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[+19] u/Equivalent-Snow3651: Remember to hang in there guys. You may only be one person in the world, but to one person you may be their exit liquidity.
[+17] u/Cav829: High alcohol tolerance sucks as you are 500-800 calories in before even getting a buzz.
[+17] u/kemar7856: BESSEINT JUSI CALLED A MONDAY PRESS CONFERENCE AS THE U.S. BOND MARKET STARTS BREAKING AGAIN
The Treasury Secretary will address the public at 2:00 pm ET.
The timing is fucking insane.
The 30-year U.S. Treasury yield just hit 5.34%. Highest level since 2007
We're cooked guys
[+13] u/VhickyParm: 10% interest rates here we come
[+13] u/No_Cod972: remember when you thought adults and people in suits knew what they were doing?
[+12] u/Weekly_Long_4817: Ex wife getting ready while her bf waits outside in my driveway
[+11] u/DryBicycle5629: WEEKEND SO TRAUMATIZING THAT I FORGOT WHAT RISKY POSITIONS I GAMBLED ON
[+11] u/financiallythriving: SPY -3% tomorrow and I’ll take a shit at work tomorrow on my boss’s desk and quit
[+10] u/No_Cod972: Are they still handing out covid loans?
I blew up my portfolio and need a small loan of one trillion dollars.
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: Ngl going to the beach gets pretty boring after a while
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: How do you do, fellow lost WSB'ers
[+9] u/vermilli21: Mods broke the thread because they are gay
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: 🥭 when it comes to literally anything important: 😴
🥭 when he's talking about grass: 🗣️
[+9] u/CIMoneyMovers: Black Monday would be pretty cool
[+9] u/ConsistentFun7197: Apartment above me got sold.
Never heard anything from there before.
New person move in and now i hear sounds all the time. All day
What the fuck are they doing?
[+9] u/JugoShvili: Timing the market beats time in the market.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Futes about to open just as I predicted LMAO🤌
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Trmp will make 10,000 trades and make a billion. Youll make 12,000 trades and make $12
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Oh man i had 9 plates at the lunch buffet 🥹
Nap time
[+8] u/leave_youself_behind: OPEN the casino u crazy bastarda. Praise be to Allah
[+8] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Pakistan Army chief in Tehran tomorrow
Anytime Pakistan gets involved the market rockets on a Tuesday.
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: With all this bad news stacking up lately, don’t see how it doesn’t pump soon
[+8] u/2020isgreat: No one cares about the Canada stuff
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: I want Shakira to piss on me
[+8] u/CEOofBeanz: BREAKING NEWS: Delta Force Is Now Operating in US Bond Markets
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Where’s my fookin discussion
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: BREAKING NEWS | WSB's intern fired for deleting discussion thread out of spite. Says he has unpaid stipiends and lost everything after making trades based on comments from the daily discussion threads
[+7] u/Sick0h: Runny nose season is back 😔
[+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: i'm not even going to watch futes, just going to judge where its at by wsb sentiment.
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Mods, how does it feel? To be the gayest of all mods on Reddit.
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I have the strength of one man
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Has anyone seen a usb stick labeled ‘life savings v1’ laying around?
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I want you to get the word out
Thread is back up
[+6] u/pussy_ass_licking: Most women have a boyfriend while most men are single. How the fuck is this even possible?
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: We got 12 call of duty games before gta6
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: Google absolutely took that doddering old man warren buffett for a total ride dumping stock on him right before much of their AI team left including Noam Shazeer who they paid over 2 billion dollars just to not leave. After the deal with Buffett, Google has also issued around 60 billion of new debt to date.
[+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Why is everyone saying black monday? Must mean +3% tomorrow
[+6] u/unclefire: Market gonna shit the bed tomorrow bc of the trade talks falling apart.
Unfucking believable that we had a trade agreement in 🥭 1.0 and now it’s not good enough.
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Bessent press conference tomorrow oh snap
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Eat your fucking mystery Argentina meat and be a good patriot. Stop bitching about “what is it” and just scarf it down.
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Bessent talks like someone is shoving something up his ass as he speaks
[+6] u/twostroke1: You show me a bi weekly 80hr paycheck for $375 and I’ll quit my job and come work for you right now.
[+6] u/Masterchrono: My only move is to shake my booty behind the local wendys.
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OFFICIALLY OPEN RIGHT NOW
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Why did this get removed
[+5] u/Training_Week3740: Is this a sign of market crash🥲
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 🤫 this is a speakeasy now 🤫
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: Mods, you had one simple job!
and you couldn't even do that. Pshh
unreal. I am truly baffled
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Some of you corntard british cigarettes have the Sunday scaries and it shows lol.
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: I found a USB stick labeled ‘life savings v1’ near a glory hole. It has 33 cents of 🌽 in it.
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: Let’s get to the point. I am 7k up on gold. Full porting when the market opens. Gonna be a billionaire AMA
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Commodities are the new tech. Realize that and profit.
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: hey israel ravid we need a brand new article by open tomorrow thanks
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Women be like, "Sorry I have a boyfriend"
And I be like, "Oh don't apologize! He's a lucky guy, thanks for letting me know and have a nice day."
