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[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: wen big beautiful correction
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: Sold AAPL for -$10k loss last week and it immediately shrek cocks up $5 the next day.
[+8] u/Harder_Than_Lemonade: It’s like the Koreans don’t even care about my portfolio. Bastards
[+6] u/SirNational258: I have 29400 puts on US Tech futures
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: I can't wait for 24/5 casino, they should prioritize that one, ASAP
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Can't wait for NVDA to close at 210 today
[+5] u/jdfan51: Everyone thinks September is bearish…calls
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Space has been cancelled
[+5] u/bigbadtaco11: Bro I can taste your anxiety stop
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: What's the deal with people that support public/private surveillance states getting mad when you post where they live, where their wife works, and what school their kids attend? Isn't that what they wanted?
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: !Banbet NVDA 222.65 10hr
[+5] u/wizlanator: Bomb this… bomb that… I don’t care I just want green positions
[+5] u/Ok_Rent5670: Plz RDDT go up today ffs 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Trizzz-y: Stroking my meat looking for shorts
[+5] u/Smooth_Necessary9858: I kind of want to see SLS loss porn after it dumps to a penny stock overnight but I think that makes me a bad person
[+17] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Breaking news: Russia says that Pakistan said that axios might report that peace talks are going well. Market expected to rally 3%
[+15] u/Born_Chocolate9295: i miss when we had 15 green days in a row back in april
[+10] u/AirwickS: We took Venezuela’s oil reserves, so now a certain someone feels emboldened to attack Iran and threaten their oil facilities.
[+10] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: My crunchyroll subscription stops the yen carry trade from unwinding
[+10] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Good morning peeps today is my birthday. May all of you flow in riches
[+10] u/twat_muncher: Not a single tweet to move the market since people paid 100,000 for 10 seconds access LOL
[+9] u/BFox1982: If KFed lowers rates at the next meeting, I will get a neck tattoo that says "Warsh your asshole"
[+9] u/MordorBlues: Last day of August. Hey...did you know September ends in "ber"? Like bear. Last day without this sub being spammed that every 0.2% dip in SPY.
[+8] u/RichSpecific4490: Why aren’t we asking when LLMs can replace management? My company sure as hell needs better leadership
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Come on Donny, just a small tweet to pump the markets
[+8] u/Successful_Rabbit907: I will personally mount every ber on my fireplace
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Not only US with bond yields through the roof
Germany and France also fucked lmao
[+6] u/Jerikolol: When is autism awareness month? Oh never mind, in this market that's every month.
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: Green by open
Probably a nice 2-3% green day
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Guys im buying the 100k subscription now. 1k for discord entry with live feed
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: A rug pull isnt coming, its death by 1000 cuts
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I just found my stock certificates from Pets.com, i think i am a millionaire
[+5] u/BFox1982: Sorry for party rocking
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: They could nuke NYC and this fuckn shit wouldn't crash
[+5] u/Important_Shirt_1567: So Tom "Fat Cuck" Lee was wrong, he said SPY 800 eom, "August will finish strong".
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: The only winners are the people that sold everything in May and stayed cash gang after.
[+5] u/Bcider: I want to poop back and forth, with the same poop. Forever.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Nothing manlier than being roughed up by a big gay bear 🐻🐻🌈
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Morning retards. Looks like a triple bourbon breakfast with a bit anal intrusion on the way.*
[+19] u/carrollart: Imagine if AI was actually cool and useful
[+14] u/DisgrunltedDan: Already seen this 32 times now.
Calls.
Always calls.
[+13] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Calls on 🥭Turning the entire country into a MAD Max style state that is run on a fresh water economy.
[+12] u/Shoganai_Hito: bers hoping for world war 3 and global economic collapse so they can gain 5% lol. rough life of ber
[+12] u/Reply_Stunning: terms of second Memorandum of Understanding: Ayatollah offering 3 trillion dollar investment into SNDK, MU and NVDA
[+12] u/smokeyjoe0612: can the market just crash already im so sick of winning
[+11] u/Jimbeauxer: Spy Fall is the next Bond film
[+10] u/fenriswulfwsb: Wow... -.19% SPY premarket.This is what had bears dancing in the streets yesterday?
[+10] u/Demented_Firefighter: prolly no action today fuckken monday
[+10] u/carrollart: The Lord says he thinks he can get me out of this , but he says you’re fucked
[+9] u/YourAverageCho: Hate this kangaroo market
[+9] u/ballzstreetwets: The joke will be if Canada names itself Real America
[+9] u/Aldribuds: Crazy Mitch isn't back from rumspringa yet? Still sowing his wild oats I reckon
[+8] u/curling_rocks: My boss still hasn’t replaced me with ai so I have to go to work fml
[+8] u/gamersEmpire: Cut my profits into pieces, this is my last margin call
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Black Monday SPY -20% today
[+8] u/No_Current3675: As if there isn't more than enough serious mess to clean up, next guy is also going to have to get rid of all that fakeass gold shit.
[+8] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Amerifats woke up and started dumping as always
[+8] u/Over-Young8392: why is the most profitable, revenue generating company green guys? anyone?
[+7] u/Kamikaze_Cash: Stocks. Only. Go. Up.
[+7] u/Ridged_ChiPSS: Shorting Lowes
CEO is a dumb fuck that helped destroy JC Penneys
Stores are empty ghost towns, pissing off their entire customer base by understaffing the stores and trying to force their garbage 35% APR credit card on people
Only reason they had an earnigns beat is because they are cutting their work force so badly the past couple years and now the chickens have come home to roost.
