What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026

[+113] u/colinr813: Pam Bondi Dow 50k was the generational top Jesus [+83] u/OrangMiskin: Dude on r/conservative is saying that 🥭 prevented WW3 by attacking Iran. Lmao [+58] u/jfwelll: One things for sure. Tomorrow, I still got to go to work. [+58] u/Basis_404_: How do we think the people who financed big trucks and SUVs over 84 months are gonna feel about gas prices going up 25% [+53] u/Glock7enteen: no one understands the middle east better than westerners who've never been [+48] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Yall are just confused. Taco is just following orders from his superiors. [+44] u/Leather_Mention5916: Some of you need to chill out, while you are crying about losing some money tomorrow there are childeren, woman and men burning in Iran. And bers hoping for more violence can get royally fucked. [+42] u/Ble_h: Wide jeans, Britney going insane and a war in the Middle East. As a millennial, feels good to be back in the 2000s again. [+42] u/MissMatriarch: Expecting a great bull run tomorrow! On the VIX [+33] u/tandoori_taco_cat: It is Sunday, just as I predicted [+31] u/sanndman: why not send ice to iran as ground boots? they been wanting to beat on brown people for a while now. [+29] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Sell your EV they said, it’s not worth it anymore, gas is so cheap they said, lmao 💀 [+28] u/ConsiderationKey1658: We need 3 day work weeks. [+27] u/SaveTheAles: Moves tomorrow? I'm moving out of my house into a tent along the creek. [+27] u/looool_k_libtard: Waiting for all this shit in Iran to cool down and then going long on oil to buy at a generational top. Will ride it down to sell once the next Middle East war starts and eat a huge loss for tax purposes. IRS hates me. [+26] u/Bam2458: Strait’s open guys, I’m rowing through it rn. [+24] u/LongHealth: Humanity is so intelligent we created a technology that destroys us whether it succeeds or fails. AI succeeds and we’re worthless rats to the pedophile class. AI fails and everyone’s investments and jobs get destroyed with another depression. What a time to not be alive. [+24] u/Fantastic_Barbie: I don’t mean to brag but my tax loss harvesting is already done for the year [+24] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Day 2 since 🥭 reported Iran surrendered to its neighbors. Iran has still not be informed. [+24] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue [+23] u/nyse25: literally started a war to get everyone to stop talking about the files 😭 [+23] u/Commercial-District1: Every Sunday this sub predicts the crash of all crashes Every Monday they are wrong [+23] u/cbusoh66: Pray for all the influencers stuck in Dubai [+23] u/Blownofftheblock: 🚀💥 IT WASNT US I SWEAR 🚀💥🚀💥🚀💥 [+22] u/nadoterisback: Watching oil refineries on fire across the Middle East and throwing all my recycleables straight into the garbage because what is even the fucking point [+22] u/Sick0h: Some of you haven’t smoked crack before and it shows [+21] u/yosark: Somehow tomorrow is going to be green [+21] u/jda823: China will cut a deal this week for safe passage of Chinese oil tankers and there is nothing the US will be able to do about it [+20] u/poopy_wizard132: I just wanted to let you guys know that I consider you my friends. [+20] u/31andnotdone: 85 minutes to feel something [+20] u/2020isgreat: Will being retarded get me out of the draft? [+20] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I'm sure oil raining from the sky is good for gas prices [+19] u/Long_Youth_893: realistically. there will be a crash. then there will then be another 6 month bull run. bulls & bears both win and this sub will live togthear in harmony. [+19] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m still waiting on the Santa rally bro [+19] u/DrSeuss1020: Why didn’t everyone tell me I was buying the dip too early? [+19] u/ABadPhotoshop: Oil up Market down Oil down Market up Few word do trick [+19] u/Leather_Mention5916: Cant wait to be called Europoor tomorrow while crashing, tough Ameritards choose the most regarded president ever causing this. [+19] u/Retaining-Wall: Man can y'all imagine how bad things would have ended up if 🐪 had won the 🗳️ in 2024 whoo boy dodged a bullet there. Woulda been rampant stock market manipulation, runaway inflation, gas price surges, and new wars in the midd— Shit wait.. [+18] u/GuyFaulks77: 1 hour until bears say the market is rigged when futes open flat [+18] u/raisedeyebrow4891: Oil is gonna hit $160 [+17] u/SaveTheAles: My taxes for the year pays for an aircraft carrier to move 2 mm. [+17] u/justaddcatalyst: Why does the Straight of Hormuz sound like the gayest of gay bars [+17] u/mitch-22-12: So glad that oil is up 35% to replace Ayatollah Khameini with *check notes* Ayatollah Khameini [+17] u/sytena10: Israel army chief calls for ‘patience’ says war could last ‘much longer’ - Al Jizzera [+17] u/habfranco: It’s funny how we used to consider that Dubai wasn’t part of the whole Middle East clusterfuck. It’s actually literally in the fucking middle of it lmao. [+16] u/Inevitable_Pilot1353: The market isn’t even at max fear yet 🎢 [+16] u/zephyrs85: I'm a cash gang member and ready to deploy it into the dip, all $126.78 of it. Fuck yes [+16] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears typing out the best insults before they clock in to their dishwashing shift at outback at 6 [+16] u/jonneh: > **Axios** > > Israel's strikes on 30 Iranian fuel depots Saturday went far beyond what the U.S. expected when Israel notified it in advance, sparking the first significant disagreement between the allies since the war began eight days ago, according to a U.S. official, Israeli official and a source with knowledge. # 23 more minutes until oil futures open 😳 [+16] u/softboiledjadepotato: Believe it or not. Not Calls [+15] u/LongHealth: Does anyone else feel like being alive is becoming more of a fucking chore every day? [+15] u/BorrisZ: Less than two hours until WTI opens, how are we feeling? [+15] u/necarpenter417: Mods are sadistic for keeping this place going. We're all gonna end up poor [+15] u/IlinistRainbow6: i’m sick of stocks, investing even more into goth femboys [+15] u/bearhunter429: #I want to go to sleep and never wake up again LMAO🤌 [+15] u/Overall-Fold-9720: OK, listen Fast and Furious : Hormuz drift [+15] u/cryptohorn: I'm too old for the draft but I'll make tender love to your 25 - 35 year gf while you're away tho [+15] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Why even bother leaving Afghanistan if you were gonna attack its neighbor anyway [+15] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: When I was reading that oil will go to 100 in 10 days i like *naaaah that fake and gay* Now that oil is almost 100 in the weekend futes i am like *naaaaaah i am fake and gay* [+14] u/cannythecat: Even if a ship is insured, how do they un-dead the crew members who get blown up? [+14] u/Bradley182: we going long on oil fellas. [+14] u/cannythecat: Would it be bullish if 🥭 decided just to withdraw randomly and declare mission accomplished [+14] u/---Right--Tackle---: #ATH EOW after 🍊 🥭 🌮 declares Mission Accomplished TM 🤝 [+14] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Everyone is saying this week will mark the bottom. This means we’re tanking further [+14] u/colinr813: A 35% drop in the indices should be enough to get trump to chicken out [+14] u/WatermelonRelishMan: This is the end My only friend The end [+14] u/KittyLover-7: Bol and ber fokd We’re all fokd [+14] u/rocier: You poors talkin bout gas like my great granny talks about stamps. Hope it goes to $100 a gallon to keep you cretins outta my national parks this summer [+14] u/Val44x: MOST ANTICIPATED FUTURES OPENING [+14] u/B2BContinuum: They changed it to the Department of War and yet y'all are shocked by what's happening [+14] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: That massive Oracle layoff is pretty concerning, and I'm a perma bull [+14] u/noaholic: Hundreds of clerical specialists have to meet for days to select the son of the last guy [+14] u/Glock7enteen: Holy fucking shit it’s really going to be black Monday [+14] u/GoProVI: The bers been EXTRA loud in here since Friday morning. We need to teach em a lesson (I’m about to get downvoted so hard by a bunch of loser bers lol) [+13] u/bearhunter429: #Weekend Dow DRILLING to the core of the earth and below LMAO🤌 [+13] u/tinydisaster: Karoline said on Fox that the draft is still in effect. Better get your draft card in order 18-25 yr olds. Yet another republican forever war looking for wmds in the sand. [+13] u/1foxyboi: Idk man, I'd be kinda down with 7 day trading. Doesn't have to be 24 hours, but sat and sun just boring af [+13] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Fuck I am working like 65 hours a week. Fuck my life and this capitalism [+13] u/kayvonte: Down 4% tomorrow is not a meme [+13] u/AfraidAnalyst: What regard is going to be the first one that gets a shipping notification that they are the new owners of 100,000 barrels of oil? [+13] u/Iknowyougotsole: Tomorrow guaranteed to be blood red. Sell it all and full port into spy puts and oil calls. Earn some money before the end of days!! [+13] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Decentralized and independent asset patiently waiting for futes to know which way to go [+13] u/WSB-mods-are-: The Big Arch was the top [+13] u/LouieM13: See this should’ve been futures last week [+13] u/RegJohn2: Everyone is bombing oil now so the economical crash is imminent. Calls on Monday money on the floor [+12] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Hey bers 👋 Ready to buy my puts tomorrow? I’ll be writing ✍️  and handing them out like candy to the short bus [+12] u/0DTEKing: Get ready to be drafted and die for Zionists [+12] u/FullCopy: Mango should’ve listened to renowned political strategist Kirk Lazarus. New York Times bestseller: *Never go full retard!* [+12] u/ArisZG: For a sum of money I am down to go through the strait of Hummus with my kayak and a cannister of gas to see how bad those Iranian drones really are. And the sun if money is considerably less than you would think. [+12] u/Worth-Athlete-9953: People love fighting at Costco. I'm at Costco right now witnessing two groups fighting. Calls It is! [+12] u/EducationalCicada: The straight of homos. [+12] u/silverfutes: Predatory lending, that’s where the monies at. Anybody need $200? [+12] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: My bowels are backed up like the Straight of Hormuz ☹️ [+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: I identify with 🌽.. laying on the $67,000 floor, just exhausted by everything [+12] u/LarryStink: I knew hoarding all these bottle caps was a good idea. [+12] u/Serious-Category-964: Shorted oil at 92.12 on Friday. How fucked am I? [+12] u/looool_k_libtard: That instant -3% portfolio loss at 8 pm is gonna be epic [+12] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I've been buying BTC [+12] u/Automatic-L0ss: We are ripping so hard on Monday. 900+ gain on the Dow. [+12] u/ConstantAd1: I bet Khamenei's son is going to be a real friend to the US. [+12] u/saccotac: State Dept. Said to Order Diplomats in Saudi Arabia to Leave This is going great [+12] u/IlinistRainbow6: I miss the old wsb, no one ever posting DDs anymore that arnt written by chat gpt [+12] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I just seriously don't think people understand what's capable of happening when panic kicks in. We're talking about people's livelihood. Their ability to keep their lights on this month. Shits about to get real [+12] u/mangofruitdude: Holy fuck im not in the top 1% comments anymore. I can finally make money [+12] u/FuckleUp: 75% chance of oil showers tomorrow [+12] u/2020isgreat: Can we get another pandemic? just to stir the pot a bit more [+12] u/trainwreck001: NYC AIRPORTS UNDER TERRORIST WATCH. [+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Ayatoldyou we’re fucked [+12] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again [+12] u/trainwreck001: CLOSE THE CASINO. LOL [+12] u/Locke_____Lamora: I have 100k in uso mar calls and and 33k in spx puts expiring wednesday so somehow everything thats happened this weekend will be solved by open. [+12] u/justarandumthrowaway: Weather is too nice for a red day tomorrow [+11] u/astromouse2024: ‘Moves for tomorrow’ nice try MMs, you’re not gonna get me to give you the directions to move against me [+11] u/KittyLover-7: How was market fear higher in November lol [+11] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Trying to find another job is holy torture, can’t imagine how bad it can get from this. [+11] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: I swear i hope those punks who hold Bitcoin at 67k gets liquidated… [+11] u/Eddyrancid: Okay but, guys, what if its...fine? And my calls print? I mean...Just a thought [+11] u/Soar_Drr: Futures will be flat and green Shrek dildos on Monday Thank you for the attention to this matter! [+11] u/No_Fig_7835: this got to be one of the most anticipated futures open... [+11] u/Moepenmoes: Opening green tomorrow. Congratulations fellow bols, enjoy your profits. Ggwp bers, try again next time. [+11] u/Bichael-Murry: # DAYLIGHT SAVING SHOULD BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL [+11] u/ShopWhileHungry: Strait of Hormuz, more like Gey of Hormuz [+11] u/modder9: Never forget that Iran briefly had a democracy until the CIA did a coup to re-install the US puppet. There will never be peace because we don’t want peace. We want to extract all the oil for free. See also, Muduro. Don’t plan on the war ending anytime soon. Oil to 150. [+11] u/Usedillusion7: Do bols even notice that they've been saying spy 700 for 5 months now? If not should someone tell them? [+11] u/yayahi: so now his son is leader and apparently is more radical bombing