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[+11] u/Live-Ad-5433: Anyone believe in scam pump
[+11] u/CEO_of_SOXL: This has been my worst trading week this year. Literally picked wrong direction every single day. Lost 10k.
[+10] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Jesus tittyfucking Christ corn is doing it
[+9] u/Bareback: I’m getting circumcised today (age 38). Any advice?
My American wife is making me do it, she can’t handle a euro penis, she thinks they’re disgusting.
[+9] u/PhotonicsIsFried: I thought it might be a green day but MSFT is also green premarket. It's going to be a hard dump.
[+9] u/BFox1982: I don't care if Bitcoin is up. It's still gay and retarded
[+9] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Boomers really are the worst generation by a long shot
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Green premarket red day.
[+8] u/bamber33: We deserve whatever collapse is next
[+7] u/SharkBiteX: Interesting. I rarely recall seeing Green Fridays.
[+7] u/CorvusGearlock: Oil 100 bitcoin 100k 1 week away
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Don’t sneeze or else the market might dump
[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: idk why i look at premarket anymore, everything is gonna change the first 10 minutes of market open
[+6] u/Sefirot10: You guys ever just blow at your phone hoping the stock goes up
[+6] u/uwontfindthisone: If we dump on open I will cry
[+6] u/0point42au: Why did Bessent say they go 2x shopping spree. Why not 10x? If you go full retard, do it properly. QE at market ATH. Fucking “genius”
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: GTA leaker running for his life rn
[+5] u/Comfortable_Elk4843: How they fuck are we green
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: He bought, dump it again
[+5] u/Sefirot10: I’m trying to retire today
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Zuckerberg finna make an announcement today that Meta is going into robotics
[+5] u/ultrachem: Gold and silver have been killing it because the USD is about to shit itself like 🥭
[+5] u/xeemyy: I hate the popcorn Reddit award to much
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >Trump warns of ‘economic D-Day’ against Iran
T-Diddy apparently unaware that Iran has been under severe economic sanctions for 47 years. I am not sure this is going to affect the US market ... or the Iranian market.
[+15] u/Aware-Picture-397: imagine attacking iran without having a plan
[+15] u/darkspherei: it's called a K shaped economy because Elon spends it all on ketamine
[+11] u/101Portfolio: Il release my nudes if we dont hit 678
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Scott Bussy is so fucking retarded
[+10] u/WITCH2FAANG: This is my quant, notice anything different about him?
My quant: 🥭
[+9] u/CursedClownz: Markets will never crash lol its all green forever
[+9] u/f0xinaround: I get one don draper haircut and I'm up at 6:30 am watching Bloomberg with coffee.
[+9] u/BadaBingSil: funny story
I had MSTR $110 calls on Wednesday for a dollar
and sold them for a small loss
and now they're worth over ten dollars
HHAHAHA ISN'T THAT FUNNY
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: Don’t fall for the fake pump will be red at open
[+8] u/ThouOne: Bitcoin was at $60k for 3 months and you said you’d wait for it to go lower LMAO
[+8] u/dpatel211: We’re at the part of this admin where they need to shill crypto
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: I trust this green like I trust a fart after a night of drinking
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a God?
What's a God to a 🌽 investor
Who don't believe in anything?
[+7] u/ipissinmypants2: need this midterm election to hurry up for some big green shreking
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Im starting to think Iran wasnt two weeks from collapse
[+7] u/cashflow_: Oprah is skinny now. I feel like we are living in a new and different world and I don’t like it and I’m scared. Bitcoin current activities ain’t helping
[+7] u/Legitimate_Quail5559: We’re going to get fucked aren’t we
[+7] u/Charming-Clock-3651: BTC, Eth and particularly link going crazy these last 48 hours.
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: You can tell it’s gonna dump at open. Same as every other day. Pinned and then dumped
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Well, looks like 🥭 really drove us off a cliff.
[+7] u/visionarymind: In case 🫵 forgot
Today is expiration ⏰🫨
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: 1. Form your original thesis.
2. Inverse it.
3. Remember your inverses always fail.
4. Inverse the inverse.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Believing anything gets better in the next year is pure retardium
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: RDDT Back to $160 today I feel it in my plums
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Are the hedgefunds paying $100k/mo for instant 🥭 tweet access actually getting anything besides a front row seat to the next covfefe tweet or AI slop?
[+6] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: I gave that bitch the beyond meat experience
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Don’t even know what to do right now, so I’ll just keep buying MU calls til my account goes to zero or I can quit my job at Wendy’s
[+6] u/getbentspez: Who needs USD when you can have ground beef?!
[+6] u/101Portfolio: I am opening a hedge fund
[+6] u/schnoggly: My coins are mooning
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Market makers literally take enjoyment in scamming us with these fake pumps
[+6] u/Exotic_Example_9442: im not a bear, I play both bull and bear like any real trader does. But guys wtf? we have walmart with low earnings due to less consumers spending money on a supermarket and the us gov is making up fake data on jobs and inflation and we going up to infinity and beyond?
[+6] u/Extension-Soft-9118: Seeing a lot of green on my screen today which is nice after that bloodbath last week. My calls actually printing for once, I almost forgot what that feels like.
Still holding SPY puts for September though, something about this rally feels shaky. Volume seems thin and the economic data coming next week could flip everything on its head.
Anyone else feeling like we're walking into a trap or am I just paranoid from bagholding too many times?
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Seeing lots of cope because of this pump. Lol!!
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: corn for breakfast 😍
[+5] u/niwmo: All regards have one thing in common...greed!
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: This green looks a lot bigger on the preview screen than irl.
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: What are we buying lads
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: time to lock in, play some trading music and lose no more than 25% today
[+5] u/visionarymind: Who cares if 🥭 shills 🌽❓
He shilled TSLA🔋 in front of the entire White House
[+5] u/getbentspez: Really glad I sold my MU calls for SPY poots
[+5] u/SmoresPies: why is it so hard to reach a point where i just dont have to work? like wtf i don't need millions. i just want my time and life back. and yet every pump, while great, miraculously does nothing to get me closer to this goal
[+5] u/Exotic_Example_9442: why short MU, it's an incredible business right now
[+5] u/Calm-Blueberry-9200: Waiting patiently for Donald to announce peace deal number 359.
