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[+46] u/toydan: \*ALPHABET 2Q GOOGLE AD REV. $81.63B, EST. $81.12B
\*ALPHABET 2Q GOOGLE SERVICES REV. $94.54B, EST. $94.32B
\*ALPHABET 2Q OPER INCOME $40.77B, EST. $40.55B
\*ALPHABET 2Q REV. $119.80B, EST. $117.02B
$GOOGL
[+40] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: GOOG CURES CANCER
AND BEATS EARNINGS BY 1000%
GOOG -10%
[+38] u/PlentyArmy2411: Made 6 figures on GOOG, lost 6 figures on GOOG. My hands are cleaned. I am reborn
[+25] u/fredditf: ALPHABET $GOOGL
Q2’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS
🔹 EPS ex disclosed equity-gain impact: ~$2.85 (Est. $2.90)
🔹 Revenue: $119.80B (Est. $117.02B) ; +24% YoY
🔹 Revenue ex-TAC: $103.62B (Est. $101.07B) ; +27% YoY
🔹 CapEx: $44.92B (Est. $44.1B) ; +100% YoY
Segment:
🔹 Google Cloud: $24.77B (Est. $22.46B) ; +82% YoY
🔹 Cloud Operating Margin: 35.6% (Est. 30.8%) ; UP from 20.7% YoY
🔹 Search & Other: $63.27B (Est. $63.28B) ; +17% YoY
🔹 YouTube Ads: $11.06B (Est. $10.81B) ; +13% YoY
Google Services:
🔹 Revenue: $94.54B (Est. $94.32B) ; +15% YoY
🔹 Operating Income: $39.54B; +20% YoY
🔹 Operating Margin: 41.8%; UP from 40.1% YoY
🔹 Google Advertising: $81.63B (Est. $81.12B) ; +14% YoY
🔹 Search & Other: $63.27B (Est. $63.28B) ; +17% YoY
🔹 YouTube Ads: $11.06B (Est. $10.81B) ; +13% YoY
🔹 Google Network: $7.30B; -1% YoY
🔹 Subscriptions, Platforms & Devices: $12.91B (Est. $12.82B) ; +15% YoY
Google Cloud:
🔹 Revenue: $24.77B (Est. $22.46B) ; +82% YoY
🔹 Operating Income: $8.81B; +212% YoY
🔹 Operating Margin: 35.6% (Est. 30.8%)
🔹 Incremental Operating Margin: ~53.7%
🔸 Cloud growth cleared the 70%-75% buy-side bogey and even the aggressive ~80% expectation
Other Bets:
🔹 Revenue: $382M; +2% YoY
🔹 Operating Loss: -$1.80B vs. -$1.25B YoY
Alphabet-Level Activities:
🔹 Operating Loss: -$5.79B
🔸 Primarily reflects expenses related to shared AI research and development
AI and Other Metrics:
🔹 Gemini App: 950M monthly active users
🔹 Gemini API Usage: 22B tokens per minute
🔹 Gemini Enterprise: Used by nearly 90% of the Fortune 100
🔹 Employees: 198,933; +6% YoY
🔹 Total TAC: $16.18B; +10% YoY
🔹 World Cup-related YouTube videos reached over 1.7B unique viewers
Financials:
🔹 Operating Income: $40.77B (Est. $40.55B) ; +30% YoY
🔸 Equity-security gains added $6.26/share to GAAP EPS
🔹 Operating Margin: 34.0%; UP 2 percentage points YoY
🔹 Net Income: $112.19B; +298% YoY
🔹 Other Income, Net: $97.98B
🔹 Gain on Equity Securities, Net: $99.03B
🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $39.07B
🔹 Free Cash Flow: -$5.86B
🔹 TTM Free Cash Flow: $53.27B
🔹 Cash & Marketable Securities: $242.47B
🔹 Long-Term Debt: $98.17B
Capital Allocation:
🔹 Equity Capital Raised: $49.6B
🔹 Senior Unsecured Notes Issued: $20.3B
🔹 Stock Repurchases: $0
🔹 Dividend: $0.22/share
🔸 Alphabet also authorized an ATM program to sell up to $40B of stock, but had not sold any shares under it as of quarter-end
CEO Sundar Pichai Commentary:
🔸 “Our AI investments are redefining what’s possible across every part of our business.”
🔸 AI features are driving Search query growth.
🔸 Cloud growth accelerated due to demand for AI infrastructure and enterprise AI solutions.
[+22] u/GoZukkYourself: Google Cloud grew 80% yoy vs 67% estimates
[+21] u/Rizocon1: Google trading like a meme coin rn
[+20] u/Scribble_Box: Can't even take a piss without the urinal reminding me of what I truly am...
https://preview.redd.it/o6yd6n7h7ueh1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=5159110102180df2d5c7a4f2cec83a3e4b434037
[+20] u/Buddha_is_my_homeboy: First 27 moves are fake
[+17] u/Leading_Form_8485: The best move like always was not to play at all.
[+16] u/Sick0h: GOOG basically validated the AI spend. Bers r fuk season begins now.
[+16] u/SlymeDisease: Please GOOG announce a $1trillion partnership with SanDisk and MU
[+15] u/LoathedOne: GOOG can't decide where it's going
[+15] u/tomorri1: people see the google red candle after hours and go rip ai lmao. They beat expectations and spending more on AI. party keeps going
[+15] u/Fhyzikz: Wow that beat was insane. Sell it all
[+14] u/LumpyShock9656: Insane beat and drilling? Wtf?
[+14] u/gnanwahs: *ALPHABET 2Q GAIN ON EQUITY SECURITIES $99.03B
all this from their stake in Anthropic btw
[+14] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Ok Google is doubling capex semi go brrrr
[+14] u/Electrical_Pitch_720: Is my phone glitching or did GOOGL just beat by 217% and the stock isn’t moving
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: *ALPHABET 2Q GOOGLE CLOUD REV. $24.77B, EST. $22.46B
[+13] u/dcgkny: why is everyone freaking out on GOOGL? its been flat
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: Alphabet Q2 2026 results [USD, YoY]
—Revenue: +24.2% to 119.8B
—Google Search: +16.8% to 63.3B
—YouTube ads: +12.9% to 11.1B
—Google advertising: +14.4% to 81.6B
—Google Cloud revenue: +81.8% to 24.8B
—Operating income: +30.4% to 40.8B
—Cloud operating income: +211.9% to 8.8B
[+13] u/Big_Love_3070: Elon taking L after L
[+12] u/Got_Engineers: This shit is like watching the Super Bowl. Just insane movement.
[+12] u/fish_: GOOG +10% by open, semis are going to lead us to salvation
[+12] u/CMTTrader: **GOOG/GOOGL** ALPHABET Q2 2026: REVENUE $119.80B (EST $117.02B); REVENUE EX-TAC $103.62B (EST $101.07B); OPERATING INCOME $40.77B (EST $40.55B); GOOGLE SERVICES $94.54B (EST $94.32B); GOOGLE CLOUD $24.77B (EST $22.46B); GOOGLE ADVERTISING $81.63B (EST $81.12B); GOOGLE SEARCH $63.27B (EST $63.28B); YOUTUBE ADS $11.06B (EST $10.81B); CAPEX $44.92B (EST $44.15B)
**TXN** TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Q2 2026: EPS $2.14 (EST $1.93); REVENUE $5.46B (EST $5.24B); ANALOG REVENUE $4.37B (EST $4.23B); OPERATING PROFIT $2.31B (EST $2.11B); FCF $2.74B (EST $1.82B); CAPEX $514M (EST $676.3M); Q3 OUTLOOK: EPS $2.23-$2.57; REVENUE $5.65B-$6.15B (EST $5.62B)
**TSLA** TESLA Q2 2026: REVENUE $28.24B (EST $26.32B); ADJ EPS $0.33 (EST $0.51); EPS $0.32 (PRIOR $0.33); GROSS MARGIN 16.8% (EST 19.4%); AUTOMOTIVE REVENUE $20.52B (EST $18.68B); SERVICES AND OTHER $4.58B (EST $3.72B); ENERGY GENERATION AND STORAGE $3.14B (EST $3.77B); ACTIVE FSD SUBSCRIPTIONS 1.48M (EST 1.40M); NEGATIVE FCF -$1.09B (EST -$3.64B); CAPEX -$5.79B
**IBM** IBM Q2 2026: REVENUE $17.16B (EST $17.52B); OPERATING EPS $2.93 (PRIOR $2.80); SOFTWARE REVENUE $7.76B (EST $7.99B); CONSULTING REVENUE $5.33B (EST $5.39B); FREE CASH FLOW $2.54B (EST $2.95B); LOWERS FY REVENUE GROWTH GUIDANCE TO +4%-+5% FROM PRIOR ABOVE +5%
[+12] u/AerieZealousideal330: *GOOGL wtf? Are you regarded or something? Just get back in there and rejoin the Ai circle jerk and announce another 14 trillion dollar deal with 600 more data centers.*
[+11] u/08vk: GOOD — leaning strongly positive, but there's one real red flag buried in it.
Cloud: crushed it. Revenue +82% YoY to $24.8B (vs ~$22.4B expected, ~64% growth expected). This is the single biggest number in the report — way above even the bullish estimates.
Revenue: beat. $119.8B, +24% YoY, above the ~$117B consensus. 12th straight quarter of double-digit growth. Operating margin expanded to 34% from 32%.
Capex: this is the catch. They spent $44.9B on property/equipment in Q2 alone — up from $35.7B in Q1. That's a massive jump, way faster than guidance implied.
FCF: went NEGATIVE. -$5.9B this quarter, down from +$10.1B in Q1. This is the thing analysts specifically warned would spook the market if it happened — and it happened. Capex is now outrunning operating cash flow.
EPS: the headline number is fake, just like we discussed. $9.11 reported, but $98B of that quarter's "other income" is unrealized gains on equity securities (almost certainly the Anthropic/SpaceX stakes) — the equ
[+11] u/Allout-Okarun: Bruh 9.11 EPS my gahhhdddd
[+11] u/damnthatbooty: Holy fucking beat Google
[+11] u/Dude_HaHa: Save SaaS and kill the semis.
[+11] u/Thin_Cat8817: glad they killed NOW today so the earnings beat just brings it back to near flat, what a fucking joke
[+11] u/weewoowewoooo: GOOGL beats EPS by 217% and it’s flat…lmfao alright
[+11] u/LemurLord: Listen TSLA has a low, low forward PE of 167.03. That means your great, great, great grandchildren will finally be able to recoup the value of your TSLA shares if you invest today!
[+11] u/IronicallyCanadian: GOOGL up 0.05% in afterhours trading!!!!!! Call buyers rejoice!
[+11] u/ImaginaryNinja9782: Google CAPEX Q2 YoY +100% thats bullish for semis
[+10] u/Sick0h: What a fucking battle on GOOG lmao
[+10] u/Cloaked_Goliath: Dude wtf is google doing 🤣
[+10] u/alone-in-the-chat: NO!!! google u MF!!!!
[+10] u/DarkoDokkan: Capex went up dump it
[+10] u/AntiqueAd6496: # WHYS GOOG DRILLING?????
[+10] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Don't worry. The dip always happens and then it reverses. GOOG will be up massively by tomorrow
[+10] u/Captain-Vimes: EPS absurd. Just going to double down on LEAPS if this drops tomorrow
[+10] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Buy the confusing dip
[+10] u/noobletato: Capex doubled. Bullish for semis
[+10] u/Ltheman00: Fuck palantir button ⬇️
[+10] u/Abject_Wish_3787: LEAKED: GOOG Capex by 300B for 2027 , GG
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: I feel bad for people who own GOOG. That report was insane but it got sent to Hades regardless
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Google owns YouTube which is where half the world population spends half their day every day. YouTube alone is worth trillions. LMAO🤌
[+10] u/AshamedImagination50: I heard AI like 10times in first minute of Google ER. CALLS
[+10] u/AwakenedBeast616: $18.50 expected move
Actual move: $1.00
[+10] u/beholdthemoldman: sending sundar pichai to bihar if he doesnt say AI enough on this call
[+10] u/DryRace7995: Sundar is straight AI recording
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: im so sorry everyone, i have NOW and GOOGL calls. we're all fucked
[+9] u/Sick0h: Yea, this drop will reverse. They’re letting sellers drop it to buy cheaper. Thats a retardedly large beat.
