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[+32] u/2020isgreat: It’s so wild how Trump was right and Iran was solved in a month with literally no reprocussions
[+21] u/ajibtunes: I was 2 girls away from having a threesome last night
[+20] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: Iran gives the US an ultimatum of "3-4 weeks" to meet all of its demands or it will "severely escalate in the Strait of Hormuz" and launch its planned preemptive strike on US-backed Gulf infrastructure, and US & Israeli assets, a senior Iranian source in Tehran familiar with the matter says.
Iran's demands include:
1. $300 billion in reconstruction funds
2. Full release of Iran's frozen assets of up to $120 billion
3. Lifting of the U.S. naval blockade
4. End to the war across all fronts, including Gaza and Lebanon
5. Accepting Iran's permanent control of the Strait of Hormuz, including up to 7% of transit fees
6. The lifting of all US sanctions on Iranian oil, petrochemical products, and gas
[+19] u/cashflow_: u/opinion\_is\_unpopular [u/lies\_are\_comforting](https://old.reddit.com/u/lies_are_comforting) has to delete his account now as Nike has closed below $40
[+16] u/2QuarterDollar: Did Nike really go down 4% just to stick it to that guy who said Nike cannot possibly go below $40
[+14] u/WocketWaccoon: I am sad to announce that I am a RDDT community member now
[+14] u/E_Riot: Told my wife I ran into our mailman at the bar this afternoon. Had a beer with him. He said he's slept with every woman on our block, except for one...
At this point the wife blurts out "I bet it is Susan!"
🤦♂️ 🙃 📉 ⚰️
[+12] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: It’s gonna get worse tomorrow, sleep well.
[+12] u/solidsneeze: lost $45 today
WE WILL REBUILD 💪
[+11] u/Big_Red_Dogs: When do the professional regards come back to work? This volume is atrocious.
[+11] u/UnnecessaryPancake: lmao sounds like the war is back on
[+10] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The memory and storage pumps shall continue for the rest of the week
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+10] u/NervousChemistry7401: Overnight gap down gonna be crazy.
[+9] u/sergechewbacca: Nike guy's account better be deleted by tomorrow
[+8] u/hftrobo9285: Can this 🤡 shut the fuck up for once
[+8] u/RjBloxks: Who’s ready for the big green rocket at 9:30AM EST tomorrow?
[+8] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: 🗣A regard... 🗣A dream... 🗣A YOLO... 🗣A margin call
[+8] u/Gold-Release-1186: Yea lets bomb Oman you absolutely regarded fuck
[+8] u/traderbusto: Burrry: “I met my wife in the comments section of a WSB shitpost. My comment read, ‘Car rental store roxxors all lol lmao.’ She wrote back, ‘You’re just what I’ve been looking for.’ She meant ‘regarded.’”
[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Oil pumping, bonds dying, perfect setup for a Taco Tuesday just saying
[+7] u/linnanetheman: If spy goes to 780 tomorrow i post hole
[+7] u/PassiveF1st: I'm always a day early. I bought 100x 773p 0DTEs on Friday.
I bought more long dated ones after I ate that loss but damn what could have been.
[+7] u/touuuuhhhny: RDDT amazing. I leave it to your own interpretation.
[+7] u/YTLupo: Seems kind of tense in here. Didn't mean to annoy anyone. If I did sorry
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: Bought SNDK at the top bow to your king
[+7] u/YTLupo: Market Makers have been working overtime the past week to inflict pain
[+7] u/Big_Instruction9922: I do this thing where I make $4k in the am, then instead of getting up I slowly loose it the rest of the day. There is something wrong with me.
[+7] u/NoSenseMakes: crazy how the market gonna go down now that I’m a liquidated gay bear
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: SPY 750 Put Aug-20-2026 QTY: 100
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Limit down tonight
SPY will open -3%
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Man its crazy when they let idiots like me make money
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the dump is far from over and is just beginning.
calls on puts.
[+6] u/Onnimation: We won't see a real dump until Nvidia ER, then the dump begins like clockwork. But until then, Nvidia could actually rally above 240-250
[+6] u/Grouchy_Gap915: Alright Korea, you know what to do next
[+6] u/Upstairs_Deal3108: I am monitoring the kospian situation tonight
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: when will u retards ever realize that META is DONE. Like I mean done as in cooked, deep fried, burnt to a crisp.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Someone here knows something. Will there be a big move this week?? Is it tomorrow??
[+6] u/Any-Development5656: Brother, ngl I can’t wait for trumps dumbass presidency to be over so I can finally trade in a market that doesn’t either pump hard one day and then just dump hard the next.
U either get lucky or you get raped, theres no in between here
[+6] u/neverturndownagain: wtf just happened? $tsla
God candle followed by satan candle
Fucking Insiders what ever Happend instantly unhappend
Nearly 1M shares bought at $341 in about 10 seconds.
[+6] u/Weak_Money_9927: Can the fat pig at least pump the markets, it’s all he’s good for anyways
[+6] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: The option sellers have it so easy, just collecting premium day after day
[+6] u/bunnibly: Gold, silver, and miners are back on the menu, lads.
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Y'all notice the new GPT ads? IMO the ad cycle from GPT has been really telling.
First it was its going to cure cancer! Build factories! The Sci-Fi fantasy is here! Then it was vague, GPT will help you do something. Then it was GPT might be able to help you fill out a spreadsheet and summarize trip plans. Then it was GPT will help you do basic google searches.
Now its targeted at old people... GPT will talk to you. Looks like they can't solve the schizo-sycophancy so leaning hard into the most vulnerable group on it huh?
Man Sam, you a real lowlife piece of shit aren't you.
EDIT: If you curious, the first I saw was the Grandma knitting sweater one. When I realized what they were targeting, made my skin fucking crawl. It was gross.
[+6] u/curling_rocks: all the mag7 companies are so boring
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: How tf RDDT lose all its gains lmao
[+6] u/mayorolivia: I’m extremely disappointed SNDK was only up 9% today
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Reverend Bearhunter: “Fear not the red candle, for the green candle cometh.” 📈🙏 LMAO🤌
[+6] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: RIP to the NIKE GUY 🥀
[+6] u/LarryStink: Bond market finally had enough of the complacent fed and decided to do the hiking themselves.
[+5] u/ten7four: Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah.
[+5] u/goldenlamp: Life would be so much worse without SNDK
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Rddt back to being a pos , soon as I’m breakeven I’m out. Can wait 5 years if I have to.
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Bonds are waaayyyy too high. Taco has to come tomorrow.
[+5] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: If you are wondering who made money today, it's the older white guys 🙃
[+5] u/Cystsick: HD Puts, USO calls
See what happens 🫡
[+5] u/Ozqi: NASDAQ $NDAQ SAYS THAT ON DECEMBER 6TH, 2026, IT WILL INTRODUCE A NEW TRADING SESSION FROM 9 PM TO 4 AM ET,
NASDAQ SAYS IT IS ENGAGING WITH REGULATORS TO OFFER NEARLY CONTINUOUS TRADING 23 HOURS A DAY, FIVE DAYS A WEEK, ON THE NASDAQ STOCK MARKET
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Rddt will never hit $1k that post is retarded
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Threatening to bomb Oman is hell of a move from Mango
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: boots on the ground type of day
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Somehow made money on calls in the morning and jumped back into calls and gave it back in the afternoon 💪
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Chick at work FUCKED UP to the tune of $5 milly.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Rod6969: Koreans spending all their WON on SKHY again...
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: SPY down just 0.47% and y'all degens shittin' yo pants
[+22] u/Low_Plastic363: Remember when Mango used to be able to tweet some vague BS after hours to send us ripping? Those were the days. Now he's impotent, trapped, and fading fast.
