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[+21] u/JZ4012: can we just have two consecutive green days man
is that so much to ask for
[+19] u/TheYearGuesser: Microsoft is green.
Red day im afraid
[+19] u/steem99: "[Pakistan seeks $10 billion fund from US after mediating Iran talks](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/pakistan-seeks-10-billion-us-backstop-facility-boost-reserves-source-says-2026-07-21/)"
Lol
[+17] u/_GayButtSex_: 🫵**YOU**
**YES, YOU. THE PERSON READING THIS**
**🚨🚨🚨YOUR iCLOUD STORAGE IS FULL! 🚨🚨🚨**
*Thank you for your attention to this matter* 🤫
[+17] u/go-to-the-gym: Remember in the 00s how ppl made liking bacon their entire personality
[+13] u/External_Antelope357: New thread new ME! I was bearish there , but now bullish here.
[+13] u/financiallythriving: U.S. forces carried out their 11th consecutive evening of strikes on Iran overnight
Rubio says Iran ‘not serious’ about peace talks
[+12] u/Boraximus: certified tweakers in here thinking they can get 2 green semi days in a row
[+12] u/opsqttt: Woke up at 5am to go to work, but lost a months pay on puts yesterday
[+11] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Oil up 5%? Something happen.
[+10] u/Candid_Payment_4094: GOOGL earnings is gonna Korean BBQ the Koreans
[+10] u/I-paint-sometimes: \>two global shipping choke points get closed
\>oil barely moves
\>Iran hits one amazon data center
\>+4% WTI
Guess data centers are more integral to oil refining then the actual refinery's.
[+9] u/Background_Smile_426: Come on micron. PUUUUUUUUUSH!
[+9] u/Low_Truck_7049: **Alphabet projects its full-year capital expenditures to reach $180 billion to $190 billion.**
You realise MU + other semis are going to go green af if google reports high capex spend
[+9] u/dpatel211: MSFT green premarket? A day for puts then.
[+9] u/TheYearGuesser: London stock exchange going 24 hours!
Shame all the stocks on it are shit.
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Friendship ended with leather jacket man, now chad Sundar is my best friend
[+8] u/Fun_Ability2010: Binge watching squid game before market open
[+7] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: We have a month to replace oil with ai
[+7] u/LostMyMag: Axios about to announce discovery of asteroid with 100B barrels of oil. SPCX to 5000, oil down to 30.
^^^^Is ^^^^what ^^^^bulls ^^^^are ^^^^praying ^^^^for ^^^^right ^^^^now
[+7] u/Viktri1: Indian CEOs have let us down recently by I’m feeling it this quarter. Google and MSFT about to have their time in the sun.
[+7] u/Cpryus: this is obviously one of those days where everything goes red and we are all waiting on googl earnings after close to save us or fk us further, legit they love doing this cringe shiet
[+7] u/dreamer_Neet: OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL
[+7] u/InsideJobHarambe: NFLX bagholder for life
[+6] u/I-paint-sometimes: Where are all the smug oil shorts? i was assured oil was going smack bang back to $50
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Thinking of shorting google today. Hate all those nerds bragging on linkedin about their job. They don't even have a model in the top 15 at this point
[+6] u/BatMore6724: Woke up to dram being red wow
[+6] u/SolidMembership4876: Amazon should buy it's own army to protect their datacenter
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Old enough to remember crude at 120. I don't give AF about 89.
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: Smuggling Micro Chips International
[+5] u/AluminumCannister: Surprisingly, not that bad of a sell off so far.
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Wheres my old man scat erotica Pete?
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: 1 day software. 1 day hardware.
No exceptions.
[+5] u/fickle-phenom: OIL UP OIL UP OIL UP OIL UP OIL UP OIL UP
[+5] u/enc-nyc: This market shit is unpredictable I say
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: When do I part with my $MSFT calls?
[+5] u/Incognadeau: This is now an oil thread
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Really no point buying or selling anymore if you hold stocks. This is for the options gang. But have fun and be careful.
[+5] u/Comprehensive_Toe538: Would be insane to see 2 green days in a row. A boy can dream....
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: What’s the fucking news on RDDT now?
[+25] u/twostroke1: Dude at Dunkin poured me a coffee and then asked for a tip.
Ya I got a tip, buy calls baby.
[+19] u/GneissFrog: when did WSB become so infected with crybabies blaming others? WSB used to be full of people taking full ownership of their outlandish bets and massive losses. Now, we've got baby after baby blaming Koreans, blaming MMs, blah blah blah. No one forced you to click that button. You made that trade.
[+16] u/juliakeiroz: if there's a ever a Paper Hands Bitch awards, it goes to the koreans
[+15] u/Kepsoo97: Microsoft is Green. This will be a Bad day
[+14] u/Mindless-Mistake-885: Thank god Micron tapped my limit sell yesterday. I can finally breathe
[+14] u/Vlisa: Fake day until Google ER.
[+12] u/AltruisticOwl156: $wen always my go-to for a mid day lunch 😊
https://preview.redd.it/2wl2ahsokreh1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451ac2b1bcd3fc5e699b838ae54798da3f4a4f31
[+12] u/CorndogSummer: According to Regime Change, 🥭 wanted the White House bathroom fully carpeted. What kind of psycho wants a bathroom completely carpet.
[+11] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Jim Cramer says tech will go down today
[+11] u/znightmaree: /r/DRAM\_ETF might be the biggest collection of emotional amateur dumbasses I’ve ever seen on reddit and I own a shitload of memory
[+10] u/FinePerformance1046: LMAOO I knew things were ending badly for RDDT when the r/valueinvesting guys kept talking about the stock
[+10] u/Creative_Number_4428: Bullish bulls and bearish bears are an illusion. In reality, both are crying in the casino
[+10] u/CEOofBeanz: Who needs oil anyways? Just a bunch of black sludge. I need gas dumbass!
[+10] u/Throwaway37620: Memory bros we are so not back
[+9] u/CEOofBeanz: SpongeBob and Patrick are currently operating on Kharg
[+8] u/hioman01: Still no bols fuk comments yet, it is going to keep drilling
[+8] u/JackORoses: Record earnings from the most important companies in the world will be announced over the next few weeks.
Oh, they're spending extra on Cap Ex so they can make more money? Cool.
Bers r fuct
[+8] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Google calls are the alpha bet
[+8] u/Somniscient: Fuck it dude, let's go bowling
[+7] u/DipSniper69: Oil shorters in full cope. LMFAO
[+7] u/stayhandsome: where are all the DDs at nowadays? wsb used to have interesting ones and occasional gems. nowadays don’t seem to see anything even remotely interesting or off field.
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: 100% tariffs on generic drugs is pretty regarded
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Market these days = When you celebrate beating a video game boss & find out he has 2 more phases.....
[+7] u/j_b_1983: So it's going to be that kind of day.
Peace out.
[+6] u/avsfan0829: Not surprising the Koreans sold off. Half of them were probably on the brink of ruin before the pump. We're gonna see Koreans run for the exits any time we get a pump
[+6] u/ToughRhubarb8300: I think Elon is spiking oil prices so he can sell more cars. DOJ should investigate.
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Does anyone have a number for the Koreans I can call? I got a thing or two to say..
[+6] u/MoridanArtorias: Lots of shills here trying to get you to close your oil longs.
The shorts got caught with their pants down and are in full panic. How pathetic.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: GOOG, NOW and IBM earnings today. Today will make or break my MSFT calls.
[+6] u/dweeegs: So tired of waking up to whatever selling the Koreans foisted on the US market
[+6] u/english_fool: No matter how fucking tempting, I will not buy any 0dte within the first hour today
[+6] u/bcdr1037: It's redemption day for RKLB I can feel it
[+6] u/english_fool: pre-market is so fucking boring today
[+5] u/poozyfloor: You can tell us trading come online at 6 am. Oil straight down
[+5] u/iamjt: Went up 200 dollars
Return 50 dollars.
Looks fine to me
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The final shake out before memory gets sent to the moon
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Today is the Day! Take us to Valhalla GOOG calls. Send it you rich Nerds!
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Is RDDT committing seppuku after one useless wsb article?
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Petroleum to 300 is not a meme
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: lol nobody cares about oil going up. SPY is down like 0.1% LMAO
[+5] u/Capital-Pineapple961: Mods please fix your stock price. 175 is no good
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: msft green, qqq red fuk
[+5] u/LivelyArid: I love day drinking while trading
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Selloff on $RDDT is absurd. Their contract with $GOOGL is ending, it was signed before AI companies were doing billions in revenue. They are going to negotiate the new contract from a position of power, for more money. Bought premarket for a day trade.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Are we going up or down today?
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Market did the roulette equivalent of landing on green when I put all my money on black and red yesterday
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Skhy has ruined everything.
[+5] u/tortoisepump: Can't wait for Elon to stammer his way through another excruciating earnings call talking about totally irrelevant topics while TSLA craters in the aftermarket
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: If google won't crash the market, then nobody can.
[+5] u/BentoMan: Does it feel too early to cut capex numbers? These are long term commitments and feels like build out is just getting started — cutting capex feels like a 2027 thing. My vibes say the capex stays the same for now.
[+5] u/BFox1982: Jimothy the raccoon. 🥹
[+5] u/United-Dot-2814: Monday flat, Tuesday or Wednesday pump, then dump back to Monday's level on Friday, we've been through this cycle for almost 4 weeks now, make it stop please.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Massive candle down only to retrace it lol glad I’ve been out from options
[+22] u/Deadsea3132: I now sign every email with “Best regards” to give everyone here credit
[+15] u/orsomeshitidk: You’re not gonna believe this honey, someone hacked into our retirement accounts and made very poor investment choices
[+14] u/Soffatjockis: Imagine holding a position for longer than a week
Lmao
Then I'd probably be rich by now...
[+13] u/SearchUsual5193: I did not choose the falling knife, the falling knife chose me.
