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[+30] u/PompeiiSketches: # U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, U.S. official says - Axios
LMAOOOO RIGHT ON QUEUE
[+23] u/plzplzplztendies: # OPEN UP THE CASINO ALREADY
[+22] u/SRH_Papi: THEY PAUSED STRIKES LOL
[+22] u/uncsucks: Axios right on time for futes
[+21] u/MostAmusedBear: U.S. and Iran agree to pause strikes, plan talks this week: Axios citing U.S. officials
[+18] u/Ritter18: I need the space sector to pick tf back up.
[+17] u/tribalDruid78: Koreans better hold the line tonight
[+17] u/Sensitive_nob: Iran and US want to talk again. Week end war is over. See you friday
[+16] u/Thotmas01: Of course. War occurs only on the weekends and definitely not next weekend.
[+14] u/Dumbest_Degenerate: Tomorrow isn’t promised
[+14] u/hioman01: BREAKING: world peace is achieved by axios
[+13] u/Accomplished_Head_61: vote up if you think tmr will open green otherwise vote down
[+13] u/Moepenmoes: Chat is going so fast but I know you're reading this and I think you're very cute 😘
[+13] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Does Iran know about the Hormuz talks?
[+12] u/MisbehavingGimp: 🥭 announces “New”, never before seen, amazing cease fire deal one minute after market open to cash in on those pre market dips. Iran will have tears in there eyes saying “SIR! That is the most amazing market manipulation I have ever seen!” I hate it here…
[+12] u/Actual_Difference617: I can already tell you the headline for tomorrow - ‘Pakistan says that both Iran and USA are willing to restore the ceasefire. Positive talks are ongoing’.
[+12] u/LarryStink: BREAKING: The US and Iran have agreed to stop attacking each other and plan to meet on Tuesday in Doha to work out their dispute over the Strait of Hormuz. - Axios
And the dip is bought before market even opens. The ber FUD doesnt work in the manipulative ponzi mango market.
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO AXIOS, tomorrow is saved once again, green at open, get fukt bers lmaoooooooo
[+11] u/dreamer_Neet: JUST IN - U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week — Axios
[+11] u/NoChain4469: Mostly peaceful exchange of missle strikes
[+10] u/ebfeebfe: Imagine posting in the weekend thread
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: My dumb ass sister already made 40% more than me this year and she doesn't even open the app more than twice per year, she probably doesn't even know what stock she is holding lmao
[+10] u/MrsEveryShot: I declare bankruptcy
[+10] u/wattap: AXIOS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE
LMAO BEARS
[+10] u/GodLevelRedditor: Fuck it just give Iran an even trillion
[+10] u/TheRealArmament: Wanna make profit? Look at whatever WSB downvotes and there’s your play
[+10] u/Ssjalexgd4: It's 4th of July week. 🥭 gonna rig this whole week to be green. 🙏🇺🇸
[+10] u/cuzziezcuz: No way they let the market go down this week. Would ruin everyone’s bbq this weekend.
[+9] u/BigBritches619: I feel like bc of this news oil will probably drop to 30$ and we moon 3%
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: Come on bitcoin the so called ultimate bet against inflation. You should be mooning now.
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Not gonna lie, it's been a depressing last four weeks.
[+9] u/Pernicious_Pearl: $1900 net worth at 27, but still got approved for robinhood gold card 😎
[+9] u/hioman01: 420 hours ceasefire in the 69th peace deal
[+9] u/drytexterfinalboss: See y'all at the next escalation on Thursday at 4 PM 🤌😂
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Axios peace deal hopes dropping for the 100th time lmao
Market is going to eat it up like always. Calls at open
[+9] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: U.S. and Iran to hold Strait of Hormuz talks as ceasefire wavers
8 minutes ago
Axios
[+9] u/PulIthEld: lmao bears. you never learn.
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: You get a ceasefire, you get a ceasefire, everyone gets a ceasefire.....no , not you Gaza
[+9] u/crvarporat: Micron to $2k tomorrow
[+8] u/GreatRegard: Who’s ready to lose money this week?
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: Ze market doesn’t care about your little war monsieur.
[+8] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Koreans using 5x leveraged and crashing the market. Thanks a lot!!!
[+8] u/forgithme: Sell all my positions, withdraw my money, and spend it all on $1 scratchers
[+8] u/TreGet234: When will the anger of the bottom 90% blow up the system? Will we see it in our lifetime?
[+8] u/whodowhodo: imma need RKLB to do crazy 10% swings upwards for a few days so i can financially recover. emotionally too, yes. but my emotions are directly correlated to the stock market.
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Bers calling for the crash on a Sunday? My nvda calls will do just fine
[+8] u/I_killed_the_kraken: AI bubble be like 🤌🏻
https://reddit.com/link/oudnjlk/video/q22q4hzw33ah1/player
[+8] u/MrsEveryShot: Peace? In the Middle East? 🤣
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: No way the market will be red on the week of the 250th birthday in American history
Suck it bears
[+7] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Michael Saylor responded to my Craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "30 bitcoin is 30 bitcoin," he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard.
[+7] u/One-Quit-8760: Wendy’s for the tenders
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: LMAO someone just dropped her phone at the world cup while doing the wave
[+7] u/Equal-Moment404: It’s not IF it’s WEN
[+7] u/Jerikolol: In the grim darkness of the pre-futes there is only ber.
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Guys we aren't going to dump chill, we're going to nosedive
[+7] u/Lost_in_space424: Believe it or not… calls
[+7] u/cuzziezcuz: How about a Dow 50,000 commemorative coin for the nation’s 250th anniversary
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: lol axios didn’t even wait for futes to open.
[+7] u/Calm-Ad-7928: Probably cry after another red day for 2 weeks straight
[+7] u/MostAmusedBear: It doesn’t matter if it is credible, it only matters what the algos think
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: “Guys guys it’s almost time for futures time to pause the war that isn’t a war”
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: Canada 🇨🇦 going to win today
[+7] u/Jadeclone1: Lol wars over prepare for massive green dildos
[+7] u/ercanbas: If spy goes to $760 by the 10th I’ll have half million
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: JUST IN: Bers in total shambles, going through the five stages of grief as we speak
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Strikes on, strikes off - Don Tzu
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: The new app is trash. It looks at the top stocks for 2 seconds then spends the next minute showing us people with top comments and plays. I can’t even read the top tickers before it changes
Just stay on the main tickers for like 10-15 seconds
[+7] u/Ble_h: AXIOS trying to save the market again.
[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Oh wow, Nasdaq is 0.13% green.
Sk hynix up 3%
[+7] u/goldenlamp: I know we’re memeing the the shit out of it, but these meetings and talks yes/no/going great will go down in history as the most retarded months in 2026
[+6] u/MLJ555: Massive shrek at open wouldn’t surprise me
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU calls all the way to the gilt
[+6] u/Yuri_CPL: wtf what was that red monster dildo to 716 that did get bought up
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: The market is like a roadrunner episode. The coyote is not falling down until he looks down at the chasm.
[+6] u/Waveytony: Buckle up chucklefucks we’re in the thunderdome now
[+6] u/wyudtix: WEN bols are either gonna be buying Wendy’s stores or working at Wendy’s. No in between
[+6] u/nhalas: All my money is locked in US market, idk how do I pay rent 3 days later.
[+6] u/MrsEveryShot: wake up in the morning with a bottle of Jack, get my glasses I’m out the door I’m gonna hit the bottle of Jack, before I leave brush my teeth with a a bottle of Jack cuz when I leave for the night I need a bottle of Jack
[+6] u/No-Magazine-4717: $80 DRAM calls. 7/10. Possibly $85.
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Puts are banned for freedom 250 week.
[+6] u/Lopez0889: Talks are back on 🤣🤣
[+6] u/Prudent_Concern_1511: a prayer and a WEN call
[+6] u/Technically_Tactical: Shameless. Absolutely shameless that theyre not even trying to hide it anymore.
[+6] u/YoDooley: oh look, stocks go up.
[+6] u/nebula504: Holding puts over the weekend only works 10% of the time, I know because I lost thousands from it.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Bers are rage-downvoting the bols LMAO😂
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: I’m bearish AF and I know we’re hitting ATHs again this week or next.
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: “We ended the war with Iran today.” - 🥭
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The top was in when El Salvador’s Nayib Bukkake was posting screenshots of his countries bitcoin gains.
\-56% since then
[+6] u/slc_monk: Went all in on August DRAM calls. Gonna delete Robinhood so I don't pussy out and sell before it hits $100
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Leveraged to the tits. I feel my first margin called coming
[+6] u/cuzziezcuz: Space stocks going to start pumping again this week?
[+5] u/MisbehavingGimp: SPY drop premarket, up 2% close
[+5] u/ReyisME: Nflx is the easiest buy
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Piling into WEN has to be the dumbest WSB idea yet, and there has been so many...
[+5] u/Nictel: 250 years.
The "250-year empire rule" is a popular historical theory suggesting that major world powers and civilizations have a lifespan of roughly 250 years, or about 10 generations, before inevitably collapsing.
GG bulls
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'm just a bull. I can't change that. why would I even want to? we're going up big
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Given that I trade energy and commodities, should be alright.
[+5] u/oliver2022: I dont think were getting a brand new peace deal this time
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Bol anxiously waiting for the Axios and Barak Ravid tweet LMAO
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Four hours from now : " Bears really thought..."
