What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 20, 2026

[+103] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: If we were all made to be an image of God why am I poor retarded and gay? [+102] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Size position big: Massive loss Size position small: Smallest gain on Earth [+85] u/orangeyougladiator: No one is hiring, no one has a job, no liquidity, no credit. Calls [+71] u/Unassisted3P: **I'M DONE WITH SPY** ^until ^tomorrow [+65] u/cbusoh66: These fucking headlines man "Wall Street is pushing back against the AI 'scare trade' Pushing back against whom? Who the fuck is selling the software stocks, isn't it Wall Street? 🤡 [+64] u/SINYACHTA: My calls are worthless amd I just got laid off. Puts on my mental health [+57] u/Jeffoxy: my port is red and my wife is reading a “romance” book about a minotaur [+55] u/DarthOniichan: This market is just algos fighting algos. Options are a fucking waste of time. [+47] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck you ADBE, MSFT, TSLA, FIG, NVDA, AMD, META, ORCL, AMZN, NFLX, CVNA and fuck you hedges too [+45] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 444.0 within **1 day** when it was 410.714 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 2 wins and 183 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+44] u/Godslil: I know former strippers turned real estate agents with higher profit margins than Opendoor. [+44] u/Mental-Weakness-567: That pump was just enough to fuck over your puts huh [+39] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: I don't need a wife, I have Microsoft to take my money. [+33] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: you ever sit back and marvel at how you've completely let yourself go, like how truly out of control you are of your life and how there's no hope of truly recovering, like yeah you could get lucky and make the money back but that will never fill the deep emptiness within you that drives you to gamble in the first place, fucking open the casino again already I can't just sit here with my thoughts, oh god oh god oh god how did it get like this [+32] u/MeepoSpam24-7: with 60k capital I made 3$ today.. [+32] u/Internal_Field5970: If you loved 🌽 at 125k, you’ll love it at sub 60k tonight [+30] u/DesignerSea494: Let me be the first to say, preemptively, Prince Andrew didn’t kill himself. [+29] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Hey guys! I’m a 41 year old father of 3. I just came into a large inheritance. Long story short my coworker got wind of this and told me to come here and ask about “options trading”? Well anyway nice to meet you all, happy to learn [+25] u/cannythecat: 1929 - greedy stock bols borrowing too much money to buy stocks on margin. 1999 - greedy tech bols buying useless unprofitable tech companies. 2008 - greedy real estate bols buying too many houses without having the money to pay for them. Every financial crash and disaster is caused by bulls. Seems to me like the bols are the problem here [+25] u/sharkenleo: So if tariffs get struck down tomorrow, we should get an inverse Liberation Day type move, but up...right? That's how that works? [+24] u/jmc774: Stock market at ATHs port at ATLs [+23] u/Jeffoxy: can’t believe the **DEMS** are trying to cover up the aliens by talking about the epstein files.. [+22] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Bers praying for war so their puts go from -99% to -85% [+22] u/Effective_Dog3089: Crypto is all about taking a 50% loss to protect against 4% inflation [+22] u/wyudtix: this Alien stuff feels like yet another distraction. I have distraction fatigue [+21] u/orsomeshitidk: Can I sue my broker for letting a retard have access to options? [+21] u/stupidber: I'm the CEO of a hot dog company. I've worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn't prepared for what I've just seen. Your life is about to change. So what can you do? Buy as many hot dogs as you can. [+21] u/GoZukkYourself: FED'S KASHKARI SAID TODAY: "Crypto has been around for more than a decade, and it's utterly useless" [+20] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: To Catch A Predator: White House Edition [+20] u/abroadbroadband: Imagine losing to us at hockey # 🫵 Canada, prepare to be absorbed as a country 🇺🇸🫡 THOSE ARE THE RULES. [+19] u/stupidber: Checking the Pentagon pizza thing 3x a day [+18] u/watisdat: Bruh I’m so fucked it’s not even funny. [+18] u/GoZukkYourself: I can't wait until the Supreme Court kicks the can down the road once again tomorrow morning. [+18] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: OPEN earnings call is my Super Bowl [+18] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Shorting IREN in case the algos sell it off when the IRAN strikes begin [+18] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: OPEN put holders, don't worry, you can trade in your port for some cold hard concrete under a freeway overpass [+17] u/throwingitanyway: #MICROSOFT YOU PIECE OF SHIT [+17] u/Neel_Crashkari: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 [+17] u/Resident_Area_1474: who knew pam bondi was the top? i swear as soon as she flexxed 50,000 DOW, it was the ultimate top signal [+17] u/pootenanner: I’d say zoom out on spy if you’re worried but that’s actually more worrying tbh [+17] u/pussinbuuts: “Sir they’re still talking about the files” “RELEASE THE ALIENS” [+17] u/Weak_Emu3659: My bedroom is a mattress on a floor with a toilet next to it. [+17] u/Internal_Field5970: HE WAIVED HIS 2 MILLION SALARY TO MAKE BILLIONS ON CRYPTO [+16] u/solidsneeze: washington post showing positions of U.S. forces around Iran seems not ideal [+16] u/aftherith: One day you're calling bottoms and the next you're blowing tops. [+16] u/Moepenmoes: Iran this weekend huh? [+16] u/daedalus_dance: This is like the 5th time I've read this exact same sentence now: >The Supreme Court may finally decide the fate of President Trump's trade agenda as soon as Friday. It won't. They're off making noodles. Building lego and stuff. [+16] u/Brawmethius: Lol love the bot articles always trying to explain ERs. Like "open pops on revenue beat and successful turnaround." Look at actual ER, garbage. Look at option chain, degenerate. Just release the accurate headline man. " OPEN pops on degenerate option chain positioning, no one cares about ER fundamentals it resolved up thanks for playing." [+15] u/sickalligator: This market is cat piss [+15] u/PROMlSED: Bro what the fuck, I knew I owed taxes but I didn’t think they would be so quick to take it LMAO. I swear that was like 2 days, but back when I would get a refund it took them months to process. Greedy pigs [+15] u/IndependentUsual7444: I cannot envision a scenario tomorrow that doesn't involve a pump [+15] u/cat_herder4: I don't hate myself enough to watch this anymore [+15] u/Feedthemcake: if scotus rules tarriffs illegal, 12 hours later there's no longer an Iran. [+15] u/softboiledjadepotato: Pam Bondi at the next Oversight Hearing.. "but Congressman, (hands holding invisible sandwich pose)..."Aliens" [+15] u/MiamiDolphins: Everyone in this room is now stupider for having listened to this. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul [+15] u/itsnotshade: Can’t wait for zoomers to experience a war to “spread Democracy and liberate the people” then find out years later friends and family died for oil and war stocks. They had to wait a whole generation to pull that one again [+15] u/tombrady011235: I really hope SCOTUS says fuck your tariffs you stupid ugly orange pathetic piece of pedophile shit [+15] u/GoZukkYourself: SPY P/C ratio for tomorrow is over 3. A lot of puts to burn. [+15] u/Chad_Permabull_GOD: Just flew from Washington to the US capital. Here in Jerusalem you can really see our most advanced weapons getting prepared for the war with Iran. [+14] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'd like a refund. I was told the market this year would be volatile, not range bound for months on end with no end in sight. [+14] u/housemoneyrocketship: Are your puts cooked? ✅ Yes [+14] u/Jeffoxy: just a couple of handsome, cool guys checking out each other’s charts **no gay stuff** [+14] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: God I want fuck you money so badly [+14] u/enc-nyc: Now they’re dressing JD into some green pants and make him run around pretending he is bearded alien. Anything to distract from those files. [+14] u/TinkTonk101: These threads used to have people talking about stocks in them [+14] u/Ok_Cry7572: The year is 2050. Your electric car won't start for 48 hours because your comments on social media were deemed too "offensive". [+14] u/Skeezerman: Imagine doing such fucked up shit that you need to tell people about aliens to distract them [+14] u/bubbawears: Another bipolar day on the Epstein/Israel market [+14] u/SalemKinkTrials: Gee I wonder if home sale numbers will be up. Me and my 8 roommates will be watching intently. [+14] u/Internal_Field5970: WE HAD THE WORST INFLATION UNDER JOE BIDEN BECAUSE OF THE MONEY THEY PRINTED DURING COVID SO 🥭 INHERITED HIS OWN MESS! [+14] u/Internal_Field5970: 🥭 WANTED TO GIVE HIMSELF THE MEDAL OF HONOR [+14] u/uselessdipshite: Wow homeless dude just gave ME a dollar [+14] u/diefy7321: This place has now become the same 7 bers jerking each other off smh [+14] u/ozarkabottle: Why is it always the man's penis that is the fault if a women can't get an orgasm. Never is it the women's fault. [+14] u/mneymaker: Please fellow bulls. Don't get too cocky here before market opens, jinxing our green tendies. Be humble, let the bear silence talk in the daily thread and THEN WE START "LMAO BEARS EXTERMINATED" etc [+14] u/pink_ego_box: 🥭 rambling about tariffs while the US reported today the largest trade deficit in goods of all time lmao [+13] u/Mr-Bonnet: # OPEEEN # DAT # ASSS [+13] u/dylanx5150: Might have to ride the OPEN hype train for a couple of days. [+13] u/theineffablebob: tomorrow will be the best day in history for the US stock market [+13] u/NewDawn101: Avocado toast is like $1300 no wonder economy in the dump [+13] u/Sick0h: VIX over 20. No moves more than 0.5% in 4 days. [+13] u/Boheed: This market has trained me well. There will either be war, or no war. 🧘 [+13] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #Average lifespan of a typical wsb account from boom 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 to bust is 60 days [+13] u/orangeyougladiator: Anyone wanna transfer me $100k and I’ll transfer them back $150k in a week? [+13] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Iran’s literal letter to the UN, second paragraph, starts with “On 18 February 2026, in a social media post, the President of the United States…” anyway calls [+13] u/swampassOG: Nothing is dumping, dickheads Stop making me check RH [+13] u/Paul_Robert_: The pic of former Prince Andrew after he got arrested, is absolute Cinema ✋😩🤚 [+13] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Just think about it this way guys, we’ve collectively lost more money than literal retards. [+13] u/bearhunter429: #Futes pump every night and we are red every day LMAO🤌🦅🗽 [+13] u/solidsneeze: "Thank you for your attention to all these matters... except that one, you know." [+13] u/hettygreentypebeat: MENTAL BREAKDOWN CANCELED WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK [+13] u/Glock7enteen: mfs lose 1 trade and decide to blowup the entire account [+13] u/diefy7321: WSB used to be full of quality DD posts from people hyper focused on specific stocks Now it’s just millennials posting memes smh [+13] u/Moist_Chain_POL: good morning Europoors! ☀️ lets dump that American crap even more today! 👌🏽☕️ [+12] u/Apfelmoes_: Guys can we pump my port back to breakeven first before we do the war? The two stocks I need pumped the most are RDDT and BULL. So if everyone could please buy those so I can sell them before tomorrow's close that'd be great. In order to breakeven I need a 7% pump on RDDT and a 250% pump on BULL. Thanks in advance 👍 [+12] u/barelyreadsenglish: Member the previous 10 times we were sure they were ruling on tariffs? I member [+12] u/Actual_Difference617: MSFT today -0.06%. Theta is fucking my ass every day. [+12] u/igotshrimps: Why do my passive investments make 500% more than my retarded trades? [+12] u/Jeffoxy: hold the DOOR **HOLD DOOR** #HODOR [+12] u/Kirko_Cousins: 1DTE SPY $690 call gang, checking in.