[+13] u/mmaisumm: AMD Advanced Money:
upvote for Duplicator
downvote for Destroyer
[+12] u/pickledmagahead: It’s fake until 9:30
[+12] u/zeebee098: One day I woke up tired and just stayed tired
[+10] u/H_o: goog acquired youtube in October 2006 for $1.65B
it brings in around $5B per month atm
[+10] u/confused_teabagger: GOOG earnings are going to be fine, because they are keeping shitloads of debt in off-book vehicles, similar to the way Enron did, so people don't freak out.
[+10] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Nice gains you got there. Would be a shame if somebody deleted all of them before market open tomorrow.
[+10] u/Open_Waltz6902: Two green days in a row is too much to ask for huh
[+10] u/Diamond-Key197: Fuck premarket and night hours, eat shit
[+10] u/PicklesAreTight: This is not a healthy market.
[+9] u/TheCheez-It: Guy working at the hotel gave me stock tips. Sell everything.
[+9] u/DrSenorChuckles: We have entered the perfect storm of a collapse
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: The amount of deals ASTS is signing is crazy
[+9] u/josh272321: Stay strong bears. Keep shorting this shit. BULLS R DED
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: Double down
Triple down
Until the bank and all lines of credit are at 0.
ATH is coming.
[+9] u/FLRugDealer: The market doesn’t know shit about fuck.
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: If Google lowers capex today then the whole market is mega fucked for the foreseeable future
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Talks are going well!
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: This ai bubble could have gone on for at least two more years if mango didn't decide to bomb Iran
Probably five years if he didn't tariff penguins
[+8] u/MagicMoon: If you buy SOXS and SOXL at the same time you can lose money even faster
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: A lot of little bitches in here suffering from Pre Market Syndrome
[+8] u/imadawgg: Man I watched SNDK hit 1663 overnight and I was finally in the clear if it opened that way. Lol fukkk
[+8] u/__nameless____: Nobody knows shit, just pick calls or puts and ride it
[+8] u/Bam2458: If it’s green it will be red tomorrow. If it’s red it will be green tomorrow.
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: Chat whose fault is this. I’m ready to blame someone other than me
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: Two Green Days in a row was asking for the world apparently. Back to the regularly scheduled program of drilling.
[+8] u/jiggolo420: Yeah, I'm gonna invest in Reddit, a company that couldnt figure out how to properly size emojis, so removed them!
Pour one out for Sad Pepe and Laughing Mexican Guy
[+8] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+8] u/Own-Recipe5908: New to single-tick glitch prices?
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Calls on homeless camps
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: You all woke up and chose crying in the casino again
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Had a terrible dream last night. I became a professional boxer and got beat the fuck up in my my first match in front of my hometown crowd and decided to never box again 😔
[+7] u/FartPolluter: you guys mad at south korea restricting leverage shows the memory stonks have solid foundations at these valuations
[+7] u/buylowselllower420: somehow we end the day green
[+7] u/brute-forced: Overnight Iran successfully built a 100,000 square-foot facility for nuclear uranium enrichment and in two hours of operations were able to produce .5 grams of weapons grade uranium.
This is breaking news, check back later for more updates…
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Someone was talking shit to me in a different sub and I checked their profile and they’re active in here and terrible as fuck at trading so that felt good lmao
[+7] u/JAntaresN: Pull back for google earnings i guess.
[+7] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: https://preview.redd.it/61ttz8mwwreh1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39abe7971db5d17a6c19188693a72ad1b063bb78
***i want the outcome to be income***
[+7] u/emanresu711: I smoked again. I hate myself
[+7] u/jhchee: Yesterday was a memory bull trap lmfao
[+7] u/Brawmethius: Some of here need to hear this.
WSB daily chat is not your dream board. You cant manifest your shitty positions into profit by schizo posting.
Otherwise slay girl 💅 mercury in retrograde
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: Lol no worries. Green at close and google capex increase
[+7] u/lithe_silhouette: After pump comes dump, it's in the holy books
[+6] u/2muchnet42day: Why can't we deport bears and be done with it
[+6] u/Ok_Resolution_8472: My money, it's all gone
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: down 11k these past 2 weeks
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: Genuinely getting sick of these constant memory pumps one day and dump the next with absolutely no reason or news. And why do koreans have such a stranglehold over it
[+6] u/Juddy-: 4 hours of meetings today. Heaven forbid I actually want to do work
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: There should be a net worth limit on this sub. You shouldn't be allowed to have 7 figures and call a 10k options play a yolo. Pussy.
[+6] u/jcdq: think an important question to ask yourself is, if memory companies have secured the capital (via long term contracts) to build out fabs, does it still make sense for hyperscalers to increase capex now when they can just wait for cheaper memory? even if new fabs are years away, it would make sense to see some scaling down as we approach this target. Obviously im no expert but in the current market we would need blowout future guidance from hyperscalers for memory stocks to keep flying and while it may be increasing it might not be enough anymore. one green day doesn’t mean we are coming back yet, safest bet might be to sell the hype (now) and then buy back in after the dust clears otherwise its just gambling… anyway i have a shitload of calls
[+6] u/Dectane12345: Good day to not open my portfolio
[+6] u/Zoolanderek: I have no clue what the fuck capex is and I fear it’s too late to ask
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: All my homies hate kospi
[+6] u/ercanbas: Everything is a dead cat
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: everything I made yesterday is getting wiped out
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: Friendly advice:
# *Those who bought the top are destined to become the bottoms* - Michael J. Burry
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: Today will probably one of those sideways days where Jane earns theta from bols AND bers.
[+6] u/jiggolo420: Wtf is going on with amd? Its jumping a % each second
[+6] u/tuckgonegetcha: Too many GOOG earnings bulls, starting to think it’ll dump a bit more
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: One of those days where the market is just actively trying to shake people out of their positions. Just think: why the fuck would GOOG and the other big boys be raising money if all the sudden they were going to cut capex?
[+6] u/need20goodmen: Before was fake V this is the real V
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: It is only Wednesday my dudes
FAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK
[+6] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: They're not going to cut capex, they recently raised 80bn for it, the board would skin everyone alive before they announced a capex cut
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: No one ever went broke taking profits, my cope mantra
[+5] u/2muchnet42day: Remember, it's never "just the dip"
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Damn it kimchi hotpot lovers why did you do this
[+5] u/TakeThatBro: Today is the day!
I will make enough money to eat 2 hotdog. Pray for me!
[+5] u/TopHistorical8035: Boys I recommend making a sandwich look at some nice options and watch some tv because today is going to be stale as fuck
[+5] u/daviper87: Iran accidentally dialed my phone in their calling panic. They told me they want a deal badly.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: CLIFFORD coming in hot to save my 7 Friday 746puts and 5 743s
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: wtf why did everything tank overnight?
[+5] u/2muchnet42day: GOOG gonna get KIMIed by GYNA
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: I don't think I will ever gambol again if semis tank after $GOOG earnings.
Not that I won't want to, I would practically not be able to.
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: I keep thinking about the the year we could have had with no tariffs or war or DOGE.
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: I think the Korean leverage cascade has brought memory stocks incredibly low and that this is actually an amazing dip buying opportunity that is just a godsend to people who didnt get in before or managed to get out near the top. Can see how primed this thing is to spring back up. MU and SNDK have serious retard strength.
[+5] u/WarEaglePrime: Are we stuck in a loop? Talks go well, shenanigans, talks break down, attacks resume, TACO, talks resume
[+5] u/noicedeb8r: Do we think spy continues to drill market open?
[+5] u/Bravadette: RFK really got revenge on everyone making fun of him for having parasites. And it's only just begun.
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Getting rugpulled is never a good feeling.
[+5] u/Current-Ease9521: Spy rip at opening to ATH
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Why does it look like goog will destroy semis today.
[+5] u/vermilli21: MU still trading under the 200MA, thats not good....
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Missed the stairs up but took the elevator down.
[+5] u/Orin_n: MU back at 930 and that's still overpriced
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Father, i don’t feel so good with this premarket activity
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: Oil at $89 perfectly normal!
[+5] u/NoSenseMakes: personally won’t believe the bear case until we get to -2%
[+5] u/tiny_toof: Ok guys, this time it MU goes down to 850 you need to BUY
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Fuck it full port puts
[+5] u/thedyslexicdetective: We’re back to living in a flat market
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: # Trump Approves Landmark Nuclear Deal With Saudi Arabia in Big Win for Kingdom
# The deal could mean large profits for American companies but also is likely to raise concerns about nuclear proliferation in Middle East
middle east countries: what if they nuke us in the face
USA: it was a risk i was willing to take
[+5] u/kryptonyk: One green day and they thought the volatility was over 😂😂😂
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: 23 days of oil supply left. They better solve this Iran clusterfuck soon before we head into Great Depression 2.0
[+5] u/aurorasavm: Donny needs to do another fake peace deal pump. We're getting bored.
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: i've seen Bronk, Bill Kospi, Michael Buble and Freaky Nikkei
But John Stocks? Never heard of him.
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Dead cat bounce on memory
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Panic sold gev at the bottom then saw report wasn't bad and stock was recovering so bought back in at the top now it's dropping again
[+5] u/Samjabr: No pahmp! let me offload these bags first
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: Idk man, i think right now everything is priced so that capex should get higher and higher, if google announces that they're not gonna increase, then we're fukd
[+18] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+16] u/jasperCrow: Crazy how Mango’s solution to conflict is commit a war crime every day until the fighting stops 💀
[+13] u/davidbigham: believe it or not, believe.
[+13] u/New_Competition_410: Someone somewhere today will lose money , very possibly me
[+13] u/Leaveittoybot: This is genuinely the gayest premarket I've ever seen
[+12] u/Mods4Bers: Can this market just dump already?
[+11] u/qaswexort: sundar, please kindly do the needful
[+11] u/mountain-wood-316: all earnings releases need to be premarket.
