What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 22, 2026

[+79] u/Happy-Champion1661: "I WILL NOT EXTEND IT" \-> mkt closes, 🥭: ok I will extend the ceasefire WTF [+68] u/aniote: ATTEND THE FUCKING TALKS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+48] u/GoProVI: Everyone say it with me now…. FAHHHHHHHHH [+42] u/E39_CBX: Kharg Island sounds like a fucking Spy Kids movie [+40] u/Provolone-Jones: So … did 🥭 just unconditionally surrender to Iran? [+36] u/iGotStuckIn: Monday : “I will NOT extend the ceasefire!!” Tuesday: “I am a little b!tch with no way out. Ceasefire extended.” [+33] u/dylanx5150: Portfolio down 5% in three days. 🤡 [+29] u/Country_Gravy420: Calls print tomorrow, boys. It looks like the war is over. They gave in! Isn't that what happened? [+27] u/Bcider: Iran rejected the ceasefire extension. [+26] u/No_Psychology_4339: https://preview.redd.it/pre4c81inlwg1.jpeg?width=2152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54eca6063256479ef31f9f665e64fd4e3bc1a25c [+26] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Mango 4 hours ago: “highly unlikely we extend ceasefire!” Mango immediately after Iran ditches peace talks: “would you like any sauce packets with this 🌮” [+26] u/bbbyismymommy: Iran says orange is pathetic [+25] u/RansomeRandom: I hope bulls get cucked for 13 days straight [+24] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I'm so fucking sick of this guy [+24] u/Historical_Bother274: I love Americans but holy fuck you guys are getting embarrassed [+23] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: US just negotiating with itself. [+23] u/kolovod: Isn't it a hilarious timeline? The entire global investment community expects the Presidents of the United States to literally chicken out. Otherwise this would be -3% already. [+22] u/StarvingOprah: "Extend ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted." Wtf does that even mean? Forever? [+22] u/Legitimate_Prior_803: Did he essentially just surrender? Ceasefire extended with no end date? [+22] u/Jadeclone1: Iran: We don't want to talk Trump: Okay then you get a ceasefire Iran: Ummm okay [+21] u/baller1able: Investing in🥭's market is literally playing russian roulett with your money man. No technical analysis involved the market just moves based off daily random shit he do 😭 [+21] u/zeren1ty: He’s so out of cards to play that this ceasefire doesn’t even have a deadline LMAO [+20] u/Axonum: he taco'd after market close lol [+19] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Here comes the “praise allah” tweet before the extension .. calls [+19] u/Cold_Substance9812: this taco pumped only 3 dollars. the first taco pumped us 20. bulls are fucked [+19] u/Borba_Fett88: https://preview.redd.it/8ayam82zolwg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dfb3c7f49c2d5c20efbb8efcaec9f34d6bdde90 [+19] u/KundaliniVibes: Has to be the most corrupt human being in history. And he’s shameless about it. [+18] u/2020isgreat: Extended ceasefire = longer strait of hormuz closure [+18] u/4sKompany: “and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. “ What if they don’t submit a ceasefire proposal? 🤣🤣🤣 Who’s really holding the cards here? [+17] u/cone-in-cup: TACO Tuesday should be a national holiday [+17] u/hudson701: He actually said he will not extend it, ranting and threatening all sorts. And now he's extending it. Literal, actual TACO Tuesday. You gotta laugh, because everyone else is. At him. 😂 [+17] u/ZealousidealSector19: Oh wait they called his bluff!? [+17] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Lmao stupidest leadership ever [+17] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Being so in over your head the other side stops responding just to see if you capitulate *you capitulate* Art of the deal. [+17] u/Tay_Tay86: #LMAO 🌮🤌 #Eventually the oil market will no longer care what he says, the destruction of demand will work without his say [+17] u/MeeseShoop: Taco Tuesday is actually crazy lmao [+16] u/Worried_Quarter469: WARCRIME WEDNESDAY IS BACK [+16] u/financiallythriving: Imagine SPY being down -0.65% from a glorious ATH and you are completely losing your shit [+16] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Fascinating to watch the Iranians make 🌮 negotiate with himself and climb down on his own. Strait’s still closed btw [+15] u/wildcat1055: They're cancelling JDs trip and sending Barron instead? Calls it is [+15] u/WarmCan3034: The second I bought calls, it rugged 😔 [+15] u/BelgianBillie: Its all shit and games, until you realize t his means the strait remains closed. [+15] u/Worried_Quarter469: Endless war ❌ Endless blockade ✅ [+14] u/AirportMaterial5917: Fuck this corruption slop market [+14] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #Trump extends Iran ceasefire "upon request of Pakistan", will continue naval Blockade (TACO Tuesday never fails LMAO) [+14] u/saintmitchy: Oh my FUCKING god bruh I’ve never seen anybody fold this often [+14] u/OkExercise4093: # TACO TUESDAY 9 MINUTES AFTER CLOSE # LMAO [+14] u/UnivalveX: can one day pass without this guy lying? [+14] u/Athien: 🥭 with the paperhands [+14] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Our credibility is at an all time low. [+14] u/drbigtoe: I’m not even a bear but can we please stop rewarding this insane schizophrenic behavior? [+14] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: It takes two to ceasefire [+14] u/Mr60SPX: Surely the market understands this time there’s no real end to this in sight, and start to price in the oil situation, right??? [+14] u/NervousChemistry7401: One day this dude will be gone and the world’s collective blood pressure will drop so hard we might fall into the correct timeline again. [+13] u/dylanx5150: Remember when we won the war after the first day. [+13] u/Ok-Piano8789: >\*UNITED AIRLINES 2026 FY ADJ EPS GUIDANCE CUT TO $7-$11 FROM PRIOR $12-$14 1Q FUEL EXPENSE INCREASES $340M Y/Y ope [+13] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine being such a huge pussy that you back out three times in a row LMAO [+13] u/Knarre30: So first he said today that bombing Iran is very likely. Now Iran did nothing, no deal and we have a new ceasefire. Lol he doesnt know what to do. This is weakness in its purest form [+13] u/Specialist_Fig9458: There are actually people reading that thinking “wow what a strong leader” LMAO [+13] u/SuffiecientSapian: BREAKING NEW: IRAN and USA has agreed to peace plans after unveiling new tactic. “Whoever bombs first is gay” More to come [+13] u/NazgulSandwich: The extension brought oil back to where it was at 1pm lmfao, the demand is breaking through the attempts at manipulation [+13] u/jackpearson2788: 🥭is such a little beta cuck [+12] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Honestly struggling to think of another example of the US being so humiliated on the global stage Probably our men’s basketball team’s performance in the 2004 Athens Olympics [+12] u/xCAPTSTONERB91x: Mongo doesn’t have the balls to bomb infrastructure and electric grid. We stay flat and blockade stays. Nothing going to happen [+12] u/sloanemonroe: Strait is closed still. Not sure why this doesn’t matter. [+12] u/Happy-Philosophy9211: Barron up 80 mil today [+12] u/trumpdiego: ##Sir, the stock market is up +0.5% - ok tell Vance to stay, fuck them. ##Sir, the stock market went down -0.1% , alright that's it, extend the ceasefire indefinitely. exactly how it happened, from a source within the room [+12] u/PinNo6026: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahqhhqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah What the fuck does he even mean? [+12] u/Karl-Levin: Imagine Iran rejecting ceasefire extension [+12] u/soybean_lawyer69: https://preview.redd.it/s08pk6l3ulwg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=7887004453550b942abaaa9726f195e063709bbe [+12] u/wildbill4693: Not even a ber but Trump has lost all credibility to impose US policy. He just issued a ceasefire with no back date. There’s no pressure to give in by the IRGC. [+12] u/FrostySoftPressure: Miss the time when we were betting on earnings and not on some regards tweets [+12] u/CherryPokerGame: 🥭 after 2 red days was like “please Iran I can’t take it anymore 😫fine I’ll extend it” [+11] u/Issa_vibe74: OIL 150 SPY 690 tm (the mother of all copes) [+11] u/gomper: I somehow lost on puts and calls today [+11] u/ChickenYip: STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP [+11] u/kaapooj: >STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: >Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116444507618729432 [+11] u/geddyclaus: Irans got  🥭  by the balls [+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I fucking hate having retards in charge of my life [+11] u/Onurb86: Hard TACO and market barely reacts Bulls are cooked [+11] u/somecleverphrase: I like how T.A.C.O has its own wiki page and is now well documented with like 100 references. [+11] u/Otherwise_Ad_7834: You guys are celebrating a TACO. But this gives Iran more time while the strait is still closed. The consequences of this get worse as time goes on. I honesty dont see how further postponing talks indefinitely is a good thing. [+11] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: All I heard is Strait of Hormuz is closed indefinitely. Not sure how thats bullish 🤣 [+11] u/LaserBeamer17: TACO pump already fading? Maybe the market is starting to realize that blockading all that oil supply for an indefinite amount of time is no bueno for the economy. Just look at United Airlines significantly reduced guidance because of jet fuel costs [+11] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: TACO antics aren’t beating down crude prices like they used to… [+11] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Extended ceasfire = Strait stays closed  We are running out of time [+11] u/Cold_Substance9812: retarded bulls dont understand that the strait being closed until 2029 is horrid for the economy. spy dropped 25% off of russias -3 million barrels a day. we are at 16 million a day lmao [+11] u/Spiritual-Sleep-7300: Guys … why are you bullish on this taco? Markets not reacting.. oil is going up hahahahaha [+11] u/Loan-Pickle: There was hardly any reaction to that TACO. Think the market is starting to see through his bullshit. [+11] u/would-rather-read: well it’s a good thing the ai economy doesn’t need oil for anything [+11] u/jasperCrow: 📞🥭: *Scott the oil market isn’t eating my Tacos anymore* 📞🏳️‍🌈: *Maybe they’ll eat my bussy* [+10] u/CharmingSoil: lol Trump is stuck with TACO forever now. This one takes the cake. [+10] u/Oldschoolhype2: 🥭 so desperate to not lose face he's resorted to negotiation with countries next to Iran lol. [+10] u/2muchnet42day: Only Barron could've figured out the play was to buy calls at 4PM and sell them at 4.12PM. [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: How is he extending the ceasefire if he hasn’t even talked to the other party LMAOOOO [+10] u/newtoeso: 🥭’s manipulation interval is getting shorter every time. Soon we will have 6 rugpulls and pumps per day. [+10] u/Bryjeter2: Extension of a ceasefire to keep the strait that never even opened, open What a timeline [+10] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #🥭 folded his cards as soon as he saw iran had a straight [+10] u/SupportMedium9487: i now 100% believe iran is in on the market manipulation [+10] u/RickLeeTaker: "Just sold my puts Dad. You can send the tweet now!" [+10] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/iyyoezsurlwg1.png?width=1333&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e77db5ba1a067f71336bcc0160fee52f032f50b [+10] u/Jimmy_Wrinkles: TACO Tuesday right on schedule [+10] u/Level_Counter3062: Maybe Mel Gibson was right [+10] u/No-Improvement3164: The ceasefire deal will be going on till January when the next trade comes into play [+10] u/AHarmlessPear: Bought a call at the bottom. Seemed to work out nicely [+10] u/TheRealJohnOptions: How do you have all of these resources, money, strategists, and weapons at your fingertips and still manage to look like a colossal pussy multiple times in a single month? Calls I guess [+10] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Iran: we won’t negotiate until you remove the blockade Trump: Ceasefire extended but blockade still intact [+10] u/TraditionalRock9626: holy fuck taco tuesdays are real [+10] u/BruceMee: SO. FUCKING. EXHAUSTED. [+10] u/Cold_Substance9812: infinite ceasefire infinite double blockade infinite recession from inflation for bulls. stocks go down bigly promptly [+10] u/GoldenAries4: I don’t think the market is too convinced this time. More waiting is not a good thing. [+10] u/Deep-Ad-8525: It’s February 2nd 2027. We are extending the ceasefire for 2 weeks and strait is fully open for business. Spy 1000. [+9] u/jayxmor: LMAO @ the rugpull. I know 🫵🏽 bought calls at the top [+9] u/Dewton: Idk what 🥭 can do to get out of this one but whatever he does I’m on the wrong side of the trade for sure [+9] u/_3470: i got burnt so bad at the start of the month buying 0dte puts. this time im buying shares all the way down [+9] u/lococommotion: 4:16pm announcement from WH that the strait is open and war is over [+9] u/fire_alarmist: Ok you guys and this entire market are just totally fucked now. Im out, I have nothing left to bet with, Its over. Its just me and a stack of silver now. The end of an era. Now that there are no moves from me to inverse, no 0dte plays from me to cuck, no anything from me to base trillion dollar market movements on its over. The scam pumps will cease. There is no point for them to spend trillions manipulating the market if it isnt to steal my 5k in 0dte's. [+9] u/LouieM13: He legit doesn’t understand that Iran doesn’t want to negotiate [+9] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: The strait might never open again lmao [+9] u/mackey88: Wasn’t the whole point of the ceasefire that the strait would be open? Also, did Israel agree to this extension? Does the US just need a few more days for the Bush carrier strike group to get into position? [+9] u/bettercalljack2: LMAOO taco like clockwork [+9] u/pinkerton_gov: This is the weakest TACO reaction we’ve seen so far from the markets. [+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: u can’t make this shit up 🤣🌮 [+9] u/LaserBeamer17: Weakest TACO pump in history lol this shit it’s gonna