tehran making people actually more pro regime congrats donny u just played urself [+11] u/mayorolivia: When does Brent Crude report earnings? [+11] u/MoreOutcome8541: I don’t think netanyahu will even let a TACO happen [+11] u/aftherith: Would you like to upsize your leader to supreme today? That comes with the extra fries for an additional $2.99. [+11] u/mandoslambo: Remember to not go all in till the mods pin the Suicide Hotline phone number up top. [+11] u/sloanemonroe: Investing.com not updating? [+11] u/hiphopanonomos: Oh wow this is actually bad [+11] u/jonneh: # Crude oil futures up 20% 🫱🍩🫲 [+11] u/fredditf: already winning by having a full tank of gas [+11] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Who else is going to FOMO into USO and HIMS?! I've got some MSFT and PANW that have done well since the swing back into software. Might as well sell those for a full loss FOMOing into the peak of this week's hysteria... who's coming with me!! [+11] u/milodino12: Too bearish in here. SPX ath incoming [+10] u/Actual_Difference617: Puts on world peace. [+10] u/Sidney_Godsby: My moves tomorrow? I’m gonna treat bearhunter429s sister to a romantic date of Taco Bell and Netflix before we practice procreating again. [+10] u/Basis_404_: No matter how the futes open the bulls will be in here calling for all time highs soon [+10] u/mtnrnnr802: Is Khameni’s son dead yet [+10] u/PlanSeekX01: Gonna be fun watching futes go tits up [+10] u/PhysInstrumentalist: My port is going to get raped in the butthole, I am approaching the acceptance stage [+10] u/Automatic-L0ss: I made so much money the past week and I have no one to tell. $100k profit since last week on stock alone. [+10] u/kodaksdad2020: Going to be blood green tomorrow [+10] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #YOU are doing it wrong. If you need to discipline children, kids, others, just take away all the cell phone chargers in the house. Watch the FEAR as the battery goes to zero and the self punishment of conserving battery. [+10] u/Urzuck: Private credit liquidity crisis, AI bubble, oil rising trough the sky, our gay bear Michael Burry dancing naked in the rain 🎶🎶🎶 [+10] u/pootenanner: Guys options are too expensive in this market. Futures are much better with much less risk as long as you’ve ALWAYS got a stop loss set. [+10] u/PossumImposter2: FOMOing into oil to recoup the 30% I lost on silver [+10] u/Odd_Hair3829: The bull run is over. Shits about to get ugly [+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: All this time I thought Jerome Powell would be named the new Supreme Leader of Iran. I think they are going to blow up this dude. [+10] u/unhappyreach_: >"Bussy" (pronounced buh-see) is slang for a man's anus [+10] u/Icommandyou: Oil this oil that, just give me fries bro [+10] u/jda823: Futes on hold to resolve circuit breakers [+10] u/ImpossibleAardvark17: I can feel a taco coming by tuesday at the latest [+10] u/No_Skirt_4689: This is the week: SPY $700. Definitely this time 🤣 [+10] u/AfraidAnalyst: Oil making some new millionaires tomorrow And some regards probably shorted the shit out of it [+10] u/Ridiculous_Society: The Asians will wake up and sell this into the ground [+9] u/2020isgreat: Is there a polymarket for whether a NY skyscraper gets bombed I'm trynna hedge [+9] u/soad1331: What if it wasn't really about the market, but the friends we made along the way? [+9] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Breaking: Scientists Secretly Trained Trump's Remaining Brain Cells to Play Doom [+9] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Packing my bags to get ready for the draft [+9] u/jacked2datitz: just saw a guy in the gym scrolling WSB between his sets. He seemed depressed [+9] u/nadoterisback: east zimbabwe futes just opened and its blood red bulls likely fucked tomorrow [+9] u/Ghost-1969: #57min till CLIFFORD [+9] u/trainwreck001: BOUGHT AN OIL TANKER AND ALREADY DOUBLED MY MONEY. WINNING. [+9] u/Evander85: 40min until we can begin monitoring the situation again [+9] u/rocier: lazy ass zoomer oil tanker captains. do your jobs! Get in your little boat and drive it through the straight and get your hazard pay. [+9] u/mangofruitdude: Imagine having no healthcare and paying for the bealthcare of another country withur taxes. I'd be really pissed [+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Man it must be a bitch in general to own an airline company [+9] u/habfranco: It’s Khameneis all the way down [+9] u/sonofalando: Best way for Iran leadership to purge their ranks is to make everyone they hate the new leader 😂 Jihadists hate this one trick 🤡🤡🤡 [+9] u/Emotional-Bag1398: VIX rhymes with dicks for a reason. [+9] u/fightoraccept: If I had cocaine I would be using it right now. [+9] u/Tay_Tay86: As futures begin to open, remember that some of the regards with us today won't be with us by the end of the week. Their portfolios are a sacrifice we have to accept. These things happen in war [+9] u/Retaining-Wall: Introducing the new leader of Iran: the fanatical son of the fanatical dude you just blew up. [+9] u/curiousguy1993: Didn't buy USO at $87 thought it was overbought 🤡 [+9] u/SpiritedVoice6248: All signs read bearish. Calls [+9] u/mandoslambo: Goodbye catalytic converter theft, Welcome back gas syphoning [+9] u/mr_stupid_face: 56% oil price increase in a month we are going down so fast we may strike oil [+9] u/LarsTarkas: Truck bros going to be bankrupt by the end of the month [+9] u/pepecapital: Careful oil bulls. It will take one tweet from 🥭 to send oil down to $80. [+9] u/31andnotdone: vix over 30 implies 200 point intraday moves. I'm so fucking excited [+9] u/unanymous2288: Who’s ready for institutions to trigger retails stop loss orders at bitcoin 49k so they can buy 3x leveraged shares? [+9] u/kuun0113: I quit gambling on online slots so i need a big win in the market tmr [+9] u/ATUGA: Plz invest in the IPO of my new company… GoonMax. Ticker: GOON. They always say to invest in the things you know… and I know you all understand this better than anything else. Even if we don’t make it to the moon, we’ll at least hit the headboard! [+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Ahh I see bitcoin is going up to only get obliterated more when futures open, probably [+9] u/OrangMiskin: My theory is they’re just remotely driven by some dudes in the Philippines or India lmao [+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Wen "Mission Accomplished" speech? [+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: did the bulltards flip bearish yet [+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: You retard bears realize you’re always wrong right? [+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I would not be shocked if Iran's president is in talks with the United States right now to lead a post-war Iran. He is probably not happy about being tossed to the side by the hardliners and realizes that his time is nearing unless he works with USA. But I'm not sure how much power he actually has, if any. [+8] u/thadcorn: I think it would be hilarious if gas gets so high that EVs become popular again. Ford and GM would be so duped. [+8] u/isolated-cat: casino opens an hour early today [+8] u/Gom_KBull: The cope among the bols is palpable [+8] u/savemoney_god: #RIP U.S Markets, Last money opportunities are puts [+8] u/NoPay2026: New supreme leader has been announced and my tiny nipples went to france [+8] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: I always wanted to relive the Bush era. Just this time with actual income. [+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I just got back from the store and olive oil was the exact same price as it was last week. I'm not sure what everyone is freaking out about. [+8] u/Glock7enteen: They’ve committed war crimes on my portfolio [+8] u/trainwreck001: WHERES THE GUY THAT SOLD NAKED OIL CALLS? [+8] u/rcantu314: Spy calls , USO puts. Easy way to join the soup lines [+8] u/ebfeebfe: New Ayatollah of Greenland announced. Bullish oil [+8] u/aftherith: Iran gonna take a week to pick a guy Israel will turn to soup in about 4 minutes [+8] u/InformalMeal9828: I’ve spent almost every single day this year in a margin call [+8] u/InformalMeal9828: We’re about to find out if the new supreme leader even said thank you once [+8] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Frozen blueberries = food of the gods [+8] u/modder9: It turns out you can’t bomb people into submission. Who could have possibly seen that coming?! [+8] u/NoPay2026: Thoughts on gold this week? I think nasdaq equity will move into gold [+8] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Believe it or not, bullish [+8] u/rollinhating: Market probobly gonna pump tomorrow to get retail to fomo, then dump massive on tuesday [+8] u/_Netgirth: Damn this doesn’t really fit my narrative [+8] u/ConstantAd1: Is the new Ayatollah for or against rate cuts? [+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: 8 min til PL Day goes from $0 to -$10K [+8] u/unhappyreach_: Puts are worth the most when you cant sell them [+8] u/Moepenmoes: DO NOT OPEN THE CASINO [+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Yea the FED is NOT going to cut interest rates anytime soon.. not even Q2. Even the new guy coming in May will agree to that. [+8] u/TreGet234: Congrats anyone who had oil calls. LoL at the clown people saying this could be over by monday. [+8] u/unhappyreach_: Idk gang As a bear with a blown-out asshole. I am still nervous about a pumperino in real pre [+8] u/silverfutes: Why do they put ironing instructions on wrinkle-free clothes? Puts on kohl’s cash. [+8] u/LongHealth: Stagflation is coming but wtf do we do about it [+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: GLD and chill, low cortisol 🧘‍♀️ [+8] u/zephyrs85: Father gets obliterated about 1 hour into the war Son: Yeh I'll be the new leader 🙋🏻‍♀️ [+7] u/Theleniel: Has anyone ever considered that 🌽 could very well go to 10k? [+7] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Can XOM please get a +1% day when oil goes up 10% on monday? Thanks [+7] u/LarryStink: Gold and oil will look like a tiny move compared to what wheat is going to do. [+7] u/sonofalando: It’s insane how depressed most of society is and they just sit there lying to themselves while they walk their broke ass to work every day. [+7] u/baconography: I'm fully 🅱️everaged up to my personal risk tolerance [+7] u/eoiioe: Money moves from the impatient to the patient, thankfully I love gambling so they are welcome for my tendies [+7] u/jfwelll: Open the casino already [+7] u/Long_Youth_893: i have descended to earth to tell you futes will be blood red [+7] u/lazylt: Friends, listen, your moves doesn’t really matter tomorrow, we all cooked [+7] u/Externox: Full port on oracle before earnings report Update : calls it is It’s either a eat in a steak house on Wednesday or applying for McDonald job. [+7] u/IslandExact429: I’ve been trapped at home since Thanksgiving 2025 I feel sadness at times as I see the real world move forward and I just sit at home But I also think about how strange people are and how the world is changing Unsure if I’m missing out [+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Watching oil refineries on fire across the Middle East and throwing all my recycleables straight into the garbage because what is even the fucking point [+7] u/BorrisZ: One hour until Armageddon bols. [+7] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Can’t you just act really gay when officers come get you for the draft? Like cross dressing and waving rainbow flags at them. No way they will take you with this administration. [+7] u/IlinistRainbow6: how do i get a “goth femboy” flair [+7] u/thetreecycle: *looks around cautiously* Continue indexing *flees* [+7] u/Halomateo: Why tf am I getting a mobile notification for this. [+7] u/rcantu314: Can’t wait for the scenes when futes open blood green [+7] u/AugusteToulmouche: > IRAN NAMES KHAMENEI'S SON, MOJTABA, AS NEW SUPREME LEADER -STATE MEDIA [+7] u/Usedillusion7: " gas prices aren't even that big a deal I just filled up my car and only paid $2 more than last week. This is a big nothing burger spy 700" typical wsb permabull [+7] u/pootenanner: Honestly I think oil was priced for the strait to be open by now. It really could moonshot to 200 this week IF the strait remains impassable. This is legit worst case scenario for oil and it’s been much higher in other instances. [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Joke is on you all. I got straddles for Friday. SPY will stay between 669 and 673 all week. [+7] u/looool_k_libtard: More like gaylight savings time [+7] u/0DTEKing: Yo all cattles of the world Serve your masters in middle east [+7] u/JernauG: Every trading mistake I make is a learning opportunity and I have learned I’m no good at trading. [+7] u/NoPay2026: Bears this bears that. Rawr [+7] u/2020isgreat: puts on Khamenei's son [+7] u/LongHealth: If you don’t think China is 10 times more emboldened to take Taiwan now, I have some snake oil to sell you that cures every disease. [+7] u/pootenanner: Oil gona gap up. Come back down to fill that gap immediately after. Then take off. [+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Can’t pay those oil tanker captains enough apparently. But, I have a number so, I’ll do it [+7] u/unhappyreach_: #VIX 10 BALLS ON YOUR CHIN [+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: imagine not devoting your entire life to the futures market [+7] u/rcantu314: Anyone else feel ashamed to be a top 1% commenter in a subreddit like this [+7] u/soad1331: This can be done so fast if new leader Moji just apologizes, says thank you and says he likes 🥭 [+7] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: They do like their leaders supreme tho don’t they [+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Circuit breaker tomorrow? That would be interesting.. [+7] u/BullPropaganda: What will you do when the nukes fly? I'll probably just smoke weed and watch takeshi's castle until I get incinerated [+7] u/Ok-Standard-2485: Just a short excursion. Dow will be back to 50k in a few years no big deal [+7] u/Onurb86: VIX calls are all you need [+7] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Futes bout to fute bigly 🤣😤 [+7] u/kawkface: Oil $100 Good job whoever played $USO [+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Buls we r fcked tmr haha [+7] u/Count-to-3: WTI $102.50 BRENT $102 RIP [+7] u/Wowmuchrya: “ITS GONA BE GREEN” LMAO [+7] u/Dumb__Money: CNBC projecting oil as high as $200 [+7] u/Dividedby21mil: If I sell my gas in my gas tank from last week I would have a winning trade [+7] u/IslandExact429: Bruh. We might get a limit down or VIX to 90 [+7] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Shit isn’t even 2% and bears and bulls acting fools rn [+7] u/Therecanbenopeace: Oil at $110 by tomorrow. Book it. [+7] u/RogerBalderer: All this to fight a war for no reason [+7] u/lostinspacs: Nah 🥭 won’t be able to handle this for long They’ll try to turn down the temperature next week somehow [+7] u/Nemesis_171: 20% in 10 minutes what the hell [+7] u/cow_grass: Holy shit it just jump from 10% to 20% wtf. [+7] u/Fantastic_Barbie: this is where money is made and you guys are whining [+7] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Was just looking at charts and after hours Friday ended on the biggest bullish divergence on the RSI on the hour. It’s probably gonna gap up when futures open and then be stupid and flat tomorrow because it made all the moves overnight 😔 [+7] u/ajibtunes: Guys can you still get drafted if you are 30? 