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% today and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass [+9] u/ballzstreetwets: Follow this regards. Market opens low, turns around and goes up and green, everybody happy jump in, then it dumps hard all day. [+9] u/enc-nyc: Bulls were celebrating just yesterday [+9] u/financiallythriving: We need to retest Great Depression lows before a new bull run continues [+9] u/powerboner: Wow so glad I went into AVGO and NVDA on Friday at the top! I trade so good! [+8] u/Many_Appeal1184: time to rug europoor buying SPX [+8] u/Several-Bridge-6287: I can't believe people think Tesla is an "AI, Robotaxi and Optimus robot company" when it doesn't do any of those things. Long term investors are so fucking cooked. [+8] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: how hight do you think spy would be if the sleepy man was still in office [+8] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Why are the Vs so much more powerful than the dumps. They are always super low volume too [+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Are we really hyping 0.15% moves rn [+7] u/calvin_tam: Close the fkin casino, don't open [+7] u/Less_Than_Average1: Had a dream I bet on ornamental gourds options and giant wooden cases of gourds showed up at my house when I lost. [+7] u/SaveTheAles: Department of War, has stated that they are running low on tariffs to use. [+7] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Memory stocks drilling to hell gah dayum [+7] u/EuroRichTrader: People be acting up like Nvidia aint up 15% YTD already. What the fuck do you expect, fucking morons cant hold a stock more than a few weeks [+7] u/Voenker: wet farting is for real gamblers [+7] u/Lori-Lightfoot: surely nvda won't dump this week like it has the last 5 earnings, this time will be different [+7] u/neverturndownagain: BESSENT COULD UNLEASH $1 TRILLION ON BOND MARKET PUMP IT [+6] u/TowelFart: its all over im moving into a cardboard box [+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: So many regards have no idea what is to unfold in the next few days. Bessent opened a pandoras box with his buybacks. [+6] u/VauserVonShepherd: Its over, 5 days of reds incoming [+6] u/sfw_supdood: the bears are circling [+6] u/EuroRichTrader: I ain’t selling shit. It ain fucking over till the fat lady sings. [+6] u/Many_Appeal1184: are we 0DTE gambling just to feel something, no to get rich? [+6] u/Level_Statement_6844: Whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK UP IRANIAN PORN [+6] u/solidsneeze: wsb chatter sounds like down 3%.... checks.... down a third of a percent 🤡 [+6] u/Potential-Plum7187: RDDT to $0 this week [+6] u/StophJS: NBIS people thought that most recent pump meant volatility was over forever and it was never coming down again lol [+6] u/mehmilani: BofA upgraded NVDA and set the target of $36000 for next quarter. [+6] u/FinePerformance1046: I always ape into the wrong plays and leave the right plays to moon without me [+6] u/financiallythriving: Black Monday is over [+6] u/CheapHero91: micron green 5 minutes after open [+6] u/Key_Yesterday2808: BTC just got a huge thick juicy green candle... $80k inbound. MSTR to $200 [+6] u/JLIMNO: You guys are stressing way too much over futures.. Its fuck all volume and tells you absolutely nothing about what direction we are heading at open. Log off until open [+6] u/guccioli: Luigi was supposed to inspire an army of Luigi’s, but the average merican is just too fat and stupid [+6] u/znightmaree: It’s always 1929 in here on Monday morning premarket lmao [+5] u/k3mpk3mp: SLS - So Long, Shorts! [+5] u/hayleybts: I'm gonna nap now and check later if my calls are saved or destroyed. Good luck [+5] u/Villi187: we are cooked lmfao just close the app [+5] u/OrangMiskin: Intel keeps getting lower and lower. $20 by EOW [+5] u/Deadecigs: Play the long term game and you’ll never lose [+5] u/mangroovesz: Anyone here bought the great dip of July 29 and not worried a single ounce that it will hit that mark ever again? [+5] u/BrushImaginary: And............. Its gone [+5] u/Soffatjockis: Imagine being a bull and thinking bessent is your guy Lmao [+5] u/Villi187: NEVER BUY FRIDAY TRADITIONAL MARKET STRATEGY 2026+ [+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Can’t wait for the world to go to shit in the next decade [+5] u/Villi187: Im so glad i didnt buy any memory dips and let that shit just recover thats if it ever does lmfao [+5] u/Xerlic: In June I sold all my software stocks and bought semis. This summer has been going great. [+5] u/Vaynard709: Why is nvidia tanking pre market ? [+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Nasdaq going to have multiple -4% days this week before Bessent promotes his onlyfans to slow yields down [+5] u/Stormwingx: Id rather be here shit talking with you guys than go to work [+5] u/Marcellouss: Looking forward to the daily NBIS drop again [+5] u/InitialPsychology731: I thought i was straight, but I'm turning berish [+5] u/housemouse431: bessent buys back bonds forcing fed to keep interest rates the same...genius!? aka kick the can down the road for the next administration [+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Oil dropping while the US is about to impose sanctions, escalation looks likely and inventories ever lower? Must be another day ending in y [+5] u/goldman-sux: Can we ban Koreans from trading? They’re ruining the game for the rest of us [+39] u/TipEmpty8429: Gold up, BTC up and here I am being a sucker investing in companies that actually produces things and generate revenue [+32] u/Michael_Korleone: You know your job actually contributes to the economy when all your coworkers can barely speak English [+30] u/thebobitt: Fellow regards, my father just passed away. So I will not be joining you for a week. God speed with your ports and hope you all make money [+27] u/Michael_Korleone: Even the stupidest regard on this forum is higher IQ than the average person I interact with on my day to day activities. There is no hope for the future. [+27] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: U ASKED, WALMART LISTENED. WALMART TO RELEASE ITS OWN BRAND NEW CLOTHING LINE TO GO ALONG WITH UR BROKE ASS PORTFOLIOS. ALL CLOTHING COMES IN RED ONLY. [+23] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Feels like a nasty red day today. Bessent has clearly fuken lost it and yields are gonna be like 10% by end of the week. [+22] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! [+19] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The Treasury is going to throw everything they can at yields in the short term but the only way they are coming down long term is if the market seriously corrects [+18] u/codespyder: My plan today is to check my portfolio, see that I've lost money, put spare cash into 0DTEs (direction based on a complex system of coin toss and vibes), and lose that money as well All right, let's get started. [+18] u/Valkorion335786: "Why would I want to blow up the global financial system" Is that not what has happened?? What has the past year been?? [+18] u/Starkfault: I’m not falling for crypto in 2026 lmao stop asking [+17] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Full port gas station lottery tickets [+17] u/Valkorion335786: Those who stand with us will be rewarded with tariffs \- Bessent [+17] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: https://preview.redd.it/dhdp6khmfblh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=233296eaf4372133100f44a99a7d8109b2ab8523 [+16] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: I should have never touched options [+16] u/BFox1982: Bond yields rising because the general fund is $40 trillion in debt and then using the general fund to buy bonds so the yield stops rising is fucking peak big brain shit. [+16] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Bessent considering elimination of the 20 year bond. 😐 what fu\*kin planet are we on right now [+15] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Fuck. Everything is down except gold and bloody freaking Bitcoin. If Warsh misses the mark in Jackson Hole, were gonna go on a Disney World Fun Slide. And there is near zero chance he suddenly hits the tone... [+15] u/Own-Recipe5908: Lmao, he basically admitted that secondary sanctions would blow up the global economy. [+15] u/Tay_Tay86: *mentions blowing up the global financial system* Okay no more questions *Goes home* [+14] u/vermilli21: # This just screams we are so fucked after midterms 🤡🤡🤡 [+14] u/jeromewatdoink: TSLA market cap $1.4 trillion TSLA 2026 net income \~$4.1 billion Samsung market cap $1.2 trillion Samsung 2026 net income \~$210 billion 👍 [+14] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: How did 🥭 manage to put the worst possible regards in every position of government this term [+14] u/LongHealth: "US Dollar is backed by the military." The military that lost in almost every war it has attempted? The one currently losing to Iran? Yeah buying more gold. [+14] u/crazyfool319: Events coming up.... SeptemBEAR, OctoBEAR, NovemBEAR, DecemBEAR...........JanBEAR FebBEAR, MarBEAR [+13] u/thelonewanderer333: Surprised at this manipulation? Nope. Disappointed that reality hasn't been acknowledged by the market yet? Yes. [+13] u/Senpai_Slime: Bessent is gonna say something really really fucking stupid isnt he... [+13] u/Dear__Bruce: This group of rich people are extremely fucking lame. Where are the Carnegies, Rockerfellers, Biltmores etc They gave us massive public libraries like the NYC library, botanical gardens, Central Park, performing arts centers, public parks, opera houses etc all for free for the public to enjoy and use Now we have people like Alex Karp worth tens of BILLIONS talking about spraying short sellers with fentanyl laced urine and Sam Altman talking about eliminating every job on earth Where did we go wrong in society. Bunch of losers [+12] u/Shijaki: Bessent's experience blowing up his hedge fund makes him the best candidate to conduct military strikes on bond vigilantes [+12] u/Amitriptylinekoning: SNDK taking diving lessons [+12] u/abroadbroadband: Time to get to work 💪💪 Uniform, on Oil, heating French fries, locked and loaded Bags, ready Let's fucking do this 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [+12] u/Round_Context_146: Cant that fkin idiot just keep his