[+13] u/samayanand: SNDK is up 70% in 20 days
[+13] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: So the winner of FIFA World Peace award is praising N Korea and threatening to bomb the shit out of Oman
We live in a simulation, don’t we?
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: NKE and SPY are basically the mirror images of each other over the past five years.
https://preview.redd.it/7rn6p7hvwzjh1.png?width=1047&format=png&auto=webp&s=40763d25ad860ad6ec63881403541084184b34bb
[+11] u/ZamoT__T: This is all my fault. Been buying puts for the last 3 weeks, blew up my account… so I figured fuck it and throw last 2k into 777 calls this morning.
[+11] u/jerome-yellen: This gotta be the most hated rally in history, I don't get why everyone is always secretly bearish and obsessing over Puts, there is always money to be made every day and yet most are left out of the loop because of their negative bias
[+9] u/Queasy_Soil9646: They never had a nuclear weapon did they
[+9] u/Even-Square-6246: Koreans are going to be so surprised with memory bigly green and they’re going to dump it tonight smh
[+9] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: unexpected bad news tonight
[+9] u/mneymaker: If that is not the perfect setup for a TACO Tuesday and QQQ +2% after all mag7 bleeding out today, idk when is it
[+8] u/robinhoodscams: I am going to try and erase my memory with edibles so I can pretend I never got introduced to the market
[+8] u/jerome-yellen: Why is everyone so bearish around here?
[+8] u/looool_k_libtard: I’ve successfully traded for 35 years averaging between 1.5-3% returns a year so I know what I’m talking about. Don’t you ever make fun of my trench coat again.
[+8] u/CuckedbyPowell: \*\*\*🚨BREAKING:
NASDAQ TO LAUNCH OVERNIGHT TRADING SESSION
Starting Dec. 6, 2026, Nasdaq will introduce a new trading session running from 9 PM to 4 AM ET. Nasdaq is also working with regulators on plans to eventually offer nearly continuous trading, 23 hours a day, five days a week.
[+8] u/_BreakingGood_: Is everyone here sufficiently leveraged for their personal risk tolerance?
[+8] u/connnor4real: AI can’t mop the floor bud. Back to work.
[+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Central Banks around the world soon will be irrelevant, they can't hike or cut rates due to debt and inflation forces. Long Gold.
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: I'd like a circuit breaker courtesy of the circus tomorrow please mango man
[+7] u/TreGet234: I'm starting to waiver in my deflation thesis. This looks pretty bad. Consumer is in a recession but the market is partying like it's 2007.
[+7] u/Odd_Library_3953: My spy call is getting wrecked for tomorrow isn't it
[+7] u/Soberdonkey69: RDDT because it’s cheap, joining the S&P 500 and that shitty thesis was posted 1hr ago
[+7] u/shanked5iron: can't spell mango without o m a n
[+7] u/warvold7: When do I take profits on micron? I just keep flipping small trades. I need to exit it eventually. I have trauma from the sell off.
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: Funniest thing would be if Warsh just resigned suddenly and just said fuck this shit
[+7] u/daqm: Seriously though, are we in a bull market? Why does it feel more like a bull-shit market ?
[+7] u/go-to-the-gym: Why don't people who use ai art tell the ai to make it not look like ai art?
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I was totally fucked but now I'm just partially fucked
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: American Express gold card is offering $300 in ChatGPT Credit….yea the top is definitely getting closer 😂
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Gold going to absolutely MOON soon
[+6] u/TheDiplomat82: Is the Nike guy still around?
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: I bought some sndk puts at eod because I am retarded, you are welcome memory bulls, there is no way we will dump now
[+6] u/IAmGooningRightMeow: BREAKING NEWS : BING and YAHOO are taking over GOOGLES search volume. Google in shambles
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: The dunning-kruger is real stuff
When i was 22, i would confidently full port my life savings to stock i would see going up and call it ”momentum trading”
Now at 30 and making 5x more money, i cant invest 1000€ on an individual stock because it feels like ”unnecessary risk relative to ETF”
[+6] u/PoetryEmergency4184: Sandisk is a steal at this price - said no one ever
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: 😌 cash gang and chill 😌
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: MAN IM TIRED OF THIS, AS A VETERAN OF MANGONOMICS I JUST WANT MY PLOT OF LAND AND DISAPPEAR.
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Toughest part of my day is pretending to be busy at work 😤
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Iran now denying talks and talking about going on offensive could be the closest thing to a tariff drop if they launch a gnarly attack in the next 2 weeks if bonds keep rising. Double whammy.
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Mango hasn’t tweeted anything to move us big in either direction
His heart isn’t in the game anymore
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: If you ever feel dumb, remember this guy (u / sagegenesiz) who lost 50k on Google spreads as he risked 50k to get 700$
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1n9p882/lost_50k_on_google/
That was his life savings btw
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: 24 hour trading will be the death of bull and bear markets. nothing will ever make sense
[+6] u/guccioli: Lol just saw reddit is back to 160, that was a short lived hype train
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Down 5% on the Nike leaps cause I believed in bro conviction
Please ban him
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: 9 days of dumping on GOOG, can we get a 10th
[+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: That's why it will pump first
[+6] u/thegx7: Moon is below us. Gg
[+5] u/kazkeb: I love how most of this sub gets wiped after 2 slightly red days
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Why is everyone saying tomorrow spy will dump even more? Did 🥭 tweet something
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Ima need another 10% on sandisk tomorrow and spy 2%
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I'm not losing money but I'm not making it either
[+5] u/pmoO0: 10 year above 4.7. euro up as well.
Those who are older understand.
[+5] u/GigachadInvestor: No moves for tomorrow I’m down to $11 with no savings 🤡
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Next one to mention Nike gets BANNED
[+5] u/KingOfTheBritons96: SPY at 765 tomorrow wouldn't retrace even half of the mad pump from a couple weeks ago
[+5] u/jonneh: Why would so many people leave OpenAI before a massive IPO that could mint them as multi-millionaires?
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: The ones that throw temper tantrums on -0.5% are the same ones that talk all the shit on +2% days
[+5] u/robinhoodscams: Artificial Inflation is all I see
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I'm exempt from return to office on account of "you can't make me."
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Lost a lot of money today. :(
[+5] u/PoetryEmergency4184: I just bought some shares in Hamas. Heard it’s the bomb
[+5] u/SniXSniPe: I'm going to put another 100k into RDDT if it keeps falling down, and then slowly forget about it for the next few years
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: VIX MOVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT 15.63% CONTANGO IS FRYING MY ASS
[+5] u/Icommandyou: 🚨Iran hormussy deal includes them buying NKE’s entire stock of apparel and shoes
[+5] u/mneymaker: Holding both NBIS 225P and QQQ 740C
I call it the tactical straddle play
So many ways to lose money
[+5] u/micheelay: Kospi getting absolutely touched tonight 😞
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Nasdaq plans to introduce an overnight trading session from 9:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. ET."
[+5] u/CuckedbyPowell: $SPY Daily Volume
Christmas Eve (Half Day): 39 Million Shares
Today: 14 Million Shares
Lowest Volume Day in over a decade.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: You are ready for the next taco pump, Kid
*tips fedora*
[+5] u/ah-98-2014: FOMO’d into $MRVL calls, lost $2700 then drank 14 beers. Another successful day in the books
[+5] u/Adrian12094: how hasn't a TACO occured yet with these treasury yields?
[+5] u/mrjoeyjo: Guy at work sold Tesla for MU… top is in?
[+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Spy gonna touch 768 and imma buss
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Down 23k today. Fuck you RDDT
[+5] u/MoleMan199: I need to use the bano
[+5] u/_BreakingGood_: if Nvidia has already pre-sold all of its hardware for the next decade, how can it even pump at this point?