🤔 [+7] u/colinr813: What goes up📈 must come down📉 [+7] u/Consistent_Chart_664: My smart friend says buy SOFI UIPATH Microsoft and Oracle. He’s never been wrong before. He is a wiz. Take it for what it’s worth [+7] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Prepare for THE futures opening of all time [+7] u/mentalweapons: Ships are being reinsured to cross the Hormuz strait. --reuters War is over boys. Just go long at open. [+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Bitcoin doesnt seem to be crashing though.. [+7] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: 4 mins until Bul anoos gaped permanently [+6] u/Interpersonal: So every other time the market has looked like it will and should shit the bed, some random 2% reversion happens in premarket or at open. [+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: Fucking bols getting nightmares about their portfolio [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Release the Harvey Weinstein files [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Please do not open the casino [+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Today the Strait of Hormuz Tomorrow the Straits of Mackinac [+6] u/nomorelosses1: Zionist led invasion of Iran to distract from pedophilic baby eating circus wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card but in hindsight should have seen it coming [+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: Did that orange retard really think this thru?? [+6] u/deevee12: Wow I'm actually early Green by open [+6] u/ProudPeak3570: look how many times SPY rejected the top going back to Oct 25. We are going so much lower. War, oil, private credit crunch, reality of AI collapsing GDP, absolute terrible job market [+6] u/modder9: Oil hasn’t peaked until at least 1 fund manager connects a hose to his tailpipe in the office parking lot. [+6] u/BuckChintheRealtor: 1. "Epic Fury" is just the start 2. Pain is the plan: spike oil prices to $90+ to wreck Asian industry 3. US becomes energy king by controlling Venezuela and Gulf choke points 4. Stop China's AI dreams by cutting off their cheap energy supply 5. Hard power is back, US secures the global toll booth [+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Don’t open the casino! Let’s just keep markets closed for the next 5 years until WW3 has blown over! [+6] u/cryptopolymath: Don’t blow your wads on Monday, keep some aside to DCA. [+6] u/wa_2050: Oil gonna hit 200 this week [+6] u/Doc_Vapor: I'll probably lose the rest of my options money tomorrow, then take about a 6 month break before reloading and losing it all again. [+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bers boots on ground at Wendy’s come Monday LMAO [+6] u/dataCollector42069: When you take profit and order uber blacks instead of comforts 🤌 [+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: At about 5:30PM bitcoin is either going to Shrek or Clifford and then we will know how futures will open [+6] u/justaddcatalyst: Stop burning the freak off oil [+6] u/PalpitationFrosty242: im out this market, aint no way this is ending any time soon and US is fucked let's be honest. selling all but 2 stocks tomorrow [+6] u/bluen: Apparently claude can just nuke a production server, figuratively speaking [+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: On the other hand, maybe I *should* panic sell everything [+6] u/freehugzforu2: Did some planting over the weekend. Some pumpkins, peas, and started the peppers inside. At least something will be green and growing…. [+6] u/hepukesyoudie: Vaccines will put doctors out of business. You see, you see how stupid that sounds? [+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+6] u/Castopliani: You know how AI doesn't understand context and keeps needing guidance? Well I've worked with plenty of people who don't understand context and keep needing guidance [+6] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: 🥭 will announce an obviously fake “resolution” sometime between now and market open and every index in America will rip a hole up and through space-time despite it obviously being a lie [+6] u/modder9: Army recruiters going to DM all Bols offering food/housing after they go broke. [+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: there will be at absolute minimum one +1% recovery and one full +1% day this week and even bears know this. I won't miss it. [+6] u/ButterscotchFeeling9: I will see you all upon the morrow [+6] u/trainwreck001: HERE COMES THE RETURN OF THE DRAFT. [+6] u/Traditional_Hair_453: All bols will be sucking dick come Monday. [+6] u/Get_dat_money: RIP new guy, it only took them a day to get your dad [+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Is Weekend Tech ever wrong, or are my calls fucked [+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: Tomorrow might be black Monday in the stock market (-0.3%) [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: AYATOLAH 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO [+6] u/Unemployable1593: 1RM Kegels at the gym today my anus is ready [+6] u/itslikewoow: Futures are going to be mostly flat, and we end up +.50% on the day tomorrow. [+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: My LEAPs portfolio is going to expand tomorrow. Holding NVDA, NFLX, HOOD, SOFI & SPY so far... [+6] u/Fantastic_Barbie: tiktok dances to support influencers in dubai [+6] u/mayorolivia: Donald Trump Jr 100% running for President in 2028 [+6] u/Potential_Version_34: Ayatollah? More like Ia-told-ya-so [+6] u/Thebaxxxx: If you havent made it by age 25 its over [+6] u/fakenews_thankme: I bought on high last week, will be selling at low now - as usual. [+6] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: That new Ayatollah is about to get wrecked [+6] u/ProudPeak3570: 8 minutes till your weekly calls are null and void [+6] u/2020isgreat: Why'd polymarket remove the nuclear war market I was trynna hedge [+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: inject these futes directly into my veins LETS FUCKING GOOOOO [+6] u/2020isgreat: If you dye a black swan white is it still a black swan? [+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: When fute opens? Daylight saving is a stupid idea ever [+6] u/chivoflash: Gap up all night long [+6] u/dontslambro: Oil bid is just shy of $97 [+6] u/k21k21k21: Donnie’s narcissistic dumbassery and Bibi’s psychotic insanity leave no room for anything but escalation [+6] u/Bofa12313: They replaced khamenei with an angrier khamenei lmao. [+6] u/Devastaytah: Holy shit it jumped to $100 😲 [+6] u/Megakamela: Oil shower is expensive [+6] u/andytobbles: VIX easily opens at 40-50. The bottom is in this week I bet. [+6] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Well looks like the Feds next move is raising [+6] u/Croiyx: This is all because Landman got semi-popular [+6] u/0DTEKing: Oil 102, congratulations Taco mo”fer 😡 [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: World is about to look like the Mad Max movies bro [+6] u/cow_grass: Fuuuck. Im about to get shaken down at the gas pump. My wallet is already crickets and spider webs 😭 [+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Remember when oil went negative? [+6] u/sytena10: Oil futures shooting for the sky [+6] u/Unassisted3P: Probably should fill up the car tonight. [+6] u/Unassisted3P: Oil to $150 in no time at this rate. Get ready to learn whatever gibberish that homeless guy speaks on the bus buddy. [+6] u/lcarltbmx: oil up over 20% and we havent even opened holy shit! [+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Imagine at open when retail and instituions start dumping everything [+6] u/Thebaxxxx: #GO AUEAD AND SHORT OIL BRO [+6] u/According-Page8618: well tomorrow is a -10k day [+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Oh shit. Well calls at open [+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: First 8 moves are fake, green by open as usual. (Right?? Right????) [+6] u/jda823: You know it's fucking bad when they waited 5 mins to show it. It probably was worse [+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: And bols were coping all day lmfao, we even had some Oil shorters. [+6] u/colinr813: This is going to put liberation day to shame [+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Reminds me of covid. We all saw it building up until the oh shit moment of shutting down the US, that's when it became real. They are getting diplomats out of Saudi Arabia. Some BIG shit is about to go down [+6] u/AwkwardNovel7: itd be cool if there was a hard rip rally tomorrow. thanks MM! [+6] u/soad1331: Plot Twist: Futes open flat, market stays flat for eternity. [+6] u/2020isgreat: Remember when Bols thought this war was bullish lmfao [+6] u/SopaFria42: No matter what, 700 tomorrow. Unfortunately. [+6] u/gamingmsp: Oil, USO, UCO calls at open feel like such an obvious play that we must be missing something. If everyone knows oil is going up isn’t it already priced in?? [+6] u/Valkorion335786: Holding 674c Looks grim [+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: *It just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling DOOooOwn* [+6] u/2020isgreat: TO THE SUPRISE OF NO ONE THE BULLS ARE STILL RETARDED [+6] u/Mark_Underscore: Not really. One is reliable and in demand. The other one is a BMW [+6] u/poorat8686: Every rich person I know wears a smart watch so I think you’re just poor and coping honestly [+5] u/Comfortable_Basil816: War, good for the economy [+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bols were running fuckin victory laps man [+5] u/BourbonRick01: I was assured that $4 a gallon gas doesn’t matter, and gas will be hitting all time lows soon anyway, so I guess everything’s fine and it’s calls again. [+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Friend who is a level 4 Geologist at Devon Energy says we in the United States are RAMPING UP drilling. DRILL BABY DRILL and lets stop the foreign oil dependency [+5] u/Basis_404_: We all know the best thing the face of rapidly rising prices is more rate cuts. [+5] u/downboat: Shit's gonna blow on monday open [+5] u/trsx5: Yoooo lmao this fucking oil war shit is so dumb [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: 2 hours until >!futures are still just as fake as any other weekend!