LFVN is ready to fucking moon

LifeVantage is an established and profitable business. $195M revenue, 78% gross margins (software-tier, on a supplement company), zero debt, pays a dividend. This isn't just a meme play, it prints. fucking. money. **The setup:** 36% of float sold short 263% annualised cost for hedgies to borrow Zero shares available to borrow anywhere Shorts bleeding $250K every single day 3.59M shares need to cover into a float with maybe 2–3M shares actually available. THEN, they’ve announced a diamond handed $60M buyback to hoover up the remainder on a $100M market cap company. That’s a fucking GME style set up. Short fucks showed their hand two days ago when they dumped 2.54M shares in a single session (12x average daily volume) trying to break $8 and shake out retail. **$8 held.** Risk/reward at $8 (price as of post): Worst case squeeze fails: $6 fair value, you're down $2. Business still exists, buyback still runs. Slow grind cover: $12–15 Cascade (margin calls, lender recalls: $15–25 Full send to the fucking moon: $25–50+ Tell me where else you get $2–3 downside with that upside on a profitable dividend-paying debt-free company. 🚀🚀🚀 I’m in with shares. Options are too expensive and the timeline can fluctuate.