🙋‍♂️ [+12] u/Cold_Distribution273: My vix calls just shot up 50% in the last 5 minutes lol [+12] u/Delicious_Put_5857: its crazy obama makes a throwaway "yea statistically aliens prob exist but idk" statement on a podcast and then we have 12 levels of bullshit and here we are. i just dunno how we have a functional society when everyones this bad faith and retarded idk. [+12] u/alfred250: What is with all the $1300 gain posts? Congrats bro, you got a month of groceries and gas. [+12] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 saw the attention Obama got for talking about aliens. Now he wants that attention for himself lmao [+12] u/FalconGhost: FUTES RUNNING. Bears disintegrated tomorrow [+12] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: 🥭 actually has made me stop coming to WSB more and more. it's just annoying bullshit at this point all the time. last term it was him and China back and forth so at least there was something. now it's just all fucking charades. [+12] u/DarkR124: More insane oil option volume today. People really betting on it kicking off soon. BP - 530K. Normal 22K SHEL - 300K. Normal 10K. XLE - 330K. Normal 150K. OXY - 220K. Normal 55K. People either going to get wiped if things don’t happen or make bank. [+12] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: OPEN put buyer's in shambles, you love to see it [+12] u/Low_Sheepherder7990: I think I’m done with options after this week… markets too regarded [+12] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Industrials now have a higher forward PE than technology lmao [+12] u/Godslil: Just gonna full port Netflix calls, I'm gonna blow my port up anyways may as well simplify the process. [+12] u/uselessdipshite: 🥭you silly fucking twat [+12] u/CitronInfinite5304: My cousin in the navy asked me to place a big polymarket bet for him [+12] u/DanqueLeChay: 🥭: UFO files will be released [+12] u/DebtOk4461: Epstein, Iran, aliens. 🥭 is exhausting. [+12] u/Far-Requirement9180: I sold the bottom. You’re welcome lol [+12] u/ETFBro4DaWinz: I find it hilarious the tech bros all gossip about each other and hate each other. Imagine being that rich but just absolutely hating life. Whatever you think of Buffett, lad seemed to be fkn loving it, guzzling his coca cola and whatever shitty confectionary Kraft Heinz makes. [+12] u/Academic_Lock_1699: It's literally aliens vs predators right now when it comes to the news😄 [+12] u/9tacos: Aliens 👽 please abduct the Scrotus [+11] u/abroadbroadband: Tariff ruling is a joke either way, importers already passed on that cost to us and it's not like they're gonna track me down to give me back thirty bucks SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!! [+11] u/jayxmor: This day could’ve been an email LOL [+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: Spy - 1.7% off ath Qqq - 5% off ath This feels tiring but it's a tiny tiny drop [+11] u/420Secured: I have 500 shares of AMZN and I’m up $200 👌 [+11] u/StopLossOptional: Some oil bear in here reported my comment about Iran. Bring back the old internet. This new one sucks. [+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Okay I don’t think I can handle this weaponized autism any longer [+11] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/damnthatbooty made a bet that SPY would go to 711.0 within **4 days** when it was 680.941 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 6 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+11] u/nobonesjones91: Moving back home with my parents [+11] u/CPA-hole: You already know Epstein is gonna be in the alien files [+11] u/strip_club_dj: I hope the aliens look like the Asari from Mass Effect rather than the typical greys depiction, though it's not a deal breaker if the ass is fat. [+11] u/Caughtx: Great all the stocks I bought are flat/dumpy and the ones I held off on buying are up I CANT [+11] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Does anyone else remember the good old days way back when we all just bought calls on tech stocks everyday and everyone just made money everyday? I miss those simple times. [+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Why we doing this again? [+11] u/JakeSal10: I’m just gonna buy calls every day from here on out [+11] u/pineapplekiwipen: bols tomorrow we ride either to wendy's or to dorsia [+11] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I guess Eric Trump is heavily underwater on corn lul [+11] u/jda823: So much for 🥭 pumping the markets [+11] u/luckyinfil: Tomorrow, the Supreme Court has a chance to genocide all the bears once and for all [+11] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Future Bers in shambles rip. [+11] u/bearhunter429: #Futes RIPPIN which means tomorrow will be another red day LMAO🤌 [+11] u/DonDiabloTheGreat: Aliens, WW3 with nukes and a pedo president. What a fucking timeline we live in [+11] u/Gaseous_Clay_OK: Tomorrow’s trades will be made with unbridled rage [+11] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: *Welp. Turns out he raped aliens too, so you won’t be seeing those files either. Next question.* [+11] u/solidsneeze: the shell-shocked Andrew photo is how I look at my port at the end of every day [+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Boomers could never live up to the greatest generation.  So they are taking it out on the younger generations.  Gen X too destroyed by cigarette smoke and neglect is not gonna help.  Gen Z can barely speak full sentences due to covid and Fortnite and vaping. It’s up to the Millennials - growing up with the purest form of the internet - to save this country and world. [+11] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Job growth in 2025 was significantly weaker than initially reported, with revised data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics showing only 181,000 jobs added for the year, down from the initial 584,000 estimate. This marks the weakest non-recessionary year since 2003, with job gains concentrated in health care and social assistance, while federal government and financial sectors saw losses. That's an average of 301 jobs added per state per month for the entire year. I'm sure this nothing ... [+11] u/No_Stand5622: Supreme court decision will be redacted tomorrow. [+11] u/sonofalando: Supreme Court will look at tariffs and rule “double it and give it to the next person” 🤡🤡🤡 [+11] u/likefenixx: Feels like a massive rally today [+11] u/SwiftSG1: We could have Andrew shocked face emoji. [+11] u/TreGet234: Even during a europump faceripper spy struggles to be green. American stocks have turned into garbage. [+11] u/FalconGhost: Literally no reason to be bearish anymore [+11] u/Ok_Cry7572: mamdani’s wife looks like the girl who steals wallets from tourists in Italy😂😂 [+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Aliens huh? unzips pants. [+11] u/alfred250: Sam Altman is a more shady, more gay, Zuck [+11] u/im-doing-it-again: # the crypto cope 🤦‍♂️ [+10] u/Napster-mp3: May go down to New Orleans this weekend and see about fighting Shia Labeouf [+10] u/PristineDiscount3208: who thinks SCOTUS tariff ruling is actually happening tomorrow? 3rd time's the charm, right? [+10] u/IllBuyYourCar: It’s pissing rain here in SoCal. Tuesday night i swear a tornado came through my neighborhood at like 1am [+10] u/Jeffoxy: “you have a hot family 🥵” sir i’m a single dad to two middle school kids?? [+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Idea of having a second kid that will go to daycare is genuinely terrifying. Constantly sick between them and just lighting my salary on fire every month. [+10] u/InformalMeal9828: Lmao 🥭 literally releasing the alien files before the full Epstein files [+10] u/Cav829: I'm blaming all of you for BTC's resurrection. [+10] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: It’s not a gambling addiction, it’s an addiction to make money. -Mahatma Gandhi [+10] u/wyudtix: SaaS is dead. My AI agents vibe coded a cloud file storage app for me. Yeah it cost me around $15k in tokens and the app doesnt really work but at least I don't have to pay dropbox $9.99 per month anymore. Welcome to the AI revolution! [+10] u/jonneh: **Me**: Claude, give me a trading strategy for tomorrow. *Make no mistakes*. # **Claude**: 🫩 [+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: Klarna's valuation: 