What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 03, 2026

[+153] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bulls promised we'd be up bigly,  bears promised we'd be down bigly. Theta gang didn't even make a promise, and kept it. [+134] u/gomper: Remember when a bunch of people lost their life savings on a fake meat company? [+122] u/Embarrassed-Past-756: Bears today after talking shit https://preview.redd.it/gcb7e7kk5pmg1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d610cf84670c8a3ee9699f27f9a9ba7ed0cdde83 [+87] u/orsomeshitidk: The heat death of the universe is priced in at this point. Bullshit [+81] u/puffinnbluffin: Panic sold the bottom and watched my biggest position run without me 😃. Hard being a retarded paper handed bitch [+68] u/geddyclaus: Everything that happened this weekend was already priced in. Market closes flat. Very efficient market. [+64] u/Successful-End7689: im running the iran strategy right now, just launching calls all over the place hoping one of them hits [+56] u/Sweg_OG: petition to ban every single person from WSB [+55] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: #wow, black swan Monday finally over Did anyone survive? [+50] u/Les7X: It's funny that SPY can drop 1-2% on no news then literal war happens and we're flat [+49] u/WSB-mods-are-: Crazy to think my Grandpa fought in Korea just so his grandson could one day stay home in his pajamas watching cartoons and eating garbage while losing thousands of dollars on his iphone [+47] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/edgar_de_eggtard made a bet that ASTS would go to 90.0 within **1 week** when it was 79.17 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 3 wins and 0 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+42] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Sleepy would have had SPY at 800 by now [+41] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: Poor people are insanely stupid, and they even sold what little they had thinking it would crash! SAD! [+41] u/Initial_Ad_9250: What would Moses and Jesus think about the current price action of S&P500 [+39] u/Quick1711: It’s crazy that r/wsb is one of the last open forums on Reddit where you can talk about anything without a group of mods perma banning you [+37] u/Leather_Mention5916: Why would Obama fly a B2 bomber and bomb Iran? [+36] u/kadams2121: NVDA destroys earnings: Market blood red next day US starts war in Middle East: market green next day Makes total sense! [+36] u/CAN_ONLY_ODD: can someone tell me why tf war is bullish for boner pills [+34] u/Montyprice7206: All they need to do is take over Iranian airwaves and internet and play the MELANIA movie on repeat Instant surrender [+34] u/socratesqt: Now that they burned the puts it'll actually dump tomorrow. Scam market [+33] u/somecleverphrase: DOJ Misspells “Voters,” “Emergency,” and “United States” in new filing. this would be hilarious if they weren't trying to fuck things up. [+32] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Tomorrow i will make money.. for the market makers [+32] u/baller1able: SPY opened up down 1.10% and we ended green. Man if held puts over the weekend, you literally only had a few minutes to sell for a profit 😭 [+31] u/AirportMaterial5917: Getting my bussy ate [+27] u/brock2063: Last month I was an expert Ai Semiconductors Last week I was an expert on SaaS companies. This week I'm an expert on Middle East oil shipping lanes. [+27] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that ASTS would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 82.69 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 12 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+27] u/LetsConsultTheMap: I made a cool $35 today. Later poors [+26] u/rooftop_druid: Hard pills for kids with < $2,500 accounts to swallow: ~~~~ - Silver is not a replacement for trading gold just because you can’t afford gold - War is bullish because it increases spend at large companies - Morals are not valid market indicators [+26] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: They didn't rename it the Department of War to NOT go to war with someone. [+25] u/Joey-Cap: Im rotating into my mom's basement [+24] u/TreGet234: Can't believe iran war was a reverse sell the news event. [+24] u/daqm: 🥭: Have you forgotten about the Epstein files yet, or should I carry on bombing Iran ? [+24] u/Historical_Bother274: God imagine you inherit the strongest booming economy ever and the only thing you do is try to speedrun its decline in multiple ways. If your retarded tariffs dont work you just start random wars and your followers keep eating it up [+24] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Bear case: AI bubble, high inflation, global war and tensions, SAASpocalypse, recession Bull case: Buy the fucking dip Guess who wins [+23] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Yall remember when JPM and MS explicitly said “Buy the dip on war” yesterday? Yeah they needed exit liquidity and to flip over to shorts and retail gave it to them. [+23] u/zephyrs85: Just turned off the news to watch a serial killer documentary to relax [+23] u/cannythecat: I'm pretty sure Iran realizes too that the longer the war goes on the worse it also is for 🥭. I think the market is way to optimistic on pricing in a short war. [+23] u/Bichael-Murry: this hegseth bro is so dumb, what can possibly go wrong tbh [+22] u/Similar-Reporter5810: Hope you americans who voted for this have fun in iran😂😂😂 [+22] u/needfinanchelpplsty: Can you Ameritards impeach 🥭 already please and stop him from ruining our portfolios. [+21] u/McKoijion: It's amazing how Israel has found time to attack Lebanon, Syria, Palestine, etc. in the midst of attacking Iran. Greater Israel, here we come! [+21] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Born too early for war in the middle east Born too late for war in the middle east Born just in time for war in the middle east [+21] u/Notdoofusrick: Tomorrow is really just gonna be the same thing today was huh? [+21] u/Visible_Sentence_399: The amount of people who believe thousands of children go missing a year because billionaires kidnap them and eat them is actually very concerning [+21] u/Salty-Bid1597: "US has enough weapons stocked for 'forever' war, Trump says" Forever wars back in fashion suddenly. Also apparently this is all Biden's fault. [+21] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Ah yes. Opening deep red after fudamentally nothing has changed from yesterday, which we managed to go green. Coincidentally right after JPM and MS shouted “Buy the war dip”, looking for exit liquidty like a squirell trying to find a nut in a snowstorm. To top it all off, everything moves pre market not even real trading hours so everyone is trapped. You see this level of corruption and manipulation and nothing except buy stocks and forget for 20 years makes sense. If you can even bring yourself to trust the US financial system. [+20] u/WallofNarwhal: I just want to make a living wage gambling. Isn’t that the American Dream? [+20] u/MrNewking: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 [+20] u/ultrachem: SLV falling again, what the fuck [+20] u/cashflow_: I have a buddy I text he’s cool but he is always leaving me these long ass voice messages. Bro I don’t want to sit and hear you talk for 45 seconds fuck [+19] u/Kickboy21: Ive aged 5 years holding MSFT for 1.5 week [+19] u/Deadsea3132: “Strongest military in the world” getting rocked by paper planes and bottle rockets 💀 clown world [+19] u/LasyKuuga: Mods really blowing their load early today huh [+19] u/bearhunter429: #Iran looking for a new supreme leader. I submitted my resume. LMAO🤌 [+19] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: The planning for this war was probably done in like 30 minutes by Pete Hegeseth asking an AI chatbot some questions and they're like alright full send lets goooo [+19] u/brute-forced: When is WSB going to return to its prime? Where the fuck are the positions and the DD and the loss porn. How have we become so weak. WHERE ARE THE FDs? [+18] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: UPDATE: US to continue striking bers' portfolios with thousands of margin call missiles for rest of the week [+18] u/NVDAismyg0d: Bears cheering their puts are going from -78% to -74% [+18] u/Chlo-Motion: If this is green by close again I will be simultaneously impressed and homeless [+18] u/Iknowyougotsole: Market been going the wrong way ever since the Jim Carey clone showed up [+18] u/ArisZG: Stupid fucken mango bombed Iran with no plan. This is ridiculous. We are Israel's bitch. He literally receives Intel and says do it. Absolutely no thought on consequences. Let's go destabilize another country for shuts and gigs. Anyway. Fuck gay bers market pumping tomorrow [+17] u/MajikoiA3When: Actually the Hormuz strait does matter. Freak the fuck out and sell everything. [+17] u/2c-b_day: I haven't seen a sell off like this since 2 March 2026 [+17] u/mangofruitdude: Man how beautiful life would be if our politicians were normal people and not sociopaths [+17] u/cannythecat: Imagine everyone in the world having to pay more for gas because some fat Americans in Pennsylvania cannot vote for a woman [+17] u/Pancheel: Is there an ETF with the most evil companies from a wide variety of sectors? I have the sensation it is the most successful. [+17] u/orsomeshitidk: 🥭 wanted this shit wrapped up by yesterday evening. BB has him by the balls. Not ruling out boots on the ground should make you uneasy. [+17] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I'm pretty center politically but far right people on Facebook who post pictures of AI Jesus praying over Trump and actually mean it is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen [+17] u/getshmoney69420: I am monitoring the situation so hard rn… Don’t worry guys. I got it under control. [+17] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Damn Shakira's still hot [+17] u/Disconn3cted: They call it vibe coding. That's when AI takes your job and does everything you used to do but worse. [+17] u/ArcDogRob: Gulf War 3.0 over oil. Guess which party started all three? Same as it ever was [+16] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I remember being a kid and my whole family (5 of us) would go out to eat and spend like $48 with 20% tip. Now I take my girl out and we spend $70 every time and we don’t even drink alcohol. Shit is crazy how this has just become the norm [+16] u/zerdri: Sam Altman’s incessant weirdness will be the downfall of OpenAI [+16] u/StonksInvesteur: Be fearful when others are fearful [+16] u/type_error: Since 🥭 lied about no new wars and using tax payer dollars on Iran and Israel… that means I don’t have to pay taxes right??? [+16] u/TechnologyEven6926: I told my doctor I wanted to live to 100. He asked, “Do you drink, smoke, or stay up late?” I said, “No, I’ve never touched a drop, I don’t smoke, and I’m in bed by 9 p.m.” He looked at me and asked, “Then why on earth do you want to live to 100?” [+16] u/zestykite: today's pump was just so the big boys can get out and leave you trapped. [+16] u/PushAble2463: Doesn’t really matter if this conflict lasts for 4 weeks or 4 years. At this rate I’ll be bankrupt within 2 weeks [+16] u/Deshen87: Powell out with an emergency rate hike today would be the icing on the cake😂 [+16] u/OSRSkarma: Reddit should show what country your account was made/is posting from Would clear alot of things up…. [+16] u/DoubleFamous5751: I will financially recover from this [+16] u/needfinanchelpplsty: 🥭’s entire plan was that the Iranian people would think he was Fatniss Everdeen and revolt against the regime. Unbelievable. [+15] u/puffinnbluffin: I’m legit straight up retarded [+15] u/orsomeshitidk: If we do put boots on the ground, I say ICE earns that sign on bonus and we send them [+15] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Tariff inflation from mango, oil inflation from war and jobs losses from AI on an already weak middle class with high debt. But don’t worry, Google, Microsoft and META are spending money on NVDA chips. That will save the economy [+15] u/drakilian: South korean index just hit circuit breakers My condolences for whoever I sold those calls to My condolences to myself for holding the underlying shares on those calls [+15] u/PatientAd9394: Did you guys ever say thank you once for all the winning? [+15] u/GneissFrog: Damn near impossible to lose money today and some of ya'll managed to do it. Overachievers everywhere [+15] u/Montyprice7206: My missile entering the strait of whoremuff [+15] u/housemoneyrocketship: Just want to make $100k and make my dad proud 🫩 [+15] u/Valkorion335786: Just got off the phone with family members in Riyadh and Dubai It was hard to contain my excitement about my calls while they were scrambling for shelter but I did it [+15] u/WarmCan3034: Bear market at night, bull market at open. Am I gonna fall for it again? 💯 [+15] u/zestykite: why cant these pedos at the top do the one thing that everyone wants. get rid of daylight savings. [+15] u/LetsGoAhoy: I just watched an adult video where the guy finished after 5 minutes... and slapped her ass after?!? Bro don't slap her ass like some crowning achievement I didn't even finish yet On a different topic I can't sleep and im probably depressed [+15] u/M4roon: I'm effin regarded. I just sent the wrong email to almost 6000 ppl. lolol [+15] u/deevee12: So this is how it ends Not with a bang but with an orange poopstain [+15] u/OrangMiskin: This looks as bad as 🥭’s neck rash. [+15] u/NunuTitobu: Is it strange that USD is up and gold is down? This situation doesn't inspire confidence in the U.S. government or economy [+15] u/Preachey: Man I hate being right, now I have to decide if I sell my puts at open or hold Usually everything goes to zero and I don't have to make more decisions [+15] u/bigmeatbag: Nobody has had a better 3 days than ole George W Bush knowing that he's no longer the dumbest president in history to get the US in a pointless quagmire. [+15] u/Waste-Ad-8715: Expecting a giga pump tomorrow for no other reason than I ll end up on the streets if it doesn’t happen [+15] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: bulls going to be piled into mass graves tomorrow [+15] u/Montyprice7206: This “Iran expert” on CNN just said “the trend line in the Middle East is things get worse not better” Just mogged everyone [+15] u/daedalus_dance: I aint trading this today. I'm just gonna hold my stocks and cry into my wife's fake boobs. [+14] u/unikuenobody: Somehow, I lost on calls and puts during ww3. 