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[+180] u/peterpeer9: I checked Kelly Blue book to find the value of my car and they asked if the gas tank was full or empty
[+169] u/emperor_dinglenads: Apparently I do this for fun, because I'm certainly not doing it for the money.
[+98] u/UnivalveX: mango really thought it was a good idea to fund this war by funding russia's war lmao
[+86] u/RemarkableVictory990: TRUMP CLAIMED IN G7 CALL THAT IRAN IS "ABOUT TO SURRENDER"- AXIOS
lmao[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032384241011659029)
[+86] u/dweeegs: > HEGSETH ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ: ONLY THING PREVENTING TRAFFIC IS IRAN'S ATTACKS
No way ????
What a stupid statement 🤦♂️
[+83] u/BourbonRick01: I’m just glad that we won the war last week. I would’ve hated to see it drag out for months or years.
[+76] u/OSRSkarma: US JAN. PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.3% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US JAN. CORE PCE PRICE INDEX RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.4%
US JAN. PERSONAL SPENDING RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.3%
US JAN. PERSONAL INCOME RISES 0.4% M/M; EST. +0.5%
US 4Q GDP REVISED DOWN TO +0.7% ANNUAL PACE; EST. +1.4%
[+75] u/cbusoh66: 🥭: Surrender now
Ayatollah Jr: No
🥭: I will declare victory then
Ayatollah Jr: Ok
[+71] u/Soffatjockis: So oil is down cus mango said to G7 that Iran will soon surrender?
Press X to doubt.
[+61] u/Austin_Destroyer: I feel about this pre-market green, the same way I feel about Norse mythology.
I like it. I don't believe in any of it.
[+58] u/TraipseTraveller: You got to be an ultra degenerate if you're on WSB at 5am on the west coast
[+57] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: You guys will finally understand what the P stands for in the S&P
[+57] u/kojima_you_genius: Mango got a 1 bagger in venezuela, got cocky went full port in iran and lost it all. one of us 🥹
[+49] u/No_Somewhere3288: TRUMP coin pumping 50%. That can only mean one thing. Not sure what that thing is though.
[+46] u/TotalInstruction: Hegseth on the Strait of Hormuz: “Don’t need to worry about it”
Oh. OK 👌
[+42] u/rm0277: Kegsbreath speaks like a Dr Seuss book
[+41] u/jonneh: > U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth states that the Strait of Hormuz is “open for transit” and the only thing preventing that is continued drone and missile attacks by Iran.
[+41] u/svpa3991: Mango inherits the strongest stock market and sent it into correction within first couple months.
Inherits the greatest military power on earth and gets whooped 😂
[+33] u/ThinDetective4741: Why did you guys vote this idiot in
[+32] u/oatmeal-claypole: knowing mango, there will either be ceasefire tonight or a massive escalation . Buckle up
[+31] u/callsonputsoncalls: POV you’re playing chess w 🥭 and he wants to move a pawn two spaces for the second time and you tell him that’s against the rules so he crashes out and flips the entire board and pieces fly everywhere. That’s the current vibe
[+30] u/moorhound: Please bro just send your tankers through the Hormuz Strait bro just one little tanker bro come on bro they'res probably not even mines bro please bro I'll send escorts if necessary bro come on bro
[+30] u/whydouhatemecablegod: you can't end wars if you don't start wars
[+29] u/UnivalveX: I'm ready to die for Israel, just as my portfolio has
[+29] u/Bigamungus: https://preview.redd.it/iqoz3mdlntog1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7cab2bc42dcaa111314aaca611f40ac16b8ba74
Never change WSB
[+29] u/Basis_404_: Bulls:
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 670 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 665 get wrecked bears!
[+28] u/BadBoyBilbo: Books so cooked they call it Emeril Lagasse.
