What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 07, 2026

[+5] u/BIP3N: I have made the worst decisions today [+5] u/BIP3N: Market reaches ATH My portfolio reaches all time lows. ✍🏾 [+65] u/Ecodriverz: Spy up $106 in a month. What the actual fuck [+64] u/Stack_Johnson: This seems a little bit fucking crazy [+52] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: I'm my 6 days of trading I've never seen anything like this! [+46] u/ten7four: Most euphoria I've ever seen in my 11 years of trading [+35] u/PropheticMurmurs: First, you pump inconceivably hard. Then, you pump even harder than that. Only then, can you BEGIN to pump. [+34] u/Own_Arm_7641: Made 25k today after losing 75k yesterday. [+32] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Bers asking to speak to SPY’s manager [+28] u/WasPunished: Im a bol but goddamn this market is acting retarded [+25] u/smellysurfwax: Fuck it. Ramen WITH egg tonight. [+24] u/Pete26l96: #If you're feeling bad about missing out on semi's, neo-clouds, or memory, just remember that there are thousands of "value investors" who are in the red on $LULU, $ADBE, $PYPL, bears who bought SPY 640 puts, and people still holding cash because "things are too expensive" LOL [+23] u/moorhound: This is the "just took a rip off of a can of air duster while driving 90mph on the highway" stage of market euphoria [+23] u/WasPunished: AMD and INTC being up more than 100% in a month is actually very sustainable. Who needs options when you got semiconductors! [+21] u/cbusoh66: If your "stock" is not up +50% in 1 month or 100% in last 3 months, you are in the wrong stock. [+21] u/ateranol: This is just in: Allbirds AI announces it's pivot to being a memory company [+20] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: At this point puts should be free. They have 0 value [+19] u/TreGet234: Fundamentals are dead. Market is run purely by greed and fomo. [+18] u/GrassOrAss954: Surely this is the final boss of irrational markets, right? [+17] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/enzyc533pkzg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e834d311baf6361e3e5028a615da4b0bdb9cb929 [+17] u/ChannelGullible7324: Shit starting to get scary this is EXACTLY what happened in 1929 different this time ....I hope [+17] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine “working” as a RDDT mod lmao [+17] u/davidbigham: IF u put $50K into SPY 730 0day call yesterday near close, You would have $4M today. You are welcome [+17] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #congrats barron tremp for shortting oil before the news this morning [+16] u/AdOk3638: It's ok, you can come out now bers, the casino is closed. [+16] u/McGrundie: The blood from this market will be legendary [+16] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY has gone up more in the past month than it did in the 8 months before that….LMAO [+16] u/Phantom01001: Trump: Iran committed to refraining from nuclear arms. of course 🥭🥭🥭 [+16] u/Muted-South4737: "This market doesn't make sense" Cellular technology doesn't make sense to me, but I still know how to use it. In both cases, calls. [+14] u/Retaining-Wall: #BREAKING: MARKETS ABSOLUTELY *SAVAGED* BY 0.0041% CORRECTION. BULLS IN CHAOS. MAY NEED TO SLIGHTLY REDUCE COKE N HOOKERS BUDGET FOR A DAY. [+14] u/Madsen13140: Bers are smarter, bulls are richer [+14] u/ukweeve: Everyone is very confident in here. [+14] u/Moepenmoes: Please do NOT pop the bubble before I pull out. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+14] u/darkspherei: markets have once again remained irrational longer than I can stay solvent [+13] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Up 90k in month and feel nothing. Good or bad ? [+13] u/Nudge55: where the FUCK is the money coming from to pump this? [+13] u/mighty_sys_admin: YTD we are only up 7%, remember that [+12] u/D1finalboss: Probably lost 33 years off my life today lfg [+12] u/Actual_Difference617: Explain to me how these AI companies will keep replacing the hardware in data centres and also keep making profits. All I see is huge cash burn and nothing else. Huge layoffs will destroy the economy if thats what its all banked on. [+12] u/BassFull0: Year 2030: crude oil at $250, ceasefire extended another week. Rumors says Iran agreed to Putin proposal to end the war. SPY at 900 🚀 [+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: Buy at the top gang check in [+12] u/BFox1982: You ever stop and think about how many more tits you've seen than your grandpa? We truly live in a golden age. [+11] u/Lost_in_Torontoh: Buy any semi and 1000x your money every week guaranteed [+11] u/purpleinme: I can’t believe what I’m witnessing. This is just crazy no other words. [+11] u/HappyCaterpillar2409: **Prediction:** The market will tank tomorrow. [+11] u/mighty_sys_admin: ARM guidance: "AI AI AI AI AI AI AI" \*applause\* [+11] u/Beercules1993: What is the point of doing all the DD research and following trader tips to ultimately see that all you need to do is buy the currently cheapest mag7 and chill [+11] u/uncsucks: Still pumping, absolutely manic market [+11] u/WasPunished: Think this might actually classify as a generational run 🙏🏼 [+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: When you're told the economy is better than it ever has been but your gas and groceries are going up 5% a month and your paycheck isn't [+11] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: I just turned into the ultimate bol and I’m not even joking, I’m aping tomorrow into calls at open [+11] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: It’s year 2050. War is ending for the 1000th time. Spy is 50000. However MSFT and META still trading at $400 and $600 respectively [+10] u/2020isgreat: Trump just has to stall this shit out till his term ends [+10] u/PraetorianFury: I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early I'm not wrong I'm early [+10] u/dreggers: market completely ignores amazing earnings by software companies and overly rewards ai companies that barely beat [+10] u/Chris7654333: You know I'm really starting to think this time is different. The market will probably go up forever. [+10] u/BrownDog42069: hopefully microns intraday -2% pull back can justify a further 50% run up by tomorrow [+10] u/UsernameTaken_123: Market down -.1% in AH fml this is worse than 1929 [+10] u/tootnanner: Memory stocks lose 10% and wsb is bankrupt lmao [+9] u/Valkorion335786: The ***Short-Selling Bear*** **(*****Ursidae homosexualis*****)** is a now-extinct species of ursine mammal once native to the trading floors of Lower Manhattan, particularly the dense concrete canyons surrounding New York Stock Exchange. Unlike traditional bear species, *U. homosexualis* did not hibernate during winter market conditions. Instead, it became most active during periods of extreme volatility, panic, and earnings season. The species was declared extinct following the Great Margin Call Event of 2026, when unprecedented retail trader activity overwhelmed the bears’ natural ecosystem. Adult specimens stood roughly 7 feet tall when enraged by a green candlestick. Their fur coloration ranged from charcoal gray to “Reddit Orange.” Although highly intelligent, they were completely incapable of learning. Distinctive features included: \- Permanently bloodshot eyes from starting at their red portfolios \- Enormous forearms adapted for smashing sell buttons \- An unnatural fear of technology stocks The species exhibited a fascinating defense mechanism known as *cope posting*, in which a wounded bear would spend hours explaining why losing 94% on a position was “technically correct long term.” [+9] u/AdOk3638: Congrats Bols on your new Lambos, and Bers on your extra shift at Wendy. LMAO! [+9] u/Cosmorto: Can't believe I got burnt by those 732 puts... [+9] u/Few_Lab4446: “I’m gonna get risky and buy some shit stocks” Shit stocks dump “I’m gonna be conservative and buy mag7” Shit stocks pump [+9] u/trsx5: im fucking 0/5 on these earnings holy shit [+9] u/Green_Perception_671: Betting on the SP500 is just a bet that the American wealthy will continue concentrating wealth and that life will get measurably more shit for every day Americans, and that’s 100% a bet I am willing to take 😎 [+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Lost all my gains buying puts See you all tomorrow [+9] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Where does all this money come from to pump the mkt every year [+9] u/amanj41: Anyone else feel euphoric? [+9] u/Moepenmoes: When does the Santa rally start? [+9] u/dune2350: its not enough that a stock does well when i own it, but it needs to be red after i sold it so i dont get fomo. [+8] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: IT'S STILL PUMPING. WHAT IN THE FCK [+8] u/SxeySteve: "Stupid bear, stonks only go up" I whispered to myself while crying over my short positions [+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Aware_Secret_8910 made a bet that SPY would go to 640.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 699.595 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+8] u/LakeShowForLife24: We might just go up every day [+8] u/No-Example9229: It’s a bull market and every play I make is genius. 99% of bears hate this one simple trick!!! [+8] u/TheBentleyBoys: Bought AMD puts at close. Retarded gay and poor [+8] u/FatandBankrupt: Data centers are the new dust bowl [+8] u/TickTockTaudit: I’m side-eyeing this fucking shit hard [+8] u/the-real-batman3: I remember when I had 50k in AMD at 70 lol sold for a loss. Fuck me [+8] u/veryveryuniquename5: if u didnt buy calls today what the fuck are you doing LMAO 🤌 [+8] u/moorhound: Retail currently makes up roughly **36%** of total daily trading volume. This shit is legitimately caused by WSB pioneering the Dipshit HODL ape strategy and Robinhood spreading it to the average Joe by making day trading accessible. With the way a lot of you guys are leveraged, a *single* black swan - say, a level 1 breaker, 7% daily drop - will send a good portion of this 36% into instant margin call territory. That drops the price more, leading to more margin calls, and so on. You literally can't just diamond hand because your brokers will sell that shit regardless of what you want if you're playing margin. It's not some impossiblity, this scenario last happened in 2020. What Im saying is, cover your ass, or you're gonna eventually gonna get fucked in the butt. [+8] u/Extension-Change-441: 100 dollar bounce on SPY in 1 month. Looks good to me. [+8] u/DisgrunltedDan: Whales trading SPX 12/31 $8120-8130 calls. Over 200,000 contracts traded today .  Those are like 10-13$K each cons  BRUH 👀 [+8] u/stuntondeezh0es: When your mother said you could do anything you wanted, she didn’t mean be retarded [+7] u/WallStreetThreats_: I lost money on SNDK today Guess I'm going SPY 0DTEs tomorrow, I have no idea what I'm doing, let's go [+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Nice fade, the top is approaching [+7] u/Environmental_City23: They can’t keep doing this [+7] u/Commercial-Solid-328: “They can’t keep getting away like this” - bers [+7] u/browsk: If it’s all so fake and rigged then why are you trying to fight it when it’s obviously working for them 😂 [+7] u/Coogiez: Bro what in the fuck [+7] u/RothTo0DTE: Another 8% after a 13.6% day? Jesus [+7] u/Sick0h: What’s the bearish news? Market closed for 17 minutes and not even up half a percent [+7] u/Elforas_Tero: What is ber excuse today? [+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I'm a long term bull turned bear turned bull. But I'm thinking about going bear again. Maybe after 740. It's starting to feel like the market is someone at a poker game who keeps re-raising but really has no cards. Which reminds me of someone who has recently been saying he has all the cards. And feels like he constantly has to tell everyone that. [+7] u/be_o3: Imagine not buying NVDA [+7] u/kmung: so arm does 1.5b in rev but has a market cap of 252b ? [+7] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: All these companies guiding for 100x by 2031 Idk if I buy into this [+7] u/EnginrA: Should I be happy MSFT actually managed to be green today or mad because SPY did 3x better [+7] u/FatBastardsHungry: Man this is the craziest 3 week bull market in a long time [+7] u/dkshitaboutfuk: Welp, NOTHING left to buy [+7] u/meatstick94: QQQ up 4% in two days because 🥭 is begging iran for a deal, yet again [+7] u/DoritoDustSnorter: nearly sold to buy a car never again, i'll walk everywhere and keep pumping everything i have in the market [+7] u/Star_Lord924: Made 55k the last 2 days. Jesus fuck. I need more. Cmon semi/Ai. Keep pumping [+7] u/cannythecat: Michael Burry still posting bear tweets. Bears in trouble LMAO 🤌 [+7] u/Concept-Plastic: My vibe coded app has 5 users, so far $500 in bills and $0 in revenue lmao. Calls on MU, NVDA [+7] u/Hellmale: IONQ lost all the ions [+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Im glad none of my longs are mentioned here [+7] u/Tight_Tutor2167: **Stocks close at record highs (again) (again) on reports that the US and Iran are nearing a deal to end the war (again) (again)** [+7] u/Ble_h: The fact that the DOW has not reclaimed 50,000 dollars is fucking hilariously. Stupid bitch cursed it. [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Anyone else up 15% or more today? [+6] u/f0xinaround: Half cash half calls. [+6] u/Kowan: Ah shit i didnt mean to hold these calls fuckkkkk [+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Remember the good old days when we got rug pull on every pump [+6] u/UsernameTaken_123: MU better go up 10% overnight again [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Tomorrow I’ll wake up homeless [+6] u/davidbigham: That arm earning was shit 😂😂 [+6] u/_Netgirth: That was such a gritty 19$ [+6] u/SupportMedium9487: ionq you get the fuck back up [+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I bought oil calls today. I am king retard [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: irgc owes me a lot of money. that's all I'm saying [+6] u/ApprehensiveSkin6982: Down 0.05% after market. It's over [+6] u/Country_Gravy420: What a glorious day to have puts! [+6] u/CigInside: Markets up 8% since before anything Iran related. Makes sense [+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: ARM has 5 billion a year in revenue, btw. 1.25B a quarter. Their market cap is 275 billion dollars. [+6] u/Ok_Winner9825: Oil goes down 10% market goes up 2% Oil recovers 10% market stays flat [+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Pretty soon anything under $250 billion market cap will be considered a small cap company [+6] u/lolgoodone34: Imagine thinking this market going vertical has anything to do with the war lmfao [+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Bers, may I suggest buying calls? [+6] u/Impossible_Drop_4288: I'm so sick of spy ripping new highs [+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: So arm pumps once off of AMD earnings , posts weak ones of their own, and goes up again? [+6] u/tnguyen5057: BUY FCKING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING IS GOING UP [+6] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Never go full regard. Sit out if you need time. The market will always be there. (This is a note to self) [+6] u/2020isgreat: Never underestimate the American consumer's laziness Doordash to infinity lmao [+6] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: LUNR/OKLO/IREN... I'm not buying stocks, I'm buying the things I dream of creating. I wish I were a second-generation Chinese-American girl born in Silicon Valley, surrounded by equally eccentric geniuses. I wish we were competing in the Mathematical Olympiad at 15, building rocket models in our garage, and starting a tech company together at 18. I wish my academic career had never been hindered, I wish I had never suffered a brain injury, and I wish my life had never been like this. This isn't the life I want, Mom. I just want you to be proud of me. [+6] u/PalpitationSmooth992: of course RDW dumps the shittiest space stock out there everything else close to year high [+6] u/DDGib: So much green I’m out here adjusting my monitor contrast daily [+6] u/donkeybray: I find people who post about NVDA, MU, SNDK on r/ValueInvesting after such insane run to be the most disgusting. They had no insight and now suddenly, "Is it a value buy?" 💩 [+6] u/ai___________: Can MU just casually pump 30% to 1T tomorrow? Thanks [+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Imagine being cash the last 2 months [+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: people used to call it advanced money destroyer, because they knew it was going to FUCK BERS HARD in the future LMAO 🤌 [+6] u/Deep-Text-5909: Wasted $500 on fake meat [+6] u/MartianSpaceCat: I can't believe we have watched semi companies just pump to the moon for five weeks straight. [+6] u/Jagged_Tide: If you didn’t quadruple your port today you are mentally regarded [+6] u/amanj41: SPX puts are so fucking cheap rn [+6] u/VeryMercurial: LMAO of course oil starts moving after market is closed 😂😂😂 can’t make this shit up [+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: WTF Ask.com no longer exists as of 5/1?! That’s where I’d get all my investment tips! My entire world has ended. [+6] u/lostinspacs: How the fuck are we down .01% AH? The Fed and Treasury need to support this market [+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Wow markets TANKING AH. It’s over bulls. Who is ready for bearmageddon QQQ $350 [+6] u/geddyclaus: When the bulls get this smug Watch out for the rug [+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Why is USO climbing now after fucking over my calls all day? [+5] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: 93% port gain today. Fuck i needed that real bad [+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: MU new partnership. To the moon tomorrow [+5] u/2020isgreat: Unemployment doesn't matter because stocks go up so people spend money which causes stocks to go up [+5] u/Hodgey91: Please remember to hydrate [+5] u/SeliciousSedicious: HOW DO YOU GUYS MAKE MONEY ON THIS ‘SUNDICK’ STOCK?!?!! [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: ARM is down after being up. I look forward to it being up 20% tomorrow [+5] u/hv876: Why does +1.4% day feel like a +10% day. If you take away hope from bers they too will buy calls and crash the market [+5] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: Daily reminder that the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent 🤓 [+5] u/beerstearns: Bet warren buffet feels like a dipshit now for holding all that cash instead of full porting into google calls [+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: bers got that 1000 yard stare [+5] u/patmccock86: BREAKING: AXIOS REPORTS $34B IN PROFITS FROM TRADING DESK [+5] u/lostinspacs: Looks like another 1-2% tomorrow [+5] u/BudweiserSucks: More euphoria than Sydney sweeneys tits rn [+5] u/puts_every_day: What a crazy day. Decided not to hold a position over night. See you tomorrow and God bless you! [+5] u/seanhealy43: Funny all the 🌈🐻’s were quiet today [+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: SNDK boutta run to 2k and split at next earnings sending it another 50-100% from there [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: lmao its literally chip anything seasin. The ARM numbers arent even good and its already up a zillion [+5] u/Fragrant_Invite5947: Atta boy IONQ stunt on these haters [+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: ARMs PE is going to 1000 at this rate. This companies revenue is shockingly low for its market cap. That said, calls. [+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Yo, glad I held onto ARM [+5] u/AnotherRandomGuy34: Time to become COHR bag holder [+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: If MSFT was back up at 500, META back up at 700, SHOP back up at 170 and ANET back up at 175 — then holy fuck would I be doing well. But no. They have to be bitches. [+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: ARM should be -15% lmao [+5] u/Strig1: NBIS is going to keep pumping into earnings and probably post earnings like every AI stock so far [+5] u/zurijer: I can’t even lie but these semi earnings are trash when these companies are ripping 80% in a month [+5] u/OscarCapac: OMEGALUL SANDISK CANT LOSE [+5] u/mentalweapons: What is going on? Every bear has to be raped to death by now. This is not normal. [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 800 feels more likely than 700 … we never seeing 700 again [+5] u/rocket-dingus: This market just running upward to NVDA earnings [+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: This will never stop pumping [+5] u/jetpilot6969: Unbelievable. I bought 735c for Friday at 728 thinking these are lottos. They bout to print tomorrow. Dafuq [+5] u/jarMburger: Yeah who tf is buying all these stocks [+5] u/SaveTheAles: What if we develop a system that every two weeks pumps billions of dollars into the stock market automatically from peoples pay checks. It will never go down it's genius [+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: PSG is going to skullfuck Arsenal [+5] u/Zeppu: One thousand points a day sounds acceptable for an index, healthy I would say. [+5] u/deepsvar: Is profit taking also a thing of the past? [+5] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Who else is +$0 after spending all their gains on puts 🤪 [+5] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: SOUN, 40% short interest, 4 days to cover and hopefully an earnings catalyst this week could be good [+5] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: got nvidia calls for run up to earnings [+5] u/youdirtyhoe: Im telling myself today was because of how little our money is worth but damn sistah today was crazy. [+5] u/davidbigham: what is the next chip company earning . Number dont even matters. It just goes up 😂 [+5] u/VeryMercurial: Fuck is you doing VIX. Showing green (+0.17% 😂) to give bers some hope? [+5] u/ecoburner87: Your government is pumping the markets, it is what it is, just calling it like I see it [+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: There are still bears We won’t start to crash while there are bears [+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Had $24k in my 401k 2.5 years back Today : $126k, thanks to Nvdia & Qqq [+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: Why doesn’t Microsoft just become a chip company? They already do micro stuff [+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears in absolute shambles [+5] u/VeryMercurial: It’s nice owning ARM. Now I need LEG in my portfolio. [+5] u/SighRamp: reminder: ARM conference Call at 5 ET [+5] u/Star_Lord924: ARM what the fuck...? [+5] u/pineapplelover212: Oil ripping after market? [+5] u/plzplzplztendies: BER rn: but warren buffet is at his highest cash position ever. Market: stocks go up. [+5] u/Me-Regarded: Nah, should keep going up forever [+5] u/Fhyzikz: Not a chance. Puts will never print ever again [+24] u/IncidentFinancial: First day back trading in years, lost everything. See you in a couple years [+21] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT is such a bitch [+17] u/Tautol0gic: Why am I literally so fucking retarded [+15] u/rioferdy838: So we've got UFC fighters on the white house lawn and meeting orange man. Glad we've got our priorities straight. What a fugging surreal reality/simulation we live in now. [+15] u/RegardMode: US Iran close to signing a deal Iran has 2 days Iran has 1 week Iran: US term are a wish list 🥭 : deal before china trip otherwise boom boom Also 🥭: There no time restrictions, they can agree to deal whenever they want Basically confuse the fuck out of everyone [+14] u/Good_Application6245: i should've invested more 7 ATHs ago [+13] u/vanceraa: Daily reminder Citron shorted SNDK at $700 and called it research [+11] u/__nameless____: "goals in war on Iran met" what goals are they even talking about here? lmao [+11] u/Club-Loud: WE ARE MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY AND IM WORRIED [+11] u/Radiant_Alternative5: I cant tell anyone irl this but its been super tiring crawling my way back from a loss of 430k to 230k in 13 trading days. Almost half way there! (Another 170k beyond that to my ath but that might take a little longer because usd keeps depreciating as well) [+10] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Can’t wait for gas to go up a quarter tomorrow [+10] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iran is so very desperate to make a deal, that Orange has given them a week to sign. [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market I hate this market [+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: ARM forgot that they’re a British company and only American companies are allowed delusional valuations [+10] u/whyshw: Next week on CNBC: why are semis down? Did the AI bubble burst? Some smart person: we’ll see what happens! [+10] u/wildcat1055: I have to hand it to 🥭 This strategy of announcing the end of the war everyday is 🔥 [+9] u/rioferdy838: everytime i sell it goes to the fucking next universe. [+9] u/fightoraccept: 1 trillion was added to the US stock market today. [+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I took my SPY call gains I made today and bought more calls with it at ATH [+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Lost so much fucking money this month. My god [+9] u/Revolutionary_Will60: Advanced Retard Maker [+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: SPY is -0.05% in after hours. I AM RUINED. [+9] u/lifo888: Don’t worry it will be green by open. How many times have you seen this over and over [+8] u/bols_are_cooked: This time the top is in for sure [+8] u/powerboner: NVDA 250 by June don’t cry later in missed gainz [+8] u/lardexDofB: Ppl rlly bullish on these scam quantum companies? I thought we learned our lesson the first time [+8] u/kolovod: Wtf happened on that ARM call? Did they say they're quitting AI? [+8] u/ElkQuiet1541: what is the new 🥭Iran deadline? can't follow this "peace negotiations" anymore [+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Bro I swear to God, every stock I own goes red lmao [+8] u/Notable_Naps: Is it just me or do some of the comments make you say "oh I gotta look" and it's a legit .05% change in price [+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: ARM ruined this legendary run. Let's all short ARM to zero in retaliation. [+8] u/Got_Engineers: If we get some overnight volatility, I will literally jizz in my pants, and I will post photos in the daily thread tomorrow [+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Omfg -.00001% omfggggggg we are fucked [+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Looks like big red day tomorrow [+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: ARM bolz getting faded harder than my dominican barber [+7] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Tomorrow is gonna be so red. Hold on to your pants!!! [+7] u/noahmfs: Tomorrow spy will shit the bed with only + .40% [+7] u/TheSeeker331: Wow I chose all the wrong tickers today LOL [+7] u/SomePolack: Enjoy the gainz bros and spend time with your loved ones 🫶🏻 [+7] u/joebeau99: SPY 1000 once the nukes drop [+7] u/KlBAS: Bear market rallies are always most violent as I tell myself looking at my -99% portfolio [+7] u/cryptohorn: Someone actually said Hovid-26 😂😂😂 [+7] u/SomePolack: If AI can do so much why am I doing 3-4 jobs but getting paid for one?