[+9] u/PandAlex: First move is fake, GOOG mega beat
[+9] u/spwath: Goog is just jumping all around, positive, negative, doesnt know what to do
[+9] u/mkrugaroo: Wait does Google earnings mean a P/E of under 10?
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: 10,000 Koreans have postponed their suicide.
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: GOOG smashes.
35.5% cloud profit margin. 61% higher than last year. AI is profitable.
Beat cloud revenue expectations by 7%.
Beat overall revenue expectations.
Overall operating profit higher by 200bp.
Plus Anthropic profits.
[+9] u/BrookieEnjoyer: Holy shit google just casually beating the revenue record
[+9] u/potentialPast: smells like CAPEX in here
[+9] u/Non-mon-xiety: Jesus Google capex was higher than an already inflated expectation.
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: Mannnnnn somebody wake the fucking Koreans WE GOT PAMPIN TO DO
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Gemini is hosting the GOOG conference call.
[+9] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Waiting for OpenAI's models to hack into this earnings call
[+9] u/jasperCrow: GOOGL earns 3000% more per share than Tesla LMFAO
[+8] u/hotCupADank: GOOGL having a seizure
[+8] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: im laughing so fucking hard
[+8] u/dabblesest: Holy fucking beat GOOGL 👀
[+8] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: what if i told you the hormuz was never straight
[+8] u/Tomieez: Finally this correction will finally evaporate shit memestocks like TSLA and generate more appreciation for quality stocks like GOOGL
[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: HUGE beat and still down? insane
[+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: GOOG GOOG: Revenue up 24% and net income up 298%, driven by Al and cloud growth; major capital raised 16:04 • Jul 22 G GOOG Revenues grew 24% year-over-year to $119.8B, with net income up 298% to $112.1B and EPS at $9.11. Google Cloud revenues soared 82%, and significant capital was raised to fund Al infrastructure. Operating margin improved to 34%, and quarterly dividends were declared. Original document: Alphabet Inc. _GOOG] SEC 8- K Current Report — Jul. 22
[+8] u/motorcycle-emptiness: Revenue up 24%, net income up 298%. Market - best I can do is spank you into oblivion.
[+8] u/BudweiserSucks: GOOG EPS $9.11 vs $2.88 forecasted
[+8] u/Agreeable-Taste-3183: Release the pump! Data WAS AMAZING!!
[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: Noobs thought goog was gunna dump lol
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: So glad I paper handed my spy puts for tomorrow
[+8] u/georgecopafeel: STAY STRONG MY FELLOW GOOGTARDS.
"THE NIGHT IS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN."
-THE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
[+8] u/ignatious__reilly: Tesla has a massive miss wow
Crazy it’s not down -10% or more
[+8] u/JPM1216: who actually owns TSLA anymore anyway
[+8] u/Federal-Profile8857: $9.11 EPS yea this shit is $400 tomorrow at 9:32
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: congrats to NOW bagholders who are now back to the same price the stock was ^(\*checks notes\*) ..... at **open**
[+8] u/SupportMedium9487: why the fuck is we flat, cloud rev is up 82% that means ai isnt just a complete money sink
[+8] u/Fine_Professional_46: GOOGL BEATS , TIME TO DUMP
[+8] u/SpyBagholder: LOL DOUBLE CAPEX they have lost their fucking minds
[+8] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Is this entire call ai narrated.
[+8] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: I actuality pay for Gemini. Best for legal work imo.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Is it even an earnings call, if the CEO doesn't mention AI at least once a minute?
[+8] u/NoProfessional4650: Insane beat on earnings though. Don’t think I’ve seen such a massive beat on such a massive company
[+8] u/vinojpm: AI single handedly saved all Indians careers. Bullish af
[+7] u/MaybeAsDumbAsYou: One green day without instantly tanking the next... is that really too much to ask for?
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: everyone watching earnings no one will notice im gay
[+7] u/RDDT_100P: algo hurt itself in confusion
[+7] u/XorAndNot: $9.11 vs $2.89 expected by "analysts" lmao
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Lmao google chart is all over the place
[+7] u/suizman: GOOG made almost 4x per share vs the estimate. Wtf!!!
[+7] u/Prior_Funny: Alright Koreans I’m ready
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: Uh oh, google didn’t report 1,000% quarterly growth. Better dump it
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Google green by open this always happens
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: What do the markets want from goog?
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: GOOG is going to be the the biggest company on the planet....how in the actual fuck, do you make that much money?
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Google smoked earnings
Bears retarded
[+7] u/davidbigham: That Google earning report was amazing.
[+7] u/Ok_GAINZ: Not bad enough to drop it. Not good enough to pop it. Just enough to keep this market going nowhere.
[+7] u/Federal-Profile8857: Chill tf out Google isn’t dumping you idiots
[+7] u/Ltheman00: Finally unbanned from reddit for mentioning longing r0pe
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: fuckin a- Google Cloud: Revenue: $24.77B (Est. $22.46B) ; +82% YoY; Operating Income: $8.81B; +212% YoY; Operating Margin: 35.6% (Est. 30.8%); Incremental Operating Margin: ~53.7%
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Google’s largest driver of growth is AI and cloud yet you’re expecting lowered capex and memory/storage to be destroyed lol true regardation
[+7] u/thatavengersguy: Google beat by 300% or something and it's going down? What the fuck is this stupid market expecting?
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: I was told MU would be $600 this week, what happened bers
[+7] u/Airader: Here comes the GOOGL V
[+7] u/potsmokinsocialist: GOOG, you beautiful beast. EPS expected $2.88 vs actual $9.11🤘🏼
[+7] u/DeltaP2SavetheE: Feeling a 2% SPY day tomorrow lads
[+7] u/cgonz15: That has got to be the craziest beat by a mega cap i have ever seen holy duck!!!
[+7] u/b1mm3rl1f3: Absolutely insane for GOOGL to be down on these numbers
[+7] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT gonna pump so hard tomorrow
[+7] u/Infamous_Protection3: Someone explain to me why there is selling pressure when googl beat earnings by a ton
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Looks like options obliteration gay ass market
[+7] u/mountain-wood-316: Glad I only have goog shares. They want to kill options for a few days.
[+7] u/kalllllllllllllll: Make up your mind google. Do you want to moon or not
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: I'm sorry an EPS beat that big with no after hours pump is bearish as fuck
[+7] u/mangroovesz: WITH THESE EARNINGS WHY WOULD THEY NOT RAISE CAPEX
[+7] u/ImTheLizardKing2: Google earnings are actually insane even without the Anthropic gains
[+7] u/Brostradamus-2: Google is flat because people are waiting to hear their capex spend for the next 12 months.
[+7] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: EARNINGS AINT WHAT THEY USED TO BE
[+7] u/Confident_Double1392: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls. Theta's got you by the balls.
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Wtf are these weak ass moves from googl??
Absolutely massacred earnings estimates. Sundar most successful Indian in the world. And it's barely green??!
This must mean the market is fucked. It might be joever yall.
[+7] u/jasperCrow: The music is blaring and the drinks are pouring. The bubble continues. 📈🎉🥳🎊
[+7] u/wyudtix: I’m genuinely trying to understand the logic of people who bought SPCX over 200. It had a 2.9 TRILLION dollar valuation. How much further did you think it would run? It was already comically overvalued
[+7] u/CerebrumMortuus: Goog didn't announce a cancer cure, so down it goes
[+7] u/Midget_Molester10: top 7 most valuable companies in the world and there's no video or anything? how does TSMC have a more exciting earnings call wtf
[+7] u/NOMERCYDLKH: Double capex.. this is insane
[+7] u/Frequent_Ad7351: Stand up updates by CEO
[+7] u/BearContra: "Supply constraints" - Magic words have been said on GOOGL call.
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: Weak ass market fueled by debt
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Tsla pe gonna be 500 soon
[+7] u/31andnotdone: who is gonna pull the market up on earnings? meta? 😂
good luck bul.
[+7] u/lessoninprogress: Google beat expectations by 200%….. what the actual fuck
[+6] u/foamrollmyback: Say capex spend 100x or it’s over
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: There is nothing to fear except ~~fear itself~~ Iran
\-🥭
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Algos going to war on goog
[+6] u/UncouthMarvin: Do people saying RIP Google ever listen to a conference call or ?
[+6] u/putinsack: 9.11 EPS, triple the expected is it not?
[+6] u/Still_Loaded: GOOG going to be green as the Hulks dick by morning!
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: So Google gave up all its earnings gains from last quarter and still doesn't go up despite huge earnings
[+6] u/DrSenorChuckles: Dude google did 4x its estimate holy shit
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: Told you googl did 4x and the market dumps it
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: You can tell the Goog bears are panicking
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Wow my goog calls are fucked unbelievable
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Sundar
- "Our AI Investments are redifining what's possible across every part of our business."
Good Cloud revenues accelerated to 82% GROWTH, driven by demand for AI Infrastructure and AI solutions."
[+6] u/BearContra: Told you regards that GOOGL numbers don't matter. It is going to drill anyways. LMAO
[+6] u/SteakEater137: lmao so Google basically is just a hedge fund for Anthropic now in terms of income. Unrealized income bullshit.
[+6] u/CD274: Looks like buildout isnt slowing
[+6] u/Onyxpropaganda: Service NOW blow out earnings.. should be up big
[+6] u/Tricky_Let2806: DATA CENTERS ARE BACK BABY
[+6] u/BeatzAway: TSLA the real loser here lmao
[+6] u/v0xb0x_: Semi's are back after those Google BEAST earnings
[+6] u/Electrical_Life9697: ServiceNow is the greatest company of all time
[+6] u/orcassharks: GOOG trading like a memecoin
[+6] u/baconography: So, all that anticipation, and SPY is back to yesterday's close. Super.
I need to get a new hobby.
[+6] u/whyshw: As a TSLA bag holder this seems like an average Wednesday
[+6] u/I-paint-sometimes: https://preview.redd.it/ws1zqqhnaueh1.png?width=358&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fd35db4ec8acb87b5a1e2b900a6543184f860ac
NOW is the time
[+6] u/makaay_010: **I came to see what the experts have to say.**
[+6] u/ercanbas: MM like “Yeah you beat but not by 500%”
[+6] u/Onyxpropaganda: NOW is gonna make me cream
[+6] u/Floppedthenuts_: Lot of whales dumping and will be back soon. Free calls
[+6] u/Ok_Shirt3792: BULLISH SEMI CLOUD MARGIN INCREASED SIGNIFICANTLY FOR GOOGL CLOUD LMAO
[+6] u/samaritan1331_: my goog calls cooked? 😭
[+6] u/Soossaaaa: they deadass hammered NOW so that it can go to where it opened after earnings this is rigged
[+6] u/9tacos: Burry me with my GOOG calls 😔
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I don't like to make generalizations, but if you own a Cybertruck, there's a near-100% chance you're an asshole.
[+6] u/Non-mon-xiety: $99 billion “other income” lol
[+6] u/ThugNuggets: "Capex ramped alongside the growth: Alphabet spent $44.9B on property and equipment in the quarter, up from $22.4B a year ago"
[+6] u/pipelinemonkey: If GOOG doesn’t pump with a near 10 EPS I dunno what to do anymore
[+6] u/stupididity: Cant wait for teslas earnings call for Elon to use 58 syllables to say 3 words
[+6] u/Heineken_500ml: Since when do earnings matter
The manipulators manipulate in whichever direction they want
[+6] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: He said AI!! Let’s gooooo
[+6] u/Turtletwoshells: 217% beat and tanking 🤡
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Just keep saying AI Sundar old sport
[+6] u/e30jawn: Insane these multi trillion cutting edge tech companies sounds worse than my teammates in CS. Hit me up google ill solve your shit sound by putting out a tiny bit of effort and a $100 mic. Fuck.