😊🎩
[+5] u/mutlukorsan: Goodnight europoor friends
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: I think whatever NVDA does over the first half of the week will be inversed after earnings, ending right back at where it opens tomorrow
[+5] u/Middle-Guess5724: there shall be tendies this week
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I’ve risen from the hangover renewed and spicy
[+5] u/kizersosa9: $RDDT best play in the market. Go hard
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: can we get one week, everything is green as shrecks big dck
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Put holders really think they cooked this weekend :kek:
If everyone on here agrees that we’re going down Monday, you’re so cooked :belt: :sorrow:
[+5] u/zorna0: some whale pumping btc now lol
[+5] u/beIIe-and-sebastian: Did 🥭 just threaten to use the military against the bond market?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Half cash half autism. We'll see what happens.
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: No matter what direction the market goes tomorrow, what we do know with absolute certainty is that I will lose money regardless.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: NVDA p/e is 32.88
You are not bullish enough.
[+5] u/thatdude845: Who am I kidding.
I’ll never be poor and stupid enough for nascar
😔
[+5] u/twostroke1: This AI stuff is honestly incredible. It will change the entire future. This is only the beginning.
(my entire retirement depends on the market skyrocketing because of AI hype)
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Star gazing in the garden thinking about pussy
[+14] u/InitialPsychology731: Im so sick of the US
[+13] u/myjumboloanapp: 🥭 will use the full force of the us military to capture and subdue the CEO of the bond market and lower interest rates.
Very obvious play if you knew how to play 4 dementia-nal chess
[+11] u/RagingBearBull: i dont understand how people can be so out of touch. ate lunch with an aquantance, and she is all about how great mother hood is.
however she seems to be totally unaware of the incomming famine, supply chain disruptions, the global economy.
also that child doesnt even have a house.
that kid is super fucked.
my kid at least has 4 cost-co gold bars just in case he needs food in the soonish future, which is like better.
[+10] u/CUbuffGuy: lol it never ceases to amaze me how the dumb bears are
[+10] u/mayorolivia: SPY is down 0.06%. It’s fuckin over
[+10] u/NativePlant870: Bear market is here 🩸
[+10] u/DesignerSea494: Holy shit, my 92 year-old great aunt who’s still active on social media just used the “It’s been 84 years” meme literally. She wins.
[+9] u/BearlyBearishBear: Being tall is the guy version of having big tits
[+8] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Green (0.04%). Bers r fuk. Edit: It faded 😂
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: *[ Removed By Sam Altman ]*
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: ain't nowayyou're still tryna push this
[+7] u/FartPolluter: i dont even know why i bother waiting for Sunday futes. Absolute waste of time. It could be + or - 10% and I will just assume it will be reversed by Monday
[+7] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: Can these American politicians stop fucking with my job security and investment portfolio please? - Signed a Canadian
[+7] u/Foooour: **BREAKING: OIL TANKER-SIZED WORMHOLE DISCOVERED OFF THE COAST OF HORMUZ**
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: I need stocks to triple rn
[+7] u/999makai: tomorrow I will yolo my entire life savings. thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Futes down -.10% were fucked boys
[+7] u/Simple-One-6705: I'll buy it at 20, maybe
[+6] u/1-800-YOLO: A Depression would high key be tight
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: Bessent lost round 1 to the Bond Vigilante’s (I wish people called me that, bad ass descriptor). In response🥭is going to do/say something to move oil down hard this week. Holding USO puts hoping my theory holds true.
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: MU needs to 2x or im fuk
[+5] u/Captain_TuckFard: 23 minutes until the casino gives us news are you ready to rumble?
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: half gold, half silver, full regarded
[+5] u/CPA-hole: 6 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Bers be like "FUTES DRILLING"
LMAO
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Futures are useless, unless you're trading futures
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said his research shows that we are going to cross SPX 8,000 very soon
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: FUTES ARE FAKE AND REGARDED !
[+5] u/AFGummy: The number of bears in WSB always reassures me of my long positions
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: I hate it when the local news reports on national stories, I wanna hear about Cletus shooting Bill Bob over their sister cousin
[+5] u/znightmaree: Futes closed by open
[+5] u/aftherith: The Canadians are trapped up there with no sunshine. Penguins humping them half to death if they dare to leave their igloos. Sad to see them like this.
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Market better not be flat as fuck all week
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: i wonder how much GOOGL will drop on Monday open this time, like the past few weeks
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: 2008, 2000 and 1930 crashes won't happen again. The most we will get is 2022 (one year unstoppable down and then index doubles). Rinse and repeat.
Why? US stock market is supported by the whole world, not just Americans.
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: LMAO BERS WILL BE SORRY
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Mark Cuban is drunkenly replying to hundreds of people on threads
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: I’m pretty much IBIT and chill these days
[+5] u/version-two: I feel like I’m going to lose a lot of money this week.
Fuck it, we ball
[+12] u/1M-to-Zero: 🇺🇸 U.S. TREASURY IS SET TO BUY GOVERNMENT BONDS ON MONDAY AT 9:00 AM ET
JUST 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE U.S. MARKET OPEN
THE MOVE IS AIMED AT SUPPORTING THE BOND MARKET AS YIELDS REMAIN ELEVATED
SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING IN THE BOND MARKET... 👀
[+11] u/Moxisxsx: Bers enjoy being Dutch ovened
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #besset: "national debt has peaked" LMAOO FUCKEN CLOWN ASS
[+11] u/jdfan51: The rotation back into semis will be historic
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: JUST IN: Scott Bessent has called a press conference for Monday, per Reuters
Stunt on those hoes
[+10] u/Due-Information-6277: Guys I did it 2 days no drinking.
