What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 27, 2026

[+112] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 450.0 within **1 day** when it was 417.457 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 184 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+71] u/LasyKuuga: I like red days. Not because i have puts. But because I dont like being poor alone [+64] u/ARSC_RexH: To everyone being shocked about Nvidia being down after beating earnings like an orphaned child. Did you not pay attention 3 months ago when the exact same thing happened? And the earnings before that? [+52] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Imagine buying the stock of a fucking language app LMAO [+40] u/KittyLover-7: Why was duol ever over 500 The fuck was that all about [+38] u/Weak_Emu3659: Moves tomorrow are skipping work and playing resident evil requiem, basically. [+38] u/spence_ECU20: Risked $4,700 to make $44 today 😎😎 [+36] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: what a boring fucking day, nvda is so dumb and gay [+36] u/br0botic: With Duolingo, you can learn how to say bankruptcy in over 40 languages! [+36] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: DUOL is some real generational bag holder shet [+32] u/Sweg_OG: guys I have to be honest, I have no idea what I'm doing and purely trading on emotions [+27] u/L0pat0: NVDA ruthlessly punished today for being the greatest company on earth and building the future [+26] u/ebfeebfe: Both $DUOL shareholders taking massive losses tonight [+24] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Sir a 20th plane has hit MSFT [+23] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #Block shares soar 24% as company slashes workforce by nearly half lmao wow [+21] u/Coffeewin: When I die I want MSFT to lower me into my grave so it can let me down one last time [+20] u/DrSeuss1020: Hey DUOL, how do you say bankrupt in Spanish? [+20] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: you hear "the market is very efficient" but the fact that stocks are moving 20-30% in a single day makes me think the market is full of shit [+20] u/plznodownvotes: Stephen Miller molests little kids. Pass it on [+19] u/aftherith: Did they bomb DUOL instead of Iran? [+19] u/BlitzComet95: I bought 45 NFLX 90c’s for $100 OMFG 😭😭😭😭 [+18] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #i was still in the daily like a retard LMAO [+18] u/paralogistic: Looking at MSFT you'd think they reported earnings AH [+18] u/Me-Regarded: NFLX was smart. They just tied Paramount up on massive debt. They made billions on walking away, and they don't need that old shit studio [+17] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Why the fuck is MSFT dumping [+17] u/btoned: Am I reading this shit correctly: DUOL is a LANGUAGE LEARNING SOFTWARE. It's a singular piece of tech probably akin to those Pearson courses you took in school. And it's valued OVER 5 BILLION. Are you kidding me?? Brb launching a learning guide for hand tools. $1b by next week. [+17] u/cheetles_plus: LMAO Paramount actually retarded This will go down in top 10 worst acquisitions of all time [+17] u/knoqd_: DUOL was $400 a year ago today lol [+16] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: I sold my RDDT weeklies yesterday for a 76% loss. Today they were up 23%. I’m doing great. [+16] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: This is the weirdest market ive ever in had the displeasure of being a part of. [+16] u/Specialist_Fig9458: “700 by close tomorrow” -you retards yesterday LMAO [+15] u/ConstantAd1: Take me to the moon, RKLB [+15] u/_hopkins: Time to start Duolingo stock sub Reddit [+15] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Statistically speaking at least one of you is a serial killer [+15] u/whitewashedsyrian: Nflx playing chess while paramount playing checkers, they got paid 2.8 billion just to say no lmaooo [+15] u/cashflow_: I’ve never eaten at a Costco food court. Maybe got a drink once. Idk kinda feels like it’s for fat people. [+14] u/soprattutto: STUNNING EPSTEIN FILES REVELATION: WARREN BUFFETT IS ZEZIMA [+14] u/PalpitationSmooth992: so the only thing NFLX needed to breakout was the possibility of not acquiring WBD [+14] u/HistorianMuch8963: Companies using AI to erase jobs 👎 AI erasing whole companies 👍 [+14] u/solidsneeze: the chances of you being laid off this year just ticked up. Better yolo something tomorrow just in case [+13] u/Far-Requirement9180: NFLX are dumb as fuk. They should literally take the breakup billions and walk away [+13] u/gjbaca17: MSFT resumes work on $1B data center project. Immediately dumps 1.25%. LMAO 👌 [+13] u/Glittering-Fail-8056: Sometimes i see these companies who rejected by job application get dumped. Can't help but feel happy. Get fucked. [+13] u/isolated-cat: ANTHROPIC REJECTS PENTAGON'S "FINAL OFFER" IN AI SAFEGUARDS FIGHT - AXIOS anthropic bout to go down and disappear into the void soon [+12] u/orangeyougladiator: The top of the dot com bubble happened roughly around the same time the Pets.com CEO started talking about warehouses in space [+12] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: DUO mascot now appears on a stretcher in their app [+12] u/caliwillbemine: Goddamn. Today I went 16.7k>2.5k>17.1k. [+12] u/miata_only: Good work today, you guys [+12] u/Latrodectus1990: Nvda today created bagholders From 3+ to -5 Crazy... [+12] u/KittyLover-7: Msft baggies taking an absolute pounding [+12] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/RIVNMoonMe made a bet that CRWV would go to 87.74 within **1 week** when it was 97.49 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 1 wins and 2 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+12] u/HaveTwoBananas: AI software and chips? ❌ Laying off employees and replacing them with AI ✅ [+12] u/CheapHero91: netflix said nah thank you and cashed in the 2.8bn $ 🤌 [+12] u/Top-Fig845: DUOL IS OFFICIALLY DEAD 💀 [+11] u/According-Page8618: everyone and their mum bullish on nvidia raising price targets nvidia: -6% [+11] u/looool_k_libtard: lol stocks are getting absolutely annihilated this earnings season [+11] u/Difficult-Level7038: Good things I sold all my $92 Netflix calls. Would've lost my mind if I actually made a profit [+11] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: So I guess Netflix are dropping out of the bidding war [+11] u/Cav829: WBD stock fell off a cliff because smart money knows they're never going to see a dime from this deal since it's made of rainbows and unicorns. [+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #why don’t you purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka [+10] u/Careless_Ad6067: I’m sorry how the FUCK was Duolingo worth $540 dollars THIS YEAR?? [+10] u/LarsTarkas: MSFT is not allowed to have more than 3 green days [+10] u/SirPanic12: Why does the market hate money? [+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: MFers will tell you how AI is the best new thing and then pikachu face when AI replaces them [+10] u/ratfukabich: Bill Microcock never should’ve touched those girls 😭 [+10] u/JayRoo83: Hey MSFT, could you fucking **not** [+10] u/hamborgard: Just sold MSFT at $394.30 hoping to buy back lower, pussied out when I saw it go up and bought again at $395. I should log off and call it a day [+10] u/hallett21: I got called a bear erotica writer last night lol [+10] u/Such_Coin: Not a big MSFT fan, but I'm almost starting to feel bad for it. [+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: Layoffs will continue until morale improves [+10] u/Nota-downer: Holy crap, I’m green on NFLX (AH). NFLX bag holders unite! 💪 [+10] u/bearhunter429: #Duolingo down on the news that they deported everyone and there is no need to learn a language anymore LMAO🤌 [+10] u/Slabbed1738: Lol Netflix gonna buy psky with the $2.8B in a few years [+10] u/szokdogg: I was down 22k on NFLX. This is amazing, finally. [+10] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Fun fact i sold Netflix calls today because they were up 100% they didn't expire for another month. 🤮🤮🤮 [+10] u/Valkorion335786: Me with $23 in my my pocket worrying about global trade and tariff wars [+10] u/Odd-Block-2998: Proud owner of 100 DUOL shares bought at $195. I thought $200 is the floor. Apparently it is $20 now. [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: And just like that, I'm officially part of the NVDA bagholders club [+10] u/powerboner: There were so many better ways to burn 10k but my choice was NVDA calls today when it was 190 [+10] u/schnoggly: Duolingo has been shot [+10] u/dacalo: What's with MSFT after market dump? [+10] u/tropicalia84: 100% selling all my MSFT puts tomorrow and going full port calls. A $50bn mcap company that is already dead, tried to pivot to crypto, and on the verge of bankruptcy causing 100's of billions of mcap wiped out because it's laying off 4,000 people is absolutely hilarious. For context AMZN has laid off like 25,000 just in restructuring [+10] u/Me-Regarded: NFLX shorts absolutely fuk [+9] u/KittyLover-7: Jensen doing an AMA on WSB was the top LMAO [+9] u/---Right--Tackle---: #theta gang has already bought 16 lambos since beginning of year LMAO [+9] u/br0botic: DUOL down 20% on earnings lmao trash [+9] u/fish_: why would thetagang do this [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Does anyone know if stocks will be up or down tomorrow? [+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: MSFT is so shallow and pedantic. [+9] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: I’ll stop shorting it when tom Lee is crying on cnbc and they make a second Michael Burry movie [+9] u/No_Assistance5652: I will buy MSFT when Value sub retards lose hope on it. [+9] u/Gom_KBull: bols cant even afford shambles at this rate [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Lol Block cutting 40% of their jobs is because they are a failing company and they had to find a way to make it sound like AI was the reason. Another overreaction by anything SaaS related. [+9] u/Stutteringstew: I should have just stayed out today. [+9] u/Sick0h: DeepSeek4 reportedly able to spell BOOBIES like an old school calculator without having to turn it upside down. Very bearish for the market. [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Block probably won't exist in 5 years and "AI" is their cover to lay people off. Looks like their bitcoin treasury business isn't working out for them lol fucking clowns. [+9] u/GingaGotJokes: just became a crwv bagholder [+9] u/Crackbot420-69: My moves tomorrow: jerk off, eat a frozen pizza, lose most of my paycheck, repeat. [+9] u/-IQ200: Sir, they hit the 2nd NVDA. [+9] u/LasyKuuga: Me looking for a new job Market oh yeah it’s recession time 😊 [+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: NFLX wow. Won't match paramount and will continue buybacks. A straight up win win. [+9] u/PassiveF1st: Who sold 81c against their NFLX shares on Tuesday? THIS GUY [+9] u/LasyKuuga: >Netflix has declined to increase its offer for WBD says its “no longer financially attractive” WBD just like me fr fr [+9] u/GoZukkYourself: It's disturbing how many people here who I've seen say they are interested in gold and silver minors. Wait until they are gold and silver adults you sick bastards!