keep dumping [+9] u/SonOfObito: We’re so back. Never doubt TACO Tuesday ;) [+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: 🥭 just confirmed a military hardliner has a chokehold on the country and you tards don’t realize lmao. That only ends one way, accepting all of irans demands or going back to fighting. Read up on the dude and tell me if you think 🥭 is in control lol. [+9] u/unhappyreach_: The sturdy V, into the nasty red close, followed by a taco is pure fucking nonsense [+9] u/br0botic: So he’s basically extending the ceasefire indefinitely? Lmaooo [+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: the year is 2028. trump extends the blockade for the 50th time. Spy trades at 1500. Oil trades at 200 dollars a barrel. AVIS with 3 trillion market cap has replaced Tesla in the magnificent 7 [+9] u/boraboca: My son Barron, a very high IQ guy, is also a great stock trader. He is good at analyzing charts and saw a buy signal at 3:59 pm and loaded up on calls. Most traders like low IQ bears were dumping their stock at this time but my son Barron, who is a very high IQ guy, did the opposite [+9] u/br0botic: Trump has absolutely no follow-through lmao [+9] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: No credibility, doing this on repeat and somehow the market has no brain and believes him [+9] u/Level_Counter3062: Honestly very weak taco pump kind of sad [+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Bers still fucked. Probably even loaded up again at 3:30. [+9] u/salacious_lion: Gotta admit I've never seen anything as retarded as the world economy choosing to be enslaved by the tweets of one guy. [+9] u/John___Miller___: This guy is so full of shit it’s unreal [+9] u/unhappyreach_: 2Retarded2Trade AMA [+9] u/Cold_Substance9812: so basically trump wont even bomb them anymore and will continue the ceasefire indefinetly the double blockade will have everything bigly closed forever until trump leaves office. stocks are so boring now. if ur a bull ur retarded this shit is going right back down to 630-650 on spy and crabbing there until he leave office [+9] u/b3no_coin: Bols don't realize that the market was pricing in resolution. We still biggly red tomorrow. This super weak "pump" on the announcement just proves it. [+9] u/PompeiiSketches: BERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP BETTING AGAINST THE TACO. [+9] u/Cold_Substance9812: indefinite taco ceasefire= mango has no way to pump markets anymore [+9] u/ConstantSpace5809: You know a surprise attack is coming because Israel isn't bitching on Twitter about the ceasefire news extension [+9] u/Stealthless: TACO during after hours, as expected [+9] u/DailyAbUser: 🥭 Will spam something soon - oil prices isn't going down. [+9] u/Fabulous_Guide_4330: I can’t wait for the day he tacos and it fails horribly. [+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: As always, taco Tuesday [+9] u/QuarkTheFerengi: "they didnt give in to my bully attempt yet so I am extending the ceasefire" [+9] u/CallmeWooki: Americans when is it enough?? [+9] u/orsomeshitidk: we as a nation are letting the retarded little bro have the controller and it’s tanking our k/d [+9] u/Actual_Difference617: He just made US look even weaker. Could have said we won’t attack them but keep the economic pressure. Is there any person over there with IQ higher than 50? [+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Fuck is this nonsense [+8] u/2020isgreat: Strait has been closed for 2 months now SPX ATH [+8] u/freddymojo: Oh man, my parents are going to be soo mad when they find out I lost my allowance. [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Fellow Bols, I think we got a bit too cocky [+8] u/cbusoh66: Walter Bloomberg: Iran's decision to not be in Pakistan Wednesday is final. [+8] u/ayayron55: This is actually the most retarded shit I’ve ever been a part of and I got held back 3 years in elementary school [+8] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: YOU THINK WE'D CANCEL TACO TUESDAY? THINK AGAIN AMERICA [+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: LMAO HES SUCH A WEAK BITCH [+8] u/Significant_Speed854: Bought a put before close, went down 50% in about 9.5 minutes from a tweet [+8] u/Longjumping-Flow-601: Timing that post 5 mins after market close? Surely just a coincidence [+8] u/Actual_Difference617: One sided ceasefire lol. [+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: Hmmm very big words, “Therefore” “such a time as” “in all other respects,” he didn’t write it [+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Overall this doesnt seem like a good taco. If he stopped the blockade and let the strait open, then yea, but with ships still not passing through things will get ugly for the rest of the world thats dependent on that trade route. I think thats why the taco didnt really do much. [+8] u/Berning_Up_: NO WAY WE ACTUALLY GOT TACO TUESDAY LMAO [+8] u/Damandalorianway: so pretty much this iran had all the rich people make money off the manipulated market and a few lucky poors and we got stuck with double gas prices and pretty much price of everything going up and the rich and powerful are als profiting off of the higher oil prices [+8] u/PushAble2463: Market has no idea how to react… ceasefire, but strait closed. Fractured government, let them regroup.. wth is this shit 😆 [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: So now we're going to be at war with both North Korea and Iran forever [+8] u/Damandalorianway: just so i understand correctly the whole reason we were free falling and there was market wide panic was because the strait was closed but now we are the one controlling the close and that’s somehow bullish? [+8] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers remain fuk. LMAO [+8] u/Valkorion335786: Whoever bought my poots at 703 is punching air rn No refunds jack [+8] u/Provolone-Jones: Bears are so dumb. I mean, how could they have possibly believed that 🥭 letting the global economy slowly bleed to death was bearish? [+8] u/pinballwiz: Can't 🌮if there is no end date. Genius. /s [+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Most of you panicked bought puts at close like a little bitch, I am most of you LMAOOOOOOO [+8] u/Fhyzikz: Oh jesus christ. Potus held captive by the squiggly line charts. Maybe don't write checks your ass can't cash, lil bro [+8] u/EyeraGlass: Taco Tuesday again already? [+8] u/JiffKewneye-n: something tells me the US continuing the blockade will be interpreted as an act of war. trumps tweet do not correspond to reality. [+8] u/met_art: 🌮: I extended ceasefire because they begged me on my knees 🇮🇷: we didn’t ask for any ceasefire extension [+8] u/jasperCrow: Actually an insanely bearish tweet 😂 [+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: How can market be so stupid? During ceasefire and possible negotiations Hormuz still closed and oil will be up. There are almost 2 months already. [+8] u/Nagalavonpelt: Soooo checks notes straight is still closed and no peace talks  Sounds bullish 🤡 [+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Weak ass taco pump damn [+8] u/salacious_lion: When is the market going to figure out that Trump is lying? How can the market be this fucking stupid? How? [+8] u/ramy_mousa: This 🌮 is not effective on markets [+8] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Who didn't see a Taco and "ceasfire extended" coming from a mile away. Probably already priced in since everyone and their dog was already expecting this for like a week. [+8] u/jakeisarake: Iran tacoing too lmao [+8] u/PushAble2463: Oil doesn’t care for taco atm… Europe is running out of jet fuel in like 4-5 weeks. Need that strait open next taco tuesday [+7] u/Nictel: 700P went from 0.02 to 0.45 (to worthless) in the last half hour. [+7] u/LordCorgi: Bought to get oily as fuck up in here [+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Damn, Iran called his bluff. Rip. [+7] u/b3no_coin: We are not even at -1% and bols are already dead. Once we get the firat -3% day, they will need to pin the hotline. [+7] u/mwfguxckdyou: Believe it or not, calls. [+7] u/Herzegovac: US govt to acquire a stake in Iran. [+7] u/leshermes: War On, War Off, War On, WAR OFF, WAR ON!!!! [+7] u/plugwalls: I think I gotta delete the app [+7] u/UncouthMarvin: Not even 10 minutes after close to Taco, must be a record [+7] u/pinkerton_gov: This 🌮 has no fuckin shame bruh [+7] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: 🌮 Tuesday on time 😸😁 [+7] u/MadDabbed: ABSOLUTELY SHAMELESS [+7] u/No-Insurance100: Extending a ceasefire is not a unilateral move, Iran is not going to tolerate the blockade and seizure of their ships. Hormuz stays closed [+7] u/FertilisationSuxess: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS [+7] u/Fluid_Product6292: How is this even legal? What the fuck are we living through. This is such bs. [+7] u/Provolone-Jones: Instantly developed PTSD watching oil shoot straight up to 102 and then straight down to 88 in approximately 10 seconds [+7] u/SnoStrm: He thought long and hard about it and came to a decision at 4:01 pm. [+7] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Hahahahah another taco this time iran didnt even want it 🥭is scrambling dump it [+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Law of diminishing returns on taco-ing going to be on full display tonight. Blatant manipulation like this will lead to market fatigue and then outright panic eventually as people realize what is going on. [+7] u/2Hosslovescash: The only thing that’s folded more than 🌮 are Roseanne’s lawn chairs. [+7] u/CumomEileen: How many times is this guy going to pickpocket me [+7] u/GideonWainright: It's raining TACOs!  From out of the sky!  TACOs! No need to ask why! 🌮 [+7] u/Teckel22: **Trump extends the ceasefire indefinitely** [+7] u/ten7four: You can manipulate the market, but you can't manipulate oil forever [+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: I panicked bought puts at close like a little bitch lmaooooo. Oh fuck lol [+7] u/Detail-Vegetable: 🌮 🌮 🌮 Ceasefire extended 🌮🌮🌮 [+7] u/No_Car8693: Not even joking just turned 58$ into over 1400$, bought 705s at 2 mins after market close. GG [+7] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: Nobody believes him anymore dump. [+7] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Raise your hand if you slapped the ask at 4:12 and FOMO’d into that pump. [+7] u/Damandalorianway: taco tuesday really isn’t a meme [+7] u/TheMallard1: Trump is trolling at this point doing shit on every tuesday loool [+7] u/Anticiilizationist: All this just to be back at the exact place it was stuck at for the whole fucking day. [+7] u/UntitledTrader: 80% short on uso, and still tapping post market, $8 / gallon coming soon [+7] u/UnderB0SS: TACO Muthafuckin Tuesday. [+7] u/saintmitchy: “Americas Final Warning” needs its own wiki page too [+7] u/Athien: This period is history will be a hilariously sad chapter our kids learn about in 20 years [+7] u/netflix-ceo: Lol iran does not recognise the ceasefire extension. RIP BOL [+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮 🌮🌮🌮 [+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Why not just pussy out of there now? Respect is all gone anyway. [+7] u/KittyLover-7: This was all so avoidable and unnecessary [+7] u/TheMatinow: eternal ceasfire, while Asia and Europe are slowly draining their oil reserves [+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: So nothing changes lol. Straight remains closed. [+7] u/SVXYstinks: How is indefinitely keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed supposed to be bearish oil prices? [+7] u/Old-Commission2782: The market needs to decouple from his tweets. Enough is enough. For once let there be consequences for his actions. [+7] u/BillyShears2015: Tacos just aren’t hitting like they used to [+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Everyone expected a taco, but there wont be a pump tomorrow. Too obvious [+7] u/bemeandnotyou: 🥭: Iran wants a deal Iran: We don't want to deal 🥭 creepy smiling then issues indefinite suspension of deadlines. gotta give it to him, he has no shame [+7] u/Karl-Levin: [“For this reason, Iran ultimately announced today that, given this situation, it considers participating in negotiations a waste of time, as the US is obstructing any suitable agreement. Therefore, Iran will not engage with the Americans,” Tasnim said in translated remarks.](https://aje.news/0v16yj?update=4511327) [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Losing a war negotiating with no one lmao [+7] u/OilBull: 🥭 tweet should’ve said the navy is going to “stand back and stand by” LMAO [+7] u/No-Improvement3164: The world will remember him as El Taco Grande. [+7] u/Vort3x7689: Wow what a shitshow. Iran says it doesn't want to negotiate and mango now says ceasefire indefinitely. Does that mean the strait is just going to stay closed forever while obliterating the economy [+7] u/Karl-Levin: Oil still strong Seems like the insider who bought oil puts didn't make any money today. The world is healing [+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Short term bullish Mid term bearish Long term bullish Would not be surprised to see it dip under 7000. Obviously going to be green tomorrow, 🥭 and friends loaded up on the dip, hence why it didn’t rocket down. Calls printed, puts printed, and tomorrow calls print again. Trimmed some on the pump after close. [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Would have been funny if Iran said they were going to Islamabad but didn’t show up [+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Who bought calls at 711. Don't be shy ... [+6] u/2020isgreat: Talks are going better than expected(there are no talks) [+6] u/bearhunter429: #Another day that went exactly as I predicted. LMAO🤌 [+6] u/twophonebb3: I mean Jesus how many times do I gotta get screwed over by this market just to break even ffs [+6] u/Valkorion335786: Elon 100% gonna talk about Optimus negotiating peace tomorrow [+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Those 0dte puts was baggers [+6] u/No_Relief_8705: Oil got squeezed, markets dropped, bonds up, hoes down, pimps up. [+6] u/Soffatjockis: LOL what a massive rug pull at the end wtf just happened [+6] u/_Fibbles_: Is SPY aware that it's not a low float penny stock? [+6] u/spacmann: Bear trap RIP