-50% a year from now
[+7] u/calvin_tam: What's the situation at nasdaqistan today
[+7] u/joeyeats: this just in: market still ass
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: 10 year going ballistic
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: If I win this overwatch match I’m buying 0DTE spy calls
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Bonds finally getting tired of his shyt
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bessent mad China is better at trade 😂😂😂
[+6] u/Shijaki: this price action makes a lot of sense when you realize that the kids who were in school during the pandemic and fell significantly behind in core subjects are now old enough to make robinhood accounts
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Gen Alpha out here wearing cutsie stickers on their faces to cover their pimples. In my day you just squeezed them before school and walked around red and inflamed all day like a man.
[+6] u/Sea_Impression2166: Let the spy fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
Let the spy fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
As spy falls
As spy falls
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine we have a SPY -3% day
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Idk about you guys but my port has already experienced a “correction”
[+6] u/No_Current3675: 🥭 proof that chicks can conceive & deliver anally
[+6] u/FartPolluter: El Niño sounds like a mid-tier WWE wrestler that was created to cater to American latinos
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: Fuck the market, imma smoke a bowl, crank one out, and take a nap. ✌️
[+6] u/Dclep13: Nobody has any money. I have no idea how you could be bullish at this point. Do you really think the S&P can rip another 20-30% from here?
[+6] u/outhinking: Believe it or not, MU is up today
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Mango is going crazy with those AI pictures lol
[+6] u/Internal-Charity-414: is the board not updating?
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: META waking up. Give me a 3% day….
[+6] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: I just want one week of consistent green. Every other day my portfolio just waps from green to red.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: The U.S stock market is backed by the full faith and credit of the United States Government
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: market makers wont allow spy to fall more than 2% in 1 day unless an actual black swan like covid or war happens
[+6] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Peace deal this week, you heard it here first folks
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: if you are retired and bored, start a farm
[+6] u/hayleybts: I have SPY calls, so we'll probably dump.
Inverting my luck is a great strategy
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: What if Warsh bought puts before his jackson speech
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: NFLX please, I’ll watch your shitty Avatar series and subscribe for a month if you pump to $90.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: This is a rug pull isn’t it?….
[+5] u/drakilian: People talk about periods of high volatility but volatility means big moves up and down
Where are the big moves up
[+5] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: This month will go down in the history books as August 2026. Mark my words.
[+5] u/Olakalolaa: what is happening to RKLB?!
[+5] u/wattap: When everyone thinks a selloff is coming, and positions themselves for that selloff, the selloff doesn’t happen.
[+5] u/heikici: Gulf of Mexico -> Gulf of America.
Lake of Ontario -> Lake of America.
Canada -> America 52nd state.
Straight of Hormuz -> Straight of America.
🥭 Think himself as a Roman conqueror lol
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Split 100k buy half spy calls and puts 1% OTM each direction
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: VIX is probably the only ticker with more upside then downside risk at the moment tbh
[+5] u/GurHot8359: "US Interior Sec. Burgum: Trump reached out to Apple about Lake America. $AAPL" tackling the important issues
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Why am I waking up to not atleast -0.5% ?
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: End of the world last night in here. Goes to show the market likes to disappoint the most amount of ppl.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Mango talking at 3 PM about healthcare buy the healthcare junk
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Finally!!!! In a few hours we’ll be able to bet in the stock market
[+5] u/znightmaree: I pray every single day for the headline
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Iran is officially a Failed Nation. IT IS DEAD! They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, they have no currency, they are not paying their soldiers or police, Inflation is at 300%, and their leadership is in total disarray and incapable of properly representing the country. The only thing they have is FAKE NEWS from the USA, a willingness to kill their protesters (now over 100,000 people dead. They must be tried for war crimes against humanity!), and a good line of “BULLSHIT.” Thank you for your attention to this matter! President 🍊
\*TRUMP: THE US WILL RESPOND TO IRAN ATTACK ON US FORCES - FOX
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Great Depression lows must be retested before a new bull run happens
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Silver up 2% from todays low already, ber are so fuk
[+5] u/financiallythriving: *S&P falls 4% amid escalating Iran tensions and rising yields*
[+5] u/Mr_Smith_81: Rate cuts were supposed to save risk assets. Now rate hikes are apparently bullish because ‘the economy can handle it.’ Incredible product positioning by Wall Street
[+22] u/BearlyBearishBear: #OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY MIGHT BE IN THE SHITTER, BUT AT LEAST WE OWNED THOSE CANUCKS WITH LAKE AMERICA, LOL
[+11] u/Electronic-Advisor72: 10 year is completely shrugging off and ignoring whatever intervention bessent promised.
[+11] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Gonna be another gay week
[+11] u/soa333: Tuesday Donny will announce peace deal with Iran after negotiating with himself. Fucking clown 🤡
[+10] u/Samjabr: I'm so dumb - why did I buy Calls at the close on Friday facepalm
[+10] u/soa333: Wake me up when September ends was written for this
[+10] u/Own-Recipe5908: Bessent sounding smuggly confident about Iran means Iran will last forever.
