Daily Discussion Thread for March 03, 2026

[+5] u/BirdyPooPoo: There’s a swarm of unmanned margin calls entering bols’ airspace [+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: STOP PANIC SELLING IT'S JUST WWIII AND THE END OF AMERICAN HEGEMONY [+327] u/OSRSkarma: We are going to be drastically increasing karma and account age requirements to deal with the obvious influx of bots, political retards and reddit tourists. Sorry if this accidentally affects some of you, we are hoping it won’t be needed for too long. [+211] u/cryptopolymath: Shooting down $50K drones with $1M missiles sounds like a WSB play. [+163] u/UsernameTaken_123: A second margin call has hit my portfolio. [+153] u/civillyRange: Iran is 2.5x the size of Texas covered in mountains and has 100 million people. Quick in and out. No problem. Pete Hegseth shotguns another beer in the situation room [+139] u/OwnConfidence1: Imagine calling them defense stocks when America has never been invaded but has bombed/terrorised most the world 🤣 They're offense stocks. [+98] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: this place is far more entertaining when we're down 2% 😂 [+79] u/Deadsea3132: Holy shit a margin call just flew over my house [+70] u/fire_alarmist: It would appear the whipsaw market has whipsawed back in the general direction I affiliate myself with, entitling me to multiple hours of smug chudposting until it inevitably whipsaws back away from me and we are both left destitute and gay for the day. [+69] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Dow under 48k , she really called the top didn't she [+66] u/qui_tam_gogh: Oh I’m sorry, is war bad *today*? [+57] u/Small-Opening-4319: Do NOT buy puts at market open. That’s exactly how they bait you. The first red candles are designed to trigger panic. They want you emotional. They want you chasing. They want you thinking “this is it.” It’s not. When the real dump starts the kind that actually wipes people out you won’t have time to react. Platforms will lag. Orders won’t fill. Apps will glitch. Liquidity disappears. By the time you try to buy puts, spreads will be insane or you won’t get filled at all. That’s how it always happens. The trap isn’t the crash. The trap is your fear at the open. [+53] u/MansBarelyHot: Oh but Kamala had a weird laugh [+53] u/avdvetf: Born too late to explore the world Born too soon to explore the stars Born just right to die for Epstein and his handlers [+48] u/AnimalIndependent: Are we just going to dump during premarket and pump at open everyday this week ? [+48] u/Overall-Fold-9720: If you listen to the reports, we sent the Iranian military 25 years behind so many times, the only logical explanation is that they found a time machine [+46] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: You held those calls overnight again didn’t you? 😮‍💨 [+46] u/Extreme_Green_1708: My buddy in New York said none of the boys at his brokerage firm are fucking hookers this week. Bear sign [+44] u/avdvetf: strait of whore moose [+44] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: Your taxes may be going to Middle East wars instead of healthcare or education but at least pedo psychopaths are happy [+41] u/ngjsp: You are sitting in front of the computer just as the markets open. Suddenly the newsalerts come in, taco was right, Iran do actually have nukes. You immediately buy puts. Two hours later, the world as you know it is gone, there is no more S&P, the broker you use gone with it when the everyone else in their office was hit in NY. Your calls are printing but you have no way of withdrawing your profits. The banks are gone too. You look up and see a bright light. You shield your eyes for a minute, only to see a huge mushroom cloud arising from the direction of the bright light. You embrace the heat as it sears across your skin. You smile as your think its probably the bottom and bers are fuked and for once, you remember to say thank you… [+39] u/i_simp_f: i haven't slept since november [+38] u/Former_West_7960: “buy gold” they said, it’s a “safe haven” they said [+38] u/TowelOld743: 5 months of gains down the drain [+37] u/LovesEBITDA: The dumbest people you know from high school voted for this btw. [+35] u/looool_k_libtard: Maybe holding high beta companies during an enormous global escalation was a mistake [+35] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Had Oil calls over the weekend. Sold at yesterday open and felt like a god. Picked NVDA calls after it, felt like a god again. Went balls deep in to calls at close. Nothing changed and everything is deep red. Now I know I am just a retard. At least the new World of Warcraft expansion is out im just not gonna look at my portfolio. [+34] u/BFox1982: Bear trap. See r/traps for more info. [+32] u/OSRSkarma: https://preview.redd.it/34xv2yddntmg1.png?width=493&format=png&auto=webp&s=4344c8aa7f63b32485b824dbcd64127d79a34231 [+32] u/Unassisted3P: Mods are restricting WSB, the top is officially in. [+32] u/thelundyy: So yesterday I buy puts and get fucked. Today I buy calls and get fucked. I literally cant win [+31] u/enc-nyc: This 90-minute recession was scary [+31] u/arpus: This market Israeli bad. [+29] u/Extreme_Green_1708: We are low on missiles, but we have enough to fight forever also 😝 [+29] u/InterestingDuty825: Why are poor people religious? Don’t you get it, god already hates you [+29] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: “War is bullish” - smartest wallstreetbets user on march 2nd 2026. [+29] u/adwise27: Spy should be at 800 right now but all the fucking regarded dudes who mix cement for a living and listen to joe rogan (RIP btw) for their news had to go and fuck it up for everyone else. Low returns, high costs, and a global economy that gets more and more retarded for literally no reason except to enrich a handful of nepo babies. The market will recover but this detour is really retarded. How the hell am I supposed to retire at 45 with this kind of shit happening [+28] u/OkJelly7192: Don't forget, the number in your back account will never be able to buy you youth, health or love. Go into the forest and take a picture of the nicest rock you can find Go to a convention and experience the rush of love while you're young Read East of Eden and experience peak classic literature Watch Jurassic Park and FEEL the will of natural movie making Go buy a random train ticket and go to some random village you've never seen before [+28] u/OptionsHuduga: Best Buy will stop this war [+28] u/jerm2z: Mods pinning a comment is a circuit breaker signal [+28] u/aquaticsardonic: Friendly reminder that money isn't real and we'll all die someday anyway. Now get out there and have some fun. [+28] u/Ble_h: Watch FOX turn off the market ticker again. That’s when you know shit is fucked. [+27] u/guzzledglizzy: I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t understand stocks at all [+27] u/Madsen13140: Today, wife tried to hide my app filled with calls at open from my son Gabriel. I said NO , let the boy watch. [+26] u/CEOofBeanz: I’ve noticed the market is down a little [+26] u/Ienjoymodels: My dad just went out for cigarettes [+25] u/Pierceus: I full ported SLV because I knew this was going to escalate, turns out I'm right but wrong [+25] u/livingunique: Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure shitposting this market with you [+25] u/LostandConfused2024: Thank God for WSB. Imagine trading every morning by yourself without being able to talk to the boys [+25] u/whomakesthetendies: Where the fuck is the hotline [+24] u/Active_Finish2316: Yo this pre market movement is wild [+24] u/Low_Plastic363: On the plus side, there's a lot less bubble talk. [+24] u/ExaltedStillness: Can someone get me in contact with Pam? I need to know what the dow is at [+23] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: Could've had "Sleepy Joe" taking a nap while SPY hit 750, but nooooooo, some of y'all wanted this instead. [+23] u/NotRllytho: I’m sorry for talking shit yesterday bers. You can make it stop now. [+23] u/killerbeeswaxkill: https://preview.redd.it/7sjked2yzumg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c033c656c54c7bd5df6f8a5439078c7c620239 [+22] u/Key-Experience2277: Ne1 else miss the Biden market? [+22] u/Borderpotroll: If this shit Vs before the market even opens I’m gonna be fucking pissed [+22] u/Datsyuk131313: Just crash I wanna see another big short they don't make good films anymore [+22] u/MrNewking: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 [+22] u/Pury101: Almost 350 million people and this is the guy you choose as your leader 😭 [+21] u/ConcentrateOk57: Will they allow the same script 2 days in a row [+21] u/AdministrativeYard: Holy shit my $18k of spy puts are about to print [+21] u/moorhound: We're gonna start *embargoing countries if they don't support our war plans* holy fuk man what universe is this lmao [+20] u/cbusoh66: Yesterday: Ayatollah is dead, this will be over very soon, market rallies into close Today: This shit may go on for a while and may actually fuck up oil prices and inflation, freak the fuck out And they call us retards [+20] u/Roflcopter71: The Dow is no longer at 50,000. [+20] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Calls may have, in fact, not been the call... time to sell at a massive loss and revenge trade into puts at the bottom. [+20] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Here are the top 15 chip stocks and how far they have fallen off their recent highs. Nvidia (NVDA) -14.4% Broadcom (AVGO) -24.8% Micron Technology (MU) -11.2 Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) -27.9% Texas Instruments (TXN) -8.7% Arista Networks (ANET) -22.6% Dell Technologies (DELL) -9.5% Sandisk (SNDK) -16.7% Synopsys (SNPS) -31.7% Lumentum (LITE) -7.5% Keysight Technologies (KEYS) -4.8% Celestica (CLS) -27.7% ON Semiconductor (ON) -10.6% Fabrinet (FN) -7.8% Credo Technology (CRDO) -47.2% [+20] u/patcakes: I’m starting think that her emails weren’t that big of a deal [+20] u/Zeppu: As a Spaniard, 🥭 has the right to suck my balls. [+19] u/SoloOutdoor: Orange fat retard just cant ever shut the fuck up. Its literally all day every day seven days a week. [+19] u/NoodHigga69: That is NOT how the market is supposed to behave according to this investing book I just read. [+19] u/Swaggerpro: Everyone freak the fuck out and panic sell right at open [+19] u/HauntingBowler3947: I thought Bush Jr was a clown. Trump makes him look like a rational person. [+18] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Holy fuck it's hard to be a bear. -1.7% on the snp futures and you retards are saying debasement and the end of the monetary system as we know it. Fucking drama queens. [+18] u/Fine-Will: I can't believe the Melania movie did this to the market [+18] u/CaaCCeo: About to cash in 5k profit on spy puts at open [+18] u/Wrath_FMA: Pam really did call the top [+18] u/ActiveRelevant: I am financially ruined [+18] u/Normal-Dot3423: ive aged 10 years holding msft for 2 weeks [+18] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: The US shouldn't be at war right now. [+18] u/Call_Of_Dookie: Biden can’t keep getting away with this [+18] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Green EOD, ATH tomorrow [+18] u/Emilio___Molestevez: LITERALLY NOTHING THIS FAT PEDO RETARD SAYS COMES TRUE WHY IS THE MARKET STILL FUCKING REACTING [+17] u/EyeSea7923: I went from trader to investor. [+17] u/matias-: Let me guess green by close somehow [+17] u/derprondo: This isn’t your regular -1% fake out, this is real selling pressure. Dip buyers are going to wait this one out. [+17] u/Cav829: We need some kind of FAQ in here: 1) Why are silver and gold tanking when people are fleeing to safety? A: An asset that goes vertical for 3-4 months stops being a risk-averse asset. 2) Why are we selling on no news? A: The news was this weekend, you dufus. Yesterday was a gap fill and short covering as well as fucking with your shorts. 3) Why am I so bad at this? A: You post here, so you're in good company, friend. :) [+17] u/ToughVegetable2483: Gay bears straight bulls but no one is talking about the real enemy theta [+17] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: Fat. Gay. Broke. Retarded. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Retard nation attacked. [+17] u/fire_alarmist: Market so fucked they had to start upping requirements to keep people from talking about it ☠️ [+17] u/svpa3991: RIP to all the poors out there who are losing money but can’t post bout it due to karma/account requirements increase 😂 [+17] u/pleasestoptalkin: Your mom let my ship pass through her Strait of Hormuz last night [+17] u/CGPictures: Anyone miss sleepy Joe yet? [+17] u/Scrogwiggle: And just like that, I lost a months gains in less than 90 minutes [+17] u/McKoijion: Trump just claimed he has the right to “stop anything to do with Spain.” The US is supposed to be a free country. The idea that a politician can singlehandedly stop American citizens from interacting with anyone they want is completely undemocratic. Dude keeps running his mouth, but it’s fundamentally against the US Constitution. Even his stacked Supreme Court refuses to go along with him. Dude is acting like a dictator, but doesn’t have the mandate. So whenever he threatens tariffs, stocks tank. But eventually those tariffs are reversed. Either he TACO’s or a court forces him to change course. That makes for a very reliable trading strategy. The same logic applies to this war. [+16] u/Gom_KBull: https://preview.redd.it/4ngmv62w7umg1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b766a68866585eef36b63750b9b5943fa044fd7 [+16] u/Fine-Drummer2604: Did they build a public girls school on top of SPY because it’s getting bombed to shit [+16] u/BoratOhtani: LOL to all the delusional “700 EOD EOW” chants yesterday. Thinking 🍊tan man is fit to lead this nation in a time of war. At least with sleepy man, you can argue his cabinet and advisors are competent, but with tan man you have Botox barbie, cash private jet man in charge of protecting the home land. I don’t feel safe bro. [+16] u/saw-it: You can see how this idiot was able to bankrupt casinos [+16] u/teh_herper: #I NOW UNDERSTAND WHY OSTRICHES STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND [+16] u/hioman01: Believe it or not, >!margin!