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[+22] u/Boraximus: Micron when war + inflation + imminent rate hikes: 📈
Micron when best earnings in corporate history + demand projected to persist for the rest of the decade: 📉
[+17] u/TreGet234: Rotation from semis into semis imminent.
[+16] u/Concept-Plastic: I could see MU being a good $600 stock.
Once it splits 1:5
[+14] u/Les7X: Fatties you owe us europoors a massive pump. How else am I going to afford prosecco this evening with my tiramisù? 🤌🏻
[+12] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
This sub is my family,
we're all getting fucked in the same room 🤌🏻
[+12] u/OptionsHuduga: Never trust someone who says the AI bubble is “about to crack.”
**Bubbles don’t crack**
[+11] u/Sam_Vicious2: MU SNDK DRAM +10% today - they’re trying to shake the weak hands pre Samsung earnings / SKH debut
[+10] u/Thin_Opportunity9667: We are fucked it’s gonna rug pull
[+10] u/emperor_dinglenads: They say do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. Nobody seems to be hiring a professional gooner. Sigh.
[+9] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: MICRON GETS UPSIDE 90-DAY CATALYST WATCH AT CITI
Reaction? Stock dropped 1% in pre market.
[+9] u/stupidber: Going to the gym for some birdwatching and I don't mean the feathered kind 🍆
[+8] u/stupidber: I don't wanna work anymore I just wanna dance
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: could really use some kinda positive catalyst here
like an unwinnable pointless war of aggression against the world's energy controllers, or maybe devastatingly enormous unenforcable tariffs against all our trade partners
[+7] u/itsme971: Chat so slow, I can read my own comment after sending
[+7] u/WickedFrags: SLS and RKLB power duo!
[+7] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: I got super sunburnt on vacation so I’ve been using aloe. The aloe is green. Calls
[+7] u/technologyready12: RDDT $250 EOM, $500 EOY
[+7] u/Familiar_Gazelle_467: I hate monday even though I'm severely funemployed
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: WHY ARE WE LOSING OUR MONEY
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Msft went from red to green, this is gonna be a repeat of last Thursday again isn't it?
[+6] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/TheMegaSage: Open the Fucken' Casino, you crazy bastards.
[+6] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I sleep four hours a night,
dreaming of green that never came true 🤌🏻
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Can they turn easy mode back on please? Thank you
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Freak the fucking out
[+5] u/SnooComics5459: why is MU coming down in premarket?
[+5] u/Agreeable_Leg_1046: The US-Iran war ends when you remove that ship tracking website from your bookmarks
[+5] u/ateranol: Mango about to be awarded the World Cup trophy
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: # CONGRATULATIONS ALL DIP BUYERS
[+21] u/Orin_n: Idk if it's gonna be a green day or red, but fuk bers anyway
[+21] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Memory is far from over, you don’t get 20% ram price increase from samsung if demand is going down.
[+18] u/POWRAXE: I said it yesterday, I’ll say it again.
Samsung earnings Tuesday
SK Hynix listing Friday with Jensen and SK Hynix chairman ringing in the opening bell at NASDAQ marketplace.
DRAM to the moon, get in now or get left behind boys.
[+17] u/ClaudesSexBot: This bitch is gonna drop at open I swear, then pump back to close the day at breakeven.
[+16] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Premarket pump fades into red and memory closes down 10%. A tale as old as two weeks ago
[+13] u/patricktu1258: Msft going red is the bullish signal. Literally can’t go tits up.
[+12] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Really red days are kinda soothing if youre on the sidelines, kinda like watching it rain from the comfort of your home
[+11] u/actualnotme: We are in gay market territory
[+10] u/noiroami: Once I see people commenting ‘paperhand’ I’m out.
[+10] u/Spezalt4: I member when MU was 1200
[+10] u/oldprecision: DRAM is the obvious free money printer this week, which means that it isn't.
[+9] u/syedhuda: today the bers will learn the true meaning of liquidation
[+8] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Monday is the only time I trust a green premarket.
[+8] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: What happened to war? Is that still a thing, or did we move on from that after fireworks?
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: I missed the greatest England match in history because of ameritard time zone
[+8] u/YoDooley: What is the precise time we buy puts today?
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: AI bubble is here it never pops all at once just slow bleeds until it’s done, get ready
[+8] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: What a time to be alive
Sepp Blatter is accusing someone from corruption and asking where is the morale
Sepp Blatter of all the people in the world, and 🥭 is making a phone call to FIFA leader and they actually reverse a red card
Surely this is a Simpsons episode and not real life
[+8] u/LavishnessTimely7372: I can’t believe I sold off some of my SPCX stock for WEN stock. I belong here.
[+8] u/liikenneaksioma: Mu going for 1000 again
[+7] u/painterjo: So I ain’t a huge fan of the man in charge, I do have to admit, that conman’s light show fucking dazzled me.
What a beautiful showing of American excess.
The markets are going to continue to rally around the flag. TQQQ $90 7/17
[+7] u/mmaisumm: Smells like dram bagholders in here
[+7] u/tzuica_de_mar: spy and msft both green, there is some fuckery going on
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Bro can SK Hynix go up already geez 😒😒😒😒
[+7] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: going to do absolutely nothing today 🥰
[+7] u/Vlashaaak: This is the gayborhood and you are not welcome
[+7] u/Independent-List-242: The market seems exhausted. I have a feeling that this will fade away like November of last year.
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: what time will the market dump(pick one from the list)?
1. 9:30 am
2. 10 am
3. 11 am
4. 10:30 am
[+7] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Pump is fading, red day might be upon us. I really hope not, cause bers r gey
[+7] u/patricktu1258: This is the bottom of a healthy pullback. You have been told.
[+6] u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar: WEN to $10. Squeeze harder.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Brace yourselves, the "WTF SPY is green why are my calls red?!" comments are coming; from people that don't know theta doesn't celebrate weekends or holidays
[+6] u/painterjo: The weak didn’t hold over the weekend.
[+6] u/Iplayminecraftitsfun: Why the hell is SPCX green in pre-market??
[+6] u/callsonreddit: brb selling my shares in pre because stupid market may dump at open
[+6] u/Shoty6966-_-: Yep Oracle do the thing where you become a useless piece of shit before open
[+6] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Samsung earnings Tuesday should be predictably monster. Expect next leg up in memory, I imagine.
[+6] u/teh_herper: Why is everyone talking about South Korea's Hymen nowadays, isn't that rude
[+6] u/LoL_Journal: # I'm so gay even Epstein took notice of me
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Sitting on the toilet just infinitely farting poop won't come out
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: damn ... wtf is MU so weak
[+5] u/BigBCarreg: $ASTS to soar today!
[+5] u/amplaoumplasD: IREN dip buy paying off
[+5] u/Snoo-36555: Will samsung earnings be a sell the news event? Someone with a bigger brain than me tell me what to do!!
[+5] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: When will casino let us win? We will eventually hit right?!
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: donny calling infantino to reverse the red card is the top signal
[+5] u/Grand-Can-2544: Does the bubble thing pop today
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: these companies cannot rehire after doing massive AI layoffs because CEOs and the boards don't want to look stupid. So the only choice is to pay when AI companies increase the fees stupid amounts. bullish
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Maybe 🥭 could call market makers to reverse this bearish trend
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: This bounce feels weak. High odds we go red by midday
[+5] u/Fit_Service8662: 100% guaranteed to dump at open.
[+19] u/Any_Influence_8305: Sell everything lmao
https://preview.redd.it/6f36vo18rlbh1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d1fb5e5a081c55064a0cb1a317be7e54c69580
[+16] u/wafflepiezz: Feeling a dead cat bounce at open before another rugpull type of day
[+15] u/poopyplayer69: mu pls, +20% today 🐮
[+13] u/guzzledglizzy: First off fuck the bers and the clique they claim
[+13] u/severed02: I don’t understand how Belgium is allowed to appeal FIFA’s decision when they have zero stealth bombers.
[+13] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Jews suck baby dick.
No really they do.
its an oral tradition Metzitzah B'peh. Only the chosen ppl can get away with PDF
[+11] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Financebros on financialcareers are delusional.