[+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: Nothing matters, calls
[+8] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: S&P futures -0.05%
Still too early to call it black monday but we are getting there
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: We already green
Bears FOOKED
[+8] u/remilk123: 🧸BREAKING NEWS: Michael Beary predicts the entire stock market will collapse THIS VERY WEEK. Scott Bessent will say some dumb shit on Monday that tanks the market and drives crypto higher amid rising oil prices and yields. Jensen Huang is ditching his signature leather jacket and rug pulling the entire AI ecosystem on Wednesday. Kevin Warsh will lay out his plan for 12 consecutive months of rate hikes at Jackson Hole on Friday
[+7] u/YTLupo: PayPal Deserves to go to 0
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Spent the day starting fights with the president of the HOA
Feels good
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Google +15% this week or I do a naked lap
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #dumb chicks are actually hotter than smart ones. change my mind.
[+7] u/manatee_strike_force: Mmmmm daddy put that SPY +.03% inside me and whisper ber fukt
[+7] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Whole weekend was full of bad news
\- US to sanction the countries doing business with Iran
\- 50% tariff between US-Canada
\- New rules coming which would force data centers above 50 MW to supply their own generation or face priority shutoffs during grid emergencies
Can't wait for market to open blood green on Monday
[+6] u/SoldToOpen: Have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?
Yes you have. I told you yesterday. You don’t remember?
[+6] u/PossumImposter2: What the fuck am I going to do with all these HTZ shares lmao
[+6] u/raldo0293: if you believe market will open red then go long
[+6] u/No_Current3675: fr tho, i don't get how we still rippin with the 🥭 fucktard
[+6] u/POWRAXE: The good news: I think we have a heavy green week
The bad news: I’m almost always wrong
Do what you will with this information.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Iran:
“Now we are entering the endgame…”
Sounds like official announcement tomorrow the wars over.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: WMT at 104 seems like a steal
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Scott Bessent has called a press conference for Monday, per Reuters"
Sex orgy invitation? 🤔
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I don't like volatility, only the upside parts
[+5] u/Kwhip: Verstapen crashed, gotta be a sign
[+5] u/Anameisheere: So much hype in this sub for what’s to come tomorrow just for it to be flat 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Greenest futes I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Im so ready for spy to leave the 700s
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: no girl will choose a six-pack over six cars, so stop going to the gym and go to work
\- Elon
[+5] u/Contango-withme: The bond market has become the boss
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie is going to have Pete bomb the bond market?
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Fuk STRAIT OF HORMUZ. Just ship shit through airplane.
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Futes flatter than my regarded cousin’s forehead
[+5] u/RoccoFb: Im convinced every wsb post taking 4 lines with stanza spaces is a bot
[+5] u/FrequentArmy9805: bers are fvcked, futures are green
[+5] u/YTLupo: Rumor is Jane Street are cooking books as they took on some nasty losses in July
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Bessent just completed his Sunday afternoon task of selling $1B in oil futures to defer price discovery by another day. Funds well spent!
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: How tf are we green😂
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Bessent announces that he is going full retard
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Woohan floo spreading again? Time to buy puts on everything?
[+5] u/QTpieme: Last week sucked for me. Can this week be better
[+5] u/Physical_Angle_6105: Puts on spy tomorrow?
[+5] u/xypherrz: Thoughts on $SNDK moving forward? Hold or buy?
[+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: My calls are getti g absolutely fuckked by the waxing gibbous moon cycle
[+7] u/SilverVikingTT: VERY HEAVY LONG Silver & Gold Now.
Targets = Gold 6000 $
Silver 190 $.
This Profit Will Be EPIC.
[+7] u/b1mm3rl1f3: She’s a 10 but she crinkles a candy wrapper to fake the phone cutting out before hanging up
[+7] u/MagJack: Imagine telling your kids in 20 years that they could have had fuck you money but instead you shorted the tech boom
[+7] u/captain_casino: You'll eat your thinly sliced meat sponge and you'll like it
[+6] u/draaavn: Why is it green? There so much bad news?
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: im convinced each of all of yall have less than 11hrs of daily screen time.
every comment is asking why this or that when a quick screen through several different news outlets would give yall the answer.
!banbet SNDK 6000 EOY
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: I got a meat sponge for ya.
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Bessent fleeing down the 5
in a white Bronco
[+5] u/yeedub: did trump unleash the bezzent on the bears
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Is being scared in the casino allowed?
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Samsungn-5%???? Wtf is that about
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Futes are gay when they aren’t going my way right?