We need some new material
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: July is the final extinction event for bers
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: https://preview.redd.it/bm1okvu203ah1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2292c3b8f715bc0549a90dbdca404387519ca4f0
LOL
[+5] u/baconography: Pro tip:
Mute the TV for the game, and play your fave music in the background.
You literally get almost nothing by listening to the broadcast.
You're welcome....planet Earth
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Greenland should be turned into one big golf course.
[+5] u/Phantom400: Been loading on calls the past few dumps. Let it rip tomorrow
[+5] u/ercanbas: Iran made us all realize mango is all talk
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: you know what, calls.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: LOL told you nothing would happen (I've been rage posting FUD since Friday night)
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Starting a new challenge. 5k to 5t challenge by eoy with 0dte.
[+5] u/Shoddy-Chemistry2360: Netflix, Microsoft, DRAM baby
[+5] u/vichester: Would be crazy to see 700 or ATH this week
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: SPY below 700 at open
[+18] u/TajesMahoney: There's no strategy conversation anymore. Just bear and bull memes.
[+18] u/Soossaaaa: wartime on thursday, peacetime on sunday. bers never learn.
[+17] u/CMTTrader: Amazing how both countries perfectly choreograph the "war" to coincide with market open and close times. Real 🤡 shit. Super fake and 🌈.
[+17] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # # Like Clockwork!!! ⏰ 📈🚀🌕
https://preview.redd.it/usdiktdfa3ah1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d4b3649bb8ba0b4c6dfc997acc2de819dbe009
[+16] u/pussy_ass_licking: If you had put 100k in sndk last year at this time, you would have 5 million now. But you instead choose to put in msft and now you have 80k
[+16] u/Spare-Weird-3762: How much longer do you think people are gonna fall for this shtick.
[+16] u/aleksandrovsqvist: Strikes paused, US plan to talk to Iran this week.
\-Axios
[+16] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Congrats on everyone who survived the Great Iran Ceasefire Violation #29.
[+15] u/DufflebagJoe: The war is on pause again. A lot of you really underestimated the 2025 FIFA peace price.
[+14] u/xlmtothemoon: americans: "axios right on time, another ceasefire pump pump pump!"
koreans tonight: "so anyways, i started selling"
[+13] u/Specialist_Stick110: >BREAKING: The U.S. and Iran have agreed to halt strikes and are set to meet Tuesday in Doha, Qatar - Axios
yup, right on cue
bers just never learn
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Attacks halted for talks again 🤣
Fucking joke, will be a good day when the market stops reacting to this shit and waits for the economic impact instead
[+13] u/HighwayExotic2808: Half peace, half missiles.
[+13] u/LiamPhlegmsworth: Renegotiate where, Michael!?
[+13] u/kinkyhentai69: Never thought we would see the day where we only fight wars on weekends to not spook the markets 😂😂😂
[+12] u/No-Sympathy-686: If spy opens at 750 ill quit my job and jork it on a livestream
[+12] u/boo__radlib: WAR CANCELED IN TIME FOR FUTES
[+12] u/ShinyPants45: Ber destroyed again 😂😂😂😂
[+12] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Ceasefire as usual, did you bers forgot how this weekend strikes ends?
No wonder why there is so much demand for memory, because bers don't remember
[+11] u/Cress-Used: This Axios reporter should be convicted in 100+ countries. Mfkr is playing everyone with fake stories.
[+11] u/Such_Coin: And... there it is.
U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS
[+11] u/HighwayExotic2808: To all the perma bers crying rn: it’s not our fault you somehow haven’t noticed the most obvious pattern in the world
[+11] u/RJNavarrete: # JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, Axios reports.
[+11] u/SigTauDan: Fuck it optionmaxxing this week
[+11] u/TheRayATL: Buying calls on friday for monday must be an unlimited $ glitch
[+11] u/tropicalia84: Lmfao we are really going to get a 4th ceasefire pump
[+10] u/HighwayExotic2808: I genuinely don’t get how anyone can be a perma ber anymore after the whole Liberation Day fiasco. There might be short term crashes along the way but the market will keep rallying back and being even stronger…the money printer is too powerful
[+10] u/Delicious_Put_5857: they really did the 5pm friday to 5pm sunday war again lol
[+10] u/AncientCode36: The weekend war is over guys:
[https://www.axios.com/2026/06/28/us-and-iran-agree-to-halt-strikes-and-meet-this-week-us-official-says](https://www.axios.com/2026/06/28/us-and-iran-agree-to-halt-strikes-and-meet-this-week-us-official-says)
[+10] u/PerformanceWorth767: Wars over. We pump tomorrow
[+10] u/GandalfSwagOff: Have people considered this Trump guy doesn't actually know what he is doing?
[+10] u/DufflebagJoe: So we owe Iran reparations and shit?
[+10] u/OkResponsibility2470: The U.S. and [Iran](https://www.axios.com/world/iran) agreed to stop attacking each other, according to a senior U.S. official, as the two sides plan to meet Tuesday in Qatar's capital to work out their dispute over the Strait of Hormuz.
LITERALLY ON FUKIN TACO TUESDAY LMAO
[+10] u/Useful_Donut6789: RIP Iran war part 2
6/26/26 - 6/28/26
[+10] u/guy_cloutier: War only on the weekend shift
[+10] u/Coloradospruce33: Trump came to me in a dream last night and said MSFT, NFLX and META finally bottomed
[+9] u/Specialist_Stick110: study these words for tomorrow:
# BER
# ANOOS
# SPREAD
# 🌈🐻 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲
[+9] u/youyololiveonce: TACO BY OPEN WAS REAL
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Bers are Charlie Brown thinking that \*this time\* Lucy (🥭) won’t move the football on them lmao
[+9] u/deepfuckingbagholder: WEN is the only move until its market cap exceeds SPCX’s.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: This war shit is so beyond parody that even WSB perfectly predicted how it would play out.
If that doesnt frighten you nothing will.
[+9] u/jonneh: 🥭 every Sunday an hour before futes open
*U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS*
[+9] u/bigassdump: Canada going to round of 16. All in on BB
[+9] u/ThatKarmaWhore: I do enjoy the child-like innocence of declaring the ceasefire off, killing a bunch of people, then declaring it on again. It really gives that kid playing tag that would say he wasn’t playing anymore when he got tagged, then would try and tag someone and say he was just pretending earlier
[+9] u/vermilli21: Honestly this “war” is probably both IRAN and US just manipulating it together
[+9] u/dickwheelies: Breaking: terms of peace deal include msft immediately going back to all time highs
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: So we pumping on the recovery of the once agreed upon peace deal
[+8] u/Neemzeh: Bro seriously how fucking dumb are ber lmao
[+8] u/UsefulInvestigator60: Bers shorting America on the 250th lol
[+8] u/Speech_Path: Turns out full porting 165k into SNXX on Fridays close wasn’t such a bad idea.
[+8] u/justanaveragejoe520: Iran called up and said Donald I’m balls deep in calls can we postpone the fighting until Friday and he was like what a coincidence I’m balls deep in calls too. So they agreed to a temporary resolution
[+8] u/Plenty_Writer5553: Where are my WEN regards?!
[+8] u/KingDeeze: Eating Wendy’s for breakfast lunch and dinner all week
[+8] u/Desperate_Seesaw4890: Up first 5 minutes then red for entire day as usual
[+8] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Cool, another ceasefire during the ceasefire.
I have lost count.
Bullish for equities, bearish for oil? That's been the pattern so far.
[+8] u/-0x00000000: Nothing new under the sun. Time is a flat circle. As above so below.
Revert to the mean. Bull run July.
[+8] u/GrossFleshSack: Everyone celebrating like market is going to be up on Monday open. I hope so because I have calls. But I'm worried about the money flowing out of equities that has driven the treasury yields down, I'm worried about Warshs potentially hawkish speech. I'm worried about high inflation causing economic tightening(rate hikes). I'm worried about a pullback from extremely high valuations(maybe we already got it?). With Microns insane earnings I feel like maybe the ai/semis sector brings us to all time highs very soon. I have NVDA and SMCI calls.. next Monday and next Friday.
[+8] u/DufflebagJoe: I ain’t paying Iran reparations dog.
[+8] u/Wrong_Map4101: Praying for a +10% MU pump
[+8] u/abusedbear: Does Iran even need to export oil? They can just trade futures on ceasefires, drone attacks, and peace negotiations?
[+8] u/darkspherei: wsb bullish so obviously puts
[+8] u/RJ5R: "We have won. The Strait is ours. Thank you for your attention to this matter"
[+8] u/Technical_Scallion_2: We do it because it’s gambling
[+7] u/PossumImposter2: Realistically speaking, is there any reason not to full port WEN again when overnight opens?
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Ceasefire pumps less effective each time, everyone knows the spr are drying up
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: LOL JUST IN TIME FOR THE MARKETS TO OPEN
[+7] u/No_Cod972: You're not managing your portfolio.
You're managing your psychology.
Don't forget to stay hydrated.