Thinking their entire sector won’t get wiped by algos/ai lmao.
Easiest group of people to replace in the economy.
[+11] u/Sco_420: Saylor sold BTC. What a pussy
[+10] u/likamuka: I hate the fact that everything is fucked, we are fucked, our generation is fucked and everybody knows this and just goes on like it's nothing.
[+10] u/zetia2: It would be nice if spy went to 760 today
[+9] u/por_que_: # Strategy Bitcoin Holdings Reduced by 3,588 Coins to 843,775 Coins
[+9] u/MustardQuenelle: Usa wins today and market hits all time high tomorrow
[+9] u/Icy_Mood_3639: microslop dumping, calls on linux
[+9] u/LaHhxL: Rug pull or nah today
[+9] u/Independent_Term5790: In a move to prove liquidity, mstr has sold bitcoin and unfortunately lost more money in pnl from crashing the price than cash received by selling. In other words they have no liquidity
[+9] u/No_Feedback4998: omfg open the casino.
[+9] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Women never let go of one until they've already prepared another suitor.
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: MU and memory tards need their own sub
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Learned at the in-laws massive 4th pool party that one of the few in-laws I genuinely can’t stand bought a coin and a half of btc at the peak lmao
[+8] u/whodowhodo: Hood deserves a 10% day after thursday
[+8] u/JoeSimps123: No Honey, I have a gambling solution
[+8] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: Bitcoin is in a bear market, why is everyone shocked that it’s dropping
[+8] u/bluen: Bruhs I want to work different types of odd jobs to steal insider information 🤔
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Finance analysts probably can’t even forecast a dog eating breakfast in the morning and they think they matter lmao.
[+8] u/birdingsince88: ENG v MEX arguably most scintillating match of the cup so far
[+8] u/No_Stand5622: The negotiation with FIFA went well- DJT
[+8] u/DarkoDokkan: Would be nice if mu reaches 1100
[+8] u/hftrobo9285: Can’t believe 🌽 is actually still worth more than $0
[+8] u/qx2: In case you did not know, a sitting president is not supposed to benefit from the policies they enact.
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Some of you guys never experienced the joy of having more than 2 upvotes on your daily thread comment and it shows
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Bers call us greedy but MU dropped 25% in a week and they are calling for another 30% drop as if they didn’t make enough…shorts about to get fried
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: Fuck you MSFT. Good to say that again.
[+7] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Bers, real question...
Let's say there's 5 cocks in front of you. How do you decide which one you'll suck first?
[+7] u/ibn_batuta_: just invest in Quantum and RKLB
[+7] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I think we’re dumping lol
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Msft dumping so SPY can pump its a classic move.
[+7] u/TheEagleDied: I don’t really see why people are so bullish now. I was hoping for calls because they are easier but the charts are saying something else. Maybe wait until an hour after open to make your move
[+7] u/winston511: We enter price discovery today
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Biggest MU bull to ever walk this earth and it's been my biggest winner by far, but I will be selling some to buy the leader SKHY Friday.
SKHY owns HBM market, bigger than Samsung and MU, combined. Buyers in both U.S. and Korea.
[+7] u/thatsmymayo: Msft red, world is healing.
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: 95% ass humidity bruh wtf. I’m 5% humidity away from living in fuckin’ bikini bottom
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Entire watchlist is red but semis... Not great sign
[+7] u/cyclingmania: Are these DnD characters?
[+6] u/stonksf: Retail selling mag7 to buy semis rn
Smart money selling semis to buy mag7
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Wake up MSFT is red. Spy 1% Green Day it is.
[+6] u/Level10Retard: Guys, I figured it out! All these CEOs that have built trillion dollar companies are stupid for spending money on capex. Clearly, ALL of them are wrong and stupid.
Sincerely,
A certified genius.
[+6] u/Sea-Animator4250: bitcoin is so fucking ghey. I wish MSTR executives would go bankrupt
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: so funny mstr sells 0,3% of their bitcoin holding and btc goes down 2,5%, making them lose way more company value lol
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: Coins sound so fucking ridiculous atp it's worthless
[+6] u/AerieZealousideal330: We have the chips we have the data centers now all we need is the 1.21 gigawats (trigawatts) to power them.
[+6] u/SpecialistB: I expect a bloody morning
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Calls at open, this shit about to rip
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Anyone else here thought the markets going to crash right after 4th of July because of vibes
[+6] u/SalemKinkTrials: I miss getting morning wood
[+6] u/stonksf: MSFT down -0.7% premarket. Shit did this Thursday and closed up 1.7%.
Calls at open.
[+6] u/ChainOfThot: Guys you're supposed to laugh with me, not at me. I'm only pretending to be retarded
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: can we get a full green day without red dildos at once? please? Just ber free zone.
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Holding my shit in until 10 (im at work)
[+6] u/CMTTrader: Everyone should get a 🍊 account. We were all kids once...😢
[+5] u/solidsneeze: red cards and red candles cancelled today
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: and you shall know the ber is fk
when i strike vengeance and furious anger upon thee
[+5] u/BeatzAway: Bers getting excited because they see MU went from 1050 to 1000 but we all know premarket doesn’t count.
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: I am pissed the market is up cause I do not have any calls cause I am a coward.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: We’d be at a ATH if the Koreans were a bit better at football 😔
[+5] u/PRguy82: SLS new price target $25
[+5] u/No-Chance-7971: WEN train losing steam?
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: July is a 3 paycheck month which is great but I’d much rather be a trust fund asshole, thanks
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: DRAM is free money, but I still lose
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: MSFT pumped almost $50 in a week and you bitches are crying in here about half a point down.
[+5] u/vermilli21: 🌽 back to free falling again! Yay!
[+5] u/Suavecore_: You only need $17,900 for a single 7/17 ATM SNDK call with Thursday's closing price
[+5] u/RegularStudy9524: A percent dump in corn keeps spy flat for an extra 30 minutes 🤣
[+5] u/nadoterisback: bitcoin plummeting rn, SPY to follow
[+5] u/_Fred_Fredburger_: WULF $19billion lease agreement with Anthropic wow 😳 KEEL will ride this news
[+5] u/liuqiu_rangers: Yanks better pump MU tonight to kick off a nice US-Korea memory circlejerk pump for the week
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: anyone wanna fuck my gf for 500$/hour?
Might as well rent her out. She's a whore who's gonna monkey branch eventually.
[+5] u/solidsneeze: correct me if I'm wrong, but Belgium's president didn't win a FIFA peace prize, did he?
[+5] u/Evander85: Really want to trust this morning pump but I’m afraid
[+5] u/Alternative-Salad765: SPY PLS OPEN AT 750………
[+5] u/Altair82: MSFT red we good boys
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: Sell Micro piece of shit slop buy MU. make your money back simple
[+5] u/Alternative-Salad765: SPY its not funny anymore - just fucking pump
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: If you ever think your port is toast, just remember: it can always get worse
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Trump accounts go live
Drop in value immediately
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Citi analysts said that any concerns about “excess compute supply” related to Meta potentially getting into the cloud business are “an overreaction.”
“Fundamentally, AI compute demand remains undersupplied as reflected by recent AWS EC2 GPU instances price hike of 20%,” the analysts said. “DRAM shortages are the biggest constraint on compute supply, in our view.”
[+5] u/unbenchhench: shit gonna moon this week
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Your boy rings the bell this morning.
[+5] u/NotMe357: "The Bank of Korea warned that single-stock leveraged exchange-traded funds tied to Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix could deepen market concentration, amplify volatility and intensify one-way trading flows,, per Bloomberg."
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Ok oracle haha nice prank you can go back up now
[+5] u/JordieTiana: 1:1 minecraft was most definitely not made in 30 seconds
[+23] u/desilent: going from:
WE'RE SO FUCKED IN THIS MARKET
to:
WE'RE SO BACK, LEGENDARY V
to:
FAKE V, WE'RE SO FUCKED
in first 30mins of every day now
[+18] u/lobsterspider: “I’m gonna sell this shit next time it pumps”
Becomes
“Well I should hold onto this since it’s pumping”
[+17] u/FrankelloHello: I just wish my stock would go up 10000000% so that I could take a goddamn day off work
[+16] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Bears bought puts at the bottom again lol
[+15] u/SolomonKings7: Looks like there's no more negative news this year that might affect the stock market. Just buy calls.