🤡 [+14] u/Sick0h: Holy shit I didn’t think they’d actually be able to close the strait but it turns out they’re just gonna have your mom sit her fat ass down in the middle of it. [+14] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: All of this because of Epstein?! Those files must be even crazier than what's public [+14] u/HaveTwoBananas: "we're only 3.3% off ATH!" - some retard in here [+14] u/Rare-ish_Birb: My sister and I ran a half marathon together, and we held hands to cross the finish line at the exact same moment....but because her boobs are bigger than mine, her Bib RF ID tag crossed the finish 2 100ths of a second faster than my itty-bitties. Also: MSFT 400p 03/20 [+14] u/trent_upscale: Imagine not getting your news from the Daily Thread [+14] u/B2BContinuum: I'd pay for the level of entertainment this sub brought me over the weekend. [+14] u/I_am_Nerman: The DOW at 50k was in fact the top [+14] u/rdr31: *Bearhunter struck by Shahed drone* [+14] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I can believe that mango accidentally killed the guy he was going to install, but i'm still kind shocked how casually mango admitted that he accidentally killed to guy we were supposed to install. [+14] u/Notdoofusrick: I don’t think y’all get that this war is different. There is no de-escalating at this point. It’s gonna be a minute before this is over. [+14] u/ThatGuyDan123: Gotta apologize to a lotta bers in here for things i may or may not have said [+14] u/sutro19: Mr Market fucks everyone again. Yesterday everyone thought it’s going down because of the war, but Mr Market knew that everyone thought that so it pumped us instead. And when you get pumped in the ass you get ecstatic, so you kept buying and now when Mr Market tricked you all it cum dumps us all today. That’s my ANALysis for today, have a good one! [+14] u/deevee12: This past year has shown that it’s correct to bet on the most retarded outcome possible Green by close 🔥 [+14] u/Unlucky-Design-6564: Ahahahahah we are so fucked [+14] u/BFox1982: Equities dumping. Bonds dumping. Metals dumping. Where the fuck is all that money going? [+14] u/AlexP1993: “It’S oVeR 50,000” - some US Attorney that has no reason to speak of the stock market probably [+14] u/Urzuck: Bols got a brief rest today, but berrorists live in the shadows 🥷 [+14] u/Popular_Song3371: my god i did it. i actually made $ today. [+14] u/bearhunter429: #Despite their differences Iranians and Israelis can agree on one thing: bol r fuk LMAO🤌 [+14] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: It’s 2:00 AM. Do you know where your calls are? [+14] u/jda823: I just saw this headline on CNBC "Jim Cramer explains why the stock market shrugged off fears over the Iran war and bad headlines"  Market is confirmed fucked tomorrow. ☠️ [+13] u/CalRippedken: If a ber ever says they're fucking rich just know rich is their boyfriends name [+13] u/Royal-Derpness: I’m really spending my Monday night watching a city council meeting of some random town in Missouri to see if they let a data center be built for the company who’s stock I full ported lol [+13] u/Smongk: I swear to god, they know when I buy [+13] u/Extreme_Green_1708: If your girl says she doesn’t like sucking dick, go get a new girlfriend. She either doesn’t love you or doesn’t like sucking dick. Pass [+13] u/Kickboy21: Holding MSFT feels like edging your dick but instead of cumming, mike tyson comes into your room and starts beating the shit out of you [+13] u/Fun4life90: Man orange retard is the worse thing ever happened to stock market and crypto [+13] u/31andnotdone: who knew you could have a vix over 21 and indexes close basically flat for the day. is this their new way to harvest higher premiums? [+13] u/Frozen_Shades: LMAO MCD's CEO videos 😂 [+13] u/DesticularDorsion: If you thought the government lied during peace time, imagine what it's like right now. [+13] u/good-times-: Together, I will beat schizophrenia [+13] u/SouthNice7324: Strait of Hormuz closed and oil red. Make it make sense [+13] u/zestykite: this shit is religious now. aight no way this wraps up quick. puts 1-2 months out. [+13] u/BaxterrStockman: This idiot is really gonna start WW3 and then croak isn’t he? [+13] u/NVDAismyg0d: Imagine black swan tomorrow and your puts go up 50x Just kidding, nothing ever happens. It's going to melt up all day [+13] u/Fast_Signature7684: asians and europoors learned the only way to stop amerifats to selloff at open is to selloff themselves lol [+13] u/Soffatjockis: He bought yesterday during the fake pump? Excellent. Now dump it. [+13] u/CumomEileen: What was I even thinking with these trades [+13] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: My cat died 3 weeks ago. My relationship breaks down. I'm depressed. I come back from therapy and rehab. And there is a fucking War??? STOCKS ARE RED? WHAT THE FK? [+13] u/Tanpopomon: guys im starting to think that maybe just maybe war isnt bullish [+13] u/ImJoeontheradio: Even the moon is red this morning. [+13] u/SwearImNOTacuck: The stock market being able to dump overnight is fucking retarded [+13] u/jayxmor: Bers literally got a mouth full for all that shit talking LMAO [+13] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Anyone holding puts for tomorrow is going to be very rich . [+13] u/aegiroth: We’re dumping tomorrow aren’t we [+13] u/WooWheee: KOREAN REGARDED INDEX IS DOWN 6% WTFFFF [+13] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Market hasn’t even opened and today is my worst day ever [+13] u/CDulst: No seriously. Why would Biden do this?????? [+13] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I think some of you need to be on medication [+13] u/Mahrez-: Maybe the best move right now is to put all my money into Labubu. [+13] u/Whatevs56: Iran has been weeks away from a nuke for 30 years. [+13] u/BFox1982: Lmao. Same thing he's said since the 90's [+13] u/plannedgravy: Some of you are poor and don't pay taxes. [+12] u/IllBuyYourCar: One friendly fire mistake? Okay move on. Three?? Nahhh cmon that’s sus [+12] u/BarbellPadawan: Do we have to pay back our 2K tariff stimi checks, or do we get to keep those and also get a 2K tariff refund check? [+12] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Green by open. Bers fukd 🫦 [+12] u/CultureForsaken3762: Korean Stock Market hit circuitbreakers lol [+12] u/bearhunter429: #Kuwait shot down more American military planes than Taliban, Al Qeada, Saddam, ISIS and Iran combined LMAO🤌 [+12] u/patricktu1258: Freak the fuck out it’s fucking over [+12] u/Secret-Wonder8106: gae bears really be thinking we won't open green [+12] u/salacious_lion: I'm long dick right now [+12] u/PunchingAgreenbush: I used my birthday wish yesterday for green today, you guys are welcome 🙏🏼 [+12] u/ewzetf: amerifats are never getting healthcare, calls [+12] u/aquaticsardonic: Plot twist: We wake up tomorrow and the chart is moving to the left [+12] u/GneissFrog: >Rubio says US launched strikes on Iran because Israel planned to attack-FT Well, damn, don't be so honest now [+12] u/Zeppu: Do you remember when the internet was great? [+12] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Selling all VOO and throwing it at GLD [+12] u/Antiwhippy: OK say I bought 50 barrels of crude to my backyard. How do I sell them off again? [+12] u/jonneh: Got burgers for dinner tonight and literally saw the guy that puts the fries in the bag and I just thought: # So this is what a HOOD holder looks like. [+12] u/dljmonkeyboiz: The Venezuela takeover makes more sense now [+12] u/plzplzplztendies: Imagine being a Dubai influencer rn. [+12] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Our leader is ready to make sacrifices, and we can fight forever with unlimited weapons Calls on defense stocks [+12] u/Molten-Helldiver: I think the MU margin guy is probably toast [+12] u/bearhunter429: #Futes coming down faster than Ayatollah LMAO🤌 [+12] u/ultrachem: The selloff on silver is unhinged wtf I thought war was bullish for metals [+12] u/Salty-Bid1597: ✡️ sending ground troops into Lebanon.  This is going well. 🥭 has been played like a fiddle. [+12] u/OnAWagonToMexico: Lol retail ate that dip right up yesterday and now today they're getting bent over for exit liquidity [+12] u/wsb_crazytrader: Europe and Asia down 2-3%. You know what the means… SPX will moon. [+12] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Bondi called the top [+12] u/Leather_Mention5916: Wat was that guy's name again? That guy wo mysteriously died in his cel? [+12] u/rpthrowah: The V will be biblical [+12] u/-SuperBatman: The rotation into thin air has begun [+12] u/Soffatjockis: Operation Epic Bagholding [+12] u/lardexDofB: china will pump gold tonight (i sure hope they do) [+12] u/cashflow_: I lost 6lbs since I started tracking my weight on Feb 25 😎 [+12] u/No_Current3675: This is truly a retard war. [+12] u/Total_Schedule591: Michael Strategy bought some more coins [+12] u/nyse25: I like some of you buls, dont come to the markets tomorrow [+12] u/Worried_Quarter469: “"It may take some time, but it's not going to take years," he told Fox News in an interview broadcast Monday.” Tomorrow: it may take a few terms, but it’s not going to take generations [+12] u/SnooPandas270: Bro just discovered prediction market … this shit is so easy to get people hooked . What in the actual fuck [+12] u/ArsonOfTheErdtree: Bro premarket repeats yesterday 😆 [+12] u/legendarylegend26: Prepare for TACO once market falls [+12] u/Urzuck: Oh it's dumping dumping, i want to know where are all the retards bols that yesterday searched for my previous comments now 🐻 [+12] u/Clear-West747: GOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM [+12] u/2plus2_equals_5: Every time I refresh the futures it gets worst. [+12] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: I blame Generation X for not producing quality leadership [+12] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: KAMALA WILL SEND YOUR SONS TO WARS VOTE TRUMP vance THE PEACE PRESIDENT [+11] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Why do we need AI when War Thunder gameplay footage is good enough to fool boomers? [+11] u/Just_Function_7040: Me think mango became overconfident after capturing Maduro and certainly he is overplaying his hand in this Iran crisis. [+11] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Some dudes in here will enlist this week after messing up their gambles 😄 [+11] u/Urzuck: What if Epstein was still alive and he actually killed the Ayatollah, nobody thought that. [+11] u/Vikkio92: Stocks down bonds down metals down. This is clearly a don't look at port kinda day. See y'all tomorrow. [+11] u/looool_k_libtard: The only people making money for the next few years are the ones selling options on the way up and down. Spy is going to edge $700 until 2028. [+11] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Nobody gives a flying fuck about the Strait of Hormuz. I will change my opinion on the basis of the next Reuters news article or the price action of SPY. Thank you for your attention to this matter [+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: Microsoft 500 tomorrow 😏 [+11] u/Federal-Ad9740: When Netflix pump to 120? [+11] u/Polysorbate800: The market priced in an entire war in less than a trading day [+11] u/sharpyz: I red thru 150 comments here.. and by God I think we have the most elite degens this world has ever seen. I'll gladly ride for this level of degen [+11] u/Purple_Bearkat: Pretty confident Lindsey Graham faps to war footage. [+11] u/Acefanatik: Any updates from the Ballroom construction progress [+11] u/tika_dengu: what happens to the daily if everyone here gets drafted? [+11] u/BFox1982: Just popped a zit that sprayed the mirror. [+11] u/bearhunter429: >The US should have a system where we can only go to war through a popular vote, but everyone voting "yes" is automatically drafted into the military. #I agree LMAO🤌 [+11] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I'm soooooooo fucked [+11] u/CEOofBeanz: Trump after seeing the Riyadh Embassy get hit: Aight bruh, discombobulate these mfs [+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: You guys ever see some crazy price action after hours, and then go and check the volume and the volume is like 30 shares an hour and basically meaningless? [+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: Comment above me has big 🅿️🅿️ 🙂👍 [+11] u/aftherith: Are they doing that thing again that makes me think my puts are going to print and then when I wake up in the morning I'm like Oh My God Why is Everything so Green again for no reason? [+11] u/Maximumm_Drawdowns: Friendly reminder it’s not bull vs bear. It’s all of us vs theta gang [+11] u/PompeiiSketches: We still building those AI datacenters in the middle east? [+11] u/aftherith: Hey geniuses, we don't raise rates if the war goes badly and oil gets expensive. We cut rates to zero to stimulate the economy to keep it from imploding. The more you know. [+11] u/Gom_KBull: # YOU DARE MOCK THE SON OF A SHEPHERD!? [+11] u/Basis_404_: SPY: - Red past day - Red past week - Red past month - Red past 3 months - Red YTD Bulls: those bears are cooked [+11] u/type_error: Operation Epic Furries [+11] u/BaxterrStockman: The name Donald J 🥭 appears in the Epstein files over 38,000 times. [+11] u/whitewashedsyrian: 240k margin micron guy off to a strong start 😂😂😂 [+11] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Is this finally the ghey bear event we were looking for? So many of my fellow ghey bears were obliterated yesterday… we honor you with… the ghey bear Medal of Honor. 