[+7] u/LouieM13: Puts are cooked
Bulls win for the 173535353th time again
[+7] u/jaha981: https://preview.redd.it/8y4189go73ah1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4db7560a8751270fad1ed6cd6768e614b4f3a366
More WEN
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: did they open the hormussy yet
[+7] u/Mrsir300: 🥭 typing out that fire truth social post thanking 25 random ass dudes from the Middle East for their help securing the latest ceasefire. Bibi screaming into a pillow
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Half strike half open
[+7] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Hope $NVDA actually pumps with the market this time
[+7] u/type_error: Market closed on Friday so the pump is gonna pushed up to Thursday
[+7] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Man he’s really going to keep this charade up until oil reserves hit zero isn’t he lmao
[+7] u/Coogiez: Say the word one more time babe. CEASEFIREEEEEE
[+7] u/coreyneil: I did it right this time I think guys. I bought calls before the weekend. That’s the trick right?
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: US and Iran started and stopped the war like 3 times while I was on a little vacation. WTF is this shit?
[+7] u/LoL_Journal: guys don't get distracted by the news about the war the economy is already cooked because of inflation
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Options got you into this mess.
They’ll definitely get you out of it too.
The one time you’re right you’ll panic sell after $3 of profit because you’ve been burned so many times.
[+7] u/No_Balls_Long_Calls: It is very considerate and polite of the war to only do the war-ing after market close and end before market open.
[+7] u/vanceraa: do you think axios have a content workflow that just fires “war off” “war on” weekly
[+7] u/TonyyD23: Have to make safe investment choices WEN there is war, right?
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: You think Jane Street actually has a WEN position?
[+7] u/Snowman33001: You can complicate all you want.
But it’s really quite simple.
Bers = fuk
[+6] u/No-Put2311: 🥭 needs another “war over” pump cause otherwise the AI fud would’ve sank this market if left alone
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: Another weekend of bers constantly talking shit and saying the end is here…only to be stunned when the incredibly predictable outcome plays out
[+6] u/mapsosa: don’t fuck this up korea
[+6] u/SnickersTheDog: shrek making an appearance
[+6] u/AKNJ907: Full port SPY calls seem prudent this week with Independence day.
[+6] u/YTLupo: **THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL ALOT LIKE GROUNDHOG DAY**
[+6] u/FewWeek0: Perma-bears need to be studied. There is something wrong with their brains.
[+6] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: Ceasefire is the hottest word right now.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: BTC dump even as market recovers and no bad news
[+6] u/1-gp: I just woke from a coma. Last thing I remember was Gangnam Style coming out, what a dope song.
What did I miss?
[+6] u/Spare-Weird-3762: Did we stop saying regard? We can say retard now?
[+6] u/Avocadonot: Imagine ever taking anyone from Iran seriously ever again lmao
Same with US to be honest
[+6] u/zuziannka: Canada the greatest country in North America?
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: I keep thinking 'man its so cool of elon to let retail buy and hold so much of spcx' He must really care about his little bros
[+6] u/volckerwasright: Oil gonna retest support at -$36, oil bull is so fucked 😂
[+6] u/cgonz15: The Holy Pumpening tomorrow 🙏🚀
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: how to keep casino green 101:
If day is friday and casino looks dumpy -> create a big problem during the weekend and solve it a couple of hours before futes open
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: how considerate of 🥭 to only war during the weekends
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #100% taco caved. bro is scared shitless of oil spikes.
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Net and Yahoo is going to launch some missiles and fuck it up again.
[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: I ain’t payin Iran no reparations dawg.
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If you want the indexes to go up.. Msft has to drill down. There is no compromise here.
Pick your poison.
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: POTUS and Axios announcing strategies by truths and tweets. Very caring and considerate.
[+5] u/Evander85: 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow fully erect
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Did you see that Bitcoin jumped up $300 after that good ceasefire news?!
OMG so much money to be made with this coin
Lmao
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: Pen drive cost are also doubled. Good thing I got 5tb storage from gdrive. Hope they find porn collection interesting
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: I can feel it, im going to make 10s of dollars this week!
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: I keep losing money, this shit is manipulated as fuck dog.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: So bases got blown up, tankers attacked, and Bols just whistling by the graveyard with axios headlines lmao 😂
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: You just know it’s Sunday evening when Barak Ravid posts the mandatory “everything is fine” tweet 😂
[+5] u/Coogiez: SPY TO 990 this week
[+5] u/tropicalia84: It was already a ceasefire and crude was at its lowest point since march and were still going to get a ceasefire pump
[+5] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: Axios ceasefire article, time to fill my cum buckets again
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🥭- "Communism is the Greatest Threat to our Country since World War I, World War II, Pearl Harbor, or 9/11! " LMAO
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Tired AF mayn. Hot n humid n shit.
[+5] u/Particular-Nose-8932: She’s a ten but still has an aol email address
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: SSPC 2x short of SPCX probably going to be free money tomorrow. IPO buyers will be able to sell and they probably will in an attempt to try to get out before it dumps. People don't know how SPCX will react to the Iran deal pump and dump cycles yet and will likely panic if it goes too far below $150.
[+5] u/throwaway09234023322: People are getting way too bullish. Why did I buy calls??? 😭
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Ever since I got diagnosed with large phallus dysplasia (LPD) my life has never been the same
[+5] u/runner_woodworker: Blue Horseshoe loves Crescent Energy. $CRGY
[+5] u/Snowman33001: So does anyone know how we’re paying for this war?
In other news, why is everything so expensive?
[+5] u/Physical-Travel-7396: Short everything we're fucked
[+5] u/Cpinkman14: Na, this teams are playing like shit
[+5] u/EnginrA: 5 minutes after you sell
[+14] u/mneymaker: Bears in [r/oil](r/oil) about to start a lawsuit against Axios
I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING LMAO
[+13] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #U.S. AND IRAN AGREE TO HALT STRIKES AND MEET THIS WEEK, AXIOS REPORTS CITING U.S. OFFICIALS
TACO trade is back baby
[+13] u/Thin_Cat8817: This ceasefire is about as strong as my ceasefire with the oreos in my pantry
[+12] u/unexceptiontotherule: Futes will be BLOOD GREEN
[+12] u/ConsiderationKey1658: # 8==========D bull
# 8===D bear
# 8=D bearhunter429
[+11] u/_Clit-Commander_: Iran and US agree to halt attacks and renew talks, Axios reports
Lmaoooooo
[+11] u/captain_casino: ATH for 4th of July 🦅🦅
[+11] u/JohanLiebert92: bagholding MSFT is a better safe haven than buttcoin
[+11] u/BFox1982: This war shit is like Groundhog Day
[+11] u/SearchUsual5193: If you can't fight the scam atleast make money off it.
[+11] u/Anchises1: I just want 2.5 million, lots of drugs, and lots of bitches blowing my cock.
[+10] u/prostar905: U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, U.S. official says - Axios
[+10] u/GrandKnew: every once in a while I feel compelled to stop by WSB to see what the most uninspired retards on the planet are talking about
[+10] u/Savagebabypig: Why would Joe Biden do this to us
[+10] u/Independent-Egg9086: U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes and meet this week, U.S. official says
[+10] u/SAnderson1986: AHH there it is... Took a moment to start the engine
[+10] u/Many_Tip_3973: Futes red by Am so that means calls
[+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Of course that fat fuck would reverse course right before 6pm.
[+9] u/SaltyKrew: America’s week boys. Green every day
[+9] u/SearchUsual5193: bers cant stop losing
[+9] u/guccioli: AXIOS: US-Iran pending agreement includes Iranian ownership of Alaska
[+9] u/AcademicStandard3701: America birthday rally started early so boolish!!
[+9] u/wildcat1055: Me looking at tech futures at Applebee's:
"Of course honey, you can order an appetizer today"
[+9] u/BeepBoopDep: BUT HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? I THOUGHT BERS DOOM POSTING ON WSB ALL WEEKEND GUARANTEED RED FUTES??
DUM FUKING BERS 🫵🐻🤡
[+8] u/NaturalFortune8397: i’m convinced they time the start and stop of missiles based off the market opening and closing. If that doesn’t tell you we live in a controlled manufactured reality I don’t know what to tell you.
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST🫴
[+8] u/coolopinionlmao: if you are still holding 🌽 i have only one thing to tell you:
>!put the fries in the fucking bag retard!<
[+8] u/jer_nyc84: Are you all ready for idiots to say blood red and/or futures pumping even though the index’s barely moved?
[+8] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: NVDA please be a company again this week
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Every fucking weekend bro🤣. “Futes are fake” “red by open” “this is gonna reverse” yall need a new hobby
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: War starts after market close so market can’t go down, but pauses right before open so markets pump. 🥭is a genius 😂
[+8] u/bronzewhale: Iran: "we are not conceding on nuclear weapons"
Bullish
[+8] u/Micronto65bymay: A guy gets a phone call and gets margin called, and you thinks thats me?
I'm the one that calls.
[+8] u/Buildsoc: These bounces are getting weaker and smaller
[+8] u/Rock_or_Rol: Axios is becoming a meme 😂 crazy
[+8] u/BearlyBearishBear: 🥭 getting played like a retarded fiddle by Iran.
[+8] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: US and Iran agreed to a ceasefire again, with talks in Qatar happening on Tuesday
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: All this Sunday babble, and the market will just do WTF ever it feels like in the morning...
[+7] u/88Babies: Long oil and long spy. LFG
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: Grass is green, so is the market tomorrow.