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: \#MSFT DO YOUR THANG AND DROP $50 FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: Alphabet Free Cash Flow this qrtr OFFICIALLY NEGATIVE
say cheese bitches
[+6] u/FIREJourneybullgang: Nothing impresses anyone anymore. It's over. Sell everything, throw your computer out the window, burn your house
[+6] u/trumpdiego: ok ok shit shit shit, they arent liking our earnings, fuck shit fuck, ok ok you got this Sundar, you got this, ok... ok I got it, it's fine, just triple those capex numbers before the call, theyll love that shit.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: For one of the most important earnings cycles in our lifetime this is pretty boring
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: I heard Bad Bunny is the half-time show for GOOGL earnings call
[+6] u/Geo_Leo: Everyone is just waiting for the capex guidance, just say it man
Nobody cares about Google anti gravity
[+6] u/Axt275: Holy does this guy say AI every sentence
[+6] u/Brostradamus-2: cmon sundar say the capex number
[+6] u/dynamic-burrito: How do you actually beat EPS by 5x and smash guidance to drop? The fuck
[+6] u/Odd-Block-2998: Theta gang wins today.
Meanwhile, tomorrow, Elon's net worth will officially be halved from the absolute peak (\~$1.45T).
[+6] u/Emotional_Option_367: One of the largest big cap earnings beats in recent memory but he just hasn't said "AI" quite enough so it has to be red
[+6] u/Hot-Measurement-119: We are at the point when earnings will never be good enough. This is fun.
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: If you trade Mag7 or semi options for earnings, you belong to a local Circus dressed as a clown
[+5] u/Cav829: I guess more people are starting to actually read how cooked Google's numbers were to disguise the fact they spent all their profits.
[+5] u/deathlyharry: GOOG: "I make 100 billion a year but I can't go to McDonalds w/ you until 3 years from now when I get my next paycheck I swear im rich tho"
[+5] u/bitchfart007: GOOGL opening 400 tom
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine the market crashes (for real) tomorrow
[+5] u/Fun_Corner_2954: goog graph is just wild af rn
[+5] u/bearwithme23: anyone else looking at $GOOG absolutely tripping nuts on Robinhood
[+5] u/BarracudaRough7478: Yall why you all shouting google, this is reddit
[+5] u/E39_CBX: WHAT THE FUCK GOOGL PICK A DIRECTION
[+5] u/isospeedrix: google so flat, calls and puts both toast
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Nothing matters until 430-5ish
[+5] u/traderbusto: Annnnnd it’s flat, all over but the IV crush now
[+5] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: Korea better go ballistic tonight and save my account
[+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: GOOG beat! So down 5% tomorrow
[+5] u/0point42au: lol, goog chart having a stroke. Happy now?
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Goog beat by a smidge.
Smidges get spankings.
[+5] u/Onyxpropaganda: Googl drilling to earth
[+5] u/ismebbb: Googltards just got wiped out
[+5] u/financiallythriving: There are people in this thread that have never had sex
[+5] u/cgonz15: Estimated 2.88 and actual EPS at 9.11 and they STILL DUMP holy fuck
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: oh buddy korea isnt going to like this shit
[+5] u/goldenlamp: Pretty decent earnings for Google tbh
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Mag7 earnings is just an options premium donation. Don't do it.
[+5] u/gnanwahs: *ALPHABET 2Q CAPEX $44.92B, EST. $44.15B
such dogshit LMAOOOO
[+5] u/FitzKablammo: Alphabet (NASDAQ:GOOGL) reported quarterly earnings of $9.11 per share which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $2.87 by 217.42 percent. This is a 294.37 percent increase over earnings of $2.31 per share from the same period last year. The company reported quarterly sales of $119.796 billion which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $116.639 billion by 2.71 percent. This is a 24.23 percent increase over sales of $96.428 billion the same period last year.
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: What's the capex number
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Remember folks, the last π moves are fake
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: fuck, i'm down like 43k today.
[+5] u/Independent-Eye9513: And then magically a new generation of GOOG and TSLA bag holders were made…
[+5] u/Vlisa: Market: "Sorry I dump now, GL everyone"
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Cockballzz (1W - 1L, 50%)
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[+5] u/goldenlamp: What retarded analysts missed eps by this much
[+5] u/Ozqi: Nobody is an atheist at 4x leverage
[+5] u/CleftyHeft: first move is fake and ghey as usual
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: so it all depends on raising capex guidance huh
[+5] u/dolmates: Time to load MU, look at that capex
[+5] u/btoned: Expectation: 1.0
Actual: 0.999999999995
#DUMP IT
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: GOOG with the amazing numbers just for it to be flat, lmao. fuck your options, I guess.
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Given the price increases for memory a flat capex estimate is basically a shrinking capex estimate
[+5] u/0DTEKing: GOOG ER bullish for Chip and Memory
[+5] u/Salamanderfs: Try to relax your Hormuz
[+5] u/vermilli21: # We’re just rotating money in a circle so SPY IS FLAT.
[+5] u/staresinshamona: intc tomorrow: "we did our best"
\+35% by friday
[+5] u/MancunianSunrise: Goog really are an incredible business.
[+5] u/FitzKablammo: They'll start buying GOOGL once they stop their heads from spinning
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lol I am still fucked on GOOGL
[+5] u/CLAMACID: i remember the shackles of PDT limits
[+5] u/Yodaboy170: people forget that GOOG dropped AH last earnings too then spiked 10% the next day lmfao
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: IBM ROCKET
25% drop probably priced in worse numbers
[+5] u/CLAMACID: like the market i cannot dump
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: 10y settling at 4.65, get fucked
This is a disaster. You guys are done moving the goalposts.
Time for a reality check.
[+5] u/Anxious_Benefit_6720: I have a PhD in losing money 😑
[+5] u/Moist-Guava-732: LOLOL at GOOGL option buyers
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Bers got smoked LMFAO
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: YouTube posted ad sales of $11.06 billion for the second quarter of 2026, up 12.6% year over year. The results exceeded Wall Street analysts expectations for ad revenue of $10.8 billion, per StreetAccount.
That doesn’t include YouTube’s billions of dollars in subscription revenue; in 2025, total YouTube revenue topped $60 billion, according to parent company Alphabet.
Overall, Alphabet, which is also the parent of Google, posted Q2 revenue of $119.8 billion (up 24%) and net income of $112.1 billion (up more than threefold), or $9.11 per share, smashing analyst estimates.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: googl lost -10% in a week to be up barely 1% on earnings, what a shit show
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: Google hiding their fiscal year capex lol. Must be astronomically high.
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Wtf googl 9.11?????
How is this not up 20%???
[+5] u/alone-in-the-chat: LOVE IT GOOGLE!!!, save my fkng ass
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: GOOG, get this market back to "extreme greed" pls
[+5] u/9tacos: Tessler off a cliff 🚗
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Valuations are INSANE right now omg
EPS beat that huge and barely movement 😭
[+5] u/dpatel211: I’m so high I can’t read earnings reports, only green
[+5] u/mmal55: Can’t tell if memory is having dead cat bounce or not
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: TSLA only down a little on that shitty profit number and energy storage miss is kinda amazing, though.
[+5] u/I-paint-sometimes: NOW GODS WE ARE ASCENDING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[+5] u/SteakEater137: So just to be clear, Google's insane earnings beat is from unrealized gains in Anthropic and SpaceX. You know, those companies that arent making a profit. And SpaceX has been dropping like a rock since that "unrealized gain" was recorded.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Wrong fucking way GOOGL. Please for the love of god go up.
[+5] u/Yodaboy170: anyone expecting Google, one of the largest companies in the world and at the forefront of AI development and cloud computing, to not raise capEx (or miss earnings) is a fucking idiot
[+5] u/OG_L0c: GOOG is up after hours because I panic sold the 2% drop earlier
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Google's EPS beat is due to $98 billion in unrealized gains on investments (i.e. Anthropic).
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Googl capex will be deadly 100% they are spending wayyyyy too much
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Really need Googl to be at $500
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: And the game of Capex musical chairs goes for another quarter. Yippy
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: NOW has a shrek cock on my screen
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: if Sundar even hint at reducing Capex, market will be blood red
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Wait, wtf, $now is mooning?
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Google gonna raise capex and send the stock to hell
[+5] u/BedRiddenWizard: Bought a single SPY put that expires next week. Y'all are welcome.
RIP
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU said sike we want uppies
[+5] u/cbusoh66: How the fuck do you make 30 cents in profit and still be priced at $370???
Oh sorry, I forgot about the millions of robotaxis and humanoid robots, my bad
[+5] u/Clackamas1: Semis should be rolling green from now on.
[+5] u/9tacos: SPCX + Tessler merger talks intensify now 🤣 🤡
[+5] u/Goldpeaches32: It’s honestly amazing how bears think. Stock goes down $0.45 and they get so cocky. Get pissed on
[+5] u/skeet_scoot: With these earnings GOOG is in value stock territory.
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: These green candles keep melting into red ones
[+5] u/e30jawn: You losing money on goog options right now was already priced in.
[+5] u/vermilli21: SAW THAT COMING, GOOGL FLAT TO FUCK EVERYONE
[+5] u/Ltheman00: hope TSLA is shorted to hell
and take PLTR with you just cause
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: If NOW and IBM end flat, total theta gangbang
[+5] u/Exotic_Pin_1713: Definitely 0 manipulation whatsoever
[+5] u/Emergency-Half-3122: I haven't seen an earnings sheet as purposefully confusing as Tesla's
[+5] u/v0xb0x_: TSLA should be down way more and GOOG should be up way more
[+5] u/suizman: Aaaand I call this play, the IV crush
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: GOOG ER better be entertaining
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: googl will so fking fly tmrw
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Maybe next quarter Tesla will go negative EPS.
[+5] u/jd192739: imagine where we would be if NOW didnt get hammered today lmao great earnings
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Looks like most of goog beat was their spacex shares.
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: i full ported googl wish me luck
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #I predicted Tesla would go bankrupt LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Biggest ER loser today?
SPCX -6.10%
[+5] u/loiloiloi6: why are they using an xbox 360 mic for the google earnings call
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: What are we, some kinda capex squad?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: When can we buy Chinese EV so Tesla can go back to 0
[+5] u/mangroovesz: HE SAID THE THING HE SAID THE THING
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: At least musk is getting fucked so that takes some of the pain away from this googl let down.
Wtf
[+5] u/PandAlex: Cloud backlog increased by 50 billi... They literally cant build enough data centers to decrease the backlog.
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: Ok Google now say something about memory
[+5] u/Clearsky_Beyond: Low capex=YOU DEAD
Normal capex=just normal
Too capex=punishment?
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: so i took the whole -10% down in 1 week of google so it ends up +0,05% ah.
[+5] u/BudweiserSucks: Well with this price action, how am I supposed to get to the moon in my 1996 Toyota Camry
[+5] u/BigPapa9921: PSA: Due to heavy investor interest, the markets will open at their usual time of 9:30 AM tomorrow.
[+5] u/Im-a-waffle: Everyone here obsessed with their lying ex
[+5] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Google staying flat to fuk up both calls and puts
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Cmon daddy Pichai! If googl doesn't pump today bro, I know for sure it's cause he's Indian and these fucking white whales are racist
[+22] u/i_empathetic: #CAPEX RAISE AND "SIGNIFICANT INCREASE" EXPECTED THROUGH 2027
[+19] u/trentcoolyak: Let me get this right...
