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[+24] u/Spez_is-a-nazi: I miss the little guy insulting me as the board loaded.
[+22] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: So basically all gains from the past month erased in 3 days
[+22] u/Bxdwfl: "futures surge on news of US striking iran"
headlines like this are gonna encourage the retard to start a nuclear holocaust
[+20] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I lost so much money the last 4 days that my wife actually slept with me instead of her boyfriend to help with my depression.
[+19] u/Seadog98: Looks great pre market. Brace your assholes
[+18] u/Emotional-Donut-7731: https://preview.redd.it/86avwlg9om6h1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=b456fe345375ecb2ca6ac54fe137a3f3abe266ab
[+18] u/SetRestart: If you loaded up on puts I feel sorry
Sorry that your mother and deadbeat father raised a paper handed bitch
[+17] u/Psychological_Fly109: It is not confirmed until MSFT turns red. Then we really pump
[+15] u/vanceraa: 27hrs until your grandparents go bankrupt buying eloncoin
[+14] u/RolandHinkebein: Dear Americans,
take it away from here.
Best regards,
Europoors
[+14] u/cheesygordita: Oil will be free by end of day
[+13] u/AdOk3638: # Breaking: Iran announced closing the Straits, and open Bers anoos. LMAO🤌
[+12] u/financiallythriving: I love this inflation
\-DJT
[+12] u/poopyplayer69: lost 100k$ in 2 bug fights ama
[+11] u/burnttoast14: Some guy in the deep south :
Wet da high Prise Of Gas , It a Small Priche to Pey four Fredum
[+11] u/FutureGenerative: Smells like SPCE-time is coming.
[+11] u/TakeThatBro: Always remember it's just monopoly money
[+10] u/TreGet234: Generational discount for 0dte puts 1 hour after open exactly like yesterday.
[+10] u/Tautol0gic: This market insists upon itself
[+10] u/NewHome_PaleRedDot: Quick - I need a 5x play by Friday or my wife gonna leave me
[+10] u/Rockett3r: fake pump will go back to 0 at opening
[+10] u/NewlyOld31: There are people here who lost their ass being a 🐻 since the start of the war in March, watched everyone make tons of money and just finally gave in and switched to going long last week only for this to happen. How sad.
[+10] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Fully autonomous, AI-controlled drones have killed human soldiers for the first time, according to a senior figure in the Ukrainian defence industry.
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/s/MTLqfw0852
.
Bullish as fnck
[+10] u/Shoty6966-_-: Literally so much bullshit can happen to make this shit go up or down 3%
[+9] u/Sad-Airman: "Pump the futes early, give them hope and fomo to buy back in"
[+9] u/Character-Role-600: WERE BACK BABY ( I cried myself to sleep
Yesterday)
[+9] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Everyone assumes bol trap which means bear trap which means we pump 3% today :)
[+9] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: I’m hearing from reliable sources correction is complete and SPY 800 eom
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Some dipshit investment advisor:
“yeah bro. Here is this great fund of funds that have a 5% front load and 0.71% fee. Great returns on it. Always pays a dividend. Even during 2008 it paid a dividend. It’s a great investment. Super diversified”
If you know…..you know. Fucking American funds/mutual funds.
[+9] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Just woke up to no energy drinks in the fridge . Red signal
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: What's up with the elevator up Shrek donger candle
[+8] u/madeenahjyasu: WHEN DOES THE PUMP ACTUALLY START🗣️
[+8] u/sufficiently7777: Now that everyone thinks dump, it will pump
[+8] u/__nameless____: funny how even with the missiles flying around, the market just doesn't react, but later spy will jump 2% when 🥭 announce they gonna stop attacking each other and is discussing a deal lmao 🤌🏻
[+8] u/RepairSubstantial735: Most of the stocks around the world are up today so I doubt it's gonna be a red day. If the market does start to dump it won't happen until after the economics reports later this morning
[+8] u/uncsucks: Still gonna close red today
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: They love to bait retail to buy back in with the big early morning futures pumps
[+8] u/No-Put2311: How is oil down 5% this week lmfao
[+7] u/buhtpirate: PP report leaked: big and green
[+7] u/neatrick173: Pre market means nothing, I know that, yet still I believe!
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: How are stonks so high but my wages so stagnant?
On the bright side my mortgage payment is starting to look like the market 😂 insurance and property taxes are through the fucking roof.
[+7] u/wheels389: so calls for 2 hours then puts?
[+7] u/dawgtor: Correction complete
SPY 800 eom
[+7] u/Normal_Silver4582: I really need MU at 1200 or below 1100 Pre earnings
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: 🫵 been up all night again
[+7] u/poopy_wizard132: Spurs gave up a 29 point lead.
Bearish.
[+7] u/EnginrA: Jensen Huang said SpaceX could eventually be worth 4 quadrillion
[+7] u/rollinhating: We following the last 2 days pattern? Up 1-2% then drill 4%?
[+7] u/housemouse431: damn meta misses the entire rally but catches the entire drop.
META is the 2024 AMD
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I could legitimately buy fucking CDs and outperform many mutual funds lmao.
[+7] u/chainerection: Me and my homies hate market manipulation unless its rigged in our favor.
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: 🫵 deserve to make money today
[+6] u/oknBagholding: I shoulda bought those mu calls I was eyeing yesterday wtf
[+6] u/neal_73: Open the casino duhhh. Don't like it when I am not constantly losing moneyyyy
[+6] u/Cpryus: now that ppl believe every pump will be sold, qqq up 3% today
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: step 1: set the bol trap
step 2: ???
step 3: profit
[+6] u/PureAlpha22: Only need my port to go up 300% today to recover this week’s losses
[+6] u/Blacksin01: FYI, some oil related assets will trigger you to have to file a k1. It’s going to be taxed differently.
If you want to play the oil card, make sure you are ready for taxes next year.
Easier play is into companies and not commodities.
[+6] u/Franky1324: Hear me out, ludicrous pump untill monday then a generational fuck off.
[+6] u/Jets237: War’s over = calls
No I mean ceasefire = calls
Oh, war intensifying = calls
It’s really that simple
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Knicks saved the futes last night 😤
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: lol Reddit gave my account a warning, I’ve said far worse ?
[+6] u/naija123456: Do announcing closure of the strait is now good for the market?. This is such bullshit
[+6] u/bringbackcayde7: it's going to be a green day just to have another big red day tomorrow
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: The bigger the fupa the grosser the chalupa
[+6] u/vanceraa: pour one out for the USO bulls
their thesis is literally correct and they still lost LMAO
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: Short when qqq is up 2%. You short the rip not the dip
[+5] u/patelchief90: insallah can we get bigly nvda pump?
[+5] u/No-Plankton9514: How come its semi pumping?
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Oh shit green premarket it’s over bears
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: How low will Bagrosoft go today?
Will it be Bagrosoft 360?
[+5] u/iamjt: Ffs my neighbourhood supermarket ran out of salt. Are we in deep shit.
[+5] u/Elodins_Haven: Calls back on the menu fellas
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Well, so far I'm not regretting the position from yesterday even with the missiles flying that in a rational market should have seen me praying for the pain to stop.
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: No way the exact same thing happens again today
[+5] u/astromouse2024: I have calls, and even I’m not getting my hopes up on this pump
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: Ya see, we've been sneaking oil tankers out at night, that's why it's $85/barrel....
[+5] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Had calls on USO and puts on Oracle... went to bed and wtf am I waking up to....
[+5] u/Kunjp1223: Can we all push this to 740!!!!!!
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: So does the market believe that the bombing is done now or something?
[+5] u/Les7X: Oil company I hold used to go up when the rest of the market went down because of oil. Now war is escalating, oil is dumping, oil companies are pumping and market is pumping as well. Zero sense left
[+5] u/Hot-Pop-3250: are the mods bad? three's nobody in here
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: i will be putting $12 into spacex
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Open ai price cuts lmfao all this shit is gonna be a free chrome plugin in 3 years
Alllllllllll that buildout just to race to the bottom hahahahaha
[+5] u/buhtpirate: Market pumped .8% overnight but 0dtes barely up 50%. I'm starting to think they're not worth it.
[+20] u/PyloPower: Bears get like 2 red days and think they should start a paid newsletter
[+17] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Work is so stupid. Sitting in endless meetings and pretending to like eachother for what
[+12] u/BFox1982: Everybody gave u/zjz shit for the new chart, but it's a thing of beauty. We're all just autistic and don't like change.
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: Elon has convinced people that Tesla is worth much more than it actually is, no way SpaceX doesn't pump at open.
[+11] u/Vikkio92: Aaaand here we go, all pre-market gains going to be fully erased by open.
[+10] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Find yourself a woman that loves you as much as bers rooting for the downfall of western civillization
[+10] u/tbiol: I'm just happy that Mexico is paying for the border wall.
[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Trading on margin is the only enjoyable activity at this point
[+10] u/shunted22: OpenAI needs to drastically cut prices of their unprofitable product, that's gotta be bullish right
[+10] u/RJ5R: Trump: "Iran called me and said Mr President, please please can we make a deal. We're desperate to make a deal with you sir, we can't take all of your winning and how you are sneaking out all of that oil we didn't know about until today"
IRGC: "Literally never happened. Strait of Hormuz is closed until further notice"
Trump: "$OPEN The Strait you crazy bastards"
[+10] u/Funkybunch2000: Who does it better? Weathermen or headline writers?
Yesterday - Stock Futures Down As US Strikes Iran Again
Today - Stock Futures Up As US Strikes Iran Again
[+10] u/JFKFortniteSkin: Oh wow, everything is green this morning! Surely it will stay like that all day and won't all dump at 9:31!
[+9] u/Impossible_Top242: Nvda releasing so much bullish news only to gap down $4 at open again
[+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: There will always be a memory demand, just look at our WSB fellas
They forgot what happened in friday, not even mentioning the closure of hormuz
[+8] u/kingoftheoneliners: OMG. Imagine being a Spurs fan.
[+8] u/PrthReddits: Is there such a thing as marriage for less rent and splitting life responsibilities
If so where do I find one
Roommate isn't guaranteed long term
Maybe a fat girl but if she gets ozempic it's over chat
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: so let me get this straight about SPCX:
(1) IPO is heavily advertised everywhere, especially targeted towards retail investors... -> why would you need to do it if the product is already so good. While institutions are already in.
(2) people are buying to resell, anticipating high demand... -> but more retails than usual will get allocated this time, so who are you really selling to? Institutions? Where.
(3) can someone point out to me what was TSLA mkt cap vs top mkt cap at the time when it IPO'd vs SPCX right now? You really believe SPCX, a company that makes less 20B in revenues and loses 2.5B, valued at 1750B already, will 2x-5x-10x-100x from here? The math is just completely different and the growth story (of share price) just doesn't make any sense.
(**TSLA IPO'd at 1.7B vs biggest company at the time 300B, 1/175th LMAO**)
(4) "but it doesn't run on fundamentals, you're trying to apply logic to huge growth potential". Yeah I bet so. META makes more **net profit** in 1quarter than the entire 1year SPCX revenue. And it's valued **cheaper**.
(5) "Starlink is the real business. It's good." SPCX would be a good buy maybe at 250-500B. 1/4 of what's now. Shit could lose 80% of value over the next 12months and it would still be overvalued. Why the fuck are you buying this trash? Genuinely, wtf is wrong with you?
(6) bbbut reddit is bearish! therefore, I must inverse reddit! See you at wendy's in couple weeks. The scam might work until forced index buying, then you'll be exit liquidity.
[+8] u/TheYearGuesser: At this point, isn't the market caps for SpaceX, Anthropic and OpenAI mathematically impossible?
