Daily Discussion Thread for February 23, 2026

AI 요약
뛰어난 금융 분석가로서, 제공된 r/wallstreetbets 데일리 토론 스레드를 검토했습니다. 다음은 커뮤니티의 논의에서 추출한 지배적인 심리와 실행 가능한 거래 아이디어를 종합한 내용입니다. === 요약 === - 지배적인 테마는 시장 전반의 매도세로 인한 강한 약세 심리이며, 특히 마이크로소프트(MSFT)와 광범위한 기술 섹터의 큰 하락에 초점이 맞춰져 있습니다. 댓글 작성자들은 광범위한 좌절감과 재정적 손실을 표현하고 있습니다. - 시장 하락의 주요 촉매로는 트럼프 행정부가 발표한 새로운 관세, Anthropic과 같은 기업의 AI가 가진 혼란 가능성, 그리고 일반적인 경제 불확실성이 지목되고 있습니다. - 시장이 "코미디 같은 상황"에 있으며 비이성적인 밸류에이션과 예측 불가능한 움직임을 보이고 있다는 데 주목할 만한 합의가 있습니다. 현재 하락이 매수해야 할 일시적 조정인지, 아니면 더 큰 조정의 시작인지에 대해서는 의견이 갈리고 있습니다. === 심리 === 약세 === 거래 아이디어 === **1. MSFT - 숏** * **발언자:** r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 * **투자 의견:** 1. **사실:** 마이크로소프트(MSFT)는 큰 매도세를 겪고 있으며, 사용자들은 연초 대비 하락했고 $390과 같은 주요 심리적 저항선 아래로 떨어졌다고 보고하고 있습니다. 여러 댓글 작성자가 "물린 상태"이거나 조정 시 매수를 시도했다 "처참한 손실"을 입었습니다. 해당 주식은 "자유낙하" 중인 것으로 묘사되고 있습니다. 2. **연결고리:** 관세와 AI 혼란(잠재적으로 Anthropic과 같은 경쟁사로 인한)에 대한 광범위한 시장 공포와 결합된 지속적인 하방 모멘텀은 강세 신뢰를 산산조각냈습니다. 여러 차례의 저가 매수 시도가 실패한 것은 매도 압력이 매수 관심을 압도하고 있음을 시사하며, 모멘텀 기반 숏 트레이드의 기회를 창출하고 있습니다. 3. **최종 판단:** 커뮤니티 심리는 단기적으로 MSFT에 대해 확실히 부정적으로 돌아섰습니다. 해당 주식은 포트폴리오 손실의 주요 원인으로 간주되며, 지배적인 분위기는 항복 매도에 가깝기 때문에 숏 포지션 진입에 유리한 환경을 제공합니다.
AI 요약
엘리트 금융 분석가의 r/wallstreetbets 데일리 토론 스레드(2026년 2월 23일) 리뷰. === 요약 === * 주요 테마는 정치적 불안정, 특히 미국 대통령의 반복적이고 확대되는 포괄 관세(15%) 부과 위협으로 인한 극단적인 시장 불안과 약세입니다. 이로 인해 시장 매도세가 발생했으며, EU 및 인도 등 국제 파트너들이 무역 협정을 동결했습니다. * 특정 대형 기술주, 특히 Microsoft(MSFT)에 대한 상당한 불만이 있으며, 이는 지속적으로 실적이 저조하고 가치가 하락하는 것으로 간주됩니다. 반면, 귀금속(금과 은)은 지정학적 및 경제적 불확실성 속에서 상승하고 있습니다. * 시장은 극심한 등락과 횡보(SPY가 약 675-695 사이에서 변동)로 특징지어지며, 강세론자와 약세론자 모두를 실망시키고 단기 옵션에서 광범위한 손실을 초래합니다. 전반적인 정서는 현재 정치적 지도력이 경제와 시장 안정성을 적극적으로 해치고 있다는 것입니다. === 정서 === 약세 === 투자 아이디어 === **MSFT - 숏** 방향: 숏 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 주장: 1. **사실:** 다수의 높은 추천을 받은 댓글들이 Microsoft의 주가 성과에 대해 극도의 불만을 표출하며, "0으로 피 흘리며 하락", "한심함", "단두대로 떨어지는 칼", "역대 최악의 주식"이라고 묘사합니다. 사용자들은 MSFT 콜옵션에서 상당한 손실을 보고하고 있으며, 지속적인 일일 하락세를 지적하며, 한 사용자는 "해방일 수준"으로 되돌아가고 있다고 말합니다. 2. **연결:** 압도적으로 부정적이고 광범위한 정서는 주식에 대한 지속적인 하방 압력의 강한 합의를 시사합니다. 커뮤니티는 반전을 위한 단기 촉매를 보지 못하며, 콜옵션을 매수하려는 모든 시도를 손실 전략으로 간주합니다. 3. **결론:** 커뮤니티 정서는 지속적인 실적 부진과 지속적인 하락 추세에 있다는 인식으로 인해 MSFT에 대해 강한 약세입니다. 숏 포지션 또는 풋옵션 매수
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[+90] u/winston511: Holy fuk this retard won’t let the tariff thing go

[+79] u/NVDAismyg0d: Data center CEOs logic for earnings and guidance  

“My 5 month old son is now TWICE as big as he was when he was born. He is now on track to weigh 6.4 trillion pounds by age 10”

[+74] u/TreGet234: Crazy how most performance these days is decided by overnight gap ups or gap downs. Then during the trading session shit hardly moves.

[+56] u/HistorianMuch8963: Game plan today.

make money off 4-5 0dte trade in the morning  
feel invicible  
make 1 big trade and lose it all in the afternoon

[+51] u/El3k0n: Why bother going to work when you can short the Nasdaq every day at the exact same time for a profit

[+50] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Can’t wait for midterms for democrats to impeach that  orange pdf

[+47] u/Weak_Emu3659: Ugly

Poor

Obese

Stupid

Pick 4.

[+40] u/awetfartruinedmylife: When you first land on this sub everybody seems smart and making a lot of money. But it’s just janitors

[+40] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: "I cant afford rent"

Yeah, neither could I at 18. Thats why me and 4 other dudes shared a 2 bedroom apartment. Rent was $750 a month, and we'd scrape our change together and recycle some cans from the side of the road to split a 12 pack of keystone.

You dont start out at the top, you have to lose thousands of dollars in short dated options before you get your own Wendy's dumpster.

[+39] u/NVDAismyg0d: “California is a failed state and an abomination! People are leaving in mass exodus as the liberals have destroyed the state”

—Your favorite conservative grifter tweeting from their California coastal mansion basking in the sunshine

[+37] u/purub123: All novo bagholders just became long term investors

[+37] u/Valkorion335786: Calls on George R R Martin never writing the last book

[+36] u/31andnotdone: cant wait to open the app in 6 minutes and put all of my money on red without doing any analysis

[+35] u/grimandnordic1: Today is probably a good day to just spontaneously die

[+33] u/sck178: Calling billionaires the "Epstein Class" is objectively funny

[+31] u/2c-b_day: https://preview.redd.it/jikikpm1r8lg1.png?width=1080&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=5072b02f20a90e81f32150b97fdbba4691ab6f3c

My calls...

[+31] u/twostroke1: Shits been chopping sideways for 6 months and this place has screamed “LMAO BULL/BEAR FUKT” on every single 1min candle along the way.

[+31] u/OrangMiskin: Impeach this retard already

[+29] u/yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69: You guys told me video games were gay so I bought stocks. stocks dont give me skins for realized losses. this place sucks

[+27] u/astromouse2024: 🥭losing at his own game lol get fucked

[+27] u/Nomad6907: We would all have so much more money if the losers didn’t vote for 🥭

[+27] u/No_Current3675: '25 we had liberation day. '26 we have retardation day.

[+25] u/jda823: "Bols really thought."

2 hours from now "bers really thought"

[+24] u/kemar7856: I just came back from the year 2035 and Amazon is sitting at $220

[+24] u/Weak_Emu3659: Yeah so I didn't really know how this option shit worked, but I saw the posts here people posting million dollar gains in like a day so I said fuck it why not, next thing opened the options window, put in some stuff there, clicked a few buttons and now my money is totally gone and I guess I'm just sort of wondering what th

[+23] u/ResponsibleValue7745: How tf can we do 3 more years

[+22] u/Full_Muffin7930: So last year this dude gets on stage and declares a bunch of blanket tariffs. Then a year later the Supreme Court "strikes down" the blanket tariffs.

Then in response this dude hops on degen Twitter and... declares a bunch of blanket tariffs?

Like, okay fine you're obviously going to keep going for the tariff thing, but could you please do it not quite so fucking retarded?

[+22] u/All_FIREdUp: Starting to think economic policy isn’t this guy’s forte 🤨

[+22] u/Me-Regarded: Holy fuk. Two week bans in one month. Reddit is such shit

[+21] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: Biden was better for stocks

[+21] u/Ok-Barracuda39: After the end of the TACO, the world was split into two: ber and bol.  
This marked the beginning of an era known as the Regards War.

[+21] u/VOO_bull_forever: # i bought msft at 465 and thought I was a legendary value investor.......

# now I am fuk because I did it with extreme leverage and I am a brokie that is not able to pay the interest on the loan for a long time. I am fuk

[+20] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: FBI director was up until 3am getting wasted in Italy. Tax dollars well spent

[+20] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: The losers and haters call you bag 7 but youll always be the mag 7 to me. Good night, sweet prince.

[+20] u/lamewoodworker: Im like 2k away from begging for my job back after quitting to become a day trader. 

Please microsoft, i beg you. 

The welcome back diamond hands meme is about to be real for me

[+20] u/gratatatatatatat: Isnt it crazy that a world leader can baby rage set tariffs that effect billions in trade? Why is this real?

[+19] u/jda823: 40 mins til I get to say "I'm not wrong, the market is wrong"

[+19] u/leestowncat: Sometimes the move is to do nothing. No buying no selling for me.

[+19] u/yoloswaggggggggg: It started out with a dip, how did it end up like this?

[+19] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the US might be 🥭's seventh bankruptcy lmao.

[+19] u/sck178: Imagine SCOTUS handing you a perfect solution to your unpopular economic policy and then just saying "NO! I like tariffs!"

[+19] u/El3k0n: Friendly reminder from an europoor that a pedophile is fucking your country raw and destroying your economy for personal profit

[+19] u/HistorianMuch8963: I don't think we will escape the 680-700 in my lifetime.

And I'm 12 years old

[+19] u/kemar7856: Open AI biggest scam of our generation

[+18] u/ComplexLook7: ngl, even as a conservative, I now prefer the sleepy joe / kenyan economy

[+17] u/Humble_Explanation32: try to catch a falling knife, it keeps dropping, hold until it go back to my entry point, sell for 0 gain and miss the rally. Try to catch another falling knife

[+17] u/Mahrez-: Everyone who voted for 🥭 is guilty.

[+16] u/Irishbros1991: EU US trade deal has been Frozen by Europe due to regards 15% decision yikes

[+16] u/patricktu1258: Why can’t mango just shut up?

[+16] u/Gam3B0iHack3r: Pentagon threatens to blacklist Anthropic after refusal to program Claude to rape children

[+16] u/mxcstar: Once again I am forced to lose tens of thousands of dollars because of a demented old pedophile and his tariffs. So fucking tired of it.

[+16] u/VOO_bull_forever: # this orange turd stinks. Just flush it

[+16] u/Impressive_Thing_299: Can we get a fucking very green day for Msft please

[+16] u/sloanemonroe: I GUARANTEE the reason he wants tariffs is because he is skimming money out of that fund.

[+16] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: In an alternate universe this week, President Harris welcomes Team USA to the white house for photo ops. Nobody can name any of the cabinet members. Trade talks with the EU are progressing slowly but steadily. Jobs report suggests modest growth. DOW hovers lazily around 43,000. State of the Union expected to have a focus on infrastructure demands and healthcare reform. Vice President Walz suffered a gaffe on a hot mic referring to Nick Fuentes as a "jabbering jackass".

The GOP is preparing to submit articles of impeachment.

[+15] u/Metacog_Drivel: Can't wait for my tariff rebate check 🤡🤡🤡

[+15] u/leomeng: 🥭 is literally taking credit for team USA gold medals.

[+15] u/Kickboy21: MSFT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK

[+15] u/OkRecommendation1040: Is being in this sub basically the same as a finance degree?

[+15] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Orange man bad, actually

[+15] u/JennaTulwartz: Six bankruptcies, including four casinos 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[+15] u/31andnotdone: doctor says i need to take estrogen.  told him i get exposed to enough of that just hanging out in wallstreetbets.

[+15] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: "Zoom out" yeah spy looks fucking EVEN STUPIDER ZOOMED OUT

[+15] u/Apprehensive_Help_34: "Not looking around to play games. Need a man, not a boy. Must be 6 feet tall with a house to get on this ride. My 3 kids are my world"

[+15] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Donald Trump has declared that he can use tariffs in a ‘much more powerful and obnoxious way’ than he has thus far.