[+5] u/_BreakingGood_: bro why the FUCK are tobacco futures plummeting, im fucked
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: datacenters do not cost anywhere near 250 billion/500 billion dollars to build, this is a confidence game/money laundering
[+5] u/tortoisepump: Where's the Nike $40 guy who got permabanned, I know you're here on an alt.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: https://preview.redd.it/gzh7g5u480kh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a411b7d15353898fa26b29e9ec04e7af5ce862ec
Dog’s toy had a petsmart shirt on so I put it on the cat , figured I’d share
[+5] u/whodey84: Can't wait to watch the 10Y and Vix expiration wreck these bulls.
[+5] u/SxeySteve: Mods, perma-ban u/lies_are_comforting for being a big fat phony
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Sorry, the economy has been canceled...the entire stock market has been replaced by fields of data centers. Everything else, including AI, is trash now.
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Just keep buying puts until it doesn't work anymore, then keep buying calls. If neither work out, you are looking at it backwards.
[+5] u/Wise-Comb8596: Google and Reddit can gargle my nuts actually
[+5] u/robinhoodscams: Gonna get absolutely torqued on edibles
[+5] u/BankofBroke: Trading on vibes. Smart.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: In this economy lol okay we got a high roller right there
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: There is literally nothing they can report that won’t make it tank. A beat in every aspect is a miss for them
[+11] u/BearlyBearishBear: Better than Pedo McPantshitter
[+10] u/bigfan49: Quietly looking back on my calls I sold at 90% gain that went to 20,000% gain the next day without me
[+8] u/confusedandsmellyman: The premarket pump into market dump starting to piss me off
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: i don't think about it
[+7] u/General-Bird-5361: Sell everything and buy memory
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: How about I crash this dixk into your mom instead
[+6] u/JonTargaryenOfficial: I'm jacked to the tits
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Nasdaq is introducing a new trading session from 9pm to 4am ET starting December 6, 2026.
[+6] u/legible_print: Any strategy that is **"wait for management execution → hope the market eventually recognizes it"** is fucking cooked in this environment.
[+6] u/scm66: Uber driver was listening to market commentary by Meet Kevin. Top is in.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event
[+6] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Damn too many people bought puts. Call it is tomorrow
[+6] u/DroopyDreedy: I just yolod 10k into long sndk. Am I cooked guys
[+6] u/BearlyBearishBear: /zjz please separate chat from the daily threads. Those retarded chatters need to be quarantined in a separate thread
[+6] u/Jaredthegoat_: is it over chat? is it time to sell everything now that SPY is down 0.3% lol
[+6] u/zestykite: 200 to 5k to 2k to 800 to 4k in a week. maybe my position sizing is too big....
[+6] u/TastyToad: Single WSB post did it.
[+6] u/bringkiteback: I’ll vote mommy milkers for sure
[+6] u/Pitiful-Market8662: When he talks to you about NVDA is when you should really worry
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: It's at the point where if someone says they believe what Mango says I have to automatically assume they're an actual regard
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Really might just quit my job, permanent state of anxiety is simply not healthy
[+5] u/fluffy_scoops: Cramer better not say anything a
Positive about any of the stocks I own
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Why is SPY over 700 for real though
I get it, but why
😡
[+5] u/visionarymind: Overnight Nasdaq trading will ruin so many Holiday gatherings this year 🥹
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: what are the odds we just ***RIP*** 🫴
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: man, memory nearly lost me my
house and has now saved my house, what a roller coaster
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Local AI models going to fuck up everyone and everything
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: memory bros assemble!
[+5] u/derprondo: Illusions of a deal? Nah, delusions of a deal.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: QQQ is up +6.09% for August after 11 trading days despite having more negative days than positive days.
That has never fucking happened before in any month in the 27 year history of QQQ.
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: Yes memory had one pump, but what about second pump?
[+5] u/Replybot5000: I have an amzn call. Not an amazing call. An amazon call!
[+5] u/wowitsme123: Buying some RDDT weekly calls in the play
[+5] u/JuneauMori: why did we go down today exactly
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: US Servicemen should be on the cover of *Time*🫴
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Now that everyone stfu about it, i think im gonna buy some shares of that car rental company.
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: lost 4% of the port today due to a series of errors
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Maybe the NKE guy meant that it wouldn’t close above $40 today. Anyone ask him?
[+5] u/music_is_gud: I think I'm gonna get a cat 😺
[+5] u/xRIDICULEx: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vqugt2/i_will_delete_my_account_if_nike_stock_closes/
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: SPY opens at 775 tomorrow to cuck the ovenright poot holders
Then we theta some more
[+5] u/Boheed: So, basically, a massive % of AI spending is from professional services companies with venture capital investment located in California, and even though Anthropic revenue is technically up, that fact is really spooking investors.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: OMG VIX ABOVE 15 FREAK THE FUCKING FUCK OUT
[+5] u/Sick0h: Druckenmiller loaded up at the tech top AGAIN?
[+5] u/Sick0h: K-Pop Semen Hunters def gonna win some awards. All time great film. Could do for less blurring but that’s personal bias.
[+5] u/piszczel: Who buys or wears Nike these days? Their brand is getting eroded.
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: wym everyone here printed, we are balls deep on SOXL, MU and SNDK
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i hate to break it to you but we're all making money here you're the only one losing money
[+5] u/Ok-Advantage6398: robotics is where ai will really profit and thats basically what we'll see advance like crazy in the next 2-5 years
[+5] u/DolphinsFan123: “Crashing”. You young gen kids haven’t ever been through a financial crisis ever yet huh?
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: Then GTFO of this sub, seriously. The longer you stick around, the more greater the chances of getting swayed into trading ‘just one call.’ Next thing you know, the street got you.
[+11] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Did 6000 shares of Nike under $40 guy delete his account?
[+9] u/Specific-Path3179: If I listened to people here I would've sold sndk@1000
[+7] u/_rockthemike: We really found Tupacs killer before we got GTA6
[+7] u/ez399017: Uh oh Cramer said MU can double again
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Bruh if google doesn’t close above 360 by September 1st I’ll slam my cock with the entire HP book collection
[+7] u/Fresh_Membership7914: NBC news today “Trump said he's not looking to extend the U.S. ceasefire deal with Iran.” Markets tumble…: if this isn’t the most obvious TACO ever lmao
[+7] u/DoubleFamous5751: Who got their anuses gaped today?
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: Smells like bull dick and bear pussy in here.
[+7] u/adlopez: Dude bet that NKE wouldn’t end the day below $40, or he’d delete his account.
[+6] u/buttscratcher3k: I feel like SNDK is going to hit 1900 tomorrow, MU around 1100 and SPCX will break 150
[+6] u/hallett21: Has 🥭 said if we’re bombing allah or not?
[+6] u/No-Most2405: 10k in NBIZ and 10k in SNDQ wish me luck
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: That Nike guy man...it's amazing how the market does the opposite of WSB in an instant, needs to be studied
[+6] u/Senior_Cranberry2907: Chyyyyna buying lots of gold preparing for the crash
[+6] u/Novalll: If NIKE pumps I will saw my nutsack off
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: You haven’t noticed the pattern yet? Pump and dump groups use WSB as exit liquidity. Come on, man… you have flair. You should know better.
[+5] u/samaritan1331_: https://preview.redd.it/ya9tv3dni0kh1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2d42a98fc787146f1b65826a8eee53d164ec482
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: A lot of angry people hiding behind their screen in this world, bullish
[+5] u/Candid-Elk6135: Diaper in chief is threatening to bomb Oman
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: please watch my new YouTube trading video "The Only Option Strategy You Need to Take Your Account All The Way to Zero "
[+5] u/OrganicSong2660: What happened to nike guy
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Why does the earnings calendar always disappear? Anyway to find it
[+5] u/kemar7856: Strait of America
Greenland
Canada
Art of the deal
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: GOOG +2% tomorrow would be nice
[+5] u/Bravadette: Kinda feels like ath this week or next.