[+14] u/Club-Loud: Gentlemen, I believe it's time to get rich.
[+13] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears are just unemployed people
[+13] u/frogger1988: I suspect spy will skyrocket today. ill buy puts just to be sure.
[+13] u/Paul_Robert_: I can smell it, today is going to be a massively green day
[+13] u/maplessbastard: We should not have let robots trade.
[+13] u/seanr96: SPY just doing this to piss me off
[+13] u/thenoblewest: Damn I ungained a lot of gains
[+13] u/BFox1982: I dumped my semi in your mom
[+13] u/TheYearGuesser: I bet she's not $500 an hour hot.
[+12] u/WindNo3445: Imagine how funny it would be if he rings the bell and everything sells off harder than we've ever seen
[+12] u/br0botic: TRUMP: THE MARKET IS GOING TO GO THROUGH THE ROOF
Top signal
[+12] u/Comrade_Durge: I waited 4 days for the casino to open for THIS???
[+12] u/nordik1: selling the fuck out of this shit once i get back to even
[+12] u/Old_Tourist_8074: Do you really think this is an investing subreddit?
[+11] u/miata_only: Even if there is a bubble and even if the bubble pops we'll just have the White House make a call to the president of the stock market and get the crash overturned, you guys.
[+11] u/ReelGoated: SELLING MCDONALDS SHARES CUS THEY HAVE TO STEAL FROM THEIR CUSTOMERS IN ORDER TO PROFIT. RIDICULOUS!!!!!
[+11] u/Razvanell95: fb and insta are just bots reposting clips with boring gradeschool descriptions, but I genuinely can't tell if this is bullish or the end of everything
[+11] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # If Mac Miller were still alive none of this would have ever happened
[+11] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Not going to panic sell, so we’re for sure dumping again.
[+11] u/myjumboloanapp: Mag 7 has decided to play bag 7 today
[+11] u/nordik1: will the market ever not be complete garbage again?
[+11] u/MonkeysOnTypewriter: After a long weekend with family and loved ones, it’s nice to see you degenerates again <3
[+11] u/davidbigham: Come on SPY pump it to 752 today. u got this
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: bitcoin rugged, sndk and mu up, msft red, business as usual huh
[+10] u/svpa3991: I’m old enough to remember MU being up 7% last night
[+10] u/Villi187: GUYS IM STARTING A NEW DAY
NO MORE LOOKING AT THE STOCK MARKET I NEED BE LIKE THOSE GUYS WHO ONLY CHECK TO DO IMPORTANT STUFF EVERY FEW MONTHS. THOSE ARE THE REAL GURUS
[+10] u/big_chestnut: so how do i get started on onlyfans as a male
[+10] u/Ok-Nose29: I'm literally scared to buy anything lol
[+10] u/br0botic: The president of the United States openly pumping private companies he has a stake in. When you’re a star, they let you do it (market manipulation)
[+10] u/No-Magazine-4717: Sellers are so fucking ghey. Like why the fuck would you not wanna get rich and pump your moon
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I know a fella been waiting 5 years for interest rates to come down so he can build a house.
My guy, 5 years ago they were at historic lows, and material prices are only going up. You're waiting on something that aint happening for another decade.
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: I don't actually know what data centers are and at this point I am too afraid to ask
[+9] u/Additional_Gur_7900: MU 1300 C AND NBIS 250C 7/17 gonna pay for my child support this month
[+9] u/thrillho145: Calls on corruption in FIFA
[+9] u/AcademicStandard3701: 🥭 ringing the Nasdaq bell about to make it go red 🥲
[+9] u/Cosmorto: Why does spy hate 750 😪
[+9] u/patmccock86: I expected a much bigger pump than whatever this shit is today
[+9] u/go-to-the-gym: My entire portfolio is green, wtf
[+9] u/noobletato: If SPY goes to 755 today, I'll get it tattooed on me
[+9] u/puts_every_day: The easiest trade of my life. Every time spy touches 750, instant reverses into a red day
[+9] u/FinePerformance1046: how'd you spell is wrong twice
[+9] u/Fit_Set2526: not in here motherfucker
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Stop being so bullish you are gonna make me full port😅
[+8] u/Ujmnhy152: \+3% on QQQ today and my $600 lottery ticket is worth $50,000 🙏🏻
[+8] u/iipeso: I found my divorce lawyer on GRPN!🥳 Hammering long calls while my wife’s boyfriend decides whether he wants my Xbox or Lego collection.🫡
[+8] u/Avid_Reader87: Come on MSFT, pop over $400 this week!
[+8] u/tonyaustin6: Is there anything worse than the Monday after a three day weekend?
[+8] u/Beazt11123: a little too bullish in here.
Puts
[+8] u/Other_Field6502: Happy I sold Wen at 5 dollar profit
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: Can we go back down already
[+8] u/Ltheman00: # MU MAKES ME WANT TO END IT ALL
[+8] u/Neoshinryu: Cmon little MU, get up that hill
[+8] u/SirPanic12: I’m never getting my money back am I?
[+8] u/Technical-Emu-32: I can't find shit to trade
[+8] u/Karl-Levin: market mourning Khamenei
will only move after the funeral
[+8] u/SeaweedTurbulent5837: Is it time to delist Microsoft?
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Ive been unburdened by what has been, my money
[+8] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Have any of you regards dated fellow degens? I keep wondering what that would look like, but it's nice to talk nonsense to my gf pretending to sound smart ((or maybe she knows I'm truly regarded idk))
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: We either drop to 745 today or I think I’m done for awhile lmao
[+8] u/Harp-Note: When you buy calls, but not the right calls
[+8] u/Fit_Set2526: cuz most stocks dont go from 350 to 1250 in 3 months.....
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Imagine you wake up, you're a torta, and both Brazil and Mexico lost
[+7] u/throwmethedamnstick: All I’ve learned from reading this sub each day is that you all have absolutely zero fkn idea what’s going to happen to the market. Threads dooming? Stocks rip. Threads riding a high? Stocks tank.
Reverse WSB.
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: did they just rug pull bitcoin?
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: If ASTS 2x's today, I will quit my job
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Corn drops 1k so nonchalantly it could never be a store of value
[+7] u/FunctionOk8962: brother the pres is ringing the bell its green today
[+7] u/Snoo_98739: the koreans only dumped sk 3%? basically a flat day
[+7] u/Affectionate_Arm_512: Was gonna say looks dumpy. But it’s already dumping
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: So dedicated to make money today I’m literally shaking
[+7] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: The Strategy logo is so fucking cringe, with the BTC logo in the top right. I sincerely hope this company loses it all.
[+7] u/CPA-hole: Okay mango time to pump some shit you own
[+7] u/kaapooj: microsoft cutting 6.4k jobs
[+7] u/E39_CBX: Puts. This pump is fake as fuck
[+7] u/SetRestart: Stay red MSFT you piece of shit you'll crash the market with green candles, stay down you piece of shit
[+7] u/Pernicious_Pearl: wendys pricing in my application
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: Stupid fucking day (I’m holding MU)
[+7] u/hioman01: MSFT and AMZN both red. We are so back
[+7] u/szokdogg: \+ - $.50 kind of SPY day.
[+7] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: BREAKING: US not currently detonating nuclear bombs
[+7] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Screw this place. I’m taking my talent to Vegas where they actually will appreciate me
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: Holy fuck 3200 layoffs from MSFT and it’s still down 😹 I’m selling this absolute piece of GARBAGE
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Oh shit MU laying its horse cock on the table
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I lost nine hundred and eighty dollars so far today🤝
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Look like a good day to stay cash.
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Individuals in paris
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Is a tech company(goog) planning to release a bunch of mosquitoes in Cali and Florida a bullish or bearish signal?
What sort of dystopia nightmare are we living in where giant companies are like, "You know what these peasants need? Release the mosquitoes!"
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: We can start a war on Iran but we can’t start a war on mortgage rates
[+7] u/DoughnutCharming8066: MSFT premarket red, this is going to be a BIG PUMP day for MU
[+7] u/PoobliusFlavius: Is Mitch McConnel Dead?