[+5] u/Cool-Employ-4830: gold and silver omg 🚀
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Crazy ppl having a melt down about the judgement day cameras when they been in use for like 15 years
[+5] u/Deshen87: Trump made 1000 trades in June filings show😂😂😂
[+5] u/NilliamWylander: theres the rug that you ordered
[+5] u/dynamic-burrito: MU back down to $700. Pre market BRUTAL rn
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Im chillin in this hotel room and watching the wnba. This might actually be the worst form of entertainment that exists. How are they so fucking bad bro
[+5] u/Shijaki: trade deals falling apart, retaliatory tariffs... and we've got dumbass permabulls surprised to see a smidgen of red
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Canada tarriffs = red Monday? OR NAWWWW
[+5] u/foundmemory: WEN has like 30% short interest and they're going to be going private soon - funding secured probably - nfa
[+5] u/Dry-Seaworthiness871: what you guys think about Nvidia to the moon or to the earth's core
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: KOREEEAAAANSSSSS COME OUT TO PLAAAYYYYAYYYYY
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: 0dte calls, thank me now
[+5] u/savemoney_god: Xi has entered chat….
[+11] u/SoloOutdoor: I dont wanna go to work. I dont wanna listen to people's bullshit.
[+9] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Reddit calling for black Monday when SPY is down 0.01% is peak wsb
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: When asked about rising yields, Trump stated he may use military intervention. Anyone have any idea what he’s talking about?
Friday after market close:
***Reporter on Bond Market: The yields have come back up since then. Have you talked to Bessent about another type of intervention.?***
***Trump: The ultimate intervention is our military. And if we have to use that, we will.***
[+8] u/calvin_tam: Man it reeks of bears in here
[+8] u/DandadanAsia: i got $50 cash. i need a new roof. how do i turn $50 into $20k?
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: i have autism and bi polar
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: thats not even all my mental illness i also have trauma disorder and anxiety
[+7] u/i_simp_f: I love the mods !!!! They are all very normal
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Seems like a good week to kill myself. Hopefully my wife finds me before the kids see
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: i want to build an underground bunker in my garden
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: The scariest part isn't that I used to think you guys were smart a year ago... it is that I still keep coming back every fucking day
[+7] u/ZYHUA: Even Taxes is banning datacenter, lmao, this is going to end well for bols
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: If you poop in a dream you poop in real life
[+6] u/ZYHUA: crypto short squeeze happened. Now turning into the BIGGEST BOL TRAP EVER
[+6] u/ifinallycavedin: Bessent is going to announce some asinine tariff play tomorrow on China because they buy oil from Iran.
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: stop going up i have 90 thousand dollars I want to spend tomorrow
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Stop pretending like futes meant anything ever. You can still get vix dick up in your butts tomorrow.
[+6] u/TechFinja: Does this mean we mooning? :3
[+6] u/C4Aries: Anxiety is the best disorder to day trade with
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Sad boi hours started early today :(
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: # FILTHY BOOL U GONNA BE FUK
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭spiraling into a full crash out.
[+6] u/BFox1982: I bet North Korea has a bunch of untapped baddies.
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: The bloodbath tomorrow will be insane
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: You realise this is just going to keep going back and forth all night right?
An hour from now bers will be back on here taunting the bulls.
[+5] u/mousepop321: No matter how unlucky you think you are just remember Bonnie blue’s kid is about to be born
You could of been that child
[+5] u/dabblesest: They’re destroying the dollar and you’re not going to buy gold?!? roflmfao
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: they don't make bands like System of a Down anymore, lost all the recipes
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Here come the +$5 spy pump
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: I became full cash gang last Friday selling ASSTITS and only did Tesla ODTE. Feel like a born again virgin entering the market tomorrow.
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Is anybody else keeping their wealth in the family? I'm marrying my cousin to preserve the purity of the bloodline and my four figure portfolio, can't let the poors take advantage of me
[+5] u/CustomerSingle3173: SPY 800 3 WEEK DTE CALLS MFS DONT @ ME LOSERS GOODBYE
[+5] u/BearyChristmas223: Bears cancelling their DoorDash orders. It’s mayo packets for dinner again.
[+5] u/thoughterly: Def cumming tomorrow at 9:31 EST
[+5] u/L0pat0: I’ll be content with making just a few grand this week
[+5] u/ismayilsuleymann: I would be surprised if this week the market is "green", as I expect HEAVY manipulation this week
[+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: maga needs spy 800 by midterms. i am going 3/4 regard on calls for monday.
[+5] u/JackORoses: She's a 10 but loves to talk about the merits of dividend investing.
[+5] u/darkspherei: futures gonna open up .01% and WSB will be like "futes rippin'"
[+5] u/Moped_Thief: Another night of going to bed hoping I wake up to a new RDDT data licensing deal.
[+5] u/RateRevolutionary618: Monday is about to moon to the heavens
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Gotta give it to the bers tho
Despite the market fucking them over time and again, they persist.
[+5] u/Coinleftt: Anybody buying SPY calls?
[+5] u/CheapHero91: imo micron will see a new ATH before earnings. Everyone will think it will sell off after earnings but it will blast higher. road to 2k🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/thelonewanderer333: Alright, another week of people ignoring reality to pump the markets!
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: BEARS ARE SOO COOKED!
[+5] u/elcasar: I heard some woman on Bloomberg talking about use cases for AI. She said "hospitals that are hiring travel nurses could look for nurses with lower credit scores and offer them less money." Honestly fuck that woman.
[+5] u/samuraiboy07: what if kangaroo fuck bear and bull
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Compared to the paperhanded 'Merican's who can't hold a single day of gains lately?
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: sucking my peen with they proboscis
[+5] u/elcasar: Truly a degenerate gambling on the WNBA.
