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[+26] u/Necessary_Relief_126: I promise I'll sell pls I don't want profits just let me hit break-even
*Hits break-even point*
I SAID IM NOT FUCKEN LEAVING
[+23] u/DipSniper69: Memory and Semi Bulls
https://preview.redd.it/anjrjgfi95gh1.png?width=1205&format=png&auto=webp&s=c682b8f6dab61546ee0b64b0cd133ca31f09ec09
[+17] u/ysl1436: we europeans bought stocks up again. nows you guys turn to get us to the moon
[+16] u/hkusbeckham: I need a 20% green day please
[+15] u/yourgirl696969: I will begin shitposting again once Mu hits 950
[+14] u/Regenbooggeit: Memory is SO back (it's probably not).
[+12] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: SK Hynix made more net profit than fucking Nvdia and is flat? fuck this shit market
[+10] u/Professional_Con_007: Why the green is the memory war with korea over?
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: what did I miss why we pumping MU in pre-market
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: CXMT is about to catchup to SKHYNIX in market cap, this has to be the biggest joke of the year lmao
[+7] u/MaxEhrlich: Could you imagine if they hike rates this afternoon, we ain’t seen shit yet if that bomb drops.
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: WSB next week: “memory was down over 30% in a month and you didn’t buy the dip? Are you fucking retarded?”
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: 2 hours 57 mins to open. Buckle up, it will be a crazy day.
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Msft announces massive capex. Msft drills to the earth's core, memory and semis shrek to the heavens, as was foretold 3000 years ago.
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: As fast as they go down high beta stocks can go back up. Idk when it will but just be prepared for a random week of face ripping +20% days
[+6] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I’m tired of waking up and caring about Korea
[+6] u/Hodgey91: Today. I am rich. Say it with me, chat.
[+6] u/lrzbca: And let there be rate hike
[+6] u/rayquan36: How did Korea have a circuit breaker but everything is up right now?
[+6] u/TheWokenessInjector: You know.....there's probably a lot of newly single Korean hotties who left their regarded men this week.
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: had like 1000 to 2000 in small semiconductor stocks, they were all almost up 200% or more.
now theyre down -30%.
can the bottom be in pls
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: The Kospi sell off will come to a halt as the new regulations on margins take effect from 31st July.
[+5] u/TonyyD23: Green the rest of the week after FOMC, Meta, Microsoft, Amazon, Apple earnings
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Jesus, I couldn’t even go to sleep last night. This is a pleasant surprise 😮💨
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: You had all those gains through to June, yet you pursued your own hand
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Time to buy some DRAM
[+5] u/znightmaree: I’m going to learn how to insult people in Korean and take a vacation to Seoul
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: Wake up ...grab phone next to me half asleep...check market eyes take 3 seconds to focus...market green
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: If you didn’t cash out start of July, it’s never over. We’ll grind back to that point over the next couple of years
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: It's incredible how sk hynix kr stock goes from
-6% pre market
To +2% during earning call
Down to -19%
And back to -9.5% at close
Fking roller coaster
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Show the koreans how things are done,sell the house, use your kids as collateral, and full margin onto memory. Easy x200 gains
[+5] u/BFox1982: Might be worth watching my portfolio halve just to see the epic Truth Social crashout if Warsh raises rates.
[+5] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: who would be the absolute dream candidate for the Fed chair to really make the economy soar like it's never done before.
A. Mia khalifa
B. Kevin Warsh
C. Undertaker
[+5] u/Ticksdonthavelymph: It is stupid as fuck, that the unwind starts with the shovel makers not the profitless fucking gold diggers.
[+24] u/eyerollingsex: **Me:**
*Sleeping*
**Koreans:**
I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
[+16] u/owenmills04: No chance of rate hike today. Market would crater worse than Iran
[+16] u/KevinArcher: This Premarket fake pump: Corruption is only bad when I’m not involved.
[+16] u/visionarymind: Anyone who finds a penny on the ground today has made more money than WSB’s memory investors 😌
[+16] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Rates will stay the same
Capex will continue to increase
Apple will finally hit a blow off top (40 PE btw)
Semis will recover
Koreans are fully wiped out and can’t re enter which will prevent us from facing a liquidation crisis like that again
[+15] u/A-Money-Lover: Dont have a good feeling today
[+15] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: It seems Koreans initially realized that higher HBM mix is actually bullish and the miss was just a result of that. Then they remembered they’re Korean and have to panic sell the fuk out of everything everyday no matter the forward outlook
[+14] u/Cathie_Woods_Tamp0n: MSFT is green u guys are fked today
[+14] u/Verghaust: I am not fucking selling. Fuck all who is selling, fkin pussies.
[+13] u/mangroovesz: TO THOSE WHO BOUGHT $SNDK AT $990 UR THE REAL LEGEND. GENERATIONS WILL REMEMBER YOU
[+13] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: There’s some salty bulls in here doubting their positions right now and I’m here to tell you that you should be
[+13] u/tamagotchiparent: "but its up 300% this year!!!!"
"what is this a dip for ants!!!!!!!"
FUCK YOU I AM HEMORRHAGING MONEY I NEED TO GO FUCKING GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+12] u/Federal-Watch: We’re overdue a face-ripper 💀 🐱
[+12] u/DaddyDoLittle: Gentlemen I am pleased to report that I ripped beers and ate two bags of chips for dinner last night and am farting like a cow
Anyways buy calls and bers fuk
[+12] u/ChreeKnowsBest: If you went to sleep like a normal person and didn’t check the charts last night MU looks like it stayed flat since yesterdays close
But if you’re like most of us you haven’t slept from the absolute fucking whirlwind that took place on the chart last night
[+12] u/financiallythriving: Will be in all day meeting today. Wish there was a little plug I can stick up my ass that pulses and vibrates the price of SPY
[+12] u/financiallythriving: Imagine eating peacefully in your car in a large empty lot and then someone parks right next to you
[+11] u/patelchief90: memory bottomed or what? if that shit recovers today i think it finally doesn’t matter what korean degens do
[+11] u/Donenzone1907: We should make a 10x leveraged MU etf and call it MUUUUUUUUU🐄🐄🐄🐄
[+11] u/livingiice: As a Korean girl who got liquidated, Ive got no one to talk about the war I been thru irl
[+10] u/No_Pressure5505: Temporary ban on shorting (for KOSPI) may result from the Korea Emergency Meeting.
If that occurs I'm expecting QQQ to jump up tremendously. Fingers Crossed.
[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-29/south-korea-to-hold-emergency-market-meeting-after-kospi-turmoil](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-29/south-korea-to-hold-emergency-market-meeting-after-kospi-turmoil)
[+10] u/corndog_messiah: In 5 years everyone will be printing their own chips at home using cheap Chinese EUV machines designed by deepseek. At least that’s what the market seems to be predicting
[+10] u/ShotBandicoot7: Good chance to dump the SPCX bags. Congrats the buyers yesterday. Get out before this dilutes more. You have been warned, no crying in the casino.
[+9] u/zg44: Not sure we've ever seen a wipeout like what's happening in Korea in the modern era of trading.
Must be hundreds of thousands of retail traders by now that have been wiped out in the reversal on leveraged trades of SKHY/Samsung.
Hundreds of thousands of margin calls by now. Way worse than anything that happened in 2021.
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Koreans 🤝 me
losing money
[+9] u/yomama_yodaddy: Stop acting like theres gonna be a rate hike
[+9] u/Severe-Selection-256: This board above showing all your plays is one of the reasons why MMs fk you all. Yall are retarded for submitting that info.. it’s actually quite hilarious how retarded yall are LOL
[+8] u/Diamond-Key197: A mofo cant even make a $100 in this gay ass market
[+8] u/Independent-Bag5875: Why can’t we just take Iran’s 300 billion and put it in the stock market
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: SNDK down 50%+ in a month and can't even manage a dead cat bounce lmao
[+8] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Wait. Green premarket? And I haven’t seen any FUD AI/tech articles this morning…..are the markets open or did Korea nuke everything?
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: All the companies I own have been blowing out estimates left and right. It’s been pretty rough
[+7] u/imsolost3090: Memory stocks can't even stay green for the fake pump before open lol
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: I love how the degeneracy is worldwide
[+7] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: some of you want to experience circuit breaker and it shows
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Guys, perhaps we don't have enough AI Datacenters?
*This comment was sponsored by Kevin O'Leary*
[+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Circuit breakers at 2:00 stay tuned
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Wow they really aren't going to give us a chance to sell it all at open
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED GREEN RED MAAKE IT STOP 🤬
[+7] u/Independent-Bag5875: It’s going to dump and they’re going to raise rates. The illuminati is the market maker and it’s rigged
[+7] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Retrieve it or not, balls
[+7] u/tothemoon_probably: Anyone still bag holding dram around the mid 60’s or mu?
[+7] u/engineofwood: I've been bag holding DRAM.
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I'm an ugly moron with a tiny dick and a hairy ass
[+7] u/Mrsir300: Jarvis, cancel my 2pm, and DoorDash lube
[+7] u/Enjzey: the calm before the storm
[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Korea imposing those new restrictions, but Japan will probably just keep free falling I guess
[+7] u/Severe-Selection-256: I HATE all the new spider man’s. Nothing beats the Tobey macguire version.. am I the only one who feels like this? I literally will never watch all that new dumbshit
[+6] u/VisualAnteater9796: Do I invest before or after Warsh?
[+6] u/Due-Fisherman-4459: charts looking good
when turned upside down.
[+6] u/ismebbb: This is the fakest pump in history
[+6] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Washed up Warsh going to dump the markets today.
[+6] u/MonicaLewinskibidis: I read Warsh is expected to keep rates steady. Wasn’t he hired to be a stooge and lower them aggressively lmao
[+6] u/NakedPatrick: Waiting for S&P correction before loading up. That hasn’t even started. We in for some rough times.
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Some regard is out there buying spcx thinking it’s easy to move a 1.5T stock lol
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Bers bussy already shakin’ seeing this green 🫨
Might as well shake it in my face 🍑😈🫦
[+6] u/Patient-Shopping-236: Spy still green at 742 bears better apply at Wendy’s fast after fed decision will be at 770
[+6] u/OkBeginning9576: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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|SOME GAY ASS BOL|
\-----------------------
EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAFF
[+6] u/thatdude845: Remember, it’s a group vote. And JPow is lurking like Littlefinger
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Please no more winning
[+6] u/Haikoe: How many floppy disks does NK Hynix produce yearly?
[+6] u/astromouse2024: So basically if you win the billion dollar jackpot you’re essentially the only billionaire getting properly taxed lol
[+6] u/tothemoon_probably: Hey damn it, this needs to do something. I’m not selling my shares of dram or mu for a loss, you can literally suck it from the back. They can bring it to 0, fuck em.
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Thought I’d be more down this morning. Either way nothing matters til 2pm. Can flip us to +8% or -8% instantly
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Whatever happened that girl with the fully 2x leveraged port?
Should have slid in those dms 😔
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I refuse to believe korea affected by this until I can buy a female kpop band for pennies on the dollar
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: July has been crazy, we need 0 red days after this month
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Made $25k shorting SNDK overnight, not touching these bipolar ass memory stocks ever again.
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Rheinmetall easiest buy at 950 - had to release blowout earnings early.
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I just don't understand how anyone in their right mind who would trade options after what happened the last 12 hours
[+6] u/gamersEmpire: What a relaxing flat premarket... lets keep it this way
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Way overdue for -10%+ correction
[+6] u/SoldToOpen: Reddit is recommending me “Short King”, *based on my interests*, but all I browse is Wsb. 🧐🤔
[+6] u/corundum9: SOFI beat and raised guidance.
0.12 actual v 0.11 estimates EPS
net revenue up 40% year over year
aaaaand it's red lmao
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Mfs are jealous because I have balls and hold until I get rich
[+6] u/itsme971: is the high volume in the room with us
[+5] u/PosiblyMisspelled: Today is setting up to be the most wild day since 2020
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: MU calls at open today? seems pretty good value ngl
[+5] u/InfiniteNerve1384: Chop city until afternoon of course.
[+5] u/ObviousluSarcastic: Some of you have just enormous balls with these ban bets. Betting micron reaches levels that it has hit 4 times in the past 5 trading days, and giving it two weeks to do so.
[+5] u/visionarymind: **🐻🐼🐻❄️ getting Warshed tod**ay
[+5] u/stupidber: Who is currently the mascot of wsb with jpow gone and nobody care about jensen anymore?
[+5] u/Annabellpeaksxx: Big earnings day today! I’m a lil skewed for a Green Day, but if it’s red I’ll just buy more!
[+5] u/donniedarko1010: Can Buffett not bail out Kospi?
[+5] u/Haikoe: Apple puts and AMD puts gonna print crazy
[+5] u/Shrimpf: save me stone cold steve austin
[+5] u/solidsneeze: crushing everything by double digit percentages
...dump that shit. *Huh? Wha??*
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Surely we won't pump on fomc with wash & task forces? Also oil...
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Almost thought my SNDK calls weren't fucked for a second. Good to see everything is back to normal.
[+5] u/Cathie_Woods_Tamp0n: I've seen a lot of you guys talk about head and shoulders. Time to buy PG?
[+5] u/Wapmen: I feel like it's better for my mental health to stay away for a while from trading, especially as my "smart" trades just bring more losses recently lol.
It doesn't look like there are easy money to be made right now.
[+5] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: I can't believe I'm seeing SanDisk at 1000. Was getting to used to seeing it at 2000
[+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: looks like market didn't forget about the great korea dram war
[+5] u/Shrimpf: overleveraged koreans are nowhere near as cool as rooftop koreans
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Everyone talking about overleveraged koreans, assuming only bull, but what about the overleveraged kospi 🐻
[+5] u/Diokneesus: STFU about Korea already, holy hell, every single comment in here is about Korea. Fucking bots
[+5] u/PyloPower: Where can I find the girlfriends of the Korean men that got liquidated? Asking for myself.