mouth shut? What beef do we have with Canada??? [+12] u/StrangeInsanity: Had an argument with a genius from this sub yesterday. He goes “the US can crush China’s economy any day by doing a naval blockade, ask Japan how it went last time” I go, bro, where do you get your news from? Fox or Hollywood movies? He goes “look at what we did to Venezuela in a couple days, we could do the same to any country” I am like, sure buddy, they both are at the same level. Everyone is a fucking military expert these days. [+12] u/hb2xdr: BREAKING: OTTOWA IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS [+12] u/Own-Recipe5908: Bessent speaking like he's a righteous general now. lmao. [+12] u/Known_Worker4387: lmao bessent sounds scared [+12] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: “We prefer to engage with countries is quiet diplomacy”  Haha. Trump is known for his diplomatic capabilities. [+12] u/NotMe357: "US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Should be set to leave the dollar system if there is no cooperation." [+12] u/NebulaBorn6389: “Iran the stock market to the ground” [+12] u/ercanbas: Bessent making threats like Michael Scott [+11] u/Throwaway37620: I want to have anal with my female boss [+11] u/daddysgirl794: Sir, a second round of bagholders has hit the memory stocks [+11] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: My personal opinion: The market would be healthier if only retail investors traded stocks. [+11] u/LeatherConscious7682: I just got served papers on Sunday for 790 dollars of medical debt related to my cancer diagnosis. If that isn't a sign of the times I don't know what is 🙄 [+11] u/HaveTwoBananas: market held up with sticks, glue, rocks, and cardboard [+11] u/blerg-blip: Love how Bessent is picking on people with planted questions [+11] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: "Unfortunately the country didn't just roll over for us" what the hell is going on??? [+11] u/FartPolluter: JP Morgan analyst saying we are close to the top of a tech bubble while JP analyst has SPCX price targets north of $200 and pushing for Anthropic IPO at $2 trillion. [+11] u/LongHealth: The US Treasury having to buy bonds on a mass scale to maintain the pyramid scheme is not bullish. It is literally the premise of every USD collapse prediction. [+10] u/Curious-Bird-8159: What moon phase are we in [+10] u/whomakesthetendies: Can't believe I will likely see the collapse of the USA in my lifetime.... [+10] u/SoloOutdoor: If the market was any reflection of the real world we'd have cascading circuit breakers. [+10] u/sergechewbacca: I just need a 1000x bagger and I'm set. Shouldn't be too hard. [+10] u/SharkBiteX: If you say Bloody Monday 3 times in front of a mirror, will a bear come out and maul you? [+10] u/Common-Royal8234: Shiny rocks and fake internet coins!!! [+10] u/PoobliusFlavius: MEmOry FUll PooRt at OPeN [+10] u/ipissinmypants2: holy shit the market opened and i lost half of my shit [+10] u/Dear__Bruce: They dumped at open to shake retail before NVDA reports 900% YoY growth and unlimited demand forever into eternity [+10] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Look at me, i am the Korean now 👀 [+10] u/Concept-Plastic: V here will be insane. Freakout for no reason. Nothing changed at all, especially for memory [+10] u/toni_btrain: Hello it’s me Dolan Trump. Send me 5$ on Venmo or an Amazon gift card to defeat Iran. Big thank. America [+10] u/DulyDully: NVDA rallies to 220 before earnings. They post a triple beat by huge margins and the stock goes up anther 10% to 240. This is what happens in your dream on Wednesday night and you wake up and your calls are worthless. [+10] u/hallett21: Bessent gonna come out dressed as a turtle dove. Spy ends up 2% [+10] u/ercanbas: World ending… Spy: here’s why that’s bullish [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bessent: "Good afternoon." 📉📉📉📉📉 [+10] u/Disastrous-Regret-99: Take yr profits on calls before it turns negative [+10] u/ercanbas: 10 minutes until the economy ends. [+10] u/Valkorion335786: Bessent looks like a hydrated version of mitch mcconnell [+10] u/GoZukkYourself: This entire market is just two 🤡s passing 764 contracts back and forth. [+10] u/KYEEZY98: This sounds like a WW3 announcement [+10] u/abroadbroadband: Holy shit he's been tweeting a lot GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, DONNY [+10] u/vermilli21: # Is this Bessent guy a fucking idiot? [+10] u/Fortnait739595958: Economic d-day for Iran: "We might sanctions countries doing business with them, not china, but maybe other, kinda, the chance is there, but we aint doing anything today" [+10] u/mousepop321: # Found out women get cheaper insurance then men so I’ve been checking female gender on all my documents # Saving 300 a year LMAO 🤌 [+10] u/Ok-Nose29: This admin wants to devalue the dollar btw this is all on purpose [+9] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Release the Epstein Files or I shit my pants [+9] u/SpaceXLord: All the analysts on Bloomberg are now: YoU kNoW wHaT, eCoNoMy nOt gREaT. K-sHaPEd durrr [+9] u/dpatel211: “And then after lunch, we hit em with ANOTHER rug pull LMAO” [+9] u/Fullsendornosendd: I have made 2 trades in the last week. I went long on Sndk at the top. Then this morning I went short at the bottom. [+9] u/InterestingUsirname: I don't even know why I'm even reading this chat rn. I have hardly any liquidity to invest. I have to sit on my hands until walmart eventually goes back up :( [+9] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Btc moving like it's know the dollar is about to collapse real talk [+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: Ngl these MU calls at open were not the play [+9] u/sck178: Fuck it. Just send the 10 yr to 6% [+9] u/Onnimation: Bessent considering eliminating the 20 year bond... WUT? 😂 [+9] u/Regardium-Leviosa: One more green candle, please. I will sell this time [+9] u/Sandvicheater: Trump announcing the mother of all sanctions on Iran. That's like threatening to firebomb your neighbor's house after its been burned to the ground. [+9] u/traderbusto: OPERATION ECONOMIC OUTCAST they named it after me [+9] u/JackORoses: Bessent is a horrible public speaker. What a clown [+9] u/Gajax: He just admitted he is going to blow up the whole global system. [+9] u/Kobe_Fan: Asking why Bessent is a massive pussy would've been my question as well [+9] u/Commercial_Sound1448: GLD should be mooning after that god awful press meeting, What. Was. That. [+9] u/guy_cloutier: You let these people run your wallet [+9] u/Happy-n-Healthy: If Canada cuts off electricity you'll see the fastest Taco in the west! [+9] u/upvz: did bessent even read the speech before israel handed it to him [+9] u/bearhunter429: #American economy is now entirely based on scam. If you are not scamming you are not doing it correctly. LMAO🤌 [+9] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: LOL 🥭 trying to save face again pre market per usual [+9] u/KittyLover-7: Nearly all red days follow this script of drilling overnight and pre market, small bounce into the open before retesting pre market low and cratering from there [+9] u/guy_cloutier: Run my little baby Gold [+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: “Canada has been ripping us off for years” Bro literally put the deal in place🤣 [+9] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down slightly but individual stocks are collapsing LMAO🤌 [+9] u/SteakEater137: Bessent looks almost exactly like a fake face that 007 would wear [+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: You know its bad when even wsj editorial board is calling the trade war retarded [+8] u/spwath: Gold pumping and I am on my way to a gold mine right now for work [+8] u/Michael_Korleone: Ngl, NYC sucks ass to live in [+8] u/Concept-Plastic: I fucking suck Sold my magic internet money for MU couple weeks back Fucking hell [+8] u/tommyboy441: Please give a +3% day today, GOOGL. I will give you a Gluck Gluck 9000 if you do. [+8] u/Fernyfern7: BREAKING NEWS the music is slowing down dramatically [+8] u/Samjabr: Claims to be a Semiconductor analyst Pronounces it NUHvidia [+8] u/TestInteresting221: Mom! The bears 🌈🐻 are acting funny again! [+8] u/dabblesest: They’re destroying the dollar and you all aren’t investing in gold? Alright do you I guess…. [+8] u/grimandnordic1: Held calls over weekend like a greedy pigtard gonna get wrecked at open I'm thinking [+8] u/Agent_Nilo: So they did $4B treasury buyback and only kept yields down for 24 hours. Feels like any amount of money they throw now wont work, the fire has gotten too large. [+8] u/jdfan51: Soxl is about to fuck me at open [+8] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Is Trump trying to kill the dollar on purpose? I mean at some point the whole world will get sick of his bullying. [+8] u/CUbuffGuy: Yearly performance just dipped below SPY =( Damn, guess I'm not a genius anymore (until chips go back up) [+8] u/Due-Perspective-3197: Lol the market: AI stocks after dipping 15 percent after nearly doubling in 8 months # the internet: ITS ALL OVER . SELL EVERYTHING [+8] u/After-Equivalent8650: They're doing an amazing job propping this shit ass market up [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Benefits of being poor: - You no longer buy stuff you don't need - You find out who your real friends are - You learn to find bargains everywhere - Fasting becomes easier - You start to appreciate the little things in life - No complicated wealth taxes to deal with  I almost don't see any disadvantages [+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: why is this price action so garbage today. [+8] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Once I get to 6-figures I’m done. This is way too stressful [+8] u/CaaCCeo: Puts can never just win [+8] u/Poland_Spring10: I’m positive we hit green on both spy and qqq before 2 pm [+8] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Taco has to be one of the dumbest people on the planet, surrounded by even dumber people. [+8] u/Fortnait739595958: Shit so manipulated it might end in green today [+8] u/remilk123: 🚨 Breaking: Tune in to see Bessent tank the stock market in the next 56 minutes! 