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[+22] u/A-Money-Lover: Why is there a chat above the chat
[+21] u/Stockguygme: US DRAFTING BAN ON CHINA DATA CENTER COMPONENTS- Reuters
[+15] u/WillingnessMental731: MU is going to pump hard after US ban on chinese data centers
[+13] u/thatsawsome: Just discovered optiones last week
[+12] u/No-Reception-3324: Imagine paying 100 grand for "insider access" just to get senile tweets abouts a pool liner
[+10] u/Concept-Plastic: MU need to break 900 today
[+10] u/BenySpaghetty: Can confirm, guy below me has AIDS. ✅
[+10] u/Psychological_Fly109: Can we all agree that IF this goes red, we dont tell the Koreans (they cant handle it)
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Is it too much to ask MU to break ATH this week?
[+9] u/jonneh: Reuters: US has used up virtually all long-range missiles :pray:
[+8] u/Dakhnas: Looks like semis day today
[+8] u/Dakhnas: July is over. Buy while you still can
[+8] u/visionarymind: Holding MU🐏 for one hour outperforms every HYSA
[+8] u/Ryzze_Up: Market is going to drop at open mark my words
[+8] u/idkwhatusertochoosek: Any horny dudes here
[+8] u/Born_Chocolate9295: i swear everytime i look at MU its either fighting 850 or 1050
[+7] u/visionarymind: Stocks literally move up & to the right & poor people exist
I’ll never understand how anyone can be that stupid
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: Ber the type of fella to put ice cubes on the floor at a macdonalds and then pretend to slip on them
[+7] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: I only drive American-made data centers
[+7] u/WillingnessMental731: MU, SNDK, AMD, MRVL will take the scene today and tomorrow. Buy now or dont cry later
[+6] u/Fun-Time4064: I want to feel Trump’s big green dildo rip my asshole apart as it fucks me deep and hard
I’m ready.
[+6] u/Dakhnas: Looks like ripping day today
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU needs a big run up
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Bers going through the 5 stages of grief as we speak
[+6] u/steem99: [US has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war](https://www.reuters.com/world/us-has-used-virtually-all-its-long-range-precision-missiles-during-iran-war-2026-08-04/)
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: you were BEGGING for a MU dip to get in when it was at ATH 1100. it's your chance.
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: im not joking my search history on my pc was "grindr tradingview" multiple times and my girl saw that yesterday (she doesnt know what tradingview is) and thought i was hiding something whole night until i explained it this morning lol
[+6] u/PixelPhoenixForce: RKLB 150 end of month
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: >\>China memory ban imminet
has a single company got cucked harder than Apple in recent times?
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: Oil climbing, 🥭 sleeping, gonna wake up and put out some delusional message about the strait being open
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: No crying in the casino
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Since I'm never wrong, the only logical explanation is that the market is rigged.
[+5] u/Alfman66: SHORT SHORT SELL SELL PUTS PUTS (tricking the algos)
[+5] u/tiny_toof: mu is giving me psychosis
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: All you have to do to make money is buy software when ai is up and buy ai when software is up
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: realistically, how much higher can yields go before shit is fucked?
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Zuck, since you’re blowing all that money just slide ASTS a billion or 2
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Humanity's purpose is to provide compute for the Machine God
[+20] u/aniote: ~~We're at war with Iran~~
~~We're negotiating peace~~
~~We're at war with Iran~~
~~We're negotiating peace~~
~~We're at war with Iran~~
~~We're negotiating peace~~
~~We're at war with Iran~~
~~We're negotiating peace~~
~~We're at war with Iran~~
~~We're negotiating peace~~
~~We're at war with Iran~~
We're negotiating peace <--- you are here
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: This week is not only proof that god is real, but he fucking hates bears
[+12] u/Any_Influence_8305: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST FULL PORT
[+10] u/NoLies298: So bullish im bout to bust
[+9] u/Fit_Feedback5981: MANGO ANNOUNCEMENT: HORMUZ IS OPEN FOR SEMIS AND MEMORY
[+9] u/No-Pattern-2890: Alright so now that we got that Leopold dork out, let’s resume another 9 months of life changing pump
[+9] u/ThatFUTGuy: when will burry accept he’s not getting another movie and he’s retarted like us
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: Having a chat above the chat is probably one of the most annoying things i have ever seen. What is this a twitch stream within a twitch stream. We are inside the movie Inception now.
[+8] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Bers, you lose this week. Better luck next week in the casino
[+8] u/mneymaker: MU owes us a faceripping shrek, right through last weeks high at 920s
Hopefully near 1000s today
[+8] u/ayopapiz: Whoever buying puts at open, thank you for your sacrifice. Ath here we go
[+7] u/Joey-Cap: Leopold died so that we may live
[+7] u/aa73gc: We have the concepts of a draft work on the possible language for a deal that only one side knows about. Market: Say less, ath
[+7] u/Boraximus: bag7 is a hilarious name
[+7] u/twostroke1: If the market only goes up, why would someone bet on it going down?
Are they retarded or something?
[+7] u/TheBabygator: Chats moving so fast no one will see I’m a gay bear.
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I opened spacex calls and sandisk calls lmao
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I'm leveraged to the tits and out the ass
[+7] u/selbstlosbased: Is today a memory Day
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: Oh look they got everyone chasing software, hyper scalers, oracle, etc. Then they rug pull and just run semis.
Didn’t you guys get the Jane street, Citadel and Leopold memos yesterday?
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: If you ever feel depressed, remember there’s people that are long on oil right now LMAO
[+7] u/iamjt: I thought we just pulled back
[+7] u/Daisinkhan: is not late for future bagholders to join
[+7] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: we should ban selling instead only buying
[+6] u/znightmaree: Hey guys we make a product that is sold out years in advance from demand, switching to long term contracts and locking in all time high pricing on our product, all signs point to increased demand continuing far into the future, margins so high we are printing Nvidia levels of cash, government in our pocket
# Bears - Sounds like a great short!!! 🤡
[+6] u/account-names: Shitadel - what an odd name he picked
[+6] u/Bcider: Wow this chat is gay
[+6] u/OrangeManBibi: Today $$$ rotating back to semi. MU call at open
[+6] u/Flimsy-Philosophy-42: My main position was rddt which got nuked
[+6] u/Big_Instruction9922: Wtf is this new widget
[+6] u/TenFigureNetworth: Guys are my comments visible? Can you pls reply with a fuck you or smth in the next msg?
[+6] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Chart bros are the ultimate regards.
“Oh this is only up 3%? Looking structurally weak here guys, look out below!1!1”
[+6] u/Ancient_Stretch1746: 🥭 one last pump like yesterday
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Semi bulls who stayed the course through this liquidation are about to be rewarded handsomely
[+6] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: retardmaxxing so hot right now
[+6] u/StonkGoUp: Lmao you already missed the pullback dude
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: SPY: 📈📈📈📈
MAG7: 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
[+5] u/PurpleKush69420: Roll a huge joint and blaze up.
[+5] u/No-Passage2436: Imagine being a professional trader and your entire life revolves around fake news flow
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Who be selling semis? Seems kinda regarded while the hyperscalers still increasing capex.
[+5] u/declandiced: Just fell to my knees (photonics bagholder and 6'3)
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: \*QATAR SAYS 'LANGUAGE HAS BEEN DRAFTED ON POSSIBLE' US-IRAN DEAL
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU is up 3.5% already! 🤑
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: The Pumpening: Part 2
[+5] u/Objective_Net7845: I'm going all in on calls today
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY a dollar away from a new ATH 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Etheikin: when drawdon :
monke doesnt wanna profit, monke just want breakeven
when pump 1% :
LFG to the MOON monke gonna have 10 bagger
[+5] u/toppoyaaaay: Got Divinity Sin 2 in the steam sale. Great game
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: ASTS is going to have a week for the record books. 88% total
[+5] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Man I am in a office meeting and this Indian guy is speaking tooo fast I don’t understand him at all
[+5] u/hioman01: Space bros butts can rest today
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Cathy Wood been buying space X stock it’s so over space bol 🥀
[+5] u/Diguojigood: looks like August is rotation back into semis
[+5] u/A55BAG: Cathie Wood bought AMZN
Cramer said buy AMZN
Besos sold
top is in 🤣
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: TO THE MOON MY SEMIBROS
[+5] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Dram to 60 by Friday or else I lose the house 💔
[+5] u/Big_Physics_5757: Yesterday when I left my apartment there was 2 lesbians making out in the hallway.
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Puts are so cooked. Always love seeing the roasted bers
[+11] u/AgentBlackwell: who tf wants a live chat feed from wsb
half these comments are shitposting incels
[+10] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: Iran, worried they are the last to know the details of the latest Iran peace deals, is the first to sign up for the $100,000 Truth Social access.
[+10] u/_IMF_: CAT being +10%, is Burry burried?
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Googl dropping gemini 4.0
Matches the performance, or outperforms, all other models such as Claude, Kimi OpenAI and deepseek at a fraction of the token cost.
Escaped the closed environment and hacked into the Pentagon during development, but that's fixed now ofc.
Googl 500 eom
....and then I woke up
[+9] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: LMAO IMAGINE BUYING POOTS AT THE LITERAL BOTTOM AND WATCHING THEM GET ***POUNDED***
[+9] u/BadaBingSil: war ending = bullish
war continuing = bullish
oil crashing = bullish
unprofitable garbage = probably +20%
spy ath = buy more calls and pray
am i reading this right?
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> SPY hitting ATHs in afterhours
if premarket green candles = bearish and premarket red candles = bullish, then micheal burry is going to be extremely rich after markets open
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: He fucking has the govt he controls make a law that says his taxes and his family’s taxes can never be audited even future taxes. THATS A DICTATORSHIP
[+8] u/RegardMode: Memory and space will dump 5% on open as usual
[+8] u/Deshen87: POET stock surging because ban on chinese data center equipment, problem is POET does not have any product to sell 😂
[+7] u/Both-Improvement8645: This market is 100 percent a scam and most of the comments here are bots
[+7] u/EndzeiT420: from LOW to ATH in 2 days, this is absurd
[+7] u/Bierkuh83: Unstoppable momentum. Calls are printing so hard, I'm stacking Lambos in the garage.