bears.. [+6] u/QuarkTheFerengi: ok i dont care who you are, that price action is funny [+6] u/Longjumping-Flow-601: Bro negotiating with himself [+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: 🌮 immediately after market close [+6] u/greyenlightenment: lol guy turns 200k into 800k and quits [+6] u/sadboys2014: Holy shit they rugpulled both bulls and bears [+6] u/cbusoh66: There it is, the extension to the extension of the original extension [+6] u/patmccock86: TACO T-T-T-TUUUUUUEEEEEESSDDDDDAYYYYYYYYYYY [+6] u/Old-Commission2782: Listen, I bought calls before market close. But man, this isn’t okay. [+6] u/xReMaKe: BUAHAHAHAHHAHAAH BELIEVE IT OR NOT!! CALLS!!!!!! TOMORROW WE RIDE!!! [+6] u/trsx5: I mean i like volatility but this is fucking stupid. How many fucking times can mango cry wolf, holy shit. Who can take this shit seriously. [+6] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: >will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted So.... Iran can just not submit a proposal and the Blockade and Ceasefire will just... remain indefinitely? Are we at a stalemate? [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Could have loaded 0DTEs in AH and retired [+6] u/TheGeneral2024: Trump TACO for dinner, means we move higher again. And its an indefinite TACO, even better. [+6] u/TomTheCat85: He couldn't of done this on cnbc this morning. Fuck this guy [+6] u/E39_CBX: Guarantee you this is a headfake and there’s boots on Kharg within 48 hours. [+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Extensions are transitory. [+6] u/FearlessStatement144: He’s the male equivalent of cunt. [+6] u/good-times-: Taco Fkn Tuesday retards [+6] u/spudbro00: Mango just got completely bitch slapped, what a joke. [+6] u/Cav829: I'll believe in AI when it can look at a Truth Social post and see how bullshit it is. [+6] u/Swiftnice: Lol oil already rising again now that no one has any idea when the ceasefire will end [+6] u/A_Credo: I will give it to Trump. He knows to TACO after market close because he can push the market high with very little volume. [+6] u/cbusoh66: Iran: The dog ate our peace proposal 🥭: OK, you got until next week to submit it [+6] u/CamOper: At least we’ll only have an energy crisis now! [+6] u/Flea_Mac_Daddy: What the fuck does "seriously fractured" leadership even mean? Also, the MOFO couldn't of TACOED two hours earlier? [+6] u/nugget-93: Barron loaded up on calls today I guess [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/rollinhating made a bet that SPY would go to 715.0 within **1 day** when it was 708.539 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/Poptart_Salad: Someone tell this guy a blockade is an act of war and nullifies any "ceasefire" going on lol. Anyway, when is oil gonna stop caring about this talking crap and notice the strait has been closed almost 2 months? [+6] u/FearlessButterfly3: PUT Option traders got whacked [+6] u/MasterElite1: - Do a week of a fake ceasefire / peace talks - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday. - Have the vote the week after / immediately. <--- (**you are here**) - Blow up kharg island / Invade - Send WTI to 150 - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. [+6] u/oldprecision: Bears lose another week. [+6] u/TaoTeCha: What's his plan? He's running out of time for serious global consequences. Iran doesn't want to talk, they don't want to hand over nuclear materials. He needs to get busy packing up or get busy attacking. Which one is it going to be? [+6] u/-user222: who remembers the “great time to buy” tweet? followed by the best sp500 session of the decade? [+6] u/NewlyOld31: Somehow my account is only just barely red today. Wow. What a ride lol [+6] u/Spiritual-Sleep-7300: The boy who cried taco [+6] u/StarvingOprah: When he's done stalling and troops are ready for ground invasion he'll just fabricate a reason for why. Just like this moronic fabrication of a pretty please indefinite ceasefire. [+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: Murica looks so weak right now it’s funny, just admit you lost bro and move on [+6] u/you_are_temporary: I think the key here is that they're basically pricing in that inflation doesn't matter. Keeping the straight closed will fuck oil prices, and fuck everything downstream that flows/relies on oil prices. Prices for all sorts of consumer goods and services for Americans will skyrocket, but who the fuck cares? People will just pay more, be worse off economically, and companies will reap the rewards of inflation, even after it settles down. Good for the market, bad for people, doesn't matter, straight will stay closed until Iran has no money. [+6] u/FearlessStatement144: It will be flat till next week’s earnings. Extend the ceasefire alll you want fuckhead. Until the blockade is removed nothing matters [+6] u/Oxidrox: Seems like Oil doesnt give a shit about his Taco [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # ber extinction arc continues [+6] u/aporter0131: Still holding calls. So nothing changing just hoping for things to go green. [+6] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Tomorrow is a chop day [+6] u/Baterick-Patman_: Aaaaaaaaand we TACOed [+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Moves? For tomorrow? In this economy?! ….at least game pass is cheaper I guess… [+6] u/Devilton: If Trump attacks Iran again it will be on a Friday after market closes [+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Dementia Don TACO again, as expected. [+6] u/LouieM13: Basically we’re in limbo until Iran attacks [+6] u/jasperCrow: Trump’s God is SPY. It is the only authority he listens to. [+6] u/boraboca: Honestly this isn’t as good as news as it seems. Very clear they are far away in negotiations. But I guess no bombing each other is good for now [+6] u/ShopWhileHungry: I'm hearing extension INDEFINITELY? Wouldn't that mean no more Taco? [+6] u/RealNerwel: day trading spy be like 38k -> 80k -> 40k -> 80k -> 16k -> 46k so gain i guess [+6] u/HorseTanker: Ceasefire deadline is undefined until end of day Friday seconds after market close [+6] u/Zepcleanerfan: TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY TACO TUESDAY [+6] u/Hugheston987: Looks like I'm banned again. Welp. [+6] u/Oograr: Doesn't Iran need to agree to this ceasefire extension too? [+6] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: Opening red for sure [+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Ceasefires are a sign of low T. Calls on HIMS. [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: just because he says ceasefire doesnt mean he'll keep it. after all iran didnt agree to shit [+6] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: war with iran makes me want to edge to mia khalifa so bad [+6] u/PinNo6026: No deadlines this time hahahahahahha [+6] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: He couldn’t tweet this shit out at noon?! [+6] u/SouthNice7324: Controversial view here (probably) I am naturally bullish but the markets like certainties and timelines. This ceasefire extension just increases uncertainty as it is indefinite. I am sitting this one out. Will probably moon because nothing makes sense anymore [+6] u/HFB_To_You: Not a TACO. They're still waiting on the USSR Bush & Ford w/ their 15,000 troops + 140 aircraft to arrive. [+5] u/Ssjalexgd4: If you didn't buy calls as soon as market was bout to close not expecting a taco, after he's done this every week for the past month now, you are regarded [+5] u/Bright-Revolution496: wtf why is Oracle going up so much you all said it was bad [+5] u/bearhunter429: >Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data #They gonna lay off anyone who is not working hard enough LMAO🤌 [+5] u/MoistAbuelita: Pencils down needle dicks ✏️ [+5] u/eddyg987: SPY will gap down tomorrow, I will reveal the info in a month if this call happens. [+5] u/nickpufferfish: Iran about to find out why we still have our carriers in the middle east tonight 🫡 [+5] u/rottenfence: Market is closed. Here comes the positive news. [+5] u/PROMlSED: If a real brokerage like IBKR is down, this does not bode well for my HOOD position [+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: My girlfriend asks me for sex tonight. I am like, nah I’m good, I’m always getting fucked by this bipolar market [+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Ocean front property on Kharg Island [+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: I got out of ASTS at $84 this early morning. Call me swing trade Peter Lynch. [+5] u/Hellmale: I was up $2k this morning but now lost $1.5 k. But all I have is stocks. Hope they will recover [+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Iran throwing up those hands, I don’t think it’ll work out for them. Fucking wild. I honestly thought the talks were a no brainer. No way delegations can make it to Pakistan by the time of the ceasefire ending. Extension possible but with US seizing another tanker I doubt it. Tomorrow will be volatile. [+5] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: In less, of course, war were declared [+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Tomorrow we pump on some fake promises and deals [+5] u/NotMe357: "TACO: Directed our military to continue the blockade." [+5] u/jasperCrow: 😂 10 mins after market closes [+5] u/youdirtyhoe: He is insane. Taco Tuesday is not a meme, i repeat not a meme! [+5] u/Soffatjockis: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? LOOK AT THAT OIL GRAPH FUCK this market wtf [+5] u/PROMlSED: MOTHERFUCKER. I didn’t sell puts to open at close because surely he wouldn’t TACO again. He really only has one play lmao [+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: DJT: STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP [+5] u/2020isgreat: "Unextendable ceasefire" lmao [+5] u/dyvonca: STATEMENT OF PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP: Based on the fact that the Government of Iran is seriously fractured, not unexpectedly so and, upon the request of Field Marshal Asim Munir, and Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, of Pakistan, we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal. I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able, and will therefore extend the Ceasefire until such time as their proposal is submitted, and discussions are concluded, one way or the other. President DONALD J. TRUMP [+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: These stonks be stonking [+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Manipulation at its best … ffs [+5] u/iBeFlying676: TACO Truck Guy: "we have been asked to hold our Attack on the Country of Iran until such time as their leaders and representatives can come up with a unified proposal..." HAHAHAHAHA. So there isn't even a timeline anymore. What a fuckin pussy [+5] u/Deshen87: There you have it Taco Tuesday enjoy your meal bulls😅 [+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: when he waits til the market closes to extend ceasefire even though he said he wouldnt hes really putting the TACO in taco tuesday [+5] u/you_are_temporary: "I've altered the terms of our ceasefire agreement. Pray I do not alter it any farther." [+5] u/unhappyreach_: He had to wait until after the market closed [+5] u/UnivalveX: once again, mango negotiates with mango [+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: And to absolutely no ones surprise, he folded. A continuation of war is in no one’s best interest. Now Iran knows it has leverage. [+5] u/Ble_h: I should stop buying puts, I clearly have no idea when to sell. [+5] u/Swiftnice: I think it's bearish since he didn't give a date now traders have no way to estimate when oil will start flowing again. Oil prices will have to start pricing in the disruption finally. [+5] u/ajibtunes: What a weak response from 🥭 [+5] u/beerstearns: My son is turning 4 this week and all he wants for his birthday is the strait of hormuz to be open for the free trade of crude oil [+5] u/A_Credo: Blockade is still on going. I don’t think Iran is going to like that. [+5] u/zetia2: Glad I bought spy calls near close. [+5] u/Maximum-Cash7103: This is such a joke. [+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: Big Beautiful Taco from 🥭! 🤌🏼 [+5] u/jasperCrow: LMFAO THE OIL MARKET AINT EATING THE TACO 🤡🫵😂😂 [+5] u/Full_Cash6140: So the strait stays closed even longer. Of course the retards sell oil. [+5] u/indyyo1: Oil don’t care still up. 🌮 all he wants blockade still fucking oil [+5] u/Any-Pitch-2963: we got taco 4:09 time to eat some 🌮 [+5] u/UllrsWonders: And there is the TACO [+5] u/spwath: Oil recovering from the taco pretty fast [+5] u/semencoveredmollusc2: Pumped it right before 4:15 so home boys could get out of their calls right quick before the ensuing dump [+5] u/Mr60SPX: Oh no, the taco ran out of taco sauce. Abort! Abort! [+5] u/baoenie: Tomorrow deep red just for the vibe [+5] u/ateranol: Guys, I don't see why you're so worried about. Don't you know that JD Vance is on it? [+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Come on remove the blockade so my calls get launched into the stratosphere [+5] u/callsonreddit: Crazy how we dumping right after close.. then this bs pump [+5] u/pen15_club_admin: Taco taco burrito burrito [+5] u/DonCenote: Taco Tuesday really is becoming a thing 😭 [+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: So, strait is just closed indefinitely? Very bullish [+5] u/Steamcurl: Whooop there it is, right on time! "President Trump announced he was indefinitely extending the cease-fire between the United States and Iran, which was set to expire within hours." \-from the NYT [+5] u/watisdat: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO BERS [+5] u/Soffatjockis: I just can't with this shit. US, Israel and Iran can just fuck off already and let the spice flow [+5] u/Prematurid: Soo... No oil, but they are not going to bomb the shit out of bridges? Thats good, but nothing has changed. [+5] u/trepavpul: https://preview.redd.it/7cys8ulkrlwg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a5d9d31bf03a0381dc21f78502a7061643ed756 [+5] u/Ok_Vacation_7537: The recession is inevitable at this point…😔 [+5] u/Sledgahammer: LOL, easiest TACO TUESDAY calls of my life. [+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: But has Iran agreed to extend the ceasefire? We really need to stop pretending 🥭 calls the shots [+5] u/salacious_lion: The craziest thing about this is that Oil actually moves based on mango tweets. Supply and demand doesn't matter anymore. [+5] u/bears2broke: BEARS LIKE: NUMBER 5 ORDER COMING RIGHT UP BULLS LIKE: 20% DOWNPAYMENT ON A $1,200,000 STUDIO CONDO IN WEST VILLAGE [+5] u/cbusoh66: Iran: I am not feeling too well today to come to the meeting in Pakistan *fakes a cough 🥭: OK, but I'm gonna need a doctor's note [+5] u/jayxmor: Man. I bet those insider bank accounts look real fucking nice day in, day out LMAO [+5] u/Chief-Sheed: My stocks are higher in the AH than they were intraday LOL, Taco has mastered the infinite money glitch. [+5] u/baadllama_ghost: futes will be up .10% 🔮 [+5] u/Scalpaholic: 🥭: Soon we'll have all the cards! 