Google's cloud margins:
Q3 25: 23%
Q4 25: 30%
Q1 26: 33%
Q2 26: 36%
In literally 1 year they completely closed the margin gap with AWS and the market STILL thinks investing in more datacenters is a bad idea and is dumping the stock hard
[+18] u/spellbreaker: **GOOGL:** $120B quarterly revenue, EPS over $9
**Market:** get that weak ass trash outta here
[+17] u/Solid-Mood9571: Went all in Google before earnings down 5% lol
[+16] u/Phantom400: Google waiting to rip tomorrow
[+15] u/OrdinaryCoconut746: Thanks google, I went from poor to more poor
[+14] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: https://preview.redd.it/73mvnf45fueh1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce3c8599ae015aacc7670cc0a5fcd0b621a3074f
[+14] u/cheweyy: All this talk about Allen Iverson
[+14] u/Flat-Focus7966: MU 1200 coming soon....
[+14] u/tripstermcgee808: Market response to goog earnings would be hilarious if it weren’t like 30% of my net worth
[+13] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: There’s no fucking way they built this city on rock n roll 🧐
[+13] u/Effective-Bell5574: GG Google call/put buyers theta banged🤣
[+13] u/mneymaker: CAPEX INCREASED FROM 180-190B TO 195-205B
NBISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNDKKKKKKKKKK PLEASEEEEE POOOOPPPPP
[+12] u/No-Cream1060: CapEx guidance here we go
[+12] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: Anat Ashkenazi? It can't get more jewish than that
[+12] u/drkgla: BREAKING: Company making 9th place AI model says they need to spend another hundred billion while competition can do better in a cave with a box of scraps.
[+12] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Sorry guys. I placed calls on GOOGL. My bad...
[+12] u/barelyreadsenglish: Tsla fair price is like $40.00
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: And now we transition into a KOSPI hating sub in 3...
2...
1...
[+11] u/silverfutes: Imagine perfectly pricing in an 83% revenue increase on a $4T company. These analysts are good.
[+11] u/go-to-the-gym: How many of y'all are watching the Google earnings and how many of y'all are waiting around for someone else to tell you what to think?
[+11] u/Polysorbate800: I JUST NEED MORE CAPEX
[+11] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Alphabet talking about their debt portfolio 💀
[+11] u/EarlyPattern6315: DO NOT REDEEM THE CODE!!!!!
[+10] u/liikenneaksioma: I have no idea what Capex means and I'm afraid to say it loud
[+10] u/enigma_x: Why the fuck is this guy repeating everything Sundar said in a lower pitched voice
[+10] u/myjumboloanapp: Company A
\- Cures cancer
\- Solves world hunger
\- Solves wealth inequality
\- Stops corruption
\- Solves housing crisis
\- Solves Racism
\- Exceeds all revenue and profit expectations
\- Ceo got caught pissing himself 10 yrs ago
Response on Wall street: -3% AH
[+10] u/RadishAdditional9117: Google absolutes best earnings but watch. Negative cash flow gonna be the major headline that will ultimately lead to the price drop.
[+10] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Capex to "increase significantly"
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: CAPEX UP THIS IS WHY YOU BUY THE SHOVELS
[+10] u/JayWhizz007: 7% capex increase from Google
[+10] u/yourgirl696969: Memory bears can eat my ass! Memory and semis gonna fly
[+10] u/Express_Dot_3997: my capex is throbbing in my hand rn
[+10] u/CompetitivePen7967: Google TRIPLED CAPEX. sundar just took a shit LIVE on the earnings call. BUY CALLS
[+10] u/gopoohgo: GOOG capex outlook up for 2027.
Semi bulls, we ride to Valhalla!
[+10] u/ez399017: Google is bullish on spending money, let’s go!
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: LMFAO MEMORY HATERS. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LOWER CAPEX NARRATIVE?
[+10] u/throwaway80818283: If Goog is dumping, others have no chance.
[+10] u/Ssjalexgd4: Rip mag7. It's all about that mem7 now.
[+10] u/Time_Independence355: hahaha Berkshire bagholding Googs lmao
[+10] u/wenchanger: congrats MU team, CAPEX going up
[+10] u/hermeskino715: Don't these old fucks at wall street know you have to spend money to make money? We need 1000% increase on Capex for sex robots 1 day
[+10] u/tropicalia84: Another tanker blown up in the straight
GOOGL down 5%
TSLA down 3%
Crude parabolic
SPY -0.05%
[+9] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: RIP my goog calls i guess.
[+9] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Does this CAPEX make my dick look bigger?
[+9] u/daviper87: # I’M NOT FUCKIN’ LEAVING
[+9] u/shaun678: wtf is CBO? Cock block officer?
[+9] u/Born_Instruction4927: Idk how people can be optimistic about Tesla, its clearly declining in all the departments omfg
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: These meetings should start with the CFO
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: Fool me once(Tesla), shame on you.
Fool me twice(SpaceX), shame on me.
[+9] u/Foreign_Ostrich: This market is harder to impress than my father
[+9] u/GullibleAd2447: THERE IT IS. CAPEX SPEND TO INCREASE SIGNIFICANTLY
[+9] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Well ain’t that sweet now Watch the fucking tranny Koreans blow it all in 3 hours
[+9] u/myjumboloanapp: SPY being held up and stabilized by boomer stocks and being dragged down by tech. Oh how the tables have turned.
[+9] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Yes keep talking about capex I’m close
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: You'll notice those memory FUD articles you were reading 4 days ago have disappeared
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: # OPEN THE KOREAN 🅱️ASINO ALREADY
[+9] u/NerdSlamPo: Wow I’m pretty screwed with GOOG
[+9] u/BiggieMoe01: welp. Looks like micron’s headed to another ATH.
[+9] u/Abe2025: Google beat earnings, beat guidance, best expectations, beat your mom but hey, lets tank it any way
[+9] u/DipSniper69: close the Strait of Google
[+9] u/jraiv420: Thank you Google for your Capex sacrifice SOXL and DRAM bols thank you 🫡
[+8] u/OldWonder5865: Google hoping people fall asleep and miss when they say the capex number later in the call
[+8] u/lkh9596: This could have been an email
[+8] u/Concept-Plastic: They gonna use the 82% cloud increase number to justify higher capex for sure
[+8] u/cooperfrost: I assume GOOG not pumping solely because this shit is so boring.
[+8] u/enigmas59: I'm not mad Google, just disappointed.
[+8] u/tenfthigher: Google’s entire C-suite has quietly been replaced by AI
[+8] u/StandardAndPoor500: I’m here to fear monger and make you doubt your positions 👹👹
[+8] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: At this relate I’m gonna need NOK to go up 50% instead of 5%
[+8] u/No-Bluebird-7326: announce sex 2 or something google
[+8] u/Gullible_Ad3785: GOOG has to die so semis can live.
[+8] u/YogurtclosetThen9858: MU MUOON tomorrow. Please.
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: This is all I needed to hear. Capex will grow. My 360c are fucked but my memory stonks will go up
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: SEMI BERS REALLY THOUGHT CAPEX SPENDING WAS GONNA TANK WHEN EVERY COMPANY SAYS THEY’RE SUPPLY CONSTRAINED AND SPENDING MORE 🫵😂
[+8] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: As expected Google crashing due to massive capex
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory bull 🐂 we ride back to ATH and beyond after SNDK earnings
[+8] u/wildcat1055: So basically should have bought SOXL calls instead of GOOG calls.
[+8] u/Boomer_here: anyone remember in the late 1800s when the railroads over built and everything crashed leading to a depression?
[+8] u/CompetitivePen7967: goog just QUADRUPLED CAPEX live on the call! be careful memory bears!
[+8] u/StandardAndPoor500: People gonna load up puts on Tesla and then it’s gonna move $30-$40 up because it doesn’t make sense that’s why
[+8] u/SullyWSMFP: Hahaha my gambling account will be fucked at open tomorrow
[+8] u/silence2087: Elon cutting out some FAT lines of K on a mirror before cracking his knuckles on some X schizoid posting
[+8] u/FireInTheRing: GOOGL beat eps by $7 and it went down 4%
Yeah ok
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: GOOG, You were the chosen one! It was said that you would raise the market, not tank them! Bring balance to the AI industry, not leave it in deep red!
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Sometimes the best move you can make is not to make one. You’re welcome.
[+8] u/IamtryigOKAY: This is some bullshit to be honest
[+8] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Feel sorry for the lads that are going to be refreshing GOOG price all night 😔
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: Google capex lmaooo. Semi bers are cooked
[+8] u/What_the_frick_bro: Sell the news, buy the dip, inverse the thing, follow the Orange on X, pray for Hormuz strait reopening, fear for an AI bubble.
Life was so much simpler three years ago
[+8] u/Plus-Ice-2226: Please stop talking you’re making it worse seriously, let me just cash out the 10 dollars I have left to at least have Wendy’s one last time before ice cubes for breakfast
[+8] u/C0up7: GOOGL stock falls because revenue didn’t increase by 1900%
[+8] u/Worldly-World9732: Begin the memory pump
[+8] u/plumpypenguin: bagrosoft to $300 when they also announce capex increase
[+7] u/Routine-Shoulder5785: shitt, double capex, does that mean dram calls by open tomorrow??
[+7] u/zuziannka: I am in a very American time of my life I might get fat and homeless
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine shorting AI at the bottom. FOMO back in or live with regret. Choice is yours
[+7] u/hioman01: These AH earnings movements are flatter than Zendaya
[+7] u/DaddyDoLittle: Every day is gayer than the last
[+7] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Where's that TSLA 900 getting acquired by SpaceX this year retard? SHOW YOURSELF.
[+7] u/roadtripsarefun: …but, but, EvErYtHiNgS CoMpUteR¿
[+7] u/Iron-condor-6050: Confirmed, next three months will be bloody as fck. Goog earnings up 294% YOY, but the market was trying to dump on it. Best it can do after impressive earnings is…flat.
[+7] u/Whole_Tea_4383: lamile yamal must be so happy to be listening to the earning call right now
[+7] u/hioman01: Options are dead. Better trade shares with 100x leverage like Koreans
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Why does everyone sound like AI
[+7] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Googles edging hard af rn
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: > A record 9 million Americans have defaulted on student loans
[+7] u/MarginCalledMom: Why MU no go to moon capex big
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: MORE CAPEX BABYYYYYY
[+7] u/tranceout: Given the bearish sentiment in WSB, you bet I’m swinging calls
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: It's definitely crack smokin weather outside
[+7] u/guccioli: Next earnings: “we created AGI”
\-6.9%
While semis moon
[+7] u/Pretend_Total5864: Going to need to end the war and claim free gasoline for a month in order to prevent this bloodbath tomorrow
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: RIP my port man I fucking hate myself
[+7] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Can they have a redo on the earnings call?
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: I was really planning to buy GOOG, then I reminded myself to always do the opposite of what I think
I'm glad I listened to the opposing me for once
[+7] u/kimchi-fire: Day 21 of making wrong decisions
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Gonna transfer a chunk of my GOOGL shares into LEAPs tomorrow. This new price level is so absurd, it's an opportunity
[+7] u/Diguojigood: MU over 1000 by open
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Houthis just attacked a saudi Arabian oil tanker
[+7] u/st0j3: Google is absolutely printing money. Their capex, like MSFT and AMZN, is going toward capacity that all three companies are saying they sell as fast as they can supply it. Not sure how that is possibly bad.
[+7] u/curr38: I dumped 10k into GOOG before earnings. Fuck me
[+7] u/anjuna-freak: Never thought i’d be a google bagholder but here i am
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: Fuck YOU GOOG, Bing was a better porn search engine anyways.
[+7] u/chinga_tu_barra: i don’t get how capex can tank the stock while they continue to post insane top line results that still far exceed hilariously high capex.
[+7] u/ClaimsForFame: My brother in Christ 😭
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Cyber truck, LMFAO! 7,000 CTs registered this year in the US, almost all to 🍈-owned companies. Fucking joke of a company.
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Gotta wait for the TSLA call for the real moves. We need to see how the market reacts to Elon's lies.
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Lol GOOG cash flow went negative. Awesome quarter, we've set more money on fire than we made.
[+6] u/Wapmen: GOOG is dumping, memory is fading now.. did they mention CAPEX or what?