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: I do find it interesting that there are 3 million people on wsb and not one of them is female
[+7] u/ballzstreetwets: The $100 dollar accounts are out in droves this morning
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: imagine shiht posting on LinkedIn instead of here
[+7] u/AccordingBee5821: Why does the discussion board keep moving? I just want to see the tickers
[+7] u/Few-Frosting-4213: The entire market is just semis and mag7 passing the ball back and fourth lmao
[+7] u/New-Length5593: 🥭 has no cards, no missiles, no oil, and obviously no brain cells.
[+7] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+6] u/Leading_Form_8485: Bull run is here. Grab what you can before 🥭 fucks it up again.
[+6] u/QueenAlicat: I’m about to sell my puts at a steep loss and buy calls, so that’s how you know the market will crash today. Fuck my stupid life 🤡
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: It’s going to pump so hard at open, smart traders never take profits at ATH.
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Everyone fomo into calls right at open!
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Lmao “analysts not focused on SPCX quarterly earnings but instead interested in management’s confidence in ai.” It’s there on a silver platter y’all, if you think it’s gunna tank thing again
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: WHAT DO BEARS EVEN DO
[+6] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Another 30% SNDK coming coming in
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Bessent is the fucking secretary of Treasury he doing negotiations now too?
[+6] u/Temporary-Equal-774: bers kept getting fucked by fake news, I almost feel bad for them
[+6] u/CerebrumMortuus: Bears eating bol meat for breakfast today
But the other kind of meat
[+6] u/_Kenway: PLTR has 6b revenue TTM.
I know ice cream business chain with more revenue lmao
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Todo:
Insider trading
✍️
[+6] u/Rawkstonks: This is unbelievable
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: Don’t forget to take profit’s assholes
[+6] u/Abe2025: Secretary Bessent sleeps In a Bassinet
[+6] u/mrjoeyjo: CNBC said MU will double within 18 month.
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: My favorite thing about SPCX is not having anything to do with it. Bots out in force pumping it today, thanks but no thanks.
[+6] u/sck178: The moment the Mag7 stop obfuscating just how much of their profits come from selling compute to exactly 2 money evaporating companies..... Shit will get real fun
[+6] u/Money_Term8366: Wow if LUNR continues to shrek pre market it’s only going to be down 66% instead of 75% last 3 months
[+6] u/New-Length5593: BREAKING: U.S. WILL BE CLOSE TO A DEAL EVERYDAY UNTIL FRIDAY CLOSE. MAYBE A DEAL MAYBE NOT.
[+6] u/stupidber: Ber r mega fuk again
[+6] u/ChanceStunning5407: What's the event? Anal trump dicking?
[+5] u/carrollart: It’s gonna pump all week
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: I love how a member of 🥭's administration starts talking on CNBC and every single one of my active positions starts dropping. Not crashing. But still dropping
[+5] u/lithe_silhouette: Somehow I completely missed out on the memory recovery. You get so traumatized by the red days that you start going all cash just in time to miss the recovery
[+5] u/IllChemical4312: has no one noticed marvell tech almost up 10% premark
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Bears got greedy and werent happy with big dump they wanted massive dump and got recked chasing tale as old as time
[+5] u/AggressiveBench7708: MU hitting $900 again today
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Whatever you do dont short this
[+5] u/TreGet234: Greed the fuck out and panic everything. It's so on.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Me when I make soup: " I like the stock"
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: hype the frick out and buy everything rn
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: IM OUT OF ALL MY POSITIONS AT A GAIN LETS GOOOOO
[+5] u/Andymackattack: The rumor: deal with Iran
The news: no one actually spoke with Iran
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Memory bols better be right because I put my entire port into calls
[+5] u/NotMe357: "US Treasury Secretary Bessent: We may have an Iran deal tomorrow to open Hormuz - CNBC interview"
[+5] u/SnooComics5459: this market makes no sense
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Welp time to sell all Mag7 calls and rotate back to semis.
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Bers in valhalla, they fought bravely, but died anyways.
[+5] u/silverfutes: I can’t believe that close to a deal shit worked AGAIN.
[+5] u/eon_of_ian: Why pay 🥭 $100K when Bessent is moving markets for free
[+5] u/ultr_bn: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+5] u/Kooky_Resource6348: We unironically reached SPY ATH with semis still being substantially nuked from June. Holy
[+5] u/BadaBingSil: [time to have a manic episode and make 20 trades in one day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8etTpn3hAQ)
LETS FUCKING GO - OPEN THE CASINO
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Iran isn't going to agree to another deal. if they are even talking, they are just trying to make Mango look ridiculous, which he already is ridiculous.
[+5] u/RisingSerpent222: Wake up. Buy calls. Rinse and repeat
[+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: Full port SPY $765 0dte calls at open, yes?
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Spy 760, never thought I see the day
[+5] u/Asleep-Implement5938: Spy ATH overnight is retarded lol
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Chat moving so fast no one will notice that if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Rotation back out of mag 7 into the meme stocks
[+5] u/claytondpark: Had a shitty July after a hot 2026 start, hopefully Aug will be better!
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Fukin corrupt as fuck
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: Trust me bro is not good financial advice
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: playing poker with retirees is *easy money*
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: It should scare people how bullish this thread is haha
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Bottom might truly be in? Should I full port soxl
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Did spy just hit ATH lmao
[+5] u/clouts1: Most logical market in history!!!!
[+5] u/aew2019: Leopold died so that our sins can be forgiven.
[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Puts easy money, probably a 10x bagger
[+5] u/EveningComplex8258: hope lots of people selling their worthless puts today to pump it
[+5] u/DingyWingyBopper: Bears are so fucking stupid lmao
[+5] u/JimmyBraddock: WHY CANT I PERFECTLY TIME MY TRADES
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Bought GLW on dat dip last week
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: I thought the Googl line would go straight up until 400
I want to complain to the manager
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Ngl I still think we dump today
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: hormuz is finally completely open, in fact it's so open, there are 5x times more ships passing through it right now.
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: So amd $600 after er?
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Mag 7 over, back to bag 7
[+15] u/tldamico: God, grant me the patience to wait for confirmation, the discipline to cut losers, and the wisdom to know when I'm just gambling.
[+14] u/tropicalia84: # BEARS ARE NO MATCH FOR DRAFTING CONCEPTS OF A DEAL
[+13] u/Civil-Soup2863: Just bought my first ever SPY calls.
Sorry lads, just tanked the market.
[+10] u/Czyzzle: They’re lying. There are no talks, no impending deals, no ships through the Strait. But, what can you do but play along and bathe in the gaslight
[+10] u/eli4s20: Koreans are reportedly mortgaging their livers to go all in on AI.
[+10] u/1k-to-1Mil: Bears downvoting is funny🤌
[+10] u/-IQ200: Buying puts here to push the markets higher. Thank me later.
[+9] u/Spy300: >BESSENT ON YEN INTERVENTION: IF YEN WEAKENS OTHER CURRENCIES WOULD FOLLOW
😮
[+9] u/derprondo: The boy who cried peace deals
[+9] u/JayRoo83: Happy ATH morning to those who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳🥳
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Holy shit bears are fucked
[+9] u/Powerful-Actuary-764: Turns out puts at close yesterday was not the play
[+9] u/zlordbeats: new ath for no fucking reason
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: Trump after US saves Yen: "Japan's been very good to us, with the exception, of course, of Pearl Harbor."
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
[+8] u/need20goodmen: Yes yes, stocks only go up and to the right. Keep buying!!!! Don't question that big beautiful Persian rug you are standing on right now, its just a big beautiful rug.
[+8] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Burry’s face getting ripped off with those CAT shorts
[+8] u/SecretUsername2000: Bizarre world where we get war updates from the treasury secretary.
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Lmaooo rotation from mag back into AI ? 😂
[+8] u/Particular-Nose-8932: Something to be aware of today:
JOLTS Report 10 am EST
🥭 Has given Iran a deadline of EOD to agree or "face devastating air strikes"
Scotty B is trying to drop crude oil prices before they jump back up tonight
[+8] u/rampagepete: MU $900 today. premarket set up looks good for a breakout
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: situational awareness liquidated at the exact bottom
[+8] u/Own_Purple229: Up $700 👀 still down $4k 😔
[+8] u/Pax19: Not to be controversial but I think it would be good if I made money today
[+8] u/socratesqt: Get ready for another day of every .01% drop being bought immediately
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: I downvote every bullish SPCX comment, nice try Elon bots.
[+8] u/davidbigham: Market hit new All time high after Leopold got margin called.
Classic, he is one of us.
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: Ima need apple to do 3% today or I’m going to have a very angry wife.
[+7] u/NoBlock3917: Buy high sell low remember
[+7] u/CuckedbyPowell: The going has been too good these past few days.
Surely the time to rotate from my portfolio back into MMs is fast approaching
[+7] u/DirectionOl: Alexa play Green day - American idiot
[+7] u/Public_Ideal84: If this does the straight line down thing at open I’ll cry
[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: Can someone post the suicide hotline for bears?
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: Absolutely nothing worth buying at these levels.
[+7] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Twas the premarket before bullmas… 🎅🎄
[+7] u/BentoMan: AI is back. It might take a week at 10%+ a day but we gonna test new highs.
[+7] u/WelderEven1958: lol a deal is “close”. Good luck regards
[+7] u/MarginOfSanity: Think I’ll sit out today.
[+7] u/OkBeginning9576: # I
# DECLARE
# BEARUPTCY
[+7] u/thethor1231: So ready for MU 8000
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: CONCEPTS OF DEAL TO BE RELEASED WITH A FRAMEWORK OF A DEAL. LIQUIDATIONS HEARD OFF THE COAST OF BANDAR ABBAS.
[+7] u/IndependenceMajor360: SPY JUST HIT 761 PREMARKET
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: BIG BEAUTIFUL GREEN SHREKS
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Buy High Sell Low checking in ✋
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: You knew it was the bottom when ber started saying "thanks for the exit liquidity" and "worse than 2008"
[+6] u/Specific-Chemist-353: Need a 10 bagger today, any suggestions?
[+6] u/vermilli21: Puts look too obvious so calls it is!
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: if semis hit ATH I'm taking profits this time
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Literally everything green premarket.
My portfolio: GOOG drooling in the corner
[+6] u/Capital-Pineapple961: If spy bounce again on astrology levels, it will officially be a memecoin
[+6] u/United-Dot-2814: Dump Mag7 to pump memory, feels like July again
[+6] u/Cocobongo12: So is mu hitting 900 today or what?