BAM
[+26] u/WarenBoffet: # USA is getting its ass kicked by Iran LMAO
[+26] u/The_BakedCrusader: BREAKING: 🥭 says the US military will be hitting your portfolio 'very hard' over the next few weeks
[+26] u/bumdaysg: Welcome to the markets where the points are made up and the fundamentals do not matter
[+26] u/cbusoh66: "The war is complete, or very much close to being complete but it may not be completely complete, who knows what will happen, we will see"
[+25] u/TowelOld743: We already won, actually we won within the first hour, but also, we're intensifying our attacks next week
[+25] u/lobsterspider: Me all week: “selling everything on a Green Day”
Me on a green day: “I’m gonna let this ride”
[+24] u/l-espion: https://preview.redd.it/jirablrdsuog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766bd6c3e01599ce258c79770dd63d84bd36a7ea
[+24] u/cbusoh66: Algos are going to be spazzing all day long, be ready
[+24] u/Retaining-Wall: Don't be a bear or a bull.
Be a chameleon. 🦎
Adapt. Improvise. Overleverage.
[+24] u/isitdonethen: Call me the gayest bear of them all, and yes male fun of me because my puts are down, but this is the most delusional market I’ve ever seen
[+24] u/RemarkableVictory990: US Secretary of War Hegseth, on the Strait of Hormuz: The only thing preventing traffic is Iran's attacks
this guy might be a genius[](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2032432560588943657)
[+23] u/TheBlueBlaze: > The State Department is offering rewards up to $10 million for information on 10 top Iranian officials, including the new supreme leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei...Six are named, and four listed only by their positions.
Oh my god they have no fucking plan.
[+23] u/KittyLover-7: Don’t panic, I am monitoring the situation
[+23] u/cryptohorn: A billionaire is telling you 🫵 to endure short term pain
[+23] u/Tiny-Bag5054: Believe it or not… log off and spend some time with your loved ones
[+23] u/ConstantAd1: Apple releasing an affordable laptop is a recession indicator
[+22] u/ajibtunes: JUST IN: Honda expects its first annual loss in nearly 70 years as a listed company.
[+22] u/ismebbb: Just remember, the person giving you advice might be a 16 year old with a 2k account
[+22] u/RemarkableVictory990: HEGSETH ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ: WE HAVE A PLAN FOR EVERY OPTION
you guys didn't even buy oil before attacking them...[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032432947668668557)
[+22] u/Educational_Wall3926: Market manipulation works right up until the moment somebody needs a physical shipload of oil physically delivered to their physical location and it can’t happen for any amount of money.
[+22] u/Liability049-6319: Kegbreath on the Straight if Hormuz:
* “We have been dealing with it, and don’t need to worry about it,” Hegseth told reporters at a briefing at the Defense Department.
Thanks Pete!
[+22] u/Rosebunse: To all the high school kids here, remember, the army recruiters at your school will make a lot of promises about things they have absolutely no control over. Stay well away from the table and they probably won't bother you.
[+22] u/longlivecabu: Hegseth looks like the guy to borrow $20 and tell you you get it back on Monday…
[+22] u/RemarkableVictory990: today we play the game who can frontrun the US Treasury
[+21] u/svpa3991: Don’t worry bout the strait of Hormuz is something someone would say when we should be worrying
[+21] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Lets be real , I can't trade for shit
[+21] u/31andnotdone: so basically we are realizing we are in too deep to back out but also our top officials didnt think things out. got it.
[+20] u/RealPrinceZuko: Honestly I'm just happy to see 🥭s action immediately correlate to consequences for him. He's pissing even his base off at this point
[+20] u/Soberdonkey69: Why is everything rising pre-market? Those numbers are BAD!!
[+20] u/UnivalveX: - SPY when "good" data comes in: +2%
- SPY when data is revised and turns out shit: +0.2%
[+19] u/abused-throwawayy: Lost it all again, fuck my life
[+19] u/borkdpasito: Did 🥭 just try and pump the market by dumping his oil contracts lol
[+19] u/Whybother456: They will announce American boots on the ground in Iran after market close today. Mark my words.