[+6] u/razor164: The way the chat is moving you'd think GOOG is at 200 a share
[+6] u/GneissFrog: i've seen all the proof that I need, i am now a flat earther residing in the islamic republic of japan
[+6] u/rcarmas: TSLA will always be shit. Holding that 💩 for 5+ years and nothing to show for it!
[+6] u/FartPolluter: GOOG have negative fcf and they are projected to double their capex next year. At some point, you gotta just accept it's a bit retarded tbqh
[+6] u/nknk_3: So Google's eps without the gains from investments is around 2.85
[+6] u/Vstromhelppls: i am at a very indian and redeeming time of my life currently
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: I kind of feel bad for all them Koreans, who got liquidated like a fly wrapped up in a spider web.
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Google eps beat by 4x and it dumps.
[+6] u/Diguojigood: why is my soxl not pumping? he only mentioned AI a billion times
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Should we go all in on NOW?
[+6] u/Impossible-Ask2489: AI this AI that just tell me calls or poots
[+6] u/DaddyDoLittle: If you had a bad day just think that Elon lost 13.5 billy today
[+6] u/StandardAndPoor500: Tesla gonna dump to $360 tomorrow but whether it bounces to $400 or drops to $330 is just a gamble
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I’ve been in a coma since noon today….
LOL what happened to SPCX?!
[+6] u/Born_Instruction4927: Elon will come and pump the shit out of the tesla stock
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Lube up bols. It’s time to be cracked when you all prancing around double cheeked up on a Wednesday afternoon
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $GOOG search dying is maximally bullish for AI
[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: If people ever stopped watching cat videos, GOOGL would be cooked.
[+6] u/JealousArmadillo7116: "Actual" EPS around $2.85 so a miss? Can anyone confirm?
[+6] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: nah he said headwind, -10%
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Cancelling my YT premium today, fuck you goog.
[+6] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: HAHAHAHAHAHA SHIIIIIIT MASSIVE
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: oh shit google must have said the capex word
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Let’s go Google keep pumping my memory bags
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: what if we raised capex some more
[+6] u/bootsupondesk: I sold Meta at $684. Thank god!
[+6] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: tomorrow i ll close my msft position for a loss, i dont care about earnings, they're gonna increse capex anyway and dump back to 350 or less
[+6] u/Diguojigood: someone wake up the koreans please, we are back to business
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: I don’t know why any of you are surprised, AI Capex is forecasted to reach 5 Trillion by 2030. Why would you think they’re going to slow down this early?
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # GOOGL RED AF
# TSLA RED AF
# SPY GREEN AF
# IMAGINE NOT JUST BUYING SPY CALLS
[+6] u/0201037464793921170: Semis back to slap all the nasty comments from last week! 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
[+6] u/ziggyho: Goog will be green by morning. Can’t let the ai trade die in the third inning. This is coming from from a war time ceo. I’m pounding the table
[+6] u/EnginrA: Told you bros Google would drill
[+6] u/Bazzer82: Gonna say that this is the bottom now for GOOG. Won't buy though. I will just get angry with myself later for not buying when I called it.
[+6] u/HayflickLimiter: Lol people rotating outta GOOG into memory and semis
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Good morning Korea. Your time to shine.
[+6] u/nadoterisback: googl delist by tomorrow morn
[+6] u/wattap: semis/memory bulls can sleep well tonight regardless of futes/kospi price action
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Flight just landed. Let me check and see how much higher my GOOG calls will be worth at open
[+6] u/Purple_Bearkat: Goog down to levels not seen since… 3.5 weeks ago.
[+6] u/bzl33: hedge funds and algos catching up to $goog using unrealized gains to make their earnings look better. they're now fcf negative and going to burn hundreds of B on capex.
[+6] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: time to load up on google
[+6] u/bkro28992: Say it with me: “Capex today equals money tomorrow”
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Jesus Christ, Elon sounds worse than most carnival carnies. Doesn't even believes his own lies anymore.
[+6] u/SmoothObligation2046: So goog died so MU SNDK AVGO can fuck?
[+6] u/jraiv420: Elon is larping as if Capex increase gonna save Tesler 😂
[+6] u/MathematicianVivid1: Well I’m going to go cry now.
[+6] u/spreadbetfred: Tesla could genuinely collapse from here.
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: I got triple DP'd by GOOG, TSLA and SPCX. Gonna visit Taylor farm and each raw veggies and let the good lord take me.
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: Sell everything. It has begun….
[+5] u/No-Bluebird-7326: yo sundar time to announce AI google cyberlatinabaddies to pump this
[+5] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Listing to GOOG earning be like AI AI AI aI ai Ai aI aIai ia ia ia ia
[+5] u/MoneyBadger14: RIP my gambling account. Now I have to go back to being an “investor”
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: GOOG can't stop on capex or it blows up its Other Income bags it is trying to offload to retail.
[+5] u/StrawberryChae: My fucking Gemini keeps activating bruh im just trying to watch earnings
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Thank god I get another check tomorrow so I can blow half that on some lottos too
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: He mentioned shorts? Dump it.
[+5] u/MundaneExtension3195: 3 hrs and we back to Korea!
[+5] u/haze_from_deadlock: Goog on sale right now for any Gen Z who wants to buy in at a discount
[+5] u/jinxy0320: Google indicated they’re 2x capex and it tanks 5%, but none of the capex-benefitting tickets move at all? Pussy ass investors
[+5] u/StophJS: Google just flat is pretty wild
[+5] u/Kitchen_Glove_1629: Did goog report earnings ? LOOKS LIKE IT
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Sundar snoozefest special
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Sold my GOOG calls at breakeven, aped into 757 calls for some reason 🤡
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: member when you could make 10x on purple mattress calls?
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: who tf mentions the increase in capex?
[+5] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: your calls aren't "well done". They're "congratulations". holy hell, I hope you hedged with puts
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[+5] u/visionarymind: How tf is GOOGL🅰️ℹ️ not already $400 after that report⁉️
I’m so tired of market manipulation, FUK
[+5] u/PorscheOwner1738: Weak personal electronic numbers for TXN will be supplemented by back to school shopping for the TI-84 Plus Silver
[+5] u/roadtripsarefun: IBM knows what’s up…
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: The rare Fred Durst market
*Everything is* ***fucked***
*and everybody* ***sucks***
[+5] u/POWRAXE: The blank checks for memory companies will continue, and simultaneously the cost of memory will go up.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: 500billion backlog in cloud is bullish for memory spending
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: googl doing the fent bend
[+5] u/BatMore6724: Memory going up or no
[+5] u/BudLightLymeDisease: GOOG spent all the free cash flow on Claude tokens to ask it why their AI sucks taint
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Of course MSFT is getting fukt
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: google holders might as well switch to IBM
LMAO
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Micron only up 2% after all that yapping about capex? Lmfao
[+5] u/StandardAndPoor500: Welp algos have now officially switched to sell every rip
[+5] u/NotMe357: SNDK/MU doesn't trust Koreans tonight....LOL
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Buying more GOOG under $300. This is really some bullshit, but expected.
[+5] u/kingRegard7: I feel like the trap will be buying google calls in am
[+5] u/nknk_3: People saying Google made 119 billions in profit need to start learning about Income Statement
[+5] u/Beercules1993: Increase capex? Right to red. Right away.
Decrease capex? Believe it or not, red
Market just wants to dump. Decreasing capex would signal to market that demand is dying and it would dump because of that. Like wtf do people want
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Im not buying bag 7. If you buy here GOOD LUCK
[+5] u/efstratiou: soon the GOOG chart is going to become a secret scannable barcode
[+5] u/Bazzer82: Chief, just say zero Ai CAPEX next year and rocket the stock through the stratosphere. Easy.
[+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: remember that one random day during the month, googl will soar 20% for no reason just to fuck you up.
[+5] u/lndnmdn: goog calls and QQQ puts further dated. not sure how I don't lose tomorrow
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Slightly concerning a lot of people don’t seem to know what equity gains are…
[+5] u/Routine-Shoulder5785: did google increase capex? what are outlook for semis now?
[+5] u/Hawxe: this guys buck teeth piss me off
[+5] u/Oyster_Poorpetual: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME CAPEX
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: I need to hold back myself from full porting into Google LEAPs....
[+5] u/potatorunner: CAPEX UP TO $205B. MEMORY BULLS ASSEMBLE
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: I’VE SEEN ENOUGH, ANOTHER $100 BILLION TO MU
\- GOOG, probably
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Tesler insane miss lmao who could’ve seen it
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: NOW stop dumping you piece of shit
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Mag7 go down but chips go up ⬆️
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Fuck it going back all in into SNDK
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Rogue AI has taken over my brokerage. I didn’t make that order!
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: mag7 is so dogshit lmao
[+5] u/StandardAndPoor500: Tbh I thought Texas Instruments only sold calculators
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Yep, safe to say I don’t like the new Berkshire guy. Let Buffett die in his position and remove his brain upon death to keep trading stocks.
[+5] u/gigilero: now i'm holding goog bags, great.
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Eat pussy be healthy
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Not saying this because I think it’s right or logical, but spy still going over 750 tomorrow
[+5] u/Impossible-Ask2489: It would be funny if MU see Goog have so much money they start raising price lol
[+5] u/ResultAfraid8340: bahaha my .32 put is now 3.00!!!!
[+5] u/StandardAndPoor500: Good earnings = bad
Bad earnings = really bad
[+5] u/Strange-Land9534: I'll get back to googl when everything calms down. The current valuation seems too low.
[+5] u/carrollart: Yikes. IBM goin to 150
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Hey everybody this guy bought Google weeklies 🫵😂
[+5] u/Big_Instruction9922: Elon sounds like a fucking idiot.
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Bro, you haven't solved driving. You're not going to figure out sentient robots first.
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: This place has really fallen off I used to say GameStop and get at least 10 downvotes what happened to u stupid bitches
[+5] u/nycserendipity: Googl 44.92B capex, expected: 44.15b
[+5] u/visionarymind: I think NFLX📼should shift to adult content
& I think TSLA🔋 should spinoff a sexbot cumpenny
These would be moar profitable than 🅰️ℹ️ imo
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: GOOG Negative FCF 5.9B
I'm sure that'll pay out someday like Meta's fuckverse did lmfao
[+5] u/not_a_cumguzzler: he literally said the word "bullish"
[+5] u/hioman01: GOOG YTD is now 0% with this generational bull run
[+5] u/SpaceXBear: Houthis attacking ships in Red Sea!!!!!!
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Can't celebrate yet as a memory bol, Korea about to wake up soon
[+5] u/visionarymind: I’m going to turn my back on Brother Pichai if GOOGL doesn’t flip to 🩸🦠 overnight
[+5] u/ostlert: Just bought 100 shares of MU. Koreans better pump this up
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Why doesn't google just simply ask Gemini how to make more money?
[+5] u/bluen: In your head, in your head, they are fighting
With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns
In your head, in your head, they are crying
[+5] u/CanadianAbroad7: Exceptionally good. They are making an unbelievable amount of money, posted a massive EPS estimate beat and reiterated their full year capex guidance. Great news all around
[+5] u/Long_Growth9961: How is a double beats that insane already priced in????
[+5] u/JReapercussionz: my plays for tomorrow all bought before close instead of a shit post...
QQQ Lottery Tickets
CRDO calls
Kohls
MU Calls
I will be broke by this time next week. Thanks for your time
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: A horse breathed on me once.
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: I just called Korea, they said now is a good time to buy!
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Qs look ready to cliff dive
[+5] u/OrangeManBibi: BRK FOMO GOOG at $350. LOL
[+5] u/visionarymind: GOOGL needs to announce a new CEO, this loser needs to go
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Dude why the MSFT AH dump?
[+5] u/hioman01: IBM down 30% because of this earnings lmao
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: GOOGL and TSLA racing to the bottom lol.
[+5] u/desilent: so GOOGL pumping tomorrow?
Edit: wait im slow its fucking pumping now jesus christ
[+5] u/Cpryus: so we happi now or no?