[+7] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: let's go WEN! show those commies why we won two world wars back to back 🦅
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Will you pro rate 5 minutes? Also anoos only 💯
[+6] u/spaurake: According to multiple sources, FIFA agreed for the USA Team to have a ice hockey’s goal in the upcoming game against Belgium.
[+6] u/Additional_Gur_7900: To all the IREN bag holders , your welcome for the 8% gain today it’s because I sold my position Friday.
[+6] u/peterpeer9: Nothing is stopping you from making 365 McDonalds accounts and eating free all year via the free Birthday Meals
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: As soon as we get to DC and find those political fucks, we're gonna make them eat our shit. Then shit out our shit and eat it again.
[+6] u/ToonamiNights: Sandisk to 3k EOM and I put that on my nutsack
[+6] u/-0x00000000: Word up my clanka’s 🤖 I can say that cause I’m half synthetic.
Anyways MSFT 7/31 390c’s. BTFD 🤌
[+6] u/far-canal-: i’ve waited 3 whole days for this moment, don’t let me down MU
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Your daily question should be: How is the media trying to deceive me today?
[+6] u/thethor1231: MSFT red = bullish for semis
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Trump ringing the opening bells from the Oval Office. Top is in now
[+6] u/throwawayainteasy: Lol, apparently the new TrumpAccount I set up for my kid *has* to be through Robinhood? I can't pick my own broker like with any other normal tax-advantaged account?
What a grift. Wonder how much they donated to the inauguration slush fund.
Calls for them though, I guess. Next earnings should be great.
[+6] u/SetRestart: If MSFT stays red we stay green
Fuck you Microsoft
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Port at open last night: +20%
Port at open today: +4%
FUCK
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: what a surprise, dump at open, would have never guessed this, not even in a million years! Time to prepare for red MU on top
[+6] u/SceneKing: Space stocks just gave up lol
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Call dad, tell him we’re so back
[+6] u/Yolopoloanimelover: Spcx ruined space stocks rally
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Almost full ported MU. I should have full ported MU
[+6] u/iTouchStuff: numbers moving again. dopamine going off. feelsgoodman.
[+6] u/Beelucky392: Every upvote = ber cry
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT going for the coveted -5% day
[+6] u/JAntaresN: Can someone tell me why amd is pumping like that? Its so detached from the other semis
[+6] u/patelchief90: fuckign MU criminal they are not letting it go up
[+6] u/PanicApprehensive16: big don eats mcdonalds everyday and you regards thought you could pump wendys.
[+6] u/Exotic_Attorney2524: How is my portfolio so fucking bad, what happened?
[+6] u/kjl8921: Nope not trading this shit today
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # Zuck has cucked the AI narrative. What a chad!
[+6] u/Miker1730: microooslopppy puts printing jeeees
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: i need AC to survive
[+6] u/KayMS_: I didn't suffer for 3 days for this shit... 😡😡
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Fade and then chop kinda day.
[+6] u/DarkR124: My entire watchlist is bright green.
…I’m scared.
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: It’s over sell it all
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: The year is 2056 and MU is sitting just under a $1000 or the equivalent of one cheeseburger
[+6] u/ExternalDull1905: imagine being a bear and literally hoping that stoinkz go down like wtf?
[+6] u/itsojoever: Lol spy 750 call on Thursday expire? $2. That same call now? $77 fuck off
[+6] u/tommyboy441: MSFT needs to stop blowing guys behind the gas station
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: The people pumping MU have been arrested.
[+6] u/Haikoe: Running out of steam
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT the saddest shit I've ever seen
[+6] u/hayleybts: Why did I buy the damn puts......
[+6] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Imagine standing behind and simping for the guy who called your wife ugly for the entire world to see.
[+6] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Iren with an easy 15% gain. Congrats on the calls, good profits
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: Another day older and further in debt.
[+6] u/yanqui_u_x_o: too choppy for me today, im out
[+6] u/derprondo: Buying the Wendy’s dip, you can’t convince me they aren’t extremely undervalued unless you’re telling me they’re about to go bankrupt.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Strong focus on what I want.
_YOLO runs off building_
[+6] u/D1finalboss: you can feel it in your plums
[+6] u/noobletato: Maybe you're just bad at this
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: What a fuckn disgrace, top insider trader ever.
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: \>make them believe we rotate to software
\>start pumping memory again
sigh, mm love trolling
[+5] u/freeMagnus: need to make 5k from 100 to buy the staccato c4x someone give me a 10000x
[+5] u/Abe2025: Yall ready for the epic rug pull?
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Corn megadump at 8 is looking sus
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: Puts on my gut health
[+5] u/Historical-Cricket-8: I really hope stocks go up today!
[+5] u/CultofCedar: God damn I’m just here to pick up my Monday morning SPY lotto check. Another beautiful start to the week.
[+5] u/CalebVanPoneisen: SOXL or MUU. Which one should I buy today?
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: Must resist the urge to buy puts. I've played these games before. Buy at open proceeds to run 1.5% more
[+5] u/Speech_Path: Anyone else like to rub one off before doing any type of trading ? It helps keep you from making Irrational decisions imo.
[+5] u/enc-nyc: TSLA premarket on Thursday was so convincing I bought some 0dte calls. TSLA dumped -8% in a day. Act accordingly.
[+5] u/PenBeautiful9166: Neil Armstrong never finished his sentence. One step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and one giant turd for space investors
[+5] u/Vstromhelppls: nobody wants it to be real but this is the end. its going to hyper dump and kill everyone
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: I feel like a pilot booting up their console when I start my trading day. Coffee? ‘check’, computer on? ‘check’, MSFT red? ‘Check’
Ok we’re good to roll out
[+5] u/jasperCrow: The fat fuck is ringing the bell this morning lmfao
[+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Micron gave Trump 250m. They’re getting something back.
[+5] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Yeah Michael dell is def not donating his money because he knows you will pump the stock lmao
GO OUT AND BUY A DELL
From the oval is insane lmao
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: BAck to normal on the Hyperscalers... MSFT you Fucking POS!
[+5] u/chiswis: gangnam bull trap by SK Hynix
$28 billion IPO is bearish. they should have asked for $2.8 trillion. it’s like they’re not making money at all.
[+5] u/SetRestart: We will end today green I can guarantee it.
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: corn panic sellers never did their homework
those are buying opportunities
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Id like to speak to the MU manager
[+5] u/Ghostehz: I want to buy this ASTS/RKLB dip but fucking SPCX inclusion tmr spooks me
[+5] u/ThaaGZZ: Are all the cucks rotating out of space?
[+5] u/TheSauce69: NVDA once again in the cuck chair as AMD gaps up
[+5] u/tgaccione: You guys ever wonder what we’d all be capable of if we spent less time staring at stock charts and more time learning useful skills and bettering ourselves?
[+5] u/Grateful5150: Up today, down tomorrow, flat Wednesday and Thursday, then down Friday. The 🥭 market.
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: iren with a nice 14% gain, under 40 call was so obvious when the market panic sold last week, genuinly free money, congrats bulls
[+5] u/Miker1730: for anyone bullish on microslop, stop...get some help
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: Guys AI bubble might be joever.
F500 our direction last month was to spend as much as on tokens. Now we sre considering local LLMs.
[+5] u/da-pkitty: NVDA couldn’t breakout of a paper bag with a machete
[+5] u/PresidentRevrac: My Wendy’s puts are starting to print!
[+5] u/nocashflow_: u really think donny aint gonna pump it after ringing both opening bells and on the first day of trump accounts?
[+5] u/da-pkitty: what’s that up there it’s a bird it’s a plane HOLY goddamn shit it’s actually NVDA
[+5] u/hayleybts: IF SPY doesn't turn red, I'm gonna have a bad day
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Why have we been stuck with the Evil stock market for weeks now
[+5] u/pdxoss: I’m not giving up on you WEN
[+5] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: MADE 5.7K TODAY. amen, hope u all trade well today.
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: I’m not leaving the company bathroom untill I turned a profit today
[+5] u/Samjabr: Bulls make money
Bears make money
Pigs get rich. - Every damn time I close something up 20%+, it rockets up even more.