[+14] u/Ble_h: have you said thank you once?

[+14] u/31andnotdone: selling naked options today to feel something

[+14] u/retard_trader: I wonder if 20 years from now people will laugh that we thought a chat bot was going to change civilization

[+14] u/NomSaneMan: God, someone needs to purge the valueinvesting sub🤣🤣🤣 

Even worse picks than wsb

[+14] u/longGERN: Made $60 swing trading SPY. Really puts a dent in the 15k loss YTD 👍

[+14] u/OsamaBagHolding: Chat is moving so fast, people don't see oil approaching $70

[+14] u/ConstantEfficiency83: It’s just repeated liquidity sweeps up to 690-695 and down to 675-680 over and fucking over

[+14] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: I need my port to go up 100000% this week please, thank you very much

[+14] u/brute-forced: Goddamn, damn this dude is such a fucking moron. This can’t be over soon enough.

[+14] u/Urzuck: The retard is going to speak soon, who's ready for -2%

[+13] u/teh_herper: In case y'all didn't know, cash is also a position

[+13] u/SnooShortcuts7911: So far, over the past two trading days, due to heightened uncertainty over tariffs and Iran, gold is up $200 (4%) and silver is up $9 (11.5%). Over the same two days, Bitcoin is down almost 2%. Tell me again how Bitcoin is digital gold.

[+13] u/NVDAismyg0d: Redcat with 17 million in revenue and 1.5B marketcap LMFAO

With that logic I can do 17k in annual revenue so my company should be worth 1.5 million dollars. TOO EASY

[+13] u/knoqd_: r/Valueinvesting will baghold NVO &amp; PYPL to zero lmao

[+13] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: 0 DTEs are classy. I find people who can trade them well incredibly impressive. (I myself, cannot.)

[+13] u/teh_herper: #How insane is it that a former Denny's employee is gonna decide the fate of capitalism this coming Wednesday

[+13] u/GreedyTexas: MSFT here is a gift from the Gods

[+13] u/sloanemonroe: Hey look, the market cares that a madman is in charge all of a sudden.

[+13] u/lamechud: Following the AI revolution there will be 3 jobs  
1. Azerbaijan shrimp farmer  
2. top 1% wsb commenter  
3. Manual bitcoin miner (pen and paper) 

If you aren't already spending 80% of your time on one of these, just give up.

[+13] u/sh1tler: # Holy shit my clawedbot just built the pyramids of Giza from first principles ITS OVER FOR THE EGYPTIANS

[+13] u/Normal-Dot3423: msft please im on my knees

[+13] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The last 30 days have been the worst I've ever had in the market.  Just getting railed day after day.

[+13] u/ModeForJoe: https://preview.redd.it/02gqmjb7o9lg1.jpeg?width=800&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=2afa24d277f769d8e1b4cd374fc7ae5ab1acfb11

[+13] u/AnywhereSalty7466: My gas is up, my electric is up, my groceries are up, the stock market sucks donkey balls, we are going to war, the country has never been so divided, there are literal elites being protected by the department of justice for kiddy fiddling. I can't stop WINNING!!!!!!

[+13] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: &gt; As President, I do not have to go back to Congress to get approval of Tariffs. It has already been gotten, in many forms, a long time ago! They were also just reaffirmed by the ridiculous and poorly crafted supreme court decision! President DJT

RIP man is crashing out

[+13] u/AugyCeasar: The dow staying below 50k for a long time would just be funny.

[+13] u/Far-Requirement9180: You nerds were too young to remember last April lol

[+12] u/TJMBeav: I think the stock market has done it. Destroyed the WSB daily thread. I've never seen it so dead.

[+12] u/oioiiii4: Anyone making money in this market?

[+12] u/Kickboy21: Petition to have one green day for MSFT

[+12] u/chudforthechudgod: So is MSFT just gonna bleed out to zero like it's fucking Sears?

[+12] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: I’m gonna need Bill Gates to fly out of the ocean in a Gundam and start blasting other PDFiles to save these MSFT calls

[+12] u/Bichael-Murry: TERRAIN, TERRAIN 

# PULL UP - PULL UP

[+12] u/throwa91: Let me guess, dump back down to 680, then back to 690, then dump to 680, back to 690, rinse and repeat.

[+12] u/motorcycle-emptiness: Why would Obama do this?

[+12] u/bearhunter429: #This market wants to crash so badly and it will very soon LMAO🤌

[+12] u/ManyManufacturer6090: I have a gambling addiction

[+12] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Just lost 7k in 3 minutes with NVO

[+12] u/vandammes: FULL BLAST SLV CALLS ETHER I GET RICH TODAY OR SOME RANDOM GUY WALKING HIS DOG TONIGHT FACES MY FURY.

[+12] u/Kind-Recognition4528: what a terrible day to be alive

[+12] u/yaboyay: #**15% tariffs don’t affect companies. Buy 0dte calls for free money**

[+11] u/basedpogchamp: ASTS investors are now [buying models](https://www.reddit.com/r/ASTSpaceMobile/comments/1rc8ekw/comment/o6x9s1j/?utm_source=share&amp;utm_medium=web3x&amp;utm_name=web3xcss&amp;utm_term=1&amp;utm_content=share_button) of their satellites because they'll never get to see the real thing launch more than once LMAO

[+11] u/DramaticDirection292: What’s a red day?  Bombs, war, tariffs, idiots in charge, facism, it’s all bullish

[+11] u/Blackhole_sun81: I need to turn $10 into a million in 1 day.  Give me a play!

[+11] u/OurMomsEatEachother: MSFT is clearly going down every day; why doesn't one of you guys buy puts and make unlimited money? This is so easy

[+11] u/I_work_too_much: I honestly wonder why I don't just shovel my money directly into an incinerator instead of dealing with this shit.

[+11] u/spudbro00: sold my puts wayyyyy to early

[+11] u/MartianInvestor: WE ARE AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE….the entire past month.

[+11] u/NHLBro: Getting frustrated that my CPA is calling my 50K loss on options trading gambling when I was clearly tax loss harvesting

[+11] u/jda823: This must be the dump before the pump before the dump

[+11] u/Pauldoc001: How dare Kash Patel celebrate with the ice hockey team yesterday if the DOW is less than 50K??

[+11] u/Paul_Robert_: Yeah I'm cooked 😭 rip my Microsoft $405 calls

[+11] u/vandammes: THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE BEARS ARE GETTING A REALITY CHECK. GET READY FOR NEW ATH MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAARGH.

[+11] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Mango should sell a golden tarrif ticket. For a small fee of $10 billion dollars, your country can get the golden trump tarrif ticket. Your country and its businesses will not be subject to tarrifs for a period of 1 year. Upon which you can renew your golden shower...I mean ticket.

193 UN member states. 193x10 equals, like a lot of money. I walked in here and I said wow, thats a lot of money.

[+11] u/opsqttt: The market literally can’t go down, you can’t hold USD in this economy

[+11] u/Ajm28674: Those of you who bought RDDT at $280, how you doing right now?

[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: There's only two safe investments: Labubus and Pokemon cards.

[+11] u/Delicious_Put_5857: SaaS sell-off getting a lil ridiculous

nobody's gonna stop using enterprise software in favor of in-house vibe coded claudeslop any time soon

[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: I think I might be retarded

[+11] u/Neader: MSFT please stop. You have so many things to live for.

[+11] u/brute-forced: Fucking moron is going to cause the largest recession since 2008

[+11] u/pootenanner: 🥭is such a crybaby loser lmao. His retribution will be tanking the markets cause his presidency is already a failure. LMAOOOO hump that dick harder mango tards!!!

[+11] u/GreenGameboyColor: My trading skills added 7 additional years before I'll retire

[+11] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Just remove him from office already. This has been the most regarded administration in the history of the US possibly the world

[+11] u/SocialJuiceWarrior: All of this bs because americans voted for the dumbest person available for president.

[+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: I have no stomach for this market anymore. I haven’t gotten a win since October last year. I’ve went mostly cash now, with the rest in $VOO. I’ve made life changing money, I won’t watch it go down any further. This marks bottom, so you guys can load up now.

[+11] u/davidbigham: So we pumped on the 10% tariff news, but now we dumping on the 15% news. 

Alright.🤡🤡

[+11] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: https://preview.redd.it/wc329efyo8lg1.jpeg?width=1290&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c5b347649f994348c316899bb4e690dc0f87aa2d

[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: I bookmark value investing and check it so I know what not to “invest” in

[+11] u/Me-Regarded: Bullish.

1) Orange is limited on what he can tariff now. It sounds like uncertainty, but this is actually certainty.

2) Market is looking 6 months out. And it's only 150 days he can keep these tariffs, Congress will never approve. On top of that midterms are 6 months out and he's getting slaughtered, Congress will really clip his balls, he'll be a lame duck prez which market likes.

3) more lawsuits coming to even challenge the 15% tariffs which are likely to win. Congress sets taxes, not the president.

This is all bullish, don't fall for temporary fear

[+11] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT will never have a green day ever again

[+11] u/knoqd_: &gt; 🚨 TRUMP: AS PRESIDENT, I DO NOT HAVE TO GO BACK TO CONGRESS TO GET APPROVAL OF TARIFFS

What a retard lmao

[+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Bol, ber, we're all retarded victims of 3m of 2% chop

[+11] u/VirgillMastercard: Thank you mr mango man, my portfolio is truly great again. I feel liberated without my money

[+10] u/Unemployable1593: where’s the genius that said calls at open are a no brainer

tbf you’d have to have no brain to do that

[+10] u/Madsen13140: /r valueinvesting told me to invest in NVO

[+10] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Just let the damn SPY to 600 happen.  The sooner it happens, the sooner this currently sideways market can get back to pumping.

[+10] u/NVDAismyg0d: Goldstein, Silverberg, Goldman, Goldberg, Silverstein, Silverman, Goldstrom, Moneystein, Bankerberg, Platinumman, Moneyberg, Bankstein, Silvermoney, GoldmanSachs, Goldsilver, Moneygold, Epsteinsilver

[+10] u/31andnotdone: bers you weak bastards

[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: It’s truly disgusting how bots have infected every corner of the internet, they imitate comments, mass upvote them to control the conversation. It’s sickening, can’t tell who’s a human being anymore. AI and Chinese and Indian bot farms have gone too far

[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Who tf told me to buy sofi weeklies I just wanna talk

[+10] u/barmeloxanthony10: It actually doesnt even hurt anymore

[+10] u/lysergalien: To all the NVO bagholders, at least it pays 4% dividend! Just make sure drip is turned off lmao

[+10] u/BaxterrStockman: *The year is 2035, SPY is furiously knocking on the door of 690..*

[+10] u/The_Fibonacci_Spiral: Theta is coming for YOU 🫵

[+10] u/sh1tler: # This ain’t no liberation day 2.0 more like 1.1

[+10] u/good-times-: Looking forward to all the “lmfao bears” comments

[+10] u/betyourask: I’m 13 years old trading stocks with my moms credit card (she doesn’t know)

We are not the same

[+10] u/3ebfan: Take this pill once monthly: "Surely this is the bottom for NVO"

[+10] u/trent_upscale: Got my nuts out, just in case

[+10] u/Money_Term8366: Why the fucks it going down? We beat Canada twice shouldn’t it be up 2%

[+10] u/kawkface: My nutsack is frozen

[+10] u/tugrulthelol: This shit is gonna open green, you know it deep down

[+10] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: not even 9 AM yet and me fookin back hurts from shoveling

[+10] u/FairTrade6677: there was essentially zero job growth last year and trump won't stop fucking around with tariffs. what a dumb fucking cunt.

[+10] u/ThermalChaser: If you buy a stock that's down 99% and it drops to 99.5% you've lost half your money. Go on and marinate on that for a minute.

[+10] u/sh1tler: # Claude code launches Mag7 agents build your own mag7 company today!

[+10] u/TokiAsuma: I just want to announce I have sold my spy 680p for a 4.4k profit.

Every time I do this it always giga dumps and I missed out on 100k+ profit. 

The same will probably happen and I will hate myself again

[+10] u/EvolvingDior: Someone tell Bondi we want the pedo arrested NOW!

[+10] u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy: Remember when the office of the president and the white house were things people actually respected?

[+10] u/how_areyouperson: I fucking hate this market

[+10] u/VOO_bull_forever: # mango is the biggest weight pulling the stock market down. crazy he used to pump shit up in this first term now is dragging everything down deeper and deeper by the day that fucking fat orange regard

[+10] u/Other_Sample_3709: Ah, lost decade. Try fingers but hole.

[+10] u/TYC888: seems like MSFT is going bankcrupt.

[+10] u/No_Current3675: Just imagine the fucked up shit 🥭 is gonna say at the SOTU.