[+8] u/yomama_yodaddy: Spy gonna pump 2% and then dump 20%
[+8] u/knoqd_: $SPCX: OPPENHEIMER INITIATES SPACEX AT OUTPERFORM - PT $190
Lol
[+7] u/zuziannka: You are all cool and shit till you get to the airport then you are just mid
[+7] u/Due-Dirt-8428: If the Knicks could come back then so can the bulls. We are fucked
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Semis want to break out & they will.....
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Up on the same news it went down but also down from last week on the same news it was up
What the fucky fuck
[+7] u/Opster79two: Can MU break out to $1,100 today?
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #IRAN DECLARES HORMUZ STRAIT CLOSED
Iran’s newly formed strait authority said the Strait of Hormuz is closed “until further notice” following escalating military exchanges with the United States. The IRGC also claimed the waterway is shut to all vessels, though US officials say commercial traffic continues. Once a key global oil route, traffic through the strait has already fallen to about 15% of pre-war levels, according to JPMorgan.
[+7] u/tgcm41: About to make De’Aaron Fox proud today with my braindead moves.
[+7] u/CryptoTAGod: a little early for the typical MU premarket fade, but expected nonetheless
[+7] u/Miker1730: microooosloppppppy goessa down again boyzzz
[+7] u/ez399017: Does WSB give a cash match for linking your account???
[+7] u/OldNefariousness6277: SMCI was up 10% overnight and shorted to flat😩. My calls
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lmao im never touching MSFT again. fuck that stock
[+7] u/RJ5R: Looks like the collapse is imminent.
I'd like to sell my position.
It's ~~$1.3 Billion~~ $12 Dollars......
Sure, I'll hold.
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: Is this premarket fake and gay again?
[+7] u/darkspherei: is anyone surprised its pumping a day before the biggest IPO in history?
[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: bull run is only for pre-marke
[+7] u/minimal_stat: Day 4 of getting absolutely fucking nothing done this week because I’d rather watch charts move up and down for 8 hours waiting for an optimal entry that never arrives.
“Maybe tomorrow then”
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Order for today...
Green....Red....Green....Deep Green
[+7] u/Historical_Bother274: Turns out we dont even need oil anymore
[+6] u/Icy-Dimension2914: How is MU losing to SNDK when we have HBM and a lower PE???
[+6] u/iamthetimby: Can SPCX ipo already so we can get dumped on again
[+6] u/Successful-Site6440: Im a BOL holding Micron calls down 50% and I could sold at open yesterday for a little bit green but im not bitch MU 1200 EOD
[+6] u/Allthefun047: It’s time for bears to hibernate
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Lowest oil reserves since 1983, doesnt matter, taco loves inflation
[+6] u/jfwelll: Premarket is real and totaly not gey when its green
[+6] u/TimAppleBurner: SpaceX is truly a paradox to me.
On one hand, a bunch of retail investors are buying it and being allocated therefore it has to tank.
On the other hand, everyone absolutely baking in that it tanks means the market knows this and the market never does what the majority opinion is.
Does this mean it’s going to just trade sideways and that it’s going to be properly underwritten and valued?
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I saw a lot of people on Reddit hyping up Claude so I switched to it for my limited LLM usage and it seems like such a rude cunt to me to be honest lol
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Yo I heard you like ai so we put some ai in your ai so you can ai while you ai
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: GOOGL +10% day incoming
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: This market is horrible for anyone going long. The price action is madness on every ticker. Everything is acting like a shit coin. No stability whatsoever
[+6] u/zuziannka: Flying anywhere is tiring and sadly I have no interest in seeing the world anymore
[+6] u/Unityeid: Here's a free coupon for crying in the casino (1x, silently!)
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: AVGO is never recovering is it.
[+6] u/Critical_Survey_975: Yeah I’m Bullish … on the VIX
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: CNBC: Futures rise after blow out quarter by New York Knicks raises hope of championship
[+6] u/stonksf: Smci 5D change -40% LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Another -1% day incoming
[+6] u/Straight_Ad_87: Well… nobody do anything stupid. I’ve got a job interview at 0900. I’ll either come back from it rich or poor from offsetting calls and puts.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: if the fucking knicks can do it, the bulls can too
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: How is oil down???? The war is back on. This makes less sense every day
[+5] u/ProtecMyBawls: Everything dumps at 10
[+5] u/LeoTora: I wanna be regarded and all in long on spcx since everyone thinks it will tank here
[+5] u/Briack89: So is it fully calls today ?
[+5] u/lapetee: Go fuck youself elon tusk you money hungry fuck grabber, spcx eating all liq just to get fcking rugpulled cause a fcking autist dick wants to have 5 trillion dollars. Un fucking believable
[+5] u/PrthReddits: Chat it was recently my bday if u were early 20s what would u do differently
[+5] u/CD274: SAMSUNG OFFICE RAIDED OVER ALLEGED INSIDER TRADING: YONHAP
:0
[+5] u/doooozi: fuck it , full port nvda calls
[+5] u/ExoticDaikon1872: this pump will be sold at open lol
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: BAGROSOFT is red again. the sky is blue
[+5] u/w8w8dont: Wallstreetbets has a higher turnover rate than McDonald's with all the people who rope than fresh smooth brains coming in to replace them. The circle of life
[+5] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: **"What is a bear?!** A miserable little pile of salty expired puts! Enough analysis… BUY CALLS!" --SPY.
[+5] u/thai_sticky: I ignore my big problems by distracting myself with smaller problems
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: You know what Elmo’s gonna do the minute he becomes a trillionaire? Straight in a k hole.
[+23] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I will never financially recover from this.
And by "I will never financially recover from this" I mean I will never stop gambling.
[+23] u/ShittyUsernane1222: CPI and PPI reports summarized
CPI: Prepare for trouble
PPI: Make it double
[+21] u/1foxyboi: \-465k in the last two weeks god damn
[+19] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Israel has been begging every president for the last 40 years to attack Iran and they finally convinced one to do it and it immediately failed
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[+17] u/YouKnown999: Watching CNBC create headline “reasons” that switch every 5-minutes the market changes direction 🤡🤡🤡
[+17] u/PlentyArmy2411: Last night's headline: "Stock futures slide after US strikes Iran again"
Todays headline: "Stock futures rise after US strikes Iran again"
Great work Yahoo finance!
[+16] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Now suddenly going to war is bullish… make it make sense
[+16] u/LasyKuuga: Client was talking about his crypto earnings and thinking about leaving the country to avoid paying taxes on it.
Saw him again today and bro was just like don’t talk about it. 🤣
[+15] u/justanaveragejoe520: Knicks won last night so MMs and Wall Street bros feeling good. Fully expect a Green Day to match the vibes
[+15] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING**: BERS have been spotted in the strait of hormuz trying to conduct false flag attacks.
[+14] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: CEO's: AI is going to disrupt the current economic and global world order. Its to powerful, we need to regulate its development.
Me: Hey Gemini, can you help me think of some names for my chickens?
[+14] u/Total-Savings6385: Yo US can you make your 🥭 shut tf up I'm trying to get rich
[+13] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I have been informed by people in high places that BERS have been caught sending emails to the IRGC asking why they are not firing rockets everywhere.
[+13] u/buddwizard: Donald Trump, truly the biggest regard of them all
[+12] u/SlideIll3915: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.
[+12] u/dumbest-bastard: I'm a simple fella. I just want low effort high return plays.
[+12] u/gkdjsl: If this is a fake-out I am going to make a big frowny face, kinda like this >:-(
[+12] u/Individual_Error_428: If you wanna be a bull, you gotta live through the dump,
Hold it through the panic when the candles all slump,
If you wanna catch the upside, you gotta take the hit,
Green days come too easy, but red days build the grit.
[+12] u/Bingalinginthebut: I was making love so good last night that as soon as she started screaming my name I started screaming my name as well because I was so proud of myself, then I woke up. Calls all day
[+12] u/silverfutes: Dad, what’s a “cease fire“?
Well son, it’s when you cease negotiations and start firing at each other just to pump the market.
[+12] u/potato111a: PUTS ON THE GROUND LMAO 🤌
[+11] u/d3sp: We are thetaing until microns earnings aren't we
[+11] u/_THEBIGIS: bears were trapped yesterday imagine the squeeze possibility today
[+11] u/FrostySoftPressure: Yo what happened with Ebola, can I come out of my basement yet?
[+11] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Same set up as yesterday and Tuesday?
[+11] u/ComprehensiveEbb4978: Worst escalation since April, straight of Hormuz closed (again), no end in sight
SPY up 0.8%
[+11] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: # Hey you bozos, don't forget - Sell the rip
If you see fat profits take that shit, even on shares. Sell. That's the market we are in now, like it or not.
[+11] u/Initial-Magazine2169: This thread is fuckin dead today. Must've been a massive wipeout over the last week.
[+11] u/jahdyudnwl: PPI hotter than expected. Right after 🥭 tweet.
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: EU rate rising, war escalation tweet and higher than expected PPI all within 8 mins of each other. It’s going to be a long day
[+11] u/br0botic: PPI red hot
I love the inflation
[+11] u/LostMallDoll: dude is definitely not getting elected again
[+11] u/_IsNull: TRUMP: THE US WILL BE HITTING IRAN VERY HARD TONIGHT
Where’s the peace deal of the week?
[+10] u/Historical-Cost1444: Remind me: SPACEDIX chart in 1 year gonna be redder than the surface of mars
[+10] u/Weak_Emu3659: Is calling out sick 40 times in one year too much
[+10] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: Carpet bombing my toilet rn
[+10] u/neariced: We are fucking back boys, bers tried hard to keep us down the past few days but they’ll learn today
[+10] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's a 9, but her nuts fly out when she scissor kicks
[+10] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Rug pull gonna be legendary today
[+10] u/widerdog: probably gonna be red agin after 10:30
[+10] u/JimmyFreakingPesto: I only have $6 schrute bucks left in my brokerage account
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Battlefield 6 dropped the Cairo Bazaar map this week for good reason
I now have training in small arms skirmishes in the Middle East so I’m gonna get deployed
[+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: How the fuck is this market up right now?
Oracle tanked and CPI was bad. This makes absolutely no sense
[+9] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: People only care about ppi and nobody talk about ecb. As an europoor this hurt me deeply
[+9] u/dash_trash4255: They spent the 90’s telling us to stay off drugs…annnd now he’s a trillionaire.
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: Is it true US missile killed Indian officers on a ship in Hormuz? Bruh
[+9] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: oh shit it's getting serious. see you in Kharg guys
[+9] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: I'm tired of Winning when the US president is a daily trader
[+9] u/luckyguy64: hot PPI and hot jobless claims. CALLs
[+9] u/Spy300: >TRUMP ON IRAN: AT SOME POINT IN NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE, WE WILL BE TAKING KHARG ISLAND
As it was scripted
>u/Spy300 15 points 1 month ago
> - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
> - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed
> - Blow up kharg island / Invade / Start Iranian revolution **<-- (You Are Here)**
> - Send WTI to 150
> - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1%
>✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. [[1]](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sxes3c/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_28_2026/oimpwpg/)
[+9] u/whomakesthetendies: #Holy fuck PPI Jesus. 12% inflation confirmed.
[+9] u/CarioGod: 6.5 actual, 6.4 estimate, 5.7 previous
[+8] u/8675309l: If I get allocated Space X I’m selling within a day. The only penalty is fidelity won’t let me in a future IPO for a period of time. Oh no…
[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Reddit hates spcx. So its going to absolutely fucking moon. Ive never seen a group of people be so wrong so often about everything, like redditors.
