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[+32] u/dreamer_Neet: We believe in love but we are bombing iran at the the same time, oh the irony
[+29] u/I_killed_the_kraken: The only available move is
https://preview.redd.it/ro9hk4i3t8eh1.png?width=1102&format=png&auto=webp&s=6446d05a217caa9b19d7024e281323c33b5a42ec
[+29] u/Due_Promotion_5858: Shakira still smoke show
[+28] u/CathieMyQueen: I need to turn my last 4k into 700k to break even for this year
[+22] u/need20goodmen: Peace accomplished
Trump to cancel the Iran war after this half time show.
[+22] u/kwarknagel: This half time show is even gayer than the mods
[+20] u/wildcat1055: Shakira mogged them all
[+19] u/JoeSimps123: Be gay when others are straight
[+19] u/BFox1982: Need gay football season to end so straight football season can start.
[+19] u/Moepenmoes: Match has already been decided, Shakira's hips won🥵💦
[+18] u/barelyreadsenglish: American favorite past time is bitching about a half time show
[+17] u/thevolxme: How is Shakira 49… madness
[+17] u/Pessimistic93: Take your shit to r/soccer Im trying to lose money 😡
[+17] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Face ripping skin melting green Monday
[+15] u/JoeSimps123: "Shakira could still get it" -me, A 35 year old obese boomer
[+14] u/spreadbetfred: Half time show proving yet again that Americans are rich but tasteless, such is the way
[+14] u/JoeSimps123: I use any big sports event as an excuse to dri k copious amounts of alcohol and eat mounds of terrible food
[+13] u/wattap: Friendly reminder to anyone who is retarded:
\- Samsung (AI datacenter hardware) just had the best quarter of any company in the history of the world
\- We’re in the middle of an AI arms race
\- Capex isn’t going down anytime soon lmao
\- Wall Street banks want your shares and they want them at a cheap price
[+13] u/lulmagician: https://preview.redd.it/i0hlrhqwt8eh1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1718e36fff972d931df90508cf1cc93d7e5daa83
[+13] u/shaa1034: Shakira aged beautifully. She’s awesome .
[+13] u/ieatxan: Shakiras been hot for like 20 years now. Crazy.
[+13] u/kryptonyk: Dudes will buy a $200k boat on a 15 year loan at 7% and then be like “idk why I’m always living paycheck to paycheck”
[+13] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Holy fucking shit this goalkeeper is carrying them rn
[+13] u/Rosella2562: Market on the day I buy calls: Spain-Argentina
Market on days I don’t make any plays: France-England
[+12] u/2020isgreat: someone tell Trump Bieber is gay
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: *WE BELIEVE IN LOOOVEEEE!!* now send the fuckin money to the swiss account !
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Mango is going to make sure his next TACO counts. That’s why he hasn’t tacod yet because this one will be the biggest TACO yet.
[+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: Futures tonight will be decided by a penalty shootout.
[+11] u/LankyLibrary7662: I got 40 bucks all in on 0dte spy calls
[+11] u/Drchubbypanda: Now I understand why 🌮 came. For the half time performance…
[+11] u/ImaginationOpening26: This whole halftime show is such a clown fiesta. spelling „Love“ very big, but on the other side of the world they are killing people. The irony is strong on this one.
[+11] u/abroadbroadband: Boring half, cringe halftime show, another boring half so far
I said what I said
[+11] u/poopyplayer69: as a europoor, ima start calling this shit game soccer
[+11] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: My 217 gallon saltwater aqaurium looking good
https://preview.redd.it/r2dey7sh19eh1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ebee1ef64806101d8acde7c5a898842f99e84b
[+10] u/visionarymind: This game’s boring AF 🥱
[+10] u/pingoo26: and world peace was achieved.
[+10] u/swampassOG: Everyone sold on doom and gloom.
+2% tomorrow
[+10] u/ateranol: Good thing about soccer is you can go and have a dinner for an hour, come back, and not miss anythibg
[+9] u/InIce1234: Halftime show longer than the game.
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Ofc they brought on some kids to please Trump
[+9] u/Nickthabomb23: Halftime show making me feel bullish
[+9] u/patricktu1258: This whole mixed race kids in the show is the most America thing ever
[+9] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Kermit just showed up at the halftime show and some of you still haven’t hedged. Red Monday
[+9] u/shanked5iron: Madonna looked pretty good for being 80
[+9] u/Status-Net2947: Ngl would definitely take a quick lick on Shakira’s armpit
[+9] u/mamamiaaaaaa: tetha gang is winning at Fifa
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I admire their cardio.
[+9] u/xeemyy: This rigged game really reminds me of 🥭’s stock market.
[+9] u/FinishWarm1746: 2 daily threads. Bullish.
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine if your wife or husband read what you posed on here
[+8] u/0biWanChernobyl: Wtf is that shit why americunts have to destroy the final and add music
[+8] u/PyloPower: K-POP at World Cup finals BULLISH AF
[+8] u/TheEagleDied: I wonder what the refugee crises will look like in Europe when all the desalination plants get blown up in the Middle East.
[+8] u/mks_csw: Shakira is a baddie 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Fireworks everywhere! Even in Iran tonight waw 😍
[+8] u/SageLeaf1: Halftime show that could’ve been a Shakira belly dance on mute
[+8] u/SavourTheFlavour: /r/soccer is full of miserable fucks, non-stop complaining. Makes the autists in this room seem normal.
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WHERE IS BAD BUNNY 🫴🐰
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Iran says it supports Spain to win the FIFA World Cup.
Yea they not letting them win...
[+8] u/jonneh: BREAKING: 🥭 planning to drop more bombs tonight after seeing the message of LOVE on the field. "They still have hope. Too bad" he said.
[+8] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Have puts so expecting Kospi to fly and this memory death spiral to reverse
[+8] u/more_aero: Trump is going to taco tomorrow am right??
[+8] u/GandalfTheUnwise: Calls on Shakira. 49 years old, wtf?
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: This game looks more dead than my grass in this summer…..
[+8] u/JohanLiebert92: no way Argentina can survive this
[+8] u/BFox1982: My god these players are pussies
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Kids today don't even know what it was like living in the 1900s.
I was born in 1980. I have lived in 2 different millenia, 2 different centuries, and 5 different decades.
[+8] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Argentina is playing dead again
[+7] u/SxeySteve: Where's the alternate half time show safe space?
[+7] u/JoeSimps123: Security, a homeless man is on stage
[+7] u/LarryStink: Amazing how the bombs stop by sunday futes open
[+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Can we just go back to footieball. Wtf is this shit
[+7] u/Phantom400: Wtf is ny nj stadium. Its in nj!
[+7] u/Madsen13140: She can blow my vuvuzela
[+7] u/Ok_Employment_192: This half time show is complete bullshit. Let me watch the game you motherfuckers. And who were those gay koreans by the way?
[+7] u/natebro142: Kermit sold me crack behind the MetLife stadium
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: If you thinking of doing options, just go to a real casino and start doing $0.5-1 bets since you gonna lose money either way. Way more fun
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: Soccer is just slow ass version of hockey for crybabies.
[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: What if its a tie? Do the two countries do a war of annihilation against each other?
[+7] u/juicyjay27: Argentina plays dirty. Little shmucks don’t deserve to win
[+7] u/InformalMeal9828: Holy fuck more service members being killed, this shit is gonna tank Monday isn’t it
[+7] u/ap1618: Worst final in a long time
[+7] u/FrankRizzoNGL: I want to see Messi cry like a bitch for losing. That way I can tell myself he really IS just like me.
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: Celebs spending more on those seats than I make in a year to watch the same 0-0 game from worse angles
[+7] u/rbraalih: Newsflash, Argentina just pretend to be Spanish. They Italian. Check out the name (would be Plata in Spanish)
[+7] u/JoeSimps123: I was walking in downtown Toronto and this guy dressed up as Spiderman said I looked like a fat Brendan Fraser
[+6] u/DiarrheaFartLover: i cant wait for the world cup to be over so i can stop seeing posts about boring ass soccer
[+6] u/need20goodmen: KPOP at Half time show Kospi opening +15 percent for sure
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: I thought Super Bowl happens in February 🤔
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Semiconductors exploding Monday at open
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Calls printing Monday
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Shakira doesn’t age wtf
[+6] u/winner_in_life: Coming up next: Lady Gaga and Leonardo Dicaprio
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: These kids can’t sing for shit
[+6] u/ITeachYourKidz: Highly regarded performances
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: More of an American half time show than the superbowl
[+6] u/GnarClinic: My ports are gonna make me end up at wendy’s. I’m fucking retarded
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: You guys have actual something in common with Messi … you both look like you have a chromosome too much in your sequence
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Tbh I think memory will recover with MU having the strongest recovery, but I don’t think SNDK is going to the analyst PT. Seems like it’s ran out of fuel more than other memory stocks.