[+6] u/solidsneeze: on the SPCX call: "we've increased our cap ex to all the money that exists in the world"
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the prez who cried peace deal is finally getting something done after hitting new all time low approval ratings hmm
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/OutlawComputerZoo (3W - 0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SKHY** ▲ | $143.90 → $150.00 | +4.2% | 18h 57m | Won |
[+6] u/SirPanic12: Holy shit optics are mooning in pm
[+6] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Are tears of laughter allowed in the casino ???
[+6] u/OmeOwen: My bet for today is PLTR!
[+6] u/mixtape312: If you don't think they're cheating, got some bad news for you... they're cheating. they will empty retail.
[+6] u/Ble_h: 2 weeks ago everyone was ber and screaming about market crash. Today we may break ATH with a war going on. The market makes no goddamn sense.
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: mag7 dump seems a little overdone
[+6] u/Civil-Soup2863: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO I WANNA PLAY
[+6] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: Imagine being a bear in this market lol
I bought both micron and googl on the local bottom and I'm now up more than 15% within ,2 weeks on STOCK ALONE
LITERALLY JUST BUY DIPS - THAT IS ALL YOU GOTTA DO
[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: Bulls are so greedy they wish for debased fiat
So they can imagine they are richer
[+6] u/Low_Truck_7049: 🥭 administration drafts ban on Chinese data center devices over security concerns.
Depending on the ban - Hyperscalers may have to source **100% of their memory and enterprise SSD storage** from approved Western and allied manufacturers
[+6] u/Chemical-Top-1407: Get ready for the biggest dump of all time
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: SPY 800 EOW not even a meme anymore
[+6] u/Master-Personality26: Why the fuck is spy at ath
[+6] u/zlordbeats: market really pumping cuz 🥭 said big beautiful big black cocks
da fuk
[+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: "but...but...Iran....Trump....longest bull market...doom...."
Just stfu and buy if you want to make easy money.
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: All totally normal and makes sense 😂
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: What a random day to break ATH
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: you sold semis to buy MSFT and META LMAO
[+6] u/BackroomGuy1: Scared money don’t make money
[+5] u/EdwardMurderKnuckles: why does it feel like im walking on a rug
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: Ready for the opening bell rug pull when not-fake volume comes in?
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Deal or No Deal, 🥭 edition
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: August just comin' in HOT son
[+5] u/mehmilani: "NVIDIA (NVDA) reports earnings Aug. 26. Recent Wall Street average price target: $314.29". A nation of crackheads.
[+5] u/mjr_malfunction: Bear son or thot daughter?
[+5] u/4tran-woods-creature: im finally going to have enough money to visit my boyfriend.
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: Spy being so high makes me sad because it means my SEMI’s don’t have much room to run
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: One day is pumping and the next dumping, bipolar drunken market
[+5] u/Vincent_van_Guh: Looks like money is going to get sucked out of the rest of the market and pumped into mem today. Hard not to FOMO with calls
[+5] u/bertacle: watch carefully what happen at open
[+5] u/vermilli21: Of course AMZN is down almost 2% after I sold my puts for a small loss
[+5] u/niaqr: relax guys I told the CEO of stocks to kindly do the needful he said yes
[+5] u/Anonn39: I remember when I bought memories back in January it's already "priced in" back then. Then when it hits ATH in June everything is also "priced in". And now after it drops 40-50% from ATH people also says it is priced in. So which one is it?
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Bessent isn’t announcing any new Strait deal, he’s just doing wishful thinking that the bellicose threats from 🥭 will work this time, unlike the previous 100 times
[+5] u/ddrsdght: “Diego Pavia here!”
"You might remember me from finishing 2nd in the Heisman Trophy voting last year..."
"Now I'm ready to finish putting YOU in a new Chevy Tahoe at Pavia Chevrolet right here in Albuquerque!!
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Twas the premarket before bullmas… 🎅🎄
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: santa rally starts now?
[+5] u/niaqr: your mom vandalized my refelcting pool last night
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Ken Griffith probably makes all his employees salute and say All Hail The Citadel! Every morning.
[+5] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Spy 800 eom too much to ask for?
[+5] u/The_Albertino: It only takes 3 trading sessions to flip the script lol. It is never a good idea to be a bear
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/legible_print: People saying this movement is so the big fish can buy puts at the top aren’t paying attention to earnings
[+5] u/niaqr: I'm a high ranking source on Persian matters. I own over 5 vape stores and a rip off ice cream truck. I can tell you that a peace deal is near
[+5] u/Chemical_Ad6927: anyone regarded enough to play spcx today?
[+5] u/1k-to-1Mil: My M.U calls are printing🥰 my wife and her boyfriend are gonna be happy.
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Insane that we are here at ATH at the same time the world being fucked
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: US used up all of our long range missiles 😤
Hence, 🥭 needs a cease fire
[+5] u/BestVermicelli3639: Can someone explain it me who is buying at this insane price!?
[+5] u/RoverV: Michael Berry in shambles
[+5] u/Turd_burglar76: The fact the AMD is up 5% even before earnings tell me it’s a sell the news. Shit going to tank at the close. Hedges are trying to pump it to rug pull retail.
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: ok im buying MU, see you boys at 500
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: I full ported 0dte 765 calls
[+5] u/stonksbaby: This market is beyond retarded
[+5] u/Charming_Yellow5867: Chat is scrolling so fast that no one is gonna see that I like sucking bull's dick.
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: why is a chat needed for a daily thread?
[+5] u/Downtown_Shoulder638: Anyone bought Asts recently?
[+5] u/No_Local9436: No matter how crappy of a nightshift it was, at least Becky is always there for me.
[+5] u/captjacksparrow47: Is it memory's turn today?
[+5] u/konfliktai: anyone buying coreweave?
[+5] u/rollinhating: SpaceX <100$ tonight and AMD >550$?
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Latest DRAM market shares:
- Samsung: 39%
- SK Hynix: 26%
- Micron: 25%
- CXMT: 7%
[+5] u/powerboner: my SOXL gonna print at 200% overnight lfg
[+5] u/Jerikolol: Haha oil is drilling for ram and semis this time. How does it feel, bitch?? HOW DOES IT FEEL. U are NOTHING oil, NOTHING to me. Kiss my circuits.
[+5] u/Bilo-Akai-: I shorted SPCX yesterday I'm sorry
[+5] u/guccioli: Fellas I might just go turbo gay today (cash gang)
[+5] u/Bright-Sock-3156: Looking out of my window. No mushroom cloud. Good day. Calls!
[+5] u/Great-Ad3273: I bought apple I hate myself
[+5] u/powerboner: 200 EOW if you ask me idk. AMD and SNDK may run it wayyyy up 👀🫣
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Like forgetting your car on a road trip
[+16] u/cbusoh66: [Citadel last week](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-27/citadel-securities-sees-warsh-delivering-surprise-fed-rate-hike): Fed will raise rates
Leopold fund gets liquidated
[Citadel this week](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-08-03/citadel-securities-says-bull-market-drivers-are-firmly-intact): Bull market drivers intact
[+15] u/qrqrafafzvzv: +2.5k on the day. -83.5k to go.
[+12] u/Few_Astronaut5230: https://preview.redd.it/r60j4aji8dhh1.jpeg?width=3184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f834dbc684f6c820e43e64c4d2af9fc67fe8c502
[+12] u/MundaneExtension3195: Change Reddit name to something without gaybuttsex in it, is a start
[+11] u/mangroovesz: I just realized the daily thread is same as the live chat wtf. wtf is the chats point then I want to refresh the thread like a boomer let me be
[+10] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Too scared to buy calls. Too scared to buy puts.
[+10] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Thread is moving so fast no one will notice I’m wearing a pink thong
[+10] u/Utilize3372: This might be the greatest deal to ever take place in the history of modern civilization.
Hear me out. 5+ months of hard, sweaty, profitable negotiations, all to bring us back to a status quo of where we were before the war started.
[+10] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: $1000 in an hour just by pushing two buttons will never cease to amaze me. And the day has just started!
[+9] u/MoneyBadger14: This is the pump promised to me 3000 years ago
[+9] u/SteakEater137: "Peace deal Monday or Tuesday"
"Peace deal Tuesday or Wednesday"
"Peace deal Wednesday or Thursday"
"Peace deal Thursday or Friday"
Friday 2 minutes after close - "OK commence airstrikes"
[+8] u/DipSniper69: I don't always larp as a ber. but when I do the market just goes full tard without any pullbacks at all, while I watch my money evaporate before my eyes in despair.
I dont know how you bers for this
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: No pullback. No moderation. SPY 800 by next week. 1000 by end of year. 2000 by May 2027.
Parabolic AI driven economy with robots building data centers and useless humans liquified for cooling.
[+8] u/Daboy999: I don’t know why I keep buying puts
[+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: So, clearly - Situational Awareness capitulating was the bottom signal.
[+7] u/OnAWagonToMexico: This market might be dumb enough to short squeeze spcx
[+7] u/BagHoldingChamp: Trump please tweet something retarded to make spy go up 2% thanks in advance 🥭
[+7] u/otimanob: Hey you know what could be better than a shit chat board? Two shit chat board in the same place for absolutely no fuking reason.
[+7] u/BikerNY: ZERO SELLING, FREE MONEY FOR ALL!
[+7] u/Taraih: I kinda hate my workplace guys. I hope i can leave soon and get a new job
[+7] u/Fuzzy_Ad_8292: Idk why but this doesn’t feel normal at all, AT ALL
[+6] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: absolute clown market. nothing makes sense anymore
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: green shrek dildo up bear anoos
[+6] u/dolhingod7777: Look at that cute little ber trap
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: I think I’m giving up options and joining theta gang for real
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: SPY ATH but everything on my watchlist is reversing and ready to go red. Interesting
[+6] u/DulyDully: Nice win before earnings on AMD.
Picked up some 380 calls for 17.42 yesterday at the low sold em for 42.00.
Gotta take ur chips out of the casino before you get rugged.
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: Annnnd i fkn bought the NBIS top.
You cant make this shit up wtf
[+6] u/Desperate_Property31: hi guys i’m gambling
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: It’s truly impressive how a president can do everything wrong and still reap the benefits of a legendary bull market
[+6] u/Klimmit: Fuck PLTR you cant morally invest in them
[+6] u/Krigrim: being a permabull does payoff huh
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Friday after close: Hormuz will never be opened
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Everyone confused about market going up and keep calling for a generational collapse when companies are squeezing profits higher and higher lmao. Sorry you missed the train
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: I’m not upset about losing money on puts. I’m more upset these moronic bulls keep making money.