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Can’t wait to get my hopes up and have them crushed by 10am
[+8] u/brute-forced: 4.2% inflation is fucking hilarious. The country is great now though
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: We only up 7% on the year while the greatest industrial revolution is going on? Yeah this thing still has 20-30% upside
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: Rising tensions and Iran stating they’re closing the strait for real realsies means a peace deal is closer than ever and the oil is flowing.
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Usa is firing missiles at oil tanker right now but we market is flying. Makes sense .
Clown market
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Mag 7 used to be a flight to safety but these clowns are incinerating so much money on AI that they can't even catch a bid
[+8] u/KingoftheWildlings: The bulls are not sending their best
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Trump went from tweeting bullshit to prop markets up to tweeting bullshit to make markets dump
[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: No worries fellas. We love inflation
[+8] u/Hour-Bag-8426: he loves the inflation.
[+8] u/Miserable_Mine_4189: core ppi lower than expected. bullish
[+8] u/livingunique: 🥭says the U.S. is going to be "taking" Kharg Island, so we're about to launch an amphibious invasion
Can't wait to be paying $10 a gallon for gas
[+8] u/luckyguy64: I'm thinking deep red day for sure, so it will definitely be bigly green
[+8] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Mfers gonna be collecting nuka-cola bottlecaps as hard currency soon
[+8] u/salonoicheng: I love the Inflation
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: Uh, sir, it's pumping downwards
[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Literally absolutely everything is bad. Clearly they made a decision that they want to dump it. They were pumping out nothing but good news past 2 months to pump the market. Now they’ve flipped.
[+8] u/CoverThat7433: OMG, do not open the Casina today
[+8] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Biblical V that was promised 3,000 years ago coming 🕎🔯
[+7] u/br0botic: Bro prob got the PPI news early, went on tilt, and said fuck it I’m bombing Iran tonight
[+7] u/Spencer1006: Any straight fellas here ever tried dick for the sake of knowing for sure if you’re straight? I am genuine with this question and I don’t think there’s a better subreddit for this question
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: So I'm not the only one down this week?
[+7] u/KingoftheWildlings: SpaceX IPO is going to be historic.
As in historically the greatest dead cat bounce ever
[+7] u/SlySquid420: Deadcat bounce. Dump at open. BUYING PUTS
[+7] u/spurkulator: Ngl not being stuck in a trade because of PDT has saved me from losing a lot of money
[+7] u/lunakola: 20mins until PPI numbers 😳
[+7] u/imahohohoho: I’m not even looking at the trading app today. I got shares and leaps for oil companies. Wake me up in July.
[+7] u/whitehypeman: We have the best ppi ever, hottest in the world.
[+7] u/hayleybts: Iranian officials say renewed US strikes have made the ceasefire with Washington “meaningless” and effectively void.
Bruh they won't let us have a green day
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: He’s obviously freaking out because oil reserves around the world are closer and closer to causing a real problem. THAT HE CAUSED WITHOUT A PLAN
[+7] u/fredditf: PPI (MoM) (May) 1.1% vs 0.7% EST
Initial Jobless Claims 229K vs 220K EST
[+7] u/dFrame3070: Wow big yahoo must have some absolutely hellish footage of 🥭 with kids
[+7] u/kairepaire: bers r fuk... bols r fuk... bers r fuk... *repeat ad infinitum*
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Mango discovered the put button. Damn
[+7] u/Ble_h: Still green bers. You can’t scare me. V incoming.
[+7] u/Brawmethius: Damn this chef sucks
[+7] u/NHLBro: On second thought, let’s just keep the market closed today
[+7] u/corndog_messiah: After Tariffs, inflation is 🥭s second favorite thing in the world
[+7] u/Fast_Signature7684: when puts are this obvious, we will probably see a +2% ralley lol
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: If the US destroys Iran and seizes control of its oil market, this will be a net positive for the globe.
Calls, the answer is always calls.
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Believe it or not, taking the island will be bullish
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: Same old same ol early pump then dump
[+6] u/Odd_Hunt4570: Same shit as yesterday green pre and open then drill
[+6] u/Open_Waltz6902: I heard this sub is full of regards.
De'aaron fox, you in here ?? 🤡
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Damn I just vibe-coded up some oil using GrokX in 10 minutes it really is a powerful tool AI isn’t going anywhere learn to use it or you'll be left behind
[+6] u/CabinetSpider21: Seen this before....10am it will reverse and down another percent by noon
[+6] u/Hegecoin_Rules: 100% losing these gains. Dont get fooled.
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: So everything is back to normal, and I did miss the dip, like always 😭
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Please God give me the strength to take some profits today, unlike a month ago before my portfolio crashed 60%. Amen 🙏🏼
[+6] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: We got a peace deal or something or we pumping so Musk can be a trillionaire tomorrow.
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Flat or hot ppi(like mine). Which is bearish
OI is almost double for puts.
War.
This shit has to be calls
[+6] u/guywhosoldyouoptions: Just buying on war escalation news, selling on war is over news
[+6] u/brucekeller: Holy shit, only 37 on my triglycerides this time. I'm actually kinda healthy instead of just skinny fat.
[+6] u/PeggingOnMolly: I hope the rally loses stem and we go negative
[+6] u/CultureForsaken3762: Jim Cramer just now: “Buy some ORCL here”
[+6] u/amidon123: ECB raised interest rates by 0.25%. Fed likely to follow. On Barron
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Oil up over a dollar in a second
[+6] u/ADynes: So someone get PPI early. How do I get into that group?
[+6] u/Immediate_Code_9272: Man 🥭 is so fucking stupid, every time I think he can't do anything any stupider he surprises me
[+6] u/hayleybts: 🥭 ON IRAN: UNITED STATES WILL BE HITTING IRAN VERY HARD TONIGHT
AGAIN???
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: I've been calling this for a few weeks already; mr fruit needs to manufacture another crisis after he and his folks dump their bags
[+6] u/NotMe357: TACO know PPI is gonna be hot so he told us that war is back on the menu. So we don't pay to much attention to hot PPI.
[+6] u/horseisahorse: Well fuck, when is he going to taco this one
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Today when reporter asked trump whether there will be army deployed to capture the kharg island.
He replied that "well might be , I am not sure "
He is definitely planning boots on the ground.
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: PPI missed estimates.
Time to moon
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Finally the bad news we need to pump higher on
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: It's ok. He likes the inflation.
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bad numbers were priced in. Time to pump.
[+6] u/TheVenetianMask: If you strip everything from PPI it's 0%.
[+6] u/JayRoo83: >Trump says U.S. will seize Kharg Island and other ‘oil infrastructure points’
So when does he paint it gold, we should go long gold before that
[+6] u/MrDee97: That pump was wiped quick af
[+6] u/Wide_Egg_5814: index funds get rug pulled like meme stocks
[+6] u/Extension_Lynx_7091: there goes all chances of the reecovery. bear market it is
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: YAwn nobody cares.....buy the dip before all the spacex money flows back in next week
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Computa, make it stop
Computa 😢
[+6] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: Jarvis, unlook the portfolio
[+6] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Gonna be a +2% qqq day, stocks don’t just go straight down multiple days in a row
[+6] u/--CoolStoryBro--: Imagine if Iran won World Cup 2026 on American soil. LOL.
[+6] u/hayleybts: Everyone is over this strait shit, fcking 3 months.
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: I need a rock solid investment strategy to produce reliable low risk gains from my $6.
[+5] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Nobody gives a shit about PPI. CPI all that matters and already priced in
[+5] u/hayleybts: Oracle puts about to printttttt
[+5] u/Fragrant_Question358: Hoping for a S P C E miracle! God speed
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Why do folks think spcx will tank at ipo? I think the opposite is going to happen.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Anyone else tired of this adulting shit
[+5] u/Kattilaeikka: Fuck you bears. Don't you dare dump this.
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **pre-market test:** BERS LMAO
[+5] u/ApprehensiveFile42: Gotta love MU crawling higher then dumped by a whale back into the shitter
[+5] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Saas retards prepare for ADBE earnings gap down
[+5] u/Accomplished_Emu_916: Calls or puts today?
[+5] u/Waste_Neighborhood38: It's over for you bears
[+5] u/Unlucky252: I think bombing some oil plant might just push spy to 8000, worth a try
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: MRVL gains were Thanos-snapped.
Guess I'm a long-term investor in....ethernet ports, cabling and ASICs?
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: Shit orcl earnings + more Iran escalation. Already got faked out yesterday I don’t trust these pumps anymore
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Intel getting ready to moon
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: Whenever we get a few red candles in a row, that's when the ultimatums about bombing and death and civilization erasure start coming out.
Then he can TACO again and give the algos another pop while Barron closes out his calls.
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: If you buy SpaceX in IPO, you automatically become bagholder:
180 day lock-up period, i.e. you cannot sell your shares, aka bagholder
[+5] u/2026NewToThis: Lmao no wonder the market is dumping — everyone's rotating cash ahead of SpaceX’s monster IPO. Priced tonight at $135/share for a ~$1.75T valuation and raising a insane $75B. Demand is apparently off the charts from both institutions and retail. Big boys pulling money out of other tech stocks to load up on this. Classic IPO overhang.
I've submitted a request and moved money from oil, gold to the ipo and still haven't been avveoted as is 4x times oversubscribed
[+5] u/Stonkgeniuz: So many bers on space x. Like it’s easy to build rockets.
[+5] u/CheapHero91: the whole financial markets fate depends on adobe earnings
[+5] u/bronzewhale: Nothing says calls like resumed hostilities
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: If the Houthis do something oil is gonna shoot up. If Iran attacks some more ships oil is gonna shoot up. If traffic through the strait doesn't show improvement soon oil is gonna shoot up.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: EU rate rise decision due shortly
[+5] u/ProofComplaint780: Oracle hits 170 im loading up on shares. That backlog is wild
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I’m so fucking tired. Stoked tk go to a Tesla factory today tho. Gonna fuck these robots
[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: Imagine if this turns into a massive pump. Pls imagine that
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: So either we back to pumping on vibes, or gonna get epic rugpulled once the calls are locked in. Damn market is hard these days
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I gotta buy at least a couple qqq puts at open. Might be too early but with it up $9 premarket I gotta try it.
[+5] u/curling_rocks: Ppi pump. Deal soon pump. I’m over here pumping my shit
[+5] u/Thick-Ad857: Headline: "This Tesla bull boldly claims the company has solved the ‘self-driving puzzle’"
Turn off self-driving just before an accident so it looks like the driver's at fault?
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Crazy how the ECB is just allowed to make sensible monetary policy decisions
[+5] u/SolomonKings7: SpaceX and big AI labs IPOs are gonna lift stonks to ATH
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Remember when WSB was a force for good? We all donated a portion of our gains to help that gorilla foundation that one time. We should get back to that spirit.
*^I ^wish ^I ^still ^had ^that ^money ^I ^donated ^to ^that ^gorilla ^fund ^that ^time, ^for ^fd's ^today*
[+5] u/potato111a: NAAAAH, 🥭MUSTVE SOLD EVERYTHING N TRYING TO MANUFACTURE A DIP LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/TheRealArmament: Sell everything it’s fucking Joever
[+5] u/whitepug: Eu rates, truth tweet, and ceasefire void from iran all in one go holy shit
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: EU rising rates and Tweet of war escalation within minutes of each other. Big red day ahead
[+5] u/icein2017: 🥭 running back the “a whole civilization will die tonight” script lmao
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: **ECB hikes interest rates for first time since 2023 as Iran war ramps-up energy costs**
[+5] u/br0botic: Donald giveth and Donald taketh away
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Yawn.....Nobody cares about Trumps tweeets anymore. Calls
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Just in time for a soft PPI to save the market from destruction.