[+6] u/lipmanz: Açaí bowls are the biggest scam…ingredients gotta be like 1 dollar
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: BTC dump because of that half time show, crazy
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: I have a feeling we go big green (but only because my port is already dead).
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Why did Zidane get a red card when Argentina only gets yellow for push to ground in front of referee.
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: We need proof of life from 🥭
[+6] u/Marcus_Aurelius71: Can somebody please score something?
[+6] u/trsx5: 0 shots on goal , 0 shots in 70 min and we’re supposed to watch this shit on the regular?
[+6] u/Travis--Beckmen: A couple grapes in your ass dont mean nothin
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: Oh god I’m so incredibly hungover today. Holy fucking shit.
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: 0-0 so exciting…. Remind me why mfers love this sport
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Can we see some white kids too?
[+5] u/trsx5: What the fuck am I watchinf
[+5] u/TopTrey9: This halftime show is not it..
[+5] u/According-Essay-4973: Lol this is sooooo shit
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: This sucks. Where is Shakira.
[+5] u/Ronniman: Continuing to hold MUU and adding a small amount 🤏
[+5] u/xeemyy: And of course USA sends a crack addict onto stage. 🤌
[+5] u/TheKyleDunbar: https://preview.redd.it/3xvetvmbu8eh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c19b883969027228f7511ed7c4aaa3199bea2a7
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: If Bieber says memory we are so back
[+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: What the fuck , this isnt even a song ??
[+5] u/Abe2025: What a weird choice to bring Justin beiber and sing a soft song
[+5] u/Drchubbypanda: FIFA manages to find young looking MILFs to perform (Madonna, Shakira)
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Damn, Ozempic Shakira is massively fuckable!
[+5] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Shakira and black man? Bullish af
[+5] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Ms Piggy looking like a snack
[+5] u/visionarymind: I thought Kermit & Miss Piggy divorced⁉️
[+5] u/Sad_Standard7054: Justin believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/PositionOfFuckYou: Hypocrisy at its finest. Theme of the decade
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Whatever, neither countries have ever won Super Bowl
[+5] u/fatmummy222: Man, that was painful.
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Ameritards don’t even know there usually isn’t a half time show and nobody wanted one
[+5] u/kkpq: Market is going to get dick punched this week.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Morgan Freeman is almost 90 years old that one is going to hit me the hardest I swear
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Cmon Spain
Dunk on these poors
[+5] u/Neither_Cellist_7591: Call intc with lenovo and dell nice revenus and they use 80% intel server cpu
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Do Argentina and Spain have an MOU?
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: someone needs to score i don’t care who at this point
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Yesterday was the final we deserved
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Argentina not allowed to touch the ball lmao
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Gonna put in $300 tomorrow, throw it into 0dtes, aim for 1,500% gains, and totally 100% have it all work out with zero failure /s
[+5] u/sleepdeepcoma: Work and try to actually bank some for the casino.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Does the Argentina goal keeper get overtime pay
[+5] u/BFox1982: Spain is way better at gay football than Argentina.
[+5] u/dFrame3070: Team genocide gonna lose
[+5] u/NativePlant870: When did this become a soccer sub
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: VARgentina wakes up and becomes a beast after second hydration break typically.
Careful bros.
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: This is pretty chill..wtf is that Ms. Piggy?!?!
[+19] u/El_Buen0: Argentine goalie will come home to unlimited 3 somes .
[+15] u/nyse25: FIFA rigged just like the markets
[+14] u/tgff333: Remember to cancel your fox sports free trial
[+14] u/cryptohorn: Spain is like options theta
[+13] u/bemeandnotyou: Fuck Enzo, garbage human being. Get fukt
[+12] u/ChipWong82: The Argentina team is whiter than the local KKK chapter in Alabama.
[+11] u/KevinLevrone1329: Bring out the Argentinan anthem singer again, thanks
[+11] u/jayxmor: 🥭 about to deliver the world cup to spain after talking all that shit about spain. LMAO fooking hilarious
[+11] u/cbusoh66: Puts on the Islamic Republic of Argentina
[+10] u/Next_Sugar3339: 8 more min for Soccer to be irrelevant af again
[+9] u/mousepop321: Took me 15 min to realize this was not gay porn but actually a sport?
[+9] u/One_Guava_3883: Red Card ♦️Puts it is.
[+9] u/Independent-Egg9086: Argentina goalie is a fuckin tank.
[+9] u/stupidber: Imagine paying $30k for a ticket to watch this game
[+9] u/Open_Waltz6902: Rigged . They want this to go to penalties
[+9] u/Vito_GYATafore: What a garbage sport lmao
[+9] u/0point42au: Legit goal. Wtf is this circus
[+9] u/ChipWong82: CNN just reported that Spain is developing WMDs.
[+9] u/FartPolluter: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OPEN THE FUTES SO THE YANKS STOP TALKING ABOUT "SOCCER"
[+8] u/Cav829: This is literally Spain vs. Martinez.
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’ve seen better acting in PORN
[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Their not even hiding how rigged this shit is holy shit
[+8] u/Mud_Hat41: Wtf so rigged for Argentina to win. Bullshit
[+8] u/pussy_ass_licking: I don’t care about World Cup. I just want futes to open 2% up so I can pay my rent
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Argentina goalie = Gigachad 😦🤌
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Man, Argentinians are such pussies
[+8] u/CD274: The other stock subs are still dumber than this thread, that's just sad
[+8] u/cheweyy: my life has meaning again in 5 minutes
[+7] u/KevinLevrone1329: Skip the pregame and go straight to penalty shootout
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Pfft, who needs a historic building in Kansas City, when you can have a datacenter instead!
I hate this timeline 😭
[+7] u/Spiritual-Figure358: “the beautiful game” and its just grown men running for 90 minutes
[+7] u/yrrag1970: My plan for tomorrow is to lubricate my anus really well before I wake up and start trading
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: This game is good idk what TF y'all complaining about
[+7] u/OnlyTendies69: I can’t even see shit. rigged
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: US Inflation has now been above the Fed's target level for 64 consecutive months, averaging 4% per year since 2019.
[+7] u/cinJESUS: this is rigged af icl
[+7] u/greyenlightenment: Time for axios drop tonight
[+7] u/Mr_Canada1867: 105 min + of fuckin soccer and Argentina has 0 fuckin shots on net.
[+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Bruh got haymakered by that ball lmao
[+7] u/stupidber: Guy took it to the face harder than ber's mom
[+7] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: Short SPCX that shit is dead dead
[+6] u/nomosnow: Spent all weekend mowing lawns so I can buy more ASTS. #MillionaireSoon
[+6] u/PickleRickleTV: Can we just give 🥭 to Iran and call it even on the $300 billy? Win win and the war would be over
[+6] u/Bravadette: People actually wear the Argentinian jersey unironically. Kinda insane. I don't get what they see in them.
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: This is why i don't watch soccer. Over an hour and still no goals scored. Y'all really like this sport?
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: My tinder date says I should eat her booty like groceries....so I'm gonna have to take out a loan and wait for a sale, maybe a couple weeks out 😢
[+6] u/UsefulInvestigator60: 38 min till my life feels meaning again
[+6] u/music_is_gud: It's even a miracle this went to extra time with the absolute dogshit way Arg has been playing. Absolutely 0 offense
[+6] u/No_Current3675: the fuck is wrong with argentina?
[+6] u/Mud_Hat41: Someone give me a comment award. Feeling like shit
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: Anyone else let Claude desktop watch their porn for them agentically?
[+6] u/0point42au: Argentina 0 shots on target and somehow they’re gonna win this, innit?
[+6] u/old_copper_kettle: If the twin towers were soccer players they’d have fallen over before the planes even touched them
[+6] u/gravedigger997: Spain 3-0!!!!!!!!! Conquistador-style
[+6] u/ajibtunes: 4 US SERVICE MEMBERS NOW KILLED IN 2 DAYS
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: trump's busy getting a blowjob from the FIFA president dude so he won't have time to taco before the trophy presentation
[+5] u/Loperenco: I'm DRAMatically ruined
[+5] u/BakesaleAtSyrinx: Probably going to double down on my existing calls
[+5] u/Cav829: These teams need to borrow a few goals from yesterday's game.
[+5] u/Far_Feature2702: Why isn’t there peace deal #420 yet? The futures market is going to open soon.