[+10] u/MakeResonableChoices: Down then up or maybe even up then down 🤷🏻♂️
[+9] u/tropicalia84: # SURGING INTO THE OPEN
# CALLS IT IS
[+9] u/gianmk: Yield just spiked again. Stay safe bulls, its not looking good.
[+9] u/Play_Background: U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent thanked the EU for its strong support of actions targeting Iran.
US must be desperate if it is able to thank EU lol
[+9] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: I'm kind of tired of this multi month 🥭 ass raping while they prop the index to make it look like "all is good"
[+8] u/Pitiful-Market8662: You guys smell that? Smells like taco time 🌮🌮🌮🌮
[+8] u/CJtheHermitt: another week of straight red for space stocks
[+8] u/Cav829: Scott, you're going to need more than $2 billion to fix this.
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Fresh round of strikes to kick off the week
Rome had the colloseum.
We have the middle east.
[+8] u/emperor_dinglenads: I put my hand upon my hip, if I dip you dip we dip
[+8] u/andytobbles: If puts are obvious that’s a likely sign that they’re not
[+8] u/pink_ego_box: Midterms in sight.
Will they save the dollar which benefits low wage workers, or the bonds which benefits the pensions of the boomers who vote for them?
The suspense is unbearable.
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: Alright, I've compiled all the sentiment in this thread and it looks like we all believe the market will go up, down, and/or sideways today. Such a useful thread.
[+8] u/Different_Goat3444: If someone could just tell me what options to make every day, I’ll give you 5 shmeckles for every trade
[+8] u/niwmo: 10 mins before someone's day is fukked!
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: It's crazy to me that people are still moving to Texas and Florida. How fucking stupid can you be
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: U see falling knives and I see a sale. We are not the same.
[+7] u/YoDooley: I went cash over the weekend. I feel like that was a good play
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Is there any worse sound than your alarm on monday morning?
[+7] u/hiddencrustysock: Yes feels like calls today
[+7] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Jensen on bloomberg now, save us man
[+7] u/ateranol: After 6 months of sweating, sitting on leaps, desperately watching every candle, I finally cashed out and rolled everything into SPY.
It was the worst thing I ever did. It gave me so much free time it made me realise my life actually has no purpose.
Don’t do it!
[+7] u/Key-Experience2277: Non stop shit mango market
[+7] u/methylaminebb: AppLovin is the type of company to pull an Enron
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: Scottie doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday
[+7] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Bessent watching the 10yr tick above 4.75 like you degens watching KOSPI at 2am
[+7] u/MineCraftFanAtic69: God damn RDDT is trash
[+7] u/ConsiderationKey1658: because BTC is stupid
[+6] u/LongHealth: 10 year yield heading to 5% and we’re getting a bond crisis. Loading up gold in preparation
[+6] u/2020isgreat: The Doordash prices are going up bcs of high gas prices declare a national emergency
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: 10yr treasury showing its hand
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: "Fresh" Strikes on eyeran.
Fresh indeed 🧸👍
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Happy circuit breaker day
[+6] u/setec404: Jenson yapping on Bloomberg
[+6] u/SoloDragonGT: Fuck this dogshit market
[+6] u/Longjumping_Drop8452: Today pump 1h before market close
[+6] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: 5 mins before I shed my first tear of the day
[+6] u/steem99: a white tear just rolled down my leg
[+6] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Meta playing with peoples emotions.
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: July and August have shown me that I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Today's premarket or europoor market is dissapointing.
[+5] u/Put3socks-in-it: Everything’s computer
[+5] u/sonofalando: Bessent is somehow a booger degen than anyone here
[+5] u/Frequent-Length-9966: Jamie wasn’t lying about cockroaches… Thanks Japan
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: But muh Venezuela oil 🤡
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Dame taco posted an AI pic of US soldiers lol that shit should be charged with treason
[+5] u/daviper87: # ai popping, debt bubble, yields, oil, trade wars, weekly mango crisis, inflation
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Rugpull Monday follow by black Tuesday
[+5] u/axewoodsman: 10Y bond yield is going to bring nightmares to Scott Bessent.
[+5] u/zephyrs85: I'm going full retard into MSFT and GOOG, wish me luck
[+5] u/thetalentedmrbowser: VIX back up over 18 this week
[+5] u/diefy7321: *Scrolls down to see ber comment after ber comment after ber comment*
Calls at open
[+5] u/Street-Badger: Five and a quarter on the 30y (whistles). And yet I wouldn’t touch one of those with your money lol
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Are my MU $1000 calls printing today boys?
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Can my options be fucking green one time at open. Fck this shit
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Looks like this day is gonna be as green as my horn...
[+5] u/OnionFun1928: Iran and US back to exchanging fire
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: Everyone is saying calls like it’s not going to be a -2% day
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Bear market in full effect. Should have sold
In May and go Away
[+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: I'm ready for another day of doing absolutely nothing and losing gobs of money.
[+5] u/Top-Fig845: GTA VI delayed again?
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: Nuke before months end. Don't go down in september. Cook both sides
[+5] u/guccioli: You guys go all in on some random ass tickers
[+5] u/Strict_War6984: $HOOD OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO. GIVE ME MY $MONEY
[+5] u/flowingwin: Market seems to be validating $768 as the floor
[+5] u/Cosmorto: he should post market rocket up slop instead of Iranslop
[+5] u/RjBloxks: ready for your daily gaping ber?
[+5] u/Straight_Ad_87: Calls… but also short everything just in case.