[+11] u/Weekly_One8412: bro is really declaring acts of war with "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
[+11] u/darkspherei: turning the country into a casino, run by someone who bankrupted a casino
[+11] u/king_of_all_retards: * Toilet seat down
* Big dump is cooking
* Bidet hose on standby
* Fully charged iPhone 11 with cracked screen
* Air vent is on
Im ready to start my day as a trader
Good luck everyone!
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: V before open so nobody can buy calls on the dip classic
[+10] u/Plus-Ice-2226: So puts when you guys say calls and calls when you guys say puts… got itttt
[+10] u/PossibleLack835: ALL IN ON SEMIS DIP. GOOG GOING TO SAY "WE ARE ALL IN ON AI" LIKE USUAL WHICH WILL CRASH SAAS AND PUMP SEMIS
[+10] u/cow_grass: "Open ai went rogue", sure bud. It was definitely premeditated publicity stunt.
[+9] u/YoDooley: I’m artificially unintelligent
[+9] u/BRodIsRad: It's over, we're back, it's over, we're back, its ove-
[+9] u/ManonFire1224: Market has been absolute ass since the beginning of June
[+9] u/rioferdy838: This market is like my ex.
Can’t fckin decide which direction it wants to go. Some days good. Some days shitty. Some days both.
[+9] u/Admirable-Basil-3137: Mango is such a retard, unfathomable
[+9] u/Sensitive_nob: Orange Man is awake. Good morning oil.
[+9] u/ThanksDependent1001: Open the casino you crazy bastards!
[+9] u/No-Passage2436: I have puts. I’m expect spy to rip at open to which I will paperhand into
[+8] u/Flo_Evans: How the fuck do you west coast people even trade stocks. Market is open before sunrise lmao.
[+8] u/YoDooley: See those massive wicks on AMD?
Yeah, that’s MM exiting premarket. Thats how bad it’s about to be.
[+8] u/Big_Debt_7442: wow, multiple mods from here arrested for CP. not surprised.
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: People on here really consider long term investing holding a position for 2 days.
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Nearly august, I remember when they called it a 3 day conflict that was won over the weekend
[+8] u/jusjones314: Where are all the inside traders who used to give us good tips for earnings so we could post gain porn? I miss y'all 😭😭😭
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: who is getting fucked deep in the ass rn
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: wake up babe...new manngo season just dropped
[+8] u/PhoKingWild: Man I hate taking a shower and then out of nowhere have to take a shit. Kind of a metaphor for how I pick stocks.
[+8] u/No-Put2311: If you bought calls yesterday after the gap up but didn’t load them in the gap down I feel like you are just gonna get rugged everytime
[+8] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: MM this
MM that
Bro you have schizophrenia
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: if you liked $MU at $810, you gonna love it at $600
[+7] u/Fit-Employ3623: Fuck around, blame Koreans , bag hold memory
[+7] u/UnkleSambo: Remember how obnoxiously bullish everyone was yesterday? It’s almost like you don’t know what you’re doing 🤔
[+7] u/Next-Sentence-8426: A ton of my comments get copied. Is it all bots doing that?
[+7] u/mxcstar: Yesterday: “Everything is awesome, the sky’s the limit!”
Today: “Everything is terrible, the sky is falling!”
[+7] u/trsx5: Everyone asks what my positions are but never how my positions are
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: Those space datacenters gonna end up in the dumpsters behind Wendy's
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Cramer is the world’s most theatrical lagging indicator.
[+7] u/Lori-Lightfoot: taco framework is set
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: You need to make earnings releases a spectacle these days to pump. Sundar needs to loosen up
[+7] u/cultoftheclave: inverse top 1% commenters
[+7] u/SangerGRBY: Saw a 19 year old guy with 215k yolo in NBIS @ $206.
If that isnt the top signal idk what is.
[+7] u/Shoty6966-_-: The most retarded thing you can think of will happen today
[+7] u/jasperCrow: In case you haven’t noticed. Mango always makes his biggest threats right before a 🌮.
Probably +1.5% today or tomorrow.
[+7] u/CLAMACID: idc what happens i just want to be included
[+7] u/SangerGRBY: Me: Buys NBIS.
The next day: Evil Data Center owned by NBIS a RUSSIAN tech spin off caught amidst protest. Residences in a local town in Birmingham files petitions to stop NBIS expansion citing blatant environmental pollution, noise pollution and excessive water consumption. Local mayor calls NBIS anti american, and vows to stop NBIS expansion.
[+7] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: 讓我教你一句至理名言,我的孩子…熊是同性戀。
[+7] u/Volume-Active: I ain't touching my phone till 10:30
[+7] u/Spy300: >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY
>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY
Well then.
[+7] u/Sick0h: You can’t dump MSFT and also not pump everything else. Thats illegal.
[+7] u/Mega_Ass_Sp00n: Idk whatever you do it’ll do the opposite
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: It's down 3% after a 12% day
"bull trap"
[+6] u/Harvooost: Y'all be worried about your 401k's and retirement plans your retirement plan SHOULD be hitting the gym and learning Jiu-Jitsu so you can survive in the robot wars.
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: Rotating into Wendy's applications
[+6] u/szokdogg: Boss said if I keep up the good work, I'll get trained on the fryer!!
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Let's not forget that Lisa Su offered 20% of AMD stock to OpenAI and META, god knows who else, that's a lot of upcoming dilution. META and OpenAI have huge incentives to buy a fuckton of AMD Helios.
[+6] u/Indra_Sx: Yesterdays gains, today’s losses
[+6] u/Spoliationcomplation: Heh, nothing personal kid
* ***cuts your retirement in half, but like super fast so it doesn't even realize its been cut*** *
[+6] u/NotMe357: If AMD got a deal worth billions of dollars and still tank. You can see the market is fucked lol
[+6] u/CMTTrader: **"From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT, including those located next to, or in, the Capital City of Tehran. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" President DJT**
[+6] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Hahaha the V later today will be legendary
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Cramer is a malfunctioning fog horn.
[+6] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Pumped yesterday then dumped today lol
[+6] u/Spy300: TRUMP: United States will bomb and destroy one bridge or power plant any time Iran shoots at ships in the Strait of Hormuz
>u/Spy300 9 points 5 days ago
>Blow up the power plants / Kharg Island
>WTI to 150
>Both straights close
>Emergency rate cuts for a crisis
>This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**
Believe yet?
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Trimmed a little pre market, so we probably gonna rip
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: I’ll suck off any Indian dude for the rest of my life if they ask me to if Sundar ups capex today
[+6] u/davidbigham: This Iran thing gonna last like few years. two weeks my ass.
[+6] u/powerboner: The market will never maintain a pump again LMFAO.
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: *"Buying stock with borrowed money reaches level of past market tops: ‘Very bearish looking’," per CNBC*
Sounds like the banks problem, not mine
[+6] u/Intrepid-Peace-2350: I need to make my rent money back, pay day is the 29th
Should I full port spy calls or puts on open
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: Alright korean retards let murica show u how its done
[+6] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: guys remember to have fun!
[+6] u/davidbigham: SPY doing the V before it even open
[+6] u/2AMTrader: sell all button ready
[+6] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+6] u/CLAMACID: paid $30 to have coldstone delivered yesterday and now i’m eating it for breakfast THIS IS AMERICA
[+6] u/D1finalboss: Remember: the first thirteen moves are fake
[+6] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Damn MMs just fooled every bear with that premarket
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Hey, Baron, your dad sucks at his job
[+6] u/Beerplz94: “From this point forward, any time the Islamic Republic of Iran shoots at a ship in the Strait of Hormuz, whether it be by Missile, Rocket, Drone, or any other device or weapon, the United States will bomb and destroy ONE BRIDGE OR POWER PLANT,” Trump wrote on social media.
[+6] u/and188aa: It needs more bearish sentiment and then it will pop
[+5] u/Spooky_Mulder27: It’s either blood red or insane pump, no in between. But ends up relatively flat on the monthly
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: the bones are their money
[+5] u/DrShrimpf: fuck you Warren Buffet Im swing trading Pepsi you're not my dad
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Google switching from Gemini to Kimi
[+5] u/chuastan: Decide yourself who do u trust as the king of kings. Sundar, buffet? Or your Wendy’s manager who can’t tell ketchup from mayonnaise. Time to play the game….
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Pissin on my neighbors fence rn
[+5] u/claytondpark: Ever since google's Gemini ai has been providing my search results I've been clicking on less links thus seeing less ads 🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: I gave coreweave a good review a few weeks ago for doing such a good job on my gfs hair
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Great day to short QQQ
[+5] u/davidbigham: You just need to inverse yourself and u will be rich. It is that simple .
[+5] u/isolated-cat: it'll be funny when SMCI gives up all the overnight pump and goes red today
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: Donnie's boys looking to load up, cue some empty threats, if anyone is not doing the opposite to his tweets you need to get your head examined
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: Everything is a little strange in here today. Also ,why market all down all the sudden? I thought everything was so great and just yesterday?
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Anyone else think Google rips 10% for no other reason than Warren Buffett investing in it?
[+5] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Empty threats from donny are bullish. Means he's looking to TACO soon.
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Volatility will make princes and paupers today
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: My TSLA bull thesis is that gas prices are so high that I'm seeing even a bunch of chud construction workers taking out loans at my job to buy Teslas. That said, I ain't touching that ticker. GLHF
[+5] u/gzzzl: You all are spreading so much pessimism that the only possible outcome rn is an incredible pump at open
[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Yesterday was coordinated to destroy puts, classic
[+5] u/Chrg88: Reddit fighting Google. Letsgo
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Those generic drug tariffs will never be implemented. They go into effect at the end of his term. Will get repealed day 1 of the next admin 🥱
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: A butterfly flapped its wings in Central Park and MU drops 4%
[+5] u/No-Put2311: GOOG either sacrifices itself and announces increases in capex or its ice cubes and sugar for the next 2 weeks
[+5] u/CompetitivePen7967: OpenAI hacked my port and I lost 200k, calls on mcafee
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Ceasefire soon now that they’re talking about bridges and power plants again?