[+5] u/PickleRickleTV: I don’t have cable or Fox sports app, but the World Cup is streaming on Peacock in Spanish. so I am watching it *authentico 🤌*🏼
[+5] u/kemar7856: Jensen if nvda can get back to $225 I will 100% buy a leather jacket and not a cheap one either
[+5] u/Twocyprus6: Why is Mango at the game. He needs to be taking care of case fire
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: Imagine paying for this match
[+5] u/owenmills04: I bought a shit ton of MU around $1000
☠️☠️☠️
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Peace talks going well and gas at all time low - We can’t stop winning 🙂↔️
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: This sort of 0-0 shit is what keeps me out of soccer after the World Cup ends and normal scoring starts back up.
[+5] u/stupidber: I repeat: soccer *is* gey
[+5] u/mousepop321: Why do all soccer players look the same?
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Argentina maxed out its goalkeeper stats and forgot the rest
[+5] u/arothen: If I were half as bad at my job as is this shitty referee, I'd be homeless bum, and that idiot is deciding about world cup. Peak American script that final, gonna tell you that. They wanted pens, ref will deliver. Fuck off.
[+5] u/gravedigger997: Argentina is purposely wasting time.... disgusting.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Best outcome for arg is penalties
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Alright, so 3 days ago, shark & Ninja (the brands), introduced a microwave, that also is an air fryer.
Folks, forget AI, forget memory, THIS is the new frontier!
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Get this dumbass soccer game over with so Indycar can air on Fox
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Patiently waiting for futes to open so I can get an idea how fucked my calls are
[+5] u/XOGPlayerOne: 6K ON CALLS 0DTE LETS GOO
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: everyone waiting for Trump to do something
[+5] u/Pamper69: I got banned from the worldcup sub because I said soccer is boring and not worthy of being held in the great stadiums of America
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I wouldn't be surprised if we opened +0.80% , climb to +2%, and close >!\-20% !<
[+5] u/_hopkins: Puts on RDDT. World Cup thread just died, lol
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: FUCKING GET IN
SPAIN SAVING FOOTBALL
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: “This is where Argentina really shines, they love to be down and under pressure.”
\- Announcers, probably
[+5] u/Vihurah: idc if spain wins, im just happy fernandez lost
[+5] u/Horatio2200: Filthy argentine rats back to your nest
[+5] u/dmitrious: How do I short Madonna’s career
[+5] u/No-Test-4028: all in on qqq calls, again
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Korea isn’t sending their best
[+5] u/hv876: God damn, Ronaldo has aged like a wine left out open too long.
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: All this in the country bombing schools in the middle east lmao
[+5] u/Vito_GYATafore: Bro took a whole ass step before flopping fuck this lame ass sport
[+5] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Anybody watching Agent Kim Reactivated
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: How many Korea take change lightbulb?
>!None. Broker repossess home.!<
[+5] u/nyse25: WSBers losing money in the markets and the WC LMAO!
[+27] u/Javardo69: Messi crying after watching oil futures.
[+19] u/RexLaminaII: wtf is trump standing next to the Spanish team?
[+18] u/InfiniteNerve1384: Flat open = green Monday boys. Calls it is!
[+17] u/xlmtothemoon: welp, we got our hilarious mango moment
[+16] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🍊 photobombed some other country’s moment LMAO
[+15] u/WocketWaccoon: If you were FOMO’ing into SNDK at $2200, you should love it at $1300
[+14] u/Vegetable-Big3545: Koreans gonna be selling again, I fucking hate K-pop man
[+13] u/VTI4LYFE69: Market don't care about Iran or if you're straight
[+13] u/100xOrBust: lol. Futes going green. God bless America.
[+13] u/Haikoe: What is this orange fuck doing here on stage
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Red day tomorrow in honour of Spains colour
I don’t make the rules
[+13] u/happy_accountant123: Mango standing there like he escaped the old age home and forgot how to get back
[+12] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Thank God that's over. Won't have to place bets on games I know nothing about. Kinda similar to my market strategies honestly.
[+12] u/Throwaway37620: Thank God world cup is over so I can stop losing money
[+12] u/SaltyRiceCake90: Korea fresh from their long weekend going to pamp us to new ath
[+12] u/Careless-Ad-2400: fute is faked until korea open
[+12] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: So a 1-0 soccer game was the bottom? Classic
[+12] u/-user222: he wanted to be in the picture so bad
[+11] u/upvz: argentina 0 shots on goal
[+11] u/FullTard2000: i don't really like andrew tate, and I think him facing life in the UK is kinda funny. It always nice to see karma come around and dethrone someone.
but i remember hearing him say "the cure for depression in men, for 99% of cases, is 10 million USD"
Ive always thought there was a lot of truth to that statement
[+11] u/spaurake: Finally a sign of light from the world of primates. Tates’ brothers arrested hopefully for good this time after being arrested, jailed and set free in Romania, prosecuted and set free in UK, prosecuted in US etc.
Despicable creatures
[+11] u/GrossFleshSack: Let me guess, the market don't give a fuck about Iran anymore right now and we are going back up.
[+10] u/myjumboloanapp: argentina lost. literally everything 🥭 touches turns to 💩
[+10] u/AgitatedJump8459: Spy green lmfao bers
[+10] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: Lol argentina get owned 🤣
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Iran never mattered
$GOOG capex guidance will
[+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: Of course attetion whore 🥭 has to insert himself there for no reason 😂
[+10] u/drytexterfinalboss: Damn messi teardrop 😞
[+10] u/Plazmarazmataz: Its a generational dip cause i bought the first dip then there were 3 more fucking generations of dip being born from the first one.
[+9] u/Sick0h: Spains wins. Good triumphs over evil. The world is healing. Calls.
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: -.15% you fn kidding me Bers? Gonna need Trump to drop a Nuke at this point to see a real move down.
[+9] u/DeadLightsOut: Seems like futes holding out taco hope
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Tell the bers they're fucked pls Mr president
[+8] u/perceptive_AI: The only people that won are FIFA laughing all the way to the bank
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: 2 more hours till I lose another 10 large
[+8] u/diefy7321: Good thing the US doesn’t trade with Spain anymore lmfaooooo
[+8] u/YTLupo: Hope it’s the largest greenest shrek cock anyone’s ever seen
[+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Bought MU at 1100 and SNDK at 2250 ama
[+8] u/Vlisa: The only thing faker than 6pm futures is hyperliquid weekend trading
[+8] u/-user222: can i bet on taco to mention the stock market
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Corn pumping, green week
[+8] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: nobody wants to call a gambling problem hotline, I want to call a gambling solution hotline
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: 3 minutes until bulls gaaaaaaped
[+7] u/LongCucumber3710: Black Monday let’s go
[+7] u/AshamedImagination50: 0.1-2% nasdaq futes down and yall pretending its 10-20%
[+7] u/upvz: israel of south america in shambles. you love to see it. all the cheating in the world, removing legit goals and still lost.
[+7] u/Altruistic-Count2832: Big green on futes lfg
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bill KOSPI waiting to wipe Bol's memory
[+7] u/soapchewer2: How anyone can actually watch these dudes run back and fourth with nothing ever happening will always surprise me
[+7] u/Neither_Bank_5396: Isn't kospi opening to a gap down?
[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: VIVA ESPAÑA
VAMOS OSTIAAAAAA
LETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/-user222: not a single clap for mango
[+7] u/Emergency-Half-3122: Rump will be in a good mood tonight and will eat some KFC and post how he'll personally build data centers with his own hands
[+7] u/donefukupped: lol why does the refs get medals?
[+7] u/Chef_Royardee: I didn’t realize messi was 6’3 215lbs he’s just a large as mango
[+7] u/Walking72: BofA says AI is in a 'baby bubble' that echoes the dot-com era, and one move could easily blow up the investment frenzy ignited by ChatGPT.
May 20, 2023, 9:15 AM
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Ber might have bit off more than they can chew
[+7] u/account-names: The peace prize winner handing out medals. They must be overjoyed!
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: Ber try. Ber fail. Ber downvote.
[+7] u/lndnmdn: Release the margin called Koreans!!!
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Lmao 🥭 loves making everything about him
[+6] u/ALth0r: futes flatter than my wife. rip ur calls and rip ur puts.
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: how the fuck did we open so flat
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: bers about to get gaped
[+6] u/Ok_GAINZ: At least it wasn’t France.
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Made 27k betting on spain
[+6] u/Holiday-Career-9349: It's my birthday. thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: Open the fucking SPX options you crazy bastards!!!
[+6] u/No_Economist3815: Man I remember watching the kospi show as a kid. Bill was always a little creepy
[+6] u/jdfan51: Show more Spanish baddies
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Imagine watching 2 hours of a game just for one team to score once. Lmao
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: Grass is green = stocks are green
Vs.
Spain is red = stocks are red.
Which sentiment wins in your opinion?
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: 🌽 showing that bullish news which has just been released to insiders should come out in few hours to rest of us plebs.