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Whole new level of tantrum on Truth social. Like if you have an enemy whose Navy, Air Force, Radar, Anti Aircraft, and all other forms of Defense, together with most of its offensive capability, are GONE, why not just stroll into Tehran with a small military band playing Hail To The Chief? LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Youngins practice yer fortnite and cod maps diligently. Time to git drafted
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: We will be red in 20 minutes
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: I'm new. Hot is good? Inflation is good
[+5] u/LostMyMag: They couldn't cook my PPi
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: Just another day becoming liquidity for billionaires
[+5] u/Thick-Ad857: So, when are the children of Congressmembers enlisting?
[+5] u/brute-forced: US blowing up Indian ships is bullish now?
[+5] u/Axonum: WERE GONNA NEED A CIRCUIT BREAKER LOL
[+5] u/kim82352: > DJT announced plans to seize Kharg Island and Iranian oil and gas infrastructure — comparing it to what he called the "brilliant" US takeover of Venezuela's energy markets.
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: He’s telegraphing boots on the ground. You can’t take Kharg island without that. We are cooked
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: BOLS AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
🫵🤡🤡🥴😭☠️🤣🤣😂😂
🐂 = 💩
[+5] u/DifficultyFuzzy5090: Boots on the Ground!
[+5] u/kim82352: > We have a beautiful PPI. Some people say the most beautiful they’ve ever seen.
[+5] u/Woodwardphotography: If today isn't a puts day then this market is truly retarded
[+5] u/nametaglost: I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Already priced in. Institution already knew the news and therefore sell off since last Thursday. Now retail pussyhand is going to sell for institution to buy back low
[+5] u/Hour-Bag-8426: I mean, if you think about it, Trump's plan for Iran is sorta like our highly regarded investing here at WSB... if your plan sucks, double down - compounding losses!
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Getting the itch to play options again after a 5 month break, thanks to PDT. That’s just what they want
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: This is a wait for 1030 day if I ever saw one
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: They will be pounding Iran very hard tonight. That is distinctly bear territory
[+5] u/UniversityFrosty2426: EU rate hikes, war escalation, and red hot inflation. Definitely a Green Day unironically…
[+5] u/_Fred_Fredburger_: Today's the day we make a deal with Iran, I feel it in my balls.....aaaaand nevermind, balls were wrong for the 40th time
[+5] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Is war bullish or is pre market just ghey?
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Will you thank your sex bot in the future?
[+5] u/bertacle: We are 1 stupid news apart from going down -10%
[+5] u/Darkwolf22345: Smci about to fucking rip up after that blood bath yesterday, don’t they know stocks only go up
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: SP500 is up 71% over the past 5 years. 71%.
BUYING AND ROLLING 1 YEAR TBILLS THE PAST 5 YEARS IS ONLY \~18% YIELD
THE MARKET WILL CRASH AND CLOSE THE GAP!!!!
This is what average stupid fuckin ber sound like
[+5] u/DipSniper69: I'm ready for today Mr market 🫱🏻O🫲🏻
[+5] u/DipSniper69: puts are expensive as hell right now.
[+32] u/needmoresynths: Still cannot believe tards voted for this mega tard
[+19] u/All_FIREdUp: Huge fan of announcing your military targets and strategy to the planet. Sun Tzu of our time. Very un-retarded.
[+18] u/Delicious_Put_5857: taco'd in literally 10 minutes, fascinating
[+17] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Imagine if we didn’t have 🥭. No Iran war. No tariffs. Inflation under control. 4+ rate cuts for the year guaranteed. Stocks would’ve been a straight line up
[+16] u/FuelHappy1660: Working from home today! Looking forward to making oatmeal and staring at my phone for 6.5 hours
[+16] u/zeebee098: I bought puts when SPY was at 350 and calls when it was at 750 ☠️
[+15] u/twostroke1: “Tonight we will cross the Delaware and hit them HARD.”
George Washington if twitter existed 250 years ago.
[+15] u/kodaksdad2020: Remember when bro held up his card board tariff chart LMAO
[+15] u/Internal-Ice5338: “Your calls have lost more than 75% since you opened them” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😂😭
[+14] u/Far-Requirement9180: Believe it or not, rope lol
[+14] u/Autistic-Bot: https://preview.redd.it/kbxkk2jjgn6h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=801fe6f223e50d6a90cc0a0459e415b779df15d9
Typical WSB mods
[+14] u/Opposite-Link: So we pump until about 10am and then crash again? Is that the plan?
[+14] u/Beagle001: Well, he said their entire military is gone so I can't imagine this taking longer than 5 hours to wrap up.
[+14] u/M4cHiin360: Imagine if we had rate cuts instead of this stupid ass Iran war that nobody wanted except the big Yahu
[+14] u/sadlittlewaffle: Anyone else addicted to this stupid fucking app I close Reddit out and then click on it again I’m a loser
[+14] u/Unique_Artist_5204: I don’t even feel like trading anything right now. Nothing looks good. I think my gambling addiction has been cured by this market
[+13] u/Jeddle: 🥭 is banned from Epstein island so he needs a new one
[+13] u/spilledonwhite: If PPI is higher, then businesses have higher costs. Higher costs means they have to sell their goods at higher prices which means higher revenue.
Bullish.
[+13] u/llamaflocka: Holy shit just shut the fuck up already
[+13] u/codespyder: Three months ago the threat of taking Kharg Island would have sunk SPY 10%. Nowadays no one even gives a shit
[+13] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: 6% ppi actually hilarious
[+13] u/Remarkable_Owl: An entire civilization’s portfolio will die today.
[+13] u/Snowman33001: This is the worst week since last week.
[+12] u/LaserGuy626: Trump just went on Fox news saying "Iran is talking to us and wanna make a deal"
Trump really fucking with everyone's heads.
Save your money. Don't trade today
[+12] u/jackpearson2788: So PPI comes in HOT and Iran threatens Elon musk companies…calls it is
[+12] u/MrNo_Balls: what was the data? are we unemployed?
[+12] u/CMTTrader: Per Fox News:
\*TRUMP: WILL BE MORE BOMBING TONIGHT
\*TRUMP: BOMBING WILL BE BIGGER TONIGHT
\*TRUMP: I DON'T WANT BOOTS ON THE GROUND
\*TRUMP ON IRAN: THEY'RE FINISHED
\*TRUMP: IRAN NEGOTIATING WITH US TO MAKE A DEAL
\*TRUMP REPEATS IRAN CAN'T BUY OR DEVELOP NUCLEAR WEAPON
\*TRUMP ON IRAN: KNOCKED OUT THEIR RADAR, MISSILES
\*TRUMP: US FLYING PLANES OVER TEHRAN, THEY HAVE NO IDEA
\*TRUMP: MY PREFERENCE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TAKE KHARG ISLAND
[+12] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Tweet from 🥭 tonight: " at the request of the very honorable (fill in the blanks) whom I very much love and respect, I am temporarily pausing the strikes on Iran to give further chance for a negotiated deal. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT.
[+12] u/powerboner: Owning MSFT is like dating a girl who moved to Miami for a year to find herself. You’re just getting cucked
[+12] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Imagine casually threatening the economy of a nation with 100 million people, from your cell phone on a social media platform, and not considering that it might be a bad idea.
[+11] u/HeavyArmsJin: Feels like it's going to dump at open
[+11] u/AntimatterEntity: DTJ is such a suck ass
one minute he is attacking them
next minute he is making a deal with them
[+11] u/buybananas: Remember first week of March when donnie said that the war is over😂😂
[+11] u/Chiinoe: Puts at open is such a no brainer. But when is it that easy?
[+11] u/PenguinOfB00m: I swear nobody has the hint of a guess about what will happen today lol
[+11] u/Neader: MSFT is down 14.6% this month.
[+11] u/ProudPeak3570: wife asked why the fuck i would buy micron at top of a 1000% run and i told her i wasn't aware the president loves inflation
[+10] u/RonBlake: The bombing is to distract from the horrible inflation which is due to the bombing
[+10] u/vermilli21: What timeline are we in that we are announcing strikes and war tactics on a social media post
[+10] u/CerebrumMortuus: Death
Taxes
MSFT red
[+10] u/unpaid-astroturfer: They're begging for a deal, we're just edging them for a few months. Dominatrix style.
[+10] u/jonneh: If Iran is going to attack SpaceX facilities.. they have an opportunity to do the funniest thing tomorrow
[+10] u/studybreak15: Holy fuck MSFT is killing me
[+10] u/Fit-Win-536: All quiet on the frontal lobe
[+9] u/AccordingDisaster292: It’s like msft can’t wait to go red lmao
Clown ass stock
[+9] u/baconography: Always a great idea to broadcast your military plans to your enemy. What a retard.
100% TACO incoming on this one.
[+9] u/Bravadette: Last chance for calls this morning.
[+9] u/heikici: I LOVE INFLATION. I'VE KNOW HIM FOR A LONG TIME.
[+9] u/TequilaTrader: Sounds like Iran isn’t getting their SPCX allocation.
[+9] u/Razvanell95: I don't trust this market
[+9] u/Brubiu: i bought msft calls at the top and am down 75% ama
[+9] u/isP1tchhere: Imagine, IPO cancelled tomorrow cause whatever
[+9] u/cbusoh66: Art of the Bluff
Iran: 🥱
[+9] u/aftherith: Oh geez, I really wish I hadn't rescheduled my summer vacation from the beach in Gaza to the Kharg Island beach. Now I'm going to have to reschedule the whole thing for Havana FML
[+9] u/bulrfuc: There should be no algo trading. I'm tired boss.
[+9] u/TickTockTaudit: Guys. Look at photos of Bill Gates and Zuck. Just give up on Meta and MSFT. They suck because they suck and they’re super gay because they’re super gay.
Tis the season of big dick CEOs and companies with little to no profit. 🚀
[+9] u/TimujinTheTrader: 6% YoY inflation is fucking nuts.
That's with cooked numbers too.
[+9] u/Informal-Desk1835: Do we believe is going to open going up and drop rugpull for the 3rd day today?? 😁
[+9] u/cbusoh66: 🥭in 2023: Biden is killing the economy with inflation
🥭in 2026: I love inflation
[+8] u/Capital-Pineapple961: This is super bearish, so maybe the bottom is in?
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Same. Shit. Every. Day.
Pump in premarket and then dump towards open. Fucking insane.
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Spy is down almost 5% from ATH, this is the dip everyone has been waiting for after an extremely long period of straight green, and people think it's going to DUMP??? MORE?????
[+8] u/lococommotion: I see green on the horizon
[+8] u/Unlikely_Disaster_67: I think now that the air is cleared on PPI, it’s okay to pump
[+8] u/WarEaglePrime: “I bought puts. Thank you for your attention to this matter.” - 🥭
[+8] u/zangor: I’m gonna buy puts at open. So today is the reversal / bull market continuation.
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Oil prices almost back to where they were before he said he was bombing and taking Khrag Island🤣
[+8] u/bulrfuc: Why is this motherfucking market green on bad data?
[+8] u/DuAbUiSai: Not a fan of this new dashboard.