[+5] u/SavorySushi88: Don’t worry guys, I talked to my buddy Kyle he said we’re going higher. Never doubt Kyle
[+5] u/KeyReaction892: Now bears remember to sell at open cause it’s popping back up
[+5] u/_Photonics_: The market is preparing for that mega inverse V that will trigger the apocalypse
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: straight still very closed. no ships coming thru. oil going high high. spy will still find a way to pump its insane. probably getting washed on puts again today
[+5] u/CheapHero91: sandisk green 30 min into open
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: who's getting fucked in the ass real hard
[+5] u/Elidan123: andddd MSFT is red. lmao.
[+5] u/Trenavix: Yet again we see that the premarket meant absolutely nothing
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Goddamnit another day of SPY being a fucking range bound cuck.
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: Its 7 minutes in why arent we +3%
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: loaded right back up on puts. fuckkkk this shit.
[+5] u/_Clit-Commander_: What is even Coreweave?
[+5] u/Donenzone1907: If i can just break even god ill promise il QQQ and chill i swear
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: The last time I played earnings, it was GOOG and I got wiped out
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Same here. Playing with scraps now.
[+5] u/xeemyy: SPCX pulled the entire sector down 🤌
[+17] u/EyeCantTrade: Believe it or not, I'm retarded
[+14] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I bought calls at the top faaaak
[+14] u/Metal-Water: How can I prevent market makers from reading my thoughts?
[+13] u/HumanCheesecake2137: Is it me or has this market been very hard to trade
[+11] u/tropicalia84: Crude up \~7% in the last 2 days
SPY up 1% in the same time frame
Looking like we might be able to hit $770 if Crude reaches $120bbl again
[+10] u/radljostxx: Idk. I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: 🥭 really got baited by BB into going to war against iran like Tony got baited by that Jewish guy to take a piece of the motel in sopranos season 1. You can’t make this stuff up
[+10] u/BestTrader69420: # BEAR IS FUK LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Buying puts from here, time to lose some money
[+9] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: Nuclear is back on the menu boys
[+9] u/cgonz15: I quit day trading because I lost too much money every day. I now swing trade and lose money over a longer period of time. 👍🏼
[+9] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I’m starting to think I might be bad at this
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory did a straight V holy shit
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: only NVDA can release their new chip and say they can produce like 500B of them in a single quarter, and be red the next day
[+8] u/waitamiasuspect: Exit liquidity is when you eat the wrong lettuce
[+8] u/Altair82: bless your heart, sweetie
[+7] u/Krotitel_Viliam: Everyone panic sell everything
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # SPY GREEN
# I REPEAT
# SPY IS GREEN
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHAASERS, AND FOMOERS!!!
# NEW ALL TIME HIGHS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER!!!
[+7] u/ai___________: So many bers in this chat after 30% corrections lmao these animals just buy high sell low
[+7] u/No_Tie9686: gambling on options while I click through an OSHA 10 hour course on other monitor. never felt more alive
[+7] u/aqjingson: Reddit considering cutting off Google access to content for ai, what in the regarded fk
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: Seems like a good day to decide If you really want to be holding whstever the fuck you’re holding
[+7] u/iliveasimplelife: META, MSFT, RDDT and my PORT have apparently given up on life
[+7] u/guccioli: Most countries are pronounced differently than what they are in English. This one’s not that hard to get right, but there are plenty others that people butcher every day. It’s not like anyone says Me-he-co for Mexico, you’d just look like a jackass.
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: It's crazy how much you have to argue with Claude over and over until it admits it was straight up wrong. Like you have to do your own separate research, show it and then it's like "wow fair criticism and thanks for pointing this out!" Retard.
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: Volume is extremely low on a lot of stocks
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Iran crisis: Persistent
Oil, bonds, inflation : Up
Equities: Rising
Tarrif Chaos: Spiking
Conclusion: Bullish AF
[+6] u/Stealthless: Guys, I think bers are in trouble
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Sundar is going to Pichai your anus
[+6] u/TraditionalCamel667: https://preview.redd.it/5lvhyeukeseh1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a805047822d5e31772ed75af889837c1656e17
[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: sorry bols I just loaded up on calls
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT you good man? Lmaoooooo
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: What is this, pump for ants ?
[+6] u/R1ckyB0bby_: MSFT is hilarious man
[+6] u/GotKarprar: I’m gonna be sick I’ve never had this much money to my name I may be able to get real meals instead of ramen
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: Stop refreshing the daily. We’re pinned until GOOG earnings. Go back to work. Delay delivery your emails and tell Sharon “No I can’t see your screen”
[+6] u/SnooRecipes5248: !Banbet GOOGL 399 48hrs
[+6] u/ez399017: Based on KOPSI I was expecting a 6% MU drill so I will take this
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: It's a bers thought buls thought kind of day
[+6] u/ez399017: MSFT red=Bols delight
[+6] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: Your V, master Wayne 🤵🏼♂️
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: If your order gets filled right away, then you're in danger.
[+6] u/chainerection: Seated on a Zuck chair against my will
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Bro beat the world record in the mile this week and gullible bol thot that was bullish 😂
… bro was running for the exit 😎
[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: We're about to fucking rip, bruh. Shorts are about to be shidding and pissing themselves (even more than usual).
[+6] u/Massander: If you think SpaceX is shit now just wait till the lockups expire
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Man the boomers salivating at that 10 year right now
[+6] u/Ble_h: KOSPI is a bad influence on SPY.
[+6] u/Dry-Butterscotch8503: I'd rather lose money than go through these boring ass days
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls. Theta kicks you in the balls.
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # EVERYONE ON THIS SUB TOLD YOU +100% ON CALLS BOUGHT AT OPEN LIKE 9 OUT OF EVERY 10 DAYS THE MARKET IS OPEN
[+6] u/rbraalih: Like jazz: if you need to ask you never gonna know
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: We pump so Korea can dump
[+6] u/meatbag2010: I would love it as well, it would be nice to be on the right side of it every now and again though.
[+5] u/The_Gunslinger9: Chooo chooo. All aboard the gold and silver train. We are taking off. Next stop: The moon
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Nflx is green. Something is wrong
[+5] u/Ozqi: My teeth feel like they’re being ripped apart. I haven’t worn my retainer in a month and now I’ve been wearing it for the last 8 hours.
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: Can someone just pump this shit already, I just want to get drunk play dota and fuck some bitches. Is that too much to ask?
[+5] u/MindlessSchedule8861: Advanced Money Duplicator
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Death, taxes and ORCL red everyday, that’s a guarantee in life lol
[+5] u/cgonz15: Truly cant wait for this ai memory bullshit to end, so damaging for the markets my god
[+5] u/thegx7: +1% everything thanks for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/VellyJanta: First directions always fake (I have puts :( )
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: The strait being closed and oil skyrocketing is now bullish, because it means people have to pay more for gas now, and everyone has unlimited amounts of money
[+5] u/xironically23: I'm missing McDonald's breakfast for this garbage movement
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I wonder how many Korean bros watch the American market like a degen
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: Lots of people ignorant to the destruction caused by seafaring data centers.
Sure, it may take long time to warm up the whole ocean if there were underwater data centers - but does nobody have any understanding of how much damage local ecology would see due to that?
You'd fuck everything up, coral reefs, native populations, local life would completely change its course. Are people so autistic to not realize that?
Scotty, beam me the fuck outta here please.
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: MSFT is such a horrible diseased stock. Truly pathetic stock.
[+5] u/Knarre30: What are the highly fantastic news that keep this market up?
[+5] u/wildcat1055: The lesson as always: "pre-market is fake and ghey"
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: did micron just pump 5% in a hour
[+5] u/likamuka: I fucking thought a wildberries warehouse contained real wild berries and never knew what the fuss was about.
[+5] u/PerformanceWorth767: Never seen such a big green dildo before
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Man, the market doesn’t care about anything
[+5] u/No_Tie9686: trading opposite of what I think is likely to happen. this way the algo's can't outsmart me
[+5] u/isospeedrix: \+2000% on GLD calls ty
[+5] u/MoguriBanjo: Tired of guessing if stocks go up or down, how do I go long right instead?
[+5] u/Xtal_D: So they're trying for a second day in a row of yields up, oil up, metal up, and SPY up.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Now earnings about to start SaaSpocalypse 5.0
[+5] u/Ltheman000: I just took a dump on company time.
# Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Metal-Water: The second I buy calls it dumps. Fuck you market makers
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Bol be like help me stepbroooooo im stuck in these 750c
[+5] u/No_Current3675: nothing on my watchlist is a buy today.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🥭 casually mentioning he will start committing war crimes ayooo ! Puts as soon as the next ship in the strait goes kaboomie
[+5] u/YTLupo: 🥭 NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
[+5] u/dinkmctip: GOOG earnings going to be lit.
[+5] u/d3sp: I sold when I got back to breakeven AMA
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: bob ross did nothing wrong
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Idunno but I bought some
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: whenever i'm ready to ditch SMCI, it pulls a rabbit out of its hat. HODL!
[+5] u/alwayscursingAoE4: RDDT turned off Old Reddit unless you’re logged in. They are catering to a dumber audience when its real value are old heads who write full comments. The new reddit site is a shitty tik tok clone and commenting in minimized. Idiots at this company.
[+5] u/Old-Salamander-2603: the whole market rests on googles shoulders…with that being said, GOOGL calls baby!
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: surely theres no way google would dilute not to raise or atleast maintain capex right
[+5] u/CamOper: rip bul
rip ber
we all fucked
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: We all know premarket is red and ghey.
[+5] u/SolomonKings7: Google ER will pump market to ATH
[+5] u/CriticalAnt2057: A lil dumpy at open and then theta gang the rest of the day?