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls! 🌮🫡💯
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: STANNIS BARATHEON TRUE KING OF WESTEROS FUCK ALL THE OTHER MY BRO STANNIS DAT GUY
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Why do Bers smell of filth and stank so bad
[+5] u/arthriticpug: USD in my account down to 5k. another repeat of today and i’ll be negative
[+5] u/Apefriends: the new fomo is memory, it replaced crypto. get ready to get rugged
[+5] u/Razvanell95: oh come on novo, how hard is it to sell fat pills
[+5] u/Ok_Gear8209: 🍊 having a very presidential day bombing the shit out of oman
[+5] u/Plastic_Ninja_9014: It appears SPCX seems to be in recovery.
[+5] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: 4.73% on the 10 year.
[+5] u/znightmaree: CNBC Fast Money saying they are not buying memory here but to consider Workday and TurboTax
How easy is it to get this job?
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: What a day. God I love the market
[+5] u/Haikoe: There is no plan, there was no plan
😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: It never was. Just a p&d from the penny sub
[+14] u/RoccoFb: !Banbet RDDT +69,000,000% 1D
[+10] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: SNDK makes sand from discs. How is that profitable? They're sand everywhere
[+8] u/Due-Information-6277: I’m down bad guys not in stocks just in life lol.
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Tomatoes from the store: 👎🤮👎 ........ Tomatoes from the garden: 👍🙂👍
[+7] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Time for a PUMP fueled by the South Koreans!! Let’s gooooooo
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: Are we expecting Taco Tuesday?
[+7] u/yahooms: # I HAVE HAD SO MANY GREAT BUSINESS IDEAS...
# THE ONLY THING PREVENTING ME FROM DOING THEM IS THE POLICE
[+7] u/ckami_91: Cramer is bullish on memory stonkz
Bullz fukd
[+7] u/bamber33: Technically- isn’t that what we are all doing?
[+6] u/Contango-withme: My cat left me and now lives with my neighbor. I’m completely alone now.
I wonder what kind of person I really am for her to be the only one to love me so completely in my life, then leave…like this…
[+6] u/RelentlessPutz: Just watched 3 guys work all day and risk disfigurement to produce $2 worth of iron
[+6] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Thank you Korea for saving the market 🙏
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I'm finally green on SK Hynix
[+6] u/ITeachYourKidz: At what point does NKE become a buy? When it costs a nickel?
[+6] u/New_Ad_1682: Yes. Progress will halt entirely and they'll shut off the internet.
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Im not a bear. Just a bad trader
[+5] u/bzl33: > Nasdaq to launch overnight stock trading from 9 pm to 4 am ET starting December 6, 2026.
So many kids are going to go broke. But also means bubble isn't popping this year IMO.
[+5] u/Lostmymindandmoney: It’s genuinely over for me. The only thing I do on this earth is take up oxygen
[+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: The world of investing is a fucking casino. Bulls. Bears. Theta decay. Margin calls lurking behind every candle. That's why we here at r/wallstreetbets pride ourselves on doing absolutely zero research and risking our meager life savings on contracts that expire Friday. Armed with screenshots and weaponized autism, we're here to guide you deep into the financial wilderness. Then just leave you there.
WallStreetBets. Leverage. Delusion. Loss Porn.
[+5] u/TwitchScrubing: The Koreans are goated
[+5] u/Utilize3372: BREAKING: Flock cameras to be installed all along the newly minted US owned Strait of Hormuz.
PS: I didnt realize Thiel was one of the biggest financial supporters when they were founded. Someone's troll post yesterday wasn't a troll after all.
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Something like 55% of gen z put retirement money on draftkings app
[+5] u/cryptohorn: South Carolina cop, 24, canned for using Flock cameras to run ex’s plate 166 times
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Feels pretty damn good to be up on Micron & SanDisk today while the S&P 500 & NASDAQ were down
[+5] u/31andnotdone: the 10yr yield going for 4.8 by Wednesday btw
[+5] u/subucula: My move tomorrow is to not do dumb shit that will lose me money.
I am guaranteed to fail.
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Are my Microsoft called cooked
[+5] u/Smooth_Necessary9858: How far are these crooks going to pump SpaceX before dumping on Elon cultists?
[+5] u/Awkward-Yellow-3228: Thinking of shorting the housing market.
[+5] u/One_Willingness_326: Why is Meta such garbage stock been down red for a year
[+5] u/BriackYOLO: Don't ruin my dramatic moment with logic
[+5] u/Bulky-Attention-3560: They switched back to a whole sale strategy and now the china consumer market is slowing down.
[+16] u/bruhhzilla: Imagine fucking up an entire nation, quitting, and then dating Katy Perry
[+12] u/ap1618: you guessed it, calls
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Male loneliness epidemic??!? Nah
This gay bar so full bro
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Smoked 2 whole chickens at 250 degrees with hickory chips for 5 hours and finished with a quick sear on the grill. Living like a king 👑.
[+9] u/Funny_Story2759: cramer said its not to late to get some memory shares. ut oh
[+8] u/Illustrious-Way-7773: Still hoping to make a move on your mom
[+7] u/pranay33: Went to a real casino this weekend and lost 900$ on Blackjack. Why did it hurt more than thousands lost on 0DTEs
[+7] u/Funny_Story2759: no the warning sign is when u see 12million into otm shorted dated vix calls
[+7] u/NinjaChore: that NIKE guy who said he would quit if NIKE closed under $40 is gone
[+7] u/kal14144: Half cash, half cock.
[+7] u/No_Midnight2993: I poop once a month to save on water costs
[+7] u/skymagic: Peak WSB is Friday night and Monday night when normies have normie things to do 🤣
[+6] u/muslim-umrah: All this just to get outperformed by voo
[+6] u/GullibleAppearance64: They are lying about the obesity rate
[+6] u/Boromir-Wants-: I miss the days in April when Bears were telling me to sell everything because Iran war. Those days were The uber Gey.
[+6] u/CPA-hole: She goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know her
[+6] u/Gorgenapper: https://preview.redd.it/s04v1n31d1kh1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04947821e5cbe6f89cd04656e06c78191a31aa0f
Starbucks in Japan is another level, the ones we have here in NA serve pig slop by comparison. Puts on SBUX, not financial advice.
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Let me turn my $1,000 into $10,000.
Trade instantly works.
Let me turn my $1M into $10 million.
Gone
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: because memory stocks gave the market aids
[+5] u/malleable7: # UNLEASH THE KOREANS
[+5] u/tombrady011235: Damn dude, GameStop is going to zero lol
[+5] u/Ban_an_able: MU going parabolic by open.
Pepper your angus
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: So much fraud and corruption I feel left out
[+5] u/Sensitive_Clothes518: Gov wants stay open. But gov owe too much money. Too much on interest and debt principal. Tariffs mostly gone. So forecasted revenue gone too. Gov has grow way out of debt. Gov wants to stay open. Gov needs capex spending to grow way out of debt. Businesses need capex money. Gov sells bonds, pumps M2 money supply. Yields go up. Buys stocks to help businesses equity raise (AKA- Taco, or Fed Put) Businesses fomo retail, dilute heavily and sell capped calls to take your money and leave you bag holding. Business take money and spend on growth. Retail and funds get mad, sell stock down further. Treasury and fed work together pump stock back up. Rinse and repeat
Buy stocks. Hold your stocks. Once stocks pump, sell deep ITM CCs to take gains
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: This heat been stroking me
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: have you ever stopped drinking, it's crazy how long time lasts
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Why Mark Zucker fuck up my life
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Value investors: Maybe Nike is good value!
Nike: Our values? They are woke and DEI (lol) also basketball
Value investor: "What about for shareholder?"
