What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 20, 2026

[+35] u/sergechewbacca: Holy fuck I cannot remember a +170% day for a company of this size [+20] u/derprondo: Notice how Mango didn't say anything about Iran earlier? Their new strategy is literally just don't mention it anymore. [+17] u/HighwayExotic2808: This morning I saw that MRNA might actually have found the breakthrough that defeats cancer and decided to stay on the sidelines….missed the easiest +50% day of my life just to lose money on SDNK instead. Good grief [+16] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: $10 in Moderna deep OTM throwaway 100c bought yesterday at close would had made you $75,000 today I see the strat is to throw pennies on weeklies for random tickers and pray they also cure cancer [+16] u/surmoiFire: WSB becomes oncology expert sub in 3..2..1 [+14] u/Bob_the_peasant: Where was my goddamn DD on Moderna yesterday…?! Can’t even count on insider trading posts anymore smh my head [+12] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Anti-vaxxers with cancer have a conundrum right now.... LOL! [+12] u/octopus_serenader: Was outside sunning my asshole when I got the MRNA news and missed it. [+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck you market makers, hedge funds, and insiders 🖕🤡🖕 [+11] u/2020isgreat: I am going to short the company that is curing cancer [+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: tough luck for MRNA investors just when you defeated cancer they discovered turbo cancer [+10] u/ihopethisworksfornow: National debt doubling in 6 years is bullish [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: LETS FUCKING GO WE PASSED 40 TRILLION IN DEBT 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 [+9] u/VolcanicCupid69: Shorting MRNA with gambling money was not the play today…… [+9] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: fuck i wish i could stop playing spy options [+9] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: Feels like a semis 10% overnight pump kinda day [+9] u/Teh-Monkey-Man: Made my first ever 10x and first $100k+ move thanks to MRNA. Had to take my profits before close. My heart couldn’t take the stress of what could happen 🤣 Fuck Cancer!!! [+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: This market is so dumb & stupid [+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: my face this morning as i was passing up the chance to load MRNA calls at open after they literally cured cancer -> 🤡🤡🤡 [+8] u/LaughCompetitive1504: curing cancer is extremely bearish for medical companies.. [+8] u/Sad_Standard7054: hmm, I guess my last hope is that my data center bags can cure cancer now [+8] u/NecessaryOk6148: Why can’t Reddit do a Moderna? [+8] u/Alarmed_House23: MRNA holy overreaction [+8] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Do people not realize mango's manipulation is going to cause a depression or do they just not care? Mans is using our taxpayer money to prop up the market lmao [+7] u/GoZukkYourself: MRNA now the second best performer in the S&P 500 YTD. Very close to overtaking SNDK. https://preview.redd.it/l5edcvem1ekh1.png?width=848&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c638051ad56a7609224fff832d7f316c850e046 [+7] u/Maximum_Light409: CAUSES CANCER - CURES CANCER - RDY FOR INFINITE MONEY GLITCH [+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Who else had dead BULL LEAPs that may just move a finger now..... [+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: 40 trillion in debt lmao. Doubled in 10 years. We're going bankrupt, aren't we [+6] u/yahooms: # I AM TOASTED.... YTD: -37% [+6] u/2020isgreat: I'm joining the war on cancer on the side of cancer [+6] u/TopDry1669: when is webull numbers [+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Do you guys think we can get another 180% day on MRNA tomorrow? [+6] u/SteakEater137: Extremely blatant and desperate market manipulation from Bessent and the SPY could only get 0.2%? Hmmm... Anyways how about the +10% day for gold miners? Im sure it was unrelated. [+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/jasperCrow (1W - 0L, 100%) | Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result | |:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:| | **BULL** ▲ | $7.96 → $9.00 | +13.0% | 1d 3h | Won | [+6] u/2020isgreat: Ayyy our debt hit 40 trillion [+6] u/Infamous_Protection3: Anybody rich of mRNA contracts up over 500,000% [+6] u/violet_evergarden8: $BULL gonna take spy to 800 [+6] u/ThetaGrim: MRNA 30dte puts right? [+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: just cancel the war and open up i need a 2% day [+6] u/No_Presentation9490: moderna gonna dilute shares. watch [+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Cancer vaccine is such a manipulative headline for the algos [+6] u/Daisinkhan: Why I didn't full port MRNA at the first big green candle. Am I scared of money and regarded? [+6] u/A55BAG: I sold MRNA at 100$ during the pre-market 🤡 [+5] u/taconomtaco: more of today, tomorrow. stay tuned! [+5] u/dpatel211: As a bull I can confidently as that 750 EOM is definitely happening for SPY [+5] u/JReapercussionz: Does anyone have the Webull numbers? [+5] u/ieatbreqd: spy puts for tommrow [+5] u/jasperCrow: WEEEEEEEEBUUUUUULLLLLL🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 [+5] u/Resident_Plum5581: Patiently waiting for meta to go up 150% in a day. [+5] u/Ecstatic-Ad941: Bull cont to deliver see y'all at 16 [+5] u/kjl8921: BULL is fucking back [+5] u/meh1526: to the guy that said to buy webull options, love you man [+5] u/JReapercussionz: congrats Webull holders [+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Hahahaha MRNA shorts, keep panicking and scrambling to cover [+5] u/AnnuannaXbox: Moderna is still going up after close [+5] u/Cav829: First post I saw here this morning was some guy said he was shorting MRNA at market open. Absolutely RIP to that guy. [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I will never learn…shorted AMD at 377 and MRNA at 163. So fuckin stupid [+5] u/Deep-Preference: if the MRNA runs continues, look to money rotating into biotech in the short term [+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: need a fucking taco wed to save my ass [+5] u/Peeeeech: How can it just keeps going. Some hedge funds gotta be blowing up soon [+5] u/Adrian12094: how many new multimillionaires minted from MRNA [+5] u/IRunFast24: Shorted MRNA at 122 this morning like a genius. My buy-stop trigger of 128 was hit about 13 seconds later. [+5] u/Goldpeaches32: So if this was the “dump” take a guess what happens tomorrow [+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Are you regarded? - 1,2% after hours, after going up 177% "wHy iS It TaNkInG???" [+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Blood green on a day the dollar got bent over [+47] u/ButtholeAnalogy: We got a cure for cancer before GTA VI [+30] u/BFox1982: If you bought MRNA 5 years ago, you're only down 50% [+22] u/Anameisheere: I’m just so confused how no one in this sub mentioned MRNA before today. Why do I even spent countless hours on wsb man……. THEY WERE CURING CANCER AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A DEAD CAR RENTAL COMPANYYYY [+20] u/NVRBKDWN: If my AI couldn't see this MRNA pump coming and tell me to buy, what's the point of AI? [+20] u/housemouse431: trump announces something about a crushing blow on iran like 20 mins ago and i dont think anything flinched. its official, market has baked in he has dementia [+18] u/FinePerformance1046: there has to be someone on earth that was holding those MRNA weeklies up 900k% [+16] u/KittyLover-7: We’re going to pay the national debt down using tariff revenue bro, trust me bro LMAO [+15] u/Superstickman87: It’s time to short Big Sunscreen [+15] u/Kickboy21: RDDT took 50k from me. \*sent from reddit app [+15] u/financiallythriving: **U.S. government debt passes $40 trillion, more than doubling in a decade** [+14] u/Captain_Lameson: I just want to make enough money to get out of this rat race. Just can't seem to get a major win [+14] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: the amount of fuck up one guy has done is crazy [+14] u/financiallythriving: Pouring this