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/78mbmsgraxlg1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f9b9acfe1dc83f509bdfe550a227bd05b6f9bf [+9] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: People suck cock at driving [+9] u/rpthrowah: Netflix forcing Paramount to overpay for WBD will be studied for many years to come [+9] u/---Right--Tackle---: #every Green Day is followed by red. Every red followed by green. 2026 only exists to bankrupt your LEAPS [+9] u/TheKiMoChi2020: It is my pleasure to lose money with yall [+9] u/BushReagan84: -26% on the port today. Fuck you Jensen [+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: If we don't break 700 tomorrow my move is back in with mom and dad [+9] u/Seadog98: Loaded my asshole up with GOOG and MSFT before close [+9] u/Candid_Consequence94: Why Microsoft always tanks after hours? [+9] u/Robertooo14: My fault guys I bought 1 Microsoft share so it dumped [+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: msft is down I think cause block cut 40% jobs which means If many enterprises: Slow hiring Freeze headcount Cut workers Then over time: Microsoft 365 seat growth slows Copilot seat expansion slows Enterprise IT budgets tighten [+9] u/GTS980: Hello my name is Why is MSFT down AH. I was born in the city of Why is MSFT down AH in the state of Why is MSFT down AH. I almost died at birth because why is MSFT down AH caused a blockage in my Why is MSFT down AH but luckily doctor Why is MSFT down AH could operate on my Why is MSFT down AH and save my life. Thanks for listening. [+8] u/-TrueFacts-: When ugly, low IQ people say they decided they don't want kids..... I almost want to say "thank you" 🫶 [+8] u/Pure_Sir5819: thank god I bought a single 1dte 90$ put on Duolingo just before close to hedge my 50,000 dollar position [+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: fucking PoorWeave DebtWeave ScamWeave pulling down my precious beloved 300-bound baby-Google $NBIS [+8] u/InternationalTop2410: Duol is a bankrupt company within 5 years [+8] u/gjbaca17: I’ve looked into DUOL and CRWV a bit these past weeks, and don’t own any puts… I am a failure to my family :( [+8] u/hermeskino715: Who the hell bought DUOL thinking "This is a great stock to buy"? Who was the regard that bought at 540? Lmao [+8] u/Usedillusion7: Imagine caring more about the money you lost than you do about the friends you made along the way. Couldn't be me [+8] u/Wulfgarlives: when you exit heavy NFLX longs yesterday to go into NVDA and then add spy to it today 😔😔 [+8] u/powerboner: Hanging myself by EOD tomm EDIT: Dear Reddit, this was a joke. TYFYATTM [+8] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Duolingo to become the latest company to go bankrupt 😂 [+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: Muther F\*ckers always be releasing biggest news right after close.. NFLX 🚀 [+8] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: r/valueinvesting in utter shambles [+8] u/jerm2z: After hours is so boring. And then next you’re gonna tell me the weekend is coming too [+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bill Gates ate my ass [+8] u/Cav829: Congrats, RKLB: at least you're not tanking? [+8] u/Tay_Tay86: Remember in the SOTU how many times he bragged about the market. You're welcome plebs [+8] u/nadoterisback: MSFT definitely delisted from Nasdaq and bankrupt by end of decade [+8] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Market doesn't believe this lying coreweave snake shilling his dogshit company and would rather reward me, the humble put buyer [+8] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Just downloading my tax forms. Did you guys know your accountant can see all your regarded options trades? Honestly embarrassed to send it to him, he thinks I’m a functioning adult. [+8] u/Kickboy21: MSFT dumping because i’m balls deep in it and didnt take profits at $407 today [+8] u/orangeyougladiator: > Netflix Declines to Raise Offer for Warner Bros. There you go [+8] u/ThatGuyDan123: My netflix shares would have printed… IF I HAD ANY!!! [+8] u/No-Kaleidoscope-2891: So all NFLX needs to do is walk away collect the \~2B break-up fee and stock rebounds to at least 100? [+8] u/diefy7321: NFLX will make a series how they cucked Paramount out of $2.8B smh lmao [+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Bought 5 random 85c 1dte on Netflix today... my past self was a genius. [+8] u/rpthrowah: Imagine not buying NFLX at 80 🤣🤣🤣 [+8] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: What the fuck are we supposed to do all day now that ai can do our job? Depression incoming. [+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Puts are the new calls [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: Jack is showing you how to do it at Block. Companies need to fire 70-80% of their employees. Any remaining workers must work 80 hours a week at or near minimum wage. No benefits, 3 days vacation but cannot be used together. Protect and grow shareholder value at all costs! [+8] u/WinstonBuddyBro: https://preview.redd.it/y3sg5lxljxlg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c6b819485fbbd57fb701aad30ae4da29fbd7b4 Looks like we have an upside down hanging meat stick pattern. Super bullish [+8] u/StonkaTrucks: The SPX put I bought at open for $910 peaked at $5622 and closed at $170. [+8] u/Pete26l96: Why I got so much pleasure from seeing DUOL drop is crazy, I'm not even invested but I've considered it as a speculative position for a while. I guess it just makes me feel better about being down 15% on AMZN lol. [+8] u/TransformersScorge: Block says to reduce workforce to just under 6,000 from over 10,000 America 🇺🇸 is winning. So many jobs. 6% gdp. All bullshit. [+8] u/N0Ability: The day NVIDIA misses this shit is going -30% . [+8] u/hermeskino715: If you didn't like MSFT @ 415/405/400 but FOMO'D back in @ 390s, then you'll love it @ 380 [+8] u/OrangMiskin: Bill Gates’ peen is too Microsoft [+8] u/hallett21: Bill gates and his dirty dick ruined everything [+8] u/gonebymidnite: DUOL changing logo to a black swan [+8] u/Gom_KBull: Deport the bols pls, all they do is lose money [+8] u/Moepenmoes: Spy 700 monday 28th of december lmao in 2050 lmaoooooooooooooo [+8] u/kazkeb: It's okay guys. Everything will be fine. Captain Saylor and the USS Shitcoin will save the market. [+8] u/WarmCan3034: ai killing my stocks, ai killing my job, I'm getting fucked from all sides [+8] u/rebel-capitalist: What’s cooking with MSFT ? Anyone ? [+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: We’re dumping again tomorrow aren’t we [+8] u/Positive-Rise5145: NETFLIX MY BEAUTIFUL GOAT I LOVE YOU [+8] u/knoqd_: Whole sub would be celebrating. Which is why it won’t happen [+7] u/le_pedal: Life changing 3% raise let's go [+7] u/jda823: 2nd half of the day felt like a setup for a big dump tomorrow. They just needed to get people to buy in first. They pumped it on a nothing story about Iran, where nothing really was expected to happen anyway [+7] u/AnywhereSalty7466: poor duolingo, how do you say i'm fucked in 10 different languages? [+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Really starting to get the hang of this losing money thing. I was winning for so long I forgot what losing every day felt like. [+7] u/Kickboy21: I have never seen such fuckery clown shit like MSFT [+7] u/Wowmuchrya: This market is a traders paradise due to ai delusion syndrome. Every 5 min some stock +- 5%s from some dumbass speculation and then 1h later completely reverses the move lmao. [+7] u/svpa3991: BIG BEAUTIFUL PUMP on my memestocks [+7] u/kazkeb: Bulls thinking that they won and bears lost because SPY only closed at 689 instead of the 685 day low is the pure retardium I expect from this sub [+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: NFLX popping to highs not seen since an hour ago [+7] u/longlurke: Block cutting half their workforce despite record earning is insane. Software engineer in general has a ton of spending power, if more company starts following this US economy will feel the pain. [+7] u/Fernyfern7: Jesus christ 4000 jobs deleted at Block for AI [+7] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: You cant learn Klingon on DUOL? No wonder it crashed LMFAO [+7] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Almost bought calls in MSFT at 3:30pm but decided not to because I’ve been making very regarded decisions lately. Inverse Regardium Leviosa [+7] u/eon_of_ian: MSFT ceo says "AI Slop" and investors go dumpy? Okay CNBC... [+7] u/WombatShwambat: The Cybertrucks new active noise canceling feature promises to drown out the screams of the passengers trapped in the battery fire frantically looking for a hidden emergency door handle [+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: The average semen load contains 220,000 terabytes of data... my wife is a data center [+7] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Why is Microsoft dropping [+7] u/trent_upscale: Gates in the 9/11 files [+7] u/nemo_hoesss: Shitty ass Crwv bringing down nbis [+7] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: Block Inc is basically how AI will be used. To bump companies hitting a growth wall or in decline to pump momentarily. Use that pump to exit imo [+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: NVDA should fire 90% of their staff so the stock can go up 100% [+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: My MSFT calls are no longer itm 😁 [+7] u/EmbarrassedClub1609: All this AH red makes me imagine the endless green dildos tomorrow [+7] u/night_shredder: RKLB to 140 was promised to me 3000 years ago [+7] u/tails2729: For some reason every time I read RKLB, I read it as RBLK and think it's Roblox. I