[+19] u/Bigamungus: Bulls in this thread are so fucking annoying dude. Not people who buy calls, I mean people who comment 150 times a day about shrek cocks and “ber anoos”. Genuinely some of the most obnoxious people on the planet
[+19] u/mikefromedelyn: My soon to be ex wife has no idea I just lost all of our money on spy calls
[+19] u/YoBroMo: US oil tanker is burning in the strait. We are losing this war bruh
[+19] u/pleasestoptalkin: Impressive war in the Middle East. Very nice. Let’s see the Epstein files.
[+19] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Every person involved in the oil or energy sectors:
>This is the most severe energy crisis the world has ever seen, surpassing that of the 1970s
Permabulls:
>maybe if this fat dumpy retarded man says everything is ok for the 12th time this week, the market will go up
[+18] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 2500 marines being deployed to the Middle East
Ground troops incoming. 🌮 has completely lost control of the situation
[+18] u/aqjingson: Imagine getting a call from your oil tanker boss saying you’re clear to go through the strait of hormuz today
[+18] u/kemar7856: So you're giving Russia hundreds of millions of dollars undermine the whole thing whole effort in the Ukraine 🤔
[+18] u/cbusoh66: I declare STAGFLATIONNNNNN
[+18] u/pussinbuuts: FRANCE AND ITALY OPEN TALKS WITH IRAN IN HOPE OF SECURING SAFE HORMUZ PASSAGE - FT
"can you let us pass"
"no"
"ok"
[+18] u/Gom_KBull: Bols agenda for today:
- Beg for V
- be fuk
- Swear next trading day will be shrek
[+18] u/saw-it: Buls asking what's the news as if some pedo isn't trying to start WW3
[+18] u/hamborgard: The only reason my portfolio is going up is because I keep increasing its size, am I doing this right?
[+18] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Boots on the ground 2pm announcement?
[+18] u/Usedillusion7: Bols got a tough decision. Sell now for a 65% loss or hold over the weekend for the full 100%
[+18] u/mr_stupid_face: Why is this 🫵 emoji kind of annoying
[+17] u/UnivalveX: half of estimated GDP print and 0% durable goods growth. PUMP IT
[+17] u/Concerned_Fanboy: When Dubya was wrecking shit we at least knew Cheney and Rumsfeld had the wheel.
This shit is absolute madness. None of these people know what they are doing.
[+17] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: I needed spy to OPEN at 662.87 to sell my put WHAT THE FUCK
[+17] u/puffinnbluffin: Msft the shittiest stock in existence
[+17] u/MissMatriarch: This better V so hard we can see it all the way from Jupiter or else I may end up living in a box underneath a bridge.
[+17] u/MicioBau: Just crash already you piece of shit 😡
[+17] u/yyn1999: It feels so good to be oil long and spy short
[+17] u/cannythecat: What did 🥭 say to Bessent to spook him so much.
[+17] u/unhappyreach_: Ok ok ok
Hear me out
What if we just say sorry
[+17] u/Micheal_Hancho: We are getting to the point where 🌮 will need to use the epstein files to distract us from gas prices
[+17] u/McKoijion: The President of Iran is just walking around in public right now. I don’t think there’s gonna be an armed uprising…
[+17] u/HandsomeTod11: BOOTS ON THE GROUND
Tits out for haramabe 🚫
Boots down for Epstein ✅
[+16] u/seaname3: Bro I swear do algos deploy massive amounts of bots in these threads to promote one narrative at a time or are we just collectively retarded
[+16] u/McKoijion: > Live updates: US military sends 2,500 Marines and at least 1 more ship to the Middle East, AP source says
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel-trump-03-13-2026
Generation Kill 2 incoming
[+16] u/pleasestoptalkin: Turns out Warren wasn’t talking about the market with “be greedy when others are fearful.” He was talking about an Asian buffet, specifically the crab rangoon.
That’s why they call him Warren Buffet.