🏅🏅🫡💃💃 [+11] u/Iknowyougotsole: For the night is dark and full of 🌈🐻 [+11] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: This ends with boots on the ground doesn’t it [+11] u/Namerflop: damn i didnt see korea hit circuit breakers . o boy [+11] u/cryptohorn: THIS DUMB FUCC THOT IRAN WAS VENEZUELA LMAOOOO [+11] u/CDulst: Alright, I'm turning bearish for the 7th time after losing money all the times before this. This time is surely different. [+11] u/Shibo1: Most exhausting market ever [+11] u/yayahi: Yeah. I’ve seen enough. -5% incoming if we get lucky. Probably more lmfao [+11] u/Dapper-Video-791: I love how they say you'll be a millionaire if you save and get 7% interest compounded annually. Yeah, but do they ever account for black swans like the 2000th middle east war that sends your portfolio spiraling and it taking 12 years to get back to where it was before it tanked? [+11] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Something is gonna happen in global news and the market is currently pricing it in [+11] u/Superente_: I am 70% Cash and I am going in now. Wish me luck. [+11] u/tandoori_taco_cat: The whole market is now one big meme stock [+11] u/delicious_oppai: Lol bers tricked and burned yesterday. Bols getting fucked today. It's beautiful 😻 [+11] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Almost took an L on these puts yesterday, now I’ll hold all day and watch them turn red again [+11] u/Zaknad: I declare bankruptcyyyyyyy !!! [+11] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: this v will be insane. [+11] u/Star_Lord924: Jesus fuck wtf did j just wake up to 📉 [+11] u/Soffatjockis: This place is alot more fun when the market is shitting itself. The bers know how to meme, I'll give them that. My port does not share my views. [+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: If retail retards totally buy this dip up I’m going to have an aneurism [+11] u/watisdat: A Bol and a 🌈🐻 are walking down a park. Bol notices what appears to be a $100 bill caught on a tree branch and points it out to the other. “Priced in.” declares the 🌈🐻. “If that were a real $100 bill, it would be lying on the ground.” The Bol immediately takes out a margin loan to buy a ladder, leverages up 10x to reach the branch, and gets completely liquidated when a gust of wind blows over. The 🌈🐻 spends the rest of the day aggressively shorting the concept of trees, ultimately getting squeezed when the forestry sector inexplicably rallies by 15%. The end. This story brought to you by Theta Gang. [+11] u/peterpeer9: My son just asked me if I wanted a bite of his apple. I said, "no thanks, I'm not really in the mood for an apple" He looked me dead in the eyes and goes, "I didn't want a freaking apple either, I wanted chocolate and you said apples are delicious so I think you should take a bite of the delicious apple". [+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 wife speaking in U.N. 😬😬😬 [+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Many of you were not around in March 2020 and it really shows when global events happen and you have no clue how it will affect markets. [+11] u/legible_print: One day I just want Jamie Dimon to be like, “I don’t know, man! It fucked up and I don’t fucking understand it, man. It’s, it’s, you know—“ [+11] u/wilhelm96: SK Hynix almost down 7%. Korea panicking they won’t have enough LNG to prevent HBM disruption. HBM risk maybe contagious to NVDA AMD bids [+11] u/Bangbangbang_123: I remember last night when futes were -1.6% That was so crazy, glad everyone learned how little it matters! [+11] u/claytondpark: There is a lot of collateral damage going on from the bombings in Iran 😞 [+11] u/_dudehangsdong: The people who bought puts at open and got fucked yesterday are going to buy calls at open and get fucked. And the people who bought calls as open yesterday and got fucked are going to buy puts at open and get fucked [+11] u/Theleniel: I remember this dude saying here he loaded up on 680 PUTS yesterday before close. Some people are just smart. [+11] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Blood moon with eclipse incoming [+11] u/Ok_Dish1650: Pretty sure it's because of her jugs bro [+10] u/DefiantDelta: tards in 16 and 24: no no we can’t have a lady pres! she’d be too emotional and distracted!!! current pres: enough about the dead soldiers, let’s talk about the curtains drapes and doors i picked! [+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Watching SPY hover around the same place it has since 11:30 this morning pissin me off [+10] u/perceptive_AI: We going to get protoss carrier with thousands of drones having their own individual targets pretty soon. [+10] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I really miss the happy little frog with the ‘yes’ sign 😞 [+10] u/definatelynotme321: I haven’t touched my portfolio in weeks. This market is hella confusing. [+10] u/HesFromBarrancas: Today doesn’t bounce. [+10] u/Antiwhippy: Ok i got an idea. Americans should rise up against their regime to show the Iranians how its done. [+10] u/mangofruitdude: Remember when obama was supposed to attack Iran if he was president? Pepperidge Farm remebers... [+10] u/VirgillMastercard: Angry bears downvoting everything! [+10] u/tripstermcgee808: Y’all see Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and Ser Arlan of Pennytree’s magnum dong? That’s what coming for ur puts. [+10] u/TimujinTheTrader: "Whats our objective in Iran? I don't know, Israel hasn't told us that much yet." [+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Is this bagholders anonymous? [+10] u/Ok-Piano8789: iran dumb af pissing off the entire middle east, bombing hotels and shit, wyd retards [+10] u/bearhunter429: #Palantir is creating a list of people to draft for the ground war as we speak. One of the criteria they will use is your porn search history LMAO🤌 [+10] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: https://sundayguardianlive.com/world/iran-activates-decentralized-mosaic-defense-irgc-splits-into-31-independent-regiment-for-guerrilla-hell-provincial-commanders-get-free-rein-what-happens-next-in-strait-of-hormuz-173392/ Iran Activates Decentralized Mosaic Defense: IRGC Splits into 31 Independent Regiment for Guerrilla Hell, Provincial Commanders Get Free Rein Yup definitely gonna be a 3-4 week operation /s [+10] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Operation Epstein Distraction was a massive success...wait, what are you saying that Iran didn't agree to the ceasefire and now we're stuck in another forever war in the Middle East with no off ramp? [+10] u/Flat-Focus7966: Moving from options to shares... When your stock goes up by 10% & you get super excited. Only to see that the gain on position is just 10% [+10] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: If this administration says something is unlikely to happen, then you know that it will happen. Right now they don't expect this to escalate and no boots on ground, so that's exactly what will happen. The bigger question: does it matter to the market at all? [+10] u/puffinnbluffin: I hate the fucking market right now, it’s like playing roulette at this point [+10] u/rdr31: [Redacted by Palantir] [+10] u/Atomic_Hot_Sauce: If I were an Iran military commander, I would simply sell my goats, buy SPX calls, and take a charter to the Maldives. A much better ending imo [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Puts on GOOG. Youtube algo is absolutely cooked. I'm trying to watch how to repair 10 year old MacBooks and I'm getting ads for $80k jeeps [+10] u/moonyou22: Bought 1dte puts an hour before close. For grammie. [+10] u/Uwa7979: Trump dropping bombs now on Iran to distract from the Epstein files. How bad are they?? [+10] u/syedhuda: market gonna puke like ariana grande after every meal [+10] u/Soy_tu_papi_: Cracker Barrel is the next great AI company. [+10] u/bearhunter429: #America wins the prestigious FIFA War Prize LMAO🤌 [+10] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: I don't hate bulls, I just think most of them should be slapped until they stop moving [+10] u/kananishino: Nikkei doing a fat -2.5% [+10] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Anyone else feel bad for kim Jon un :( He worked so hard on his missiles and no one wants to play with him in this war [+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: futes down plus bers in chat = big green tomorrow [+10] u/Heineken_500ml: Asian market cratering to the earth's core [+10] u/kazkeb: The B1 bomber may be 40 years old, but it's still dope af [+10] u/HolyMotherTheresa: Monday was a big ass bull trap [+10] u/Hang_Man1: so today was just fake and gey to shake out puts? [+10] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Is was funner when everything's computer [+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I'm still waiting for my 10% interest on credit cards I'm still waiting for my Doge check I'm still waiting for my tariff dividend check WEN TO ALL THIS? [+10] u/CMDR_Shepard96: I am so fucking fucked at open [+10] u/TheFiilu: I'm FREE FALLING.... [+10] u/cloud_cafe: I wish EU market was as manipulated as the US Not a single V in sight, just pure drilling for days [+10] u/OrangMiskin: Not going to war was sooooo easy but nooo [+10] u/OrangMiskin: Netflix please, you’re a streaming company, the war doesn’t affect you. [+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Yeah it might actually be time to abandon ship [+10] u/watisdat: Daily thread will be comedy today. Can’t wait. [+10] u/InvincibleRoman: stupid fucking V yesturday ruined my market positioning.  Now I have to come in on already -2%....   gay market [+10] u/xsystxsyst: I hate my life. Was about so Sell all my calls yesterday and I didnt Now my Port is -60% Fml Cant do this anymore [+10] u/sunmbitch: Let's stop pretending like POTUS is actually in control of this. This is the end of days [+10] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Some of your ports may die; but that is a sacrifice, I am willing to make. - Lord DJT, days before Shrek stole his wife [+10] u/TJMBeav: In all seriousness. There is a point where "Fuck it. Sell it" Is the right move. We are at that point. We could seriously drop 25 to 50% basically nonstop. I seriously think this 2% drop is just the start. Raise cash NOW. Or be forced to watch it all with out any options [+10] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Girl I’m dating just told me she enjoys being choked [+10] u/Urzuck: Finally today we will have both a circuit breaker and the hotline posted here. [+10] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: So this is how it ends huh? Ber becomes the supreme overlords of Earth and enslaves Bol? Not with a whimper, but a bang 💥 [+10] u/Kung-FuPikachu: wish i didn’t check robinhood while taking a piss, can’t fall back asleep [+10] u/wafflepiezz: $MU BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD [+10] u/wafflepiezz: $SNDK -$51 premarket GUH [+10] u/Urzuck: Gold and stocks drillings at the same time, nuclear war is bullish, time to invest in caps for the post-atomic world. [+10] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: I'd say after giving Melania the UN position, everyone knows these ain't serious people...... RIP your portfolios. [+10] u/MrNewking: I bought SLV at 87 yesterday 🤡 [+10] u/TJMBeav: And Bitcoin ***NOW*** acting more like a safehaven? Fucking make up your minds [+10] u/trent_upscale: I can huff solvents longer than the market can stay irrational [+10] u/SeaofSounds: Apparently the war is in the room with us now....... [+10] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Operation Generational Bagholders. [+10] u/jda823: Euro and Asia markets still tanking and you guys think this is going to turn around on a dime again? [+10] u/FinishWarm1746: Once again buying calls at open [+10] u/KingDrenn: Sold my puts for a $160 profit….. right now would have been $5000 profit lololol [+10] u/Frozen_Shades: Let me get this straight.....AI is the future...but can't handle Wall Street Bets emojis? Don't sound like it's all that powerful. Hedge with gold and silver. [+10] u/fuckyeahmageknight: This is your reminder to never bet against America [+10] u/Internal_Field5970: I have never bought a put option in my life [+10] u/im_burning_cookies: BREAKING NOOZ: “straight of humus” renamed to “Tromp is Straight” [+10] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **all the motherfuckers in the middle east BUYING BITCOIN TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE... they think that shit isn´t being tracked, LOL... don´t they realize that claude is reading the whole thing? that shit much more transparent than bank transfers XD** [+10] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Gonna go to The Winchester and have a nice cold pint while listening to Queen. [+10] u/TampaBaySlay: More like "Strait of WhoreMoon" 🚀😂 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🎩🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🍑🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕 [+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BREAKING CLASSIFIED source in Quater said the 3 ADVANCE FIGHER PLANES were NOT downed by friendly fire, but a rubber slingshot with a smol rock from Iran. [+10] u/JayRoo83: I sold a ASTS 95c for May so we should be at 150 by end of month minimum [+10] u/Immediate_Employ_355: Nbis going to be approved for another data center in Missouri tonight. City Council has spoken to Finland data center for feedback, already okay'd energy requirements, closed loop water system agreed to and is going to issue final approval. Coreweaves capex at earnings dragged it down and I'm hoping this pulls it up past the bs. That's my play, fellow regards. [+10] u/mtnrnnr802: It was a good day. I was expecting a 40% crash. Ended +.49%. Not bad guys, not bad. [+10] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Big big red day coming possibly a record [+10] u/KittyLover-7: My parents generation: cheap houses, job opportunities, even more cheap houses during the recession My generation: inflating assets everywhere even during Covid, shitty job market, more inflation LMAO [+10] u/Camusknuckle: Has anyone ever noticed SPY keeps moving after I’m not allowed to trade it anymore? Someone should tell the guys over at the stock market to fix that [+10] u/Sick0h: You’re telling me a completely naked dude wearing a jar on their head solo’d the Elden ring final boss thousands of times and we can’t simply barrel roll away from the drones? [+10] u/Yousoldmetohigh: I do not have enough puts for a crash tomorrow. [+10] u/Chancey004: I don't care that I have work tomorrow. The situation must be monitored at all times. [+10] u/infamouskurou: Don't worry guys, I am monitoring the situation. [+10] u/betyourask: Imagine the smell if green by open [+10] u/bearhunter429: #SPY been trading in a tight range of $680-700 for almost 5 months now LMAO🤌 [+10] u/Sidney_Godsby: Remember when spy was $689 ten hours ago? 