Nike: "The shareholders aren't DEI enough for us to care (haha)
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Holy fuck bonds are still going up wtf is going on
[+5] u/captjacksparrow47: As soon as I bought MU it started dumping, fucking kill me please
[+5] u/aftherith: At this rate Walmart buys NKE for $10 a share in the next 2 years.
[+5] u/Sea-Chemical-3266: If I would've done the opposite of my thesis I'd be rich right now. Rip.
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Yes, trading volume for the [SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (SPY)](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/history/) was relatively subdued on Monday, August 17, 2026, aligning with a quieter summer session as investors awaited upcoming mid-week retail earnings and Federal Reserve meeting minutes. \[[1](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/16/stock-market-today-live-updates-.html)\]
Market conditions for the session included:
* **S&P 500 movement**: Fell 0.52% to close at 7,745.06.
* **Catalysts**: Lighter economic calendar with focus shifting to upcoming reports from major retailers like Walmart, Home Depot, and Lowe's
[+5] u/Ill_Ground_1572: Buy gold miners and oil stocks and get drunk.
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Cash gang looks more appealing by the day
[+5] u/justpasingbai: can we see mu 1050 tomorrow? come on kospi
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: \+$30k past couple days just from SNDK
I do think it might need to cooldown a bit before continuation to $2k+.
But this has extreme regard strength so who knows
[+5] u/999makai: spy iron condors tomorrow. fuck your calls and your puts. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Remember the day after liberation day mango folded because the bond market got “Yippee”?
30 year is 0.50% higher now than it was then 😂
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: They will walk SPY back down to 750s then just rip it to 800. Of course it won’t go straight down. Lots of fucking V shapes and fake outs on the way down. It took 15 days the last time before it bottomed.
Best to add a little tail risk here but they won’t make it easy to profit from the selling.
[+5] u/cuntiepuncher: Will be NFLX and chilling wearing my NKE and and eating DNUT
[+5] u/crossdefaults: I think he's in a band.
[+5] u/Ocilla: Stanley druckenmiller just bought $4 million worth, and he is supposedly a legendary investor, though it’s considered a ‘smaller’ position for his portfolio🤔
[+12] u/jakeisarake: Who startled the Koreans
[+11] u/dabblesest: SPY will literally never recover from this…
Sorry I meant green by open.
[+9] u/Leading-Direction961: This is why I keep a vast majority of my net worth in Pokémon cards and legos
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: It's going to $0 by morning. Your stock specifically
[+9] u/ThanksDependent1001: Been here too often, green by open cus I bought puts.
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: How levered are regards here, it’s literally down 0.1%💀
[+8] u/nknk_3: Tomorrow I will work. Tomorrow I will complete my tasks at work. Tomorrow I will not trade.
[+8] u/vermilli21: Can VIX at least go to 20 or something so we get some fucking crazy price swings
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: 0.2% dump has the bers salivating lmaoooo
To be followed by a week of love vol melt up to new ath , imo
[+7] u/Skipperlarrymary: You guys are so reactionary to every single down or up move, it's ridiculous. Up 0.03%? We're all gonna be rich! Will stocks ever go down again? Down 0.03% This is the end of the global financial system as foretold by Michael Burry.
[+7] u/Villi187: honestly ive never hated a country like korea before all my reasons are because of their stock market i just seriously dislike the part where they wake up. Fuck
[+7] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Totally on board with Trump disrespecting Korea
[+7] u/jakeisarake: Really is impressive how fast Korea can undo all our hard work
[+7] u/OldWonder5865: VIX told no lies. Enjoy the correction
[+7] u/drakilian: Getting Nam flashbacks to three weeks ago already
[+7] u/stock_dude9: Yes, falling share prices would be what’s causing it
[+6] u/darkspherei: bullish on peace talks, we got our best guy Jared Kushner on it🤙🏻
[+6] u/ericcc1029: NBIS gotta give back like 25% of last weeks gains let’s be real here
[+6] u/ayopapiz: “Holy dump” and it -0.09
I need atleast a -5% to break even big bro
[+6] u/MyNameIsntSharon: yeah i’m seeing a 1-2% drop tomorrow. source = none.
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: Overleveraged Koreans back at it again
[+6] u/Abe2025: This sub is full of retards at night talking about korea.
[+6] u/Dry_Fly_7265: Anyone spam memeing spy 800 yet
[+6] u/iCaps_: "Trump threatens to bomb US ally Oman as Iran agreement expires" - CNN
[+6] u/yeedub: holy shit I'm fucked
[+6] u/SaltyRiceCake90: how does korea even have anything left to sell
[+6] u/wattap: The only bears left are the retarded ones
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: maybe this was a ber market rally
[+6] u/prana_fish: Step 1 : Memory got degens FOMO'ing back in beginning of OPEX week on one of the lowest volume $SPY days.
Step 2 : Immediately execute random overnight rugpull.
[+5] u/Top-Lawfulness-3772: If you cannot learn to master your rage...your rage will become your master🙏
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Joined one of those Facebook groups that are opposed to data centers to get some on the ground research and sanity check my investments….calls boys, the AI opposition are fucking retarded.
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Not looking good for Bul
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: scamcron under 1k again LOL L ponzi
[+5] u/Altair82: mem bers after memory down 1% after double digit pumps in tiny volume overnight:
mem crashin hurrr durrrr
This is why you're poor.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: Koreans we supposed to be pumping this week maybe you missed the memo cus market was closed
[+5] u/Dry_Shirt7120: What the fuck happened
[+5] u/drakilian: Unlimited alpha cheat: sell all your memory stocks every day at 8:30 PM EST
Buy them all back 90 minutes later 3-4% cheaper
[+5] u/Aromatic-Frame7493: U koreans make me sick
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Why’s everyone panicking? Pooreans selling?
[+5] u/dabblesest: Red at night, bol’s delight…
Sorry bers, this doesn’t bode well for you
[+5] u/iCaps_: why the hell is everything dropping rn
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: Believe it or not, >!no news!<
[+5] u/Jealous-Fix5015: we gren tmmrw i predict goodnight
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: I kinda hope it dumps so the spcx calls are cheaper
[+5] u/ImAHoe4Glossier: wait but actually what’s happening
[+5] u/iCaps_: bro ASTS has been sideways for 10 trading sessions now
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: KOREA YOU PUSSY MOTHERFUCKERS
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: Korea said not today
[+5] u/Any-Presentation5438: Raman is on sale in Costco ✅
[+5] u/drakilian: It used to be that all the gains happened in the overnight market
Now it's all the losses (thanks Korea)
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: THATS IT, I WANT TO SPEAK THE THE MANAGER OF KOREA. NYOOWW :screech:
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: A 2nd plane has hit the
NBIS
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Leopoldo getting margin called on his new port of wedding gifts
[+5] u/Ok-Indication-3754: The biggest green candle is coming tmw
[+5] u/andytobbles: This shit probably Vs green before market even opens tomorrow given how it’s been going lately. 770 is a huge put wall for spy.
[+5] u/kiwicanuck-: KEYS will print tomorrow after earnings. Thanks.
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Tell me why waiting for a 30% pullback in the market and then getting margin to the tits and buying leveraged s&p indexes is a bad idea
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: IS TOMORROW COOKED IM BUYING ALL THE RDDT DIPS
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: kospians you dont have to do this
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my life dude. Fucking bought 11k METU shares, and of course today is the day that META shits the fucking bed.
As if the market didn't fucking know of the lawsuit last week. What the actual fuck dude. "ThE mArKeT prIceS iN eVeRyThiNg" My fucking ass dude.
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: You to good for cancer now?
[+5] u/Jerikolol: I like to succeed and collaborate?
[+14] u/DrumpfTheBern: Calls on this sub overreacting, puts on reasonable discussion.