📉⏳ [+8] u/nascarhero: The lies aren’t working anymore, time to resort to bond market manipulation [+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down -0.1% every stock down 2-5% LMAO🤌 [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Had to price in the fat fuck administration conference here soon [+8] u/Throwaway37620: Memory cucks euphoric over -5% LMAO [+8] u/Burger_Gouger: Idk what kind of spell Cars has on toddlers but Jesus Christ I’ve seen this at least 1000 times already. Can’t wait for this kid to start up school again next week [+8] u/OptionsHuduga: WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER GREEN DAY (NOT THE BAND) AGAIN? [+8] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Letting Scott B speak to calm the markets is like letting my toxic ex give the wedding speech after getting married to my new wife. Dude has absolutely no likeable compnents to his personality at all. [+8] u/pooterssssssssss: They stole money from retail today. Everything down 5% for no reason. 3 weeks of gains just wiped out in 2 days [+8] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: I blame boomers for everything, even this regarded administration. That lead paint really did some work lmao [+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Still don’t know how tf we are in 40 trillion debt when I’m paying 50% of my earnings in taxes and barely receive any benefits in return [+8] u/andsto2: I’m just learning today that MU is a Canadian company [+8] u/kumako10: this guy sounds like an idiot [+8] u/dash_trash4255: This is all really bizarre [+8] u/Sandvicheater: After this month's red dumping I thought my life can't get any worse. Then I read some redditor's post about how he got t-boned by a drunk driver and now he's in a wheelchair for the rest of his life and can't get boners aka no sex anymore. Now my shitty portfolio seems like small fries. [+8] u/KYEEZY98: I give it under 6 months before Bessent is fired or "steps down" [+8] u/Tay_Tay86: "why would we want to blow up the global financial system [today]?" -Scott "Becca" Bessent [+8] u/ATDT_No-Carrier: Did he just threaten to "blow up the global financial industry"? [+8] u/traderbusto: Bessent: “We haven’t bought a single bond.” [+8] u/Space_Miner6: Bessent the tough guy, too funny [+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I can't believe Katy Perry would do this to us? [+8] u/ercanbas: Spy not being down at least 1% just proves how rigged this is. [+8] u/Michael_Korleone: What the fuck is the point of a hair transplant if you gotta take medication to turn you into a bitch after the operation is finished? [+8] u/Grandmaparty: Another day where asts management can't be fucked to ship satellites or let the world know they're alive. [+8] u/buttscratcher3k: if sndk goes up i will eat a cucumber sideways [+8] u/arbitraryBlue: Deploying my $331 cash reserves to help out the market, you're welcome boys [+8] u/Fortnait739595958: Damn, the economic d-day for Iran will be giving them a trading account in NASDAQ [+8] u/Ltheman00: Why do I do this shit to myself [+8] u/DecisionPerfect3858: Yeah my NVDA $220c are toast [+8] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Witkoff, Kushner heading to Pakistan for peace talks with Canada. "The bombing of Ottawa must stop at once", Mark Carney told the Toronto Sun [+8] u/Lelwrektnub: LOL Canada tariffs set for Jan 1. After midterms too. Will be the most obvious TACO. [+7] u/McClintockC: Personally, I blame Canadia [+7] u/Frank-Hassle: Yall got to leave that tech alone [+7] u/visionarymind: I like how it all boils down to “how much money do you make❓” 🍵😌 [+7] u/Goldenboy1227: Can I just make enough money to pay my debt [+7] u/pooterssssssssss: 3 weeks of gains given back in 2 days [+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: spy is down .4% and everyone is about to hang themselves [+7] u/toni_btrain: Another week of losses incoming. Amazing [+7] u/Pale-Loss7806: So spy calls and puts are just fucked today [+7] u/Keter_Regretter: pumping over threat of a tariff in 4 months on our closest economic ally holy shit lol [+7] u/LarsTarkas: Trapped the bers now mm going to trap bols [+7] u/BFox1982: All that's gonna be left is a smoldering pile of rubble by the time he leaves office. 🫠 [+7] u/DarkR124: Got greedy trying to double dip on puts. Still up 2.2K for the day, I’m out. (See you ten minutes from close where I’ll blow the rest) [+7] u/RIVNMoonMe: Brushing teeth, while redditing and pooping. All about efficiency. [+7] u/miss_L_fire: Do you guys check your email before you go to work on a Monday to mentally prepare yourself or just go in blind and start the week when you sit down at your desk? [+7] u/Equivalent_Party3713: Memory is getting railed [+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Btc haters in disbelief. [+7] u/Orin_n: My calls are gonna be so cooked at open. Let's just get this over with, open the fucking casino [+7] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Gold & Bitcoin surging. Stocks are slowly falling. Is this a sign we’re headed into a bear market.. 📉 [+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: I am drowning in Gold [+7] u/whomakesthetendies: #Music has stopped, you regards just haven't realised yet [+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: This shits gonna reverse V at open [+7] u/BackgroundCicada4877: BLACK MONDAY IS UPON US [+7] u/ez399017: Nice 40k loss to start the day [+7] u/Middle-Ad-8630: Aahahahah freefall, I'm bankrupt [+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: All this for the hopes that a chatbot becomes sentient. [+7] u/Open_Pollution_8038: Are we winning yet? Trump is toxic to the economy. 2 military interventions, 1 cooking (Cuba) and has threatened a few others (Greenland). He’s tariffed everyone and the amounts change daily so there’s no business certainty / can’t invest in this climate. We’re spending so much money on loan that the bond market is finally cracking after years of being warned and inflation is beyond the Feds ability to contain. It honestly just feels like everything is going to explode all at once and we deserve it. [+7] u/Party-Score-565: Robinhood increased my margin maintenance for NBIS from 25% to 60% at market open, instantly putting me in a $25k deficit [+7] u/internetsoci0path: couldve used an actual green day today! instead, lets lose 20% of the account! Awesome! [+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Nvda usually rips then crashes after earnings.. Looks like the opposite will happen this time [+7] u/Particular-Nose-8932: US circuit breaker when? [+7] u/Round_Context_146: Mango discloses his trades and everything drops? who fkin knew lol [+7] u/Cosmorto: Please go up u cocksucker [+7] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: It's so irritating to see the market trying to make a V. Just make a direct down to zero please. [+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: No volume theta days should be illegal [+7] u/micheelay: Would trading on shrooms help today [+7] u/toni_btrain: 🚨 SITUATION DETECTED TRUMP AGREES TO NEVER STOP MANIPULATING THE MARKET [+7] u/KYEEZY98: Big brain move, escalate trade war with Canada so market will rise on "Trade talks going well" news. [+7] u/gayforgoblin: My wife thinks I'm "building wealth" [+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Spy was going up in a straight line until I bought btw 🥀🥀 [+7] u/refrigeratorsHD: Every day I want to quit my job [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: I cant wait to hear how they tried to alter bonds or commodities again and failed [+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Bessent is about to use every single economic lever imaginable to prop markets and hot potato this shit to the next admin. [+7] u/chikenbeer: They call me tax loss harvester [+7] u/SteakEater137: Its wild how bipolar the market is. So much of what the market was dumping relentlessly 2 hours ago is now pumping relentlessly. All on no news of course [+7] u/neillson01: This will dump SO HARD on Bessent speech [+7] u/IXI_Bman: Untradeable market daily lmaooooooooo [+7] u/SniXSniPe: I just bought 0de spy puts to kill duh bers You're welcome bulls [+7] u/RuleSafe6767: *"Treasury Secretary Bessent is prepared to devalue the USD currency and send the nation deeper into debt to push 10-year Treasury yield toward 5%"*, these are the sacrifices he is willing to make on behalf of all citizens [+7] u/jiggolo420: NVDA shareholders are such pussys.. 🙄 [+7] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Bought some SPY puts so fingers crossed daddy "d day tariffs" spark off an economic meltdown that leaves millions out of work and struggling with rent while mine PUMP. But I'll throw some pennies at the peasants to get out of my way to share wealth [+7] u/remilk123: 4 MINUTES TILL BESSENT NUKE YOUR PORTFOLIO [+7] u/likamuka: Rats are fleeing the sinking ship. 3 lost decades upcoming. [+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Bessent is late. Sell everything [+7] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: bessent a little late because he’s buying puts and shorting the whole market [+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: This speech is gonna bring spy 750 [+7] u/GurHot8359: the reward from the USA is more tarrifs [+7] u/SteakEater137: D-Day was the largest seaborne invasion in history, where thousands of people died to secure the liberation of Europe from Nazi occupation I have **no doubt** that the economic announcements today will be of a similar magnitude [+7] u/RanarrSmokerr: why is this dude outta breath [+7] u/RagingBearBull: I wonder if he will actually remove China, EU and the UK from the dollar system. Seems like a game of "Let punch ourselves in the dick, that will make everyone like me" . [+7] u/-mini-kuma: "i'm not going to set timelines" - lol Bessent should have just tweeted that speech, waste of time. [+7] u/gigilero: omg stfu lets close this out [+7] u/sloanemonroe: Bessents job today is to not sound desperate when he’s desperate [+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: There’s a non zero chance Bessent hits a big red button and a cartoon ejection seat sends him into the air with a parachute right now >!or no parachute and just a smiling picture of 🥭 in it’s place!