🤣 [+10] u/ismebbb: MY ASSHOLE IS GETTING FUCKING WRECKED [+10] u/Disconn3cted: "friendly take over of Cuba" I miss having money [+10] u/Deshen87: So yesterday everyone decided the Iran war is a nothingburger. Then without any new developments everyone wakes up today and decided it is time to Panic and sell everything 😑 Hilarious😂 [+10] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Front page MU guy getting spit roasted rn lmao [+10] u/Glock7enteen: Can Amazon for once in its entire history outperform spy [+10] u/Same-Brilliant2014: "fuck I lost everything, 100k gone because I predicted the weather today to go to 84º! " The future is gonna be even stupider than now. Crowds watching thermostats all day long. [+10] u/mr_stupid_face: What are you talking about. You realize we don’t see what you see automatically [+10] u/McKoijion: Weeks away for 30 years. [+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Yes. What else you wanna hear? You're handsome. You have big pp. Your wife loves you. [+9] u/scooterhomeimprover: Bulls blew their dry powder today to try to recover. Gonna be a rough rest of the week for them. [+9] u/maximuminimum: Bears are vile creatures - they’re hoping for war escalation so their hundreds of dollars of puts can go up 57% [+9] u/MrNewking: The fact that everyone thinks their puts are gonna print makes me really fucking worried about my puts. [+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: All I’m saying is lots of money at 670p tomorrow [+9] u/Weekly_One8412: The market is so stalled out. 4 months of sideways price action. Institution's can't justify higher valuations, Trump and Republicans can't let the market fall. We are stuck. [+9] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Poots on the ground, watch out [+9] u/PatientAd9394: Imagine buying into AMC during its peak of $72. Bagholder of this generation [+9] u/Carfar_Farcar: Lemme just check SPY before I go to sleep and oh. Well that is suboptimal. [+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: War is bullish on Monday, bearish on Tuesday [+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: He’s a businessman, he’s good for the economy [+9] u/UncouthMarvin: After unloading my software calls yesterday for a small gain I bought spy puts thinking I should hedge a bit. Now it has come to me I might be a genius. [+9] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: Today’s green came from tariff refund odds spiking when the appellate court kicked the issue back to the trade court. Today’s red came from the war. Net net, blood grey. Retail can only focus on one thing at once though. To the retail mind, 100% of today’s price action can be attributed to an argument between bull and bear on whether or not the war matters. Retail believes we talked it out and the market decided war does not matter. Tomorrow the war will progress. Officials will make statements. Analysts will analyze. Headlines will be printed, but not about tariff refunds. We will be red and retail will be asking why, thinking we settled this issue yesterday. [+9] u/Few_Egg3567: 🎵 can we forget about the puts I bought when I was drunk, I didn't mean to margin that 🎵 [+9] u/TapIllustrious2366: Stupid bolz! Just practicing for tomorrow [+9] u/Deadsea3132: Why is mongodb even a stock? Genuinely who uses this shit in tech anymore lmao. Don’t know a single SWE or company who uses this meme DB except college students trying to make an AI slop portfolio [+9] u/stock_dude9: Today at work in my AI training I learnt: I can ask AI to write me an email, and then ask AI to make that AI written email more concise. Then, the person I send it to can also ask AI to make the AI written email sent by me more concise for them. I also learnt no one is going to have any clue what email chains say anymore. [+9] u/bigmeatbag: WTF is a strait anyway? [+9] u/GuyFaulks77: Literally blood flat. Just as we all expected. [+9] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Ngl tmrw might be red [+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: ASTS claiming no more offerings needed [+9] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: How TF does my stock drop like 1% but my calls which are literally 5 weeks out drop nearly 50%??? Make it make sense lmao [+9] u/JanetYellenNudes: Time to risk-on baby. Be a pig when others are bears and bulls. [+9] u/yoloswaggggggggg: What happened to mrmeseeks? Dude was pulling so much ass from this sub [+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: If bonds keep this shit up, I think tomorrow might be really green. [+9] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: We may have just started a war with 90 million people that has no end in sight, the average murican might be 100k in debt, and jobs are being vaporized by AI, but WE MUST PAMP HIGHER [+9] u/Ok-Abroad3877: I don't get why 🥭 and kegseth think this war is just going to last a few weeks. This is the new decades long quagmire. Fucking morons. [+9] u/Distinct-Scar-6119: Fire and smoke can be seen rising from the US Embassy in Riyadh. I know it was a bull trap [+9] u/2enty3: So how market look by friday? I've lost the plot, I have no idea how the current market works anymore. I feel like just holding onto Gold until next year. [+9] u/abroadbroadband: Lip fillers look fucking insane 🫵👁️👄👁️ Don't even think about it [+9] u/MagJack: i knew this administration was bad, but god damn [+9] u/UsernameTaken_123: What are the odds Gyna is secretly supplying Iran with drones/ missiles to try and run out interceptor supply? $50k drones are a hell of a lot easier and faster to make than the $10 million worth of patriot interceptors required to intercept them Im starting to think this war isnt very well-planned [+9] u/Great-Television1775: Do you remember this guy Einstein and his files ? 🤔 [+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: You lose enough money you become a top 1% commenter on this sub [+9] u/sanndman: Futures are fake as fuck, like always. [+9] u/Puzzleheaded_Bus6863: They just hiked the margin requirements to trade oil futures by 50% on robinhood [+9] u/Me-Regarded: My god the bers are back. I'm sure THIS time WW3 will come and total financial collapse will ensue [+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I think the dooming gets worse at night cause people are finally relaxing for the evening, smoking a little weed and then just getting real anxious about the future lmao [+9] u/Independent_Term5790: Looks like the market just realized ONLY Chinese tankers are moving through the gulf right now [+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Maybe you guys should stop fucking around so much and start acting serious. ***\*extremely loud fart\**** [+9] u/Staynunknown4ever: Serious question. Where do y'all get your news? You degens know about stuff an hour before it's on any major news source [+9] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: This blue light blasting directly into my retinas at near midnight every day for years surely isn't having long term consequences. [+9] u/ZombieDracula: https://monitor-the-situation.com/ Y'all seen this? [+9] u/092Casey: I called the overnight dip, the V, and the flat yesterday on Sunday morning pregame. So here's my bet for tomorrow- big correction on today. 681 open before bouncing , but falling back to 670s.  Today was knee jerk, fake, a bulltrap. Too many uncertainties right now, MMs sell and liquidate retail for about the 12th time since October.  But nothing wrong with buying that dip. [+9] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Internet archeologists are gonna have a fun time sorting through this sub in 2075 [+9] u/NVDAismyg0d: Operating Epic Fury (EF)! 🙅 Operation Epstein Files  😎 [+9] u/theineffablebob: Korean circuit breaker lol [+9] u/vanceraa: even GLD is down rotation into gourd futures confirmed my thesis is complete [+9] u/MRROSADOH: Silver drilling for oil? [+9] u/purpledurp112: Silver you stupid regard [+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: SLV bols may need the hotline posted [+9] u/Disconn3cted: Charges on the Delta American Express card total about 1% of the US GDP every year. Bro wtf [+9] u/PatientAd9394: Lmfao the Iranian stock market was up 1% yesterday. [+9] u/fefefufufe: This is just a fucking casino, yesterday bears got fucked cuz war = green, now bulls are gonna get fucked cuz war = red. Shit is so rigged [+9] u/Potential_Version_34: 😝 😆 And then, then he said, NO MORE FOREVER WAR, and they believed him! 😝 😜 [+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/CriticalAnt2057 made a bet that SPY would go to 676.0 within **1 day** when it was 684.73 and it did, congrats fucker. Their record is now 3 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+9] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Literally what is different today in comparison to yesterday? We had a month full of selloffs even after record breaking earnings and theres ANOTHER selloff [+9] u/PushAble2463: Getting insanely wrecked here… [+9] u/Panthera__Tigris: Down 26K today and its not even open yet. Normally, either my stocks are down or my gold/ miners are down. When both are down, I is completely fuk. [+9] u/New_Competition_410: I regretti buying riggeti [+9] u/Cloudbase_academy: Feeling vindicated for upvoting all the bull posts yesterday. Sometimes you just have to feed the copium [+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Better start lubing up the circuit breakers just in case [+9] u/sergechewbacca: The only thing priced in is me losing money [+9] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I thought I bought the dip but the dip kept dipping [+9] u/Kattilaeikka: Luckily average ameritards have very little debt so they can easily absorb the incoming energy and inflation shock [+9] u/mks_csw: i am activly monitoring the situation (watching Flightradar24) [+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Furiously printing i did that mango stickers to put on gas pumps [+9] u/ReferenceFunny7142: All my money is in checking ! [+9] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Looks like yesterday was exit liquidity [+9] u/Bichael-Murry: what happened? fucking lol [+9] u/MrDee97: If we don’t V today it is over [+9] u/2plus2_equals_5: We need more tariffs. That should fix it. [+9] u/lysergalien: All green lights on my drive to work. Buying calls [+9] u/Diamond-Solo: Have you said thank you once? [+9] u/hzzamol: This is like the 7th time WW3 has started in the past year just buy [+9] u/According-Page8618: spy not going below 673 tells you everything, we V now. [+9] u/unikuenobody: Bro, I woke up from a nightmare. I had a dream that portfolio was.. my accounts, they.. it had all these.. oh shiiii! [+9] u/Historical_Bother274: Europoors getting even poorer thanks to some hillbillies in swing states [+9] u/Aranthos-Faroth: All I wanna do is sit in the pub, play darts and look at my 7 figure port going up 5% every day. Is it too much to ask?! [+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: SPY 666 is not a meme [+9] u/hzzamol: day 10 of me avoiding the obvious play, only for the obvious play to happen [+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Back to sleep fuck this [+9] u/TJMBeav: Fuck me. This is very confusing. Gold/silver dumps while real commodities spiked. WTF does that mean [+9] u/ToughVegetable2483: Holy fuck open the casino while I’m rich so I can sell [+9] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: some regards tried to use high iq inverse logic etc, while another regard regard just full ported shorting spy and became rich [+9] u/AirwickS: Iran situation spiraling, expanding. Market pricing this in. Buying opportunities everywhere tho. [+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: Israel carpet bombing tehran now. This is just blood lust. [+9] u/215aPhillyiated: wtf man gold your not a stock why are you drilling you fuck Face [+9] u/zg44: Grab the clown makeup if you bought the dip yesterday [+9] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: #Man do I miss the emojis we once had in here 😔 [+9] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: The moment I clicked "buy" WW3 started. [+9] u/d3sp: Most obvious calls on open play [+9] u/Ecodriverz: Spy will go back to $685-690 by tomorrow [+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/BetApprehensive8433 made a bet that SPY would go to 660.0 within **1 day** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+9] u/photosynthescythe: Imagine being ugly AND crazy. Genuinely a fate worse than death [+9] u/Moepenmoes: This morning my wife had her own Operation Epic Fury because she scrolled through my WhatsApp contacts and noticed several profile pics of unknown women, I didn't know them either and turns out they were just numbers of old contacts who happened to have new owners (some women in this case). Anyway, bullish on Def stocks tomorrow. Might even buy some GLD if feeling cute. [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Pretty sure at least half this sub looks like Dudley or Vernon Dursley [+9] u/ConstantAd1: Boots on the ground is bullish for $NKE [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: One way you can fix it is to delete the app [+9] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: -2% by open tomorrow then tanks all day [+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Guys I’ve made hundreds of thousands off puts at 695 and calls at 670 [+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Yo market, it would be nice if we see a rotation into stocks that I specifically own 💀 [+9] u/KittyLover-7: Beginning to think today was just to theta fuck index and spy options with a real fade tomorrow [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: A red port falls.  Blood has been shed this night. [+9] u/Additional_Diver584: Let me get this straight. My hedges of oil and gold are tanking with the entire market. Oh well [+9] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Monday was a lie. Lol. [+9] u/StopLossOptional: Yeah… imma need the hot line [+9] u/dontslambro: Yesterday was yesterday. And today is today. [+9] u/CMDR_Shepard96: My port was 42k last night. We skipped the 30's entirely and went straight into the roaring 20's. Thanks mango man [+9] u/jonneh: Ayooo wtf?! The fuck do I have no free healthcare for then? 😭😭 # > U.S. missile stockpiles, including Tomahawk and SM-3 interceptor missiles, are reportedly already significantly depleted. [+9] u/patcakes: You all laugh, but bone spurs really hurt. [+9] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: if we open over 682 tomorrow I will hang dong in the middle of a busy Costco [+9] u/Good_Application6245: WHY IS MY STOCK THAT HAS 30% OF ITS OUTSTANDING SHARES HELD IN SHORT INTEREST DUMPING?!?!?!?! [+9] u/PeterThielHasMyData: Some of u are going to die… and that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make. [+9] u/thekeesh1: Continuing to hold onto my SLV $60c for January 2027, for reasons unknown to me at this point [+9] u/RageQuitHero: yeah im buying calls on open [+9] u/Deshen87: The closing of the strait of homos really let out all the gey bears [+9] u/thefxll: What an absolute gift was yesterday to those who called bullshit on that pump Loaded to the gillies with poots Autobots, rollout [+9] u/BenisSpaghetti: War with Iran as the selloff catalyst? Feels like we're sleepwalking. 