[+5] u/kingRegard7: Of course Tom Lee is Korean. King of the degens
[+5] u/FearlessButterfly3: SoFi beat earnings by 9% but still going down.
Screw this company
[+5] u/Individual-Green-662: How do some of you idiots think we’re getting a cut in rates
[+5] u/apurimac777: had no idea squid games was an actual documentary
holy shit are our korea degens gettin rekt
[+5] u/Miker1730: absolutely love to see the look on microslop bulls faces after earnings. Shits going to look like the shining
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: So nobody has even mentioned a rate CUT?
Manipulation at its finest may be incoming lmao
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Time to WArSH away your ports
[+5] u/likefenixx: Well time to sleep 3 hours. See you later
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Its times like these I am grateful for a good paying job lol
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: Alright, what kind of fuck shit are we in for today?
[+5] u/Arya_Warrior_Girl: Anyone else on META watch?
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Oh hey its fomc day.!i forgot. Woohooo😭
[+22] u/ateranol: MU only needs to rally 50% to reach the average cost basis of this sub
[+16] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: you’re telling me that sk made 42 billion fucking dollars in one quarter and it still dumped???
[+14] u/darkspherei: MU is in heaven now with mitch and lindsey
[+14] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: INTEREST RATE DECISION IS OUT NOW. +0.75%
[+13] u/TreGet234: Memory still isn't cyclical anymore. The demand is so insanely insatiable they will be booked out for a decade just like nvidia.
[+13] u/OkAlternative7705: Korean investors just found out how good US MMs are at taking retail money 🤣 we been dealing with them for years and those guys couldn’t do it for few months. Get liquidated fcukers
[+13] u/ap1618: I think I'm going all in SKHY
[+12] u/DDGib: If someone here can explain to me why semis have fallen off a cliff, in a way that i will accept as not absolute bullshit, I will suck your dick clean off the bone.
[+12] u/jonneh: I just can’t believe how bad it’s gotten for SNDK. This isn’t like SLV or OPEN or some other speculative bets. This is a proper company with a proper balance sheet and an amazing ER last quarter and it gets cut in half within a few weeks.
Scurry 😭
[+12] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This kospi stuff has me wondering if the Korean bipolar baddies are in a whole different league as well . Can I handle that volaitlity or will I get shaken out too ?
[+12] u/EatMaTesticles: Time to change my Tinder location to Seoul
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: MY PORT WAS OVER 100% YOY AND NOW CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT WTF!!!
[+12] u/I_work_too_much: I am once again asking that the President of the United States stop incinerating my portfolio.
[+11] u/borkdpasito: 🥭 ordering strikes on Rates day - he must be pretty confident
[+11] u/Streetmonkey72: Fed will maintain. Calls and puts will be obliterated
[+10] u/Open_Waltz6902: "Ive done more for you than your parents" gotta be top 3 most ridiculous thing mango has ever said and he's said a lot of bs
[+10] u/Next-Sentence-8426: these notifications made me laugh
https://preview.redd.it/r9dd7e3es5gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76474498bf34bdbb87066d5f05cc9ee47b3fb8e
[+10] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Lmao well this is what you amerifats wanted
[+10] u/enc-nyc: Bored of Peace strikes again
[+9] u/zuziannka: Americans really shouldn’t be out here roasting anybody when they collectively looked at the options and said “yeah, we’ll take the giant talking mango.”
[+9] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: It honestly seems to be the bottom for MU/DRAM? Thinking about buying dram today
[+9] u/jeromewatdoink: panic bought more SNDK and samsung and SKHY
[+9] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Sofi beats expectations, touts stable record loans, introduces new tech stack offerings
Stock goes down as is tradition
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: Semis relief rally will be fun when it happens. Close I think
[+9] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: DRAM investors are the first casualties of the “this time it’s different” mindset that arises during every bubble. They were last to join the party and first to leave lmao
[+9] u/ripcord51: why does bill kospi get his own market?
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Memory stonks have this market by the balls
[+8] u/NimblePoopBlade: I just want to rip cigs and play roulette at this stage. NOT crying in the casino.
[+8] u/emperor_dinglenads: I have FOMC.
Fear
Of
Market
Crashing.
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: # MEMORY BUL GREEDY. HORNY. BASTARDS.
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: Earning beat means going down. Earning miss goes up. Fucking bizarro world
[+8] u/Czyzzle: 2:00pm Fed Discussion: Rate unchanged. Market freaks the fuck out Gangnam Style (i.e.KOSPI) and dumps in seconds because word on the street is a future hike is on the table. Slow bleed up to EOD. Then Meta beats, MSFT beats and it all reverses back to flat. Book it.
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: And just like that I was wiped out
[+8] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: at this rate when SNDK reports it will have higher earnings per share than its stock price
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*TRUMP: WE'LL BE HITTING IRAN HARD, PER FOX
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: you don't actually have a job do you
[+7] u/oldprecision: Investing is weird. One year of gains makes you "responsible." One bad month and your wife leaves you for Chad and calls you a degenerate gambler.
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: SMOKIN CRACK ALL BY MA SELF
IT'S GOING RED SOON I CAN TELL
[+7] u/cryptohorn: I have FOMC
Fear of missing cock 😭👌🍆💦
[+7] u/vermilli21: The next three days, this thread is going to get less and less people after their account gets blown up
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: You're hearing the calls for unironic $300 MU price targets - time to buy.
Remember when it starts skyrocketing and you start hearing the $3000 price targets, get out immediately.
[+7] u/wheels389: GUHH BARRON HAD PUTS
[+7] u/laststarfighter2635: Financials are bulletproof. The only reason for the dip is anxiety and fear. Do some bicep curls
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Trump rattling his war sword this morning. Doesn't want to be upstaged by the Fed
[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING GOOD NEWS: INTEREST RATE DOWN -1%
[+7] u/HorseTanker: World economy is going to meltdown soon. How do I make money off of this?
[+7] u/Prudent_Priority_762: There goes the years gains .. This market is tearing me a new one ☠️😅
[+7] u/aniote: Well on my way to being a millionaire by the time my grandchildren retire
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Vix is only $18 lol. Real dump haven’t even started
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Daddy GOOGL almost back to pre-ER-dump prices
[+6] u/NotMe357: "JPMorgan has said stocks are flashing a "buy signal."
[+6] u/ateranol: It’s time we stop measuring gains in $, and instead in how much fun we are having in the stock market
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 market sucks. I miss Sleepy
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: Today, we follow in Korea's footsteps and margin call one third of americans
[+6] u/naturalweldingbiz: this is the bubble popping
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Baron loaded to the tits with puts
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: Rate hike or no hike, we are getting closer and closer to our circuit breaker
[+6] u/Character_Set3454: He was a bad boy, went all-in on semis./ Believed stonks go up, and America too.//now he's got a dead port, bags of DRAM and NBIS,/ got some meme shit, like RKLB tooo
AND ITS FREEEEEEEEEEE, FREEEE FALLLIN'
YEA ITS FREE FALLIN', FREEEEEEEE FALLLLLIN'
[+6] u/aniote: Breaking: FIFA President Infantino agrees to sell his children to private investors including VC Thrive Capital's Joshua Kushner
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Dram bros are like PE is cheap af
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: >telling Fox News: "We are going to beat the f s out of them." "We'll be hitting them hard. They're going to get a beating," Trump said, according to Fox News.
L M A O
[+6] u/Shurlak: i envy people who traded during Bidens time, i am literally tired from all of this.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Who bought SNDK and MU at ATH? Show yourselves, I know you're here 😎
[+6] u/Total-Savings6385: Commodities and forex do not count
[+5] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: I want a a K-POP cover version of Nirvana's Rape Me, dedicated to KOSPI, but with Gangnam Style dancing.
[+5] u/RjBloxks: lol my spcx puts are fucked… aren’t they
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: rate cut and us dollar is going to be the new zimbabwe currency
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: When Santa rally talk?
[+5] u/Warmake: Wake up and see memory recovered somewhat. This market is hilariously manipulated.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Why is SoFi cratering off a triple beat and raise?
[+5] u/UsernameTaken_123: This new guy sucks, bring back my boy Jerome
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Didn't Cramer say dump memory, I'm buying calls!
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Mu gonna do a huge bulltrap
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Sofi down 4% after beat and raising guidance. Classic.
[+5] u/JpJoJoJohnson: Who is still in cash thinking we still go down and buying back either later today or this week?
[+5] u/WSBNon-Believer: People of SK overleveraging to buy things they don't understand, wonder if this is the start of their Great Depression lol
[+5] u/Pauldoc001: Will Kospi shutdown the Strait of Hormuz?
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Too many people looking/hoping for a bounce. Down we go.
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Good luck guys, not going to play today just to prove to myself I can. Or maybe I don’t know, whatever
[+5] u/aftherith: 🥭 on Fox: "We are going to hit them hard. Hit them right in the dicks"
[+5] u/LegitimateWarthog127: Trump striking Iran again
[+5] u/HolographicHeart: You mean the 14th cessation of hostilities didn't hold either? Color me shocked.
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: That’s a spicy war candle 🥵
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: SEND IN THE POWER BOTTOM
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: We’re gonna get a bounce in memory stocks before they are murdered further
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Wow oil is doing a thing
[+5] u/No_Economist3815: I blame bill kospi for this
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: google shrek dick at open
[+5] u/ohnoallmymoneyisgone: oh look here it fucking dumps again
[+5] u/Viktri1: Are we getting infected by the Kospi virus? Everything turned red
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Suboxone and baconator szn mf'r
[+5] u/External_Antelope357: This selling is Diabolical
[+5] u/Bravadette: I just wanna read alt history where 🥭's brother became president after beating the shit out of their dad, instead of drinking himself to death.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: They really SHOULD raise rates. Consumers are just doom spending on credit.
[+5] u/Solid-Mood9571: Can googl go up 5% today
[+5] u/brute-forced: There isn’t one AI bubble... The real turning point comes when hyperscalers slow data center expansion after meeting capacity. That is when AI infrastructure growth and hw spend cools and software companies with real ROI have the opportunity to accelerate.. which is 100% what is happening
[+5] u/Admirable-Basil-3137: With all this bearishness we're bound to rebound any day now
[+5] u/imustbegthequestion: I've gone from 9 USD to 46. Moving up in the world.
[+5] u/jeromewatdoink: META gonna moon, feeling it in bones
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Why don’t we use drones to export oil from Gulf countries instead of using Hormuz
[+5] u/GneissFrog: Warsh is going to have BLS rename CPI to GFM, Growth Force Multiplier, as he seeks to accomplish Taco's plan for the 'golden age of America' and its promised 20% GDP growth. Ya'll ain't ready for Liberace Day
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Anybody buying mu? Or puts?
[+18] u/JackORoses: Art of the Deal guy unable to make a deal
[+18] u/Much-Management9823: I cannot express how much better my mental health has been switching to brainless ETF DCA strats. Basically making the same gains I did gambling like a retard without the daily heart attacks
[+18] u/Critical_Paper6944: Please just give us a green day mu and sndk i need this
[+18] u/Educational_Party270: Bless you all with rate cuts
[+17] u/Particular_Rice9607: Green Pre-market...on Fed day... you know what that means... Bloodbath red today
[+16] u/Shoty6966-_-: Dead internet theory seemed a little far fetched when I heard about it like a decade ago but now it’s just a matter of when not if
[+15] u/Spy300: >US CPI (MOM) (JUN) ACTUAL: -0.4% VS 0.5% PREVIOUS; EST -0.1%
>US CORE CPI (MOM) (JUN) ACTUAL: 0.0% VS 0.2% PREVIOUS; EST 0.2%
>U.S. MANUFACTURING JOB LOSSES HIT WORST LEVEL SINCE THE PANDEMIC
>US NONFARM PAYROLLS (JUN) ACTUAL: 57K VS 172K PREVIOUS; EST 113K
Its actually surprise rate cuts
[+14] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: WE ARE SELLING TO WILLING BUYERS AT THE CURRENT FAIR MARKET PRICE
[+14] u/patmccock86: Insane we are letting a tiny country destroy our tech sector stocks daily
[+14] u/AnrEnthusiast: I don't know anything going on with the Koreans, but I would like to go back to ATHs when my account wasnt down 150k🙄
[+13] u/Extension-Change-441: wish i had down syndrome instead of whatever syndrome caused me to be here losing money with yall
[+12] u/Reply_Stunning: oil dropped almost below $80 since both straits got closed, but it goes up more than 7% after Trump says U.S. will hit Iran hard
very intelligent
[+12] u/rampagepete: The idea that Warsh raises rates because otherwise he’ll lose credibility is ludicrous. He wasn’t installed to be credible, he was installed to do what he’s told 😆
[+12] u/davidbigham: SK MU flat is basically green these days.
[+12] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+12] u/Super-Activity-4675: Something tells me that SPY puts for Friday will print bigly.
[+12] u/_Netgirth: Monke doesn’t want 🥭’s tweets faster. Monke just wants his 100k back
[+12] u/Broad_Front7788: I honestly don't think mango remembers what he does the day before
[+11] u/CattleOk7674: Easy money to be made today, just not for me
[+11] u/need20goodmen: This is why I have been cash gang since 2023. Spy going to crash anytime now!!!!
[+11] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: can the mods allow crying in the casino just for today :/
[+11] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: My portfolio ate 50 bags of Taylor Farms shredded lettuce
[+11] u/Ceyenne18: mango ordering an attack before market open on the same day as FOMC.
hmm
[+11] u/PompeiiSketches: "We're gonna beat the fuck outa them"
2 seconds later...
"We're gonna keep talking"
Trading in this market....
[+10] u/Basic-Initiative-298: If you spell bulls as bols you really need to go outside and touch some grass
[+10] u/NecessarySun894: The market has crafted my own personal hell
[+10] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Have a strong feeling that - much like every fed - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND WE ALL GET THETA FUCKED
[+10] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: arent sellers getting tired?