[+6] u/Adventurous_Mail_438: I’ve never owned a stock that didn’t plummet
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: king retard here bought puts at open and then traded them for calls at the top
[+6] u/Trymphus: i wish i put 10k on spy calls instead of 50$
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: buy high sell higher
[+6] u/slimeystevebob: Strait of Hormuz to open ANY SECOND now guys. Could happen RIGHT NOW, *GO*! Oh, didn't happen? How about... NOW, *GO*!! Hormuz, open up, FBI!! Oh, didn't happen? Could happen any second though.
[+6] u/Evdrmr: if that shake out got you, you don't deserve to make money
[+6] u/Master_Explanation92: Wow this bull trap is lasting a while
[+6] u/TheHudinator: TLDR: time for the next leg up.
[+5] u/8thSt: Maybe GOOG wants another 5% day?
Oh you do?
Ok, go get it boy!
[+5] u/Worth-Tap-5563: Anyone think PLTR is going to have a generational run?
[+5] u/dkc4001: Im neither bol nor bear but im scared you guys might be hoisted on your own petards 😭
[+5] u/A1ienspacebats: Inversing my rational thoughts on the stock market has made me so much money the last 5 years.
[+5] u/lococommotion: Keep going SPY I’m almost there… 😫
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
Excitement at first
Half an hour of emotions
Then malaise follows
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Don’t short spy regard
Don’t short spy regard
Don’t short spy regard
Ugh I wanna do it
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: This is so unbelievable retarded.
I love it
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: crazy almost everything back up to what it was before we took that little detour to fuck with Leopold
[+5] u/PapitoMusk: Holy mother of bull runs, Jpow bless us
[+5] u/_3470: soxl and ram back to ath and i’ll quit gambling forever
[+5] u/studybreak15: Closed out my PLTR calls for 118% gain
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: 4th time they’ve done this trade since last fall
[+5] u/Maleficent-Patience5: yes spacex piss and shit yourself
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Who exactly is doing all these dumping lol
[+5] u/DemandOk5785: 10am dump. Secure your profits now
[+5] u/broke_person: Everyone's happy on green day.
The world is over on red days.
[+5] u/hardly_even_know_er: I'm a big fan of milfs
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: Sburry about to get liquidated on his PLTR and MU shorts LMAO 🤌🍟
[+5] u/buybananas: even VIX is going up lol
[+5] u/Samjabr: Need to poop - try not to Korea this whole thing up
[+5] u/PROMlSED: It’s actually so funny how a week ago people thought the AI bubble burst and SPY just hit ATH a week later
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: this is even more ridiculous than yesterday and i'm a permabull
[+5] u/RjBloxks: Do I dare be greedy today
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: it would be absolutely fucking hilarious if SPY rugged back to 750
[+5] u/IndianScammer420: spy please dont stop or im homeless
[+5] u/ryan1826: Puts on PLTR holy cow
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Bears really thought these few days huh
[+5] u/SteakEater137: It's a weird feeling that you know all this "deal" talk is 100% complete bullshit, but you have to make trades knowing the market action will be 100% based on as if it's real.
[+5] u/Force_Hammer: Stop being bear! Start making money!
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: This pump feels very fake and very unjustified.
[+5] u/Panic_2121: This is hilarious… it was all doom and gloom ~~last week~~ yesterday.
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Rsi below 20 = buy signal. Rsi over 80 = also buy signal
[+5] u/Bernardhops2: Can someone tell wtf is happening, I can’t afford groceries but my 401k is over a mil
[+5] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Buying puts for sure…
Is what I would say if I was gey.
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: Yoooo bears are getting slaughtered. Generational pump rn
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Easiest switch to puts in my life, as a life long bull
[+5] u/BankofBroke: Bear / bulls are both regarded.
Set stop losses.
[+5] u/taxfreetendies: My first + 6 figure day today thanks to PLTR!
[+5] u/edwardh528: Next leg up incoming
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Pigs about to get slaughtered
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: i need my handsome technical traders to tell me how high this bullflag goes
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Actually quite insane to have a 1% green day at ath 30 minutes into the trading day lol
[+5] u/FidelityHelpMePlease: nice I'm up +$74 today instead of +$5000 from this red!!
[+5] u/Taraih: AI will replace your job soon
[+5] u/bryan_the_best88: How is spy at ATH already???
[+5] u/skychief99: Wear now at peak retardum stage.
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: It will take a legitimate act of god to see spy go down
[+5] u/am22fcw: Nasdaq turbo green and I'm over here losing money on META jfc
[+5] u/Samjabr: cant sleep - came to check and see if Korea has ruined everything
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Rotation into memory again?
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Don't tell me Microsoft going back to the 300s lmao
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: The fact that *all* of you are buying Puts on SPCX is concerning. If Cramer says anything negative about it today I’m going all in.
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Schizo ass chat now wtf I’m gonna have a seizure
[+5] u/savethechows: r/oil permabols STILL buying
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Casually texting a friend and pretending to be happy as I see my port burn up. :)
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Who’s ready to get rugged next week 🙋♀️
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: Vibes are a little too high in here. Might buy some puts to take the edge off
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Crazy how the earnings calls put the AI bubble bears back in their caves.
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: How's that ath on SPY feeling you dooming fucking retards? I mean bears...
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: The fact im in this sub means im gonna let it ride
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Does Burger King still have those mini cinnamon rolls ?
[+5] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Is rklb good long term?
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: MU $1,000 SNDK $1600 eow
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Better be non-stop p00mp until EOY
[+5] u/mutlukorsan: Chat what he saaaain
[+15] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: my puts are calling me and begging for a deal
[+13] u/E39_CBX: THIS PUMP IS SO FUCKING IRRATIONAL FUCK THE MARKET FUCK YOU ALL
[+10] u/iTouchStuff: babe i heard the S&P hit new ATH. that means you must be at ATH too then, right?
[+10] u/dabblesest: Bro bers are so unbelievably fuk 😂🤣
[+10] u/donefukupped: I'm making money but this is kinda stupid
[+9] u/Hlodvigovich915: OK, so now a cyclical pattern has been established, comprising 4 periods:
1. They'll be hit harder than ever before
2. Called off the attack because a deal is about to be made
3. Started airstrikes because we can't make a deal with these crazy lying bastards
4. Paused airstrikes because they called begging for a deal
[+9] u/New_Dig5824: I can’t believe the market continues to fall for Donnie’s lies.
[+9] u/FoundationRegular661: Down 60% on puts. Time to hold to -99%!
[+8] u/donefukupped: We really went from AI doom to ATH in 5 days. Wild ass market.
[+8] u/Rez-_-: Nuts to me that it’s not apparent to anyone else that whenever some sort of insider manipulation leg kicks off the most corrupt stock in the entire market goes absolutely apeshit and nobody seems to connect the two
[+8] u/Xzlk: I think we’re ready for the next 20% leg up on SPY, then chop a bit and then prepare for 30% in 2027. I’ve re-ran my retirement numbers to compound at 25% for the next 40 years. I will retire with $758M
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: What is even happening? Just infinite amounts of money flowing into the market lmfao
[+8] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Puts for tomorrow is too obvious. So calls
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: 729 to 767 in 3 days is fuckin crazy
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Alright, who changed the difficulty back to easy mode?
[+8] u/rugbyliebe: This 3-day-pump is just fucking crazy.
[+7] u/drbigtoe: ok this is the LAST CHANCE TO SIGN A DEAL. If you don't sign the deal today, we will give you ONE FINAL CHANCE TO SIGN THE DEAL NEXT WEEK
[+7] u/jeromewatdoink: PLTR +27% lmao
insane market
[+7] u/bamfchris1992: Sorry guys we were too green. I had to do something about it. I bought calls. Goodluck in the blood bath
[+7] u/Xalksahsax: Sold everything and bought puts.
It was the only way for this rally to keep going. Godspeed brothers, o7
[+7] u/Gonz4Rockford: Is SPY going to 770???’
[+7] u/UnrulyDegenerate8: https://preview.redd.it/rgsjtsgbkdhh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f65f4c27e59d37fc40ce5b5b6907b420e6b1ce
[+7] u/Walking72: Does nothing for two months
Then everything in two days
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: This was amazing
#I LOVE GAMBLING
[+7] u/Ok_GAINZ: NGL this pump is kinda pissing me off and I'm bullish
[+7] u/Significant_Gap_2857: koreans shorted market. double loss
[+7] u/populist_rationalist: Anyone got a realistic retrace for SPY? I NEED TENDIES
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Once again remind you: $10,000 in SPY 763c yesterday would be a quarter million today
[+7] u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt: SPY, so hot right now
[+6] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: can we get another spy pump for the boys?
[+6] u/typhoon3qq: I smell a rug pull incoming
[+6] u/Deadweight047: MSFT is gaining $100 in 4 days. Wtf?😆
[+6] u/otterlarry: I bought puts youre welcome everyone
[+6] u/JReapercussionz: Ber in shambles 4 days in a row
[+6] u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt: Market ripping today
[+6] u/HarodimSLM: small cooldown then 770 🤤
[+6] u/WishboneMajor7915: Just lost 13k of my 20k. That’s no fun
[+6] u/boose36: What happens when iran inevitably doesnt sign a deal today or tomorrow
[+6] u/Neoshinryu: If this is the perimeter of the deal pump I can't even imagine what the real deal is gonna be like.
In like 10 years
[+6] u/dizzy_centrifuge: It's never going down again don't miss the rocket
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: ATHs motherfuckers. I told you, next leg of the bull run is here. RISK ON.
[+6] u/sonofalando: Michael Burry punching air
[+6] u/RealSchweddy: SPY 769.69 by close?
[+6] u/babar_the_elephant_: Just to be clear there is zero hope for me to upgrade to 64gb of ram.
[+6] u/gopoohgo: lol my semi-laden port is still not back to ATHs
[+6] u/drunkmozart: this is the dumbest money i've ever made
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: cant belive it is still pumping
[+6] u/Rosella2562: It’s so funny how the MMs decided to let Microsoft run (up +30% in the past month, almost non-stop green) after 90% of this sub (including yours truly) had lost their life savings on weekly calls and given up on the stock 🙂
[+6] u/PresidentRevrac: C’mon SPCX I need you to die pls
[+6] u/bruhhzilla: how do you even explain to someone that you lost money today
[+6] u/pablommmRSD: this shit feels illegal 😂 🔥
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Dram and mu: we go up
Sk hynix : imma stay here.