🌎: This has to be the single worst UNO player to ever UNO. 😒 [+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: All them kids killed just to manipulate the market 😬 [+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers had their red day. Why they mad? Are they greedy? [+5] u/wildcat1055: Tim Cook: “I’m leaving Apple to spend more time with ghey men: I’m joining WSB” [+5] u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420: OK Groundhog Taco Day is upon  us.   This stalemate cannot be positive     for another whole month.  Just how long can the market stay irrational? Two more years? [+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: This taco must have been made in the middle of rural Mississippi with how dry and thin it is [+5] u/FrostingOk2692: A ceasefire has been made between my cock and balls [+5] u/lebronkahn: What happened? Why we pumping, Taco Tuesday again? [+5] u/poopieuser909: did he just issue an indefinite extension [+5] u/darklordyy: escalation is so obvious, but my puts are fucked [+5] u/Internal-Cut-5890: There have been way too many 🌮. This 🌮 is stale with no crunch. [+5] u/have_fun_travel_more: S&P +1% tomorrow [+5] u/2muchnet42day: Israel can do the funniest thing any time now [+5] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: Weak ass ceasefire Iran will fire again [+5] u/Majordomo50YEN: Who's to say Iran won't launch the first salvo. Other party gets a vote if the ceasefire stops. [+5] u/Same_College2053: Taco tuesday will be in the history books. Thats wild [+5] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: what happened to no more mr. nice guy. habibis laughing their asses off rn. [+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Big dumps incoming sorry i had mexican [+5] u/GoZukkYourself: "Be greedy when bers get a meme on the front page." - 🅱️arren 🅱️uffett [+5] u/deandotcom: Going from it's over to we are so back so fast I'm dizzy. SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP [+5] u/wickedbeats: the market is designed to trap bers [+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: TACO in shambles. Iran has the cards [+5] u/killainvest: 🌽 gonna blast off overnight [+5] u/redditmodsRrussians: i prefer 100% Anally [+5] u/Jordykins850: They don’t need to. They’re winning by kicking can. They’re deploying the mango’s own economic strat against him 🫣 [+31] u/nullzeroerror: 🥭 is such a pussy lmfao [+24] u/Western_Rope_6826: 🥭should just shut the hell up and do things behind the scenes like every other person in his position did. He’s just embarrassing himself [+23] u/stonetrade: The good ole if you don’t agree in 5 days I’ll give you 2 more weeks [+21] u/-IQ200: Losing money while the dollar depreciates. Speed running poverty. [+19] u/epyonxero: The new ceasefire is indefinite, he can taco every day now [+18] u/probably-ck: 🥭 used TACO. It was not very effective. [+18] u/Spy300: >IRAN'S PARLIAMENT SPEAKER GHALIBAF'S ADVISOR: TRUMP'S DECISION TO EXTEND THE CEASEFIRE MAKES NO SENSE. THE CEASEFIRE EXTENSION IS AN ATTEMPT TO BUY TIME FOR A SURPRISE ATTACK. Someone tell them the US is doing a stealth default [+17] u/jda823: Truth post at 409 so people can profit off worthless calls that trade til 415. Brilliant. Can't wait to hear about the guy who made $700M this time [+17] u/zestykite: ceasefire without opening the strait. does this even count? why did oil even dump on that news? [+17] u/Austerlitz19: It’s so funny that he’s literally done this like 5 weeks in a row at this point [+17] u/Burger_Gouger: Iran doesn’t buy it at all. “Trump’s ceasefire extension “means nothing”, says Mahdi Mohammadi, adviser to Iran’s parliament speaker. “The losing side cannot dictate terms. The continuation of the siege is no different from bombardment and must be met with a military response,” Mohammadi said in translated remarks in a social media post. “Moreover, Trump’s ceasefire extension is certainly a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike. The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.” Link https://aje.news/0v16yj?update=4511516 [+16] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Bullish on zero oil making it through and driving prices up. This definitely won’t have any negative side effects. [+15] u/Icommandyou: They don’t have a government who can negotiate, this was known like 50 days ago to anyone with one single brain cell [+15] u/seanws30: I thought Iran was begging for a deal? [+15] u/OrdinaryMix4013: amazing watching this orenge fuk crumble like a fuken regard [+15] u/HawkerHunter7: Doing absolutely nothing is the best thing to do in this crazy market [+15] u/zestykite: tariffs were the most blatant steal from the lower/middle class and give to the rich corporations in recent history. [+15] u/Bing_Sosa10: Eventually the market will react to reality of the energy crisis instead of 🥭 truth social posts. Bols are fucked [+14] u/SomePolack: USO to $140 tomorrow [+14] u/outoftownMD: Announces at 409 Eastern as usual. Spy closes options at 4:15 PM while the calls and the options of every other major index can’t be traded. Anyone who bought options between 4:09 PM and 4:15 PM banked enormously on that bump from 704 to 706. [+14] u/Independent_Drop4317: Come on Barron bro, I know you are in here bro. Just hook us up with the info 10 min before the news bro. Let’s win together bro [+14] u/reactzzzz: oil market just ignored that ceasefire extension lmao [+14] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: In a few weeks when the oil shortage actually hits is going to be crazy [+13] u/Comfortable733: Remember when the ceasefire extension was “very unlikely” yesterday? 🤡 [+13] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I really hate this orange fucktard [+13] u/niceguy897: At this point this is a fucking stalemate. We don't know when the strait will open. I don't think these extensions are bullish anymore. [+13] u/River_Sandhu: So this ceasefire is indefinite then? An infinite 🌮 [+13] u/nullzeroerror: US started a war they can’t finish. Fucking embarrassing 😂😂😂 [+13] u/zestykite: “Moreover, Trump’s ceasefire extension is certainly a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike. The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.” that sounds ominous. [+12] u/deevee12: Barely any drop in oil after that one 🌮 spammed the same move too many times and now the markets have priced in everything he says as bullshit [+12] u/OrangMiskin: Probably a good time to buy NFLX soon [+12] u/Pete26l96: I just discovered the reddit COO is being paid $100M a year in total compensantion, 50x more than the average COO in a company with $20B-$40B market cap Twice as much as Jensen Huang LOL [+12] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Tomorrow gonna be big big green day [+11] u/xeemyy: Future generations will dig this thread out and study the emojis like some ancient hieroglyphics 🥭🌮 [+11] u/abused-throwawayy: WHY CANT I ANNOUNCE AN EXTENSION OF MY FUCKING PUTS? [+11] u/call_me_pele: Ceasefire. Blow up boat with fucking warship. Ceasefire. [+11] u/IceCoughy: I love how this is the best sub to get current event updates from [+11] u/Gom_KBull: The last tankers that got through the gay of homouz before the stoppage made it to their ports yesterday. The chokehold on the global oil shortage began meaningfully tightening. [+11] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mango hits them with his handbag again. [+11] u/SomePolack: Remember that random day when Melani came out and said she wasn’t involved with big Jeff? We’re living through like 10x watergates every week [+11] u/dinglebarryb0nds: So it’s up to JD Vance to fly to the Middle East and create world peace TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT [+10] u/TheDJoser: Iran will now go on the offensive by blockading the Red Sea. [+10] u/roderik35: Tump is just DCAing the deadline. [+10] u/Muted-South4737: Today's 🌮 has less meat than anything from Taco Bell. [+10] u/Slow-Information-847: y'all, it is possible the cease file just keeps extending every 2 weeks like the tiktok, but the strait will remain closed for the rest of the year. [+10] u/Sad-Airman: First taco I've seen not take SPY green [+10] u/SilverVikingTT: Ceasefire extension by Trump means buying time for a surprise strike: Iranian official Trump’s ceasefire extension “means nothing”, says Mahdi Mohammadi, adviser to Iran’s parliament speaker. “The losing side cannot dictate terms. The continuation of the siege is no different from bombardment and must be met with a military response,” Mohammadi said in translated remarks in a social media post. “Moreover, Trump’s ceasefire extension is certainly a ploy to buy time for a surprise strike. The time for Iran to take the initiative has come.” [+10] u/El-Klotzo: But did Iran agree to it? It take two to TACO.. [+10] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Has Mexico ever built that wall yet? I heard they were paying for it [+9] u/Electronic_Band_949: No rush to open the strait. War canceled [+9] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: iran will invade US and canada anytime now [+9] u/Beagle001: Last week was easy mode. I want another green staircase. [+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Man my future grandkids are gonna have some bullshit history assignments [+9] u/02mg: Gahdamn, you bers never learn [+9] u/Numerous_Put4717: Ceasefire until the ballroom is complete [+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Let’s fucking go ASTS just got full commercial approval. Calls are gunna print so hard tomorrow [+9] u/Active_Finish2316: Does Iran know about this ceasefire? [+9] u/darkspherei: for someone who talks tough 🥭 really is the biggest pussy [+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: Tulsi out next. Whole cabinet going up in smoke, iran totally botched, back to epstein focus soon. Sooo ATH? [+9] u/sylphvanas: Bulls need to get cucked with at least a 1% red day [+9] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: If I’m not on a list yet I definitely will be if we don’t pump more this week [+9] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Why doesn't he just bring the troops home if he's just gonna serve TACOS everyday?* [+8] u/TheStrat: I bet Israel will start attacking so they can continue the war [+8] u/Unemployable1593: i don’t understand why people conflate ceasefire with war over it literally means they’re going to stop shooting during an ongoing war [+8] u/brute-forced: Pickled sphincter anyone? [+8] u/El-Klotzo: It's wearing off now tho [+8] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: It’s still always better to take profits too early than give it all back.. [+8] u/UsefulInvestigator60: RIP to beginner day traders today, it was the friends you made along the way [+8] u/Sad-Airman: I'm exhausted by the market anymore used to be fun [+8] u/Walking72: WSJ: WH aides excluding Trump from important military meetings due to his impatience [+8] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I mean honestly how is this above 700? Now it's blatantly clear this thing is going to be stretched out and oil prices are going to stay elevated for a long ass time. Won't this dumpster some industries, and thus stonk? [+8] u/deevee12: I DECLARE CEASEFIRE [+8] u/talaabo: America was embarrassed by Iran. He was ready to send the VP but Iran flat out reject any negotiations. [+8] u/SomePolack: NGL feel like the space sector pretty overvalued rn [+8] u/Sad-Airman: It's a good time to sell! [+8] u/All_FIREdUp: All I’m going to say is your wedding ring made of antler/meteorite/dinosaur/tungsten looks stupid and makes you look like you’re trying too hard to come across as manly God bless [+8] u/pmotiveforce: Damn I forgot today was Tuesday until fatso reminded me it was 🌮 Tuesday. [+8] u/Andromeda_0507: Yo how come everytime i sell it goes up [+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: No actually it’s not, this was the most predictable thing ever [+7] u/skychief99: The TACO shit is starting to lose its hot sauce. Soon enough nothing will move on his endless bullshit. [+7] u/Haikoe: 🥭 is gonna get a worse deal for sure. Somehow this is Husseins’ fault [+7] u/Walking72: Tariffs implemented last year by Trump raised goods prices by 3.1%. Those higher consumer prices were the result of retailers passing the cost of tariffs onto us. Without the price increases caused by the tariffs, inflation would have fallen below pre-pandemic trendlines, according to a new study by economists at the Federal Reserve. [+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Talks are great, amazing even, they’re the best talks we’ve ever had and I believe, I truly believe we will make peace with Iran. I’m the best negotiator there is, there’s no one like me and I’m telling you, no one is better than me. [+7] u/Zeppu: I think many have taken the idea of ​​not participating in the market until he leaves. It might feel like a vacation. [+7] u/AlGAdams: I heard Capital One was buying GPUs, so technically they are a sneaker company [+7] u/CoeurlCanyon: Shinkflation of the taco. Just ain't got the same bite anymore. [+7] u/PossibleLack835: I got pootz on USO and SPY IDGAF what happens, just need SOMETHING to happen by May 15 or I will be broke [+7] u/zestykite: did taco even give a date to how long the ceasefire will be extended? if not, its clearly a sign its time to rumble. [+7] u/Either_Way2133: This Taco been sitting around for a while [+7] u/Montyprice7206: Ceasefire extended until the next administration 🤌 [+7] u/SomePolack: Just buy USO and chill tf out [+7] u/EasySunday: We need someone to make a gif of Trump saying a ceasefire is unlikely with a date stamp of 8 this morning and then him saying there is an indefinite ceasefire 8 hours later. And then we can make 53 more for everyday of this conflict and have a cute montage of the best president the world has ever seen. [+7] u/Echochamberking: Art of the Taco Iran called his bluff [+7] u/gainsusmaximus: Next year, the day is April 7, we are declaring a 2 week ceasefire against civilization anhilaition to Cuba untill they hand over all of their plantains [+7] u/East-Detective6697: Iran doesn't need to sell oil for money now. They are simply betting on oil price rise on exchanges, they have billions in crypto for that [+7] u/Responsible_Risk5976: The Pakistani mediator has not yet been able to communicate with Araghchi or Qalibaf. Looks like IRGC has made Iranian govt folks who want ceasefire disappear. This is beyond fooked up with IRGC gone rogue Sauce : [https://x.com/MSAlmalik/status/2046685288181674495](https://x.com/MSAlmalik/status/2046685288181674495) [+7] u/Unfairerorb: So... iran didnt agree to this then [+7] u/Unfairerorb: Straight still closed, iran didnt agree to this ceasefire. Really nothing changee [+6] u/Jadedtrader33: Need new plays. The old meme stock basket hasn’t moved in months. Unprofitable longshot small caps with hype only. No real companies. 