[+5] u/Few-Let-9363: Me my wife and her bf, they are going down, I am mostly just watching
[+11] u/Mods4Bers: I cant wait for this market crash
[+11] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: U.S. Dollar is worthless. Can wipe your ass with it at this point. Gold on the other hand.... 👍😧👍
[+9] u/Dear__Bruce: The market will do nothing until NVDA earnings. Dont bother with OTM
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: This market is horsemeat.
[+8] u/Main_Ad3943: sandick sinking and I am holding puts
but I am not even excited yet because this fucker will probably fully recover+pump and obliterate me by morning still
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: SeptemBear coming in hot
[+7] u/ProfButt: Should we nuke Seoul or Toronto?
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: The market is so cooked. There is no news that can come out to save us. Too many bad macro events going on. Thank 🥭 for his near constant attempts to kill the bull market
[+7] u/Spy300: >When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the **currency is likely to collapse within a short window.**
✅️ As the prophecy foretold.
[+6] u/lifetovr: Seriously tho, is anything cheap, everything seems really expensive, no?
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Smoking is for poor people.
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: sir a 10th gta leak has hit the towers
[+5] u/Hellmale: Night is still young.. Futures are oscillating like Seismometers 😝
[+5] u/No_Visit_2002: Iran will buy calls and make peace 🤣 world is just a bear trap 💦
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Time for the traditional Sunday night food coma.
[+5] u/Bravadette: Space stocks (other than fElon's) looking good for tomorrow, might get calls on LUNR
[+5] u/lifetovr: Who can afford to eat at $mcd?
[+5] u/Totallynotfakenews: Full porting MSTR shares. Am I ghey?
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: I was told that NVDA raising prices by 15% was bullish for memory stocks
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: damn that hyperliquid nvda shit wasn’t real for the weekend, 214 to 221 just for it to drop to 215
[+5] u/bulrfuc: I honestly wouldnt mind if the market tanks and the K-shape enjoyers hold their bags for like a decade. Its too damn high.
[+5] u/OkBox3637: Gambling should be illegal
[+5] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Since when did eating fastfood and eating out cost the same? Just came back from McD's and spent $14. Could've gone to my local pizza joint and hit on the waitress instead
[+5] u/Either-Truth3407: Chinese rejected Argentinian beef because of quality issue and those beef is coming into America LOLLLLLL you would never catch me eating beef for the next month
[+5] u/bruhsoundeffectmp3: Are you having fun yet?
[+5] u/sevyger89: Next week, McDonalds will start selling cheeseburgers with 6pc US bonds for $5
[+5] u/sevyger89: Someone needs to look into Jackson's Hole
[+5] u/DaddyDoLittle: Smells like sex in here
[+5] u/brute-forced: Holy fuck apple iphone is turning into shit!!
Why TF can you not click on “Add” in a chat where someone shares their first and last name and it not pre-populate the god damn contact card with their fucking name. FUCK YOU TIM APPLE, AND FUCK YOUR NEW CEO!!!
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: My CPA is gonna see that I made thousands of trades this year and lost money. Might drop me as a customer out of principle
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Genuinely did Bessent have any work experience before being 🥭 crony or was he plucked out of a n assisted living facility
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: If goog closes above $350 this week, ill suck my own weiner
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: My grandma passed away and my ex said “old people pass away” . This is what I needed to block that hoe
[+5] u/FOMO_Gains: Blacked Monday….for your mom
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: yo kospi was bright green last 2 days and we still went red maybe this time its reverse?
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: the Jig is up this week bul
[+5] u/patelchief90: who tf is buying pltr at these valuation honestly? anyone who keeps saying that their growth rate is great its priced in at yheee crazy prices
[+5] u/thesenut91123: big green dildos at open
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: At that point she's not even a 10. Personality eventually takes points off.
[+5] u/Worried_Channel_8290: Puts tomorrow, calls Friday
[+9] u/vish_NZ: Can't wait to wake up tomorrow even poorer
[+8] u/slothropdroptop: 🥭escalating the war with Iran and the trade war with Canada two months before midterms is a bold move
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: Futures down 0.02% it's actually over
[+8] u/sonofalando: At this point we should just Nuke Iran and call it a day.
[+7] u/kumako10: I hope y'all make money this week 😀
[+7] u/2Frum4U: Up or down—it doesn’t matter.
You were happier before you knew what the stock market was. But you can never go back.
[+7] u/sonofalando: It’s fucking joever. We’re going down all week. 🥭 finally breaking the market once and for all.
[+7] u/Scrotumoneil: The $100 I lost trading over night doesn’t matter, it’s the $1000 it’s going to make me lose revenge trading tomorrow is what hurts.
[+6] u/ZeroSumTruths: Either moon or circuit break, please no more boring ass theta.
[+6] u/ajibtunes: I start trade school tomorrow at age 35 im petrified
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Stocks go up, stocks go down, but either way you’ll end in the ground
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: Name a better combo than gold up, bitcoin down. You can't. It's impossible.
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: You think JD Vance will let that happen to his in-laws?