🤔 [+9] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Open -2% into pump -1% and flat [+9] u/decjr06: 🥭 made the gas expensiver 😡 [+9] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: today was a rug pull so Donnie and his friends can collect cash before shit goes dwon [+9] u/Whiterossy: -3.8% on nasdaq today [+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: They are super cheap they were manufacturing an enormous amount to sell to other countries like Russia [+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Netflix went up as soon as I sold it [+9] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: 🌧️SOFT RAIN and HELLFIRE MISSILE Sounds for Deep Sleeping (BLACK SCREEN) [+8] u/moorhound: Bols being insufferable little shits on a day where we only ended up +0.05% due to the might of the American retirement machine Just another day on WSB [+8] u/Leather_Mention5916: Dude first time in months my europoor port pumped because the dollar is worth more then toilet paper [+8] u/Montyprice7206: #Operation Michael Burry 🇺🇸🦅 [+8] u/cashflow_: Im never posting a dinner pic again. I hope you’re happy [+8] u/Helpful-Event5153: If losing money was a job I'd be rich [+8] u/orangeyougladiator: Reports from basically all gulf states that they’re still intercepting ballistics etc. Yet western media continues to say they’ve destroyed all their launchers etc. Such dumb times. [+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Booked myself an hour long massage. Spend that earned money kings [+8] u/CPA-hole: I saw a boob one time [+8] u/moorhound: >AP News: State Department urges US citizens in more than a dozen Middle Eastern countries to leave Sounds like the one-weekend war is going well [+8] u/Urzuck: I wasn't wrong, just early, like my lord and saviour, king of all gay bears, Sir Michael Burry. [+8] u/Sandvicheater: There's dudes here that trade options that think pee is actually stored in the balls [+8] u/No_Current3675: 🥭 tard is going to get bored right quick and then the Ayatollah of Cuba is next. [+8] u/silverbulls8: My SPY puts expired today so the real drill will be tomorrow. [+8] u/claytondpark: Gotta be honest, I'm cutting down my trades to about 50% for now. This chopping around is fucking with my head... [+8] u/StockImportant5135: Peter theil sold 2 million shares $PLTR [+8] u/Disconn3cted: When I get up out of my economy seat on the airplane, do you want my ass in your face or my dick? [+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. [+8] u/OG_L0c: I'm the same height as the average Chinese woman [+8] u/bearhunter429: #This is not Kuwait's first incident either. They shot down 2 coalition planes during Iraq war in 2003 too. Look it up. LMAO🤌 [+8] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: welp gg bulls, we are so so fucked for tomorrow [+8] u/pinkerton_gov: Bulls never learn. We are not in sleepy joe times any longer. [+8] u/ICE-FlGHT: I fucking hate google I fucking hate google I fucking hate google I FUCKING HATE GOOGLE [+8] u/092Casey: China is actually pressuring Iran not to block the strait of hormuz and gas flow. [+8] u/puts_every_day: Dax casually losing 4% in 2 days. The US market is the only one that didn't start the sell-off. [+8] u/ismebbb: Futes feel real and straight unfortunately. As straight as Hormuz [+8] u/TacoInABag: Pain is temporary, realized losses are forever [+8] u/pussinbuuts: lets be honest no one expected yesterday to be green [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Yesterday morning I was happy I sold, yesterday evening I regretted and cried I sold, today I am once again happy I sold [+8] u/Urzuck: My europoor market is down 3,74% lmao [+8] u/33-sunshines: WAR IS STILL BULLISH RIGHT?? RIGHT? RIGHT? [+8] u/Elforas_Tero: Yesterday at this time, bers were fingerpopping each others on here. Look how well it went for them by EOD. LMAO [+8] u/SwiftSG1: Bibi and 🌮 walked together and saw a hornet nest. “Go kick it”, said Bibi. “Why not”, 🌮 kicked it. This is how we got here. [+8] u/orsomeshitidk: If this bitch dumps in AH I’m gonna go full 👹 [+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Everything I touch shits the bed [+8] u/2muchnet42day: Gyna will tell Iran to open up the STRAIGHT Shorting OIL [+8] u/Green_L3af: Gey bers coming for dat ass [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Why did Tesla go green?  Did they have bad news?  Sell even less cars? [+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: 800 million dollars was the cost of the first day of the US strike on Iran … tax dollars in the trash [+8] u/MagneticRetard: Still baffled this market finished green It’s one thing not to dip that deep. But another to climb like this [+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: Calls on Bibi Netanyahu [+8] u/Montyprice7206: When is Hillary going to be called to testify about her causing the deaths of US troops in epic fury [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Sometimes I just want to pull my savings out of the market, quit my job and live in a cabin in the woods [+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Risk will now add a new mechanic where, if a player holds Russia, all their allies immediately get captured. [+8] u/Paul_Robert_: You can thank me for the ASTS pump, because I sold $85 covered calls 💀 [+8] u/Puzzleheaded_Bag9063: War in Iran and in green for the day, I give up, I don’t understand this market at all [+8] u/ConstantAd1: Is Iran running out of missiles and drones? I guess war is over, SPY down 2% [+8] u/Me-Regarded: Man, grind away each day for peanuts only to get wrecked on earnings play and lose it all. We are all here for a reason [+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Something about X irks me, my whole feed is crypto related and I dont own or follow any crypto stuff. Tons of confusing videos or posts and people asking Grok to explain it. When there is breaking news or a tending topic bots or I assume bots flood posts about it for views and reactions. I definitely prefer Meta their algorithm is absolutely dialed in for me [+8] u/churnAmex: It’s Joever for Bears [+8] u/trent_upscale: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 [+8] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: I'm sure the worst is over. It's only a war. What could possibly go wrong? [+8] u/kingofshitmntt: Mango: we have utterly destroyed irans nuclear facilities also Mango: Iran is going to nuke the US shit meet wall. [+8] u/ConstantAd1: >BREAKING: Reports of fire at US embassy in Riyadh, according to Reuters report. [+8] u/Candid_Analyst_9040: Having calculated risk tolerance and sticking with it is so fucking infuriating. [+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: Millennials: Y2K, 9/11, Housing Bubble, COVID, WW3 Get Fucked. [+8] u/Disconn3cted: I'm not girl I'm lady boy [+8] u/Disconn3cted: Fuck I just became a top 1% commenter. It's time for me to see a psychiatrist [+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: If we are going to be Israel's muscle the least they could do is import more large chested israeli women into the country [+8] u/Disconn3cted: LAX emergency evacuation with bags of course [+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Gentlemen, I’m beginning to think the people in charge aren’t qualified. [+8] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: I think the pump was to fake out more retail who assumed it'd be a dip and then panic buy as it pumped, but now that retail fully committed to buying the real dump will commence This is your daily schizophrenic news [+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: did i... time my puts at the top?? for once? :-o [+8] u/OG_L0c: The algos saw me FOMO today, so they knew it was safe to short [+8] u/LasyKuuga: When you’re 24 and you haven’t sorted your life out yet: I’ve got time 😊 When you’re 29 and you haven’t sorted your life out yet: It’s over give up 😢 [+8] u/DMT1703: [Trillions dollar debts and another 15 years in the middle east ?](https://x.com/jeremyscahill/status/2028531475008692469) [+8] u/ProudestPeasant: do handstands routinely, it will reverse gravity and your face and manboobs won't sag as much with age. [+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Idk why Jack Dorsey made headlines when he said he only ate one meal a day I also eat one meal a day and nobody gave a flying shit about me [+8] u/Miffy1234567: The more we drop, the sooner we can buy calls again [+8] u/rdr31: Borat new supreme leader of Iran [+8] u/Ok_Dish1650: **I hereby announce that I am sufficiently leveraged for my personal risk tolerance** [+8] u/EvolvingDior: Everything going down. cash is king. [+8] u/floo82: All financial crime is legal [+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Manga puts boots on the ground Spy is going to 600. [+8] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Great Depression who knew [+8] u/PatientAd9394: No wonder Claude is down. It is all hosted on AWS middle eastern servers. [+8] u/Kickboy21: Im at a point in my job where i dont give a fuck about my job [+8] u/Opening-Emphasis8400: Kuwaiti air defenses going to take out my port tomorrow. [+8] u/Kickboy21: Thanks 🥭. I hate money anyways [+8] u/Soffatjockis: Unless corn can be used to replace oil as a physical asset it has no business being above 63k right now. Duuuuump iiiiiiit [+8] u/yayahi: Theres this tiktok video of this dog jumping around and the guys like look nothing works, “sit, stay” snd the dog keeps fucking around and then he puts “my name is Benjamin Netanyahu” using his voice clip and the dog instantly sits down. State of the world rn Good goy [+8] u/kananishino: We may need that rate cut JPow? [+8] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: The greatest trick the mango man ever pulled was giving yesterday a green day [+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Yesterday was major opportunity to short. It was our mistake not to utilize it [+8] u/Frozen_Shades: Iran bombing every single oil tank they can reach. [+8] u/PushAble2463: Was this necessary 🗣️🥭 [+8] u/Gom_KBull: **Bro.... i just woke up holding:** * *Coreweave puts* * *SPY puts* * *QQQ puts* * *XOP calls* HHAHAHAHAHAHAA # .·°՞(≧ᗜ≦)՞°·. [+8] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: This is not the behaviour one would expect from a FIFA peace prize recipient. [+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: How many of you saw any iteration of Power rangers as a kid? [+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: California’s home prices rank among the highest in the U.S., reaching a median single-family sales price of nearly $900,000 last year. This is a **median house, not a luxury home LOL** [+8] u/AlarmedPelican: everyone was saying bol fuk last night too. calls at open? [+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Mango has reportedly relocated to an oil rig, code named "Station Enclave," off the coast of California. [+8] u/rdr31: Operation EpicPersianTitties Successful [+8] u/NegativeAlphaLLC: Would futures do us dirty two days in a row? [+8] u/PatientAd9394: Korean market has fallen off a cliff. [+8] u/Little_Top3815: Trump ugly neck? I saw resident evil many times you know what’s coming [+8] u/StopLossOptional: What happens this week is the catalyst we’ve all been waiting for. The markets finally gonna decide what direction to go. Good luck and may the gods of leverage be on your side. [+8] u/you2234: Did yall see the vid of the US pilot who ejected and parachuted to the ground in Kuwait? Locals almost beat him up until he convinced them he was an American… crazy times [+8] u/kananishino: Why did we even go up Monday anyways [+8] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Starting to think we actually are fucked [+8] u/CMDR_Shepard96: It's always the disabled access ramp up, but elevator down.. [+8] u/patricktu1258: What the actual fuck? Is life real? [+8] u/mrpotatoed: Stocks down, gold down, bonds down, usd up All the hallmarks of an irrational sell off (bull still fuk in short term) [+8] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Where are those people who said its priced in? [+8] u/Verghaust: Will be a great day to be greedy when others are fearful [+8] u/mangofruitdude: I fucking hate america [+8] u/VariousScenes: So spy will just be stuck forever in the 675 - 700 zone? [+8] u/mangofruitdude: Holy fuk dax -4% lmao. Last time that happend was corona [+8] u/The_AMD_Guy: Holy fucking bloodbath [+8] u/stuckinbet: Believe it or not still bullish [+8] u/KittyLover-7: Bers were a day too early LMAO [+8] u/Mellow_Toninn: Turned 28 and suddenly started fucking with pickles [+8] u/HodlMoonStonks: So puts at close were the play, cool cool cool [+8] u/cheesygordita: When do the guys in the F-950 super ultra mega duty pickups start slapping I did that stickers on the pumps [+8] u/TreGet234: Buffet cash pile vindicated. Market timing god. Wins by doing absolutely nothing. [+8] u/somecleverphrase: Who keep posting a dog on here? hows he doin today? [+8] u/falken2023: Asia and Europe are just gonna dump it now that we bought the dip. We may be able to self delude ourselves that this isn’t a huge deal but the rest of the world is more clear eyed. [+8] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Wow they bombed the US embassy in Riyadh [+8] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: you guys are literally the only friends I have [+8] u/Excellent_Row8297: The US markets today were hopium. Tomorrow they will be copium. Wednesday they will be pandemonium. [+8] u/LasyKuuga: I miss Covid lockdown. Socially commended bed rotting and NEETING was a generational experience 😔 [+8] u/Williamnguyen62838: TOMORROW IS BEAR REVENGE, MARK MY WORDS [+8] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Oh now that my puts have expired worthless, everyone will realize we’re at war. Sweet. [+8] u/LasyKuuga: Oh lord are we still falling 🙀 [+8] u/ModeForJoe: I have it on good authority that when Iranians launch missles or drones, they yell "Remember Harambe!" [+8] u/Beautiful-Present-54: I’m tired of monitoring the situation [+8] u/ih8myylife: how do we feel about another V in the AM fellas [+8] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Anyone holding calls 😬💀 [+8] u/Reasonable_Roger: Bonds dying as well. This ain't lookin good boys. [+8] u/Material-Entrance425: Day 4 of America's special military operation. What are some good mortuary tickers? [+8] u/Marketdeigh: Jesus Christ have we entered another war? [+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: If ayatollah rises from the dead today, does my polymarket bet on Jesus returning pay out? [+8] u/MaxEhrlich: Premarket and I’m already down 19k, this is gonna hurt a lot… [+8] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Bear Stearns is fine! [+8] u/cloud_cafe: The whole world is being forced to pay higher fuel prices as a show of solidarity with Israel [+8] u/Haikoe: Europe going bankrupt dude wtf [+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: You young kids don't know how good you have it. Cuban and Iranian food is awesome, and Persian women are the most beautiful in the world. My war growing up sucked by comparison. [+8] u/DCHamar: I feel like Korea has more degen gamblers with godless leverage than any other places combined [+8] u/teh_herper: SLV -9% premarket holy shit [+8] u/BenisSpaghetti: You do what you gotta do. 