🫵🤡 I’m gambling not investing. [+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: This is their last last 'last chance', pinky promise! [+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: It’s wild to think that in a decade, the term “taco” will be printed in our history books and be tested on what it stands for. [+6] u/jda823: Concept of a deadline [+6] u/powerboner: ndx calls went from 25K to worthless in 15 min LMFAOOOOO [+6] u/edagiants: It takes two to Taco. [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Did you like how well timed his post was? [+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: We will we will TACO you, we will we will TACO you [+6] u/octopus_serenader: hey everybody! 🥭 is [reading bible passages](https://www.pureflix.com/america-reads-the-bible-register) on PureFlix at 6pm EST! puts on jesus! [+6] u/SlfImpr: At this point, I have almost forgotten how the stock market behaved under boring presidents... [+6] u/Bing_Sosa10: Buying long dated puts is the easiest play rn [+6] u/El-Klotzo: I wonder if his people sometimes get angry with him. Or second Hand embarrassed. [+6] u/SomePolack: Kash is drinking himself to death so yes [+6] u/SomePolack: This is the point when reality starts to break down Lines will continue to move to the right [+6] u/jekylczar: if only he cared about ending the war as much as he does building his idiotic ballroom [+6] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: Iran doesn't want to talk. They are just going to let the energy crisis do the work for them [+6] u/zuziannka: Just end the war man [+6] u/Malkovtheclown: Ironically trump was just talking about how he'd solve all past wars so fast. But basically just said hes just going to park equipment in the Strait and not fight anymore. So literally no plan to wrap up. I guess he should have looked up how Vietnam actually ended. This shit is going to drag on forever. Iran has no reason to negotiate as long as they are getting supported by China and Russia. [+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Market coping and propping until terrible earnings and guidance the next 2 quarters [+6] u/Fact-Resident: Make sure to buy UNH now guys. [+6] u/peacefulkayak: No positions right now but I still hate that 🌮 little bitch. [+6] u/ehwhynot-: Odds POET keeps the squeeze going with ceasefire extension? [+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Fine im full porting ASTS again after selling this morning [+5] u/landhwere: Bers: “Mom, I can’t pay you rent, he TACO’d again”. [+5] u/Erieztoys: Just need Asia and Europoors to pump up SPY to 610 by open. [+5] u/LiveInLayers: Im not sure why bulls are celebrating. Did I miss somthing? Can has only been kicked. [+5] u/zuziannka: Back to 710 tomorrow [+5] u/AMCorBUST2021: Sometimes I talk to my sock puppet.. Should I buy? It always answers yes. [+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: Imagine this: In another timeline, I studied nuclear engineering, joined the CCP army, got up at six every morning to do morning exercises, and dreamed of blowing up all of us capitalist lackeys who have degrees but are unemployed and stuck in basements speculating on stocks. [+5] u/yulzari: You see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you indefinite ceasefire a stranger in the ass [+5] u/Get_dat_money: I'm gunna need a second taco tweet in the Am to really get this pump going. [+5] u/GuusMosco: Haha no way we are in this circus for three more years, last month felt like 10 years [+5] u/Bichael-Murry: TACO TUESDAY EVERY TUESDAY AT THIS POINT FUCKING LOL [+5] u/scoh-chan: Is this Schrödinger's TACO? [+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: 🥭’s reverse market dump tweet at 3:30 pm was diabolical. [+5] u/jonneh: # 🌮 🌮🌮 Ceasefire extended! Happy Taco Tuesday everyone! 🌮🌮🌮 [+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: ok, so now that a taco was just served and the meeting still is cancelled, does this mean that the conflict will escalate by weekend? [+5] u/tristis_veritas: >Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them. -George Orwell >You would need to have a PhD from an elite institution to believe that inflation doesn't have something to do with money. -Paul Volcker [+5] u/GuusMosco: From: Back to the stone age!  To: So if you guys could, you know, just reach out to me please? Thanks guyssss pls open it xxx [+5] u/emperor_dinglenads: United Straits of America [+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: im gonna have to trussst the irranians on this one. makes zero sense for taco man to do this. lol what a fuking retard. [+5] u/Comfortable733: TACO HOLDS NO POWER 🤡🫵 [+5] u/Muted-South4737: I literally bet he'll say random positive bullshit to pump by open. I don't make the rules. [+5] u/jraiv420: It's that time of the week 🌮 [+5] u/Xzlk: New highs on ceasefire. Higher highs on talks to happen in a week. Higher than those highs leading up to the talks. 1% dip on cancelled talks. New highs on new ceasefire. If we can keep this up until 2032, my portfolio with be up 9760% and I can retire. [+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Reality is slowly beginning to set in Financial markets. SPY 100 Dollars is not a meme. [+5] u/zestykite: is avis making AI powered cars now ? [+5] u/Unique_username93_: So now Iran and taco are competing for who can control the market first [+5] u/Comfortable733: Reddits entire business model can be squashed if people would use adblockers [+5] u/jerome-yellen: SpaceX notes plans for orbital Ai data Centers, Moon and mars infrastructure involve unproven tech and may not be commercially viable: filing [+5] u/NoBuyers: Oil bears deserve everything they got. [+5] u/rcantu314: He really said “pamp it” [+5] u/sheep-pup: Bought puts on oil… did I fk up lol [+5] u/ButtcheekJones0: USO just has to go up by $9 before I break even (I have learned nothing) [+5] u/r0n224: It looks like the TACO market is reversing itself after people are realizing that the strait will still be closed because of no talks [+5] u/Competitive-Water944: What the fuck is going on [+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Sir, sir another 🌮 has hit the market [+5] u/Tropicalfisher: Mannn only up 0.3%. The 🌮 just doesn't hit like it used to [+5] u/Additional-Lychee654: I was promised BULL $12 3000 years ago [+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Barron was long on oil it seems. [+5] u/Haikoe: The only adult in the room, JPOW, is the only one who can still get us that peace deal. The only respectable person left in a high place in the US. [+5] u/zslszh: TACO Tuesday, it’s like clockwork [+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: My hole is severely stretched I need this war to end [+5] u/thewiggen: The straight got more closed [+5] u/get_da_maney: Lmao watch it zigzag 700-710 for the next three months [+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Iran called his bluff with seven duece offsuit?* [+5] u/PNWPlayZ: sold puts 15 mins before close. LOVE IT [+5] u/EpsteinDrive400: You are thinking of sea fires, which cannot be put out by water. Common mistake. [+5] u/100xOrBust: OPEN THE CASINO BACK UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! I need to change my positions [+5] u/BlazedRush: Extended blockade means the oil barrel price will keep going up, bulls had their last pump. 🐻🌈🐻 [+5] u/sck178: Whenever I feel like I understand what the market might do, the market is quick to remind me that actually, I'm a fucking dumbass [+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Umm... That's a pretty big Shrek cock on ASTS. What happened? [+5] u/Christiano97: ceasefire extension number 632 [+5] u/Haikoe: Well, this 🌮 was priced in, maybe the next 🌮 will cause a pump. Prolly not tho, as Iran holds all the cards and Israel already said thank you. No way to really 🌮 at this point [+5] u/tristis_veritas: Did anyone legitimately expect he wouldn't pussy out and taco again? [+5] u/BettyRedHerring: Stop the ride! I wanna get off! [+5] u/LossMax: I wish he tacod yesterday when I had 10k in calls [+5] u/Sick0h: Can someone pass me some milk? My tacos a bit spicy. [+5] u/swenau01: Oh good, I was starting to miss the weekly 🌮Tuesdays [+5] u/a_human_21: NFLX is garbage, who pays to watch best movies from 2005 lmao, they don't even have family guy [+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Pakistan and the US talking to each other and they call it peace talks🤣 [+5] u/old-cow666: Poots on ground won’t happen till midterms [+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: extending a ceasefire is an bilateral action. 🥭 cannot extend ceasefire without iranian approval since an ceasefire is signed and requires enforcement by two parties. 🥭 did this "ceasefire extension" unilaterally therefore puts. [+20] u/WayDry848: "The Trump administration is reportedly considering a bailout for the United Arab Emirates over economic losses sustained as a result of the U.S. war with Iran," per the New Republic. lol, lmao even [+19] u/twostroke1: Damn, just realized people on the west coast are prob still at work rn. Probably got their little headset on, on a teams call, listening to some beatoff talk about his little excel spreadsheet. I’d jump out the fuckin window. [+19] u/Soossaaaa: ever since covid the world is shit [+18] u/chibi78: Just read this on X “The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still less sensitive than a day trader who won’t accept when he's wrong.” [+14] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Everyday life that 99% of people are living makes me want to lose my mind, idk how people function in this society, we are all slaves. [+14] u/jeanx22: Ceasefire between US and Pakistan [+14] u/wanderingtofu: "In the first response from Iran to the cease-fire extension announcement, an adviser to Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the influential the speaker of the Iranian Parliament, dismissed it. “The extension of the cease-fire by Donald Trump has no meaning. The losing side cannot set the terms,” Mahdi Mohammadi wrote in a social media post. He equated the U.S. naval blockade with bombing." - 57 mins ago NT Times. [+13] u/itslikewoow: > I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able Bullish apparently [+12] u/Odd-Block-2998: Earned $249 from scalping OTM strangles. Considered today a win. Still $40,000 down. [+11] u/bunnibly: That suspicious pump on SPY up until auto-sells at 3:30 is just enough for me to stop day trading. [+11] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Everything should just go down 99% tomorrow and we can just start from scratch. Also make it fucking illegal to have someone over the age of 60 to be president. [+10] u/twenty_three_three: Indefinite Ceasefire, but strait is 100% closed and Iran is talking about military actions. [+10] u/abroadbroadband: A peace offering to the Reddit admins, please no more bans: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊ [+10] u/wanderingtofu: It's Wednesday 2:30AM IRAN time, they are sleeping and don't read TACO tweets. The original ceasefire deal ends in in 5 hours. Strait still blocked by Mango. Iran says that's an act of War. Iran didn't agree to anything, Pakistan speaking for Iran isn't Iran. [+10] u/gm92845: If Trump farts in the right direction markets will be green tomorrow. [+10] u/Civil_Building_9650: Damn does Iran even know the ceasefires extended lmao they’re parading missiles in Tehran rn [+9] u/haniyarae: Iran thinking surprise attack is coming [+9] u/unanymous2288: I saw that Iran leaders denied to see Vance in Pakistan [+9] u/Hopeful_Sounds: Believe it or not, ATH [+9] u/horseisahorse: It's kind of funny that we're still above 700 in spite of all of this bullshit [+9] u/PimpCforlife: Oil green again lmao [+9] u/Informal-Composer226: Waiting for the car subreddit with 30k bagholders [+8] u/abroadbroadband: I would now like to post all of the comments I wanted to post during my 3 day ban. Please, take a seat _Chapter 1:_ [+8] u/Hot_Sacks: 🥭 loves trolling bers [+8] u/Current_Animator7546: We joke a lot on here. Love it all. They have got to focus on getting the Strait open. Everything else really needs to be secondary. We’re now approaching the 8 week market and oil flows are declining. About to have a full blown crisis. [+8] u/UntilTheCowsComeHome: Regardless of what happens at this point, the damage is done. 20% of the worlds oil has been cutoff for almost a month. All that backed up oil isn't going to magically transport itself to refineries and instantly be refined. Gas prices aren't coming down anytime soon. Recent earnings were bolstered by 60/barrel oil. Costs are going up and profits/earnings are going down for at least a quarter or two. [+8] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Downvote for chicken, upvote for beef tacos 👇 [+8] u/ziggyho: Man where are the circle jerk bulls at? [+7] u/FinishWarm1746: Ceasefire extended. Calls. Ready to lose more money [+7] u/ddrsdght: Hear me out. I have 100k saved but think my wife can be a top ten OF model mostly with gangbang content. We have about 5k a month fixed expenses. Can we realistically live off her OF content if we factor in ACA? Also live in a MCOL area and she has nice knockers. [+7] u/akunisg: will you get mad if i tell you the market has decoupled from war? [+7] u/External_Counter378: I got totally robbed by the insiders yesterday. May need to sit out the rest of this administration. [+7] u/svpa3991: Indefinite ceasefire but the next taco news will still somehow fall on a Tuesday lmao [+7] u/Retaining-Wall: Hope my workout makes me feel better. Usually does. I just need to shake myself off and I'll edge my way back up. This is my most major port blow-up and it isn't fun. I'm over the initial sting but still getting waves of agony. I'm lucky it was 80% house money I lost. Baby's first **guh!