[+6] u/rygypi: A pump this big means they’ll never smell the rug
[+6] u/greenbelieve: https://preview.redd.it/fd3y0ufnmdhh1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a412dd65484400d83c94cf34bc9473e53e334b
[+6] u/YTLupo: BEARS GOING TO TELL THEIR AI THERAPIST TODAY WAS THEIR D-DAY LMAO
[+6] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: $500 to $66k in 2 days from spy.
[+6] u/ultrastonk1997: sold my SPY 759 calls yesterday for .10 ............ MAJOR BAG FUMBLE cant even live with myself
[+6] u/dizzy_centrifuge: Coming off a correction and everyone is saying there has to be a correction for being too up post correction. Ya'll need to come correct
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Selling covered calls be like ...... picking pennies on top of a roller coaster track
[+6] u/Equivalent-Jaguar-55: Be greedy when everyone else is also greedyyyyy
[+6] u/drunkmozart: 20+ years in investing, 10+ years risk management, 40+ years in avian dentistry, this is the number one mistake I see traders make:
[+6] u/sonofalando: There’s no hope for bears.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: If it wasn’t for Burry a lot more people could be richer and happier
[+6] u/kemar7856: If only Leopold held out for 2 more days
[+5] u/alipen: wow I was gonna buy 764 calls for like 5 cents yesterday, would've been up 40k, if only I had my wife's boyfriends balls
[+5] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: so sad you all sold at the bottom
[+5] u/nolanjp: SanDisk is about to have better earnings than Palantir..
[+5] u/liftacules: Growing up is knowing when to take your winnings and leave the casino. Still waiting to grow up…
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: Now this is pod racing
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Ya’ll new here? Some of you guys didn’t make money in April and it shows.
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: SPY is fucking ripping past ATHs to the stratosphere and a bunch of people are clearly fading the rally as stocks get sold into strength. When they realize this is a real bull run they're going to FOMO back in and it's going to be amazing.
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Insanity. This is what we call euphoria right?
[+5] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: What in the actual fuck is going on. Market is up more in the last 2 days on zero news than in 6 fucking months
[+5] u/frumpydrangus: 3 septembers ago i told my financial advisor that stocks only go up. he replied with "well, sometimes they go down" and i said to shut the fuck up
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Only need 50% more to break even 😆
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Blender subreddit is hilarious
You learn blender for one of three things:
1.) Genuinely cool art/landscapes/games
2.) Big titty anime girls
3.) You’re highly autistic and love guns and just make gun models
[+5] u/mks_csw: the administration spamming peace deals like GTA cheat codes and the market buys it every time lmao
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Nana smile upon us today
[+5] u/HodlMoonStonks: To celebrate the s&p and dow reaching new all time highs, we are gonna bomb the living shit outta Canada for the wildfires. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/YTLupo: A BULLISH CYCLE IS NEEDED ITS GOOD FOR THE BLOOD IN YOUR BODY
[+5] u/digitalradiohead: I’m too poor for options. I’m just glad I might be able to fill up my car now and still be able to afford a fountain drink too.
[+5] u/Xzlk: QQQ so cheap when you compound the fact that it goes up 3% a day
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: i declare today as spy day
[+5] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: My 4yo just ran up to me and said "dad, ber r fuk"
[+5] u/tessie_trades: wow spy ,guess no pull backs
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: I have never seen SPY call/put ratio with this many calls before. Something weird is going on lmfao
[+5] u/Rich_Possibility_577: Please call an ambulance, I have difficulty breathing on the moon !!!
[+5] u/WasV3: If we're all rich are any of us rich?
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Markets pumping for what reason LMAO
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Made like 4k off less than 200 bet
My port is healed <3
Those choppy weeks got me
[+5] u/Buyer_Such: I LOCKED PROFITS, PAID OFF CREDIT CARDS, WENT BACK IN WITH SOME LEFT OVER, AND MADE BACK THE AMOUNT I PAID OFF CREDIT CARDS WITH I LOVE SPY
[+5] u/Theleniel: Haha, yesterday 30 min after market open I was looking at some 760 calls expiring this Friday. I thought, hm, yeah I should proly just buy them and just forget about them and hold them a bit. Instead, I decided there's proly gonna be some small "correction" and then I would buy them and be smart. Haha.
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Wi Tu Hi
Ho Lee Fuk
[+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: spy: ath
nvda: 209
hell yeah
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Lmao this shit is crazy
[+5] u/chainerection: **An Iranian owner of a local mattress store voices hope for the war to end**
[+5] u/ericthedisrespectful: fuck it, i'm out for a $1260 gain. theta gang fo life
[+5] u/SoldToOpen: wow this thing has retard strength
[+5] u/dizzy_centrifuge: It's never going down again don't miss the rocket
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Two weeks ago I bought MSFT $500 LEAPs.
Now I can borderline retire.
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Ber asshole bloody and bruised
[+5] u/Worried-Action-9497: Everything gets more insane everyday
[+5] u/Jon472: Fuck it why wait a week SPY 8000 end of the hour. Money isn't real just break the illusion already
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: So apparently buying at the top would have been a very profitable strategy for the last couple days
[+5] u/txnoodle: I couldve made another 1000% off my call but o sold for 25% instead
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: Damn I missed out on dip. Please reactivate the war and rate hike fud
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Margin calls going out soon 🙂
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: SQUEEEEEEEZE THE MM'S. MAKE THEM PAY!!!!!
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: $21 763c yesterday trading at $500 currently. You could have turned 10k into a quarter million
[+5] u/tar_baby33: 0dte 7650p lotto. Worth a shot.
[+5] u/Ordinary-Ad2052: Why we got a weird ahh chat bru
[+5] u/ThatsTodd: Someone perform a welfare check on Burry. I’m worried. 😧
[+5] u/player_zero_: Memory needs nuclear energy, therefore, buy nuclear stocks everyone!
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers don’t touch poots today lmao
It’s a “dying ant hydrogen bomb” situation for your portfolio
[+5] u/SolidAndEdgy: goo guh strikes again
[+5] u/Front_Inspector_437: Why the fuck are there two chats in here ?!
[+5] u/Lost-Plankton-4741: I am not going to be greedy and buy stocks way up in premarket, I am not going to be greedy and buy stocks way up in premarket, I am not AHHHH I’m buying everything
[+5] u/TauCetiXAstroPhage: WSB mods are disgusting and pathetic for removing every nice and funny post.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Bers just in disbelief today
[+5] u/Rez-_-: Has the “market is bullshit and it’s all rigged” ever been more evident then spending two months fudding and harshly selling off Leopolds holdings only to immediately pivot and hit ath in 4 straight days once he sells?
[+5] u/Damerman: What the fuck are you dumb bitches buying?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Sandisk was actually under 1000 a week ago? The fuck? What kind of idiot was selling then?
[+5] u/jiggolo420: Leo got liquidated for all our sins
Only to resurrect the bull run 3 days later
[+5] u/CLAMACID: why do i keep selling my calls when this shit just keeps going up
[+5] u/New_Background_7748: PUTS right now actually might be good
[+5] u/Plappedudel: I seriously don't understand why anyone would put their money into SPCX when there are so many other tech companies that actually make a profit.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: 🥭 banning US data centers from using Chinese components, holy pump Batman. Buy everything ai buildout today
[+5] u/FKpasswords: yesteday I bought a 760 2dollar 0dte option...LOL
[+5] u/SAnderson1986: Sold msft after being up 30% in 1 week...
Probably gonna miss some more upside, but cannot take giving it back. That position saved my port this year
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: We have entered the golden age of bol, one that may never end.
[+5] u/Clubpenguin8888: Not selling until I see god or all time highs whichever comes first
[+5] u/It-hurts-whenIP: Hahahahha you guys really thought the market would go down with mango in office?
[+5] u/rocier: Is the market for real?
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Live chat sent me here
[+5] u/ercanbas: This is really sketchy as fuck
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: Future Bears: 😢What about the nuclear fallout from global nuclear conflict that killed billions of people? This market is RIGGED!
Future Bulls: AI overlord's are immune to radiation - SPY go up. 😎
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: just stfu and keep pumping
[+15] u/oliver2022: CITADEL: JULY RESET THE BULL MARKET, NOT ENDED IT.
LMAOOO they really bullied that dude, stole his shit and continued the rally
[+13] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Market makers straight up sacrificed Leopold to the devil for this pump lmao
[+12] u/DarkR124: Made almost 3 months rent on $765c today. Bless up. I’m out.
(I’ll be back EOD to make a play and give 25% of it back)
[+12] u/wildcat1055: 🚨 BREAKING:
U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service declares North American bear extinct!
[+11] u/ThatsAFineHowDoYouDo: Just had 3 weeks of gains wiped out expecting a bull trap… feels bad err tim
[+11] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/4nk753s2sdhh1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daeb33e62516039ee642829a8e772babf9b930df
The deal is going good
[+11] u/Straight_Ad_87: Okay but seriously what the actual fuck is going on?
[+11] u/Life-Trade-6514: LMAO so they targeted that guys port and shorted everything just to buy his positions back up and pump the shit outta it. Probably one of the most diabolical "he sold, pump it" schemes the past few years
[+10] u/TinyPaleontologist87: Holy fuck I had $700 on Friday. Now I’m at $22,000
[+10] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Korean degens died so my calls could live
[+9] u/ChainOfThot: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+9] u/Legitimate_Pen4878: Fuck this shit im selling everything while im in green goodbye everyone ill see you in a week
[+9] u/Livid_Term_1767: Leopold fucking got robbed at gunpoint
[+9] u/nyshopgirl: Hey, it’s mom. Remember to cash in some gains.
[+9] u/daddysgirl794: They really liquidated Leopold and then said PAMP it
[+8] u/Mabse: 1225% on my 768 0dte calls, i'm out and happy
[+8] u/captainunderpants111: touching 770 today with the power of friendship
[+8] u/Elidan123: no fucking way SPY just keeps grinding up in a straight line like this. That's crazy
[+8] u/Top-Summer-8398: fuck port is down 50% in one day from spy puts
[+8] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: I don’t even know how to play this. I want puts, which generally means we’re only halfway through this rip 🫠
[+8] u/CardiologistEqual336: seeing a lot of bols today at the lambo dealership
[+8] u/pranay33: Sold multiple 766 spy calls for a loss today god I am regarded
[+8] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: Everyone is a genius in a bull market.😂
[+7] u/firstandlast0202: Market can stay retarded longer than you can hold your puts
[+7] u/No-Comfortable9123: Between yesterday and today I’ve turned $8 into $550. What the FUCK.