[+10] u/FrostingOk2692: The year is 2069, humanity is now gone but AIs are trading 1 second till expiration options and shitposting so all is well.

[+10] u/jeffynihao: Someone bring Pam bondi back in pls. The dow has been below 50 thou ever since she called it out

[+10] u/Gom_KBull: &gt;CoreWeave carries nearly $1.2 billion in annual interest expenses

LMAO

they dont even make any money yet hahaha

[+10] u/ThermalChaser: The DOW! The Dow is under 49,000!

[+10] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: You know it’s bad when you start appreciating things like clean water and healthy food

[+10] u/BallstreetBozo: Market has the chance to do the funniest thing and V to flat 🫩

[+10] u/Nova-JC: Bondi saying Dow is 50,000 marked the top

[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: I’m actually continually impressed with myself that I’ve managed to lose money every day this month

[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: would have never happned under sleepy

[+10] u/No-Significance-7965: So much “I told you so” in this sub yet no one is ever right 😂

[+10] u/Iunatic: ASTS wins 30M contract.

*Market cap increases by 1.5B*

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: Modern society kinda suck

[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: How can I leverage Jesus not returning this year to be a 100x return?

[+10] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I'm almost done vibe coding replacements for Amazon, Meta, and Microsoft. All via my Mac mini in my momma's basement 😦

[+10] u/zephyrs85: "Surely this is the bottom" said the Homeless Hobo

[+9] u/Prior_Counter_1847: Just put that little japanese monkey and its orange toy in charge instead of the orange man

[+9] u/mallison945: What happens when the top 10% of income earners won’t spend enough to feed the constant growth required by share holders.

[+9] u/TakeThatBro: 🥭 should sell subscriptions to the US instead of tariffs. That's how everything is monetized now

[+9] u/corndog_messiah: What if spy just keeps swinging between 675 and 695 all year?

[+9] u/KittyLover-7: When your policy is so shit your own boys strike it down

[+9] u/Iunatic: Some stocks (hyperscalers) are being priced as if AI is literal garbage that does nothing while software and cybersecurity are selling off on the idea that AI is some magic that will make them all completely useless. LMAO

[+9] u/I_work_too_much: This thread gets infinitely more tolerable if you straight up insta-block anyone that says "bol" or "ber".

[+9] u/ultrachem: 🥭 gonna crash out because of tariff ruling, Iran and Mexico. Guess I'm back into SLV

[+9] u/Tanpopomon: An entire month of red like this should be grounds for impeachment

[+9] u/ultrachem: Silver back on the menu, I couldn't be happier

[+9] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: He’s the Most Expensive Make-A-Wish kid.

[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: My smallest position is in GLD and is the only one winning, lol

[+9] u/Zobel0022: Does the market not realize USA beat Canada yesterday?!

[+9] u/LeBhikariLe: NVDA and GOOGL holding back SPY from dumping further

[+9] u/peterpeer9: I wonder how many diapers our president will blow through today. that shit is costing taxpayers.

[+9] u/likamuka: Three lost decades to follow after this shit show.

[+9] u/twostroke1: **THE DOW IS OVER $48K**

[+9] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #MSFT WORST STOCK EVER

[+9] u/tcmart14: They’re eating the SPY, they’re eating the DOW!

[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Mangos speech tomorrow gonna be something.

Puts is the obvious play, so probably calls.

[+9] u/Metacog_Drivel: This is like fifteen 9/11s

[+9] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Holy fuck Microsoft baby chill

[+9] u/rcantu314: Biblical V in the making here

[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Maybe having a lunatic tweet out his deranged thoughts every day and claiming Congress has no control over him isn’t great

[+9] u/UsualSusspekt: Is 🥭 going to sign a copy of this stock market graph?

[+9] u/JakeSal10: If you thought the first 3 legs down hurt just wait for this one

[+9] u/Sick0h: Jensen Huang forward guidance leaked.

“How the fuck am I supposed to know, shit changes every 20 minutes with that retard.”

[+9] u/SirPanic12: Anyone who voted for this LOSER needs a good spanking!

[+9] u/drpa1n: Usually this place is really funny on red days. Today has something sad about it

[+9] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Sold my puts and bought calls at 680

I ain’t scared

https://preview.redd.it/kvv4w06js9lg1.jpeg?width=1290&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=f716483011b43728dd346c9b34d3ad4f0745174f

[+9] u/Haikoe: Anthropic is going to replace stockmarket

[+9] u/knoqd_: &gt;🚨 SCHUMER: SENATE DEMOCRATS TO BLOCK TRUMP TARIFFS EXTENSION

[+9] u/PalpitationSmooth992: the only stocks that havent destroyed my port in the past month are non US

we are turning into japan from the 90s except all of our problems are caused by one person

one fucking person has destroyed the largest economy in the world and caused the worst recession in decades

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: There's a 100% chance that this PYPL rumor was put out there by management so they can dump shares.

[+9] u/CriticalBlackberry90: MSFT went downhill ever since the story about Bill Gates getting STDs from Russian prostitutes got out

[+9] u/Cav829: It's actually wild to see what some of these stocks are at, yet SPY is still trying to stay held up. If I told you months ago ORCL would be at below $140, MSFT would be at $385, Amazon would be struggling to hold $200, AMD would be below $200, and SOFI would be below $18, you'd assume SPY would be down like 15-20% already.

[+9] u/42thefloor2011: We still have NOT properly sold off. SPY is just 1% off ATH. The real sell off will obliterate most stocks and leave them sub 15.

[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Hahaha nvo bols losing weight due to poverty fr

[+9] u/astromouse2024: ‘There’s nothing wrong with 0 dtes, they’re classy’ so are MMs paying mods now

[+9] u/ProblemOk4641: ‘LMAO Bears’- checks the market and almost everything is bleeding out! I think they might be the ones laughing.

[+9] u/knoqd_: &gt; US EMBASSY EVACUATES STAFF FROM BEIRUT AS PRECAUTION: LBCI

[+9] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: Waayyyy too bullish in here this morning

[+9] u/teh_herper: #5 minutes, it's been an honor y'all 🫡🫡🫡

[+9] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: the more Donnie talks, the less invested I become

[+9] u/btoned: TIL apparently anthrophic is going to replace every software company, security framework, application, and coding language with a single prompt. 🫡

[+9] u/Blacketn1ght: Spy, please pick a direction and go 2% in that direction

[+9] u/blm4lyfe: Ni Hao. My Chinese stocks are going great.

[+9] u/NoxZ: If you liked the Dow at 50,000, you'll love it at 48,000.

[+9] u/DuAbUiSai: Msoft heading back to liberation day levels.

[+9] u/I_work_too_much: In the Year of Our Lord 3066, TSLA's market cap is indistinguishable from infinity as they promise to sell 1 trillion Cybertruck 148's in the next quarter.  The S&amp;P 500 has crossed 7050 for the first time.

[+9] u/zeusbox: Why are you surprised?

[+8] u/frogboyjr: I personally guarantee a massive green dildo candle at open

[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Currently calling Robinhood customer service &amp; demanding a refund 🤌

[+8] u/fuck_zebster: Oh no there’s 1mm of snow on the side walk let me be safe and walk my dog in the middle of the road .

[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Only the retards on Wall Street would lump MSFT in with other SaaS companies that have no moat

[+8] u/retard_trader: Everyone in here arguing bulls vs bears, your calls are worthless, your puts are worthless. Feel like I'm going insane because SPY has been flat for weeks and none of you are actually making money.

[+8] u/davidbigham: Down 25K on those META call. i got cucked.

Should never touched META

[+8] u/Spanisbro2: ADBE at 8 years ago prices🤣🤣🤣🤣

[+8] u/El3k0n: https://preview.redd.it/tls4k9u1z9lg1.jpeg?width=400&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=eac57db0f841515bf8e95e7a50b4a4ab2e05c645

# ARE YA WINNING SON?

[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Raising the Tariffs on Penguins is honestly a brilliant plan.  They havent even said thank you yet

[+8] u/rcantu314: Google and nvda green, it’s over ber

[+8] u/VOO_bull_forever: # tech bottomed out. new ATH imminent

[+8] u/killainvest: Don’t let the Supreme Court distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.

[+8] u/J_da_CPA: Crypto bros might actually need a job soon lmao

[+8] u/LeBhikariLe: imagine buying MSFT at 450, looks at self in the mirror

[+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: Classic pump 15 minutes before open to make sure it’s flat until NVDA earnings. Nothing is going to happen except your options will devalue

[+8] u/FairTrade6677: USA is definitely a post capitalist, neo-feudalist economy.  The only opinions that the trump regime listens to are those of the oligarchs.

[+8] u/BFox1982: GM!  Remember, she doesn't have a low libido, she just doesn't want to have sex with you.

[+8] u/Remarkable-Ear-1592: sigh its behind me isnt it

[+8] u/memelackey: Gad zooks what a remarkably bearish pattern 

*shoots to 690*

[+8] u/dylanx5150: I have no idea which way the market is headed today. I only know I'm going to lose money.

[+8] u/brannock_: that huge pre-market rally to open exactly flat is MMs. It's all MMs. There will be MMs lying to you and telling you that the only thing they do is delta hedge. No. Their first and foremost goal is making sure option premiums get fucked as fast as possible, because the sooner they can close out their hedges on the options they sell you is the sooner they can sell more options to you.

[+8] u/Other_Sample_3709: Wait it’s all overvalued?

[+8] u/peterpeer9: Bitcoin to $250,000 by EOY 2025 

🤡

[+8] u/Unassisted3P: Just booked a vacation to Cabo for 50% less than usual. Couldn't pass up a good deal!

[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Boy I can't wait for my flight to land at my all inclusive Mexican resort!!!

[+8] u/BatApprehensive9908: I declare bankruptcy.

[+8] u/Iunatic: Fantastic. Everything blood red except for the safe havens of RGTI and NVDA LMAO

[+8] u/swenau01: NBC News: "The European Parliament on Monday halted the ratification process of a sweeping trade deal with the United States...  
Trade negotiators from India have canceled a planned trip to Washington for talks about a pending trade deal, according to multiple reports"

lol

[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Fuck Microsoft. I'm going with Apple from now on

[+8] u/PermissionSilver4259: THE DOW IS UNDER 49 THOUSAND DOLLARS

[+8] u/heavycone_12: im starting to think this country has been bullshit for quite a while, its the plumbing has just started backing up recently. Calls on plumbers

[+8] u/31andnotdone: anyone have a spare million i can hold

[+8] u/hioman01: Can we start over? I made the wrong move.

[+8] u/Scarfaceb1tch: MU imma need you to look at what SNDK is doing and try and do the same. Thanks

[+8] u/Me-Regarded: Is Sam Altman the antichrist?

[+8] u/Neader: There's no denying it anymore. I must be retarded.

[+8] u/Revolver_Caracal: Toss that fucking mango out of office. Are you fucking kidding me

[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Inb4 “we are only 2% from ATH” comments

[+8] u/Clear_Anything1232: All he had to do was nothing

Just had to fuck it all up

Why couldn't he be the sleepy 🥭 and just doze off in the office

[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: They saw the 10% didnt tank the market, so they pivoted to 15 on Saturday. Just more market manipulation. Once his buddies close their shorts/puts they'll drop some "Good" news

[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: Fuck. CLOSE THE CASINO

[+8] u/1bizzyone: Liberation Day arrives early this year, thanx Taco

[+8] u/VOO_bull_forever: # i hate this guy so much

[+8] u/Secure-Fly6213: My losses aren't real if they're never realized 😎

[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: THE KNIFE KEEPS FALLING MR PRESIDENT DO SOMETHING

[+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine trusting guys like Howard Nutlick and Scott Bessent LMAO

[+8] u/Val44x: A GLORIOUS DAY FOR ALL BERS

[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: This market has a severe case of 🌈

[+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Bulls too cocky at open.  Now downvoting everything

[+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: lol some of you guys have only seen a V on your stock charts and not between a woman’s legs…and it shows

[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: most obvious bull trap in the history of bull traps lmao

[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: You know we’re in a bear market when you’re looking at your stocks and thinking there’s no way in hell we ever get back to ATH’s again

[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Dayum SPY 700 is like the antichrist or something

[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: consumer stocks dead

nobody will be able to afford anything by 2028

just buy puts on any US stocks every single day you win

[+8] u/Snoo_9489: Guys, I keep losing money.

[+8] u/Super-Extent-1210: Others would have taken an off ramp that SCOTUS provided. This guy instead chooses to crash and burn, just to nurse his bruised ego.