[+8] u/tacardidm: Yesterday’s ITMs are today’s lottos. Let’s see if I turn $30 back into $1000 before they expire today. Hahahaha
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: That tweet was the perfect setup for his own TACO
[+8] u/_rockthemike: I see we are back to launching friendship missiles into Iran
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: she's a 10 but she loves inflation
[+8] u/likamuka: SPACEX : NEW STREET RESEARCH INITIATES COVERAGE WITH $7165 TARGET PRICE
LMAO
[+8] u/killainvest: Don’t let spacex distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
[+8] u/Comfortable_Oil6642: Fear & Greed Index at 27 - this is gonna dump
[+8] u/rcantu314: Mango : we are going to war , Market : f’it, we ball
[+8] u/bulrfuc: 10 points swings on SPY and QQQ between afterhours and premarket. Bull and Bear rug pulls. Is it too much to ask for an honest and predictable market?
[+8] u/diunay_lomay_a: Who the fuck is gonna pay for this invasion. That shit is gonna cost much
[+8] u/King_Credit: There is no logical reason for stocks to be up this morning so I’m going to buy calls
[+8] u/Novel-Sprinkles4135: idek what spacex does other than internet satelittes and burn money on ai
[+8] u/mc4878: Just applied to build data centers on mars. Great pay. Hope I get it.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Need $300 on ASTS, to get out
[+8] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy won’t go red today. Too much bad news
[+8] u/HonestScar7176: Damn you morons can’t keep any pump can you?
[+7] u/ericthedisrespectful: this market has no cannons and a fish head wife
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Fuck bro. Wtf is wrong with 🥭? Couldn't he keep his mouth shut and plan shit secretly without moving the markets like that?
[+7] u/PossibleLack835: BULLISH. MANGO IS SAYING THE USA IS READY TO GET RID OF ITS ENEMIES (INCLUDING WSB BERS + OIL BULLS) ONCE AND FOR ALL. GOD BLESS AMERICA
[+7] u/ErenCloud: When others are fearful PANIC AND SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING THIS IS THE END WE ARE DOOMED
[+7] u/GeneralHoudini: oh the dump came early today...
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Why the IPO on Friday. Fuk that.
[+7] u/groovur: Bad unemployment can only mean one thing.
Calls.
[+7] u/Neader: It's impossible to put into words how fucking insane this is
[+7] u/player_zero_: I would've thought we'd priced in most of this shit in at Feb March, constantly getting dragged down by this dumb fuck loser
[+7] u/StophJS: All I want is for Zuck to come out and say "I've been a bit regarded, we're just going to be a social media ad company"
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: was there any reason to start this Iran thing in the first place? I honestly can't remember.
[+7] u/OftenOlives: Elon has to be so pissed. 🥭 really has like 24 hours to fix this lol
[+7] u/Bizonistic: Does it smell similar to last time? Threatened to nuke Iran on Tuesday morning, then TACO by 5pm?
[+7] u/ProudPeak3570: bears be like i knew the stock market would crash thats why i've been cash since 2010
[+7] u/claytondpark: Got 36 days left on my microslop $420 calls, but already down 34% as of y'day. Wtf what a POS...
[+7] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: You know some asshole is still holding silver in above 110
[+7] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Damn mango really has trained markets to expect the taco
[+7] u/MoneyBadger14: If we all just start buying, we can keep it green. Foolproof
[+7] u/jonneh: 🥭: “I don’t want boots on the ground”
Why do I get the felling there’s a “but” coming 😭
[+7] u/jijitalk: Goog diluted MSFT stocks
[+7] u/Radomeculture531: The loss porn should be incredible today
[+7] u/Interesting_Bag3976: was a ber yesterday gonna be a bull today
[+7] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Trump said he loved the inflation.
[+7] u/X211499Reddit: When 🥭 starts throwing out bigger and bigger threats you know he fiending for a deal tonight
[+7] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Market does not care about war news anymore.
He beat that horse dead harder than tariffs.
Need a new market manipulator
[+7] u/happyegg1000: SPY puts don’t overthink it
[+7] u/cbusoh66: So many fucking SPCX bots trying to whip up interest and create FOMO on WSB and X. They really want retail to hold those bags, and retail will always oblige.
[+7] u/akunisg: kharg island and the surrounding islands are military nightmare. mountains and rocks with narrow rocky corridors. It's hell. He is either lying or considering risking massive loss of lives of our military for his winning narrative. Don't know how it is legal at this point
[+7] u/Connect_Simple279: Should I go all in on space x
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: Media: market drops due to war fears
\*war ramps up\*
Mr.Market: Now that we know that there is war uncertainty is gone and we know we are fucked, up up up.
[+7] u/_rockthemike: oh look, another day where they bid us up in the morning and dump by lunch
[+7] u/vermilli21: Here’s your playbook for today, calls at 726 puts at 732
[+7] u/deertracker2022: "TO HONOR THE GREAT ATHLETES OF OUR BEAUTIFUL WORLD CUP I HAVE DECIDED TO PAUSE BOMBING IRAN"
[awarded 2026 FIFA Peace Prize, wears it alongside 2025 FIFA Peace Prize medal]
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Imagine having the chance to get out of msft at 460 but u didn’t 😭
[+7] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Im trying to click and drag the price line higher on the chart I’m looking at, why isn’t it moving?
[+7] u/Playful_Cry6691: Ok but how did the spurs choke that game ln
[+7] u/mehmilani: All the hard work done by Koreans overnight is gonna go poof in hours.
[+7] u/Neader: DOWN -44% ON A META CALL THST I BOUGHT YESTERDAY THAT WAS ITM AND EXP IN A MONTH THIS IS HORSESHIT
[+7] u/SageLeaf1: Drone stocks crashing on war news, yep that’s this market alright
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: SPY’s contracts r all overpriced
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: Numb to the losses at this point
[+7] u/ateranol: What is this?? A pump for ants?
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: 3 trading days of Micron being stuck in this stupid fucking range. It’s the most profitable company in the fucking world right now, let this shit fly already
[+7] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT was at 460 before June began. Now it is staring at 350 by the end of the month
[+5] u/joycaptain: US needs to take kharg to trade for uranium
[+20] u/szokdogg: Love this price action - when my calls and puts are both down 50%!
[+17] u/beerstearns: Breaking news Iran peace deal CONFIRMED!
Both nations have agreed to bomb each other as part of normal peacetime activities
[+16] u/thrillho145: Past few days have burnt me. First 30 mins is fake. It's gonna dump
[+16] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Impossible to trade this shit
[+14] u/thelundyy: Loaded 0dte puts. Gonna sleep for 3 more hours. This is true degeneracy
[+14] u/Airizom: Guys I discovered a hack. If you invest 100% of your money in VOO your anxiety instantly goes away, even if you use margin! Its a crazy hack
[+13] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I’m a genius!
I suck and have no idea what I’m doing…
I’m a genius!
I suck and have no idea what I’m doing…
[+13] u/taffy_laffy: the good news is that we got bad news.
PUMP IT
[+13] u/Tepozan: Fuck! Space virgins are eating again
[+12] u/TeriBondVich: Whoever told me to goon before market open gave me the clarity not to panic sell thank you bro !
[+12] u/New-Length5593: Looks like a dump setup
[+11] u/3brcuse: so many fake bols gonna sell thinking it'll be like yesterday lmao
[+11] u/plxyboyy: I fucking knew puts were too obvious. Fuck me for selling calls at a loss and now these puts are fucked. $12k gone
[+11] u/Tall-Illustrator543: Trump: "We will take Kharg island or destroy it."
*Oil markets: who cares man, I'm just chillin in Cedar Rapids*
[+11] u/iiGoodVibesii: I have no friends. I have an interview today and I'm excited. I've been trying to live off of day trading and it's been crazy.
Wish me luck? I just wanna hear it from someone. (Ya im pathetic).
[+11] u/dumbfemboiwhor: Imagine someone trying to learn in this market lmao.
"So here we see a trend reversal caused by... An Axios headline picked up by algos causing a 10$ pump."
[+11] u/Sunim416: This chop is intended to squeeze retail fyi
[+10] u/tsunamiwaves_: legit depressing being a META and MSFT bagholder.
[+10] u/fca1230: why did i ever buy msft and meta
[+10] u/Mrsir300: So we are green on Mango saying troops on the ground and huge war escalation lmao
[+10] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I refuse to believe we are going to sustain ANOTHER fake peace pump. I’ll go down with my puts fuck this market. I am not crying in the casino IM RAGING INSTEAD
[+10] u/jerome-yellen: World Cup, SpaceX IPO, Iran deal, all we need now is a surprise Russia x Ukraine peace deal over the weekend while everyone is busy thinking about the Middle East to take SPY to $820 and SpaceX to $500
[+10] u/LaserBeamer17: lol clown show market for both bull and bear tbh
[+10] u/MrCoolizade: Inflation is high so market has to go up higher to make up for it
[+10] u/Lost-Elephant-6628: The spy chart looks like a meme coin 😂
[+9] u/SmoothFlan0: I did nothing to deserve this
[+9] u/MichiganGardens: Not even tradable when premiums are moving like this.
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: And there you have it. Another fake peace headline pump.
Fuck this shit I’m buying actual lotto tickets, far better use of money than stocks
[+9] u/_Netgirth: The market is rigged AND I pick shitty stocks. Both can be true
[+9] u/TurbodToilet: Holy fuck this market is so retarded
[+9] u/thelundyy: This is the biggest and longest "Nothing Ever Happens" event of all time
[+9] u/svpa3991: My 0DTE put swinging from -10% to 10% back to -10% in seconds. My heart man
[+9] u/Objective_Delay_1525: if this market keeps rising I'm going to get a loan from the bank to buy stocks
[+9] u/Part_time_ogre: Market is pricing in a TACO.
[+9] u/portbouncer5000: another 10:15 dump huh
[+9] u/Radiant-Place-6400: BUDDY, 🥭 JUST SAID HE'S ABOUT TO ATTACK AND SEIZE AN ISLAND,
AND YOU BOUGHT CALLS?
[+9] u/ddrsdght: Reddit ad: “Introducing SPCH, the 2x Long SpaceX Daily ETF.”
[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: Spy would be like 9000 right now without tarrifs and Iraq
War.
[+9] u/johndaly88: Fuck not a good day for scalping this shit is scary
[+9] u/joeyeats: wtf is going on this has to be the choppiest market ever, have algos been taken over by AI
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: remember if the market estimates that a meteor will crash into earth in 2 days, and it does, then logically we must pump because we met expectations.
STONKS
[+8] u/nothingsusphere: SPCEx is actually rallying lmfaooo
[+8] u/BagholderForLyfe: Bag7 stocks are dead
[+8] u/adarkuccio: Why the fuck the market is going up exactly?
[+8] u/dataCollector42069: imagine buying calls at the open, to sell them at 736.3 to buy Puts just to get V'd. I am glad I am done with options
[+8] u/joatmone: This fake out pump killed my puts. Wtf.
[+8] u/TheSauce69: NVDA +1% is the most it can pump after 5% red days
Boomer garbage
[+8] u/Shelland1234: You know it’s sad when you are happy to be back to your Friday low
[+8] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Bears time to double down here, I know you want to
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #I LOVE INFLATION 100% INFLRATIN TO 69% LFG
[+8] u/LaHhxL: MMs manipulating the sht out of this market
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: Another -2% MSFT day. Wtf is wrong with this shit stock
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: This is prolly going red
[+8] u/workthatcrass: GOOGL to 0 end of day
[+8] u/S0Anon: Good thing i'm cash (I lost everything last week)
[+8] u/snatchdaddy69: This market is cooked. I wake up, see green dildo and like nice maybe my weeklies will be saved. Check after I make my coffee again and we deep fried.
[+8] u/WallStreetBoners: Buying 200k of SOXS yesterday was a calculated risk. And oh boy I calculated wrong.
