u/KeyTrainingk ·
Reddit — r/smallstreetbets
· April 15, 2026 at 12:27
· ⬆ 19 pts
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T: Alright, buddy,looks like we totally crushed them. Now let’s talk about how we’re splitting those toll revenues going forward
I: 50%-50%
T: No way. I put a ton of money into defense just to pull this whole thing off. I should get 70%, you take 30%. Plus, everyone’s been trashing me the whole time, so I deserve some emotional damages here.
I: Still no. First we subtract all the expenses,then we split what’s left 50%-50%
T: Wait… does that include my emotional damages?
I: Of course…
T: So… how you been lately, bro...
This farce will very likely conclude in the manner described above.
Subsequently, the stock market will hit a new all time high, allowing him to garner accolades surpassing those of all his predecessors and secure even greater support in the upcoming election