[+7] u/myjumboloanapp: never thought it was possible to win the same war this many times. merica farming its Win-loss ratio
[+7] u/Vito_GYATafore: Don't want to be hungover at work tomorrow but unfortunately there's just no way around it
[+7] u/FullTard2000: what is this?
an open for ants?
[+7] u/fish_: bears are annoying, retarded, and stinky
[+7] u/xeuropa: Axios - The U.S. and Iran agreed to stop attacking each other, according to a senior U.S. official, as the 2 sides plan to meet Tuesday in Qatar's capital to work out their dispute over the Strait of Hormuz.
[+7] u/avsfan0829: Is the market going to fall for it for the 30th time??
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: The system is not rigged, it is your mind that is rigged
[+7] u/lifeiswutumakeit: War is over again. Calls
[+7] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/3pm0mdeil3ah1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f71001a20a05a71a8f8d8434ecde8bae64c5779
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Btc to zero. Imagine thinking some internet money some nerds made has value. It'll go the way of nfts. Remember when regards thought jpeg had value🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/Grand-Can-2544: WEN CONTROLS THE STRAIT
[+7] u/Mental_Diet1533: # BER AFTER SEEING THE FUTES 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲
[+7] u/twostroke1: “stock futures inch higher as US and Iran trade more airstrikes.”
Imagine how retarded and casino of a world we live in where that’s a headline.
[+7] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: I'm balls deep in rocketlab calls.
BALLS DEEP.
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Ceasefire did not save Bitcoin, it may be over for us.
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said ber r fuk yet again!!!
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Iran is trading this too right?
Can't wait to see their Robinhood screenshot
[+6] u/KylerBu: It's the week of the 4th Trump is gonna want it green all week
[+6] u/Zuko2001: MSFT to 400 tomorrow and 440 by eow 🤡 full recovery on NOW and other SAAS inbound. My July Calls will be saved. Inshallah
[+6] u/ckami_91: Microstrategy -80% in 1 year
LMFAOOOOO
[+6] u/CamOper: KOSPI is stored in the balls
[+6] u/fabledsoe: Cmon $MSTR lawsuit! Lets get this Ponzi scheme over with.
[+6] u/Stryker9110: Corn absolutely dead
[+6] u/BeginnersDuck777: They shoved a giant green cock up my ass!!!
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: Incoming +2% spy day, boss I'm tired..
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: War restarted when markets closed yet another fake ceasefire before markets reopen gives reason to pump it? Honestly a fuckin criminal joke at this point.
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: this week MSFT and PLTR will finally print
[+6] u/spreadbetfred: Bers frame mogged by bulls aura farming yet again.
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Regarded bers posting Iran news all weekend thinking it'll dump, only for futes to open green. Like every other weekend 🤡
[+6] u/itsnotshade: My boy Barak Ravid just dropped another banger before futes opened.
Friday’s dip buyers about to be rewarded.
[+6] u/cheweyy: koreans salivating with their fingers on the sell button
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Holy shit Futes are futing
[+6] u/cailebs: Nap time, futes red when I wake up 🙏
[+6] u/HealthyMembership946: Thank the Heavens I didn’t hold over weekend. The STRESS
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: a lot of angry and desperate bears already today a good omen
[+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Yall thought Trump was gonna let the stock market go down right before July 4th? Smh
[+6] u/Graxiano: Told ya’ll way too bearish in here and it’s the 4th of July, no market crash until next week, play this week is calls and scale into puts for next week.
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: Remember what the Iranian guy said, fade the first move! If it goes up short it and if it goes down long it.
You forget the teachings of the Hormuz, infidel
[+6] u/seandr0ne: Calls on frozen orange juice concentrate
[+6] u/upvz: inject that shrek into my veins
[+6] u/New_Competition_410: My move tomorrow is to lose money at all costs
[+6] u/orcassharks: Maybe this is their deal to get $300B lol
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: They claim a ceasefire of a ceasefire of a ceasefire of a ceasefire based on a ceasefire
[+5] u/ZYHUA: Generational dump incoming, short the futures now before it’s too late
[+5] u/twostroke1: No clanker daughter of mine will ever date some human scum boy.
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Iran's reparations is coming from the market, it's blatantly obvious
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: What’s different between these talks and the last?
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: TSLA calls.. reporting their car sales numbers on July 2, I believe… and it will be more than predicted.. thanks to SPCX buying so many cyber trucks and model S to drive around the grounds..
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: To be fair, it would be in poor taste to not have a cease fire during our birthday week
[+5] u/Ok_Welcome5759: I like it when my bags get pumped. Can u help me dad?
\-baron
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Crypto decided to die again
[+5] u/Fact-Resident: So much for digital gold. What use is btc as a “store of value” if its value is wholly contigent on the market?
[+5] u/cheesygordita: 5 minutes until oil is free
[+5] u/jdfan51: If msft is green spy poots
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: 🚨 CIRCUIT BREAKERS 🚨
[+5] u/Stutteringstew: SHOW ME THE NUMBERS!
[+5] u/magicstickrick: AMZN jump from all the prime day sales
[+5] u/mikebones: You either sell the pump or you get left holding the bag
[+5] u/ProgramNo7409: Balls deep into Wendy's.
[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: lol bers fuk yet again, should be used to it by now though
[+5] u/Bizonistic: War is bullish as fuck, shoot me a few more missiles
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: i literally told yall on saturday morning there’s gonna be a ceasefire by sunday 🤣🤣🤣
mango too predictable
[+5] u/Chrg88: The entire AI ecosystem is based on our conversations in this thread.
CALLS on RDDT
[+5] u/Ok_Structure1184: The iran thing has nothing to do with yhe market. There are many other issues.
[+5] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Futures just opened, are up 0.5% pretty much immediately, and bears are celebrating. Did I wake up in some alternate reality where everyone is retarded?
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Korea gonna dump for the 1000th straight day and send this red
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: War back on and futes green...lmao
[+5] u/Altruistic-Place: Belive it or not, call.
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: bears actually thought they were about to make money off that weekend headline like it was a new trick
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: How is CL not spiking up, ain't no way tankers are still going through the strait rn
[+5] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/78rmglgql3ah1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3b2febe50943de0aecd99163da67b51a1eddb9c
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: Lol your puts are fuked.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: # U.S. and Iran agree to halt strikes, set Tuesday talks in Qatar
The United States and Iran agreed on Sunday to cease all military strikes against each other and will meet Tuesday in Doha, Qatar, to resolve their dispute over the Strait of Hormuz, according to Axios, which cited a senior U.S. official.
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Regarded still think the market is moving due to fake ceasefires. Inflation, MAG7 CapEx and interest rate hikes are what you should look at.
[+5] u/Micronto65bymay: I'd thank my dad every night for raising me a bull. But he's a stupid bear that listens to Cramer.
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Wars over again and samsung is rumored to drop billions on AI infrastructure again. MU to 2000
[+5] u/Iunatic: Crypto down, stocks up. The universe is healing.
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: 🌽 dumping despite axios report.
[+5] u/LordDarthRasta: pump at open, drop all day, dead cat bounce at closing
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: We get the no war mega pump fake-out weekend without ever actually being in a war.
[+5] u/ten7four: NEW AXIOS REPORT: 🥭 mandates revolutionary new circuit breaker, set to halt US stock market at -0.00001%. Stocks to never go down again.
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: If the next XBOX can be quantum powered they’d sell infinite numbers lmao
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: War on/off. Bubble on/off.
Thus, your risk must be on/off.
[+5] u/bikkhu42: **AFTER REVIEW, PLAYER 10, PARAGUAY, COVER HIS MOUTH. DECISION IS RED CARD**
[+5] u/apeserveapes: Sit on my hands and let the buy orders execute.
[+5] u/BiggieMoe01: OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!!
[+5] u/shocksquad: jfc man, i bought 4k of spy calls for tomorrow. WTF
[+5] u/eoiioe: Back to normal, MMs made some good tendies on retail
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: u/enginra don’t you hate when it enters the room before you do and everyone starts clapping
[+5] u/Bombingit: Yay the war is over!
[+5] u/Effective_Sugar9178: I just had a dream that SOXL suddenly went all the way up to 530, then dropped to 220 again in a blink of an eye and it was too fast that I couldn’t TP. Guess I should stop looking at my portfolio too often
[+5] u/Acceptable-Two5692: Bagholding my NOW position and hoping for another 10% day every day of coming week
[+14] u/whitewashedsyrian: Another day, another market manipulating news article by axios.
[+14] u/CalRippedken: We haven't pumped on these talks yet
[+13] u/No-Relationship8261: Holy shit ber civilization ended again
[+12] u/31andnotdone: in case i forget to tell you later, i had a really nice time
[+12] u/Actual-Reporter4435: Another weekend of bers being loud and wrong LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/No-Clerk7943: SAY IT WITH ME SPY 800 EOW
[+11] u/Geoff_Dawmer: He's playing 4Dimentia chess.
[+9] u/ChipWong82: Can we send over 300 billion baconators to Iran as partial payment?
[+9] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Port was up 368% last week.
All time you ask?
We dont' talk about that.
[+9] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: I'm not buying on margin, I'm loan maxxing
We're not the same.