2021: $45 billion 2026: $5 billion apparently lending people money to buy shit they can’t afford isn’t good for business😂😂 [+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: welp ... zips up pants [+10] u/Jeffinslaw: I made an oopsie… I thought NVDA earnings were today 🤦‍♂️ nah, they’re next week. We we’ll see what happens to my 10 $190 calls that expire tomorrow lol. [+10] u/Kirko_Cousins: How do you like your PCE cooked? ^(Cool with a side of SPY 700?) [+10] u/jmc774: Everyone is expecting action tomorrow so it will be a boring theta day [+10] u/IllBuyYourCar: My grandma was telling me we were going soft as a country back in like 2005 She was ahead of the curve fr [+10] u/abroadbroadband: The United States is going to make a contribution of ten billion dollars to the Board of Peace _applause_ # Sure, why not. [+10] u/leomeng: I’m just exhausted. Congress is in their pocket and going along with whatever bc they don’t have a Plan B. Never thought it would get to this. So they are just bailing, hiding their heads in the sand, or blindly going along with it all bc they have no choice. Sup Ct really needs to rattle them. But they suck too [+10] u/bearhunter429: #I have visual confirmation of green futures. I repeat, I have visual confirmation of green futures. LMAO🤌🗽🦅 [+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Wait why is everyone talking about aliens the fuck did I miss [+10] u/31andnotdone: dont use teflon, dont eat seed oils, dont buy puts i cant live under this dicktaterchip anymore [+10] u/bearhunter429: #Holy fuck Canada isn't even in top 10 in gold medals in this year's winter olympics LMAO🤌 [+10] u/jonneh: > 🥭 will direct relevant departments and agencies to release files related to extraterrestrial life and UFOs # Do the aliens have the Epstein files? [+10] u/burneraccount1819: Aliens are bullish as fuck bois [+10] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Aliens declassified. Dude, space stocks are going to soar tomorrow. [+10] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: We are getting ready to bomb each other while the aliens are preparing to probe us all [+10] u/neutralpoliticsbot: Yo aliens 👽 never try options it’s not worth [+10] u/SwiftSG1: Supreme court decision: decide later [+10] u/No-Significance-8934: This house of cards is unsustainable. I’m staying liquid. [+10] u/pootenanner: Open sent me a mailer. Their deal was to buy my house. Fix it up. AND THEN give me profits when they sold it. Can’t imagine that makes them much money. [+10] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Can't wait for the Dow to be over 50000 again so the voices in my head stop talking [+10] u/throwawaydonaldinho: What the fuck is he even saying 😭 [+10] u/mallison945: calls on Andrew getting Epsteined in like two weeks [+10] u/Gom_KBull: Only 12 accounts on here are real, are men, and we all make out behind Wendy's on Saturdays. All else are fake Indian bots. [+10] u/pmotiveforce: Imagine being a nation of such absolute dummies, just cavernously empty headed, that you get excited about aliens bullshit. [+10] u/borat_he_like_you: Sam Altman, you dumb piece of shit we know you're reading this lol [+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: Page ONE of distract the nation while doing wild depraved policy sh\*t... promise declassification on aliens [+10] u/dtn8: Aliens gotta have a stock market too, can't wait to lose money there [+10] u/sanndman: can we get 9 adults to do their damn homework that's been overdue for months already? [+10] u/YourCautionaryTale: Bulls you can just go ahead and stop simulating your returns.  We're opening red [+9] u/bearhunter429: #Add stock trading to summer olympics and trading-on-ice to winter olympics LMAO🤌 [+9] u/JivinTrades: You thought calls was easy money? 🫵🏼🤡 [+9] u/Internal_Field5970: We are being lied to.  Data centers are not real.  Have you ever seen a data center or semi conductor?  No, they are fancy words made up by the RADICAL LEFT [+9] u/NotMe357: Japan CPI came as expected so no Carry Trade. Tomorrow we probably is gonna get another fake PCE report. [+9] u/swampassOG: Started from the bottom, now I'm way worse off tbh