< calls [+16] u/thegx7: I was bear, lost money. Now I am bull. Lost money. Maybe am a kangaroo? Lost money. Tis life [+16] u/bubbawears: SPY would be at 1k if americucks didn't vote for a sociopath pedo. [+15] u/wafflepiezz: So this is what anal sex feels like [+15] u/cbusoh66: Just think, if they didn't diddle kids, we wouldn't be in this mess [+15] u/Spezalt4: Oil prices are surging so naturally oil stocks are down. The market is retarded [+15] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Israel: We're bombing Iran whether you help or not. DJT: Fuck it, let's ride. (according to the reasoning given as to why we are fighting the war) [+15] u/ThermalChaser: 🇺🇸 U.S. commanders across more than 30 military bases told troops the Iran war is part of “God’s plan” and linked it to “Armageddon.” A commander said Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon.” This is going well. [+15] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Does the strait of hummus lead to the gulf of America 2? [+15] u/WordsHappenedHere: "It's fair to say that 80 percent of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go," said Obama. "They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything and they get very anxious about it." [+15] u/Interesting-Wear2595: Imagine thinking a fucking war in the Middle East is bullish 🤣🤣🤣 [+15] u/Madsen13140: Shit does not look good. Calls at open [+15] u/ThouOne: Is it Joever? Was I exit liquidity? [+15] u/orangeyougladiator: “Why are we dropping on no news?” Place your bets on how many times we’ll read this comment today. [+15] u/M4roon: testing if I'm a retarded bot [+15] u/CasinoEnjoyer: Cash Gang check in ( I know y’all are pleased waking up to this) [+15] u/livingunique: I hope you have a really successful trading day you stupid fucking idiots [+15] u/ThetaGrim: Going to bubble up green [+15] u/br0botic: HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE? [+15] u/tommyboy441: When is the V that was promised to me 3000 years ago? [+15] u/Apfelmoes_: I'm here to post dumb shit and make money, and I'm all out of money [+15] u/Internal_Field5970: 🥭 is literally the Warlord King from Mad Max [+15] u/Whoopziedaisy: Mango said “hold up let me declare war on your standard of living and 401K lmao losers” [+15] u/EyeSea7923: Shits so manipulated lmao [+15] u/pain474: believe it or not, green by close. jsut like yesterday. [+15] u/Gom_KBull: # BOLS STARING AT THEIR PORT # (👁____👁) [+15] u/JugoShvili: The Dow is under 48,000 that’s what we should be talking about. [+15] u/Super-Hat-8579: Buys calls at the top and puts at the bottom Am I the market maker? [+15] u/fuck_zebster: 🥭 saying they have unlimited ammunition makes me think they have a month of ammunition . [+15] u/d3sp: dump - "this is the most obvious bear trap ever" pump - "this is the most obvious bull trap ever" your mother is a trap chat lmao [+14] u/Tropicalfisher: Gold and silver crash at the start of ww3 is kinda comical ngl [+14] u/DogNamedFloppy: If we get another bullshit V, I’m gonna have a stroke. 🐻 [+14] u/aftherith: What if the ships got going real fast and jumped that section? [+14] u/gkdjsl: 3 days in and they're considering moving THAAD and Patriot missiles from South Korea to the Middle East. The competency crisis is real and amplified by this retarded administration. [+14] u/Effective_Throat6127: Dead bol here, I concede [+14] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Who's buying puts at open then selling them at a 60% loss by 1030, then flipping that to calls to power flush the rest of the funds down the shitter? [+14] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: why would Obama do this [+14] u/Urzuck: POST THE HOTLINE YOU CUCKS. [+14] u/jules13131382: GLD broke my heart this morning [+14] u/BlitzComet95: Down 20% on SPY puts I bought 5 mins ago [+14] u/sergechewbacca: How do I reload previous save [+14] u/iratezero: The US exports more goods and services to Spain than it imports. Another win for American business by cutting off all trade with them. So much winning. SLV [+14] u/OkJelly7192: If you invested in MongoDB, you deserve to get separated from your money. You do realize that SQL still exists which is free and better? [+14] u/dragosoldier1818: Today is meant to be seen from the sidelines chiefs [+14] u/Happy_Fly_7691: But she had such a funny laugh. [+14] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Panic the fuck out and sell everything V is gay [+14] u/Internal_Field5970: Literally the top was Melania Movie [+14] u/MasterElite1: >TRUMP: OIL PRICES COULD DROP LOWER THAN BEFORE ONCE WAR OVER This weekend he will destroy all of iran's oil infrastructure [+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: My portfolio is evaporating faster than a model 3 resale value [+14] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: We seriously fucking V’ing??? [+13] u/avdvetf: imagine being a boomer losing your 401k because of epstein [+13] u/civillyRange: You cant defeat the sand people How many times we have to teach you this lesson old man LMAO [+13] u/cbusoh66: You boys have never experienced -10% days and it shows [+13] u/moorhound: My cat wants to play but this little idiot doesn't know the market is crashing [+13] u/trickponies: Our country is just a naked guy in a trench coat waving a gun around. [+13] u/LasyKuuga: Someone here just brought puts I see [+13] u/frogboyjr: wow guys SPY is up .7% in the last hour we must be really green on the day! [+13] u/wafflepiezz: This is either the beginning of a bear market OR the biggest fucking bear trap of 2026 [+13] u/br0botic: Bers eating wagyu and foie gras tonight [+13] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have created the world's first retarded robot that uses AI developed on a LLM using the WSB daily . The head researcher stated that "most people assume that an AI robot is going to be really advanced and shit. This robot is advanced, at being retarded. It can process retarded thoughts at a significant speed". [+13] u/g____19: Right wing dads in their heavily financed $90k tahoes driving to work gripping their steering wheels real tight today [+13] u/Internal_Field5970: Full blown market crash, 100% [+13] u/Individual-Code-3994: Trump want’s to support armed militants in Iran🤣🤣🤣 [+13] u/31ster: yesterday was fake, seems kinda obvious in hindsight [+13] u/guy_cloutier: R/Valueinvesting did this. All their fault. [+13] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Yesterday: War is bullish Today: We're all gonna die. [+13] u/TimujinTheTrader: US Embassy tells Americans in Israel that they will have to find their own way home. Absolutely wtf. [+13] u/Top-Fig845: HERE COMES THE V FROM WAY DOWNTOWN [+13] u/Tubular_Blimp: Fuckin nutty how SPY just casually moves around multiple percentage points daily now [+13] u/GotKarprar: Holy shit they’re just yes men [+13] u/Axwe8: # UK = STUPID ISLAND 🤣 [+13] u/BerryExpress: that idiot thinks he can exclude spain from the EU L M A O [+13] u/Wulfric05: Apparently, Jesus is coming back. Calls. [+13] u/Whoopziedaisy: Mango said “lmao can’t believe they fell for the affordable / no foreign wars peace president stick hahahaha losers” [+13] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Earthquake in Iran. Yahweh is pissed! [+13] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Trump will get destroyed in the mid terms. One thing he had going for himself was low oil prices and he just fucked that up big time. [+13] u/moorhound: [Reuters: 10% of the global shipping container fleet is stuck behind the Hormuz Strait blockade](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/about-10-global-container-fleet-caught-hormuz-backup-shipping-ceo-says-2026-03-02/) But wait I thought war was easy lmao [+13] u/Metacog_Drivel: Starting to think this Mango guy doesn't know what he's doing... [+13] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: War in Iran and SPY dumping, but we still haven't forgotten about the Epstein files. [+13] u/Happy-Champion1661: I love how everyone has their theory about today price action if ber, yesterday fake pump if bol, today fake dump may the best regard win [+13] u/mydoortotheworld: I have been *liquidated* [+13] u/Metacog_Drivel: Mango finds a way to bigly crash the market at least once per year. Very efficient stable genius. [+13] u/NewDawn101: Prediction markets has Iran choosing LeBron James as the next Ayatollah [+13] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Who is convinced this shit will dump again around 12-30 to 1? [+13] u/mywilliswell95: Why do I never hold my positions. I closed my 678 puts yesterday for -40% loss [+12] u/Concerned_Fanboy: The coping is palpable. 'This will be forgotten by next week' 'Just a nothing burger' 'No one cares about Iran!' lmao mango literally said it will take 'at least 4 weeks', US soldiers dead, several embassies on fire, multiple bases across half a dozen countries hit, straight of Hormuz closed... but yeah nothing burger buy calls!! [+12] u/TJMBeav: This is not yesterday [+12] u/Available_Road_2538: We not retiring at 45 with this one 🔥 [+12] u/Alimakakos: Gotta love the 'dont talk politics' warnings and yet the entire reason for market movement right now is dependent on the queen's decisions [+12] u/Bichael-Murry: OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY # NO ACTUALLY KEEP IT CLOSED FUCKING LOL [+12] u/MagneticRetard: wow, i bet my gold investment is popping off right now! [+12] u/rbatra91: Well that's my biggest one day loss ever. [+12] u/-IQ200: Calls at open was not the move. Switching to puts at the bottom was also not the move.🥲 [+12] u/Basis_404_: SPY down: - 1.6% on the day - 1.28% on the week - 1.86% on the month - 1.5% YTD - 0.75% the last quarter Bulls: those bears are so cooked [+12] u/ozz3121: I need to turn $15 into $100k by market close tomorrow. How do I do? [+12] u/Deadsea3132: How should Americans feel knowing they’ve been brainwashed into thinking all of their tax dollars fund the mightiest military in the world only to see that same military get stuck in yet another middle east war with no end in sight [+12] u/Valkorion335786: He worst part about holding poots is when you wake up and they’re DEEP ITM and then you have to spend 3 hours watching the market slowly melt back up and you can’t sell [+12] u/spacemoses: I'm a bit older so I'm not sure the terminology, but it's a "bussy" right? I'll have to sell mine after today probably? [+12] u/OkJelly7192: Deepseek 4.0 is coming this week, it will include image generation and video generation. Of course with 1/5th the price of the current new-gen models. Deepseek 3 is already challenging US models. Entire tech market will evaporate this week. [+12] u/GamblingMikkee: Even oil stocks are red lol [+12] u/Dick_Wiener: Turns out the ones of us who are not bots/new are the most retarded. Makes sense actually. [+12] u/LasyKuuga: Some of you bots are alright Don’t go to WSB tomorrow [+12] u/Few_Lab4446: So basically yesterday's intraday high was last chance to get out before 1,000 year war [+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Might be a hotline kinda day lmao [+12] u/DriftWoodBarrel: I've been doing this for months now and it's dawned on my I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm kinda panicking now. [+12] u/NomSaneMan: Fuck yall. I’m now down 75 fucking dollars. [+12] u/MomentPrestigious180: HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE?? [+12] u/OptionalOlive: Why would r/dividends do this? [+12] u/PureAlpha22: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY [+12] u/clubdirthill: sir, a second shahed has hit the DOW [+12] u/Buschman11: Can't believe we got an actual V its been so long my sweet prince [+12] u/GotKarprar: Cut off all trade with Spain is crazy [+12] u/trumpdiego: just making it up as he goes, love to see it [+12] u/Metacog_Drivel: For a guy that wants to cut rates to 0 he sure does everything in his power to cause higher inflation. [+12] u/Paul_Robert_: Holy fuck HOLY FUCK. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/tGO01gl47a the 480k $MU guy sold his MU, full ported into QQQ 0DTE calls, realized a 130k loss, full ported into different 0DTE QQQ calls, recovered all his losses and made an extra 6k on top, and then guess what? He re-entered his all in Margin $MU play. The balls on this fella 💀 [+12] u/mtdewzebra: WTH happened to silver overnight ? [+12] u/Andthesuch: Believe it or not, balls [+12] u/zNatural: 685 by lunch because this market is regarded [+12] u/Bam2458: Just got back from a weeklong retreat! Feeling unstoppable 💪🏻 Can’t wait to check on my NVDA calls!! 