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: I was voted most likely to suceed in rehab
[+8] u/whitepug: Peace deal scams back on the menu LMAO
[+8] u/shinigami_2245: An absolute masterclass in market manipulation
[+8] u/Extension-Change-441: market cannot crash before july 4th even if iran attacks the NYSE itself
[+8] u/donefukupped: So weekend war for the next two years?
[+8] u/iamjt: Holy shit I am still green
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: “The 52 weekend war”
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: If WW3 occurs it will only run on Friday after market close to Sun future opening time
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I literally witnessed QQQ going from up 2% to red in 10 minutes last week. I don't trust this shit at all
[+7] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Futures and OIL rising ... who's lying?
[+7] u/michaelis999: imagine not thinking we rally around america's birthday fucking bozos
[+7] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: So what you’re saying is, when bombing starts at 3:50 on a Friday, buy calls?
[+7] u/No-Clerk7943: Holy shit futes up 1%
[+7] u/ez399017: Just doordashed 20 nuggies, fry, and a frosty. You’re welcome regards
[+7] u/circadiggmigration: Bitcoin continues it's climb to all time lows.
edit: Also, I hate to say I told you so (not really I love it) but I warned everyone, right before the drop.
[+7] u/crazyfool319: Imagine paying $60,000 for fake internet money that has no value and will eventually will go to 0
Now imagine paying $120,000 last year for fake internet money that has no value and being down 50% LMAO
[+7] u/Odd_Papaya8305: damn my gf and i just broke up and i feel horrible
[+7] u/JAntaresN: I wont taunt the bers cuz karma is gonna eat my ass 😔.
[+7] u/Bogart30: Wendy’s will pay my car off or working at Wendy’s will pay my car off. One of these is true.
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Imagine thinking market is going to go down on USA birthday week
[+6] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Bunch of panicky bers in here
[+6] u/rottenfence: I mean.. last week sucked and this is the week of the 4th so SPY $750+ EOW will not surprise me.
[+6] u/allfat: Hormuz scheduled to open tomorrow 930am us eastern time
[+6] u/potato111a: FUTES GREEN CORN RED, NATURE IS HEALING. WEN LAMBO LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Come on bitcoin break 60k so the real crying starts lmao
[+6] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Is mayonnaise a financial instrument
[+6] u/No-Clerk7943: Holy futes exploding up my anus
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: Futes are hilarious.
[+6] u/eje0100: Those 12 ES mini contracts I bought at close are printing right now!!! 💰💰
[+6] u/Vlashaaak: Hello my fellow gambling addicts
[+6] u/zestykite: markets up. war is good news.
[+6] u/0DTE4Me: Everyone stupid enough to be buying puts deserves all the losses their going to take tomorrow lmao it makes me happier that you idiots are losing than all the money I’ll be making on my 30k of calls lmfao so glad I’m not afflicted with the downs like all you dumbases trying to squeeze a fast food restaurant while being too stupid to go long when every single time it goes down it goes back up but if you’re to dumb to see that you’re probably the type of tard to also think btc is a scam lmfao have fun staying broke losers you deserve it :)
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Urrr mi Gerrard 🥭 must've changed his name to Mango World Peace this time! 😆
It's probably to lure Retail in tomorrow and maybe Tuesday to
then dump.
[+6] u/XOGPlayerOne: FULL YOLO PORT SPY CALLS 800$
[+6] u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks: Please god I have been a good boy. Please, all I ask is for a million USD.
[+6] u/Vegetable-Big3545: AI ROTATIONS MY ASSHOLE FULLPORT MICRON AND SANDISK (NGA)
(NFA)\*
[+6] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: What I love about all the proponents of cryptocurrency is that they still are obsessed with the US dollar value of it. So they are measuring value growth or value decline by how much it’s worth in dollars… so dollars ultimately being their value store measure
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: PEACE DEAL #93 ON THE BOOKS LET'S GO
[+6] u/ChannelGullible7324: Msft 394 gap fill on Monday lfg
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Oil bols bers getting ass fked without lube tomorrow yay
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: yall drank the kool aid and shorted at the end of the day friday. deal is back on right before futures
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Feeling cute might short squeeze
[+5] u/bootsupondesk: Is now a good time to buy corn?
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Is Michael Saylor more disgusting than Zuckerberg?
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Meal costs 32$. Uber giving you 40% off and it ends up costing 32$
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Just a reminder to everybody that Epstein didn’t want Saylor Moon on the island.
[+5] u/KaTz1_: 50 min till overnight stock training ?
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: WEN makes more money than spcx. It should be a trillion dollar company
[+5] u/johndaly88: If this shit holds, its unbelievable. Nothing has changed since friday other than a fake skirmish that is now “over”. And it pumps!
[+5] u/Incognadeau: The market will dump when the oil shorts get squeezed. China might have to start buying for that to happen
[+5] u/31andnotdone: It might taste like house keys, but theres no place like home 🏡
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Modern wars are friday 5pm until monday 6am
[+5] u/SalmonTheSalesman: lets hope the koreans dont fuck on this overnight
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: Greedy bers held their puts and are absolutely seething at the incoming gap up. Understandable but still gay
[+5] u/edm4un: Ugg to poor to buy anything but I hope DRAM goes up this week.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Black swan event this week
[+5] u/claytondpark: Pump this shiet daddy's got some calls that are -40%
[+5] u/Beneficial_Sense_275: Bulls are happy with 0.7% lol. When we crash it would be 60-70% in 1 hour
Lmao 🤣🤣 bul are fuked
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: Temu steaks for the 4th of July
Im going to splurge
[+5] u/qui_tam_gogh: immanentizing the eschaton
[+5] u/DNAPCRMASTER: Got my first foot job yesterday it was nice
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: Ceasefire ETF CEASE , top 10 holdings:
Truth social posts 80%
Axios reports: 20%
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Came here to check the sentiment on futures before actually checking futures
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Iran already denying AXioS reports but oil gunna dump anyway
[+5] u/ACiD_80: One of these days the actual war wil begin in the middle of the week during officehours because they have conditioned everyone to expect it to happen conveniently in the weekend.
[+5] u/itssomeidiot: The whole market dumped for an entire week and people think it will dump some more?? On America's 250th birthday? Get real. We getting SPY 800 eow
[+5] u/WarmMinimalist: Apple wants to buy memory chips from China because Micron keeps fleecing them
[+5] u/WickedFrags: SLS beyond Kuiper Belt!!!!
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: And the crowd goes mild
[+5] u/euphoricmoonberry: I’ll just be happy if Mu doesn’t open under 1100
[+5] u/PositiveAdagio891: They’re eating the CORN😭
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Polar bers are cool and all but have you heard of Broke bers?
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: When 🥭 heard the term weekend warrior he took that to heart
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: I fucking love Barak Ravid. like genuinely
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Thank god the war is over for the 19th time, my Airbnb on the strait is getting terrible reviews with all the missiles.
[+13] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Gentlemen. It has been neither an honor. Nor a privilege. 🫡
[+13] u/iSOBigD: I'm not falling for this shit again, puts at open cause I know it'll crash like always
[+12] u/Life-Trade-6514: You gotta be a special regard to think we aren't pumping to ath on the 250th week
[+12] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Everyone who swerves in and out of traffic to get ahead while causing everyone else to brake on a two lane highway deserves to be drone striked
[+12] u/Intelligent_Age_84: thank god korea is out of the world cup, deserved for selling on their open every single time
[+12] u/JoocePop: Everyone is saying to buy puts. It’s def going back to ATH
[+12] u/jraiv420: Bols pump fading just like them in bed
[+11] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I just can't imagine what the hell will all the history textbooks will be saying about this time period in US history. Shit is insane
[+10] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Two ny strip steaks at local supermarket. $52. Feel like i'm paying for my local butcher's divorce.
[+9] u/WordsHappenedHere: BREAKING NEWS: Bears lose again
[+9] u/OperationOld9540: Will buy $MSTR at 40.
[+9] u/East-Description-243: Come on Msft $400 end of week
[+9] u/DarkR124: Can we just ban Korea from trading? Holy fuck.
[+9] u/jraiv420: Koreans called the AXIOS bluff fading the 🌮 pump
[+9] u/sabatiel180: Bol already in shambles. 😂
[+9] u/Sick0h: Koreapoors are ruining my life
[+8] u/callsonreddit: What in the market manipulation is this
[+8] u/BigStepMaestro: Mu plz stunt on these hoes 🙏🏾
[+8] u/alfred250: Midwest suburban dads are the straightest guys on earth until they get to a PGA event. They would cheat on their wives with Scottie Scheffler if they could.
[+8] u/diefy7321: # 1 minute until bers cry harder
[+8] u/Stonksupdown: Even MSFT is green, it’s actually over for bears LOL
[+8] u/pmotiveforce: Lololol imagine believing a source of "US official" saying US and Iran agreed to talks for the 45th time, lololol.
That official'sname? "Arnold Grump", and his voice sounded surprisingly familiar despite clear attempts to sound like an Austrian.
[+7] u/thrillho145: btc down 31% YTD is pretty funny
[+7] u/InformationSad5653: 15 minutes until we see if Asians want to be angry or not
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Weekend comes: bombing resumes.
Sunday futures open: we have a deal.
Weekend comes: bombing resumes.
Sunday futures open: we have a deal.
Weekend comes: bombing resumes.
Sunday futures open: we have a deal.