drink for everyone who lost a lot of money today [+14] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Guess what MRNA used to cure cancer. **AI**. NVDA TO $250 [+13] u/FinePerformance1046: Those disgusting ETH holders are gonna be all happy and shit [+13] u/looool_k_libtard: Are all these people buying new cars and doing 6 trips a year just in crippling debt for social media flexing [+12] u/KittyLover-7: mRNA -7% after +170% WSB: WHY IS TANKING 🤬🤬🤬 [+12] u/jinxy0320: Genuinely, my mom is recovering from breast cancer. Today is a good day [+12] u/Diguojigood: Always take your gains with options. Yes, they could be much more but they can also turn into 0. Short term price action can be purely random and controlled to screw up option buyers. That's my lesson for today. Could have been a very solid day but still ended in red. [+11] u/abroadbroadband: "Oh fuck you're gonna make me!" \- any baking recipe 🤓 [+11] u/xxxMarilee: F.Y.I. Trump's latest rant. [](https://trumpstruth.org/#) [Donald J. Trump](https://trumpstruth.org/#) [u/realDonaldTrump](https://trumpstruth.org/#) · [August 19, 2026, 6:59 PM](https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/41017) [  Original Post](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/117124650907675461) No one has given the Islamic Republic of Iran a greater opportunity to make a Deal than me. TRAGICALLY, for them, they have failed to take it. Therefore, today, I am announcing the MOST CRUSHING ECONOMIC OPERATION EVER TAKEN AGAINST ANY COUNTRY! This will be Economic Warfare and Isolation on an unprecedented scale. Their navy is gone, their air force is destroyed, their military factories are now rubble, their currency is worthless, and their country is hanging by a thread. Today, I am also announcing that ANY country that allows its financial institutions, businesses, airports, or government entities to provide any type of lifeline to Iran will itself face TREMENDOUS Economic Consequences. Oil smuggling, swap lines, cash transfers, exchange houses, ship registries, front companies — It all needs to stop NOW. You know who you are. This will be an ECONOMIC D-DAY, and we need all of our Allies to stand with the United States of America to isolate, and defeat, the Iran threat. These maniacs are on the ropes, and these HISTORIC MEASURES will cripple them and their ability to project terror worldwide. IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. President DONALD J. TRUMP [+11] u/BFox1982: Thinking about quitting my job and becoming a juggalo. [+11] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: https://preview.redd.it/tvlczi39bfkh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053bc219ee80e66c17ad03c04a5df25395960105 I won. [+11] u/Moped_Thief: No crying in the casino, but god damn am I sad. [+11] u/Glittering_Dig3798: My gut feeling is that MRNA is a bull trap at this point, but man is it tempting [+10] u/Sea-Chemical-3266: Mfs really buying crypto in a recession lmao [+10] u/Queasy_Soil9646: MRNA solved cancer using **NVDA** GPUs [+10] u/1forthebirds: Somewhere out there some poor bastard sold MRNA yesterday [+10] u/Vlisa: WSB regards give me cuteness aggression [+10] u/unhappyreach_: Why didn't we all buy weekly Moderna yollos [+9] u/im-regarded: I’m about to buy MRNA at the top [+9] u/hallett21: Alright one of you tell me how 40 trillion in debt is bullish lol [+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being red YTD when SPY is +13% YTD [+9] u/KittyLover-7: Rklb and ASTS Can you both just come out and lie saying you cured cancer too [+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Today just shows nothing stays dead forever Well except the stocks that i own [+9] u/andytobbles: If Moderna actually cures melanoma then send that bitch to 10T market cap idc they deserve it [+9] u/mtnrnnr802: I don’t want to brag, or minimize what the MRNA homies have achieved, but the fact I was able to put a duvet on my comforter without issue this evening, may qualify me as being one of the brightest young minds in the world. Just wanted to put that out there. [+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: It’s that time of month again. Just got a fresh haircut. Hide your stepmothers and grandmas 😏😏😏 [+9] u/Saeonic: When the Debt hits 100 Tril we print a PSA 11 Platinum Charizard NFT to pay it back. Debt Solved. [+9] u/Dry_Site8600: Do people actually make money here [+9] u/PomegranateExtreme68: MRNA just tanked 10 points in 1 min [+9] u/diefy7321: They literally found a cure for cancer right before the boomers die off so they can live longer to cuck the poor millennials and Gen Z lmfaooooooooo [+8] u/Vlisa: I can't believe MRNA is trying to take away my god given right to get skin cancer. [+8] u/No_Current3675: $40 trillion bruhs. forty fucking trillion dollars. [+8] u/myjumboloanapp: Moderna and its cancer vaccine actually has real world impact. SF based AI company with corny name working on agentic AI product #69420 with its 3 underpaid employees and founder giving motivational speeches on linkedin does not. [+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: imagine being bearish on *the corn* 🌽 [+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Rotation from Pokemon cards to 🌽? [+8] u/Lelwrektnub: Memory slowly rising from the dead then it will insta dump when Bill KOSPI opens [+8] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Realistically could've made 3-4 million on MRNA today fuckkk [+8] u/LarsTarkas: I see all the 🌽 bros coming out of the dumpster now that they are only -20% ytd [+8] u/mikebones: futures open and proceed to undo all of todays trading in 5 minutes. ok [+8] u/mneymaker: MU better be announcing some AI Hormuz Vaccine trials to pass that 1000 call wall tomorrow [+8] u/Anameisheere: Honestly after what happened today with MRNA imma just put $50 every week into far otm SLS calls until the trial is finished. That’s only like $600 for 3 months and a decent chance to 10x [+8] u/cashflow_: I miss my little baby boy [+8] u/Tenet_Bull: Can we ban anti vaxers here, just a waste of space [+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Kospi if you actually V rn and pump I’ll take back all slander [+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: KOSPI pumps 3% = memory stocks up 2% in premarket KOSPI dumps 3% = memory stocks down 10% premarket [+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: What's the deal with obese people? Why don't they stop eating so much? [+8] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Im about to turn 40. So now that cancer is cured i don't need a stranger to stick their finger in my ass right? [+8] u/DemandOk5785: Mrna cancer vaccine works by giving you cancer first so your immune system can react next time you get it. [+8] u/Organic-Calendar-244: 2x leveraged on SNDK and on margin. Am I COOKED? [+8] u/trent_upscale: Data Centers, but on dirt bikes [+8] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Let’s just put the $40 trillion on black. If we win we’re debt free if we lose well what’s another $40 trillion anyway [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Hope you anti vaccine derps got your kids the hpv vaccine. Bad enough they got your genes. [+8] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Korea pulling through for us 🫡 [+8] u/Comprehensive_Toe538: All moves happen AH now [+8] u/GurHot8359: USD going down to keep the market up [+7] u/FireInTheRing: Moderna 80 calls went up 1,100,000% today Holy shit [+7] u/rottenfence: My favorite thing about BTC pumping is how much this sub hates it [+7] u/MaleficentPlate9104: You got MRNA +180% I got MRNA vaccine twice We are not the same (I’m regarded) [+7] u/Anameisheere: If BULL breaks $10 it might go sicko mode tomorrow [+7] u/DrElkSnout: The MRNA crash will be epic. All these retards think literally anything can go parabolic and won't come back down. Sell you fucking retards. [+7] u/Objective_Back_2581: This little bitch at work had the gall to clock out at 5pm after 8 hours of work and a WHOLE 30 minute unpaid lunch. It’s almost like nobody wants to work unpaid overtime and progress their way to CEO anymore. Some people man (that bitch was me) [+7] u/FinePerformance1046: My dad is currently watching a funny animal moments