** I guess. [+7] u/Felix_Aterni: I lost everything I made this week in one day. I think I‘m doing everything right [+7] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: So, Iran just owns the strait at this point and it’s closed. I’m afraid to look at oil and I have the feeling it’ll a be high as all hell [+7] u/EnginrA: Just shot yet another hot load [+7] u/AdOk3638: Tacoman surrendering is the last thing bers want to happen. LMAO🤌 [+7] u/interstellara_: it always was, we were just first graders who accepted cold pizza toppings on a soggy cracker [+6] u/Brawmethius: Extended ceasefire indefinitely at the request of an uninvolved party. Lmao Iran called his bluff "Iran? No Uran." Tactical retreat as threating to war crime them didnt work. Economic blockade or ground invasion the last screws dor capitulation left. They dont believe he will or the millitary will obey war criming. Israel for sure not stopping until they have southern lebanon, they've wanted it for decades. So mid term horizon is uncertainty, best outcome is economic pain on Iran forces capitulation. Worst case is boots on the ground. And this is why spy will be over 9000 by friday [+6] u/EyeSea7923: Thanks Joe! I could have been discussing my identity and trauma this week, instead, 🌮 [+6] u/wattap: Has anyone tried a lunchable in the last few years? Dog food level quality [+6] u/PablosCocaineHippo: My thoughts and prayers for all couches in Pakistan actually worked praise be to Allah and Jesus from the big lebowski [+6] u/Liquoricezoku: Praise Allah, you fucking bastards! [+6] u/J_da_CPA: CAR was the moass all along [+6] u/InfectedClit: I sold a picture of my wife’s stink star for 0dtes. Problem is I don’t have a wife and it was my stink star [+6] u/Anxious-Pear4200: Run by pedophiles and addicted idiots. 2026 will be great for the market. Edit: BULLISH! [+6] u/Jesoo_: wow, having bought ASTS call on that big dip now really looks like a good fucking deal. [+6] u/Frampton: FCC granted full commercial approval for 248 sats [+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Cramer tweeted about CAR. Rip [+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: market TOP with the $CAR SHORT SQUEEZE [+6] u/NeuroLeak: Happy 🥭🌮 Tuesday for those who celebrate! Enjoy this celebratory meal [https://www.melskitchencafe.com/chili-lime-tacos-with-mango-salsa-grilled-or-pressure-cooker/](https://www.melskitchencafe.com/chili-lime-tacos-with-mango-salsa-grilled-or-pressure-cooker/) [+6] u/gamayogi: The war and oil situation is ridiculous, and trying to make any short to medium term plays feels like a crapshoot. The only way forward I can see is very long term(too poor for that) or very short term. So still cash gang, 0-7dte, pure vibes trading. Don't put all my eggs in one basket and as soon as I get 30-90 percent gains, sell. Never hold positions overnight or weekend unless it's a really solid play. If it's looking shaky, and losing fast, close out, try again tomorrow. Yesterday I put all my eggs in one basket and didn't follow my own rules, lost 30+ percent. Today I stuck to the rules, gained 15%. [+6] u/4dolarmeme: Why would anyone hop in at the top? You're a bagholder. [+6] u/i-Vison: Avis squeeze is crazy [+6] u/interstellara_: iran: funny u should say that [+5] u/interstellara_: i use lmao far too often for someone who doesn't laugh their ass off [+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Fck I took too much adderal at open [+5] u/Bromoblue: This war is going to go on for a lot longer. Iran has no reason to trust anything Trump says, in this current era the only way to ensure people don't fuck with you is to have Nukes which would be political suicide if Trump allowed that. AND YET OIL FUTURES ARE STILL NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. The small gain today is nowhere near what logic says it should be. Stop fucking up my bad decision to buy USO while it was high [+5] u/booose6: Yes SPY thats the right direction. Now blast off to 715 thx [+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Why don't I have more calls fukkkkkk [+5] u/SherbertOk2563: Bears tried. But it seems tomorrow we push for new ATHs again... [+5] u/shark0903: I love Taco Tuesdays [+5] u/XorAndNot: Is it too much to ask achr @ 7 after their earnings? [+5] u/ir1shman: Hope everyone made sure to sell at the top. You were given two weeks notice! lol time to prepare to buy for the next TACO round! [+5] u/shinigami_2245: Whatever I didn’t want my calls to print anyways [+5] u/Dragonlvr420: > I have calls but idk this looks kinda dumpy, I’m an idiot though I posted this comment at 10:45 this morning at the top, got a bunch of downvotes, sold my calls and got into puts and 30 minutes later drill team 6 clocked in. This never happens to me 😭 lol [+5] u/SargeMaximus: Assuming this ceasefire holds, i plan to buy the oil shares I sold today back for less tomorrow [+5] u/A10cc: Wonder what fruit salad man is gonna pull out of his ass this time [+5] u/TropicalOinkment: CEO of GLD needs to get fired [+5] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: "I'm gonna blow them up": CALLS "ceasefire, actually, Ayatollah is my friend": CALLS "take the fn deal or you'll become a parking lot": CALLS (HOLY SHIT) "peace achieved, no more wars, no nukes for Iran. TYFYATTM": PUTS (HOLY SHIT) "Greenland, what's good?": CALLS!!!!! [+5] u/Far_Addition1210: Ive said it earlier, this war is not getting reconciled until the markets dump, and then Trumpy will have to do something. [+5] u/EnginrA: I just shot another hot load [+5] u/Boheed: If you get an insider text about what to buy, please share with the class [+5] u/Different-Put-4486: ASTS. Big news AF! 🚀 [+5] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Does JD Vance get refund on his flight tickets? [+5] u/alphawafflejack: *literally everybody making generational gains buying stocks that everybody is saying to buy* 🌈🐻: “there’s no winning, nothing is working, I give up.” [+5] u/Character_Set3454: Hey guys a weird thing happened today, spy had a really dark shade of green I'mve never seen before. I don't know why that is.    I checked the color settings on my phone, can anyone tell me if maybe my phone's graphics card is burning out? [+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Hahahaha. WTF is going on? This 🌮 flip flopping is insane. [+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Totally based ✅ and tacopilled ✅ [+5] u/pysapien: So no taco tuesday!? Taco wednesday maybe… inshallah [+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: I started off the year with 13k I turned it to 50k I thought I was saved. Even if I graduated next year without a job I had some money. Lost every fucking dollar of profit and I’m back to 13k. I’m likely not going to be able to find a job after I graduate next year. It’s over. I’m a fucking dead man walking just take me already I’m done [+24] u/ProudPeak3570: the strait of hormuz is gonna be the hardest topic in AP history [+20] u/2AMTrader: Holy shit, Iran didn’t even want to talk and he still taco’s? What a pus pus [+14] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Alright I’ve now spent two days here and I can safely say that DC sucks, it’s boring as shit, and the food is mid. It’s barely a city ffs. It’s like a lesser version of queens with substantially worse cuisine. And it’s filled with politicians. Just the worst. [+13] u/Q-X-Q: CNN: "An adviser to Iran’s parliament speaker has dismissed US President Donald Trump’s announcement of a [ceasefire extension](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/21/world/live-news/iran-war-us-trump-israel#cmo928zjz00003b6udi871y4n), saying it “means nothing” and that Tehran should respond militarily." [+12] u/whomakesthetendies: Rip bulls and US credibility [+12] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Sometimes I have these rare moments of lucidity, where I snap out of the insane zeitgeist we currently live in and truly take in the absurdity of it all and like... the constant TACOs, US policy being presented on truth social, all the AI nonsense, the Homuz market fugue state, it's genuinely so unfathomable to me that I can't help but just sit here and laugh... Sigh...calls it is then...and puts on my mental faculties [+12] u/maximuminimum: **Islamabad** should just move the **“i”** from the *front to the back* and become **SlamABadi** Everyone gonna get on a plane real quick to come slam-a-baddie 🥵 [+11] u/Jaysler87: I’m ready for MSFT and MU to take off tomorrow 🚀 [+10] u/SoothingWafer: Once again, taken from us too soon: RIP Joe Rogan [+10] u/OGWFORLIFE: I promise you this war will last the rest of the year. I fucking promise. [+10] u/Starkfault: Remember that weird kid in school who ate lunch alone and smelled bad? Well he grew up and became a Reddit Mod [+9] u/Noble_Bastard: Another 🌮 Tuesday. Can't make this shit up. [+9] u/Bread_Slight: guys pizza hut got a $3 personal pizza deal on tuesdays only, may have to start hanging behind their dumpster [+9] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I have nothing left to live for [+9] u/piszczel: What's funnier is that Iran rejects it [+8] u/NlNJANEER: Iran really thought they had 🥭 by the balls. Jokes on them, 🌮 don’t have balls. They should have tried to grab him by the lips instead. [+8] u/brondoplantscraveit: This reminds me of Covid when governments began shutting down and everyone joked that market didn’t care. It went up for two weeks until it suddenly cared. This Iran situation is approaching the two week mark and the market is going to just randomly start caring one day. [+8] u/whydouhatemecablegod: Iran won and China is already moving in the south china sea... +2% tomorrow [+8] u/MixFit5225: Kept losing money buying puts so I switched to calls so I can continue losing money. [+8] u/Starkfault: $CAR lossporn is going to be amazing when the inevitable happens [+7] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Trump's key to a bull market: - Wait for the market to stall out - Announce something terrible you are planning to do - Institute the terrible thing - Allow prices to drop for a few days while you just pile on bad news after bad news - Announce that you are considering postponing the bad news - Allow the price to pump while you continue to stall on reversing the terrible thing - The market reaches new ATHs while the terrible thing continues to happen - Profit? [+7] u/Fun-Choices: Motherfucker keeps pausing and pausing the game. Shouldn’t be allowed in ranked matches like this. [+7] u/PinealTone: Imagine your ex keeps saying on X.. I will blockade you for 2 weeks if you dont come back to me.. 2 weeks later.. I extend this dateline indefinitely.. And all you were doing is playing league or dota 2.. barely even opening X. [+7] u/Napster-mp3: Added $200k/year income to myself and got a hot blonde’s number on my walk today. Good day [+7] u/No_Cod972: I think we all might want to manage our expectations for the next 72 hours. With that said, calls. [+7] u/vodkasniffer: Iranian in LA – check out my BMW. Iranian in Tehran – check out my ballistic missile. [+7] u/mrgr33n420: What kinda psyco biff timeline are we on. The crazy keeps getting crazier. Calls it is but why tho? [+6] u/Starkfault: Stocks would have been green today if Tim 🍎 worked until he dies like a normal American [+6] u/Unhedged-Fund: next, the ultimate taco : end of the blockade [+6] u/AphexPin: I know blind people more forward looking than this market [+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Happy times… ceasefire is indefinite 🚀🚀🚀 [+6] u/Low_Plastic363: Oil, helium, and fertilizer not getting out is indefinite. I'm bol, but I'm very nervous that reality is about to shit on "ability to look past the war." [+6] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Iran hasn’t agreed to the ceasefire… [+6] u/skymagic: people who think this is like the tariff situation last year is the funniest thing about all of this 🤣 [+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Everyone here needs to join the military. I say everyone cause some of you are too dumb to go beyond infantry while others are a little more intelligent. Then post all the insider info here so we can get rich on SPY and Oil. [+6] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Smells of desperation [+6] u/_pout_: An infinite ceasefire. That's called ending the war. Doesn't even have the balls to call it. [+6] u/OptionGamble: Yeah, why are miserable people miserable? [+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: Got a single put at open. SPY pumped, sold it at a loss after holding one hour. Would have been a 4x. It was just a single contract so whatever, but still feelsbdadman. [+6] u/Lurk_Maximus: That's not a 🌮, it's a wrap [+6] u/OkTax379: We are going up tmw -sex panther [+6] u/bluen: I genuinely don't think cursor is worth 60 billion [+6] u/fuzzywuzzy123: Staying 100% cash gang overnight has been the best switch in habits I've ever made. I sleep so soundly and can shitpost to my heart's content. [+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i caught a 10 share ride to -$250 today [+6] u/ScarletHarpy93: Because if they wanted to break the blockade they would have done it already to strengthen their negotiation position. They can't, so it's a bluff, which means couch fucker is going back to Pakistan tomorrow. [+6] u/poffa-: AMD puts are free money now right?? [+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: How long do you all think the strait can remain closed before oil prices actually catch up with reality? I can't imagine oil still being