[+10] u/Broad_Front7788: The only way to describe sam altman is cretinous
[+9] u/noobletato: Just hike the rates and nuke the strait. Rip off the band aid and let it all burn so we get the post-covid bull market again
[+9] u/Autistic-Bot: Relax, the US is running out of missiles and we all know it
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: You never realized the gains 😒
[+9] u/need20goodmen: Green at open then rug pull into 2pm when Fed holds rates. Then V. I'm gonna be a fucking millionaire after today.
[+9] u/mywilliswell95: Bro I can’t get a job and it’s really not looking Good
[+9] u/BackgroundProof117: I come to wallstreetbets to spread false information and manipulate the markets on a small scale so I can make a $10 gain on a $1000 option. It aint much but its honest work. The markets are going to the moon today
[+9] u/mmal55: Yes Sk Hynix missing their targets was the catalyst we needed for memory to go green
[+9] u/jb_1699: UP 2%, DOWN 3%, in 7min thanks NBIS wtf
[+9] u/0DTEKing: Another day another nosedive
[+9] u/FunkyGrowMan: Im just going to sit on the sideline and kill myself
[+9] u/unarmed_fish: LMFAOO WTF IS THIS PRICE ACTION
[+9] u/packersgiant3: All this capex should be bullish now since they’ll be investing in these companies down 50%
[+9] u/IXI_Bman: Why have a market when all moves happen AH lmaoooo. Literally everyday. Everyday then when it comes intra day you get nothing. Ya this market is going to be the new Kospi. If your bullish I got a bridge to sell you.
[+9] u/JoeSimps123: My brokerage announced that they will refund any unauthorized trades made on your account. Me: yo this retard hacked my account...
[+9] u/UniversityFrosty2426: You cats are welcome. I sold for a loss. Chips will rally
[+8] u/Metal-Water: Day 3 sober and day 3 no trading. Lost too much $$ so I need a break.
[+8] u/SpeedilyStable: FFS Give me a green semi day
[+8] u/SpecialTrust2045: How does it feel to do worse than pokemon tcg scalpers?
[+8] u/avsfan0829: TSMC FOLLOWING JAPAN EARTHQUAKE: WE ARE INSPECTING EQUIPMENT AT KUMAMOTO FAB, AND CONDUCTING RECOVERY. WE EXPECTS INSPECTIONS AND CALIBRATIONS TO TAKE SOME TIME. $TSM ...
God lost money on semis too
[+8] u/Extreme-Camel2068: Let’s be real. This isn’t the day you get rich…
KOSPI
🥭 lashing out at Iran
Fed rate decision
Going to be so back and forth and end nowhere
[+8] u/Few_Astronaut5230: Be straight when others are gay
[+8] u/chewks: # lmfaooo all those gey bears last night, what HAPPENED? LOOOL. KOREAN MARKET DOES NOT AFFECT US, YOU DUMB BEARS.
[+8] u/Urinal_Zyn: my new strategy is just to short literally every company on earnings and I will be the world's first infinitillionaire by EoY.
[+8] u/Waiting4Reccession: Ford up
Ai down
Perverted little market this month
Edit: oh and ford went up initially because they were going to use ai instead of people to check the cars, and now they rehired some people 😂
[+8] u/noobletato: What would cause a bigger bloodbath between a rate hike and 🥭 tweeting "The top is in" ?
[+8] u/trent_upscale: What if we all meet up at Arby's at 12?
[+8] u/SquirrelSlow3705: today I feel like all in Melania Coin
[+8] u/BackgroundProof117: If you're not making money is this market then you have to just have to stop being poor and get your paper up. Financial advice
[+8] u/Critical_Paper6944: Nice sndk green lasted abt 2 mins
[+8] u/GrossFleshSack: AAPL puts are looking pretty damn good for earnings I'm thinking. No way this inflated boomer stock isn't dropping 5% on a boring ass earnings report. Why do people even still buy their overpriced shit?
[+8] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf why are memory stocks green for no reason? My puts are getting killed.
[+7] u/SuperNewk: memory Chip investors are finding out what bitcoin volatility feels like.
[+7] u/Brawmethius: The correct thing to do for the American people is hike. Stabilize prices and strengthen dollar (because regardless of 🥭 claims we are an importer of goods).
It will hurt, people will get mad, and they should pressure their government to reign in spending and generally be less tarded As a rational well educated population should know....
Lmao whom we kidding bring out the dilldozer and get the dog a credit card to cover the months bills. USA USA USA
[+7] u/Cosmorto: Adding my port under the Iran war casualties header on Wikipedia
[+7] u/rx29mw: Dumping on macro into dumping on ai fear into dumping on macro. You love to see it
[+7] u/miata_only: Capital expenditure? I just met her
[+7] u/Fernyfern7: Rate hike leaked source I'm lying
[+7] u/andytobbles: Korea is literally about to rescue their stock market and reverse this whole fiasco. This is probably the time to buy memory guys…
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: RIP Summer 2026 Rally: 07/02 9:30AM - 07/02 10:34AM
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Another red day how typical
Get better material you dogshit writers
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Is there a worse stock than sofi?
[+7] u/GrossFleshSack: You know I was feeling pretty damn good lastnight before I got liquidated twice on DRAM just to watch it go back up to my initial entry right after. Damn Koreans panic selling. And then SOFI decided to dump on strong earnings and I had calls there. So fuck me this morning. Thinking about TSLA calls on open and riding until about an hour and a half before FOMC decision.
[+7] u/Smart_Sheepherder302: People selling GOOG cos they want to give money to MU, people selling MU cos they don’t think GOOG will give them their money? 😂 Ber logic right there
[+7] u/McDicksSludge: If Memory is dead, but Spy is still up, what sector is money flowing in now?
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Don’t talk about Nana like that
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the fed is stuck in a difficult situation.
Raise rates => corporations and consumers GUH en masse => US economy turbo fucked but US treasuries saved but US government still with deep debt related issues => 🏳️🌈🐻's win
Drop Rates => Petroleum supply shock induced stagflation and reckless credit taking worsens => yields spike to compensate => US government bankrupt or Dollar annihilated both of which is equivelant to 🏳️🌈🐻 winning
Keep rates stable = Drop rates due to inflation and yields rising even if interest rates are stable
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: When he announces the strike in advance it’s always before the taco
[+6] u/nascarhero: Memory bols sound exactly like r/oil bols
[+6] u/Urinal_Zyn: I wonder how assfucked I'm gonna get today. Will I get gaped wide like Adriana Chechik or just probed a little bit like when my buddy and I were joking around being silly at summer camp?
[+6] u/Admirable_Savings_46: Hahahahaha the S&P index has gained 70-80 percent in five years, meanwhile the Tel Aviv index has gained 142 percent. I went to invest in the Israeli stock exchange, Gentiles.
[+6] u/New_Internet_3965: Fuck AI dude. It really is ruining everything including the market
[+6] u/CD274: What? Sofi beat and raised??
[+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Dr fauci looks sad :(
Someone should give him a beagle puppy to cheer him up
[+6] u/peterpeer9: I'm already rich so no point in trying to make more money today
See you guys tomorrow
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Tonight Sal was the big loser, so we forced him to buy DRAM calls.
[+6] u/davidbigham: Pro tips : Never go full regarded.
Good luck lads
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Is there a taskforce yet for warshing my balls
[+6] u/Samjabr: Worst week ever. Fk Korea, Fk Israel, FK Iran, Fk me.
[+6] u/Piper_Chub: Im staying out of the market today..
[+6] u/gkdjsl: Can't bull trap me, I'm out of cash
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Sofi dumping like a rate hike is coming today
Oh wait they beat and raised, send it down more
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: North Korean market mooning
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: ITS FAKE. DONT FUCKING FALL FOR IT GUYS.
[+6] u/Truck-Conscious: GUHd morning to you all
[+6] u/Pondlurker1978: Big fat bouncer standing at 740 giving everyone who tries to get in a knuckle sandwich
[+6] u/Sejare1: As long as MU is around 1000 in 6 months I’ll be okay
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Wth what a comeback from last night
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Who’s ready for one man to fuck 1000 of people portfolio on live
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: SanDisk stock ipos goes up 5000 % in less then a year .
SK Hynix stock ipos drops 90 % in a year .
[+6] u/noicedeb8r: Sandisk up $0.00 and 0% in pre market when last month the shit used to be up like 200$ in pre market is eye opening
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: Oil prices jump more than 6% after Trump says U.S. will hit Iran hard
How long he will continues to threaten them by saying these words "hit" "hard", "very hard"
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Classic buy the news event, SK Hynix earnings dropped marked the bottom
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Sofi investors learning it’s just a bank and is bound to regress back to the mean valuation multiple for banks
[+6] u/Critical_Paper6944: I think it was worse at one point
[+6] u/cgonz15: Yea ngl a fucking legendary run tho
[+5] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: The jig is up! AI is fake, semiconductors are a scam! You've all been duped.
[+5] u/Strong-Cup9753: A DJT appointed fed chair and you think he is raising rates for some “OiL pRIcEs” market sky rockets today.
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: You are running out of "peace talks are going well". Would you like to continue?
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> US brain drain being primarily directed towards the EU
\> EU releasing a bunch of funds for AI and other stuff
\> EU simplifying corporate regulations with 28th regime
\> comparatively mild political and financial instability compared to US
calls on EU companies
[+5] u/sck178: "All my one homies love higher energy prices" - Bessant probably
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: Rooftop K0reans are now up there for a different reason
[+5] u/pantheraddict2: Portfolio down 15% today. That barrel is looking very delicious all of a sudden
[+5] u/vandammes: I LOVE IT THAT EVERY 6MONTHS THERE IS A NEW LOAD OF FORTUNE TELLING WSBERS LMFAO
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Don't forget to pay your lease on your new iphone.
[+5] u/Frequent-Nature-630: Ignore Chinese and Korean FUD, buy MU
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: "Im going bomb Iran harder than my own comedy standup from a few nights ago. Who wrote that, it wasnt me " 🥭
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: South Korean Finance Ministry: South Korea is going to prepare legal grounds for market stabilising measures in case of an emergency.
https://x.com/i/status/2082443348892143758
[+5] u/vizio1989: Fed will not hike, 100% guaranteed no hike. Near midterms fed will cut rate 25bps. This dump in memory is just to prime for a massive bounce. Where are you gonna put your money? Fuckin small caps?! Lmao
[+5] u/tocinoman: This is pretty crude of oil to do
[+5] u/Sensitive-Benefit-91: I think I’m desensitized. I see notifications from google with some headline like “blah blah blah company stock crashing”. I look at the number, compare it against the swings in my portfolio lately and shrug. 3-5 percent price deltas on the day seem somewhat pedestrian at this point.
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: CNBC has someone intelligent speaking, "let's que the music to move on. Someone call a psycho billionare to spice things up."
[+5] u/mehmilani: Buying a hybrid car last year has been my best financial decision so far. I don't even look at the meter anymore.
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Happy 2dte premium collections day
[+5] u/Fancy-Influence3053: https://preview.redd.it/zkltqjgq36gh1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=6036c8f74d5f25d609007c8712f4eb74cbd75b0e
[+5] u/Cosmorto: We need JPOW and Fauci to come back together and launch a nationwide effort to cure market sickness
[+5] u/Az_az_zel: I hate people and their weird personalities online. Literally talking like a fucking cartoon
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: Will we pump if feds hold interest rates today?
[+5] u/GeneralWartHogWash: So let me guess you Amerifats are going to smash the buy button on MU as soon as the market opens?
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Bear trap or bull trap? >!Yes.!<
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: SPY 720 today. It's going to hurt
[+5] u/wyudtix: They Sold? Pamp it
They bought? Damp it
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Its criminal whats happening in this market. Last night the Qs were almost 1% down and now we are back to flat. Let the fucking market crash already. Lowlife scum propping it up.
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: How much can CAPEX even increase from these levels with cash flows going negative
[+5] u/ContentBlackberry0: They tried to crash market with diarreah lettuce. It didn’t work.
[+5] u/InnitPikachu: I have always held this sub in high regard. I suggest half cash, half Pokemon cards. Good luck!
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Gonna tug one out after the RUG PULL
[+5] u/tossaway1040: This market sucks donkey dick
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: MSFT died so entire market is gonna pump now bye
[+5] u/pbwra: Feel like the semis v software dichotomy broke, mixed across the board though the moves aren’t big for the most part
[+5] u/Rupture123: Man, these spy calls and puts are Hella expensive rn, hard pass
[+5] u/laddie78: You're insane (and probably retarded) if you are trading right now
[+5] u/hylian_prince: RDDT will dump after earnings tomorrow, you’ve been warned
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Domp it, we still have so many fat bols alive. We need some brisket and steaks tonight!
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Give memory stocks all the blue pills
[+5] u/Trade-Architect: Now software is negative the rotation of money is kinda easy to spot
[+5] u/FunCranberry112122: SPY is not even down 5% and most momentum bros are getting margin called already
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: Biggest sell off of momentum stocks in the past 30 years
[+5] u/2Blueify: A rate hike would cause a dump. That makes safe havens a better investment than assets. Rates stay the same shouldn't change anything but we all know it will dump. Rate drop means skyrocket as inflation takes over and assets are the only safe haven.
[+5] u/Cav829: I don't know why anyone listens to most of these. It's the same as the price targets they give. "Oh yeah, Sandisk to $3500! Micron to $2000! Microsoft to $600! What am I doing inching toward the lifeboat? Oh, nothing."
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Could Dram be the next cure for dementia?
[+5] u/Horcsogg: Looks like Iraq and Saudi are getting pulled into the war, and I paperhanded all my oil stonks got dam.
[+5] u/AffectionateFace5877: SNDK is gonna start twisting the knife it already put in me yesterday isn't it?