video with an AI narrator voice on YouTube. Top is in. [+7] u/TopDesigner6211: I genuinely get depressed when I lose...maybe this casino thing aint for me [+7] u/Mysterious_Ad_2777: $BULL plz. Collect me at $22/share I promise I’ll never touch again [+7] u/mtnrnnr802: It’s only up 188%. What a shitty stock. [+7] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Americans pump. Asians take profit. Europoors complain. Repeat. [+7] u/Dongkey_kong: I am now officially a Moderna bag holder for life [+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Revenge trading is the worst feeling when you double down on your losses [+7] u/PushAble2463: People calling me a simple daytrader have absolutely no idea I’m also awake and trading in the middle of the night [+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: #ENJOY YOUR BREAK BULLS, TOMORROW WE CRASH 🔻🔻🔻 [+7] u/thewaterb0yyyy: wtf did MRNA cure cancer or something? [+7] u/MyNameIsntSharon: \+170% is legit crazy for a company of that size. imagine how many insiders and execs have sell orders placed. not going to chase the upside here. i missed the play and it is what it is. tread lightly. otoh, webull can justifiably hit ipo price. call is tomorrow 11am et i think? [+7] u/LostMallDoll: Finally had it out with my creditors. I told them to go fuck themselves. [+7] u/napatatini: main problem right now is understanding if prices are too low or too high for korean standards. [+7] u/moazzam0: If Reddit could monetize its nsfw content, it would be worth more than meta. [+7] u/music_is_gud: America will literally cure cancer and kimchi bros will still dump American stocks [+7] u/dogs_and_stuff: lmao Bers just begging for the pumping to stop (it’s me, I’m ber) [+7] u/FuckleUp: I was in MRNA calls … last week [+7] u/Throwaway37620: Made 3k lost 6k kill me [+7] u/AutisticGayBear69: Make memory great again [+7] u/doortoNarnia: do you guys think RDDT will moon because of the loneliness epidemic [+7] u/_Netgirth: Starting to wonder if gambling and stimulants are even good for my mental health [+7] u/smellyfingernail: it turns out bitcoin also discovered a cure for cancer [+7] u/cosmicoconuts: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FUCKED UP SO BAD [+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: $1 in moderna calls yesterday could have made you a millionaire at the $80 strike LMAO [+7] u/aqjingson: Webull it’s been 84 years [+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: MRNA top buyers feeling that buyer's remorse HARD, LMAO [+7] u/remilk123: mRNA cured WSB. Now every ape is "The Intelligent Investor" just like Benjamin Graham intended :pray: [+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META dropped 15% a few months ago when the trial was announced and then dropped another 10% in a couple of days when people remembered it was happening lmao [+7] u/vermilli21: Alright so what’s the next 500,000% play? [+7] u/Razvanell95: you just imagined 3 million dicks [+6] u/KittyLover-7: Why hold meta for the last 5 years when you could buy MRNA yesterday and triple the meta gains LOL [+6] u/WocketWaccoon: So you mean to tell me that $100 in MRNA calls yesterday, wouldve been $800k today? ☹️ [+6] u/TopDesigner6211: Wsb has done for me what God couldnt [+6] u/solidsneeze: has Iran even said thank you once? [+6] u/No_Rub5563: Fuck you Ai and Datacenters. We are curing cancer baby ♥️ [+6] u/unhappyreach_: Until they cure small penis with a vaccine they aren't tricking me [+6] u/Electrical-Heart-833: SPCX below $130 this week? [+6] u/xlmtothemoon: if this shit hits 80k tonight i wouldn't even be surprised [+6] u/Sea-Chemical-3266: 40 trillion national debt because corporations can't make decent products anymore. Tax revenue is garbage. We need to shuffle the elite class. Put some youngins in charge for once. [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: All I pray for is not leaving this world without witnessing Crapto down to Zero, is that much to ask for ? [+6] u/Ryzze_Up: Mrna has 3xd my portfolio today [+6] u/uwvirgin: MRNA will pump until nasdaq100 inclusion. [+6] u/GrandKnew: did moderna plan out their acronym decades in advanced? or was it just "luck" [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: You dumped the dump. That's the problem. You don't dump the dump. [+6] u/chobro17: My penis is 0.5 inches [+6] u/Sufficient-Struggle7: everybody on mrna missed opportunity, next topic is SLS and similar stocks to chase that dragon. Fix for leukemia in stage 3 late trials [+6] u/-trytrying-: Bessent buying bonds to keep the market from puking into the depths is pure comedy.. tomorrow gonna be red [+6] u/No_Fig_7835: 120k debt per US citizen 🤡 [+6] u/regardus_maximus: CAN BITCOIN JUST FUCKING DROP ALREADY HOLY FUCK [+6] u/literanch: Up $32k on my BULL shares today. It’s about time. [+6] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Add doctors to the list of experts we have in this sub now LMAO [+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Every so often, I would see someone in the daily thread talk about how Moderna had a great reward vs risk. Oh how I wish I listened 😭 [+6] u/Burger_Gouger: 🥭 literally just tweets from the shitter and claps his hands [+6] u/calvin_tam: Is it too much to wish that the Koreans don't fk this up tonight [+6] u/Ninja_Cooter: Shit I forgot to full port Moderna deep otm weeklys at close yesterday. [+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Bro shit his pants at work and didn’t go home to change. His poor coworkers 🫩 [+6] u/music_is_gud: Ofc Kospi immediately starts selling as soon as it opens [+6] u/mushroomdog420: Calm down guys I bought puts. Your calls will print [+6] u/music_is_gud: Let's pump MRNA to Valhalla, coz that's the only one out of 500 companies truly making a positive change in this world [+6] u/guzzledglizzy: This shit is more addicting than porn [+6] u/bespoketrancheop: imo if gov can have 40 trillion i can at least have 1 billion [+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: So much fear in US memory stocks it’s insane. They won’t even pump when KOSPI pumps, but insta dump when KOSPI dumps [+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Whole fist going in tonight [+6] u/FuckleUp: There’s a cross eyed woman who likes me on Hinge and I’m strangely very interested [+6] u/vermilli21: # Everyday this market makes less and less sense [+6] u/Equivalent_Citron763: I only have 200 dolar in my account i will work and invest everything i got,i am 13 and selling lemonade on front of the house,i am refugee my english is not very well,i want lambo and lot of blonde chicks,of course when i reach 18,i got huge time to do,lambo [+6] u/GrandKnew: took a half day at work. I go outside. there's 10 billion fucking people on the road driving around and shit. are all of these people unemployed? [+6] u/Stonksupdown: is this the next crypto bull run? [+6] u/Burger_Gouger: I’m so tired of this psychosis killer wife story that somehow has brain rotted every wife in America via TikTok. [+6] u/Full_Cash6140: I remember a stock that "cured cancer" a long time ago and went 20x in a day. Turned out they didn't cure cancer after all I guess because they gave it all back over the following months. [+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Now is finally the time to full port MRNA [+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Ber r bullish on cancer. Ber have no souls [+6] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: Vaccine talks going well [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: "'This shit literally does nothing' - Sandisk goes under $100 a share as AI scam exposed" [+6] u/cryptohorn: Ai is just one big reddit scrape [+6] u/Me-Regarded: US QE... Fed resuces us from scary bond whatever. Bull market is so back 🚀🤟 [+6] u/Aerozos: how do people find these stocks like MRNA, sandisk and shit early on? [+6] u/doortoNarnia: is it a cure? seems to be more of a treatment [+6] u/No_Current3675: bruh is 186 years old it's aight. [+6] u/arthriticpug: my prayers are being answered. god is great [+6] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: mrna did not cure cancer dumb bol [+5] u/a_case_of_everything: Today was the second time Moderna saved my ass. Bless [+5] u/Sweaty-Newt9274: the “cure to cancer” will be a multi-day run. bet [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: my neighbors kept parking on my lawn so I learned their schedule to start my sprinklers 5 minutes before they get home 🏠 💦 ☺️ [+5] u/Abe2025: Cant win in the stock market, life is expensive as hell what a pos leader we have [+5] u/abroadbroadband: "Swing trading" when you actually mean mashing buttons hoping it doesn't go against you and you get caught with your pants down 😲 [+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: spy +2% tomorrow. lambos for all. spy -2% tomorrow though because that’s reality. [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU is always big green in AH after my calls expire fucking worthless 🚀🚀🚀 [+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: SKHY up 7% in Korean premarket [+5] u/Samjabr: Look at that TSLA close. Third day in a row I am suggesting to buy in - Institutions just backed the truck up. news imminent. [+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: I thought mrna was dead when Covid was done [+5] u/Polysorbate800: The only reason OpenAI is still hyped is because early investors need people to still care about it by they time they dump their bags [+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Who bought shares of MRNA at open and is now rich af? Show yourself [+5] u/J_da_CPA: My broker said my investments are too aggressive Imagine putting your money into government bonds [+5] u/zlordbeats: wtf mrna insider trading 101 [+5] u/TopDesigner6211: Will BULL hold til tomorrow? [+5] u/Horatio2200: Have they found out that an elixir of gold and corn can cure cancer [+5] u/GodBlessPigs: That is one bigass green candle on ETH. 15% since midnight now. [+5] u/OffTheBananaBoat: NFLX to $90 by Friday and I’m rich [+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Dam imagine being in the placebo group thinking your getting cutting edge cancer treatment. [+5] u/Competitive_Ride: 40 trillion dollars is like 5 years of AI company spend. Idk why people are freaking out [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: No sex tonight 🙂‍↔️ Golden coral 🙂‍↕️ [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Moderna's new vaccine will cure ber disease LMAO🤌 [+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: what happens if MRNA announces a cure for mental retardation after this [+5] u/ResultAfraid8340: Well up 1,000% on my Bull calls… probably 0 tomorrow [+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Just need gold miners repeat today everyday for a few days and I’m set [+5] u/Thicchorseboi: Which stock will make low income people millionaires in minutes without me realizing until it's too late tomorrow... [+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Maybe moderna can come up with a vaccine that cure bers stupidity [+5] u/No-Inevitable1270: mrna morning sell off tomorrow bulls are fucked [+5] u/Alactrical: btc really hit 70k today LOLLLL [+5] u/bendersd: this is that brief moment, the eye of the storm, before the Koreans come in and fuck up all the AH greens... and make them bleed red. Then we rinse, wash, repeat tomorrow. [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: The obesity cure is next! …wait a sec [+5] u/FuckleUp: Gold is about to make a big move according to volume I just can’t tell which way [+5] u/bluen: Bruhs what if we put data centers in everything [+5] u/Ok-Cut-6064: It’s much funnier in here on red days [+5] u/orcassharks: What was that mini crash right before close if we’re just going to pump right after in AH. This market is dumb as rocks. Nothing is priced in. Thankfully I loaded up on calls [+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: DD: my company just cut AI spend by 80% [+5] u/kumako10: Cathie bought rklb. I think it's over [+5] u/mneymaker: MRNA, TEM, PURR, GDX holy shit man so many ways to make money during market hours And my watchlist revolves around neoclouds, semis and a bunch of old ass mag7 and softdead companies lmao I need to spread my horizons instead of just my ass cheeks [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: hi I would like one poverty vaccine please [+5] u/MaleficentPlate9104: I’m high af and these MRNA jokes are hilarious [+5] u/OutrageousAioli3560: buying more ASTS n gonna start buying some slight BTC [+5] u/Successful-End7689: You know shits going bad when Scotty B is trying to save Treasuries and Donnie is trying to pump shitcoins all in 24 hours 😂 [+5] u/Snowman33001: Rumors the CEO of Bitcoin is considering raising the price soon. [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: ur all gonna get obsessed with random -1 million P/E bioshits now arent u [+5] u/Anameisheere: Is it racist to hate Koreans [+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Just got DNA test back i had a distant realative named Retardus Gamblis Maximus [+5] u/Bcider: I fucking shit my pants at work today, was pretty brutal. Wasn’t a lot but I tried to squeak out a fart and liquid came out a bit. Went right through my underwear and put a little brown stain on my pants. I had to pretty much stay seated at my desk all day and then awkwardly shuffle backwards when I left for the day. [+5] u/LoveCoffeeAndBooks: buying MU if it dips below 900 [+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Koreans: “I want my money back” Also koreans: “I’m going to insta sell when the market is up 0.1%” [+5] u/YNeverWAlone: Wow bitcoin only 181k away instead of 191k away from tom lees 250k target for the end of 2025 [+5] u/calvin_tam: Why did leopold folded quicker than these degen Koreans, these assholes need to be liquidated [+5] u/Saeonic: If I was homeless id steal Flock Camera Solar Panels to power my cardboard box. [+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: korea is buying memory again, the world is healing [+5] u/kimperial: what we really need is a vaccine for regardedness [+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Can’t believe we got a cure for cancer before GTA6 [+5] u/financiallythriving: Mango and Bessent working overtime to prop the markets up [+5] u/ismebbb: My account is at the point where I have to delete the app until it goes back up because looking at it would make me throw up [+5] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: Market green, but AI red feels so much worse than a regular down day [+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: moderna to announce “AI helped us achieve the cure for cancer”. AI gunna rip [+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Webull record revenue [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: selling CCs on a stock that rips +200% has to feel worse than losing every dollar [+5] u/EnginrA: So what was the craziest MRNA option, like 100,000%? [+5] u/WasPunished: Casual 2 hundo percent MRNA day, not too shabby [+5] u/Over-Young8392: prob just some loser hedge fund who thought it was smart to sell 100000 calls on MRNA [+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Some regard got us the cure to cancer by shorting or selling calls on Moderna. Thanks pal [+5] u/DarkoDokkan: If only they announce the news during market instead of premarket, we would all be rich and said fuck cancer [+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: MRNA about to tank as everyone rotates their gains out of it and into semis [+5] u/SpiderWil: also trump is scamming americans w/ his crypto by meeting w/ crypto firms. COIN up 11% [+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Get ready for a 3 day pump and rest of the month dump while this idiot is President [+5] u/LivinLike: MRNA. in 10 years, your kid will ask you why you didn’t invest in the cure for cancer [+5] u/greyenlightenment: Imagine loading up on Modera at the open and you could have still made a huge gains. [+5] u/Moepenmoes: Time to buy MRNA at ATH and be surprised if it's a trap [+5] u/Ryzze_Up: Once again I have to reiterate that if you bought moderna puts you're highly regarded [+5] u/tortu995: Most degens here would need to full port OTM calls on moderna and have a repeat day like today to breakeven ytd. [+5] u/L0ial: The amount of anti-crypto posts here makes me think it keeps going. [+5] u/greyenlightenment: I bought $bull at 