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: why is shit stock tesla green ?
[+5] u/artandambition: Filled - Instantly red
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: 2 years 4 months
unless impeached
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Hi stressed nice to meet you. Or would it be high stressed get it??????? hahahaha
[+5] u/KandiBoyRav3r: Bro thinks we’re clairvoyant
[+12] u/uwvirgin: GOOG down 3% TSLA up 4% totally makes sense.
[+11] u/night_shredder: market has been shit since the spcx ipo
[+9] u/Sure-Speed1799: Is goog tanking because it changed lake ontario to lake 🥭
[+9] u/dpatel211: Am I going crazy or is the chart just broken?
[+9] u/Ceyenne18: Yields shooting up while stock market is at Vix 15.
Cashing out, good luck my fellow regards
[+9] u/Live-Ad-5433: Fuck u goog, sell this pos
[+9] u/SignificantRip8239: Oh god, my GOOG went from -75% to -90%... expiry 2 weeks.
[+9] u/Solid-Mood9571: Stock market is a scam
[+8] u/Independent-List-242: Based on what the bots have been saying about Google these days, I think it might explode higher soon.
[+8] u/smart_introvert: VIX keep staying at 15 for weeks
[+8] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: seems like tesla just opened the strait or hormuz
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: I fucking suck at this shit
[+7] u/patmccock86: Bessent is nuking markets by simply talking, once again. Unreal how much the markets dislike Bessent and Warsh.
PUTS
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Dear lord make this year already end lol
[+7] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Dashboard frozen like my love life
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Tsla a safe haven stock at 300 p/e
[+7] u/Standard-Anywhere641: come on MRVL u fat fuck
[+7] u/mmaisumm: -8k, see you tomorrow
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: Dump everything, sometimes you have to restart the market to play with it again
[+7] u/regardus_maximus: LMAO IM BUYING GOOGL FOR CHARITY
[+7] u/VotedOut: Why are ClownElon stocks (the most expensive over-valued stocks on the market) getting pumped?
10-year treasury bond yield is breaking out to 4.76% and higher!
[+7] u/Benromaniac: Is he really this dumb and demented? Or is he intentionally trying to cash in on crashing everything?
[+7] u/Big_Love_3070: Another day of me doing everything wrong when my port is on life support
[+7] u/1-800-YOLO: Disappointed in America 🇺🇸 😕
[+7] u/Namtabmal: GOOGLE now with 16x forward earnings and hitting the 200 day sma.
[+6] u/miata_only: Pretty crazy to think that in 1970 Steve Jobs would name his fledgling company in honor of their future CEO who wouldn't even take on that role for another 41 years. Godspeed, Tim Apple.
[+6] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Just gonna wait for the eventual memory dump,
Then pump after avgo earnings just to put us at the same spot ☝🏼
[+6] u/mousepop321: Who has that pigeon pic in bed being blinded by red light?
[+6] u/Hodgey91: Cash gang until October 👋
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Horse racing has better returns than my port
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: lol AMZN and GOOGL down 2% off of what? shit is fucking retarded.
[+6] u/Poland_Spring10: Ok I’m absolutely fucked now. Doubled down on qqq puts so if we don’t go to 710 im probably done and my wife will leave me
[+6] u/EnginrA: We’re not even in Septembear yet what is this shit
[+6] u/MasonBruh27: GOOG fucks my tight asshole every day. At this point I’m starting to enjoy it
[+6] u/mrbigshort: This about to go DOWN HARD sell NOW
[+6] u/mrbigshort: low volume pump = retail becoming bag holders
[+6] u/Fox_n_Roll: "US Treasury Secretary Bessent: The only way to get out of debt is to grow our way out of debt."
Meanwhile 10-year bond yield at 4,763
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Is GOOGL allowed to have a green candle?
[+6] u/PowerSpecialist8700: CAN WE HAVE A -3% DAY PLEASE ITS BEEN SO LONG
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I'm not crying, I just have a condition that causes my eyes to redden and discharge salt water when I lose money trading options.
[+6] u/Spy300: >*BESSENT: WARSH AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE ON BONDS
>FED WARSH: MY PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BESSENT PROVEN FRUITFUL
Im going to nut
[+6] u/DDGib: US just stole all of Venezuela's oil forever, don't be retarded.
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: “He bought? Fucking *dump it*.”
[+5] u/mindmush45: Im either breaking even or getting liquidated. I aint selling for a loss
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: GOOGL forming that bleed to death bullshit. Probably one of the worst plays I have ever opened. I swear no one wants this shit and it will only continue to die if C suite changes sentiment, but they are to much of a bitch to do it.
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: GOOG with a PE of 17
C R I M I N A L
[+5] u/mixtape312: Bring back the PDT rule. Price action has been completely broken since then
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Wow GOOGL is super gay
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
We're marching to hell
No one can remember why
Poor people at fault.
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Another V, LMAO. Bears just cannot catch a break.
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: This is some satanic price action
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Lmao TTWO. Did Jason in Gta 6 say the n word?