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: dont goon. not today
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: Cash gang check in :pepeuwu:
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: If AI is as good as the accelerationists say, the end game is a post scarcity utopian society with no room for a capitalist economy. It's basically Star Trek communism.
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: red light therapy loading
[+5] u/Sufficient-Aide6805: MSFT is now a 3x inverse SPY ETF
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: As usual MSFT will report blow out earnings today but will dump because they didn't cure cancer
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: No shyt! Going up like a $100 a day that had to stop
[+5] u/emanresu711: Gangnam style, oppa, bts, seoul, bulgogi, koreanbbq
[+5] u/Affectionate_Cook455: VCX (allocation 21% Anthropic, 18% Databricks, OpenAI 10%, Anduril 7%) is down to $34 from $304 in 15 weeks.
[+5] u/davidbigham: MU $900 incoming today
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: US Iran conflict try not to be a thorn in my side for a week challenge: impossible.
[+5] u/buttscratcher3k: sndk to $3000 on august 5
[+5] u/SoloDragonGT: DRAM +1.5% holy shit hell froze over
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Dump + get it over with
[+5] u/Internal-Hand-4705: She’s a 10 but she got margin called
[+19] u/HighwayExotic2808: Pretty insane to watch growing companies being traded like shitcoins and lose 50% of their value within a month
[+16] u/Onyxpropaganda: Imagine losing both your job and your savings due to AI.
[+15] u/WSB-mods-are-: I would never drop $3k on concert tickets but will burn $30k on options lol
[+14] u/sharkenleo: My port dropped from $1M to currently 630k. I feel sick.
[+14] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: NIGGGGAAAAAAA WE FUCKED😭
[+14] u/darthjarhead: If there is a rate hike, prepare for a -2% day
[+12] u/2AMTrader: Imagine this month, but for 9 more months!
[+12] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: I WANT MY MONEY BACK NIGGGGAAAAAAAAA😭😭😭
[+11] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA - Drone ticker is going green! Bottom is in
[+11] u/9tacos: Please Mr 🐻, I poop from that hole
[+11] u/oknBagholding: My shit just gonna do -5% per day till my account is at 0
[+11] u/Straight_Piff: Who could have guessed a never ending war would be bad for this market
[+10] u/MarketCrunch: Net worth cut in half in a month. Bullish.
[+10] u/sharkenleo: Jesus, can we not have ONE fucking day?
[+10] u/sadferret123: Not gonna lie. I just want to exit this shit stock market and park money in an ETF at this point.
[+10] u/kairepaire: This is all because some ABSOLUTE REGARDS bought too many leveraged ETFs and/or options on tech stocks
[+10] u/animebeer: Our age of AI is collapsing
[+10] u/Moist-Guava-732: this sub is so trash now
no DD posts
no gain/loss porn
only meme slop spam
fucking broccoli heads ruin everything
[+10] u/lilordeo: market suddenly cares about macro now but when i was on the sidelines macro was fairytale fucking bs
[+9] u/player_zero_: I have no memory, yet my nuclear, medicine and defense stocks are all still 40% down
Fuck this rigged bullshit
[+9] u/johns2289: Why does Warsh feel the need to get cute with all of his responses. Just use normal boring words like jpow did, this isn’t a fucking game
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: So much (for) winning 😒
[+9] u/Prize_Box_4762: Sir, you said 3 baconators.. to go?
[+9] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Amazing just amazing how coincidentally the indexes dump the day options are fucking expensive due to FOMC decision. Truly don’t even know why I am surprised this happened lmfao
[+9] u/triezPugHater: I'm down like 30k in 2 months boss fuck
[+9] u/Kabrosif: Bols fighting for their lives today
[+8] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: I can hear the bols screaming from up here in canada
[+8] u/dpatel211: A nuke has been dropped on my port
[+8] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: This is a no good, horrible, very bad day
[+8] u/powerboner: Every fucking day man, EVERY FUCKING DAY I BLEED OUT MORE HOLY FUCK
[+8] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: I didn’t even buy during the stupid fake April pump, I just didn’t think every cent of profit would evaporate so fast so I didn’t sell like a pussy. Now I’m just a moron.
[+8] u/staburself321: Level 3 circuit breaker
[+8] u/old_copper_kettle: Cramer just made a bearish statement, 750 by eow
[+8] u/t3ddt3ch: Haha, jokes on you. I lost all my money yesterday!
[+8] u/superhappykid: Fuck how much shit can you Americans sell. wtf.
[+8] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: NIGGGGGGAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭
[+7] u/Detail-Vegetable: https://preview.redd.it/cigyjdznb6gh1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed574a1332fc4ca7751648648aea4ab9a88f078d
[+7] u/TinfoilHat87: # CapEx gonna be stupid high on MSFT earnings report
[+7] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: MU with a 5% drop in 15 min. This is nuts
[+7] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: we're back at april levels, so the selling can stop now right?
[+7] u/triggermeharderdaddy: There won’t be a rate hike Yall are regarded
[+7] u/amanj41: Man I am so tired of this bullshit every morning. Fakeout dump, low volume pump, theta until EOD
[+7] u/buybananas: We are now missing only the rate hike to delete the brokerage app for one year at least
[+7] u/Lelwrektnub: Mango looking at his stock market and thinking “mhmm, yes I’ll definitely win the midterms like this.”
[+7] u/sadferret123: With this price action you may think Google reduced their capex by 70% or something.
Rebound is close judging by the speed at which everything's dropping
[+7] u/broke_person: Nbis liquidated my account
[+7] u/kalllllllllllllll: Everyday is a red day lmao
[+7] u/luckyinfil: Qqq tanking today cuz of kospi last night. Kospi tonight will tank tonight cuz of qqq today.
Repeat till 0
[+7] u/Leaveittoybot: BOTTOM IS IN BOYS, CRAMER SAID HE CAN'T FIND A REASON TO BUY ANYTHING IN THIS MARKET
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Rate hike of .0000001% and the markets will go -10%
[+7] u/svpa3991: Nice to know every single stock I own is completely useless now
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY premiums are so fucked lmfao
[+7] u/ostlert: I went from $120k on Thursday to $30k today. I should feel worse about it. I keep rationalizing by saying it’s not a life changing amount of money
[+7] u/powerboner: I’M SCARED SOMEONE EAT MY ASS!
[+7] u/lebronkahn: There's a certain point where you become numb and don't care how much your portfolio dropped. A part of you even want it to drop more just so that you can at least see the world burn
[+7] u/powerboner: NVDA BACK TO SEPT 2025 PRICES LMFAOOO
[+7] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Mfs talking about “memory bulls” as if every industry except pharma and energy isn’t getting Clifforded rn
[+7] u/Fine-Will: Turns out it can in fact go down every day forever.
[+7] u/user_nombre_: F this, im just gonna go for a walk
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: WSB nerds shitting themselves at SPY down 0.8%
Korean chads tanking a daily 10% circuit breaker
[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Buy the dip regards (if you are not liquidated yet)
[+7] u/kjl8921: Today officially erased all my gains for the year. The casino giveth and casino taketh
[+7] u/dol1_: $NBIS, a 60B dollar company, went from 230 to 155 in only 3 days. I have lost one year of income in only 3 days. Holy fucking shit. Someone end this nightmare.
[+6] u/tenfthigher: Good MU buy in price?
[+6] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: Cramer just described his stepson as 6’ and ripped. He’s unhinged lol
[+6] u/0biWanChernobyl: Image if we did not had iran war and new tariffs where spy would be
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU had me in the first 14 seconds ngl
[+6] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: How are we green twice premarket and Americans fuck us over like that
[+6] u/shinigami_2245: Damn Warsh-ing machine might fuck around and actually raise rates the way the lines are looking
[+6] u/ElderDwarf: literally just red everyday whats new just buy puts and make money
[+6] u/traderbusto: Stairs down, elevator down
[+6] u/myjumboloanapp: Memory trade for those who got in many months ago was no doubt a great trade
but way too many poors came in at the top and were bragging about how this was gonna make them millionaires and getting snobby and dismissive over anyone suggesting otherwise. Ahem the entire MU and SNDK subreddits
That was a sign to dump it.
[+6] u/Sommersun1: The Boy Who Cried Peace Talk
[+6] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: IS THAT A V NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!
[+6] u/Lower_Month6438: what the fuck? What the actual fuck is this?
[+6] u/wowthisislong: its over, we'll never see another green day again
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: How am I so bad at this? How everything i touch turns into -30%? For fuck sakes.
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Fuck I definitely should’ve held my puts lmao
[+6] u/GamblingMikkee: Rate hike and we hit a circuit breaker
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: This all started with SPCX. Maybe that was the intention.
[+6] u/MistryMachine3: I think we picked the wrong Korea
[+6] u/wolfcoladistributor: My rampant ketamine use provides market clarity.
[+6] u/OtherppMobile: The market for SNDK has been a huge disappointment to me It's already dropped from 2300 to the current 1000 It's absolutely terrible
[+6] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: 🤣🤣🤣 let’s dance my ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣
[+6] u/AdorableCurrency5280: This sub is retarded as fuck, 45% on each side yelling to the stars that they're always right when they almost never are. other 10% split between those with dicks in their hands and actual traders who wont give up their edge in any facet, let alone try to active scam people into getting their shit stocks.
Over leveraged market, under leveraged brainpower.
Sub has gone to shit in past 6-8 years...
[+6] u/Lytalm: Quick everyone panic sell so I can buy at the bottom.
[+6] u/teh_herper: # 200 bucks is 200 bucks. I'm out for da day
[+6] u/Successful-Lab-3508: Earnings good? "Priced-in". Dump because the future can't obviously keep with the same rate of growth
Earnings bad? Dump it, not meeting expectations
Feds meeting today? Dump to de-risk
This market just wants to dump for whatever reason
[+6] u/Pristine-Sherbert-66: I bought the top of 🌽 In 2021, the silver top and now the semi top it seems
[+6] u/Etheikin: # South Korea's Retail Investors Lose 2.15 Trillion Won in Leverage Bloodbath; Government Launches 1375 Debt Hotline to Prevent Suicide Wave
[+6] u/touron69420: So close to full porting puts on semis. We have to be near the bottom
[+6] u/nomar_ramon: I am fully expecting a reversal. Green by eod up to Friday.
[+6] u/lithe_silhouette: Fucking be there's really no reason to do anything but short the market
[+6] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Just nonstop selling. This might be a worse month than COVID
[+6] u/TripleChen_LLC: Kangaroo, no clear direction until 2:00PM later today I guess
[+6] u/Pikklehead: raining, unemployed and tumbling
[+6] u/-----Marcel-----: TRUMP: "WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THE F****** S*** OUT OF IRAN"
Well, I think a ceasefire might be off the table for now
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The best part they did this to themselves lmfao.
We haven’t even started down the shitshow rabbit hole of student loans coming due 🤣🤣
[+6] u/anjuna-freak: How is NBIS drilling 10% literally every fucking day this week. I am in shares and still getting absolutely destroyed
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: SNDK trying to match MU price by EOD lmao
[+6] u/stock_dude9: If you’re leveraged in this market ur fkd
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Wait
Hynix went from -19 to +2%?
Thats the greatest V in recorded history. Fucking Koreans man. What a bunch of madlads
[+6] u/Greedy-Relief8420: I am mentally retarded
[+6] u/TheCheez-It: The target inflation rate for the Fed is now 3.5%, so rates will continue to remain unchanged. We did it.
[+5] u/ericcc1029: Please -15% SNDK one more time for the homies🙏🏻
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Everyone buy AAPL, who cares if the p/e is above 45 and the stock is the most expensive it's ever been on slowing growth and thinning margins in a tech bubble. No doubt it gets to 800 because they.... Didn't invest in AI
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: At some point everybody has to be liquidated right? Right?
[+5] u/Fraxial: Tempted to go all in NBIS
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: So semis dumping, hyperscalers dumping. What's not dumping? AAPL? Is that it?
[+5] u/No_Tie9686: implied volatility on the QQQ is quite high. doesn't seem like a good time to gamble
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Aint no way people who leave comments on porn vids are real people
[+5] u/stock_dude9: SNDK down a casual 35% in 5 days
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Fucking memory dumping forever
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: Now just wait for Warsh at 230. He comes out and says "hello" and a $5 clifford candle appears lol
[+5] u/WalkIndividual5122: Oh hey, we're dropping. Are we gonna get a fat green misinformation candle at daily low again today?
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: This isn’t even a amuse-bouche to how bad this could get. Price you pay for voting like a fuckin’ retard.
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: I don’t think we’re ever having another green day before 2029
[+5] u/WhyyyLuigi: So it was Jpow keeeping us afloat all along
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: CNN reporting there has been a massive attack inside my portfolio.
[+5] u/Worried-Action-9497: Fighting everyday to stay alive. So tiresome. Means it will keep on doing this shit until I’m out
[+5] u/Razvanell95: this is not enjoyable
[+5] u/canaan57: The iv is fucking crazy
[+5] u/Capau15: Somebody get these beggars out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/teh_herper: # Terrible market for longs. Great day for scalps.
[+5] u/throwaway78907890123: Wallstreet raising proce targets and dumping their bags
[+5] u/WorkmanMarty: Is something going on? My ports been red green red green like a sin wave
[+5] u/thenewnoise09: I bought every single dip I’m right there with you just getting absolutely destroyed
[+5] u/WhyyyLuigi: Yeahhh might be time to do something I never do…sell at a loss lmao
[+5] u/Much-Creme1362: Keep going bears! Once the dow gets below 50,000 we're allowed to complain about Trump.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: oil bro reporting in
[+5] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Welp, if there is a hike this shit is dropping to 700
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Why do I suddenly feel like a Korean?
[+5] u/ten7four: Still pretty crazy how big the drawdowns have been on some of these stocks, meanwhile SPY is what. 3% off all time highs? An actual bear market would eviscerate people
[+5] u/Nice_Selection8747: Today microslop is red and markets are red. Unchartered territory for me
[+5] u/BakasanaB: What is Kevin Warsh going to say with a gag ball in his mouth?