60 at ipo. will I break even now? lol [+5] u/Ill_Sun358: $GOOG the #1 analyst stock pick. Is $450 in the cards for next year? [+5] u/IntrepidOK: So they are going to cure cancer just in time for our financial system to collapse. [+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: The beginnings of the government bailouts are…. Bullish? [+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Instagram just floods you with people living in mansions driving brand new cars with 3+ kids, traveling constantly and a stay at home mom. Either these people will be in crippling debt forever or just live in westdicksack, Arkansas and mortgage is $120,000 [+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: MRNA at $22: strong sell, target price $3 MRNA at $190: strong buy, target price $1,300 [+9] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Holy shit, moderna up 176% A week after that dude in Congress bought it? You don't say! [+7] u/ez399017: Korea please send the Memory Bears to the glue factory [+7] u/sloanemonroe: Next week the war will be six months old. [+7] u/RJ5R: When I am having difficulty paying bills I don't build granite helipads [+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: You’re older than you’ve ever been [+6] u/riteofpass: Next up: RKLB will launch cancer into space [+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: Fuck you mrna 300k at 192.17 avg. hopped on a flight and now THIS?!?! why am I always late to these fking boomers WHY ME?!?! FUCK YOU WSB IM HOLDING THIS SHXT GENERATIONAL SHZT RITE HERE [+6] u/Apple2o: You could profit from cancer being cured but you are too busy buying chatbot stocks lmfao 🤌 [+6] u/Independent-List-242: MySpace is coming for meta [+6] u/Sandvicheater: Markets hell humanity itself has gone beyond irrational into crazy zone when 30 year old anime cards about magic monsters are worth more than gold. [+6] u/Life-Has-Been-Peachy: Is bull mooning tomorrow or nah🤓 [+6] u/longGERN: Or they make it thru creating such content that smooth brains don't stop watching [+6] u/0DTE_Demon: They have 2 companies 😭🤌 [+5] u/lamephoto: I will delete my reddit account if MRNA closes below 180 this week. [+5] u/SadPablo: I bought mrna we can only go down [+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: If you think paying $20 for Pho is bad right now, wait till its $40 in 3 months. [+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: chase brokerage is DAWG SHITE [+5] u/FickleBumblebeee: There was a post six months ago on value investing that got zero upvotes and one comment where somebody talked about the stage three Moderna trials with Merck and how they were worth keeping an eye on. [+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Trying to get addicted to nicotine to lose weight lets get it!!! [+5] u/NotMe357: The reason we go down was because of Bond Market. Now that Bessent and his friends "fix" it in the short-term then A.I stocks should pump again tomorrow. All they need to do was just sacrificing Dollars lol, so Gold and Bitcoin can pump. Can we get an AMEN! [+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: i’m balls deep in this google and meta dip, hope i don’t get my ass fucked [+5] u/mousepop321: Chat moving so fast no will know I’m a furry [+5] u/Jbuds09: Well tomorrow I will lose money on a stock that doubles in one day. [+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Going to Mexico for a wedding tomorrow. Does anyone have any good firearms connections in Guanajuato, besides the feds. [+5] u/shinigami_2245: I mean $40 trillion is such a colossal number that it basically doesn’t matter, who’s gonna margin call the US? [+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Imagine looking at iran and Ukraine and saying , nah drone warfare isn't important [+5] u/PlandomeProwler: $BULL i need you do that epic short squeeze one more time like when you first despac pleas [+5] u/drakilian: Pumping 1+%, giving up almost all gains by the end of the day, x3 before a 5% drop in a week or so - the Meta classic [+5] u/Educational-Fly-1082: Are my spy calls cooked tomorrow? [+5] u/GoonSquadCommand: Need them to cook the books for jobless claims tomorrow [+5] u/tenfthigher: Oil back to 100 by EOM [+5] u/Responsible_Laugh62: Now I need a 2% SPY day tmr [+5] u/patelchief90: is curing cancer bearish or bullish for care management? UNH HUm ELv? [+5] u/nemo_hoesss: Bull the people need 15 [+5] u/hi-imma-dino: if i buy puts on MRNA, is it the equivalent of buying calls on cancer now? [+5] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: 40t debt lets goooooooo [+5] u/cbusoh66: Who decides the algos' daily stocks rotation? [+5] u/Jerikolol: so considering DXY died -0.80%, todays green spy was actually negative. So what do the futures hold? 3rd day of no reason semis/memory sell off? More generalized panic? More GLD+ infinity %? I hate this life [+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: ETH really mooning to $10k. Not too late to hop on the bandwagon [+5] u/Consistent-Lynx-535: i need $RCAT to discover the cure for cancer too [+5] u/micheelay: Real question. Where does everyone get their breaking news from? Is turning on Reddit notifications for a breaking news subreddit the best way to stay informed consistently through the day? [+5] u/daddysgirl794: This sub is still too bullish on memory, won't be surprised if we get a proper capitulation flush in the next week or two [+5] u/Phantom400: Meta is effed Reuters: Mark Zuckerberg encouraged growth over child safety, ex-Meta executive testifies at trial [+5] u/Apple2o: Remember the human life expectancy agency has stated the curing cancer will only increase the average human lifespan by about 3% You will just die from something else now 🌈 [+5] u/Rameist2: I need SLS to pull a MRNA 😂😅 [+5] u/drakilian: I fucking hate Korea Just practicing for 90 minutes from now when they hard dump the open rally [+5] u/yeedub: fuck the sndk and mu puts just died [+5] u/miata_only: Some people are saying MRNA is in talks to build AI powered vaccine factories in space [+5] u/npcfrank: $MRNA is dumping right now. Rotating back into AI and Memory. [+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: Like literally Trump is scheduled to meet with AI execs proablby announce OpenAI investment, and if Bond market sells off again they'll just increase from QE-Lite to QE full through fed. Who in the right mind is selling off AI stocks in this situation its absolutely crazy town.. [+5] u/UHNNNNNNNN: Way to bullish in here. They should be more scared [+5] u/sinag19: Wait for ain’t no way lol [+21] u/hello2016: Hegseth 1. Renames to Dept of War 2. Calls himself Secretary of WAR!!!! 3. Loses war [+13] u/Sick0h: Crazy that Barron bought MRNA and cryptos last week. Dude is a legit god trader. Wish I had that kind of skill. [+13] u/Optimal-Meringue-5: They literally cured cancer and all people give a shit about are their calls [+11] u/WordsHappenedHere: This sub cracks me up. No one here seems to have the ability to ever enter a position before the move. It’s always chasing. You post about a ticker where a move is imminent and the dummy’s just downvote lol. **Institutional Cost Basis** MU - $60 SNDK - $45 MRNA - $40 **WallStreetBets Cost Basis** MU - $900 SNDK - $1800 MRNA - $170 And you wonder why you keep losing money. [+11] u/hylian_prince: I missed the 80% SNDK run and Moderna 170% run 🥲 [+9] u/Vlashaaak: Korea market ripping. US market flat af. Where are the people that blamed Koreans [+8] u/Xerlic: So you're saying if I want to become rich all I have to do is cure cancer. [+8] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: Everything in my fkn watchlist is green, light green, and hard green. Except my positions, noooo, that shit is red, how [+8] u/TheoryInttro: You can't invest in it. But when my dad died of cancer a couple years ago I spent some of the inheritance on a speculative biotech startup that was researching an anticancer vaccine using the same platform as moderna. Their test case was cancer in dogs with the understanding that it might have some human application in the future. I've been informed that the moderna success has made my investment a very attractive acquisition target since the startup does own some patents. I guess