🤔 [+7] u/gentlesandwich: Small caps are still getting destroyed right now. The entire market will soon consist only of megacorps. [+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: It’s honestly insane spy is up 100$ from someone constantly announcing failed deals [+7] u/wolfofwapst69420: So I bought the top fuck me [+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: I bought 30k of SNDK at 1500 AMA [+7] u/United-Hearing-8286: Woman’s husband dies on cruise ship with lethal virus. Wife leaves cruise ship and boards flight, dies next day. WHO is retarded. [+7] u/CumomEileen: Where is the hotline, I cannot be the only dead bear today [+7] u/Coloradospruce33: If AMD and MU don't pump 10% tomorrow this entire thing is bullshit!!! [+7] u/NinjaMonkcy: The bubble pops when we sign a $200 billion cloud contract with the UFOs [+7] u/NutInBobby: war close to ending = bullish war far from ending = also bullish hope that helps [+7] u/InitialPsychology731: Might as well put your money in a HYSA at that point [+6] u/radioref: Listen, you guys better be careful. The ONLY time you should be buying at this point is when you aren't buying. Plain and simple. Thank you for your attention to this matter [+6] u/Siriricu20: Arsenal is gonna get cooked in the final just like my calls 💀 [+6] u/justlosinmoney: I’m gonna need AMD to crash a little so I can jump back in lmao [+6] u/pysapien: Super disappointed in sndk for not having a +10% day again… sucha rookie stock [+6] u/Status-Net2947: As soon as you tards see „LMAO 🤌“ in the comment section, it’s definitely time to sell. [+6] u/aka_crashoverride: Sometimes I think about that guy who just wanted to go crabbing and drove away in his cyber dumpster, and I wonder how many more cyber dumpsters he could've had. [+6] u/abroadbroadband: AMD is the captain now [+6] u/cryptohorn: Vicious bear market rally [+6] u/onDetop: when michael burry covers, orcl up 50 in 15 mins [+6] u/smellyfingernail: ARM sinking because its bimbo whale of a conference call operator is echoing like crazy and is unable to fix it [+6] u/Madrid_Fan: Lowkey need new ATH tomorrow [+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: The K-shaped economy is the Shovels vs. everybody else. [+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: Why everyone keep saying Nvidia is the largest company when Google stock trades at 400$ and Nvidia only at 200$? [+6] u/justlosinmoney: Sometimes I forget how truly retarded nvidias market cap is holy shit 5trillion is nuts [+6] u/CumomEileen: So is this fakeass journo at Axios also front running trades based on the announcements he’s fed? I understand the SEC’s not touching Barron or Kushner but can they not just look into this POS journo BARAK RAVID [+6] u/smellyfingernail: ARM supposably a "british" company yet everyone speaking in this call has an american accent other than the moron call operator girl who cant figure out how to mute herself [+6] u/LasyKuuga: How you fuckers crying in a generational bull market 🤔 [+6] u/Technical_Scallion_2: Was anyone else dumb enough to load up on overnight QQQ calls? Everyone thinks it can’t possibly jump another day but that’s what we thought yesterday [+6] u/Money_Tomorrow5026: I fucked up really bad and want to die. All I do is fuck up everything and fail my family [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Is this the most over leveraged WSB has ever been? [+6] u/rioferdy838: wtf wasnt ARM up like 20% earlier? What happened? [+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Best way to make big money is to teach people how to make money on YouTube, don’t forget to put a stupid bitch ass surprised pikachu face as thumbnail. [+6] u/music_is_gud: Imagine single handedly stopping the juggernaut that is MU. This sub never fails to amaze me! [+6] u/Mahrez-: Finally, the dumbest company, Intel, is dumping now. [+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Micron bubble popped, short to zero tomorrow [+5] u/jokull1234: There has to be at least one person in here who was bearish and finally went long on FSLY just to get rugged by their earnings lmao [+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I was stuck in a meeting when that mother of all green candles struck. Holy shit [+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: If you cut a worm in half, it will regenerate into two new worms. One will be bullish and the other will seek revenge. [+5] u/Jackkernaut: There is no reception in space for calls. Give me something to work with 😭 [+5] u/ruso_chulo: when you think it can not get any more ridiculous, it gets even more fukin ridiculous [+5] u/Most-Equivalent8399: A stock drops a dollar: Bears: "haha get rekt" [+5] u/akimaster: I had a beautiful earnings season, i bought HOOD, PLTR, SNAP and IONQ calls before the bell for all of them, follow me for more successful trades 😊🔫 [+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: American passengers aboard the hantavirus-infected cruise ship have reportedly returned home to the U.S." GUH! [+5] u/jerm2z: Hentai-virus incubation period is like what, 8 weeks? So we have about 2 months until we see a repeat of 2020 yay [+5] u/LasyKuuga: If I had better control of my emotions I’d do so much better in the market and life 😔 [+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Spy is down 0.001% ah PANIC THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING [+5] u/_rockthemike: If you are making money this week, good job! [+5] u/Mindless-Program-540: Glad I sold my ARM calls before close and wasn’t greedy through earnings [+5] u/michaelis999: if you're down after the last few days, I suggest retiring unc [+5] u/Imgoin2brich: AMD is insanely overbought overvalued trash and they will do a share offering Yes I am short, retard Doesn't mean Im wrong lol [+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: We're going to look back at this bull run and remember that ARM earnings was the top [+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: me as a kid: I am going to have a job that helps the poor! me as an adult: I am a poor and I need a job.. [+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: Logic and reason told me puts were the obvious choice So I inversed myself and went all in on 1TDE calls. Let’s see how it plays out [+5] u/_rockthemike: Guys we are only up 7% from Halloween it’s nearly fucking summer. This is fine [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Lol quantum taking a shit 🤣 [+5] u/jerome-yellen: BREAKING: The S&P 500 closes at its highest level on record, now up +16.6% since the March 30th bottom. That's +$9.6 TRILLION in market cap in 27 trading days. [+5] u/SoothingWafer: Red numbers? Fire whoever reported those. [+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: My nipples are sensitive [+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Another green day i see [+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: I was up 9k today but now I backpedalled minus 600 AH and I think a ber would see that as a victory [+5] u/frey_to_tilt: RSI above 75 on 5y SPY chart, here it comes bulls [+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Can we dump it already [+5] u/username2571: Clearly, ARM has taught us that memory is the only sure thing. Everyone in DRAM tomorrow. [+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Hopefully mango doesn’t tweet any peace deal updates this week and we get a nice sell off. I wanna reload Friday at better prices. [+5] u/hallett21: It’s happening. 1/10th of a percent. [+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Entering sandick at 1500, yes. Feel so proud [+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: It’s been revealed 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to “all corners” of the world, including to the United States — and one is already critically ill." [+5] u/Yeetman603: I lost money today imagine that [+5] u/RickySitts: Is it tomorrow already? [+5] u/b1gb0n312: Hello, what can I buy to 10x my portfolio? [+5] u/TraipseTraveller: You got to know when to hold em. Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. You better count your money [+5] u/Teckel22: *TRUMP SAYS STOCKS AT ALL TIME HIGHS SHOW HE HAS THE BEST POLICIES [+5] u/spwath: Hmm after hours Spy up, Oil up, and Vix up... [+5] u/Goldguysqueeze: Who keeps buying at these levels? [+5] u/Opposite-Link: Lost my week’s profit on COHR earnings. Oops. [+5] u/Jaysler: INTC is about to smack 120 in the face tomorrow [+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: Hmmm SMCI 80 call a year out Why not [+5] u/rugbyliebe: Whirlpool jumping of a cliff due to: "War in Iran resulted in recession-level industry decline in the U.S. as consumer confidence collapsed in late February and March" [+5] u/whyshw: I should cash out but I won’t. I’ll probably regret it later [+5] u/widerdog: why is ionq live call just music LMAO [+5] u/financiallythriving: Bears, please seek assistance for conversion therapy [+5] u/No_Current3675: dawg how much runway MU got? [+5] u/nyse25: holy shit COVID 2.0 was not on my bingo list this year [+5] u/mr_stupid_face: Bears are no longer able to afford their internet connection. Somebody send them a written letter so they know what is happening (address it to Wendy’s Dumpster) [+5] u/Level_Counter3062: You don't have to explain it is OK to sell a stock friend [+27] u/Coffeewin: MSFT No scandals No news No stock split No share buybacks No insider trading Just pure dogshit 🤌 [+20] u/aphelion99: If MSFT doesn't pump to 450 by EOW, I will legitimately be homeless. Thank you for your attention to this matter! [+17] u/potato111a: SPY IS CLOSER TO 800 THAN 630 LMAO 🤌 [+15] u/Professional_Fly7427: At 99k in retirement. Crash incoming to keep me from 6 figures. [+15] u/vermilli21: Why is loss porn more entertaining? 30k AMD puts guy. 300k SPOT guy “music is the future”. 180k 0dte put guy today [+14] u/AgitatedJump8459: If you bought sndk today; congrats on buying the generational dip [+13] u/WordsHappenedHere: Bears are getting desperate. Someone just posted about a cruise ship virus outbreak. Like bears are out here tracking cases of cruise ship diarrhea. [+11] u/rocier: When I was a kid we were scared of crazy people living in vans. Now they make 6 figures making youtube videos. [+11] u/EyeSea7923: Something illegal is going on. Can't wait to see those futures. Clearly an AI apocalypse after a big pump. [+11] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Held nvidia calls and it wouldn’t go past 200 sell my nvidia calls it rips [+10] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Just opened a joint savings account with my fiancé. We have $10.14 saved so far and need $250,000 in 3 years for a house downpayment.  