< [+5] u/kawkface: My move is to cry about the $USO calls I sold too early and watch oil hit $100 [+5] u/cryptohorn: Gas will go up overnight garrrrrrnnnnnntteeeeed [+5] u/colinr813: My moves tomorrow? Buying physical gold. [+5] u/Impressive-Name5129: Oil opens soon Picks? [+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # I don’t like all these bers here I hope their ports go to shit while us THUNDERCOCK bols become rich LMAO [+5] u/Me-Regarded: All these ghey bers predicting the end of the world for the 37th time in the last year. Luv this for them [+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: I am permabull but I think we will correct soon job market data was too bad, rate cuts are bullish but I think "toolate" is really too late now... ngl we might be fucked [+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: “Hey I know we killed like, pretty much your entire family, but can you step down as leader so we can choose someone who likes us?” [+5] u/WrappedRocket: How are europoors futes looking? [+5] u/astromouse2024: My 187.5 nvda calls, fortunately, are for another week out. Although I think we do see a giga green day at some point this week [+5] u/NoPay2026: Oil opening at 100 in an hour [+5] u/broke_person: Tired of non stop red days 😔 [+5] u/JustCan6425: I’m buying more SNDK calls tomorrow [+5] u/NoPay2026: Nasdaq100 going to open -3% [+5] u/TreGet234: If we actually did get hyperinflation bitcoin would go bananas it would be sick. [+5] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: bull, you have 52 minutes left. prepare wisely. [+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Total ber victory tomorrow lmao [+5] u/outhinking: Iran nominates Khamanei's son as a new leader - state TV says [+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Just need VZ to announce something so my VZ 47p print. An investment in Iraqnian telecom infastructure...doesn't matter...idc [+5] u/2020isgreat: Bols at least there positions in the military open! [+5] u/This_Possible_3942: Anyone seen bossmanjack before? I wonder how many crackhead degenerate option traders there are out there [+5] u/Browns45750: Pain enjoyed watching a good chunk of my 401k gains from last year vanish in ten days fun times [+5] u/AlasKansastan: Idk they say we’re saving daylight but I’m not seeing where [+5] u/Frankster19: Top clerics said in a statement published on state media that they had picked Mojtaba Khamenei, a son of the slain supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, to succeed his father. -NY times [+5] u/Ahthongkorkor: too many bols and bers claiming either direction therefore absolutely flat futures [+5] u/aftherith: Is it me or is the famously short American attention span already starting to move on? The gas prices are really the only thing that will keep us interested for more than a week. [+5] u/Salty-Bid1597: New boss, same as the old boss [+5] u/abused-throwawayy: IM A FUCKING GAY BEAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAA [+5] u/jda823: New supreme leader announced. No surprise [+5] u/Cold_Respond_7656: 7th serviceman killed (Saudi Arabia) [+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Americans are bearish but Congress is still running a 100% Israel portfolio. Must be a donor-funded hedge. [+5] u/brute-forced: Anyone else feeling squeezed due to costs oh literally everything? [+5] u/ChampagnePapi-: You have 21 minutes to conclude your weekend activities before futures open. [+5] u/Icommandyou: We will know in 20 mins [+5] u/LessSink4862: Which gas and oil are you buying tomorrow? [+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Spy puts are still cheap bulls, we got another 160 points to drop this month. [+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: > Mojtaba Khamenei is named as Iran's new supreme leader Market pumps tomorrow! Congrats bulls! 🚀🚀 [+5] u/jonneh: **Time to lock in boys! BTFD is back on the menu!** # > The Geopolitical Risk Index just spiked to the highest levels since Russia invaded Ukraine. > > Since 1950, there have been seven major spikes in the Geopolitical Risk Index. > > During each of these events, the S&P 500 dropped roughly 4% on average during the first week. > > While stocks typically recovered to their pre-shock levels within about a month, the actual outcomes have varied significantly across different incidents. [+5] u/Haikoe: Just replace the ayatollah with AI [+5] u/John-AtlasGames: under 8 minutes to futes I'm scared [+5] u/hiphopanonomos: 3 minutes until Gold and Oil fly sky high and indexes do the whole -0.30 to -0.75 thing [+5] u/ConstantAd1: I'm going to quit my job and become a day trader [+5] u/CPA-hole: BULLS LMAO sorry just predicting the futures [+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: My heart is pounding [+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m fucked boys over and out [+5] u/Roflcopter71: Triple digit oil is officially back. [+5] u/Contango_withme: Brush my hair like you do with your Barbie dolls [+5] u/Gadshill: Good thing I filled up the tank this weekend. [+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Oil over 100. Bols are screwed [+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil 104. Very cool. Very recessiony [+5] u/Contango_withme: A guy I haven’t talked to in 10+ years contacted me. He was telling me that I was the most beautiful girl he’s ever met in my area. What a compliment. [+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Futes not updating on investing.com? [+5] u/I-banged-elsa: Where are u guys seeing futures? I can’t get investing to show me [+5] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: BREAKING NEWS: Every single country has decided to put their differences aside and attack Iran. [+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: OMFG BEARS, wait I mean BULLS LMAO [+5] u/Waveytony: 🌽doing what it does best lol [+5] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I've seen enough, green EOD [+5] u/yeetorswim: Panic and sell fucking everything [+5] u/Got_Engineers: Congrats America 🇺🇸🥭 [+5] u/SmurfStop: Crude oil futures up by 14.5% [+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Wait till China and Japan start dumping LMAO. -3 day tomorrow 📉🤡🫵 [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: So, who was dumb enough to hold a lot of calls over the weekend? [+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $GLD down makes perfect sense when you consider THE ENTIRE WORLD IS FUCKING RETARDED [+5] u/soad1331: Not even 🌮 can save this mess [+5] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO BTC is crashing straight down head first vertically as we speak [+5] u/No_Fig_7835: wouldn't right now be like the best time possible for China to move on Taiwan [+5] u/Deshen87: Oil up 20 % already should make for a dandy good day in the markets lol😂 [+5] u/2020isgreat: I could've just went long oil instead of SPX puts like a reasonable person fml [+5] u/Coogiez: I need the fed to bail me out [+5] u/092Casey: Crude up to 110. GLD Silver drilling, should be rising. [+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Step 2: Cover yourself in Oil [+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Maybe......maybe going all in on SPY calls on Friday wasn't the play 🤔 [+5] u/jreddit712: I didn't buy nearly as many puts as I should've, but I'm glad I have a few contacts 🤯 [+5] u/pootenanner: Quick 2k on that oil pump. Out of all my contracts but 1 at 102. Hehe [+5] u/nyse25: IF I JUST CLOSE MY EYES MAYBE THE NIGHTMARE WILL STOP [+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Turns out the stable genius was actually retarded, who woulda thought LMAO [+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: I preferred when oil was zero [+5] u/Browns45750: There won’t be a caeefire dumb fuck started something with no endgame plan. [+5] u/kairepaire: Bols r fuk Bers run this town now [+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Oil going straight to Valhalla [+5] u/iiGoodVibesii: Any chance this holds until Market open. Oh pleeassseee. Uso calls [+5] u/kuun0113: Path last year bombed my port thinking puts this year [+5] u/rbraalih: Previous thread ... Rolex are mid range watches with high end marketing and not even that expensive. Look at patek Philippe or Lange & sohne for the real thing I type this wearing an Oyster perpetual btw, always wanted one since reading the James bond novels. But that's the point, Ian Fleming took money to product place them into the books [+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: imagine your car not taking you to your destination because there’s “too much traffic” and it’s “not in the mood” [+5] u/Emotional-Bag1398: Wake me up when September ends [+85] u/Preachey: You can't 🌮 this mess With tariffs he could tone it down when the markets shat themselves. Peace deals are two-sided though. 🥭 can't just announce "we won gg" and expect Iran (or Iranian splinter groups) to stop lobbing drones at airports and ships. He can't back out of this, and he can't bomb his way out. He's fucked the world economy in a way that can't easily be un-fucked. [+64] u/bkns356: korea down 6.5% japan down 6% australia down 4% and people here still thinks US will go green [+62] u/sailortyx56: Surely, the new Supreme Leader won’t be pissed off that we killed his father, mother, wife, son, sister, niece, nephew, and brother-in-law. [+46] u/mike_from_here: 2000 dot com bubble. 2008 the housing crisis. 2026 a retard woke up one day and started a war [+35] u/beerstearns: Lucky for me my car runs of fresh Premium Gasoline, instead of nasty crude oil. So I am safe from the oil price spikes. [+34] u/portfoliorating: # IN ANOTHER TIMELINE: ❄️ PRESlDENT KAMAIA IS JUST WRAPPING UP HER 2 HOURS TALK WITH 🏳️‍🌈 GIRLS IN SCIENCE CLASS ABOUT DIVERSITY STRENGTH. OUR BELOVED JPOWELL IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER RATE CUT TO KICK OFF 2026 (AFTER BRINGING THE RATE TO ALMOST COVID LEVEL) ❄️ THE DOW IS AT 55,000, AND SHOOT UP ANOTHER 500 POINTS AFTER THE RUMOUR. ❄️ CHATGPT 5.4 IS STILL NOT ABLE TO SPELL THE WORD "STRAWBERRY" CORRECTLY & CLAUDE IS A RANDOM AI COMPANY THAT IS TRYING TO IMPROVE CODE COMPLETION. ❄️ YOU ARE STILL WORKING FROM HOME AT THE BORING 6 FIGURES JOB & SHITPOSTING ON WSB. ❄️ IRAN HAS GIVEN UP ON NUCLEAR AMBITION AND DECLARED PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EARTH & VENEZUELA COMMITS TO THE UN TO INCREASE OIL PRODUCTION & WE ARE ARGUING IF $2.5 OR $2.85 GASOLINE WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE STABILITY OF THE ECONOMY. ❄️ EPSTEIN LIST WAS RELEASED IN FULL WITHOUT REACTED. ❄️ ZUCKERBERG BEATS THE 💩 OUT OF ELON IN THE 2026 UFC CAGE FIGHT IN LAS VEGAS WHERE VISITED BY MILLIONS OF VISITORS ❤️ FROM AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING INUIT NATIVES FROM GREENLAND & OUR GREATEST ALLY CANADA WHERE PM. TRUDEAU ANNOUNCED CANADA WILL SPONSOR THE 2026 GIRLS EQUALITY CAMPAIGN AFTER SHORTLY DATED & IMPREGNATED KATY PERRY. AND MANY MORE..... [+33] u/99Fan: This feels like april 2025 all over again [+29] u/FxSpecter: Ok. How can I explain to my wife that I lost our savings account AND a line of credit of 25k. Divorce might be on the table… I am so fucked … [+27] u/spac420: they literally fired every general that said don't do it. [+27] u/Mahrez-: Is Mango basically cooked in the midterms? [+27] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Hell yea. This oil crisis and bad job report is just what I needed for my puts to make me $400. On the downside, I lost my job and filling up my tank is gonna eat up my unemployment check. [+26] u/A_small_Chicken: In alternate timeline 2026, President Kamala Harris is giving a speech on Women's STEM that no one is paying attention to while SPY is at 800. [+26] u/ThermalChaser: Some of yall voted for this. [+25] u/skin_flute_player: Somewhere in America is a doomsday preparer who is about to dust off his oil barrels when he bought during peak Covid. [+25] u/ThatGuyDan123: If your a Rep. politician just hang it up brah your not winning a god damn thing these midterms anywhere lmao [+25] u/portfoliorating: # YTD 11 days ago: 11% # YTD tomorrow: -25% (at least) # BRING BlDEN BACK!!!!!! [+25] u/AwwwMannn13: yeah I'm driving in eco mode this week [+25] u/Noble_Bastard: Mods. Post the fucking hotline. Now. [+23] u/onDetop: crude oil futures up 20% holy fuck [+23] u/awstick: Why would Biden do this? [+23] u/soscribbly: Orange man is treasonous scum. Bought and paid for sell-out [+22] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: Im starting to think this Trump fella might not know what he's doing. [+22] u/No_Lobster_1102: Why cant they use AI to produce oil? Are they stupid? [+22] u/JakeSal10: I’m gonna yolo puts and put an end to all of this nonsense [+22] u/Kabrosif: BREAKING: The world is now experiencing its largest oil supply shock in history, losing nearly 20 million barrels of oil supply per day. Top oil supply shocks: 1. Hormuz Closure (NOW): -20 million b/d 2. Iranian Revolution (1978): -5.5 million b/d 3. Yom Kippur War (1973): -4.5 million b/d 4. Iraq-Kuwait War (1990): -4.3 million b/d 5. Iran-Iraq War (1980): -4.0 million b/d 6. Russia-Ukraine War (2022): -2.0 million b/d The current supply shock is roughly the same size as the top 2-6 COMBINED. [+21] u/PJonathan24: Its crazy, i put $50 of gas in my car this morning, drove around for an hour, and I still have $50 of gas in my car. [+21] u/smileydog511: There’s gonna be a lot of money to be made whenever this resides, and I’m gonna find a way to lose everything [+21] u/SilverPrivateer: The poors are finally going to stop clogging the roads up [+21] u/jmc774: I miss the sleepy guy [+21] u/RagingBearBull: Thank god Im am AMERICAN!!!!! This means that I have enough fat store to last maybe 2 years without food. This is what we were preparing for [+21] u/No_Assistance5652: US became so retarded in the last 50 yrs, it produced first super-retard and made him a presi. [+21] u/portfoliorating: PRESlDENT BlDEN: **"America, I gave my best to you. I made a lot of mistakes in my career. But I gave my best to you."** \- August 2024 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I AM SO SORRY!!! [+21] u/ToadallyNormalHuman: Everything about to get insanely more expensive. Fuck buying stocks how am I going to be able to afford gas for my wife’s boyfriend to come over and fuck her in front of me? [+20] u/skin_flute_player: Diddy was ahead of the curve, just bought the wrong oil. [+20] u/emaw63: Y'know, in hindsight it probably wasn't wise picking a fight with a country that has the ability to easily shut down global oil trade when they're backed into a corner Ah well, at least the administration is investing in renewables so that we aren't quite so dependent on foreign oil, right? [+20] u/Standard-Top-5942: Pretty clear the US bombed a school and killed 150 kids (nyt did an analysis). Every dead kid is a whole family of generational hate created, while we just pile up more and more trillions in US debt. [+20] u/InIce1234: Many of you were 14 when Russia invaded Ukraine and it shows. [+20] u/Kickboy21: All 🥭 had to do was play golf [+20] u/louis-debroglie: It seems we have succeeded in making Khamenei younger [+20] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: DOW is down -900 Holy Shit man. And Oil is $108 a barrel Make America Great Again my fucking ass [+19] u/ProfessorAkaliOnYT: JAPAN’S NIKKEI AVERAGE FUTURES FALL 7.3% IN EARLY TRADE. [](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2030792628305096913) [+19] u/All_FIREdUp: The red hats don’t care if 🥭 horrifically raped children but if they have to pay $4/gallon to fill their lifted Ram then you fucking better believe there will be hell to pay [+19] u/AvocadoPurees: I think we open red tomorrow, fellas [+19] u/EvolvingDior: Some of you may go bankrupt, but that's a price he's willing to pay >!so that you forget about the Epstein files!