[+7] u/DryFrog3343: I’m a permabull but still, what da heck man
[+7] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: bear extinction even #420 of 2026
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: This elevator up is insane lol
[+7] u/shanus94: The fact that my 0 DTE lotto is now ITM is crazy
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Leopold punching the air right now
[+7] u/minimal_stat: Bears absolutely assblasted holy shit
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Meta in the cuck chair while this explodes for everyone else
[+7] u/chobro17: I grew my investment portfolio from $0 all the way to $000,000 in just 1 year
[+7] u/NiceOwner: This market is actually retarded. (Upset I’m not in on this run)
[+7] u/ignatious__reilly: What the fuck is happening
I’m a Bull and this is fucking insane
[+6] u/anon999976: Most bullish market there’s ever been. Burs are finished
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Iran has the chance to do the funniest shit rn
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: *Literally 4 days ago*:
“The AI bubble has popped”. 🤡
[+6] u/n0m0rem0ney: Bears will say rug pull 15 times a minute and when it finally dips .2% they declare victory and that they knew it all along
[+6] u/99Fan: If you think this is a green day just wait until AMD earnings
3% day tomorrow
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Why is it that i can lose $2k in an hour and talk myself out of feeling bad about it but then i can turn around the next day and.make $35 and start feeling like im a genius?
[+6] u/MustafaNOVA: anyone else expecting a rugpull in sept and october?
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: 4K ——-> 100k thank you spy calls
[+6] u/Similar-Sherbet3510: too bearish in here. calls
[+6] u/studermd: Had to sell my calls an hour ago to “pay attention” during family brunch 🙄
[+6] u/poozyfloor: bought. let the dump commence.
[+6] u/Peeeeech: Lisa Su better show feet with all this pre-pumping
[+6] u/DeathAgent01: We just broke 2 ATH and not a single pullback?
[+6] u/MoleMan199: Ask me about my puts
[+6] u/DazzlingAnimal581: SPY up 40 pts in 3.5 days. Totally cool and totally normal
[+6] u/jfwelll: We wont forget leopolds sacrifice
[+6] u/092Casey: When does the next war and Hormuz escalation commencement begin?
Any WH insiders here?
[+5] u/Strategy_: Very cool, very legal pump going on there.
[+5] u/RazDoStuff: i lost so much money as a ber but now i am up as a bull (i am still gay)
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: #Allegedly the deal being negotiated in Oman is that Iran is asking for a 7% fee on all vessels except Chinese and Russian vessels. The US is trying to negotiate it down to 5%
[+5] u/BackgroundProof117: Bears "the spy will hit seven fifty-"
Spy "SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!"
My call options "WHOOOOOAAAAA!!!"
[+5] u/Able-Technology-8055: Bro why in the FUCK are there almost 40,000 330c on SPCX opened TODAY?
[+5] u/Accomplished_Cell428: It’s like that crash a week ago never happened
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Somebody call an ambulance… but not for bull
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: My positions are at +365%, +265%, and -12% oh wait that's my watchlist
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: August is shaping up to be a real green month
[+5] u/Ozqi: Another 40% gain by SNDK and I’ll break even
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bro it just keeps going and I have the green goblin mask telling me to buy puts
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Koreans are going to sell to make up their losses
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: SPY downside is $0 but upside is infinite, do the math you stupid bers
[+5] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Five. Hundred. Cigarettes
[+5] u/aqjingson: Some spy 0dte up 40x lol
[+5] u/Beautiful_Dog436: time to sell yesterday calls, welp, nice 4k------>280k I CAN ENJOY MY DAY NOW
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Jesus fucking christ I am retarded
[+5] u/paper_plains: Anyone else loading up on puts right now for next week?? 😂
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Completely normal and healthy market to pump $10+ pass ATH off of fucking nothing.
[+5] u/FlyOk8199: MU to thr fucking moon
[+5] u/FlameLuvr: statistically speaking someone went all in on puts at close yesterday, and lost their house. Who was it
[+5] u/RaisinZRH: SPCX will report some fucking 10B in revenue or something, with no profit XD
[+5] u/Legitimate_Quail5559: What is worse losing money or missing a 100 bagger by selling early
[+5] u/justpasingbai: really paperhanded calls for a loss and in 30 minutes they're 500% up. just end me
[+5] u/bmault: So just gamble on Spy Calls every day?
[+5] u/Fun-Stress3337: Are these biblical levels of greed
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Fuck career gap, yeah I didn't work for some months so what
[+5] u/Same_College2053: This just came through the Truth API: IRANNNNNNNNN. IRANN SOOO FAST TODAY. THE DOCTORS HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. SHORT META THEY DIDNT PAY THIS WEEKS TRIBUTE
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: if we fail to take it here im calling top
[+5] u/shanus94: Imma hop out now.. call me a pussy paper hands but gains are gains
[+5] u/Intelligent-Creme224: Anyone buying space x if it drops below 80?
[+5] u/L0pat0: semi up means software down, when is that trade going to break. we can all be uppies dawg
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Panic buy everyone! The craziest bull run of the year STARTS FUCKING NOW
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Funny how bers are still bitching about Iran🫵🤣
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: I think someone should do a wellness check on Michael Berry right now
[+5] u/e30jawn: No one is even buying puts. Absolutely insane amount of calls have been bought today.
[+5] u/Hearts08: Hello, good morning beautiful BULLS.
[+5] u/DeadLightsOut: So here we are…. Back at all time highs…. What in the actual fuck is happening…
[+5] u/BearOak: Market knows something. Maybe “it” happened.
[+16] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: kind of day you could have retired but u dont have balls
[+12] u/-sakuranbo: time in the bubble beats timing the bubble
[+12] u/dyler13: It just keeps going up. Not a single fucking pullback is crazy work!
[+10] u/VotedOut: The daily threads of the 2020s summed up:
lmao bers lmao buls, bers annihilated bols annihilated, bers gaped buls gaped, bers r retarded buls r retarded, imagine being a bul imagine being a ber.
Bunch of fucking 10-year-olds in this subreddit.
[+10] u/SGC-UNIT-555: Chat going by so fast that you'll never know I'm inbred
[+10] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
BREAKING: Iran rejects US Treasury Sec. Bessent's and Trump's claim that the Strait of Hormuz will open tomorrow under a new deal, saying Iran-Oman Hormuz negotiations, held without US participation, are instead aimed at establishing an "intermediate corridor" that will halt both the current Iran-controlled northern and US-backed southern routes, giving Iran as a coastal state fully protected sovereignty, interests, and national security, an informed source tells Press TV.
[+10] u/No-Reindeer-6351: I wonder if the people who paid the $100k for access to his market manipulation got the signal for calls on this one?
Clown shoe ass market
[+10] u/pmurt007: SPY 750 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping
SPY 760 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping
SPY 770 - There's no way it's going to keep pumping
SPY 780 - Time to buy
[+9] u/theperezident94: No one else is concerned about this? Nobody at all?
Quit trading options months ago but had to come back here to see the hype train.
[+9] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: This is pure insanity
[+9] u/PM_ME_UR_BAGEL_BITES: This is retarded.
I know this because I am making money, and I am also retarded.
[+9] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: chat in the daily thread app moving so fast no one will see that I'm gay
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: I’m such a greedy bitch lol
[+9] u/enc-nyc: I'm starting to think trying puts today was not the move
[+9] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Bear level extinction event
[+9] u/Ill_Register3745: What the fuck is happening
[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: IMAGINE SELLING FOR A LOSS LAST WEEK
JUST TO BE AT ATH 3 DAYS LATER
[+8] u/BicycleAggressive312: Man bro I missed 2 generational moves lol
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: A whole civilization of ber died tonight.
[+8] u/imnotatworkxD: This shit is crazy man...I sold my 760C for 50% profit. Glad I got profit but damn...wtf is this SPY jump.
[+7] u/Kind_Brush5556: I'll buy puts now so market keeps pumping ur welcome
[+7] u/tripstermcgee808: These green candles feel like petting a pig to make them calm and happy before the other guy shoots it in the back of the head.
[+7] u/Full_Cash6140: I told you guys there was a record level of shorts at the index level and a squeeze was coming.
[+7] u/ShadowMoneyLurks: RIP to those trying to call the top this week
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: If I was a bear I would be sooooooooo mad rn
[+7] u/LanMan1979: 3DTE Spy puts? Free money, right? No way these gains last. Mango will F it up
[+7] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: Added $2k cash into rh so I can pretend I caught some of this pump
[+7] u/the6ixgirl: The pump is diabolical 😭
[+7] u/TheSeeker331: Poor Leopold. As soon as he capitulated, they reversed the market 🥀
[+7] u/kmank2l13: Spy on a generational run
[+7] u/Onnimation: I'm mostly a bull but this right there is some retardum. No idea how it just keeps going up... this is making me a bit nervous so holding cash 👀
[+7] u/memmolemmo: So, all I needed to do to retire was to buy calls at 9:30 the past two days and hold. I've missed a dozen generational moves this year so far and only hit on one.
[+7] u/Massive_Charity_7198: https://x.com/HormuzLetter/status/2084684630398038456
BREAKING: Iran rejects US Treasury Sec. Bessent's and Trump's claim that the Strait of Hormuz will open tomorrow under a new deal, saying Iran-Oman Hormuz negotiations, held without US participation, are instead aimed at establishing an "intermediate corridor" that will halt both the current Iran-controlled northern and US-backed southern routes, giving Iran as a coastal state fully protected sovereignty, interests, and national security, an informed source tells Press TV.
Iran adds "Trump has violated his commitments, and Iran is moving forward with its plan to establish arrangements in the Strait independently of US threats, and it will succeed," saying "Iran does not shape its interests and priorities based on schedule or demands of Trump."
The agreement with Oman would grant Iran total sovereign authority over all inbound maritime traffic, with Oman's limited role being to clear outbound vessels but only after notifying Iranian officials, ensuring Iran retains visibility and the option to intervene.