🤗 [+12] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Someone let me know if we’re going to V or just keep drilling so I know when to buy the dip [+12] u/dingusmingus2222: DON'T OPEN THE CASINO! [+12] u/LeadingCable2452: Lost 9k on puts yesterday so we could drop 11 dollars overnight [+12] u/LasyKuuga: Chat is still funny not depressing so there is room to fall [+12] u/FrostingInfamous3445: Yesterday was what a real bull trap looks like btw. What a slaughter [+12] u/Burtonwurton: I dont give a fuck, I am buying dips left and right. Get rich or die trying. [+12] u/SuffiecientSapian: Hello everyone I’m a degenerate gambler [+12] u/downvotescatpictures: https://preview.redd.it/zo20dzzptumg1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1960ab17981dbe78b96b19fdf03ddfc70e7e10 [+12] u/tossaway1040: Markets actually go up more under dems lmao [+12] u/kalakesri: The art of the deal: how to turn a regional crisis to a global existential crisis [+12] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: embargo on spain?? wtf is happening [+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: I said 670 was the bottom and you regards downvoted me so I bought calls [+12] u/BFox1982: Just drank a gallon of water and answered a question wrong. I'm an AI now! [+11] u/MasterElite1: Some of you think your governments wouldn't engineer a middle east war to spike energy and fix their books. They would. [+11] u/Far-Requirement9180: Europoors selling to pay for gas, tale as old as time [+11] u/johns2289: Has anybody tried telling the market it was priced in to see if that fixes it [+11] u/ChalupaBigFupa: Puts closed for 500% gain Done for the day, have fun regards [+11] u/Reid-Hoffman: SPY 3 month chart looks like a damn EKG reading [+11] u/Fernyfern7: at the very least we can all laugh at crypto [+11] u/AegonTheMeh: “THE DOW IS OVER FIFTY THOUSAND” [+11] u/HealthyMembership946: Low IQ muricans calling Canada and Greenland 51st states, when they themselves are Israel’s dogs. LMAOO [+11] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: 20K to 55K in the gambling account since Wednesday. I need to take a break and cool off. it's remarkable how much easier options trading gets after 25K, being able to secure small wins and bail early on losers is so helpful on high vol days [+11] u/darkspherei: imagine voting for this shit [+11] u/MrNewking: Ah the weekly: >Asia panics and sells everything overnight. >America wakes up and buys everything. Green by open. [+11] u/arbitraryBlue: Calling it operation Epic Fury is such a cringe ass name. Doesn't hit the same as Desert Storm [+11] u/Coogiez: Ruhhhh rob ragggy dagggy dooooo [+11] u/Independent-Tree-985: Inflation is so bad it even is affecting Karma and Account Age requirements [+11] u/Skilledthunder: So glad I sold covered calls so i could make $60 while i watch my position drop by $5000 [+11] u/fire_alarmist: Vix going to hit 700 before SPY L0L [+11] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: There’s no-one coming to save us is there? [+11] u/thelundyy: Today is what yesterday should've been [+11] u/CardiologistEqual336: There goes 7 months of progress 🤡 [+11] u/spudbro00: The buy the dip at open crowd going to get nuked today [+11] u/LasyKuuga: 7 mins before Marge In starts calling me [+11] u/Gom_KBull: https://preview.redd.it/ia20cja2bumg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=416835e24573bca2400e5d7bc9c6114993e89aa6 [+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: you felt smart yesterday, didn't you? I fucking did [+11] u/According-Page8618: silver downm gold down, US indexes down, EU indexes downm, everything down calls it is [+11] u/Slow-Information-847: Anybody knows why it is Day 4, and suddenly for no reason nothing has not been priced in? Where was everyone yesterday? [+11] u/mdscntst: Those dishes finally fell out of the cabinet [+11] u/ChemicalPolicy5037: -5% international. Pray for the euro bros [+11] u/ByahhByahh: The Ayatollah never got to play GTA 6 😢 [+11] u/sconnie64: Well these puts covered my rent through July so that's pretty sick. [+11] u/spectra444: A V back to 680 would be diabolical [+11] u/TreGet234: Next time i will panic sell everything. [+11] u/DCrebuilds: Man I'm bad at this shit [+11] u/BellacosePlayer: Bulls Hit A Huge green candle To Cut The Lead To -2% [+11] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Need this to V HARD. I’m still hurting off theta [+11] u/Captain_Lameson: Made a 20$ profit on calls. Need to hire a financial advisor [+11] u/AltMotive3: He looks like he smells like hospital [+11] u/urahozer: Absolutely not joking at all, could have risked less and made more in an actual casino today, plus my drinks would have been free. [+11] u/Erra0: My god it's embarrassing to be an American [+11] u/Karl151: Market crash CANCELLED. We’re back 🏄‍♂️ [+11] u/Austin_Destroyer: Quick, someone call SPY and tell them they are accidently leaning on the red button [+11] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Its always a good idea to start beef with your allies when your at war. [+11] u/nadoterisback: hoping for: - straight plummet into eod today - blood red futes tonight, -3% - circuit breakers in the morning - recession by end of week [+11] u/Whoopziedaisy: MAGA went from “no foreign wars” to changing the DoD’s name to Department of War and starting global regime change campaigns lmaoooo [+11] u/BarbellPadawan: +6500 realized today [+11] u/CheapHero91: believe it or not: green eod [+11] u/cripky: So yesterday was just about fucking my SPY 680Ps huh [+11] u/Elbeske: EU Natural Gas up 40%, strait of Hormuz closed, Trump announces war will continue “by any means necessary”, Iran targeting all oil infrastructure in the Middle East [+11] u/Basis_404_: Who knew starting a regional war in an area where 30% of the worlds oil passes through could have economic impacts and therefore maybe impact the stock market 🤷‍♂️ [+11] u/BlitzComet95: Am I a bot or exit liquidity [+11] u/rcantu314: South Korea already branding their -7.24-% day as Black Tuesday 🤌🤌🤌 [+11] u/TokiAsuma: Soooo much red. Bols are so fucked lol [+11] u/moorhound: Let's see them pull off this +2% magic trick bullshit 2 days in a row [+11] u/severed02: Joe Biden’s market, Joe Biden’s inflation, and Joe Biden’s war [+11] u/AlexP1993: Asking for a friend, but is an almost 3% drop in the stock market indicative of a strong economy? [+11] u/Gom_KBull: # Bols going through the stages of grief. [+11] u/Humble_Code_6501: Thank you mango, I will finally have the opportunity to deploy my cash position soon [+11] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: I refuse to believe the market is finally acting rational. [+11] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Wow I didn’t knew all it took to kill WSB was -4% down from ATH! [+11] u/Boheed: markets are now negative for the year 🤙 [+11] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Where is the money Skyler?? WHERE IS THE MONEY!?  I- I- bought calls yesterday 😭 [+11] u/SkyeJack: When do we start eating each other? Asking for a friend! [+11] u/Blyadhole: In the Middle East the construction sector is always in a bull market. [+11] u/VeryMercurial: My buddy said he got that rash on his neck cause someone threw holy water at him 😭😂 im dead [+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Does every fucking video on the internet need an ad? This is insufferable [+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Oh no, the missiles malfunctioned and hit the US markets instead [+10] u/poozyfloor: Aren’t we supposed to impeach if Dow down 1000? [+10] u/MasterElite1: Global debt crisis with an energy shock and WW3? Let's flash crash the gold price. [+10] u/Soffatjockis: 800 drones and ballistic missiles towards the UAE since Saturday. Holy moly. Iran is not fucking around. Air defenses may be drained quickly and then there is a risk of major damage on critical oil/gas infrastructure. Once that happens, oil will be 100+ easy. [+10] u/baadllama_ghost: the Ayatolla was apparently the one buying the dip [+10] u/cow_grass: They baited in all the retail bulls yesterday. Lmao [+10] u/orangeyougladiator: Well at least gas prices are down.. oh wait Never mind, at least I paid less taxes.. oh wait At least mortgage rates are at record lows.. oh wait At least inflation is down.. oh wait At least people have jobs.. oh wait At least we aren’t at war in the Middle East.. oh wait But people ARE being brutalized so thumbs up from me [+10] u/AegonTheMeh: Many people are saying this war is called “Epstein’s Fury” It’s true many are saying it [+10] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: SPY down 2% means avg WSB is down 20% [+10] u/jiggolo420: The "DOW is over 50K" meme was the clearest market top signal. Should have packed it up but I'm an idiot [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Guys I don’t think trading is a job 🤡🤡🤡 [+10] u/watisdat: Okay bers got hands today. [+10] u/MansBarelyHot: Trump bootlickers should all go broke [+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: This was quite the endeavor to undertake in a midterm year bud [+10] u/SpudsMackenzie92: Boy, I sure am tired of all this winning [+10] u/Raw_Energy_: I can’t be wrong every single time, right? [+10] u/OptionsHuduga: My financial advisor filed bankruptcy today and asked me for a little help to get by this month. [+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Generational V incoming [+10] u/meforprezz: what a wacky day. (wacky = me losing money) [+10] u/Technicaltrades404: Circuit breakers just dont happen anymore. Algos saw max pain at 670 and do their typical scammy shit [+10] u/Me-Regarded: 🥭 lies through his teeth. Iran wasn't attacking first. I don't care about much but don't fkn lie to my face [+10] u/tcmart14: Today we close flat. Tomorrow we go lower than we did today, but still close flat. This pattern repeats until circuit breaks, and even then it will still probably close flat. Why? Because fuck you, thats why and anything else makes too much sense. [+10] u/cbusoh66: Always fun to wake up to WAR and WTF trending [+10] u/jonneh: Fuck it, DOUBLING DOWN BRO! # # WITNESS ME [+10] u/ToughVegetable2483: Of course spy gonna gap up before open to run flat the rest of the day [+10] u/Basis_404_: SPY: - Red past day - Red past week - Red past month - Red past 3 months - Red YTD Bulls: those bears are cooked green by close [+10] u/Zealousideal_Wall627: US markets gonna pump this shit today [+10] u/Austin_Destroyer: We can't stop here, this is bat country [+10] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: Calls it is. Think I'll buy calls. Green by open. Calls it is. Think I'll buy calls. Green by open. Calls it is... [+10] u/All_FIREdUp: You bomb one little holy supreme leader and now we have a 12 nation fuckin shootout. Someone get this man a FIFA Peace Prize [+10] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: Level 1 - 7% drop - 15-min halt Level 2 - 13% drop - 15-min halt Level 3 - 20% drop - market closes for the day [+10] u/mapsosa: this is all because that guy went 400k deep in $MU [+10] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: China considering to move over Taiwan. China Daily [+10] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Guys i think my tradingview is broken, i kepe drawing lines and the candles keep going down through them? Maybe i need to adjust the line thickness for support? [+10] u/bananastand512: Can we release the Epstein files now that the DOW is only 48,000? [+10] u/ICE-FlGHT: IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO TIRED IM SO FUCKING TIRED FUCK GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS FUCKING TURD FRAUD FUCK? [+10] u/Internal_Field5970: Why are market makers so unappreciative of the golden curtains in the ballroom?  😡 [+10] u/davidbigham: I miss the old days, when SPY only goes up [+10] u/shindiggaa: We are at war and now we're poor [+10] u/bennyblancobb: i mean who trades to day this is insane movement nobody know whats going on... yes you're right i bought options [+10] u/Most-Crazy2353: Bols can't comprehend that buying every 0.5% dip is not a winning strategy. Fries in the bag lil fgt [+10] u/ieatxan: Bring in the discombobulator, this must end today. [+10] u/Urzuck: Bondi really called the top lmao [+10] u/tika_dengu: Port gone, I am ready for draft [+10] u/hallett21: Post the hotline. Everyone in here talking mad shit about it being green. Lmfao [+10] u/Purple_String_7169: Woke up to my spy 670p being up 1000%. Bers eating good today. [+10] u/Stealthless: The DOW is **under 50,000**! [+10] u/PocaMadre69: Why are we rallying I swear to God we always rally for no reason [+10] u/Kickboy21: SOLD MSFT RIGHT BEFORE IT V’d I BELONG HERE ⛳️ [+10] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Most of you don’t know how to wipe your ass and it shows. [+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: China telling Iran to open the strait is all you need to know about this war .. somehow Iran gonna unite 95% of the world for a month [+10] u/poopyplayer69: bunch of cucks at the wh [+10] u/Bichael-Murry: # EMBARGO TO SPAIN INC FUCKING LOL [+10] u/soad1331: This is my life now. Staring at a chart [+10] u/Maximum_Light409: It's hilarious how gold and silver went from being safe-haven emergency reserves to becoming high risk assets. [+10] u/miata_only: How could Spain do this to us after all the sangria I've drank? [+10] u/TJMBeav: Actually thinking about just rebuying the puts I sold 🤔 hmmmm [+10] u/WillTheGreat: I can't believe that bitch Pam Bondi jinxed the market. [+10] u/moorhound: Friend's on a flight to Dallas and just watched someone down 2 shots of Tito's Must've checked that port lmao [+10] u/johndsmits: So, this how you run a casino? US just blew up NATO, blew up europoors, blew up oil and hints push Israel into war? It's a mega pump-n-dump. Oil? red herring, will max around 90. [+10] u/borat_he_like_you: #Panic sell now, the Iranians are coming lmao 🫵😂 [+10] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: Looks like this is the bottom for MSFT (for the 60th time) [+10] u/Burtonwurton: Lol if we go green from a 2.5+% drop on all indices, I have no choice but to start going back to church. [+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Bombs are the new tariffs. Supreme court fucked up. [+10] u/abroadbroadband: **I JUST SETTLED ALL MY LAWSUITS FUCK YOU DEBBIE!!!!!!!!!!** [+10] u/MisterKeene: What in the absolute fuck is going on [+10] u/hioman01: I officially declare bankruptcy. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+10] u/BFox1982: The YTD SPY chart is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. [+10] u/Electronic-Winter277: Chinese new year fireworks fucking annoying if you have a baby. Like, 15 days is enough, fucking stop it At least they aren’t bombs though, pray for the young innocent ones sleeping in warzones [+10] u/thrillho145: Bring back Biden's market [+10] u/HDauthentic: THE DOW, THE DOW RIGHT NOW IS UNDER FIFTY THOU [+10] u/Swaggerpro: Goddamn espresso and chocolate milk goes brazy [+10] u/Separate_Square_1904: Aye yall if youre down dont trip or stress just embrace the idea everyday that you woke up for another and that in the end thats all that is rlly important cuz we all gonna die at some point [+10] u/soscribbly: Month 5 of going absolutely nowhere [+10] u/ripcord51: it may actually be joever [+10] u/Ok-Piano8789: >BREAKING: Israel attacked the 88 council members while they were voting to choose the next supreme leader. my brothers do a fkn zoom ffs [+10] u/Commercial-District1: **PSA for incoming posts:** It’s spelled *losing*, not *loosing*. [+10] u/Skilledthunder: Looking through my watchlist "Oh shit theres something thats green!" realize its the VIX [+10] u/ThatCoffeeGrind: You know I used to think my dad was retarded for burying cash in the back yard but at times like this he looks like fucking rain man [+10] u/According-Page8618: gold -5% and spy is afk [+10] u/Swiftnice: I don't think this is the red wave 🥭 was hoping for lol [+10] u/ResolveObjective: I am losing money at an alarming rate🥹 [+10] u/enginvest: SPY is down more than NVDA. Crazy times [+10] u/PushAble2463: Self-inflicted recession incoming [+10] u/tsunamiwaves_: fullport MU guy with margin sweating right now. [+10] u/spyputs1: I don’t know if you noticed yesterday a bulk of the bullish comments were from accounts sub 3 months old, today all those commenters are gone. Pay attention fellow regards [+10] u/Royal-Highness: I am actually so stressed out I’m crying 😢 so much gone… [+10] u/Crazy_Donkies: I'm ordering "I did that" stickers today. Let me know if you want in on the order. My venmo is empty. [+10] u/bb483: Fyi: blowing up your port is a great way to start losing weight [+10] u/Accarath: Did the Market forget Mondays were open or something? Why is the bloodbath today [+10] u/Scrogwiggle: That crushing feeling when you watch the option you sold for a loss shoot up 200% in less than 30 min later [+10] u/Bichael-Murry: LOL HE STARTED A BEEF WITH THE BRITS NOW AND THE SPANIARDS ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🍿🍿🍿 [+10] u/SquidKid47: Market held up by a geriatric dementia patient's ramblings. Unbelievable lmfao [+10] u/lemonpankeeki: “war is bullish” mfers crying in their moms basement rn [+10] u/Salty-Bid1597: Y'all getting very yappy for -1% SPY [+10] u/civillyRange: We defeated the native Americans and named our helicopters after them Maybe we'll get a Iran class submarine or something LMAO [+10] u/hallett21: Leverage? Ya I’ve heard of her. [+10] u/brannock_: All bears squeezed Bulls bought during/top of rally Time to come back down [+10] u/Voltthrower69: >A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres🥭 was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. [+10] u/ShowerDear1695: markets time in me > time in the market [+9] u/SlackBytes: Down 40% ytd. I’m such a fuck ass [+9] u/memorex00: It’s gonna be green EOD anyway 🙄 [+9] u/assgoblin96: My timeshare in Tehran is tanking. Thanks Donald [+9] u/NVDAismyg0d: This V is going to be crazy [+9] u/wright_on_: dealing with a nasty case of upcuh [+9] u/Valkorion335786: Mods do all this work **FOR FREE** [+9] u/Tanpopomon: !banbet SPY 0 1d it's fucking over for real this time, thanks taco [+9] u/moorhound: 🥭: We're cutting off all trade with Spain, not happy with UK either PANTS BACK DOWN BOYS [+9] u/pmotiveforce: He won on tariffs. But the decision was wrong. We are so fucked, a literal buffoonish retard. [+9] u/TheyCallMeCool1: My port hit an all time low in November and then I had a good run December and January, I just hit a new low [+9] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: If you started investing 10 years ago with the thesis that the world was about to end, your portfolio of defense companies, gold miners, and oil companies would have outperformed the market by about a mile. Over 10 years. I think that says something [+9] u/OkJelly7192: I think my goldfish could out-trade this sub [+9] u/mrjim87x: We are all fucked. It’s Joever. Sell everything and hide under your bed. [+9] u/ItsColeJay: Roses are dead, violets are dead, I’m a bad gardener 🥀 [+9] u/CalRippedken: Get rich or cry trying [+9] u/peterpeer9: Look, all i'm saying is i know you would hit me back if i hit you therefore it was necessary to hit you preemptively before that happens [+9] u/M_from_Vegas: I may be dumb but I aint stupid 😤 Not falling for this shit like yesterday 😤 Calls at open [+9] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: If the actual start of ww3 isn't going to tank the market much, idk if anything will. LONG LIVE THE BOL! [+9] u/Historical_Stage2622: South Korea KOSPI -7.24% circuit breaker hit [+9] u/OkJelly7192: Don't forget, the number in your bank account will never be able to buy you youth, health or love. Go into the forest and take a picture of the nicest rock you can find Go to a convention and experience the rush of love while you're young Read East of Eden and experience peak classic literature Watch 'The Godfather' and FEEL the will of natural movie making Go buy a random train ticket and go to some random village you've never seen before without a plan [+9] u/teh_herper: Karma and account age requirements getting raised like margin requirements by the CME. puts on this sub [+9] u/Excellent_Row8297: COME ON JUST GIVE US A SOLID -5% DROP [+9] u/Powered_by_Ghost: Damn it’s gonna be a blood bath today [+9] u/Waste-Philosopher-31: I’m actually half white and half Caucasian [+9] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Test to see if I’m bot and polit regard and tourist [+9] u/WombatShwambat: My puts will make me money, but I will find a way to lose it before the end of the day [+9] u/Anonymustafar: How will this all affect the prices of RuneScape bonds [+9] u/spence_ECU20: Thank god I didn’t paper hand my 1DTE 679 spy puts yesterday on that fake ass pump [+9] u/trent_upscale: Be gay when others are fearful ####--JIMMY BUFFET [+9] u/Teddy-Perkinz: Red light therapy for WSB 😎 [+9] u/MaresATX: I’m in remission from cancer, guise, so keep in mind, you can’t take it with you. So, don’t worry, be happy. See ya on the other side of this. [+9] u/BobAndy004: This market fuckin sucks [+9] u/_lueless: None of my positions are taking a hit, guess I'm already at rock bottom... [+9] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I bought the -1% dip not knowing a -6% dip was coming annoying [+9] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: This war is going to fucking destroy the stock market. [+9] u/SAnderson1986: About to jump onto a meeting, being down a gazillion. Gotta smile through the pain [+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i mean he did campain on "DRILL BABY DRILL" [+9] u/bb483: Whatever you want to buy today will be cheaper tomorrow [+9] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: As we are sitting at 671 again for what seems like the 11th time in 4 mths, reminder that there were retarded bols here who unironically voted for this retard saying he's good for the market and we will be green forever [+9] u/tika_dengu: ***War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Losing is strength*** [+9] u/Bichael-Murry: remove the DRUNKTARD circus from the WH PRETTY PLEASE [+9] u/Kattilaeikka: Remember that this party lasts for as long as the street of homos is closed. Could be a while [+9] u/LouieM13: This bloodbath should’ve happened yesterday [+9] u/PandoraBot: Silver bros suffering for the nth time [+9] u/LarryBlink: DID YALL SAY THANK YOU YET???!! [+9] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: The waiter asked me how I like my steak cooked. I said over leveraged 😂😂 [+9] u/icecreamkiller1: Congratulations, Bears. [+9] u/sushilee123: I know 🥭 wants the market to tank but how low does he need it? [+9] u/browsk: Hormuz is definitely not straight this is 🌈 af [+9] u/Boheed: in terms of money, we have no money [+9] u/baadllama_ghost: oh boy, support is becoming resistance this is actually it bois, see you in the pink fields [+9] u/cashflow_: I think I’m pregnant. Idk who the daddy is [+9] u/pleasestoptalkin: Just realized they built Dubai like right next to Iran. Are they stupid? [+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: You are watching " Bulls in shambles" episode 25 Coming up...."Bears in shambles" episode 150 [+9] u/Frosty_Promise8050: People say you can’t get rich ethically. Those people weren’t bears. [+9] u/No_Tough_2065: Most short-lived V of all time 🫠 [+9] u/wildcat1055: Y'all got faked out yesterday? 🫵😆 Yeah, me too [+9] u/thelundyy: We're in the "Fuck your puts, fuck your calls" part of the day [+9] u/Gom_KBull: **Mango's achievements:** *- Unlock thick worthless asphalt sludge in Venezuela* *- Fail to prevent global oil supply stoppage* **So much winning, so tired of winning** [+9] u/TheLe7979: Fuking shit day. Just sold everything. Need to calm down a bit. Took 98k lost today. Every single trade is the opposite of what its supposed to do. [+9] u/kingRegard7: Sold my 0DTE calls at 50% loss when spy hit 670. I’ve never felt more like I belong here. [+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: Me: hey I made a lot of money today, I can treat myself to a nice lunch Also Me: damn I lost a lot of money today, might as well get a nice lunch [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Ving will continue until morale improves [+9] u/ManBearPig_1983: “Everyone we knew to work with is dead.” - POTUS [+9] u/trainwreck001: JUST NOW: MONGO CONSIDERING SPAIN EMBARGO. SHITTED ON UK. "IF OIL PRICES GO HIGHER FOR A LITTLE WHILE SO BE IT." OIL $150 [+9] u/Me-Regarded: Did shit 🥭 head just say he wants to adjust the previous tariff deals upward? My god we might all actually be fuk. Ber and bol alike [+9] u/MeeseShoop: The Spanish are fabulous, confirmed. [+9] u/spudbro00: Missles flyin, puts a dyin [+9] u/NewDawn101: German guy is think “this guy is crazy” but he keeps nodding and agreeing [+9] u/necarpenter417: Just get it to 685 you old fuck [+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: To be fair Trump did say he was going to bomb the shit out of Iran. I know this cause I just saw the Reel where he said this. [+9] u/PaltryCharacter: I love it when the market rips the shitter all morning and crawls back to pervious close by end of day just to fuck up all the journalist who wrote articles about how the market crashed horribly [+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: He has absolutely no idea why he started this war. Rambling about IEDs in Iraq. [+9] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Yeah, fuck you Spain!!  Keep your… *checks notes* fine ass Spanish mamacitas and cool, refreshing sangria to yourselves!! We don’t want a taste of that good life here in the LAND OF THE FREE!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 [+9] u/Mother_Big9112: The bull confidence being obliterated today has been better than the money I made being a bear [+9] u/ebfeebfe: CEO of VIX to resign after latest product launch "War with Iran" fails to spark interest with consumers. Stock falling. [+9] u/Realistic_Homework55: bought puts, bulls ur welcome [+9] u/Loperenco: Losing money on stock wasn't enough, now I'm also losing on metals [+9] u/itsnotshade: Bears currently converting to islam and hoping for a fatwa to be issued on all oil refineries [+9] u/BFox1982: This shit is literally escalating into WW3 and we still don't drop 5%. Lmao [+9] u/Valkorion335786: 680 lmfao We were at 669 this morning [+9] u/karamkka: This motherfucker V-ing on news that war, reduce chance of interest cuts, geopolitical tension, oil surging… are all good things, I guess (?) [+9] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: we just need one good *LIMIT DOWN*🫳 [+9] u/codespyder: What’s stronger? Israel’s Iron Dome, or the 100 Day EMA on SPY? WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT [+9] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Gonna start a bull sanctuary with my puts. make little stock market imitation where the numbers just go up, so they have something to look at. [+9] u/rocier: im so sick of metals trading like meme coins [+9] u/trent_upscale: Picked the wrong day to quit huffing cat piss [+9] u/nadoterisback: SPY barely 3% off ATH lmao fuk [+9] u/Gom_KBull: Bols begging the market to get their calls from -99% to -98%. Ya hate to see it [+9] u/No_Tough_2065: Sold my 0dte qqq calls... im just happy i made +10% instead of -80% and hour ago.. Jesus [+9] u/OSRSkarma: Execute PLUNGEPROTECTIONTEAM.EXE [+9] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: imagine buying the top [+9] u/akunisg: up if you bull down if you bear, let's see the NUMBERS [+9] u/OptionsHuduga: I bought the top, then AI fears and a war wiped out my port. Im currently looking for a job as a financial planner. AMA. [+9] u/LostandConfused2024: Can I buy insurance on my portfolio? [+9] u/Worried-Action-9497: And for the 1673rd time I created a rock solid resistance with my long entry [+9] u/miata_only: I came. I saw. Ayatollah. [+9] u/jerm2z: The comments are moving so fast no one will know I’m gay and retarded [+9] u/illicit_FROG: we are now closer to 550 then we are to 700 for the EOD crowd [+9] u/MRROSADOH: Please just let that be the bottom😭 [+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: retards: OvErVaLuEdD me, a fucking genius: **undervalued** [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Can he still brag about gas being 2 dollars in buttfuck Oklahoma? [+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: Tom Lee yesterday: “Market selloff is over, it will go up now” Narrator: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 [+9] u/oooofukkkk: Just relax everyone, as long as we have rational valuations in US stocks everything will be fine. The real danger would be if the stocks themselves are wildly overvalued [+9] u/thelundyy: Could be time to stop trading permanently [+9] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: Sara Eisen is on CNBC to promote war with Iran. That’s so gross. [+9] u/Kabrosif: Now this is Pod Racing! Its officially Bear season! [+9] u/Master-Stranger8908: We didn’t even make it to 700 😭 [+9] u/Reply_Stunning: V IS HERE, GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, ALL IN CALLS [+9] u/cannythecat: Plunge protection team spending billions to try to get qqq to 600 [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Death, taxes, 🥭 fucking everything up [+9] u/Bapu_: Our country is winning again. In fact, we're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me, please, please, please, Mr. President, we're winning too much. We can't take it anymore. We're not used to winning in our country until you came along, we're just always losing. But now we're winning too much. And I say, no, no, no, you're going to win again. You're going to win big. [+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: ASTS is a store of value [+9] u/Impossible_Land_9224: Congratulations brother, make sure you keep it [+9] u/Flolife2: I would fuck Pam Bondi [+8] u/LasyKuuga: 🐂 gonna be so annoying if we end green today [+8] u/pussinbuuts: the big beautiful V came early [+8] u/UnivalveX: green dildo at open might potentially be even bigger than yesterdays [+8] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: It’s funny the things you put on a pedestal when you’re younger. Like pol1t1ks. You think oh I’m too young to understand this or know that. Then you realize that it’s a bunch of room temp IQ motherfuckers with the same 10 year old mentality you had once you become older. [+8] u/Pluth: The Range is more important than the war. We cannot break the Range. [+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Iran announces ban on all agricultural exports as they buckle down for long war. Huge provider of fruits and vegetables for middle eastern nations. [+8] u/AllFront12: SPY moving like a penny stock lol [+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’m afraid today might not be like yesterday boys….. [+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Someone please check the DOW. If it’s 50k we should say thank you! [+8] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Bye bye interest rate cuts. Hello inflation [+8] u/LarsTarkas: Calls on Persian baddies [+8] u/Apfelmoes_: Generational bag holding opportunity [+8] u/gtheory1: No crying in the casino [+8] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. [+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: me buy stock dip at -1%. 