need to be put in a psych ward for study. Can you believe I'm allowed to trade on margin? [+7] u/NewDawn101: So paramount is gonna buy Warner with debt of $111b. Paramount doesn’t make any money, WB hasn’t had positive cash flow for last 3 years. How are they gonna service this debt if no company is generating any net income? [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Most of you are NPCs. There are only around 50 real humans on earth and I am one of them. LMAO🤌 [+7] u/FuckleUp: Some casinos allow you to surrender your blackjack hand for 50% - this needs to happen for option swings [+7] u/Bichael-Murry: this $msft is such a complete bag of shit tbh RESTRUCTURING NOW [+7] u/D1finalboss: Tech bulls got their balls chewed off today huh [+7] u/sloanemonroe: Why the after hour dip? [+7] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: The sound of a thousand rugs all crying out at once [+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Sold my NFLX calls today. It hurts. [+7] u/duddnddkslsep: SPY 700 tomorrow, mark my words [+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: HOLY SHIT NFLX my calls might save me from my SPY call loss if this holds tomorrow [+7] u/PayneTrain181999: Netflix: “Lol, you can have it, we’ll use that money to get our One Piece show all the way to the time skip.” [+7] u/Sick0h: Based on current returns YTD for the market I’ll be able to retire sometime around the year 2900 [+7] u/arbitraryBlue: Paramount better make a live action Scooby Doo with Danny DeVito as Fred and Sydney Sweeney as Velma. Perfect cast tbh [+7] u/ConstantAd1: >Ellison often speaks to connections at the White House and in at least one phone call engaged in a dialogue about possibly axing some of the CNN hosts whom Donald Trump is said to loathe, including Erin Burnett and Brianna Keilar, the people said. two hotties, why 🥭 [+7] u/bearhunter429: #Paramount buying WBD with Saudi money. Prepare to watch movies and documentaries about Allah and Jihad on HBO LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: NFLX was a steal at 77, but most of you are gonna buy until tomorrow at 100, tale as old as time LMAOOOOO [+7] u/UFuked: I'm going to start releasing AI slop music and get famous. [+7] u/Evander85: Lost a lot of money today so naturally put in a tilt revenge trade to get it all back or lose 3x more [+7] u/I_work_too_much: 6 months of crawling out of the dumpster half the week then getting liquidated again by Friday. What a life. [+7] u/EvolvingDior: The Dow is down 2.5% from Pamela Jo's appearance before Congress. The Dow started it's nosedive that very day. Dow 50,000 will henceforth be forever known as the market's **pedo limit.** [+7] u/bearhunter429: >Block (formerly Square) laying off roughly 50% of its workforce (4,000 employees) #Holy fuck that's crazy (even though I predicted it) LMAO🤌 [+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: So if you bought Duo 5 years ago ... [+7] u/StanIeyDruckenmiller: RKLB solid earnings but will dump because people are impatient [+7] u/glazedds: imagine thinking selling more shovels would save the market LMFAO [+7] u/jqman69: Come on netflix, take that breakup fee [+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: I mean we all knew coreweave was gonna go down [+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: AVGO continues fucking me even AH, lol [+7] u/Ok-Cockroach5677: Dividend investing is so back [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: If I saw 10 million fireflies not only would I not believe my eyes but I’d also be quite concerned something was happening I didn’t need to be around for [+7] u/Tay_Tay86: The fuck happened to MSFT afterhours? Did they turn CoPilot into Mecha Mussolini? [+7] u/cbusoh66: RKLB Neutron delayed again...Shocking [+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Tom Lee lied Bols died [+7] u/Humble_Explanation32: what happened now? why crashing [+7] u/Country_Gravy420: Well...they are evacuating all non-essential staff from embassies in the region. Kushner and Co. demanded zero enrichment from Iran, which Iran said is a non-starter. Iran said any strike would trigger a region-wide "devastating" war and the carrier group will be docked off the coast of Haifa by tomorrow evening Israel time. Buckle up, motherfuckers. It's going to get bumpy. [+7] u/Status-Net2947: Got 3k Cash. Ready to put everything into this MSFT drop Baby [+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: The retards who bought those 4:14pm calls sweating balls rn [+7] u/automaticman89: All this vibe-coded software that will put software companies out of business is created by running inference in MSFT and AMZN datacenters and will be hosted in MSFT and AMZN datacenters. [+7] u/Burtonwurton: Look what happened when Elon bought twitter and fired 80% of staff. Looks more like hippie Dorsey just creates bloated ass companies. [+6] u/StonkaTrucks: Deposited three times today amounting to half my tax refund. Ended the day losing about 20% of it. Can't withdraw until Monday now, so I'll probably gamble it all away tomorrow. Look forward to explaining it to my wife so she can finally arrange an intervention or something. The gambling problem rolls right along. [+6] u/gratatatatatatat: Starting a class action lawsuit against theta gang [+6] u/gratatatatatatat: this range bound chop is so amazing it makes me want to MERGE INTO TRAFFIC WITHOUT LOOKING [+6] u/Valkorion335786: Me riding into battle (merging on to the highway)to hunt down (side swipe) the settlers (Kia Souls) and get them off my land (the left lane) [+6] u/31andnotdone: this orgy sure is off to a slow start [+6] u/---Right--Tackle---: #imagine being the richest man in the world and choosing to fuck Grimes. WTFFFFFF [+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #ANTHROPIC added to the terrorist list following the Pentagon's rejection - WAPO [+6] u/gratatatatatatat: 15% tariffs, NVDA er, wow spy must have had a craz- +0.7% over the last 5 days 🫩 [+6] u/DefinitionOk3737: What has been the point of all this AI spending? It's been years of preach that AI would make scientific innovations and cure diseases. Here we are 4 years+ in and what do we have? AI slop, AI Deepfakes, Vibe Coding and more government surveillance. The 1 year AI hype run up was totally worth the shitty economy, mass layoffs, margin compression, etc [+6] u/GuyFaulks77: wtf happened AH? Why is spy tanking [+6] u/Open-Yak-3708: #Hahahhahahahahhahahahha, fucking bols were trapped in nvda at 198 premarket, and within an hour it was 185, nobody got a chance to exit the bloodbath...like a bunch of rats runnin around on a sinking ship [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Thank you all for your attention to today’s matter. [+6] u/ConstantAd1: Duolingo the type of stock r/valueinvesting loves [+6] u/Lcc30: Went from up 20k to down 10k. Terrible day fml [+6] u/DahyunDabFan: Asking the sperm bank for a cash advance call that private credit [+6] u/---Right--Tackle---: #imagine not changing your mind when the facts change [+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Duolingo just declared they're being launched into the sun [+6] u/Popular_Song3371: i own 4 shares of DUOL and am down $406 [+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Odds the duol CEO cries on the earnings call? [+6] u/Valkorion335786: YouTube finance bros quietly pulling videos where they told people to buy NVDA for earnings [+6] u/BIP3N: DUOL bird about to permanently change color form green to red 🙂‍↕️ [+6] u/moorhound: CoreWeave full steam ahead to bankruptcy [+6] u/cashflow_: NO ONE EVEN ASKS ME HOW IM DOING OR HOW MY FAST WENT. FUCKING WHATEVER IM NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN. u/OSRSkarma GO AHEAD AND BAN ME BRO I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS [+6] u/Miker1730: MSFT doing its thing lol [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/TrickyDickCheney made a bet that QQQ would go to 600.0 within **4 hours** when it was 605.956 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/TreGet234: Wsb 2026 portfolio only down 2.3% ytd. Almost back to breakeven!! [+6] u/OptionGamble: 4 months of nearly no movement lol [+6] u/ih8myylife: Whats the news on microsoft? Whys it getting smashed [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Did some technical analysis (looked at the 1 yr spy chart for 15 seconds) and yeah we’re fucked [+6] u/Burtonwurton: MSFT max pain tomorrow is $392, you guys still think it’s just a coincidence. Fucking MMs and institutions robbing everyone out here. [+6] u/No-Bee-4692: Debtweave strikes again [+6] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Bought CRM and Duol before close, fml [+6] u/throwingitanyway: #THIS IS THE BIG ONE, EVERYONE SELL EVERYTHING! [+6] u/ratfukabich: Is Block really what ends the party? Jack fucking Dorsey? Whoever wrote this script can lick my fuckin rat bag this movie sucks [+6] u/TreGet234: Currently contemplating actually reducing my US exposure to 0 outside of SMH. Gonna get ram via korea so i don't need stinky US companies that just get sold off or manipulated by MMs. [+6] u/booose6: SPY wants to roll over and die so bad [+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Alright MSFT, can you stop overreacting to no news and stop dumping [+6] u/andsto2: Will we ever see a Green Day again? [+6] u/No-Improvement3164: That pump into close was a 🪤 [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won --- /u/Fiddli made a bet that NFLX would go to 91.