[+5] u/nascarhero: OpenAI story really showing nobody can tell the difference between the news and an ad anymore
[+5] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Bols fucked. They forgot to take his phone away this morning
[+5] u/hayleybts: Oil chart looks like shorting is not working and it's demanding attention
[+5] u/Front-Manager8911: You make jokes about koreans but they are future you, so calls on koreans
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: doesnt get much better than that
[+14] u/CJBlueNorther: I went to the Korea sub the other night and told them how it is, they weren't amused.
https://preview.redd.it/6m99plnrpseh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77f7e003c7d2d212d38e87f28047febb457948b
[+10] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: This shitty price action happens when retarded bulls won't just let it drop
[+10] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: GOOG will shoot itself and announce increased AI capex.
[+9] u/spwath: so SPY just going to sit here for hours?
[+8] u/freakinsilva: GOOG 1Y +82%
AAPL 1Y +52%
NVDA 1Y +21%
TSLA 1Y +15%
AMZN 1Y +6%
META 1Y -12%
MSFT 1Y -24%
[+8] u/chaoticmosaic: Pick a damn direction so I can stop staring at my phone
[+8] u/MoneyBadger14: I swear I’ll take profits this time
I won’t
[+8] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Just made 700% on Nvda July 210 lmao
[+8] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: wtf is NVDA even pumping on?
[+8] u/Burger_Gouger: Surviving layoffs < making money on options
[+8] u/Background-Ad-5319: Stocks go up “LOL BERS FUKT” stock goes down “LOL BULS FUKT” boring ass comments
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Feeling cocky brought my gf in to demonstrate how easily I can make more than she earns in a day in a few minutes. Immediately lost more than she earns in a month in a few seconds. I started talking about "the big picture" while she packed her stuff
[+7] u/TurbodToilet: Is this a fucking joke? What the fuck even are these random ass market saving candles lmao
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: Nvidia's fat fuckin ass requires the entire stock market's liquidity when it wants to make a move
Lose some weight fatty!
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I just wanna see Mu go deep red today that’s it
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: I bet Jensen’s leather jacket smells like bussy
[+7] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Boy was I wrong loading up on puts for NVDA today.
[+7] u/DietComprehensive356: Scared for goog earnings lol
[+7] u/visionarymind: Mebbe a hawt take, but
Anne Hathaway >>> Berkshire Hathaway
Just saying 🫡
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Thank you NVDA. You just tripled my account, I love you.
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: CHOO CHOO BEARS
IRAN WAR OVER AGAIN
[+7] u/JuneauMori: Don't stagger MU, make that run to 1000!!!!
[+7] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Why TF is my direction ALWAYS wrong??????
[+7] u/kev0795: About time NVDA got some love
[+7] u/empty-bensen: Under 1 Mil, recession indicator.
[+6] u/ChemistLeading3484: Spy fuck you I’m going back to qqq
[+6] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: Getting berish in here, maybe Google calls
[+6] u/mixtape312: Whoever wrote the options models rigged it so fking bad for the market makers
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I bought calls and instantly got cooked lmao
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: HOLY FUCK just fill my fucking order
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: They fact MU keeps getting bought up is pissing me off
[+6] u/Xzlk: I’m Full port semis before the increased capex and then will DCA into the hyeprscalers after the dips for the next 3 months. It seems too good to be true. I’m getting scared.
[+6] u/OkBandicoot9286: I bought NVDA at the low today and came out on top with a 107% profit 😭
[+6] u/Comrade_Durge: I am a simple Bol, I see bers fucked I upvote. Wishing everyone a green day
[+6] u/user_nombre_: Last chance to buy put, 740 eod
[+6] u/Pamper69: Bers starting to sperg out like the schizo cuck losers they are
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Getting a bad feeling about goog 😟
[+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: The SPY CEO honestly needs raise.
[+5] u/NomSaneMan: Yup sold SKHY yesterday after hours at 174.5, just bought back at 160. Swingng this volatility
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: wow SMCI gives zero fucks
[+5] u/Public_Day_4996: What's going on with gold?
[+5] u/skeet_scoot: Software is dead. Just use Claude for everything! What could go wrong?
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Okay new unspoken rule in the casino. If you do not have any funds invested and are sitting in cash then shut the fuck up. "IM NOT INVESTING IN THIS SHIT" okay then, get the fuck out of here and go to r/cash pussies
[+5] u/patmccock86: What the fuck is SPY doing?
[+5] u/bringkiteback: When servicenow gonna pump!!? How can she slap
[+5] u/PorscheOwner1738: MMs can see your stop loss btw
[+5] u/aniote: SPY will be between $400 and $18,000 by end of 2030 give or take
not financial advice
[+5] u/BubblyZone3752: Ah the classic fakeout
[+5] u/smoothsailer55: So are we bullish on MU or nah?
[+5] u/Ultionisrex: My next three years will be better spent watching Piccolo and Vegeta go at it every Thursday.
[+5] u/mjk67: A Jensen Leather jacket just sold for 960k.
[+5] u/visionarymind: But now I’m 12 years older, ten years sober
& Avicii isn’t here no more 😭
[+5] u/Woahhno: This range is so lame
[+5] u/swampassOG: Invest in yourself, Kings 🤴
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Nvda going fucking nuclear
[+5] u/Tall_Technology2325: Welp accounts good as dead.
Gambling was fun. Good luck in the casino yall.
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Omfg you can literally see the liquidity reentering the market
[+5] u/dabblesest: Hey guys I don’t know who needs to hear this but…
Statistically this is where you want to buy calls
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #SPY is in a bull market but most stocks are in a bear market LMAO🤌
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: White knuckling these puts. Just waiting for it to suddenly retardmaxxx over 750
[+5] u/Diguojigood: semi is going to fucking rally so hard
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Im invested in good companies yet they go down everyday.
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: holy shit another V fucking erased again?
[+5] u/djln491: We found our parking lot for the day. 747
[+5] u/AntimatterEntity: man can these memory stonks diee plz
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: Another day for the Hyperscalers to dump hard and then bounce along the bottom all fukin day!
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: My port is full of *bees*
[+5] u/Slight_Sentence393: I never thought I will be one of these guys but my life earnings and the fate of my companies solvency is depending on $NOW earnings.
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: High off of NVDA 0dtes
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: I don’t believe in this pump tbh
[+5] u/DarthTraderrr: thinking of selling my puts so clifford can make an appearance
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Bag_1662: bull horns are deep in my bear ass rn. yall fucking win.
[+5] u/Alone_Cauliflower360: 12k - 15k - 8k - 16k im out
[+5] u/ResultMurky8153: I warned ber every damn time but they ghey and don't listen
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: What does it mean when the market is green but everything I own is red?
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: hold up everybody. department of energy now says the strategic petroleum reserve can give us 200 million more barrels than we thought. just in time to keep this war going. amazing coincidence.
[+5] u/sunsetmenu: no point in holding semis longer than a day it seems
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Can’t wait to see if I’m either a savant or ignoramus for going 70% cash last week for earnings
[+5] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Feels like itll be a choppy day until goog earnings
[+5] u/bidahtibull: Can MU drop to 800 again so I can no buy again? Thanks.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: THIS is how you make money Koreans. Stop being paper handed bitch.
[+5] u/dabblesest: Spy flying, MSFT dying?
Seems like another afternoon in the universe folks.
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Layoffs are so hot right now
[+5] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: My dad just hit me for trading pennystocks like a retard. I told him it's the SPY chart. He apologized and hit me again for just being retarded.
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: I guess spy just aint moving today
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: So uh SMCI really not gonna stop pumping today?
[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT 500 seems like a distant dream
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Buy high, smoke PCP, sell higher.
[+5] u/winston511: If we see a dip on NOW at open I’m going all in for earnings, keep in mind I’m wrong on earnings plays 100% of the time
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Persimmon9884: i got that taco bell diarrhea. ive lost like 25 lbs lol. I think its because i treated it like being drunk. like if youre drunk just keep drinking and youll be fine so i kept eating taco bell but it just kept getting worse
[+5] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Drill team 6 back on the menu
[+13] u/BearContra: Prediction for today's earnings:
GOOGL 10% down
TSLA 10% down
NOW 20% down
SPY 1% down
QQQ 2% down
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MSFT 5% green tomorrow....... LMAO
[+12] u/Itchy_Election_5327: wsb saying that it's looking dumpy- CALLS
[+10] u/Environmental_Bag778: SPY PLEASE JUST DUMP
[+9] u/Pete26l96: real talk, I normally go running in the evenings, but due to the heat I decided I'd go at 8 am today before work.
I run at a track, and do 5K (3 miles).
I kid you not, a quarter way through my run this giant bee started following me and flying around my face / hitting my face for 5 minutes straight. I whacked it away with my arms numerous times, at one point I legit hit it with my fist, and just flew back to my face.
I sprinted for 200m and it kept up with me, I ran off the track into the bleachers and it followed me. Even when I decided "fuck this" and ran off the track it followed me for 100m off the track until I was off the parking lot.
fucking ridiculous, ended up just running on the streets
[+9] u/CaptCookbook: 🥭 threatening war crimes usually means a 🌮 is near.
[+9] u/Mobile-Tackle-9477: CAN IT GO DOWN PLEASEEEE IM GETTING DEMOLISHED
[+9] u/imsolost3090: SPCX drilling to Earth's core always brings a smile to my face.
[+9] u/forevergooon: Does Portugal have naked beaches? Can i go if its only 3 inches when fully hard? Is there a length requirement?
[+8] u/OptimalEnthusiasm: Does anyone else ever feel like we’re living in a simulation designed solely to fuck with you?
[+8] u/IXI_Bman: This market is just so fake its unbelievable. Remember when spy would go up and down $10 in a day for weeks on end. Lucky if ypu get a $1 move now. Untradeable.
[+8] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: MU really looks like its going to break out here again.
[+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Is it even possible for Google to not be profitable given they own the internet?