[+5] u/Knarre30: Seems like some people know more than others what will happen today
[+15] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: I knew it was too bearish in here yesterday. The inverse actually worked 😭
[+13] u/Turd_burglar76: I love how 🥭 gave up trying to pump the market anymore so he pivoted to the crypto dumpster fire. What a useless bag of dirty assholes.
[+13] u/mayorolivia: Bitcoin bros coming out like rats 🐀
[+10] u/MixFit5225: I am so fuckin stupid
[+10] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Mods are fat and gay
[+9] u/NewlyOld31: +1% spy day incoming!!
[+9] u/ercanbas: Yes spy let’s rip because the economy is doing so much better today than it was yesterday.
[+9] u/_Clit-Commander_: I just need QQQ to do one it’s comically large pumps today
[+9] u/likefenixx: Probably a 2% day to close the week green
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: People still believing pumps in premarket will translate to a pump at open? Legit pick any day of the past week to see the opposite lol, premarket is one big fugazi
[+9] u/Every_Recover_1766: Good morning retards I’m ready to lose it all today
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: Free nudes for everyone if Micron finishes above 1k today
[+8] u/Daisinkhan: Such obvious dump at open on a friday
[+8] u/Fancy_Goat685: Bulls literally cheering on the financial collapse of the USD. It's all good as long as the music keeps playing and your portfolio goes up ...
[+7] u/HumbleWinnerrr: The era of working 9-5 to live the ‘American Dream’ and decent retirement is over. Now it’s all about stonks or being a social influencer. Move on. Adjust to new era
[+7] u/Jermell: Low volume pre market spy pumps are an instant put buy play
[+7] u/TreGet234: Why do high rates suddenly matter when they never mattered in 2023, 2024 and 2025 until today? Is is the oil? That also didn't matter until today.
Is reality finally starting to matter? Or will we get one last stock market meltup until year end?
[+7] u/Unusual-Lie8889: Trust nothing until the casino doors open
[+7] u/Starkfault: I’m not falling for crypto in 2026 stop asking
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: To settle the argument of who is regarded, if you are on this thread you are regarded me included.
[+6] u/Moaestro: who is ready for a dump at open?
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # crapto going parabolic
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Anthropic valuations by instititions:
February 2026: 300 billion
May 2026: 950 billion
August 2026: 3 trillion
Anthropic refuse to release their cash burn rate
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: shes a 10 but she has 8 cats
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: I’d like to invest in the company that brings lab grown pussy to life
[+6] u/powerboner: Daily Discussion >>> chat 🤷🏽♂️
[+6] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: Not falling for this shit again. “if green before the bell, a warning sign to sell.”
[+6] u/samuraiboy07: what should i deploy my 2.41$ into
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: The sector has collapsed. I would like to sell my position. Yes, It’s 1.2k$.
Just practicing for next week.
[+5] u/Anchises1: Iran richer than ever after it's corn tolls?
[+5] u/Top_Ice_400: Anyone think my spy 770 calls will print?
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: Gold in a hurry to get back to $5k
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: I don’t trust all this green
[+5] u/version-two: Spy liquidity sweep?
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Dumbass bears holding their puts right now lol
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I've seen enough, it's a trap, I'm packing my bags until at least next week
[+5] u/enc-nyc: No options first 30 mins
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Gold doesn't stop
Going back to 5k
USD towards shit coin territory
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Might get back to break even on my account for the 5th time this year 🥲
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Women are insane, not in a good way
[+5] u/Ok_GAINZ: im sure Anthropic moving up their IPO timeline 2 years in 2 months, is just another sign of long lasting confidence in the AI money printing machine.
[+5] u/graavejrsdag: Another day, another USD crash. Amuritards don't know their currency and national reserve is a memecoin.
[+5] u/powerboner: Everything is so green yet I trust NOTHING
[+5] u/Fun_Presentation_215: Crypto bois are fucking insufferable
[+5] u/C137-Morty: You're beyond gay and retarded for trading that
[+5] u/tandoori_taco_cat: This is not the sub for linguists
[+5] u/Long_Growth9961: Call your mom tell her you lost all your savings and need to move back in
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: sentient human beings going to hate that joke
[+14] u/Jaredthegoat_: rip the premarket rally, today could've been such a good green day
[+12] u/I_work_too_much: So quite literally the market now exists entirely at the pleasure of options sellers raping teenagers out of premium, right?
[+12] u/New_Ad_1682: This premarket is way too green. I trust it about as much as trust mango's diaper to finish the day empty.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: hyperinflation about to make us all millionaires! 🤑
[+12] u/financiallythriving: Bears on their knees screaming manipulation at the heavens
[+12] u/Useful-Ad8923: If you are a bull, the market will be red today. A bear? Green market. Welcome to quantum reality trading
[+12] u/whereistherosin: Taking a morning dump and reading the wsb daily discussion thread for premarket. Living in America 🤌🤌
[+11] u/IXI_Bman: Hey pajama traders. Instead of trying to pump the market in the AH with virtually no volume. Save it for the actual trading day you fucks. When the move already has happened, no idiot is going to fomo into these mickey mouse pumps. God dam this market is a scam everyday.
[+10] u/JackORoses: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
[+9] u/ecphiondre: I need just one Gamestop/Tesla moment in my life. Just one true moonshot where I am early. I will delete Reddit, put my money into VT + SGOV and never trade again.
[+9] u/daddysgirl794: This is gonna dump hard on open isn't it
[+9] u/Outrageous_Method432: RDDT about to be added to SP500 one more time today.
[+9] u/thatdude845: Bols celebrating a 28-3 lead
[+9] u/Low_Truck_7049: everyone thinks its going to dump, so its going to rally today.
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: ok grandpa lets get u to bed.
[+8] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Now if META can stop being gay and pump more than .01%..
[+8] u/Mutanic2: Why is premarket fading thought today was going to be super bullish
[+8] u/solidsneeze: if Iran does not cooperate, 🥭 is going to build them a ballroom 💀
[+8] u/mrbigshort: holy fuck this shit gonna pump
[+7] u/mrbigshort: Jesus christ everything is green i don't trust this shit
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: My port is a Nissan CVT, and ASTS is the belt 💀
[+7] u/Ayydeeez: I knew it this market never has 3 red days in a row. Due diligence is : “jus because”
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: "september is the worst month" blah blah look what happened in July
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Bond Yields gonna giv it to ya
[+7] u/shmito17: 760 is inevitable. Either today or next week, it'll happen.