[+14] u/dacalo: Taco capitulation incoming.
Time to surrender and give Iran everything it wants.
[+11] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Why is there a 2008 financial crisis happening in overnight
[+11] u/georgebush4205589: itll recover by morn
[+10] u/Able_Web2873: Ai is essentially just a glorified chat bot
[+9] u/Lelwrektnub: It’s actually insane how Korea fucked up the memory run
[+9] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 33 more hours
[+8] u/memoryisntram: Setting up a buy limit order on $SPY for $50
[+8] u/Evander85: I hope they catch the guy who unpins the weekly earnings calendar
[+8] u/WonderfulWorld3326: The pump has only begun.
[+8] u/pussinbuuts: Jesus Christ it’s treasury bourne
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: You live by the degen Koreans and you die by the degen Koreans.
[+8] u/radditor1234: It’s one data enter Michael, what could it cost?
[+8] u/Competitive-Elk9326: “Iran was begging me for an extension on the ceasefire! They won’t stop leaving me voicemails so I had to agree to get them to stop!”
🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈📈
[+7] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mandatory Kim Jong haircuts for everyone.
[+7] u/UHNNNNNNNN: JUST FYI THINGS DONT ONLY GO UP FOREVER I KNOW SOME OF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND THAT
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Why so many gay bers here
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: black tuesday, panic sell everything
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: I was at the gym, wtf happened in the last two hours 🤬🤬🤬
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: I’m not even sure I understand what is happening right now
[+7] u/Moaestro: How do I always manage to buy a day before it dumps?
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: -2% day on spy is perfectly normal
[+6] u/Consistent-Kale-8776: at this point RDDT might need a ceasefire talk to get the pump back 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/Right-Donut-9941: To those who full port calls … extra salt on my Wendy’s fries please. Thanksssss… 🧂
[+6] u/daddysgirl794: Sir, a second round of bagholders has just hit the semis
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: i just went half port into $META at $575 and i am now FUCKED deep red.
GREAT
[+6] u/Savagebabypig: A 2nd guh has hit the tower
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: Of course I finally bought calls as a perma bear. Should have stayed a bear man 🤡
[+6] u/wrongsyourgrammar: Believe it or not, calls (first thing tomorrow)
[+6] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: I JUST TUNED IN WHY ARE WE DROPPING I WAS CLEANING MY FUCKING POOL
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: If you feel bad for not booking some profit, remember
Korean skhynix stock - 000660 didn’t pump while memory was pumping
But is now down with them at today’s KRX open
[+6] u/bookjun: bro these Korean got leopold or what
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: barak ravid whipping up the finest prose imaginable for deal #87
[+6] u/captain_casino: Trading this year has felt like psychosis
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: We are going to go straight up again tomorrow, but only for like 30 min and after that we just theta all day
[+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: SPY is going back to 730
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: lotta angry bols here tonight
[+6] u/bendersd: !banbet SNDK 1800 1 week
[+6] u/Due-Cat-6065: No way this chat is filled with real people 💀
[+6] u/kumako10: It's hard being a 🌈🐻 in this market cuz one truth social can ruin your port
[+6] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: I’ll have to sell my Korean wife if the Koreans keep dumping my portfolio every week
[+6] u/Ok_Mind8366: 1000% tariff on bts and korean bbq
[+6] u/theundiscoveredcolor: I may have been early, but I'm not wrong.
[+5] u/CategoryWeekly7214: I'd call RDDT the biggest piece of dog shit, but I also own RKLB, LUNR, and NASA.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: This sub this afternoon: SNDK 2000 by EOW
This sub tonight after SNDK dips a bit after running 70% in less than 3 weeks: SNDK 1000 by EOW
[+5] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: The funniest part about red days is all the people on here racing to tell everyone how obvious it was, despite not saying anything until it happened
[+5] u/TntFireball22: Fuck this war in Iran. The real war we need is in Korea
[+5] u/Cav829: So who got trapped a second time on memory stocks?
[+5] u/Evander85: Decided to go fully levered at the close
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: I was told stonks only go up
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 lost on his Kospi trade and pulled out of S Korea 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: SK Hynix deserves a tarriff after what it did to MU
[+5] u/noobletato: My only regret is not holding my SPX put and paper handing for only +90%. It's up 200% now
[+5] u/ActJolly: I'm so tired of losing money
[+5] u/DRCAG3SUN: at this rate spy will open at 760
[+5] u/Particular-Pen2135: Believe it or not.. calls
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: In 20 years people will be like yeh I make 500k a year but it’s really not that much
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: GOOD EVENING BAGHOLDERS!
[+5] u/drkgla: klarna because everyone will finance Apple products in the face of rising memory prices.
[+5] u/free-real-sensei: buying SPY puts for tomorrow
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: Need goog back to 375, should of never dumped
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: We're all 0dte degens
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[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Here you go
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[+5] u/FuckleUp: A group of WSB’ers is called a Flock
[+5] u/MyMomSaysImBeautiful: memory crashing in overnight market
[+5] u/Character-Luck-8564: bol r fuckkkkkkkkkk LOLLLLLLL
[+5] u/Diguojigood: It's going to be another round of dump once European markets are open
[+5] u/n00bL0rd42069: EVERYTHING DUMP EVERYTHING
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Did North Korea finally invaded wtf ?
[+5] u/Due-Cat-6065: If you are complaining about it “dumping” you bought the top when you should have been buying the same prices as now but days/weeks ago
[+5] u/Diguojigood: To be fair, I don't actually think Koreans started this dump. It's my opinion that American institutions started dumping but made it look like Koreans did it. Why? No idea. Just throwing ideas around
[+5] u/BoneGraft69: Rumor has it that the world ends tomorrow
[+5] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Because Zuck is a worm
[+5] u/whyshw: Holy moly! Everyone seems to be making bank on semis and memory stocks. I guess AVGO it is
[+5] u/itslikewoow: Axios is going to release another fake article tomorrow morning and stocks will bounce 1%.
[+5] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: AAOI inching below $150 for the last time for the next couple years. Make it count!
[+5] u/amanj41: My puts are only making me sad because I know they open red tomorrow on taco Tuesday
[+5] u/starentbrett: Friday opex should create some wild swings
[+14] u/RockasaurusRex: That fat sack of shit needs to announce a peace deal pretty soon.
[+11] u/BarbellPadawan: I’m probably not even gonna trade tomorrow. I’m just gonna go over to [r/SpaceXBets](r/SpaceXBets) and downvote any comment that is faintly positive on Musk.
[+10] u/GneissFrog: these overnight threads are filled with some of the absolute dumbest takes. If you think Korean retail is driving the action of markets around the world, across all sectors and asset classes, you are a moron.
[+9] u/EveryonesNasshole: holding a 772 spy put expiring tomorrow. lets gap tf down to 763 tomorrow plz
[+9] u/Routine-Agent-160: Green by open. Bears are going to get pounded hard.
[+9] u/DulyDully: SNDK calls on open if we start red.
[+9] u/BarbellPadawan: I can stay insolvent longer than the market can stay irrational.
[+8] u/ercanbas: Iran just struck an oil tanker that was under US escort.
[+8] u/chainerection: Did i miss the SNDK entry?
🤦🏻♂️
[+8] u/user365735: Wtf is going on damnit
[+8] u/hylian_prince: I’m with 🥭 , these South Koreans won’t support us and keep tanking my stocks overnight
[+7] u/Annual_Bat2230: V is calling… pick up?