<. [+19] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: social media is possibly the single worst thing humanity has ever created, it has given a global megaphone to people with room temperature IQs that give opinions about topics on which they know nothing beyond a 5 minute YouTube video they watched [+18] u/Future_Chipmunk_7897: Some of you may get called on margin, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. [+18] u/PushAble2463: Finally 🥭 killed all bols… including me. [+18] u/louis-debroglie: TACO isn't possible this time Tehran will not cut a deal while they have this much leverage They have their arch enemy disarmed and under constant bombardment US withdrawl or ceasefire would mean handing over the Gulf states, no chance at ever rebuilding those bases, and complete loss of influence in the Middle East TACO is dead, and in the meanwhile we'll suffer [+18] u/UsernameTaken_123: According to 🥭 we've sunk 30 out their 20 ships so far, and we've escorted a whooping 1 tanker through the whore anoos And their air force is completely annihilated... yet oil refineries all over neighbouring countries keep magically blowing up [+18] u/ToadallyNormalHuman: I think it’s remarkable that since 🥭 took over the job market has been complete ass. It would have been better if he did literally nothing and let JPow do his job. [+18] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: not even the founding fathers were able to predict this type of retardation [+18] u/rick2882: https://preview.redd.it/geor0hbpwwng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64221c409535574f157f48d2c0cd44f2a453fa87 [+18] u/Majestic-Bass6772: if sleepy joe was manning the ship would we be at SPY 800 or SPY 900 rn? [+18] u/lamewoodworker: Fuck my life. i really should have gone out and voted [+18] u/Miker1730: mango man just ruined his chances at midterms thats for sure [+18] u/emaw63: They called him Sleepy Joe because you could sleep at night [+18] u/Ceyenne18: U dumbass voted him in ... [+18] u/EvolvingDior: Banbet that shit, cowboy [+17] u/NewDawn101: I sent in my resume for the Ayatollah position, looks like I didn’t get the job [+17] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Gas is literally going to be like $8.00 at the pump Good luck trying to explain that you Orange Fuck [+17] u/OkRecommendation1040: We might actually have a -4% day holy shir [+17] u/2plus2_equals_5: Still got 3 more years with this clown. [+17] u/BooBrew32: I can't vote for Kamala! She's a woman! Welp, looks like my only choice is the fat stupid child rapist in clown makeup who's bankrupted several casinos and did terribly last time as president. [+17] u/BaxterrStockman: Elect a 🤡, expect a 🎪 [+17] u/No_Assistance5652: The whole US got played by a small middle eastern country. I hate it but respect.🫡 [+17] u/sailortyx56: Oil hit $150 in July 2008. 2 months later, Lehman Brothers filed bankruptcy. [+17] u/hfbvm2: Guys its only short term pain for long term gain. Chill out. Spy 1000 when this is all over [+17] u/sailortyx56: Oil is too expensive now. Some of you fatties need to start walking. [+17] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: TBH SLEEPY JOE MARKET WAS FAR BETTER THAN THIS SHITTTTTT [+17] u/randalflagg: 77 million people voted for this lmao [+17] u/WingedScapula420: On top of everything else, the federal government stole an hour of my weekend from me [+17] u/us1549: I'm 100% going to be margin called tomorrow. Holy fuck [+17] u/These-Shoulder8017: Make the barrels smaller. Then it won't look so bad. [+17] u/pinkerton_gov: Imagine thinking this administration has any idea wha it’s doing [+17] u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_: Bondi called the top of the stock market [+17] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: MAGA tard sheep caused this [+17] u/bzl33: $spy futures are only down 2% lol. when the real crash happens, this place will be insufferable and filled with commies. [+17] u/BreadfruitOk6788: Panic sell and freak the fuck out. It’s fucking over. [+17] u/Awkward_Resolve_9511: I always had a strong hunch that this place is quietly overrun with some of the biggest cucks on the internet, and then moments ago I came cross this headline flash that Mango is flying out to Israel to see Bibi as opposed to summoning him to DC. Damn. [+16] u/jokull1234: Not only did Trump want the stagflation of the 1970s, he wanted the Iran crisis of the 1970s too [+16] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Why would Joe Biden do this [+16] u/No_Assistance5652: The retard and his base thought all the previous presidents are idiots for trying to make a deal with Iran instead of attacking them. This is why they didn’t do it. [+16] u/neverturndownagain: US and ISRAEL begging IRAN for ceasefire lmao [+16] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Oil up 30% last week, biggest weekly gain on record Oil up 30%.. again.. tonight 😂😂😂 [+16] u/Karl151: I can't believe I thought there was no difference between him and Kamala, SPY would be cruising to $750 by now if we had her instead [+16] u/ai___________: I think we’re fucked guys [+16] u/BillyShears2015: 🥭 will walk out and with a straight face say, “I don’t know what the radical democrats are so mad about, thanks to me half of the country is carpooling now” [+16] u/Philly8181: There's an infinite amount of cash at the federal reserve🎉 [+16] u/bonkers69: Curse you Joe Bidennnnnn [+16] u/barmeloxanthony10: Dude this is so bad lol [+16] u/abroadbroadband: Don't worry gang, we're all about to get gas vouchers worth $17.76 # ⛽️🛢️🫡🇺🇸 [+16] u/Awuxy: Im getting really fucking sick of winning donnie. [+16] u/Bendak_Starkiller_: gentlemen, its been a privelage playing with you [+16] u/Select-Roll-4041: Crazy that video of the oil facility getting blown up was actually a live representation of my port tmr [+16] u/No-Improvement3164: CNBC was telling everyone to buy last week. 😂🤡🤡 [+16] u/takeahikehike: All 🥭 had to do was to do nothing and take credit for a recovering economy, but instead he went full retard. [+16] u/louis-debroglie: "The decision to end the war with Iran will be a joint decision in consultation with Netanyahu." Yeah so not for another 2-3 years minimum, great [+16] u/Level_Counter3062: Lmao yeah for one car [+15] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: Iran has drones with or without nukes, why did he truth this 20 minutes ago: "Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!President DJT" He's like the average WSB user caught in a bad trade losing 10% a day. [+15] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: we gonna be epicely fuked [+15] u/takeahikehike: The market is still not even close to pricing in the geopolitical risk tbh. Like there is a legitimate possibility that the Iranians start bombing Saudi water infrastructure and they have to evacuate Riyadh.  Oil could hit 200. [+15] u/Noble_Bastard: Marjorie Taylor Greene. Never liked that bitch neanderthal, but even she knew we were owned by Israel, and said fuck it, I'd rather take my insider trading gains than go along with this shit. [+15] u/NVDAismyg0d: First of all, happy international women’s day [+15] u/BooBrew32: Mango couldn't solve a 1-piece jigsaw puzzle and he thought war with Iran was a good idea. [+15] u/spellbadgrammargood: Gen Z deals with COVID, AI taking jobs, upcoming WW3: When does the pain end? Millennials: *It never does.* [+15] u/EnginrA: Haven’t seen bears this excited since Heated Rivalry got renewed [+15] u/photosynthescythe: Why the fuck do we even have a democracy if we just elect people who’ve been rich their entire lives? The people who keep sending bombs to Iran have genuinely never had to worry about gas prices ever. It’s just something the talk about to get elected [+15] u/FineJuggernaut3295: All of this because of the Epstein files btw [+15] u/daddysgirl794: Oil up 30% overnight. Jesus Christ [+15] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: All this so the 86 year old cancer ridden khamenei can be replaced with a younger khamenei. Remember how we dumped trillions of dollars and thousands of american lives for the taliban to be replaced with the taliban. If you don't  remember, don't worry because we are about to get an encore. [+15] u/dylanx5150: I apologize for laughing at Pokemon card collectors. [+15] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # **THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER** [+15] u/_throwawayeveryday__: This is like my favourite place to hang out when the shit hits the fan. Best vibes. [+15] u/Proton404x: # WAR IS BOLISH. 🤣😂🤣😆 can’t believe I listened to you FOOLS! ##im an idiot 🫶 [+15] u/shunted22: Can't wait to see the pictures of the 1 panicked guy still trading in the nyse pit tomorrow. [+15] u/InsaneBallsack: This admin is the worst in US history but it’s still shocking they were so dumb to do this [+15] u/F1No47: Why. Why did you all vote for him :( [+15] u/RockasaurusRex: Holy shit Jim Cramer just appointed as the new Ayatollah. [+15] u/legible_print: Can you imagine being a fucking value-based consumer goods company just trying to get your stock turned around after Pandemic and Inflation, but then 🥭 starts hucking bombs at random countries that we haven't been in open conflict with since like the 80s? Can you even imagine the frustration that has to be coiling through stable, normal companies right now? It's like opening a new bar in a prime location only to have some fat piece of shit get a DUI driving in through the front of the place coming back from somewhere else. [+15] u/toosharp4c: lol this admin is finding out quickly tactical victories do not equate to strategic victories. If this continues this whole thing can turn into a “loss” despite Iran being bombed to shit. RIP all our portfolios [+15] u/No_Lobster_1102: My 401k is turning into 0.401k [+14] u/PushAble2463: Michael Burry just called me. All he did was to laugh uncontrollably, then he hung up 🤨 [+14] u/PushAble2463: You all need to just calm down, zoom out, have a glass of water.. AND PANIC SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!! [+14] u/leshermes: WHAT HAPPENED ELITES? I THOT YOUR K-SHAPED ECONOMY COULD HOLD UP EVERYTHING? PATHETIC PUSSIES REPLACING US WITH DATACENTERS THAT WONT SURVIVE A BLACKOUT 😝 [+14] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Freak the fuck out and panic [+14] u/portfoliorating: # FKING PIECE OF 💩, I AM SO BITTER RIGHT NOW. # I SHOULD HAVE SPENT MY MONEY ON DRUGS AND PROSTITUTES INSTEAD, WHY THE FK DID I LISTEN TO YOUTUBERS TO "INVEST"??? # WTF! I HATE THEM. GIVE MY MONEY BACK. [+14] u/TopEmploy9624: Gonna be awkward when Trump tries to TACO and the new ayatollah is like "nah bro, no oil until you build the nukes for us" [+14] u/OkRecommendation1040: It’s actually fucking over holy shit [+14] u/InIce1234: Iran nuking Dubai would be bullish. Strait of Hormuz would double in size immediately. Easy for bull. Can't lose. [+14] u/spellbadgrammargood: me check futures: -1.6% LOL no wonder bulls are quiet as fuck [+14] u/Cullen8228: This will go down as the worst self inflicted gunshot wound in history. [+14] u/Mumrik2: all your stocks might be worthless but that dented can of soybeans in the back of your cabinet is worth 2% more tonight. Think positive. [+14] u/Balarius: Dow has crashed 4k points since "But the DOW is 50,000, who cares about children being raped!" thing. 8% crash lol so many trillions [+14] u/StonksInvesteur: if SPY -2% and your portfolio is blown -99% then you definitely belong here [+14] u/BahtMann: Believe it or not - bankruptcy [+14] u/hioman01: Remember, buy high sell low [+14] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: This is Joe Biden's fault for losing the election [+14] u/Cool_Watercress3816: Wow I actually hate this retarded 🥭 [+14] u/PushAble2463: Like what are you gaining from this America!? A way more pissed off Iran and my port in fucking shambles? Does it make you wet? Risking fucking huge increase in radicalism, terrorist attacks and shit and I don’t really see how any of this will make them want nuclear weapons LESS. What are you smoking.. 😭 [+14] u/TXtogo: Operation epic failure [+14] u/jraiv420: Everyone gets a margin call tomorrow [+14] u/Paul_Robert_: Guys, I'm starting to think that stonks don't always go up... [+14] u/Common_Ad_3059: at this point, crude is going to reach $120 by midnight [+14] u/pacific_b: Watching it all burn down through dumb WSB comments is comforting ngl [+14] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: We joke as a coping mechanism [+14] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Operation Fuck Your Portfolio [+14] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Japan is down -7% At -10% they hit the circuit breakers and will shut down their stock market. [+14] u/mewlena: if i keep thinking about oil breaking 120 i might start vomiting blood [+14] u/perceptive_AI: 99% of people don't even care what happens in the market tomorrow [+14] u/Same_College2053: 🥭 giving a company made 3 days ago exclusive rights to distribution of usa oil reserves. Guess whos on the board. [+14] u/Shoddy_Ad897: The dumbest people are finally losing their money [+14] u/rixxxand: I do appreciate that 🥭 retarded tariffs cost the average person like $1500 but gas going up 60 cents is when people finally flip their shit [+14] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Oil is $117 now Great job morons. This is indefensible [+14] u/Voltthrower69: There was word that mango is being showed fake polling that shows everyone loves what he’s doing in Iran. Evangelical Zionists are going to collapse the global economy thinking this war is gonna bring around imaginary sky daddy. [+14] u/JanetYellenNudes: Too bad dick Cheney's died before this shit. OG war pig would've fucking loved it. [+14] u/TimeTravelingChris: Just a reminder that this is what happens when you elect a moron. [+13] u/chafingNip: Oil 110 a barrel lol. Was 60 less than 2 weeks ago [+13] u/DingleJingle_: Buying calls on Friday that expire Monday wasn't the play I guess. [+13] u/pinkerton_gov: Bondi’s next hearing: “THE DOW is at $40,000” [+13] u/NVDAismyg0d: Daylight savings is a top 5 holiday. 