[+16] u/RemarkableVictory990: The good news is AI is having its intended effect on the economy the bad news is AI is having its intended effect on the economy
[+16] u/TowelOld743: So, GDP growth was revised down to 0.7% and we pump?
[+16] u/mrsweettreats: So let me get this straight....
We killed the new leader's wife, father and children, and to top it off we turned him into Harvey Dent
Yeah, the strait should be open aoon
[+16] u/No_Current3675: It just don't feel right breh
[+16] u/Wheelio: Financial Times: France and Italy open talks with Iran in hope of securing safe Hormuz passage.
Imagine being so regarded your closest allies begin negotiating with your enemy.
[+16] u/TooSmartForBullshit: Pinned to 666 on Friday the 13th. Fuck this market, and fuck the idiot that has destabilized it for the last 13 months
[+16] u/longlivecabu: I’m just here to look for the guy who told me to yolo in calls
[+16] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Market dont care its drilling for its own oil
[+16] u/Significant-Trash484: Some peoples whole reasoning for voting for 🥭was cheaper gas wonder how in denial or dumb they must feel now lol
[+16] u/Acefanatik: F@&ing Pam Bondi jinxed it she couldn’t keep her mouth shut
[+16] u/Gom_KBull: Omg, for the LAST TIME,
ITS NOT A WAR
ITS MULTI-LEVEL EXCURSION
[+16] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: this is all fake, we go down again
[+16] u/Turtlesaur: I haven't been active here for about a month, and I've never saved so much money in my life.
[+16] u/Soffatjockis: Holy shit.
The sky news interview with bessent was fucking wild. They are 100% gonna put boots on the ground in iran.
[+16] u/mrsweettreats: if they make the marines wear tennis shoes or flip flops technically those are NOT boots on the ground
[+16] u/bigmeatbag: I'm hearing conflicting reports about Donnie's interview today, did he say the war will end in Iran when "he feels it in his bones" or "his boner"? It could be a forever war if it's the latter.
[+16] u/Several_Bread_9144: Everyone is so focused on Iran they are completely missing the real story.
The reason I got ber'd up 2 weeks before the war started. Private credit is cracking and fast. And its not just some small fry portfolio. The largest AUM funds are marking loans to 0. Limiting or disabling redemptions entirely. Blackstone had to cough up 450$ million with 150$ million pooled from executives own pockets to cover the gap from some ~2$ billion in redemption requests.
Credit spreads have materially rose since the end of January. The high yield spread is up 20% from the January lows, almost a 3 standard deviation move.
These kind of events only happen before something breaks. Slow at first and no one notices, than all at once. Its 2023 bank run vibes all over again, if not worse, 2007/08.
[+15] u/smchenry75: AI totally wrote this m’fer’s speech. He can barely read.
[+15] u/stringtheory28: Dear Reddit, if I wanted to watch bots spread and argue over propaganda and ads disguised as content, I’d still be on Meta. Missing the time when I’d open this and it would just be good old fashioned conspiracies and someone circuit bending a kids toy.
[+15] u/RemarkableVictory990: BRITISH MARITIME TRADE CENTER SAYS SHIP TARGETED NEAR THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, CATCHES FIRE[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032454854271185327)
[+15] u/YouDontKnowDino: All 🥭 had to do was nothing and we’d be over 700
[+15] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Diddy was a visionary stocking up all that oil
[+15] u/fredditf: GDP (QoQ) (Q4)(p) 0.7% vs 1.4% EST
Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Jan) 0.4% vs 0.4% EST
Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Jan) 3.1% vs 3.1% EST
Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Jan) 0% vs 1.1% EST
[+15] u/peterpeer9: > WARNING.
> WARNING. PULL UP.