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Claude pump the markets, make no mistakes
Don't worry guys I got this
[+7] u/Sudden_Weird_6283: !banbet SNDK 2000 1w
[+6] u/9tacos: Iranians are hard cunts. It’s over
[+6] u/Creative-Position641: !banbet SNDK 1800 1 week
[+6] u/i-was-like-Bruh: Spy please go up tomorrow
[+6] u/remilk123: We are already at the endgame. Can 🥭 hurry up and accept the deal? "Iran has given the U.S. an ultimatum of 3 to 4 weeks to meet all of its demands, or it will severely escalate in the Strait of Hormuz"
[+6] u/StopAtLoD: Blocked her because my credit score was dropping talking to her
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: It’s a little crazy markets can move this much AH, what’s even the point of “closing” the market…
[+5] u/Altruistic-Count2832: I will be buying puts 15 minutes after market open tomorrow
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: What have you all done
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: Aliens have landed on earth and have been losing money on options with us since 1997
[+5] u/riverpirate2: Well, NBIS has a clear runway now. GL bears
[+5] u/DarkR124: Seeing everyone lose their shit so I log on my broker and most things are red by less than a percent or two.
JFC yall are drama queens.
[+5] u/cheweyy: Back to our regular scheduled pumping
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Bears' parents inhaled leaded petrol 🔥
[+5] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: I bet she doesn’t put the toilet lid down after using either.
[+5] u/MrEdwL: You bought into his crypto company BS?
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: SPY, another red day tomorrow?? Or you bought calls for tomorrow??
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Bruh is AI gonna find a cure for cancer or just keep making photos where you squint your eyes and see jesus
[+5] u/GaiusMarius7Times: What are yall portfolios? I am down .21% today, why is everyone's sky falling
[+5] u/poppadwarf: Everyone in here including me is over leveraged
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots everybady
[+5] u/hauntedMammoth: What if we all just spam SanDisk 10k on this thread and get the algos to moon it up
[+5] u/Pury101: Some of you didn't get the memo that being retarded was ironic around here...
[+5] u/POWRAXE: Hey KOSPI, I hate you and I hope every last one of you paper handed pussies get liquidated.
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Just gotta dump it a little more to stop out the poors
[+5] u/hayleybts: Asia and most markets gets affected due to Oil more than we do
[+5] u/hayleybts: It's like you all don't see news or something? We crashing cause oil ripping! How many times do u ask same thing in chat
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Sorry guys. I bought.
[+9] u/Frosty1397: Fucking knew i shoulda bought the dip on SNDK and NBIS
Instead I'm stuck with pos RDDT and AVGO
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Can we please pump space again this time we will take profit
[+7] u/OkOpportunity6986: Raise your hand if youre getting fucked by the dump
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: All it takes is .5% down on Qs and the doomers are out in full force
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Bessent needs to scribble something on a notepad soon and trick people into panic buying bonds.
[+6] u/themourningpoet: This market is too easy to read unfortunately for me I am dyslexic
[+6] u/CWB2208: I bought calls at close lmaooo
[+6] u/Salt_Contract342: Why? Even WEN posted gains in the last week. Sorry about your shitty picks man
[+5] u/itsme971: Nah, we Europoors never get to decide anything
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: Iran surrenders - Ayatollah proposed to invest 800 billion into NVDA, SNDK and MU
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: At a certain point, either bonds or the stock market are getting nuked, especially with rates going nuts.
Heads or tails with this admin though, glhf
[+5] u/Thor2024brown: I have a bet - Iran invasion starts on Nov 6th
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: There has never been a better time to take on massive amounts of debt. Fuck this shitcoin dollar. They're letting it go to 0.
[+5] u/Kepsoo97: K-Pop Hunters, don't mess it up. 📈 🦋
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: The only thing standing in the way of my port being down 100% all time is one single 774 call expiring tomorrow
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: Iran has been begging for a deal so much this year that they begged for the begging to stop but T-Diddy said "No, there will be more begging".
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Boys im cooked. And markets at an ATH lol. just buy QQQ and spy don’t be a hero
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Who me? Well, my boys and I are gonna storm the Kharg after bombing the fucking shit out of Oman. Prolly full Porning into NVDA first though because it’s gonna be the first Gorillian dollar stock, ya mean?
[+5] u/Mods4Bers: I am neither bull nor bear, i am chart
[+5] u/Captain_TuckFard: Memory might go red before midnight at this rate
[+5] u/RegardedJensen: Best Korea revenge for the orange clown doing clown things
[+5] u/mygatito: Huge surge coming :D
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Why the FUCK is nobody talking about google?
This piece of shit barely flinched during the late july AI dump.
I don't even have a stake yet, but the thing is balls deep in everything tech and literally the front page of the internet.
What the fuck is wrong with Google and why shouldn't I just buy now and stop sweating around memory and semi?
[+5] u/Ble_h: KOSPI broke 7k again. It’s basically a meme index.
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: Is this the beginning of the next iran market manipulation cycle
[+5] u/claytondpark: 🌽/mstr about to go on a fierce counter rally?
[+5] u/Mods4Bers: Whats the problem?
All 🥭 has to do is have axios post a article of him saying the bond yields arent a problem, and then we can pump again
[+5] u/youyololiveonce: Did Nike guy delete his account?
[+5] u/LayerClear5664: Everyday should just be a public holiday in Korea and stocks will never go down again
[+5] u/cultoftheclave: wtf everything I type into Google gives me AI summary of some Reddit shit, did Google just eat Reddit
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: KOSPI might actually just swing from +3.5% to circuit breaker lol what in the fuck happened???
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: Buy calls on the way down once 🥭 eventually tweets about a deal we'll be back at ATH
[+5] u/s1ckd0g0311: Wait for the market to pump for 13 seconds at open, sell, and then rebuy at the bottom 1 minute before close. Same thing every fucking day.
[+5] u/wenchanger: save the cheerleader save our Stonks. RIP Hayden P
[+9] u/teh_herper: # Believe in the unbelievable in this market — things can be different this time
# - Jim Crammer
It's actually fucking over now lmao 🤌🤌🤌
[+9] u/Vocabii: i knew i couldnt be wrong 10 times in a row
[+9] u/MusingsAndMind: Market's going down?
Time to exit my positions at a loss and hold cash while it dumps. When we're back at ATH or above, I exit my cash position and go 100% invested.
[+7] u/BusterMungus: Again with this overnight nonsense ? 🙄
[+6] u/tortu995: If the news of iran hitting a tanker escorted by the us and causing casualties is true we hitting limit down tomorrow and rest of the week.
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Anyone here European? Are you gonna buy the dip?
[+6] u/Hodgey91: Fox with a cock, make it a big one 💦
[+5] u/bespoketrancheop: Just put a bunch of tesla coils along the strait havent they played red alert
[+5] u/RandyBobandyLahey1: should i full port into SNDK now that i've missed the 50% rip this past week
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: I have traded more than 1 million dollars and I have just earned 200 USD per month this year
[+5] u/Saeonic: I think they are spiking semi-legal weed with fent or something, I am getting shakes from trying to quit
[+5] u/Fickle-Gold6606: I never trust overnight market.
[+5] u/A10cc: # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
[+5] u/A10cc: I'm getting jacked from holding these bags.
[+5] u/pumpkin1986: Please god just end this retarded nightmare. Oh and take everyone else with me
[+5] u/banana_buddy: Hulk Hogan with a pussy or Megan Fox with a cock?
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: [what the holeeee fuck?](https://x.com/i/status/2089488812686626984)
[+5] u/warandbuffet1: Nke 5yr chart lines up with my credit karma score
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: 2000% tariff on SK Hynix and send MU to $10000
[+5] u/diefy7321: Stupid fucking Asian markets contagion shit lmao
Same shit happened in ‘98 smh
[+13] u/FrostySoftPressure: I was really regarded for thinking 🥭 would care about midterms, that guy is speed running how to destroy the economy lol.
I just like how he’s voters are still defending him and they can’t point out a single good thing he’s done that he promised before elections.