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 78.41 and it did, congrats autist. Their record is now 16 wins and 13 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win! [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/UltimateRocker10: The hell is happening with Netflix [+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: NETFLIX calls waking up from slumber... [+6] u/Wallahi-broski: Hopefully NFLX doesn't fade till tomorrow. [+6] u/jeffynihao: Dorsey cut 40% employees and stock goes up 30%. What in the fuq [+6] u/Life-Industry-1131: Cheering for layoffs so a company performs, the young and grim levels of dystopia. What a time [+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I’m happy for Netflix bulls but I’m worried about Warner bros future that’s on Ellision hands [+6] u/Tigulla_SRT24: Finally break even ok NFLX Sold all my shares $1 profit over all [+6] u/RobertFKennedy: Was Nflx the most obvious buy? Dang it [+6] u/mikeytho1: I hadn't checked Duolingo stock since it was in the 500's. When I opened it today to see low 90's, I figured they must've done a stock split. But nope, just down 80% in 9 months the good old fashioned way lmfao [+6] u/hv876: RDDT could spend all the money in actually having better servers so this shit app runs well. Instead they spend money on changes to app that no one asked for [+6] u/bearhunter429: #Why futes drillin? Did Bubba say something LMAO🤌 [+6] u/DickiesDippinDicks: Thank god I sold my NFLX 3/6 80c 3 days ago for .71 Yeah it turned into a 10 bagger today And now it’s a 25 bagger tomorrow…. Fuuuuuuuvking killl me [+6] u/IThinkMyLegsRBroke: I’ve been saying NFLX for dayyyys now [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: What is NFLX going to do with that extra $2.8 billion? Maybe make Cuties 2? [+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Sir, another red candle has hit every fucking stock [+6] u/EnginrA: I have to poop but I don’t want to [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: If you hold calls over this weekend and don't close tomorrow when we go up God help you [+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Ok spy is recovering. We’re good [+6] u/theummeower: NFLX pulling out of WBD. Now we know why it pumped today. News leaked early [+6] u/collegefootballfan69: Sold 3000 of NFLX at 95.56. I am done for tomorrow [+6] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Im depressed. Cant look at netlfix. Why did i sell 😭😭 [+6] u/tommyboy441: Don’t tease me like this GOOGL [+6] u/DatePositive6135: 2500 shares of Netflix sold at $92.90 for an average profit of $8.30/ share = one very happy family. [+6] u/No-Paint-5726: Why is paramount so hellbent on purchasing discovery lol. [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Paramount buying CNN Puts on America [+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Home Depot is running an unadvertised special on caulk. Just go to customer service and say you need a lot of caulk, and they'll give you what you need. [+6] u/Get_dat_money: everyone already knew RKLB would have a delay for Nuetron- that was priced in- will be green by morning [+6] u/Terrible-Quarter: I was told the Dow was at 50k [+6] u/donkeybray: Our NFLX $95 bros are almost saved. [+6] u/zlordbeats: bruh just crash this pos already [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: If companies are shrinking workforce every year which will happen: Then these companies will suffer the most Workday – HR systems scale with employee count Paychex – payroll volume falls ADP – fewer employees = lower processing revenue Robert Half – recruiting demand collapses [+6] u/nknk_3: Tomorrow SPY will be either above 685 or below 685. Follow me for similar market analysis [+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: I'll just watch Netflix ticker until 8pm [+6] u/iliveasimplelife: Fuck yes NFLX..i thought my app was glitching [+6] u/TreGet234: Starting to think spy might be permanently dead. The defensives have absurd valuations and tech is destroying itself through capex. [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I'm down like 3% on semi ETF. Will it come back up? I'm stressing lol [+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I could pick up a parking cone with my asshole rn [+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Ignoring my wife and kids to read daily thread [+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/alakesomewhere made a bet that NVDA would go to 220.0 within **1 day** when it was 196.456 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+6] u/EvolvingDior: The fact that McDonalds or Home Depot have a larger market cap than Boeing just blows my mind. [+6] u/SilverPrivateer: I just vibe coded a list of employees that could be replaced with AI for my boss without being asked, it's called being proactive. [+6] u/JugoShvili: God I nearly bought NFLX at $75 I’m sick [+6] u/United-Win-2432: Raise your hand if you drive a manual [+6] u/WingedScapula420: Ok so just to be clear, Paramount, a company in debt, will buy Warner Bros, also very in debt, with borrowed Saudi money, to create a giant pile of debt that is also the definition of a media monopoly. [+6] u/PositiveToe2761: In 2 years the headline will be: “Paramount underwater in debt after shaky WB acquisition and lack of growth in users, NFLX to step in with bid” [+6] u/WallofNarwhal: Also, this shit is so obviously going green tomorrow, and I’m a ber lol [+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: So someone bet 14 million on Netflix before it went up above 9% in AH today. https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2026869887373570494?t=745E2rdSWhsblXuai43iRg&s=19 [+6] u/Soladification: Well now that they flushed everyone out of their positions they can continue the pump tomorrow [+6] u/abroadbroadband: # CHEEKS GETTING WRECKED!!! [+6] u/Eur0stept: Damn Duolingo really going to 0 [+6] u/wildcat1055: Which clown school did you graduate from? The WSB school of economics 🤡 [+6] u/photosynthescythe: If you got a tax return you are poor. I don’t make the rules [+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: RKLB in the trump files or what? [+6] u/am22fcw: Square laying off half its workforce lmao [+6] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: CRWV u slut stop effecting APLD [+6] u/kalakesri: What’s Zohran’s secret 🥭 is happier next to him than his wife [+6] u/sixtheperfectnumber: Only one trade away from February being "my month" [+6] u/gratatatatatatat: Anyone who comments in daily thread after new thread opens should get some kind of retard label for a day [+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Everyone gets a trip to poverty!!!!!! [+6] u/MeepoSpam24-7: made 80$ scalping.. I call it a win. I can have chipotle now [+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Market has no more pumps left 🪦 [+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Shit probably should’ve sold MSFT today [+6] u/_robyspider_: Just lost 10k due to nvida, might just yolo the rest [+6] u/BladeFireQ: Bro what did happen ATFH my full port was green today, now is red 💀 [+6] u/Cav829: Just think of this as a preview of when we go to 24/7 markets and these selldowns happen at 1:30 in the morning. [+6] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: NVIDIA PRICE TARGET RAISED TO $265.00/SHARE FROM $250.00 BY JP MORGAN that’s where the good druggies are [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: She’s a 10 but she’s MSFT calls [+6] u/nebgy: Calling it now msft opens 410+ [+6] u/BushReagan84: [We are the exit liquidity](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/02/26/small-investors-buy-nvidia-in-record-numbers-after-thursdays-open.html) 🤌 [+6] u/CathieMyQueen: This market is a paper hands worst nightmare (me) [+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Netflix, Inc. today announced that it has declined to raise its offer for Warner [+6] u/Similar-Tip-5340: What’s going with Netflix ? [+6] u/suizman: WTF $NFLX??? My calls may not be cooked at all [+6] u/bunnibly: Fuckin' clown market [+6] u/Relevant7040: And I sold nflx 80 calls yesterday like a true regard [+6] u/FullRetard50: NFLX saves money and invests capital into another form of content. You belong here if you can’t see that [+6] u/gratatatatatatat: Hes alive in israel playing fortnite [+5] u/RoccoFb: Went from losing money on options to buying stocks in the summer, said “hey , dual lingo looks like a good company”… [+5] u/devereaux: Is anyone really surprised by Duolingo? They've completely ruined their own service with ads and degraded content through AI. [+5] u/kemar7856: Coreweave should have tanked to like $70 tf [+5] u/Lumix3: Wait, Duolingo was $500 last year? [+5] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Imagine buying DUOL at 500 dollars last year 🫵🤡 [+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: Going all in Netflix tomorrow! [+5] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: While all software stocks are below their 200-day, approximately 89% of semiconductor stocks remain above it, the widest gap ever recorded between these two sectors. [+5] u/IslandExact429: Microsoft is down .9% after hours Why is everyone freaking out [+5] u/thadcorn: I can't wait for a future Tesla earnings call where Elon announces he is the first man to impregnate Optimus and there is a partnership with Polymarket to guess on the gender. [+5] u/isospeedrix: YO WAT HAPPD TO MSFT fk my calls are toast [+5] u/Difficult-Ask2278: MSFT CRM and NOW all taking a huge dump AH, how peculiar [+5] u/IslandExact429: Okay what happened with MSFT? [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #fuck technology stocks all my homies hate technology stocks [+5] u/MagneticRetard: you didn't buy MSFT thinking it's going to be different this time right bol? [+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 680 690 [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Gotta go to a damn happy hour and pretend to be normal [+5] u/EyeSea7923: Stupid prosperous economy and outperforming companies. Market hates progress. [+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Lol @ anyone buying CRWV. They pay over 1B in interest alone. They’re going bankrupt [+5] u/OptionGamble: Block causing more after hours movement than nivida did. wtf [+5] u/Pojihut: i've been trimming NFLX all week as it rose, regretting it now [+5] u/Usedillusion7: Imagine the cognitive difference the repubs in the hearing have to have in order to grill Hillary about the Epstein files but not say anything about 🥭. Hillary name less than 700 mango Mussolini 38,000 times [+5] u/TheoryInttro: Ok, ramen it is. The cheap bulk kind. [+5] u/bearhunter429: #bol got DESTROYED today just as I predicted. More destruction tomorrow. LMAO🤌 [+5] u/Status-Net2947: Whoever is heavily invested in Duolingo belongs here [+5] u/Big_Cryptographer863: SPY got spared. -6% on nvda and only -0.5% on spy? Nah [+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: RKLB looking good so far edit: nm [+5] u/socrates4eva: DUOL down big after earning. Are we going to zero? [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Ur telling me Netflex dropped all the mast 3 months because they wanted to buy warner bros. [+5] u/KittyLover-7: Duol 1y chart looks like it’s going down a never ending water slide [+5] u/Ascertion: !banbet DUOL $100 7d [+5] u/Sick0h: Are they related to computer? If yes, buy puts at open day after earnings. Profit. [+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Well