> TOWER THIS IS ECHO 19. GAYDAY. GAYDAY. WE ARE GOING FLAT
[+15] u/adwise27: The fact they hit an oil tanker like 12 minutes after kegsbreath finished his "the strait is open stop worrying" speech is so fucking funny
[+15] u/KittyLover-7: These candles are too violent for my delicate ass
[+15] u/sloanemonroe: Just think. Could be boots on the ground to try to reopen the strait to get oil flowing that was ALREADY flowing before he attacked for NO GOOD REASON to start with. Imagine being those kids in their dying for this orange monster.
[+15] u/Big_Witness: Aaaannnnnd all of my 2025 gains are officially gone. Thanks dick heads
[+15] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: Boots on the ground actually are not required. The Romans did it with sandals.
[+15] u/Extension-Horse-5331: The TACO trade makes sense, but its too short-term, so i play the TACOBURRITO trade.
Trump Always Chickens Out But Ultimately Reveals Recurrent and Incomprehensibly Tragic Obtuseness
Long-dated puts.
[+15] u/According-Page8618: jim cramer said market is oversold and he is buying
bears won, 650 monday
[+15] u/scooterhomeimprover: You don’t send 3,000 marines and not use them.
[+15] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: "This is what we voted for" 🔴 😂😂😂
[+15] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Buy puts - Trunk declares Twitter victory
But calls - Oil tanker gets erased in the strait
[+15] u/DiceyConsultant: My dad sold everything yesterday
Bullish af.
[+15] u/spudbro00: holy fuck Monday options pricing in absolutely bloodbath over the weekend
[+15] u/AMX_revue: Bols mass extinction event
[+15] u/Retaining-Wall: Fundamentals may not move this market, but fundamentalists will.
[+15] u/yyn1999: OBAMA WANTS TO START A WAR IN IRAN TO GET REELECTED
[+15] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: Almost fully in cash and I don't want in to this market yet. 🤣 holy fk why did the tarded mericans vote this arsonist in twice 🤡
[+14] u/zeren1ty: Imagine being bearish on oil when nothing has fundamentally changed since crude was last at 115 apart from 🥭’s fairytale ramblings
[+14] u/nolanjp: Why do people gamble in the casino when we have the stock market?
[+14] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Boots on the ground over the weekend. Declare victory on Monday. Rinse, repeat.
[+14] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: US GOVT GETTING SHORT SQUEEZED IN USO LMAO
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: If gas gets above $5 here, where it was like $2.30 a couple weeks ago, I’m not going into the office I’m WFH until it’s back down dog.
I’m not paying European gas prices without European healthcare and vacation time, you fuckin kidding me?
[+14] u/TTacticz: Why are they so scared to dump this, just DO IT
[+14] u/Bloomeyer: -17k to +5k and closed everything. finally get a good nights sleep this weekend cya on monday love u
[+14] u/Sam_Vicious2: Today’s going to pump into lunch then dump for weekend
[+14] u/Affectionate-Idea690: friendly reminder, Friday the 13th is upon us and many of these events happened: the knight templars were slaughtered, buckingham palace was bombed in ww2, IBM computer virus, paris terror atacks, the AZtec empire fell, covid shut down national emergency,,,and finally the biggest of them all tupac shakur was gunned down. prepape anoos and GL all
[+14] u/svpa3991: GDP revised down and we pump. Data never mattered lmao
[+14] u/Tay_Tay86: "Mommy, Daddy, what did you do during the Iran war that brought about the end of the global economy and reverted things back to the barter system?"
"Shit posted. I shit posted until the networks were down"
[+14] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: YOU were the exit liquidity
[+14] u/bearhunter429: #So this will be mango's 4th market crash in 6 years as president. We crashed in 2018, covid crash, last year's liberation day crash and now this. LMAO🤌
[+14] u/HandsOnTheBible: GDP revised down, inflation up, airplane shot down in Iraq, ships blowing up in hummus, oil above $100, Israel uselessly attacking Lebanon out of pettiness
Bols still like "it's gonna V right here"
[+14] u/Cold_Distribution273: Hegseth says new Ayatollah wounded and likely disfigured... Okay so now he's gonna surrender right?