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: This shit is why I stopped holding options overnight. They never hold it to let you profit at open. Total bs thieves
[+7] u/Fit_Set2526: from 79 to 76 in the last 2 hrs....fading
[+6] u/No_Drama8032: Im going to make 2 million today. Its already priced in.
[+6] u/peterpeer9: I need a play that turns $85,000 into $170,000 by EOD, stocks only, no options, that isn't "buy MRNA 3 days ago"
[+6] u/ecphiondre: Does Morningstar's star rating even mean anything?
[+6] u/Pharrel4: Gold ETFs and mining companies a buy and hold right now? Can't see Gold dipping anytime soon.
[+6] u/XstraCrispy: Imagine buying puts right before close yesterday and staring at the chart right now praying “please make this dump at open” lmao
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s 87% humidity rn and going to be 101° (38.3c) today. The Brits beed to get some AC and stfu already
[+6] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Since everyone and their mom swears we’re rugging at open I’m inversing
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: where's that guy from yesterday who had SPY 770 0DTE? I told him it wasn't looking good but now I realize he may have been on to something.
[+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: Bears are having breakfast before the rug pull at the open market
[+6] u/Kobe_Fan: Killing the pump before I can buy puts
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Guys , every red candle isnt a rug pull
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: So many options need to burn today.
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: > Daniela Amodei, the younger sister of Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei, serves as the President and co-founder of Anthropic. Unlike many tech executives, she does not have a technical or computer science background. Instead, her qualifications stem from the humanities, operations, and policy leadership.
> Bachelor of Arts in English Literature from the University of California, Santa Cruz
Lmao so she just sucked her way to the top cuz of the husband she married who is also a big anthropic early investor. Insane that they let her out to do interviews like shes some kind of ai expert.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Some genie is about to ruin a lot of people's days 💀
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Everything goes up and down but ever since I bought onds every single day is red. So tempted to sell at the bottom but then again if I don't sell it's gonna just keep dipping. Do I sell and watch it bounce back following day or hold and watch it go to zero
[+5] u/itsojoever: Micheal from V sauce
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: Prediction markets calling gambling on the weather and sports and shit now buying "shares" is so slimy like you're investing and not being a degenerate lmao
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: Inverse WSB calls at open
too much dump at open sentiment
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: I’m at a resort on vacation and some of the women working here are clearly hiding some incredible asses underneath their loose khaki pants. Such a shame 😭
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: RDDT will explode at open
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Is this a ber market bounce?
[+5] u/lolwatman: Thank God I dumped NBIS when it hit $280 again
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Fading this admin is the stupidest thing. It needs a major catalyst to become unsustainable.
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Bessent is such a smug prick.
[+5] u/BackgroundCicada4877: MMs MUST THINK IM STUPID TO BELIEVE THIS PUMP
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: Oversupply of wsb mouths behind Wendys dumpsters pushing the prices of blowies down Bigly. BIG CONCERN FOR WSB REGARDS.
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: We’re going to pump up 2-3% today for absolutely no reason
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #MOST OBVIOUS BITCOIN PUMP AND DUMP EVER. BITCOIN BROS ARE RXIT LIQUIDITY YET AGAIN 🤭
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Best time to sell is 5:50 am eastern. Need to set limit based on time, not cost.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: whatever happens I just hope everyone has a good time
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: 10% dump or i dont eat dessert tonight
[+5] u/ispooler: Holly fuk what a red dildo
[+5] u/__DulyNoted_: open the casino i hate my money
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: They let the futures players bid it up all night long, once it was time to open the market (and pay out on options premiums) they deliberately smashed it back down on 1/20 of the volume that was spent overnight bidding the market up. Money saved: $$$$$$$$$ Money scammed: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: just buy anything gold, silver, oil and wait. guaranteed profits over months. or gamble on rng with 0dte on some money losing shitco and lose money instead. your choice
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: My port is finally green!^(I closed everything and threw up on my phone)
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Calls are probably going to barely print at open since it’s literally just light green this morning
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: We must put oil on the block chain to defeat Iran
[+5] u/joycaptain: Crypto needs gpu's, gpu's need ram
Long MU
[+5] u/AxemanFromMA: Is a girl with 2 cats a red flag?
[+5] u/TheRealDipsos: Man life was so good when crypto was shit can we go back to those times pls
[+5] u/Prior-Expression-509: can we get AMAT to $ 510 today?
[+5] u/Incognadeau: wtf is this, we should be at all time highs
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Bullish, looks like it's going to grind up today with opex wrapping up
[+5] u/DerpetronicsFacility: winning a league of legends game after losing ten of them in a row
[+8] u/lndnmdn: Opened a position in RDDT and got an immediate -40%
[+8] u/ThomBjjork: ENDING THE IRAN WAR IS EASY, WE JUST NEED TO SEND THEM WHITE BMWS AND COLOGNE
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Sigh…nothing is going to happen for the next 5hrs is it
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: The Big Short 2 will focus on Burry’s decaying mental state as he scrolls this subreddit, reading all the posts mocking him during that one week where his bet against NBIS wasn’t in the money
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: Sitting in the airport rn and there are so many fat people. I’d wager a guess that at least half of them are mods here.
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Yes son, I did buy the top of the ai bubble
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: TSLA up 4% on news it had to recall all its Chinese cars for killing people
We’re back
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I hope GTA 6 is horrible
No videogame should take 13 years to make
[+6] u/JLIMNO: Everyone is expecting a dump today, so ig we mooning
[+6] u/ThomBjjork: EVERYONE, START GENERATING HENTAI ON CHATGPT AND WE CAN PUMP THOSE AI PRODUCTIVITY NUMBER UP
[+6] u/DynoJoe27: Tech bulls about to get brutalized
[+6] u/Cav829: Has Bessent thought to inform the bond market yet he doesn't want rates going higher?
[+6] u/LRoddd: I hope Moderna cures all cancer!
[+6] u/dakdude: Ken griffin saying citadel unwound 80% of its situational awareness holdings lol
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: GLD calls printing :money:
[+5] u/kim82352: As Canadian I lost 3.5% in couple of weeks from USD depreciation. Happy to see Bessent supports YEN but does not give a f**k about USD.
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: TSLA looks good for a September run up. Averaging into $390 mid to late September calls.