< [+7] u/geddyclaus: Yellen was twice the man he is. [+7] u/traderbusto: “China will continue doing business with Iran and we will do nothing” [+7] u/Lelwrektnub: “They were offered a very good job.” LMFAO [+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Bessent might actually benefit from some of that orange paint 🥭uses. [+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: We dont want a global economic meltdown, but we will do it, if you dont do what we say, after we've already asked you to do it 100 times. [+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Whoaaa was dude even sober for that [+7] u/Fortnait739595958: That whole speech could have been an email [+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: So we got the rainbow treasury sec threatening to blow up the global economy [+7] u/SpaceXLord: Furthermore, as part of D-Day action, Iranians will no longer be able to share their Netflix account. Amazon Prime will also not include free shipping. Finally, the McRib will not be available at any McDonald restaurant in the Tehran metro. \- Bessent [+7] u/radditor1234: I hate playing in lose less mode [+7] u/atlu_manny12: i appreciate the fact that it was lightly glossed over that the US Govt legitimately made and sent an offer to Canada to become a state of the US and they vehemently rejected it. what a time to be alive [+7] u/mechajlaw: So we're definitely going to run out of oil huh [+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Bessent threatens to remove countries from the US Dollar System, mass celebrations ensue around the world....wtf? [+7] u/nick8852: Market bout to do nothing the last 2 hours now just to fuck us all even more [+7] u/MXY2022: Any other idiot out there stuck in MU with me [+7] u/Popular_Song3371: If we see any green or red today I’m finished [+7] u/No-Put2311: Intel hasn’t seen a green day since I bought it [+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Im not homeless im camping outside for an extended period of unknown amount, there's a difference [+7] u/aftherith: This sub is mostly just boys that think the market should go down based on their life sucking [+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Memory bulls getting taken out back lol [+7] u/darkspherei: the AI trade is dead, pack it up boys China won [+7] u/Burtonwurton: I need Institutions to rotate into my port. Thanks [+7] u/TipEmpty8429: A gold bar in the safe, some land, a late model SUV, an old pickup truck, healthy wife and kids. You will be happier than nearly every billionaire you will see [+7] u/RichSpecific4490: I told my company if they don’t give me a raise by January 2059 I’ll quit. I have the cards [+7] u/toni_btrain: This is not fun anymore man [+7] u/chafingNip: I for one say we are due a -1% day [+7] u/Dust-Sea: Burry was right, semi bols have nothing left. [+7] u/FunkyGrowMan: I fucking love trading on vacation. Losses don't matter and gains feel like crack cocain! [+7] u/Ble_h: Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It’s fucking over. [+7] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Yeap. I'm shorting the hell out of it [+6] u/Bravadette: Bring back CD's in cereal boxes [+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Nvidia has good earning. people regain faith in the great LLM scam for no reason. We pump the rest of the week. [+6] u/andytobbles: Such a fake drop, easy dip buying opportunity. All semis go down vertical at the same time right before the biggest semis earnings? Yeah right, facilitated sell off so the big boys can get in cheap. NVDA is about to blow this bitch out of the water [+6] u/Samjabr: I might have been wrong about this dump being fake... [+6] u/traderbusto: Saylor about to take a sledge hammer to the dilute button [+6] u/Consistent-Paint7860: Sold NBIS at the bottom... [+6] u/Low_Plastic363: I'm glad we're finally sticking it to those pesky Canadians with 50% tariffs while ensuring our good friends in China only pay 10%. /s [+6] u/Spy300: >CITADEL SECURITIES CALLS TREASURY’S EXPANDED BOND BUYBACKS “FINANCIAL REPRESSION” Oh snap [+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Precious metals look to be boosting [+6] u/visionarymind: Tom & Zendaya Holland’s billions are in this market & 🐻🐼🐻‍❄️ really think a recession’s imminent 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Yellds are set by global hivemind using future inflation expectations and debt risk. Bessent: well i think that's all wrong 🤡 [+6] u/buzzysmoke: Please god, SPY 750 today🙏🍆💚 [+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: Semiconductors are on free fall? [+6] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Wow this market is shitty, but the SPY is almost flat. MM are playing on advance levels now. [+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: 67% its gonna be a bloody red day [+6] u/vermilli21: Jokes on you, SPY looks like it wants to trade sideways so I'm avoiding it [+6] u/Ayydeeez: Ugh I should have redeemed [+6] u/LongHealth: Our gold who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy shininess come, Thy pumps be done, On Earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily gains, And forgive our past trades. Amen. [+6] u/Olorin444: We are set for a legendary gap-rejection. [+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Is there anything worse than crypto bros winning for even a few days? [+6] u/guy_cloutier: leveraged gold miners x3 ❤️ [+6] u/andsto2: Why on earth is MU down 5%. Easiest buy ever [+6] u/Impressive_Fly_4339: Are we great yet folks? [+6] u/I_work_too_much: Panic sellers should be held in cages and have market strategies tested on them [+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: ON JANUARY FIRST, 2027, TARIFFS ON ALL CARS, TRUCKS, BOTH LARGE AND SMALL, AUTOMOTIVE PARTS, AND STEEL, WILL BE INCREASED TO 50% ✅️ When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window. [+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: Bleeding for 6 days in a row. [+6] u/internetsoci0path: MU should get off it's ass and head to 950 [+6] u/KittyLover-7: Market every 2 weeks: I want to rotate back into what I just rotated out of [+6] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Canada's Premier Doug Ford says that Canadians should be ready to cut electricity and critical minerals to US, per AP" [+6] u/traderbusto: Reporter: “Yields have come back up have you discussed any other intervention?” 🌮: “Our ultimate intervention is our military.” 🤡 [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Last chance to buy MU under 900 (I repeat to myself for the 7th time in two months) [+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the market has stretched my jackson hole [+6] u/Letsgetit713: MSTR loading up with rocket fuel. Preparing for launch [+6] u/KobeFirm: the moment i place the Put on spy it starts to go up [+6] u/Spy300: NEW: US down to only 41 days of crude oil inventory, the lowest level in 50 years. >- Do a fake ceasefire >- Fed holds rates >- Task forces redefine inflation >- Send WTI to 150 >- Global Crisis >- Emergency rate cuts ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression [+6] u/tgff333: No, blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes, And flapping heads so full of lies! [+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: tired of this shit lol port been bouncing between 25k and 20k for 2 months [+6] u/Vivid_Still_650: Market structure has been absolutely bullshit the last 2 months [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: I don't always panic sell at a giant loss. But when I do, that shit skyrockets right away [+6] u/AshamedImagination50: When you are afraid to buy the dip, thats when the pump comes. Buy calls regards [+6] u/toni_btrain: I lost 20% of my portfolio in the last two weeks and I have my wedding int three weeks… [+6] u/vermilli21: # Everything looks like a trap [+6] u/imustbegthequestion: $NVDA is such a joke. Too big to fall. Too big to rise. Just sit on your hands till Wednesday. [+6] u/SteakEater137: So Saudi oil tankers are getting bombed now and oil shrugs and casually drops 2% based on bullish news. Impressive they can keep this going with such low reserves. [+6] u/Throwaway37620: I haven't been fucked like this since nursery [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Literally nothing happened you fucking retards it's just to kill puts, it's happened 20 times in a row you all have the memory of a goldfish, we pump then theta burn for the rest of the day and then it drops again afterhours [+6] u/IXI_Bman: Have bulls not realized for the past 2 weeks every pump gets sold off. You think I'm slapping the buy on those calls. Fuck no. [+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: im so fucking tired of this i might just switch to voo only at 25k loss on the year [+6] u/IXI_Bman: Spy goes up and nothing moves. This market is completely, completely fucking cooked. [+6] u/That-Decision-7194: What’s the news? SPY just flying for no reason [+6] u/RjBloxks: just full ported meta calls i’m ready to get cucked by the Zuck [+6] u/kmouratidis: I have the following on RDDT: * Long stock  * Short call * Long puts * Short puts and all of them are down today. BERKSHIRE, I'M OPEN TO WORK! [+6] u/SteakEater137: Still the funniest part of this euphoric AI boom is businesses slowly realizing it costs too much for what it delivers, so AI is getting replaced by Actually Indians. And this is with companies like OpenAI and Anthropic operating at negative ROI to retain their market share. [+6] u/ap1618: Imagine debasing the US dollar to prop up a memecoin [+6] u/KobeFirm: damn that SPY 765 call 2 hours ago is looking real nice [+6] u/Pale-Loss7806: Qqq and spy reversal has to be soon no way this continues [+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Bessent can prop up everything but no one can prop up ASTS, even god can't do it [+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Not even the Devil himself can turn ASTS green [+6] u/jerome-yellen: WTF bonds are tanking again, what happened?? [+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: 5 minutes until we find out 🥭 bailed us out with pentagon money!!!! 