Weekend comes: bombing resumes.
Sunday futures open: we have a deal.
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: No bukkake from Asia tonight
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Gentlemen, it’s about time.
[+7] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: SOXL calls and MSFT puts - I’m either retiring or picking up an extra shift tomorrow
[+7] u/tocinoman: Kospi needs to go to fucking therapy and figure out how to chill out
[+7] u/Competitive-Elk9326: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+7] u/_Fibbles_: The Koreans don't seem to care that talks are going well
Don't they know that's un-American?
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: software up tomorrow? place your bets.
[+7] u/EarlyPattern6315: Wtf are those Koreans
[+7] u/FartPolluter: This TACO bounce not very convincing
[+7] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Ban Korea from everything.
[+7] u/Background-Nothing71: Oh dam maybe bers aren’t fukt afterall
[+6] u/Muted_Honeydew_2195: Semis have dropped like three times already in a month before going straight to an ATH and yall are freaking the fuck out. You really do need to be regarded to be here
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Just once i want to be the one that dumps my bags on people. Im sick of getting dumped on 💩
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: No matter how green tomorrow is, nothing will stop MSFT from closing red
[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Does Iran have a stock market or nah
[+6] u/No-Plankton9514: AXIOS REPORTS NEGATIVE PRESS COVFEFE BROUGHT MICROSOFT BACK TO 2017 AD LEVELS
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: LOL BOLS REALLY THOT
[+6] u/Ltheman00: My MU sold for 1330🤯
[+6] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Kospi doesn’t like peace apparently
[+6] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: This US official guy knows how to pump the markets
[+6] u/pseudo_rockstar: This market is completely retarded
[+6] u/RonBlake: ..they don’t have Axios in Korea?
[+6] u/Sick0h: All I’m saying is if Kim was running things down there he’d have removed the sell button as an option.
[+6] u/ateranol: Credit where credit is true - respect to Trump for only waging war during non-trading hours
[+6] u/Best_Regard: MU and Wendys to the moon 🤝
[+6] u/EdoTensei10: koreans dumping cause their team got eliminated.
[+6] u/deben360: I wonder if ill be rich or poor tomorrow
[+6] u/JPRCR: Tomorrow MU opens at 1200 and reaches 1500 by Friday
[+6] u/Competitive-Elk9326: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+6] u/flowingwin: Market makers are negotiating directly with Iran now. Cutting out the 🍊 middle man
[+6] u/baller1able: Q's futes was just up 1% an hour ago and now it's red. This market is insane 😭
[+6] u/CryptoTAGod: crazy how SK basically has bols by the balls nowadays
[+5] u/Desmater: Buy the dip paid off if futures and then pre-market continue green.
[+5] u/neariced: 🥭 only attack Iran to get another fake peace deal pump LOL
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Futes ripping ber r fuk
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Koreans will sell off futes to protest their team getting sent home so early in the World Cup
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Pump me harder Zaddy
[+5] u/nordik1: BOYS ASSUME PUMP POSITION
[+5] u/Inevitable-Poetry447: Last week I bought MSFT, MCD, META, NFLX, GOOGL, and CASY. All are discounts right now
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Bro living in a fantasy world
[+5] u/Similar-Reporter5810: This shit will continue to loop until israel leaves lebanon and you guys believe in it every single time lmao
[+5] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: Buttcoin going to zero
[+5] u/JoocePop: BROOOO YOU THOUGHT IRAN MISSLES WERE BEARISH LMAO WAR IS BULLISH
[+5] u/therealcoon: This pump is def going to fade.
[+5] u/Thephatpiggy: Wheres Kim Jun when you need him smh... end S Koreas madness
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: !banbet SOXL +6% 24hrs
[+5] u/5uNmk: Move Sk Hynix to the NASDAQ already! End this SK fuckery
[+5] u/oldprecision: I can’t believe the amount money that has been made in this on again off again romance.
[+5] u/inputwander: Spcx to moon now plz. Copium in high effect
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Apple will raise prices on all devices because of memory costs.
Also Apple - will now buy memory from China at a discount.
AAPL = $350 soon.
[+5] u/__nameless____: look at this shit, so funny lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Abe2025: Weak ass fute. -10% incoming
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Can we just pump pls
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Rip670: mango used ceasefire
it wasn't very effective
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers real tough until the futes open
[+5] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: 🥭 has done it again hahahahahhahah
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: US and Iran may not agree on Hormuz but at least they come together on Sunday nights for market manipulation.
[+5] u/Trash_Panda_Trading: SPCX to 35. Fucking scam of a company
[+5] u/jraiv420: Koreans dumping Samsung and SK hard
[+5] u/leshermes: koreaboos want to play green light, RED light today 🙈📉
[+5] u/emckreddit: LAC. Long play of course but I’m buying the dip!!!
[+5] u/TopDawgLawdotcom: QQQ back to $730 easy
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Breaking news: Axios to replace all employees with the following flowchart:
War -> Deal -> 🔁
[+5] u/turtleofgirth: This will pump till open then sell off a bit and then trade flat.
[+13] u/Standard_Tea8250: all of a sudden everyone is on MSFTs dick
[+12] u/Prior_Funny: Ban Kpop till they stop dumping
[+12] u/SoloDragonGT: Smells like bitch in Korea again lol
[+11] u/Kingmusk420: MU 🐻, I know you feel the 10% up day for MU tomorrow. Don’t be shy, embrace it.
[+11] u/boose36: You bought puts?
It’s the 250th anniversary of this nation, and you bought puts?
[+11] u/mrgr33n420: Buy calls. Its gonna rip. We all know it.
[+10] u/thelonewanderer333: Bulls are so coddled. News of further strikes is delayed until AH on Friday. Peace talks are announced again on Sunday just before futes open. We have 0.1% dips and algos trip over themselves pumping it by 0.5% afterwards.
The next circuit breaker can't come soon enough.
[+10] u/dune2350: Iran deal is half strikes, half cease fire, check with israel.
[+9] u/stonksf: MSFT LMFAO WTF IS GOING ON
[+9] u/DebtOk4461: Fake ass dip on Microsoft is over. Time to breach $400
[+9] u/moosewithamuffin: If MMs were trying to shake me out of my positions well they sure did LMAO
[+9] u/notathrowawayfs: Wendy’s kinda breaking out right now
[+8] u/Common_Ad_3059: So Koreans are dumping ram and buying Wendys
[+8] u/Confident-Window4928: Microslop calls at the bottom. Wish I full ported
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: I should have bought some MSFT leaps last Thursday when they bottomed but I have so much trauma from trading them I couldn't bring myself to do it
[+8] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Is Barron here with us?
[+8] u/widerdog: Microslop red by open
[+8] u/KissMyRichard: Just had some chick that was 6 years younger than me try to pick me up at a bar.
Anyway calls on Wendy's.
[+8] u/WKL1054: Sorry memory is full, would you like to clear some storage space?
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: Another 5% day for MSFT incoming
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Pentagon holds off announcing strikes until an hour after market close on Friday, U.S. and Iran agree to pause strikes an hour before futures open on Sunday. You cannot make ts up bro 😭
[+7] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Is MSTR dead? When are they gonna refinance their 12b unrealized loss?
[+7] u/Vlisa: Polymarket bets on strikes over the weekend/ending before futures is passive income at this point.
[+7] u/derprondo: $WEN makes my bub bubs bounce
[+7] u/Lextron: like mama always said, a watched stock never boils
[+7] u/Common_Ad_3059: Is everything a casino?
[+7] u/surmoiFire: South Korea got eliminated in world cup, expect KOSPI to be down as they need to sell to cover the sport bets
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I need a 500 bagger tomorrow. I need tickets to the next Team USA soccer game.
[+7] u/Nerfarean: Regard more fun and actually spicier
[+6] u/MICT3361: That fat bitch Wendy better pay up
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Koreans gonna circuit breaker today again aren’t they lmao
[+6] u/stonksf: This sub sold Msft at 349
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Who is getting their biggie bag
[+6] u/SaltyRiceCake90: if i buy WEN now... is it going to dump on me by morning?
[+6] u/LiferagerX: Nothing makes me smile more than checking in here with my fellow regards 🤌
[+6] u/IHateVisualMod: QQQ already going below 700 wow
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: Mods are retards. They can't vibecode a ticker board that gets QQQ gains right after 2 weeks?QQQ has been 1.41% every day for 2 weeks.
I'm going to invest in QQQ based on their retarded ticker board and sue them for being wrong.
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: My one shit robotics play is up 17% with some volume. Wtf.
[+6] u/Pandiferous_Panda: WEN
MEET ME BEHIND THE DUMPSTER
[+5] u/stonksf: Mfer buying memory after a 1000% run 🫡
[+5] u/Ill-Pollution649: The market is looking bad damn. I won’t be looking at my portfolio in a while
[+5] u/Commercial_Lie6428: Just remember, Korea follows America . Selloff was expected for them we just wait for 6:30 to be saved amen
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Koreans at it again lol
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Burrys bet is $700 leap calls? He is selling before earnings
[+5] u/Jolly_Cicada380: Lmao people are still buying puts that I’m selling
[+5] u/svpa3991: Wow msft please hold these gains holy fk
[+5] u/tiger1191: Congrats to the bears, AI is very outdated and the memory demand has been met. We will continue to see massive declines.