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: Puts on hockey sticks and Canada Dry
[+5] u/ez399017: No worries Korea, I didn’t want that money anyway
[+5] u/sonofalando: When does the invasion of the bond market start? 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Michael_Korleone: Rolex shops are basically rage bait. The fuck you mean I can’t buy that watch I have the money RIGHT HERE. The fuck you mean I gotta form a relationship with my salesman. I ain’t a ghey homie just sell me ur product bitch
[+5] u/daniko1999: So is Google going to get the week it finally deserves
[+5] u/McClintockC: Nvda calls used to be fun 😮💨
[+5] u/Creepy-Fennel-852: Why futures just bounce back
[+5] u/lipmanz: All the economic pundits said oil would go parabolic if Iran wasn’t wrapped up by June…now no one says why that was wrong?
[+5] u/hallett21: Bessente to be new presidente of Venezuela and or Cuba. Tune in at 9
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: Oh market doesnt care about canada news i FUJCKING GUESS WTF
[+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: It’ll be real once we touch 770 and stay above it.
[+5] u/Trollzore: When we pumping these data center and photonic stocks
[+5] u/SolomonKings7: Lol, puts on Iran:
https://nypost.com/2026/08/22/world-news/traffic-through-strait-of-hormuz-skyrockets-nearly-400-in-2-weeks/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: > read good
Exhibit A
[+5] u/qx2: He can’t even get his cars to drive straight, not sure putting your dick in his bots will be wise.
[+13] u/MusingsAndMind: after losing $500 gambling
"oh no! anyway."
after realizing i've spent $40 on iced coffee this month
"i need to lock in and control my spending this is bad i cant believe i could be so reckless."
[+12] u/No-Inevitable1270: nbis is cooked right
[+10] u/Nateleb1234: Every stock I buy turns to shit immediately.
Then when I sell it goes straight up.
[+10] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Can't tell if Bessent is evil mastermind or just a moron.
[+10] u/ArcDogRob: Canada and Iran hold the cards
[+8] u/Ok_Mind8366: Crazy how fast 2026 is going
[+8] u/jakeisarake: Small blessing, won an auction on a church van that a tree fell on. So I have a place to sleep
[+8] u/Cra_Sh10: Freak the f out and panic sell everything! \~ Leopold Aschenbrenner
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: military intervention in the bond market waiting room
[+7] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Its so joever for BOL.
I'm bol.
[+7] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Are semis done? Every stock is going to 0. Are these companies going bankrupt? What happens to us economy?
[+7] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Burry was extremely bullish on Alibaba and bearish on AI. Then Alibaba issues $10.2 billion worth of new shares to fund AI. Lmao. Damn.
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Imagine the dump after 🤡 Bessent speaks tomorrow afternoon, SPY going below 750
[+6] u/Cra_Sh10: No panic on the titanic!
[+5] u/smexeh: AVGO bag holder 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
[+5] u/VauserVonShepherd: Why do bears like red so much? Are they communist?
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: it was pretty much over when regards here were spamming SNDK as soon as futures opened
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Why are we dumping overnight
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: I can't believe I actually did something right the other week. Bought AAOI at the bottom, sold at the top, and waiting with dry powder. So proud of myself.
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: Bols and bers trolling each other every other hour. Meanwhile cash gang is just living their best life.
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: TOMORROW IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE REDDEST DAYS EVER I CANT WAIT!.!.🤭🤗🤭🤗
[+5] u/diefy7321: Canadiens get so mad about being America’s hat lmfaooo
[+5] u/modder9: The Quesirito is back at Taco Bell. This is huge for the program.
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: why did people here think it was gonna open with big green dick
[+5] u/TowelFart: nasdaq up by 0.01% we are saved
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: 🥭 will adjust the 50% tariffs to 15% later and call it the best deal for everyone.
Index will 🚀 back to ATH..
It just another dump and pump scheme.. you folks already knew this - hence buy calls
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Can crypto die already
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Banned from Baskin Robins for asking if I could get my cone with sloppy toppings.
[+5] u/modder9: My personal record for 1099 was over 900 pages.
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: I'm getting fomo on $SLS what do u guys think
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Overnight hours are so regarded
Super low volume moves, even more regarded than premarket action
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Did I read something about 🥭 selling his META? 🤔
[+5] u/cashflow_: I just spend my days sleeping all day. I try to work out some and spend some time in the sun but after that I have literally nothing else to do I just sleep. Idk what to do
[+5] u/liquidtv78: Waterworld was actually a good movie. not epic, but like, a solid 8/10
[+5] u/DH64: another 2% day for gld would make me ecstatic
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Baba from the top rope
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: I find joy in knowing there’s some gold bears out there
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: # So calls it is LMFAO 🤌
[+5] u/DatePositive6135: .81%?
You kids are so dramatic
[+15] u/violet_evergarden8: Saw an unhealthy amount of women begging for jobs on Hinge🤔
[+13] u/OneJellyfish5980: Starting to seriously dump, -2% by open let's get it
[+10] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: This is a 2008 crisis
[+9] u/Brilliant_Project923: I like you guys…. Don’t open your accounts tomorrow.
[+9] u/Wrong_Map4101: I got a job offer! Yippie
[+9] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Looks like we might get some nice discounts tomorrow
[+8] u/Fancy-Presence-5585: spy down .13% and people are screaming it's the apocalypse
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: "Federal Reserve now owns more than half of all U.S. Treasuries maturing within the next 10-15 years."
Lololol.