[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Microsoft you pathetic piece of shit

[+8] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Believe it or not...calls today. Opposite what the crowd/sentiment is here

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s crazy that most people don’t have a fuckin clue about any of this and most that do just auto match into employer picked DTFunds, then there’s us who have niche memes about the Fed chair and are leveraged on derivatives to the tits lmao

[+8] u/TheChevyMan0717: My worst day… ever… and it’s 12pm lol

[+8] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: The V is painfully obvious

[+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Just practising my Bers r fuk for today

[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Imagine having nice things

[+8] u/Samjabr: My only two holdings right now are NVDA and SNDK - Markets down and they are both up.

Knowing my luck, I would suggest everyone buy puts.

[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Watching the market V when you only own MSFT and AMZN is so depressing lol

[+8] u/OrdinaryPleasant2136: USA has someone running its economy like a six time chapter 11 bankruptcy business man

[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Microsoft at 388 is crazy lmao

[+8] u/LongCucumber3710: Why we dumping it on the europoors like that 😤

[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: breaking news: Barron Tremp loaded up on poots last week as daddy told him about the coming ILLEGAL tarrifs

[+8] u/pootenanner: 🥭 shidding his pants cause he already secretly spent/embezzled the tariff money he brought in lmao

[+8] u/TJMBeav: I think we are going down for real today.

[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Spy looking like an Olympic ski jump

[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I sold my call position and watch it rip lol

[+8] u/Upset-Motor-2602: 11:00 AM Reversal after shaking out all the weak hands....

[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: 4 days away from being completely flat for 5 months

[+8] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: cant even voo and chill no more

[+8] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Economy or stock market?  They are not the same.

[+7] u/Cstooby: I'm just waiting from one of 🥭's advisors , to come out and say... "oh he didn't really mean that, it was joke because scotus is evil, tariffs aren't going up 15%.....it's actually going up 40% to fuck all of you scotus loving pieces of shit."

[+7] u/31andnotdone: the feminine urge to buy gld puts

[+7] u/Spanisbro2: Why can't I wake up to a 50% pump on whatever I hold fuck this shit

[+7] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 the most retarded pres

[+7] u/callsonreddit: Wi-Fi stopped working

Thanks Obama

[+7] u/Moepenmoes: Don't mind me, I'm just vibing along on my World Index ETF

[+7] u/tika_dengu: Can we do a chargeback on our credit cards to claim back Tariff?

[+7] u/Walking72: 'A deal is a deal' - European officials refuse to accept tariff chaos

[+7] u/MadHat0815: Institutions XYZ say: buy the dip!

What they mean: hold our bags!

[+7] u/aftherith: I guess I have to say I own NVO for the dividend now.

[+7] u/DieCastDontDie: Spy will correct this week. Couldn't get above 7000 so down we go

[+7] u/vermilli21: I’m totally buying calls cause I know the MMs read this chat

[+7] u/vandammes: METALS ARE BACK GET READY FOR SLV TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF.

[+7] u/tika_dengu: Closed Gold and Silver positions, they are not helping me lose money

[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: How much does a senator cost?

[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I literally can’t see out my bedroom window this morning the snow is so bad

[+7] u/The_BakedCrusader: I shit you not, 🥭just gave Bibi a golden key to the White House. They're not even trying to hide who's calling the shots anymore

[+7] u/TreGet234: Been feeling so weak and sickly for weeks.

[+7] u/Abe2025: Ok im getting really tired of freaking the fck out every fcking day. Can we pump for one stright mo th already? This shit has been blood red since october!!!

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Eric 🥭 is such a price of shit. I hope he loses so much money in his crypto grift. Unfortunately I think those asshole are selling shovels, and it’ll be regular people who get hurt.

[+7] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Online gambling is rigged 🤯

[+7] u/BushReagan84: #RISE UP GHEY BER ARMY!!!! TONIGHT, WE DINE ON SEVERED BULL 🅱️ENIS

[+7] u/dub_soda: Yea man let’s try NQ 25k for the 1000th time

[+7] u/Ill-Ad1603: #If you’re shorting NVDA, you’re a traitor to humankind

[+7] u/elvee61: 3 minutes until the party starts.  I waited too long and don't have time to take my morning shit now.  

Don't be me.  Plan ahead, shit early.

[+7] u/potato111a: MSFT back to liberation day 😳😳

[+7] u/LeBhikariLe: remember less than a month ago when reddit said GLD and SLV are done for

[+7] u/memelackey: It's time to come clean. 

I'm addicted to spy puts.

[+7] u/ebitdasga: Still not understanding how we are 2% from ATH when everything on my watch list is down 20-50% from ATH except for aapl and nvda, which are still down big from ATH

[+7] u/Pls9887: Trump literally said buyers beware. I don't know how much clearer he can make it.

[+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Who knew that if u set an orange old botox bitch on fire while she speaks DOW 50000 will be the top of the market?

[+7] u/Jetman54: The random silver stock I put $69 in last year is my best performer lmao

[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT has gone from falling knife to guillotine

[+7] u/barmeloxanthony10: I am once again asking for bears to lose everything

[+7] u/moneygon_: They need to eliminate the 3k capital loss tax limit, if i wanna lose my whole salary on 0dtes then i deserve all my tax money back damnit, this is America ffs.

[+7] u/retard_trader: AI tards are so confident that their corporate ponzi scheme is going to change civilization. I wonder what it's like to be this gullible.

[+7] u/dabblesest: Bers are wayyyyyy too yappy this morning, acting like the sky is falling on a five point spy drop lmfao

Tbf bols are the same

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: 🥭 is such a little shit starter

[+7] u/Ernest_EA: I love how software is down like 5% everyday. And then there is SPY sideways 😂 holy shit SaaS bagholders we’re so fucked.

[+7] u/Ernest_EA: The entire software sector falling is better than individual software stock getting destroyed.

It tells me the market is regarded and can’t choose the winners and losers.

[+7] u/ScrewChaseBank: So happy I didn’t invest in meme shit coins like SOFI, MSFT, RDDT and HOOD.

I’m smart and put my money in sensible things like Verizon.

[+7] u/jglhk: I have no idea how you guys hold 0de options in the money for long without selling them. any movement the wrong way makes me want to vomit

[+7] u/Chronocreeping: Sold 690 spy puts on open for 10% profit.
-puts on clown outfit-

[+7] u/United-Win-2432: I have a tiny penis and it doesn't show

[+7] u/CRM300NOW200: Now's not a bad time to buy MSFT

https://preview.redd.it/flxjvrnvm9lg1.png?width=2047&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=6546222cfbb4e9e05ed46118702704fc7eab9433

[+7] u/Killersax: Someone make stop loss hunting illegal already. This is getting out of hand

[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Ok time to close the app and not look back 💀

[+7] u/shaft2007: 96% loss on 691 eod calls 😂

[+7] u/Mr_Pongo: Glad my stop loss triggered on my SPY puts. Almost made money, that was a close one

[+7] u/Pauldoc001: TSLA still hovering at 400--- Musk must be spending billions to keep this 'cheap stock' afloat

[+7] u/Glock7enteen: Microsoft and Amazon putting up a good fight to being the worst stock of 2026

[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Filing a lawsuit against Microsoft claiming domestic violence

My ass is getting beat yo

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: God damn I sold my puts too early. But got ass blasted twice last week holding too long. Gains are better than losses I guess.

[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: every day every stock i have goes down at least 3-5 percent

[+7] u/eerhmahgerd: How many of y'all voted for this?

[+7] u/PhotoSpheres: I love how I throw 200k into VOO and the stock market immediately crashes. Like it’s designed to screw me over specifically

[+7] u/eggyolkeo: Holding calls over the weekend was once again a huge mistake 😵‍💫

[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I literally cannot fucking remember the last Monday I didn't lose 50K+.

[+7] u/Bleezyshow: “…AND THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART HERE, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER, NOW THERE WILL BE NO MORE TARIFF UNCERTAINTY THANKS TO THIS RULING…” 

*VIX +15%*

[+7] u/Elegant-Berry5192: Fuck I sold my puts way too soon

[+7] u/TreGet234: We will crash soon. Spy broke below all wedges and resistance lines. This is like when the titanic hit the iceberg. We will limp along for nvidia earnings but 5 minutes after thursday open i'm afraid it will crash big. Liberation day 2.0 but somehow even dumber.

I think i will drop all US stocks aside from any commodity or semiconductor plays. The upside just isn't there. I much rather fullport gold and vxus. I may even consider bonds in desperation expecting wicked rate cuts from warsh.

[+7] u/gami2billy: im beginning to think we might not close green today

[+7] u/grimandnordic1: Fuck this is gonna end flat isn't it

[+7] u/masonk69: Of course the market starts acting logically to news the day I accept the market is illogical

[+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: QQQ has been 600 for 5 months straight lmao

[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: haven't seen -3% day in a while, ngl 💅💅💅

[+7] u/kwarknagel: # TO THE RAFTS!

# WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST

[+7] u/boostlee33: Why would mexico do this to us

[+7] u/blm4lyfe: Now 🥭will blame Supreme Court for market crash.

[+7] u/andsto2: Market up 1% because of tariffs on Friday, market down 1.5% on Monday because of tariffs

[+7] u/calv178: Fuck the V lets make it a ✅

[+7] u/potentialPast: how does anyone who buys groceries regularly believe any of the inflation numbers, shit is getting crazy at kroger

[+7] u/bub356: Run bers the V is here

[+7] u/TheMightySet69: Lol first thing the "Board of Peace" is gonna do is use Gaza to launch a new crypto grift. Completely on-brand.

[+7] u/tinymeatsnack: Now announce Iran nuclear deal and send our boys home. +2% day

[+7] u/Kickboy21: PYPL UP 8% MEANS THIS IS SOME CLOWN ASS MARKET 🤡

[+7] u/Technicaltrades404: Looks like PDF market makers are posting about pypl here with all the bot comments spamming it.

[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: GLD diverging from SPY good

[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: This reminds me of when I was in boot camp and someone put a note in an anonymous message box for the chaplain claiming that our division morale was low and they should come give us a pep talk. The drill instructors beat the fucking shit out of us.

[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: Thinking about putting $100 into Jesus returning in 2026.  Still a better investment than ADBE or NVO.

[+7] u/auroraavm: should i ditch work to get laid today?  it's a fck-off kind of day 🖕

[+7] u/Snoo_9489: Hahaha this is awesome! I buy calls it dips, I buy puts it rockets, I go back into calls, it dips - I am the goat at being bad

[+7] u/Fireline11: SPY up 6% over approx 6 months.
But up 0% over approx 4 months.

Draw your own conclusions, but know this is not financial market advice, please consult a regarded professional for that.

[+7] u/SwearImNOTacuck: What the fuck is SPY doing

[+7] u/EnginrA: I can’t believe the shittiness of MSFT

[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: concept of a V-style recovery

[+7] u/Icy-Net-810: I have a great business idea: DOW 40,000 hats and shirts.

[+7] u/SangerGRBY: Believe it or not calls

Believe it or not puts

believe it or not just lose your money already. its all paper money anyways.

[+7] u/Wulfric05: Gill Bates in shambles

[+7] u/All_FIREdUp: Sorry but the entire collapse of the United States government economic and foreign policy over one weekend is *funny*

[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: All in on puts and calls can’t lose

[+7] u/hubblebubble7: Beautiful sell volume as we approach market opening

[+7] u/knoqd_: NVDA will pump in anticipation of Jansen’s massive Huang

[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Good morning shitbutts! 686 seems high to me for current situation so ima buy 0dte puts so don’t worry yall are saved, this bitch going straight to 695.

[+7] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Any news on Novo? Poor Value Investing sub

[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Businesses are the more likely candidate to get refund checks not us. Calls on importers.

[+7] u/Rvin16: Oh my god he’s on xgames mode

[+7] u/Ghost1914: COIN just nose diving before open

[+7] u/Iunatic: Lol. Software getting bulldozed day 100

[+7] u/BushReagan84: Holy FUCK what a trap 🪤

[+7] u/Whole_Tea_4383: how tf is spy only -2% from ATH while i only see red on my watchlist since january

[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: I'm not worried (i'm very worried)

[+7] u/ThatFreakImHim: I consistently make money in the market. But I consistently lose money more

[+7] u/BlakeTheDog: MSFT’s continued underperformance defies logic.

[+7] u/fire_alarmist: So... it was fake as fuck Friday. Those slimy bastards got me again.

[+7] u/CulturalConclusion76: It'll bounce, I know this because I have puts

[+7] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: Volume turned off for the day, please come back tomorrow

[+7] u/Some1getmeablanket: I’m going back to bed lol

[+7] u/Due-Cap-8588: its going to 681 isnt it :(  
bad day to buy calls

[+7] u/HedgehogIll7915: Bull think 700 is still a possibility after two months of chop lmao

Like going for a Thai massage but in your dream and you just never finish

[+7] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: GOLD to $10K this year

[+7] u/Cav829: Man I don't know why the stock market is reacting so poorly to our horrible GDP, return of inflation, and our 79-year old toddler throwing a tantrum over the weekend and declaring economic war on the entire world. That all seemed pretty bullish to me.