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: HOOD just took me out of section 8
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: Tom lee literally said not to buy robinhood 2 days ago... cannot make it up:
Tom Lee's stock ideas for 2026: Avoid Robinhood lol
https://youtu.be/xcoNwS-ZU1o?is=5pgYv_6s3Tghbe-5
[+5] u/ImpossibleForm: I cant lie this market is super fucking dumb
[+5] u/ActualCSIdiot: MRNA cured cancer and bers in two days 👀
[+5] u/KF8EPI: Give me my fucking money back, you motherfucker
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Genuinely I got no clue tf am I doing a
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: SHIT ECONOMY
SHIT JOBS
SHIT MARKET
SHIT COMPANIES
SHIT WAR
PUMP IT!!!
[+5] u/br0botic: So Citadel robbed Leopold and flipped his bags for huge gains on the bounce lmaooo
[+5] u/remilk123: OPEN THE DAMN CASINO!!!🎰 👊 🥵
[+5] u/Rosebunse: My nephew was born yesterday and I thought about buying a newspaper of the day of his birth as a sort of fun keepsake. Then I remembered that this is 2026 and the news is terrible and he can worry about it later.
[+5] u/StophJS: Never seen people so sure about a stock as the SLS people
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Half this sub was wiped out shorting silver last year im sure of it
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Folks shocked we have a small relief bounce thinking stocks go down in a straight line.
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Are you completely retarded?
[+13] u/WarmCan3034: I switched strategies. Instead of buying 10 0dte contracts, I only buy 1 now! I lose way less money now!! 🥰🥰🥰. Turns out experience does matter!!
[+13] u/manatee_strike_force: This trump market is utter filth
[+10] u/iiGoodVibesii: I'm not touching Bitcoin until that shits 100k.
Then I'll like hold past 110k+ and sell it at 68k.
Small loss. But its what I do. We all play a part.
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: wtf is this shit bonds are fucking high
[+8] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Spy WILL be pinned to 765 all day except for the last 5 minutes and you WILL ENJOY IT.
[+8] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: USO chart is nuts, mango and Bessent are so desperate to deny reality but they can't for much longer lol
[+8] u/brostrummer: Can't wait to go back to normal market trading in 2028...So tired of this goofy shit.
[+7] u/Leather-Deer7040: FUCKING HATE MY LOFE SMD I HATE SPY I held calls all morning and sold AS IT SKY ROCKETED TYEN BOUGHT PUTS THINKING IT PEAKED 30 mins ago and lost it all fucking this. Literally shot my self in the foot twice
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: Remember when we used to call each other autists and there was actual DD?
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: Disgusting range bs on spy.
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Bonds are getting out of control. This fucker needs to end the war now
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: I already knew the boomers totally fucked us, but the “no crying on the yacht” sweater this old lady was wearing at the airport really drives the point home.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: I'm thirstier than a data center
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Is it just me or are there more monster-looking people around nowadays? Like not normal ugly or funky, weird looking fuckers that give off uncanny valley feels that I dont remember seeing before.
Maybe plastic surgery or these other new cosmetic adjustments were a bad idea.
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # B I G N A T U R A L S
[+6] u/Otaku_Instinct: \> regard on CNBC says to avoid $HOOD
\> stock pumps 14% the next day
thank you Tom Lee
[+6] u/gomper: I can't trade this chop. Good luck yall
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Oh wow I rage quit my calls and got puts and we immediately started to go up again. I am totally shocked and surprised by these developments!
[+6] u/ClaytonKershaw22: I need SK Hynix to announce another buyback plan by EOD or I'm getting margin called lol
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: BOUGHT PUTS AT THE BOTTOM AND SWITCHED TO CALLS AT THE TOP, YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
[+6] u/Haikoe: Yields just straight back up lol
[+6] u/odinsleep530: Spy up or down today from here? Not a lot of movement and volume yet
[+6] u/Pale-Loss7806: What the fuck was that
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: fuck you spy fucking 0dte is just always the fucking oppisoitoiins
[+6] u/DangerousGuess4320: guys why are we V-ing
[+6] u/Spy300: >When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window.
✅️
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: I would like to sell for 6.00. Sorry price is 5.9. Ok let’s try 5.95. Your ordered is filled ! Price is now 6.10. 😐
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Amzn is a funny little fucker. 6 straight red days, 7th day dead cat, 8th day lose all gains from day 7, then 9th day it drops lower.
[+5] u/Rivalliez: how do i short pet insurance companies
[+5] u/ClaytonKershaw22: TSLA overvalued but it's the one stock I don't have the balls to bet against. Random pumps fueled by regard strength 😭
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Criminals they are ALL criminals
[+5] u/Spiderbatman: Made 2k on MRNA Puts earlier this week. Lost 2k on MRNA Puts today. THE LORD GIVETH, THE LORD TAKETH AWAY
[+5] u/Wrong_Map4101: I'm full port in 0DTE MU calls. Help
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Art4572: How tf are 95% of analysts pricing NVDA to 300-350
[+5] u/Im_a_good_Gentle-man: The Federal Government does NOT have a plan to PAY the 40 trillion debt and climbing.
[+5] u/hellokittyss1: Holy f I sold at the top and made 37%! I’m up $300!
[+5] u/NewJuan01: Lmao retail doesn’t stand a chance
According to Federal Reserve data, the **wealthiest 10% of Americans** own roughly 90% (specifically about 92% to 93%) of the entire U.S. stock market. Within that top tier, the richest 1% alone hold over half of all public equities, which is more than the entire bottom 90% of the population combined.
Breakdown of Stock Ownership
**Top 1%:** Owns roughly 54% of all U.S. stock wealth.
**Next 9% (90th to 99th percentile):** Owns about 38% to 39% of the market.
**Bottom 90%:** Collectivity owns only about 7% to 8% of the stock market.
**Bottom 50%:** Holds a mere 1% of total public equities.
[+5] u/FitzKablammo: Trump 2025: I'm imposing tariffs to save everyone money
Trump 2026: I'm suspending tariffs to save everyone money
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: I sold, got no trust in this pump on spy.
[+5] u/Timely-Salamander-1: ok next week strategy , do my research find a position i like , then buy the opposite of what i like
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: I'm tired man, I just want to make some money and get our of the rat race.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Unless u break through what we lost yesterday ur cooked
[+5] u/miata_only: Economy is fine nobody is being squeezed by the moderate inflation we've had. Every brand new house in these brand new developments has a brand new jeep or bronco, a brand new RV/camper and a jet ski in the driveway. Everyone has an orange iPhone pro max and Apple watch. Nobody cares about long term interest rates give it a rest, you guys.