🦅🫡 [+6] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: At least in a real casino, they will pay you out if you are right. These guys will take money from both sides and will get away with keeping all the money to themselves [+6] u/ercanbas: Bessent learning to arrive late like Mango. [+6] u/BentoMan: Liberation Day 2.0. Economic genius at the steering wheel “totally” not mad Canada didn’t like the 51st state proposal [+6] u/ebfeebfe: Bessent on Dancing With The Stars right now [+6] u/Lelwrektnub: The issue here is, why the fuck didn’t they start off with the “economic d day” in the first place. [+6] u/kryptonyk: Is it Liberation day? Wait, no. Bridge and power plant day? No? Oh, Economic D-day. Got it. Gotta update my calendar. [+6] u/abroadbroadband: Bessent's Wikipedia be like: He is the first openly gay person to lead the U.S. Treasury Department, the first openly gay U.S. Senate-confirmed Cabinet member in a Republican administration,[3] the second openly gay Senate-confirmed Cabinet secretary,[4] and the highest-ranking LGBTQ government official in U.S. history.[5] Who wrote this? [+6] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Oooh I am so scared of the hammer of US treasury [+6] u/octopus_serenader: This man does not inspire confidence. That wasn't even an informative speech. This sucks ass. [+6] u/xlmtothemoon: so the timeline is infinite, got it [+6] u/YNeverWAlone: People who drink their coffee while driving with a open top mug from home have a high risk tolerance [+6] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: So USA is willing to burn a their relationships for Israel and the ego of one man. [+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: # Besent: We're already seeing some results on Iran push... Bessen: Every country should be prepared to face U.S. sanctions if they support Iran [+6] u/dash_trash4255: “Why would I want to bl\*w up the financial system”….uhh I dunno Terry why don’t you fuckin tell us? [+6] u/Supertainment: hyperbolic gey guy says dumb shit and then walks off like he accomplished something [+6] u/remilk123: i swear Bessent has no rizz whatsoever. 🙅‍♂️he hyped up an 'Economic D-Day' and said “We are at the endgame now’ but he completely failed to deliver 📉🏪 [+6] u/tenfthigher: Picturing 🥭 furious that Bessent’s comments did nothing to move the market 😂 [+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Of fucking course spy dumps one minute after I sell my fucking puts and I miss out on so much fucking gain, no I'm not mad, I'm not mad at all actually [+6] u/Fullsendornosendd: I officially quit this shitty ass game. I’ll be waiting to collect my lawsuit in 50 years when it comes out that no matter what I buy the stock will instantly go the opposite direction. [+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Speech so gay algos dont even know what to fuck [+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Id prefer a full rug pull so I can start rebuilding. You cant get back time. [+6] u/MiddleAgedSponger: How do you price in a stand up comedy routine? [+6] u/RagingBearBull: From today's presser. My main takeway is that the USD is not important and we need to get rid of it and use pokemon cards to buy food! [+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Bessent tells Hegseth "hold my dildo" I got this! [+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Of all the speeches I’ve heard, that was one of them [+6] u/Gnargoyles: Damn Cheetos gang going to prison for sure. Good for stocks tho [+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Just woke up, drinking my coffee and catching up on things. You’d think it was a Black Monday in here with this berness. “Opens Traderview” down .15%. 😂 So calls. [+6] u/Frank-Hassle: Does anybody in here actually sell options [+6] u/mayorolivia: I am poor, under 6 feet, am not funny, lack charisma, and don’t have a 6 pack. Chat, how can I attract women? [+6] u/Sad_Imagination_6617: Why are there so many ads in my scroll reddit, wtf [+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: mkt reacting to bloomberg headline just repeating what he tweeted last night :kek: [+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: So annyoing that I have dreams that I'm in school, yet I wake up and realize I'm in my 30s and don't have to worry about that bullshit like homework. I was supposed to meet with a teacher after class to discuss how I'm not doing a lot, but I just woke up from my dream. [+6] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: School is better than the wage cage [+6] u/SuperDaddyPoop: BTC, No real tility and just bad guy money.. drugs.. human traffic.. [+6] u/ercanbas: It’s gonna crabwalk until 2pm. [+6] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. [+6] u/Concept-Plastic: My biggest single day loss ever Im finna puke [+6] u/davidbigham: I am not losing money. I am just learning this lesson . 😎 [+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: most schizophrenic V ever [+6] u/Throwaway37620: Friendship with tech stocks is over. Precious metals is my new best friend [+6] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: im going to sell my memory at a loss to rebuy later in week before nvdas earnings. memory obvs crashing [+6] u/theundiscoveredcolor: Theta, you're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. [+6] u/SpiderWil: so sick of this ******* war n tariffs [+6] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Treasury Secretary Bessent to unveil details of the U.S. “Economic D-Day” against Iran at 1 PM ET." [+6] u/Pale-Loss7806: Literally how is spy almost green.. whole market is in deep red rn [+6] u/kaiserx7: What the fuck just happened? Why is everything red? [+6] u/mindmush45: Qqq has the most retarded price movement rn lmfao [+6] u/WallStreetRobert: Bol gets angry if stocks fail [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Fake, everyone knows it, and it doesnt matter, let some of them choke on something [+6] u/dpatel211: Everyone's too pussy to buy the dip [+6] u/SevereResolution1288: Apparently Canada matters [+6] u/NativePlant870: 760 puts here if you like money [+6] u/Cosmorto: Three disastrous plays today - sold 765 calls too fucking early on two different occasions, and bought a 763 put seconds before the pump [+6] u/kings1zeCB: ngl this does not look good for me [+6] u/OkAlternative7705: fuck this shit, IT STOPS GOING IP THE MOMENT I BUY FUCK IT [+6] u/KYEEZY98: Who watches that speech and decides yes the USD is safer than ever, let me sell my Gold [+5] u/Michael_Korleone: Good morning fellow regards, to another miserable day in this miserable society. Another day of gambling to cope with this sad existence, open the fucking market already [+5] u/Michael_Korleone: I hate it when they CC my boss. You stupid fucktard, I’ll respond to you, but now I’ll be an asshole and purposefully petty since you’re treating me like shit [+5] u/1M-to-Zero: No wonder why they eliminated PDT rule. Would like to see how many accounts blew up ever since. [+5] u/Different_Goat3444: Michael Burry is “shorting NVDA” welp…calls it is boys [+5] u/TreGet234: Anthropic ipo finna really be the tippy top of the ai bubble. [+5] u/sck178: How can Taco Bell costumers tell the difference between their regular explosive diarrhea vs the cyclosporasis explosive diarrhea? [+5] u/Yuri_CPL: so burry making bank rn with his nvda puts fk this [+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Took Personal loan. 10K.. need to make 30K in 2 weeks. Any plays ?? [+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Don’t be a fucken degen and think you’re “buying the dip” on MU/SNDK, it can easily -10% again tomorrow. Wait for the momentum to reverse before buying in. Sure you miss a tiny bit of profit but you save yourself a fuck ton of loss waiting for it to pump back up [+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Dont worry guys it's real this time, totally not them colluding to fake pump and ruin puts for the day for the 20th time in a row because it's all a corrupt show and the SEC Board is on their knees sucking cock like the spineless cowards they are, most of the day wont be spent on a meaningless pump to slight drop and sideways surfing while the real action is afterhours, totally normal [+5] u/Tay_Tay86: It's ok to be afraid 🗿 [+5] u/jeromewatdoink: Samsung is projected to make \~$210 billion net income in 2026. wild [+5] u/AirportBeneficial603: Swapped to calls so bears get ready to win [+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Time to fight the urge to get back in, and go work out. [+5] u/stackcheesesitds: Green futures all last week for reversal at open. Red futures reversal at open today?... I'm just coping on my terribly underwater calls before I report to duty at the dumpster. 🤕 [+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Let me guess pump it up premarket then dump it at market open? A story as old as time [+5] u/FartPolluter: The idea that the poors' and middle class savings will inflate away the US debt is a great theory if the poors' actually had anywhere near the liquid cash required to do that. Value destruction will hit top 10%. [+5] u/YourPalJake: are we getting circuit breaker action today? [+5] u/fuck_zebster: Why couldn’t some eBay execs stalk and harass me so I could get 50m . Nothing ever good happens to me . :cry: [+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: That dude mango lost the fookin plot mate [+5] u/-sakuranbo: sell vol and MMs will slam the market in all directions [+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Bers will be walking into WSB chat later today like Aladdin when he became Prince Ali with his big entourage parade [+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Operation Epic Global Depression [+5] u/Frank-Hassle: It’s green for everyone not dumb enough to leave it in tech over the weekend [+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Looks like a Bloody Monday to me [+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Whoever rebranded “third world economies” as “emerging markets” should be in jail. [+5] u/mayorolivia: Canada gonna end up rinsing US on this deal. Trump needs inflation to come down so will TACO this week to bring us back to the table. [+5] u/derprondo: They’re going to adopt a Financial Repression strategy aren’t they? I had Claude build me a dashboard with signals and it thinks we’re right on the brink, half of the signals already tripped. What’s the play to survive, just yolo gold? I’m the exact type of cash heavy moron they’ll use to pay the debt. [+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Im up 50% on crypto and feel like a loser [+5] u/eyerollingsex: How did atoms figure out they needed to form into girl and boy and fuck