[+23] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I really miss my mom
[+18] u/zjz: If you are unaware there's a live chat that requires no refreshing and lets you use pepe emojis again. Click the gold chat button. It's the same thing as using the comment section just a little more convenient. Your messages create comments.
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[+15] u/mikeytho1: Redditors:
Make jokes about how Google will beat earnings but dump anyway
Buy calls anyway
Get mad their initial prediction was right 🤣
[+12] u/Background-Nothing71: If I never found this sub I’d be richer and get more pussy.
[+12] u/clubdirthill: Did Elon eat the diarrhea lettuce? Why do they keep saying he is sick?
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: IN CONCLUSION SHAREHOLDERS ARE EVEN MORE REGARDED THAN HIM
[+11] u/CalRippedken: Googles got no business being down 5%
[+11] u/dumbfemboiwhor: You all called me retarded on my -4% banbet on Google. Who's laughing now
[+11] u/777_heavy: The market lately doesn’t like capex spending.
Google definitely was going to show an increase in capex spending.
I bought GOOGL calls anyway.
🤡
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: It fucks me up that fat people got normal sized skeletons hiding in there
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: Are these CEOs dumb, why are they burning billions on some chatbots so some students can write essays a bit quicker
[+10] u/Boheed: Elon starts talking
Tech starts dumping
[+10] u/pinghing: Cmon elon just because margins decreased doesn't mean you should downgrade the earnings microphone too
[+10] u/kazkeb: Future headline: Thousands of South Koreans defect to North Korea in search of better lives
[+10] u/RoxannezAMD: Why is there two googles anyway
[+10] u/GainzandPumpz: Oil baby ❤️ 🚀
We now have 2 straits in turmoil. Have you said thank you even once 😂
[+10] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-07-21/trump-s-corporate-pardon-power-echoes-a-17th-century-english-king
>Trump Extends Pardons to Companies, Echoing a 17th Century King
Unprecedented move to pardon companies instead of just people. Huge implications for massive public companies.
With the right favor (bribe?) any company could escape regulation or financial penalties. 😂
[+9] u/cs-fi: Goog dip will be bought up. Cloud demand justifies capex spend thus is just an emotional reaction
[+9] u/Boheed: Elon ♥️ Ketamine
Forever
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: No one would be surprised if goog recovered and gapped up 5% at market open
[+9] u/3ebfan: Bag7 rotation into chips will continue
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: You mean ruining your free cash flow, an equity offering and bond sale for this endless money pit with no ROI isn’t seen as bullish anymore??
Shocked I tell you
[+9] u/Czyzzle: I just called a locksmith and paid $300 to open my car and make a key because my key fob wouldn't open it. Turns out it wasn't my car just same color and model. At least now I have a sunroof.
[+8] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Excuse me why is evyryone dumping
[+8] u/tossaway1040: Did anyone else get burned past couple days
[+8] u/kumako10: i need a circuit breaker tomorrow to recover everything i lost today
[+8] u/Elidan123: So fucking tired of semi sucking the juice of of everything
[+7] u/juliakeiroz: i miss sleepy Joe like you wouldn't believe
[+7] u/RightLaw366: I shoulda just full ported the nbis dip and deleted my brokerage app
[+7] u/SecretlyARaven: TSLA go all the way to hell
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Going live on Chaturbate soon
If you bros want to help out with some tokens
[+7] u/machinepeen: Google tanked Amazon smh
[+7] u/Nut_Negative: GOOG the only company properly executing during the AI craze, but stonk so boring
[+7] u/tocinoman: Kospi will buy the dip
[+7] u/heikici: Thanks Google and Tesla for shitting the bed
[+7] u/procastinatosaurus: I have a GOOGL 400$ call expiring next week. It is now at a cool 2000$ loss
[+7] u/znightmaree: Google earnings retardedly bullish for semis and memory
Love to see it
[+7] u/_Netgirth: If goog dumps don’t feel good about its retarded brother MSFT next week
[+7] u/caaknh: Does Elon usually mumble this much? Sounds like he's wearing a horse feedbag.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: What's up MU & SNDK gang 🕴, who's excited for tomorrow after Google increased their capex?
[+7] u/Samjabr: get out while you can!!!
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Saudi tanker in flames, WTI opens negative soon
[+6] u/akunisg: wait why googl increase CAPEX but NVDA is down?
"POP"
[+6] u/socrates4eva: My TSLA puts might print tomorrow! 🤞
[+6] u/AllTimeTy: Google earnings reported cure for cancer, stock drops 43%.
[+6] u/RougarouGumbo: NOW going back to where it was BEFORE
[+6] u/Single_Guarantee9545: MY GOOGLE CALLS ARE GOING TO $0 FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/donefukupped: Its like a never ending trap, increase CAPEX you're fk'd. decrease CAPEX, AI bubbles pop, and you're fk'd.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: Gentlemen, it has been a privilege riding this bull run with you.
[+6] u/SooperShak: Google guided $190Bn to $205Bn
They expect F27 even higher.
This is incredibly bullish for anything and everything AI.
[+6] u/Right-Departure-8881: Buy Goog dip. Seems like the play here am I missing something
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: “Scared money don’t make money.” Sindar Pichai
[+6] u/IBUYVOTES: More Google if dip holds through open. Report was exceptional.
[+6] u/BruceMee: Shorted NVDA at 9:35 Pacific($214.22), then watched it wiggle within 90 cents for the whole goddamn day. Then suddenly an hour after the bell, on no news, it drops 4 bucks. Fucking bullshit.
[+6] u/akunisg: For those of you who don't understand, google is that friend who claims to have made bank but is always short on cash and borrowing from you for dinner everyday because he literally got no cash
Would you like a guy like that?
[+6] u/Mean_Category_8933: Google has one of the biggest beats I’ve ever seen and stock tanks 5%!?!?
Are we in upside down world wtf?
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Somali pirates enter chat: Look at me, I’m the captain now.
[+6] u/Rock_or_Rol: Can someone ask Elon how many alt right shit posting tweets he’s done this last quarter?
[+6] u/Frampton: So the Houthis hit two saudi tankers in the red sea. Mango better remember how to taco fast
[+6] u/Rosebunse: My town is going to do a mass cremation for the unclaimed dead at the coronor's office. It's weird seeing so many names, especially so many immigrants. I mean, imagine living your whole life and then ending up in what's basically an unmarked grave so far from home. Really makes you think.
[+6] u/TeslaLeafBlower: TSLA performing worse than my 0.02% regular bank savings account
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Houthis attacked so calls it is
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Google is a great example of why options trading sucks ass now
[+6] u/Technical_Two_99: How the fuck is Google down after a great quarter.
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: Elmo always babbles on this calls, but this time he is barely awake. No-on noone ca an und er stand wha tt you I mean are are say saying what you are saying
[+6] u/catfromgarfield: uh oh caller is asking why robotaxi scaling is so slow
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: GOOGL: We don’t have the infrastructure built yet but we’re also negative cash flow and using debt left and right
IBM: dozens of deals that were announced didn’t materialize and we missed numbers on data center server racks (they’re not ordering server racks for these supposed data centers)
Draw some lines between those dots
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: GOOGL beat earnings by that much and still dumps means only one thing. They aren’t satisfied until an AI sex robot is created.
[+6] u/Rough-Prior-76: im in denial! I keep telling myself Google ripping tomorrow! But deep down, I know I lost money
[+5] u/Ante_social_music: Hope this crashes BTC down to 50k
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: If i held my positions today I would have maybe not "fuck you" money but perhaps "excuse you" money
[+5] u/silverbulls8: Oil back to $100 in short order. Calls.
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Loss porn finna hit tomo
[+5] u/Right-Departure-8881: No idea but seems like a buy
[+5] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: Buffett was bamboozled by Sundar.
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Oh god what have I done
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Sundar is this season’s Hock Tan
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Yo wtf. First time here.
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: I think every investor of TSLA is an idiot who doesnt know how to read balance sheets, pe Ratios for valuations, general lies told to their face, nor timekeeping of promises that never came true.
The market will show you in due time. Tick tock. Its going WAYYYY lower
Mwahahahahaah
[+5] u/tptpp: wtf is happening with mu
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: I love how the memory bulls are celebrating. Just wait until market opens tomorrow. Everyones fuked.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Maybe that’s the disconnect between the first term and his second
If you traded his first term, you know deals were announced for headlines and buildings sat empty and contracts were ultimately cancelled
But a lot of you sure think it’s all real
[+5] u/Yeetman603: Is it too late to get the liquid shit virus? I need some pain and suffering to help ease my mental pain from the markets
[+5] u/slc97: Did Google say the n word or something? The fuck?
[+5] u/hylian_prince: I thought their military and navy was completely decimated multiple times over according to 🥭
[+5] u/xeuropa: GOOG flatter than my ass😒
[+5] u/StandardDot5115: Google went from razors edge tech stock to bitch ass boomer shit in half my lifetime
incredible
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: GOOGL Q3 earnings: Cloud up 130%, earnings grow 50%. Def a sell.
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: Google capex increases an enormous amount = 1% gain for MU. how regarded are these traders?
[+5] u/dreggers: whats the point of earnings calls at this point? market just moves on vibes and narratives
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Goog reversing hard at tomorrow’s open.
[+5] u/BlackedBegz: Google is going to FUCK!
[+5] u/firstandlast0202: RIP bulls celebrating way too early
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: * TXN Red
* Google Red
* Tesla Red
* Service Now Red
* IBM ?
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Grabbed some google shares at 339 ty algo
[+27] u/peterpeer9: I'm officially retired today!! Turned in my computer and badge and everything. After working for 35 years, I finally saved up a sizable nest egg of $4,000, which is growing by itself over $13 every month, helping to offset expenses. At my current 115% withdrawal rate, I should have enough money to last until next Tuesday.
God, it feels good to be free from the rat race!
[+23] u/looool_k_libtard: The cool part about finally getting a decent job/salary is the cost of everything has gone up 5x so you’re still just basically poor
[+15] u/ninjobreadman: IM OFFICIALLY A GOOGLE BAGHOLDER NOW FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE
[+12] u/FrostySoftPressure: If only 🥭 wasn’t a regard with this war, we’d be pumping so hard
[+11] u/Funny-Food2361: TRUMP STOP THE FUCKING WAR ALREADY
[+11] u/ckami_91: Oil mooning
LMAOOO
[+11] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Houthis confirmed firing on 2 Saudi tankers in the Red Sea. Guess they weren't joking.
[+11] u/hftrobo9285: Why is this market so extremely gey?
[+10] u/kim82352: > Iran has rejected the proposal by the mediators & the US for a temporary ceasefire according to reports.
[+10] u/kryptonyk: Bulls becoming steers 😭 🐂
[+10] u/BearlyBearishBear: TSLA died the day Elon did his "roman salute"
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: Going to sleep now, if Kospi doesn’t pump tomorrow I’ll never buy rice again
[+9] u/nasdaqslut: Not a bad price to get in for Googl. Their ai Waymo’s are gonna take over the world
[+9] u/disishowedoit: Dram going from up 2.75% to negatives soon probably.
I’m bagholding RAM btw
[+9] u/Stilnovisti: People who full ported spcx out of greed near the top must be a little nervous.
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: I heard google Capex went UP?? Why did nothing go up
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: I don’t even need to look to say: fuck the paperhanded retards in Korea
[+8] u/LopsidedAssistance90: Screw it, calling it now. Shrek is refilling his Cialis prescription tonight and will be hard and ready at open tomorrow.
[+8] u/wyattgwyon: Elon definitely playing 5d chess, drilling tsla into hell so spcx can buy it for pennies
[+8] u/YoDooley: Korea foaming at the mouth right now ready to fuck us up
[+8] u/jdfan51: Everyone sells memory and semi Stonks thinking spending would slow down. Google announces massive increase. Dram up 0.8%, soxl down 0.5%, avgo down 0.16%
[+8] u/FuckinNewGuy_: Can we have 1 fuckin day without all this middle east drama
[+8] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: **Yemen’s Houthis claim they attacked Saudi oil tankers in the Red Sea**
**WELCOME 10 dollar Per gallon!!!**
[+8] u/Wildskullz: If you’re having a bad day just remember that a month ago, people were buying SPCX at a $3.5 trillion market cap
[+8] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Google is spending more money. Google investors are tired of that.