🫱⭕🫲 [+8] u/BahtMann: Unironically, buying calls [+8] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Lmao Taco 🥭 went from Tariff war to actual war in 1 year to tank us pre April. LMAO 🤌🤌💀 [+8] u/Rohat19: Here comes the V guys, any moment guys, pay attention guys so you wont miss it guys, guys? I swear its gonna be any second... [+8] u/aew2019: I'm here in this thread for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the crazy orange man might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here today, I'm afraid that I can't predict a - thing. Just... silence. [+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Okay. You may not believe me, but we are looking at the same setup as yesterday. [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Imagine still posting in the old thread lmao [+8] u/Active_Finish2316: If your swinging anything overnight in this market right now you got balls of steel [+8] u/gami2billy: There's nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can't trade options [+8] u/EvolvingDior: Silver futes down less than 3% is a nothing burger. 5 - 10% moves have been common recently. [+8] u/No-Significance-8934: Being liquid feels like flunking out of school before a mass shooting. [+8] u/jda823: MMs gave 🥭 his one day so he could do his war ceremony and talk about curtains without having it be an ad for midterms with the market price in the corner. Now they need to let it drop. The world markets have spoken. [+8] u/djvuchet: Ok so apparently I’m now a long term investor for 3 weeks [+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: The Gays of Hormuz closed, boys [+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: Jamie Dimon says he’s concerned about stuff, in other news, many regards bought and sold options today. [+8] u/Smongk: Saudi arabia and Iran are now targeting each others oil rafinery. Say goodbye to your rate cuts [+8] u/Low_Plastic363: "Wait, you mean THAT Iran? Sell it all!" [+8] u/sonofalando: In the great words of Troy Buck #A DISGUSTING ACT [+8] u/Flolife2: Bulls are waking up and downvoting [+8] u/lysergalien: Time to work estimated: 7 minutes late Time to work actual: 3 minutes late That's over a 50% beat. Bullish [+8] u/MrNewking: Bers rejoicing as their port goes from -78% to -74%. [+8] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Bro silver is a meme at this point. Imagine going to pay for your dinner with your silver bar like we all do but now it’s worth 10% less than yesterday [+8] u/trent_upscale: https://preview.redd.it/y3irkxjwhtmg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bc7ea3ab99e3702b7f17ffd25efa7bd72b936b9 [+8] u/nadoterisback: GOLD delisted by eod [+8] u/Kickboy21: Just saw charles leclerc’s wedding photos and got a little bit depressed seeing a guy thats rich, talented, good looking who is now married and happy. I think its time for gym [+7] u/kazkeb: I'm afraid that I'm going to get drafted when the government finds out that Ive done the impossible and could actually land on the carrier in Nintendo Top Gun [+7] u/NiceJobSon: El Cashflow can be super annoying but he has a pug that’s super chill. [+7] u/somewhere_cool: So today is what everyone is talking about when they say the market is fake and gey [+7] u/Federal-Ad9740: Strait of hummus doesn’t affect NETFLIX, NFLX TO 130 EOW [+7] u/Difficult-Level7038: I'm sure it's just because I'm a regard but Nvidia seems pretty cheap given everything at hand [+7] u/Spezalt4: My old man port of Walmart and oil stocks is beating the absolute shit out of QQQ YTD. And yet I still feel retarded [+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: 26 been an exhausting year to trade already lol. [+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Smells like exit liquidity in here [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: if this holds until tomorrow at open all of my financial problems will be solved if it goes back up I will lose everything I have left and will go for a walk on the interstate I'm so glad I discovered options, thank you WSB [+7] u/abroadbroadband: The "You don't have the cards" meeting was only a year ago Huh. [+7] u/KundaliniVibes: Can this fucking thing just die already jesus fuck [+7] u/NativePlant870: Was today a dead cat? Find out on tomorrow’s episode [+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: *wolverine holding picture of SPY 680 in early October* [+7] u/eudaimonia_dc: Hey......there was a guy that posted he'd show everyone his peen if MSFT was green for the day. Did he get called on that? [+7] u/NVDAismyg0d: Pump season. Calls at open [+7] u/A55BAG: KOSPI down -7% memory dip coming? [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: What are the laws on insider trading? Like if I get a job serving fries at Barron’s private school and overhear him talking about some planned moves, but he didn’t tell me directly, could I trade off that info? [+7] u/Disconn3cted: China trying to save us lmao [+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Okay tell me which stock I should short , I will buy shares on those [+7] u/Sudden-Smoke-8377: MSFT will make a kiling now selling all those flight simulators games [+7] u/Commercial-District1: I get all my news from this sub lol [+7] u/aftherith: Pajama Panicans selling it off only to be reversed by the eternal optimists of morning. [+7] u/-TrueFacts-: SPY just doesn't give a fuck anymore - you could have CCP soldiers landing in LA and Putin's fellas touching down in NYC with atomic bombs everywhere else and SPY might drop 2% and then be green by close lol. [+7] u/PatientAd9394: Even Gold is now red. [+7] u/Mahrez-: I just came across that 480k YOLO post on MU, and now MU looks cooked. Classic. [+7] u/RockasaurusRex: wtf is this shit of just pouncing back and forth in the same 25 point range for the last 4+ months? [+7] u/Iknowyougotsole: If you loved nvda at 180 then 160 will tickle your pickle [+7] u/kantargi: Another stupid sell off that will get big V again [+7] u/doinganevildeedblues: ASTS bless these hands [+7] u/you2234: When you dip, I dip, we dip… [+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Bulls really down voting everything because they’re so insecure [+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: # SITUATION = MONITORED = GREEN [+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: The market dont care about sand people [+7] u/LostandConfused2024: Yesterday, I asked ChatGPT to write a schizoid paragraph explaining why the market would be green today. It was right. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/mcvsz4HBJE [+7] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I am Schrödinger’s trader. I am both deeply serious and trolling you depending on when I unloaded my position [+7] u/stupidber: Greenest day of all time!!!! [+7] u/Senpai_Slime: RDDT being compressed between 146-147 today looks spicy, something going on there making me feel like its gonna recover now [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Bout to go get a fountain Dr Pepper big enough to kill a European [+7] u/eje0100: We should have been down today. Not complaining, but I have a bad feeling about tomorrow. [+7] u/Moepenmoes: Cramer said we're going down another -2% like earlier today Calls it is [+7] u/StophJS: I just bought a bunch of NVDA again so there's going to be another Deepseek moment tonight or tomorrow. [+7] u/hallett21: 700 tomorrow. Why not. Fuck it [+7] u/HuckleberryFit4084: I have no idea where this thing is going tomorrow [+7] u/MasterElite1: Most of you don't know.The new fed chair is a puppet This is turkey now [+7] u/meNriveBabylon: Bibi went on an interview saying that this operation was a must because Israel detected that Iran is again rebuilding their nuclear facility and were weeks away from the atomic bomb [+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The only way to afford a house in California is to inherit one [+7] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Blood bath tmrw prolly [+7] u/Heineken_500ml: It's going to V in 3 hours [+7] u/Leather_Mention5916: So.. Tarrifs, threatening EU countries, distraction Epstein, Not abide by any law + so much more fucking fuckery and now he started Ww3? Great guy, bestest of the bestie best! And America chose two times for him. [+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Mongo really pooped his pants this time [+7] u/BananasGorilla_: Bulls screeching about bears taking an L yesterday was the signal to go all in on puts. These bad boys print today 🤑 [+7] u/Long_Youth_893: I can’t wait for americans to wake up [+7] u/trent_upscale: Bunch of ber nonsense in here rn I'm going to grab some breakfast [+7] u/kananishino: We are still only like 2.5% off ATH [+7] u/Long_Youth_893: When was the last time we opened -2% pre market? It’s going to be so funny when ameripoors awaken [+7] u/WombatShwambat: I was rich at 9:35am and poor by 4:00pm. I gotta give myself a cooldown after I make a good play [+7] u/Polysorbate800: SPY ends the day at +0.04% WSB: Wow bears got fucked harder than they’ve ever been fucked [+7] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Every time they talk about the bubble or 2008 crash.. i load more calls [+7] u/Mahrez-: Sell it all. No, wait. Buy it all. [+7] u/cryptohorn: Wasn't Saudia Arabia building that long city lmfaooo [+7] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Calls, obviously. World events don't matter, nothing can sink this juggernaut. [+7] u/AxemanFromMA: #PLTR selling nicotine pouches in the office. Calls all day. [+7] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: 690 tomorrow silly bers [+7] u/nyse25: greener than hulks dick tomorrow [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: “Mango please just send boots on the ground.” -bears circle jerk subreddit [+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: I have way too many fantasies of accumulating a lot of debt and then leaving the US [+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Are we all paying for new jets that got destroyed [+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Wait so it was all a bulltrap to get me to buy in today [+7] u/bespoketrancheop: Just wanna get rich enough to have the blackpink girls dance for only me [+7] u/Napster-mp3: Holy shit 🥭 is on Craig’s List [+7] u/kalakesri: maybe sending real estate agents to negotiate peace deals was not a very good idea [+7] u/diefy7321: That Shia Lebouf interview was wild asf lmfao “…when three gey dudes…are touching my leg, I get scared.” 😭 [+7] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: Is the rapture priced in yet or can we still make some money? [+7] u/CigInside: We’re going to put fuddruckers, margaritaville and pf changs into the new Iran [+7] u/Raw-Garden: Whatever happened today will happen again tomorrow. Red futures and then sling up at open and then chop chop chop [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Imagine being a dumb bol LMAO🤌 [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: When I was a kid I used to think sex was when a girl watches you pee. [+7] u/A55BAG: Samsung's Taylor plant is Texas is likely go delay mass production. This plant was supposed to produce Tesla’s AI5 and AI6 chips. Samsung electronics -10% TSLA -1.80% overnight [https://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/03/news-delay-at-samsungs-taylor-reportedly-slips-mass-production-to-2027-raising-concerns-for-tesla/](https://www.trendforce.com/news/2026/03/03/news-delay-at-samsungs-taylor-reportedly-slips-mass-production-to-2027-raising-concerns-for-tesla/) [+7] u/OrangMiskin: The Indian/African lady would’ve take SPY to 800 [+7] u/_pout_: Yeah that's not an earthquake. [+7] u/2c-b_day: How to become a more successful trader: Step 1 - Delete robin hood [+7] u/Dismal_Foundation784: The only things that are green on my watchlist are uso and vix lol [+7] u/Scholastic_nobody: Did MM expect 🥭 to TACO yesterday or something [+7] u/Anonymustafar: I love IBKR thanks so much to the retard here who gave me the suggestion wherever you are I hope life treats you well homie [+7] u/cryptohorn: Oil futes drilling just about sums this day up [+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #"Jim Carrey didnt Epestein himself" [+7] u/Beagle001: "The Reuters news agency is reporting two new blasts in Riyadh’s diplomatic quarter after Saudi authorities confirmed a strike on the US embassy in the city." Aljazeera [+7] u/annoyed_meows: SLV lol. Who's gonna get Rogered tomorrow? [+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: They told me war was bullish all I see is stinky bears [+7] u/Inevitable_Fuel7244: Not much price action on ASTS. Everyone waiting for call/guidance I guess. Glad I didn't play earnings. [+7] u/Low_Plastic363: Bibi - "I'm going to attack whether you join or not." That puts mango in a bad position. Either he's a failed dealmaker, or he's Israel's bitch, or both. The path of least ego damage is to pretend regime change was your idea all along, and hope you can extricate yourself quickly and easily after the initial strike. I don't think he can. I think we have a vested interest in keeping the Strait of Hormuz clear, and we won't be able to leave the region for months or years. China and Russia want/need that oil too. We basically threw a grenade into a fireworks factory. [+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: There's not a man gayer than Lindsey [+7] u/Brodieischeese: Oil will tank, war is nothing burger and the bend of hummus is open. [+7] u/Joey-Cap: Breaking the strait is not straight Gey bers rejoice [+7] u/RegardedCalls: People watching low volume after market and thinking what could've been [+7] u/PatientAd9394: Oil futures down almost 1% now [+7] u/rdr31: *Bearhunter new supreme leader of Iran LMAO 🤌* [+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Keene, New Hampshire about two days away from having a nuke. [+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Can’t wait for the wave of “why we dropping on no news?” comments tomorrow [+7] u/pussinbuuts: When markets are closed: it’s so over When markets open: we’re so back [+7] u/StockImportant5135: Will Iran run out of drones dosent seem so Airlines r hit badly [+7] u/RegardedCalls: Who is dumping silver at this ungodly hour [+7] u/Namerflop: well, i can see operation epic fortnite chungus is going well [+7] u/user365735: IF YOU DID NOT GET TO BUY THE LAST SALE THEY ARE HAVING ANOTHER FLASH SALE. TIMES LIMITED 🤘 [+7] u/CDulst: Soon TACO and his cronies like Bondi won't be able to use "booming markets" as deflection anymore lmao. [+7] u/Pernicious_Pearl: i wonder wat Alysa Liu thinks about the situation in Iran [+7] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: When gas is $6/gallon I wonder if the guys with the 5 mpg lifted f150 king ranches that are paying 96 easy payments of $1000 to CVNA on their 17% loan will regret their decision [+7] u/Stonkrates: Ah the blood moon crash of 26 [+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Even if the war ends there still is the issue of tariffs, inflation, government shutdown, unemployment from ai disruption, credit fears, Mango crazy, high multiples, etc… [+7] u/_pout_: Can't wait to see all the AI-generated propaganda around the world and have even less of an idea of what's going on than ever before [+7] u/BFox1982: George Bush does not care about black people. [+7] u/BackendBoss: > Start a war > Pump stocks > dump gold ?????? [+7] u/Kattilaeikka: Gold and silver also tanking so someone is getting margin called bigly [+7] u/carcotasu081: This will be exactly like yesterday lmao [+7] u/mks_csw: Strait In the gulag with ber [+7] u/AFTCP: GDP down, War on, economy dead. SPY flat. Bears are going to neck [+7] u/cantcatchafish: So what in the fuck was today? [+7] u/zerdri: The US sent badass women B2 pilots with big American tits and perfectly round American ass to bomb Iran. Eat that Ayatollah [+7] u/Low-Win-6691: Hate on silver if you want to but it’s easy money Random price crash and divergence from Shanghai price = buy [+7] u/Awuza: Congrats to all my fellow $POETs out there [+7] u/TruckHorus: Dang, what happened, are we at war or something [+7] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: you know this might sound crazy but sometimes obsessing over charts 12 hours a day because I'm constantly overleveraged on options makes me think I fffd khhh mfffff (muffled by gun barrel) [+7] u/False-Box2223: The DOW needs to hit 50k so this whole Iran thing will be no big deal. [+7] u/BigToadEats: Don worry bulls are not over leveraged and have massive cash piles [+7] u/TowelOld743: We went from "it's not priced in" to "it's priced in" to "nothing is priced in"... what's next? [+7] u/McKoijion: How soon until Trump declares Mission Accomplished? That's when the real sell off will begin. https://responsiblestatecraft.org/2023/05/04/mission-accomplished-was-a-massive-fail-but-it-was-just-the-beginning/ [+7] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: So... Orange man tells ppl to leave UAE.. where will these "influensers" and course sellers go now? "Habibi run from dubai" [+7] u/TapIllustrious2366: Imagine FINALLY your calls or puts hit….you are up enough to change your life! Everything worked out perfectly… couldn’t have played it better. Your next thoughts of quitting your job, buying a new Porsche and upgrading that house start rushing in…! Then suddenly you look to your babe of a wife to tell her your new score… when your wife is a lamp… and there is something peculiar about this lamp… it looks flat… [+7] u/Basedshark01: U ever notice how if you hand someone a shitty see thru lighter they always remember to give it back? [+7] u/vermilli21: SPY’s monthly chart looks insane. Are you tired of winning yet? [+7] u/rooftop_druid: Not sure why you all stuck on talking about oil in the Strait of Hormuz, it’s very clearly water in there regards [+7] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Rest of the world can't keep the market up. America always doing the heavy lifting. 🦅🇺🇸🦅 [+7] u/soad1331: [ Removed by Reddit ] [+7] u/cashflow_: Did u see the capybara being taken out of the grocery store in Brazil? So cute. They’re pretty cool. They should have just let him shop 😡 [+7] u/Soffatjockis: Who knew the straight homos would be the black swan event the gay bears were looking for [+7] u/sonofalando: #”HELLO? THANKS FOR CALLING ITS SO JOEVER DEPARTMENT. HOW CAN I MAKE IT MORE JOEVER FOR YOU TODAY? 💀 [+7] u/OrangMiskin: Now would be a good time to release the T-Virus. [+7] u/IntentionDeep651: You guys remember when we speculated on fake meat company because everything else was boring ? [+7] u/billyd1984texas: Are we in another 20 year war [+7] u/RegardedCalls: Did we say Thank You being Nathan yahoos bitch [+7] u/MrNewking: Some hedgefund manager just woke up and started buying everything. Green by open. [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Bears got a god damn 95 Thesis of reasons we shouldn’t be holding like we are but bulls have ‘lol ber fuk’ trump card lol *fuck* [+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Ready-Tennis8577 made a bet that SLV would go to 99.0 within **2 days** when it was 85.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+7] u/TheoryInttro: Fuck. My boring, safe boomer dividend shares in an oil producer jumped 6% today. It was supposed to stay flattish and pay cash dividends to fuel the gambling. This is a bad sign for the rest of the port because when the oil producer jumps because of expensive oil, everything else that has to use oil tanks. [+7] u/IllBuyYourCar: #NO PANICANS ALLOWED ‼️ [+7] u/michaelis999: you really thought we'd dump huh [+7] u/UnivalveX: stonks literally only go up. this premarket bullshit is getting exhausting [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Bears will takeover the world and ban christmas and all holidays because we love misery LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Hot_Sacks: Just cause you’re bleeding don’t mean I’m not about to get all up in that 🤑 [+7] u/JP2205: Slv is sucha good way to make $$. Just short it any day it goes bananas. Then u make the money covering [+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: bro looks like a fuken vampired sucked him dry in that neck wound. holy fuck. WHY ISNT THE MEDIA TALKING ABOUT THIS [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: How long until 🥭 is airdropping *delicious* Goya beans on Iran? [+6] u/AirborneMarburg: Gay if blocking the Strait of Hormuz [+6] u/PeterThielHasMyData: RH: “SPY closes green after whipsawing, oil SURGES.” $XOM +1% [+6] u/ARSC_RexH: Man I have no idea how to calibrate to trade this week. Honestly the smart thing to do would be to cash out and join cash gang. However [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Iran gonna be Gaza 2.0 but with like 100 million ppl there and im here shirtless and unshowered trading stocks [+6] u/LarsTarkas: Ready to give your money to theta for the rest of the week [+6] u/Joey-Cap: Im 50% cash right now and not sure if I'm happy or sad about it [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Can we just have like 2 weeks where we pump 2% everyday?  Is that too much to ask? [+6] u/Ble_h: Today was very real and very legal [+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Nutin yahoo going to pay trump with Gaza [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/duddnddkslsep made a bet that SPY would go to 690.4935700000001 within **1 day** when it was 683.657 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: the one positive that may come out of all of this is that we might get a sequel to Team America: World Police [+6] u/jerm2z: This sub alone has given this strait like 10 different names and I honestly don’t know what its real name is anymore [+6] u/JakeSal10: Open at 683 and below: calls. Open at 690 or above: puts. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Something crazy will happen in USA and all the bears will be saying Ayatoll ya so. [+6] u/ClearResident1292: The great gourd rotation has begun [+6] u/GreyMatter22: Not sure if 🥭 is trying to liberate the Iranians or our portfolios 🚨 [+6] u/unikuenobody: Damn, my friends were epidemiologists in 2020. Some time after they become distinguished economists. It seems they are now all master army general strategists. [+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Oh noo. A conflict that involves the US and all major oil export countries may have negative effect on the US stock market. How can this be? [+6] u/vanceraa: it’s a delete the app kinda day [+6] u/nyse25: # EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE [+6] u/svpa3991: Everytime futures look doomy, it ends up green. when futes are hulk green it fades to flat lol [+6] u/ColdBostonPerson77: I made 8 dollars today, in the green for now. Bought oil calls for next week. [+6] u/MuricanWisecrack: GUYS! I DECRYPTED IT. I HAVE THE LOGIC. Okay. Say you decapitate a Oil rich country and force them into submission afterwards - but turns out their Oil is thick as Wax and currently at this oilprice (who could have seen that before...) just NOT profitable. Damnit. What the fuck could we possible do about it? Isnt there somewhere a Strait where like 25% of oil in the world is flowing and where we can kind of make some military action and then.. prices rice? [+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: It's always puts now. [+6] u/PatientAd9394: “If you choose to avail yourself of this option to depart, the U.S. government cannot guarantee your safety. The information is provided as a courtesy to those wishing to leave Israel,” the US embassy said. Shit is going to go down. [+6] u/AggieDem: All that drama just to end flat. Theta gang did 9/11. [+6] u/cashflow_: This movie Weapons kinda scary. Gonna keep the lights on while we watch it so remy doesn’t get scared. Me personally I don’t care I don’t get scared [+6] u/UsualSusspekt: $20 gallon gas, here we come! [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: That’s like 2 bananas [+6] u/EvolvingDior: Not China. [https://goldsilver.ai/metal-prices/shanghai-silver-price](https://goldsilver.ai/metal-prices/shanghai-silver-price) [+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Sir, another plane has struck Bul portfolio [+6] u/LasyKuuga: Green by close again? Or was yesterday a set up for a brutal rug? [+6] u/meathook_martyy: My VIX calls are deep itm, expiring this morning. I fully expect the second coming of Christ to be announced at 8:30am. [+6] u/AnimalIndependent: ASTS to the moon tn🚀 [+6] u/Federal-Ad9740: We can hit spy 700 tonight if trump says he’s gonna open the strait and then bombs tf out of Iran [+6] u/JessKingHangers: Finally a green day for me. But after weeks of red it means nothing to me. Just like my life. [+6] u/dabblesest: Everyone in this thread claiming NVDA is cooked… I guess it will be ripping up tomorrow. [+6] u/sloanemonroe: I will never buy either calls or puts right at open again. Makes ZERO difference what the market SHOULD do. Only matters that the MM’s want to fuck as many people as possible. [+6] u/Various-Tangerine-88: When the Idiot in Chief declares Mission Accomplished victory ( slim chance since these mid-east wars drag on for decades)...but IF he does... Someone tell him the potato goes in the FRONT of his diaper. [+6] u/cryptohorn: I'm 100% into a single mutual fund in my 401k and I check it once per day around this time. It's down 1.56% [+6] u/Commercial-District1: What does everyone do for the remaining 17.5 hours every day [+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Looks like the dip buyers are going to have another chance tomorrow [+6] u/MrNewking: Tale as old as time: Asia wakes up, panics and sells. US wakes up, buys it all for cheap, green by market open. [+6] u/Country_Gravy420: So we open at about 6910 and spend the day grinning towards 6980? And we just do this every day of this war? [+6] u/_maverick98: korean market down 7% , bols thot [+6] u/Strange_Man: Market wise to 🥭 puts on Friday before war game, pumps Monday to fuck and now dumps. [+6] u/Mikekio: Just dont fucking dance Chad bears [+6] u/dabblesest: We end flat again right? Let’s just peg spy to 685 and call it a stablecoin atp [+6] u/AdvancedAd7691: Why is crypto pumping? Why is everything up/stable? What the fuck is going on 😂 Priced in? I have no idea what I’m gonna do tomorrow [+6] u/pink_ego_box: The Mossad is really not to be fucked with. They cut off the head of the Irani government in a day. There's nobody left to negotiate lmao. The Hezbollah pagers prank was something else too. [+6] u/trent_upscale: Completely covered in my own feces and urine. It's going to be a long walk home 🤕 [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Imagine you come home from school and Gandalf the Grey is banging your mom [+6] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: when do you guys think we'll find out what those NJ drones were back from nov 2024 [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Remember how Sydney Sweeney became popular because her PR team blitzed Reddit [+6] u/patricktu1258: Whatever, my life sucks anyway [+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: “More joever you say? Well, I suppose you could take away the buy button again on top of all of these losses” [+6] u/KingRegardothe2nd: Could be a good silver pump day! [+6] u/LostandConfused2024: A lot of people are finna wake up in shambles tomorrow [+6] u/RagingBearBull: so mongo was not an AI company. that is the problem. [+6] u/JayRoo83: Just called my mom to let her know her son is no longer an ASTS bagholder [+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: Hezbollah should have come up with a less goofy ah name [+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Spy is currently pricing in the next iran bombing [+6] u/Bichael-Murry: are we chopping to -2% overnight just to pump it during trading hours? infinite money glitch [+6] u/Val44x: If bers want spy to go down why don’t they just simply sell the millions of shares they own. Oh what’s that? You don’t own a single share? [+6] u/OptionGamble: Classic they waited for everyone to buy in today so they could drop it tomorrow [+6] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: We just started a war with a country of 90 million religious fanatics, the Fear and Greed index is still only in the 40s and you didnt buy puts? I guess you dont like free money LOL [+6] u/hallett21: Blood moon will murder the market lol [+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: The Department of Justice is in chaos Antitrust chief quit under pressure last month The top civil enforcer resigned the day before A department trial lawyer working on a current case vs Live Nation is leaving the department This is also why Live Nation antitrust trial might not be an issue [+6] u/BarbellPadawan: **”Buy the dip. Short the VIX. And fuck Bitcoin.”