[+5] u/baller1able: "Investing in Nasdaq is investing the future" Yeah, future bankruptcy 😭
[+5] u/Electrical_Life9697: Opening up Robinhood every morning is like girls willingly going back to the same frat party they got raped at the week before
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: I’m gonna be fine but everyone else is going to be fucked lmao
[+5] u/RoloTonyBrownTownn: Man I really need a win somewhere
[+5] u/Axt275: bols were celebrating 10 minutes ago…
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Aight almost reaching to the point where even diamond levered hands thinking about selling
[+5] u/bigassdump: Ok. I sold some. Now its gonna pump
[+5] u/LonelyPrimary9518: SoFi bag holders raise your hands
[+5] u/Chokeslam2Hell: What are they doing to NBIS this is fkn diabolical
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!
[+5] u/M13alint: I can save you guys with puts
[+5] u/lovebtt: Market giveth Market taketh
[+5] u/JayWhizz007: Another 2 days left after today of this horrible horrific month, we turn a new page in August.
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: institutions dumping on memtards like playing peekaboo with a retarded baby
[+5] u/HandsomeToothpaste: just been a month of straight punches to the nuts
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: Holy shit those MU options are being crushed. Pick a direction right before FOMC and you might get a Lambo out of the deal.
[+5] u/malleable7: Hike will nuke the market so bad
[+5] u/Fine_Internet_7824: Calls at open not the move today
[+5] u/winner_in_life: It's just so hard to ask for better numbers than MU's. And they are getting hammered.
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: Today is the day you get that ev you’re thinking about
[+5] u/toost1cky: Does kospi even allow shares to be bought without margin
[+5] u/Boheed: fake dip, gonna moon soon
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Clearly defined stairs down.
[+5] u/steem99: # U.S. Crude Oil Inventories
Actual -7.167M
Forecast 0.700M
Previous 2.010M
lul
[+5] u/tortu995: How is apple green at 40x?? people are regarded.
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: I’d rather eat my own shit and then my dogs shit than sell at a loss
[+13] u/Traditional-Cloud154: Going all cash and applying at Wendy’s. It’s over
[+12] u/thrillho145: Absolutely sick of this Iran shit
[+12] u/chaoticmosaic: Fuck this, I'm going to therapy
[+12] u/browsk: I think no matter what Warsh says the market will use it as a reason to dump further
[+12] u/Ok_Meat_4925: Wipe out my gains for 2 years is crazy
[+12] u/habfranco: RKLB is every day like 5% down, but somehow its always $60
[+11] u/Top-Fig845: POST THE FUCKING HOTLINE NOW GOD DAMN IT
[+11] u/Impressive-Juice6446: im curious, upvote this if your ytd is worse then -15%
[+11] u/king_of_all_retards: I have gained a profit of minus 12k dollars
[+11] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: People thinking there is even a small chance of rate cuts are delulu
[+11] u/hioman01: Everything is not computer
[+10] u/LongCucumber3710: Vibe check. Upvote for a rate hold, downvote for a hike.
[+10] u/FrostingOk2692: the coming pump will be legendary, but it can only happens if you sell first
[+10] u/riteofpass: This has been the craziest past two months ever. My port is fully wiped out
[+10] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: BREAKING: In a powerful market reform, Korean brokers have cut the proportion of levered ETFs allowed in a retail account from 10,000% to 9,000%
[+10] u/lococommotion: V and green by close 🥱
[+9] u/Traditional-Cloud154: Why didn’t I sell everything in May
[+9] u/big-baller-47: When hotline number pinned?
[+9] u/Ok_Material3073: Our age of Bros is collapsing.
The Redyssey.
[+9] u/EyeCantTrade: Anyone else down 70% YTD? 😅
[+9] u/4dham: gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.
[+9] u/YardComprehensive215: Every day passes and VOO and chill is looking more and more like a better option.
[+9] u/Metacog_Drivel: You cannot liquidate Korea as there is an over leveraged retard behind each blade of grass.
[+9] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I should have stayed in cash.
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # NEXT LEG DOWN JUST GETTING STARTED
# QQQ -2% BEFORE FOMC EVEN GETS RELEASED
# DOWN ANOTHER 2% AFTER WARSH STARTS CHOKING DURING THE PRESSER WHEN ASKED ABOUT OIL PRICES
#
[+9] u/MoreOutcome8541: You guys do realize we’re following the 1929 playbook pretty much perfectly right?
[+9] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: Notice how Hassett, Navarro, and Lutnick have all been radio silent since just before July 4th? Probably not a good sign. Even Bessent not saying much except for some nonsense about Elmo being ahead of the curve.
[+9] u/Non-mon-xiety: Believe it or not, a dip isn’t a dip until the price goes up after you buy
[+9] u/driskigm: Nothing's happening until 2pm. Gird your loins.
[+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I hope I live to see a genuine shakeup in American politics
[+8] u/-OkemaN-: I see no reason not to buy
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: Jesus christ, somebody buy something
[+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: # Tech is fuck.
# 2022 all over again there, fellers.
[+8] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore, Mr. President, it’s too much.’ And I’ll say, ‘No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more!
[+8] u/void_fire: Why didnt they notify us that hard mode was turned on?
[+8] u/patchhappyhour: My dad has lost half of his retirement and they cut his medicade. Keeps saying trump 2028.
We're cooked.
[+8] u/SnooComics5459: who thinks AI bubble finally popped?
[+8] u/browsk: One of those I just want my money back days 😂
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: "According to Korean brokers, the number of trading accounts registered in children’s names rose by a factor of ten in the opening quarter of 2026 compared with the same period a year earlier."
If you're not trading away your children's future with 10X leverage, are you really even a degen?
[+8] u/QTpieme: It’s bitcoin all over again. No recovery for months or years rip
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Vendor financing blew up. Lucent and Nortel had been financing their customers' purchases lending money to telecoms so they could buy Lucent and Nortel equipment. When the customers couldn't pay, the suppliers ate it twice: lost revenue and impaired receivables. Lucent's vendor financing book was a significant part of what destroyed it.
Nvidia shipping GPUs on credit and converting receivables into OpenAI equity is a version of the same arrangement and Nvidia disclosed that roughly 6% of data-center revenue is now recognized through equity-linked transactions.
[+8] u/SteakEater137: Spoilers for Fed decision:
"We're doing nothing. No guidance. Task force."
Then the market algos will spaz out for 3 hours trying to do something based on nothing.
[+8] u/yayahi: So much shit talking about bury and he’s been right on every single short call except NVDA. And for that his puts still have 12 months to print lmao
[+8] u/alwaysSWED: I'm down 7 grand. I'm just a bag holder
[+8] u/7fingersDeep: two and a half hours. Genuinely no idea how the market will react to Fed position no matter what the position is.
All I know is that today will create another member of the WSB HOF degenerate class. Someone here is gonna get fucked.
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: NEVER STAY LATE IN A PARTY THAT HAS ALREADY ENDED.
[+7] u/Les7X: I think it popped guys. It's over
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: When you see Fox news take out the stock market ticker.. you will know how bad the market is doing lol
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Fellas it was a pleasure
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >WASHINGTON — US President Donald Trump says Washington is going to “beat the fucking shit” out of Iran in response to Tehran’s overnight attacks on US assets in the region.
So glad Fed will keep the money printer going brrrrr into this.
Gotta make sure demand is way calibrated ahead of supply.
[+7] u/NotRllytho: I know bears have said it a million times, but this is the top
[+7] u/bye_stander: Praying to mango man he announces iran deal in next 30 minutes
[+7] u/OmegaBaita: You know its bad when you are praying on warsh to save your port
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: https://preview.redd.it/u37n7na3p6gh1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=16567ffc5bb4a6da990f13f3e29d870976086d00
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: My wife: Tiktok says tech is down so you should short it
me: thank you baby
[+7] u/Bam2458: VIX at 20, SPY 750-760 calls 3-4 months out seem reasonable here.
Or it will drill into fall and I’ll lose all of my money.
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Jokes aside: this fucking sucks
[+7] u/Lori-Lightfoot: if i buy puts i can stop this madness
[+7] u/DJAnarchie: Rate Hike is priced in, when Warsh says rate stays the same, market's gonna be a huge green dildo.
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: It was a nice run space stocks 🚀 my portfolio is seeing god very soon
[+7] u/unholy-confetti: Who bought micron at 1200 show yourself
[+7] u/holymolyratio: not selling a fucking thing lol
[+7] u/Mother___Night: Remember when VR was a thing? That shit was dope.
[+7] u/IllustriousPrize6814: Jerome powell and kevin warsh dragon ball fusion
Kevin Powell the destroyer of worlds
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Bull case for memory is the same as the bull case for silver, we never learn
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Warsh will save me when he drops rates
[+6] u/ComfortableWolf779: Just one pump and i leave the market😭
[+6] u/Peeeeech: Why are all the Ai memes so retarded. All that money and can’t make normal looking memes
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: Everything feels good when you're making money when sitting on your ass.
Everything feels bad when you're losing money when sitting on your ass.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Market getting nervous about the Fed decision is hilarious when it's obviously going to be a version of:
"We're doing nothing because we don't know what's going on, and we have no guidance, and any questions you have we have a task force or something so fuck off"
And somehow that will cause the braindead market algos to have multiple schizo bipolar freakouts within seconds.
[+6] u/hw999: So fucking sick of this market.
[+6] u/Embarrassed_Care_321: like just get out man. what are you accomplish in Iran now that you couldn't over the last 5 months?
[+6] u/throwtruerateme: No biggie I can make up my DRAM losses easy, just gotta sell a covered call for the year *checks calendar* 2048
[+6] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Don’t just do something, stand there!
[+6] u/cactusdag: Generational buying opportunity, of course I went balls in at ATH
[+6] u/draeneirestoshaman: mu actually going to $450 lmao
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: The quiet deaths are the scary ones, the bubble popped, you just didn’t hear it
[+6] u/Strange-Land9534: Fuck it buying micron
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I’m still holding a number of positions down more then 50%
[+6] u/monstergoat77: Buying nbis Last week just killed me
[+6] u/patricktu1258: I am physically sick
[+6] u/void_fire: Do we think Baron got puts yesterday or asked 🥭for a call entry point today for the meeting? 🤔
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Someone call the police. America is getting DESTROYED LMAO🤌
[+6] u/tiny_toof: This is honestly bs (why didn’t I sell in June????!!)
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: SPY please go up 2% RN so i can retire
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: It's so monumentally bearish that we're going to have something that sparks an insane relief rally at some point relatively soon and momentum stocks will likely rip like 15-20% in a day and everybody will be happy and no longer ghey.
[+6] u/nknk_3: Blink and SPY up or down 50 cents
[+6] u/Bombingit: SanDick is about to be below 1000. I still remember it being 2300.
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: This blows. I have lost so much money
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Memory shorts made out like bandits
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: There will be studies done on my trading habits
[+6] u/Nictel: Nobody ever got poor from taking profits - this is me talking to me instead of letting profitable positions expire worthless because of greed
[+6] u/WallStreetThreats_: I could have legitimately just left all my money in a HYSA with a dwindling rate from this time last year to today and made more money
[+6] u/BentoMan: what a vicious cycle. Koreans sell off, we sell off and repeat. I got cash ready because eventually this cycle will be easy gains.
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: You know it’s bad when every 5 minutes you check portfolio you have to make that *psh* sound
[+6] u/QuirkyRegard: i wanna see rates go up to see some crazy shit happen
[+6] u/Traditional-Cloud154: At least money won’t matter in 10 years
[+6] u/HelluvaRun: The one positive of my account getting hammered is I stop paying attention to cope and become much more productive in other aspects of life.
[+6] u/GabbarInvestor: Looks dumpyyy ! We going to 730?
[+6] u/ez399017: The knife continues to fall
[+6] u/GenesGeniesJeans: Hold up. I thought we were unlocking business value for key stakeholders by delivering actionable insights with agentic AI-enabled B2B SaaS!!!!!!! 😤😤😤
[+6] u/opsqttt: MU will end the day green. Mark my words
[+6] u/Ok-Yak-900: Guys just go to sleep, now gonna sideways till decision
[+6] u/Intrepid-Peace-2350: Will spy go up or down on news regard answers only
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Tim Apple is laughing now, but when the market realizes it likes AI again the rug on Apple will be biblical
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: morning? all day every day
[+5] u/coldtacomeat: I thought I bought the dip but I am now a long term MRVL investor.
[+5] u/PicklesAreTight: I’m probably just a retard, but I can’t imagine these memory stocks recovering to where they were. Investors are not going to want to invest in something that so easily loses 60% in a month will nothing but positive news. Crazy.
[+5] u/Chaotic_Stardust: manifesting the V :pray:
[+5] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: Lmfao it started again, there is no way out for BOLS 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 this time
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Stair up, elevator down. I am so tired of all this bullshit.
[+5] u/Primary_Ad2370: This goes green either later today or some point next year.
[+5] u/heikici: Koreans rn: *I want to speak with the Front man*
[+5] u/Daisinkhan: I'm from the future. This will dump so much Iran will feel sad and agree to give Hormuz to USA, thus creating the biggest shrek dildo ever seen
[+5] u/moorhound: "Hello, tech support? I've been saying 'AI' and 'DRAM' and the Qs still keep going down"
[+5] u/GinOnIce: Loaded to the tits for a hopeful bounce
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: MSFT should plead the fifth to the analysts later when asked about capex.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Fuck this shit, switching to puts
[+5] u/31andnotdone: I am so happy we could all share in this moment together.
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Goy boys are getting liquidated all part of the plan
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: Anyone buy puts at bottom
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: He sold? Dump it. He bought? Dump it. He capitulated? Pamp it.
[+5] u/Equal_Ad_9314: i really fuck mangoooooo all my saving gone
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Whatever I deposit into the portfolio becomes make-believe money.