[+14] u/trainwreck001: WH - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE STRAITS
TANKERS - FUKK YOU MEAN?
LOL
OIL $300
[+14] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #IRAN IS IN POSSESSION OF THETA MISSILES THEY ARE MASSIVELY EFFECTIVE
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[+14] u/bearhunter429: #During November correction we bottomed at $650 but this is no correction. It's full blown bear market. LMAO🤌
[+14] u/Locke_____Lamora: Honestly if you're green this year at all pat yourself on the back.
[+14] u/RemarkableVictory990: TOP U.S. GENERAL CAINE SAYS ON IRAN: IRAN STILL HAS CAPABILITY OF HARMING FRIENDLY FORCES, COMMERCIAL SHIPPING
ya think?[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032430880657182888)
[+14] u/Different-Estimate-7: Pete Hegseth said that he is dealing with the Straight of Hormuz and that we don't need to "worry about it". So, there You go: hakuna matata.
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: When you lose $6k in options and then the check engine light turns on
[+14] u/wasifaiboply: 👑🐻 is back bb.
HOLY FUCK LET'S JUST GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH SO WE CAN START THE REBUILDING PROCESS.
Calls on dog food because that's what half you dummies are going to be eating by the fall. 🫶
[+14] u/Moepenmoes: Monday red opening. We all know orange man does crazy shit during weekends.
[+14] u/MissMatriarch: One dark-skinned woman could’ve prevented this, but nooooooo
[+14] u/Amphiscian: >“There is abundant evidence that the subpoenas’ dominant (if not sole) purpose is to harass and pressure Powell either to yield to the President or to resign and make way for a Fed Chair who will. On the other side of the scale, the Government has offered no evidence whatsoever that Powell committed any crime other than displeasing the President,” Boasberg wrote.
>I award you no ~~points~~ subpoenas, and may God have mercy on your soul.
[+14] u/Competitive_Ride: Will the real ayatollah please stand up
[+14] u/Avgvstvs-Trajanvs: The no new wars president sure seems to start a lot of new wars
[+14] u/jraiv420: High oil will lead to inflation and will force Fed rate hikes. Then private credit will go bankrupt and we will have a financial crisis like 2008.
[+14] u/AlarmedPelican: Liberation Day anniversary soon! It's a national holiday now right?
[+13] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+13] u/Affectionate-Idea690: # Pete Hegseth on Strait of Hormuz: ‘Don’t need to worry about it’ lol fuuuk lol too much info bruh lol
[+13] u/RemarkableVictory990: the bull case: 🥭 will tweet something retarded
[+13] u/financiallythriving: Imagine putting large amounts of money on a single directional gamble that the stock price will hit a certain price within an allotted time
[+13] u/Ok-Piano8789: war is peace
freedom is slavery
straits are homoz
[+13] u/mneymaker: Note to self
DO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD
DO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD
DO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD
DO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD
[+13] u/Congonese_Fanatic: So many mindless dip buyers being turned into exit liquidity
[+13] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Second week of the 3 day war is official over
[+13] u/trumpdiego: ##WAR IS OVER, IRAN LOST, THEY ARE LOSERS.
##Until 3PM EST, then war is back on for the weekend.
[+13] u/Active_Drawing_3362: "I wish the war had never come to me, Gandalf. I wish that none of this had happened"
"So do all who live to see such regarded times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is how to blow up our account with the leverage that is given to us"
[+13] u/youreaditfirst: **Bloodiest monday on record coming up. -8%** 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
[+13] u/SomePlastic: Confucius says: "Friday dumps bring Monday pumps"
[+13] u/Trashpanda7193: Hegseth really talking like this war will end soon 🤡
[+13] u/Alimakakos: Is it just me or are these numbers being identical to estimates seems a little bit sketchy?
[+13] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: I bought calls yesterday and warned against puts specifically because the market, by all reasonable indicators and assessment, *should go down.* So it won’t.