** [+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: Japan and Korea down big is not normally an auspicious omen for western markets. [+6] u/cloud_cafe: Crazy how nobody cares about the true victims of this war, the bols [+6] u/SAnderson1986: Hm. Should've sold yesterday. Lol [+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Rip SLV. It was nice knowing you [+6] u/patricktu1258: I don’t believe any bounce anymore [+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: UMMM WHAT THE FK IS GOING ON [+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Y’all think SPY dipping below 675 twice in a row pre market means something? [+6] u/Ok_GAINZ: Buncha panicans. Chill. [+6] u/Specialist_Berry_725: holy corn is about to blow up I've seen this shit before [+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Man I miss the raging bull market. It's a lot more fun making money off of tech calls than gold calls. [+6] u/CalRippedken: I'm out of pro tips but am pro tits [+6] u/ProudestPeasant: isn't it weird how the Middle East is the the birthplace of all these religions and also a hotbed for conflict, to this day. [+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Who was it that said he was going to blame Biden 💀 If I didn’t terminate Obama’s horrendous Iran Nuclear Deal (JCPOA), Iran would have had a Nuclear Weapon three years ago. That was the most dangerous transaction we have ever entered into, and had it been allowed to stand, the World would be an entirely different place right now. You can blame Barack Hussein Obama, and Sleepy Joe Biden. THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP! [+5] u/kananishino: Markets didn't go down from Russia-Ukraine War. Nor Israel 12 day, Iran bombing and Venezuela. [+5] u/UsualSusspekt: Strait of Hormuz closed, ready for $10 gallon gas? [+5] u/BlitzComet95: Full ported into MU and NFLX calls. Famous last words [+5] u/jda823: What a waste of a perfectly good trading day [+5] u/MeYouThemEveryone: -0.00% really a fuck your puts and fuck your calls moment [+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Some of you’ll dont have any friends and it shows.. (me either 😕) [+5] u/Star_Lord924: Any chance NVDA goes up and over 185 tomorrow? [+5] u/Commercial-District1: If you made money, raise your hand 🤚 If you lost money, raise them both 🤚🤚 [+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Breaking news phase 2 going to start within 24hrs !!! Calls on XLE, Chevron, ONDS, AVAV, KTOS [+5] u/Urzuck: This is it, this is the time we get bols fuk [+5] u/Pioladoporcaputo: People, I think we're going to be red today [+5] u/GoZukkYourself: It's called the Strait of Hormuz, not the 🌈 of Hormuz. Calls. [+5] u/EnginrA: I made a stinky fart [+5] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: Let's nuke some shit tonight so the market goes up even more tomorrow LMAO [+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Few things bring me more joy in this world then having to endure listening to bers spew bullshit from their mouths all weekend long, only to have my portfolio gain 18k the next day anyway. [+5] u/shasta747: Paper handed my POET leaps like a bitch [+5] u/DanasSideWife: TikTok generation about to get drafted while millennials sit back and collect dying boomers generational wealth. [+5] u/Possible-Gear-9340: Are you guys tired of winning yet ?! 👌🏆 [+5] u/E39_CBX: I need UNH to 350 asap [+5] u/NoRiskNoGainz: So now that MP and UUUU had a good green day tomorrow they should lose close to that tomorrow. [+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Netanyahu was referencing a Torah quote earlier that says "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox" And Mr Golden Drapes thinks this is still a 3-4 week operation LMAO the bosses in Israel dont think so [+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Today will be red day right? Right...? [+5] u/Montyprice7206: Imagine you come home from school and Gandalf the 🌈 is banging your dad [+5] u/These-Shoulder8017: Iranians becoming Morlocks. [+5] u/IllBuyYourCar: ACHR earnings anyone? [+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Ya’ll remember people buying opendoor technology at 7+ and 8+? [+5] u/letsgopardner: Money good. War bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+5] u/Internal_Field5970: She’s a 10 but she thinks she’s interesting enough to be an influencer [+5] u/IllBuyYourCar: Reaching the comment leaderboard is another level of regarded I pledge to never reach [+5] u/Even-Square-6246: I spent 2026 shitting and being a HOOd bagholder [+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Negative-Water-1575** bet **SPY** goes from **684.5** to **650.0** before **10-Mar-2026 01:10 AM EST** Their record is 0 wins and 6 losses. [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/infamouskurou: Thank you for your track record [+5] u/WarmCan3034: Gonna be my first circuit breaker tomorrow. I’m nervous [+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: The mighty V has begun once again [+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Im tired of all this. Makes the 2010s look like fuckn utopia. [+5] u/andrewe92: Bend over and take it? [+5] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Oil dropping on "strait closed." Classic example of we don't know shit but the market does. [+5] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: The real big news that this regarded market didnt account for is that the US already asked for a ceasefire yesterday and Iran said no. What is the plan now? Oh wait, there isn't one. [+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Bulls won the battle today. Bears will win the war (this week) [+5] u/claytondpark: Gold = fukt Silver = already fukt [+5] u/Street-Badger: These days it feels like premarket is the real market which trades on, like, fundamentals annd stuff, while market hours are for retail regards who rush in where angels fear to tread. [+5] u/MrMegalopsychia: First action will be reversed. We green at open today [+5] u/Interesting-Bite-468: $PLTR down almost 4% in pre-market after it popped yesterday on news of Israel going to war is all you need to know... [+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: MEANWHILE ON TWITTTER 9hours ago, posted by an so called twitter economist: "Silver opens in China at $104.45" Other guy responded: This is why I'm a subscriber to your channel. You are the one-stop shop - silver prices, gold prices & realistic geopolitical alerts. OOF, i feel sorry for them ngl [+5] u/lipmanz: Market really clawed back all day yesterday just to shit on itself again [+16] u/avdvetf: Born too late to explore the world Born too soon to explore the stars Born just right to die for Epstein and his handlers [+13] u/Commercial_Ease8053: War expected to last longer than 4 weeks… my gf and I haven’t even had sex for 4 weeks because she’s always too busy with her husband or too tired or whatever [+13] u/bdh2067: We’re just Israel’s bitch now [+9] u/e30jawn: "Here's why the strait closure is actually bullish for nvda" [+8] u/phatpham1803: Bibi's son is enjoying live in Miami while his father's calling Israeli to fight lmao [+8] u/karamkka: Which one of you fucking crayon eaters is keeping Tsla from dumping 10%? [+8] u/Tomy-ts: Looks like tomorrow will be the complete opposite of today,panic selling. [+8] u/MyTranquility: What the fuck did he say while I was sleeping [+8] u/guhhhh_MU: always inverse whatever you think is the best idea for tomorrow. Then inverse it again because the market makers know you are going to inverse. Then finally inverse yourself again to get the real answer. [+8] u/ThouOne: Why are we red? Is it Asian pussies selling for no reason? [+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: 6 months of WSB favorite high beta stocks chopping and tanking, while indices stayed flat. Now we finally have a crash on the indices. Our stocks are actually going to zero holy shit. [+8] u/pmssa19: I cannot afford more dips my man. I am broke as hell [+7] u/austintl13: How are my asts puts doing? [+7] u/straight_croissant: Did the US end up getting the Panama Canal yet? How bout an update on the White House ballroom on top of the demolished east wing? I was also promised a DOGE dividend… [+7] u/RealDealKeel: WAR! What is it good for?? Actually nothing apparently. [+7] u/DiamondHands667: Day 8 sober. I don’t know how you normies do this shit [+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Too many regards saying calls at open so puts [+7] u/BigSeth: VIX just shot up to 25. Oh man I sure hope it lasts [+7] u/rickyrose: Reading X makes angry and anxious do I delete app [+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Iran’s going to pay for the wall [+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: What are some good bicycle stocks [+7] u/Neat_Database6685: Now I remember why I got out of SLV. So violent [+7] u/some1fanboy1337: So funny, almost one month of gains completely deleted in one day. I hate that you actually need to constantly take profits in this market. Should probably delete the app and only check it in summer. [+7] u/mankey21: Keeping my eyes on AVAV, that price seems like a massive overreaction [+7] u/ebitdasga: So is the dump real this time? [+7] u/eoiioe: So we going to have a +2% day again or we drilling to find new oil reserves in the spy? [+7] u/baristabull: Love how SPY bounced off that $688 pivot, and, no unfortunately I didn't have puts. [+7] u/tesseramous: No relief rallies. Not much so much as a green candle is allowed and must be immediately wicked or engulfed. [+7] u/CasherburyTales: The straights of hormel chili are closed yo [+6] u/IXI_Bman: How is any if this bullish. Market been flat for 5 months. You got rocjets going every which way in the ME. Market runs on hope everyday. I'll tell you one thing. Bulls are very lucky this market is stubburn and held on toothpicks daily. It literally can be any day now where the real of rug of all rugs begins. But anyways Spy 700c eow. [+6] u/yushey__: I just got my first margin call. Woooo!! (I’m not even down, I just went too close to MR) [+6] u/Automatic-Outside534: I’m still holding my GLD calls for this Friday. Could have sold for 63% profit, but I suffered through the V recovery for the day. This Middle East shit is making me think gold is gonna get shrek dicks this week still. [+6] u/Artistic_Teach558: Bro after last night I cant even trust these fuckin futes [+6] u/steadyeddy_10: SLS - Sellas Life Sciences [+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: yes, I would say so...like a 40 % swing.....that was brutal [+6] u/Terrible_Act688: US Embassy in Riyadh hit by drones.....Bols be like it will be green tomorrow! [+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: What if Supreme leader was Supreme satoshi? Anyone say that already? [+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: hope my 2 shares of pltr do something [+6] u/LimpingLizard75: nothing beats rug-pulling dip buyers after hours [+6] u/Devastaytah: I sold my NVDA puts like a clown yesterday 🤡 [+6] u/daddysgirl794: Banks are on the hook this month to deliver record numbers of physical silver, don't be surprised to see more attempts to force the price down like this [+6] u/1foxyboi: Why is everything blood red [+6] u/atlasmountsenjoyer: QQQ down -2% premarket. Yeah.. I'm not gonna be checking my portfolio for the day. [+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Markets just waiting to see if this is going to be a longer term thing or an instant fix. Hopefully it's quick but seems kind of optimistic and that we have the recency bias of the Venezuela operation. One thing I feel like I have no idea the truth on is what % of the Iranian population is actually anti-regime. [+6] u/cbusoh66: I remember when MDB would skyrocket 30% after each earnings announcement. Good old days when SaaS rained supreme... [+6] u/Unemployable1593: the first seven moves are fake [+6] u/Most-Crazy2353: They gonna post the hotline by end of day today. [+6] u/tesseramous: Had my best day in years but I didn't use 0dtes, I used 1 month [+6] u/Jesoo_: holy fuck those dildos on asts [+6] u/booose6: Truly, WSB is the best place to me during macro economic meltdowns [+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Shit's so fucked. What stocks are actually worth buying? [+6] u/Desmater: NFLX inching back over $100. [+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: No war has ever been won without boots on the ground. [+6] u/trickponies: Mortal Kombat with your friend in Vietnam [+6] u/Prior_Counter_1847: at this point i pray for that “20% crash” so we can move on to the irrational bullish market [+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Holy leee fuck it’s not stopping [+6] u/getbentspez: FFS I sold my puts yesterday after being down 88% now they fall. Fucking MMs [+6] u/Former_Tomato9667: Just fuckin open the casino [+6] u/Fit-Impression-6602: When is Asts losses call happening [+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: every dump get bought, every pump get sold, nothing ever happens [+5] u/Trendkill4583: Well that went surprisingly well [+5] u/SPYto999: Blow blow blow em' up, gently change regime. Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream. [+5] u/Repulsive_Actuary992: MSFT closing Green? I can’t believe it [+5] u/bobby_stackz: Release the asts files [+5] u/jstvndrpls: New thesis: Trump is dying, and this is last hurrah/fuck you.  What happens to the market if he drops dead on thursday? [+5] u/Jackal239: Even if all of them are anti-regime, it certainly doesn't make them pro-US. [+5] u/Wade12323: Wait… it’s ALL a bear trap? [+5] u/SpyBagholder: Lowkenuinely… we may be cooked fr fr [+5] u/Fineous40: I lost money………. I DECLARE MANIPULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [+5] u/Head_Welcome_4933: We’re seeing a true masterclass in MM liquidity pool engineering [+5] u/HDauthentic: Did they try using the Gay of Hormuz instead [+5] u/Bravadette: Courage the Cowardly Dog deserves a comeback [+5] u/memmolemmo: Not looking too good for bools tonight. Imagine believing that yesterday's plunge protection team pump was real lmao. [+5] u/_chasingdabag_v2: Price will continue dropping at 45 degree angle until morale improves [+5] u/CasinoEnjoyer: Spy go up = more silver Jane Street shenanigans [+5] u/Overall-Web-5435: Little Marco says US had to strike preemptively cuz Bibi was going to attack regardless of diplomacy talks. Lol [+5] u/Oglifter8336: Epstein starting WW3 from the grave. [+5] u/Vort3x7689: I was calm last night but it might actually be over now