I’m green YTD. Time for shit to hit the fan. [+5] u/ShitpostSulthan: XYZ laying off 40% of its workforce ? is it true ? [+5] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: Might buy some DUOL just cause I like to root for the underdog [+5] u/kalakesri: The play is to check White House visit schedules and buy calls [+5] u/aftherith: They killed the duol owl [+5] u/OrangMiskin: Fuck you MSFT, puts on Bill Gates [+5] u/br0botic: I’m so tired of being a bagholder [+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Calls on zero day work week [+5] u/mallison945: Hey 🥭! The radical left thinks you won’t legalize cocaine [+5] u/This_Huckleberry_473: Wtf happened to MSFT? Fucking Christ [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: You can’t eat AI, we’re gonna go to far with this lol the billionaire class better hope they can get to their NZ bunkers in time [+5] u/Martian-Finance: I wonder whether commodities are less stressful than stocks [+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Reminder - if you are reading this, you are a Redditor [+5] u/drakilian: Microsoft remembering it's a dogshit stock in the after hours I see [+5] u/yushey__: Told my girl that I’m going to the gym turn off my location and I’m headed to the casino with 2.5 K [+5] u/modder9: Was MSFT found in the files after close? [+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: How come no one is talking about MSFT I just scanned through the last 200 posts. [+5] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Was msft earnings today? [+5] u/Miker1730: here we go about AI software disruption bullsheit again [+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: try and tell me this is a bull market [+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Welp, finally getting out of this range and it ain’t to the upside lads [+5] u/kazkeb: Bulls starting to look like they've been cooked in a car in Puerto Vallarta right now [+5] u/trent_upscale: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [+5] u/kuun0113: Why invest in a company named after your penis? [+5] u/jer72981m: All software that bounced today is bleeding after hours [+5] u/baller1able: I'm glad I stopped believing in MSFT cause this stock is ass 😂 [+5] u/WarmCan3034: huh what happened to msft [+5] u/EyeSea7923: Great now RKLB forgot to say thank you. [+5] u/ev01ution: 50% in MSFT and 50% in Rklb. Fuck me [+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: >You lying sack of shit, I'll beat your sorry ass blue -my co-worker's speaker phone. [+5] u/jokull1234: Block up 25% because they’re laying off 40% of the company. Here comes a layoff tidal wave [+5] u/Val44x: Everyone knows the next bull run is over in Japan. Asian money leaving the market. [+5] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: How long until wsb realizes spy isn’t the move this year [+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #have you ever wondered why dead people make the best investors? It’s because they’re not emotional and retarded like you 🫵🏻. They’re dead [+5] u/HistorianMuch8963: Claude erasing companies 1 by 1. Capitalism final boss [+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: seeing so many bears saying ai is a bubble and a scam, very bullish. [+5] u/Usedillusion7: Everyone is thinking about it but nobody will say it. Bols are 10 times more pathetic on red days than bears are on green days and it's not even close. Nobody deserves what the market is about to do to your port more than a cocky wsb permabull. [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: My spy 650 comment getting downvoted tells me everything I need to know [+5] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: overleveraged doesn't even scratch the fucking surface [+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: So if every large company does layoffs, then earnings will rise which will pump stocks at first and then demand will lower as less people have jobs and then stocks will fall [+5] u/BushReagan84: #THEY TOOK ERR JERBS - recently laid of Block employees [+5] u/unclefire: Watch all these companies circle jerking over AI fail miserably and then have to go on a hiring binge to fix all the shit AI messed up. [+5] u/Much-Management9823: Got a promotion with a 25% raise today, what do I sabotage my good fortune on by yoloing [+5] u/No-Bee-4692: Whoever bought coreweave puts before close is gonna be eating well [+5] u/Maximum-Sign-5983: Mods can’t get me a gold card but everyone else can. 😡 [+5] u/Gom_KBull: **CRWV 2026 bills:** * Capex: \~$30B+ * Interest expense: \~$2.7B * Debt principal (near-term OEM/vendor financing): \~$4.2B * Operating costs (leases, labor, hosting): \~$7B * **Total estimated 2026 cash obligations: \~$40-45B+** Cash on hand: $1.9B to $3B Operating Income: $0.9 - $1.1B Meta-backed Loan: $8.5B **wtf coreweave jfc** [+5] u/Turtletwoshells: Omg Netflix imma nut [+5] u/Berto_: NFLX said...Aight I'm out! [+5] u/vermilli21: Oh fuck you NFLX, I sold my call before closed and it does this?! [+5] u/YouDontKnowDino: Feeling pretty good about dumping my spy calls right before closing [+5] u/Xzlk: My NFLX bags are green, holy fuck ima get emotional [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Iran looms over your port menacingly [+5] u/zurijer: Thank god NFLX didn’t raise. LMAO Took the free 2.8bn to the fking bank and PSKY going bankrupt in 2-3 years. [+5] u/katrav86: # ohai. y is trash QQQ still dumping? i thought indexes only go up??? [+5] u/vermilli21: Gonna find a rope after this NFLX pump after I just sold my calls before closed [+5] u/zephyrs85: Special thanks to the regard Joseph Carlson for making me a Duolingo bag holder [+5] u/Xzlk: I bought NFLX cause I was excited about the HBO deal. I bagheld NFLX anticipating it to go through and hold long term. Now I’m getting bailed out by the deal not going through. I suck at this in every way. [+5] u/clubdirthill: Congrats to the Ellisons on their massive overpayment on a declining asset. Looking forward to Netflix purchasing them in two years for pennies on the dollar. [+5] u/Gom_KBull: Coreweave investors about to learn a valuable life lesson about identifying ponzi schemes [+5] u/EvolvingDior: The Nasdaq's performance YTD has been insanely bad. [+5] u/deepsvar: The most obvious buy was NFLX and I missed it. Damn… [+5] u/XorAndNot: I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed. [+5] u/Awesome____Sauce: Salesforce shouldn't have 80k employees tbh [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Bulls be like: open by green [+5] u/Maximumm_Drawdowns: Trading account tends to do best on days I don’t trade [+5] u/JayRoo83: Apparently I made $500 in dividends last year somehow I just assume I had my cash parked in SPY when that happened since that was not intentional lol [+5] u/bearhunter429: #Netflix wins by failing in its bid LMAO🤌 [+5] u/Kickboy21: I sold 4400 shares of NFLX at $77 last friday for a loss and bought MSFT at $397 🤡 [+5] u/BFox1982: Fuck the police type shit, fuck the authority. [+5] u/jmc774: NFLX actually did some 4d chess. They get free money and they made Paramount cook themselves [+5] u/callsonreddit: If I get cosmetic surgery on my hand.. Is it called a hand job? [+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Been a long time since the S&P was range bound this long [+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: DUOL might find SLV its drilling so hard [+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I may be broke, but at least I'm handsome [+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Wow futures are blood red [+5] u/Better-Call-SauI: I'm getting tired of US stock market being total shit. Should I just move all my money to Europe? [+5] u/NewDawn101: So my fellow Netflix call holders do we sell tomorrow for massive gains or do we get greedy and let it ride for another 30-50% bounce in stock price over the following weeks? [+5] u/leestowncat: lol I’m sick of stocks ready for the weekend. [+5] u/StophJS: Who knew a deal falling through could be so lucrative [+5] u/FullCopy: Let’s face it, vertical SaaS companies, like Salesforce are just overpriced relics from the 90s. [+5] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: So much shit happening in the world. I just don’t even know what stock to pick anymore because everything is… #FUCKED!!! [+5] u/astromouse2024: I was only kind of joking about the whole ‘spy opening at 685 lol’ bit [+5] u/Val44x: Overnight rug pull we need a real -3% move [+5] u/cbusoh66: Block may be the first to slash almost half of its workforce in one full swoop, but other CEOs and CFOs are watching and will be planning similar moves. This is not some isolated incident, the AI fears on software companies are well founded. [+5] u/casey-primozic: I should have bought 100 shares of NFLX for CCs. Fuck me in the asshole. [+5] u/Burtonwurton: I just need AMZN and MSFT to do EXACTLY what NFLX is doing right now. I want off this retarded ass ride. [+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: I guess the market wants AI usage, not more AI buildout [+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: I knew netflix will 🚀 one day and yet i sold 😭 [+5] u/KrabbyPattyCereal: The worst part about buying calls is you can’t trade them after hours [+5] u/WarmCan3034: Omg Netflix bros saved [+5] u/LasyKuuga: >Stocks 📉 “Nah I ain’t buying that shit” >Stock 📈 “ Why didn’t I buy it 😢” Chat why yall like this? [+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Como estas Duolingo ? 