I have 3.5k in my port. What do I do [+10] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies. [+10] u/astromouse2024: WE ARE NOT SEEING CIRCUIT BREAKERS BECAUSE I HOLD PUTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER I’m fucked [+10] u/Ok-Lime-7000: How do I become part of “everyone”? [+9] u/Jadeclone1: Green by open. Why even look at the market now. [+9] u/good-times-: Drinking bourbon waiting for a pull back 🥃 [+9] u/housemouse431: i just wanna time the top perfectly...is that too much to ask...FACK [+9] u/Airhostnyc: I made a lot of money but somehow it still wasn’t enough. I’m a greedy bitch [+9] u/old-cow666: Guys who bought spy calls for tmr 😂 [+9] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: I’m zero impressed by 7’ dudes putting a ball in a 10’ basket. Easily the worst fucking sport. [+9] u/well2w: ASTS up 5% in after market [+9] u/A10cc: It's called Hentaivirus. Get it right. [+8] u/Montyprice7206: 🥭 deal with Iran is going to be even better than Obama’s Better for Iran 🇮🇷 [+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: If you bought msft today; welcome to the community [+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Applovin(APP) reminds me of Mclovin from Superbad [+8] u/spudbro00: How in the fuck is qqq basically flat after hours when all of tech is red. [+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Finally ASTS confirmed Falcon 9 launch for mid june, wallahi space bers are fuk [+8] u/Wide-Refrigerator736: I’m full porting tomorrow. I don’t know what I’m full porting, but I’m full porting. The loan shark came calling so this is the last chance to keep my knee-caps. [+7] u/Jadeclone1: Not on the calendar but Coreweave earnings are tomorrow. EZ Nvidia win. [+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: #Don’t forget to Oil it up before use! [+7] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Whoever said ARM calls just got cucked on the weeklies 😭 [+7] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MSFT, by all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me [+7] u/TurnipIll2868: ARM please I’ll do anything…. I’ll let u fuck my wife In front of me! Just go up damn [+7] u/Knarre30: So 🥭 said Iran agrees to end his nuclear problem. What are the odds that this is true? [+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: I wonder if Burry still has his chip shorts on LMAO [+7] u/rwc5078: I am up 17% YTD Was down 40% YTD Winning! What is everyone else at with this crazy new high today [+7] u/burnerAccountDuh24: I honestly don’t know why I fuck with any of this when I could have just shorted Snapchat [+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: I know what we need. Polymarket margined accounts and options on predictions [+7] u/DistributionMany6335: If your job requires you to use AI like mine just did ("expecting a 40% increase in productivity") then make sure you always use the most expensive model. Even for trivial things like replying to teams messages. [+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: ASTS announced 3 satellite launches in Jun. Short sellers in shambles.... [+7] u/eyerollingsex: I’m pretty retarded But the next generation is going to be mega retarded Totally reliant on AI and brainwashed [+6] u/UnholyTrigon: Love how all the bear posts are being upvoted after hours but disappear at 9:30 everyday [+6] u/FunkyMonk100k: Time to dust off the ol’ dvd player and pop in the big short [+6] u/Icommandyou: Red futures for no reason, gonna be another rally tomorrow [+6] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: Wal-Mart just truckin' along at a PE of 50. WMT gonna make a boatload selling groceries at 0.5% margins to American consoomers. God Bless America. [+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “Operation Trust Me Bro failed. Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.” I’m just quoting Iran’s foreign minister. What a time… [+6] u/The_Cornwallis: SPX/SPY really did me a solid today 🤝🙂‍↕️ [+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Gamestore goes to 30 and I eat 3lbs of Pez [+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: You’ll know a peace deal is coming when someone places an outsized bet on a prediction market No need to fall for credulous Axios reporting [+6] u/successful_gap_v3: i think it might be time to put on short order for a lil pull back [+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Zuckerberg likes men [+6] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Sold SNDK today. I’m OK with losing upside. [+6] u/Icommandyou: One easy way to become super rich is by applying for a job at Axios [+6] u/fish_: someone said in the daily earlier that SPY was going up because of a short squeeze. we have reached peak levels of retard [+6] u/31andnotdone: honk if you're horny [+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Just getting started. $800 or nothing. [+5] u/Minute-Leg7346: Any non-RKLB answers should not be considered [+5] u/Low_Plastic363: I'm not yet rich, but I'm richer than I was a month ago by a pretty good chunk. A market moving up in spite of headwinds is not indicative of a bubble. The earnings are there in most cases. Will those earnings drop off? Maybe. But right now money wants to bet on growth rather than shrinking. Add in clear inflation risk and only modest impact on the U.S. from the Iran war and oil prices, and there is enough up momentum to keep tech going. We might pull back at some unpredictable point, but there's no reason to think its imminent. [+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Arm really said "im going down... and taking you with me" to MU. [+5] u/Taco_EBDBBNB: Half down syndrome, half autism [+5] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Arm just ripped me dick off and yeeted it into the sun [+5] u/neaturee: ARM is now known as AMP, AMPUTEE [+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: If you hate money, puts will help you get rid of it quick [+5] u/Abe2025: ARM stands for Armageddon [+5] u/kenathen: what is the point to work when 1 year gain is more than 10 years salary [+5] u/baadllama_ghost: a great FOMO, i sense hm, capitulation, i fear [+5] u/Street-Asparagus117: Alright hantavirus is getting scary [+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: How many months before they lock us down? [+5] u/Baytwink2: the straight of hormuz it too tight😩 i can’t make it 🚢🫣 [+5] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: The tech bros say we have to pump this market with AI and hardware so we don't lose to China and we stay the lowest cost AI provider. My bros we already lost to China, they got 900 million more competitive people than we do and if they need water for DC's they'll just tell a city of 5 million to relocate. [+5] u/Jadeclone1: CRWV and IREN both run on NVDA chips. No matter the earnings NVDA should be a winner on friday. [+5] u/kazkeb: Pretty mind blowing that SPY is more than double what it was less than four years ago, in Fall of 2022 [+5] u/djklmnop: Stock market is like an Only Fans subscription, but without the payoff. [+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: She's an 8 but her knuckles drag when she walks [+5] u/WrexyWrex: I don't trust anything coming out of China, and we all know they fudge their numbers You better believe every major China company is about to blow earnings out of the water, they can't look like they are hurting from the oil embargo [+5] u/Strict_Cut_799: Who ever warches and follows Ron walker. RIP [+5] u/diefy7321: ARM -18% in 1.5 hours. No circuit breakers lmfaooo [+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Any bets war is off tonight or by morning. We rocket past $740, to collapse on terrible Friday job report? [+5] u/Affectionate_Ad_5586: ARM is still up about 5% on the day even after tanking AH. Why are people panicking? You buy at $263? [+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Lost an ARM on options today [+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: #Tomorrow we will have a relief downward rally from bullish retardum 🤌 [+5] u/Numerous_Two_102: No more Mr nice Gay. [+5] u/Springhash: first day trading options i bought 10 contracts instead of 1 and made 4400 off amd open not 440 [+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: alright pakistan and axios, you know morning drill, bring the guy "familiar with the matter" [+5] u/Iunatic: ASTS doing the thing again. [+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: asts never holds its gains through eow, unless of course I buy puts for once then it goes parabolic, FUCK. MY. LIFE [+5] u/Cav829: I may actually be popping a boner to this ASTS price action. [+5] u/coloredzebra: Jloc is finally bullish...It's over [+5] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: Surprised Donny hasn't called out Buffett yet on Trump Social to brag about his 300% gain on Intel. "I am the greatest investor ever. I called Warren and I said, see how easy it is." [+5] u/Utilize3372: Is this what the orgies on the Titanic felt like as it went slowly under? [+5] u/vik0096: Intel below 100 tomorrow [+5] u/River_Sandhu: I saw a parabolic chart on tv, I wanted to know what stock it was, turns out it’s the US debt since the 1970’s 😂 [+5] u/Jadeclone1: NVDA fomo just starting [+5] u/kvedo25: Glad I was too busy on the toilet to panic sell MU this morning [+5] u/kazkeb: Up 1.5% and VIX closed higher than it opened. Wheeeeee. [+5] u/Starmedia11: Imagine the rocket on the day they announce “the deal” with an official tweet. [+5] u/powertrippingmod67: wow my mood is so much better when number go up [+5] u/EducationalClient759: finally we seeing the market crashing upwards [+5] u/Indra_Sx: Idk why I even bother with $HOOD, semis are pure retard strength and free $$$ [+5] u/falling_knives: Dow briefly went over 50,000. Has anyone bragged about it yet? [+5] u/thekeesh1: These days require so much discipline, even if you make money, you feel like you could have made more. Easy to get caught chasing something that already happened [+5] u/justacaucasian: NVDA up .3% AH yall! We gonna print tomorrow! [+5] u/WooWheee: Just turned from bol to ber today at closing, time to shit post oil war Iran economy rates and inflation til the Casio opens tomorrow [+5] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Welp. Glad I sold my aggressive IONQ calls right before close to one of you suckers. [+5] u/dingusmingus2222: Whoever was in here recommending FLNC - THANK YOU. I hope you get your dick sucked tonight! [+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: How does it keep going up [+5] u/gulaskek: USO calls for next Friday will print bigley [+5] u/thebobitt: Green or red tomorrow [+5] u/KeyReaction892: What did ARM say on the call? [+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: !banbet I do not have much time. You need to know that [+5] u/Waverun: I think I’m actually on the wrong side of this K-shaped economy 😞 [+5] u/RazDoStuff: When will MSFT pump to unfathomable numbers [+5] u/Live_Salamander8652: Hey, Google, how to fix paper hands [+5] u/XorAndNot: Somebody bring the good coke so this party can go on [+5] u/Hefty-Ad2809: played their earrings since 2024. always has a 10% run the day of earnings, then it dumps [+5] u/A10cc: Good job. You can find a lot of resources on the matter. [+16] u/PositiveToe2761: Life is actually really simple. Just figure out how to get other peoples money into your pocket [+15] u/Aradoma: Insane pump day, followed by sell off after hours, and now a lull. Why can't I shake the feeling that for absolutely no reason, it's all gonna pump again tomorrow lmao? [+14] u/Emilio___Molestevez: having young kids is funny because I'm like +$300k today but my cortisol levels are through the fucking roof anyway [+14] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Gas in my shitty red state is now $5.50 Wow what a golden age [+14] u/Sandvicheater: Trump, "stop blocking the strait and developing nukes" Iran, "no, enjoy your $10 gas" Trump, "ok new deal we lift all sanctions and strait gets opened up then we discuss your nuclear program down the line in future neogiations" Iran, "sure lol" spoiler Iran never comes to the negotiation table regarding nukes [+14] u/tommylol66: I’ve made more money just buying calls than stressing over puts.. crazy lmao [+13] u/pennilessmama: I became a bear today [+13] u/ItsHighNoonBang: I finally broke even from my bear ass by going long on semis. If only I switched to bull a lot sooner. [+11] u/Mrvonblogger: My sister knows my Reddit Username. If she was actually smart she would follow my tremendously genius wallstreet bet plays. [+11] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: you heard it here first: im predicting market open in 14 hours and 26 minutes 🤌🏻 [+11] u/liikenneaksioma: just when you are tired of waiting and buy [+10] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: I thought SPY was tanking the way people were talking. It’s down 80 cents and holding lmao [+10] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I did the math. If I had DCA and held SPY and QQQ instead of daytrading option, I would've 2x my investment. [+10] u/kemar7856: I finally dropped meta at at 601 it immediately went up to 615 fuck off [+10] u/Appropriate_One_4273: How do you get over the pain of selling too early? 