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: Can someone buy my NBIS bags.. i swear if i buy the DIP, cuckerberg is going to annouce cancelled deals.
[+5] u/Sp0kenTruth: SPY 0dte 744puts.
Thank me later
[+5] u/patmccock86: Puts was the move, I'm going in. Move move move!
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Another day losing money on SPY puts, I really need to start inversing myself
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Wtf is 749 so hard to break suddenly lol
[+5] u/snipsthekittycat: $AMD is worth at least $1200 in about 6 months btw you are not too late to buy in now
[+5] u/Vstromhelppls: they will never ever let it touch 750
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: SPY flatter than a pancake
[+5] u/DipSniper69: AMD +10% was not on my Bingo card.
[+5] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: Buy Micron. Samsung, its competitor, reports earnings tomorrow, and its profit is expected to come in well above TSMC's. If that happens, Samsung could see a medium-term rally, and there's a high probability that Micron will move higher as well.
[+5] u/Shanthosh2097: Tf he knows soccer more than the referee now? AND he wants to change the red card rules??
[+5] u/svpa3991: Can mango talk to the ceo of MSFT and suspend this red
[+5] u/themantwelve: how much would a 1 year resume gap cook me at age 28? kinda wanna crash out for a bit
[+5] u/PESSl: It’s kinda crazy we have to pay 30% of our income as tax and then with the remaining 70% we still have to pay taxes on our homes, cars every year. I might just be a libertartard
[+5] u/Outrageous_One_2967: guys how do you guys start over after blowing up your account?
[+5] u/TheRayATL: Cmon spy shrek your way to 750+
[+5] u/lamechud: day in the life of trump
\-wake up
\-Pump TF out of $DELL
\-look at -50% unrealized btc loss
\-back to sleep.
\*repeat
[+5] u/hayleybts: Every pump seems extra painful when you are not holding calls
[+5] u/desilent: MU is gonna have a sideways day huh
[+5] u/lndnmdn: Okay let's just pump to 7600 and call it a day
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: We will look back at NVDA and wonder how a cash savings account outperformed it in 2026
Priced to perfection but amd isn’t apparently
[+5] u/Constant_Story8217: I'm number one on TikTok by far
[+5] u/Midnightfire123: Flat til he stops yapping
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: My port really needs a Korean circuit breaker up tonight
[+5] u/fenstapuza: Oh look, MU is trying to pump again. Really wants those four figures.
[+5] u/CD274: Kind of late on this, thanks bank of korea
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Claude, put fries in the bag, make no mistake
[+5] u/SoloDragonGT: New subreddit rule: all comments this week must now be written in Korean
[+5] u/wdwentz93: We get it your wife’s boyfriend smokes
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: I’ve seen this comment before and I’ve had enough of the sneak dissin
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: MSFT red = everything else giga pump at open
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Just wait until open. It’s not worth guessing
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The buy semis sell software trade might go on until the end of time
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Ok we’re going to have numerous stocks hit plus 10% today
[+5] u/CreamyBehemoth: Insane. But Godspeed
[+17] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: As soon as I put my phone down my position is going -60%
[+12] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: LMAO justifying the fixing of the World Cup right now.
[+12] u/Metal-Water: Jesus Christ. Shit moves against you 5 cents and you’re down 20 percent.
[+12] u/bmault: People going all in on fast food and spaceships like it’s 1955
[+10] u/tropicalia84: # USA!
# USA!!
# USA!!!
[+9] u/captainunderpants111: it’s truly impressive how when i enter a position the reversal immediately starts
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: I was promised a crash
[+9] u/M13alint: My $90 calls are now worth $97, have I earned respect here
[+9] u/jd192739: You guys ever sell a stock and keep watching it hoping it goes down but it keeps going up
[+9] u/lithe_silhouette: So far today I got stopped loss on 2x sndk ETF and bought back a dollar higher. Somehow this is so easy to nail, I could sell low and buy high all day long.
[+9] u/TheFreshOne: Gonna nee SPY to fuck off back 745 by eod... :*)
[+9] u/fenriswulfwsb: Most places are lovely if you're fucking rich.
[+8] u/EnginrA: MSFT -20% YTD what a dogshit stock
[+8] u/aurorasavm: Can we get a 2nd pump so I don't feel nasty that it's Monday?
[+8] u/31andnotdone: if you cant take profits
you can always take losses
[+8] u/Czyzzle: Holding 750 is a fundamental impossibility
[+8] u/twostroke1: I literally waited 3 days to post this:
LMAO BEARS! GET FUCKED!
[+8] u/Horror_Difference_75: HOLY THIS IS MOONING. LOOK AT RDDT
[+8] u/Tridentern: RDDT with a casual +32% in 5 days on no news.
[+8] u/LittleHoneydew3466: You boys have fun. Logging off✌🏻
[+7] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: I sold MSFT a month ago and since then I just set fire to 1% of my wealth per day.
I'm still better off than if I'd kept MSFT.
[+7] u/Select-Roll-4041: So if capex is low in the coming weeks, memory tanks and mag 7 rips, but if capex is high mag 7 tanks and memory rips
[+7] u/APointAndALine: Pretty sure anyone holding puts is a communist spy
[+7] u/need20goodmen: Whats a bear trap is that like a gay sex position?
[+7] u/bsb30: 750 is a myth boys, buy puts
[+7] u/turtleofgirth: This is just gonna chop back and forth at 749 and then sell off at the end isn't it
[+7] u/jamieperkins9999: Waited 3 days for absolutely nothing to happen
[+7] u/Ltiform: DRAM options are gonna make someone rich but i'm not sure which direction to play
[+7] u/CarshareDirect: If spy 755 I promise
To stop gamble
[+7] u/FartHowler: so im supposed to buy, then log out of my account and wait 5 years right? thats what the investment subs told me. Just picked up some 4dte calls. Wish me luck.
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: I think they are gonna rug pull us……
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Why the fuck is MRVL crashing 🤬
[+7] u/Cool-Employ-4830: can gold and silver just pump so i can retire and go be depressed in thailand until i kill myself
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Christ on a stick, betting $1k to win $20 on this dumbass day.
[+6] u/WSBNon-Believer: Well guys after 4 years I finally bought Gamestop, pray for me.
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: back to the cancer trade where every single stock sells off into semis
[+6] u/No_Tie9686: It didn't pump fast enough. I feel like it's going to drop
[+6] u/Exotic_Pin_1713: It could be 755 in the next hour and IV would still fuck my calls.
[+6] u/giannisismyman: RDDT is going to run this month.
[+6] u/razeusv2: Dead Profit Gods,
Please let AVGO get back to $488 by end of the week. I'll never ask for anything of you ever again.
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: I wish I had more money to ‘invest’ more.
[+6] u/NWJSMJ: No crying in the casino
[+6] u/browsk: Donny even getting his fingers in the betting markets now with the red card reversal damn lol
[+6] u/Leaguefizzics: MU please stop being a fat bitch, thank you
[+6] u/BullPropaganda: That's me in the corner
Trying to win on MU
And I don't know if I can do it
[+6] u/Top_Statistician5590: 11 am pump, strap in
[+6] u/plugwalls: MU underperforming today
[+6] u/-sakuranbo: the market will never crash
what it will do is move 0.5% down and destroy all of your leveraged 0dte trades
[+6] u/iThrewFarAway: # TRUMP ON WORLD CUP DECISION: I DID NOT TELL FIFA WHAT TO DO - WALTER BLOOMBERG
[+6] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Is this the pump that was promised?
[+6] u/Metal-Water: I hate when you open a contract and you’re already down 5 percent
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: No liquidity on tsla btw straight to 418-420
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Man this price action is GAY
[+6] u/ki3ran8793: Has an "analyst price target" ever been a useful or accurate indicator of anything? Or just published to manipulate prices
[+6] u/Vegetable_Divide2193: i buy it goes down i sell it goes up its actually really easy, funniest thing is, if i do the opposite, it still has the same outcome
[+6] u/tortu995: Ai is both the economy and the market right now, without its capex is instant recession. Memory is vital for ai yet it trades at a 'crash is in a week' type of valuation while market is at a 'continued boom' valuation. One of these two is obscenely wrong.