[+7] u/Awkward-Walk-1500: Nobody ask Pam bondi any questions today

[+7] u/Technicaltrades404: Every company is just dead cat bouncing after weeks of pain, this market is just overvalued trash.

[+7] u/2020isgreat: People calling for a V how much money have u lost today?

[+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: If HIMS earnings are bad and/or it doesn't go up, this week I may need to rely on cheap dog food, and I don't have a dog. Please make it go up, thank you for your matter to this attention.

[+6] u/Conscious_Ninja_7999: Fake dump. Market will be over 7000 spx soon

[+6] u/Stmast: Whenever I feel bad for bagholding novo, I will look at denmark's index funds and see that the entirety of that country is bagholding it...

[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: You know the drill, boys! Lose money and say thank you!

[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Sold LLY and bought NVO you know how that goes

[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT starting the week right where it left off

[+6] u/BaxterrStockman: Hope every country follows suit and nopes out of the deals. Fucking idiot 🥭, shit was a stupid idea to begin with

[+6] u/doctorqaz: NVO bag holders assemble.

[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Even WAR is red now. This timeline sux.

[+6] u/MrKrustySocks: i just letting my nuts swang this morning. 

Shout out to all my morning robe wearers.

[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # Canada is irrelevant

[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: 🥭 ‘s meme cabinet never ceases to surprise me in the degree of pure idiocy

[+6] u/Tiny_Infinity_: How long will the market stay in red before we’re all served a big TACO plate?

[+6] u/mensch7: \*Sigh\* NVO bagholder gang rise up 🙌

[+6] u/ukweeve: was rather hoping for tears of joy this week. sighs. closes app.

[+6] u/winston511: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: NVO investors coming to the realization that exercise cures obesity 🤯

[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: I don’t even care what way we go I just want to get out of this mf range

[+6] u/hallett21: Spy about to honor kill itself

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls. Please put your ball gags back in as punishment

[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: imagine thinking the MSFT dump was over for the day

[+6] u/DegenBagholder_: my IBRX position is printing because this market is giving everyone cancer

[+6] u/aftherith: I don't think AI can replace my idiotic and sloth-like lifestyle.

[+6] u/spudbro00: holy fuck just let it flush bulls. You are delaying your death by 1000 cuts

[+6] u/justarandumthrowaway: remember the first 17 moves are always fake

[+6] u/Sir_Grindalot: I'm trying to click "refund" on my Sofi shares but it's not working, damn

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Why would it go up with this unstable guy at the helm 

No one wants to buy instability, I regret these calls

[+6] u/Xzlk: Holy fuck my little cousin just vibe coded a new MS Office. It already has a billion users as well.

[+6] u/digitalradiohead: Guess the entire economy is going to be weight loss pills and digging gold out of the ground.

[+6] u/Cornorr: If no one buys stock don’t go up simple

[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I need to stick to Voo and chill instead of meme stocks LMAO 🤌

[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: 5 years from now: THE SPY IS at 700  A NEW ATH

[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: At this point I’m starting to doubt DOW will hit 100k by 2028

[+6] u/ismebbb: Lookin real dumpy. I'm shorting this shit at open

[+6] u/ThermalChaser: https://preview.redd.it/ep9oewtro8lg1.jpeg?width=1080&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=6dc83facd42c46cef9a73889715899381f3824be

[+6] u/astromouse2024: Woke up expecting a winter wasteland, woke up to just some light wind and no extra snow lol this storm can fuck all the way off tho

[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: I’m ready to lose money.

[+6] u/No_Risk5411: Feels like spy gonna pump at open and then -2% over the next 2 days

[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: NVDA CRWV NBIS all going to moon this month. This is not advice I’m a professional regard after all.

[+6] u/The_BakedCrusader: Slamming SPY calls at open, will go all in on $ROPE if those get fucked

[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i always hope i get one of those days 1 of my positions squeezes.....what do i get? NVO squeeze to the downside

[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Can we just call this: the Sine Wave Market.  Same shit very week.

[+6] u/vanceraa: we’re all gonna make it

(not you)

[+6] u/enc-nyc: MMs are shoveling today, expect lower volumes

[+6] u/Soossaaaa: orange lookin like tomato. he big mad

[+6] u/Past_Sort5492: HOOD pls hit 200$ by end of week

[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Golden God please let GLD absolutely rip at open. Amen.

[+6] u/JPenniman: I really did expect an Iran invasion by now. What’s the chance it’ll be Friday now after close?

[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: r/valueinvesting is the true bagholder sub lmao

[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Bears wrong again lol. Spy won’t ever be below $680 again.

[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Calls at open free money

[+6] u/killainvest: I will take my profits and stop, I will take my profits and stop, I will……..shit let’s hold for more

[+6] u/EquivalentBorn9411: The valueinvesting sub should be renamed to bagholder sub. Its comically how bad their picks are

[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Netflix L0L

What a flaming pile of dogshit.

[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Msft calls are free money if u hate money

[+6] u/JesusBoughtPuts: God gives his hardest battles to his most retarded soldiers, stay strong bulls 🫡

[+6] u/Careful-Towel3154: this is the most limp dick SPY chart ever. like ffs get your act together.

[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Bro 🥭 is like Brandon Frazier in the whale. Dude can’t help himself. Hopefully he lifts up and goes to heaven soon too

[+6] u/HomeMadeToast: God damn there were so many NVO bulls on Substack like a month ago I wonder how they are doing rn

[+6] u/Electrical_Age_6798: How many people bought calls at open😭😭😭

[+6] u/nodzg: buy GOOG regards, wells fargo just upgraded it to $390

[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: MSFT is one giant pile of shit.

\*buys calls\*

[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: IBRX must have found shrek boner pill stash

[+6] u/JustFrxsty: \+10%, didnt sell, -80% sold

[+6] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: Gonna hover at 685 rest of day.

[+6] u/pharaohs_pharynx: Just buy nice safe, non-volatile NBIS stock.

[+6] u/dabblesest: Alright this place is all doom and gloom, shit is gonna fly for sure.

[+6] u/whyshw: At this point it feels like a Berkshire n chill approach is not too stupid

[+6] u/HalKitzmiller: I should've diversified into $ROPE

[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: AI is disrupting itself

[+6] u/Bonkers119: Pam Bondi probably: "THE DOW IS 49,000 RASKIN"

[+6] u/jlw993: Slowest market "crash" ever 😴

[+6] u/HedgehogIll7915: I ran some picks through Chat gpt and it told me to go cash gang.

Even AI knows it’s fuked

[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Dow 49,000. No longer at 50,000 dollars!!!

[+6] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: LIBERATE ME HARDER, DADDY!

[+6] u/teamyg: Stop buying options and feed the Banksters; you had been harvested for several month of side-way movement.

[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Lower highs and lower lows and lower mids and lower test

[+6] u/Wide_Bonus3157: Mr. President, I'm so tired of winning!

[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: Tsla still overpriced by about $400

[+6] u/JanGuillosThrowaway: Should we talk about how the DOW is not at 50 000?

[+6] u/ibetyouliketes: OpenAI is the AskJeeves of LLM's

[+6] u/trent_upscale: Completely covered in my own feces and urine. It's going to be a long walk home 🏡 😪

[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Bitcoin to $500, QQQ below $100, SPY below $150, Russell $20.  Say goodbye to every single dollar you own in retirement funds.  I’ll be relaxing in my coal mine breathing in the beautiful smell of clean coal.

[+6] u/hioman01: It's over. They took out V from the alphabet.

[+6] u/Secure-Fly6213: There might be no floor. PREPARE FOR THE CIRCUIT BREAKER 🚨🚨🚨

[+6] u/cryptopolymath: I haven't made any money since Pam Bondi testified

[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Fat bastard just runs this into the ground week after week

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Software stocks are getting taken to the woodshed 🤣

[+6] u/Intelligent-Claim193: And it’s not even lunch time yet your all screwed

[+6] u/cbusoh66: The deeper DOW dives down from 50,000, the angrier 🥭will become during his State of the Union tomorrow.

[+6] u/tinymeatsnack: Wiped all last weeks gains first play of the week 🫡

[+6] u/Aggressive_Bee_4918: Gold and DXY have decoupled

[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/frogboyjr made a bet that SLV would go to 100.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 72.733 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 2 wins and 6 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: my gold and silver are soaring!

[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Fat orange fuck just plays this market like a fiddle

[+6] u/Maximum_Light409: When others buy the dip: Immediately bounces to new ATHs.

When you buy the dip: Down to the abyss of Hades.

[+6] u/rcantu314: Imagine not switching to calls lmao

[+6] u/aftherith: RDDT rumoured to be spitballing name change to Greenit in stock rescue attempt

[+6] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: sarah eisen always playing pedo's advocate

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Can we stop making WMT as expensive to own as NVDA

[+6] u/fishbottwo: SAVE US NVIDIA

SAVE US

[+6] u/420PotatoMan: msft been getting spanked for months lmao

[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: Why is 🥭 making shit up

[+6] u/Nickwojo531: \&gt; You watched Trump announce tarrifs on Friday  
\&gt; You bought calls on Monday  
\&gt; ???  
\&gt; Bull logic

[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: If you still have at least six figures there’s nothing to worry about

[+6] u/TreGet234: To think back in october spy, qqq and mag 7 looked invincible.

[+6] u/OrangMiskin: I just want to gamble on certainty bruh. Put sleepy back asap

[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Bought calls so it’s gonna drop another dollar

[+6] u/Samjabr: Not getting a V vibe today.

[+6] u/MrLebouwski: Poor MSFT buls in shambles. Thinking of getting some calls

[+6] u/justanotheredditttor: Getting some 2020 flashbacks right now

[+6] u/Remarkable-Ear-1592: SOTU address: the stock market is better than ever!!

[+6] u/JakeSal10: I think tomorrow might be the nail in the coffin

[+6] u/bathegoat123: Carvana stock is for lesbians. And I’m a lesbian.

[+6] u/Urzuck: So he basically spent an entire year making ''deals'' that are completely worthless, companies and countries will move to get refunds (we are talking up to 175 billions), and everything you see from him now is pure rage and panic lol, shit is fucked up.

[+6] u/BFox1982: Generational Poverty!

[+6] u/Castopliani: Whole stock market is propped up by people who want to pay like 50 PE for Walmart and Costco for some reason

[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: don’t worry guys I’m sure mango will calm everyone down with a measured state of the union

[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: I firmly believe trump wants to make europe great again.

[+6] u/Moepenmoes: How to uninstall this shit game

[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Msft bag hodlers cant catch a break

[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: AMERICA IS OVER 

THEY VOTED FOR IT 

HAHAHAHAHA

[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: We going for the fabled -2% today?

[+6] u/FarWay9137: Fuck I wish I knew that SPY would drop another $5 when I sold my puts

[+6] u/BallstreetBozo: Picked a bad morning to not be a perma bear 🥺

[+6] u/knoqd_: Just send VIX to 30 and end my suffering

[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: HE SAID 15% TARIFF AND CLOWNS SAID SPY 700 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

I can’t bro LMAO

[+6] u/Big-News-2704: 🥭 still out here talking about Biden, over a year later smdh

[+6] u/TripleWisdom: Green by close.  Get your calls now.

[+6] u/nebgy: Give me the V of all V’s

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #This is just like the 2022 bear market, only way worse LMAO🤌

[+6] u/Old_Cartoonist3930: I’m prob going to kms

[+6] u/Suavecore_: Y'all ever think "maybe I should just take all my money out and enjoy it instead of throwing it in the trash" but then you get that little overpowering urge in your mind that forces you to throw all the money in the trash anyway

[+6] u/HedgehogIll7915: PayPal will save us… that payment website that everyone uses these days right guys?

Very popular with the youths lmao

[+6] u/TreGet234: Lost decade started a year ago.

[+6] u/TrumpLovesThemKids: The V tomorrow is so fucking painfully obvious, we can't get any serious long lasting drops or even long lasting pumps. It's just flat for eternity

[+6] u/PatientAd9394: Welcome theta to the drill team

[+6] u/MartianInvestor: [No Iran, just tariffs. Close enough](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eCbfs3z1kk)

[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Not when it comes to obesity

[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: Send ONDS to 15, you drone sluts

[+6] u/memelackey: Smart money is dumping. Just not spy

[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: holding NFLX calls is awesome for my mental health!

[+6] u/Prestigious_Ad3896: goog does NOT want to go red

[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Bottom for the week is in

[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Yeah I maybe switched to calls a little too early

[+6] u/tcmart14: Can we bring back Biden communism? People actually made money then.

[+6] u/Gom_KBull: **Bols looking at their -99% calls:** "it aInT oVER tIL ItS oVER!"

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I need to speak to SPY manager, immediately.