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: SNDK and SK Hynix earnings are gonna either bring me back to green or send me to hell
[+6] u/deathlyharry: found a SNDK share in Marshall's yesterday
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Messi lives in constant agony having to play on a team not composed entirely of Messi’s
[+6] u/bruhhzilla: It's honestly kinda cute how dumb and old he looks
[+6] u/818j25S: 🥭 handing out gold ✅
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: As a eurochad do I invest in gold now?
[+6] u/da-pkitty: The fact that futures were green for a millisecond today is baffling. Welcome, but baffling
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I just sold some futes contracts at loss. Green Day tomorrow. Your welcome
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Nevermind black Monday cancelled PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
You’ll get em next time bers just keep trying
[+6] u/Celticsmoneyline: Spain only conceded one goal the entire tournament
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Incoming taco it seems
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Mine364: Praying my positions return to green
[+5] u/IcyFinds: So they running extra time until argentina can tie it up rihgt
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Idc if Spain wins, I just want bears to lose.
Alexa play bulls on parade
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Holy shit mango is gonna tariff and invade Spain
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Markets don't care about Iran anymore
[+5] u/DipSniper69: -0,1%
PANIC NOW.
SELL EVERYTHING.
WE GO TO ZERO
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: glad i didnt hold puts.... so much for a major selloff
[+5] u/Pr_Master27: Can’t wait for KOSPI to dump this market!
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Oil jizzing all over the place!
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Dino juice futures are pumping
[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: I don't keep up with sports or whatever but I did bet Argentina would win so I'll check how much I won later.
[+5] u/illinformed-will: Oil gap up, second Monday in a row, without giving back much in between...
Yep time to pack it up for now, if any hyperscaler fck up their earning shit goes back to 700 fast
[+5] u/TheRealArmament: I swear this chat always has the tism with futes just to get ass blasted at market open
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: Gotta give Argentinas goalie props he played the game of his life. But it was just a matter of time
[+5] u/cooperfrost: To respect Spains win red candles should be banned until the next World Cup
[+5] u/powerboner: Second mortgage clears Friday what should I 0dte it on
[+5] u/unikuenobody: Everybody booing going ICE list!
[+5] u/Expert_CBCD: My model (73% accuracy) says that SPY will hit at least 1% above its Monday open this week. Take that for what it’s worth!
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: Pathetic futures. The complacent bulls will regret this.
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: Messi crying after watching my earnings
[+5] u/edm4un: Korea bout to go Gangnam style on our asses.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m seeing leveraged ETF ads everywhere on Reddit. And peptide ads all over TikTok
I think it’s over bros. Thanks Obama
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: lmao donnie is so cringe hahahaah
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭
[+5] u/jdfan51: Bears are fucked we saw the Spanish baddies and bought the dip
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(March 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(April 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(May 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(June 2026)
Bers claim “boots on the ground"
(July 2026) <---- we are here
[+5] u/guccioli: Anyone else watching the kid rock alternative show
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: That’s when the PEDs kick in. Cheating ass mother fuckers.
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Any other team and it would’ve been an automatic ejection.. but of course not for VArgentina 😭
[+5] u/Rameist2: Look at portfolio, ask why I keep doing this to myself… pray that my SLS calls from January go to 2,000% gain.
[+5] u/Grand-Can-2544: Where’s the earnings thread?
[+5] u/Bombingit: I just watched people run for 90 minutes. What the fuck is this shit.
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: "If the market is raping you, just grab 'em by the pussy" - Supreme Leader Dr Orange
[+5] u/severed02: 🥭 is going to have TSA confiscate the trophy. Dude did not want to let it go.
[+15] u/king_of_all_retards: # To whom it may concern:
***I, king of all retards, declare market green tomorrow.***
***Best regards,***
**His retardness,**
***King of All Retards***
[+15] u/It-hurts-whenIP: Want a bigger rush than crack? You haven’t lived life until you have traded 0DTE SPY and SPX on Southwest Airlines WIFI.
[+14] u/BarbellPadawan: Bears are so fukt it’s not even funny anymore
[+13] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Argentina losing is a reverse Harambe moment… mark my words, things are turning for the better
[+12] u/LemurLord: If you ever feel like a loser, just remember that at least you're not holding SPCX
[+12] u/tika_dengu: Kopsi to pump after that BTS performance
[+11] u/CompetitivePen7967: Other than violence, german hide and seek, and racism, what are argentina actually good at?
[+10] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: No ceasefire more dead US troops. Open this shit at 700
[+10] u/znightmaree: That’s it, leave Iran, bomb South Korea
[+9] u/SteakEater137: There’s very few bears ever in the thread and some you be saying “LOL BERS THOT” when SPY goes +0.01% for 2 minutes, what is this obsession lol
[+9] u/AlmostAsianJim: If Kospi is green today, I’ll eat my own ass.
[+9] u/__nameless____: what's up with all these doom and gloom in here?
[+9] u/Whole_Tea_4383: lmaooo the only hope for bers right now is the kospi crashing.
Watch the kospi crash and the american market pump for no reason anyway.
Their tears will be legendary
[+8] u/Coogiez: We will go green in memory of Spain
[+8] u/dyslexier: Jesus I thought we were gonna be at least -1% on futes
[+8] u/Many_Tip_3973: \+10% KOSPI, +2.8% Qqq +2.1% SPY
[+8] u/PlentyArmy2411: Only goog can save us
[+8] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I just need ASTS and NBIS to double this week please.
[+8] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: he must have gone straight to the situation room from the stadium, im going to guess he was mad argentina lost
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Hahahaha your mom fucked your dad and now she’s your mom hahahaha
[+7] u/smoop86: This much of green validation is enough to signal the green revolution for the rest of the month
[+7] u/SPY_one_zillion: If SPCX dips under $100, I am going to full port and sit tight for 10 years. And then go spend my fortune
[+7] u/No-Guarantee-4657: Oil up, futures a tad green. Calls it is!
[+7] u/bigassdump: Salt bae is now orange and fat
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: So Koreans enjoyed their weekend. Had some BBQ, some cucumber kimchi. Set an alarm for pre-market, and in the midst of a 27% drawdown, decided today was the day to sell their stack?
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: “And then I came in like a wrecking ball” - KOSPI
[+7] u/VolcanicCupid69: Bers are an angry lot of humans. Win or lose they are a nasty bunch. Would suck to be a negatively dispositioned soul walking the earth angry and grumpy all the time.
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: chicken tikki marasala with onions, mushrooms, and sesame seed on a light bun and some shredded provolone
[+6] u/Bluesquare9: Got hopeful for futures, then remembered KOSPI hadn’t kicked in. Ugh.
[+6] u/PossumImposter2: RKLB holders, brace for impact, t-minus 1 hour until we lose everything.
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Im afraid of KOSPI and im not ashamed to admit it. Please no more. I surrender my port, just spare my equities.
[+6] u/MasterBagelBaker: kospi selling off premarket
[+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Off to a good start with Argentina losing, now for KOSPI to ruin my night
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: 100k to get early accces to deranged manipulation tweet. How much for him to tweet what you want at an exact time of the day?
[+6] u/snbgames: Prolapsed and ready boys
[+6] u/bitchfart007: All these tards dont know the korean market changes that go in effect today and it shows
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Spy calls at open boys?
[+6] u/CalRippedken: According to bers we should have had at least 13 recessions and 4 depressions this year alone
[+5] u/hiigara2: Trump must be pissed off having to deliver the cup to Spain
[+5] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Futes like this usually spell Shrek
[+5] u/Ante_social_music: Time for corn to resume its title run for the most regarded asset class imaginable
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Spain is supposed to be bringing good luck to the market. There is no value for this win if spy is not up by 2% tomorrow
[+5] u/Pete26l96: i was at my neighbors fifa watch party, wearing an argentina jersey, and my neighbors uncle who is a spain supporter started running his mouth
at the end of the match he told me to "suck it", so I jokingly said "sure, pull your pants down". he gestured for me to follow him into the basement so i did, and then he pulled his down his pants and said "so you gonna suck it or not bitch?"
I ended up putting his noodle in my mouth and started stroking his noodle against the inside of my throat while telling me "this is what you get you Argentinian bitch".
-_-
[+5] u/MustardQuenelle: rename it to IPSOK so red turns green
[+5] u/Veshino99: Koreanbros you are up in 30min don’t let us down
[+5] u/BowlAcademic9278: asking customers if they would like to upgrade to a large fries
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: Kimi needs more compute wowwwwwwzers
[+5] u/IndividualNo7155: Daily reminder that Shakira’s World Cup song is stolen
[+5] u/eveningcaffeine: anyone taking bets on whether 🥭 stays in the winning team's picture with the trophy
[+5] u/82Jmorg: Starting my lucrative investment in shake crank
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Iran and America speed running hurting innocent people. Not sure this is good for markets. Good thing im 30% cash.
[+5] u/v270: when did kopsi become the new futures?