[+8] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Spy just go to $0 and restart
[+8] u/Diamondken: FakeX is pumping 😂
+22% now
[+8] u/moneygon_: strongly convinced that at this point "Iran" is just the one dude operating their X account
[+8] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Today's your last chance to buy a real stock before you FOMO it tomorrow!
[+8] u/Sea_Pen_3150: What price target for fake spce(x) tomorrow 😂🚀
[+17] u/Asmalex: My calls are red and my puts are red fuck this
[+12] u/go-to-the-gym: How the fuck does Google go down? Can't they just Google how to make it go up ?
[+12] u/Relative-Wonder-7086: The problem with hitting a 10 bagger is then you want another 🥀
[+11] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Stoners will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+11] u/cgonz15: Please dear god V for my sanity
[+11] u/PickkleRiick: Trumps setting up a massive SpaceX pump.
Over the next few hours increasingly negative stories will be leaked to the press driving the market down.
Then 5 min before market close hell hold a press conference with the ayatollah. They’ll announce they’ve reached a permanent truce, as they hold hands looking deeply into each-others eyes.
Then theyll announce Baron Trump will be marrying the ayatollah’s daughter in an old time arranged marriage to secure the truce between the clans. To sanctify the marriage Trump will release the frozen Iranian assets as a dowry, because hes now a trans activist and Barron identifies as the woman in the marriage
The market opens in euphoria tomorrow and spacex hits $2,000 a share.
Dont say i didnt call it
[+11] u/NiceOwner: Boots on the ground LMAOOOOOO
[+9] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Guys I fricked up and lost all my money or whatever
[+8] u/TinyPaleontologist87: 727.50 is a big level if we break it idk what will happen (someone else said this so im also saying it)
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft, Google and Meta are bankrupt and all going to zero by the end of the year LMAO🤌
[+8] u/yodamelon: Bought puts to support the bull market
[+8] u/Snoo_4496: If the Knicks can come back from being down 30 points, ur portfolio can come back from being down 30%
[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Who’s ready for a 5 trillion spacex tmrw?
[+8] u/Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me: I'm going to be bagholding for a long time.
[+8] u/Golfmann14: When you told me it was a bear trap what did I do? Bought calls. When you told me it actually a bull trap instead, i bought puts.
Reverse back SNIP SNOP SNIP SNOP
You have no idea the physical toll that this market has on me
[+8] u/CorndogSummer: Can we stop pretending that there is a legitimate ceasefire??
[+8] u/timetopractice: Do you think Trump is gonna restart the Iran war tonight just to fuck with Elon IPO day
[+8] u/SpyBagholder: Godspeed everyone tomorrow the apocalypse begins
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: Some light bombing to get the peace ideas flowing
[+7] u/Such_Coin: MSFT delisted by close
[+7] u/vSlickRick1: Can’t hold these puts forever that 🥭 mango tweet is coming
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: will this pump hold after 10am, 10:30am or 11am? thats when drill team 6 clocks in
[+7] u/xEppyx: Waiting on my paycheck and I see in RH, "transfers are currently unavailable". Sigh.. I just wanna "invest"
[+7] u/csr8765: Lot of signals flashing confirming the pullback is complete. Maybe some chop here and there but should be back to ATH within a week or so
[+7] u/Legal_Shop_5501: Obviously the day I buy puts it goes up
[+7] u/chriske22: I want it to crash 5% out of pure hatred
[+7] u/aurorasavm: dump by noon sorry not sorry 🐁
[+7] u/noaholic: The market wants to drop so bad
[+7] u/Ok_Swordfish_9387: General question, students who learn investing in uni, what are they taught to understand this regarded market?
[+7] u/CLAMACID: https://preview.redd.it/i7sottf92o6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626770ddc31977add61d29d9bc0fd2a8455211e5
[+7] u/patmccock86: This is actually incredible to witness. Every candle is just meant to destroy options. There's no rhyme or reason to the index
[+7] u/nordik1: bring back PDT
market has gone to shit since the removal
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: SPY chart looking droopy on the widget
[+7] u/Ozqi: CAN ALL YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PEASANTS SELL MSFT SO IT CAN CLIMB. YOUR TAINTED POOR HANDS ARE FUCKING UP THE STOCK.
[+7] u/tptpp: Hi, I just came across this subreddit.. from what I can tell everyone on here is making a lot of money. Can someone help me with some stock recommendations?
[+6] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: confused - is taking kharg island is bullish - this also means long war which is going to be bearish
[+6] u/newaccount202225: Stop complaining about the market going up you gay ass bears most of the world wants this who cares if it makes sense
[+6] u/jinxy0320: SPCX 5x oversubscribed with retail alone covering the entire initial 75B ask. This shit gonna rocket
[+6] u/South_Band196: Let's exile bears to Kharg Island.
[+25] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Upvote if you’re losing money today
Reply if you actually made money today
[+22] u/LeftBullTesty: THIS PRESIDENT IS A FUCKING RETARD.
[+14] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I DID NOT GET THE JOB AT FRUIT LOOPS. MY BODY IS NOW YOUR COMMUNION, PLEASE, EAT FROM ME
[+13] u/jglhk: retail is really excited about taking Kharg Island
[+13] u/dogs_and_stuff: “Talks going well” and “..hit Iran very hard tonight” sounds contradictory
[+12] u/Terrible-Session5028: So are we dumping or what ?
[+12] u/kyndrid_: Waiting for the dump
[+11] u/haze_from_deadlock: I've done all kinds of stupid shit investing, I've bought Potcoin and Dogecoin for months, I sell puts and calls, I've bought PEW for God's sake, and the worst position I've ever had, bar none, is buying shares of MSFT
[+11] u/cosmicoconuts: Okay but what about my 722 put I bought at the bottom ?
[+11] u/Scarfaceb1tch: What in the actual fuck is this market my god
[+10] u/TranzitBusRouteB: If MSFT had the same PE Ratio of TSLA (350) it would be a $5,737 stock with a $42.6 Trillion Market Cap
[+10] u/desilent: War in full force, Trump talking about bombing the shit out of them, let's pump some stocks!
[+9] u/Jerikolol: MICROSLUT STOLE MY WALLET VIRGINITY AND GAVE TO THE MMS
[+9] u/Coffeewin: MSFT is my best performing ticker this year because all I do is short it. Free money cheat code 🙏
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: SPY with the bouncing … I should really call her
[+9] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Someone explain how the nasdaq can be green today.
[+8] u/Status-Net2947: Everybody having a bad feeling about the SPCX IPO tells me that this will be the best IPO ever.
[+8] u/Icommandyou: Feels like nobody is taking the Iran war or the rising inflation seriously
[+8] u/TheMatinow: Spce(x) pumping hard
[+8] u/SeasonOk8915: Will spy dump finally?
[+8] u/Vlashaaak: Once again, fuck microsoft
[+8] u/Rubber-Smith1756: Im going down with the ship
[+8] u/savingstrainagain: Donny make a fucking deal bitch do your job
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: boots on the ground, boots on the ground
lookin like a ceasefire with your boots on the ground
[+8] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: 90% of the S and P deep red.
SPY: So I started pumping
[+8] u/Scarfaceb1tch: So why are we pumping exactly?
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: BREAKING: Microsoft files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
[+8] u/Local_Serve_3969: Holy fk we have onlyfans thots commenting on the daily. Top is in fellas
[+8] u/Striking-Worker8066: How do I get Microsoft out of my etf
[+8] u/PeachScary413: I refuse to believe people are making money on 0dte in this market especially the "technical analyst" lmaoo 🤌
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: I can’t remember the last time I genuinely had no idea what moves to make. I’m normally confidently regarded
[+8] u/Some_Current1841: I lost so much fucking money buying puts the last 2 months and now I’m too pussy to finally load into them. FUCK
[+8] u/browsk: lol this shit is manipulated
[+23] u/Cav829: https://preview.redd.it/1drldvvcvo6h1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b3df6974b100d72ff3cb84f7d4ba5335dd43da8
Yay the make believe strikes that were never happening are not happening.
[+15] u/WallStreetThreats_: You ever think about how many life-changing opportunities you've had and squandered?
[+14] u/Jadedtrader33: https://preview.redd.it/odgqtvb6xo6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de39e73d77272ed546c631921700b4ca2396bf2
[+13] u/Taraih: Last 11 days:
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
No news MSFT dump
[+12] u/Ceyenne18: wait ..
He cancelled a strike that he promised but no one took seriously and the market is rallying?
Cool.
[+11] u/EagleNoahg: Load Puts. We go Lower.
[+11] u/Cosmorto: If we don't get to 730 in 30 mins I'm shutting it all down
[+11] u/DarkR124: “Trump says US will hit Iran very hard tonight”
Calls.
[+10] u/VisualFlop: I’m precumming just from the thought of SPCX loss porn 💦 🫦
[+10] u/ten7four: > Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others.
I feel like there's a country missing there
[+10] u/apurimac777: motherfucker won't even tweet out the buy signal before the tweet bomb
fuckin' asshole
You gonna fuck me at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give me a reach around
[+9] u/Tirikemen: Mango tweeted.
"Based on the fact that discussions with the Islamic Republic of Iran have been brought to the highest level of Iranian leadership and approved, I have, as President of the United States of America, cancelled the scheduled strikes and bombings against Iran this evening. Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. The Naval Blockade will remain in full force and effect until this Transaction is finalized — Time and place of the signing to be announced shortly."
[+9] u/ChiefBaggins: https://preview.redd.it/8bcqj59jvo6h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02428359708f05f30e70df7b6d7af428978d641a
[+9] u/Most-Cloud: I'm sick of this motherfucker - just absolutely done. Such a fucking sack of shit
[+9] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: We just shot up 1% in less than a minute this shit is all a scam. 🥭 controls the market from his desk
[+9] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Yeah this is the stupidest market of all time
TACO in TACO out. Insider trading maxxing
[+9] u/Stealthless: The TACO timing is crazy, 24 hours before SpaceX IPO lol...
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: What’s the weather like on Kharg Island this time of year, need to pack for the draft
[+8] u/Kickboy21: I have no cash to buy the dip because im bagholding 🤡
[+8] u/Lbuck24: Lmao Jesus Christ man besides the month of random pumps this markets been shit for a long long time
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: BEARS IT’S OVER YOU LOST
[+8] u/Successful-End7689: Dude created a fake crisis so he could say he solved it and make sure the markets stay stable for his buddy Elon
Musk's SpaceX IPO.
I'm 90% sure that's what's going on here lol.
[+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Poor people are so immensely stupid lol, stocks are oversold and we have extremely reasonable PE ratios. SPY 800 EOM.
[+7] u/longGERN: Holding something for 2 days is wild..I hate long term investing
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: Immediately dumps after I sell my puts hahahah I’m so bad at this
[+7] u/jogolagey: This is not for the weak and I’m stupid for playing this shit today
[+7] u/FartPolluter: if putin wins in ukraine he'll invade kentucky so he can take over the kentucky derby. i dont know what the kentucky derby is but it sounds important and with putin in full control over it, he'll have everything he needs
[+7] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Spy just bleeding out calls and puts.
[+7] u/guhhhh_MU: has to be scam green candle in there somewhere
[+7] u/TacticalTackleBox: WHAT DID THAT DICKHEAD TWEET NOW
[+7] u/CalCurves: Times 🥭 said peace was imminent: 39. Times it lead to a regarded pump and $$$ for his buddies and his broker : 39
[+7] u/zachuwf: I’m buying tf out of GOOG at these prices
[+7] u/nickb527: I’m now convinced we’re going to be deep red when the peace deal is signed because nothing makes sense anymore
[+7] u/rotorylampshade: Took profit of US$7k for the day, I am done with this madness, it can resume tomorrow.