1 day later, stock dips: -5% [+8] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: We wuz investors and shit [+8] u/Ok-Organization1796: Port down 26% today. This the kinda day where you stop looking and actually do something productive at work for a change. Making money with calls is like pulling teeth this year so far. [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Generational dying opportunity [+8] u/Ecodriverz: Spy really having a theta day on -2% day lol [+8] u/ThaliaFaye: freak the fuck out and sell everything now!!! [+8] u/No_Fig_7835: This is Bidens sell off. [+8] u/kantargi: For Trump, the market is what matters most. It’s probably just a matter of a day or two before he posts something like: “Iran wants to talk. We’re willing to give them a chance to meet.” [+8] u/lschoch2: Nivida is less risky then spy at this point [+8] u/pussinbuuts: idk how bers survive its like any moment a gigantic V can just appear outta nowhere and gape you [+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: Id like to see AI replicate these losses [+8] u/fire_alarmist: "Most of that group is dead, and we have another group. But they might be dead too." Lmao this dude. [+8] u/Soffatjockis: Prediction: The US will be forced to negotiate with Iran to stop this thing within a few weeks. They do not want to escalate this further cus that would mean boots on the ground, which is 1) very unpopular domestically, 2) may trigger China to move on Taiwan while the US is busy. So yeah, short term puts will likely print as mango will want to save face for a few more days/weeks. Then we pump. [+8] u/pavlovs_log: Energy costs drive inflation. Interest rate hikes are back on the menu boys. [+8] u/aftherith: I would like to speak to the manager [+8] u/CriticalBlackberry90: I am feeling bullish as fuck right now [+8] u/ngjsp: The narrative yesterday was everything was priced in. What changed? [+8] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: WSB yesterday: war in Iran is good for the market. WSB today: war in Iran is bad for the market. You regards can’t help yourselves even when it’s looking you right back in the face. Puts [+8] u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420: Imagine thinking this war thing was already priced in yesterday. F\* [+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Yeah there is no dip to buy today I'm selling [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I live where gas is generally the cheapest in the country and prices have gone from 2.15-25 to 2.50 to now 2.79 this morning [+8] u/SaltyRiceCake90: so war is not bullish?? [+8] u/Glock7enteen: The strikes that took out the Ayatollah involved over 100 fighter jets Imagine getting targeted by >100 fighter jets lmao, calls on jet fuel [+8] u/HighPriestOfDongs: I want to go calls because we've seen how hard these rebounds can be but Israel seems determined to fight to the last American this time. [+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: I promise your puts will lose half of their value within the first hour of market open. [+8] u/AltMotive3: Y muricans say “EYE-RAN” [+8] u/ComfortablePiglet842: All you gotta do is buy 20 calls of spy 677 at $.10 limit buy order and profit later today [+8] u/alone-in-the-chat: please close the market today [+8] u/NoodHigga69: Having 2 black Mondays would have been too confusing for the history books so they waited for Tuesday [+8] u/plannedgravy: It’s gonna V. I guarantee it.* *not backed by any warranties or insurance. Not financial advice. [+8] u/Immediate-Operation3: I can’t be the only retard here who didn’t know Sam Altman is gay? [+8] u/Vegetable-Crazy: A wise man used to say:  “Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over.” [+8] u/Jemmani22: After I saw Shrek I got puts. Sorry bols. I'm about money not about being on a team [+8] u/DefiantDelta: woke up to an apartment fire and now my port is on fire to match, lovely [+8] u/weewoowewoooo: How the fuck did MSFT just swing 2% up and down in a span of 5 minutes lmfao [+8] u/Possible-Gear-9340: Dump might be fake, but your losses are real 👌 [+8] u/Les7X: I tought the market was about to open, not my ass [+8] u/gkdjsl: lmao at having to do your earnings call this week [+8] u/I_work_too_much: Yay already down 6 figures. [+8] u/MoreOutcome8541: Someone really said “green in the next hour” lmfao [+8] u/Pury101: All of this because 🥭 is cucked by Israel smh [+8] u/aqjingson: Alright boomers get back to work [+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: If I was China, now would be the time, don't you think? [+8] u/urahozer: There are 2 devils on my shoulder. One says, cut your losses The other says average down [+8] u/SaaSGrass: LMFAOOOO BERS THOUGHT A THIRD WORLD “COUNTRY” WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE DOWN THE MARKETS 😴 [+8] u/Urzuck: I have to say, we had many retarded people at our helm in europoor land, but this guys is like the King of Retards lmao, how can you listen at him and think it does make sense. [+8] u/Just_Butterfly4052: Fuck it dude gonna catch some mad knives [+8] u/Green_L3af: RIP all the nerds that loaded up on calls yesterday [+8] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Yup nothing suspicious about that sudden need to clarify we aren't running out of missiles. That's definitely what someone with plenty of missiles would say. [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: VIX is $26 lmao alright time to start buying shit on sale [+8] u/LostandConfused2024: Could cash out today, refinance my mortgage and remove PMI/pay off my car and save myself an extra 1k a month. Or, I could keep on gambling and pay off my house with a 0DTE play. Decisions will be made today [+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Buying GOOG calls yesterday was not the play!! [+8] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The Yahoo Finance AI is scrambling to find an explanation of why stocks are dumping 🤣 [+8] u/One_Impression_2253: this is hard to watch maaaan [+8] u/Common_Ad_3059: I feel the moment we buy puts, its just going the opposite [+8] u/civillyRange: Is spending my welfare checks on options illegal? [+8] u/Abe2025: Ive lost my grip here and have to sell my port at this point at a 60% loss. Fuck this fckin market and fuck 🥭 to hell. Impeach that motherfcker guys. [+8] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Took profit. See you boys for lunch [+8] u/nereid89: All my stocks are red except ADBE. lol weird [+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: hormutz strait situation is closely related to RDDT share price [+8] u/fire_alarmist: Stop trying to make Pedocoin happen! It's not going to happen! [+8] u/HighPriestOfDongs: Some of you bulls are alright, don't check your portfolio this week. [+8] u/ajr901: Why does this... "feel" different? Today the bear within me is sending up flares and blaring alarms that I keep trying to ignore but I don't think that's wise. [+8] u/Abe2025: Ive never lost so much money in my fckin entire life. [+8] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Be retarded when others are a mix of greedy or fearful [+8] u/CanIMarginThat: how many times are we going to destroy these guys nuclear capabilities [+8] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Anyone else cash gang and just watching the fireworks [+8] u/eoiioe: Imagine if they start dumping heavily, all those boomers and their pensions wiped out, the outrage would be insane [+8] u/King_Tyler: Where are the priced in regards this morning [+8] u/vivzzie: SPY 685 0DTES lets get it!!!! [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I don’t feel so good Mr Powell [+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: Its days like this it pays to be red green colorblind [+8] u/The_Box_muncher: Why the actual fuck did it fall today and not yesterday. Literally nothing is fucking different. [+8] u/Kickboy21: I feel like throwing up [+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING VIX 40c WITH EXPIRATION MARCH 18 FOR $100 ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED LMAO [+8] u/astrawberryandakiwi: You guys buying today or waiting till tomorrow? [+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Dude what if it’s Iraq 2.0 an we get mega fucked [+8] u/ahopye: They told me "Mr President, the economy is over". But nobody knows economicals better than me. I told them - didn't I tell them? I told them, just you wait, we're going to have a big, beautiful V, the strongest V you've ever seen. I looked at the charts, beautiful charts by the way, the most beautiful fake red candles you've ever seen. Warren Buffet called me - lazy hoarder Warren I call him, I keep giving him all the cheap stocks he could buy but he just sits there on his pile of cash - he called me and he said "Mr President, no other president would be able to make the line keep going up". I said to him "Warren, line only goes up. This is my gift to America, it's the best time to buy stocks". Everyone was panic selling, the fake news media was saying it's world war 3 and talking about Iran closing the strait of Hormuz, but I obliterated Iran with our powerful B2 bombers. We hit them so hard they were calling me and crying on the phone "please Mr President, we're so tired of losing". [+8] u/Unassisted3P: If you look on your daily chart you can see exactly where 🥭opened his mouth [+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: puts on real madrid jerseys [+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I went -27k my first year. I’m not saying there is a light at the end of the tunnel, but I’m old now and I didn’t quit. I’ve got a house, 2 cars, and an ex wife that hates that I’m still successful. Find your motivation and run with it [+8] u/Urzuck: Spy stuck there like a pornstar in the washing machine. [+8] u/bearhunter429: #SPY recovered from being down almost -3% to being down less than 1% with 2.5 hours go to LMAO🤌 [+8] u/Elbeske: If you aren’t DCA buying during this war you are severely regarded [+8] u/Thotmas01: Gentlemen it’s been an honor shitposting with you in premarket. May God protect your ports, we ride to glory now. [+8] u/cryptohorn: The plan?!? THE PLAN?!?! THE PLAN IS THERE IS NO PLAN. [+8] u/AdministrativeWin583: But the dow is ahh was over 50k [+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Yes, this sudden dump on 'suddenly the future is uncertain' is probably a little fabricated, but so was the constant stream of bullish sentiment over the past 6 months [+8] u/Unassisted3P: Why do I gotta work today, it's gonna be so much fun in this thread 😩 [+8] u/ervelee: $181 million per minute War Department spending. Let them eat liver. [+8] u/VeryMercurial: Global energy/oil supply chain disrupted by a war 🌮 started and bulls expected to pump 2% back to green? Yep this is WSB ❤️ [+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Can I just stand up and tell everyone in this stupid meeting I just lost $15k the last 30 minutes and would like to be excused? [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: WSB gonna lose a lot of members this week [+8] u/IRunFast24: Why does my broker only have a 'sell' button and not a 'panic sell' button. [+8] u/Unassisted3P: Pull yourselves together we aren't even close to circuit breaker territory yet. [+8] u/Pury101: To add insult to injury, Tel Aviv's stock exchange is up 5%. You can't make this shit up 💀 [+8] u/pooterssssssssss: All the gains from 5 months wiped out in about 4 days lol [+8] u/dopeadult: yeah so 2026 actually gonna be way worse than 2025 fuck [+8] u/PushAble2463: You really done goofed this time america, fuck. Why should this affect us others? We give zero fucks about Iran, Israel and all this shit. Economy should quit being global 😤 [+8] u/JugoShvili: Took a day for everyone to realize the Strait of Hormuz closing is bearish [+8] u/tragicmike: A new US tanker has arrived and its name is the S&P 500 [+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Metta World Peace, please make sense of all this [+8] u/exetflagger: There's a super high chance that he doesn't know the difference between Spain and Mexico. [+8] u/kalakesri: Spain but the S is silent [+8] u/Most-Crazy2353: So all the real moves happen outside of trading hours and during them we get this gay shit. Got it [+8] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Im looking at SPY 685 calls the way Bill Gates looks at a Russian whore [+8] u/Tadikif: pewbtin not helping iranistan because he wants oil prices higher [+8] u/OkJelly7192: I heard from internal sources that Google and Coca-Cola are developing Project Carbonate, a "Soda-Voltaic" system that generates electricity through a phosphoric acid reaction. This liquid energy source is intended to power AI data centers with coke. [+8] u/EmuIntrepid7374: -3% today. Fuck this market [+8] u/DahyunDabFan: Precious metals dumping during a war. Tards are in control of the market [+8] u/komwom: we got too cocky bullbois [+8] u/Notdoofusrick: being a bear feels so weird. like yeah im fucking stacking cheddar but wtf the whole world is burning around me. its fucked fr [+8] u/libradhd: We’re at new high not seen since 10 minutes ago [+8] u/NewDawn101: I tried not being poor, it’s not working out [+8] u/saw-it: Microslop charging head first in the rally [+8] u/Castopliani: Gonna be classic War -2% Ceasefire +1% War over +1% War super duper over with the greatest peace deal in history, thank you for your attention to this matter +1% [+8] u/ragfang: puts 2 minutes after open bagged me 80%. Goodnight. Made back everything lost yesterday [+8] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Sold my calls for 40% loss. It can go up now [+8] u/donkeybray: MAGA feeling grateful looking at their portfolio #SPY-2℅day [+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Reminds me of the lead up to liberation day. They’re in over their