[+5] u/fickle-phenom: Market is just doing worm dance
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Stay up all night to miss the first 15 min of the market
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Guys, we all know tomorrow what will happen....
"Bears really thought?"
[+5] u/EscapeHistorical178: dis game got good. Spain gotta score here or they lose in shootout 100
[+16] u/Brilliant_Object_847: 5 minutes until Korea decides our future
[+15] u/Foooour: I called my cousin who lives in Korea to ask him about the Korean stock market and he just started crying and asked to borrow $15k
I think we're gonna pump tonight
[+14] u/jasperCrow: Sorry ber you looking fuk this week.
[+13] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Holy shit the Koreans are buying. -2% is basically green
[+13] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: SEMIS ARE BACK ON DECK BOIS
[+12] u/ChainOfThot: I met my gf on ancestry dot com
[+12] u/AdFluffy5869: Peace talk announcement coming 9pm
[+11] u/Fun_Corner_2954: Are the koreans selling in the room with us right now?
[+11] u/MalzaharPlat: Bears love circle jerking about Chinese ai. Let it go bro no one is using kimi
[+11] u/AdIcy3141: Never seen KOSPI green a day in my life
[+11] u/OnlyBols: argentina losing. market shreking. air conditioner conditioning. best day of my life.
[+10] u/StocksStormTrooper: Flat Futes means green
[+10] u/CockSmash69: Can we get one of those +20% days on NBIS plz and thank you
[+10] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO
[+10] u/shunted22: Bts saved the market
[+10] u/AnimatorNaive1880: I guess I can sleep well tonight as a memory bag holder
[+10] u/mysuruhuduga: Argentina lost, futures pumping & my mental health is fine again
Bears fuk
[+10] u/cashflow_: That time I found the one all inclusive resort that allowed pets and took Remy with me to Punta Cana

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[+9] u/Boring_Ad7277: i need a +6% qqq week to ath and im done with options i swear.
[+9] u/Tricky_Let2806: Man I’m feeling extra bullish this week for some reason. Every dip has gotten bought forever
[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Can we pump back to April highs pls
[+9] u/Own_Hour_6256: Is that a $KOSPI double bottom I see? BERS R FUK
[+9] u/Sagenitis: It was so over, now we are so back
[+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I have no faith in this pump
[+9] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Another tanker on fire in the Strait. Pretty sure that means MU new ATH or some shit.
[+9] u/skeletonphotographer: What happens when the meme petroleum reserve runs out
[+8] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: The best part is that when the war is over and everything goes up, we'll all ask ourselves why we didn't buy more
[+8] u/beholdthemoldman: # BREAKING: YOU ARE RETARDED
[+8] u/Competitive_Ride: Korean traders seem to not know you can go up or down less than 5%
[+8] u/beholdthemoldman: TRUMP: "WE ARE CONSIDERING SANCTIONS AGAINST SPAIN AND ARGENTINA FOR WASTING 2 HOURS OF OUR TIME"
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: everyone euphoric on kospi open pump. you can be euphoric if kospi closes green.
[+8] u/kalllllllllllllll: MU is poised to hit ATH again this Wed via goog earnings. Loading up lets go
[+8] u/Thotmas01: Not gonna nut again until spy 800. Channeling chakras and shit. You’re welcome everyone.
[+8] u/L0pat0: Memory gap up already selling off. Gonna not worry about where any of this shit is until 9:30 tomorrow
[+7] u/Nobody98_8: Y’all think SPCX will keep going down for the next 2 months?
[+7] u/Sendhelppleasenow: You people are the worst.
[+7] u/Complete_Catch_5281: i watched Train to Busan
I said I like the movie
Koreans return the niceties now
[+7] u/General-Oil293: Ok ok let me get this straight, calls right…
[+7] u/Fun_Corner_2954: ah yes a green day means MSFT gets fucked side ways here
[+7] u/ElkQuiet1541: Mu and SNDK 🚀 calls are saved
[+7] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Welp my puts are fuckin cooked
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Back to your filthy caves bers
[+7] u/Common_Ad_3059: 0dte spy calls it is tommorow
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: His name is Michael 🐻y. Of course he is short.
[+7] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: lol hold on.. the Koreans are buying?
My calls aren’t fucked?
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Lmao you’re all gonna eat shit for selling your ai stocks.
Once agi comes about it’ll reward us bagholders as we were true believers.
Im already a trillionaire. All i gotta do is survive till ai sentience. 😎😎
[+7] u/kumako10: Lots of ppl spent $5k-$10k on tickets to the world cup finals. I feel a little less bad about my losses hearing this
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: 3% of South Korea got margin called last week. I love that country so much 🇰🇷
[+6] u/JakeColorCarton: Crazy that the war restarted when usa lost lol
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: My 15 piece wings got here. Finna eat and watch the markets open. Damn this is what being an adult is now?
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: “*Never pick up the phone for margin calls.”*
\-Warren B
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: tesla google earnings wednesday will get us to ath.
tesla will have shit earnings randomly go +20%
google will have great earnings and go +20%
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Been trading for 3 years solid, and literally never heard of the Kospi until 3 months ago...
Wish I never had
[+6] u/EnginrA: It’s sooo tight wow 🥴
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: So you’re saying my calls have a chance?
[+6] u/Beagle001: The amount of people making a call on what open tomorrow will look like based on numbers right now, is frightening.
[+6] u/deben360: Mu running up Monday and Tuesday
[+6] u/anon999976: I got 752 spy calls right before close on Friday 😂
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: They were saying: Booooo urns
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Don't worry little ber. I'll throw the ball around with you. after I'm done fucking your mom
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: lol just the bols premature ejaculating again
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: Maybe I’ll take my losses on NFLX and lose some more this week
[+6] u/Rexultdis: People who are already 100% sure this will hold should sit this week out
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: if there’s two things I’ve learned it’s to never trust this fuck ass premarket and to never trust the first thirty minutes after open.
[+5] u/New-Length5593: BREAKING: YOU ARE FUCKED
[+5] u/luckyinfil: I’m so glad i loaded up calls on friday
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Iranian air defence systems are said to have shot down a drone over southern Iran
What is this? A war for ants? one drone? What kind of war is this?
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Increase spending means increase revenue. Stonks go up
[+5] u/shunted22: Is there a group of Korean boggleheads who espouse safe index investments like KOSPI
[+5] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Way too many bulls in here. This shit is going to eat all of their calls tomorrow
[+5] u/aqjingson: Honestly prefer red pre markets
[+5] u/GneissFrog: >The US military has launched a ninth night of strikes against Iran, US Central Command said Sunday evening.
US launching attacks right before Asian markets open.
WSB reaction: 'Why are Koreans selling for no reason?'
[+5] u/brokenphotos727: I’m getting married on Friday. My girl told me not to buy any risky trades so my mood isn’t off. But it’s too late. We need a 5% week on ORCL at the bare minimum.
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Give me your highest risk highest reward tickers at open pls. I trade purely based on instincts and internet tips
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: I have early access to 🥭 posts ask me anything
[+5] u/YoDooley: Holy shit open this up right the fuck now
[+5] u/Tricky_Recording5222: Should be sudden death. Why tf are they still playing?
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Don’t let it. He doesn’t give a fuck about you.
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: Now the real match starts (bol vs ber)
[+5] u/bidahtibull: Well at least Argentina can focus on losing the Falklands again
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: Lol Spain 20+ shots on goal and Vergentina like no more than 2. how tf did they even make it to the final? even Egypt would of given a better fight
[+17] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
✅️
[+15] u/Space_Miner6: anything better than circuit breakers is basically green for KOSPI
[+10] u/Shock2k: War means missiles… missiles needs chips… qqq to the moon.
[+10] u/PixelPhoenixForce: kospi -2% thats basically green for them right?
[+10] u/SomePolack: Got some jalapeños growing never grown a pepper before
[+10] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: I lost 90% of my account last week on QQQ 0dte calls…tomorrow we make it all back fellow regards
[+9] u/West_Ocelot4670: Everyone loading up on MU. Bers are so fucked.
[+9] u/Junior_Inflation8991: You guys are fat because u lack discipline i am fat because im artificially forcing my bench press to go up we are not the same
[+8] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: why didn't I panic sell man wtf this shit sucks
[+8] u/Growly150: KOSPI showing RSI divergence at least, bottom might be this week
[+8] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: This market made me so insecure that I’m actually thinking instituions are pumping it so they can sell at a higher price.
[+8] u/C0up7: Bols are so starved that they celebrate on a 0.5% pump after a 10%-20% dump (*I’m one of them)*
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Game plan tomorrow. Open red = calls. Open green = calls. Opens flat = calls.