[+5] u/Jdom666: i think i just realised most people in chat have never touched a woman
[+5] u/drazayn99: Damn, GOOGL really is screwing me in the nuts. Outrageously horrifying hold (i.e., pain)
[+5] u/EnvironmentalEnd287: fuck goog fuck this shit head of sundar
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell Why didn't I sell
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: FIX UR FUCKING WIGET U MAGGOTS
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Can SPY fucking go up you stupid dumb fucking cunt
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Dude GOOGL is actually raping my port
[+5] u/prana_fish: God I feel bad for $GOOG investors lmfao. Shit's getting wrecked well below Buffet's entry.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol saylor restarts btc purchases and price still dumps
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: Who tf is pumping Tesla at 333PE
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Paper hands when trading puts. Every fucking time. Calls I'll hold until the sun dies, but puts freak me the eff out.
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+5] u/_Feed_69: Market doing absolutely fookin nuttin
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: 12% IV on 1DTE is just so outrageous, make options cheaper
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: why does Tesla always go back up, smh fuck tesla and autistic Elon
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Wtf does Tsla keep going
[+5] u/yanqui_u_x_o: only time to make money in this market is in the first 30 minutes... after that its gg
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: Warsh about to talk again. Time to buy puts.
[+5] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: Tomorrow is September. That means sell everything
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: TSLA top performer of S&P500 today
lol
lmao even
[+5] u/Tasty_Pollution4439: What a fucking boring premarket
[+5] u/Unusual-Lie8889: i throw my hands up in the air sometime
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: gonna be another choppy dogshit day
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: Fade on open, buy calls 40 mins in
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Hola retarods. It's time for putas this week.
[+5] u/Pattern8612: It looks like NVDA is going to be cut today.
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: That’s it I’m done. Selling everything today. That right I’m capitulating. I can’t take it anymore. You hear that market! I’m taking my business elsewhere 😤
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: SPY is 1.29% from ATHs....
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: Heard on repub radio today that data center hate is due to "chinese bot accounts"
The bags must be fucking HEAVY
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: i make profit one day then loose it all next day. I love day trading :(
[+13] u/cultoftheclave: "top 1% commenter" is a warning not an award
[+11] u/Happy-Champion1661: RUN AWAY FROM THE SPECULATIVE SHIT, ITS ALL GOING DOWN, ROTATE OUT OF GOOG IMMEDIATELY! INTO SAFE HEAVEN COMPANIES SUCH AS TSLA!!!
[+10] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: i jst want my fking money back
[+8] u/Accurate_Drag_8490: Eating breakfast and drinking coffee before driving more than 30 minutes is such a hard test of how well you can clench your cheeks
[+8] u/vermilli21: Holy shit SPY volume under 10 million. What the hell is this garbage
[+7] u/The_Albertino: The grind is so slow my options are bleeding out
[+7] u/vermilli21: Oh cool, I’m just bleeding through premiums 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/TowelFart: did GoPro stock really go up 22% because fucking markiplier bought shares, actual fucking clown market
[+7] u/TizzyHizzy: I thought we already won the war
[+7] u/Low_Host5641: Just keep in mind when you see these doomer bears with private accounts their net worth is around 400 dollars
[+6] u/Dysbit: Pretty sure TSLA is just a money laundering front
[+6] u/your-basic-idiot: i dont even want to make money i just want my money back
[+6] u/Ok-Yesterday4181: Spy makes me wanna die
[+6] u/DavidStone76: Boring and profitable beats exciting and broke every time 😂
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Half stock, half cash has been pretty solid financial advice lately
[+6] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Nothing really feels like a strong buy right now.
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Losing the war in NASDAQISTAN
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: # ANOTHER FAILED V, INITIATING BIG DUMP SEQUENCE
[+6] u/31andnotdone: so we all just masturbate and lose money all day while calling it investing
[+5] u/steelbirdsfly: You guys are a bunch of weaklings. Market goes up a little and it’s to the moon!! Market goes down a bit and you cry like little b@&$?s. Get some balls. This is nothing.
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: Nothing looks good to buy
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Epic crash is not happening...
Yet.
[+5] u/darthjarhead: If making money were as easy as losing it, life would be so much easier.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: THEY ARE ATTACKING AMERICA, FUK THE BERRORISTS
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: That feeling when the contracts you sold end up as the high of the day
[+5] u/remilk123: BESSENT AND WARSH AT THE SAME TIME? ITS OVER! PANIC SELL EVERYTHING RN!!! 😰😱😬🎰
[+5] u/KnownSkill655: That's it? That's all you bers have in you?
[+5] u/housemouse431: convinced big money is slowly unloading into retail into rest of the year...and yes i wear a tin foil hat on a regular basis
[+5] u/vermilli21: # It’s over, panic sell everything
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >“The world is awash in debt,” Bessent told reporters before kicking off the two-day meeting, “and the only way for us to get out of this is to grow our way out of this.”
Interesting, interesting. Now this growth you speak of, is it imaginary market cap, or something else that no one knows about?
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: cool to see S&P 500 inlcusion did nothing for RDDT. I've lost so much money.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I feel bad for people spending the entire weekend waiting for the market to open, only to be theta fucked for the umpteenth time in a row
[+5] u/fenton7: Why haven't The Avengers come to the rescue of $MRVL?
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: at this point they should just hike rates bc this market has reacted to fear of rate hikes way too many times
[+5] u/broke_person: Hoarding cash for the -20% drop I was promised 😍🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/ima_badfriend: Mrvl busting out green at open
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google about to lose all of Friday’s gains
[+5] u/daftonic: Sorry I bought calls at open
[+5] u/Lunarisation: Ok why is GOOG shitting the bed
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Slaughterhouse market and the line keeps getting shorter
[+5] u/thatsmymayo: GOOGL why do you have to be this way
[+5] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: So honestly what can pump the market now?