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Msft to 500 this month
[+5] u/Andyinvesting: Won’t someone think of the Corn 🌽 farmers
[+5] u/Evatend: I have calls but i lack the confidence to believe that the market would actually pump tomorrow.
[+5] u/C0up7: Almost $9 again lmao
[+5] u/Bravadette: Ber... look. I bought u a house.
https://preview.redd.it/1pk72ywvd4ah1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f9ac5656256f4bc8211df7a89c0f4aa81e9719d
[+5] u/EternaIRivaI: Someone finally scored a goal
[+5] u/PresentationOk1167: The Sunday circuit ~~party~~ breaker bears are about to get the biggest green dildo
[+5] u/more_aero: What’s not priced in is that Iran has the straight completely controlled. We might stop our attacks, but they’ve made it clear they own that waterway. Will be an interesting Monday.
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Bought a space etf and I'm down 30%, never been so wrecked by a fucking etf lol
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: Nikkei down 1% as investors learn most of the rise was from Yen depreciating LMAO
[+16] u/i_simp_f: I will eat everybody here out
[+14] u/Weak_Emu3659: Concerned that people may be gambling here with money they can't afford to lose.
Highly concerned.
[+13] u/MirSha997: WEN posts are being actively deleted on WSB. Huge buy signal
[+13] u/A_Credo: Those fake Axios ceasefire tweets just don’t hit like they used to.
[+12] u/quantumlyregarded: Going to bed. I truly hope all your options are ITM and your stonks go 🚀.
[+11] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🚨 WE GOT AN INVERSE COCK AND BALLS PATTERN ON THE MSFT CHART PEOPLE. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
[+10] u/sklewtz: Making friends as an adult is so hard 🥹
[+10] u/Napster-mp3: I just need $100k/month and I can fast forward my goals
[+10] u/LarsTarkas: Shorts have been brutalizing my small caps
[+10] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Why do the Koreans keep letting the K-pop demons win?
[+10] u/Open_Waltz6902: K-Pop, Squid games, skincare and now the performance of my portfolio. South Korea lowkey the world superpower
[+9] u/prana_fish: I do not trust these shifty ho bag markets while the Koreans still have electricity.
[+9] u/0DTEKing: NVDA is the opportunity buy here
[+8] u/fartpooppee420: Calls on seizures as I cold turkey quit a 10mg of Xanax a day for the last 6 months habit
[+8] u/rhuffq: I am 48 and pray that AI and neural link will advance so fast that by the time I’m 70 they’ll have retirement homes that are just pods where they jack you into fantasy world to live out your life. To hell with Mars give us that.
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: “Microsoft rises 1.74% overnight on lawsuit investigation and mixed investor sentiment regarding 2026 capex spending”
Thanks HOOD. Truly remarkable AI
[+8] u/maximus_olibius: Wendys for breakfast!
[+8] u/big_chestnut: imagine selling MSFT at $350
[+7] u/soscribbly: Hmm still seeing some WSB bears thinking MSFT got a leg down left
$400 EOW incoming 🚀
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Wow what a bunch of cuties in here tonight 🤩
[+7] u/isolated-cat: believe it or not it is time to go long oil again
[+7] u/DLD1123: Monday should be a good day for stocks!
\-Joe Obama
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Just need a 10 bagger to return to par 🦧
[+7] u/Chlo-Motion: Another week of the thumb drive company making its way towards $3,000
[+7] u/prana_fish: Jesus FUCK what is this price action
[+7] u/Much-Anybody-3871: The average bear has a $50 net worth btw
[+7] u/pumpkin1986: Green futes at night, gay bear’s delight
Green futes in morning, gay bear take warning
[+6] u/No_Arm_6582: God damn some of you whine so much about NVDA. Almost a 5 TRILLION dollar company and you want it to go up 10% daily. Those days are over
[+6] u/bringkiteback: I’ve been processed meat maxing I bet I get cancer way faster than yall
[+6] u/FuckleUp: JPM collar is Tuesday. Iron your shirts. The only trade you need 4x a year
[+6] u/tenfthigher: KOSPI halt button worn out
[+6] u/extralargeboi: MSFT has one green day and everyone is a MSFT bol now.
[+6] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: Samsung, SK Hynix shares fall as investors brace for reported $1.3 trillion spending plans
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/29/samsung-sk-hynix-reported-1point3-reported-trillion-spending-plans.html
[+6] u/GloveBrilliant1190: Are mentions of WEN banned yet?
[+6] u/3brcuse: i'm glad they're selling. i still have cash i need to deploy in pre-market. we will pump at open regardless of what Koreans are doing now
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: SPCX opens the week at $154.72 and closes the week at $106.38.....👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[+6] u/AgentBlackwell: Only Steve Jobs can save us now
[+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Korea too distracted by league of legends MSI to pump the markets
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Sell in June, go Microsoft soon
[+5] u/Antiwhippy: What if Trump saw the drop, panicked, and made a deal with Iran where they started striking each other again just so they can restart this peace deals pumps?
[+5] u/Ohlele: Luckily, I sold all my memory stocks last week. I knew they were doing to be doomed.
[+5] u/West_Lavishness6689: arent the TRUMP accounts getting funded starting Monday June 29th? market pump before USA 250th anniversary. Murica! 🇺🇲
[+5] u/NotMe357: Don't forget Samsung will talk about how they're gonna investing around $600B in Korean this Monday.
[+5] u/NotMe357: Everything was fine, until Korean Nation attacks.
[+5] u/LostMyMag: War starts again, +1%, peace deal reached, another +2%, infinite money glitch discovered
[+5] u/drkgla: You wouldn't download extra RAM
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: I don’t recall refreshing the KOSPI chart this much in the past, I just might be over leveraged.
[+5] u/HywayKind: so much time before monday options close
[+5] u/Samjabr: MSTR legit going to zero?
[+5] u/bigfan49: I full ported MU at $80 and RKLB at $20 and then sold both during a loss week and then they never came back
[+27] u/Xzlk: Sitting down and watching a movie without looking at your phone is the modern day version of reading a novel.
[+12] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Never understood why I suck at trading until now. I’m half Korean
[+10] u/silverbulls8: MSFT pumping all week.
[+10] u/cloudsofgrey: No matter how retarded you are just know sadly there are people who actually believe in the bullshit he says and does.
[+8] u/Imaginary_Sugar_3138: this shit is gonna dump so hard at open lol
[+8] u/Cardiff07: Dram-it. Looks like I’m putting the fries in the bag
[+8] u/Bag_holder1: 🥭 says to buy stocks, won the war again but your still buying puts smh
[+8] u/1M-to-Zero: The entire internet will buy WEN tomorrow
[+8] u/Informal_Bench_7219: DRAM is a worthless cunt
[+8] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Crude oil implies the existance well mannered oil.
[+8] u/Amsnyc007: Way too many DRAM bulls in here. Big sell off coming.
[+7] u/Boraximus: The Koreans are disappointing me
[+7] u/Salt_Contract342: I forget how weak the CAD is vs the USD until I transfer to my US stock account. Par just over a decade ago, and now I lose 30% to even buy good stocks. And you think your gov sucks for your economy. Fuck me.
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Koreans! I won’t forgive you for DRAM
[+7] u/JPowTheDayTrader: A toddler waved and said hi to me at the park. So wholesome. Made my day.
[+6] u/Coffeewin: Rotation back into BAG7 pls
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: DRam; "it's not you, it's me..I just need some time to think things through"
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: r/oil in absolute shambles. they really thought they were about to eat 🤣🤣
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: This shits about to fly…….into the fuckin ground
[+6] u/Wolf_Faust_: Does anyone like Lilly ?
[+6] u/Plaguesofman: DRAM.. like actual physical ram prices are still crazy.
Green by end of day.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #We don't take kindly to ber in this town LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Sigh...nvda back to the 160s..
[+6] u/Room_101_Escapee: Bought CRWV at 105 and selling it for 80. Almost there
[+6] u/Rajiiin: Looking at the option chain for all major stocks it's gonna be a rough week
[+6] u/GPUssydestroyer: Are you from last year?
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: My TLRY bags are gonna get lighter?!
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Everyone cashing out on MFST when market opens
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: If the government allows apple, dell, hp etc to start buying Chinese memory, your gonna want to buy puts against your mu position
[+5] u/Effective_Throat6127: Imagen being Ber ...
[+5] u/The_Albertino: What’s the real reason for all the Iran headlines, nobody cares anymore. It is way overplayed
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Almost decided to hold puts over the weekend last Friday. Thank god I didn't.
[+12] u/OK_Computer10101: I have a dream… that one day MU haters will have to buy MU at $3000 a share
[+10] u/KayMS_: Oh fuck you're gonna make me time the market instead of time in the market
[+9] u/WarrenOfdiesel: This community is hilarious , the random comments and openly calling people retarded. 😂😂😂😂😂
[+9] u/yahooms: # SPY: I HATE BEING BIPOLAR. IT'S AWESOME
[+8] u/goofy-boots: the show young Sheldon or w.e pisses me off for no good reason
[+8] u/legible_print: AI demand is going to be enormous for a very long time
[+8] u/NiceOwner: I have a great announcement, I will be full porting into MU tomorrow, I think it’s great timing since Apple is using a cheap memory from China. I’m inversing common sense here. This is the way
[+7] u/NiceOwner: You have to Brainwash yourself, you have to believe your delusions to get ahead.