If it keep dipping = calls
Can’t lose
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Who reset Koreans to default mode
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: I tried some Korean x Cajun fusion place this weekend. Was phenomenal. In vaguely related news: Korean and Americans are cooked
[+7] u/Dwarfguy: Bears were confidently spouting "circuit breakers tomorrow" lmao
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Perhaps the mid class wasnt ever going to last.
The rich tend to help other rich a lot
The poor help other poor a lot
But once the mid class lost its big family unit edge the boomers once had all thats left are a bunch of selfish narcs who would cook their first born son if it meant a free year of mortgage.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Argentine lost for the same reason every teams been losing since the dawn of DKNG.
The team was massive hype all over tik tok so naturally the bets poured into argentina and all the bookers had to do was pay off a couple guys to play a little more shit than normal to get the easy payout.
Whole world is rigged now thanks old lama
[+7] u/This_Huckleberry_473: Bill Kospi motherfuckers
[+7] u/Creative_Number_4428: It’s not a bear market, it’s a bagholder market. When they drop their bags, the real bull returns.
[+7] u/mapleturkey: Meanwhile Spain could have played 90 without a goalie for the same end result
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Can someone deposit money to my social security number? It’s 420-34-6969
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Expecting Google to miss substandshully this weak crash to $75. I have enough monee to buy 2 share then.
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: OTM options expiring in 10 seconds
WSB: "There is still time"
[+6] u/adilmasoodkh: I've started hating how our market is now tied to Kopsi.
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: guys, are they futing? im too scared to look
[+6] u/Creative_Number_4428: A day may come when the bear puts fail, and stocks do nothing but go up. But it is not this day.
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: "Bears are fucked" Markets .000000000001% green. Ya I'm thinking not.
[+6] u/xeuropa: I don’t have explosive, it’s nuclear diarrhea. Them jack in box tacos are da bomb😵💫😵💫😵💫
[+6] u/Mindless-Mistake-885: This situation is too dire to TACO out of now. I'm scared
[+5] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: Kospi dumping again.
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: Bears never win, it is written
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Yeah I didn't like the oddesey there wasn't enough Travis Scott and Elliot page. Too much spider twerp and Matt Damon.
[+5] u/NebulaBorn6389: Yeee old pop and fade
[+5] u/31andnotdone: what are we repressing tonight
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: the goy who cried deal
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: market is just going to be calling tops. thats the biggest net gain play at the moment. they are all going to try and call a peak
[+5] u/Main_Honey_7832: I guess you guys don't like protein powder and get all of your protein from fish, chicken and gey shex.
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: damn, futes are dropping already....
[+5] u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks: KOSPI YOU FUCKSSASSSSSS
[+5] u/tiger1191: Congrats to all who bought dram around 50. Enjoy the ride!
[+5] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I’m a bull but red by open... Iran conflict is not helping us
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: “COMPUTER NEEDS DATA CENTERS. INVEST IN NEOCLOUDS” - wow thank you Justin Bieber well said.
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: I hope Spain picks the cup man.
[+5] u/ilikemgs: Messi lost. “The king is dead” 💀
[+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: You've got $20 left and you gotta swing rent by the end of the month or she's leaving again. What do you do? Also, you have a semen allergy.
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Just found out I can change the background of group texts.
Shit is about to get real weird
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Iran struck an oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz off the UAE coast with anti-ship cruise missiles, per Tasnim.
Bullish… calls it is… donate money
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: boring ass euro flopball
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Futures fucking flat
[+14] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers you have until Wednesday to be yappy. Google did a raise this quarter, you think they raised money to lower guidance for Capex? 😂
[+13] u/Datsyuk131313: Is all of Korea straight up getting margin called
[+12] u/malleable7: Earnings good = stock down
Earnings bad = stock down
Cool cpi/ppi = stock down
Dollar up = stock down
Mid term year = stock down
You buy a stock = stock down
You hold a stock = stock down
You sell all your shares = parabolic mania phase
Make it make sense.
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: 2024 - Brat Summer
2025 - I guess Brat Summer..still??
2026 - Diarrhea
[+10] u/Ceyenne18: *** MSFT IS RED ***
Super bullish for rest of market.
[+10] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: IF YOU LIKE HER, TALK TO HER. ITS THAT SIMPLE.
SHE DOESNT CARE IF YOU WILL SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT. YOULL MAKE HER LAUGH THEN MAKE HER CUM.
[+9] u/FLRugDealer: I don’t care what happens tomorrow. I’m inversing the first big move on NVDA with 0DTEs.
[+9] u/Az_az_zel: Remember waking up and the whole room was blue from the vhs being over? back in the early 2000’s
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Yall about to find out
[+8] u/Life-Trade-6514: How do they always manage to throw away a green day
[+8] u/Xerlic: I probably should have filled my car with gas over the weekend. Thanks Obama.
[+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Thank fuck I got out of KOSPI ages ago and put it into MU. MU is down but at least isn’t as exposed to degen Korean gamblers
[+8] u/kinkyhentai69: Generationnal dip buying opportunity buying spy at 2.5% from ath's 😂😂😂
[+7] u/i_simp_f: just downvoted a woman lol
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: You guys in here watching Kospi like it matters.
US markets = $75 trillion
Kospi = $4 trillion
No one cares about Kospi except you MUtards. And the funny thing is that the algos know you care. So they are programmed to dump your MU bags when Kospi sells. Because you cry about Kospi in here.
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: we are gonna open so red tomorrow even McConnel is gonna feel it and bro is fuken gone
[+7] u/j_b_1983: So sick of Korea. Delist them.
[+7] u/Conscious_Bit_3656: absolutely insane how much SNDK has sold off. Seems pretty cheap, will load up on cheap calls when the market open
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Bers overplaying their hand again
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Fucking Korea just can’t stop selling. I can’t believe so much of the market is tied to those gambling degenerates
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: If you are good at trading this market well then step the fuk up and teach us all a thing or two
✍🏻
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: BREAKING NEWS: IRGC radios have been intercepted and are now playing “X gon give it to ya” by the late DMX, on repeat
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Just so we're all clear
Not all gheys are bers
But all bers are gheys
It's just science. Nothing but love for my ghey bros, not bers tho.
[+6] u/Random_Yoohooser: Pee is stored in the balls
[+6] u/kev0795: God damn Koreans keep selling
[+6] u/ThatGuyDan123: I was promised heat death of the universe by this sub over the weekend for it to be flat lmao
[+6] u/andsto2: Any scent of MU being green gets sold off so fast
[+6] u/Saeonic: alright, i'm out, the 70/yo fanfic guy got me viscerally gagging.
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: ... Dram is always the first one to go back red and last to go back green among the us memory market
[+6] u/Bam2458: So glad we’re at war. SPY would be 800+ if we weren’t, but then we’d be getting nuked daily by Iran still. Remember how bad that was?
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: Omfg you guys are insufferable, it's always bers fukt bols rekt. We should all be trying to make money >!bols rekt!<
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: GIVE...ME...SHREK PP
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU’s pump turning into a scythe
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Futes looking like an Amerifat's ECG.
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Everyone here has sex with prostitutes without a condom.
[+5] u/Original-Ad-3350: It’s in markets like this that I wish I was a Boglehead
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: $20billion gift to their prez didn't buy Messi gold
[+5] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: Will actually dump tho?
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: UP WE GO CONCERN FOR BER
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I think ima believe in the “technical graph” of this guy who matched ai bubble with the dot com bubble that it’s going to run high until late 2027 before the crash. Because why the fuck not at this point
[+5] u/Forward-Marzipan326: I fucking hate this market yo
[+5] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: It's time to PANIC SELL EVERYTHING!!
It's so OVER!!!
[+5] u/MundaneExtension3195: Any of you boys got a year end price target on oil?
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Korea is actually gonna go from a tiny pump at open to circuit breaker LOL
[+5] u/teh_herper: # ALL IN MU PUTS AT MARKET OPEN BEFORE SWITCHING TO CALLS
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: The guy above me got a smole pp
[+19] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Just want to say I love you and I hope you make a lot of money tomorrow
[+15] u/syedhuda: im a permabull but when i see tards posting "futes rippin" at 0.08% green it really makes me realize my calls are toast no butter
[+12] u/fartpooppee420: my wifes bull gave me a 30 minute daily reddit browsing limit, i only have 10 minutes left :(
[+11] u/vermilli21: This whole stock market thing would be a lot easier if I got insider information
[+10] u/Cold_Distribution273: Someone should set up a live cam on the Hormuz we can watch together, imagine wsb Hormuz jerkmates
[+9] u/Samjabr: "To win your enemy, you must blockade the blockade"
Don Tzu
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: My best friend from way back in my military days came to visit, and my wife won’t stop talking about how good of a man he is. I’m not sure how to proceed here. On one hand, I’m proud of him. But on the other hand, I’m not sure how to convince him to take her.