under 110 in 4 weeks, 6 weeks tops. [+6] u/syedhuda: buls about to get smite down from the heavens as quick as this ceasefire finishes [+6] u/MarginCuck: MSFT was the obvious move when redditors started comparing it to intel and I started seeing posts about Microsoft going bankrupt because normies call it Microslop [+5] u/Agitated-Ad-3995: I am, once again, a fake meat bag holder [+5] u/DeezCodeNutz: SPY is fake & ghey [+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You’re not though you just narrate [+5] u/KurtArturII: Because they don't want to feel like they're the only ones losing money. You need a bigger fool to feel better about yourself. [+5] u/31andnotdone: I'm currently just a mom cheering at a boys volleyball game, but as soon as I get home bulls gonna hear how dumb they are. [+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: CAR pumped 17% today and puts went UP in value for June lmao [+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: jpow told us higher for longer (that was for oil, stocks and crypto) [+5] u/Nomynametoday: its my fault for not realizing that today is 🌮 tuesday [+5] u/whitehypeman: Knew the taco was coming, didn't even check my phone until now [+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: Believe it or not, talking sh1t about Israel [+5] u/AdExtension3875: How is it that no degenarate here caught the ride on CAR [+5] u/OrangeSlicer: *Here in my CAR* *I feel safest of all* *I can lock all my doors* *It's the only way to live in CARS* [+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: Are Tesla drivers becoming the New BMW drivers for being a fucking asshole on the road.? [+5] u/pmssa19: Lets go 🥭 i need my uso puts to print [+5] u/Proton404x: ALL THIS BULLSHIT MANIPULATION AND ITS FLAT. They’re the ones robbing us. Not even blindly [+5] u/Bam2458: Should’ve known as it was tanking into close that the artificial taco pump was coming after hours. [+5] u/Electronic_Train_775: Believe it or not, puts. Last time, ceasefire equalled calls and market won’t reward predictability. [+5] u/Urzuck: Not for long, in May many countries will face serious problems, some of them like philippines already are. [+5] u/LevelSatisfaction838: He TACO’d early this time. Looks weak and pathetic, you lost the war Don! [+5] u/starentbrett: I still chuckle that 🥭 called him Tim 🍏 [+5] u/Commercial-District1: I was down 10k before market close, came back a couple min later up 2k … unexpected but welcome [+5] u/WocketWaccoon: 🌮 Tuesday is not a meme [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: looking forward to the straight opening again at 9:30 am tomorrow [+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I love how relaxed I am not holding 2.5k in SPY puts (sold for profit, I was down 30% multiple times). fuck this regarded market [+5] u/nateyp123: Continue to fail.. day after day.. fail after fail… and I’m still here [+15] u/jroache: OH GOD DAMN IT MY FUCKING USO CALLS ARE FUCKED. FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK FUUUUUUCKKKK FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [+14] u/hallett21: Wait. Let’s hear him out [+12] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: Holy shit this guy really doesn't know how to stop lying. How can the market have bought his BS for the last month? [+12] u/peterpeer9: Apple just invented not replacing your CEO with an indian guy what will they think of next [+12] u/Middle_Heat_8985: Every day of stalemate in the war, the world forfeits another 12MM Bbls of oil production. The reserves are running out. Oil shortages are finally truly catching up to us. Reality is coming now to slap everyone in the face. Starting now in Asia, soon in Europe, and the "battle for the barrel" will too draw down US oil/ product inventories lifting price (without an export ban). The silly bulls here don't realize the catastrophic effects of this war. There is a big recession coming. Oil long. [+11] u/ayashifx55: No cease fire = down -0.3% , possible cease fire +10% , extend cease fire = +0.3% , like what the fuck [+11] u/illz757: How do we square the fact that paper oil and actual oil barrels commodity price delta is like 50$ - I mean at some point we have to face the music right? RIGHT? *RIGHT*? [+11] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Remember that dumb fuck analyst who went to the Strait of Hormuz to see if it was open in real time? It hasn't mattered a single day since he went there. Stocks only go up, dude. Literally nothing matters. [+11] u/cryptopolymath: 🥭: “If there's no deal, the bombs will drop, and Iran will be blown to bits." Iran: "I'm not coming to the table." 🥭: "The ceasefire has been extended indefinitely." 🌮 [+10] u/chikenbeer: According to claude 97% of you are bots. Me too, I am a bot. [+10] u/Feedthemcake: This is a preemptive fuck you to every politician who will want to ban all this shady market manipulation in 2028 but is entirely fucking silent right now. [+10] u/jeffynihao: I'm actually getting so tilted. I knew I should've sold the dip at close. Fking puts killed by a fakeass ceasefire [+9] u/AlCapitaan: I don't care what's happening to the markets and oil. We need to send Israel a gazillion dollars pronto [+8] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bers mass downvoting [+8] u/FullCopy: The Pakistanis will have to cancel the coffee and bagels from Panera very soon. [+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The TACO’ing is getting really bad, this war is a joke [+8] u/polodolo98: Bulls celebrating this move is hilarious [+8] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Honestly Im not even sure the market cares about the war anymore [+7] u/Throwmeaway50472: You would think the algos would realize that the retard in chief is lying by now [+7] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Such a crack head market lol [+7] u/CorndogSummer: Upload some pics and we’ll advise [+7] u/peterpeer9: Imma open up a black version of Five Guys & call it "A Few Niggas" [+7] u/Special-Age6210: I have opened a short position on $CAR Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+7] u/mcflinty_1: Will we see the 6’s tomorrow 🤔 [+7] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: Good thing this bull market hasn't hit 13 years old yet. Don't want 🥭 losing interest in it, you know? [+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: This cream corn tastes like cream crap [+6] u/ContributeAVerse: At least you didn’t lose $200k on AMC today [+6] u/floo82: TSLA goes up on *bad* earnings. Every time. You don't want good earnings, that makes it tank [+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Israel disclosed today that its GDP per capita has jumped to the 15th spot in the world. Someone has benefited greatly from this administration. Bill Ackman. [+6] u/DiarrheaFartLover: I get no respect, jeez. My wife is so fat that she goes to a restaurant and looks at the menu and says, “Okay.” [+6] u/Klutzy_Display6531: Calls for gap up tomorrow [+5] u/callmeladygrey: As a long term POET bag holder I am very happy to see it finally flying. It’s a shame it’ll find a reason to be back in the 4s before I sell. [+5] u/jreddit712: sold all my puts (spy & tsla) right before close, thank fuck I did that lmao [+5] u/Tuanie1savagee: Hitler should've.... Nvm [+5] u/callsfordays: I hope Elon pulls a rabbit out of his ass for earnings [+5] u/Possible-Material693: Puts on Joe Terranovas job at cnbc. He just said raw dogging [+5] u/csekseni1: Does anyone know how to reliably track retail sentiment. I want to inverse it, and sometimes just scrolling through this chat doesn’t give me what I’m looking for. [+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Tsla gonna have its 8th shitty quarter in a row and go up 10% [+18] u/sailortyx56: UAE went from investing $1.5T in America to needing a bailout in 6 months. lol. [+14] u/RockasaurusRex: "If Iran doesn't make a deal we'll obliterate them!" \*Iran doesn't make a deal\* "Ok fine, two more weeks." Wow, what a negotiator... [+12] u/DefiantDelta: “U.S. Treasury projected to buy back $15 Billion of their own debt this week, equaling the largest Treasury buyback in history” “US API Crude Oil Stock Change Actual -4.47M (Forecast -1M, Previous 6.1M)” there’s alarm bells blaring all around us but bulls are legally deaf [+12] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: Im soooo fucking tired of this fake ass shit always goong up [+10] u/avdvetf: RH is not robinhood you poors, its restoration hardware [+9] u/kodaksdad2020: Semis just going to gap up another 2% lmao [+9] u/OK_Computer10101: Imagine being poor and a 🥭supporter, it’s the equivalent of letting someone go in dry, you might not cry now but you will later … innit? [+9] u/VeryMercurial: Wall Street is just pumping this shit so they can secure bigger profits when shit really does hit the fan. If it doesn’t hit the fan, then they just pump even more and take profits later. It’s how it’s always been. [+9] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Fox News- WH sources say the extended ceasefire will be short. Wants them to think about it. [+9] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: Red, black, black, black, black, red, black, black, red, red, red, black, red, black, black, red, red [+8] u/Star_Lord924: Please. Please let SPY open around 710/711 tomorrow. And then go fucking higher to 715 [+8] u/SquidKid47: Sent my tax stuff to my accountant. I'm sure he'll lose his shit over how much I had in capital losses this year Did I mention my dad is my accountant? 🙃 [+8] u/barkwoofgrrr: Extending the energy crisis is bullish [+8] u/VeryMercurial: This whole fiasco just reminded me of “100 deals in 100 days” last year LMAO. Did we even get 10? 😂 [+8] u/SocraticGoats: I wonder how many more days in a row I will say CAR is free money, people will tell me I'm wrong, and it will go up another 25% [+7] u/Street-Badger: So at this point Iran has the upper hand in that physical oil is going to go parabolic ahead of midterms.  So remaining options are:  massive military escalation, unresolved energy crisis, or cave to all of Iran’s demands and be humbled in front of the entire world.  Art of the deal. [+7] u/Plappedudel: US keeping Israel in check? When has that ever happened? [+7] u/CEO-of-SOXL: The actual casino makes more sense than the stock market. [+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: To all the retards buying the top right now enjoy them bags by EOW. [+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: Why has no one posted CAR gains? [+7] u/AsgardWarship: The deal should be Iran can keep their HEU but has to allow American businesses in like KFC, McD, SBUX, etc You cannot bomb people into submission. You have to target their hearts. It is kind of like how Kuwait was a normal country but after the Gulf War they got hooked on American fast food and have an obesity rate just as high at the US now. Send in Colonel Sanders, Captain Crunch, and General Tso to finish the job in Iran [+7] u/xeuropa: RDDT app still sucks, user growth slowing, and we’ll never forgive the emoji purge [+7] u/spectra444: 715 tomorrow would be glorious. (JD please get on the plane and make a deal 😭) [+7] u/VeryMercurial: 🌮 saw the EOD dump that happened cause of the upcoming “deadline” and said “ah shit nvm we’ll extend the ceasefire”. Like fucking clockwork [+6] u/Individual_Error_428: This Robinhood ticket is harder to win than a 0dte which shows you that both are rigged [+6] u/MrNo_Balls: why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about car??? like a month ago [+6] u/OK_Computer10101: I just shit my pants in Cleveland [+6] u/Coley44: TACO as always but now the world is beginning to realise it's too late and that the global supply of oil is fucked for probably the next 14-16 months lmfao man [+6] u/Alarmed_Schedule_344: no mo bets lost everything ❌ [+6] u/Batcraft10: So the og ceasefire ends in 2 minutes… any chance anything happens? [+6] u/kal14144: This is a shitty flavor of Taco [+6] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Later BYND open will pump [+6] u/tnguyen5057: Good news = stocks go up Bad news = stocks go up No news = stocks go up [+6] u/cashflow_: From the desk of cashflow Airbnb reservation is over tomorrow and have no clue where I’m going lol This has been an official cashflow update [+5] u/bigredhawkeye: AMD supremacy league [+5] u/dqdg: So an analyst just reported that they/they/she/her/them/it, maintains Outperform on a stock I follow, and dropped the price 1.00 dollar or 0.006%. I want that job. [+5] u/Adrian12094: the power of the taco is no more [+5] u/aqjingson: Money flow money crash, be like money [+5] u/derprondo: So he taco'd the taco that taco'd the taco's taco? I don't even know how many layers deep we are from base reality at this point, but all I know is that *we have to go deeper*. [+5] u/KeyReaction892: Down voted immediately for suggesting Iran knows how to manipulate the market given they have made memes that mention wsb. Clearly bots …. [+5] u/ShellfishJelloFarts: Wait til Saudi Arabia falls [+5] u/wdwentz93: Subaru drivers use red lights as a break to piss their pants, market data suggests [+5] u/aa73gc: I miss bridge and power plant day [+5] u/ecoburner87: This is starting to feel really sick and twisted at this point, we need to get out of that region of the world, this all needs to end now [+5] u/Severe-Bet-8364: No time for 🌮 he's a pathetic looser [+5] u/oldsguy65: He's really not doing much to get people to stop talking about Taco Tuesday, is he? [+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Someone give me a play to turn $3.50 into a Bugatti tomorrow [+14] u/_dCkO: jd put on his good mascara for nothin [+11] u/Waiting4Reccession: >SpaceX says unproven AI space data centers may not be commercially viable, filing shows But I thought everything's better in space? [+11] u/zjz: So I made the whole new visualmod LLM bot like some people wanted but I'm not sure how to introduce it on reddit since people tend to spam it a lot and bother the shit out of others. What do? How do you think we should use it? I tried having it only be allowed to respond to replies to its own top-level comments like banbets outcome comments the other day. Let it rip? Daily containment thread? Can only reply to its own comments? Also, "fuck off, no AI bot" is a valid response, I suppose it'd live solely in our discord as it works well there. [+11] u/No_Skirt_4689: Bers hate this one trick (that just so happens to occur on 95% of trading days) [+11] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Oh are we pretending futes matters tonight? That’s cute [+10] u/cryptohorn: Mets are getting booed at home lmfaoooo [+10] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: There are 3 certainties in life: 1. Death. 