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Real food 🟰 real shits. My microbiome is healing ❤️🩹
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: short every rip, long every dip. Got it. Thanks.
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: I just don‘t trust the pumps anymore
[+6] u/Lorne__Malvo__: Funny when I play shit leveraged to the absolute tits I get fucking obliterated. When I play much more conservative like aapl the past week it just rips and I'm salty I could have had more
[+6] u/WorkingCorrect1062: ORCL Jesus fucking Christ ffs
[+6] u/massmaster66: I need MU to hit 1100 eow or I loose my house
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Fed printer replaced by Warshing machine
[+6] u/vCharged: TSLA actually will hit ATH’s with this run
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Bag 7 earnings later this month, time to buy calls
[+6] u/Schytzo: Missed the buy window for AMD, shit
[+5] u/unarmed_fish: **Bitcoin Hits $0.01, Wiping Out $2 Trillion Overnight**
[+5] u/AgentBlackwell: Lizard man pump that meta
[+5] u/Leather_Mention5916: Msft red in a sea of green, classic
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I don't even know what to buy anymore
[+5] u/Western-Orchid-6685: BOGO Dominos pizzas are cheaper than groceries (this IS financial advice)
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: MU is going to fly on Samsung earnings.
[+5] u/WorkmanMarty: I was about to sell this Spy 750 call for a +80% gain but then I remembered ever am I sweating 38 dollars for
Go big or go home, let’s see 750+
[+5] u/Majestic_Mention171: Looks like 🥭 pumps only work on Dell
[+5] u/Metal-Water: My happiness is tied to my PnL
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Betting markets just moved putting USA ahead on prediction markets. 🥭 bet rigging here is insane. The mob is probably like “we need one of ours elected president now”
[+5] u/likeabosstroll: With the power of friendship we can get spy over $750
[+5] u/PalpateMe: I’m breaking up with MU
[+5] u/Background-Ad-5319: Annnnnd nose dive, why? Because fuck you thats why
[+5] u/No-Alarm3762: NBIS is just so shit lol
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Did TSLA open the strait
[+5] u/orcassharks: Ok I just got 750 put. We are going to 760 now.
[+5] u/LordWop: I LIKE THE STOCK (RDDT)
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: The dumpster is locked!!!
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: If MU could end the day around $1070 that'd be great thanks
[+5] u/M13alint: Puts on my financial hopes and dreams
[+5] u/potsmokinsocialist: Can ONDS pump already
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Microsoft is an easy 25% return by EOY
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Freak the fuck out and buy everything. We're back.
[+5] u/NotGucci: Just buy calls, and chill this whole summer.
Anytime semi are red, guarntee green the next day with a massive move.
[+5] u/ercanbas: Will MU get a sympathy bump for Samsung today?
[+5] u/Czyzzle: I can't trade this price action because I bought puts at open praying for collapse of society
[+5] u/godsweetsac: I have lots of puts. Spy closes up 1.2% though.
[+5] u/SooperShak: Institutional dumping at its finest. The exit liquidity pool is getting thinner every week.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: I don’t even bother trying to understand RKLB and ASTS price action anymore. Just gotta hold
[+5] u/more_aero: Are my 745p 0dte cooked
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: The amount of women getting into daytrading now and asking shit like:
"Where do you get your option plays??? Where do I get information on what to buy??? Do I just need to read the news more???
Is EXTREMELY worrying. That doesnt happen at the bottom, I can assure you that.
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: 2 hours of horseshit. The fuck these people doing? I don't give a damn if it's up or down, just give some fucking movement. This is like watching old people fuck.
[+5] u/Mother___Night: How long is this free money buying puts on Tesla above \~410 sell when it falls to \~380 gonna last? It's been working forever.
[+5] u/Fun_Investment1101: If you tax us we will tax our own citizens 100% more as payback!!!
[+5] u/neocoff: Semi bros forever. I hope you guys bought the dip last week. CapEx is here to stay for a while.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bought some NBIS just now
[+5] u/mixtape312: panic dump MAGS, panic buy MAGS... panic dump MAGS, panic buy MAGS...
these people are fking insane
[+5] u/Competitive-Kick-278: Here comes dropzilla
[+5] u/Plane-Research1843: And just like that today’s plans might be to see Ronaldo live
[+5] u/Quick1711: Is anybody surprised that he rang the bell like he was supposed to and didn’t make everyone late?
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Sideways are the worst days
[+5] u/vivavip1: WTF, normally the market would be cuming in their pants when a company decides to make 4000+ people jobless, but not MSFT 😫
[+5] u/vivavip1: why is TSLA hulking?
[+5] u/CitizenPremier: The market may not know or care about my entry price, but it sure seems to know my portfolio milestone goal and how to keep me below it
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: Most obvious fake dump before face ripper at open lol
[+5] u/ninja_mon: Port be like 5% down on red days and 1% up on green days 🤣
[+10] u/Kilokalypso: Everyone's got a plan until you're down 40% three hours after open
[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: The rug is appealing but you cant stay in because these fucking criminals will pump it instantly back on no volume
[+9] u/Next-Sentence-8426: I want it to go back down because I didn't buy.
Now that it's down I'm not going to buy because I'm scared.
*Repeat*
[+9] u/neillson01: Bols are looking tired. Bers attack!
[+9] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: guy how do I tell my wife I put my life savings into SNDK at 2300
[+8] u/LankyLibrary7662: Spy ready to zoom any minute!
[+8] u/tenfthigher: SPY will turn red eod
[+8] u/swampassOG: I must be the last SPCX shareholder
[+8] u/Jeffthedrunk83: Sorry bears...I bought puts this morning. I fucked it up for us.
[+8] u/alone-in-the-chat: can Trump call my broker to undo some bad calls?
[+7] u/Ok_Kitchen_1298: SPY go to 760 and I will make it my life mission to end racism
[+7] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: I'm so glad that loser Saylor is being forced to sell and capitulate.
[+7] u/Katieblahblahbloo: First time I’m not sure if calls or puts
[+7] u/Single_Guarantee9545: FUCK MSFT FUCK MSFT FUCK MSFT! BILL GATES CAN SUCK MY SMALL DICK! OH….AND FUCK YOU ALL TOO!
[+7] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Trying to resist the urge to go deep into tsla puts
[+7] u/Verghaust: Fuck my mu entry at 1135
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft is the shittiest and most bankrupt company in the world LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Chlo-Motion: The bubble is not bubbling enough. Please pump SNDK to $5,000
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Can’t wait for SPY to do absolutely nothing till last hour
[+7] u/SpaceMarine1616: Spacex worth 2 trillion with 10 dollars of revenue from government subsidies 🤡
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: RDDT $300 in an earnings run up is not a meme
I mean, the company has harnessed the full power of unemployed basement-folk to work for free as mods. What other company can say they don’t even pay half their employees?
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Samsung earning followed by SK Hynix listing.
Memory bulls are either going to Pluto or the earths core; no in between
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: why didnt elon put his 1t in sndk last year he coulda had 1qd
[+7] u/trsx5: ACTUALLY WILD HOW ONE DAY EVERYONE BUYS A STOCK, AND THEN THE NEXT DAY EVERYONE SELLS THE SAME STOCK. NO INBETWEEN
[+6] u/JuicyJohnny69: AMD pumping MU laying flat when MU supposed to beat AMD's annual earnings next quarter
[+6] u/mirkimirk: can MU just please go back to pumping to ath ffs
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Feel like it’s time for puts so time to buy more calls
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Slowly melting up lol
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: cnbc issues are hilarious lol
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: I like the result you get from exercising
I don't like the exercising part though, can I somehow skip that part?
[+6] u/enitselaP_eerF_: Samsung earnings might be impacting Micron tonight
The preliminary guidance numbers will drop tonight between **7:30 PM and 8:00 PM EST**.
[+6] u/Discount_LionSafari: I just finished my third cup of coffee. AMA.