7pm Sunset is incredible [+13] u/SquirtleStomp: Good thing oil isn't factored in to inflation or cost of living, right [+13] u/Jimz2018: MARKETS CRASH OIL RISING LARGEST TACO TO BE DELIVERED ON A GOLD PLATTER BE READY [+13] u/BooBrew32: I probably shouldn't have bought $100,000 worth of SPX calls expiring Monday on margin. [+13] u/BooBrew32: Bulls, you've made a classic mistake. You just assumed bears were smooth-brained idiots who watched *The Big Short* and assumed they knew when the next crash would be, so they bought puts and kept losing money. Now that an actual crash is happening, bears are too broke to buy puts. So they're at the dollar store wondering if they can afford a five pack of ramen. Classic. [+13] u/TokiAsuma: The -5% day tmrw is going to be glorious [+13] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Oil just hit $114 Holy Fuck [+13] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: Circuit breaker by close but unironically Several Asian markets already down over 7% [+13] u/mgbkurtz: White House is likely panicking, they have no off-ramp on this one. If the rich stop spending the GFC will look like a trial run. [+13] u/Maximum_Light409: i'm tired, boss... tired of everything [+13] u/Ooofy_Doofy_: I work as a trucker in the oil industry and things are getting crazy. Soon you’ll be able to walk into an oil company, give a firm handshake, and walk out with a job like a boomer. [+13] u/spellbadgrammargood: 2025 trump liberation day = market crash 2026 trump invades iran = market crash 2027 AI bubble finally bursts = market crash buckle up buckaroos [+13] u/Noble_Bastard: That fucking bitch screaming about the DOW being $50,000 was a multi year top. [+13] u/hockeyfun1: I wanna see a Level 3 circuit breaker at 9:32am so I can enjoy the rest of my day. [+13] u/CriticalBlackberry90: You know what... don't open the casino tomorrow actually [+13] u/isramobile: Alright dumb fucks Who wants to pool our money together, buy an oil tanker and go through the strait at night. They won’t even see us going through. Ez fucking money boys. [+13] u/Awuxy: Just Gonna Put this here and hope it gets pinned Dial: 988- Suicide and Crisis Lifeline [+13] u/lovo17: The disgusting thing is that ALL THIS SHIT WAS AVOIDABLE. We just had to vote for a woman as President, but this country clearly is not capable of doing that. [+13] u/Independent_Term5790: Imagine this all goes tits up right before boomers start retirement, fucking glorious [+13] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: Oil’s gonna dump just like slv, wait on it [+13] u/Etheikin: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⢔⣒⠂⣀⣀⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠋⢠⣟⡼⣷⠼⣆⣼⢇⣿⣄⠱⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⡀⣆⠙⠢⠐⠉⠉⣴⣾⣽⢟⡰⠃ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣦⠀⠤⢴⣿⠿⢋⣴⡏⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡙⠻⣿⣶⣦⣭⣉⠁⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠇⡟⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⣘⣦⣀⠀⠀⣀⡴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠫⣿⠉⠻⣇⠘⠓⠂⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣄⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣷⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ RIP BOOLS [+13] u/CardiologistEqual336: 🥭’s going to declare martial law and take control of the midterms [+13] u/pinkerton_gov: Imagine going to bed actually thinking this will be green in the morning. These post 2010 bulls about to learn a hard lesson. [+13] u/spellbreaker: Boomers be watching oil jump from $70 to $115 a barrel in a week and be like "I remember when it was $3 and a penny was worth a dollar" [+12] u/BooBrew32: "I'm a fucking idiot. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" [+12] u/Mahrez-: As dumb as this may sound right now, I still hope nobody does anything rash. [+12] u/winner_in_life: Rednecks in the Midwest will now be paying 4.99/gallon 🤣 [+12] u/Confident-Window4928: Okay guys enough of this. I’m stepping in to handle this. [+12] u/ManyHead6662: i cant believe joe rogan did this [+12] u/NotMe357: "Fear tonight of more energy infrastructure targeting and no way to open the Strait. A sudden oil shock is always bad for stocks. Can 2022 repeat? Could it be worse...My Sunday piece draws the parallel. I don't see a path to de-escalation..." ---- Jim Cramer It looks like there may be a deal between Iran and USA soon lol [+12] u/Nice-Difference8641: smells like 6 years ago on the day in here [+12] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Heading to Costco for gas before they run out [+12] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: Holy shit my port might actually open -20% [+12] u/reactzzzz: keep your cars in the garage folks, it’s time to take the bike, it’s good exercise [+12] u/hfbvm2: Guys dont worry, they replaced Ayotallah Khomenei with, checks notes, Ayatollah Khomenei. Huge victory for Operation Epic Fury, tomorrow starts Operation Ultra Rage against Cuba. [+12] u/EnginrA: We might get circuit breakers tomorrow [+12] u/reactzzzz: those midterms are cooked lil bro pack it up [+12] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Crude with a 10% gap up on the daily is fuckin hilarious [+12] u/ImthatRootuser: Make America unaffordable again 🤡 [+12] u/These-Shoulder8017: AI says when oil is expensive just use less. [+12] u/GetBigOrDieTrying5: Dang I might get liquidated 3x short oil lol [+12] u/HairlessChest: woah oil gonna be $200 buy noon. [+12] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Tech stocks are tanking as if they are using oil in their datacenter 😒 [+12] u/leakybiscuit: Puts on friday were too obvious so I didn’t buy them 😬😬 [+12] u/ConstantEfficiency83: The last 3 major US recessions were preceded by oil spikes btw [+12] u/Ante_social_music: If you like oil at 100 you will love it at 200 [+12] u/Napster-mp3: I cannot believe we just out pizza’d the hut [+12] u/smart_doge: Iraq was $300M/day 🤡 Iran is $900M/day 🤡🤡🤡 [+12] u/NVDAismyg0d: Donnie may have gotten into something that would be incredibly dangerous for the world if he shows again that a falling stock market is his kryptonite [+12] u/Austin_Destroyer: About a month ago, someone said SPY would see 650 again before it went to 700 and we all had a happy little chuckle because "sterks ernly gurp". Fucking turntables, man. [+12] u/AMX_revue: Biggest winner this month are EV owners [+12] u/winston511: 🥭 “effective immediately I’m removing global trade tariffs on any country that joins the United States and Israel in the fight against the extremist nation of Iran” [+12] u/pleasestoptalkin: “It’s different this time” - WSB right before nothing happens again. [+12] u/seabasssilea: Gold down silver down green by open [+12] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: $107 a barrel. Holy shit [+12] u/BlueSpaceSherlock: Kopsi dropping 5% isn't concerning the Koreans are degenerate gamblers. Nikkei dropping 6% is terrifying. [+12] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Oil hit $110 Thanks you fucking moron [+12] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: I don’t think 🥭 can taco out like of this The supreme leader lost his dad, wife and son like I don’t think he has that much to live for right now [+12] u/portfoliorating: # MISTER. PRESlDENT, THE 2ND PLANE HAS HIT THE DOW. **1,000 POINTS DROPPED** [+12] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: $120 Oil Price is considered a recession indicator We are about to hit that in an hour [+12] u/Unfamous_Trader: I don’t think the Dow is over 50000 anymore someone call Pam Bondi [+12] u/Awuxy: Mamdani's gonna do a similar program for the snow shovelers, but instead its gonna to clean up the Wall Street traders tomorrow [+12] u/plzplzplztendies: Remember when everyone said war is bullish? [+12] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Operation Epic Assreaming about to make me lose a grand at open [+12] u/SkittleTittys: "They're eating the dogs" was a premonition about Muricans in 2026 [+12] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Feels good being cash gang over the weekend [+11] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: every last one of them. vote them all out in midterms [+11] u/northdancer: $58 oil was the bubble gum holding this popsicle stick bridge economy together. [+11] u/ThermalChaser: Jesus that tape must be fucking disgusting. [+11] u/RN_Geo: Holy $hit, look at that Brent chart!! Congrats to all the pavement princess driving, peedo protecting mouth breathers winning at the gas pump this week 😄 [+11] u/Ooofy_Doofy_: Funny that this war has gone on for a week and Americans dgaf until oil went up [+11] u/Mr_Canada1867: If there’s no circuit 🚨breakers tmrw i’ll be disappointed [+11] u/RoccoFb: Ill see you all in the nuclear winter when we trade squirrel meat options [+11] u/AndItsThetaAgain: #Breaking News: WHITE HOUSE EXPLORES SALE OF TEXAS TO GREENLAND Thank you for your attention to this matter [+11] u/cresstheory2016: United States of Israel [+11] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Fuck man, they just appointed the guy who’s even more hard line radical, after the US/Izzy wiped out his father, mother, son, friends… and took out his navy, air force, and nuclear programs. Then have neighbours bombing desalination plants which, after a seriously hard drought, will likely cause significant humanitarian stresses. All of this with like 150-200k+ lunatics willing to die for their chance at some virgins. Game of thrones level of drama unfolding and it’s just week 2. Troops will be put on the ground, there’s little doubt now. And all I fucking wanted this year was to chill and watch my little NBIS go up like the little fighter it is. But nope. Now I gotta watch gay bears on here for the next 4 years. [+11] u/BoratOhtani: 🇺🇸 has lost its damn mind, everyone should delete all their social media apps and go spend some time in their local community college to re-learn the basics - critical thinking, economics, US Constitution [+11] u/Additional_Diver584: Yeah I was apolitical but I will now intentionally vote democrat so I don’t get this shit ever again with the orange [+11] u/FreonJunkie96: New generation of oil bag holders will be born [+11] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Oh ok that does seem to be getting worse maybe I will touch the grass tomorrow, smell some roses, scream into a steering wheel [+11] u/hioman01: wHaT aRe YoUr MoVeS tOmMoRrOw? [+11] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Cash gang. We ride at dawn. [+11] u/Automatic-Mountain45: I think there's a HIGH chance that he's going to declare that he destroyed all their capabilities - even if that's patently false, claim VICTORY and leave. I don't think he lives in reality, and I fully think his cult will believe he won... [+11] u/Far_Addition1210: Will Blackrock last the week? [+11] u/spreadbetfred: 🥭 going down as the most cancerous person in history [+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: Hitler was rejected from art school.  One thing lead to another, America dropped nukes on Japan. Obama made fun of someone.  One thing lead to another.... Stay tuned for the end. [+11] u/tgff333: 🥭 keeps saying how he knows it's the right move cause the people are cheering and celebrating whenever they take down a dictator...oh the irony [+11] u/DaenysTheGoat: Holy fucking shit Japan is dumping all over themselves. [+11] u/NYGiants181: I hate this mother fucker [+11] u/OwnAide8191: Down $170k in 3 months. I want to kill myself [+11] u/MeeseShoop: Man I might be down 30k tomorrow. Fml [+11] u/louis-debroglie: People have been trained to "look through" every recent bad event because they were all essentially reversible. In actual fact, most were reversed, with the net effect being that they were "negotiating positions". This war isn't domestic politics or tariffs where you can flip tomorrow. The US has no good options in this war, Tehran won't stop when it has the upper hand, and US withdrawal isn't going to happen either. Bombing Tehran's oil depots or taking Kharg Island may be forms of negotiation, but they have real, irreversible, and immediate economic consequences. Securing the Persian Gulf is currently impossible, not unless the US wants to risk losing a ship or two. Ground invasion is impossible without at least 1 million troops. So at least for the forseeable future, Iran has the upper hand on the oil situation. The strategy will be to induce pain for the US economically until it makes concessions, none of which the US will be prepared to make 1 week into a war it decided to launch. [+11] u/Economisty: Let me tell you what will happen this week. Hegseth has spent most of Sunday fantasizing about getting an 88 tattoo on his forehead but his evening was just interrupted by Trump who has told him he needs to get a tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. Some Philippino captain is going to be convinced to chance his arm on the promise of a Big Mac meal at the White House if he is successful. The destiny of your whole portfolio is going to come down to how good a drone operator some 21 year old named Cyrus is. [+11] u/bespoketrancheop: Bought calls friday cheers follow me for more trading tips [+11] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Whoever says mango is lazy is wrong, this is the busiest he has ever been. He has declared war on his own citizens and other nations, threat allies with tariffs, try to ban free speech, gave false hope to crypto bros and ate their lunch, trying his best to make a new record in oil prices, setup Pam Blondi to jinx dow 50k. I say he deserves a game of golf this weekend to rest his mind. [+11] u/arigold940: boomers gon wake up and slam the sell button [+11] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: The Boomers will die off nuking the planet before they go from old age. [+11] u/CardiologistEqual336: My tax dollars are being used to raise gas prices Stonks [+11] u/pussinbuuts: 🥭 in his oil bath: What do you mean they elected a new leader? And they’re calling him muad’dib? [+11] u/bklotrgoblet: This market has bulls saying shit like Holy Toledo [+11] u/OkRecommendation1040: Imagine the sheer amount of stop losses that will get triggered at 650 [+11] u/RoyalFail6: If you’re not down at least 25% YTD, you’ve basically won this year [+11] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: USO WTFFFFF IT GOT HAULTED !!! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS MARKET [+11] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Somehow, Khamenei returned! [+11] u/Cheap_Sir_7100: Taco doesn’t realize Iran literally could get bombed and killed over and over again and will keep coming back with private funding and random people. They are literally the Japanese in ww2 [+11] u/Walking72: Some of you never said thank you and it shows [+11] u/DuAbUiSai: 🥭 speed running to bankgrupt the economy [+11] u/RoyalFail6: 🥭 is going to make the Covid selloff look like child’s play the way he’s starting wars left and right [+11] u/TopEmploy9624: KUWAIT HALTS ALL OIL PRODUCTION DUE TO THE CLOSURE OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ [+11] u/DeezSpicyNuts: All hail the gooner nation of Jizzreal 🫡 [+11] u/BarbellPadawan: Good thing inflation numbers don’t include energy, housing, or any of the other main things we spend our money on [+11] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Yall ready for last week again? But for the next 11 months? [+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: I'm buying tacos tonight in an effort to conjure tacos. [+11] u/McClintockC: Lil Tillamook yogurts at winco went from $.58 to $.76 over the weekend If that doesn't radicalize you, you're beyond saving [+11] u/tgff333: Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY! - President DJT [+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: It's not over until the hotline is stickied. [+11] u/IamtryigOKAY: Well, time to delete the app [+11] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: im gonna lose so much fuckin money [+11] u/ZealousidealSector19: This will be the time futures are correct :/ [+11] u/EarlyPattern6315: Why does Oil double when only 20% of worldwide supply is taken away? [+11] u/MaresATX: This has happened before. We all know what Monday will be like. [+11] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The year is 2027 It took me 20 minutes to go & back and forth to pick up my food with a **car** Gas is +$1,000/barrell so now I have to walk 2 hours back & forth on **foot** because I can't afford gas lol 😂 [+11] u/Dawnoftheman: Ngl War aside Tech is in big trouble right now . Who’s going to tell trump that restricting access to American tech isn’t going to help us lead AI , but it’s going to accelerate other nations output of technology that can match or surpass our own. [+11] u/Vast_Builder1670: Cry, watch my VIX puts vaporize at open. [+11] u/MadaInChina: Telling my boss I’m not going in tomorrow cuz the gas is more expensive than my paycheck now [+11] u/patcakes: I'm beginning to think that when they said drain the swamp, what they really meant was get rid of brown people. [+11] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Dow is down 10% since she said 50000 lol [+11] u/Kimberlyw416: VERIFIED: Iran is not Venezuela [+11] u/Common_Ad_3059: looks like $120 crude oil will be right tonight, then $150 is next target. [+11] u/Front_Umpire4873: Oil isnt stopping wtf [+11] u/pleasestoptalkin: I would like to congratulate you 🫵 on being named the new supreme leader of Iran. [+11] u/zestykite: I'm guessing Venezuela oil isn't enough to make up iran oil prices... [+11] u/WillingCommittee: i dont think the dow is over 50000 anymore [+11] u/arbitraryBlue: Oil? Who said something about oil? Bitch you cookin? - Dave Chappelle [+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: It would be insanely ironic if the guy who was chosen specifically to end inflation led to the highest inflation since the seventies LMAO [+11] u/Randomname1157: bitcoin is barely down. that means something [+11] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: hahahahah America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow https://www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1NDk1NjI2Mw/America250-Rings-The-Opening-Bell [+11] u/Solid-Season9984: Member Biden canceled the keystone pipeline and everyone blamed him his entire term for gas prices? Pepperidge farms remembers. [+11] u/Chrg88: Night shift with the newborn. I am looking forward to watching red rockets with you all this fine evening [+11] u/shortgamegolfer: The gym is going to be empty in the morning [+11] u/GTS980: If premarket holds up my port is cooked and I will be offering hummers on the corner starting tomorrow morning. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+11] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Can somebody tell me why we are doing all this in Iran when Operation Midnight Hammer was such a resounding success? [+11] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Oil is now $115 I’ve never seen it sky rocket so fast in my life [+10] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Inflation bout to go nuts again. Everyone in the world is gonna pay for Mango being a bootlicking zioservant [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Great Beautiful Recession [+10] u/dylanx5150: 🥭 destroys everything he touches. [+10] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: If youre going to initiate a war, at least coordinate air defense with allies and send your troops in to secure the most important oil route in the world following the air campaign? [+10] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Stop looking shocked Oil is going to 150 and it’s not even a debate [+10] u/spellbreaker: If Asia and Europe crash overnight then we obviously will V violently at open because all inflow will come to US stocks. If Asia crashes and Europe starts to V overnight then we obviously continue the V at open because the market will have shaken off the uncertainty. If Asia and Europe stabilize overnight the V at open is inevitable because war is actually bullish anyway. If we V in premarket then the rocket ship is loaded at open because momentum only ever goes one direction. If we open green then we will obviously V even harder than ever before because we're only one Truth away from a +8% day   Therefore, puts at open. [+10] u/Suspicious-Sir574: Guys welcome back to July 2025 [+10] u/WombatShwambat: I hope the money I make from puts tomorrow will be worth something in the new world order economy after WW3 [+10] u/maplessbastard: FREAK THE FUCK OUT BOYS. FREAK THE FUCK OUT. [+10] u/GirlScoutCookies93: Black monday sounds racist [+10] u/EvolvingDior: Your daily reminder that this war is a distraction from the Epstein files. Your port is being destroyed to protect pedos. [+10] u/All_FIREdUp: America just really had their own fucking Russian/Ukraine folly and is about to fucking find out what a prepared enemy and war of attrition feels like. 🫵😂 [+10] u/Fast_Signature7684: btc green is the funniest joke lol [+10] u/JoeyTropical4693: Crude oil getting close to where it was in 2008. Ruh roh raggy [+10] u/Preachey: Shock finally setting in 25% of the world's oil supply has been entirely cut off in an instant, and the most important thing is that there is zero plan to unfuck the situation. 🥭 can't 🌮 He can't just roll it back like he did the tariffs. Pandora's box is open and he can't slam the lid shut again. He can't chicken out. He can't change his mind. The only way to get oil flowing again is a massive and extended US military presence in the Strait, escorting tankers, and possibly including a ground invasion to try and secure a buffer zone (although how useful that would even be is dubious) It's allllllllllll fucked. [+10] u/music_crawler: Am I about to get laid off at work? Lmfao. This is BAD. [+10] u/NYGiants181: I am seriously so sick of these fucking morons. Please can we get some change I can’t take it anymore [+10] u/Diamond-Solo: Have you said thank you once? [+10] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Some of you should probably just focus on your job. Wouldn't want to go losing that now too [+10] u/AlpacaDream7: this place is funny when markets go up, but hilarious when they go down [+10] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: I have been trying to recover my losses for exactly one year now… and today im back to square one 📉📉 [+10] u/DustyBowls: why would biden do this? [+10] u/demos11: Oil 110? I guess XOM might go up 0.5%. [+10] u/rightovahere: Gonna be paying G700 charter prices for spirit airlines bitch class this summer [+10] u/ByteSizedBits1: I’m buying calls at open fuck it [+10] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: "Israeli sources: US intends to attack Iran’s nuclear sites to complete the job of terminating Tehran's nuke threat (Kan News)" So combined with his latest post, the end strategy is to drop a few more bombs on nuclear sites and call it a day? [+10] u/Junkingfool: For the thousandth time...Thank You! Can we stop now? [+10] u/Axonum: I guess we aren't seeing SPY 700 this year [+10] u/Hellmale: The 🥭 doesn’t care if you get broke, starving or having homelessness, he is making billions . [+10] u/ConfederacyOfDunces_: Orange man you stupid fuck Look what you did. Look what you made us give. [+10] u/sandygws: Just a hunch, but I'm starting to think we won't be seeing SPY 700 EOD [+10] u/potato111a: Cramer bearish af, guess m buying calls [+10] u/oheggtart: I love daytrading. Exited all positions last fri [+10] u/smellyfingernail: Damn bruh we should’ve bought infinity barrels of oil when it was negative during covid then sold it for one infinity dollars now that it’s one hundred. Are we morons? [+10] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Thanks Donald Trump for setting the stage for the world to be a Mad Max movie 20 - 40 years from now 👏 🙏 [+10] u/InsaneBallsack: “I voted for no new wars” 👨🏼‍🦳 [+10] u/Historical_Bother274: “Short term oil prices, which will drop rapidly when the destruction of the Iran nuclear threat is over, is a very small price to pay for U.S.A., and World, Safety and Peace. ONLY FOOLS WOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY!” You guys are all fools [+10] u/PickleRickleTV: Oil futures up 65% over the last month. Is this what winning looks like? [+10] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Oil surges above $100 a barrel; Trump says ‘small price to pay’ for defeating Iran Does he think it's over? [+10] u/TJMBeav: I love the smell of fear on a Sunday night. [+10] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Bers have been shorting the market since 2008 and think this is there chance. [+10] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Yay USA is respected again 😊 [+10] u/Tzengi: SPY delisted by open [+10] u/tika_dengu: Oil is unstoppable, too late to catch the rocket [+10] u/JaredFlys: I beg all of you regards to vote against 🥭in Nov midterms. He’s destroying the world. [+10] u/Heineken_500ml: I was rich last year, this year very poor [+10] u/AKOnDaTrack: 🥭's master plan to lower global carbon footprint. What a genius! [+10] u/Technical-Fondant-94: The panic is real lmao [+10] u/Maximum_Light409: I bled my ass off to recover from that drop and now I'm going to lose everything in one day [+10] u/dyshynky: This is just a normal market fluctua….HOLY SHIT! PANIC! SELL EVERYTHING THAT ISN’T TIED DOWN [+10] u/hfbvm2: Trump just tweeted. It's over for bulls, they're going to a nice farm upstate. [+10] u/Ecstatic-Ask7495: The only thing crazier than oil at 115 is that trump could drop it like a rock with a single tweet. It's too much power for someone like him [+10] u/Awuxy: Fujariah Oil Complex in UAE on fire with several tankers docked, oil storage tank hit [+10] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Mango is a dumb KGB agent [+10] u/CigInside: Am I actually supposed to believe all this nonsense is actually independent of the Epstein files [+10] u/vermilli21: So oil calls are free money and puts on SPY. Got it. The world is cooked [+10] u/hallett21: This is it. This is the big one [+10] u/Voltthrower69: The war in Iraq was a fucking racket. Fraudulent contractors got sweetheart deals worth hundreds of millions to billions. They up charge the government tons of money. There is war profiteering going on now I’m sure some of his pals are salivating at potential contracts for rebuilding bases, even more so if they try to ramp up in the region. [+10] u/ymi2f: I bought 666 puts on Friday. Thank u satan [+10] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Just a hunch, but I think that was the top for tonight for oil. Similar to last weekend at open. [+10] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Some people bought calls lol [+10] u/No_Cod972: If you ain't buying BTC here, you ain't black. [+10] u/Front_Umpire4873: Oil fut $ 114 , beserk🤦‍♀️ [+10] u/Hefty-Ad2809: FUHHHHHH MAN. filled my truck up just now. casino runs will HAVE to be wins for now on [+10] u/No_Assistance5652: Operation midnight hammer is a show. [+10] u/Kinnins0n: When you FAFO so hard you can’t TACO out of it. [+10] u/WrexyWrex: 18% higher cost of living at least is on the way lmao [+10] u/Apprehensive-Emu6431: will be green by open, put holders in shambles [+10] u/VariousScenes: How do I trade impending doom? [+10] u/zeusbox: Going from one crisis to another every year. Just tired of it all. fuck [+10] u/aew2019: I don't hear the music right