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Too many of yall bought puts that’s what happened.
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Will go short after early pump. Watch rates closely.
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Kind of liking all the bearish WSB comments on ONDS.
Any time reddit is bullish on a stock it tanks within days.
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/Gspotcha: I see oversold tho fr fr
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Robert Pattison is going to be everywhere for the next five years isn’t he
[+5] u/llamaflocka: MRNA isn’t done ripping
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Everything is flying BUT tech what the fuck. Jane Street just can’t stop being criminals
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: yesterday : fuck Dow !
today : fuck Nasdaq !
next week : fuck you all !?
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
Friday morning pump
Momentum for a moment
Stop, stagger and slide
[+5] u/znightmaree: America and Korea have traded roles in memory it seems. Koreans buy and Americans dump on open.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY barely moves up with everything but goes to zero when everything starts to go down. Lovely
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: “Stocks rise as treasury yields stabilize”
Immediate flush across growth and tech as yields go right back up lmao
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Just think how cool the market would be if big money managers didn’t trade back and forth to keep the prices right where they want them.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: "Wake me up, when the Bull Run ends..."?
[+19] u/Mr-Bonnet: BUYS OPTION
IMMEDIATELY -20%
[+14] u/Rando-1919: I lost my entire savings and im devastated
[+12] u/myjumboloanapp: Interest rates are back up, groceries up double digits YTD, job market looks like dookie, us global popularity at all time low. 🥭 made everything worse
[+11] u/PuzzledLeader8941: This is one of the worst terms in recent history right? I’m not big into American politics but surely
[+10] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: 2nd time in 2 days that a random shrek candle opposing my option has fucked me
[+9] u/Cosmorto: This market is incredibly efficient at killing all my positions...
[+9] u/thebobitt: bought puts got caught in a bounce, fuck
[+9] u/JuneauMori: Just fucking dump after that scam candle, its a huge topping tail afterall
[+8] u/browsk: So tired of this fucking market lmao
[+8] u/Awkward-Yellow-3228: Mango is definitely going to start some shit over the weekend.
[+7] u/Candid-Elk6135: tech recovering on nothing lmao
[+7] u/fredditf: next week gonna be fun PCE on Wednesday and Jacksons asshole on Thursday
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Shitty market can’t sustain a pump to save its life.
So even the green days feel like red days.
[+7] u/HarHoneyBun: Guys I paid the 100k for early access, he tweeted an AI picture of Ms. Rachel being attacked by Hamas, buy calls
[+7] u/mathboom123: THIS IS MANIPULATION
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Back in calls. Don’t let me down this time bulls.
[+7] u/Successful_Car1670: Wonder who had the cheddar to buy 200k volume of VIX 60 for October? I thought only I did retarded shit like that
[+7] u/LunchNo7823: Quick somebody pay 100k so we can see if fatso tweeted
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Just manipulation at this point . No rhyme or reason for any move, I'm taking my small profit and sitting it out
[+7] u/JuneauMori: That scam candle from earlier deserves to die
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: Meta giving it up like a loose hoor
[+6] u/studermd: You see I gamble $200 on a put so the market goes up for my portfolio. Works every time.
[+6] u/HarHoneyBun: What the actual fuck is this man
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Another dog shit pump with rates and oil up
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Bull market is back baby. Now we pump for the next 6 months. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/FcknOG: Whoever bought puts at the bottom, I have a confession. Everyone around you is paid actors and you are the only real one. We were sent here to inverse every decision you make.
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: Scalping spy puts is not a bad play
[+6] u/Dramatic-Shine-3740: WMT back to 110 by next week
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Man the chat is more fun when we're crashing
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: JUST SOLD MY SPY CALL FOR $2 GAIN
SEE YOU BROKE BITCHES LATER
[+6] u/uwvirgin: This market is ass tbh. I thought I’d be a millionaire by 30. I am 38 and still broke.
[+6] u/No_Tie9686: that felt like market manipulation
[+6] u/EtwartBuols: fuck nvidia shit fucking stock
[+6] u/KnownSkill655: Selling is for the poor, only buy
[+6] u/tommylol66: Mango pump this shit
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: You know what’s fucking terrifying?
More people bought TSLA stock today than sold it.
Those people are real, they’re actually out there somewhere.
[+6] u/Dear__Bruce: Seeing all these absolute losers turn 2k into 350k in a month and I’m stuck with Tesla puts
[+5] u/90s__JDM: MU SNDK GANG
REV YOUR ENGINES
[+5] u/Chef_Royardee: Buffet chugging cherry coke out of a wine glass rn
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: I’m not superstitious but the moment I cracked a Baja blast spy started to V.
Calls on diabetes for me going forward 💪
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: I hope one day when I'm old as shit that I'll have a younger hot batshit crazy chick like Natalie Harp to be obsessed with me, change my diapers, tug my old 🍄 and write me insane letters.
[+5] u/GeneralPipe9989: When is MU hitting 1000
[+5] u/ReadyBag5974: bears are real quiet today
[+5] u/themourningpoet: Trading is honestly more stressful than being a surgeon I know because my brother is one and I'm much more stressed than he is
[+5] u/aupperk24: ok do we know why the fuck SPX is on a massive tear rn? any news or just market figuring out that I sold my calls for a loss this morning.
[+5] u/skychief99: I wonder how much the orange gang has made off of this ridiculous corn ramp?
You know they were all in prior. Likely selling now to all the new bag holders.
[+5] u/SaltyCauliflower555: Well looks like i need to put in some overtime today, getting absolutely raped by todays price action
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Buy and hold is fucking dead. Whne stocks drop 20-25 percent in a week only idiots like me buy and hold.
[+5] u/juliakeiroz: if you ever feel like a clown, remember the bulls that voted for mango
[+5] u/cragbag: Just bought puts - bulls, thank me later
[+5] u/90s__JDM: Ladies and Gentlemen, In the blue corner tonight we have MU the hunter of shorts, the meme of meme stocks, defier of even the most ridiculous odds.
And in the red corner the one, the one, the only SNDK, no one has more 10% back to back days under their belt, they call him the widowmaker and money printer all in one.