[+6] u/Rajiiin: Those meta bags must be heavy if 1% got y'all hyped
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: If you end up getting rugged and bag holding WEN you are the epitome of a WSB retard
[+6] u/Rosella2562: My ability to stop price momentum by simply buying one call option is unparalleled 👌🏻
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: If you want I can start doing that and it’ll stop working.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Donald Trump has opened a new front in the transatlantic trade fight, warning that any European digital tax targeting US tech giants will trigger a 100% tariff on all goods shipped to the US.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Sitting outside eating a big ass pancake looking out at a beautiful nature reserve makes me feel a lil better about buying puts this morning
[+5] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Yo what the fuck? All weekend everyone was saying AI was dead and the whole market was going to collapse and now this shit is green?
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: RDDT was discounted all along lmao
[+5] u/Sovetcki: Can I get a dip to get out from my 0dte outs please?
[+5] u/FreshMix4305: DRAM calls for SK Hynix this week?
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: I am please to announce I am no longer a RDDT bagholder.
[+5] u/igotshrimps: And to the surprise of no one, only MSFT is red in a sea of green lmao
[+5] u/LankyLibrary7662: Finally 751! Let's gooo spy
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: Spy up .8% on the day but has a tiny .05% dippy
0DTE degenerates: “is this a crash?!”
[+5] u/Saltysunbro: MSFT red. You know what that means right?
[+5] u/AdInformal2790: !banbet GOOG 430 July 30
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: 🌽 pumping all weekend long just to get dumped monday morning, i see its business as usual.
[+5] u/LakeShowForLife24: Amd might rip today on that nvda delay
[+5] u/dFrame3070: Software is massively oversold. Obvious buy
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: Spy pumping through the roof while my wallet drilling to the core, maybe i am not a good trader after all
[+5] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Nothing makes me feel smarter than being up on RIVN options
The haters said it wasn't possible
They were right for a mere 5 years!
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: What do you mean theta day regards, spy is almost 1% up
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: I’m tempted to buy memory puts immediately at open which means this was the bottom
[+5] u/AquamDeus: the markets moved like shit since the 28th peace deal
[+5] u/znightmaree: Imagine thinking the world’s semiconductor usage has peaked in 2026 and being so confident you’re buying puts. Natural selection
[+5] u/R8_M3_SXC: Why space dying.. again?
[+5] u/Plastic-Research3144: Stock market bipolar
[+5] u/Diamond-Key197: Space is so fucking cheap rn
[+5] u/uncsucks: Market is so complacent right now - buying more puts
[+5] u/zestykite: i guess 1% days are just normal now.
[+5] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: Thought I screwed up by buying WULF on dip last week Thursday. Guess thats my luck done for year now
[+15] u/Normal-Phase-1252: im just 120k short of my first 100k
[+11] u/Notmikeyouidiot: I donate alot to the stock market :/
[+10] u/MoleMan199: 0dte 746 puts. Never been more sure in my life
[+9] u/Burger_Gouger: Open thread to read sentiment before checking chart
“ Clifford mega ultra steamy dump!”
Looks at chart and sees cents of a dump.
You guys are proper retards
[+8] u/nebula504: This market is so cooked, no volume on Green Days
[+8] u/euphoricmoonberry: Sold my puts to buy calls now we’re tanking
[+8] u/CheekyPooh: Do you guys let your winners run or close out at 20-30%?
[+8] u/swflcape: He just said to short the market.
[+8] u/Equivalent_Sea_236: Do not get your hopes up, we about to get rug pulled. Brace yourselves!
[+8] u/LawngClaw17: Gonna sell my MU so it flys up for you nerds
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: People who are physically attractive are buying right now
[+7] u/_Netgirth: Hands: diamond
cardiovascular system: failing
[+7] u/darth_scion: TSLA $400 calls were $1 this morning by the way
[+7] u/Mother_Big9112: ofc random fking shrek
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Ber furiously taking inventory of ramen and dry beans in their pantry rn
LMAO
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: NVDA is such a piece of shit boomer stock now lol.
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: Micron price prediction by EOW: somewhere between $0.00 and $2,000. Follow for more genius insights that you won’t find anywhere else
[+6] u/samwehl: Gambling is the thief of joy 🫠
[+6] u/nocturnalvampiress: Can't believe everything is going up except my stocks
[+6] u/hylian_prince: why is SNDK going down when i specifically asked it not to?
[+6] u/kemar7856: Samsung Electronics Poised for Massive Q2 Profit Jump - Analysts Project 52% Stock Rally huh
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: fake dump to a fake pump to a fake dump
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: Hey everyone I usually post updates about my moms breast cancer here, and todays her birthday so just wanted everyone to know!!!
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: $RIVN—“This time is different….”
[+6] u/Sick0h: We need, nay, DESERVE, a new all time high.
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: im boutta yolo into MU. holy fuck im so retarded
[+6] u/Excellent-Bag135: Not gonna lie I didn't expect SanDisk so low that fast after it hit over 2300
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: why aren't they pumping SPY straight to 800? are they stupid?
[+6] u/wotton: Google search just went offline
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: Get to the manipulation pump
[+6] u/Exotic_Example_9442: you mean bottom, red is not tolerated
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: 749 or 753
OR IM GAY
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Market not letting those calls or puts print
[+5] u/AllCapNoBrake: Um, guys
https://preview.redd.it/jkdy8h4bjmbh1.png?width=571&format=png&auto=webp&s=4628906c46dd1092634390c9b84db224c9119329
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: MU going to close at exactly $1000.00 today LMAO
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Weird day. Any stock with any sort of actual financial future wasn’t allowed to run today. Only garbage up
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: I can understand MSFT, my eX’s Box is also old, outdated, and could use some trimming…
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: HOLY GREEN 🐻 ARE 🌈
🐂 🐂 🐂🚪
BULLS MARCHING IN
[+5] u/yahooms: # PERSONALLY SPEAKING, IF I HOLD A STOCK FOR MORE THAN 3 BUSINESS DAYS, I THOUGHT IT WAS A LONG TERM HOLD.....UNTIL A COWORKER SHOWED ME HE HAS HAD META SINCE 2019??????? THAT'S LIKE 10 YEARS AGO
[+5] u/kemar7856: Sorry guys the moment I touched Micron last week it was doomed to fail
[+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Why the fuck are we tanking?
[+5] u/zoro_4252: Bought ibit aug calls pray for me!
[+5] u/Settos_Mal: We’ve had a month of basically nothing. I need a mega pump stat.
[+5] u/quantumlyregarded: Here I sit
So brokenhearted
Came to shit
But only farted
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Guess who bought calls at top 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: No way this stays above 751
[+5] u/Cabin_bldr: Good time to go short on TSLA
They run it to 420.69 for the memes I ride it back to 400
[+5] u/bigassdump: I don't know which one is more red. My ports, or the toilet paper after I wipe
[+5] u/housemouse431: market looks more and more like distribution
[+5] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: How much for 5 minutes?
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Old people are so fucking stupid
[+5] u/Savoirfaire23: Bruh ASTS and RKLB red in a see of green 😔
[+13] u/Asleep-Implement5938: it is i, king of buying the top and selling the bottom. bow to me, peasants.
[+13] u/S-Club-Party: Don’t worry, no woman is going to want to marry you anyway
[+12] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Holy fuck shit is crashing. Please make it stop.
[+12] u/Winter-Shopping1111: I don't think I can do this. I quit.
[+12] u/hotCupADank: if SPY breaks 751.53, it's going to pump to 751.54, guaranteed
[+12] u/itzfaint1397: guys should i just say fuck this shit and VOO and chill?
[+11] u/AlasKansastan: Zuckerberg might just be the scummiest human being to ever walk the planet
[+11] u/Mr-Bonnet: BRO
I ASKED CLAUDE FABLE ONE FUCKING QUESTION
AND IT COST ME $50
WTF IS THIS SHIT
[+11] u/MoridanArtorias: This market is seriously affecting my mental health.
Should just fuck off.
[+11] u/dogefool88: My price targets for Dec 31, 2026
NVDA $80
MU $10
SNDK $0
AAPL $400
META $90
[+10] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: At least I’ve learned my lesson not to compound losses by buying more 0dte calls/puts midday. Either get it right the first time or let it be.
[+9] u/Gajax: Hot take : If your hips are wider than an airplane aisle don’t become a flight attendant.