All big earnings are done. So for the next two months all we will hear is
1. AI debt
2. Interest rate spike
3. Whoremouz
All bad news.
[+5] u/foamrollmyback: I’ll buy Google in the 280s lol
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: 0 dte puts has to be miserable experience
[+5] u/Busy-Needleworker523: The green shrekoning
[+11] u/Rebel8787: Milky Way renamed to the American Way
[+11] u/SteakEater137: The fundamental issue is that if data centers are such amazing cash cows, why are they being built next to communities at all? Make one giant hub far away from residential areas and build all the infrastructure specifically to keep them running. It would be more effective to design the area specifically around this concept.
The obvious answer: data centers 100% want to leech off of public utilities and infrastructure for cost efficiency, redundancy, and to pass along costs covertly to everyone else via rate increases. The claims that theyll be self sufficient are 100% bullshit.
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Secretary of Defeat Pete Hegseth
Someone remove his tattoos court martial style lmao
[+10] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Gotta give it to Elon, he keeps coming up with ways to trick these morons. Like 🥭, it's always a promise into the future, never today
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: Fuck your puts. Fuck your calls. Theta (once again for the 30th day this month) kicks you in the balls.
[+8] u/Rebel8787: # MARKETS FLEEING INTO THE SAFTEY OF MUSKS WARM EMBRACE LMAO 🤌🏾
[+7] u/Kickboy21: DOWN 12K THIS MORNING AND WANT TO KMS ON THE WAY TO WORK
[+7] u/CorporalNips: Can we just dump already I'm bored
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Imagine what a ghost town this place would be if we had a -5% day
[+7] u/likamuka: *US 10-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 4.75%, HIGHEST SINCE JANUARY 1935
[+6] u/traderbusto: MRVL to employees: “Please go directly to your transportation. Do not talk to the press.”
[+6] u/Emergency_Code_5525: If spy bounces off this level again I give up
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: I dream of a world where Tesla gives up all daily gains by eod
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Money don't mean anything when you are depressed
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: 10 year is absolutely racing through 4.8% soon lmao fucking hell
[+6] u/No_Photograph7969: In this thread: people shocked that the market that crabs everyday from 10am to 3pm is crabbing mid day 😯
[+6] u/Rebel8787: Diversification is rooted in a fundamental lack of self confidence
\-Sun Tzu
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Remember when the index's use to move $5-10 daily? Your lucky if you get .50c a move now lmaoo. The way these fucks move the market now is untradeable. Up & down 500x a day everyday to just remain flat like a pancake.
[+6] u/Successful_Car1670: So now the 2 year is approaching almost 2 basis points above Fed funds. That seems objectively bad
[+5] u/luchinocappuccino: I was thinking how wild it was when bad news would tank the market and good news made it pump.
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Yet another shitty day/week/month
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: your rents due tomorrow MFER!
[+5] u/DarkR124: I rather drag my balls through glass than have a theta market. This shit is worse than watching paint dry. Pick a direction so I can at least make money off puts or calls.
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Our puts were the calls that we paper handed along the way
[+5] u/MoleMan199: Neither side is making money… ask me how I know
[+5] u/__DulyNoted_: Market has been gooning for hours with no release
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Bonds need to calm down, direction needs to form in the Iran War, some difficult things needs to develop
[+5] u/Abe2025: Now that tech is done for, what sector is gonna boom next?
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: $META should ask to get delisted voluntarily, out of shame
[+5] u/sevyger89: Wake me up when September ends
[+5] u/noobletato: Nasty trap. Not sure who's getting trapped though yet
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Google looks so tempting to full port rn
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Maybe everyone should quit options. They fking never pay out. Shits ridiculous.
[+5] u/Brawmethius: The Tesla cycle:
Step 1: Shit earnings and price retreat
Step 2: Lever back up on the options market
Step 3: Ketamine ranting
Repeat.
[+5] u/Spiritual-Oil-7755: someone fund my trading career im royally cooked
[+5] u/DeadInternetVoid: Today could of been an Email....
[+5] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: buy stock, lose money, short stock lose money, don't trade, lose money to inflation, buy bonds, bonds go down, buy house, earthquake destroy, marry wife, get divorced. wtf should I do
[+5] u/Impressive_Moose_127: kospi now considers 0,46 % a pump - Time for memory bullz?
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Shrek cock around 11:05am for no reason
[+5] u/TreGet234: The market is healthy. I do not see any reason to be particularly alarmed. It could really keep grinding up for 2 years. And if QE is in play any crash will be shallow and shortlived. And QE is absolutely in play. Debt levels are very low and fcf levels very high. Corporate america jy and large couldn't be healthier.
The consumer is in a bad shape though. Eventually this will hurt the market, but not for now.
[+5] u/Az_az_zel: This is the crash legends have spoke of?
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Perfect recipe for a +1% day. Yields rising, oil rising, midterms approaching
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Everyone is talking about SLS but the real talk this month is about RARE
[+5] u/lil_ecstacy: What are the moves what are the plays
[+5] u/wheels389: morning dump then pump?
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: And the bulls said it was fake. LOL
[+5] u/ez399017: MU and these fake pumps at open, really starting to piss me off
[+5] u/i2ye: Buying opportunity on TTWO here?
