u/PickkleRiick ·
Reddit — r/smallstreetbets
· June 11, 2026 at 15:40
· ⬆ 52 pts
· 💬 9 comments
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The post is a satirical conspiracy theory claiming Trump will manipulate markets with fake news, then announce a truce with Iran and a marriage between Barron Trump and the ayatollah’s daughter, leading to a SpaceX stock surge.
No real data or analysis; the author’s thesis is absurd and intended as humor/meme content.
Quality assessment: noise—this is clearly a joke post with no investment research or credible argument.
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Trumps setting up a massive SpaceX pump.
Over the next few hours increasingly negative stories will be leaked to the press driving the market down.
Then 5 min before market close hell hold a press conference with the ayatollah. They’ll announce they’ve reached a permanent truce, as they hold hands looking deeply into each-others eyes.
Then theyll announce Baron Trump will be marrying the ayatollah’s daughter in an old time arranged marriage to secure the truce between the clans. To sanctify the marriage Trump will release the frozen Iranian assets as a dowry, because hes now a trans activist and Barron identifies as the woman in the marriage
The market opens in euphoria tomorrow and spacex hits $2,000 a share.
Dont say i didnt call it