[+8] u/Foreigntragedy: fuck the AI trade let other stocks have some pump too. same shit every day
[+8] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: GOOGL: we’re increasing Capex
market: dump it
TSLA: we’re increasing capex
market: PUMP IT
[+8] u/RoxannezAMD: Depends which way you hold your phone
[+7] u/Successful_Lab6343: ASTS short squeeze incoming. Lets do it WSB!
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Leather jacket just saved the bull run
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: What is 🥭 speaking about today at 3
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: Bers get margin call
Bols get booty call
[+7] u/b1mm3rl1f3: MU rockets into close imo
[+7] u/Rnb42069: piece of shit market
[+7] u/Yuri_CPL: Memory is here to stay at least till next year might as well get in some and get a few profits of of it.
[+7] u/trumpdiego: US stocks have above average regard strength
[+7] u/thai_sticky: If you use that regarded Italian finger emoji on WSB, please reply so I can block you
[+7] u/chibi78: Piece of shit market is waiting for me to average down on my puts so it can shoot higher
[+7] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: To catch them is my real test, to trade them is my cause
I will travel across the chain, deltas far and wide
To teach the bears to understand
The leverage that’s inside,
Options chains! (Gotta trade them all) me and HFTs,
I know it’s my destiny!
[+7] u/Moist-Guava-732: this is the worst options market i have ever seen in my entire life
24 hour trading killed retail stocks will never go back to moving during market hours
[+7] u/bluen: Why are we drilling upwards
[+6] u/ILikePastuh: Can we hit 745 or even better, 740 today? My 747 (shout out Boeing) puts would thank you.
[+6] u/Wants_to_be_accepted: Someone push SPY off a cliff please.
[+6] u/benitez9: Microsoft is straight dogshit
[+6] u/Snoo-90587: Ain’t no way this doesn’t dump now. I just got calls
[+6] u/TreGet234: Goog earnings need to crash the market 🥺 pls
[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: The reason we have memory prices in the stratosphere is because we have 4 hyperscalers all trying to corner the AI market at the same time.
Most generations get 1 or 2 guys tryna do that.
[+6] u/ridgyrope: how tf am i down 2.5k when mkt ripping.. oh i know ... bought garbage shares of reddit
[+6] u/Foreigntragedy: msft is trash what the fuck
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Sell everything before it’s too late. Bear market of 2027-2090 is coming.
[+6] u/L0pat0: this stock market shit is not hard, bro. Y'all are just too greedy or don't have the capital sell options
[+6] u/PhatBonerMan: Space x lmao you fuckin bum
[+6] u/PhatBonerMan: Elon said short sellers of space x have a short life span….
[+6] u/Suspicious_Gap1: Hyperscalers earnings are going to create generational semis bag holders.
[+6] u/turboMXDX: Flat till goog reports
[+6] u/BearContra: Today's earnings call summary:
TSLA -> Robotaxi, cybetanks,sucky sucky bots!! Oh we lost another 20 billion during the quarter, but long term TSLA will be a 100 trillion company. Market: OMG! He said 100 trillion. TSLA 20% up.
GOOGL -> We made a bunch of money. Market: F U. -10%
NOW -> .............. Market: F U software/SAAS. -20%
[+6] u/killainvest: Sold all my NVDA and bought Amazon :)
[+6] u/BearHatesMango: https://preview.redd.it/fyqso08o7teh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf4b2e62a969d9e4e114e1b24cd91f5bd11d14b
[+6] u/diff_engine: Bers fuckd. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/WildTittyWrangler: Boom, preggers. Waddling around with a big ol portfolio and everybody is whispering.
[+5] u/syedhuda: bers act so smart but always lose money; schrodingers retard
[+5] u/thec4nman: What the fuck happened to RDDT? I haven’t been on here in a week
[+5] u/AXSXCE: Bag7 continues to bag
[+5] u/akunisg: guys whats going on?
[+5] u/kairepaire: The next financial elite will be minted from SPCX put holders
[+5] u/fooish_moral: 🌈 ber talking about low volume pump and call it sus but due to cognitive dissonance... fail to realize low volume dumped for last 2 weeks
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Nvidia just rockets 4% on what news?
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: BREAKING: MSFT earnings leak reveals that Satya is redirecting 97% of capex spending to finding the cure for baldness. Amy Hood approved.
[+5] u/DarkR124: NVDA out here just swinging its big green dick in bears faces
[+5] u/Dwarfguy: "It's gone, it's done."
"Yes Mr. Frodo, it's over now."
Me when I sell my 0dte's for a profit
[+5] u/Synergiex: Hegseth got coooked. Maybe people finally came to realize how big they fucked up by starting it and most importantly they dont have any good option or plan to end it
[+5] u/True_Job_7845: I can't believe I got suckered into MSFT
[+5] u/OneContract7938: Thanks you for your service
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Is it common to constantly lose money? or do I have a unique skill on my hands? Unfortunately, I don't think it is a very marketable skill.
[+5] u/08vk: GOOG is absolutely doing nothing
[+5] u/samanthano: Is it going to do what it did yesterday and pin it here for the next 4 hours?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Hegseth Is Demanding US Households Pay $5,000 More Per Year to Fund the Pentagon, Economist Says
Who’s ready to donate for our beautiful country 🎇🇺🇸🦅
[+5] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: Same chart as yesterday, sure the market isn't Rigged to steal options premium... RRRRRIIIIGHT...
[+5] u/Etheikin: trump please taco
or i'm gonna be homeless and cant even eat ramen
[+5] u/StraightLion1032: I want SPY 760 and NVDA 220+. Thanks
[+5] u/ifyoureadthisurfat: im gonna inverse wsb and do some google calls, the sentiment in here making me think its gonna dump to 300 after earnings
[+5] u/Warm_Frame_3913: Whole market waiting on ER later
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/No-Inevitable1270 (4W - 1L, 80%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **RDDT** ▼ | $180.40 → $172.00 | -4.7% | 2d 16h | Won |
[+5] u/Swimming-Purpose8519: does anyone here even make money
[+5] u/more_aero: I kinda feel like it’s getting ready for blastoff?
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: Damn someone reported me for saying g ber... on wsb
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Google. You better be spending like no tomorrow
[+5] u/Randy_Online: I own too much RDDT and I spend too much time on Reddit.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Loading more MU $1100 calls here
[+5] u/SpaceXBear: Why is oil down? Doesn’t make sense it should be $100 with about a month of reserves left
[+5] u/MachokeTheCryptoLord: Why calls?
Because fuck you.
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Get up there you bitch! Mu 1000c got my mortgage and hospital payments in this bitch. If it goes belly up, well guess I will be too
[+5] u/ateranol: Fully ready to lose a lot of money on NOW today as it reports after market close
[+5] u/shaun5pais: Vix is killed and now it is theta sucking time
[+5] u/Mobile-Tackle-9477: My poots evaporated 😅
[+10] u/svpa3991: Been bagholding so long I started getting dividends 😔✌️🥀
[+10] u/Polysorbate800: Everyone is getting rich except you
[+9] u/DJAnarchie: YW, I bought puts here.
https://preview.redd.it/vy70duptateh1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=aab689939530e8ac6fe9906cd0d9961c1c08d47e
[+9] u/JayRoo83: Which will come first
MSFT 500
Or
The heat death of the universe
Currently, heat death is in the lead
[+8] u/ProfessorWankStank: Woohoo I'm up 400% this month. Annnnnnd it's gone
[+8] u/No-Most2405: Hear me out, half port Goog 2x etf, half port Goog 2x inverse etf, whichever side profits sell. Bag hold the other until break even then boom you made profit
[+8] u/Pleasant_Chicken3188: Just had my personal shoe shine boy scene this morning at the grocery store
Two coke delivery employees talking about stocks and crypto
Fuck
[+8] u/kumako10: im done trading 0dtes
[+7] u/ImpossibleForm: Damn this volume the past week is fucked
[+7] u/Then-Cup-5153: WHY DOES ALL THE FUCKING VIOLATILITY HAPPEN DURING OVERNIGHT HOURS....FUCKING CLOWN ASS MANIPULATED BITCH MARKET
[+7] u/yomama_yodaddy: Holding my puts knowing very well spy is gonna do some stupid shit and pump to 251
[+7] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Ya ever had your asshole licked by a bear in a trench coat?
They'll do it for a single 0dte spy put
[+7] u/Intrepid-Link6303: NVDA ripped pass $212 because I sold at $212.40.
DRAM is stuck at $58.80 because I bought at $59.20.
This is my Summer 2026.
[+7] u/dumbfemboiwhor: So how hard is Google gonna beat earnings and how much will it drop
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: What does Google even do
[+7] u/Awkward-Decision2690: My odte calls.......
[+7] u/ckami_91: People bought SpaceX at 200
LMAOOOO
[+7] u/slidaone: Its time for PUTS… party is over… ..
[+7] u/mr_stupid_face: Your Gods special little investor
[+6] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Nothing is going to happen until GOOG earnings.
[+6] u/Temporary-Equal-774: This smci release looks pretty suspicious:
\- they chose to release selected numbers three weeks before ER
\- no eps and net income. These numbers should have exploded if they really doubled the margin.
\- for the 60b backlog, they explicitly stated "some of which may not constitute firm commitments and may be subject to cancellation or delays"
\- they explicitly stated these numbers are unaudited
Thinking about 8/14 put debit spreads. thought?
[+6] u/No-Most2405: GOOG will announce CAPEX of 1t but wall street wants to here 3t therefore semis and memory dump 30% after hours
[+6] u/LaHhxL: GOOG beat earnings but increases capex like any other. Puts
[+6] u/essdii-: Today has been 100% repeat of yesterday. Straight up, small dip, up until 1. Then theta. Exact repeat. They have learned to extract all option premium
[+6] u/SooperShak: I was going to invest in NOW but then I remembered I fucking hate Service Now at work. Can't invest in something you hate.