[+5] u/Jobisa: “How did you lose so much so quickly?”
Well you see, RDDT grew like 60% in revenue and was added to the biggest index in the world. So obviously it cratered.
[+5] u/Simple-One-6705: I love how google had amazing earnings but is supposedly going down on fear of their capEX.
Meanwhile the most garbage ass shit with insane capex with supposed "future earnings" are going up.
Market is running on empty promises or what
[+5] u/gioadamski: first time bought spy calls friday close till monday close and US/Iran attacked each other, fml
[+5] u/PeachScary413: War is back on: -0.2% or maybe flat
New peace deal announced: +10%
The infinite money glitch continues 🤝
[+5] u/42thefloor2011: FUCK NVDA and their disgusting circular deals
JUST FUCKING DROP
[+5] u/CantThinkGoodName: How tf is TSLA up nearly 4%? Regarded ass market
[+5] u/EducationalCicada: Is the 10YR supposed to be doing that?
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Very fuck your puts and fuck your calls today
[+5] u/Specialist-Apricot46: Pounding sand is a thing
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: Buy GOOG, no leverage, no expiry. Wait for a few weeks. This is financial advice
[+9] u/Dry_Shirt7120: https://preview.redd.it/mw1zlxmxqqmh1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2ee32ae838e24579790947430624c2fb7b9d99
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: **Mr Bond:** US treasury yields hit new 20 year highs today
**Mr Market:** Yeah they did lol
**Mr Vix:** *Rolls over and goes back to sleep*
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: trades for today: 5
total profit: $14
trade fees: $55
You know, I'm something of a professional trader myself
[+7] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: GOOGL will rip once I sell due to impatience.
[+6] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: this is the end of the bull market 1792-2026
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Poonani price action
[+6] u/NativePlant870: spy you fat bitch. Dump already
[+6] u/Cybernator1: Its pretty obvious they want more of you to buy puts so do it already so we can unstuck this thing
[+6] u/Apefriends: I dumped all my semi stocks for crypto. Bye bye
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Do you think meta will join the bag 7?
[+5] u/Deshen87: There is no momentum in this market 😑
[+5] u/SangerGRBY: GOOGLE can u pls stay lower my pay comes in on the 7th.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I officially switched from chatGPT to Claude today guys, feeling fancy
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Watching Google price action is like waiting for a sloth to finish a marathon.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Let me guess, SPY will fully recover and turn green while most stocks remain at day's low LMAO🤌
[+5] u/JakeColorCarton: Shit is so rigged is unreal
[+5] u/Severe-Selection-256: The market doesn’t want my landlord to get rent on time again. Unfortunate..
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: Does GOOG realise that it is allowed to go up?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Dear diary,
I need META to be 580 today or I am fugged.
Thanks,
Warmcan
[+5] u/solidsneeze: pro tip: Ain't nobody buying until election over. Crab until then.
[+5] u/Ecodriverz: Holy fuck. It’s day 828474838 in a row where spy only moves overnight
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Falling knives are my fetish
[+5] u/sck178: Please sir, I'd like some more volatility
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Who is SPY's manager? I want a refund
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: Rate hikes feel like us getting punished for this idiot’s mistakes. I want off this ride 😟
[+5] u/DismalShape: Turn the money printers on 🤑‼️
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: You can try again tomorrow
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Starting my morning taking a shit 💩 and scrolling through Reddit
Name a better combo
[+5] u/johns2289: I heard Scott Bessent wears a jacket while he poops
[+5] u/volckerwasright: Hardest lesson to learn is to buy the fastest horse in a sector despite the runup. That shit u looking at is not undervalued, bro, its just a loser, and u didnt want to pay the winner premium
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Damn, did Google invent cancer?
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Went 50% cash last week need to find a buy in
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Who gives af about spy, let's talk about high beta meme stocks
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It’s fucking over.
[+5] u/xironically23: Tesla the only green this morning
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: When can we finally put 🥭 in a home
[+5] u/Haikoe: Land of the free
Except slaves
Bow for king 🥭
[+5] u/cow_grass: I was promised a crash today 🥹
[+5] u/xironically23: Enjoyed my lotto Tesla call this morning 😂
[+5] u/KayMS_: If 90% of day traders lose money, why don't they just do the opposite trades and win 90% of the time instead?
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Google baggies out in force today.
Go ask gemini what the bottom is
[+5] u/izCS: Come on BTC moon through the sunday shorts. :belt:
[+23] u/Habefiet: These threads are unironically the best place to get minutely news because literally any world event happening means at least one of you is degenerate enough to gain or lose more than my annual salary *and* post about it
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: I survived the bear market of 08/31
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: been living in mom's basement since January. today she asked me when I would start paying rent.
I was like "that's incredibly rude and disrespectful. what a disgrace. you're a horrible reporter" and stormed away from the podium.
(yes I built a podium with a presidential seal on the front. I stand behind it when I need to feel strong and safe.)