[+6] u/calv178: My portfolio loses no matter what

[+6] u/2muchnet42day: TARIFFS WERE JUST A PRANK. LOWERING ALL TARIFFS BY 1400% RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[+6] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Where is the guy who said I smell bottom

[+6] u/_TidePodEater: Damn im barely waking up and spy decided to hang itself wtf

[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: One of y'all didn't say thank you and now we're in this mess. I hope you're happy 😡😡

[+6] u/Medical-Analysis-554: it's going to be turbo annoying when the braggart in chief touts how the stock market has never been hotter during the State of the Union

[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Trump is a POS. Thank you for your time!

[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Can someone take his phone away ffs

[+6] u/dawgtor: 690 close, loaded up on 0DTE calls

[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: 2k loss today. What the fuck am I doing

[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: bears are gonna have to do better than that

(they wont)

[+6] u/masonk69: Don’t worry guys just bought some Puts it’s gonna go back up now

[+6] u/Maximum_Light409: There are stocks that have already fallen so much that they don't even have the strength to fall any further.

[+6] u/Green-Woodpecker3436: Market makers went to lunch. Push it down boys

[+6] u/SangerGRBY: Road to finanical ruin speedrun

[+6] u/claytondpark: Fuk, lit $2k on fire by buying 2/23 spx 7000 calls at the end of Friday on that pump 😡😡😡

[+6] u/corndog_messiah: The only constant in this market is exUSA outperforms USA every dam day

[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: praying the power goes out so i dont have to even pretend to work

[+6] u/memelackey: Coffee and calls. I mean options. I mean investing.

[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Apparently msft is worthless now. who knew

[+6] u/S-Club-Party: Once again, 🌈🐻 seem to be confusing “barely being down from all time high” with “total market meltdown”

[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: LLMs can't even identify a cup that's upside down yet they are going to replace the entire software industry lmfao give me a fucking break

[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Short every single company into the ground for the next 3 years.  Market wide correction is needed, spy needs to be below $150 again.

[+6] u/scm66: AOC is getting hotter 🥵

[+6] u/ICE-FlGHT: WHAT 

THE

FUCK

JUST

HAPPENED

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TALK TO ME

[+6] u/W_Malinowski: Nasdaq got hit by a bazooka

[+6] u/Leather_Mention5916: In an alternative dimension: A rock is president, SPY is edging 850.

[+6] u/Disconn3cted: Is Mexico alright or do we just not care

[+6] u/vandammes: IF SLV DIPS IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES. I DONT WANT ANY FUCKING FORTUNE TELLING BEAR THINKING THEY ARE DAVID COPPERFIELD. WE TALK IN 8 HOURS. LFG

[+6] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Watching GOOGL go up after rendering my $360 call worthless throughout the month is just hilarious

[+6] u/Metacog_Drivel: &gt;MEXICO “IS AT PEACE, IS CALM,” PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM SAYS

we did it, chat

[+6] u/ndcp193992: IBRX hitting double digits damn

[+6] u/Remarkable-Ear-1592: US S&amp;P: 0%

World: 9% 

The golden age

[+6] u/ilikemgs: Hey nice my sls is up 9%. Supposed to 7x from here according to the DD

[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT will see 350 before it sees 400

[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: let’s crack open the port and see how my small caps are doing JESUS FUCK

[+6] u/A55BAG: Software ass pounding resumes

[+6] u/CulturalConclusion76: SPY is going to be in the perpetual 680-690 zone for the rest of the year

[+6] u/Unemployable1593: open your mouth, close your eyes, and you’ll find out

[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: Guys I should just be glad to survive today

[+6] u/Damerman: Cashed out 100%  gain qqq puts

[+6] u/RockCultural4075: buy calls before TACO at 2 pm!

[+6] u/Snoo_9489: I just inversed myself and actually made money, I think I found the strat guys

[+6] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I got baited into giving msft my cheeks

[+6] u/kolovod: calls at open easiest money in a while

[+6] u/glazedds: what is this a dump for ants

[+6] u/NewDawn101: My top holding right now is Netflix, gold and VHS tape of Golden Eye

[+6] u/jraiv420: 🥭 just threatened more tariffs on truth social

[+6] u/disgusting-puppy: Money exiting US markets faster than 🥭 tacoes

[+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Buying spy calls if it dips to 683

[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: They arent the same, but they're connected.

[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: The fact that we are down after beating Canada for gold in hockey it’s about as bearish as it gets boys

[+5] u/xeemyy: I use retard strength index and bolinger bands to make informed decisions on buying and selling.

[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: No matter how bad you think things are trust me it could be worse / far worse.  You could have been an nvo bag holder.

[+5] u/Time_Molasses_1581: We’re due for a -2% day. Last week was weak sauce

[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Nvda holding!  195 soon!  Slv 100 soon!!

[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Imagine not owning Gold

[+5] u/callsonreddit: I bought NVO pre-market at -14% and I am already losing money

[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: My cat is thrown off cause I couldn't sleep she thinks she gets fed in 15m even though I fed her earlier so now she's glued to me while I'm laying on the couch it's so cute. Anyways idk where I was going with that but calls on GLD.

[+5] u/Realistic_Manner238: $687 and climbing !!!! 🧗

[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: Annnnnd everyone back on metals means a sizeable dip coming this week lol

[+5] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Whole subreddits dedicated to getting their tax return. Economy is cooked.

[+5] u/chainerection: Ramen or Fine Dining

Your call, Goog

[+5] u/cbusoh66: On one hand, tariffs stricken down is supposed to be a positive. I don't think anyone was prepared for an immediate 10% then 15% global levy so that's a negative.

No Iran war and talks of getting close to an agreement is a positive, but trusting 🥭will use reason is a wildcard, so more uncertainty.

Companies will have to readjust their businesses again for the umpteenth time, more lawsuits about refunds are sure to follow. Strong inflation and no more rate cuts, a new Fed in May and pricing a landslide victory for Dems in the upcoming midterms all add to the uncertainty.

Markets don't like uncertainty, so a dump makes sense here. You inverse common wisdom and logic, calls it is!!!

[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: get ready, prepare your bags, and crash

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: BERS WRONG AGAIN? MUST BE A DAY THAT ENDS IN Y

[+5] u/Anonymustafar: NVDA earnings gonna destroy this market

[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Braxton, the MM intern in charge of pumping spy is snowed in. Bulls fuk

[+5] u/Pury101: I've seen the light now , shiny rocks is the way to go

[+5] u/ultrachem: Gold AND silver are the plays again, retards. Ameritards wanted 🥭 and he is shitting the bed, so might as well profit off of it

[+5] u/adasico: Msft reacting to tariff news 🤡🤣

[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: nvda pretending it won't dump is so funny

[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: $msft is a literal shit:

\- declining OS

\- gaming dpt (xbox) is a literal shit as well

\- cloud (azure) is declining

\- no ai

fair price $20-30

[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: Love this for 🥭 and his base, complete buffoonery on a global scale. Life-sized L’s all around.

[+5] u/longGERN: I have run out of dip money 4x

[+5] u/Commercial_Horror204: buy before the state of the union pump tomorrow

[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Back to McDonald's everyone, your smocks are where you left them in the break room

[+5] u/bbankbfastburritofan: Everyone needs to just sleep until Thursday so we can get back to SPY 696.20 and NVDA 205

[+5] u/HedgehogIll7915: Just Imagine reading one of those unhinged Truth social schizo posts and thinking “That’s where I want to park my investments!”

[+5] u/CaptainArmballs: I love paying 15% more for just about everything because of one person’s ego. 

Thanks so much!

[+5] u/claytondpark: The delta on my 2/27 nbis $100c is dropping like a rock fml

[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Trade uncertainty: **Reignited**

[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: We all know this goes green, nothing is bearish

[+5] u/andytobbles: Celsius is just quietly an absolute banger this year, this leg up goes to 70+ in the next month or so IMO.

[+5] u/Out_Phishing: Wish I could sell options after hours

[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: full porting calls now, it just never goes down

[+5] u/Plappedudel: 🥭 still very salty about SCOTUS decision. Says he doesn't have to ask Congress for approval on tariffs. I kinda doubt rhetoric like this inspires confidence in consumers and investors

[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: The 2 stocks I have puts on are both literally the best performing stocks on my watchlist today, ffs..

[+5] u/Zimoula: So nvda decided to pump 4$ randomly at open while spy dumped, then spy held while nvda slowly rugs, i’m confused

[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I never made money in a stock pick in my entire life. Currently all in on MSFT and AMZN

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
---

/u/Zuperme made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 429.52 and it did, congrats autist.

Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses

[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)

[+5] u/IRunFast24: If you don't panic sell at open today only to buy the same stocks higher a week from now, what are you even doing?

[+5] u/Samjabr: What would CNBC report on if there was no PARA/NFLX deal?

[+5] u/__nameless____: One trick phony 🥭 only knows tariff

[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Every day I wake up I feel like ass then I remember there are people who are “value investing” instead of buying AI related stocks

[+5] u/31andnotdone: its my money and ill lose it however i want

[+5] u/wattap: 15% gonna get struck down as well

[+5] u/vandammes: GET YOUR SLV WHILE YOU STILL CAN HOLY SHIT

[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Damn MSFT is back to April Levels during tariffs that’s brutal.

[+5] u/am22fcw: We have to be seeing peak capitulation on SaaS names right now.  No fucking way they are all just going out of business.

[+5] u/Bravadette: This lady on cnbc is always lying wtf you mean the usd is stable lmao

[+5] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Only bitches sell and give up

[+5] u/lysergalien: Large volume on 0dte 682 calls, almost 10k purchased. Someone is betting big on a reversal here

[+5] u/Ok_Environment_3618: I sold my puts for a 300$ loss at the open and after 10 min shit started dumping. It would have been a 1000$ instead if I had held those. Fuk

[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Not even noon yet and I already have my first gray hair

[+5] u/Abe2025: Adobe is catching up to oracle to reach 0

[+5] u/teh_herper: 5% SPY shares

15% Gold

29% IAU shares

50% GLD LEAPS

1% Bonds

is the new asset allocation

[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Had a dream about huge tits last night.

[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Can’t believe I have to buy NVO now

[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: SLV gonna kil sum bers

[+5] u/Spanisbro2: NVO second leg down incoming

[+5] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: When I look back on my life, I see that every time I put the bottle to my
 lips it drank a little out of me!

[+5] u/teh_herper: Remember back in January when 🥭 could literally come on TV and yap about anything for an hour at market open and just pump everything up

[+5] u/Axwe8: #### NO **CRYING** IN THE **CASINO** 🤡

but on a side note: why is this going up in a **recession** 🤓

[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: My heart goes out to all the people that thought 400 is MSFT bottom.

I am those people.

[+5] u/teh_herper: #LOOKS LIKE GOLD'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[+5] u/Icy-Motor-8519: More threats. 

Any Country that wants to “play games” with the ridiculous supreme court decision, especially those that have “Ripped Off” the U.S.A. for years, and even decades, will be met with a much higher Tariff, and worse, than that which they just recently agreed to. BUYER BEWARE!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: already recovering. everything is bullish, SPY calls gonna print hard

[+5] u/Gam3B0iHack3r: “NovoNordisk fails to make obese people skinny using drugs. Stock price falls 15%”

[+5] u/davidbigham: Google gang we doing good somehow

[+5] u/b1gb0n312: I guess futures wasn't fake after all

[+5] u/chadmn154: Next resistance level on MSFT is 373 it could fall to that level soon.

[+5] u/Neader: It's going to be so sick when Mag7 finally recovers and my point will go up 300% but by then I'll only have like 4k in it because of Mag7

[+5] u/_TheGoogz: Damn. And I thought my micro was soft.

[+5] u/Val44x: BER REVENGE DAY FOR FRIDAY MANIPULATION

IF STOCKS DONT GO MY WAY - ITS RIGGED!!!

[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Oh SPY only moves when I dont have positions I guess

[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: Claude will launch new SaaS companies and will cover the entire 1.5T+ market

[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: First hour is fake, right guys? Right!?

[+5] u/TJMBeav: This is going to get messy soon

[+5] u/xironically23: I bought a spx call in the morning, smartest person here

[+5] u/zephyrs85: Now a good time to go all in on MSFT?

[+5] u/MartianInvestor: Where tf is the floor? 😂

[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Msft a bad day away from wiping out all of 2024 gains as well

[+5] u/Remarkable-Ear-1592: quite impressive how much damage one can do in one year

[+5] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Some of you are extremely fearful, and it shows

[+5] u/BakaYellow: Dam msft is trading like a shitcoin

What's going on Nutella

[+5] u/jacked2datitz: I always time these sell offs perfectly, buy in right at the start FFS

[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Don't fall for the V

[+5] u/tinymeatsnack: Some people are calling it the greatest V of all time

[+5] u/Open_Sir_8830: It is times like these that you full port calls. That is how millionaires are made.