heads, this can’t be resolved and completely reversed by a simple tweet. On the bright side there’s going to be a ton of money to be made from whatever part of the economy they break. But this is beyond markets at this point and I don’t want to see that happen. [+8] u/ButtholeAnalogy: This shit should be -3% by now [+8] u/unwanted_hair: They got rid of pennies because the dollar is now the new penny. [+8] u/Superente_: SPY 700 eow already pretty much confirmed. You know what. Why not SPY 710. [+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: When has premarket ever been truthful? [+8] u/Ble_h: America took a look of its past fuck ups in the Middle East and thought, I know what I did wrong, one more time. [+8] u/2keyed: Give me karma so I can shitpost [+8] u/ahopye: It might actually be over [+8] u/TheOriginalBIG: Mango can't even TACO his way out of this one, it's joever [+8] u/TowelOld743: We bout to arm rebels in Iran now, that ended well in Afghanistan and Iraq. Calls on Lockheed Martin [+8] u/urahozer: Averaged down from 90 cent 680 0dtes. Just sold em for a cool $43 profit. [+8] u/meforprezz: the v was going well until he talked [+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: if microsoft touches 420 this week i’ll drink my own piss [+8] u/Goodoldhold: Why da fak did i just yolo into spy calls hahaha [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Absolutely disgusting [+8] u/booose6: Thats right spy get it out of your system youll be under 670 again by eod :) [+8] u/hallett21: Should I just buy 1,000 700 calls for Friday? [+8] u/youreaditfirst: Trump in code is saying he wants the Iran military to give up and he will let them stay in power [+8] u/exetflagger: Welp, that was an interesting trading day... what only 12:30?? [+8] u/sck178: This market is impossible for someone who is as stupid as I am [+8] u/srnx: so gold is good during turbulent times, but sometimes it's just not [+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Inflation is surely going to be super low. Lots of rate cuts in our future… not LMAO [+8] u/InternationalTop2410: I am a buyer of Iranian rial [+8] u/jwilliams35: today is a good day to sit on my hands and live vicariously through the emotions of wsb [+8] u/Overall-Web-5435: Bol extinction event [+8] u/MoMeanMugs: Iran is playing the long play and gathering the silver from all the missiles being dropped. [+8] u/JakeSal10: Calls! Holy fuck I nearly shit meself [+8] u/winner_in_life: Gld going down makes no sense [+8] u/bb483: something about how dramatic Robinhood charts are induces one to trade [+8] u/joe_deertay-: If we end on green I will shit my pants [+7] u/Bichael-Murry: # THE CURTAINS ARE ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL WHY ARE WE RED TBH [+7] u/SocraticGoats: Brb, going wakeboarding in the Gay of Hormouz [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: This is going to ruin the world tour [+7] u/Gom_KBull: # ALL THIS RED # AND WENDY'S SHUTTING DOWN LOCATIONS # BOLS CANT CATCH A BREAK # ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ [+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Operation Leeroy Jenkins going well. [+7] u/JaredFlys: NOV midterms can’t come fast enough [+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: Politics have a large influence on markets and cant be banned, why dont 🏳️‍🌈 mods understand this? [+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: They're eating the gains, they're eating the premiums. [+7] u/Jesoo_: I got liquidated for the first time in my life lmao [+7] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: This is far below the standard of conduct expected of a FIFA peace prize recipient [+7] u/GoProVI: This shit just don’t make sense. a WHOLE day to end at 0.0% but 3 hours to make it to -1.3% [+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Depleting all of our Munitions  feels like an all in move for Iran victory, however even if that happens, it would feel logical for China to make the move on Taiwan with US stockpiles depleted. I think that is when you will see the real holy shit situation with the market. [+7] u/meNriveBabylon: it's just a coincidence that TelAviv stock market is out on a holiday this week. Right? [+7] u/Excellent_Row8297: Here’s the V! You might have to turn your phone upside down to see it [+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: The front page regard who went full port margin MU yesterday lol [+7] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: 22 Hours Ago - u/MaxVerstudpen "Today was legit the last chance ever to buy qqq below 600." \~ I love this place so much. [+7] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: hhmmmm liquidity crisis coupled with potential oil shock? This is going to be an interesting year. [+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: you can tell the markets think taco lost control of the situation. fucker destabilized the middle east for no reason. [+7] u/Ok-Age-263: 🚨Breaking: YOU ARE GHEY [+7] u/Swiftnice: You know it's crazy when Oil stocks are down while oil futures are up 9% lol [+7] u/JakeSal10: If we free fall thru $670 my puts might retire me [+7] u/Responsible-Rip8793: Our 401ks are amazing, aren’t they folks? Simply the best they have ever been. Bigly [+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Is nvda gonna sell lesss chips to Iran?? [+7] u/kantargi: What looks and smells like a fake sell-off usually ends with a strong V-shaped rebound. [+7] u/aggieclams: This market is insane [+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: and now...*WE CHOP*🫴 [+7] u/Uisce-beatha: Someone in here can't figure out why the market is down today and thinks the "war thing" was wrapped up yesterday and we've already moved on from it. This dude does a few curls and wonders why his biceps aren't massive yet [+7] u/peterpeer9: Congrats to america for outsourcing strategy to the world's worst AI "i'm thinking we should just go for it, it might be our best shot" "You're absolutely right!" [+7] u/JayRoo83: Suuuuuper glad I grabbed protective puts at the highs yesterday [+7] u/dabblesest: If this market doesn’t give the bers a win here I might actually feel bad for them… [+7] u/6PackOrDieTrying: I keep seeing discord chats saying ford are being contracted by gov to produce equipment, surely this is bullshit [+7] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Touching myself thinking about the commenter above me 🖕 [+7] u/Val44x: I’ve stopped trying to think of the market in a prediction sense of what is going to happen, or what should happen given new relevant information. Now I trade based off one question - “what is the absolute most regarded thing the market could do today?” [+7] u/Anonymustafar: What we were promised: Revolutionary advances in science, medicine, mathematics What we got: AI Shopping tool! CANNOT wait to short Open AI into the center of the earth on IPO [+7] u/Frozen_Shades: LoL People use this market for retirement purposes. [+7] u/BumbleSlob: THE DOW…. THE DOW IS BELOW 50,000. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? [+7] u/OSRSkarma: BEARS SHOW THE GAIN PORN YOU FUCKS [+7] u/M_from_Vegas: Maybe today's the day we actually see a circuit breaker [+7] u/HonestScar7176: Buying calls here as a day trade. Might get fucked. [+7] u/Wonderful_Promise_40: All in on spy 680 calls today [+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: 🥭 - the destroyer of portfolios [+7] u/ThatCoffeeGrind: Here is the truth: no one fucking knows shit. If you're invested in long term ETFs just turn the phone off and go to Wendy's. If you have calls and puts then pop a Xanax. Hope this helps!!! [+7] u/Indra_Sx: So if I buy puts now, will the bleeding stop ? [+7] u/youreaditfirst: Worse time to be an option trader 🤦 [+7] u/sftheory: Now why would Joe Biden do this to us? [+7] u/Pitiful-Ad769: The market makers have the opportunity to do the funniest thing twice [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Bloomberg has the best looking anchors [+7] u/zg44: MongoDB: our expectations for you were low, but HOLY FK [+7] u/stop-sharting: whenever a monkey goes viral shit goes downhill. first it was harambe then punch [+7] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: From what I'm hearing, the current market dynamic can be summed up into 2 simultaneously true statements; "Bols r fuk", and "Bers r ghey and fuk". THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. [+7] u/cbusoh66: You all know this will close +/- 0.1% by EOD, right? RIGHT??? [+7] u/Frozen_Shades: SPY taken up cliff diving [+7] u/Most-Crazy2353: This perma mechanical buying shit needs to stop [+7] u/NotRobotNFL: Probably going green like yesterday [+7] u/financiallythriving: I am too old to be drafted [+7] u/SwearImNOTacuck: Yesterday I spent $1500 on 0DTE SPY 681 puts. And here we fucking are after that loss [+7] u/Vikkio92: So has anyone figured out why even gold and silver are down or are we just accepting that diversification means fuck all in 2026? [+7] u/AegonTheMeh: The moment that mf said the Dow was over 50K it was all went to shit [+7] u/fire_alarmist: There is powerful riggatry at work here. Look at the scam candles show up right on time, in typical scam fashion. [+7] u/Klaassy23: At least we're not stuck between 680-690 anymore. [+7] u/Trashpanda7193: Even defence stocks getting destroyed. [+7] u/pooterssssssssss: You KNOW its a bad day when people aren't even shouting individual tickers anymore and screaming instead about circuit breakers. On green days half the comments are just ticker spam [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Options don’t seem smart right now but some these companies have biblical discounts the swill be scooped [+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: #at least there’s still >!_________________!< [+7] u/MrNo_Balls: why are we fighting Iran anyways? [+7] u/Icommandyou: Green MSFT in Bag7, hell frozen over [+7] u/spaurake: So I guess me drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet somehow didn’t work [+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: Even to describe a penis, that's a bit too lewd. [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Fucking hell we were doing just fine, no chance we get to green now [+7] u/zurijer: Here comes the 1 PM pump to close. Sorry bears [+7] u/SwiftSG1: “Golden age” — fifa peace prize recipient [+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/Fantastic_Barbie made a bet that DUOL would go to 101.33 within **2 weeks** when it was 92.12 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 8 wins and 18 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+7] u/MichaelJamesBurry: 500% puts increase feels good [+7] u/LostandConfused2024: They saying we might go to war, it's crazy cause ever since we stopped talking I've been at war with myself. Idk why but this Iran shit got me thinking about how I ran from your love, hope everything is good with you though shorty. Be safe out here [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Took 47 years but it was THIS magnificent man who gave in to the demands of a foreign govt [+7] u/2c-b_day: Staircase up, ~~elevator~~ window down [+7] u/FineJuggernaut3295: I just tried Monster for the first time (white zero sugar), why the hell is it so damn delicious [+7] u/mayorolivia: LIBERATION DAY THIS THE MUTHAFUCKIN REMIX GET CRUNK MUTHA FUCKAS WHAT [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: This market is falling off harder than Shia LaBeouf [+7] u/OrangMiskin: Please just go vertical up [+7] u/cannythecat: Did anybody else see that fake V? [+7] u/vermilli21: Not asking for much, just SPY to 660 today or TSLA to 350 [+7] u/sureyeahdude: Buy GOOGL shares at open? [+7] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: None of you said thank you for yesterday so now we’re screwed… [+7] u/BlakeTheDog: I consider myself well diversified, every single name in my portfolio is red. Gold, oil, healthcare, semis, all of it. [+7] u/NachoSleeves: My port is like a bucket with a hole in the bottom [+7] u/orangeyougladiator: > Taiwan detects 5 Chinese vessels around their shores Well if there ever was a “best time” for China.. oh fuck me the world is in danger [+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Bombs Over ~~Baghdad~~ Tehran [+7] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: The scientists knew that that had created something truly special when they asked the robot what it thought about TSLA. It's response "TSLA should be a 5 trillion dollar company". The head researcher noted at that moment that he looked at his colleague and said "this thing is fucking retarded. I mean, like what the fuck?". [+7] u/Powered_by_Ghost: Bulls that bought calls at open, how you holding up [+7] u/Stonkrates: Getting frame mogged by putmaxxing bears [+7] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: It's priced in bro, war is always bullish bro. Fuck I hope we won't hear that shit for a while. [+7] u/ThrallDoomhammer: Awe shit I went from poor to homeless [+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU ONCE? [+7] u/GotKarprar: I’m so insane I think it’s about to rise 4% [+7] u/Eiiiights: Options is fast money. Watch it disappear faster than you can hit the sell button. [+7] u/cat_herder4: Why would anyone trust a single word at this point [+7] u/Independent_Drop4317: 0dte 675 calls sold for 400% from 670 😮‍💨 [+7] u/mrhappyfunz: 🥭 saying we killed our next choice for Irans leader is low key hilarious [+7] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: The “fog of widening options spreads” is gonna be our Waterloo. [+7] u/pmotiveforce: Bulls on Spain trade sanctions: "Pfft. So we get fewer tacos and burritos, big fucking deal." [+7] u/PollutionBeginning78: Should I buy puts at open [+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Jane street cornered the silber market [+7] u/GMEThrowaway2: When market opens in an hour my puts from yesterday afternoon will be profitable I am like a dog chasing a car who finally caught it and doesn’t know what to do now [+7] u/VeganTurkishBaklava: Sell at open and take your profit [+7] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: I thinking today is freak the fuck out and panic sell everything, followed by tomorrow, we have been cleaned, reborn, and ready to FOMO into your finest meme stocks. [+7] u/Ok-Age-263: I'm about quit my job hella nervous [+7] u/fire_alarmist: Funny how my options only