[+8] u/Leading-Direction961: “
Ukrainian drone regiment ‘decimates’ 3,500-strong U.S. armored brigade combat team in war game”
Nothing another trillion a year can’t fix
[+8] u/prana_fish: Think this dump is due to bond yields again. Gay macro gonna overshadow earnings once again.
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We're pretty fucked huh?
[+7] u/ilikemgs: We are gonna dump tomorrow
[+7] u/PJonathan24: based on the comments in here, I thought the market was down 3%. I check any we're barely down 0.25% lmao holy you guys are over leveraged.
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Alright time for sleep. Make money tomorrow.
[+6] u/PhoenixAK777: All bears gather, from tomorrow onwards spy gonna dump -2% everyday till midterms, this is our time to shill money, we are gonna win so much, we would never want to play markets ever again.
[+6] u/guccioli: \-5% overnight: “yeah big deal, let’s see where it opens”.
\+.1%: “Blood green I’m rich!!1!”
[+6] u/whyshw: Is it weird to miss Jpow?
[+6] u/TJMBeav: Everybody's tired boss. She's gonna roll over and drown...there just isn't any life left in this market. Y'all know it as well as I do
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Why is there a 2008 level crash happening in overnight right now?
[+5] u/I_am_short_so_long: Behind every bear, was a bull that was overleveraged.
[+5] u/12301923: Who’s ready for economic d-day!!!
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: ok buying a bit on NBIL here
[+5] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Holding CRWV is not for the weak
[+5] u/Which_gods_again: I'm so sad, the calls I sold made money and now it looks like the puts I bought will too. it's not even TACO Tuesday.
[+5] u/Adrian12094: mother of all margin calls by open
[+5] u/Prestigious-Duck-189: SLS just started it’s next run up. Last time it took it from $5 to $15.80. This time we should see $15 (current SP) to $25-$30,-. In case of possitive PR (imminent) I’m expecting a halt and a continuation somewhere in the $50-$100 range. Exciting times!
[+5] u/SaltyCauliflower555: Why tf are futures green 🤦♂️🤦♂️
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: The fun thing is we’re all losing just at different speeds
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: koreans yearn for the circuit breaker
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: If you want to be rich, buy compute, rare earths, and bitcoin. If you want to be poor, just keep doing whatever you’re doing now.
[+5] u/Relevant_Row1387: Margin trades were 8.5 billion dollars in April of 2025 In June of 2026 that number ballooned to 1.5 trillion. That number reduced to 1.4 trillion last month Similar percentage changes over similar time frame resulted in market crashes.
Reality is your friend.
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: It's going to be a volatile week due to Jackson Hole on Thursday
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: raise the rate, save america
[+5] u/user365735: Why the fuck is it red
[+5] u/Prestigious_Test157: Hello , i bought nvidia calls 225$ expiring aug 31st . Am i in good position?
[+5] u/Test-NetConnection: Kaiba, and he plays blue-eyes white dragon.
[+10] u/FuckleUp: Realized many posts here have agenda.
[+9] u/drakilian: Can we go one fucking week without tech crashing
[+9] u/LordoftheLSAT: omfg i literally took a home equity loan out and bought MU and SNDK last friday. Hoping for a quick turn around next few weeks. PLEASE I HAVE PAYMENTS.
[+7] u/DRCAG3SUN: think ill skip sleeping tonight
[+6] u/skymagic: imagine not being short delta into JHole w/ a new fed 🤣
[+6] u/LordoftheLSAT: I member when MU earnings saved the market back in November/December of last year when it was round 300 bucks or someshit and I was like hell naw that shits gonna dip as it was up like 50% already.... NVIDIA now has to do the same this week.
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Funny. Bessent mentioned any country bypass Iran sanctions will be enemy of Iran.
China: well... Let's sell off bonds and ignore US
[+6] u/ilovecollegeboard: We’re fucked today aren’t we
[+5] u/urfatfatfat: what signs of an impending crash have not happened yet?
[+5] u/andytobbles: Nothing matters until NVDA earnings
[+5] u/Villi187: LMFAO SNDK SUNDAY DUMP FROM 1600 TO 1500 IS HILARIOS
[+5] u/80sCocktail: Bessent's pink mansion in Charleston is on the market.
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: i have insomnia i think cus of stocks
[+5] u/tortu995: For the last 2/3 months this market has been soooo fcking boring and annoying. Memory still sub 5x foward when 10x should be bear case, nvda still at 15x (regarded asf). Bored to death sitting on shares.
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Jensen Huang is coming to fuck the Koreans again this week
[+5] u/RevealFit9288: Why is market open early now
[+5] u/AirwickS: BWET up 800% in the past 6 months.
Anyone holding this?
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: KOSPI down so much that Big Bang, 2PM, and Kara are doing a comeback tour
[+5] u/trent_upscale: She's a 7, but her butthole is riveted in
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: getting laid 3 nights in a row at 42 yrs old; puts this week it is
[+5] u/ymi2f: remember limit down during covid that was so much fun made so much $$$
[+5] u/repost4profit: Dear Dude or Dudette, things will get better.
[+5] u/annoyed_meows: He's epically stupid
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: still think he's full of shit
[+13] u/kerrykingzgo-T: You're asking people that make $18/hr and still smoke cigarettes.