[+12] u/sonofalando: Yes, the leader of the free world should be putting his efforts into North Korea right now. That’s definitely where the energy should be spent. Definitely nothing more important 🤡🤡🤡
[+12] u/MaffYootube: Stock goes up 40% in a week: "Yeah that's about right"
Stock goes down 6%: "wtf the market is manipulated"
[+9] u/GhostTheHunter64: Market going down is a buying opportunity, like Buffet said:
Risk it all in one big trade, go big or go home.
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 is such a regard, can’t wait until he’s removed
[+8] u/Madsen13140: DO NOT OPEN THE CASINO
[+8] u/DecisionPerfect3858: Pack your bags son, I just lost the house again
[+7] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Mango causing a bond crisis. Its like the mofo has a list of shit he wants to fuck up lmao
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: Don't worry guys let me explain to you how the market works even though I have a four figure portfolio and am literally retarded
[+7] u/WitnessSignal7822: I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE CEO OF S&P500 RIGHT NOW!!!!
[+7] u/sonofalando: Writing my obituary and last will and testament for open 💀
[+7] u/vish_NZ: My portfolio is seriously impressive, all these greendays it can barely go +1% and then one bear day and its insta -2% with more plenty to come I bet
[+6] u/gayforgoblin: Any chance this reverses to green by open?
[+6] u/sonofalando: Look at that FAT red candle. Holy shit I opened think or swim and my entire room lit up like I was at the gates of hell at 4am on the dot.
[+6] u/foamrollmyback: Memories we all have made
[+6] u/imsolost3090: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO
[+6] u/Outrageous_Capital35: Those bonds Are indeed CRAYZY, highest since 2007. Debt is fked. at 5.3% damn
[+6] u/turboMXDX: Bonds gonna hit 8% and replace the s&p.
S&p is the new nasdaq, Qqq is the new bitcoin, semis are the new meme coins. Trust AI
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: Memory still dumping wow
[+6] u/kingoftheoneliners: I was wondering why NVDA was down today then I saw that skank Cathy Wood bought shares. Top is in boys.
[+5] u/RoundLeader8: we looking like deep red tomorrow boyz. little dip for shrek dildo recovery later this week
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: I bought SPY calls today. Futures red af of course. Bers, you're welcome.
[+5] u/ilovecollegeboard: Only trump can save us. Please let it be taco Tuesday.
[+5] u/GodKing_Monarch: oil up too, red day incoming
[+5] u/_SAi-: it's all trump or dump
[+5] u/Knarre30: Not even worried. 🌮 cant let the market drop in front of midterms. We will witness an epic Taco this week
[+5] u/SpiderWil: bear bc the ceasfire deal ended trump refuse to extend it, WTI oil jumped to 85
[+5] u/Outrageous_Capital35: Inflation up. warsh cant cut rates and make it worse . Meanwhile AI center release more bonds as the government has sol record 5.2 bonds . Pushing the price higher. Making high growth company less attractive . If they dont do something soon thing will get fked
[+5] u/bertacle: Third day RED in a row
[+5] u/nitz21: can anyone tell me why the market is crashing?
[+5] u/SignificantRip8239: red premarket means green? LET ME COPE PLS
[+5] u/calvin_tam: How do one give Koreans a permanent holiday
[+15] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: The best comments are the ones from bols when they first wake up to the red light therapy then come here to ask “what’s going on” “why is everything dumping” LMAO
[+11] u/mistertweek: Japan is going to surprise dump treasuries and USA is just going to look at them like Branden Frasier in the Fat Guy movie.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # You mean to tell me you wouldn’t touch SNDK at $980 but you bought at $1700 you’re a huge retarded clown 🫵🤡 LMAO
[+10] u/-sakuranbo: market has one red day in a week and bers are like "this is it, america collapses today"
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Not even one sign of recovery this is going to be a brutal day for bol
[+10] u/pmotiveforce: Wait until the anxiety of not having one hits you.
[+8] u/dpatel211: Why did I wake up early
[+8] u/ClaudesSexBot: bro we were supposed to go back to ATH on MU, what the fuck is this
[+8] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Application for mod was received.
[+7] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: That's it, I am dumping everything at open. Its over, putting my money in money market for +3% returns.
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bols eating shambled eggs for breakfast
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: spy only down .5% thats like bread crumbs for geybears
[+6] u/strawberrryy222: TRUMP is tired of winning so he lets iran win this time
[+6] u/GurHot8359: Oil went up yesterday because the real reserve numbers got out
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: # Bers are actually just sad folks 😹😹
[+6] u/Marcelo1995211: This will turn around at the market open. No chance we’ll see -10 today on semis.
[+6] u/wedabest111: MU moves at about 1/3 of what sandisk moves at during green days but drops the same as sandisk on red days, can someone give me one reason why you would hold MU over SNDK
[+5] u/Its_Knova: Spy prediction for today? I bought 769 puts yesterday.
[+5] u/dreamer_Neet: We need another 2 weeks deal for ATH again please
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: Of all the stocks, MSFT is the one I understand the least. It rises up 30% in a week and later on starts shitting for no reason
[+5] u/Classic-Chocolate943: 48 dollars on spy calls
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Well that don't look good
[+5] u/Approval_Duck: Warren doesn’t even own any buffets
[+5] u/gounatos: This is it guys. This is the end
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: One day I hope I get recognition from the market makers for the exit liquidity I give
Like a certificate would be nice
[+5] u/illinformed-will: The rug shall continue until morale improve
[+5] u/Approval_Duck: I didn’t know my stop losses wouldn’t trigger after hours. Gg
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Kinda knew spy was gonna go down like a rock in a lake when I thought it was a good idea to hold. Unlike whenever I want to sell and take my profit, those almost always 10x after I sell.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Anyone know what's causing the dump AH?
[+5] u/Admirable_Savings_46: sndk 2000 tomorrow or my port is cooked
[+5] u/FOMO_Gains: Yo wtf free awards are back on reddit?
Mc Rib 2.0
[+5] u/IXI_Bman: Bulls????? Where did all those critters go. Bear market coming baby.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: My Alibaba position just turned green. I don´t think anybody realizes in how deep a shit we are now...
[+5] u/GurHot8359: he says hes friend with north korea so maybe
[+11] u/Born_Chocolate9295: healthy pullback right guys?
[+9] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Gentleman, we’re fucked.
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: END THE WAR YOU STUPID FUCK
[+7] u/mousepop321: # People in here actually thinking we would nuke Iran are exactly why that goldfish beat 60% of retail traders last year LMFAO 🤌
[+7] u/ziggyho: They gonna liquidate Leo for real this time
[+6] u/Ok_Reaction_1549: Gonna be the biggest RED day, a RED day like we have never seen before. Nobody knows RED days better than I do.
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: can we have a nice old school dump
[+6] u/Mud_Hat41: So Iran is winning, right?
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: God mother fucking damn you Korea. It’s my first day back after a two week break and this is how you do me???
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Looks deep today fellas somebody got a news drop
[+5] u/astromouse2024: I mean sure CPI and PPI is important, but what does the stripper index tell us? That’s what’s key here
[+5] u/Huntington777: Kimchi is pretty nice as a side
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Love a good late night ice water guzzlin
Especially when it's 100° outside at 1 in the am
[+5] u/kananishino: sigh really be regretting selling my MU and SPY puts
[+5] u/Vlisa: you been in a come for a few months?
[+5] u/Dust-Sea: Burry was right, mem bulls have nothing left.
[+5] u/FartSniffer66642069: Wtf are you kidding me? Everytime I get SNDK calls it just falls straight off a cliff.
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: market red today innit
[+5] u/Fox_n_Roll: I think I missed some things in here for being away some days... wtf, a chat? damn...
[+5] u/Fancy_Goat685: There are no real women in here. Just like on RuneScape the only women there are guys looking to be paid 10k gp to be your "GF"