to take over the world [+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Bitcoin popping tf off again people must think Bessent is announcing more buybacks today [+5] u/Current-Run-2750: Did you miss BTC at 60k for half a year? [+5] u/yehudz: Crypto keeps pumping 😭 [+5] u/strawberrryy222: nvda should pump at open theres no other any explanatiion [+5] u/Foreign_Ostrich: Used klarn to tip out my barista this morning [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Wsb: im betting against Bessent with $5k but I have leverage. Bessent: okay I’ll do a trillion dollars [+5] u/BooBrew32: Bessent: I know what will fix this mess! Using the Treasury fund to bring yields down. Maybe getting the fuck out of Iran while you still can is the move here, jackass. [+5] u/DRCAG3SUN: waited all weekend for this [+5] u/buttscratcher3k: SELL your spcx, rddt and sndk, full prot to gold [+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: Pre-market is fake, but open market might be worse. Much like House of the Dragon, I am not interested in watching this shit. [+5] u/studybreak15: lol fun day to own a lot of SOXL, MUU, etc [+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Ain’t no way all the bad negativity didn’t give 🥭 an entry point before he TACO’s and gets to make a mint on the market’s bounce afterwards. Seen this movie way too many times. If you don’t know how to make money here, you’re an absolute regard. [+5] u/All_YourBase: These are the days when great investments are made. There are lots of massive bargains today. MU BE NVDA SNDK NBIS [+5] u/WarmCan3034: I don’t know what is happening [+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: I'm so fucking sick of spy low volume [+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: As a MU bull, it’s the hope that kills you. [+5] u/CEOofBeanz: These markets feel like your hanging off a cargo plane like Tom Cruise [+5] u/YoDooley: I’m literally calling the cops on the stock market [+5] u/YoDooley: 0% chance the Koreans wake up and see this as a buying opportunity. [+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: NVDA earnings too hype, we go up [+5] u/kumako10: I need 🥭to announce data centers in space to save my calls [+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: I'm not smart but fuck this warsh guy. Jpow markets were fucking sweet [+5] u/weewoowewoooo: My calls and puts are both losing money lmfao [+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: You can be a millionaire in 20 years 100% certain by making the right moves and being smart. Or you can be a broke gambler trying to become a millionaire next year's [+5] u/davidbigham: NVDA raises the price by 15% and then they lend u the money to buy their product. Sounds like a casino [+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: this is so boring i'm actually go back to do my job [+5] u/beargambogambo: 🍊 speaks at 230. Must be serious. [+5] u/RichSpecific4490: My company went from “explore everything AI” to “we are limited on what we are allowed to leverage, you can use co-pilot and maybe Claude if we can provide a business case”. Yeah that shits cooked [+5] u/winston511: Genuinely thinking about adopting a dog to help me cope with the gambling losses [+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Market rallies .1% just because Trump pushed tariffs to January lol Imagine not seeing that as a massive knee bend to desperatley try and save the mid terms. Traders might actually be regarded [+5] u/Main_Ad3943: mayne, I paper hand and the market makes me feel like a retard I diamond hand and the market, also, makes me feel like a retard [+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: Bessent gonna print 10 trillion to buy back bonds [+5] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I bought a call if anyone is wondering why we no longer have buyers [+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Tomorrow when we open deep red again and then the same exact thing happens when there's a fake pump and theta burning to get rid of puts, retards in here: "wHaT hApPeNeD, it must be "x", lol bears" [+5] u/Marketguy628: So depressing trying to make friends as an adult [+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Price action gave me cancer, good thing we got cures for that now [+5] u/FLRugDealer: I haven’t visited WSB all day until now and I’m 2 for 2 on successful trades. Coincidence? I think not. [+5] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I've made more money betting on random tennis matches then 0DTE. No idea what that means but I'm going to keep putting money into tennis [+5] u/KYEEZY98: Bessent is such a L secretary, only got his job because he donated a lot of money [+5] u/bluen: Bruhs is this global financial system over? [+5] u/TipEmpty8429: My port feels like the start of a Joker origin story [+5] u/era_2000: That moment when your HYSA outperforms your brokerage [+5] u/ObjectiveAd9242: Oh I buy puts? Of course it turns up. I hate SPY [+5] u/tgff333: *FORD SAYS CANADA SHOULD BE READY TO CUT ELECTRICITY TO US: AP [+5] u/Impressive_Fly_4339: I lost $10 fuck my idiot college student life that was my lunch [+5] u/LongHealth: Last chance to buy gold under 5k. [+5] u/TreGet234: The bubble ain't gonna pop before anthropic ipo. Afterwards it's joever though. [+5] u/Specialist_Law_5715: took a work call and they guy screen shared and i saw he had how to trade 0dte options in google ai lol [+5] u/Rough-Inevitable3414: Cryptocurrency, part of a well balanced portfolio. Buy yours today at coinbase or other reputable exchanges near you! [+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: This is economic terrorism on USA shareholders This market is impossible to buy and hold [+5] u/KobeFirm: SO MY SPY 760 PUT IS OFFICIALLY TOASTED??? [+5] u/regardus_maximus: YEEESS SNDK RISE MY CHILD [+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Made $300 in SPY 0dte calls today, 250 more times and ill make 75k a year minus the horrific commissions [+5] u/toni_btrain: If any girls are on here send me a pix of your dogs!!!!!!!!!!! [+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: We're not allowed to drop during normal hours because of all the 0dte puts lmao, just a giant waste of time [+5] u/zestykite: Vix is broken. How are we still at 15? [+5] u/steem99: can someone goog on my balls [+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Been sitting on the toilet at work for 35 minutes looking at charts. No intention of getting up [+5] u/SteakEater137: Its impressive these data center companies have convinced some people that they will provide their own power...despite very specifically being spread out across the country and nearby to municipalities so that they can tap into their local utilities. Im sure thats just coincidental. [+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Plz can I plz get a double bottom so I can buy dip this time? Plz Jews plz [+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Cmon SPY you know you want to see your 763 friend again [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Bear market rallies are violent [+5] u/ayopapiz: https://preview.redd.it/kzhldhmsmclh1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fec8b05d02131e12d1a30ee5f25daab91c91bc [+5] u/Throwaway37620: Gold bros we are so back [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Jensen front running 15% cost increase to raise guidance after earnings come in under expectations [+5] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: You know they will only let it dump after they buy all the puts for cheap off the poor guys that sold at 90% loss [+5] u/SniXSniPe: We're all going to die, the bull market is over [+5] u/PinkThrone667: I can make money but I can’t protect it [+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Bessent likely has an entire ecosystem of insects living in his eyebrows. [+5] u/Ok_Mind8366: my wife is going to be beat me up when she learns how much money i lost today. can i stay at one of ur homes 🙏 [+5] u/Resident_Plum5581: Market only V's when I'm a ber. [+5] u/pranay33: I’ve got MU Puts and Calls. Losing money on both 😎 [+5] u/SHHFC: guys, if you just take 1 dollar and double it every day for 20 days (only trading days, no weekends), you'll have half a million dollars. get to work everybody [+5] u/Nice_Selection8747: He is confused. He doesn’t remember trumps exact words [+5] u/Known_Worker4387: lmao what a cuck bessent [+5] u/steem99: Bessent blubbering like a fish on stage, can't get his words out [+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: What is Bessent’s toolkit!? Is it a benis? [+5] u/MiddleAgedSponger: He just said there was a timeline then said there was no specific timeline within one answer. Puts or calls? [+5] u/Still_Ad8888: Why is he talking like he got handed a death threat from the cartel [+5] u/BFox1982: Breaking: Scott Bessent retracts sanctions on Iran, stating that he thought the "D" in Economic D Day stood for Dick. [+5] u/yourgirl696969: I think trust on the US debt is gonna be at an all time low soon. Gold is gonna spike [+5] u/IamThePantsKing: I'll regarded enough to buy sls premarket [+5] u/beachsandwichen: Ok thank goodness they were able to drag GameStop price back down, wouldn’t want the masses piling into it or anything [+5] u/StrangeInsanity: Mofo on CNBC is really saying the deal broke down coz Canada wanted more from the deal. [+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *It was nice not hearing from the annoying $CORN bros for a bit. Now they're gonna be back bigly.