Let's get ready to RUMBLEEEEEE :screech: :rich:
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: It's my fault, I bought 768C at the top
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: someones indian grandmother bought sandisk at $2250 per share because the analysts said it was going to 3000. And youre laughing.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you are truly buying internet fake coins and it shows lol
[+5] u/aupperk24: wtf was that candle on SPY
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: #OMANI, IRANIAN FMS DISCUSS CONDITIONS FOR RESUMING NEGOTIATIONS THAT SUPPORT RESUMPTION OF NAVIGATION THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ - OMAN STATE NEWS AGENCY
[+5] u/Brawmethius: I think the most braindead word slop dumb money loves to vomit out is: "Smart/big money knows and they wouldn't be doing this if there was a problem so have no fear".
Okay there champ, my counterpoint is 100% of major market crashes have been at the hands of big money.
Where does this unbridled confidence in the institutions that have been the exlusive perpertators prior come from?
Is that what they mean by dumb money? You'd drown in the rain?
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Omani and Iranian Foreign Ministers discuss the conditions for resuming negotiations that support resumption of navigation through the Strait of Hormuz - Oman State News Agency
Nothingburger. Just means Oman and Iran are still talking about how much they're going to charge everyone for going through.
[+5] u/OverallExamination42: Wtf was that😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my kids ain’t getting shit for Christmas the next few years
[+5] u/randomnameforwe: I was up 150% on puts bought at the top and that fucking jump wiped my whole gain lol
[+5] u/chafingNip: Ohhh please great gambling gods give me the one time today and let’s touch red
[+5] u/MrIntuition: they’re discussing the possibility of the conditions to possibly restart talks to restart talks about talks they said they were already having
not market manipulation at all!
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Number going up. Don't know why. Don't care. Number go up is good.
[+5] u/Kepsoo97: Money Money Money 💶 💵 💴
[+5] u/kryndude: I get that you're supposed to index and chill, but it feels like a pretty bad time to put my money into equities with everything that's going on rn
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Rick Santelli looks like a scarecrow.
[+5] u/Razvanell95: please 5% big dildo & I take profit
I promise 🤞
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Saas is gonna be asss at market open isnt it....
[+5] u/bluen: Everyone has a ~~plumbus~~ nvidia in their home
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: Don’t forget, first moves always gey unless you like it
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Just made 200% on HOOD 0dte puts in 2 min LMAO
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Atp buying semis and memory is like a humiliation ritual.
[+5] u/Interesting-Iron2587: HOOD recovering lost groud fast
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: made 3k on mrna. but left another 3k on the table.
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: all memory companies are now under their 50 day moving average. NFA.
[+5] u/sp7yyz: this shit will become case study for the future generations
[+5] u/No_Current3675: HTZtards tryna make it happen
[+5] u/puzzleimpossible83: The news is that PLTR doesn’t need news and is just erratic...
[+5] u/LittleShiro11: Are we back mineral bros?
[+5] u/sfw_supdood: Imagine thinking AI is replacing the human workforce. It's literally "plagiarism the algorithm" 🤡
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: EMAIL WALL STREET AND TELL THEM TO STOP TIMING THE MARKET. TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET WHY ARE THEY TIMING IT??
[+5] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: Whoever has the bubba pic, just threaten to release it if war not canceled
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Last chance to buy lotto puts
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: GOOGL looks like its setting up for a pullback
[+13] u/Federal-Watch: This had to be the dumbest week I’ve seen since I started following markets
If anyone told you pre-covid:
Rates would be pumpin’ with 10yr at 4.7%
Treasury fucked yields
Oil would be pumpin’ to $87 with closed Hormuz
A company cured cancer
Magic internet money pumpin’
Gold/Silver pumpin’
Indices only down 2-3% from ATH
You’d probably institutionalize them
[+10] u/yaboy778899: Gambling has ruined my life
[+9] u/MrNo_Balls: Treasury: how about we do buybacks
\*does not work\*
Treasury: how about we try that again?
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: Friday night is sex with the wife night
[+8] u/Dry_Site8600: Need a 3% move by eod
[+8] u/_____rs: I'm officially transitioning (from rich to poor)
[+8] u/CharacterSell4054: So we only freaked out about bond yields for just one day?
[+8] u/strawberrryy222: the market in on a cliff soon to gulag
[+7] u/Any_Parsley2922: alright guys its push day for me. finna go bench press this frustration away
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: You gamble tens of thousands and lose daily to try to make more money.
I gamble tens of thousands and lose daily because I want to feel something. We are not the same.
[+7] u/MothmanAbove: i love when oil and spy go down at the same time!
[+7] u/doctorqaz: TSLA (1.44T) is now worth more than META (1.41T) lmao
[+7] u/nick8852: I’m in puts and calls so now everything will be flat you’re not welcome
[+7] u/Collapse1: Wtf is this microscopic price action on SPY? I would like to talk to the manager
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: bag7 moon towards EOY as everyone rotates outta chips
[+6] u/deertracker2022: Post Citadel's Leopold unwind, MU like a coiled spring. You watch.
[+6] u/learnoptionsandlose: In a perfect less scammy world spy should be $759
[+6] u/chuggindong: She a hoe but i feel a connection
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: New boss asked when I can start. I said "as soon as you get out of my chair"
[+6] u/No-Reception-3324: I dont. You actually have to be an idiot to be fucking sending it with everything going on. Legit zero catalyst and just greed
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: The longer you stay reverse ghey, the worse it’s gonna be for you bols 😒
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: Spy is so fucking untradeable after 930
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: wtf with random no volume swan dive on USO
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Remember how Boeing murdered like 3 whistleblowers in the space of six months :hmmm:
And we all just were cool with it :ahyes:
[+5] u/ZYHUA: OK SPY to ATH again, Semis is going back where it belongs. Can't see why some people not seeing this
[+5] u/SnoStrm: I simply need to turn 5k into 100k.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: These X tweets are so stupid. Breaking, something broke in China. Breaking, something just broke in Japan
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Volume picking up on metals. what does it mean
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: "It takes character to sit with all that cash and to do nothing. I didn’t get to where I am by going after mediocre opportunities."
**Charlie Munger**
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: I gave up. Buying MUU shares now. No matter how I look, MU still has 99% of chance to reach $2,000 in next one year.
[+5] u/Internal-Hand-4705: WHY IS MU BEING SO BORING REEE
[+5] u/zestykite: when is warsh going to fill jackson's hole?
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: ASTS had 30 million in revenue last quarter…..over three times the market cap of GameStop ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: It so funny when people take pride in owning and defending a stock. We really give a shit, we are only in it for money.