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: id have a lot more money if I wasn't stupid
[+9] u/thetasfiasco: It took us an hour to dump a dollar, 10 minutes to pump a dollar... Not looking great for 🐻
[+8] u/No-Paint-5726: Bought some micron. Burry tweeting a lot is usually not a good sign for bears.
[+8] u/Both-Option-2015: sold my calls 20 minutes ago bought puts it should be going down soon everyone remain calm please
[+8] u/1foxyboi: SPCX really killed the entire sector even though RKLB is a good company
[+8] u/Jo9715: DRAM gunna pump overnight
[+8] u/JuneauMori: Whats pumping spy that isnt pumping QQQ as much? Or is it moreso the counterweight of the red slowing down the potential green in QQQ?
[+8] u/AlasKansastan: Im making money in this market but im losing years
[+7] u/sirkarmalots: I may be a loser, but at least I’m not a spacex loser
[+7] u/NativePlant870: SpaceX is a buy at $50
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: You just know it’s gonna V
[+7] u/Winter-Shopping1111: SPY, you are on my do-not-trade list.
[+7] u/j_b_1983: The USA has become worse than Korea.
[+7] u/Cav829: I didn't want to go to space anyway.
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Has anyone talked to spy CEO recently?
[+7] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: That SPY pump obliterated my ass. I learned my lesson. No longer 🌈🐻
[+6] u/PunchingAgreenbush: They said ONDS was gonna change lives, all its done is make me poorer
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: Dude these last two weeks have been fucking brutal lmao. All ma money gone
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NVDA let’s get over those emas and get back to $220 baby
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: In really sick of this shit
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: I’m making a quantum memory ai blockchain corp looking for seed investors.
[+6] u/Agreeable-Taste-3183: Guys stop freaking out over 1 point drops 😭 wait until the next volatile day for calls.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: LMAO bulls thought they had a bounce but it’s going to all sell off. Bears run this 💪🏼🇺🇸 we are strong alpha males who get invited to every cool party with hot babes
[+6] u/Snoo_4496: I don’t have good memory about memory stocks
[+6] u/Ok_Rent5670: How feuked are my $260 strike RDDT CCs for August 21?
[+6] u/ZeroSumTruths: MSFT is now the rebel of the family
[+6] u/Dysbit: Sell rddt call for a loss and boom she goes over 200, can’t make it up, not even surprised anymore
[+5] u/3ebfan: Will hit $5000 by the end of next year.
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Maybe it’s going to be mentally healthier for me to close the app for at least a month
[+5] u/Good_Aardvark1609: I’m not usually a ghey bear but I’m holding 748P today
[+5] u/FinallyArt: SpaceX going out of business or something?
[+5] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: Remember, everything mango touches.......poop
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Wow was up so much and POOF its all gone
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: So it really was the US market all along crashing shit. We are flaccid af today.
[+5] u/092Casey: Anybody not buying NVDA right now hates money.
[+5] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: NO!!!! (I don't have a guh)
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: SPY is retracing in my asshole :(
[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: CALLING ALL BARES TO THE DRILL SITE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BARE TEAM 6 IS EN ROUTE
WE BOUT TO GET DOWN N GAY WITH THIS SHIT
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Some people want to conquer Mt. Everest. I just want 2 gfs
[+5] u/OnceALoser: Mango making children gamblers. 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Just checking in to say I am still long oil. On a totally unrelated note, how do you apply for SNAP benefits?
[+12] u/Fhyzikz: I am now only down $58 all-time. Last January I took a $20k loss when I was still learning and I've recovered almost all of it lfg
[+10] u/beemdub624: When does having diamond hands just turn into me being a dumbass? Asking for myself
[+10] u/jdfan51: I like how I won’t spend $70 at the grocery store but willingly lose $700 in 30mins on spy puts
[+10] u/00ACC: SNDK up 0.10% WE ARE SO BACKKKK 🚀
[+9] u/morganm6488: I cannot win a single fucking trade
[+9] u/CLAMACID: i took profit hours ago like some kind of responsible dumbass
[+8] u/Rare_Use9363: The market is definitely crashing tomorrow. Everyone needs to load up on puts! Don't give up on those shorts!
[+8] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: SPY either 742 tmr or 765
[+8] u/MasonMarrvel: After 60k loss in 6 years and 30k loss in the last year, I’ve hit the bottom. 50k in debt from credit cards and loans, and all this chart studying, trying, joining discords, and strategizing had left me with nothing.
Enjoy the loss porn. If you feel like donating to buy me a coffee I’m $HotSteamedRice on cashapp. 😮💨
Thanks for the ride.
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[+7] u/dadugooba: JUST IN: Trump says the “poor bastards” who shorted the stock market are in big trouble & getting wiped out.
[+7] u/ThatOtherGuy254: The reason why I trade is that I enjoy being poor and losing money.
[+7] u/saintmitchy: After losing all my money in options, I think it's time I get a stable source of income. I officially start my job at a large Russian oil refinery tomorrow. Wish me luck!
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Need the Koreans to continue the pump tonight
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: Nothing a ceasefire tweet can't fix. Keep buying.
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: Semis going to absolutely rip tomorrow
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: SNDK why cant you be more like your big brother MU
[+7] u/zer0_chance284: someone tell rklb it can go up
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: This volume is so shite. It’s basically two grandmas swapping their nvidia shares
[+6] u/stract92: This is fucked up man what is this pump
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Is this a good time to buy nbis or what
[+6] u/stract92: Plz dump this shit in 9 mins
[+6] u/Dramatic_Step_3594: Give me my money back MU
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: I'm so fucking retarded I always make 50% on a trade then the stock moves further and I get greedy and I rebuy and lose 70%.
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Went from 15k to 400k on bug fight just to lose it all, felt exactly like losing money with stocks .
[+6] u/Ambitious_Question15: Calls and puts and I’m LOSING?????!!!!
[+6] u/Kilomike8993: The play today was calls and obviously I didn’t buy any
[+6] u/chaoticmosaic: MU finally woke back up.
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: Ah, another bad day for SNDK lmao.
[+5] u/Lazy_Camera2231: when is LUNR going back man..
missing all the fun
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: 1hr until Samsung drops their preliminary earnings
[+5] u/ez399017: Koreans are gonna sell aren’t they
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Eat my ass, jerkoff, I'm on a fucking HEATER!
-me to my boss if he comes to talk to me about my cell phone usage
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: I swear these fuckers are in my account, making markets move the exact opposite of what I buy. Like statistically this shouldn’t be possible
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: NVDA still allergic to $200
[+12] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Institutional selling into the close does not look good
[+9] u/tocinoman: Where the fuck is my after hours thread, you unpaid fucks
[+9] u/Sora1274: Started today with 1200, got it up to 17000 with tsla 0DTE calls, but ended the day with 3.2k with day trading other options.
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Dana white is probably gay
[+7] u/dune2350: Mu gona close at 999.99 just to piss off some ocd regards
[+7] u/surfinbird: Mag 7 is now Bag 7. It’s science.
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: PENCILS DOWN REGARDS
[+6] u/rowinglover090201: Blessed to announce I will be taking my talents from Robinhood to Fidelity
[+6] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Need another 0.15% to be in the money on my calls expiring in 30 mins
[+6] u/Clean-Escape8933: My port doesn’t look like spy is at 752
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Not even talk, volume is mad low
[+6] u/Veshino99: Can’t wait to buy Apple flip phone for 2 racks goin to feel so nice in my bunghole
[+6] u/Ssjalexgd4: 🥭 basically said bers will be wiped out LOL
[+5] u/RjBloxks: lol I’m losing money on SPY calls
[+5] u/Hour-Bag-8426: slow dumps give you hemorrhoids
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Memory actually dead.
Thought for sure it would pump until Hynix US listing
[+5] u/Not_Made_by_Design: My apologies on MU guys - have calls expiring this Thursday so it’s gonna be shit until then
[+5] u/PracticalMeeting5267: whats he talking about lol
[+5] u/uncfan0000: Why is MSFT always in the shitter day after day. I give up.
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: So META investors right now won't even post without investing $1M?
Sound like META is going to $800 instead of $80.