fuck cancer is a legitimate investment strategy [+8] u/Greatlakes_fish: The Korean have answered the call we ride for rohan in the morning. [+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Funny seeing KOSPI up 6% and memory still being flat cause people are scared the Koreans will fuck this up again lmao [+7] u/aa73gc: Imagine paying 70k for fake internet money [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: All these mRNA retards gonna be broke after the cancer vaccine starts a zombie apocalypse like I am Legend [+7] u/WorldlyWar2143: crazy, never happened to me before some fucking retard bmw driver went to pass me over double yellow lines, completely slams into the side of my car when merging back into lane, and fucking leaves the scene! LMAO what? guys retarded though, got his plate and its all on dash cam. Cop said they'd give him some time to get home and meet him at the house. Fucking retard hope they drag him out by the balls [+6] u/Scrotumoneil: The average investment banker makes around 130k a year. Think about that. $130,000 to click “buy” on the S&P 500. [+6] u/Funny_Story2759: Korea market ripping. i would kill for a 6% spx day [+5] u/Resident-Brain3687: Cancer cure? This is how 'I am legend' started... :( [+5] u/OkBox3637: Shouldn’t Reddit be like 180$ [+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Ever had an itch at the top of the butt crack, above the asshole? Scratching that feels so good [+5] u/AdIcy3141: Please keep this pump going till next week [+5] u/neal_73: People who made money today with MRNA are fucking lucky. Wish I could have known before :/ [+5] u/Mozart69-Nice: I'm so tired chat, so fucking tired [+5] u/Mr60SPX: Look for the signals. Bessent and the Treasury intervening in the JYP/USD currency market to what… prevent Japan from selling their treasuries to defend their currency against the USD. What does this do? Protect the long end of the curve. Bessent and the Treasury increasing buybacks of long-term debt to add “liquidity”. What does this do? Protect the long end of the curve. Is something wrong with the long end of the curve?? [+5] u/IDontWantABanana: NBIS bigger meme stock than HTZ. Thanks for the easy money with the ups and downs [+5] u/Hellmale: I completely agree with that as a Medical professional. People just got so much hyped up! [+5] u/JohanLiebert92: I can understand MRNA leaps but those 21/08 calls? You ain't fooling anyone insiders 🫵 [+5] u/onel1f3: What do we do with DRAM ? [+5] u/OdonsOwn1966: How'd everyone do that was going to short Moderna at open? [+5] u/version-two: Over/under on how many days until 🥭 takes credit for curing cancer? [+5] u/jroth55: Imagine you sold naked calls on MRNA. Generational debt [+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine not owning crypto as govt debt spirals out of control and money printer goes brrrrr beyond what anyone thought was possible. You laughed at btc owners this whole time, while the joke was on you. [+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: why can't my stocks cure cancer [+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Tf did tsla pump on today [+5] u/humanapp: Is it worth going to work anymore? my government printing 40years of my labor in 30minutes... [+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Yeah. You need to be over here with us retards on Wallstreetbets. Just sit here and be quiet. And if you have a question, just comment. But I'm gonna save you some time, sweetie, and give you the answer now. I. Don't. Know. [+5] u/shutnr: Might be time for a trip to Vegas [+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Real question is how do all of these teenagers on tick tock have stock market trading credibility. If you listen to these broccoli heads you deserve to lose your money. [+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Trump announces 'Economic Warfare' on Iran, threatens ‘tremendous’ consequences for its backers [+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: fuck RAM it's all about curing cancer bitches [+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: You missed the 200% Moderna bus ride Why are you entering now [+5] u/Salt_Contract342: You just don't understand the future. It may cost 400000x as much, and not make sense actual physics wise, but it is investable. [+5] u/Rivalliez: so uhhhh full port pfizer right? [+8] u/wattap: Mango gonna get absolutely slaughtered in midterms and in 4 years we’re all going to have blue hair because of his monumental fuckups “We’re considering cutting capital gains taxes” Bitch get to it wtf We’re in the middle of an AI revolution tech should be making ATH’s literally everyday but it isn’t because of mango and his horseshit This second term has been an ABSOLUTE DISASTER and if you don’t realize that you are retarded [+8] u/NWJSMJ: Crash cancelled, ATH imminent [+6] u/Pilper: I am balls deep in webull calls [+6] u/upvx: Moderna uses a proprietary AI platform called Maestro.The AI sifts through a patient's massive genetic data in hours to identify and predict up to 34 specific "neoantigens" (abnormal proteins) that are the absolute best targets to include in the vaccine. For humans, this data analysis would take months of laboratory trial-and-error. [+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: you are not shorting the company that has literal cure for cancer, right? [+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: My stocks stopped mooning. [+6] u/Numerous_Put4717: Moderna down 1hundo in a week from now.  Only drug with a really good return is cocaine.   Sure Crack is more a daytrading stock but cocaine is that steady dividend play [+6] u/prana_fish: Holy fuck this overnight futes price action is ass. Like 15m timeframe looks like a barcode. [+5] u/No-Improvement3164: First they get rich creating cancer now they get rich curing it? [+5] u/Calm-Buy-4855: MRNA 200??? Tomorrow [+5] u/SlfImpr: $TEM Moderna's cancer vaccine was built on Tempus AI's Personalis ImmunoID NeXT Platform. On top of this: (1) $TEM: Tempus AI = largest biological and medical datasets with huge AI unlock potential. (2) $RXRX: Recursion Pharmaceuticals is anther one (huge biological and chemical datasets -> 50 petabytes of phenomics, transcriptomics, proteomics, ADME, and de-identified patient data). Here's Anthropic CEO's quote: [https://x.com/DarioAmodei/status/2088758819304443967](https://x.com/DarioAmodei/status/2088758819304443967) >Anthropic is ramping up its efforts very quickly in biology and medicine, and we hope to have incredible results in the coming years and some early glimmers in the coming months.  When we’ve actually accomplished something real, the whole world will hear about it, as loudly as possible, you have my word on that. \-- Dario Amodei (Aug 15, 2026): [+5] u/StrangeInsanity: The market really is 🥭’s cuck. How tf is oil not shooting up like crazy when there is no deal in place but literally drops like a rock when fake deals are announced? [+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Imagine being the people whole sold naked calls on Moderna. [+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Taco is sick of AI now after how much it has ran. After all the gains in AI, he is going to push up crypto again. Rinse and repeat [+5] u/skymagic: new cam whore new me 💅 [+5] u/drkgla: People are so tunnel visioned by memory they will ignore the literal cure to cancer [+5] u/U2uk: Hold bull guys come on [+5] u/Due-Information-6277: I couldn’t convince yall to buy mrna… time to go watch wolf of Wall Street. [+5] u/Training_Reveal7117: Made loads today on golf you farts [+5] u/xeuropa: US debt crosses $40 trillion threshold😳😳😳 [+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: More Dark days for bulls I'm afraid ..... sort of feel bad [+5] u/Ancient-Reporter-546: Just FYI AI plays a huge role in this new Moderna medicine [+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Winnie the Pooh that chicken mfer [+5] u/ImpossibleRecipe2050: I really need MU to pull through [+5] u/Lucky-Carpenter-5557: What you guys think webull opening at? [+5] u/coreyneil: Fuck it might hold my options see if BULL gets near $15 [+5] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Imagine selling naked calls on MRNA last