[+5] u/kazkeb: Aaaannnndd... it's gone
[+5] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: 764 puts rn look like they got some potential
[+5] u/JayRoo83: Gimme an ATH next week so I can go back to cash again
[+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: shits gonna pump into close for no reason
[+5] u/catfromgarfield: KASH PATEL'S PERMANENT FACE LMAO
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Wooooow when the market opens and this rug gets PULLED from under these dumb bols, its going to be GLORIOUS...🤭🥳
[+5] u/Trumps_Moist_Toenail: I tried playing q calls for the past 4 days for a pre market bounce, the one time i dont play it moves lol
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Thot daughter or sndk baggie son? 🤮
[+5] u/Fine-Will: META being green is illegal.
[+5] u/ja-wick007: I just need one rug pull
[+5] u/Abe2025: First time in history we see market only goes down.
[+5] u/Gjallarhorn04: Semiconductors this week
\-Go up in after market
\-Go down when market opens
\-Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: hood calls fucking printing weeeee
[+5] u/Sandyrandy54: It was nice when nobody had a strong opinion on Bitcoin(positive or negative) there for a few months.
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Bonds up market dumpsies
[+5] u/Poland_Spring10: Lost 70k this week. I hate my life but Today’s 7k makes it a little better
[+5] u/Lanky_Kangaroo_7405: The real question is do they create a run on the banks to protect there power
[+5] u/Material-Addition-45: Jesus fucking Christ NBIS I'm so fucking tired of your volatility. What is this?!
[+5] u/Alcapone-1925: This week has been just as ghey as last week.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Scrolling the daily thread for my dose of autistic screeching
[+5] u/neal_73: Solde my TSLA calls for $450 yesterday. Today it would have been $8500. It hurts. It hurts really really bad.
[+5] u/Clubpenguin8888: It just dawned on me that my portfolio goes either up $100 or down $100 every 2-3 seconds and that’s a days pay for a lot of people
[+5] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Having a shit day. Had calls earlier, sold for a loss, then bought puts, mega loss. Now my calls are itm. wtf day.
[+5] u/SleeplessInDayton: NOK gonna fly monday
[+5] u/Numerous_Put4717: we also are supposed to have Wendy's on Mars by this time per someone....
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Barron is a self made man making $150 million while in college, what’s your excuse
[+8] u/doompkrs: TESLA PUTS BABY LETS GO.
[+8] u/scm66: The average Redditor is poor AF.
[+8] u/2020isgreat: By eating carcinogens and feeding my dog the best food possible I'm planning to die before her
[+7] u/-IQ200: Actually insane to think that a 50 cent move on SPY is the decision maker of whether I gain wealth or go homeless.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Foreign holdings of US Treasuries dropped -$72 billion in June, to $9.30 trillion, to the lowest level since January.
This marks the 3rd monthly decline over the last 4 months, totaling -$190 billion.
Japan, the largest foreign holder, reduced its holdings by -$26 billion in June, to $1.12 trillion, the lowest since January 2025.
The UK, the 2nd-largest holder, cut its holdings by -$9 billion, to $940 billion, the 2nd-largest on record.
China, the 3rd-largest holder, trimmed its holdings by -$26 billion, to $633 billion, the lowest since September 2008.
Meanwhile, foreign official holders, such as central banks and government entities, reduced their Treasury holdings by -$70 billion in June, to $3.78 trillion, the lowest since February 2024.
Bessent you've done it again
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Bessent finds out yelling at markets doesn't work. Once again WSB is one step ahead.
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: I had a really bad week. and Im getting tired.
[+6] u/Dysbit: There’s nothing quite like making steady gains over days and losing it all in seconds
[+6] u/__pickle_rick: Did everyone else wake up this morning and go "I'd like to spend 5 hours watching paint dry"? Just me?
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: A $765p is still $0.40?????? With the kind of movement we've had this week (and with less than 2Hte), MM's are on crack.
[+6] u/Lbuck24: Tsla recalls three million cars, shoots 6% lmao wtf
[+6] u/TheMostMid: Days like this , I’m glad I have a job . Makes watching paint dry a little funner .
[+5] u/SolidAndEdgy: nvda is kind of a shitty stock
[+5] u/Super-Activity-4675: oil prices and treasury yields keep rising.
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: Literally can’t even hold options for more than a day anymore. They just get theta fucked or iv crushed lmfao
[+5] u/hermeskino715: 🇮🇷 and 🇮🇶 signing a security pact!?
When can I get my copy of "Art of the Deal" by the Ayatollah? It'll be worth thousands later, if not millions
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: Bonds are going to kill any momentum real soon. The fact they bitchslapped the Treasury's announcement means that even if the printer runs full tilt, the Treasury's the only one buying. Debt's losing its credibility by the day
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: We’re so doomed lmfao
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: This week is so boring. No V and no rugpulls. Just boring ass theta.
[+5] u/letsgopardner: Tesla is recalling
over 1.6 million vehicles in China - TSLA +5%
[+5] u/Charlierg50: I wish I had more SLS !!
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Hope SLS hits $20 today
[+5] u/Emotional_Ship_7177: Get cozy SPY, dont just dip your toes in
[+5] u/elcasar: guys listen to me. don't get the fish burrito. just, don't.
[+5] u/iSOBigD: That guy who buys puts at noon daily was right again.
[+5] u/theundiscoveredcolor: Semis are giving me a semi.
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: Looks like we got a boring day where the move happened after hours lined up
[+5] u/corp_carrot: HIMS is a fine ticker, but did they consider BNER?
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Smell kinda 🌈 in here
[+5] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: lol he tweeted something to his paying customers
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Semi investors the biggest whiners of all time, stocks all up 500% they go down 2% the whole chat is flooded with angry mobs with pitch forks and torches
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: NVDA 220 CLOSE PLEASE GO FOR RUN
[+5] u/WindNo3445: She Aeg'n on my memnon
[+5] u/YourPalJake: 30 year bonds almost back to 5.30, LOL
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Come the fuck on SPY keep moving
[+5] u/Inside_Reward7617: who went full port hood shorts with me
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: Try not to go red challenge: **IMPOSSIBLE**
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Buttcorn Bros- “I tOlD yOu sO” 🤡
[+5] u/2020isgreat: All AI companies trying to take the last IPO out of saigon
[+5] u/EndTheFed25: PLTR is rallying hard off no news. Time to short.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Rotation into crypto and quantum stonks
But I’m still holding memory
Cmon sndk mu
[+5] u/betyourask: I’m gonna go jack off now
[+5] u/Late-Mongoose-3179: Any plays? Need to makeup a loss before eod
[+10] u/kumako10: I made like $1k today. Already looking through trulia to figure out which $1m home I should buy in LA if I can repeat this 1,000 more times
[+10] u/DeadInternetVoid: Weekend strikes incoming...