[+9] u/vermilli21: # Market looks like it’s waiting on a headline to send this to the depths of hell or to orbit
[+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Oh fuck you’re gonna make me buys calls at open
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: Huge earnings szn + Iran war called off = qqq up 15% within next 3 weeks easily
[+7] u/Background-Ad-5319: I used to be OK with SNDK taking a beating harder than MU because it would also rally harder.. but now… this? Im not so ok with this
[+7] u/derprondo: Donny is in dump mode, not even trying to pump anymore.
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: *BREAKING: FDA reveals the Taylor Farms’ cyclospora test was a “false positive” — once again leaving the outbreak’s source unknown.*
Get your shit together
[+7] u/L2F_mens_glutes: I am not drunk but u know the only thing I care value more than stocks
Is a man’s anoos
A man’s hole
It’s beauty of a man’s cheeks and how it curves
How he takes it with that deep voice and how it changes
To moaning when the hotdog is deep
\#nvida 220 EOW
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Every team 🥭 roots for loses lmao
[+6] u/fooish_moral: iran pissin off china... whoremoose will be gapped open like ber soon
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Tips to last longer in bed? And yes, I tried thinking about hairy men. It actually makes me finish faster.... Wait a min... am I gay for hairy men??
[+6] u/avsfan0829: "Signs Of Panic": Goldman Derivs Guru Warns AI Credit Blowout Spilling Over To Entire Market
Cool cool
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: DRAM, my beloved
i believed when i saw you at 54 at 8:00
[+5] u/YenDiesel: I heard an incredible but true story today of a dog who bit his penis off and had to be put down right away
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: I’ve seen enough, bears fucked
[+5] u/Unlikely-Comparison8: I think I might become a sissy bear.. buying puts on all indexes
[+5] u/StraightLion1032: Grief is the price you pay for love.
[+5] u/Awkward_Resolve_9511: Yields are arguably more important than all sorts of equity numbers for the the remainder of this year.
[+5] u/brucekeller: I wonder if Donald Glover reads *Berserk*? I think I heard he got his Childish Gambino moniker from the Wu-Tang name generator, just like Post Malone, but I was reading *Berserk* where one of the characters basically says 'Why are you being so childish, Gambino?'
*COINCIDENCE?! 🕵️♂️*
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: " we just made a deal, a beautiful deal, a huge deal...the best deal probably that's ever been done..."
Spy 8k
[+5] u/claytondpark: Guess tmrws mkt has just been decided bc Spain = running of the bols
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: How dare they not give that trophy to Donnie, 300% tariff on Spain!
[+5] u/Samjabr: Anyone else old enough to remember buying 10 Tacos from Taco Bell for less than $5.
That's the cheapest explosive diarrhea in town!
https://preview.redd.it/395197lmtaeh1.png?width=1344&format=png&auto=webp&s=1161352a6e8c3f674e9db6bafb8ae84ab9ad3687
[+5] u/thoughterly: What the fuck is that search at the bottom
[+5] u/Donuts4Breakfast: MurderBot in Apple TV is so good! I recommend
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: This is considered a good day for KOSPI, calls it is.
[+5] u/ALL_CAPS7: Why is Trump at the World Cup handing out trophies instead of making TACOs???
[+5] u/Whalesftw123: Are my SOXL calls printing
[+5] u/EvilShadow80: Is there a bear 3x for memory? Or would that be SOXS?
[+5] u/LouieM13: Hmm back to flat, maybe the bulls should shut the fuck up
[+5] u/itsojoever: Stairs up elevator down never fails
[+14] u/simsy1: starting to think the KOSPI being open is more of an issue than the Strait being closed
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #Iran war is back but this time no one gives a shit LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630: So she is a 100 bro!
[+10] u/Particular_Rice9607: Predicting my day is tomorrow will be about as bad as Argentina's...
[+10] u/PoobliusFlavius: MU
FULL POORT
AT OPEN
[+9] u/justanaveragejoe520: You forgot to add that China is creating better performing AI models at a fraction of the cost as other countries potentially imploding the AI bubble
But you are right only goes up right now
[+8] u/RolledForCredit: I’m ready for violent upside moves on memory names over the next two weeks.
[+8] u/ismebbb: The korean memory bubble just got k-popped
[+8] u/Acedel: Bill Kospi is violating my stocks
[+7] u/GoTitansGo: Rubio: US is open to negotiations with Iran.
Well! We’re waiting!
[+7] u/ismebbb: Full leverage calls at open tomorrow to retire your bloodline
[+7] u/zestykite: so lets get this straight. we back to war. hormuz shut down again. oil reserves are now low. and we arent dipping to new lows yet?
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bro I’m losing money 🤬🤬🤡
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: **broi m completly fkded up. its taken me 2 mins to write this sentence. I need help. can't writE. CANT READ. CANT THINK. PLEASE HELP.**
[+7] u/Sure-Opening-479: How is everyone feeling about micron. Seems like a golden dip buy. Analyst consensus still expects revenue to grow 246% this year and net income to nearly triple by 2030, with annualized returns estimated at 24%.
[+7] u/Nitor_: Kospi being sent to hell somehow hasn't dragged down Micron
[+7] u/glitched_system1: I think 🥭 will ☠️ and a peace deal will be signed right after
[+7] u/nordik1: last chance to ride this MU + SNDK train back to ATH
all aboard
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: SLV 2: SLV or Die Hard
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: Just eat 2 whole Costco pizzas in one sitting so you don't have to waste time eating rest of the week and can focus on trading instead
[+6] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Portfolio is losing gains like it's on fcking Ozempic. ☠️
[+6] u/orcassharks: SaaS gonna be green tomorrow
[+5] u/slytythesneakyguy: “Tomorrow we ride” - my calls probably
[+5] u/Kickboy21: All MSFT needs to say in their earnings call is they’re lowering their capex by 5 billion and the market cap of the company will add 200 billion
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Seems like memory stocks isn't following bill kospi anymore
[+5] u/mutlukorsan: Nasdaqistan vs Kospillah
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: MU and SKHY holding up fairly well considering KOSPI?
[+5] u/Nitor_: I'm highly regarded for bitching out, not full porting oil at the $67 low
[+5] u/Character-Luck-8564: paredes is despicable
[+5] u/SunaF2: I’m to scared to look now if google hits 350+ any googl bulls please come back and reply to this comment with a 🐂 emoji
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Only 3% down on kospi. It could have been worse.
[+16] u/bear2bebull: Memory Bulls, we ride at dawn
[+13] u/CrabKates: Upvote if you have ever had a penis in your mouth
[+13] u/mangroovesz: KIMIK3 SUSPENSION DUE TO INSUFFICIENT CAPACITY. BULLISH!
[+13] u/Ok-End-3213: Why are the cutest futes a lil green.
Also rip my goat Lionel he died today
[+10] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: liquidate south korea so this DRAM train can get back to chugging please
[+9] u/ecstaticindian: GUYS IF UR NOT BUYING TOMORROW I HEARD UR LAME AND NOT FUN TO HANG AROUND
[+9] u/d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI: Regards worked all weekend behind the WEN dumpster. Green!
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: I consider my losses as tuition for very expensive lessons.
[+7] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Feels like 90% of ppl who trade KOSPI use at least 3x leverage volatility is crazy for an index
[+7] u/waitamiasuspect: All I need to see to know overnight is fake is SPCX is up. LOL.
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Another weekend and another green monday ti fuck bers. fuck this market is strong, it won't go down unless i buy calls
[+6] u/michaelis999: tomorrow slight pump to green then back to deep red, we get it
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: SNDK 10% day tomorrow
[+6] u/No-Paint-5726: China AI. Omg scary.
Mfw same price as anthropic and openAI.
Lol.
Buying the dip.
[+6] u/likefenixx: Lmao this pump is suspicious as fuk
[+6] u/Bubbly-Fly-205: More like memorandum of misunderstanding
[+6] u/bkns356: you guys don't understand that for kospi, anything < -8% is red and > -8% is green. so -4% right now is essentially green for them
[+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: "They're saying they can't believe how bullish it is, the most bullish thing they've ever seen frankly. I walked in here I said WOW look at all the bullish"
🫲😮💨🫱
[+6] u/Particular-Cake-6430: What’s the best Korean liquor company?
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: Oil vertically ëjäçülätïñg
OH MY GOD, they killed Kospi. Again.
War is moving from limited time, to a permanent menu item
THE MARKET WILL SOAR AT MONDAY'S OPEN...just to crash, to trap bulls yet a-fucking-gain
[+6] u/OutlawComputerZoo: OXY leaps, high beta oil play, among Buffett's holdings, not purely exposed to Trump posts. Tired of jumping on USO train only to get robbed by the market lmao.