😦 [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Who does a 40% layoff. [+5] u/Thetatterer: I was a freshman at OSU in 96’ and had free panties (Victoria’s Secret” in my new dorm room, a “freebie” from Les Wexner. The note said “Welcome!” All freshman females got them. And the note was from LW. [+5] u/wildcat1055: At least my NFLX stonks will be up tomorrow. [+5] u/Sick0h: Talk your shit bears. Idc if we drop 5%, 10%, 50%. The moment we hit 700 I’m going to be the most insufferable fuck there is. [+5] u/Urzuck: You really know something is fucked up in this market, usually at this time you got the usual crowd chanting "calls it is" "green by open" "just buy the dip", but now there's only silence. [+5] u/FullCopy: AI regards will meet Cryptards at the soup line today. [+5] u/Stealthless: Pencils down kiddos! [+5] u/mklomp7: CRWV puts for tomorrow let’s make some $ [+5] u/Common-Celebration55: RKLB earnings lets goooo! [+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Last day of the month tomorrow you think it ends red 👀 [+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: the woman on bloomberg said INTU is getting hammered and not in a good way.... [+5] u/MentionThen200: You know some ppl thought RKT was RKLB [+5] u/Sweg_OG: SOUN clawing back from the depths [+5] u/Old-Commission2782: Netflix back to $100 soon [+5] u/ultrachem: Bought silver at the lowest point today, portfolio made a +1k swing. Gotta love it [+5] u/kemar7856: Layoffs used to mean that the company is not doing well now recorded profit and were gonna layoff 30k employees just because [+5] u/Same-Brilliant2014: They don't even teach you that! Just the same 4 words forever. [+5] u/Gom_KBull: yo quiero comer culo mucho baybee ❤️ [+5] u/Unlikely-Oil-6434: My guess is that spy will go up 1% in the morning then drop back 1% tomorrow before closed. [+5] u/ShitpostSulthan: why is msft dumping ? [+5] u/Sick0h: If you think Birkins are expensive you should see how much money I’ve blown on my bags [+5] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/3ayr46jxtwlg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f8df18b77a4f284865e317fa764449a7468b8d [+5] u/trent_upscale: Watching three Shaq movies tonight [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: My only trading wish is to see the third circuit breaker before I die [+5] u/Pereise1: Sold my QQQ 605c before close for 30% profit cuz it felt right and I had already made 400% from my QQQ 618p. I might try this vibe trading thing more often cuz that thing's dippin lol. [+5] u/caprividog: Off to watch Shrek on Netflix [+5] u/guy_cloutier: Microslop what a fucking joke [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: Deep economic depression [+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Why is CRM down 3% and MSFT down 1.4% in AH lol [+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Msft forgot who it was today luckily it went back to it's mandatory dumping [+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: wtf happened to msft [+5] u/Puts_on_my_Calls: I might just full port Duolingo Calls tomorrow after IV Crush hits [+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: Make a sandwich out of two of them with Nutella in the middle, you're welcome. [+5] u/Cav829: Oh good, long bond ETFs have hit April 2nd 2025 levels. [+5] u/Nova-JC: Y MSFT getting killed [+5] u/TALLBRANDONDOTCOM: true story, i got laid off from a sweet tech job in Jan after 8 years lol. [+5] u/tsunamiwaves_: tf going on with SaaS? [+5] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: .4% move after hours is not insignificant. Something happened. [+25] u/Vikingnorris: Give us back our money you stupid fucking cock sucking billionaires, we know you’re watching!!!! [+16] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Sitting in an urgent care because my son thought it would be cool to fight a tree...and lose [+16] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: CoreWeave sounds like some miracle hair plugs you get an infomercial for at 4AM. [+16] u/StrangeInsanity: Met a bunch of friends from college after a long time. About 50% of couples that showed up do not have jobs. They are struggling to maintain their expenses with kids and groceries. Most of them got laid off after the company adopted AI tools late last year. They had fairly complex engineering jobs. Some companies even terminated building contracts coz they no longer needed the workforce. [+15] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: lobster mac n cheese for dinner [+14] u/eyerollingsex: Unemployed Made 5k today trading like an absolute retard Is this what it took [+14] u/Big-News-2704: If I get any poorer imma have to dress up like a Russian baddie and go visit Billy Gates [+14] u/215aPhillyiated: Lmao bruh the amc bag holders literally will be left with an empty popcorn bag 😂 [+13] u/Zyklon_Bussy: ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠤⢄⣀⠤⠤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢀⡰⠅⠠⠤⠓⠒⠂⠄⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢰⣾⣶⡄⣼⣿⣒⣒⣲⡄⠀⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⢘⣾⢻⡿⠿⡤⠿⠯⠋⢀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀ ⢻⣄⣀⣀⣀⣈⡰⣤⣴⡿⠂⠀⠸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⣠⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⡮⠭⠭⠭⠥⠐⠊⠁⠀⢠⢠⠀⢳⡀⢀⠤⠒⢲⠁⠀⡯⣺⣇⡀ ⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⣇⠀⢳⠩⣵⠞⠉⠉⠉⠓⣄⣠⡽ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⢢⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡸⣀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢣⣳⠛⠀⠀⠀⠧⠀⠀⢠⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢦⡀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠔⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⠤⢤⣤⡤⠤⠤⠒⢻⠸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡇⠀⠘⠫⢍⣁⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢍⡺⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ [+13] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: Hilarious that crwd and other cyber security crashed because of Claude saying that they can vibe check security flaws and the next day they announce that they’ve been victims of a cyber attack lmfao [+13] u/cryptohorn: Cardi B endorses Jasmine Crockett; Ken Paxton responds with 'Team Nicki Minaj' #please God, I'm ready to go now [+13] u/OnceALoser: Stock market aged me 10 years in past one month. [+13] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Jack dorsey wtf was that about lmao. 40% of workforce wtf lmao [+13] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why is everybody saying tomorrow will be a -3% day?!! 😭😭😭 my asshole hasn’t recovered yet from the continuous pounding [+13] u/Celticsmoneyline: silver is still the trade. don’t get distracted [+12] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: PPI tomorrow. We already see that PCE is up (Poors pay more) and hopefully PPI is down (Corporate Overlords pay less). Very bullish, margins widening. [+12] u/rocier: fuck this fucking shit fuck market [+12] u/oldprecision: If you need more proof that mango simply goes with whatever the last person told him, look no further than another successful Mamdani meeting. [+12] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: Wow such a weird dude that commented right below me. [+12] u/DRCAG3SUN: theres a boomer on YouTube claiming spy will go to 760 by April... LMAOOOOO [+12] u/LostandConfused2024: Think I’m going to go cash gang for a bit. Shit feels weird [+12] u/tombrady011235: https://preview.redd.it/h5l5j8g9tylg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e926cd9e4ed0015e8c2ffdc42cf5d7aaa2141a11 I made quesadillas [+12] u/borat_he_like_you: The reason why DUOL is down because Trump deported all the immigrants so you don't need to learn a new language [+12] u/jonneh: Claude, layoff 4,000 people and restructure my bloated org due to my own mismanagement so that it can continue to function. # *Make no mistakes*. [+12] u/Big-News-2704: My electricity bill fcking doubled. All for these retards to generate cat videos smdh [+11] u/JJdante: Life was simpler when the extent of my gambling was magic the gathering booster packs. [+11] u/Vikingnorris: This sub went from extorting billionaires and pumping and dumping to complaining about their losses wtf happened bros? [+11] u/burneraccount1819: I jerked my shit and I’m still sad [+11] u/BarbellPadawan: My portfolio is perfectly hedged. It loses money in all market environments. [+11] u/5_Little_Luck: Anyone who said “spy 700 EOW easy” should be flaired as a retard [+11] u/mcslopper_bubba: Imagine working so hard on getting a Computer Science degree just to be denied a job because AI is smarter than you 😂 [+10] u/JollyOldBrick: Tomorrow is gonna be calls. I feel it. And for that reason im loading up on puts [+10] u/throwawaydonaldinho: So we edged at the daily high for hours with low volume in to close only to start dumping the second market closed? Very cool very legal. Options volume is controlling indices these days. [+10] u/eyerollingsex: Square fires half their staff Stock Up 20% Merica [+10] u/Prestigious_Crew_467: I wish I got to live and work in a time when layoffs were a last resort and not the first thing that every single exec reflexively does at every possible opportunity [+10] u/Montyprice7206: Hillary has got to hold the record for most testimonies about wrongdoing for a currently unelected person [+10] u/ismebbb: NVDA dropped 9% since the earnings pump lmao [+10] u/Historical_Iron_5920: Spy is going to crash P bondi crashed the Dow it will never reach 50k for another 15 years ! Dumb bitch [+10] u/i_simp_f: Need woman with BPD fuck it lol i'm tryna die [+10] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Hope yall loaded AVGO what a gift before earnings next week [+10] u/lysergalien: Drive by right down the street just popped off. Gotta get rich on 0dtes and get out of this shithole country [+10] u/Montyprice7206: Should I text my now married ex? I ran into her at the supermarket a while back and she said we should get coffee She’s a shitty person but her tits are huge [+10] u/gami2billy: Pro tip: if you trade in incognito the market makers can't see what you're doing [+10] u/CriticalBlackberry90: We are going to fucking rip today [+10] u/ddrsdght: Women will hate on you for being frugal [+10] u/user365735: Why the stock market go like this ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬇️ and not like this⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️??? [+10] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: I'm fully confident this market is just at the beginning of another parabolic rip. [+10] u/fuck_zebster: us hockey team went from living their dream to a pr nightmare after talking to 🥭 for a short few minutes . [+10] u/Big-News-2704: Bring back Sleepy. Tired of this shit bro [+10] u/IllBuyYourCar: Maturing is realizing people driving BMW/AUDI/MBZ are actually broke 90% of the time [+9] u/definatelynotme321: Bidens economy is really testing me [+9] u/hioman01: Pajama traders won, sell everything [+9] u/NFG89: Bears: SPY is under 690 circuit breakers imminent. Bulls: SPY is over 690, 800 imminent. Thetagang: My lobster is too buttery, and my steak is too juicy. [+9] u/borat_he_like_you: If Donald Trump wants to save the stock market and preserve his legacy then he'll need the government to buy AI chips & build data centers "in the interest of the country" If the AI bull market falls, the stock market falls [+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: After taking a closer look, this Jack Dorsey guy kind of seems like a wildly unstable lunatic. Anyone else getting that vibe? [+9] u/Alpha_D0do: I checked my crystal penis and it looks like we’ll be green tomorrow [+9] u/maxmaxm1ghty: Spy is cursed to 670-695 for the foreseeable future. Neither bulls nor bears can win here without clear direction. No downward gravity. No upward momentum. No life. Just numerical meaninglessness without end. We are in purgatory. [+9] u/kaapooj: society lost all its shame, 10 - 20% job cuts for companies in distress are brutal but sensical, but 40%? [+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Y'all see that video of the McDonald's CEO trying a McDonald's burger? The dude did NOT want to eat that 💀 [+9] u/IllBuyYourCar: Never forget when 🥭tweeted “Good time to buy!” hours before putting a pause on tariffs. That was actually legendary and one of the few TRUTHS to ever come out his mouth [+9] u/Ghost1914: Tomorrow about to be very green [+9] u/TequilaTrader: Man, Netflix f’d Paramount. Netflix can buy them both for Penney’s later. Ellison going to take a bath. [+9] u/Working_Sprinkles347: I am going to all cash in my trading account and taking a month off. These last 5 months have been exhausting. No reddit, no Fidelity, no anything to do with the stock market. I would like to read a good book. Any suggestions? [+9] u/JakeSal10: Up 22% this week, down 15% all time. Faaack [+9] u/Exciting_Day4155: How can there be constant layoff news, but the employment data is fine? [+9] u/disgusting-puppy: They want you to fall for it and become exit liquidity. That's the only possible explanation [+8] u/borat_he_like_you: Man fuck the Donald Trump stock market I'm tired of this ghey azz shit and just want to make money [+8] u/borat_he_like_you: I worked for my wife and she laid me off. Said I've been working too much and not fucking her enough LOL 😂 [+8] u/freeze_god69: So you get a 20% boost to your stock for laying off half of your workforce… It really is over boys 🫡 [+8] u/smart_doge: Timing the market beats time in market [+8] u/Ill-Ad1603: I just want $10 million dollars dawg [+8] u/borat_he_like_you: There are not enough jobs for all the people getting laid off [+8] u/xlmtothemoon: goddamn the block and tidal stuff is kinda wild [+8] u/spellbreaker: I'm a moneygician! Here's 8 billion dollars in market cap. I just made 4000 employees disappear. [+8] u/Big-News-2704: This market is hard af [+8] u/pain474: NFLX insiders swimming in millions tomorrow. Check out the 1 DTE open interest for 90$ calls. [+8] u/ServeValuable6460: If an escort that I saw only once 2 years ago immediately remembered me, does that mean she likes me? [+8] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: If you’re stuck bag holding nvidia remember at least you never bought fake meat [+8] u/radishr: NFLX probably planned this along to make Ellison overpay, lmao [+8] u/MarthaJulietta: my god ive been getting obliterated lately. down 400k since november which is a substantial portion of my NW. FML. [+8] u/NFG89: Software Engineers should be setting up consultancies and charging companies an arm and a leg to fix the eventual mess left by AI. [+8] u/Souldrop: Slv puts and qqq calls. Not looking good for me tomorrow… [+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: #FUCK KELLY AND HER BLUE BOOK [+8] u/Super-Extent-1210: Nflx up orcl down. Ellison is Saylor of enterprise software. [+8] u/markandersonfb: Its a scalpers market just dont get 0dte [+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bro what is this new gay ass layout on Reddit. I don’t know what’s an original post and what’s a comment 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 no wonder they’ve been trending down [+8] u/sailortyx56: Tf does the PLTR actually do, if they need Anthropic for mass surveillance???? [+8] u/Datsyuk131313: How to recover generational losses in a single day? Asking for a friend [+8] u/GreyMatter22: AI cat videos are low-key the shizz, totally justified to keep pumping trillions in capex [+8] u/iratezero: War with Iran is not an 'if' it's a 'when.' Something like 35% of the entire US military strike force is in the region, it's costing taxpayers over $40m per day. These types of operations are decided months in advance. If it was just a strike we could use long range B2 bombers. This buildup is for attacking Iran and defending against retaliation. SLV [+8] u/tombrady011235: You better wake the fuck up and buy netflix puts first thing in the fucking morning [+8] u/HandsomeTod11: Trying to time my cancellation of hbo at the ideal time lol [+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Bruh can they bomb Iran already this edging is too much [+8] u/AcrobaticReputation2: # ARE YAH READY KIDS!!! [+8] u/Solid-Season9984: #ARE YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER HAD ASSOCIATIONS WITH THE BERRORIST PARTY? [+8] u/systerix: BETTING ITS GONNA BE GREEN BY OPEN [+8] u/MundaneExtension3195: it's war over toilet paper... loser has to start using [+7] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: The year is 2050. SPY hovering around 680-690. Comments flooding in “700 wen?” [+7] u/ilikemgs: This marathon game is ass lol [+7] u/jonneh: **RIGGED** # > “When NVDA started fading from the $200 level, dealers no longer needed as many hedge shares. So they sold. The sheer concentration of open interest at $200 meant this wasn’t a small effect. We’re talking about hundreds of millions of dollars in gamma exposure unwinding simultaneously. Every dollar the stock moved below $200 forced more dealer selling, which pushed it further below $200, which forced more selling. The continued narrative of hyperscaler spending fears gave the market a reason to sell, but the magnitude of the move was amplified by this mechanical unwinding.” [+7] u/thewayyoulook2night: I lost 60k today on options. Real talk, how do I stop chasing the dragon of break even. I have 125k left but down from 240k. Been in this game for over 5 years. [+7] u/bobby_stackz: What a volatile flat market since October [+7] u/maximuminimum: Neighborhood crackhead & visionary rambled “it’s the right time for an idea when people start thinking about it” I feel like he was telling us to buy calls [+7] u/GoProVI: If march is the same as February, there may be people checking into the mental ward (I am people) [+7] u/tortu995: I don't think people truly get what block cutting 40% of staff actually means lol. If companies have to start cutting workers to keep margins and stock price up is nothing but a guaranteed recession and crash, if they don't they face oblivion by competition. It has started, the ai recession. [+7] u/zzzzzz808: Netflix dip was the most obvious play. Expect it to keep climbing back to pre-news range around 100 per share [+7] u/Thebaxxxx: My wins in an actual casino last 2 days +4k. My wins in 6 months with options = nothing [+7] u/samwehl: I still don’t understand why paramount or Netflix were willing to overpay for all that dying garbage. in 10 years who will even have the attention span to sit down and watch TV [+7] u/spudbro00: Are futures just in place so market makers can fuck with the underlying so it fucks options. I swear it doesn’t matter, if it’s bigly red or green they always bring it back close to the previous days closing price, then seem to let it tank or rip after open when they can get delta neutral [+7] u/LongHealth: Invest in base metals. Datacenters, EVs, robots and infrastructure all need em. [+7] u/Willing_Spring2736: well boys...i bought some netflix calls for my wife a few weeks ago expiring March 20th and was sweating some bullets until today..hope her boyfriend is happy too [+7] u/Daveonaltair4: I've been an extremely active beer drinker for 20 years. Not sure exactly why but in the last few months I've lost most interest in drinking, I'm almost always in a bad mood but I have little interest in drinking anymore. Instead I've been going out and running to exhaustion, that seems to make me less angry for awhile. [+7] u/Single-Adeptness-769: I still have some options but not sure I’ll ever recover from selling Netflix $79 2/28 calls [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Lolz. Europoors were buying NVDA at 198 twenty four hours ago [+7] u/qx2: Netflix losing is a win for us all [+7] u/you2234: Imagine being a career diplomat and having to talk w J Kush [+7] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: Found myself scrolling Pokemon investing…smh need this market to open [+7] u/ReversingCloud: Duolingo -83% this year LMAO [+7] u/Express_Rush_6320: My portfolio is so fuked might just have to wave a chicken over my head a few times and sacrifice that ho [+7] u/Gorm_the_Old: Hot take: the mass firings at Block are not in fact based on any hopes of AI taking over. It's just an excuse to pull a Twitter and cut the company down to just the necessary people. Dorsey must know perfectly well that - like every other big company - his underlings have been hiring way too many people as they build their personal fiefs within the company. This is an excuse to force them to cut back to just the people they need. Still bad for software companies, though. With or without the productivity gains from AI (I'm skeptical), companies will figure out that they only need half the people, and will use "AI" as an excuse for mass layoffs. That will cut the number of seats in their software subscriptions, with or without the AI. [+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: If Nvidia goes down by +5% after an amazing earnings report like that, IDK what the fuck will make it go higher [+7] u/Pury101: Alright shiny rocks keep it moving ... [+7] u/Similar-Ant8560: Historically the stock market goes up…. Puts [+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: I’m lowkey a bad person [+7] u/qx2: We all are, trying to get rich while our economy becomes a bingo game. [+7] u/BarbellPadawan: I have two jobs: Shit posting on here, and selling options to degenerates. No way AI can replace me. [+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: sounds like something I heard 12 years ago, we still here. we still up, we still making money. [+7] u/Vikingnorris: I had a manic episode over the summer and thought people were coming after me and I believed that they were using secretive language in targeted ads to try to intimidate me and that included food type code language, seeing that Jeffrey Epstein used secret phrase words like grape soda and pizza make me think that my delusions might not have been delusions [+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Up 9% in 3 days from my all in on 🌽 [+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: Maxwell really was a World Champion Photobomber. Nobody will ever come close to her record. [+7] u/Cheap_Sir_7100: I got spurs that jingle jangle jangle [+6] u/theineffablebob: yesterday: we're so back today: it's so over tomorrow: ??? [+6] u/im_burning_cookies: Hillary on Epstein “I neva met the guy”! 