night and then waking up this morning [+5] u/guccioli: Moderna gonna patent cancer vaccines smh [+5] u/Fun_Preference4300: What's with Koreans can i get back story 😂 [+5] u/anjuna-freak: Im full port nbis am i cooked chat [+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Tariff on maple land is off damn TACO [+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: sir, the koreans found the buy button [+5] u/confusedp: large biotech acting like small biotech [+5] u/quarantrader: All time highs beget new all time highs [+5] u/nyse25: putting the fries in my bag [+8] u/ckami_91: How do I buy calls on the national debt? [+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: Is all birds making vaccines yet? [+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Iran wants to make a deal so bad. [+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: MRNA can't cure your teeny tiny pp [+6] u/thrillho145: Can't we just pump it again? Crashing is so lame [+6] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: NIKE pivoting to shoe vaccines. [+6] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: J POW was so much cooler than Kevin :( [+6] u/Ayydeeez: Cancer vaccine here … but can anyone afford it lol [+6] u/sherlockninja: mrna puts are the way to go [+5] u/1foxyboi: RKLB was supposed to go to 200b market cap like BO [+5] u/AbilityProfessional9: Anyone getting puts on Moderna mid September? [+5] u/Rosebunse: I just feel like like I have a lot of trauma about money, but not about my money issues so much as other people's money issues and how they affect my money [+5] u/Onnimation: If 🍑 wants to run again 2028, I nominate Obama again and will win by a landslide easily then SPY will be at 1,000 [+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Boys, I may be over leveraged [+5] u/MarginCalledManager: i wonder how many regards bought tomorrow's 770 calls thinking tomorrow is definitely their day. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [+5] u/manatee_strike_force: rddt raw doggin me like big franklin in cell block g [+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: I really wonder what the Koreans are gona do tn [+5] u/TreGet234: In a true dotcom scenario nvidia will straight up implode in an epic ball of fire. [+5] u/perceptive_AI: NYPD officers makes $126k+ by standing and scrolling TikTok for 5.5 years lol [+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: I need +15% on dram by friday to breakeven, what do you guys think? [+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Be on the lookout gang! Old man SPY said he last saw the ghost of ATH in this area just last week. That means that if we're lucky we could see ATH again this week, and if so we need to make sure that those profits don't escape! [+5] u/IAmGooningRightMeow: Anyone who got MRNA covid vaccine should be compensated [+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: I know there is a retard out there who had both IBM puts and MRNA calls. Congrats stranger [+5] u/SpunkySprinkle: Go pay the $5.99 a month and leave us out of it [+5] u/Dectane12345: Only 15% down on $BULL anymore [+5] u/NakedPatrick: We’re about to create generational ag holders on Moderna [+5] u/Eastern_Turn6677: Anyone else gonna buy cheap MRNA puts that expire Friday [+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Back to $136 tomorrow.. [+14] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: How retarded would it be if I ran up my credit cards to pay down my 30Y mortgage? Oh wait, that's what Bessent is doing to the US. [+11] u/GeneralStruggle5533: "No one has given the Islamic Republic of Iran a greater opportunity to make a Deal than me. TRAGICALLY, for them, they have failed to take it. Therefore, today, I am announcing the MOST CRUSHING ECONOMIC OPERATION EVER TAKEN AGAINST ANY COUNTRY! This will be Economic Warfare and Isolation on an unprecedented scale." - Is what I yelled to my wife I was going to do about all my expired worthless options from the shower at 4:01 pm while rocking back and forth in the fetal position. I don't think she heard me 50 miles away at her parents house where she took the kids. So anyway, calls. [+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: # All of a sudden people care about the positive impact a company has on the world lmao # Y’all would buy as frantically into pltr with these kind of gains 😹🫵 stop the cap guys! [+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: NO CURE FOR CANCER WITHOUT MEMORY! BUY MU NOW 🥵 [+6] u/noahmfs: Another red day tomorrow for the Qs? [+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: 1 hr to find perfect video *Nuts in 30 seconds* [+6] u/dreamer_Neet: When Nike will build Ai data center [+5] u/ddrsdght: Jobs are for immigrants that’s why we need to get rid of them [+5] u/Micahftww: SPY tomorrow unfortunately again will not print [+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴 [+5] u/Annual_Cap_6107: Few remember what it felt like to invest from 2001 to 2010, but the market was basically at a standstill, and your money was rotting away, with no idea whether it would ever recover. We don't know how lucky we have it right now. Be grateful for what you have and invest only what you can afford to lose. Godspeed. [+5] u/Concept-Plastic: What are memory bers rejoicing over? NAND prices recently increased even more lmao, dram too. [+5] u/dweeegs: Nice little fuck u dump on NVDA at the end there [+5] u/Get_dat_money: If mrna pumps again tomorrow I'm full porting puts [+5] u/Alymagy96: Why is crypto going parabolic when we are on the cusp of rate hikes?? [+5] u/anonymesh007: My portfolio is 20k usd with 70% returns in profit, should i exit everything seems overvalued omg [+5] u/pmotiveforce: Some effete little twink half-witted queef like Bessent just fucking around and throwing US treasury money around willy nilly..what could go wrong? [+5] u/CasherburyTales: I’m gonna tell my kids I stormed the beaches on D day during the Iranian economic war [+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Sorry I don’t think cures cancer can be topped by a single ticker ever again [+5] u/Renzo100: Why do people buy stocks that have a parabolic shape, even though they have already risen in value 880%? [+5] u/zuziannka: Can't wait for my next salary to blow it on SPX and live off another month on frozen pizza. [+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: It’s year 2050 and Elon Musk still hasn’t delivered the sex robots 🤖 he promised when you made the deposit of $500 back in 2020 [+5] u/homerbailey: Man, just played king of the hill with my dogs(I won) but the wife is bitching. There’s construction at our condos and the hill of dirt is at least 8 foot tall. The fuck am I suppose to do when asked to take the dogs out and there’s a hill of dirt? I’m 45 btw [+5] u/Pitiful_Fox5681: My back hurts and I can't hear you. [+14] u/captjacksparrow47: Koreans pumped then muricans dumped. And somehow they still blame the Koreans. [+11] u/yourgirl696969: Classic American fat fucks ruining any pump we get from Koreans as soon as they wake up for their daily McDonalds at 4am [+11] u/FartPolluter: A bunch of people about to learn why everyone on reddit and permabols hate pharma stocks [+10] u/DesignerSea494: I told my doctor I think I have arbitrage. He asked if I had been involved in any unprotected spreads. I explained I couldn’t resist the liquidity. He gave me a penicillin shot and told me to avoid a long box from now on. [+10] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Yikes. Yields and OIL are mooning [+9] u/FineJuggernaut3295: I bought MRNA at 170 because I saw a comment saying it’ll go to 200 today, they didn’t lie right [+9] u/Kind-Platform-1294: Ameridump, you guys should stop dumping. [+9] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: just crash the market and get it over with [+8] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: The market is so heavily manipulated independent of fundamentals that, in my opinion, it's become impossible to day trade or buy short term calls with sustained success over time. It used to be that if you could study and read charts and interpret price movement at an elite level, then you had a durable edge to cash in over long periods of