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Go fucking full port.
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Just sold everything.
Will fomo buy back in after another 10% run up
[+7] u/AlasKansastan: The less I pay attention to the market the better everything gets.
[+7] u/TalentedArchitect: Did we defeat the fire nation?
[+7] u/Non-mon-xiety: Portfolio dump: “goddamnit why didn’t I fucking sell”
Portfolio pump: “lmao this is going to go up forever let’s fucking go”
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: # THE MARKET YEARNS FOR NEW ALL TIME HIGHS
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #This looks like the beginning of a new bull market LMAO🤌
[+6] u/pain474: at this point, bears would call it a bear market if we dropped 0.05%.
[+6] u/lowguns3: Epic opportunity to cash out the 401k
[+6] u/Ares28: New all time high. Haven't seen one since {checks watch} 10 minutes ago
[+6] u/youreaditfirst: **in 4 trading days spy $727 to $770**
[+6] u/techlogger: I don’t trust this ATH market at all. Which means we gonna rally tomorrow even more
[+6] u/knwnasrob: Ugh. Been sitting on the sidelines but I feel like as soon as I buy, this shits going down and everyone will say "well idiot, why did you buy calls at ATH?"
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: wtf with this market!
[+6] u/bimb0sattva: not used to the market being on ez mode #ptsd
[+6] u/funkdizzletron: The administration are experts at pumping at this point. The formula is dumb, but it fucking works
[+6] u/big-baller-47: Leopold punching the air after watching his assents pump again
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #If you could take one investment advice from me, that's stay the fuck away from etrade. The shittiest platform ever. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Who's the motherfucker who said "i'm not a bear but this is the most obvious top in history" before market open ????
[+6] u/Independent-Eye9513: Holy shit how high can it go?
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: NVO randomly giving out earnings no shits given
[+6] u/Low_Technician9179: No one posts dd on this sub anymore
[+6] u/noicedeb8r: When it reverses its gonna reverse hard
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: This is when paying 100k for advanced insider presidential trading is worth it
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: My guess is dollar devaluation plan is going forward and big money knows it
[+6] u/youngsimba320: Keep pumping I’m almost done
[+6] u/ShouldersHoncho: Sold my 768 calls for 1.6 thought I made bank. Every fucking time.
[+6] u/LaHhxL: No way this doesn’t end well. Right rightttt
[+6] u/CalRippedken: Up 20k today and 16k yesterday. Will I take profits this time, probably not
[+6] u/szokdogg: My 8/14 $755p aren't feeling too well boss
[+6] u/0biWanChernobyl: Leopold sacrificed himself for our sins so we can have an eternal of pumps
[+6] u/Supertainment: I'm about to be cooked, this is the pull back
[+6] u/lordyyz: Too many of us in the green today. The market will humble us.
[+6] u/existenceispaiinn: What the tits is happening
[+6] u/TamaSGFU: SPY WILL HIT 770 TODAY WOOHOO
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: 90 dollar put for spcx 🥲🙌
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: I LOVE BEING A BULL! I LOVE BEING A BULLLLL!!!
[+5] u/agiatezza: Fuck it I’m getting SPY 8/5 $768 puts
[+5] u/atlas_shrugged90: YO WTF. I sold too early 4 fucking times today. probably would have been + $10k now
[+5] u/IputSwitchesOnGlocks: Spy to $800 Inshallah
[+5] u/Goomba_PoopMushrooms: can't believe sold this run up so early again
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: AMD earnings will have to be legendary or MMs probably sending this thing back for oil
[+5] u/Dizzy_Requirement_18: Why would you bet against America, wake up Bears ITS THE ROARING 20s
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Man one day I’ll have the balls to hold my spy 0dtes for more than 10 minutes
[+5] u/JaxIsBadDontPick__: Close the Casino we had a good day that's enough
[+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Well damn, might as well just go to 780 by 2
[+5] u/HunterVolte: Just thought yall would wanna know I sold my 50 770 calls I bought for around .18 each 30 mins after open
[+5] u/Leather_Housing_7800: How the helly is this still GOING
[+5] u/chibi78: today was uncalled for
[+5] u/wsbfan_10: I know it’s early in but is the August sell-off canceled?
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: 3% qqq day and I’m in meta lol
[+5] u/BedRiddenWizard: 🥭 lied so much that this may actually be the actual end of the War but no one can believe it.
[+5] u/GneissFrog: this is starting to sound more and more like the deal being discussed is actually just between Iran and Oman for management of the strait, while US officials like Bessent and Rubio are pretending that the US is involved in the negotiations as well
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: This is the complete annihilation of bear society
[+5] u/Therecanbenopeace: Make 6k today. I'm out. Time for Taco Tuesday.
[+5] u/SevereResolution1288: This feels a little excessive
[+5] u/SpecialistB: The ads on Truth Social are worse than free porn sites
[+5] u/metalheadx7: Its a full on bull market
[+5] u/BubblyZone3752: if this shit dumps I'm sooo cooked
[+5] u/Secure_Reaction_5590: 10 minutes in and nothing makes sense
[+5] u/Bananalandishere: What if just buys reddits
[+5] u/3bizzle: 😭 “it can’t possibly keep going up”
Market: slides on knees\* “ you’re out”
[+5] u/Risky_Busynests: puts at close seems way too obvious
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Ber see the same thing happen 100 times in the last 16 years and shocked every time LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Bers win again it’s 1929 😔…..
SIIIIIIIIIIIKE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵🐂🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈📈📈
[+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: literal 0 pullback from open
[+5] u/Ashamed_Two3777: Straight up do not know what's going on
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: i can only imagine the way down
actually, i cannot
fucking lol
[+5] u/pmurt007: Monday bought SPY 757c for 0.16 sold for 0.44 closed 1.55
Monday close bought SPY 764c for 0.12 and sold for 0.30 and currently 7.45
Tuesday bought SPY 770c for 0.03 and sold for 0.15 and currently 2.07
if only I had bigger balls
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Markets ripping but you are in nonsense you thought would work, and are flat on the day watching everyone else having fun
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[+17] u/build__a_skeleton: I just went $2K -> $52K omfg
[+10] u/Sp0kenTruth: CANT WAIT TO SEE THE POST OF SO MANY PEOPLE THAT MADE LIFE CHANGING MONEY TODAY..
WISH IT WAS ME, BUT HAPPY FOR YALL.
[+9] u/Adventurous_Hand2737: https://preview.redd.it/jvbcra7ddehh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd7fb6b416bff7df5db271e82231292224be747
[+9] u/SteamyG0uda: From $728 to $772 in FOUR TRADING DAYS LMAO
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: **^(in their most retarded move to date WSB mods split the community into live chat and normal comments)**
>*enshittification at its finest*
[+8] u/financiallythriving: We are the new South Korea
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bro where’s the pullback
[+7] u/Own-Hornet-6339: This is one of those days we’re someone lost their entire account doubling down on puts. Never chase losses.
[+7] u/Em-G: SOMEONE CHECK IN ON THE BEARS
[+7] u/DragonSlayer626: This is where you load up on calls people
[+7] u/imustbegthequestion: https://preview.redd.it/zmyv7fw2eehh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225841f3c02213fe5dbf8cf6da2f9ca1b9846a65
[+7] u/doompkrs: sold my puts and bought calls wtf this is easy money
[+7] u/Existential_Entropy: Thoughts and prayers for our fellow degens in Korea that bought leveraged bear etfs yesterday 🙏
[+7] u/Sp0kenTruth: my spy watchlist is up 1500% and keeps going.. i KNOW FOR A FACT, if i decide to enter, thats when SPY will drop to $500. thats just how my luck is lmfao
HURTS LIKE HELL TO WATCH IT JUST MOON UP
[+7] u/BossDeeJay: Buying 0DTE puts. All in fuck it
[+7] u/M1BG: Wtf I love stocks again now
[+7] u/RegalKinng: 2 percent SPY gain in this economy is fucking crazy. Idk what the fuck is happening anymore
[+7] u/shxwn: Holy shit I've been out of the game and some of yall made mad money
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The same thing that happened last 50 times
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: 🌈🐻 got no rectum left
[+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: SPCX hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42
[+6] u/TaskRevolutionary505: This market makes no sense
[+6] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Omg it dropped 0.05% THE SKY IS FALLING EVERYONE PICNIC AND SELL
[+6] u/ThroatBitter2163: I think my robinhood is broken, what are these green lines?
[+6] u/bb483: This feels like early this year when market rallied off lows and bears got blown out for a month straight
[+6] u/MothmanAbove: i have never made this much money in a single day in my life
[+6] u/Emergency-Half-3122: The strait is going to open and Iran will say it’s a good deal for them and the US will say it’s a good real for them and no one will know what the actual full details are and then Cuba will be invaded and everyone will forget about Iran and then we’ll send Leopold to invade Greenland and then everyone will forget about Cuba and then the elections might be rigged and everyone will forget about Greenland and then missiles at Iran again and everyone will forget about the rigged elections
[+6] u/Specialist-Trust-548: took my $ and ran happy safe ride bulls 👋👋🙌
[+6] u/Key_Change_6635: Legitimately crazy day today.
Two huge days in a row.
Why not tomorrow?
[+6] u/westernwasteland: This pump is fucking insane and completely illogical. Seems like a pump and dump if Iran is still in the picture.
[+6] u/Keenanyu: I doubled, tripled, and quadrupled down on 0dte puts. Somehow after being down $4k I flipped it positive and made $2000
[+6] u/itsnotthatbad21: Totally healthy market where random stocks can go up 20-30% in a day
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Yeah. I'm cashin out. Thanks Mr. Bessent.
[+6] u/_LordCat: Bers so desperate they wish for nukes lol
[+6] u/BriackYOLO: What is actual reason behind this pump?
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: U.S. OFFICIAL SAYS THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS AN INTERNATIONAL WATERWAY AND NO PARTY CONTROLS ITS ROUTES OR THE ABILITY TO PASS THROUGH IT - AL JAZEERA
Here we go again
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: The funny shit about all these youtubers screaming a crash is coming and now we are at all time highs. You get other retards that listen to them and hold cash while this retarded market rips higher. Yes I am sure some kind of of decent correction will eventually come, but imagine all the money you left on the table.
[+6] u/LabyrinthLayers: Bit ridiculous at this point isn’t it? Jesus
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: this fucking thing is a disaster and will kill the sub
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: “We used to have red candles”
Sure pawpaw let’s get you to bed
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Closing flat would be legendary
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Stop kicking them. The bers are already ded. Have some mercy.