[+5] u/Bam2458: “Long-term” investing is considered anything over 1 month, correct?
[+5] u/Historical-Fun-2536: I’m just gonna watch the bonfire
[+5] u/liquidtv78: coiled up like a fking spring right now
[+5] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: Srsly guys do I just sell at this point?
[+5] u/Fun_Investment1101: Close the fuckin market you crazy bastards or we’ll be living in poverty
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Stop dumping my pants are full
[+5] u/ThatOtherGuy254: The Koreans jumped off of a cliff, so I guess we have to as well.
[+5] u/ebitdasga: I guess the good news is these 5-10% hits to my stock portfolio don’t hurt as much now that it’s down so much
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Korea vs Mango as the biggest detriment to stonks
[+5] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: guys i don’t think that was the bottom
[+5] u/Bam2458: Welp, at some point one of us is just going to have to get in there and full port calls.
[+5] u/Excellent_Ability793: Watching this market slowly become rational warms my heart.
[+5] u/freegimmethree: I’m crying in the casino
[+5] u/EnginrA: Is 1000 the floor for SNDK?
[+5] u/COOL_IG12: Polymarket has a 75% of “no change” fed decision
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: made $100 so far... gonna go to work and make money the easy way now ;-)
fuck this market
[+12] u/BluePuts: Oh yeah today was definitely a bad day to stop shooting meth.
[+12] u/Ltheman00: sometimes the best move to make is simply no move at all
[+12] u/Different_Being368: Deposited 5k yesterday to avoid margin call and my port went down 5k today. Fuck my life i guess 😂
[+12] u/Polysorbate800: At least we only gambled with what we could afford to lose
[+11] u/Anonn39: What are you guys are even expecting? Fed will hold rates, Meta and Microslop will beat earnings and raise CapEx. Then Kioxia will post a record quarter on the 31st and raise guidance, "memory demand remains strong in 2027". Then SanDisk will also beat earnings and raise guidance as well. It is already written in the book.
[+11] u/Sick0h: Too late for AI rally. Too early for robot rally. Just in time for generational poverty.
[+11] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: I hate the stock market
[+11] u/horse-meat-chalupa: I got margin called and dont even have margin
[+11] u/Avexu: Everyone keeps saying this is a “healthy market correction” but if you look at the charts, this “correction” has never once happened on a scale like this
[+11] u/Walking72: Imagine being handed a tech bull market on a silver platter.And the first thought that comes to your mind is, we gotta bomb iran and shut down trade with tariffs.
[+11] u/yahooms: **MY PORT <BOUGHT ATH, LITERALLY GETTING MURDERED>**
**MU**
**SANJEET**
**HOOD**
**INTEL**
**AMD**
**ORCL**
**DRAM**
**SPMO**
**YTD: -52%**
[+10] u/Abe2025: -10% dumps every day is absolute insanity. Why dont we get days and weeks like this dur8ng a bull run
[+10] u/scm66: I picked a hell of a time to start investing
[+10] u/awstick: The dip I bought 10 minutes ago is up 2%. Don't ask about the dip I bought two hours ago.
[+10] u/BurntReynolds32: https://preview.redd.it/0o6tbiyk27gh1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=c00cdd5da18c5c4d5472efb93187f979db333f48
[+9] u/ryan1826: Just full port margin into MU and retire in one year
[+9] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: At this point I need a rate cut
[+9] u/aew2019: I’m not fucking selling. Selling is for pussies. They can liquidate me at zero, I don’t give a fuck.
[+9] u/Personal_Score7793: Spy barely has even dropped, a real drop would be 600
[+9] u/jackperitas: #ALTITUDE
#ALTITUDE
#TERRAIN
#TERRAIN
#TERRAIN
#PULL UP
#PULL UP
[+9] u/comrade_777_alt: Bought software at peak. Bought semis at peak. 😥
[+9] u/SignificantRip8239: # MY MEMORY OPTIONS HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+8] u/Ltheman00: every single time i look its worse
[+8] u/Top-Sir-1215: You had all the warning signs pointed out to you and you ignored them because the market was green. Good luck
[+8] u/samaritan1331_: from early retirement by end of the year to permanent underclass I go 🫥
[+8] u/yahooms: **-$140,598.22**
**-51.02%**
# YTD: FAKKKKKKK
[+8] u/sergechewbacca: Can this stupid fucking month end already
[+8] u/buhtpirate: I'm a bear and i think we're getting overextended here
[+8] u/Ghostehz: NBIS is getting fucking destroyed
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Son, we have to talk about your college fund
[+8] u/ProudPeak3570: this is aggressive profit taking lol
[+8] u/iliveasimplelife: At this point, I have more bags than my wife.
[+8] u/Nitor_: Micron is trading like they were caught shipping crates of HBM to Iran
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: everyone: “FOMC and earnings will crash the market”
🥭: “nah i’ll do it myself”
[+8] u/Coogiez: Made $235 but lost $7k. So I’m fucked
[+7] u/dreamwagon: Be greedy when everyone is greedy and be fearful when everyone else is fearful. You guys are nailing it lol
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Believe it or not, calls now
[+7] u/WishboneMajor7915: These dirty bastards are selling off so they can pump it to the moon when they print billions. Get with it or get left in the dust
[+7] u/cow_grass: Need the V of the century right about now.
[+7] u/dokutarodokutaro: Bring lunch from home, this is financial advice.
[+7] u/LawngClaw17: The cherry on top is that in addition to all of my recent losses, I converted my IRA to a Roth when the bull run was at its peak…so now I owe taxes on money I no longer have…
[+7] u/Moxisxsx: ‘Holy fuck what it going on’ as the stocks that are up 6000% on the year drop 20%
[+7] u/beholdthemoldman: market got me wanting to focus on my career again
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: My god this sub is so dumb.
[+7] u/kantargi: Even if the Fed cuts rates today, Bill KOSPI will probably ruin it again tomorrow or stupid Iran headline
We’re stuck in an endless loop.
[+7] u/NaiveMercury: I stopped betting my life savings and started using my cat's live savings instead
She has 9 anyway, so I've got a few shots to make us rich
[+7] u/ncredibles: my SPY calls are fuggeddd
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: SOMEONE HIT THE CIRCUT BREAKER
[+7] u/Kunjp1223: We are more regarded than koreans
[+7] u/Character-Luck-8564: berkshire is really onto something
[+7] u/cooperfrost: Me 3 weeks ago: well I’m down a bit but it will rebound soon. Stay strong.
Me today: fetal position
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Sell those puts hurry
[+7] u/kazkeb: Narrator: It was, in fact, not the end of the dip
[+7] u/Responsible-Tale-777: Just one trillion more dollars bro and we'll have AGI I promise
[+6] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: If you're waiting for a scam pump. I wouldn't. I have a lot of calls
[+6] u/captain_casino: Not opening my port anymore until I start getting "your calls are up 20%" notifications
[+6] u/Deshen87: A rate hike today would end this sub 🙈
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: Where them MU 2k bois at
[+6] u/Vlashaaak: Your portfolio is bleeding, AI is coming for your job, and retail is getting farmed for liquidity.
Welcome to end stage capitalism
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: spy 900 if sleepy joe market
[+6] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Not even god can explain how posting 557% profit leads to 10% downfall
[+6] u/TakeThatBro: My last hope is to start an onlyfan
[+6] u/Sick0h: Today? Red. Tomorrow? Red. Friday? Red. Next Monday? Red. Next Tuesday? Red. Next Wednesday? +0.01% rally. Next Thursday? Red.
[+6] u/Time_Course5106: Money is allergic to me.
[+6] u/ZealousidealTart3412: BUY THE FUKING DIP EVERYONE
[+6] u/C0up7: **Kevin Warsh**: “Good afternoon”
**QQQ:** \-20%
**SPY:** \-10%
[+6] u/account-names: Kavinsky who made the famous 'Nightcall' song, has passed away at 50 years of age.
RIP
[+6] u/InterestingBase6286: Market opens at 2pm guys
[+6] u/pawelkos: Micron disclosed that CEO Sanjay Mehrotra sold over 40,000 shares on July 24 for about $37.3 million
https://preview.redd.it/qv24pdz8x6gh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2e9716fe446309739d432c88b8197650a46974
[+6] u/JimJamJim23: Never zoomed this far out on my charts before
[+6] u/Sick0h: Anyone got a good bankruptcy lawyer recommendation? Preferably pro bono work
[+6] u/kumako10: i think the biggest lessons i've learned from my year and a half here... just because it's cheap, doesnt make it a good buy. and don't catch a falling knife.
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I'm not really into edging for all eternity. Please just crash 20 percent or something so we can move on with our bullish lives
[+6] u/ResultAfraid8340: Idk why but seems like this is going to moon to 745 after fomc
[+6] u/MBBOrBust-: 20 years from now, AI’s gonna be making the chipotle burrito you spent 7 months saving for. Elon NW is $93T
[+6] u/Mac2000444: SOFTWARE IS BACK
MEMORY IS OUT
[+5] u/Duckiesauce07: There’s no bottom for NVDA
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: Why would Rutherford B Hayes do this
[+5] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: His friends are already calling him and paying him to do another fake TACO
[+5] u/BatChemist: Close this casino! We'll start tomorrow
[+5] u/GladCherry750: i've probably made close to 100 trades this year only to be -2% YTD
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: but is it worth being gay?
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: *SPY TO 1000, SMH TO 10, MSFT TO 7000*
[+5] u/NoAbbreviations1653: I’m so scared I can’t even poo
[+5] u/dweeegs: Oh brother this guy stinks !!
\-me to QQQ
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: This kinda feels worse than the March dump? Lol
[+5] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: It is so funny to me that people keep saying Micron is cheap because it has a low P/E ratio. It's a cyclical business, when the P/E is low that means the sales have peaked and and it's the top of the cycle. Micron had a P/E of 12 in 2000 and dropped 85% over the next 2 years, LMAO. This shit can still drop 50%
[+5] u/StonkGoUp: Brah the Korean market is still up 30% YTD and people are already jumping off buildings . These dudes must be leveraged to the absolute tits
[+5] u/OldNefariousness6277: Getting financially molested by computer algorithms
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: A ballsy Fed would hike the rate to send a message to the tards in charge that a war affecting oil is frying inflation reports. But this fed? I expect a hold until inflation becomes truly magnificent
[+5] u/trumpdiego: truth is we should never have been anywhere near SPY750 as fast as we were, deserves to go down another 10% for a little bit in the penalty box while it thinks about its mistakes. CHINA on the other hand, banging away, undervalued, KWEB homies unite.
[+5] u/vamsi2102: no crying in the casino
[+5] u/zoomin1098: these are not the dips you're looking for.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Sgov is starting to look pretty good
[+5] u/MourningMymn: What is the point of diversifying when everything except like 10 companies drops the same % lol
[+5] u/Turbulent-Year2663: Imagine how South Korean investors are feeling
[+5] u/fe2sio4: 3x korean etf looking pretty attractive rn
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: AAPL..stop going so mental
[+5] u/bluen: Does apple make their own memory chips?
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Made my $75 for the day. May God have mercy on holders. o7
[+16] u/PositiveEdge4361: No bulls left to upvote my comments
[+15] u/Low_Technician9179: Worst thing you can do is have revenue. Second worst is to report good earnings
[+14] u/Outside-Glove-5625: 2:00 pm → fed interest rate decision
2:05 pm → fomc statement
2:30 pm → kevin warsh speech
4:00 pm → microsoft & meta earnings
6:30 pm → trump announcement
7:50 pm → japan sells u.s. treasuries
[+12] u/jerome-yellen: WH Sr. Adviser Hassett: We expect Warsh to do the right thing - CNBC Interview
SOME MAFIA SHIT GOING ON
[+12] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Pump before the rate decision rug pull
[+11] u/Saeonic: I know people who would rather lose 200k then pay 20k in taxes.
[+11] u/BillyShears2015: If Warsh raises rates, 🥭 will have him drowned in the filthy reflecting pool on live television.
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: **FOMC = Fuk Over My Calls**
[+10] u/memoryisntram: A rate cut and we limit up
[+10] u/SupramanE89: The gf is guilt tripping me into having her move in. Puts on my freedom gang.
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: Full ported Enron lfg
[+10] u/SigTauDan: Down 40% no point in even selling like what it gonna do? Go down another 10%? Fuck it we ride
[+10] u/Moxmox1337: Some of you didn't buy the $1,000,000/month early FED decision API and it shows.
[+9] u/GeologistNo1963: Of fucking course I sold my 0dtes at the bottom i’m such a retard
[+9] u/jerome-yellen: "Be fearful when others are greedy, be fearful when others are fearful, just be fearful"
Korean traders
[+8] u/BillyShears2015: We liquidated Korea to finance a rate cut. Don’t hate the player, hate the game
[+8] u/Classic-Resist-3517: We will end up green
[+8] u/BearyChristmas223: \- Meta capex raise
\- msft capex raise
\- rates held steady
AI buildout giga pump
[+8] u/JPM1216: If you think it’s not going to V you’re wrong, just wait and be patient
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: I full ported 730p at the bottom
am I cooked
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: I remember when I first got my big boy job and had no meetings or couple a week and thought oh wow at least meetings give me something to do.
8 years later, meetings everyday 9-5, double booked, some over lunch.
Fuckin kill me
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: You simps. This guy is a fucking 🥭 crony the OMG a hawk nonsense is all for show.
Rates will not change. I wouldn't be shocked if there was language implying a cut was on the table by EOY.
[+8] u/ercanbas: No matter what happens at 2pm, the market will find a way to fuck you.
[+8] u/GloomyMembership4197: Rates will be unchanged. Nothing to see there. Spread out. We come back for MSFT and Meta earnings. Ciao
[+8] u/memoryisntram: https://preview.redd.it/ltlbt8fj17gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=fabd1ce536308013db29e128714a691ca501cac8
$TSLA broke 300!!! Look at that volume!!!
