12k in a week from trading Trumps tweets only

Was down over 4k on options and came to the conclusion that technical analysis is astrology for men and im too slow for it. Turned to mr insider trader that will always give guaranteed trading signals: Donald Trump. Anyways, Trump tweeted “go out and buy a dell” Instantly bought calls the moment he tweeted that and the stock ran 13% intraday. I have an app on my phone called TrumpSignal that tells me what stocks will be affected by his tweets so the moment I got notified the entirety of my robin hood portfolio went into this trade, $5 OTM call options on dell and was up over $12,000 by the end of the day. (There might also be similar “alert groups” on twitter) but I don’t trust those as much. I also dont want to have truth social on my phone. Weird reality we live in.