move quick to go down, they take their sweet ass time to appreciate. They devalue in like a millisecond. [+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: Mag 7 slowing the bleeding while equal weight S&P is down 2% [+7] u/Renovatio_Imperii: Not going to open stock app today. [+7] u/bb483: yeah looking like a good week for me to focus on work [+7] u/Unassisted3P: I'm not selling anything till I see the Vix hold $25. If it does though, look out, it might be an elevator ride down. [+7] u/sharpyz: Guys why the fuck am I down 4% on pre market? Donny said "we would be winning so much we'd be sick of winning" [+7] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Some of you got lucky a few times and think you're investment super computers, but you're actually just super retarded [+7] u/shoesshirt: Need a Warren buffet quote right about now [+7] u/Dash_39: Question is will we get a halt? [+7] u/lysergalien: 0dte calls at open easiest decision of my life [+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Broos, that $MU 240k margin guy might have Nana-levels of unfortunate timing 💀 [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Dip buyers were killed in February and now there is no stopping these fat smelly virgin bers [+7] u/Dorkasteri: Why silver and gold are dying [+7] u/MRROSADOH: Spy hasn’t been this low since Oct. 1st [+7] u/Voltthrower69: wAR iS goOd foR ecOnOmY [+7] u/DefiantDelta: they’re slamming the utter fuck out of metal miners, you can’t shake me at this point MMs, i am unshakeable! [+7] u/Neader: Every fucking day just a sea of red since November such fucking bullshit [+7] u/RoundAd1597: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/lysergalien: Allah is punishing us [+7] u/FinishWarm1746: Mom I done bought the dip but it just kept dipping 😮‍💨 [+7] u/Game3k: This will be the dip buying opportunity of the year [+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I am the strait of Hormutz and I am WIDE OPEN. BUY [+7] u/Majestic_Estate_8299: I sold at the bottom great [+7] u/ryu311: plz. just tell the people to buy the dip, you fucking pedo. [+7] u/Urzuck: 🥭 woke up today with a single mission: cuckolding all the bols in this market lmao [+7] u/Beazt11123: There were concepts of a green [+7] u/goofy-boots: sold my calls way too early. still came out almost 2x tho, a win is a win [+7] u/nadoterisback: hope we absolutely plummet into close and then circuit breakers tomorrow morning [+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: You have bottomed but the market has not [+7] u/Fancy_Goat685: You have to be truly retarded to buy this dip. [+7] u/sushilee123: Soo what’s the end goal with Iran? Regime change, holy war, oil, pure obliteration? [+7] u/SayonaraSammy41: The new play might be just 1dte the opposite direction of the morning move just before close and hold overnight [+7] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Congratulations! You have won all expenses paid action packed holiday to Iran! Car is coming to pick you up soon. (Participation is mandatory) [+7] u/sandscr: I paper handed my puts yesterday.😭 [+7] u/log1ck1717: About to go on a shopping spree on tech stocks [+7] u/komwom: most bullish drill ive ever seen [+7] u/johns2289: CNBC thinks i literally give any fucks about target right now. I’m losing my ass here im not worried about Becky and her mom jeans [+6] u/Me-Regarded: Another dip to buy. Market is truly an infinite money glitch [+6] u/tendiemountain: This is what I expected yesterday to look like. [+6] u/PyloPower: What changed compared to yesterday? Did we lose? Are we the bad guys? [+6] u/LiveMotivation: Tell me why you didn’t sell that call yesterday?!! [+6] u/Abe2025: Im so sick to my fcking stomach. Holy Fuck [+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Where's that dumbass that kept spamming that bears were losing by the second? I ain't no bear but sometimes it's better to just not knock on their cave entrance with bullshit, you know? [+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: You’re not early, you’re wrong [+6] u/ikasey24: I just bought Abercrombie stock during a middle eastern war, it’s like the past 20 years never happened! [+6] u/Dazzling-Seaweed-841: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN CHANGED [+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Odds very high some regard who just opened his HOOD account yesterday fat fingered puts instead of calls and he’s feeling like Warren Buffet today, tale as old as time Lmaooooooo [+6] u/Liability049-6319: https://preview.redd.it/uwwwi9c5mumg1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3493c2dfccd26d1796f4cbdb178e66b881737ce Can I reload my last save? [+6] u/Taiyoken: Not sure what to believe, we were also -1.3% PM yesterday but it got ran up 2 mins before open [+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: WE'RE WINNING TOO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE [+6] u/RagingBearBull: you know the opening scene for Terminator 2, that is my base case for the future [+6] u/gooneral_MC: spain is a type of mexico [+6] u/-TrueFacts-: Thinking about getting some face tattoos to impress chicks... [+6] u/Few-Frosting-4213: The market literally gave you a free day to get out and you didn't take it lmaoo [+6] u/fenriswulfwsb: Liberation Day had a bigger VIX spike than WW3. Strange times man. [+6] u/spectra444: "I'm tired of this, Grandpa!" "Well, that's too damn bad! You keep diggin'!" [+6] u/Present-Fill-3298: Ain't at 50k now you dumb fuck [+6] u/gingerhasyoursoul: Unrealistic AI spending + stupid ass tariff policies + All of the Middle East at war. Wonder how this will turn out. [+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: America is the greatest country on Earth. Who else can cause a global sell off of every asset class on Earth while simultaneously driving up global inflation. We put the special in special, that's for damn sure. [+6] u/Plastic-Extension420: I’m going to YOLO VOO [+6] u/jacked2datitz: panic sell eveything go go go [+6] u/thelundyy: Calls at open. Repeat of yesterday [+6] u/Val44x: BOL has a chance to do the funniest thing ever for the 2nd day in a row lol [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: i can't focus on jerking off with all this chaos [+6] u/grimandnordic1: Bought a bunch of shit SPY calls at -2% praying they turn to gold (please) [+6] u/booose6: This is literally copy paste what happened yesterday to SPY [+6] u/LostandConfused2024: Up 16k last three months boys [+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: At least someone purposefully closed a strait this time, member Evergreen 🌲 [+6] u/andytobbles: 10Y has went from 3.9 to 4.15% in 3 days LMAO. Not normal movement for bonds [+6] u/caillouminati: Maybe the real war is with the stock market [+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: Which liberation day is this? I am from the future [+6] u/hypeaze: The new economy is pretty cool. Uber, the biggest cab company in the world, owns 0 cars. Airbnb, the biggest landlord in the world, owns 0 buildings.  Somalian daycares, the biggest daycares in the world, has 0 students.  Iran, the greatest nuclear threat in the world, owns 0 nukes. [+6] u/LasyKuuga: #ITS CALLS #ITS ALWAYS CALLS #ITS NEVER NOT CALLS [+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Sunk cost fallacy No critical thinking skills Actually mentally disabled Etc [+6] u/randomnameforme123: Lots of comments spamming abt the usual 8am dark pool fuckery Thats how u know its only real retards in the thread rn [+6] u/ShowerDear1695: believe it or not, calls (margin) [+6] u/One_Impression_2253: sold my spy puts yesterday this is maximum pain [+6] u/BadBoyBilbo: Now *THIS* is pod racing! [+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I have seen green day in my port since last Oct [+6] u/Guhbigly: I don’t have anymore money for the dips help [+6] u/MediocreAd8440: Anyone wanna hit Pam Bondi to let her know about the DOW? [+6] u/Unban_thx: #ABANDON ALL HOPE! #FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! [+6] u/OSRSkarma: Ill never forget when I called fidelity to ask if i could get my 6 month IPO ban lifted for selling circle early and the guy said “How did you even get assigned shares” https://preview.redd.it/bphnhqrfiumg1.jpeg?width=123&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f9222aa3e51dc3f5022c908552af1407c14999 [+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: First hour is fake, right? RIGHT??? [+6] u/drizzyjake7447: I can’t look. SOMEONE HOLD ME. [+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: What a retarded start to the year [+6] u/GreatRegard: I was promised a V, 2000 years ago [+6] u/Natarian86: Is retail really this dumb? They are dumping in the morning and letting retail buy throughout the day to just dump more later. [+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Spain is 100x nicer place to vacation than the USA [+6] u/Hawxe: Barcelona is genuinely one of the most beautiful cities on the planet, one of the nicest places I’ve been. [+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: LAUNCHING 🚀🚀🚀 ON BERS RIGHT AS WE SPEAK **FUK BERS** [+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: I have a terrible feeling I can't shake. Like a bottomless pit in my gut. I hope you're all safe. Take care of yourselves, and each other. [+6] u/Quirky_Push_2506: If we get a massive rugpull within the first hour, I am actually gonna buy calls. No one can stop me. [+6] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Glad I pulled out all of my capital yesterday Gonna need that last $13 [+6] u/Humble_Explanation32: market starting to believe this is not going to be a 4 days thing [+6] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: The bubble popped 3/3 [+6] u/Thotmas01: It’ll be the craziest shit when we pump to flat again by 2 pm. [+6] u/Skilledthunder: What, does GOOG run their searches through the Strait of Hormuz or something? Fuckin bonkers its still dropping so much [+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: SPY down more than QQQ again tech is completely oversold, once this bullshit ends we are gonna rocket again [+6] u/VeryMercurial: HO LEE FUCK NIKKEI FUTURES -6.5% [+6] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: everything's computer [+6] u/Boheed: The market goes up, and the market goes down, the market goes down and it shakes you all around, you do the hokey pokey and you turn your gains around, that's what it's all about [+6] u/ICE-FlGHT: GOOGLE HAS MADE ME DEPRESSED AMA [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Due to AI, and 🥭 there’s a shortage of Vs [+6] u/tommyboy441: Wow, GOOGL will be resizing my butthole yet again [+6] u/Tbone0916: Went all in on KORU, now down 30%. I hate my life [+6] u/Whos_of_Whoville: Seems like yesterday was the dead cat bounce. [+6] u/orangeyougladiator: Dang Bulls are fucking angry. Not like they didn’t have 5 months of warning and still lost money in this volatility [+6] u/Separate_Square_1904: Is he(gold) lying to us??? [+6] u/Thotmas01: Congratulations silver on another 11% move, you would never know that silver is the second largest asset in the world by market cap with moves like that. [+6] u/AlexP1993: That V is heading in the wrong direction boys [+6] u/EvolvingDior: Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in? [+6] u/Jesoo_: -60% on my 0dtes guh [+6] u/Urzuck: 🥭 live in twenty minutes [+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Legitimately insane that we have to pretend today and yesterday is real price action [+6] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: they are going to have to start a war to distract everyone from this war [+6] u/bigjimsribs: Dumps only happen overnight, intraday is always a climb up [+6] u/Muted-South4737: All I want is a massive profit with little investment or effort on my part. [+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: here comes the recovery back to green by open.. [+6] u/kim82352: > Reuters: European gas prices have surged 75 percent in a week, hitting multi-year highs as tensions disrupt Gulf exports. Norway’s energy minister says the crisis could reopen debate in the EU over banning Russian gas imports. [+6] u/NativePlant870: Are you tired of winning yet? [+5] u/bzl33: whether or not the middle east is burning, SaaS stocks get killed lmao [+5] u/ThrowAway405736294: Green by open (please) [+5] u/dooosayn: Them - “no way they would be dumb enough to buy calls on Monday after this” [+5] u/vermilli21: Are people from other subs coming to his sub for news updates cause it’s better and faster? 💀 [+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Buy puts about 1 month out every time there’s an Epstein files drop Got it [+5] u/Swaggerpro: I win, feel good and roll into another play, that play loses more than I won in the previous play, repeat. I’m a fucking idiot [+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: All this “winning” feels like and looks like losing. Weird… [+5] u/ngjsp: Dont worry folks, higher pump prices are the hallmarks of a strong economy [+5] u/sam4o19: Is anyone taking that free vacation to Iran the government keeps advertising? [+5] u/PureOrangeJuche: FCC chair says PSKY WB deal will be approved very quickly and is a “clean” deal. Gee this antitrust stuff is so simple when you just have state media goons running everything [+5] u/pootenanner: Circuit breakers would be so cool [+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Put and call hodlers now yelling "I KNOW WHAT I GOT" to each other. no lowballers. [+5] u/Affectionate_Cook455: Elect jokers expect circus 🤦🏻‍♂️ [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Be fearful when others are fearful [+5] u/EthanRio: Market is gonna end green again sorry gay bers [+5] u/leestowncat: Just woke up… why red… [+5] u/Bichael-Murry: POST THE HOTLINE ASAP, I AM GETTING A STROKE [+5] u/ThermalChaser: [Don't worry panicans. Hes on top of the situation.](https://youtu.be/rMToZ3GA_NU?si=q4e4cNuGsRfa7aE7) [+5] u/Stonkrates: OUR FATHER BURRY, WHO RESIDEST IN VALUE TRAPS, REVERED BE THY TWEETS OF WOE. THY BEAR RAID COME, THY SHORTS BE COVERED, IN VOLATILITY AS IT IS IN RECESSION. BESTOW UPON US TODAY OUR DAILY RED ARROWS, AND ABSOLVE US OF OUR FOMO PURCHASES, AS WE ABSOLVE THE PUMPERS WHO DECEIVE US. TEMPT US NOT WITH GREEN DAYS, BUT RESCUE US FROM THE BUBBLE. FOR THINE IS THE INSIGHT, THE IRONY, AND THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO, ETERNALLY. AMEN. [+5] u/EyeSea7923: Surely a speech from Gavin's wife will save us. [+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Whos turn was it to monitor the situation? U fuked up bigly [+17] u/Retaining-Wall: It's amazing how quickly it went: 1. War never. 