Flush this 💩
[+8] u/Afk1792: I have the reverse midas touch
[+7] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Buy high ✅ Hold until margin call ✅
[+7] u/BDObadguy: It's a bit concerning when you invest in a supposedly serious stock, but you find out it has its own subreddit full of people posting memes about holding strong and not leaving and talking about "fud".
[+7] u/v0xb0x_: All this drama just for a hold
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: the AI bubble was actually just a semi bubble
[+7] u/whitepug: Im a bear but there's no fucking way he hikes or gives any outlook on his future decision
[+7] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: this is about to V and nuke me isnt it.
[+7] u/Salty-Goal6092: I'm 24 and just started investing... what did I get myself into
[+7] u/shmittie42: Space-x drops to $110, sell yesterday’s put. Space-x climbs to $115, buy it back.
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: SPY Goes down and takes port with it.
SPY starts to recover and port stays flat.
🙃
[+7] u/FuckedUpImagery: You sound cooler when you call QQQ "the Q's"
[+7] u/sadscully: Love it when my full port is tanking but also my inverse shares are also tanking???
[+7] u/-sakuranbo: $21M volume on Polymarket betting on 50 bps cut.
Some people just live in another universe
[+7] u/Valuable-Chart5632: 80 minutes until kevin says we need more data
[+7] u/99Fan: There will definitely be a faceripper at 2pm. The question is does the face rip up or down?
[+7] u/-sakuranbo: I'm predicting a rotation into ROPE at 2:00pm EST
[+7] u/MyNameIsntSharon: rate cut by executive order
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Time out of the market > time in the market
[+6] u/sevyger89: People tell you to buy the dip but they never tell you that the dip can continue to dip
[+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Fuck! I already jerked off twice, drank 2 coffees, 3 shots of Absolut, did addy, and now 2 lines of coke.
Then full porting CALLS! 🫡💯
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: This shit just straight depressing lmao
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: #IF WARSH DONT CUT SEND HIM TO THE FRONT LINES
[+6] u/username_bananas: My technical analysis says there is a very high chance of numbers moving up and down today.
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: Now that would be fucking funny tbh
[+6] u/BullPropaganda: I think I caught a falling spear
[+6] u/memoryisntram: https://preview.redd.it/0jzf2lctx6gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdb954075a22ebb58c77f8ff010a322d619be4b7
$TSLA I’m ready baby LFG!!!
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: Full ported 0DTE MU calls. Down 25%. Send prayers please
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: It's about to collapse again, isn't it 🙁
[+6] u/Em-G: i might need to drink the pain away after this
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: please let me break even and I promise ill just stick to index funds
[+6] u/graavejrsdag: Who TF is off loading all of these Nvidia shares? Why would you hold for so long only to dump now? lol.
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: And just because it's expensive, doesn't meant it will become more expensive.
*cough MU cough cough*
[+5] u/Diguojigood: ALL FUCKING IN! FUCK YOU SHORTS!
[+5] u/Low-Accident1418: Micron below 770 is actually crazy
[+5] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: Yeah soooooo I think this is the crash 😳
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭losing his last grip on any support today.
[+5] u/External_Counter378: Why is Fauci doing this?
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: I don’t care if I lose money as long as the MMs are having fun
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: I just got off the phone with SPY customer support. The V starts here they said
[+5] u/palindromic: Advanced Money ~~Deliv~~ Destroyer is locked back in
[+19] u/EnigmaSpore: this dude got zero aura.
J Pow was the f'n man. This dude just sounds like a stooge with a remote vibrator up his ass
[+14] u/Ervii: warsh aint even talk yet and the pump already deleted 😭
[+13] u/Madsen13140: I was a kid in the 90's. I consider i've already won in life .
[+12] u/NerdSlamPo: HE CUT THE RATES BY 70% WHAT
[+12] u/ElvanKing: What time is JPOW speaking?
[+12] u/jraiv420: Warsh said fuck your puts
[+12] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: >uncertainty does not mean a lack of clarity
It kind of does
[+12] u/iThrewFarAway: #AND HOW IS THE INFLATION GONNA COME DOWN REGARD
[+11] u/violet_evergarden8: My fucking poots where is the promised rate hike wtf
[+11] u/coolguyed: My door dasher was white. Yep we are in a recession
[+11] u/OsamaBagHolding: https://preview.redd.it/m4lxrdiho7gh1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b70cd8d468105beffa84bcdd9c606696a3dc00
[+10] u/Bob_the_peasant: If Warsh raises rates you’re just gonna hear loudspeakers in Seoul saying
“Player 462 eliminated. Player 120 eliminated. Player 67 eliminated.”
For the rest of the week
[+10] u/slimeystevebob: Iran shooting missiles during a war and they call it a "surprise attack"... It's only a surprise if you're completely strategically retarded.
[+10] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: lol QQQ selling off again, people cant trust this market for 5 mins. Thanks Donny
[+9] u/CuckedbyPowell: FED HOLDS, THREE OFFICIALS PUSH FOR HIKE
The Federal Reserve kept rates unchanged at 3.50%–3.75% in a 9–3 vote.
Hammack, Kashkari and Logan dissented, preferring a 25-basis-point hike.
The policy statement was largely unchanged from June, but the split signals growing internal pressure for tighter monetary policy.
[+9] u/MithosYggd: so Citadel was full of shit?
[+9] u/bearwithme23: I am personally still going to end the day deeply in the red, this much I know
[+9] u/No_Jeweler6864: Time to buy Memory stocks, They will rebound the fastest
[+9] u/caliwillbemine: PUMP IT. START THE PRINTER. BUILD THE DATA CENTER. BUY THE RAM.
[+9] u/Warm_Implement3088: THIS SUB:
YAAAAAYYYY UNCHANGED RATES!!!!
10 MINUTES LATER:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[+9] u/gravedigger997: Who tf is this regard... bring back JPOW
[+9] u/iThrewFarAway: # THIS THE FIRST TIME HE'S SEEN THE SPEECH 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤡
[+9] u/Historical-Half-5377: He said MEMORY, he said CAPEX, he said PRICES, he said AI. LONG MU AND SNDK
[+8] u/bemeandnotyou: JPOW Good afternoon was worth .5% in either direction, let's see how the Estée Lauder boy fares!
[+8] u/Jerikolol: **maximum employment** and **price stability** and **task forces**.
[+8] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Breaking: North Korea posts record economic growth fueled by KOSPI puts position
[+8] u/trsx5: WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE OUR VIEW ON INFLATION. AND MAKE SURE PRICE STABILITY.
BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
[+8] u/Noxta_: Biggest recession indicator - my doordasher was hot
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: Looks like the fed has decided inflation over 2% is a feature not a bug
Weimar republic here we come!!!!
[+8] u/antelope591: Limp dick pump....but at least it wasnt hike which woulda been circruit breaker lol
[+8] u/Particular-Nose-8932: With this pump, I might finally be able to afford the triple stack at Wendy's tonight
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: So we had a 40-50% loss across the entire growth bucket because …. Citadel spread a rumor they’ll be hiking rates? A 0.25 bps hike causes this much damage? What the fuck)
[+8] u/DivisticaI: Micron falls bc rates might hike, rates dont hike, micron stays asleep. Gg
[+8] u/PandAlex: GOOG at $320 was a major gift.
[+8] u/throw_keeb: Are those citadel fucks in jail yet?
[+8] u/Minimum_Suit1735: So rate unchanged and MU decided to shit the bed wtf
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: get ready for that "Good Afternoon" candle
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Bro's tie is crooked. Sell
[+8] u/iThrewFarAway: #"RESILIENCE" - TOMATOES ARE 20% HIGHER 🤡
[+8] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Powell voted to cut rates.
Bet Donny is regretting letting him go now 🤣
[+8] u/Keter_Regretter: lol wait what did he just say to restore the pump? this day has been ridiculous
[+8] u/ImpossibleForm: The message from markets is the message of markets
[+8] u/scroll_patrol_: I don't understand shit he's saying
[+8] u/Rickyskeets69: 😂 " if the markets are talking to you what do you hear them saying? "
[+8] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Here we go, "Good day"...LMAO!
[+8] u/Ltiform: A little scared that this fake V means we're going to tank like never before at 2:30
[+7] u/-IQ200: My portfolio could use some help from the Task Force.
[+7] u/BubblyZone3752: FREAK THE FUCK AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+7] u/Hawxe: there are mfers in here right now with an $1100 cost basis on their MU stock
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: AXIOS: EMERGENCY RATE CUT
[+7] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Ugh should’ve gambled on this one
[+7] u/Noxta_: Wow we got what we expected crazy
[+7] u/Dry-Product-9601: I need to turn to crime at this pointt
[+7] u/skymagic: so...Citadel *lied*??? 😤
[+7] u/DarkHampster: Let me clarify: "The message from markets...is the message from markets"
Oh, OK.
[+7] u/MordorBlues: I didnt want to retire anyway
[+7] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: lol this shit is going to keep drilling. It was like a speed bump pump
[+7] u/haze_from_deadlock: You morons told me GOOG was going lower and I only bought a few thousand when it was $310
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: Just say you’re buying all of MU dude
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Micron what the fuck are we doing
[+7] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: I was in the money for 4 seconds
[+7] u/lardexDofB: this guy think he the mf riddler
[+6] u/Comprehensive-Dig964: Everyone knows they gonna holt yet everyone will act surprised
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: yeah too bearish in here for me. I’m holding these 740c until meeting happens.
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: this shit could go either way. im sitting it out for the rest of the day. rather not make money than lose money.
[+6] u/Impossible_Ad3631: It's alright, my son doesn't have to go to college
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Warsh doesn’t have the cojones to do the dirty job. JPOW had balls of steel
[+6] u/ImpossibleForm: These premiums are criminal, MM’s engaged today
[+6] u/markhamwasteman: I thought buying San dick yesterday was the play oh boy
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Citadel research is fucking retarded. Warsh is not raising rates. He will claim that productivity gains are doing the work to moderate inflation and that oil is transitory. He’s not raising rates with a supply shock ongoing. He’ll do some voodoo with the balance sheet to artificially tighten.
[+6] u/boose36: I think we pump bc everyone thinks dump. Dump will start next week tho
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Somewhere in Korea there is a dude that shorted the top.
He is known as Shi Woo Burry and his peen is 4X larger than a normal Korean. He calls it “his leverage”
[+6] u/Powernick50: Just going to be a hold.
[+6] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: this is gonna dump so fucking heavy
[+6] u/Dry_Fly_7265: Bro is he saying they’re going to stop reporting data
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Kevin Warsh: Because of the implications
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Theyre pumping because THEYRE FUCKING CRIMINALS, THAT'S IT, THEY TRAPPED PUTS AND THEY COORDINATE IT, STOP LOOKING FOR SOME RATIONAL EXPLANATION, THEYRE BANDITS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND ALL THE SEC DOES IS GET ON THEIR KNEES WITH BRIBES
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: So no matter what news comes out, good or bad, MU dumps? Got it
[+6] u/jazzyjjcups: Bols really thought a 9-3 divided Fed was bullish
Reverse V incoming
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #bro reading from a TELE PAPER LMAO. BEARISH.
[+6] u/SnooPredictions6651: bro reads his script like it's a middle school book report
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: any memory bull still alive?
[+5] u/RightCut4940: I'm ngl I'm utterly cooked and fried if he hikes rates.
[+18] u/happy_accountant123: Kevin warsh’s strategy is to circle around every question for so long that we forget what was asked and then moving onto the next question.
[+16] u/Bustcruster: Bro said fucking nothing and then dipped 😂
[+15] u/nancygraceshusband: This guy is a pro at saying absolutely fucking nothing lmao
[+15] u/NativePlant870: Biggest rug pull I’ve seen this year
[+14] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: We really care about inflation and that’s why we are doing nothing about it 😂💸
[+13] u/Capital-Pineapple961: If this pump stays and become a bull market i want KWarsh recognized like JPow in this sub. Give the man qhat he deserve
[+13] u/whodey84: lol Bloomberg is roasting his ass.
[+13] u/Hot_Lingonberry5817: Bloomberg anchor on FED press conference just said:
"Believe no-one understood anything the last 45 minutes"..
[+13] u/spwath: What happened, we were green, then I talked to my coworker for 20 minutes and now we are deep red again???
[+12] u/FullTard2000: just found out this guy is significantly richer then jpow
but not from his own income, he married a multi billionaire make up heiress
vs Jpow actually grinded for his 50m+ net worth himself
[+12] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: This guy has puts LMAO
[+12] u/Imgoin2brich: Theyre using AI to steal as much money as possible
Literally everything just goes against you
Unbelievably
[+12] u/WarmCan3034: raise ur hand if u got baited
[+12] u/delicious_oppai: LOL pump cause he's not doing anything. Then dump cause he's doing nothing. This market just fucking with retail 😂
[+11] u/CJBlueNorther: Warsh: "Y'all don't need to know what's going on."
[+11] u/comancheranche: This lady has puts lol
[+11] u/SupportMedium9487: fuck this woman reporter and her puts
[+11] u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI: WHAT WAS THE NEWS TODAY LMAO
[+11] u/regardus_maximus: THANKS KEVIN NOW FUCK OFF
[+11] u/bm_mane8: So he basically said fed rate decisions would be based on vibes?
[+11] u/ISayBullish: That speech did not inspire confidence kek
[+11] u/jokull1234: The market is now pricing in that Kevin Warsh is probably the most idiotic federal reserve chairmen in history
[+11] u/Midpoint60: My portfolio is currently in a family fight.
[+11] u/codydog125: Can’t believe people ever complained about Powell lmao
[+10] u/westcoastlink: We'll tell our children about the bear market of July 2026 for centuries to come
[+10] u/APointAndALine: Warsh is sucking Trump’s toes and you’re buying puts 💀
[+10] u/ThatOneRedditBro: This guy sounds like the biggest bullshitter. He is also stumbling on some questions about raising rates where he knows he should have done it but he doesn't want to be the bad guy
[+10] u/Leather_Floor8725: Fragile bulls can’t handle media questions 😂
[+10] u/Emotional_Option_367: Warsh talks like a fucking linkedin post
[+10] u/oliver2022: whole sectors depending on the zuck, were fucking doomed
[+10] u/jamrockhustler: Highest 30Y since 2007!