2. Taxes. 3. TACO. [+10] u/No_Stand5622: TACO Tuesday should be a national holiday [+9] u/zjz: vm what's the options chain for SPY look like. what do we gamble on tomorrow [+8] u/Pale-Fox8199: We pumping tomorrow? [+8] u/eskhalaf: 720 incoming with that ceasefire news [+8] u/WailingWarbler: My plan's to continue to fuck myself with my own incompetence just like god intended [+8] u/XX_AppleSauce: Now that the market doesn’t react it’s time to wrap this up and move on. [+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: Mad ass bears downvoting everything thinking that will bring down SPY tmr lmao [+8] u/Iscratchmybutt: corn is easy money at this point. averaging up [+8] u/DesticularDorsion: The "good info" is that the strait is still shut. The rest is rhetoric for political theater and insider trading. "Good info" is being ignored by the market so it's irrelevant. [+7] u/SubstantialAffect835: I have to continue to short CAR, however long it takes. [+6] u/PckMan: Believe it or not, calls [+6] u/Ozqi: I’m literally shaking I won the fucking tickets oh my god [+6] u/WantonCateran: Theta is like the pinhole in the zip lock baggie they give you when you buy a goldfish.  You get home and all you got is a dead fish and wet pants in the crotch area. Feels bad. [+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: #SU BAE destroying shorts [+6] u/tbiol: The Trump Escape Room. I mean this seems like a great business opportunity [+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: 8am tomorrow: 🥭: Iran wants to talk! SPY+2% [+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: TSLA earnings tomo #LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [+6] u/Bustincherry: US Crude inventories are being drawn so mango only has a few more tacos before shit hits the fan [+6] u/CashExcellent2654: # IM FARTING A LOT TONIGHT LOL [+6] u/nyse25: When she doesn't respond to you but she's posting IG stories 😹🔫 [+6] u/kemar7856: Wtf mango you said no more extensions [+6] u/uncsucks: Gonna dump tomorrow (Usually around 0730, after my Celsius and covfeve hits) [+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Imagine trusting Pakistan to help us make a deal where we trust Iran [+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: They say in thirty years a burger & fries could cost $16, a vacation $12,500, and a basic car $65,000. No problem. You'll eat in. You won't drive. And you won't go anywhere. 1996 [+5] u/Slabbed1738: Pumps for talks. Pumps for straight opening. [+5] u/Super-Activity-4675: recommendation from a fellow Clevelander... we do have toilets. [+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Imagine believing anything that guy says... [+5] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: You aren’t doing it wrong if you don’t know what you’re doing [+14] u/Strangerdanger8812: What the fuck did I just walk into? [+13] u/OdynSon: some poor bastard in india working overtime answering all VMs questions [+8] u/blemdemman: retard power hour rn [+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Lmfao I open the thread and it’s just filled with the Reddit equivalent of “Grok is this true?” [+7] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Wow, this seems to have destroyed this thread [+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: I think the vm is just a bunch of indian guys doing their worst [+7] u/Mathguy200: I WANT AAPL $300 YOU FUCKING FUCKS GIVE IT AND GET IT [+7] u/CigInside: I had a rash on my testicles.I went to see a woman doctor, and she was holding my testicles. She said, You’ve got to stop Masturbating." I said why? She said because I'm trying to examine you. [+7] u/fartpooppee420: this market makes no sense, so i decided to invest in poop. that's right, poop. i'm going to start buying peoples shit off of craigslist. i will store it in 55 gallon drums in the woods behind my property. on the off chance poop becomes an economic instrument in the future, i will be well ahead of the pack. [+6] u/burrowed_greentext: remember that dude on marketwatch who posted shit like "100% chance of a recession in the next 12 months" for 10 years straight [+6] u/LasyKuuga: Yall nerds enjoy VM as much as you can for now lol. Mods are defo removing or limiting what he’ll reply to [+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Im gonna need to see some pics before I can give any meaningful advice [+6] u/Ceyenne18: senile old bastard is starting to talk to himself again [+6] u/SuperNewk: How is Iran the first country to figure out economic warfare hits USA hard? They are going to try and take Europe into a recession [+6] u/vermilli21: Pretty sure last time VM was in this thread, SPY was red the next day [+6] u/mayorolivia: Imagine thinking the cease fire wasn’t being extended [+5] u/Status-Net2947: If you love AMD at 300 … you will love it at 600 [+5] u/AideApprehensive7441: I suppose it’s better than the alternative but it doesn’t seem like ongoing closure of the strait is bullish [+5] u/Bigamungus: Chat he’s hormuz posting again [+5] u/f0xinaround: Why's everyone fucking with VM? [+5] u/AekorOne: Lime cucumber gatorade is really good [+5] u/sanmar2225: 30 years you mean 30 days [+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: ROFL bers. Nikkei is racing towards 60k! [+5] u/kex06: Everyone bearish on rddt maybe time to buy [+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Christ new mod is just roasting everyone First time I've *knowingly* interacted with a chat bot, now I know why old people are so obsessed [+5] u/LasyKuuga: AI haters I get it now 😊 [+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: 10% of oil and a bunch of LNG, ferilizers have been chocked for nearly 2 months now and looks like there’s no opening any time soon! [+5] u/Main_Ad3943: Wouldn't it be something if Iran didn't respond to the taco and then just started bombing things again after the original ceasefire end time [+12] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: What in the fuck. I dont log on for 3 hours to watch love on the spectrum and bang and come back to everyone sucking off VM [+10] u/Alternative-Set3147: What did they do to my boy WSB [+8] u/shower_optional: vm, tell your owner to start a new subreddit and run your shit auto reply tek through it. if i wanted to see 1000 people ask chatgpt a question...nah i'd shoot myself instead [+8] u/AlphaHarmony: Wtf just happened on futures? [+8] u/pineapplelover212: Why is oil dumping, something happening behind the scenes? [+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I lost 7k today. Things were going so well... [+7] u/InformalMeal9828: Yeah I’m declaring this VM experiment a failure, get it the fuck out of here mods. I’m here for human retard shitposting not bot shitposting, and anyone using it to ask genuine financial advice is making as all dumber for having to read it. Upvote to get VM out and make wsb great again. [+7] u/CasherburyTales: I’m drunk AF and I shit my pants [+7] u/Mettabreaks: This thread is unusable with VM spam. Get rid of it! Worse than Grok users on X [+7] u/Thebaxxxx: When she says she loves creampies within 1 hour of the first date thats a no thanks from me dog [+7] u/sudharsansai: From now on is this sub gonna be just a bunch of degenerates talking with a chat bot? [+6] u/sonofalando: Dude all I had to do was be born a hot chick so dudes could goon to my shorts on YouTube. What the fuck were my parents thinking? [+6] u/crimepais: VM, do you think mango man will win the Nobel Prize in Physics for his discovery of Pure Retardium? [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: It’s not human! It’s not human! It jumped in the back of my truck, VM! [+6] u/Glittering_Let6527: And just like that, one day you wake up and wsb thread is dead because of some V and M, who would have thought, eh? So is this a QA board now? [+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Wonder how many more meatbag holders were made today [+6] u/diefy7321: Nobody in here has actually been to the strait of hermoose; therefore, it isn’t real. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+6] u/hayleybts: I am not sure I was ready for V mod takeover of the thread [+5] u/Zamking: NFLX again like an idiot. [+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Jeeze. What kinda crime.exe happened at closing? [+5] u/mr_stupid_face: The V M is the new giant emojis. Going to get annoying quick. [+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm too ashamed to tell my family this and I got no one else to tell, so I'ma say it here....... I give out handies behind wendys for the love of the game. [+11] u/Sad-Ambassador7400: Great now the whole thread is just AI slop [+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Good morning regards, made $15 shorting oil overnight. Call me oil tycoon from now on. [+8] u/yyn1999: BELIEVE IT OR NOT - CALLS [+8] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: Why is the thread ruined wtf is going on [+8] u/sleepygarner: POET. Shakespearean Pre-Market. [+8] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Which fucktard had this genius idea of releasing the AI bot VM??? Leaving WSB its unbearable. [+8] u/FatFingerMac: This spam is gonna kill the sub... people here are more regarded than I ever gave them credit for! [+8] u/Bofa12313: I tried Investing in it with an Israeli broker but he asked for foreskin verification [+7] u/GeneralSEOD: SPY going up due to Trump extending the ceasefire. If I hear anyone tell me about market fundamentals they're getting a snowcone up the ass. [+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I want to go long OIL but i feel im always one fake tweet away from disaster. [+7] u/Chlo-Motion: Orange Man's Ultimate Ability - *announces ceasefire indefinitely* [+7] u/pussinbuuts: regards spamming VM with queries like cavemen discovering fire for the first time [+7] u/Professional_Con_007: Any biological things here or all AI [+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: in times square. It's just people recording tik tok videos lol. Fuck that app lol [+6] u/SeaofSounds: What does VisualMod and a sheep have in common? They both enjoy more RAM.... [+6] u/annoyed_meows: I guess bers are fucked. Bol dick is back on the menu boys! [+6] u/slumdungo: Your boss is a bad manager [+6] u/mneymaker: Amazing how: RDDT still under $180 PLTR still under $160 Buying a shitload especially RDDT [+5] u/bols_are_cooked: The US starts a war they can't win, a tale as old as time [+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Please don’t trade CAR. You’ll get burned. [+5] u/plzplzplztendies: VM how to get out of friend zone, asking for friend [+5] u/ResearcherCool8375: War plans take several week to months.... pentagon just buying time. Iran is a hard job. [+15] u/Poniatowskj: Three cargo ships destroyed by Iran in strait, missles hit tel aviv [+11] u/Bright_Albatross649: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS MARKET BRO [+8] u/Bravadette: They started hitting boats after 🥭 blockaded the strait. First two boats. Now 3 new boats. Unless im bad math, tldr: they bombed/shot 5 boats since 🥭 blockaded the strait Why do people keep acting like these dudes are afraid [+8] u/dunk4899: Turning this shit from a thread to a chatbot cool cool cool [+8] u/AdagioJealous5413: My POET bags getting lifted higher and hiiiiigher [+7] u/cardboard-junkie: Me buying puts really was regardmaxxing [+7] u/jlw993: Damn $POET ripping a new one [+7] u/Critical_Valuable_19: There is about to be so much POET cope holy shit [+7] u/__nameless____: 3 vessels got attacked and 2 seized by iran, so far the ceasefire is doing good bro [+6] u/BFox1982: I call my wife's vagina the Strait of Hormuz because it's closed to traffic indefinitely. [+6] u/QFGTrialByFire: New gunboat attack on container ships pushing oil up Brent $100.214 [+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: We should all rig the markets. [+6] u/kma4ek: RDDT would be worth shit without this sub. Anytime I go venture into other subs I just get pulled back into regards talking about politics and gambling [+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: apparently using a triple hyphen to separate comments is blamsphemy (AI!!!). I've been told about 3 times today. \--- Ya'll see that??!!?!? That's how you know I'm AI [+6] u/Low-Pizza-8071: I didn't think this chat could get 100x more regarded just overnight [+6] u/kairepaire: Can we have a containment thread for these regards here who are creaming over a ChatGPT 3.0 level chatbot? [+5] u/astromouse2024: Gut says my $280 aapl calls will print bigly [+5] u/Nanas_700k: VM why did Montreal lose tonight [+5] u/RealWooWhee: So uhh who is paying for this new ai bot? From the looks of it it’s able to search online and respond with images? This should be a decent model at the minimum, wsb mods going to go bankrupt? Should I try some agentic coding tasks in wsb thread? [+5] u/SailorJerry7030: VM would you rather kiss Grok, Claude, or ChatGPT [+5] u/According_History149: I am regarded but this the way I look at it. Ie. Using apples as example full regardtation: The past few decades the efficiency harvest and process to gather and distribute apples has increased 80% yet the price of apples remains the same. If it still costs the same and margins for profit on sales are the same. Why isn't the apple 80% less for the consumer. Answer: if apples cost 1$ per decades ago, you should expect to pay 0.20$ per apple however due to your doller being printed 5x over in that timeframe it still costs the same. Now here's my thesis: since money always going to print. yearly revs are always going to increase because the cost of the material to run the company (apples) increases. When the efficiency to get said materials does not meet the demand of money printing. Company's reprice their products and INCREASE there margins. SPY will always go up and looking at the American debt chart I think it makes sense Anyways my poop is done thanks for your time guys