[+6] u/Ill-Pollution649: My portfolio is destroyed
[+6] u/Street-Badger: They ain’t invading shit. Imagine going to an election with flag-draped caskets rolling by. And eggs are even expensive lol
[+6] u/mousepop321: I hope my wife hits my Iran hard tonight
[+6] u/SerHodorTheThrall: Reminder that next week is Trump's 80th birthday so he's going to want immaculate vibes; which means dumping the market this week so he can pump it next week.
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: How is MUs forward PE still 9.52 after such a crazy run up ? i dont understand. I thought its PE would have been closer to PLTR/TSLA memes is this under valued?
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: MSFT straight drilling for a week
[+6] u/Good-Cookie5390: Space stock pumping again
[+6] u/Medium_Proof7304: At least today isn’t so bad
\*It was at this moment he realized… he fuckd up\*
[+6] u/ArabianHorsey: FUCK YOU ORCL FUCK YOU LARRY ELLISAND
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: You know, someone voted for him "for the memes". I wonder how those people are doing now
[+6] u/lasco10: Spy out here trading like a penny stock
[+6] u/Sick0h: Bro what did we ever do to the bers for them to keep attacking us like this wtf
[+6] u/stayhandsome: What did he say? I thought we going to war 10mins ago?
[+6] u/for_che_gme: What's the bet today, I don't know anything about this, I just follow wsb advice
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: The morning pump. What time will we drill to the core of the planet today?
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’m buying 0dte QQQ puts at open. The market is gonna tank on high PPI inflation
[+5] u/sooshiii: Trump wants to capture Kharg Island, which would require US boots on the ground. I'm sure Iran will let that happen and this whole thing won't escalate further... sounds incredibly bullish
[+5] u/natebro142: At this point were just bombing for the love of the game. Cheney style
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Hey guys I just wanted to let you know, 1.75 trillion dollar value on spacex is 100 times their revenue. Do with that information what you will.
[+5] u/neaturee: Puts on my port. Destroyed
[+5] u/jogolagey: A nice 60% loss before 10:00a
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Wolf is a cool last name
[+5] u/Solid_Writer1072: The Pentagon has been locked down, hazmat teams are responding - CNN, citing sources.
* People evacuated from several floors of Pentagon.
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Cash is king 'yawn' \^TM
[+5] u/Sick0h: Market is cooked. Might as well invest in rabbit farms or something. Equities are a thing of the past.
[+30] u/KingRog85: This shit is so fake… Iran didn’t agree to shit
[+28] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: One more fake pump like this and I break even and never trade again til next monday
[+25] u/ebfeebfe: \*BLOOMBERG: AYATOLLAH OF IRAN AND US PRESIDENT AGREE ON SPACEX IPO PRICING
[+18] u/MrIntuition: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
i mean y’all
[+18] u/Imaginary_Ad_5019: Israel going to bomb another country within 48 hours. The “news” is bullshit
[+17] u/TheSeeker331: I genuinely hate trading in 🥭’s market
[+16] u/No_Tie9686: how many Iran deals has there been now?
[+16] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Bags right here! Get your bags here! Bags for all holders!
[+15] u/whereisnickpoole: This country is a fucking circus
[+15] u/ercanbas: Barron: Father I need $100,000,000.
Don: Give me a minute.
[+15] u/HaveTwoBananas: mango totally fucked me
[+14] u/MayorMcCheezz: BREAKING: Iran willing to give up their enriched uranium for half cash, half stock.
[+14] u/alexl_4: I guarantee trump has someone who trades ODTE options for him
[+14] u/Known_Chemistry_7633: He can apparently cry "wolf" an infinite number of times, and the market will still believe him every time. Here comes the 50th upcoming peace deal this year LOL
[+14] u/Samjabr: Reports that there is no deal
Basically, when the market is down too much, he just says some BS.
FFS. I am so salty right now
[+13] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
[+13] u/Helpful-Event5153: panic sold my calls for a 1k loss about 20 minutes before that green dildo. i'd be up 1.4k otherwise
Story of my life. I give up.
[+13] u/RothTo0DTE: Everything up except MSFT😂😂😂😂
[+13] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “Final points have been approved by all parties involved, including the US, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt”
You forgot the country you’re actually at war with…
[+13] u/BecomingSavior: It's unreal how easy it is for taco and co to make millions just by knowing he's going to send out a tweet/make an announcement.
[+13] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: WERE GONNA BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF EM, JK NOT REALLY. WE MITE THO. IDK PROBABLY NOT.. BUT YES
SHART OF THE DEAL BABY
[+13] u/Femboy_weed420: 🥭is such a fucking chud. Either give up and end the war or fucking commit fucking coward.
[+13] u/Upstairs_System_6257: both israel and iran are already calling 🥭 out for lying that's why it's crashing again lmao 🤡🤡🤡
[+12] u/_Apache_Helicopter_: I sold my calls literally seconds before the pump. Sold for 0.95 each. Minutes later, it is at 7.00. Missed out on 9k.
[+12] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: Trump had this planned all morning. Wonder who all in his circle bought the calls hand over fist?
[+12] u/NativePlant870: When is the market going to wise up to this fucking charade. He’s done this multiple times
[+12] u/fartpooppee420: man, i'm kinda starting to think our president doesn't know what he's doing
[+12] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Don’t try to be a hero by shorting this shit. The dump is canceled. Don’t try to chase it.
[+12] u/Senpai_Slime: This market is actually fucking unhinged lmfao
[+12] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: *This is at least the second time that an impending attack on Iran has been canceled at the last second because of an impending agreement on a framework to continue discussions for a potential memorandum of understanding that will lay the ground work for the basis for the parties to meet and continue discussions that could lead to a lasting peace.*
[+12] u/Provolone-Jones: If your sole source of leverage in the negotiations is threatening escalation, but you repeatedly declare that you’re too scared to actually escalate, you don’t have any leverage. Fucking clown.
[+12] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: He pinned that peace deal truth to his page hahaha.
[+11] u/mardigrasmoker: Dumbass IRGC and even dumber Israelis think Trump would actually invite them to his peace talks. Psh get outta here. Get your own peace talk.
[+11] u/flextrek_whipsnake: >IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
shocker
[+11] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: BREAKING: Trump to deliver full text of peace deal to iran etched on the outside of a hypersonic missile.
[+11] u/GiraffeBaron: My puts got wiped out in like 5 seconds, thanks mango
[+11] u/andrewskiiiii: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
[+11] u/abused-throwawayy: This shit flipping over fucking truth social posts proves that institutional traders are just as gay and retarded as we are
[+11] u/Toothbruhh: I expect a doomp before close
[+11] u/AyeDennis: FARS NEWS, CITING A SOURCE CLOSE TO IRAN’S NEGOTIATING TEAM, SAID IRAN HAS NOT APPROVED OR FINALIZED ANY TEXT FOR AN INITIAL MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING WITH THE UNITED STATES.
Puts it is boys
[+10] u/pussinbuuts: BERS VAPORIZED BY A SINGLE TWEET
[+10] u/HolographicHeart: BREAKING: Iran agrees to 24 hour ceasefire in exchange for SpaceX IPO shares.
[+10] u/rand_walking_charts: US and Iran signed 39th peace deal within 2 months. Those have to be 2 the most amicable countries in the world.
[+10] u/exhibit304: N12 Reporter: Iran denies the existence of an agreement; Israel says no such agreement exists.
What a clown show seriously
[+10] u/Good_Aardvark1609: Iran have no idea what 🥭yapping about 😭
[+10] u/BlitzComet95: Bought SPY puts at the top lmao
[+10] u/Worth-Walk6265: Lmaooo you’re getting your money stolen again and again by a demented pedophile. What does that say about YOU?
[+10] u/2020isgreat: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
lol?
[+10] u/iTouchStuff: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTANCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. -N12 NEWS
LMFAOOOOOO 🤡🤡🤡
[+10] u/Few_Egg3567: Microshit fucking pos
[+10] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: The most corrupt administration ever. From polymarket to the U.S. economy, everything is a rigged casino. Just waiting on Mango's 7th-8th casino bankruptcy.
[+10] u/gwrichardson42: Was out running errand, checked status before I headed home, up $1500. Got home 10 minutes later, looked at app, down $2000. All because of an f-ing 🥭tweet. Definitely a casino at this point, though I think I have better odds of winning in an actual casino.
Now QQQ stuck at 710, so any new option plays get theta-f\*cked
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: \*BLOOMBERG: REPUBLIC OF IRAN AND UNITED STATES AGREE TO SEIZE HOSTILITIES IN LIGHT OF UPCOMING SPACEX IPO
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Announcing a deal for the 69th time should have no market impact lol
[+9] u/down_5_digits: Notice how MSFT is still dog sht though?
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: NO matter what position you like, this market will definitely FUCK you once in it.
[+9] u/HorseTanker: "Traders no longer fully price in a Fed rate hike this year."
Traders are retarded, confirmed. More on that at 11
[+9] u/495N: Damm
IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
[source](https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/2065132400989110639?s=46)
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: He just bombed the bears portfolio instead of Iran. He hates bears more than them. 😂😂😂
[+9] u/HaveTwoBananas: i hate this cocksucker so much
[+9] u/DryBicycle5629: Down 80k in 6 days…Thanks to Microsoft
[+9] u/trsx5: YOU AMATEURS DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ART OF THE DEAL.
THREATEN -> DO NOTHING -> CLAIM YOURSELF A HERO -> FLOP -> GET ANGRY AT REPORTERS -> REPEAT STEP 1
[+9] u/Midnite_07: Crazy day today.
Bought calls at $980 this morning
Mid-day low $38
After pump $2210.... SOLD
[+9] u/optionsCone: ✔️Iran deal
✔️I love inflation
\-*Donald Trump*
[+9] u/eiloop: guys, nothing to worry about, buy this dip or be left out
[+9] u/SeesawQuiet5620: market still owes me 12k from last 8 days or so
[+9] u/Bombingit: Taking advantage of this fake pump.
[+9] u/Lower_Skin_3683: the fart of the deal heard around the world
[+17] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
Unprecendented deal struck between Iran, US, and Isreal. Peace treaty signed on condition that all 3 countries will bomb the shit out of the bers
More at 6
[+16] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Who was in puts before the taco?
[+16] u/greener_pastures__: lol to bers who rage bought more puts
[+16] u/mikeytho1: 🥭 : canceled strikes, we're making a deal
Market: rips higher
Israel, Iran: there is no deal
Market: whatever, even higher
[+15] u/Milosenpotion: Up $15k today thanks to 🥭
He’s still and will always be the cuckiest cuck who ever cucked lmao 🤣 👍
[+15] u/TonyStarks81: Tomorrow is going to be fun. It feels like Christmas Eve but there is a chance instead of presents Santa just kicks you in the balls and robs your house.
[+15] u/pmotiveforce: 'A senior Israeli official responding to Trump's Iran post tells Channel 12: “We are not aware of any agreement being reached.”'
Lol. The market has an IQ of 78, 5 points below that of the average WSB bull.
[+15] u/NewJuan01: Man those Friday SPY $730 puts were doing so good until they weren’t
[+14] u/burnerAccountDuh24: He’s legit done this over 35 times, zero exaggeration. How does that shit still work?
[+14] u/Majick1216: You can just 40x your money in times like this crazy
[+13] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Today US stock is green.
This means tomorrow Asia and Europe rally. Which means another 2% SPY pump tomorrow
[+13] u/Xzlk: Micron is worth 100B more bc the attack was delayed lol?