[+7] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 ruined a second AI mega rally with this stupid war fucking idiot
[+6] u/trsx5: lol i bought AMZN calls and 3 minutes later the news of a lawsuit comes out. Classic -$500
[+6] u/xeemyy: You have two wolves inside you
One is gay, the other is gay
They are boyfriends
[+6] u/AugustWest701: imagine believing GOOGL's search ad business is doomed because of OpenAI's latest napkin math
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Every day volume on spy gets worse
[+5] u/Interesting-Pie8283: 765 765 765 765 765 765 765 765 765
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Ow, we want the pump
Give up the pump 📈
Ow, we need the pump 🐂
We gotta have that pump 😩
Ow, we want the pump 🕺
Give up the pump 🫵
Ow, we need the pump ✅
We gotta have that pump 🪩
[+5] u/Eric142: War with Iran
Inflation high
Groceries high
Gas prices high
Rate hike chance increased
SPY? Down 1.7% from ATH 😎
[+5] u/Scam_Burglar: Come on GoPro!! Go go
[+5] u/killainvest: I would do so good if I just quit and walked away and in the first hour.
[+5] u/ShotBandicoot7: Seriously, TSLA pumping on this scale based on Musk Xittering that they now make gas turbine blades? How big do people think this market is? Like 300b valuation big? Lol…
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Everyone screaming about bonds is so fucking funny to me. Yeah, I’m sure after it’s all priced in and everyone who matters has repositioned is the time to worry about yields.
I’m sure Goldman, Jane Street, and all the hedge funds haven’t noticed the yields yet. You’ll surely be front-running the sell off, not selling the bottom at all!
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: I for one, am happy to sit through a red day/week if it means we get to explode more sand castles.
[+5] u/Novel_Pop_7526: AI memory energy is still the play no matter what
[+5] u/LessTennis2717: I don’t know anything about trading 🫡😌
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Pre market dip on Monday gets wrecked everytime SPY 775 today ez pz japaneezy
[+5] u/user_nombre_: Bros been banking on Bankruptcy all his life. What makes you think he won’t do it with America
[+5] u/hb2xdr: Tsla shorts getting destroyedddddd
You love to see it
[+5] u/1foxyboi: RKLB is the worst stock of the last 3 months change my mind
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Rip my fucking calls
[+5] u/RightLaw366: Bloom energy sucks ass
[+5] u/Bloodshed3412: Why can't I search for comments, reddit broken man
[+5] u/kumako10: Wtf does mangos data center tweet mean? Calls? Puts? Idk anymore
[+5] u/mrlloydslastcandle: Big drop coming <30 mins.
[+5] u/the_monday_marksman: I love watching MU pump $3 on great volume just to give it all back for no reason on the next candle
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: META is red for the love of the game at this point
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: God yall are dramatic. I checked MRVL expecting a -15% it’s down THREE.
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: So many people in this thread are poors from /r/politics
[+8] u/chibi78: I hate the day I was introduced to whole stock market thing. My mental health is worse than my portfolio
[+7] u/Winter_Body4794: The fuck is up with this busted ass widget showing spy at 769
[+7] u/Clubpenguin8888: I just sold all $100k of my $SNDK after holding it for months and it shoots up 7% not even 5 minutes later hahahah that is probably the worst timed thing I will have ever done in my whole life
[+7] u/Onnimation: GG bonds, fall of an empire happening right in front of us
[+7] u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt: Is anybody else's AI agent fucking retarded??
[+6] u/NecessarySun894: it will be manipulated until the wheels fall off
[+6] u/Crypto_naut_: memory bagholders always win
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: What the fuck is SNDK doing
[+5] u/DrumpfTheBern: My ability to buy calls right before a massive drop is unmatched.
[+5] u/Bam2458: Setting up for a ceasefire/Iran deal announcement “the likes of which nobody has ever seen” in a couple of weeks.
There won’t be an actual ceasefire or deal, but there will be a very cool announcement of it.
[+5] u/Vlisa: The fact that garbage IREN is recovering sooner than MRVL should tell you this clown car of a market still has gas for miles, and I own the former not the latter 🤡
[+5] u/bulrfuc: This market is a fucking brothel
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: I need MU to $2000 tomorrow
[+5] u/liquidtv78: this market is shit. like shit from an ass
[+5] u/Space-Nachos-Beer: NBIS up or down today
[+5] u/astromouse2024: 12am tomorrow the whole narrative is gonna be completely different
[+5] u/hylian_prince: 🥭 is now claiming Iran killed 100k protestors. His number was 20k a few months ago.
Actual number: around 2-3k including some Israeli spies who were instigating
[+5] u/Grandmaparty: Asts missed shipment target today. You'd think shipment in August means shipment in August but apparently not.
[+5] u/maschin1982: The Last Time NVDA hast a 10% was in 07/31 2024.
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: Who's ready for a face ripping dump!?!
[+5] u/electrojag: What the actual fuck why did I decide to buy calls before the circuit breakers kick off
[+5] u/daynightcase: why is TTWO dropping? any news?
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Only Axios can pump this market now
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: Where's volume? And why has it left the chat
[+5] u/Constant-Visit-1330: I hope you don’t have puts for tomorrow lol
[+5] u/CheySky: Tesla is a totally legitimate company and not insider traded
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Today is like many little "v" along the way but when you zoom out it a fucking big "M"
[+5] u/Sorin_Von_Thalia: NVDA 230 calls for 9/4? Inshallah.
[+5] u/aupperk24: I'm down $1.5k today on SPX and it was all Theta lol
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Is 🥭 big mad at Warsh now? Lmao
[+5] u/Sea_Confusion_2770: If you fell for that fake ahh pump time to hang em up ol son you got played
[+5] u/NotRllytho: Yes. Bearhunter is amazing. Would recommend
[+5] u/peelemme: does he do the hand signal afterwards?