KOSPI mooning tomorrow.
[+8] u/No-Passage2436: Tbh afterhours prices don’t mean jack
[+8] u/sabatiel180: Look on the bright side. Atleast you didn't buy SPCX above $200. 😊👍🏾
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: Barber messed my haircut :(
[+7] u/Pazzaaaaaa: LOL ELON LOST 50 BILLION TODAY, WHAT A LOSER (I just defaulted on my 50$ credit card payment)
[+7] u/Petroszusz: We drillin cause we need oil
[+7] u/TheYearGuesser: They say war is bad but when the fuck has America not been at war?
[+7] u/Far_Feature2702: I have done all the technical ~~astrology~~ analysis there is and I’ve come to the conclusion that GOOG is going to pop tomorrow.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: It's a good thing Oil isn't used for anything important
[+7] u/Ok_Battle5814: Google posts record earnings and quadruples profit due to AI investments and investors are like “ idk if these AI investments are gonna payoff DERRRRRRRR”!! Increased capex is totally justified.
[+7] u/Annabellpeaksxx: Wtf googl… crazy earnings beat, raise guidance, and boom, shares down AH.
[+7] u/Bravadette: Someone had to have known the Houthis would get involved right?... Right???
[+7] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: everything is bleeding, everything is fakt
[+7] u/stupidber: From this point forward, anytime a ber buys a poot I will destroy ONE BRIDGE in the capital city of Canterlot
[+7] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Where’s the regard that told me there’s no way Google raises capex
[+7] u/DTEast: Nvm everyone here is bearish so I’m good
[+7] u/Rickyskeets69: how many of y'all went in because of Warren?
[+6] u/CryanRohen: Google pretty safe for the next million years then
[+6] u/Coffeewin: I have a little over $450k in GOOGL June 2027 calls, can someone give me some copium 🥹
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: GOOG diluting and increasing CapEx so I guess they’ll dilute again in 6 months because how tf would they pay MU memory price increases
[+6] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: **Hormuz and red sea is Now closed.. means 35% of oil supply is cut off.. life is about to be expensiv….**
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: SPCX going to wipe out a lot of tards soon
[+6] u/kryptonyk: What do you call a bol with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/stonksf: Warren buffet is BAGHOLDING GOOGL LMAO
[+6] u/kemar7856: Are we buying this Google dip or naw
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: Calls are the right move, actually.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: The Kospians gonna remake the movie The Core.
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bruh, where tf you live, Somalia?
[+5] u/Due_Fennel_8965: Oh man, if the market takes a dump, GOOG could be under 300.
[+5] u/DTEast: Oh my calls are so fcked
[+5] u/Franky1324: Brent at 98 tomorrow
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: why shouldn't i buy GOOG lower than warren b 🤷
[+5] u/WantonCateran: My only mistake was not buying more +40% smcx
[+5] u/recordthemusic: If Iran blows up all data centres doesn’t that just mean MU will need sell more memory to replace it? Checkmate bears
[+5] u/sinag19: Man I should have bought DRAM lol
[+5] u/Dwarfguy: Goog should recover, all I see are people salivating about buying the dip
[+5] u/jdfan51: Weak ass pump on dram
[+5] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Fed won’t have to hike rates. Bond market is doing it for them.
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: I sucked a few dicks and then concluded I wasnt gay
[+5] u/Mango-Bob: One more to make sure?
[+5] u/babar_the_elephant_: Inverse reddit yet again
[+5] u/Weaves50: Whenever Elon talks about this stupid robot we tank
[+5] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: I'd be surprised if GOOGL doesn't finish the year above 400 honestly
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Thankful for PM. Good dividends, grows on solid earnings like today, and no one is trying to pump and dump it
[+5] u/TacoInABag: Is $NOW a good time to come out of the closet?
[+5] u/IncomingAxofKindness: The real insider trading.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Someone smarter than me explain why Google is dumping after beating earnings by 3x
[+5] u/thekid0119: Elon currently ending my families bloodline
[+10] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: Everyone get ready to fill out your MU apology forms!!!!!!!!
[+9] u/Main_Ad3943: I actually think trading options is maybe one of the worst conscious decisions I have ever made
[+9] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Op op op op op open ghangam style 🐎
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Koreans buying googre
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Tesla negative cash flow of -1.1 billion
Google negative cash flow of -5.9 billion for q2 2026
But bullish on both
[+8] u/Weekly_One8412: Who bought GOOG before it nosedived into close?
[+7] u/nordik1: BACK TO BEING RICH MEMORY BROS
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: SPCX should just be unlisted already..🤣🤣🤣
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I just need to make 200k back and I promise I’ll retire from revenge trading
[+7] u/hallett21: wtf is 🥭 doing. Pump this shit already.
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: zjz can create a gd chat window with emojis yet reddit engineers cant
[+6] u/ayopapiz: Trying to fix my life but im reckless as hell
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Never trust a 500 percent leveraged Korean pump
[+6] u/Travis--Beckmen: Im a certified panty sniffer. AMA
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: FYI the Korean stock exchange is located on a street called Wong Way
[+6] u/Squidysquid27: Do you remember the war for 700
I do
[+6] u/patricktu1258: Koreans, no matter how you massacred my boy, I still believe in you. Let’s fucking go.
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: how the fuck did we dip this much wtf
[+6] u/oregano_believer69: Calm down guys, remember the sndk earnings? Went red ah and then burst out when open
[+6] u/hallett21: 🥭 gonna pump tonight. We put boots on the ground Sunday.
[+5] u/BTDubbzzz: I officially don’t understand the market. GOOG seems like an absolutely insane beat and it’s down
[+5] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: This bish is AI generated
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: jess fuck who is regarded enough to be driving a fukein ugly ass TSLA ev? shitt is just a microwave on wheels LMSOOOOOOAAA
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Hey guys, went to the gym and haven't had a chance to check on google's earnings report. How is my 360 7/24 call looking? I have a really good feeling it's going to print!
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: You will own nothing and be clinically depressed.
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: *[ Removed by Bari Weiss ]*
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: It really feels like everyone is levered everywhere. These moves are hella funky. Like nobody has anymore money lmao
[+5] u/Wolf_Faust_: House wins , tesla down
[+5] u/kvndoom: Holding it the past month has taken years off my life.
[+5] u/vinssent1: Google flat by morning
[+5] u/killcon84: This sub is just so called bols and bers switching sides based on what trade they‘re in
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Algos can’t decide lmao
[+5] u/dadduh: GOOG BREAKOUT
🐻 ARE CRYING LIKE CALEB WILLIAMS
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: Whats the news on capex spending from google?
[+5] u/hallett21: Is Elon talking yet ?
[+18] u/HimothyCastagne: Just watched a video on a 24 yo Korean turned 13k to 200K then got margin called last week. Whole video is a cautionary tale vibe then it ends with him saying he plans to do the exact same shit once again he has enough capital 💀
[+14] u/SoldToOpen: I tried to remarry my ex-wife, but she figured out I was only after my money
[+11] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: The Koreans better not fuck this up I stg
[+11] u/Educational_List_390: Ah yes, totally organic spy went from -0.25% to +0.2% with 0 news
[+10] u/Throwaway37620: I'm proud to announce I love my wife
[+10] u/Moxisxsx: Hell is coming tomorrow
[+9] u/Napster-mp3: Man, there are some crazy girls out there these days
[+8] u/Space_Miner6: Even if this green holds, DRAM will somehow be -2.5% tomorrow morning
[+8] u/PompeiiSketches: Im too retarded to understand why anything makes sense.
[+8] u/thai_sticky: Koreans and houtis running my life
[+8] u/Snoo-36555: im a retard so people at work treat me nicer
[+8] u/fenriswulfwsb: Watch GOOG end green tomorrow.
[+8] u/Careless-Ad-2400: war is bullish, inflation is bullish, earning report negative cash is bullish
[+7] u/Main_Honey_7832: Been out of a job for like 7 months, but stock money has been keeping me afloat. I should offer financial advice for a profession.
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Need 200% gains on my whole port by tomorrow morning if I were to keep my house.
[+7] u/Wide-Contribution-29: Or the cockier even more clueless bro meta
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: How does market not care about $90 oil
[+7] u/Hot_Sacks: What time does the North Korean market open?
[+7] u/No-Comfortable9123: That wasn’t a jet flying over your house at 5:00. It was the sound of me slamming the deposit money button on my hood account to buy GOOGL shares after hours.
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: my IQ is lower than average and my penis is average. my looks is under average
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So the market has kept pricing in the end of the war since April, and we're now approaching August with the war in full swing.
It also priced in a Strait that was supposed to be opened more than 2 months ago.
It priced in no more rate hikes and likely rate cuts, with the expectation of oil flooding back in.
So essentially, for the last few months, people have been paying extra billions for things that are now not getting delivered.
Yup, I'm cashing out my chips.
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: I DO NOT need Robinhood to be social media
[+6] u/sonofalando: The rug pulls for bears and bulls will continue until morale improves.
[+6] u/_GayButtSex_: # Let’s see Paul Allen’s video tape collection
[+6] u/SaltyRiceCake90: broke even on NOW... best trade i've made in awhile
[+6] u/Anxious_BookKeeperBe: Elon Musk is the epitome of that dude you know who fails upwards. Lol Tesla missing on earnings and negative cash flow. Give this man an even bigger executive package.
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: swing trade these nuts
[+6] u/j_b_1983: I see a lot of overnight green but I don't trust it one but for whatever reason
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Google don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more 😩
[+5] u/Dick_Wiener: This is just the stop loss hunting portion. Google will be up tomorrow.
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I had multiple chances to sell MSFT at $400+ recently and didnt and have lost 30k+ in unrealized gains 🤡
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Why in the world is Google dumping?
The market makes absolutely no sense
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Super excited how the Koreans do tonight. Am expecting Kospi to hit 15% up. MU and SNDK should open 20% up tomorrow too LMAO
[+5] u/UnbelievablyEvil: Earnings is a fool's game
[+5] u/doctorqaz: GOOG down = MSFT down (capex increasing)
GOOG up = MSFT down (competition increasing)
NOW down = MSFT down (software dump)
NOW up = MSFT down (because why the fuck not)
Literally lose-lose-lose scenario for MSFT
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Flee to safe sectors tomorrow
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Very weak pump by Kimchi standards. not spicy at all.
[+18] u/scooterhomeimprover: Imagine being an idiot who actually believed the SPCX hype. Lmao.
[+12] u/zeebee098: The pizza place downstairs from my apt has seen me drunk, high, ecstatic, depressed and they always greet me “Two slices to go?” They’re real af
[+11] u/ajibtunes: if you ever see a girl crying, ask her if it's because she's fat
[+11] u/nolesfan6414: Koreans paper handing as usual
[+10] u/FLRugDealer: It feels fucking amazing outside tonight. Might pick a fight with my wife and see if she makes me sleep out here.
[+10] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Both straits are closed, I didn’t know the Middle East was so progressive
[+10] u/Ill-Ad1603: Microsoft has genuinely ruined my life. It’s going to 350 after the earnings again isn’t it. I should’ve sold when I had the chance one week ago when it hit 405. Just take this shit back to 400 again and I’m out…
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: on the main page we have a guy who lost $112k on PURE STOCKS, no options play within a span of 9 months. this is more soul destroying than losing 112k on options, feels like you're legit retarded with a hard R to lose just on stocks
[+9] u/gavbot_1213: Jersey Mikes will save this market
[+9] u/Slightlybadpicks: “Give it time, it will rebound”
MF I have a margin call tomorrow 😭😭
[+9] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: We bottom when 🥭 drops another “entire civilization will die tonight” tweet
[+8] u/_hopkins: Can’t wait for KOSPI to ruin everything again by end of day
[+8] u/oldprecision: The Koreans are going to disappoint me again when I wake up, I can feel it.