😭 [+10] u/Snowman33001: I would like to be the level of rich where my physical appearance becomes irrelevant. [+9] u/InfectedClit: Bout to do some crank in a parking garage brb [+9] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Such luck, play 5 earnings lost 5 times.. [+9] u/Appropriate_One_4273: NVDA, we all believe in you bb 🙏🙏 [+8] u/bendraw: I’ve made money this year, but at what cost? [+8] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: I'm turning to the idea that their is no market crash coming. Yes, we can correct. But the war crash is done. And we are entering the parabolic stage of the market, crazy times now. [+8] u/Snowman33001: I love women who look like men! [+8] u/isolated-cat: 2020s markets built different. there's algorithms and more money printed than ever before so enjoy a decade long of bullishness. Nasdaq 50k by 2029 [+8] u/Snowman33001: Omg some people still think AI is a bubble. I can’t. I’m embarrassed for them. [+8] u/svpa3991: My life is ruined momentarily until futures pump at 2am [+8] u/Justzyn_Jefferzyn: IM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, there will be a rotation back into BTC if this euphoric bullishness continues 🤫 [+8] u/The_Judgement_Nut: Hmm, The bear, fucked are. [+8] u/Unemployable1593: you can never return from this place [+8] u/DuncanOhio: why do yall buy these things OTM [+7] u/Altruistic_Branch241: Spy calls fukt tomorrow? [+7] u/NOLandsMan7: Per Marketwatch, more suspicious trading activity in oil this morning an hour before the Axios report came out. Shocking. [+7] u/DryBicycle5629: MSFT bros how are you coping with this? [+7] u/Fun-Journalist2276: I thought im winning with ARM calls. Fkkjkk [+7] u/yaboy778899: My great uncle died at 100 years old today. He told me he made 120k off a 10k bet in 1955 when he was 30, and traveled Europe for the next 30 years. It was a regional bank. Split 2-1 and then 2-1 again and keep going “up and up” he said and then was acquired by a larger bank. Wallstreet Bets Legend [+7] u/SimilarSupermarket32: Why isn’t sandisk up 10% AH? [+7] u/BeaverSack: The market right now is like you and your friend went to a buffet. You had 2 plates and were done in 20 minutes - but now you’re on day 57 of watching your friend still shove food into his mouth, and you can’t leave until he’s done. [+7] u/Fun-Journalist2276: WHY ARMS DIDNT HOLD +12% [+7] u/cloud_cafe: You know what's really painful? Porto trackers I have this old porto tracker like August-Dec with lot of GOOG in it and it's painful to watch it ripping while I hold MSFT bags [+7] u/RJNavarrete: 33% into NVDA. 33% into AVGO. 34% for DRAM in the morning. Let's do this. [+7] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Who’s more retarded? Cash gang or Ber gang? [+7] u/fuck_zebster: Can we just have 1 flat day I’m tired of winning to much winning . [+7] u/bendraw: Not trying to kink shame, but wow. [+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: i guess everyone became a "millionaire" today [+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: RC is selling trash from his stores on eBay to raise funds for the aquisition. [+6] u/RoninKnight17: War and Disease hmm calls it is lmao this is really the reality we are living in fuck me lol [+6] u/kangolking: Hopefully TMC keep running [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Before May everyone was saying that May is not a sell in May and go away this year. You know what that means [+6] u/jeanx22: Ber thinking SPY will drop -5% because ARM. Any red will last a day, or half a session. [+6] u/tgff333: Wait that happened to ARM 😭 [+6] u/callsonreddit: How do you define successful day trader [+6] u/data-with-dada: I have half cash half stock I don’t understand your question [+6] u/Logical_Lie6478: My teeth hurt, do I have hantavirus [+6] u/peterpeer9: Can you still get free food at food banks if you make $150,000/yr? Trying to cut back on expenses [+6] u/BullishGoblin: I hate $BULL. Been bag holding for like 8 months. FUCKKKKK [+6] u/zlordbeats: we are playing hot potato but with money [+6] u/JocobianMinion: What are people’s thoughts on CRWV earnings? [+6] u/Tillfatfire: Mu is done u greedy bitches 🤡 [+6] u/Fullflavourfruit: ASTS: Here's a press release saying we're able to do the things we have promised but constantly failed to do.  This company is such a fraud. [+6] u/HoneyBadger552: what size are those cannons jpmorgan? bigger than soxx? i think not [+6] u/Oldfcukface: Today’s chart is identical to Weimar Germany. Put your stock gains into something real IMO. Personally, I’m buying Pokémon cards. [+6] u/KittyLover-7: It’s gapping up so aggressively We’re approaching year end S&P targets (7500) just over a month after the bottom lol [+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: BREAKING: HANTA VIRUS CAME FROM THEM EATIN THE CATS. THEYRE EATING THE DOGS [+6] u/ajibtunes: Is that ur phone in ur pocket or are u just happy to see me [+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Lol. Most semis up 1000% this year. A 100% in a month. Keep telling yourself those fairy tales bruh. [+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Here’s your opportunity ber, just short AMD [+5] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: Someone give me some solid stocks to do calls on tomorrow [+5] u/larry-the-dream: I’m up $62k today and all I had to do was nap, take 2 zoom calls, and buy some Gucci for the Mrs. [+5] u/pickledmagahead: ACHR is really gonna hit 10 tomorrow isn’t it. [+5] u/shlimeyboy: It’d be really funny if everyone called the correction tmrw and then it just goes even higher [+5] u/Scarface-83: https://wendys-careers.com [+5] u/br0botic: Shorting snap on earnings is the most guaranteed free money I’ve seen [+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Is it different this time guys? [+5] u/ThanktheLord_33: NVDA was a pleasant surprise today [+5] u/sl3azebag: DRAM. 60 minimum end of week [+5] u/BullishGoblin: Anybody buying $NOW? [+5] u/wenxuan2: Wtf is this hantavirus news wtf [+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: Soon we will all be back to bartering rice, beans and buttholes. Some of you well-skilled in fellatio will be the new millionaires. Only problem is gas will be $100,000 per gallon in about 2 months. Calls. [+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Can ARM go back to +12% pls [+5] u/Jedi_Song: Sndk wdc stx soxx smh amd intel mu Too bad i didn’t trust mu soxl and sold too early (noob mistake lesson learned in summer 2025) but for that reason i got into Sndk wdc then stx to make up the difference [+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Tomorrow gonna be red bc too many green days [+5] u/Eldesto_PR: My Body is ready for Advance Money Destroyer [+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: The greed is never ending. [+5] u/miss_L_fire: I bought a single SPY $740 5/8 call for 0.69 [+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: IonQ moon mission thank you gonna roll that profit to somewhere else tomorrow because quantum is still a scam lmao [+5] u/Okaywahevr: what are you doing step-shrek? [+5] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: I’m thinking that will be a -2% day [+5] u/Gorgenapper: This market is never coming back down. [+5] u/WineCorkBandit: No logic in the casino [+5] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Christ. Maybe holding index isn’t such a bad thing. [+5] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Top 5 holdings in my portfolio NVDA, MU, APLD, TSM, QQQ let’s fucking go! [+5] u/vexedboardgamenerd: Buying the most expensivist whore in Amsterdam [+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: man in the past 6 weeks i've made back my 20% down payment and closing costs from November. [+5] u/I3oomer: Lots of huge gain posts, might be time to poke the bears to see if they are alive. [+5] u/TwoNine13: Why does selling calls feel as dirty and buying puts [+5] u/Affectionate-Drop689: anybody selling $100 SMCI calls [+5] u/zeusbox: Why didn't they start this war during pandemic when oil went negative? Are they stupid? [+5] u/lolwatman: Who else bought AMD today 🤡 [+5] u/Suitable_Look_4217: ASTS wow…. It looks like it has covid if you know you know [+5] u/Slight_Artichoke_210: Any chance IONQ goes up [+5] u/SnooBeans7794: Are we going to 750 by EOW? [+5] u/booose6: What was that today a pump for ants? 🥱 [+5] u/jeanx22: ARM Forward P/E was like 100 It would have dropped on anything except +100% growth rate. SPY Green by Open. [+17] u/dbgtboi: Keep dancing stupid fukken bulls This is going to crash Maybe not this year, maybe not the next year, but it will crash And I'll be there watching, waiting to pounce on the dip, and then end up missing it due to greed [+13] u/No_Stand5622: Ber released a bio weapon on the ship in order to tank the market. [+11] u/DesignerSea494: When I was 15 riding my bike through a neighborhood an old woman said to me, “Never stop riding that bike, young man.” 28 years later, best advice I ever got. [+11] u/Kingmusk420: MU will be at 700 tomorrow. Today was rest day for us MU bulls [+10] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: This is kind of what it felt like during the dotcom boom, and most people were too stupid to set a trailing stop loss back then, too. To mitigate this, all of my money is in biotech M&A plays with binary catalysts that will either go to the moon or $0/share [+10] u/Overall_Option_8883: Space is back ASTS RKLB LUNR LFG [+9] u/A_Chair_Bear: Somewhere out there Bondi saw the DOW was back to 50k, and a tear fell down her cheek. [+9] u/Mathguy200: NVDA BETTER GET ITS BITCH ASS TO $220 TOMORROW DADDY WANTS HIS $40k!!!! [+9] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: How did 1 stupid interview result in 3 of the greatest memes in recent memory? “Half stock, half cash” “It’s on the website” “I guess we’ll find out” [+7] u/DriftMint: MU hitting 700 tomorrow [+7] u/No_Resolution1534: Who tf is buying AMD at 400 dollars [+7] u/clappincheeks93: I miss the Pepe emojis [+7] u/zoidbergface90: Threw 50k into sndk today at $1400. Proper regard [+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: Harley riders are so fruity it’s hilarious [+7] u/bigtime2die: at this point it's beyond a casino, it's the last run like the "roaring"20s a hundred years ago. god i hope i don't get to add "world wide depression survivor" to my list of things these last 30 years. [+7] u/EducationalCicada: She's a 10, but has all the symptoms of hantavirus [+7] u/FinePerformance1046: According to PEG ratios Micron and Sandisk have another ~1000% before they’re fairly valued 😂 [+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: dow is almost 50k again but the wicked witch of the west is gone [+7] u/Deadsea3132: I got $79 average in ASTS full port am i regarded or nah [+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: I’m so into hentai that I got the newly dropped Hantavirus 😞 [+6] u/9tacos: Fucking Whirlpool. Told my wife to sell that shit but she wouldn’t listen 😒 [+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Not even Mahoraga could adapt to this market 💀 [+6] u/RealPrinceZuko: Awful lot of millionaires out there on paper [+6] u/Jimbeauxer: In the end it’s really about the cock you sucked along the way [+6] u/Acslates11: !banbet NVDA $220 2W [+6] u/CurrentRoutine7392: after being a bear for the last 4 weeks, i've concluded the reason for losing so much money is so I can stop worshipping money and turn to jesus can't tell if i'm coping or having a spiritual moment [+6] u/No-Information-2580: MP earnings tomorrow!!! How we feelin bout them?????!! [+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Well boys, analytics out the window. Just keep putting cash in the slots. [+5] u/Rosebunse: I swear to God, no one better start hoarding toilet paper again. [+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Some dumb bear named "Stanley Druckenmiller" (if that's even a real name) wrote this about his experience running a big fund during the dot com bubble: "So like around March I could feel it coming. I just, I had to play. I couldn’t help myself. And three times the same week I pick up a, don’t do it. Don’t do it. Anyway, I pick up the phone finally. I think I missed the top by an hour. I bought $6 billion worth of tech stocks, and in six weeks I had left Soros and I had lost $3 billion in that one play." This genius lost $3 billion -- and his job -- in six weeks. Idiot. He shoulda just bought 0dte calls. [+5] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: God evan smeagol is an inept CEO, bro really considered going private to Perplexity Rip Snap investors [+5] u/YungIrv: The ol AH “dip” will be followed by the fat rip come open. [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Whenever you guys get a good entry you don’t want to trade it [+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Imagine living off the grid, hunting game, eating berries, and making ur own toilet paper outta leaves. Also: IONQ 48p 05/22 😬😂 [+5] u/gavbot_1213: I took a break from my rotating strats for a month or so after that pit fall and just checked if things leveled out. What the fuck?!? [+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: APP would be 500+ right now if it didn’t have such a dumb name. [+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: They’ve been lifting weights that’s why [+5] u/Think-Cobbler-8797: whether you like it or not, ai is massively overhyped. quality plateaus are already becoming visible. at the moment this can be seen reflected in inflated valuations, panic pivots by universities chasing hype, and companies firing staff before actual productivity gains materialize. nfts didn’t create this kind of shift because nfts never claimed to replace cognition. ai absolutely has bubble characteristics. been using it since september 2022 before chatgpt formally launched. cash burn now, profits promised later. direct profits keep getting deferred because most current “ai integrations” are glorified autocomplete layered onto existing products. consumers are not rushing to buy “ai devices” at meaningful scale, and most people use ai features a few times before novelty decay kicks in. advertising gains are also overstated. hence why holding meta while it chops sideways rn is risky. once they post earnings showing ai capex rising faster than actual monetization and user growth stagnating, the stock could get punished hard. i’m short a lot of related companies. if you have questions or want to know which ones just ask. ai will also have major impacts on misinformation, low-quality content saturation, labour displacement without matching productivity redistribution, and regulatory backlash. big things are coming. but slower and messier than the evangelists think. Edit: (+6 upvotes at the time of this edit) for the AI haters upvoting this, this was generated by AI by telling it to give me the opposite sentiment of a comment I posted earlier which got heavily downvoted. WSB is still full of AI beats and that means higher highs and higher lows incoming. Thank you for participating in my little experiment my retarded monkeys Long NVDA, long MU, long your mom [+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Its all computer. Details are on the website [+5] u/Memento_mori9608: It baffles me that people here are shorting semis when literally every single mag7 company is committing billions to data center capex You can’t make this up lol [+5] u/TestOutrageous3928: What is APP doing... [+5] u/Previous-Seesaw-1596: Give nvidia another run call tomorrow ✊🏼 [+5] u/StonklordBenno: Suppress my sickening FOMO of the memory stock melt-up with alcohol [+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If your not a chip manufacturer red is in your future regardless of your earnings [+12] u/wafflepiezz: $7k in $SOUN calls for earnings yolo [+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: Friends ❌ Hobbies ❌ Posting on here all day and gambling all the time ✅✅✅ [+12] u/sck178: I may not be the best stock picker, but I might be the worst options picker [+11] u/Quatto: r/mensfashion really is the blind leading the blind [+11] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: The market has gone full retard [+11] u/PaulMaulMenthol: I actually have no idea what the fuck that means [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Tomorrow we dip -0.1% and then rally for another 2-3 weeks after that correction LMAO🤌 [+8] u/1foxyboi: Any of yall want to invest in my start up Hent.AI [+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Would be fitting if surprise nvda earnings miss on 5/20 begins the sell off for the ages. 🤌 [+7] u/RJ5R: Legit question. How is the average household even making it today? Today it cost me $78 to fill up my old honda accord. I'm dropping $500 per month on gas these day just for my vehicle, total for the household for all 3 vehicles it's over $1,000 per month which is crazy.(I do most of the driving). We thankfully can afford it bc we don't have car payments but if we did have car payments we would be completed fukkkkdddd [+7] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Come on SMCI, as a shareholder for 8 hours I expect more from my LONG TERM (week or so) investment [+7] u/ChainOfThot: Look at what percent mag7 capex is being spent on memory right now [+6] u/StonksInvesteur: I'm mentally prepared when stonks pump again when certain person says US has a deal because Iran was begging for it [+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Kockspi and the Dikkei are rock hard [+6] u/iamjt: Alright there's Japan's ATH. Now we wait for the germans [+6] u/Muellerscam123: Bro just buy like google or sandisk and you’ll get to 25 easy [+6] u/Muellerscam123: Why invest in crypto when you can invest in the ultimate memecoin SPY [+6] u/whalecaller: IREN TOMORROW LADS WE SAIL AT NOON [+6] u/Hugheston987: Tomorrow will be another shrek day just to fuck with us [+6] u/llasar17: sounds like you need to be on a list [+5] u/jer72981m: It’s back down to prices we saw at 10am [+5] u/yushey__: I’m holding so many puts I won’t be able to sleep tonight [+5] u/Largeshmarge: ok 10pm back to pumping bears fuked or what ever [+5] u/InvestigatorHefty799: Lmao ARM too predictable, after Intel and AMD, it was a given. [+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: We are all regards a million $s is easy to get and I’ll lay it out for you step by step with benefits… 1. Get hired at JPM under a supervisor with CANNONS 2. Get “sexually harassed” 3. Don’t be a dumbass and take their hush money 4. Profit [+5] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: Fug it long Yen futues.. if the BOJ going to keep intentionally rugging usd/jpy bc they r tired of being stonk market fuck doll I will give this one a try [+5] u/Pleasant_Gold_3634: New highs coming… I can feel that we are about to see a parabolic summer 🚀 [+5] u/tristis_veritas: Tomorrow will be a bloodbath. Markets will only be up +0.5%. [+5] u/caughtinthought: Quantum was moving like semiconductor, until the market remembered QPUs don't do anything [+5] u/bobby_stackz: Imagine doing technical analysis and getting wiped [+5] u/yushey__: If there’s a -7% circuit breaker tomororw I make half a mili 🙏🏽 [+5] u/JimmyBraddock: $SNDK feels like it should chill out for now, but everytime i think that it rips ... more calls [+5] u/dabblesest: That’s exactly what an inside trader would say…. SEC right this way [+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #Cant wait for this Sub when the pattern day trade rule is officially gone. Going to see a few 10,000%+ gain days and A LOT of going to zero. And a few lucky ones will make a hundred trades in a day to break even. [+5] u/Historical_Stage2622: https://x.com/ast_spacemobile/status/2052150788957622512?s=48 $ASTS [+5] u/huffmancoded: if you can see this message you're regarded [+5] u/damnthatbooty: What the fuck is Japan on?? [+5] u/HaveAKlondike: I can’t believe the S&P jumped 1000 points over a month based on “concepts of a peace plan”. I guess 🥭 is the best dealmaker ever [+5] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Anyone tried to train their dog to pick options? Genuinely think mine would have a higher win rate [+5] u/Solid-Season9984: The greatest rug pull of all time is coming, probably not like soon or anything. [+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Margin Call is such a shitty movie, but fuck, I'm going to sit down and watch it again. [+5] u/pingoo26: I really am the most paper handed gard, got lucky with an entry on the dip so proceeded to sell it when it pumped in case it dropped, even though everything is pumping today and likely all this week. [+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Oil comeback tomorrow? Crabbed all day after the dump. [+5] u/DaBirdLawyer: Trimmed all my positions down today. Up 13k on the week. Think I’m gonna chill [+5] u/Tirikemen: My guess is tomorrow is mostly a flat day. Then the MOU drops overnight on Thursday and we get another rocket ship on Friday. Then probably something ruins it over the weekend. [+5] u/Spy300: >WASHINGTON, May 6 (Reuters) – The release of transcripts of Federal Reserve rate-setting meetings, a cornerstone of its transparency for more than 30 years, undermines the debate needed to set good monetary policy, incoming U.S. central bank chief Kevin Warsh says in an upcoming book, remarks that echo his wider desire to overhaul the Fed. 😮 [+5] u/Such-Ice1325: Lets see what ARM does [+5] u/whodowhodo: THE PUMP NEEDS TO CONTINUE FOR ETERNITY WTF IS THIS [+5] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: any iren calls here? [+5] u/systemscheck18: DGXX about to make a new 52 week high. The company is on the move. Huge 2.5BLN contract for data centers. [+17] u/DoubleFamous5751: “Operation Trust Me Bro” 😭 https://preview.redd.it/q1zocn8nomzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f027f244d633c3d5117e3ded7534ebe29fa706 [+16] u/SilverVikingTT: Iran’s Ghalibaf mocks military strategy against Tehran as ‘Operation Trust Me Bro’ Tehran’s influential Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf has taken to social media to satirise recent military manoeuvres against Iran. In a brief post on the social media platform X, Ghalibaf reworked the announced names of US military operations against Iran to “Operation Trust Me Bro” and “Operation Fauxios”. “Operation Trust Me Bro failed,” Ghalibaf wrote, adding: “Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.” [+12] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Yup these spy puts expiring worthless tomorrow as usual FML [+12] u/KumaBear656: I hope I wake up to +5% like Japan [+12] u/Delicious_Put_5857: [https://x.com/mb\_ghalibaf/status/2052137763877568532](https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2052137763877568532) lol [+12] u/xeuropa: What kind of fuckery is this, everyone posting they’re millionaires now🤣🤣🤣 [+11] u/barelyreadsenglish: Imagine the pump when axios reports that the US is close to a deal with the hantavirus [+10] u/AnxiousPilot007: Semis hot Memory mooning What's next [+10] u/downyrobertjr: Taking out 500k on margin and going all in on 0dte spy calls, wish me luck (probably someone in this chat) [+9] u/Fit-Doubt4251: So many Doomers in here. Not enough Gooners [+9] u/Few-Frosting1634: Spy and QQQ calls tmr? [+9] u/AllCapNoBrake: IRL look into r/bitcoin daily thread https://preview.redd.it/v7qi9cb9kmzg1.png?width=708&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1bb22d83808a678721da617b8b6b6472b1cc604 [+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: All yall asking for a dump should try psyllium husk [+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: imagine how retarded everyone will be if theres really another pandemic [+9] u/AirportMaterial5917: Do Arabics and hebrews chart go from right to left? [+9] u/shindiggaa: Do the Iranians know about the peace deal? [+8] u/patricktu1258: A single trade went from +12k to -12k because I thought it’s a good idea to gamble earnings. But no crying in casino😔 [+8] u/YourAverageCho: Congrats on all you chip nerds [+8] u/Jacobpapi: Spy 740 tomorrow morning [+8] u/Kickboy21: I lowkey want to quit my fucking job fuck [+7] u/Noble_Bastard: Do bers just hate money? What's their deal are they just stupid? [+7] u/opiewann: ASTS going to rip faces tomorrow [+7] u/QuailProfessional907: Don’t know what I would be without wallstreetbets 🇺🇸🦅 [+7] u/jjlee27: this haunted virus about shoot the market to fukin MARS 🚀🚀🚀🚀 cant sell stocks when ur ded 🚀🚀 everyone abotta be a perma holder🚀🚀🚀 💪💪 [+7] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Remember guys, it's only a lockout rally if you're too much of a pussy to topblast [+7] u/puffinnbluffin: That Cohen interview was bizarre. He’s really a weirdo [+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: *Analyst Ross Hendricks warns Microsoft and Amazon earnings are inflated by circular AI funding. OpenAI and Anthropic comprise 49% of Microsoft's $627 billion cloud backlog and 51% of Amazon's $464 billion backlog. Hyperscalers fund these AI firms, which pay back for cloud services, creating artificial revenue. Free cash flow turned negative, forcing record debt.