now. [+10] u/diskfreak3: Get out of the way. We see -2.5% on SPY tomorrow, minimum. We may see 3. [+10] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Market not red enought we need spy at 450 [+10] u/PinealTone: SPY will be -17% till the mid erm elections are over. Too much uncertainty. [+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Donald Trump has two choices 1. Spend more money on a war vs. Iran 2. Spend more money on government-backed data centers & AI labs to keep the AI bull market alive Choose accordingly [+9] u/greyenlightenment: weird how market gaps 1.5% lower and then stays in same range for many hours. it's as if everyone agreed this is the appropriate price [+9] u/ClarkFable: So it looks like TACO has gotten himself into a situation that he can’t TACO out of, even if he desperately wants to— this should get interesting. [+9] u/Q4shm0ney: Nothing ever happens bros in shambles [+9] u/Boheed: ok actually keep the casino closed [+9] u/JafarFromAfar2: If you think this is fun, just wait until we get to see the inflation spike caused by oil almost doubling in under a month. Good thing the Fed caved and started cutting rates last year! [+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: Imagine willingly voting for this, congrats [+9] u/skin_flute_player: Time to dig out the scooters and bikes from storage you fatties. [+9] u/2000_Defender_90_PNW: Oil headed to 420.69 per barrel [+9] u/PapiGoneGamer: Trump posting on Truth that short term increases in oil prices are a small price to pay for the safety of the US and world to defeat Iran. Fuck this dude, seriously. He got himself into a situation that he won’t be able to finesse or luck his way out of and now has to put a brave face on everything. [+9] u/FoldItBackandSlapIt: https://preview.redd.it/vj5a0jwjtwng1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2187dc9cafc2b0bf1d5284fc86e3302a842513ec SNAP! [+9] u/TopEmploy9624: Was wondering why soybean, corn and wheat futures are all up 2%+ and it turns out that 30% of global nitrogen fertiliser goes through Hormuz too. [+9] u/Standard-Top-5942: Iran war is costing $891 million per day, while 500k kids dying of malaria per year which could 100% be brought down to like less than 100k easily with like 100 million per YEAR in USAID [+9] u/bilingualbunny: Generational poverty [+9] u/trout19: It's going to be REDpocalypse this week. Grab your balls and dive in. [+9] u/AMCorBUST2021: Ima buy the dip tomorrow [+9] u/jgpinc: If we invade Kharg Island, I'd like to offer my expertise. Source: 800 hours in BF3 [+9] u/AreMoron: Fuck stocks we're gonna have to pay even more now for everything. WTF fucking dog shit [+9] u/motorcycle-emptiness: Now why would Hunter Biden do this [+9] u/sailorsmile: It legit doesn’t matter if 🥭 tweets about us “winning” since Israel and Iran are just going to destroy the entire Middle East until further notice [+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Dat gawd damn bitch Carol Fuckin Baskins!! Lmao [+9] u/Dawnoftheman: Trump has fucked so much up man I’m over it [+9] u/advantage_player: The most valuable asset wsb users will own after this week [+9] u/disishowedoit: THIS IS WHY WE HELD OVER THE WEEKEND!! [+9] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: Alexa what is the highest building in my area [+9] u/LongCucumber3710: Wow I’m glad I have 80 percent in cash 😎 After losing 95 percent of my port ytd 🤡 [+9] u/TowelOld743: Qatar's minister of energy said we could see prices as high as 150 dollars a barrel if it drags on. I mentioned it here once and some dude basically called the statement fake and gay [+9] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: in 8 minutes we find out how fucked our ports are yey! [+9] u/LaPenta5594: This is looking more and more like the beginning of 2022 [+9] u/TopEmploy9624: Yeah this isn't ending any time soon [https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-to-times-of-israel-itll-be-a-mutual-decision-with-netanyahu-regarding-when-iran-war-ends/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/trump-to-times-of-israel-itll-be-a-mutual-decision-with-netanyahu-regarding-when-iran-war-ends/) [+9] u/Same_College2053: Japan shut down stock market for the day [+9] u/I_am_Nerman: France is sending over their biggest carrier. Iran has pissed everyone off. [+9] u/AvocadoPurees: Note to self: don't be a contrarian tomorrow morning x 10 [+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Is a -5% day possible? [+9] u/Balarius: Lol DOW is gonna open up 7k down from Biden era stock projections for this time. I fucking hate this country [+9] u/WillasTyrell: every stat now is like this is the first time in decades this has happened* *except april 2020 [+9] u/Shantivanam: What if it's something good? [+9] u/spectra444: I'm sick to my stomach [+9] u/abroadbroadband: How hard could it be to get through the Strait of Hormuz? Full throttle send it bro, duck and weave!!! [+9] u/jnas_19: JAPAN’S NIKKEI AVERAGE FUTURES FALL 7.3% IN EARLY TRADE. [+9] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Bitcoin has proven itself to be entirely irrelevant over and over again. [+9] u/friedbymoonlight: Why is Japan getting hit like it’s Korea? [+9] u/pacific_b: See ya’ll in 10 years [+9] u/systerix: PLEASE SOMEONE BUY PUTS SO MARKETS WILL SKYROCKET [+9] u/ozarkabottle: Warren Buffet : Yes Interviewer : Can you see the future? [+9] u/DumbNutter: Damn, circuit breakers might be back on the menu at this point [+9] u/clubdirthill: alexa turn off stock market [+9] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Imagine if this is the first time in his life he doesn't TACO and actually decides to stick with something... [+9] u/Independent_Term5790: Korea unhalted and dumping again [+9] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: I’m prolly in the top 3 ugliest non-disabled people in my city [+9] u/sleepygarner: Because Israel asked. [+9] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: unreal just because homos are getting straight in middle east [+9] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: God I’m so fucking delusional [+9] u/Neel_Crashkari: I need a woman with a double gut and no ass to set me straight [+9] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Could Norway not figure ouf the consequences of their actions [+9] u/BooBrew32: Mango: Oil prices will drop soon, don't worry. Reporter: How exactly will that happen? There's no going back from this maneuver. Mango: ...look, it just will, okay? Shut up, leave me alone. [+9] u/veynome1: Feels good to be all cash 😩 [+9] u/freeze_god69: Port is down 26% ytd. How regarded am I? 😍😍 [+9] u/dtn8: Welp, I'm a long term investor now [+9] u/XCheek_clapper69x: Gentleman, it’s been an honor serving with you [+9] u/penguinpandapear: The DOW is no longer over 50000 and I am tired of winning [+9] u/ArkAngelEV: have you said thank you yet? [+9] u/emperor_dinglenads: Carole Fuckin Baskin. [+9] u/sailortyx56: Going to be hilarious if the Middle East backs off from the Warner Bros deal becuz of the war. Larry Ellison and his son will be fuked. [+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: <*Spanishguylaughingmeme.png*> [+9] u/Solid-Season9984: #WHY WOULD JIMMY CARTER DO THIS TO US!?!?! [+9] u/bb483: FYI: S&P drawdown reached -19% last year. We’ll be at -3% at these levels [+9] u/DumbNutter: Remember SPY was under $500 less than a year ago. This shit still has room to fall. [+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Holy crap it keeps tanking lol [+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: Genuinely I can’t be the only one who’s gonna be down a fuck ton of money tmrw morning [+8] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: Oil hit $110 but has eased off a bit. Uo 46% in the past month.  Well done 🥭 [+8] u/Kabrosif: Let’s see what Asian markets do in 30 minutes shall we gang? [+8] u/360NoScopeDropShot69: Bruh, you're tripping if you think he's going to understand all these words. [+8] u/TimujinTheTrader: I thought Mango was supposed to be good for the economy? [+8] u/JuliusCaesar121: I bet he declares victory in like three days with a completely deranged AI snuff film of the Ayatollah, cuts a separate deal to open up the strait of Hormuz and tells the Israelis they're on their own if they want to keep fighting. Literally everyone will be pissed at him lmao There's no way we get $200 oil 6 months before the midterm elections. Whoever said killing the Ayatollah is all they need to do belongs in Guantanamo Bay imo [+8] u/Such_Coin: Soft landing cancelled. [+8] u/Solid-Season9984: #Look at how they massacred my boy! 😭 [+8] u/CalRippedken: US has over 50 years worth of oil reserves btw [+8] u/spurkulator: Needa turn 500 into 10k this week [+8] u/MLGLies: Horrible time to be in high beta stocks :( [+8] u/WillasTyrell: This is April 2025 without a TACO [+8] u/freehouse_throwaway: Panic and bear memes slowly showing up on wsb front page so that makes me feel better Having said that I usually wait for dancing bear gif, hotline pinned etc before buying the dip heavily Edit: didn't notice it but dancing bear gif making its way onto the top... [+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I was at the dentist’s office and the hot assistant with big boobs was checking my teeth when I accidentally farted, so to make it less awkward I said, “wow, you can really tell I had hot sauce on my eggs this morning it smells like someone took a shit in here,” and she frowned and didn’t make eye contact and said “please stop talking” 😅 [+8] u/boringfantasy: Circuit breakers hit in Korea. [+8] u/skin_flute_player: This war originally didn’t start out for oil, but now it’s truly going to be about oil. America always live up to the meme. [+8] u/ByahhByahh: In times of crisis I can rest easy knowing the Dow is over 50,000. [+8] u/pinkerton_gov: We may be witnessing an economic collapse not seen since the early 80s [+8] u/WombatShwambat: I’m not an expert on geopolitical impacts on macroeconomics but I’m going to be bold enough to say that I think that destabilizing the world’s oil supply on which the entire global economy is based is probs no good [+8] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: My decision to go full cash is looking very good right now [+8] u/baadllama_ghost: what took you so long [+8] u/pinkerton_gov: When this is over and the world is just irradiated dust and rubble, bulls will still try to buy SPY 700 calls [+8] u/StonksInvesteur: Habibi, we are going to zero [+8] u/Force_Hammer: I'll be disappointed if we don't get a circuit breaker day this week! [+8] u/Noble_Bastard: How could Obama do this to us? [+8] u/FormalCompetition118: Stagflation is just a fancy way of saying “recession where we all work 70+ hours a week” [+8] u/HappyDepartment5899: Gave up TV long time ago after finding this sub.  On red days, it's top entertainment. [+8] u/AegonTheMeh: KOSPI down 8% Mom come pick me up I am scared [+8] u/CriticalBlackberry90: I've seen enough. Green tomorrow and ATH by end of March. [+8] u/Automatic-Mountain45: 117 oil, daddy fk me harder [+8] u/All_FIREdUp: I got sassed by a fucking retail worker and now I’m voting Republican forever [+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Oh. No wonder those 1dte 650 puts were so expensive on friday [+8] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: holy shit $110 crude, this shits about to get real crazy [+8] u/Awuxy: New Yorkers, please film the jumpers tomorrow in landscape and not portfolio [+8] u/gkdjsl: Once the Gulf Arabs start dumping their holdings in US bonds and equities, you can probably start turning those planned data centers into laser tag venues [+8] u/FeelingCulture649: Friendly reminder spx went from 5k to 7k since libtarderation day for no discernible reason. Its still at 6.74k lmao [+8] u/PompeiiSketches: Well at least companies won’t use this as a way to increase prices permanently. I’m sure they will lower prices once we leave Iran. [+8] u/kevbot234: Would have been nice to reduce our dependency on oil earlier [+8] u/Antiwhippy: Did Nikkei hit circuit breakers at the start??? [+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Buy transferrable airline tickets and resell them on FB marketplace for profit next week. [+8] u/tika_dengu: can’t Claude replace refineries? [+8] u/hioman01: Imagine 3 more years of shit show [+8] u/ten7four: Sorry bols but it's been so long since we had a circuit breaker day that I want one just for the entertainment [+7] u/palmanul: will 🌮 blame obama for the gas price [+7] u/Majestic-Bass6772: and next time you fill up your car, DO NOT forget to say thank you [+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Norway people stay winning no matter what happens. It’s unfair. Stocks go up , they make money. Oil goes up, they make money. [+7] u/AwwwMannn13: Oil higher than 2022 its over [+7] u/SupImHereForKarma: but wait - every 45 year old white guy who has lost five figures on DraftKings tells me conservatives are the smart money party what is going on here???? inflation up oil up jobs down??? what has biden done this time?????? [+7] u/Gdap1992: Overnight circuit breakers I guess [+7] u/demonhunterking: This week leader have to wrap up. Otherwise mid term he's gonna to lose all [+7] u/eyerollingsex: High oil prices good for Russia [+7] u/MagicMoon: I think I'm getting desensitized to losing $10k a day now [+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Clifford's big red dong [+6] u/GladDiscount6749: I just got a message request from iShitBloodAndCumShit and I don’t think I’m gonna open it. [+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: War, oil spiking, recession, unemployment, no rate cuts.....whats not priced in at this point? [+6] u/Hitachi22: A gas station in LA already over $8/gal. Get ready for people to start siphoning or drilling holes in gas tanks. [+6] u/jraiv420: Black Monday is coming [+6] u/RoccoFb: Why would Joe Biden do this?