[+5] u/calv178: Should have just bought sndk

[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 economy is becoming like 2022

[+5] u/BigShmokeBuffer: 🎶 Come with meee and you’ll beee

In a world of pure deprivation

You’ll be poor and sell your kidneys,

In a world of tariffication.

Your calls begin, as a win

But soon lead to rectal disfiguration

What you see will defy explanation 🎶

[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Well it tried to V, turned into a cat instead

[+5] u/Hongkongjai: I’m surprised silver hasn’t crashed again just to fuck with people

[+5] u/kolovod: V is violent reversal

[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Liberation 4.0 had arrived! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣

[+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: We? Brother him and his crew made BILLIONS of dollars in less than a year. This is the greatest thing on earth for them

[+5] u/hv876: Flat in street (market hours) and freak in the sheets (AH and pre-market)

[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Stop sofi, you’re dead already

[+5] u/Classic-Test4979: ibrx can we get much higher?!!!

[+5] u/teamyg: You would wonder why 0dte was invented, because it is the fastest way for Wall Street Banksters, to rob you; legally.

[+5] u/Urzuck: My europoor italian market is up +0,98% and +4,26% ytd lol, with spy ytd performance and the value of dollar plummeting is basically impossible to invest in this market.

[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: CAT the new safety stock

[+5] u/davey1343: anyone buying the dip?

[+5] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The only people CNBC invites on air to discuss gold are the ones who have no idea why the price keeps going up. They just attributed gold’s rise to sheer momentum or capital flows, without any understanding of why the capital is flowing into gold. They assume it’s just a bubble.

[+5] u/JakeSal10: The only disability in life is a bad attitude. $686 C

[+5] u/daytraderrr: CASH GANG CHECK IN!!!!!

[+5] u/zephyrs85: Tf we do to deserve this

[+5] u/iTouchStuff: someone tell bondi about the DOW

[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Imagine trying to increase exports by screaming “BUYER BEWARE” LMAO

[+5] u/skilas: My face when I own NVO, NFLX, and ORAC. 🤦‍♂️

[+5] u/ejunior1234: my 684P 2/24 were down 65% this morning. Yes i sold for a 12% profit, get me the fuck out.

[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: I am monitoring the situation guys no worries

[+5] u/anonymouse56: Imagine voting for this clown as a boomer and watching your retirement fade away because of a temper tantrum 😂

[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: lol at NVO.  Remember when it was $140?

[+5] u/W_Malinowski: Please stop the scam Vs for no reason

[+5] u/jogolagey: Hard not to panic sell

[+5] u/DingleJingle_: The Wall St. guys can't fly the hookers in today. Red day.

[+5] u/vandammes: NOTHING EVEN IF YOU WIN SOMETIMES YOU STILL GET BANNED HAPPENED 1 TIME TO ME

[+5] u/Bravadette: Mean reversion for ASTS looks very near. Sooner we hit bottom sooner we can jump again.

[+5] u/Creative-Doctor3118: I’m back. Got banned for joking about dr@ggjn someone around concrete after they joked about finding an oracle monkey doll and cuddling it. Puts on Reddit.

[+5] u/teh_herper: Can't wait to hear what Michael Saylor has to say about 🌽 curing cancer and generating infinite energy for the millionth time this week again

[+5] u/Neader: Satya's gotta be worried about his job atp

[+5] u/MrLebouwski: Sell everything, it’s over LMAO

[+5] u/TreGet234: Big tech and meme tech getting eviscerated. Sorry to anyone holding some of the garbage than ran up big last year til october.

[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Can he taco already, I’m down bigly

[+5] u/Out_Phishing: Thought the bombs would drop on iran this past weekend and got some puts as a hedge, but the only bombs that fell were on my port.

[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: Calls on bombing NVO instead of Iran.

[+5] u/stupidber: If you liked netflix at 94 and 84 youll love it at 74

[+5] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Decrepit old man posts a mad tweet and I lose my money 

Fun!

[+5] u/PushAble2463: Geeh, I really wonder why the rest of the world is pulling out of this pos casino

[+5] u/knoqd_: Claude will replace the S&amp;P 500 soon

Sell your VOO shares

[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: "actually ai is BAD for the market and is going to cause a crash because everyone will code their own software" yeah right

[+5] u/EyeSea7923: Oil stocks keep climbing in the background.... Shhhh don't tell WSB.

[+5] u/OhtaniStanMan: I dont even own a nflx subscription anymore because nothing good on yet I am bull on nflx

Thats why I'm here

[+5] u/Top-Acadia-1936: Ok.  I take back what I said about “probably green” today.  Got dayum.

[+5] u/Successful_Doubt8632: Loaded calls now do the thing

[+5] u/Relevant_Vehicle6994: Oh it’s not going down. It’s going dowwwwwn

[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: It keeps dropping because regards keep buying calls lmao.

[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Shit is going to $670 again lmao

[+5] u/leestowncat: Holy… i can’t watch anymore. I didn’t even buy anything.

[+5] u/Successful_Doubt8632: my friend said her work out goals are to crush Pam Bondi's head with her thighs

[+5] u/codespyder: That 9:40 fake pump was legendary

[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Is the V in the room with us permabols?

[+5] u/calv178: Why can’t I just buy puts in so regarded

[+5] u/ServeValuable6460: The problem is if you sell everything now, you’re still going to look at it and jump in at the next pump

[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Hello, is it V you are looking for?

[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: On a happier note, TSLA is below 400

[+5] u/n0m0rem0ney: calls or puts for 0dte SPY today. Upvote call downvote put

[+5] u/Expensive_Log3649: FUCK this shit why isn't my money going up

[+5] u/JakeSal10: I feel like you have to buy calls with the state of the union tomorrow… no way does 🥭let his precious market tank further

[+5] u/harryburton420: spy don’t you give up you little whore

[+5] u/Snoo_9489: We should get a WSB ETF

[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Looks like the AI trick no longer works

[+5] u/Cup-Oh-Noodle: People saying calls tomorrow…..I don’t think this is going back up until we know if we strike Iran or not this week.

[+5] u/LetsGoAhoy: Billionaire CEO doing AMA telling us to buy calls is definitely a bearish sign

[+5] u/elegance78: Anyone understand the orange 'tard's ramblings on tariffs and "fees" this morning? Bit hard to follow...

[+5] u/Expensive_Log3649: NVO has dipped in low 40s 3 times and it has always recovered throughtout the day all three times. Should i buy this dip chat?

[+36] u/CFBCommentor: If you voted for Trump, just fuck you

[+20] u/POWRAXE: SPY is officially negative YTD. Meanwhile international indexes are up almost 10%.

[+19] u/SearchUsual5193: https://preview.redd.it/7bl1zupjralg1.jpeg?width=1079&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=45ab594dce2f30d79a29ede767fc85ece9e4fe17

[+18] u/greatfool667: Watching my portfolio always makes me feel like Hitler in the last days, as positions fall back and I am increasingly amped on stimulants and raving madly in a bunker blaming anyone I can think of

[+16] u/sylphvanas: Down another $10k today. Fuck this shit

[+16] u/neverthy: Any msft bagholders here?

[+15] u/Ok_Door_9720: That drunk lady really jinxed us with that whole 50k DOW thing.

[+15] u/HandsomeTod11: SPY hits 666 and Jeffrey is resurrected in TelAviv

[+15] u/tropicalia84: If you would have bought MSFT this same time in 2024 you'd be down.

[+15] u/d33p7r0ubl3: This market fucking sucks

[+15] u/DoubleFamous5751: I am very tired of winning

https://preview.redd.it/qy5x5zer5blg1.jpeg?width=1170&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=f0143f22e168c7dc2fbccb706c7a4b335596bad4

[+14] u/Stonkrates: El Mencho was the last bull holding this up

[+14] u/severed02: Walmart at 45 P/E and Costco at 53 P/E might be the biggest clown show of this entire market right now

[+13] u/LostandConfused2024: So over these fucking tariffs!

[+13] u/tandoori_taco_cat: now

is

the

time

to panique

[+13] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: it turns out that implementing a consumption based tax is not good for an economy that runs on consumption

[+13] u/Ok_Cry7572: The Fwd P/E of the Tech sector is now at PAR with Consumer Staples. 

market is now valuing Tech at the same multiple as boring/slow growth Staples companies.

That has only happened 3 times in the last 7 years: COVID, the 2022 Bear Market, and Liberation Day.

[+13] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Got fucked pretty hard today. See you guys tomorrow.

[+13] u/shasta747: Hey bears I'm not fucking leaving

https://preview.redd.it/hew5bj58aalg1.png?width=1170&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c360679b310093671eab4d356dcc607b0e82e7fc

[+13] u/MorningAlternative43: Lost 50% of my portfolio today. Wiped out my YTD gains. Tuff lmao

[+12] u/Polysorbate800: “Believe it or not, calls”

- guy whose port is down 30% this year

[+12] u/---Right--Tackle---: #i got a zero tolerance policy for profits ✋

[+12] u/kalakesri: Tech bros when they scrap copyrighted material without permission: if i don’t take it someone else will 😏

Tech bros when someone steals their stuff: noo this is corporate espionage it’s unfair 😭

[+12] u/Marshmallowmind2: If you are a very good talker and moderately competent you'll go far in life.

[+12] u/Open-Yak-3708: #THAT BULL TRAP RIGHT AT THE OPEN WAS EVIL AS HELL. BUGGEST BULL TRAP OF 2026 SO FAR

[+12] u/NocturnalCereal: https://preview.redd.it/h007wx8n5alg1.png?width=1024&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=7bfe2b24cf70b63da5be2df093c329719b4956cc

[+12] u/kjl8921: I’ve been a bull in this market but I genuinely don’t know what to be bullish about anymore. Fake mango numbers don’t work anymore

[+12] u/KekRico: LOOKS LIKE THE MARKET STILL CARES ABOUT THE TARIFFS MONKAS

[+12] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Looks like Microsoft 365 was a share price prophecy.

[+11] u/Creative-Package6213: Louisiana...for data centers...fucking lol. Gonna be hilarious to watch that uptime drop when tornadoes and hurricanes are constantly plowing through there.

[+11] u/Intelligent-Grape-12: Software Companies pouring trillions to kill software companies is classic prisoners dillema.

[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: r/conservative still not trying to hear about the Files

[+11] u/mugirawraw: Caught the knife on MSFT 385 🫩

[+11] u/Bob_the_peasant: #i declare Microsoft

I mean bankruptcy

[+11] u/Suspicious-Composer8: MSFT never going back up??

[+11] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: So apparently anthropic is gonna bankrupt every company on planet earth, neat.

[+10] u/Revolutionary_Will60: Full port gold was the play

[+10] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Chat gpt is low key regarded af now

[+10] u/wildcat1055: Red today. Red tomorrow. Red Wednesday. 

Unless you buy puts.

[+10] u/photosynthescythe: If her coochie doesn’t drip a lil when she gives you head it’s not true love

[+10] u/BGMilan: when did this become a doomer sub

[+10] u/GarlicSweaty4987: Just woke up…did Biden auto pen go rogue and cause a sell off?

[+10] u/zestykite: we still just 2% off ath but feels like death right now

[+10] u/Adventurous_Day9254: fuck sakes can we just get another 1 percent drop already so my 675p will print

[+10] u/ev01ution: MSFT makes me depressed

[+10] u/jonneh: # ARREST THAT MFER CLAUDE BRO HE A MENACE 😭😭😭

[+10] u/Bulky_Musician8464: When will Trump learn to keep his fucking mouth shut?

[+10] u/Pioladoporcaputo: Turns out El Mencho was all that was keeping the bottom from falling off

[+10] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Imagine buying “digital gold” when you can just buy real gold instead of

[+10] u/Total_Schedule591: Green rally incoming to end the day

[+10] u/anonkraken: His pride and joy, the US capital markets, the only thing that is not currently fucked, is looking pretty fucked.

[+10] u/HDauthentic: Actually the DOW isn’t even 49,000 you dumb bitch

[+10] u/TheoryInttro: Abort! Abort! That's no V, that's an M!

[+9] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #If you like MSFT at 400 youll love it at 350

[+9] u/Burtonwurton: I would of never guessed that MSFT would be the demise of my port. Couldnt be all the other stupid shit I bought before, no, it was fucking microsoft.

[+9] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: “Any Country that wants to ‘play games’ with the ridiculous supreme court decision, especially those that have ‘Ripped Off’ the U.S.A. for years, and even decades, will be met with a much higher Tariff, and worse, than that which they just recently agreed to,” he wrote in a post on Truth Social on Monday. “BUYER BEWARE!!!”

When did we become such a clown show for the world?

[+9] u/boztron: Down a cool 14 grand so far today

[+9] u/weewoowewoooo: I’m out lmfao fuck this market

[+9] u/ChazHollywood: SPY Down 1.2% and we haven't even bombed Iran yet.