TRUMP DID THAT.
[+10] u/Iknowyougotsole: Kevin Warsh tryinf to say stfu bitch in fed speak terms
[+9] u/amdcores: Lol hes saying words to trigger algo into green
[+9] u/TheGoodSurgeon: This Warsh dude is alright 🥹
[+9] u/Random-Reddit-Guy: This man is an AI that has only trained on corporate jargon and public speaking for dummies
[+9] u/bm_mane8: lol this guy is great at deflecting questions.
[+9] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **he thinks there is no tradeoff between inflation and employment, LOL**
[+9] u/YogurtclosetThen9858: MU your brother Sandisk is green. Just fyi seems like you didn’t get the memo.
[+9] u/kaapooj: journalists doing their job calling out warsh
[+9] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: warsh before becoming Chair: inflation is a CHOICE
warsh now: BE PATIENT PEASANTS
[+9] u/Historical_Mail7496: sign this guy up for politics.. the non answer ability is impressive
[+9] u/Glassesofwater: Holy shit she’s fishing HARD for a hawkish tone
[+9] u/curling_rocks: Breaking news: THE FED IS ON THE CASE
[+9] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Fck u all. I am crying in the casino
[+9] u/WhoElseButMe_: Markets should turn green just cause he stopped talking
[+9] u/WillTheGreat: "source of information is as direct and unfiltered as possible." Like bro, you spent 45 mins saying absolutely nothing but dance around the question lmao.
[+9] u/Jamiroquietly: Drill team back from snack break
[+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Warsh sounds like me bullshitting my way through a meeting I did zero prep for
[+9] u/Leading_Form_8485: Remember next fomc meeting. GET POOTS DURING Q&A
[+9] u/Fast-Reply6409: Lmao what happened. The bols were celebrating
[+9] u/dkc4001: Lmao i literally just went to wash dishes and this
[+8] u/OhhPeeee: He sounds like it hurts him to talk lol
[+8] u/hayleybts: I'm not sure what he's saying but it sounds positive
[+8] u/Main_Ad3943: man just said the worst thing for businesses would be to not know what's going on, while also opting not to release forward guidance on ANYTHING
[+8] u/bm_mane8: He is going to cause hyperinflation isn’t he
[+8] u/soclear1700: What's that? The sound of a million puts getting closed at a loss
[+8] u/Spicyboi981: “We’ll keep manipulating the market regardless of data”
Could’ve been an email
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: FULLPORT MEMORY WHILE YOU CAN SO YOU DONT HAVE TO FOMO WHEN WE ROCKET AGAIN
[+8] u/ChadInNameOnly: Oh no, a question of substance? Get ready to be stonewalled by word salads and nebulous truisms. Thank you Warsh, very cool!
[+8] u/heinousdutchdanish: Bloomberg off the top rope
[+8] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: KWarsh is a total douche bag. He's gonna fuck up this economy and blame it on JPow. This is just 2007 vibes. Man the recession next year is gonna be fucking deadly. Get out of this market when/while you can.
[+8] u/magneticpasta9: Wtf did u guys do we were in Valhalla 20mins ago
[+8] u/Such-Ice1325: Warsh is really really bad at this
[+8] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Buy your puts like idiot and send this shit higher LMAO
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Hahahaha. Last two reporters calling him out on his BS
[+8] u/Namtabmal: Somehow I lost money on both calls and puts in the past two hours
[+8] u/Bearsbullsbattlestr: Market rotation into you fucked
[+8] u/Dependent-Goose8240: For the first time in 2 years straight cash feels like the best choice
[+8] u/furrypurpledinosaur: FOMC nothing burger. I guess the real market mover today will be MSFT earnings. Calls or puts?
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: Sold my puts at a loss, then I sold my calls at a loss
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: Get his ass bloomberg
[+8] u/Successful_Car1670: Damn that reporter called him out on his bs
[+8] u/GeneratedMonkey: What a fucking rug pull
[+8] u/Sad-Substance8684: Task force that specializes in stretching yo arse
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: SURGE IN CAPEX FOR AI
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: VIX to negative numbers lmaooo
[+7] u/marawki: # This bull trap goes in the books as legendary
[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: Getting ready to warsh my ass
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: We're green lmao bers
[+7] u/CompetitiveReindeer7: someone tell MU that SNDK decided to go positive
[+7] u/appealingtonature: This guy hasn't said anything for 30 minutes despite speaking, so let me translate, mango said no hike
[+7] u/CarioGod: LMAO THE BLOOMBERG GUY
[+7] u/empty-bensen: Kevin Warsh doesn’t have the makings of a varsity Fed Chair.
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: DUDE IS PLAYING A CHARACTER... so unbareable
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Give him a week to fold and issue emergency rate hike
[+7] u/berkoh: The fuck is up with MU? SNDK fucking flying
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: the koreans are gonna love this
[+7] u/Jibub: Bruh it’s crashing cus of that fat fucking interviewer. He looks like a fat bear
[+7] u/BaronOfIce: Reporter: Mr. Warsh, is it a good afternoon?
Warsh: well you see we have a task force for that
[+7] u/MarginCalledManager: this dude talks in circles without saying anything or answering anything LMAO
[+7] u/nolanjp: Well that was fun while it lasted
[+7] u/YTLupo: JEROME WOULD NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN
[+7] u/gooneral_MC: now we just need korea to chill tf out tonight
[+7] u/ISayBullish: Speech summary:
Reporter: “What is the FED doing about high inflation?”
Warsh: “The FED is on the case.”
Just pull the plug on this shitshow already
[+7] u/Gold-Astronaut2800: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Here come the margin calls
[+6] u/Waste-Milk2716: HAHAHA HIGHER INFLATION TARGET MEANS WE PUMP
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: You just got warshed
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bol got ultra cucked
[+6] u/Such-Ice1325: I am absolutely stunned to say this. But this piece of shit of MSFT is our last hope
[+6] u/Glassesofwater: I blame that ultra bearish woman for the dump
[+6] u/Dick_Wiener: That spike was just so we could loathe ourselves more for not selling during it.
[+6] u/Fun_Self6505: Can he please say mu to 2k please
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: more time-wasting and going-nowhere
great work everybody
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Inertia was the word of the day on the calendar
[+6] u/drkgla: This guy is down bad on his puts
[+6] u/my_ival_789: this btich needs to stfu about 100% guaranteed hike
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I love men
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I miss Jpow I don’t wanna listen to warsh later, this season sucks
[+126] u/OSRSkarma: FOMC decision 2pm: Unchanged
[Kevin speaking at 2:30pm est](https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm)
[+11] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Memory you made me so broke I want to lose this part of my memory
[+11] u/Ujmnhy152: Ya’ll won’t believe me. But I bought spy puts at 3pm. Up 500%
[+11] u/i_empathetic: This is an attack on the good people of WSB
[+10] u/mironsy: Bro did warsh die on stage wtf
[+10] u/TheHarbinger00: https://preview.redd.it/8c0tq62l58gh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34170c5d5ef101098446c4f32d769093a82f3d0
I don’t care if the market is trying to scare me
[+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: OMFG I LITERALLY JUST CLOSED THE APP WHEN IT WENT STRAIGHT UP
WTF HAPPENED
[+9] u/Super-Meal850: I know we joke a lot on here about rugpulls but this was ACTUALLY a rugpull lmao
[+9] u/AngelNotFound4444: This is hilarious. Everyone is experiencing the memory bagholder average day. Enjoy!
[+9] u/Pigs0nTheWing: Fidelity sent me an email saying I have to select a beneficiary in case I die but I'm too scared to log in
[+9] u/spn43: https://preview.redd.it/tuulhsp058gh1.png?width=1386&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e69c55e912e1a542e83facf592ea670ef849f27
Please save us fellow Koreans
[+9] u/Curious-Bird-8159: This Warsh guy alright
[+8] u/shitbergfuckstick: Hey Korea, watch this
[+8] u/Desperate_Seesaw4890: This is worse than April 2025 or any months in last 4 years. How do we didn't reach extreme fear yet?
[+8] u/carcotasu081: Down 11k from a 49k port just from stocks. Fuuuck
[+8] u/BoostMobileGuy: QQQ dropped from 680 to 664 real quick. Wtf
[+8] u/wasifaiboply: 🐂s = 💀
🐖s = 🔪🩸
🌈🐻s = 💰
[+8] u/PROMlSED: My 401k should not be swinging 6% intraday
[+8] u/PlasticComplexReddit: Most manipulated ass shit in history.
[+8] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Lmao warsh is fucked
[+8] u/Olorin444: Guys, I 've concluded that the only reliable way to earn money is to work.
[+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Just in: KOREA is going to wake up soon. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
[+8] u/Old_Geologist_6603: Could Warsh be any more full of shit? Evading any question and forecast with nonsense excuses.
[+8] u/VisualElectronic6674: Dumping mu before meta and msft unveil massive capex spend after market setup? Idfk man this sbit is crazy
[+8] u/JakeColorCarton: Bloomberg with the kill
[+8] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Delete apps for 2 years
[+8] u/ai___________: He talks like fucking chatgpt
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: His answer is "Markets" for every question
[+7] u/melvinzee: I think there is a more grim reason for why they might be single.
[+7] u/ziggyho: Elect a clown get a circus
[+7] u/yeedub: what the fuck happened
[+7] u/Spoliationcomplation: Just wait until we run out of oil and cant hide how fucked gas prices are anymore
[+7] u/wattap: "ai capex is laying the foundation for economic growth"
[+7] u/feiluefo: This guy desperately needs to get laid more often. 🤭
[+7] u/hermeskino715: If you traded both sides of that AND made money on both, you the 🐐
[+7] u/chaos-organized: Well... after today, I've got enough dry powder for one more dip. My next move will be deleting my brokerage app and checking back in around January.
[+7] u/deevee12: TODAY WE ARE ALL KOREAN
[+7] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Please post the help hotline.
This is not a joke.
[+7] u/Virtual_Yam4240: Lost a shit ton of money
[+7] u/47_Puppies: Fuck you in advance to everyone who's about to spam a decision they just made up in their heads to fuck with us
[+7] u/CamperChris94: Is MU Forward PE below 1 finally?
[+7] u/skychief99: Be fearful when others are fearful.
[+6] u/_hopkins: Post earnings META pump is the reversal we are all waiting for. Zuck will announce that he will be spending a country's GDP to generate memes for us.
[+6] u/lostinspacs: Comical overreaction 🤣
[+6] u/Kobe_Fan: No cut = yields spike. Same result
[+6] u/dbainerr: this guy is larping BIGTIME
[+6] u/loveactuary21: Someone smart tell me why MU lagging
[+6] u/digitalradiohead: Regardless of your positions, the fed fucking sucks… inflation is fucking killing people and they just sit there talking about ‘shocks’ for like 6 years.
[+6] u/rightovahere: Ayo what the fuck did Kevin warsh say? At this rate we might need to apologize to the Koreans for tonight
[+6] u/Forward-Mention-6395: market got fucking raped
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: bought GOOGL calls after earnings call, up 260%
[+5] u/KevinLevrone1329: Warsh definitely has sex with his socks on
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: We’re cooked. Everyone should rush to withdraw all their money from the bank
[+8] u/0201037464793921170: Holy fuck, if this misery is how the market behaves with the PRICED-IN RATE HOLD, what would have happen with a .25BP HIKE?
[+8] u/toophu4u: Just kill me Warsh. Just raise the fucken rates at this point. I dont care anymore
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Today’s events summed up. Fed: we don’t want to provide guidance so that we don’t influence the markets. Markets: Sell it all now and we’ll buy it later once these idiots figure out what they want to do.
[+7] u/chodebabies: BUY THIS MAN A 2.5 BILLION DOLLAR RENOVATED FEDERAL RESERVE BUILDING!
[+7] u/2muchnet42day: “Recession Kevin” Warsh - the Human Emergency Brake - just froze rates at 3.50 - 3.75% while three geniuses wanted them even HIGHER. He’s choking the greatest economy in history! WHO APPOINTED THIS GUY??? Whoever it was made a TERRIBLE mistake. CUT RATES NOW! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+7] u/brizzario: We're gonna have a big fucking problem if MSFT or META reports anything less than absolutely stellar numbers.
[+7] u/mmille24: Pray for Korea. North Korea. They need to secure their borders.
[+7] u/Regular_Leg405: MU forward pe of 5 🤣
[+7] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: What happened? Did Warsh tell us we’re all gay or something?
[+7] u/DrCaptainHammer: This guy has zero aura bring back Powell
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Why are we going back to the shadow realm
[+6] u/vish_NZ: wtf did this guy say, did he turbocharge cancer or something
[+6] u/bruhhzilla: Omg they held the rates ! Who could've seen that coming!
Fckn retrded drooling ass clowns 😒
[+6] u/CumomEileen: Fuck this guy he sounds totally clueless I want Jerome back
[+6] u/MetalEnthusiast83: STOCK MARKET. STOP IT
[+6] u/SaltyKrew: Portfolio down 21% in 3 months. Fuckkkkkk
[+6] u/Altruistic-Count2832: Pussed out and didnt buy .35 spy748p and thrn it shot to 9 dollars
[+6] u/MrIntuition: I mean holy fuck a $12 drop in an hour is crazy
[+6] u/SailingTheInternet: I have no idea what he’s saying
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: I think we've truly reached some kind of bottom. This shit doesn't make sense anymore
[+5] u/Vast_Ad_8414: Low volume pump Uh oh
[+5] u/Hussle_Crowe: RIP bull market. 2008-2026
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Warsh gonna keep rates steady