* [+5] u/YOLOdollhair: D-day in my portfolio. I just want to make a little money. I'm not even trading options and getting shafted the last two weeks. [+5] u/saintmitchy: It cost me $70 to fill up a Toyota Yaris in the UK [+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: The market has created a lot of long term investors the last months. [+5] u/need20goodmen: Breaking news: Anthropic now targetting $6 Trillion IPO with a total of 100 shares to be offered at IPO (0.000001% of the company). [+5] u/era_2000: I bought nvda at the ATH now look at it how am I this regarded? [+5] u/IngusMelon2: Made +15% on some calls rather than holding to 0 This feels good [+5] u/NativePlant870: Nvidia to 0 after earnings [+5] u/JJlaim: US market becoming cringe like korea market. Dump after dump. [+5] u/InvincibleRoman: I caught the big move up, probably gonna call it a day before I get trapped in some stupid move. [+5] u/TurbodToilet: Actual fucking degenerate market movement [+5] u/Valkorion335786: Replace Kevin Warsh with Chris Hansen The FOMC speeches will be comical [+5] u/vermilli21: # Guess I’m a scalper today 😭 [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: NVDA earnings: we're still selling everything we can make, and everyone pays 15% more now :shrek: [+5] u/ercanbas: Coming up…. Nobody: Spy: +1% [+5] u/jeromewatdoink: NVDA dump before earnings = pump after earnings classic [+5] u/J_da_CPA: Money doesn’t disappear. It just goes from the poor to the rich lmao [+5] u/ebfeebfe: How to load a savegame? [+5] u/BrainMale: SPY would hit 700 today and bers would still buy puts for tomorrow [+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bessent you loser, don't mess this up [+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Bessent’e article on FT sounds like an isolated America begging its allies to fall in line. The article reads like he is almost trying to convince himself with weird religious connotations (he is a rich gay man). [+5] u/Neat_Statistician741: Everyone being so bearish means this speech is gonna send SPY up 3% [+5] u/suifuto-senpai: "we engage in quiet diplomacy" 😂 [+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Chinas got them by the balls, what the fuck can the US do about them. Literally nothing [+5] u/YTLupo: This guy has no charisma holy shit [+5] u/octopus_serenader: He sounds like a man nervously defending himself against embezzlement allegations [+5] u/Jerikolol: "why would I want to blow up the global financial system?" for the lulz? [+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #Scott Bessent, please check your ego at the door and stop tanking my stocks. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!! [+5] u/mmaisumm: Just fuck shit up and stop using us dollars lmao [+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Actually gut-wrenching to see the absurdity of all this somehow becoming the norm [+5] u/OneLeggedJaguar: They’re saying Bessent has no motion [+5] u/KittyLover-7: @bondmarket I wouldn’t let Bessent talk shit about me like that, flex your muscles and show them you can’t be controlled [+5] u/Spare_Quantity_7679: As a perma bull - I’ve got a weird feeling that a crash is near [+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: canada war sounds bullish, [+5] u/GurHot8359: don't forget the invented the geneva convention because of us [+5] u/chudforthechudgod: A watched stonk never pumps. [+5] u/MeMeStOnKsWiN: I guess everything is not computer anymore. [+5] u/vishvavariya: Did I wait for 2 days for this? [+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: NVIDIA bulls deserve it tbh. After 6 months of their yap [+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: \+$2900 on the previous 7 days. I think I will treat myself to a nice Hot n Ready pizza. [+5] u/Numerous_Put4717: I made enough on Hood today to buy some of you Wendy's. [+5] u/Federal-Reception854: don't really like what I am seeing closing my portfolio [+5] u/xironically23: Trump can't go one week without a tweet that crashed the market [+5] u/andytobbles: This is an obvious shake out and yall are getting shook out lmao Whole market sells off right before biggest earnings of the year? NVDA has went red the last 4 earnings and is now at the lowest p/e in 2 years? Yep, definitely not about to rip into the fuckign stratosphere after nvda earnings! [+5] u/Frosty_Writer_9320: just did spy calls for 767 am i doomed? [+5] u/dpatel211: So you managed to fall for the third bull trap today [+5] u/RanarrSmokerr: time to lock in Goyim [+5] u/Dust-Sea: I have always thought Taco was the one posting so maniacally. Turns out it was some overly attached blonde betch writing those crazy posts. [+5] u/Lelwrektnub: This economic d day sounds like it’s dead on arrival. Bessent is choking , doesn’t even sound like he’s confident in the plan [+5] u/RainingSchmeckles: If this guy was my dad and he was threatening to ground me, i'd probably laugh and go back to do whatever it is I was doing. [+5] u/RagingBearBull: Im so confused. If eggs are 1 charmander, and I pay with 1 Charizard. Should I get 4 charmanders back or 1 Charmelain? or is it 1 Pikachu and 3 squirtles? The post dollar world is so confusing. [+5] u/Frosty1397: Knew i should've dumped my memory/SNDK bags last week for Bit🌽 [+5] u/Snowman33001: You think our inflation is bad, and it is. But check out Iran’s inflation… [+5] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: I went to the bear market over the weekend. Really great drinks but it was hard finding any women to chat up. [+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I pray NVDA stays green so I can get out with these 240c with some skin left [+5] u/Comfortable_Elk4843: Imagine selling your "risky" BTC investment to invest in "Actual Compagnies" like Sandisk... Fuck me. [+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Dump & chop so nobody makes money [+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO TO AI, MEMORY STOCKS, JUST DONT SCREW WITH SPY [+5] u/GPUssydestroyer: Why is Claude’s logo a butthole [+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Faked out again bulls [+5] u/brute-forced: I only banbet the opposite of what I want to happen [+5] u/mayorolivia: Chris Camilo over here [+5] u/Evander85: I have a limit order to sell my .001 🌽 at $80k in case you are wondering why there is such strong resistance [+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: China and India gonna dump US treasury bills? [+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # GO SCORCHED EARTH 🥭 DROP IT TO HADES [+5] u/yellow_golf_ball: Why the F are we even at war with Iran?! [+5] u/hallett21: Scam pump end of day. [+5] u/Icommandyou: Six months of this war with no stated and no end in sight [+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Algos wondering if they should pump or dump because not even them know what the heck was that about [+5] u/yourgirl696969: Why the fuck is memory drilling??? [+5] u/bananashakewithice: I don’t need to imagine bud [+5] u/Gnargoyles: Let the humiliation ritual begin [+5] u/bigmeatbag: Market acting like no maple syrup or hockey will crash the economy, just another 🌈🐻 trap [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You can panic sell now. Or You can lose everything. Up to you. [+13] u/Boheed: BESSENT TO REPORTER: "why would I want to blow up the global financial system?" [+13] u/NervousChemistry7401: Just a reminder: 90% of Bessent’s clients fired him. [+11] u/xxxMarilee: Hope everyone here is doing better than I am. Every trading day for the last several has been red for me. Account keeps going down. I've lost the desire to trade. I check the damage every hour, but have pretty much given up. I don't even know what is going on in the news. Brain is fried. [+11] u/zslszh: Can you elect a new president at mid terms [+10] u/WITCH2FAANG: Went from +42K realized for the year down to +290 Follow me for more tips 🤌 [+10] u/wildcat1055: * War in Iran - sure. * $40T US Debt - meh. * Inflation won't come down - priced in. * $4.20 gas - alright. WNBA will not define "woman" --> This I will not abide. [+9] u/SerialStrategist: If Ai isn't doing well, the US economy isn't doing well. [+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: BESSENT: YOU WILL SEE A MAJOR FINANCIAL INSTITUTION BEING SANCTIONED BY THE END OF THIS WEEK OVER IRAN [+9] u/tameimpala25: Worldwide trade war? Stocks slightly green of course [+8] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: I buy put stock goes up I sell and buy call stock goes down Thanks [+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: My car just texted me to let me know it has low tire pressure. [+7] u/jayxmor: LMFAO the admin threatening all of our allies over Iran & you think calls are gonna print?! [+7] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Are you tired of winning yet? [+7] u/SalmonTheSalesman: the funny part is Spy is still up almost 3% in the month. [+7] u/Specific-Path3179: its funny how americans would rather nuke the economy than be embarrassed at losing another war [+7] u/Mr_Pongo: Who knew "global economic war" is bullish [+7] u/Rrrandomalias: Bro wtf why would you jinx it [+6] u/Boheed: hey why is Bessent on tv talking about the global financial market blowing up [+6] u/Boheed: [BESSENT, COVERING A BLOODY NOSE, STUMBLES INTO THE PRESSER] "Hey we need a song about how it's no good diddling the global financial markets, something like 🎶 don't diddle the markets, it's no good diddling the markets 🎶 [+6] u/Anameisheere: Nvda going back up to $215 tomorrow, then Wednesday $210, then Thursday $215, then ends bc the week at the price we’re at right now. Screwing over everyone regardless of race, ethnicity, bull, bear, religion. True equality. Amen [+6] u/HolographicHeart: For a company with as vocal and fervent an investor base as ASTS, it's tough to think of a company that has been a larger disappointment in 2026. Elmo put a spotlight on the industry and it turns out management is in over their heads. 40s are not a meme. [+6] u/demonhunterking: Bessent think 1T is a lot.... Lol... Not enough to cover china, Canada and corporate dump [+6] u/TheNplus1: The market calls him “limp dick Scott” [+6] u/hftrobo9285: Holy shit what a fucking dump (Practicing for market open) [+5] u/chaoticmosaic: I'm quitting my job today, puts [+5] u/Mr60SPX: >Juicy Yields Draw Junk Bond ‘Tourists’ to High-Grade AI debt. Nothing to see here folks. Just investment grade rated bonds with yields attractive enough for junk bond buyers. But trust me, they are totally investment grade. [+5] u/IceCreamButt69: Oo shi corn got me bricked [+5] u/GigachadInvestor: This K shaped economy is ripping me a new asshole [+5] u/spilledonwhite: Feeling cute might panic sell [+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: This mango guy really decided to go past full retard. Like the perfect cell (DBZ) of retard. [+5] u/Slvrg: Lets go plunge protection team paint this fake market green! Nvidia can't dip because the whole rigged stockmarket is built on a handful of stocks! [+5] u/SeaofSounds: I see a whole lotta nuthin' here today...... [+5] u/longGERN: Can we just get this 40 year depression crash over with [+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: This is fucking bullshit [+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Rolled puts to 1dte strike [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 'Bessent Could Tap Near $1 Trillion Treasury General Account to Fund Bond Buybacks' Why now tho [+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: SPY said today you get two chances to buy puts. [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Bessent knows how to pump. He’s a regular customer behind the dumpster at Wendy’s. [+5] u/i_empathetic: You can hear the desperation in Bessent's voice and rhetoric. What an embarrassment. Losers doubling and tripling down. Just like me. 