* Artificial Intelligence creating Artificial Revenue. Nothing sketchy happening here sure. Right? Right? [+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: It took god to create a fucking disease to cause circuit breakers ,bers have no idea how powerful the bols in the system are. [+7] u/jakeisarake: Because I like being able to buy food [+7] u/go_hard_today: Why would you? No signs of slowing growth yet [+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: SPY already green in the overnight market [+6] u/AM_STARR: Why are all these bot accounts spamming shit about the hinata beerus. Are they trying to get retail to go short? [+6] u/Kickboy21: META MSFT RDDT not even part of this mega pump and the moment we have a correction, they’ll dump first [+6] u/guzzledglizzy: When I’m rich I’m going to pay hot Asian dommy mommies to spit on me [+5] u/Sad-Literature-5341: What kind of bullshit is going on with redwire [+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Got some more SNDK 30DTE and DRAM 90DTE calls yesterday. Time for it to go for another lap after the sell off yesterday [+5] u/zin3d: I love making money man its so easy too just buy calls its so simple [+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: The bear case: The us has been dumping oil below market price, reducing its strategic reserves. This can not continue indefinitely. The longer iran delays opening the strait, the better negotiating position they are in. Even if a deal is struck to open the strait, the oil price will stay elevated for months. The global stagflation trajectory is getting more severe by the day, and central banks will have no recourse. Recession is locked in. Tech earnings and guidance will retreat, data centre spend will evaporate. Semis, mag7, utilities, banking will correct significantly. Am I wrong? [+5] u/AncientAd3846: How about instead of hoping the market agrees with you, just buy calls [+5] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: sold my GOOGL before close yesterday, might go ahead and get 1dte 402.5C lol [+5] u/Alone_Education_2530: The president said study the chart so you and me are gonna study this god damn chart until our eyes bleed and we can explain the length of every war that America has been involved in. [+5] u/Czyzzle: Operation trust me bro has failed 😞 [+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: I am no bear but I am also 50% cash. So what am I? I don’t know anymore. Feeling lost and lonely. I have no identity in this binary bear-bol world [+5] u/SigTauDan: Can we move on to the next bs now, I missed the memory train and I am coping [+5] u/EntranceHaunting: https://www.hfir.com/p/public-my-latest-thoughts-on-the-36a For those that want a dose of reality [+5] u/sloanemonroe: It’s got a low forward PE. [+12] u/NFG89: S&P goes up 5%: 'eh its got more room to go' S&P goes down 1%: 'the market is being irrational' [+10] u/TCPConnection: SPY is going to 740 tomorrow. Insane! [+9] u/ClassroomNo2899: We got rid of the penny. At this point might as well get rid of the dollar bill. Everyone gonna be worth millions by Christmas. 🤢 [+9] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: 10th patient confirmed with deadly Hantavirus [+9] u/PandoraBot: So everyone is a millionaire now [+9] u/PowerNoodles117: Remember the days when SPY would gain 10 dollars in the span of a week instead of a day? [+8] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Turns out AI is quite a profitable business. For semiconductor makers! [+8] u/vitalalgorithms: After three weeks of buying puts and trying to call the top and losing my life savings I finally capitulated and pivoted into MU calls so it's going to tank tomorrow all of you are welcome [+8] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Ber your only hope for semi to fall is Chairman Xi announce operations unite Asia by force [+8] u/i_simp_f: Somehow every single /r/wallstreetbets moderator has already tested positive for hantavirus [+8] u/aqjingson: eBay turned off Ryan’s eBay account lmaooooo [+8] u/Smuvmuniz: This is insane that spy is still up [+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Haven't bought puts this whole past month's rally, been patiently waiting for 🥭 to give the sell signal, and he finally did an hour ago. Loading up on puts tomorrow morning. [+7] u/Andthesuch: Will Operation Trust Me Bro send SPY to 745? Tune in tomorrow to find out. [+7] u/FearlessTrader: Hate myself for not having any SNDK or MU 😔 [+7] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: This day got me all down n sad [+7] u/AGener0usGod: Upvote if you ever bought leaps just to watch them expire worthless. [+7] u/danby457: Bought a dumb fukin house in 2024 instead of hanging onto my semis port real estate get off your ass and gimme my M [+6] u/WiseIndustry2895: NVDA will learn from ARM what not to say during their conference call. Let the imaginary money rain upon us [+6] u/Pat_mcgroin13: Just waiting for taco to run his mouth. Puts [+6] u/timetopractice: Market still pumping, unleash the virus [+6] u/Heineken_500ml: Sold everything today and bought some puts I ain't buying until this market crashes back down to earth [+6] u/Wild_Boy_: Still holding vix calls 20 soon [+6] u/BlitzComet95: If we hit 750 on Friday I will be a better man [+6] u/Li1ght: We will sacrifice all fresh water on earth to the AI gods [+6] u/GladDiscount6749: Bob just ran me over with his fucking car [+5] u/chimera240495: How may times can they pump the market with the same news [+5] u/ActuatorHot8514: feeling bearish for tmr [+5] u/csr8765: Market way oversold after this pullback tonight [+5] u/Cardiologist_Actual: When has spy gained 100+ in a month In history before? [+5] u/Greedy-Highway-922: No one talk about OKLO? [+5] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: It jumped for completely different reasons [+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: Only a bear deals in absolutes [+5] u/Purple_Suggestion837: 2024 PLTR 2025 VRT 2026 IONQ Gonna be rich before i hit my 40s [+5] u/ozarkabottle: samsung trading at 6.6x forward earnings is insane. this semi pump still has a long way to go [+5] u/memmolemmo: Are there any bears alive at this point? [+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: walked by a group of cackling coworkers today and the only word I could make out clearly was `cannons` [+19] u/Money_Term8366: 🥭 really is the peace president. He ended Iran war 8 times this year [+11] u/TheRealPancetta: The war is over. It will be over tomorrow again and the market will go up 2%. On Friday the war will also be over again and the market will go up 2%. On Monday........... [+11] u/1M-to-Zero: This is what happens when you hold calls overnight..not be able sleep [+11] u/KingRog85: MU is the play. It’s still cheap [+11] u/GAY_EUROPOOR: They're using ASTS beams to make your sons gay!!!!!! ASTS to 0!!!!!! [+10] u/Peppertheredfox: If the last 40 years have taught us anything, it’s that the US pharmaceutical and medical complex has our best interests in their hearts [+9] u/daisymoth9: i’m never going on a cruise [+9] u/legendarylegend26: Ebay suspended Cohen's account lol [+9] u/captain_casino: Like 20 people get sick from a rat shit poop cruise and everyone's thinking about lockdowns again lol [+9] u/Uniquename34556: SOUN I’m ready for you to hurt me [+9] u/sharkenleo: "Bulls thought" - Bears when we open -0.1%. [+9] u/robbinhood69: i'd have so much more money if i never read anything about hormuz [+9] u/ThermalChaser: Y'all got any more of them ::scratches face:: axios headlines? [+9] u/ScarletHarpy93: Use plenty of lube and jerk while she does it. You'll feel a whole new level of pleasure when you finish. [+8] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Believe it or not calls [+8] u/Toothlesskinch: ChatGPT will be remembered as the Internet Explorer of AI. [+8] u/RuminatingBoutBuster: I will deploy my foolproof strategy tomorrow morning ($5k into one dollar OTM 0DTE SPY calls) as I have all week until it fails me [+8] u/SeaweedLeft9746: The new hantavirus is human transmissible and has a 30% mortality rate. [+8] u/bhamboi: $SOUN going to release the hentai virus cure tomorrow with soda drink bot [+7] u/Aware-Picture-397: my gf wants to take me from behind 🥺 [+7] u/strip_club_dj: Believe it not tomorrow is also green. [+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Fuck you bear and eat shit! All in on stock spy 750 here we go! [+7] u/sylphvanas: Pump every jizzing night wtf [+7] u/ithastogoupfromhere: imagine the whole pandemic everything is closed thing starts all over again. All I need is volatility [+7] u/IndividualNo7155: Hey whats up with this hentai virus thing? [+7] u/fathersucrose: Leveraged tits or leveraged ass? [+7] u/ImthatRootuser: So Hormuz is still closed and SPY is up 18.66% which is $109.38 in one month? 🤔🤔🤔 [+6] u/BGMilan: Wealthier and less retarded [+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: According to CNN, a regional source has announced that the Islamic Republic is expected to deliver its response to the US proposal for ending the war on Thursday, May 7, through intermediaries. [+6] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Id laugh so hard if we go green 1% tmrw just blow everyone’s puts [+6] u/captain_casino: Can't wait for 23/5 trading so I can justify my fucked up sleep schedule [+6] u/Unlikely-Oil-6434: When can I buy puts and win guys? I’ve been buying the “tops” for the past two weeks!!!! [+5] u/WailingWarbler: Can buy one SOUN call for like 60$. Might as well get one in case you regards arent actually retarded [+5] u/Fantastic_Welcome_61: It’s ok, and you can’t change the past, let’s collect ourselves first and then reflect. It won’t always feel this bad, better times will come. [+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Bears desperately wishing for war in the middle east to break out again. # 🫵 YOU BEARS MAKE ME SICK🤮 [+5] u/rothira29: SOUN SOUN SOUN SOUN. What price will it be on Friday?? I bought 10 contracts of 9.50C for 5/15 [+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol bitcoin sucks as usual. shorts back to printing [+5] u/zainwhb: i’m so tired of seeing fucking millionaires on this sub when im just trying to break even. DAMN YOU MSFT [+5] u/Peppertheredfox: Never wanted to be on a cruise but think Alaska passage is like 3 days and would be cool. I like to wander off, mix with locals, do tours when I travel. Ship seems a little regimented? [+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: I need a SNAP +40% jump with this earnings report [+15] u/StuffedBunss: I’m not reading all that. Calls. [+14] u/After_Working_6499: I’m feeling bullish again (last time I felt bullish was 9 hours ago) [+11] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Okay that’s it Someone post suicide hotline for bears It’s over [+10] u/Dependent-Media-1857: damn i really need to go to bed [+9] u/SouthNice7324: Did I actually buy sndk at the top ffs [+7] u/cashflow_: Colombia has hotter chicks by volume but in my building in Venezuela I’ve seen three of the hottest women on a level that I have never seen in Colombia. No wonder why they win miss universes [+7] u/Dependent_Boat_3144: Lol it's all morning time in iran but for some reason they will agree to deal just 1 hr before us market opens [+7] u/baconography: Just bought a SPX call on Interactive Brokers; I'm ready for another insane, 10-dollar pump day on SPY. [+6] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Next week: the pivot to "Newpool AI" [+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: I'm so fucking petrified. [+6] u/Weekly_One8412: once oil plummets its gonna be no more mister nice guy [+6] u/SkoomaJunki3: Crude oil… more like RUDE oil am I rite????? [+6] u/mapsosa: MU will be either 600 or 700 tomorrow there is no in between [+6] u/gomper: I finally got around to seeing that Ryan Cohen interview on cnbc. Wow. Wtf [+6] u/AyoungSquid: Seeing how retail sentiment is finally in “fuck it, I’ll just buy” mode, i see the correction coming sooner than later. I’m sure there will be some fuckery chopping it up and down to extract as much liquidity as possible. But once the sellers show their hand, I think it’ll be all red [+6] u/Visual-Attention-11: Do I just keep buying otm 3-5 dte spy and qqq calls and double down on dips to keep making money? [+5] u/boglemydingleregard: Was on flights all day since before market open this morning, and the port's still green. Hope you regards didn't do anything too stupid and can say the same. 