2. Actually some war, but no boots. 3. But not a forever war, just a temp war. 4. Okay maybe some boots, we don't know. 5. Actually forever war, maybe. 6. Bees! (Oh and Armageddon possibly). And the market is like whatevs. [+16] u/Retaining-Wall: In an alternate timeline: *The year is 2026. You wake up and turn on the news while you get ready. You aren't paying attention as the news runs clips of Harris' SOTU address. It was boring, but that's okay; you're preoccupied with thoughts of going to close on your first home purchase thanks to the first time homebuyers assistance program passed in 2025. The anchor announces that a new Iran deal is nearly ready to be signed. Should be good for gas prices, you think. You turn off the TV. You don't check your portfolio before showering because everything's been slow and steadily up for the past 18 months. Life is good.* [+16] u/r_BigUziHorizont: not that anyone in this subreddit actually does technical analysis but SPY closed below the 100 day moving average for the first time since may 2025 [+16] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Imagine buying puts at 670, falling asleep, then waking up to seeing people talk about 683 in the chat. Ooooof. [+15] u/HauntingAardvark521: lol spy just won’t drop… crazy market manipulation going on [+15] u/ARSC_RexH: Off hours movement tonight is gonna be absurd. [+14] u/WarmCan3034: I beat computer and made $100 profit today [+14] u/Fiddli: Greenest red day ever. This is a Win for bols [+14] u/QuantrixQuintrix: "US NAVY TO BEGIN ESCORTING TANKERS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ" This is how we hit spy $595 when a tragedy happens. [+13] u/PessimisticallyTrade: Yknow, I always thought it was a joke but some of yall really are degenerate gamblers and have literally no strategy beyond *stonk go up*, do yall? [+13] u/AMX_revue: the year is 6700, spy is still trading between 670 and 690 [+13] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Can we please just get a face numbing rip down to 870 to close out the day and end this fuckery [+13] u/razor164: I think that's how they make money. Could be wrong [+12] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Hoping [this](https://reddit.com/user/me) guy is green today [+12] u/Brawmethius: Thousands of tards blew their pay check "trying to outsmart the MM double backflip rug". These are the dumbest motherfuckers you will ever meet and they post here like they are professional traders. Don't follow these tards, most of your information is coming from someone with like 500$ on the line they lose bi-weekly. [+12] u/fredditf: TRUMP: US NAVY TO BEGIN ESCORTING TANKERS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ [+12] u/Mcluckin123: A drone just sailed through mid town Dubai and smashed into the US consulate [+11] u/Able_Web2873: Deposit at least $73,600 or close positions to reduce your risk of margin call…. Sure let me get right on that [+11] u/UncouthMarvin: Tell me again why I shouldn't buy puts and hold overnight like yesterday? [+11] u/No-Improvement3164: I get nervous when CNBC is telling us to buy [+11] u/TheSauce69: Truth is I'd be smart if I wasn't retarded [+11] u/Shah_an_shah: Israel says jump, America goes how high? [+11] u/Retaining-Wall: News of the military commanders saying the goal is Armageddon... That should be like... Market redder than cut American dicks after an edging sesh without coconut oil. But the market's like meh. [+11] u/McDicksSludge: You could have bought daily $680 Spy calls at the bottom today for dirt cheap and ended up rich, however you are retarded and serve little to no purpose in life [+11] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: if I ever see an algorithm in the street I swear Imma fk him up [+11] u/John-AtlasGames: So. We gonna dump overnight again? [+10] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: fuck it overnight spy puts it is [+10] u/AGigatonicxs: Bers in absolute shambles, burry in tears [+10] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: I made over 6k on SPY options today. Feeling pretty highly regarded rn ngl 🥹 [+10] u/broke_person: SUNDAY NIGHT: RISK OFF MONDAY MORNING: RISK ON MONDAY NIGHT: RISK OFF TUESDAY MORNING: RISK ON 🙏🙏🤌🤌 [+10] u/Competitive_Ride: Leave Spain alone. One of the last countries with widespread topless sunbathing. I will not stand for this [+10] u/Vikingnorris: Fuck bullshit!!! I just had to pay an extra $0.40 a gallon on gas compared to a week ago, I drive for a living and I’m not getting any extra compensation wtf, can’t fucking win [+10] u/KittyLover-7: So who here is gonna be the sacrificial lamb and go through the straight first [+10] u/MagJack: at least you arent some 19 year old whose dad talked you into joining the army because we finally got a president committed to peace and it would be easy money. [+9] u/jnas_19: TRUMP: US NAVY TO BEGIN ESCORTING TANKERS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ [+9] u/Soybeanrice: Sold my 0DTE calls for +3k instead of +60k 🤡🤡🤡 [+9] u/LeupMeisterGenral: 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 🚨TRUMP ANNOUNCES ALL BERS GHEY!🚨 [+9] u/KittyLover-7: When missiles fly, time to buy [+9] u/SlothsonSpeed: Just be a paper handed little bitch that sells everything at 30%. Ignore the regards that get 4-5x because they are truly watching shit go to 0 every other day. There is more volatility these days than it had been in decades. Means wild options swings likes we have never seen before, 4-10x baggers everyday. Survive, skim off the top and bottom of these swings and you'll make more money [+9] u/A55BAG: Asians and europoors wake up. They see brent crude above 80$, LNG futures up +40% and their favorite hotel in Dubai is on fire. They decide to sell some stock ahead of the great crash. 🥭wakes up and sees red futures from Asian and European trade. He sends some message or someone to TV to talk the market back up. Let's see how many times this trade plays out. [+9] u/SouthNice7324: Best trading day in weeks (I sat it out) [+9] u/FutureBuckStrickland: If you bought 0DTE calls today you 10x’d [+9] u/Xzlk: The exact same thing will happen tomorrow lol [+9] u/rioferdy838: Need a big green reversal day tomorrow [+9] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: I’m absolutely retarded. Don’t mind me just announcing the obvious. [+9] u/Thisispaartaaa: If GOLD and SILVER could shrek dingus, that would be great...my portfolio is highly dependant on this outcome [+9] u/Former_Tomato9667: Sometimes I wonder if I’m watching the same stock market as you weirdos [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Don’t worry guys, it’s not our tax dollars being used for the bombs since we’re always tax loss harvesting [+8] u/Usedillusion7: I know some people might be mad at 🥭 but I would like to remind y'all the Obama wore a tan suit. [+8] u/Spicyboi981: I actually sold my puts at the bottom for once in my life [+8] u/wealthme9: Why the fuck is spy rallying, does it know what’s going on right now? [+8] u/Star_Lord924: ##SPY GO THE FUCK UP PAST 682 [+8] u/Former_Tomato9667: I feel like the entire global financial system is being propped up by FOMO [+8] u/ColCrockett: I don’t think I’ll ever be able to vote for a Republican again It’s the party of crazy fucking southern baptists with a hard on for trying to bring about the second coming and who, at their core, are the same crazy people who started the civil war [+8] u/deandotcom: Look at me, I am the exit liquidity now [+8] u/Domefieldadvantage: They called me a clown for full porting MSFT look at me now [+8] u/justarandumthrowaway: Bers rotating from celebration into “rigged market” [+8] u/rdr31: Listen up bears. Fuck you [+8] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Honestly what a stupid fucking day, a 10 dollar price swing on no news while we’re balls deep in a conflict in the Middle East. Smh [+8] u/Fuzzy-Persimmon9884: BEAR GANG!!!!!! post your profits! I had 16 spy puts from yesterday that netted me close to 13k [+8] u/Turbulent_South6976: Guys I declare The V [+8] u/A_Credo: Lol. Good luck escorting the roughly 100 ships that daily pass through the Strait. The Navy can’t maintain that sort of workload/logistics for too long, nor does the US have enough ships to escort 100+ ships daily. [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Fully expect to wake to another 1.5% dump [+8] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Can someone tell me why oil companies are drilling? [+8] u/Beneficial-Sign-569: Sorry Spain ...Mangooo is out for y'all next . [+7] u/Star_Lord924: Wtf are we dropping again for. [+7] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: It's happening again. The humiliation of bers is human zoo level at this point. [+7] u/jernotbroke: so kegsbreth can’t do a pull-up but can throw up 315 up like nothing. got it. [+7] u/slothropdroptop: _With each assassination of an Iranian commander, the SPY gained 1% and so the public began to enjoy the bloodshed_ [+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Puts will print every morning until morale improves. [+7] u/chewks: LMFAOOOOOOOO WE ENDING GREEN. [+7] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: its gonna be green overnight then dump market open again 😂 [+7] u/Solid-Season9984: #Sir, its too much winning. Please stop. [+7] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: It’s days like this that print money in the long run for those who see the bigger picture [+7] u/aCornField: Everybody calm down, we still got 1% to climb [+7] u/CUbuffGuy: So overbought lol, either things are ending and we haven't gotten the announcement yet, or this is gunna do another overnighter [+7] u/Downinthedumps1001: Not buying calls earlier was asking to watch money walk right by you [+7] u/AMX_revue: Tom Lee profile pic = ghey [+7] u/Skulldrey: I only come here when I’m in a bad trade Sorry guys top signal [+7] u/404MoralsNotFound: We may never get a chance to buy the generational dip. [+7] u/SPYto999: If banning bots makes Reddit a much better place, just think how much Reddit would improve if all users got banned. [+7] u/-user222: regards yesterday: please go down i want to buy regards now: never mind [+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: I'm done trying to trade this market I'm going like 80% cash and watching from the side lines. [+7] u/OccasionalXerophile: Turns out war isn't so bullish after all [+7] u/gentlesandwich: 95% of the time SPY is -2% intraday, 1dte calls pay. Free money game [+7] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: This day just proved it. Always buying calls on dips. [+7] u/Starkfault: Buying the dip worked again just like every other time? Bears must be shocked [+7] u/spsteve: The coke fueled ber orgies tonight are going to be legendary! [+6] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: You guys need to chill, we will sell off again overnight when everyone considers there is still no way to exit this clusterfuck. Gulf nations are already saying they are almost out of interceptors and need more US munitions. The US military needs US munitions. By this weekend there will likely be a ton of saturation strikes that make it through the defenses. [+6] u/jeffynihao: Turns out war is not bullish [+6] u/Cold_Respond_7656: To hell with Spain UK next [+6] u/TraipseTraveller: I declare bankruptcy! [+6] u/Ameri0425: Put 30% of my port on SPX 6800 calls 8 minutes after open. Spiraled to a not so happy place for a few hours, decided to just hold and pray. Just closed +20% thank fuck [+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: "Buy you fools" - Gandalf [+6] u/l34ch_r: it would be funny if it wasn't so true [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: How do you trade this last hour. wtf [+6] u/Poland_Spring10: I bought puts yesterday, was down 60% and contemplated roping but it’s looking like a good decision, not the roping, I mean the buying puts. [+6] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Brainless algos pumping all day yesterday cos they just kinda FORGOT there was a war going on in the middle East It better dump all through trading hours today. Fkn terrorist algos [+6] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Insurance companies not insuring tankers to travel thought straight of Hormuz so oil isn’t flowing. Oil prices going up. Countries that depend on oil from this region now face cut backs in industrial production (S. Korea gets ~90% of their oil from there so cut back in production means expected reduction in earnings so their stocks pull back)… in creased oil prices means costs to produce shiny rocks goes up so SLV and GLD production costs go up pushing its price down. Increased oil costs cause risk of inflation. Risks of inflation means cutting interest rates would make it worst so market prices in reduced chances of interest rate cuts which adds red to stocks. Just sharing after reading so many posts from people wondering why things are red. The real goal is being able to see these things a few steps ahead and profiting from them. Trying to find the downstream unintended consequences of these actions which will show up in another stocks price in the future. [+6] u/KittyLover-7: Can someone whisper in his ear that his market is down since November [+6] u/tastyfreeeze69: Missed out on 14k in gains and settle for 9k in gains. This will ultimately result in me holding my next trade until 0 [+6] u/TheMightySet69: Today was fucking nuts. I was down so bad on my calls and ended up making like 150%. I'm out. [+6] u/Xzlk: Crazy recession today. Anywho, back to all time highs. [+6] u/hermeskino715: Why are the bols stopping here? Still got .8% pump to go. C'mon 👏 👏 👏 [+5] u/amanrajjain: This is going flat for sure. Mark it [+5] u/Existential_Entropy: Wtf happened? Yesterday was all good. I open port today and it's down 4% before options are even open. Welp, time to bag hold. [+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Mr Market woke up ANGRY [+5] u/AppointmentSuch5869: What the actual fuck [+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: I think we would all be quite a bit more successful if we assumed that everybody on here was somewhat retarded