😊 [+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Can we please get a total collapse of the stock market or do I need to wait another year? [+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Ima pick up some cheap 710c on the Qs for the scam pump [+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Spy 763 support is strong [+5] u/Bittertwitter: Stonks goes to infinity. Dollar goes to zero. Americucks wins [+5] u/BackgroundProof117: Lindsay Clancy is to single mothers what OJ Simpson was to black people smh 🤦 [+5] u/Wrong_Map4101: I'm actually regarded. Why am I still playing 0DTEs fml [+5] u/MCbmwxx: That’s wild how crypto is green while spy is red [+5] u/cryptohorn: Imagine having a crazy blonde thot after you [+5] u/analgape4206969: No yeah i guess i was silly for thinking a trade war and hyper inflation would make markets go down [+5] u/Dornitz: What a dismal summer for qqq [+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Mr Bessent I don’t feel so good [+5] u/Most-Cold5274: Ive just stopped the crypto bullrun by buying btc and xrp, youre welcome everybody [+5] u/studermd: Maybe I just go to the country club today and annoy some boomers [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Holy mother of god i sold the gold puts too early loool [+5] u/Low_Bowl5506: It’s not addiction if you’re having fun [+5] u/2girls1scope: Wtf ASTS seriously wrong with this POS [+5] u/unclefire: I have to chuckle at the administration losing their shit about the fed and wanting lower rates, yet they've done so much to totally fuck things up that yields have just gone up. What a bunch of buffoons. I suppose if you're wanting 1/2 decent yields go bonds now given the 10yr is up around 4.7% [+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: range compression, premium crush, range compression, premium crush, theta, Theta, *Theta*, **Theta** [+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I clogged my work’s toilet [+5] u/riteofpass: Holy fuck gonna be homeless at this point [+5] u/Hodgey91: My bussy is really taking a beating here [+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: Maybe NBIS should wait to deploy the 23B cash. In 2 weeks they might be able to buy back all outdtanding shares at this rate lmao [+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: The bubble isn’t even in the main AI stocks. Based on their earnings their valuation can be easily justified. The bubble is in low margin garbage like WMT who is trading at 35x forward PE lmao. [+5] u/Amaan_I: These memory stocks are bipolar [+12] u/BriackYOLO: I just realized that like 50% of WallStreetBets is literally just bots farming engagement... other 50% of us are actual humans who are just as retarded. [+10] u/official_luxe: This market is so fucking retarded [+9] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: You guys will blow your entire port buying calls [+8] u/Sick0h: If you look closely you can see the exact moment nothing happened. [+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The honest truth is 🥭 is a dumbfuck. Restarted a tariff war when everything is already going to shit, including the market. Dude is beyond stupid. [+7] u/TalentedArchitect: portfolio down 38% today from 9:30am - 1:00pm. Ending the day up 1%. Generational comeback [+7] u/Katieblahblahbloo: We would have all been multi millionaires if we bought that one stock on that one day. Think about that [+6] u/Leading-Direction961: Multiple unconfirmed sources have reported that on Wednesday, Kohls will be announcing the conversion of 67% of their stores to AI data centers with Pokémon card vending machines beginning on October 1 [+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: I am liquidating most of my positions this week. SeptemBER, potential rate hikes, midterms, oil and bonds spike, why would I hold stonks here? After NVDA earnings it's only down until MU earnings no? better risk reward in a couple months from now. Still buying some stupid undervalued tech stonks, but holding ton of cash to buy the ~~dip~~ crash \--- tho I see a decent amount of people doing this already, which means we will 100% moon September. [+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Down 60% today. Just fullported 0DTE MU 905P. Either i’m rich or i end it all. Simple as that. [+6] u/xeemyy: Downvote me if ur a bol Downvote me if ur a ber Upvote me if you are gay [+5] u/thegx7: "Crash confirmed" and SPX just dropped a singular pt in the past minute [+5] u/RazorRage99: I’m going all in on gold [+5] u/Impossible-Panda-827: **“**Goldman Sachs partner warns of ‘huge danger’ in letting AI replace bankers’ reasoning skills” Says somebody not wanting to lose their job. [+5] u/MothmanAbove: idk man, this month makes it hard to still have hope. glory days are over [+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: I refuse to believe that we are where we are with the Treasury and the Fed. This all, if serious, points to an economic depression. Maybe we do see an ai UBI utopia the second this system falls. But whatever is going on now is not only a house of cards in a hurricane, but it is one that will affect billionaires and the low income alike, across the world. I cannot believe this is real. I cannot [+5] u/ibizel: I reject this market [+5] u/brock2063: Comparing this shit to D-day is delusional [+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Hey just a reminder that even if bitcoin is rallying, it doesn’t make MSTR less of a bullshit scam company. [+5] u/shmito17: TSLA is the dumbest stock [+5] u/madcowdiseasereeee: the fud around nvda earnings makes me believe it’s gonna rocket to 265 [+5] u/Rosella2562: This blatant market manipulation to keep SPY in the same point range is painful [+5] u/Ok_Plantain9219: Should I grab some $MU puts for tomorrow? [+5] u/IsaacNewtons-AAPL: Bear algos bouta get wrekt [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Probably should abandon the war in Iran and go to war with Canada instead. [+5] u/H-_-w-_-H: Spy $600 wow plss, we need bear market, sandp500 crash to the very bottom [+5] u/OwnTheThrone: Bessent about to make market descent [+5] u/_hopkins: RKLB and ASTS have been so shit [+5] u/Brawmethius: Lol the algo world is wild, headlines like "Treasury could buyback with TGA accounts" algos drop the yield. This reactionary shit destroys the underlying market. Because we run a deficit, shifting tax receipt to buying old illiquid debt just means we issue more near term to cover what the tax receipt isn't. Literally only a meaningful statement when not in deficiet. Headline might as well be "Bessent shifts money from left pocket to right pocket before paying bill he can't affrod". [+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: I picked the wrong week to quit snorting Tylenol [+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: School buses rolling past my house one by one. Must 1st day for the rugrats [+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: time to go to bed thinking that bears are fuk and wake up to find that im fuk instead [+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Pack your bags we are leaving the casino right now ! [+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Don’t we want other countries to keep using dollar? Wtf was that? [+11] u/tortu995: Last 5 days: BTC +14% Nvdia -7.25% This market is regarded beyond salvation. [+7] u/myjumboloanapp: Russia stuck in a war with Ukraine. US stuck in a war with Iran and shat its international reputation away. God playing CIV6 for the Chinese at this point. [+7] u/Midget_Molester10: I'm going to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything if Bessent doesn't get his shit together. [+6] u/dorkstar1: I started trading because I was financially unstable, but now I am mentally unstable too [+6] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Is it too late to join the META suit? I could use some money [+6] u/A-Money-Lover: Counter-Bearorists win [+6] u/ribbeyroll69: My dear meta came back to life ❤️ [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Everyday, my port strays further from breakeven 🫪 [+5] u/New_Ad_1682: Note to self: next time your port is at all time highs, buy GLD you moron. [+5] u/priced_in_: Close the casino I'm done [+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Everyday its just dump software buy hardware, or dump hardware buy software. Boring. [+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: When BMNR is up 8% in a day, you know the market sucks. [+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Starting off asking about China 😱 [+5] u/broke_person: I'm an ASsTitS bagholder [+5] u/bibbyman06: Storm the beaches of Iran's economy! [+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Need that nbis and Google deal announcement or I’m cooked [+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: The tarrifs will keep rising until they beg us to stop winning. [+5] u/welrope: Guys. Go long at close. Sell at kospi open. Go short and sell at us open. Go long at open sell at 10. Go short and hold till 3:45. Rinse n repeat for the last 3 weeks. [+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: The guy that bet a million on Michael Saylor might not be as regarded as I thought [+5] u/ath459: Huang withdrawing money to stroke his weiner with golden lube [+5] u/DuAbUiSai: thinking about reentering nbis as well. 🤔 [+5] u/mneymaker: bond yiels drill to the core of earth, in order to solve the oil supply problem. SNDK 1800 EOW [+5] u/Amish7: so if IRAN does not cave, they are prepared to BLOW UP GLOBAL FINANCIAL SYSTEM?? wtf.. [+5] u/welrope: The reason will Be apparent Thursday