🤪🤷 [+6] u/leomeng: I’m in AMZN sub $200 but something feels off about it [+6] u/CriticalBlackberry90: RKLB ending green tomorrow [+6] u/Inner-Box-4424: full port Netflix calls at open It will remain perfectly flat the second I buy [+6] u/winkerroach: Crazy how Epstein was a wsb founding member [+6] u/PatientAd9394: Anthropic > OpenAI [+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Same bro stay strong [+6] u/SupaGai: Blew up 3 years of clean trades in 3 weeks. I have aids [+6] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Probably should have sold my spy calls at close [+6] u/jernotbroke: im not going to lie i *REALLY* hate this market [+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: I reeeeeeally hope I don't regret being overweight GOOGL until the long term cap gains date hits [+6] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Somebody teach this boy about statistical significance [+6] u/Darkstrain: Why is an event contract loss fully writeoffable but DK parlays arent??? [+6] u/Top-Acadia-1936: Look at this after hours meltdown.  How much longer we gonna keep participating in such obvious bullshit? [+6] u/Jdom666: thinking about her tonight [+6] u/kingfencer: I always get options wrong! I usually go withy gut. Its wrong. This time I did the opposite and it's wrong! [+6] u/dabblesest: Guy serious question, my broker keeps logging me out after 15 minutes “for my own security” If they know I’m going to lose all my fucking money why do they let me sign-in in the first place?! [+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: March can’t come soon enough. Fuck this clown ass month. Worst market of all time [+6] u/kaapooj: u are bearish semis while: block fires 40% of his staff aston martin fires 20% of staff wisetech fires 30% of staff? [+6] u/beachsandwichen: How did they turn off the stock market and everyone was not only okay with it they also suddenly became market experts and were able to explain exactly why it was okay for rich folks not to lose for once and for poors to keep on losing [+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: I was driving along the interstate earlier today and heard a loud crash. Looked in the mirror for a bit but didn't see anything out of the ordinary. That's when I realized the loud crashing noise was just the hopes and dreams of NVidia bulls. [+6] u/IllBuyYourCar: Small caps and the Global index have been carrying my 401k. Fortune 500 not so much [+6] u/Vikingnorris: Everything is manipulated, if you buy $10k worth of spy puts the market is guaranteed to pump [+6] u/billyd1984texas: Hood is breaking $80 but I need $90 [+6] u/QueenMagik: Resident Evil requiem but the FBI can't get to racoon city cause Kash is using the plane [+6] u/SubparJesus: Anyone making moves on $DJT earnings tomorrow? I'm thinking PUTS but I'm not sure how much lower the piece of shit can go [+6] u/AGigatonicxs: When everyone thinks its over, thats the time we moon [+6] u/Mahrez-: I’ve got this weird feeling that if I watched lesbian porn tonight, the market would be green tomorrow. But I’m not really in the mood for that today, so tomorrow’s probably still gonna be red. [+6] u/BarbellPadawan: I don't always make jokes about Quantum Physics, but when I do, >!I don't.!< [+6] u/Independent-Assist13: Guys 100% we open blue tomorrow [+6] u/NotMe357: Usually February is a bad month for the stock market and tomorrow Friday is the last Trading day of February. March should be a little better....hopefully lol [+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: Water cannot be created or destroyed [+6] u/hioman01: Why isn't DUOL down 50% already? [+6] u/RegardedCalls: Spot silver over 90 again [+6] u/Dangerous-Bet-4303: Tomorrow will be painful for RKLB holders [+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: The 3 month chart on nearly everything is so bad [+6] u/Firm_Variation6452: A few years ago I made money in every trade. Now I lose money on literally every single trade [+6] u/NiceOwner: Wouldn’t touch Netflix with a 10ft pole, but AMD come here nvidia JR [+6] u/gami2billy: mike pompeo got on that ozempic diet. looks like a whole new person didn't recognize him [+6] u/borat_he_like_you: What the fuck were 10,000 people doing at Block lmao. Why do you need employees for me to CashApp money to another person lol [+6] u/Borderpotroll: Bloat is real. Every single company in the world is full of rent seekers and dumbasses who do work performatively. [+6] u/Ok_Rent5670: RDDT plz go back to $250 so I can be up so fucking much. PLZ [+6] u/voidedhip: coreshit is drilling [+6] u/mousepop321: Holy shit my MARA calls might actually get saved [+6] u/SloppyGuiseppe99: NFLX looking juicy 👀 [+6] u/LostandConfused2024: AI is an excuse to layoff lol [+6] u/Disastrous_West5865: It would be nice if msft went to 415 tmro and everything started to recover [+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: I’m that bitch cuz I mf said so [+6] u/riskybagholder: Gonna go cry in a corner after selling my Netflix 2/27 calls for peanuts at 77$ 🥹 [+5] u/Vikingnorris: Bros give us some insider information leaks, I know some of you have it [+5] u/JakeSal10: Last time we hit spy 75 RSI the following month was red. Feel like this could be fitting given we’re overdue for a pullback [+5] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Ooo Bloomberg cockroach newsletter just hit [+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Auto start stop features in vehicles has got to be one of the most stupid fucking iinventions of all time. [+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Watch NFLX outbid them lmao [+5] u/lovezzza: Why does block shedding jobs affect msft? [+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Pakistan at war with Afghanistan [+5] u/remymartinsextra: Da fuck is wrong with msft? [+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: full porting nvda with ALL my money (i dont have a job), i will be rich or dead [+5] u/Ur_X: Will MSFT ever stop falling… something tells me no [+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Looks like buying the NFLX dip paid off [+5] u/Diligent_Onion_5149: NVDA blood red or blood green tomorrow. No in between. [+5] u/RoundMammoth2947: Let them eat the Dow is over 50000 [+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Futures green by open. [+5] u/King_Tyler: I will never believe that anyone has a single fucking clue about the market when less than a year ago Duolingo was over 500 a share [+5] u/theineffablebob: all my stonk are gay [+5] u/alderson710: My NFLX shares are printing. LFG [+5] u/smart_doge: I am big AI user to ship code at my work. I break it down to very simple prompt, limited to 1 file and repeat this across to land large projects. It does a good job, I’m shipping code to legit products used by millions of customers. As a lead, I review the code rigorously and give feedback to Claude to update and memorize. I was pretty optimistic about this workflow, until I saw Dorsey axing 40% of the staff. Now I’m scared of my own job 😭 [+5] u/mcslopper_bubba: The next generational wealth opportunity will be the oncoming *AI Wars* [+5] u/Fiddli: Only calls that wont be fucked tomorrow are NFLX calls 💀 [+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Maybe duolingo should have added a finance class instead of music [+5] u/borat_he_like_you: Hi Pam Bondi, are you reading this 😘 [+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Hey bros its the CME GROUP HERE.  I just wanted to share we were about to bleed out on silver shorts so we decided to just halt orders and cancel them until we made some tweaks to our trades so they go our way tomorrow. We still cool, right? [+5] u/IllBuyYourCar: Complained to my boss today that my partner hasn’t pulled his weight in months and wasn’t sure why anyone hasn’t noticed. He told me “let’s stab in the front, not in the back.” then set a meeting for us on Monday morning. LMAO this dude is so cooked [+5] u/vanceraa: gartner and all consulting firms are absolute scams sure here’s $3m for you to ask claude how i can optimise my business [+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Yea bruh I fear SPY will never hit 700 [+5] u/strip_club_dj: So Iran after market close tomorrow or are they going to keep edging this? [+5] u/CriticalBlackberry90: I'm thinking ASTS is going to rip 15% upwards tomorrow. [+5] u/SkylarB02: Futures mooning bers (guh) fukd bol lambo [+5] u/BarbellPadawan: ‘Member that Sports Center commercial where the power is going out and Dan Patrick goes down to the basement where Lance Armstrong is powering the whole facility on a stationary trainer and asks if he needs some more Gatorade? Dude was on PEDs the whole time. I could probably power a data center with enough PEDs. [+5] u/BarbellPadawan: The fact that markets tanked, including NVDA after those strong AF earnings while CVNA rallied 6% proves how unhealthy and fucked up this market still is [+5] u/BarbellPadawan: People spent like 7-8 months shilling the shit out of quantum in here last year. I read almost all the comments. I still don’t know shit about physics past some Newtonian concepts. [+5] u/burneraccount1819: Even the quantum retards don’t understand it [+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: I spent like 4k on doordash. That’s 4k I could have gambled away. Deleting that shit [+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: She’s a 10, but her loss porn is a photo of her monitor [+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why is OrCL down again AH? 😭😭 [+5] u/CalRippedken: Why do we care about XYZ laying people off. Looking at their stock chart I'm surprised they can afford to employ anyone [+5] u/Largeshmarge: Deal falls through - stock goes up 10% fake [+5] u/Montyprice7206: Not arguing the merits of the deal one way or the other, but shareholders (or MM or whatever the fuck anyone wants to believe) didn’t like the deal from the jump and NFLX is getting a 2.8B breakup fee for nothing The gap up makes sense given all that