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: Nothing like watching your cash settle in real time, time to withdraw and deposit the same again, giving robinhood free fee money 🤌🏻
[+5] u/dogefool88: I accept my defeat as a bull
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: Quark could actually save this market
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: headlines are coming out about the second memorandum of understanding
a new peace deal is materializing and people are incredibly happy.
Everyone is smiling
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: at the end of the day, no one really cares if you succeed
[+25] u/UsernameTaken_123: Hope Tate gets locked up forever lmao 🤌
[+16] u/zuziannka: Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown
Ask yourself why you keep going to the
circus.
[+13] u/BestTrader69420: Took some acid and crossed over into a dimension where the Ayatollah was alive. He told me to buy memory. I think he might’ve been killed for giving out this advice and I think I’m in danger
[+13] u/Shrimpf: "Never invest in a business you cannot understand." - Warren Buffet
Where can I invest into ketamine and gay sex?
[+11] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I miss the days when we weren’t talking about Korea and Iran every single day…
[+11] u/Moist-Guava-732: every rally will get stomped out by people trying to cash out and we will trade sideways the entire week
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: "no an entire country cannot get margin called, its impossible"
"lol,lmao even" -South Korea
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: South Korean retail makes wsb look like passive investing broad index bogleheads
[+10] u/ImpossibleForm: Way too many people crying in the casino rn, so that means calls at open
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I find it impressive how South Korea managed to be the first country which capitalism maxxed so hard that its entire population went full wsb regard and got margin called
[+9] u/stonetrade: Gonna see SPY 700 before SPY 800
Gonna see SPY 800 before SPY 600
[+9] u/iamjt: What is this shit ass price action
[+8] u/ThatFUTGuy: my friend was really upset at the canteen dinner table and it was because he put 80% of his retirement SIPP on MSTR
what the actual 🤣🤣🤣🤌🏼
[+8] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Koreans just ain't built like us
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: no matter what futures look like its the been the same thing every day for the past month
stocks that are up premarket drop like a rock at the opening bell
[+8] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: So much dumping going on
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: Just woke up, good morning Europe
[+8] u/Fine_Specialists1: I need me a Spain 🇪🇸 Spanish woman they’re so damn fine.
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: this really is the best time to be cash
[+7] u/zuziannka: "What stays without force is yours by dharma; what leaves despite effort came to only teach you."
\- Krishna
[+7] u/JayWhizz007: like it or not $MU will stay in the 800-1000 range another 3-4 weeks then it will start the violent ascent. stay safe in choppy waters coz the destination is going to be worth it!
[+7] u/Wunder_Bred: So many earnings reports this week from big companies. I think it’s make or break
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists1: Españoles in the USA are celebrating the Spain 🇪🇸 win . I’m so happy it has lifted me up during a tough time with my investments.
[+7] u/ThatFUTGuy: iran are killing muricans and market will go to ATH because this is the retard era
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: I can't decipher anything from this thread.
Therefore, when I wake up, I'm buying more shares in everything.
So fuck you.
[+6] u/Boraximus: Another epic Korean selloff
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: By this rate they are gonna make SKHynix < 1 PE in 6 months.
Kind of insane of fucked memory stocks look while all the news is insanely bullish
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Why don't the regards at KOSPI love us? We pump, they dump.
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: I shorted the halftime show with new ETF. Symbol is SHIT.
[+11] u/deevee12: And just like that war is over for the week LMAO
GG see you again on Friday night
[+11] u/One-Tap-4764: I’m still a gey bear, but at least I’ve learned to not full port on puts. Should only lose about half my account tomorrow instead of all of it 😇
[+10] u/oliver2022: the thread went completely bearish on semis, it seems I won’t be bagholding for too much long
[+10] u/CursedClownz: The scam market will never crash
[+10] u/Ok_Ask_3972: Massive 2 week bullrun ahead
[+10] u/steem99: The war has restored the natural order of the market; everything but MSFT is green. Praise be to Allah
[+9] u/kintarogolden: i was planning to buy today so of course expect green across the board
[+8] u/NWJSMJ: Last chance to hop on aboard the bounce
[+8] u/OakzuTV: MSFT RED! ITS HAPPENING
[+8] u/United-Dot-2814: MSFT red, everything green, nature is healing.
[+8] u/kstreetsushi: Retards that’s why. Some dude said why is spy up so much right now about 4 hours ago and it was +0.09%. I asked him to check again and he said +0.09% is a lot. JFC.
[+7] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Kospi down 4% but skhy and ewy up overnight. Why the disconnect?
[+7] u/SpunkySprinkle: The video of Andrew Taint beating the absolute fuck out of a 15yo girl makes me want to unplug my internet, burn down my house and move out into the woods where I can never see another screen for the rest of my life.
[+7] u/Cerrado82: So. i assume we'll see 100usd oil this week. Shit will escalate more.
[+7] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Isn't s&p and Nasdaq borderline flat at the moment, how exactly is it over?
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: My banbet loss is about to hit but I warn you: if you strike me down now, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
[+7] u/Plaguesofman: Got another 32gb of memory, was 500 fucking dollars.
$DRAM CALLS.
[+7] u/dankeyschon: Anthropic -10%, OpenAI -5%. it's on binance
[+7] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Happy to be on the other side of a trade to Burry. Boomerslop doomerslop get fukt
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Just found out you can take out business and home loans if you have $25k in Pokemon cards. The implications of this are unimaginable 💀
[+7] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: The avg wsb investment account is $0.37 and an expired McDonald's coupon from 2 years ago. Yet you all act like a 0.01% move is gonna bankrupt you or make you financially set for life.
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: No big booty latinas in Alabama 😔
[+6] u/sunset117: I love red nights, mean we green tomorrow
[+6] u/savemoney_god: Imagine thinking its going to be red today
[+6] u/steem99: gay or straight, we can all agree that the price of oil is manipulated beyond any semblance of logic.
[+6] u/Soossaaaa: worst stock market ever. im contemplating being a ber its that bad
[+6] u/sunset117: They should give a homie free guac 🤓
[+6] u/disishowedoit: DRAM went from up 3% to down 0.5% to up 1.5% to back down 0.5%. Does this mean the RAM that I’m bag holding down 37% is dead?
[+6] u/PlanSeekX01: Oh were so in for a massive green day today
[+6] u/-0x00000000: “Whenever. Wherever. We’re meant to be together. I’ll be there and you’ll be near. And that’s the deal my dear.”
When you look like that they just let you sing whatever you want.
[+5] u/Villi187: INVITING EVERY KOREAN THAT SOLD OFF INTO A SQUID GAME. I WILL GO FROM INVITE TO CAPTURING TONIGHT At 12AM GMT
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: You aren’t a bag holder if your options expire worthless 🧠💯🤝
[+5] u/False_Secret1108: Lmao nothing changed. 0DTE puts at open for generational wealth
[+5] u/lookingforfoldie: so many good earnings behind us, but one bad from mag7 that we might dive hard
[+16] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Iran launched missiles with new peace deal attached to it, bullish af 🥰
[+12] u/hkc101010: When futes are red it’s fake.
When futes are green it’s real.
[+12] u/Cool_Guy_McFly: They have sex with each other and whoever cums first loses.
[+10] u/Federal-Watch: Not coming back here tomorrow if this Pete weirdo is still here
[+10] u/PeachScary413: Everything is already priced in and no one cares about oil anymore => Bullish.
[+9] u/Franky1324: Oil already being under friday close is the most regarded thing ive seen the last hour
[+9] u/TheYearGuesser: All green. Microsoft red.
Tale as old as time
[+9] u/Due-Information-6277: Msft is down that means green day
[+8] u/Ok-Poetry-4721: bers really thought....
[+8] u/Knarre30: Did i miss a peace deal? Why is oil dropping
[+8] u/far-canal-: 🌈🐻 gonna get REAMED today 🤌
[+7] u/turboMXDX: It's the one piece deal cause we're always looking for it
[+6] u/Strange_Smoke2170: Where can I find these good news the market is acting on? Even Axios has nothing
[+6] u/IcePsychological2489: Moving house......in to a tent.
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: It's true. The man has no dick.
[+6] u/MoneyBagsMilosh: How we doin tonite my fellow semi bagholders
[+6] u/Frosty1397: I was told the war was ending 3 weeks ago
That talks were going very well
Wheres my $2.50 gasoline? 🤷
[+5] u/Ready_Confidence5326: Because KOSPI wasn’t open Friday
[+5] u/Juliusmobile: Idk. The premiums for nvda are trash.
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: Kimi is compute constrained. Who would’ve thunk
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Bloodline will retired as in they won’t have to work or bloodline will be retired as in I won’t be able to afford kids
[+5] u/raeskel: if you ever feel life is boring just buy skhy
[+5] u/phallicsmasher: It’s gonna go up or down tomorrow idk