time. Only true edge is to be directionally correct and go long. Along the way you just accept the stock will be held hostage at times by institutions manipulating the price movement to accumulate cheap shares. INTC is a perfect example of this dynamic right now. One random morning in the next few weeks they'll decide it's time to let it run and that'll be that. [+8] u/Boring_Ad7277: kospi +6% and qqq still red [+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bol fuk, ber fuk ❌ Everyones fuk ✅ [+8] u/jijitalk: Hahaha bers are fucked tomorrow. Enjoy your subway ride to work. I’m gonna have your wife lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. [+8] u/Fortnait739595958: Everyone left out of MRNA now trying to reason why it doesnt cure cancer or why if it cures cancer the stock shouldnt be so high. Dude, let it go, you were late to the party, just go to the next one [+8] u/srnx: lmfao one week of straight down. i knew this was coming but got too greedy. oh well. [+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: wtf is this 2 days in a row up premarket into rugpull [+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Feel like this is where the fomo into corn starts, day two of a retarded pump like this [+8] u/TheRealDipsos: What's wrong with the dollar it's been so bad [+7] u/Weekly_One8412: red over night, green's delight [+7] u/Haikoe: US treasury is playing panic chess and ure being bullish?!? LMAO [+7] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Regards only wait until 🌽 is ath to buy [+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: kospi realy made back all tuesday losses and qqq barely still red [+7] u/sonofalando: I’m fully exposed let’s fucking go [+7] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Amerifats with the rising bond yield again [+6] u/kill-devil-films: Kids these days will never understand just how crazy it was when Napster came out. You mean I can get any song I want with one click, and its free? Insane concept at the time. The download took 30 minutes because you had dial up connection. But you just got on AOL instant messenger till it finished. In related news, Im old. [+6] u/TYC888: So weak, another red day it is [+6] u/sonofalando: Yields giving government middle finger tonight [+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Holy shit every time I see a picture of the White House now it makes me laugh. I can’t believe you guys let him do that. [+6] u/Low_Bowl5506: Monke doesn’t want profit anymore, monke just wants to breakeven [+6] u/claytondpark: US debt hits $40 trillion and we have no intentions of ever paying this down. Just borrow from the next to pay the last... [+6] u/Low_Bowl5506: No one will remember how much you had on savings, you get internet points and respect if you go apeshit here [+6] u/Midget_Molester10: brent about to pass 94 dollars, this is not looking good. [+6] u/graavejrsdag: Another day, another dollar crash. I don´t even think regular Americans realize that their currency is officially a Memecoin now, and holds less and less value compared to Euro, Chf and so on? [+6] u/DesignerSea494: I realized if I sell SPX calls at one strike, buy SPX calls at a lower strike, then sell SPX puts at that lower strike and buy SPX puts at the higher strike; I cannot possibly lose and will make money every single time. [+6] u/Etheikin: 100% of people who die drinks water [+6] u/Big_Hawk_9750: Diversification is a myth [+6] u/OneLongjumping5743: thanks BE for being terrible [+6] u/Fortnait739595958: When are those midterms you guys always talk about? [+6] u/Low_Bowl5506: To slop or to cure cancer, there is no middle ground in AI [+6] u/uwontfindthisone: When I'm up 1% I feel nothing but when I'm down 1% it feels like the world is ending [+6] u/Pete26l96: mofos talking about moderna crashing when it's only down 10% after a 170% spike up LOL [+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: fake premarket like yesterday right? [+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: My AI girlfriend broke up with me 😭 [+6] u/RuleSafe6767: Puts on vibe-coded productivity apps like clocks, reminders, and stock ticker monitors. [+5] u/vish_NZ: Told myself I wouldn't cry in the casino today, but it's already looking rough [+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: So happy I full ported corn low 60s. Literally don’t have any index ETFs or anything, just all corn and 0dtes [+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: The world of investing is a fucking casino. Bulls. Bears. Theta decay. Margin calls lurking behind every candle. That's why we here at r/wallstreetbets pride ourselves on doing absolutely zero research and risking our meager life savings on contracts that expire Friday. Armed with screenshots and weaponized autism, we're here to guide you deep into the financial wilderness. Then just leave you there. WallStreetBets. Leverage. Delusion. Loss Porn. [+5] u/StockB0Y: Threating every country on earth with economic pain. Is bullish for the stock market???? [+5] u/Disastrous_Battle_14: I might need some of the crypto things the kids talk about these days [+5] u/zestykite: Markets almost ath. 30yr over 5. Vix under 15. Wtf is going on here? [+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Looking at the past MRNA option flow, it seems like we had one trader constantly buying OTM weekly calls after earnings(July 31 2026), and then it didn’t work, and then rolled it to next week etc until the news happened Basically it feels like someone knew this could happen but not the exact timing or it was an insider that tried to make it look like he wasn't an insider [+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Imagine buying $MRNA after it's gone up 160%, not knowing that The news sent the stock up 60% initially, rest is shorts fueling Its actually 18 to 27 injections (Phase 2 had 27 injections, Phase 3 had 18) has an up to 36% severe side effect rate Merck actually takes 50% of the profit of every Moderna mRNA Cancer Vaccine sold You deserve to be bagholders like SpaceX $200+ holders😂😂 [+5] u/sonofalando: US about to print so much money to stop the short end of the curve from blowing up its long position [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Rotation into my brokers kid college fund [+5] u/captjacksparrow47: Poor muricans too much national debt cant even pump the market now. [+5] u/uwontfindthisone: I had to pop a 💊 just now to mentally deal with this 💩 ho le fuk [+5] u/uwontfindthisone: Kospi had 0 impact on memory stocks this time around, does anyone know why [+5] u/Jolzwart: What will trump announce tomorrow [+5] u/Villi187: Hynix 14% lets goooooooo [+5] u/vandammes: WE NEED TO GIVE 8 BILLION PEOPLE A SHOT TO PREVENT 1 TYPE OF CANCER INSTEAD OF JUST TREATING IT. LMFAO MONEY SCAM [+5] u/broke_person: 🌽 is real money after all [+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Are we bullish on anything that is not fucking crypto? [+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Surely we won’t see another premarket rise get immediately dumped to 5% down at exactly 9:30 on the dot again right?? [+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: The second option is so much worse 😭😭 [+5] u/OhHuggs: Me all pumped at NBIS last week Only for the dilution news! Why can’t it just high? Why?! ☠️ [+5] u/RevealFit9288: Who just managed to become a mRNA bagholder [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: What the hell’s going on in here [+5] u/AirmanLarry: Curing cancer, so hot right now [+5] u/Mumbling_mumble: If MRNA doesn't hit 190 today it's over for me [+5] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Just buy calls at open [+5] u/Haikoe: Couple of billions ain’t gonna do shit on yields long term, yields will be back to ath next week lmao [+5] u/Kepsoo97: Sk hynix +20% later in Korea 🦋📈 [+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Full port uso and go on vacation til midterms. [+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Where can I sue to get my gambling tokens back? [+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: Feel like the market is going to tank again on open today. Hope I'm wrong though. The bears are getting too cocky and need to be put back in their place.