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: There are no girls on the internet, stop pretending you fat fuck
[+6] u/ChampagnePapi-: what should i buy wife for wedding anniversary
[+6] u/Affectionate_Tart_38: Money rotation to tech stocks began it looks like
[+6] u/cashflow_: I DONT POST HERE ANYMORE
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Doordashing responsibly so I can throw it all in 0dtes irresponsibly
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Peace talks going well, RIP 🌈🐻
[+6] u/oldbeancam: He’s taking credit for Bin Laden now too, huh?
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Every guy on dating apps “oh you trade did you buy the spacex ipo”
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: Went all in on MU, SNDK, and MRVL on Friday. How retarded am I?
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: At least the wen community members have a sense of humor.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Probably lose some money on calls and puts tomorrow.
But it’s the anxiety of not knowing just how much I’ll lose that makes it interesting
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Still remember when my mother in law gave me a delta 20? Cbd chocolate at thanksgiving. It was 75mg. Sounded like a lot so I ate a tiny nibble. Then little more. Then little more. Started feeling it. I had 1/3 of it. Really hit hard. Told my wife what happened and told her there was no way I could put our son to bed and had to put myself to bed. Told her I’d never accept thc or cbd from her mom again. Learned her dad was incoherent after eating one a few weeks earlier so she took it away from him and gave to me. Apparently it’s important to understand the dosing
[+5] u/elitepilot09: I guess MAG7 are America's darlings for a reason. Gonna load up on open.
[+5] u/LeadingNASDAQ: You’re all fake and gay ai bots, dead internet theory pumping up your own bot needs of ai and chips to beat humanity, I’m onto you. \*puts on tin foil\* and another thing if it’s good enough to screenshot it’s good enough to sell.
[+5] u/Beloved_Mango: If WEN hits $10 tomorrow I’ll put my peepee in a chocolate frosty
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Koreans need to chill
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: ayo fuck the fuckin futes
[+12] u/sinag19: I have MU and dram calls am I cooked guys 🥲🥲🥲
[+12] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: DRAM a piece of hot garbage
[+12] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: What time rug pull? I'm thinking 5 mins before the bell
[+11] u/OG_L0c: When I was younger, I was poor. But now that I'm older, I am no longer young
[+10] u/user_nombre_: 760 Green shlong before the 250th anniversary!
[+10] u/Competitive_Door_605: Goodnight everyone. See you in the morning holding a biggie bag
[+9] u/lschoch2: Is it time to rotate to software
[+9] u/adilmasoodkh: Chill. It'll be 80 in no time. One good day and it does 15%, and you're back to the 80s.
[+8] u/PandoraBot: I hate that msft ran only after I sold covered calls
[+7] u/Final_Ad9418: DRAM gonna be green when i wake up
[+7] u/potsmokinsocialist: US and Iran agree to halt attacks and renew talks, US official says
[https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/us-carries-out-fresh-strikes-against-iran-after-tanker-struck-hormuz-escalating-2026-06-27/](https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/us-carries-out-fresh-strikes-against-iran-after-tanker-struck-hormuz-escalating-2026-06-27/)
[+7] u/Sunkettle: DRAM down bad all of last week and in the overnight market. I’m sick 😭
Went full port expecting it to go back up by the start of this week. Guess I’ll be waiting
[+7] u/Taraih: People took 5% daily on DRAM stocks and now cry that its volatile pump n dumping
[+7] u/Old_Evidence8598: Beta South Korea is cringe affff
[+7] u/moorhound: I can't believe they actually weekend warred it lmao
Iran's gotta be in on this scheme
[+7] u/maximuminimum: Being a bear must feel just like not taking the billion dollars because you’re afraid the immortal intelligent snail might touch you one day
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: The good thing about a good bombing over the weekend is that you get a green Monday if you stop it on Sunday
[+6] u/ninjobreadman: Ever since the pdt trade the market can’t hold any consistent green days. You brokies really ruined my calls
[+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: There's not many of them left after that heatwave and fewer with electricity
[+6] u/Civil-Flight-1894: the storm before the calm dram
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: She's a 10, but has more roast beef than Arby's
[+6] u/isospeedrix: down 98.88% on my msft leaps, maybe down to 97% tmr
[+5] u/Horcsogg: The Iranians are 100% in on this market fuckery. They send a few drones and do some minimal damage to some rich oil countries and call them 'strikes'.
Then notice how when Trumpet announces peace talks they always stop striking targets for a few days / a week too.
They are 100% trading the market and could be making hundreds of millions of dollaros each time.
[+5] u/drakilian: DRAM basically one to one inversing Microsoft is crazy
The avatars of the Semis vs Software war facing off against each other
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: BB and ORCL calls
SPY puts lots of puts 0dte at open
[+5] u/AccomplishedAir2462: I live for the roast beef
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: There’s a South African soccer player with the last name Sithole.
[+5] u/wsbgodly123: War- what is it good for?
[+10] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Eurochads please take us to paradise
[+9] u/jijitalk: Watch mag7 announce cutting spending until the prices come down. Just to fuck with the DRAM regards lmao.
[+9] u/w8w8dont: Owning stock in Microsoft should automatically certify you for a mental disability. Each stock purchase should come with a helmet and waterwings.
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I just had the worst and most traumatizing cramp in my calf. Holy fuck I thought I was hospital bound.
Anyways MU $2000
[+8] u/pembaThePanda: where is that idiot who said MU is crashing hard about 30 mins ago
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Start wars Friday after close
End before Monday open
Rinse and repeat
[+7] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Oppa Korea pumping V with green dildo
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: friendship with software only lasted one weekend
back to besties with semis
[+7] u/filthimartini: Futes up, no one gives a shit about Iran or war or rates.
The semi parade marches on
[+6] u/DiscombobulatedWin20: Yall celebrating waaaaayyyy too early
[+6] u/Bluesquare9: hey i wanna apologize for everything i said two hours ago. y’all really are the best.
[+6] u/Flag_Shagger: BREAKING: KOREA TO BUILD 18.4GW DATA CENTRE COMPUTE OVER 10 YEARS
(approximately $650b usd capex)
BULLISH!
[+6] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Open green, buy puts at high, sell puts end of day, repeat next day.
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Microsoft
Like your weiner
[+6] u/Flag_Shagger: SK Hynix to build 15GW data centres!
The party continues! BULLISH!
[+5] u/Designer_Flow_8069: Every country does this... If you don't think so, you are a fool.
[+5] u/pembaThePanda: its 1.3T from Samsung and SK Hynix. Should know more in 30 mins
[+5] u/banana_buddy: A man is about to win a women's poker event at the world series of poker 💀
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: Koreachads, forgive me for doubting you
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil just fucking dead
[+13] u/Dyce10x: Dumb Bers:
MU @ $1000 “oh gosh that’s higher than I can count. 100% overvalued”
MU after 10:1 split “oh a number I can count up to. Undervalued”
[+12] u/Massander: know your strengths Koreans 🇰🇷 -
time to give up on soccer and just stick to semiconductors
[+12] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Bers were so cocky over the weekend LOL
[+11] u/ShopWhileHungry: America week, SPY go up, stupid gae bers 😂
[+9] u/Benromaniac: This is WENs week. Apple price increases are insane. MU to $2500
[+9] u/seanr96: Pump this shit, i wanna wake up to SPY at 740
[+8] u/tortu995: Samsung and sk hynix are going to invest 1.3 trillion over the next decade. The first thing produced of that investment isnt coming for at least 30 more months and you want to get bearish memory now??? Are ya regarded son??? Memory should be x2 what its priced now, in 30 months it could be something astronomical.
[+8] u/Dyce10x: Can we put tariffs on the sell button for europoors?
[+8] u/CD274: Why's everyone worried about AI hallucination when the wsb hallucination rate is much higher
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: bers might go bankrupt this week
[+7] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: If Saylor goes bankrupt, beer is on me.
[+7] u/Fun_Training4330: I'm listening to the dark knight playlist while looking at the SPY chart now. I feel tough
[+7] u/LarryBlink: South Korea announced they will stop funding hospitals and pensions to fund/invest in SK Hynix because RAM is what we need
[+7] u/Anonn39: Europe is fucking flat, Asia is down, PUMP IT YANKS
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: yo i love europoors lets pump this shit up , who needs ac when you got semi go brrr
[+6] u/Wheelio: i don't wanna make a little bit of money every day i want to make a fuck ton of money all at once
[+6] u/CD274: So anyone panicking about DRAM/RAM: the day the 2x etf launched SK Hynix announced a $29b share dilution (set for July 10, their US ADR date). Samsung announced a $600b 10y capex investment today. So that's honestly a lot of your worries right there
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Just woke up. All the bers 69'ing each other yesterday, but market is green. What happened?
[+6] u/Strange_Smoke2170: So, is this fake green like last week or are we finally doing something?
[+6] u/dabblesest: And we just let Korea have a stock market???? Whose idea was this?
No one consulted with me, I would’ve advised against it
[+5] u/housemouse431: koreans tired of trump
[+5] u/Nice_Dragonfly9762: Honestly. Why do you guys even invest?
1. Dopamine
2. Puzzy
3. Generational wealth
4. Upgrade current puzzy