[+6] u/apurimac777: i have found downvoting seems to pump your feed with the same shit as upvoting does
anyway, calls
[+6] u/EnginrA: I had the worst dream last night…
I dreamed I lived in a world that valued material possessions and riches over love, kindness, and compassion
Oh well, thankfully it was just a dream…..
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: All fat people have to do is eat less carbs and sugar and replace it with more protein and fat. It's that simple to lose weight
[+6] u/eljefechico: Are we in Paris Mr. SPY? Because I can see the eiffel tower in your pants!
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: I should really stop while I’m ahead
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Is this NVDA pump even based on anything
[+5] u/Dick_Wiener: Been a minute since there was any DD around here
[+5] u/tika_dengu: i went all in on SPCX yesterday….am i cooked?
[+5] u/efstratiou: this market reminds me of those floppy wind people who go in the direction of the wind except today there is no wind so they're just bent over
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: It looks like SPCX made MORE DUMB bag holders today..🤣🤣
IDIOTS...
[+5] u/Subject_Truth3770: Fkk I should have held my mu puts
[+5] u/M13alint: I tried putting in the work for about 2 hours and honestly super gay
I’m looking to get rich quick
[+5] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: If you want to be a bear every day just buy some msft
[+5] u/Able-Patient9333: Bon Jovi just told me to hold onto what I got… -74% SPY 744p… ugh
[+5] u/firstandlast0202: So we can go up tomorrow if google crushes earnings AND mantains/increases CAPEX on AI.
[+5] u/kumako10: if i can do -90% to -50% by eod today, i consider that a win
[+5] u/Suitable_Look_4217: ONDS bers bout to feel da constriction
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Mag 7 back to Bag 7 🫠
[+5] u/TABid-5073: I pray for a GOOGL moon this evening
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: Jesus, they're just going to bore me out of my positions.
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Don't bet against goog. Calls loaded
[+5] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: About to buy calls AND puts
[+5] u/ReadingKing: MU stabilizing and getting ready to rocket
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: It’s like a super power, I always buy on the first leg down.
[+5] u/NoBlock3917: Pump for a while than dump at 11... As usual
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: NVDA you beautiful bastard
[+5] u/jackpearson2788: Oil prices rising is apparently bullish…learn something new everyday
[+5] u/miniscule_rycegrain: Dude at Dunkin poured me a coffee and then asked for a tip.
Ya I got a tip, buy calls baby.
[+5] u/nknk_3: Just made 7 dollars. If you are starting on your trading journey, just remember it is not that difficult earning money by trading.
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: big hyperscaler earnings... boner time for nvda and chips again as they will all say the most bullish stuff ever and will say capex is still huge and demand is increasing... blah blah..
perfect recipe for the chip rebound
[+5] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Its gon be bad for you mah...
[+18] u/permabol: SPCX actually going down the drain 🤣🤣
[+12] u/mikeytho1: Lmfao SPCX
Sell this garbage into oblivion
[+12] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: It’s official, I am a SPCX bag holder
[+11] u/barelyreadsenglish: Funny how retards asking ehy spacx is going down, maybe they should ask how did it get a 1.75 trillion valuation when they have no profits.
[+10] u/IamtryigOKAY: Goog gonna hurt me this evening, I can feel it
[+10] u/version-two: I like when goog drops on earnings day. Gemini would tell you those are just retards paper handing their shares.
Boat is loaded with 10/16 $410C - good luck friends 🫡
[+10] u/TheFreshOne: Come on, SPY!! Do one of those famous -2% moves today and I'll suck yo dick.
[+10] u/yurunipafu61: If you're reading this, you will be rich in 5-10 years.
[+9] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: Gold: climbing
Oil: climbing
S&P: climbing
Bombs: dropping
Straight of Hormuz: closed
Yep makes sense
[+9] u/flowingwin: Elon Musk is in fact a genius. He is the greatest bullshitter of all time. SBF and Madoff don’t have shit on him.
[+8] u/LoathedOne: Musk going for world first trillionaire turned millionaire
[+8] u/noobletato: In hindsight, risking 5k to make 500 was not worth it
[+8] u/_hopkins: I hope GOOG delivers, otherwise we are fucked
[+8] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Well it looks like I’m holding this GOOG call thru earnings because I refuse to sell for losses now
[+8] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: not selling my spacex stock until it hits $50
[+8] u/DarkoDokkan: All i know is at 4:30 EST im either applying for Wendy's or house money 💰
[+8] u/heikici: SPCX might not even Hold 115 today... Holyshit
[+8] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: Cathiewood is dumber than rock and wood for buying Space X again..she buys it goes lower...When she sells it moons..
[+7] u/ADynes: Well boys and girls my 1 year is at 90.3%. Since there is no way I'm going to do better then that I've cashed out everything except $400 and will be paying off my mortgage next month. Good luck to the rest of you.
Also big thanks to RIVN for being so unstable I was able to make bank on covered calls for the last 2 years. You da real MVP.
[+7] u/ostlert: What a stupid day. Started up $2k, went down $4k and revenge traded myself back to up $200. I think I'm done being a retard today.
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: SPCX taking a dirt nap
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: Going to Japan for 2 weeks next month with all the kids... yen is the weakest its been in 40 years...pack yo bags son
[+7] u/illegaltaco420: Going to be 2 weeks late on my car payment so I can yolo on GOOGL.
Wish me luck chat
[+7] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: GOOG beats: omg they are leading the AI race, MSFT damp it
GOOG doesn’t beat: omg AI race is over, MSFT damp it
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Basically 4 companies holding up this market on hopes and dreams
[+7] u/Prince_Chunk: I think this is it for me regards I have to end my trading, it’s been fun!
Hopefully one last dip before close 🫡
So long and thanks for all the fish
[+7] u/captainunderpants111: bless spcx keep drilling babyyy
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: This is now the third time I’ve noticed PLTR down 6.66%
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: SPCX drilling into Uranus again
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: What happens if SPCX falls below $100?
[+6] u/YNeverWAlone: Bulls are like Stephen miller, they’ve never been told by their grandmother that they are handsome.
[+6] u/samaritan1331_: i took a 25% salary cut this year
[+6] u/CD274: WHITE HOUSE ACCUSES CHINESE AI STARTUP MOONSHOT OF ILLEGALLY USING BANNED NVIDIA BLACKWELL CHIPS AND DISTILLING U.S. AI MODELS TO DEVELOP ITS KIMI K3 MODEL; OFFICIALS SAY RESTRICTED CHIPS MAY HAVE BEEN ACCESSED THROUGH THAILAND IN VIOLATION OF U.S. EXPORT CONTROLS
MOONSHOT HAS NOT RESPONDED TO ALLEGATIONS; NVIDIA STATES IT DOES NOT EXPLOIT EXPORT-CONTROL LOOPHOLES
🤔
[+6] u/BlatantPlatitude: I want my profit NOW
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Half stock, half cash. Well see what happens.
[+6] u/Kody14: Ever heard of bad tiddies?
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: Another 1pt range day on QQQ after a morning move 😂😂 tf is this shit
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: CNBC is really pumped about this hugging face story. I feel like I’m watching sports center.
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: If the market will crash then crash al-fucking-ready, this edging is destroying my dick
[+6] u/derprondo: Calls on any restaurant that comes out and says they've terminated their relationship with Taylor Farms. This is some egregious shit, I'm not eating anything that comes from there ever again. Yes I did get the butt covid.
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: Literally cannot get a clean drop without it being half-backed, slow-walked, and squeezed to death
[+6] u/surmoiFire: TSLA will miss but Elom will hint on buyout from SPCX during earning call.
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: NOW/ SAAS Bols… how many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?😭🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/DevinBookersKobes: Google you were supposed to bring balance to the market not leave it in darkness
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: I bought SpaceX at $220, AMA
[+6] u/___-_--_-____: SMCI: Will investors ignore its $60B backlog of whitebox AI rack servers orders because it's run by criminals, or will investors ignore that it's run by criminals because of its $60B backlog of server orders?
[+6] u/Independent-Use-228: The directors keep responding to my shitpost. They must be bored.
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: The way memory is holding up I would assume the Koreans are gonna go bananas after this Google capex number drops
[+6] u/Canadianinvestor1997: So people look at space x, sell it off because it’s over valued. Then those same idiots go and buy Tesla at a 340 p/e. Please make it make sense why Tesla is still as high as it is when we realized space x is too high
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: NBIS WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
[+5] u/Beneficial_Weird_871: Guess who didn’t close their space x shorts yesterday let’s gooo
[+5] u/Independent-Use-228: Holy Shit SPCSex drilled. I was on a board call. What did I miss?
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: This is the slowest dump I've seen
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I have always went with puts on earnings seasons and got fucked in the ass every time. Now full porting calls. Let’s see if I am cursed and going to take you all down with me
[+5] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: How Cathiewood is so good at making very very dumb and bad moves. I am trying my best to beat her, but couldn't. She is the best.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I smell a V incoming this morning
[+5] u/degenforlife69: Imagine not buying fraud company SMCI LMAO
[+5] u/far-canal-: instead of 🌈🐻 we have snake oil
[+5] u/Porkdart76: Taking a dump, how’s everyone doing today
[+5] u/CreamyBehemoth: I hope the market drops 4% tomorrow. I don’t even have puts, I just hate the constant “ber lol” from guys with $132 ports
[+5] u/bearwithme23: shoulda known it was going to be flat and whey
[+5] u/3brcuse: AI bols can’t imagine the possibility that SMH sells off despite Google signaling more capex. it’s not as though it hasn’t happened before, like the summer of 2024.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: The strait is open there just aren't any ships going through it
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: ngl those Koreans are making us look like index investing boomers. We need to fix that.
[+5] u/razeusv2: I'm not liking how GOOGL is flat today.
[+5] u/donniedarko1010: Can someone explain how more war is good for semis? Is taco priced in already?
[+5] u/ilikemgs: Just put 50k into A E R O T Y N E
[+5] u/theineffablebob: anyone know if that space sex company is gonna go up
[+5] u/Street-Corporation: Please Google announce 69 exabytes of dollars for capex.