🥂 [+5] u/unhappyreach_: At the money spy puts had an open interest of 1 today Where did all the bears go 🤔 [+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Keep seeing KEEL in multiple forums. Is it just Bitfarm renamed? [+5] u/East-Description-243: The Dutch couple who died from the cruise ship are thought to have contracted the virus from a birdwatching tour at a LANDFILL🤔. They keep saying close contact is required but obviously being on a boat is close enough and one women who died was on a plane with 86 people before dying in the airport. [+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Sell SNDK and MU? Or hold? [+5] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Relax guys, hantavirus can’t be caught from another person. [+18] u/SilverPrivateer: BREAKING: Japan has defeated Godzilla, Nikkei up 5.5% [+11] u/jahdyudnwl: That dip was a generational buying opportunity [+10] u/ckami_91: The entire stonk market is now a meme stonk It will 1000% in a month 🤣🤣🤣 [+9] u/OrangMiskin: Ryan Cohen got that submissive twink look though. [+9] u/WallyWally12345: Can we ban that gay europoor user who is spamming the thread? [+8] u/leandrostonks: So we just go up everyday without a correction in sight? Fine I'm buying calls today. [+8] u/Messer_Nexus: Really 🥭is a dumb and shitty asshole, he is calling the war an excursion and showing no respect for soldiers who sacrificed their lives. [+8] u/Fragrant-Data6554: hakuna matata virus my ass [+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Just made a 50k short on SNDK am I fucked? [+8] u/humunculus43: When does the senile fat fuck normally start tweeting? [+8] u/beejee05: Me listening to these stupid ass biotech plays from my coworker, when I could've yolo'd MU or SNDK and been retired now [+7] u/McClintockC: I swear bers were actually a thing once [+7] u/ckami_91: Tomorrow will be the greenest day of the year.. 3% pump on the indexes LMAOOO [+7] u/ThouOne: Was on X saw someone lose $450k on a +2% day yesterday, rip [+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Oil price chart this week is so insane [+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: wtf happened now lol [+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: I’m deeply insecure. Thank you for your attention to this matter… Wanna know what would make me LESS insecure? A billion dollars… [+6] u/McClintockC: We used to whisper scary stories around the campfire. Tales of terror and red candles. Folk say they never existed at all, but I remember [+6] u/OrangMiskin: This market is drinking some cocaine mixed cocktail, the fuck. [+6] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: Lol holy Shrek dick on spy rn [+6] u/tortu995: Literally the best play for the next 4/6 weeks is to stay in cash, you try to call tops you will get squeezed like dumb bers this week and if you go long we inevitably have a hard correction. [+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: !Banbet SNDK $1500 2d [+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: On the 30th of march i told myself "this will go down more, surely", while sitting on 10k wondering what to do with it. on the 30th of april i told myself "this can't keep up and will go down, so i can enter", while still sitting on 10k. If someone needs a written proof from a double blinded study that you can't time the market - this is it. [+6] u/S0Anon: This is exactly what happened last night. another 1% day incoming [+6] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Listening to European politicians talk compared to American is surreal. Makes the Americans look proper regarded. Like children playing at being adults [+6] u/dontslambro: Who do you think was buying futures long and selling oil futures short about 30 mins ago [+6] u/Superente_: Rug is getting pulled now. It is all over. [+6] u/BecomingSavior: QQQ flirting with 700 [+5] u/Nanas_700k: Imagine not telling her lmao, grow some balls. [+5] u/Fruha: Anyone else trade SPX options overnight? Or am I just a special kind of night-shifter regard [+5] u/whomakesthetendies: #I think this is the actual news that oil drop: Iran says the country’s ports are prepared to provide maritime services, technical support, supplies, and medical assistance to vessels stranded in the Strait of Hormuz. Can't imagine they would be doing this if they were just about to open the Strait 😅 [+5] u/Rocky_The_Champion: We’ve gone full idiot in the mkt. the .com bubble is going to look like a joke after this. [+5] u/Fruha: Hantavirus DD from nurse who just spoke with ID doc about it: we’re fine, ridiculously low person:person transmission compared to COVID (\~0.5 R° compared to 5+R°) and COVID knowledge will help slow any further spread. Only risk is dipshit that flew to SA while dying. [+5] u/Anticiilizationist: SPY 999 first and then straight down to 200. [+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Just got off work. NBIS what the actual fuck [+5] u/marsrobotcs: Black gold as a hedge on our exuberant privilege… [+5] u/lavenderviking: Added 5 more MU @ 657 just now. Feels like a steal. Just a matter of time until MU & AMD hit $1K [+18] u/Loperenco: Bought MU yesterday, like I said. It stopped making new aths immediately, it's fucking impressive [+9] u/No_Decision_5246: The only thing opening is the assholes of 🌈🐻 [+9] u/kairepaire: We might see the biggest green day of our lifetimes today [+8] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: You know it's been an insane rally when people start freaking out about it being down 1%, give or take 🫠 [+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: Market was oversold yesterday so calls it is [+8] u/Level_Ad8089: space stocks are back. no need for oil in space [+8] u/Constant_Story8217: Hinatavirus? What's this from Naruto? [+8] u/wdwentz93: Get in loser we’re gambling on semiconductors! [+7] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: DAX/Nikkei heading to all time high with high oil prices and possible central banks rate hikes. Great reset of bears has already happened, great reset of bulls is on the way [+7] u/ChipWong82: Are the Bears going to spread hantavirus as their last resort? [+7] u/LazyActive8: All you gamestop holders don't even realize that if the deal goes through, retail would only control 17% of the new company, while the other 76% of the company would be owned by eBay institutional shareholders (vanguard, blackrock, state street) because of the massive share dilution. [+7] u/Frizzoux: Nobody talking about HOOD ? [+6] u/LostBull92: open the fucking straight or I am bankrupted [+6] u/Tadikif: If there is no deal, a few rockets fired back and forth, a bit of name calling, then news of another potential deal, we will be at SPY 1K. DOW 69696. NASDAQ 42069. [+6] u/unbenchhench: message to bears tmr GOODLUCK u will need it [+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Remember a guy who had oil being sent to his home [+6] u/TheMostMid: Yea what ever happened to dude 😂 [+6] u/penguinpandapear: Imagining you hit on full porting 0dtes is an actual drug [+5] u/jonneh: Okay MU that’s enough of that, time to go uppies again [+5] u/gul_bil: Other dude that traded physical oil for a living reached out [+5] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. [+5] u/Neemzeh: there will be soooo much buying tomorrow at open if this dip lasts lol. everyone is looking for a chance to get in. [+5] u/323djb: Sndk to 2000 seems realistic [+5] u/melvinzee: "OMG SNDK crashing, I told you so" - some bear probably. [+16] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: MU: runs from $320 straight to $650 with no significant drawdowns MU: is down 1% premarket WSB: THE WORLD IS ENDING SELL IT ALL NOW [+12] u/gayforgoblin: Had a pregnancy 'scare' with my girlfriend but I was actually chillin and didn't mind having a baby with her. I've found the one 🙏 [+11] u/NonsensicalWorries: Today might be one of those legendary -.5% red days [+10] u/dankeyschon: US tech job listing: $300k salary. Europoor: Why do Muricans list their salary per decade? [+9] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Is it a good time to buy some MU? [+9] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: This is WSB People would had calls expiring every hour if they could [+8] u/Any-Fix3101: A month of green, now its time for red. [+8] u/SKJ_2012: Somehow I bought MU at $680 and now im a bagholder [+8] u/Treverer: 🥭: everything’s alright, we got a 85-fold peace and calm we’ve got everything we want Everybody else: We are heading into the most severe energy crisis ever seen Oil futures: … aight, we’ll go with the retard then, let’s get dropping [+7] u/90kDenier: I see ASTS ripping ass again, and I smile And then I remember I bought in at 90 Greetings from Japan [+7] u/Aggressive-Tour-7584: I just talked to SPY manager. They said to start buying. It’s on sale [+7] u/Feisty-Dinner-8739: Can we please get a red premarket today 🙏🙏 [+7] u/MayorMcCheezz: Doesn't the market know MU started shipping a 245TB data center ssd this week. [+6] u/lupinle1: NVDA earning is likely the top, right? QQQ going parabolic does not seem sustainable. [+6] u/NoProfessional4650: Thank god MU is breathing. If it just shoots up in a straight line there’s no support built up. Mean reversion means a 20%+ wipeout instantly. This is a GOOD thing unless you have calls that expire tomorrow lol. [+6] u/FullTard2000: just got into an argument with my stupid friends I asked them if Elon Musk walked through the door right now and offered you a billion dollars for your left eye (surgically removed), would you take it? they all said no and that their depth perception was worth more than any amount of money. fucking idiots would rather sit in traffic for 10 hours a week commuting to shit a job for 40 years than sacrifice a little vision and live like a billionaire [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Lmao people getting mad at the MU dip, like it hasn’t continuously ripped for weeks. [+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Sooo ... 4th quarter 2025 saw the [most bancruptcies in the US since 2016](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/bankruptcies)? And [filings rose ... 14 %](https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/us-bankruptcy-filings-spike-14-052858434.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9odG1sLmR1Y2tkdWNrZ28uY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADaTv30XI8Vz42bhwoyPNVBn8qkj7FSnTiFi_fnm_gMeBnnSuvuNmMfzPd698MHlb0JqyCQLf8XtJCRY-lXxwjK1svyo917JKEVe-Z1q-j8rPVDieX3GgcaPDglJGFshU2XvMFkTeFmQXuRZQAXlZ6U5jkqNODTe8o-lpg0DR90u) in the first quarter of 2026? This is fine right? There´s nothing wrong underneath that hood? [+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Sexless bers even a hentai virus cant save ur puts [+6] u/gamersEmpire: FOMO is at all time highs LMAO 🤌 [+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Spy crashing, what happened [+6] u/MaoPam: I took profits and that was probably a bad thing. [+5] u/sneakerlzzz: These bers really coping talking abt sum "futures are blood red" while its not even red 🤣. They get excited over a single candle [+5] u/-IQ200: IREN 110c 1/15/27, someone loaded up 28.5K today. 👀 [+5] u/Luc-e: The pump on top of the pump. Quadruplo pumpo [+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: So we blew through the whole bag already? All the earnings and positive news is here and gone… now what? 😅 [+17] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Bears talking about “crashes” on a +0.03% premarket day, so pathetic 🤣🤣 [+15] u/Glittering_Water3645: Soon we will have those regards who bought the top and call alphabet, MU, sandisk and AMD shit stocks because they are down 5% from ATH and asking if they should panic sell before the companies goes bankrupt [+15] u/Salty-Bid1597: Be born into the right family [+13] u/Salty-Bid1597: The actual end of this war is going to be one hell of a "sell the news" event. [+10] u/kryptonyk: Don’t catch the hentaivirus [+10] u/Soffatjockis: This shit is gonna be green by open Why? Don't ask why. Ask, why not? [+9] u/knoqd_: SNDK could drop 70% and still be above the 200 dma lmao [+8] u/aa73gc: Semis are so yesterday. All the cool kids pumping silver now [+8] u/diskfreak3: Good morning! Quick, get in here. Dude, Silver is back!!! Here's the kicker....it never actually left!!! [+8] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Iran said kick rocks. So, same time next Tuesday? [+7] u/Soffatjockis: Lots of bots talking about the hentai virus in this thread It's like three people on a fucking boat [+7] u/27onfire: If that happens we'll just refinance [+7] u/NewDawn101: This Hentaivirus is gonna be the next Rona [+6] u/Solid_Direction_8929: RSI SPY & QQQ are at 80. Keep the pump on Muricans!!!🚀🚀🚀 [+6] u/WhiteSock_: German markets are pathetic today. Low volume, barely any movement. I think the same might happen to SPX [+6] u/Low_Trick4604: If you don’t like risk and bad choices, you shouldn’t be here [+6] u/unanymous2288: Moderna been working on a vaccine for Hantavirus since 07/05/2024 time to buy stock [+5] u/sonofalando: Y’all act like the job market is so bad. Imagine how bad the job market is for ayatollahs right now. 🤡🤡🤡 [+5] u/squidsauce99: Iran. Please come through on your reply to us tomorrow pre market ty. [+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: Yep, they are bigger. Can confirm. [+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # today will be a -3% day # and tomorrow +5% # welcome to this market LMAO 🤌 [+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Well it’s finally come to this. I have to sell my Pokemon cards I got when I was a child I have 3 first edition charizards all ungraded and 2 shadowless as well About half a million in raw cards if I’m lucky Can’t wait to lose it all when I fuck up again [+5] u/Visible_Ad6287: I dont think theres actually any bears, seems insane to be at this point [+5] u/rnd_investor_1: We need US-Iran deal annoucement and a final tech push, with a +7% QQQ day, +30% LITE, +20% MU, WDC, STX, SNDK. Only then we can finally reverse. It will be the final capitulation.