[+8] u/Ervii: Korean bros never let me down they always dump
[+8] u/skychief99: My wife thinks that filling our bathtubs with gas while its still at $4 is a bad idea?
[+8] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: How the fuck did the Koreans dump memory after that GOOG CapEx and two straight green days in the US for the sector?
[+8] u/hv876: Oh no, I am not crying over GOOG results. These are tears of laughter thinking about MSFT call buyers.
[+8] u/JaredFlys: Remember in Nov to end this nonsense with 🥭
[+8] u/darkspherei: its almost as if Elon is a shit businessman without taxpayers subsidies
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Took some Tylenol and I am convinced that this subreddit is a psyop . Calls on the new world order
[+8] u/llasar17: lol damn broke and bald
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: Ah yes, the nightly meltdown. Right on time.
[+7] u/QuantrixQuintrix: I took creatine for a year and I’m positive it caused hair loss. Dammit
[+7] u/itsme971: Korea paper handing express service has arrived
[+7] u/Either_Way2133: WSB talks about the Koreans the way Mango talks about Biden/Obama
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # WTF THESE FISH HEAD MF'S DOING?
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We need a law against winning. No more winning. I'm tired boss!
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Face down, ass up, everyday is red as ...
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Shit my pants and vibe
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: I don’t even want my money anyways. Thanks for tanking per usual Kospi
[+7] u/whitepug: The koreans giveth and the koreans taketh 😭
[+7] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Tbh I say this as a gay person there are way too many gay guys kn steroids that are in good shape that look fairly impressive on streoids that are weak as fuck what is the point of looking like u bench 315 with abs when ur really barely doing 225 lol
[+6] u/Ready_Confidence5326: Koreans only know how to dump but never pump
[+6] u/ChainOfThot: You wanted a dip? Here it is, eat up
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Google will go green tomorrow. They can justify their capex with solid earnings unlike someone.
[+6] u/YTLupo: A beverage company Monster (mnst) has beaten Microsoft in 20 YoY gains.
Makes you think that Microsoft is last to the table as far as ai goes lmao
[+6] u/jakeisarake: I'm not really a fan of the Koreans existing lately
[+6] u/Junior_Inflation8991: As long as chicken and egg stays cheap I'll be fine steak retards can have their overpriced screwworm cows and heart disease. If steak was 5 dollars a pound maybe I'd reconsider but its not it's gay
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Elon musk bought his own gas powered power plant for a billion dollars to run his cpu’s. Not your dog shit data centers. He makes his own chips too not ur dog shit MU. Dumbest bubble ever. Hope this shit pops on u
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: CAPEX UP INFINITE PICKS AND SHOVELS CALLS
[+6] u/No_Current3675: Yallz knew capex would be outta control. why yallz didn’t buy TSM at 400 or sanddick at 1450? ASML 1700? AVGO still cheap mayn.
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Google going from a free cash flow machine to negative free cash flow because of AI capex is a massive red flag
[+6] u/LiveInLayers: How many of you utilize stops?
[+6] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Did SpaceSex just solve the housing shortage? Surely now those bagholders can just stay in their parents basements forever? 4D chess Elon, well done sir.
[+5] u/ajibtunes: anyone else have that feeling in their dick after pissing that there's still a bit left and it's just like kinda stuck there or is that just me
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: IREN and NBIS money printer
[+5] u/Spac55: Rent a house to homeless or gamblers and pay mortgage & Property tax from pocket, as renters burning cash, cash flow negative.
Datacenter overbuild & rent to OpenAI & Anthropic, those burning $40 Billion cash per year. How long they pay rent when burning 40 Billion?
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: I am the number 1 protein mogger of all of wsb. I eat 600 grams of protein a day. There is not a single gambling addict in here thay has my ability to force feed themselves protein
[+5] u/Goody2Shoes92: Elon should take the earnings call from the Joe Rogan podcast next time
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Their cost basis is like $280 bruh
[+13] u/Nateleb1234: Guess meta is going out of business.
[+10] u/dweeegs: Someone tell the Koreans they don’t have to sell every night
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: After GOOGL earnings, META is cooked. Zuck loves burning money and investors don't like it when you spend a fuckin penny. META puts
[+9] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Overnight gotta be the biggest scam. 25 mins to get a 1% gain on SOXL and 2 minutes to drop 0.6%
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *SPCX to $100 by end of* *~~August......July..~~**.....week.*
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # GO TALK TO HER THEN UPDATE ME ON YOUR PROGRESS
[+8] u/No-Inevitable1270: Any of y'all watched Obsession how was it wondering whether i should
[+8] u/silentaugust: Google dropping because they are spending a little extra on Capex, yet completely blew out revenue is the stupidest shit ever.
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Most of you people aren't smart enough to understand Rick and Morty.
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: # LMFAOOOOLOOLOOOOOOOOO
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: The last 72hr of trading could've been an email.
[+7] u/version-two: Buying more Googl tomorrow. That’s my move. Oh, and puts on TSLA.
[+7] u/user_nombre_: How do you pick the perfect watermelon?
[+7] u/tar_baby33: Can I for once buy 100k of something and get a quick 10% gain? I don't even care if I lose the 10k on the next trade. Just want the satisfaction.
[+7] u/syedhuda: congrats buls weve won the fight again for the 2000th time this year
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Have her ride your face then wear her juices all day like your favorite face cream
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Wtf happened with GOOGL? Why crash.
How tf did MSFT crash today, that shit is so goddamn gay.
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: Pulling everything out. This market blows donkey cock now
[+6] u/Altair82: told you they'd raise capex
told you their stock would drop
told you memory would go up
[+6] u/Jerikolol: i wish you'dve told me I would get a GF
[+6] u/Altair82: move to se asia and you'll have one by the end of your first week
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Everyone here has a bald spot on the back of their head, a giant beer belly, and never made money trading options
I just know it
[+6] u/ispooler: Kospi, you better not fuck up again today
[+6] u/SpunkySprinkle: I can’t believe I bought the top on Google of all companies how did this happen
[+6] u/LeftHandCub: Bet you iPhone Fold gonna cost $3499 💅💅
[+5] u/GoTitansGo: Something tells me this strike will be the last before we get a ceasefire post. It’s a big one.
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: GOOG beats massively and then it tanks… by that logic INTC will also tank if it beats massively
[+5] u/All_four_Elements: Imagine still making losses while paper trading
[+5] u/PensiveOracle: I’m unironically ruined bruh this sucks
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Go back to being geopolitical experts so we can pump for a month straight again
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Modern medicine cures two of the three. Sorry about your options.
[+5] u/Justheretomakemoniez: Servicenow about to go to 150
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MICROPENIS
[+12] u/hayleybts: Fck 🥭, Fck Oil, Fck Iran
Playing with people's lives
[+11] u/No-Paint-5726: Imagine selling semi stocks when everyone is moving to multi trillion parameter models which need like a few TB of RAM at least to run one instance.
[+11] u/Pete26l96: "Goldman Sachs Downgrades Alphabet From Outperform to Perform, Citing Lower than Expected Cloud Bookings"
How does this make any sense, they have more bookings than anyone else?!?
[+10] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Mods need to add a “bullish” or “bearish” button at the top of daily discussions so we can see what the degens are thinking… then trade the opposite
[+10] u/slimeystevebob: Seriously though, what are OpenAI and Anthropic's moats if Chinese models continue this way? Seems to me like they are proper fucked. I'm not paying 100X the cost for something that scores 0.1% higher on some benchmark, and for the privilege of having to send my IP to some external server.
[+9] u/Thumbszilla: Something in my bones is telling me that the market is going to crash within the next week
[+9] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Did you guys hear Iran wants to make a deal
[+8] u/xeemyy: Why are so many people posting "oil"? Are you lubed up and gay or something?
[+8] u/HaveTwoBananas: Best is behind us type ahhh market
[+8] u/CreamyBehemoth: Nothing pisses me off more than TikTok livestream traders that have a “VIP” course for $20/month
Go fuck your self, I’m losing money just fine thank you
[+8] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: who is waiting for nok?
[+8] u/forevergooon: Is Iran war still a thing? What about Epstein or whatever
[+8] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Is poly market news straight corruption?
Yes
No
.22c
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: My buddy works at the oil factory in Qatar. He says they’re getting a massive shipment of oil beans from the Congo next week.
[+7] u/gs-: I’d kill for GOOG @$420
[+7] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Kospi stabilizing @ 7000+. Memory gonna mooon
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tart891: I hit my our little hedge fund manager moment
[+7] u/FlyOk8199: if MU breaks 1000 it’s skyrocketing ngl, only reason why it’s been down is pure market manipulation - there’s insane levels of demand
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Monke just want it's money back
[+7] u/surmoiFire: 🥭 Jr. investment firm has a return of 200%, guess where your lost money went
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: If I have a woman, I would love her. But, I only have WSB.
[+6] u/shaa1034: Yal r crazy shorting rn .
Googl earnings were a 24% beat .
Major thing . Ai is making em money ….
Are they gonna keep spending . Yea 250 b this year. The fear was they’d reduce capex causing stocks to fall.
All this makes Googl a buy and USA a buy .
[+6] u/realtimeanalytics: Oh no googles building assets
[+6] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Every poly market news story is just straight corruption. How is this stuff legal?
[+6] u/TreGet234: I suppose the correction is well and truly over. 5% down from ath is all that the bears will ever get.
[+5] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: So if the US has roughly 44 days left of crude, if that can even be believed. How low are other nations supply? If the second strait is closed, and that is looking likely, how mega fucked are we?
[+5] u/miata_only: > “It’s a big money loser...I don’t want to be a part of it.”
-- Jim Cramer discussing NBIS on live TV in February 2025 at $35/share.
[+5] u/hayleybts: If u make bad choices you can't sleep
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: who are u phil tatola?....
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: My kids have blonde hair and both of us have brown. Shit doesn’t add up. 🤷
Must be my wife’s ber.
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: market is getting ready for crash . every bad news it is trying to pump . war is raging, todays earnins were not great .
it can be any day
[+15] u/Psychological_Fly109: Memory is free money for the next 12 months at the very least
[+13] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Millions of pensioners praying the next rocket doesn't explode so they don't have to pave highways at 70 yo
[+12] u/elpresidentedeljunta: You should visit a doctor. It´s not normal to have something in your bones that talks to you.
[+11] u/chauhan_shubham: Most corrupt guy in the history. Yes, i dont even need to mention the name.
[+10] u/PhotonicsIsFried: It's game over. I spent too much time packing goog calls. I'm out.
[+10] u/Psychological_Fly109: Huge MU leg up inbound !
[+10] u/Dizzy-Support-4911: I like scrolling here when I can’t sleep
[+8] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I love how the only sub with any semblance of freedom of speech is the degenerate gambling sub
[+8] u/mks_csw: If oil stays up longer like this, we might see gas prices at around 3€/Liter in germany, which is like 13$/gallon
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: This is a ber trap. Ask me how I know
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: So Micron basically cant go down here, its free money you guys should jump in
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: MU is probably the safest trade here - literally not affected by bonds or oil and makes tonnes of cash!
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: ima wank n go back to sleep for as long as possible
[+8] u/i_simp_f: My dick is fully out in a waffle house
Unfortunately there's nothing to be done about that, I guess it just is what it is
[+7] u/bertacle: RDDT: -10%
Emojis: back on the table to keep us quiet
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: All my positions cooked. My financial future now rests in the hands of a finnish phone company at 7am.
Narrator: "You're probably wondering how I got here."
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: GOOG reaffirmed capex spending and crushed earnings. Still losing, but hopefully memory goes beserk.
[+7] u/Gamestonkish: MU coming for Michael Beary ass. Better cover your shorts!
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: Bears are even weaker than hegseth
[+6] u/ellietherotti: I’m still surprised no one is talking about Texas Instruments
[+5] u/Kepsoo97: I'm an unemployed stoner.
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Oil aint stopping god damn