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: Invest in China. US stock market is manipulated
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: i thought ibm already reported earnings, is it going to shit the bed again?
[+5] u/Cyee05: Bol shall never be subjected to loss ever again from here on out
[+19] u/Mr-Bonnet: NEW MARKET HOURS
9:30 AM-9:45 AM
[+13] u/unhappyreach_: Snipped the tip of my finger off in a tragic gardening accident
I'm sitting in the doctor's office waiting for services, and they send in the most marriage ruining latina nurse intern to follow the doctor.
The chairs were facing each other, so 5 minutes of face-to-face awkwardness as my autism went full tilt
Finger is fine. Not today satan
[+11] u/BudweiserSucks: Alphabet is gonna rise 5% AH and then dip 5% tomorrow and then we close with 0% change
[+11] u/arbitraryBlue: GOOGL dumping means cheaper calls. I even disabled my YouTube ad blocker to increase that revenue
[+10] u/Either-Lie-9000: google won’t cut capex
[+10] u/stepbrvther: The pinning is fucking crazy...
[+10] u/orcassharks: Memory is down. SaaS is down. MSFT and GOOG are down. We’re in the unholy trinity of hell now. Meanwhile SPY down 0.03%. Shit is fucked.
[+9] u/carrollart: I’m so fucking sick of hearing about ai. We need a company who is developing anti technology technology
[+9] u/Non-mon-xiety: Why the fuck did I buy Reddit I fucking hate Reddit
[+9] u/fantabulouz: if you ever feel sad just remember there are people out there who bought SPCX shares at 211
[+9] u/lordyyz: To the 33 analysts that rated SPCX as buy recommendations. Y'all eating some next level, crunchy crayons
[+9] u/kazkeb: The number of people here that get bear trap and bull trap mixed up is unsurprisingly high
[+9] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Today could make or break market direction for a couple weeks
[+8] u/EveningComplex8258: 1 second chart is crazy
[+8] u/CanIMarginThat: elon musk dick eaters in absolute shambles
[+8] u/SalmonTheSalesman: DIE SPCX DIE DIE DIE!!!
[+8] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: this is by far one of the most frustrating markets ive ever attempted to trade in
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: SPCX, lolz, what a fucking dog with fleas. Gonna laugh my ass off as that thing continues crashing.
[+8] u/tptpp: mu is pumping.. insiders know what Google will do
[+8] u/SarchFN: 🥭 announcing immediate retirement. Spy $800 tomorrow
[+7] u/mneymaker: What a lovely flat day killing all option directions before close lmao
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I just saw a 🅱️oob for the first time 👍😦
[+7] u/nordik1: that feel when a HYSA has been the best investment in the last 90 days
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: He’s just Waiting for RH to force close 0DTEs lmao
[+7] u/Gunzberg: Psst.
Pssssst.
If you own SPCX, you got two weeks to unload before the mega dump post August 6th. It's already in a downward spin.
You've been warned.
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Let me just save you guys some time for this press conference.
"Iran is begging for a deal, their army and ships are gone, I control the strait, they can't have a nuke, the stock market is up bigly, were the hottest country, you can ask me about sex"
[+7] u/WillTheGreat: You see the market is retarded. So therefore Googl will sell off on positive earnings and TSLA will rally on shit
[+7] u/VOO_bull_forever: # locked and loaded with googl calls switched last minute from puts. dude please I want to escape poverty
[+7] u/PierreEscarg0t: 🥭 to announce Operation Save My 401k
[+7] u/PapitoMusk: Loaded up on Google shares.
Enjoy the dump after earnings.
[+6] u/brave100: lowkey scared to buy google calls rn
[+6] u/boopitydoopitypoop: So you're saying we're ending red? I like it
[+6] u/0biWanChernobyl: Why the fuck i bought poet and why i still dca it
[+6] u/stepbrvther: POWER HOUR + TRUMP TODAY LFGGGGGGG
[+6] u/Supertainment: SPY trying to finish exactly even on the day
[+6] u/roadtripsarefun: C’mon trump, say something stupid.
[+6] u/Pretend-Issue6418: I should have retired shorting Space X
[+6] u/Bansionboy: GOOGL is gonnna fkn rip +10%
[+6] u/Zestyclose-Point-770: If you’re not buying puts here you hate money
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: GOOG will be announcing chapter 7 in AH. thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/Les7X: Of all the things, fucking FLAT
[+6] u/LabyrinthLayers: Good luck anybody playing GOOG or TSLA u got balls!
[+6] u/Large-Mountain6320: your 19 year old cousin is buying the dip rn and will mog you at Christmas
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: NOW bagholders thought they were buying SNOW
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: software baggies have the sex appeal of the goodbye room at a vet's office
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: “Artificial intelligence-related companies now account for roughly **45% to 50%** of the S&P 500's total market value.”
Bulls be like… 60% seems more reasonable
[+6] u/HaveYouEverNoIveNeva: armageddon in approx 60 minutes
[+6] u/Taiyoken: This has been the most tame movement MU has ever seen. It's crazy that it's been pinned without +$30 up and down all day long
[+6] u/ima_badfriend: Fuck it. Tsla puts lets go
[+5] u/EnvironmentalCard832: As funny as this is 0.00% can fuck off
[+5] u/tgaccione: Announcing you’re gonna give a speech an hour before market close, causing markets to stall for half the day, only to delay your speech to right before/after close is a really funny move.
I’m sure nothing he says will move the markets massively and neither 🥭 nor anyone around him are holding big options.
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: ready to get drafted ?
[+5] u/Captain-Vimes: Regretting only throwing 20k into SPCX puts
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Feels like big red or green day decided on a coin flip
[+5] u/Vincent_van_Guh: MSFT is such a loser, and so am I
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Calls on GOOGL because.....
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # bro googl must save the market
[+5] u/Neemzeh: Can only imagine the bloodbath if Google plans to reduce capex spend
[+5] u/Jay33Bird: Sold off my $140k portfolio. I have a bad feeling about these earnings coming up
[+5] u/maffoobristol: Space stocks back on the menu??
[+5] u/Rajiaa: Meta really has been kicked in the dick this week
[+13] u/Ceyenne18: closed my positions and took $40k for the week.
not going to risk a coin toss on GOOGL.
good luck to fellow bulls staying on.
[+12] u/LopsidedAssistance90: This just in: Google is cutting its capex to try and push Google glasses again, swears that this time it will catch on.
[+11] u/sonofalando: Google will either bring us utopia or trigger the next great financial crisis in 3 minutes.
[+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: The Islamic Republic of Japan is not ready to make a deal
[+8] u/PossumImposter2: Panic sold my MU because I can’t stomach another -10% on GOOG earnings
[+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: I wanna grift all those absolute retards behind 🥭
[+8] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: He’s talking about how much oil we have. We are probably going to be a critical stage soon.
[+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: is spacex the most expensive company that doesnt make 1$ of profit ? what are the top 5 intel is 1 i think
[+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: 10min until i know if i am eating ramen or steak tonight.
[+8] u/midwestck: GOOGL AH rocket ship just shaking off the weak willed
[+8] u/Embarrassed_Care_321: capex # is all that matters here
[+7] u/neariced: So we don’t need the Strait because we can’t let Iran have a nuclear weapon? 🥭 logic is weird
[+7] u/The_Albertino: Got absolutely destroyed on SPCX calls today
[+7] u/Skeln: I'm going to hold google and probably regret it near term.
[+7] u/gabrielmmk: Fuck reverse Cramer, I’m starting a Reverse My dumb ass channel, guaranteed profit every time.
I’ll charge $20 subscription too lmao
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Google is going to disappoint everyone again by telling it needs to spend another trillion of Capex to keep up with the Joneses...
[+7] u/nocashflow_: TSLA to acquire SPCX in historic all-cyber-truck deal.
[+7] u/ArtFickle541: Fuck it keeping my goog calls we go down with the ship
[+7] u/suizman: What a shit show for 🥭 sake
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, GOOG??????
[+7] u/QueenAlicat: I made 6$ today 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/Such_Coin: I went from SPCX investor to bag holder in less than 24 hours.
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: everyone selling all their google to buy alphabet.
[+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: Diarrhea lettuce causing market rotation into depends
[+6] u/kvndoom: ALL MY CHIPS ON GREEN
SPIN THE FUCKING WHEEL
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Are you beating the market?
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Imagine being rich enough to collect a couple hundred thousand a year in dividends and chill
[+6] u/sonofalando: Imagine investing in space when there’s nothing up there 🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: SpaceX the trillion dollar meme stock
[+6] u/Queasy_Compote_4730: Imagine Google announces they're cutting capex and absolutely giga nukes the entire market
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: The poor boomers are sad
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Capex leaked and it’s up. Bye bye memory bers
[+6] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: Lmao this is gonna drop even harder after ER
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: The AI engineers have developed models that replace themselves…. Good for profits :-)
[+5] u/mangroovesz: "absolutely no news". Checks news - GOOG earnings today that will make or break the memory trade.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: In the last 3 months, I've left my house exactly twice (yes, Redditors do go outside occasionally).
The first time was wen chip stonks dumped 15-20% in May.
The second was Friday wen the Nasdaq dropped 4.5% in June.
**I have to go out tomorrow. Don't say I didn't warn you.**
# LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Why would anyone buy skhy over mu and sandisk consider you know the Koreans will dump all your gains at open .
[+5] u/neariced: GOOGL will sacrifice themselves to pump AI, it is their beloved child, position accordingly
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Ill admit I was hyped about the SPCX ipo but didn't buy any. Not trading it was the best trade of 2026 😂
Ill load a bag under $100
[+5] u/SxeySteve: About to find out whether the party is over yet or not 😬😬
[+5] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Give me red before Google sends the bers into another decade of hibernation
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Amazon cutting AI jobs not a good sign
[+5] u/BarracudaRough7478: 3 hours until kick off
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Half calls half puts