[+13] u/M00NFAC3_69: imagine thinking this deal is real
[+12] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Fake garbage put this fucker in jail already like what the fuck is going on with your fucking country
[+12] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: so once again, iran comes out and says that trump is lying and the market just completely ignores it.
[+12] u/IransFissileMaterial: 1% on SPY in 5 minutes. Jesus Christ.
[+12] u/GalacticNecterine: https://preview.redd.it/chw4q9cgbp6h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96b94a63f66c11c991f7f52278f965131a8a42b3
[+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: that was a masterclass in pumping the market
announce unrealistic new bombing campaign SPY -0.6%
cancel the said bombing campaign SPY +1.2%
[+11] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I bought so much dip, I can't afford chips.
[+11] u/Nervous-Sky2414: There is no deal. Orange doesn't want the war to interfere with his precious World Cup. It really is just about that simple. Taco #39.
[+11] u/hallett21: It warms my heart knowing someone bought puts right before the pump and their face was instantly blown off.
[+11] u/Ambitious-Win788: RIP Bears 06/09/2026 - 06/11/2026
[+10] u/RegJohn2: There’s no deal lmao just pure manipulation. Bibi just said he have no idea what this mad man smoking and Iran confirmed he is talking to himself
[+10] u/Ok-Indication-3754: We are going to blast tmw. You all have no idea
[+10] u/Silent_South5471: can we make someone else president now
[+10] u/InspectorDabbit_: Never give up, never surrender
https://preview.redd.it/bwqc4blobp6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a464a5cd649160167d512e92cf0738df57fa7d2
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: I don't actually know what is real anymore
[+10] u/loveactuary21: SPCE(X) going to absolutely rip AH
[+9] u/NonsensicalWorries: I've actually missed out on multiple +1000% this week while working and I'm -95% now LMAO.
[+9] u/SkyeJack: These "deals" with Iran. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 50+ times and I'm starting to believe you are just not a trustworthy individual.
[+9] u/leon_carrotsky: how can they execute my trades without a trial
[+9] u/Future_Light_8571: I took that taco straight to the balls at 500 fps
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: CAN WE EVER FUCKING EVER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKES EVER HAVE A PROPER RED DAY?
[+9] u/livin_in_the_land: Choices. Should I take 100% profit on my 1DTE or ride them into valhalla
[+9] u/Ucitel_na_izgubenite: The problem with you guys is you try to predict a crash with public info, it will happen when you least expect it, not when everyone expects it
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: Fucking tweets that we all know mean nothing are moving trillions of dollars
[+9] u/Spicyboi981: Let me guess, SPY to 775 tomorrow & he gets a golden statue of a kindergartener from melon
[+9] u/NewJuan01: Watch him strike anyways
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: If the deal gets approved, we are having a 5% gap up overnight LMAO.
[+9] u/big-baller-47: If MU hits 2000 I’ll pay for my wife’s boyfriends steak date
[+9] u/pussy_ass_licking: Going to participate in pussy licking competition. Wish me luck
[+9] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: full ported MU calls
[+9] u/surmoiFire: 🥭 finally remember his rich daddy got an IPO tomorrow and cancel crashing the market. if you disagree you can buy put
[+9] u/LynoaFox: Easiest fake pump to make money on. I missed it tho.
[+9] u/YTLupo: dont kill yourself your so sexy haha
[+9] u/Fast-Reply6409: Lmao the market doesn’t drop on increased Iranian fighting but it rises when it’s canceled. That’s so funny
[+9] u/bruhhzilla: I'm absolutely fucking flabbergasted that this manipulation is happening infront of everyone in broad daylight and nobody is doing anything about it
[+9] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Barron just made a shit load on some 0dtes
[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: No hyperbole, has any human ever had as much power over so much money with so little effort?
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: waiting for the inevitable response from Iran that they have not talked to this man at all
[+9] u/upvz: this dude be ruining accounts and saving accounts by tweet. right in the middle of the trading day.
[+9] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: NOW THIS IS POD RACING
[+9] u/Mr-Bonnet: ONE TWEET JUST OBLITERATED MY PUTS
GG
[+9] u/bendersd: We need to get a WSB person inside the social media team of the White House...
[+9] u/miata_only: Imagine having to explain to your grandchildren in 35 years that they're not going to college because you were afraid of Kharg Island
[+8] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Should have just taken the day off
[+8] u/Zfreezy: IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS
[+8] u/okbetokbetokbet: another cool $2 1 second pump!
[+8] u/VirgillMastercard: S&P500 has become 🥭coin
[+8] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: My guess is that we won the war for the 50th time
[+8] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I BOUGHT PUTS ON SPY AND OF COURSE IT PUMPS UP $10!!!
OMG OMGOMGOGGSFOJASDFHASDFGKJLHSDFLK
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: Why is this pump holding? I understand a pump, but apparently even with time to consider, the market is again taking the word of the most full of shit man on the planet
[+8] u/KundaliniVibes: Reminder that every, and I mean EVERY time it’s bearish and the market hits support and there’s a million reasons for it to go down, it hits a new high a week later.
Choppy for a day or two and ATH next week
[+8] u/tgff333: Who still uses Hotmail.com
[+8] u/BigHotSexyMan: time for closing dump, make sure you buy calls
[+8] u/snbgames: Trump canceled attacks on Iran. For the 38th time. Fake pump.
[+8] u/gomper: I was in puts and flipped to calls like 10 minutes before the taco. I should stop trading now, no way I ever get that lucky ever again
[+8] u/0DTEKing: Everything is computer
Everything back to ATH
[+7] u/get_da_maney: Elevator up, staircase down
[+7] u/Koki4kok: Jusuuuussss, It doesnt matter when I buy the put its always in a loss
[+7] u/Future_Light_8571: Suppose I should’ve closed my put when I was up $20k
[+7] u/lowguns3: I'm starting to think this Elon guy might be taking us for a ride
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: IV is so fucking high that SPY pumped 2 points in 3 minutes and my puts only lost 10% of their value lol.
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: Oil once again collapses below where it was before strikes were announced because those strikes were cancelled. Free oil glitch
[+7] u/photocopia: All the bulls crying today should take profits now lol
[+7] u/ThePhallaanx: Oh you thought MSFT was done dropping?? Well think again because I just bought it
[+7] u/C0gInDaMachine: USA: I CONSENT.
IRAN: I CONSENT.
ISRAEL: I DONT!!!!
[+7] u/clubdirthill: Looks like 🥭 made up a fake deal again but the markets just don’t care
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Today: we going to bomb Iran
Few hours later: deal is done. All good.
Gotta love it.
[+7] u/zug_moneycomes: What a fucking stupid piece of shit market lmao
[+7] u/humanoideric: almost 5% inflation report but orange regard tweeted a made-up story so fuk it
[+6] u/SpecificExact5916: Oi fucking diabolical
[+6] u/hallett21: I’m genuinely worried this is a bullshit pump
[+10] u/CleftyHeft: guys SPY not even back at ATH, we can still pump 🌚
[+10] u/Own_Arm_7641: Oh boy, we rally for the 30th time on the same thing.
[+10] u/ApathysLastKiss_: There's a lot of trapped liquidity in the memory and semi trade. I'd be terrified of another rug pull tommorrow
[+8] u/psymeariver: Bear trap, bull trap, everyone’s getting trapped.
[+8] u/PablosCocaineHippo: BREAKING: Iran agreed to peace deal and 1 daily diaper change for Donald, per the #HawkTuah podcast
[+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: Fuck this news driven piece of shit market tbh.
[+8] u/Haikoe: Now wait until Iran says no deal and it pumps for real
[+8] u/Fit-Employ3623: You can't resist peace.
[+8] u/Ednerrd: It's always gonna be calls huh?
[+8] u/Scalpaholic: VIX might be forming a Decending Wedge ready to go Mt. St. Helen on all the Greedy and Lustful tomorrow.
It's almost time for this Market to pay for its sins. 🙏🐻
[+8] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Rug is gonna be insane
[+8] u/E39_CBX: We’re turning Tehran to glass this weekend aren’t we
[+8] u/OrionJohnson: Imagine we close flat? Generational debt created in 20 minutes.
All he needs to do is post “lol jk, still bombing”
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: mango just makes deals with himself and pamps the market 🤣
[+7] u/old_copper_kettle: Pretty much same volume movement as yesterday , see you all 1 pm EST like 5 dollars down from here
Well lmao here we are as planned
[+7] u/Erieztoys: A drop for ants. lets hurry up. Drill Team Six get to work.
[+7] u/Anal_holocost: I can't help but to be paranoid this is just the setup for a gigaTACO
[+7] u/glizzler: What ever happened to Epstein files? American populous has attention span of a gnat
[+7] u/Detail-Vegetable: "Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved, including the United States, Israel, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Turkey, Pakistan, Bahrain, Kuwait, Jordan, Egypt, and others. "
What about Iran??
[+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: You got taco’d on a Thursday 🫵👁️👄👁️
[+7] u/BigBritches619: I am still up -98% the last five years so ig im still okay
[+7] u/JuneauMori: Something something exit liquidity
[+7] u/JuneauMori: Its funny how immediately after 🥭 announces a deal, Iran and Israel deny its existence like what the fuck is this guy talking about
[+7] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: lmao Iran and Israel both deny the existence of any agreement, but this market is gonna continue pumpin 😭😭
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I don't know what to make of today,, whether it marks the next leg up, or if it's just another chance for the market to sweep liquidity.
So I did the boring thing and bought regular ass QQQ. We start moving higher and I'll switch to tqqq. We break ATHs and I'll switch to calls
[+7] u/Warmake: These corrupt fucks definitely bought calls 15 mins before
[+7] u/mixtape312: is the market finally sick of Donny Boy's shit?
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Infuriating how market reacts to fake talks but barely whimpers on real bombs and escalation
[+7] u/Bam2458: “I have canceled the scheduled strikes against Iran this evening” AKA “I have sold my puts and purchased calls now.”
[+7] u/WarenBoffet: We all know that Izrael downed that helicopter ....
[+7] u/AquamDeus: Robinhood is the biggest piece of shit. Love like 2 min of latency
[+7] u/motherrunner817: Bull trap or are my puts fukd?
[+7] u/Sunkettle: Come on gooners, pump those numbers up for your president
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Wow the market was finally getting back to reality and one fucking tweet and it’s disconnected again. Just 1 tweet can move the market. How fucked is that for both sides
[+6] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Holy space motherfucker!
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: https://preview.redd.it/qn0s38ncso6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9a01ce6e4532d6ef4ce7b56a194b35a326b0b1
The duality of man
[+6] u/emporium4648: Wait until Iran says wtf you talking about
[+6] u/rabidstoat: It's funny that there are warnings for being overtly political when overt politics are what drives the market these days.
[+6] u/OkChildhood4801: Drops to 724, then back up to 727. Finishes dead flat… just an IV blood gush
[+6] u/rottenfence: My boss ordered tacos for lunch. 3 minutes later 🥭 dropped the news… coincidence?.. I THINK NOT
[+6] u/aphelion99: Meta acting like its already diluted
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Jfc can they stop interviewing that fat fucking chud for 30 minutes and let the market chill lmao
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: world cup starting. melt up for its entirety just like the past 100 years
[+6] u/LetterheadGlum5218: It goes from bearish to bullish in 2 seconds in here
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: This is the dumbest stock market
[+5] u/Xom0: 🥭 should just offer half cash, half stock to 🇮🇷 and see what happens
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Are we going down to 720?
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Algos need to give it up! Recognize institutional selling.
Alternatively I love watching them lose money to the inevitable.
[+5] u/socratesqt: Just in time for IPO day hilarious