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i sure hope nobody does anything to shake the worlds confidence in america
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Getting real tired of this market
[+7] u/drkgla: ***DO IT NOW BESSENT***
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: If anyone wonders why I play this game - greedisgood was my favorite cheat code in Warcraft III
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Day is gonna be redder than my underwear after a good wiping session
[+7] u/--The_GOAT--: Time for Dow, nasdaq and spx to go to zero today. Lets have a real black monday.
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Stop buying the memory dip bols. Dont become generational bag holders. Just let it fall for fuck sake.
[+6] u/mikebones: Dip buyers getting punished
[+5] u/Dry-Replacement-9467: gld is the way guys!
[+5] u/wattap: Remember when the market was gay every single day
[+5] u/SpiderWil: chatgpt already said NVDA earning has to be perfect bc even meeting the earning numbers don't mean shit anymore
[+5] u/TreGet234: Today's schedule: ai bubble pop.
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: If you are not buying SLS at open you ain't black and you love cancer
[+5] u/peterpeer9: The guy in the wheelchair with a chronic neurological disease doesn't know he's retarded or what it means to be normal
The guy who watches futures sunday night eager to blow what's left of his paycheck on robinhood tomorrow doesn't either
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: McDonalds having Red Bull is a game changer. Really capitalizing on the lowest of lows of society.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: 📢HES CALLING BULL EVERYBODY📢
[+5] u/longGERN: Are SPY 400p reasonable for this week?
[+5] u/bigfan49: I need SPY 800 EOW or the children don’t eat. Your move market
[+5] u/balivacation: So tomorrow pump or dump
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: honestly if you're fat what the fuck are you even doing
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: Bessent blew hsi load with no back up from the fed? is this guy dumb?
[+5] u/Hodgey91: So, time to go cash? Has it really come to that?!
[+16] u/-sakuranbo: doesn't matter if bols r fuk or bers r fuk
my port is always fuk
[+13] u/sck178: I GOT IT! BOMB THE BOND MARKET! THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS ARE STEALING FROM THE US! VERY UNFAIR TRADING PRACTICES IN THE BOND MARKET. ITS ALL COMPUTER!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+9] u/StockB0Y: How aren't we imploding. Fight with every country economically, yields soaring, japan going to have to sell US Treasury, war with Iran 50% tariff on Canada. Stock market sparing😭🤡
[+8] u/Abe2025: Ok, 3 months of bear market is pushing it. Come the fck on already
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Memory green by close.
source: c*opium*
[+8] u/steem99: I guess oil down 2% just for shits and giggles
[+8] u/Bitter_griffin-24: I need a NVDA 5% day to break even …
[+7] u/Peeeeech: Is this thing even on
[+7] u/itsojoever: Trash America stocks lmao, shoulda bought Canada and chill
[+7] u/thrillho145: Can we just be green forever again
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: we are waiting for more people behind wendy's dumpster - there's a party here
[+7] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Sell sell sell
Buy buy buy
Everyone running around like headless chickens, put put put put. Call Eddie Hall.
[+7] u/TrueAnathema: Are NVDA earnings gonna be a huge disappointment?
[+7] u/PowerSpecialist8700: I'm stressed already
[+7] u/Klaus_Winchester: Where’s that idiot who held calls over the weekend
[+6] u/StanleySheng: Sndk and mu bout to drop to 50$ lmao, clown ass stocks
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: https://preview.redd.it/18a1oabvnalh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3dea9c90c42306a9dbe9988553f2be51887a8d
[+6] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Market looks scary today
[+6] u/thrillho145: I wanted to buy a house next year. All my savings are in stocks. Can the market not be a fucking piece of shit for like 3 months pls.
[+6] u/Even-Square-6246: So many memory haters green at open
[+6] u/internetsoci0path: I will no longer call them Europoors because us Ameritards haven't been performing much better
[+6] u/CompetitiveGas2744: can someone explain whats going wrong?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: the V is coming, hold on tight
[+6] u/Key_Yesterday2808: BTC up or down? I need MSTR to moon and moon hard
[+5] u/hayleybts: Only leather jacket man can save us now
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: I wonder if my bets against trillionaires will work today.
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: How much will MRVL go up when Avenger Doomsday comes out?
[+5] u/steem99: full port gold today, im beyond caring
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: If we get a peace talks/deal today I’ll stop gooning forever
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I’m gonna make this simple for the people in the very back:
Bers r fuk
[+5] u/straight_croissant: Damn Canada outperforming us YTD? Wow
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Bers screaming for vengeance and comeuppance!
[+5] u/hayleybts: Economic D-Day? Who even comes up with these names?
Ofcourse we would dump at this name
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: More sanctions against Iran?
Ok, won't matter. As long as Gyna wants Iran to survive. It will survive.
[+5] u/need20goodmen: 1 last AI pump pls daddy Jensen pls just invest another 50 mill in nebius and make them buy 50m in GPUs with depreciation over 30 years pls just 1 last pump then im out
[+5] u/thetalentedmrbowser: 🐻 BLACK MONDAY IS HERE 🐻
[+5] u/baconography: Gold, you idiots.
It's dirt-cheap now, considering real inflation.
Thank me in January after you buy GDXJ (or individual miner) calls tomorrow at open.
[+5] u/JonDSoCal: Need to get maid and nanny together in maid’s room.
[+5] u/Shakib_KhanX: Who thinks tomorrow will be a Green Day