[+9] u/gamblersgambit08: Just dump already, I don’t feel like being theta crushed over the weekend
[+7] u/natebro142: B-But Jensen said it would be the next $1T company!
[+7] u/Cyee05: SCAM ASS MARKET FUCK
[+7] u/ICallASpadeASpade: I INVESTED MY KIDS’ COLLEGE FUNDS ON DEEP 0DTE OTM CALLS.
NOOB QUESTION, I KNOW, BUT WHAT TIME DO MARKETS CLOSE?
AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THIS IS AS MUCH CHARLES SHWAB’S PROBLEM AS IT IS MINE. WHY’D THEY LET ME DO THIS?
[+6] u/prana_fish: I had a suspicion they'd dump $NVDA before actual earnings this time instead of the usual post-earnings sell off, but this slow mo trickle down dump was tricky indeed.
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Conservative sub deleting any mention about Mango importing foreign beef to lower costs. They live In Pure delusion
[+6] u/theummeower: So what BS is 🥭 going announce after closing today?
[+6] u/Popular_Song3371: let me out of these positions and i promise i will put it all in a fuckin HYSA!! fr this time
[+6] u/upvz: market ignoring 10 year and oil is like the average american regard buying $5000 concert tickets with $0 in the bank and 100K in credit card debt.
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: My favorite part of trying to play volatility is when the option you buy just goes straight down and never even sniffs your cost basis again before it expires.
[+6] u/ICallASpadeASpade: WE ARE GOING TO JUICE THE STOCK MARKET. AND IRAN IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.
I’M SICK OF ALL THE WINNING THATS HAPPENING—TACO DID WARN US
[+6] u/Beneficial_Sign7580: Praying on Elon's downfall
[+6] u/Greatlakes_fish: You can't even swing trade this trash.
[+5] u/Cyee05: CUNT MARKET FUCK YOU
[+5] u/upvz: I don't buy options to make profit. I buy to immediately get rugged, go through 48 hours of debilitating stress, and hope to sell for breakeven at best but usually a 50% loss.
[+5] u/TheRomanSocrates: I love day trading, no need for a job after college 🤑🤑
[+5] u/leoman2896: Man what a shit week, just straight up losing money from theta
I think this is the new normal till inflation bites and rates rip higher than we start a massive downturn in 2027
Anyone thinks like this?
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: It’s so obvious everyone is holding puts 🤣
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: sndk just chillin less than a dollar from opening price
fucking bastards
[+5] u/whyshw: Do you guys use glue on pizza to prevent the cheese from falling off
[+5] u/MaldororHollow: my 9/1 spy 775 calls are gonna print i'm manifesting it
[+5] u/Dajoechi: Gold and bond rates going up. Don't be a bag holder on this one friends
[+5] u/OkOpportunity6986: im thinking 7640 then bounce on spx
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: US debt is bullish guys. Keep buying calls
[+5] u/YTLupo: Probably going to endup folding completely on Iran.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: AMD you piece of shit
[+5] u/Molmor_: Never seen mu and sndk so flat lol
[+5] u/Thicchorseboi: Killing whoever coded the algorithms for the market and cursing whoever came up with the rules
[+5] u/sekak77: PDT removal fkked retail
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: For once in my life I sold at the top...for now
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Just wanna see SPY 780 or 750 again. Lets feel something MMs
[+5] u/DonutsOnTheWall: well well well - such depression guys. almost hookers and snort time!
[+5] u/f08g: WHO CAN'T WAIT TO GET RUGGED BY ANTHROPIC
[+5] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: Bro are we gonna sit here all day
[+5] u/DietOk3400: Everything is barely hanging on. Lets it dump
[+5] u/manlymatt83: Omg just move already. I don’t care which direction.
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: I can’t wait for news at 4:25pm today
[+8] u/MacroHard_0: Wife just texted from work that she received some urgent assignments so cont be home before 10pm. But I am not stupid lol, I know she is planning for a surprise party for my birthday in December.
[+6] u/heinousdutchdanish1: Been playing the game a while boys and get worse the more I play
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: My special talent is losing money in both bear markets and bull markets
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: Absolutely sick I didnt buy the HOOD $100 contracts I was staring out before close yesterday. Hurts more than a loss.
[+6] u/SoldToOpen: Expired worthless. Ahhhhh how beautiful
[+6] u/reinersshirt: I’m thinking SLS upside looking better after Moderna runup
[+6] u/Glam34: i dont normally trade dork stocks, but is it too obvious WMT is going right back up to 110?
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Imagine putting so much work into learning TA and scanning for technical signals only to be out traded by vibe traders named bananasInMyAss420
[+5] u/milezy: NVDA yolo for next week?
[+5] u/ComprehensiveList936: I have to kill myself…ive lost so much money. Now comes the weekend where I can be in my head…
[+5] u/ayopapiz: People who have anger issues m, how yall over come this shit? Therapy aint helping shit
[+5] u/patelchief90: how tf is tesla worth same as meta?
[+5] u/Comatise: My favourite band is Green Day
[+5] u/KobeFirm: who this sls if gonna announce something
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: MU dump at open, pump AH
im tired
[+5] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: They got rid of the PDT rule to bait in more retail in. All the movements are a slow bleed out to trap all strikes on one side, and then one short window of retracement movement for them to reposition.
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Must be *fuck it we ball Friday*
[+5] u/EducationalCicada: Hey, is the 10YR supposed to be doing that?
[+5] u/ElvnElvn: Meta would be up 20$ if i wasnt in calls pos
[+5] u/Personal-Escape-7236: Every day sell off at open chop sideways all day
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: if sandisk loves 1600 so much why doesnt it just marry it
[+5] u/Mother_Big9112: guess there's an insider truth social tweet coming
[+5] u/emanresu711: I might be autistic ngl
[+5] u/Play_Background: market is just a choppy shit expect for metals
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Pajama traders trying to pull us away from put wall on SPX.
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: Micron spending 127 hours at 965 huh
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Everything meme is up....