[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: 🥭 is straight up whining on truth social

[+9] u/KroKart100: Was up 2k today down 2k now. Fuck

[+9] u/givemethestars000: The market is dumping because El Mencho is dead

[+9] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: I bought IBM on liberation day and im in the red LMFAO

[+9] u/tjinga2u: Tired of this market being stuck in the same range for the past 3 months 😒

[+9] u/rioferdy838: orange man really has fucked things up

[+9] u/Relative_Device_8325: Get up sir MSFT, get up.

[+9] u/SouthNice7324: I was greedy when others were fearful. I can confirm that is a load of bs

[+9] u/Punjab94: Mfst has a lower PE than Costco and wallmart lol. This market is retarded

[+9] u/bearwithme23: they're taking the hobbits to isengard

[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: rip micro soft 1975-2026 it had a good run

[+9] u/artandambition: Somebody post the picture of Ben Affleck smoking a cig.

[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: Imagine buying stocks when gold exists

[+9] u/RagingBearBull: CNBC : "Our Guest here today explain why AI can replace 99% of the workforce, let start by asking ... Can AI replace you?"

Guest : "How Dare you ask that question, I am special and no AI can replace me because I am special and you are not"

this is basically the AI hype

[+8] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: PayPal news.

We're in a recession without saying we're in a recession.

[+8] u/thedyslexicdetective: I wish the Bloomberg analysists would just say “yeah we’re in a clown market “

[+8] u/Historical_Iron_5920: Bols are just getting wrecked 

MSFT is in free fall destroying dip buyers

[+8] u/WeakPeak1015: this shit was way more entertaining with emojis

[+8] u/OnceALoser: Incoming V they said. Buy calls they said. A big FU to “them”.

[+8] u/GamblingMikkee: Fuck AI for ruining so many companies share prices. Screw you Anthropic

[+8] u/borat_he_like_you: This stock market is highly retarded and makes me sick

AI is going to take my job so I thought let me hedge by investing in AI stocks so I can have a safety net

Now my AI stocks are going down and I'm about to lose my job. Fuck...

[+8] u/Mellow_Toninn: This administration is so booty cheeks 🥴 almost impressively bad

[+8] u/OnceALoser: Instead of watching red market go redder, I could just go help my neighbors clean the snow and make $20.

[+8] u/followedbymeteor: 0% chance the rich fucks that run this country don't pump the market into the state of the union tomorrow

[+8] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I’ve bought three MSFT dips in the last month and have gotten slaughtered every time. Should I buy a fourth dip?

[+8] u/PositiveToe2761: I’m going to be very honest Jensen. Do not even think about saying the word capex on Wednesday

[+8] u/Senpai_Slime: Thats because it is, this is a controlled selloff because a crash fucks institutional investors, your portfolio will bleed but numbers will stay flat more broadly

[+8] u/yyzindieee: I dont mind the red knowing /u/Teamyg is in the spin cycle 😂 enjoying getting chopped tard?

[+8] u/HandsomeTod11: CPI = child p*rn index and that shit be through the roof

[+8] u/Helpful-Event5153: bought calls at the top and puts at the bottom.

[+8] u/mankey21: My studies show fortune does infact NOT favour the bold

[+8] u/natekates: IBM smoked -11% after Anthropic announces Claude can streamline COBOL code.

If you know what Anthropic is gonna announce next, you could make generational wealth shorting whatever sector it will disrupt...

[+8] u/AlphaHarmony: could you imagine if we V back up to open?

[+8] u/visualexstasy: HOOD and RDDT. Will you stop dropping 5% everyday for 1 week please for the love of god

[+8] u/KaladinRS: Is anyone making money? I've been bleeding for months

[+8] u/followedbymeteor: Tomorrow night mango spends 90 min talking about how we have deported 174 million immigrants that have committed rape and/or murder and not a single non criminal immigrant and how tariffs have brought in an all time record 786 billion dollars in revenue - the most revenue in history - and that foreign countries paid every dime of it, and 70 million idiots are gunna be like wow amazing results 👍 and buy microsoft and tesla

[+8] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Get IV crushed on HIMS lmao

[+8] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: one of these days I'll call the flip correct.

[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: What I really need is AI to re-grout and caulk my bathroom. Such a pain in the ass.

[+8] u/UnivalveX: when in doubt just buy calls. if in further doubt then buy further calls

[+8] u/alone-in-the-chat: Fuck this shit, it does not make any fucking sense

[+8] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Corn edging ahead of MSFT in the race to zero

[+8] u/Fun-Fox-6818: Did Wells Fargo really lowered AMZN price target from 305 to 304 😂

[+8] u/Allinmoney: Many ah young ones lost their trading accounts today. Rip. 🙏

[+8] u/StonklordBenno: Lol, tried playing it safe with Mastercard and Novo Nordisk shares 🤡

[+8] u/Ok-Concern5591: is it normal $MSFT P/E is less than half of Costco?

[+8] u/ev01ution: I just bought more MSFT calls and it dips even more. Wtf

[+8] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: AI is like a black hole, its consuming everything and collapsing on itself

[+8] u/Burtonwurton: Lol it does get worse for MSFT. I am deader.

[+8] u/sentientfunyun: msft single handedly raping everyone in existence....

[+8] u/Stewarto_0705: Microsoft resuming the dump, lovely

[+8] u/tropicalia84: I think it might be finally time to short MSFT

[+8] u/colinr813: The hotline getting posted in here then the next day S&amp;P going up 10% has to be my favorite trading memory ever.

[+7] u/ChefBoyRD-92: Anthropic is throat fucking my CRWD position.

[+7] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: There is a silver lining for this tariff tantrum, it means his dum ass is gonna lose midterms.

[+7] u/donkeybray: MSFT at $386.50 going to Microsoft365 soon.

[+7] u/TheRealArmament: Down 20k since January am I cooked

[+7] u/ThetaGrim: Investors: "down 1%, huh slow day I guess" 

You idiots : "I'm down 30%!! Clown market!"

[+7] u/sftheory: J.G. Wentworth just told me it's actually not MY money.

[+7] u/blindrubberchicken: Thank you Pam Bondi, thank you.

[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Back pain is no joke .. sucks to be old

[+7] u/shindiggaa: I just woke up. How are my calls looking?

[+7] u/RegardedDegen: The MSFT chart looks like my testosterone levels after I've been on WSB for too long. Send help.

[+7] u/successful_gap_v3: $MSFT -5% on the one year chart

[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: Thinking of booking a cruise to mexico

[+7] u/OnceALoser: It’s gonna be like this until Cramer comes and says that we are doomed.

[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Just woke up how are my spy 700 and msft 400 calls doing

[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: People selling MSFT at this price have no idea about the tech industry....

[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Damn IBM getting nuked out there today

[+7] u/get_da_maney: Back to 689 tomorrow open lmao

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: bunch of college guys can’t hangout blindfolded in a basement these days 

we used to be a country..

[+7] u/followedbymeteor: The name of this sub should be changed to 
r/retardsbuyingcallsnomatterwhat

[+7] u/AltruisticWeb3791: So where’s the vibe coded Salesforce, slack, zoom, Adobe etc replacements? These companies are reporting increasing revenue each quarter and AI fear is making them go down. So where’s the so called AI coded competitors ? I don’t see any

[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: Is anybody having a good time? Lmfao

[+7] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: All you idiots kept saying 🥭 was great for the economy and market.

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: anal with a girl is a gateway drug to homosexuality

[+7] u/HandsomeTod11: Texas losing money on 🌽 will never not be funny

[+7] u/Federal-Ad-644: This market has aged me 20 years the past year

[+7] u/ev01ution: I blame anyone that voted for him. Fuck

[+7] u/saw-it: If this keeps going, they might have to release all of the files to distract us from the DOW not being 50,000

[+7] u/actuallyrealperson: SaaS is fucking me in the aaS...

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: Don’t worry guys this is just another dip opportunity. Go ahead, spend more money.

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: are you guys getting paid to hype anthropic/claude

[+7] u/sanndman: If we dont have dow50k, we have NOTHING.

[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: I have somehow convinced 4 women to lick my butthole over the years. Women need to do better.

[+7] u/qx2: I can’t wait for the usual cope message, “we only .5% percent” bullshit post

[+7] u/SmurfStop: silver picking up the pace

[+7] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: 2026 MAG-7 TO BE RE-BRANDED AS RAG-7 , SINCE ALL IT DOES IS BLEED

[+7] u/greyenlightenment: MSTR now a $13 billion loss after 6 years of this

[+7] u/Evander85: If 🌽 drops below $64k we might be seeing $63k next

[+7] u/rbr_r: I honestly think we see SPY 600 before we ever see SPY 700

[+7] u/illicit_FROG: Dow below 49k.... pedos straight to jail right?

[+7] u/automaticman89: MSFT now worth less than the day GPT4.1 was released.

[+6] u/No_Economist3815: Heard Jensen was spotted in a jean jacket. Puts it is.

[+6] u/hugepelican: Bears...Bulls...why can't we all just be friends and enjoy losing money together? Is that too much to ask?

[+6] u/spacemoses: im only going to be able to afford feeding my kids sawdust and dryer lint after today

[+6] u/TheCrazedGoat: $682 must have the tightest puss

[+6] u/Forgery: The misreading of the impact of Ai on security is so funny.  We're about to see an explosion of Ai-discovered vulnerabilities and investors are selling off their cybersecurity stocks because they think vibe-coders are going to replace them.

[+6] u/followedbymeteor: Shit in one hand and wish for tariff refund in the other 

Now you have 2 hands full of shit

[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: &gt;Bull or Bear, depending on if we’re in an uptrend or downtrend:

&gt;#WOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH FUCK YOU [Bulls or Bears], IM ALWAYS RIGHT, THIS IS GOING TO LAST FOREVER

[+6] u/Material-Gift6823: I mean that has been the case Since this demon became president

[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: she's a 10 but she bought MSFT calls last friday

[+6] u/No_Judgment_9267: Should i fcking all in on MSFT ?

[+6] u/meNriveBabylon: Lost so much today quitting for today. Will be coming back tomorrow

[+6] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: Of course today was the day I bought calls instead of puts... Tried to inverse myself, would have finally been right instead.

[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: This MSFT movement is so fucking ridiculous

[+6] u/svpa3991: What a perfect time to go all in 0DTE calls

[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Holy shit, MSFT sub-390

[+6] u/borat_he_like_you: This stock market is fucking retarded

And I thought Wall Street were smart Ivy League grads lmao 🤣 🤦‍♂️

[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: 7000 tomorrow is practically guaranteed

[+6] u/ImFaucy: This shit so rigged bro

[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I bought shares Idgaf

[+6] u/One_Impression_2253: i’ve never seen a dumpier setup (yes i have)

[+6] u/Bobtheslobs: I love to lose money

[+6] u/Buschman11: Not a fucking bol in sight

[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: Can’t wait for midterm results 🤡

[+6] u/catfromgarfield: sir we've received those new lows you ordered

[+6] u/saw-it: I just know if I buy calls now, we’ll get the 10th leg down

[+6] u/Plus_Refrigerator839: SPY 685 plz save my port I don’t wanna stop being a regard

[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: whos homosexual and bankrupt

[+6] u/followedbymeteor: The CPI numbers are straight up not correct

[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: If you haven’t sold everything yet you’re only going to be crying by end of week

[+6] u/Accomplished-Newt339: Now I'm going to buy Ethereum, nothing could go wrong

[+6] u/dankeyschon: Novo's new drug can't even match the one Lilly currently has, lol. Don't bet against America, baby.

[+5] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: So many stocks trading near April lows but somehow SPY is only -2.5% from ATH

[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Guys these Mexico tickets to the World Cup are so cheap right now!!!

[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: mommy mommy Microsoft’s doing that thing again where it takes all my money

[+5] u/qx2: Spy is a cheap $5 corner bitch

[+5] u/cannythecat: If no taco market is doomed

[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: I tried raising taxes on my citizens indirectly, through importers.  It worked for a while - they passed the costs to the consumers while pretending they were eating them.  But now the people I appointed to SCOTUS say I have to give them back.  Not to the consumers who actually paid the bulk of them, mind you, but to the importers.  The importers basically had an excuse to get better margins for a year.

I still need the money and the leverage over other countries makes my smol pp feel strong, so I'm going to raise taxes again on my citizens indirectly, but higher this time.  I will face no repercussions.

[+5] u/type_error: Not sure heaven is where that mofo is going to

[+5] u/_RAPTORMAN_: On a call with IT support and this mf GRINDR notifications are lighting up the headset. Congrats to this guy, damn

[+5] u/solidsneeze: Breaking: Claude can make a burrito bowl, fly an airliner, and satisfy your wife  ...all at the same time

[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: gold is literally sucking up all free money no wonder equities are doing badly and crapto is in shambo

[+5] u/Junior-Ad-5076: Sold my puts have a good day regards 🧙🏻‍♂️❤️
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