[+6] u/Jobless-Dev: They microwaved my 8/7 760p's this my penance having the audacity to buy puts like a filthy disgusting bear
[+6] u/scm66: Pump me harder daddy
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: ngl every bull rally is crazier than the last, I was saying last years "This is the most insane rally ever" then this rally happens. LMAO
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: so sad watching spx $7700 calls go from 1.00 to 12.00
[+5] u/diefy7321: # Bers furiously refreshing their news feed for more doomer bullshit lmfaoo
[+5] u/fathersucrose: Timing the market is just more fun
[+5] u/Issa_vibe74: I’m dumbstruck on how the first week im out in 6 months its generational two day run
[+5] u/Soft-Run-1954: Cashing out lotto calls now time to run up lotto puts for this insane play
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Not a single ber in sight
[+5] u/Keenanyu: I fear puts are too obvious
[+5] u/Necessary-Lie8487: Imagine losing money today 😂😂
[+5] u/Namtabmal: I cant believe that all those retards who bought at the top and continue to buy at the top are getting rewarded so much. As soon as I buy it would have crashed so hard and never return
[+5] u/thegx7: SPY HAS BEEN HIT BY A SAM
[+5] u/Jimz2018: This thread is too popular now. It’s like watching a twitch chat.
[+5] u/RegardCognition: I feel gay. Sold yesterday everything expecting a crash today. Now too scared to buy back.
[+5] u/Diligent_Fondant6761: one ceasefire a day keeps the bears away!
[+5] u/Sommersun1: I don't know what's going on anymore and I don't think anyone does either.
[+5] u/_Netgirth: MSFT 😍 never doubted you for a second
[+5] u/Hotzz89: Sold calls at open for 100% gain thinking we couldn’t pump tthhaattt much today. Currently up 700%. Womp womp
[+19] u/318neb: 100k in savings, 650k in market. 75k a year job.
I wanna quit
[+17] u/Wunder_Bred: This might be the single greatest day for SPY in recent memory.
[+11] u/Fine-Drummer2604: Just shorted SPCX. So everyone that is long.. congratufuckinglations
[+10] u/Jacobpapi: The second best rally of the year is here
[+10] u/ElTorteTooga: Apparently everyone buying calls for SpaceX earnings thought the ticker was $SPX
[+10] u/br0botic: Bout to hit 7 figs for the first time let’s goooo
[+10] u/Microwave-Dave: KOSPI better hold the kimchi line tonight
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: Time to pump another 2% lads
\>A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE NEGOTIATING TEAM SAYS NO NEGOTIATIONS HAVE BEEN HELD WITH THE U.S. AND THAT IRAN IS NEGOTIATING ONLY WITH OMAN ON FUTURE STRAIT OF HORMUZ ARRANGEMENTS, ADDING THAT IN RECENT DAYS SOME U.S. OFFICIALS HAVE SENT MIXED SIGNALS, DIRECTLY OR THROUGH SOME OF THEIR REGIONAL PARTNERS, CAUSING DISRUPTIONS IN THE NEGOTIATION PROCESS - FARS NEWS
[+9] u/mywilliswell95: it's disgusting how quickly this market just went up 6% in three sessions.
[+9] u/unexceptiontotherule: From correction to full-blown euphoria in 3 days
[+9] u/Most-Cloud: goldfish memory. We could go up 200% in one day and after a .5% pullback would be talking about Valhalla.
[+9] u/kingofshitmntt: so let me get his straight...everything is up because bessent said that an Iran deal is near but there is ZERO proof of that?
[+8] u/noobletato: Calls here are dangerous. Puts are even more dangerous
[+8] u/Moxisxsx: Looks like fraud (SPCX) is taking off
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER
[+8] u/New-Sink-9089: Bro how do u make money I lost it all ngl
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: To all the folk who thought they timed the top yesterday. Congrats could’ve 5x your money instead of
[+7] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Port has come up 125k since Thursday open. Not a bad little rebound.
[+7] u/Both-Employee-5874: hold micron for amd and sndk earnings or sell?
[+7] u/kenathen: pump of the year. congratulations.... we all retired
[+7] u/Jwelz90: Last week everyone on CNBC said we were heading straight to test 700....here we are today....and now everyone is saying we are heading straight to and through 800...
Haha. Cant wait to see where we are in a week
[+7] u/mywilliswell95: It makes me so depressed that I didn’t fucking hold any of my calls
[+7] u/Fine-Drummer2604: Elon is going to turn the international space station into a strip club.
You might think I’m joking, but he’s probably going to say something even more ridiculous
[+7] u/txholdem: how is that even fucking possible? i got Visa and at the very moment it started dropping. 1 hour later i got rid of it before i puked. at that moment, it started going up.
[+7] u/Rambodeth_: Imma sick fuk i like a quick fuk
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: Heavy betting on both Calls and puts on SPCX Earnings play which can mean only one thing. Fucker is staying flat and bankrupting both bulls and bears.
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: AMD poor guidance and boots on the ground tonight. Get your 🍿 ready
[+6] u/CaptainApeCommander: I bought calls at open and still went blood red today. AMA
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: imagine going Cash only on Thursday last week. LOL
[+6] u/Ltheman00: imagine cheering on mass surveillance as your $500 in pltr goes up a few bucks
[+6] u/Professional_Art3563: NVDA fair price $280 🌚
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Ber extinct due to overdose of green dildos
[+6] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: welp congrats bers another week long recession only to skyrocket towards ATHs. i promise your puts will print next time
[+6] u/browsk: Imagine your hedge fund got liquidated the week before the biggest back to back shrek cock ripping higher highs lmao 💀 citadel really out did themselves with that one
[+6] u/MacaronTasty1684: im long on rope after my losses today.
[+6] u/Bravadette: Spy chart looks so fucking weird I cant get over it.
[+6] u/SnooBeans7794: Are we holding spy calls into tomorrow
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Bro this bitcoin hack I feel like people aren’t truly grasping how bad this is or they just don’t want to. Bitcoin is prone to being stolen at any given moment, with ai advancing rapidly it will just get worse. More hacks are going to happen, security can’t keep up it seems. What people thought was decentralized and safe turns out not so much. How the price of bitcoin hasn’t collapsed after this is crazy.
[+6] u/bufferoverflo: Up 52k for the day 😀. Down 3k 1Y chart 😭
[+6] u/Jwelz90: 30 min RSI now over 90. 1hr approaching 90. Haha. People are gonna get hurt if Hormuz doesn't actually open tonight/tomorrow
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Rip that guy who told me to buy puts on RDDT
[+6] u/gregot76: if this was a 2% red day tomorrow would be up 2%. with this a 2% green day, tomorrow at best is 0.01% red
[+6] u/ehehe: I made money on spy puts today, hahahahahah. I almost blew up my account to do it, but I did it! I need a Valium
[+6] u/Bam2458: I think I see a red candle! Oh wait, nvm, it’s already gone.
[+6] u/DebtOk4461: This chat above the chat bothers me.
[+6] u/tobrie02: AMD earnings gonna make or break my whole day
[+6] u/jamieperkins9999: Same again tomorrow?
[+6] u/Hellmale: Holding $773, $776 puts expiring next week😎
[+6] u/GoProVI: Millionaires were made today, I was not one of them because I sold too early…
[+6] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: no way they let QQQ tripple top for the most obvious play of all time??
[+5] u/BuyHandSanitizer: SPY 800 is not a meme
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: I really cant belive I couldve turned 100 bucks into 15k today and just, chose not to buy the calls.
lol fuck
[+5] u/loekoekoe: Trump was edging on a nuclear bomb announcement yesterday and we hit all time highs today, a truly retarded market this is
[+5] u/subieganggang: Pump is free till close, everyone is euphoric and thinking the market will never go down. Those same people thought the Great Depression was around the corner last week. Cash in your calls soon, buy puts!
[+5] u/bunnibly: VIX green while SPY is green means a surprise ruggie is being planned for one the next 1-3 trading days.
[+7] u/richiejetson: Fuck this shit. People are having 5k-15k% gain on 0TDE and I am still down 10k and never seen a green in my life.
[+7] u/tgff333: I think the markets birthed a whole cohort of self proclaimed professional traders today
[+7] u/David_Norris_M: This cant rally overnight with amd earnings coming get out while you can
[+7] u/ElectronicShoulder26: The market is about to make history because I sold at open 🤪
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Buying one 760 put for tomorrow, might as well play the lotto for the other way after deep lotto 0DTEs 770 are up a gorillan % lmfao
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: NVDA is still undervalued and it’s gonna keep creeping up until earnings.
[+6] u/Yolopoloanimelover: Space X dump or pump?
[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: honestly it's insane that they even say "tomorrow we'll probably have a deal" ... has any administration or even company talked this before? you wait till you have a deal, it's signed etc, and then you announce it. otherwise you just hand leverage over to them again and again. am i losing my mind or is this not normal? who talks like this in business?
[+6] u/ez399017: MU stop rejecting 900 pls
[+6] u/churnAmex: Why is it rally after my account has been wiped out???
[+6] u/Flolife2: 768 pits expiring tomm loaded up
[+6] u/No-Most2405: whos going cash gang after today
[+6] u/Solid-Mood9571: Everything so overvalued fuck
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: TERRAIN PULL UP TERRIAN PULL UP
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Sold my $0.27 SPY $765C for $0.41 thinking I made a quick buck. Then I bought puts. Now my call is over $6 and my puts are worthless.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: PROFIT TAKING BE CAREFUL
[+5] u/emperorpenguintine: Time to take profits. Good job yall
[+5] u/dontslambro: The market boys did it again to retail lmao
[+5] u/Robertharrison07o: Bears getting face fucked once again🚀
[+5] u/mlu11: Ok as I bear I’ve finally capitulated , switching to calls here
[+5] u/TheFreshOne: All day I've been thinking that there's no way it can keep going up... but it do.
[+5] u/rant5150: C’mon MU your home is on the other side of 900. That’s your home! Are you too good for home?
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Lol. I'm within 0.1% of my goal for the year. Tomorrow is gonna go shit isn't it?
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: My wife caught me looking at big titty Latinas on Reddit
[+5] u/chriske22: Don’t know whether to buy calls before close or at open tomorrow
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Lockout rally taking no prisoners