We’ll see if that was retarded or not.
[+13] u/Mr60SPX: The administration on Strait of Hormuz: ‘Don’t need to worry about it’
The same administration: release 172 million barrels of oil from strategic reserve to combat energy price hike
We dont need to worry but we are pretty worried.
[+13] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: 🥭 TENDS TO DO CRAZY SHIT OVER THE WEEKEND. MIGHT WANT TO LOCK IN THAT LOW OIL
[+13] u/puffinnbluffin: It’s hard being retarded
[+13] u/RemarkableVictory990: TRUMP: NOT FOCUSED ON OPERATION TO TAKE IRANIAN URANIUM, BUT AT SOME POINT WE MIGHT BE -FOX NEWS
wtf are we even there for[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032461573374308830)
[+13] u/tika_dengu: Ask not what your couch can do for you - ask what you can do for your couch. - JD Vance
[+13] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #POLL NUMBERS AT 6% APPROVAL BRO NEEDED A WAR AND SHITE BACKFIRED LMAO
[+13] u/binga001: today gonna circuit breaker cuz I touched myself in an unholy way. We must pay for my sins.
[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s a good thing that on top of this Iran nonsense we don’t also have private credit problems, a national debt crisis, mass cheap labor deportation, white collar layoffs, yuge AI capex spend that remains to be a sure bet, and political instability lol
[+13] u/SilverPrivateer: Breaking: Pentagon used "AI tools" to estimate 0.7% chance of Strait closing in response to military action
[+13] u/Additional-Author-43: If you havent watched the movie Idiocracy, watch it.
Were literally living it
[+13] u/Usedillusion7: Losing money to tiny hats because a different group of tiny hats has a death fetish and started another war. Are we having fun yet?
[+13] u/Boheed: Looks like we're getting US boots on the ground in Iran
[+13] u/snspro: BOOTS ON THE GROUND LMAO
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Q: You have said the US military has aerial and naval superiority over Iran, yet we're not escorting ships through the Strait of Hormuz. How did you not plan for this?
Pete heggy had no real reply and was stuttering talking nonsense to this Q
[+13] u/QuartersToPlay: How the fuck are so many of you losing money? Just stop lol wtf.
[+13] u/leestowncat: Made 1k and then found out they towed my car this morning…made 800…
[+13] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Lord, you know I’ve always believed in you. Just need one giant candle to get out of these falling knives I tried to catch and I swear I’ll never do that shit again
[+13] u/Internal_Field5970: Bols r fuk
Source: I’m bol
[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: Theyve figured out your fly brain sees the color green and forgets the big picture.
[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: I love that Reddit is rooted in anonymity but I hate that you can hide your comments now.
If you’re gonna be in my replies talking shit you should have to stand on your bullshit.
[+13] u/frankasaurussmite: Strait of Hormuz more like straight up homoz
[+13] u/NYGiants181: The market has officially been trading flat for 6 months now and counting..
Not great.
[+13] u/PapitoMusk: Bulls are now trapped
[+13] u/Onyxpropaganda: 6 months of SPY Gains wiped out... back to september
[+13] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Currently on a boat in Okinawa headed to the Middle East. Where the Iranian baddies at?
[+13] u/dyler13: Drill that fucking manipulation pump down. Oil tapping at $100 and bulls still want to buy the fucking dip like morons 🤣🫵
[+13] u/Boheed: lot of people about to extend their retirement date
[+13] u/drbigtoe: blue collar dipshits be like yeah I'll pick the guy who never worked a day in his life and bankrupted a billion dollar real estate empire LMAO
[+13] u/ismebbb: Bol in complete shambles
I'm bol
[+13] u/Disconn3cted: There's literally no reason for oil to be red. Nothing good regarding oil has happened. This market is being manipulated and the market manipulators are going to be short $queezed. It'll be glorious when it goes down
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Fully expecting to wake up to the news “US launches ground invasion of Iran”
[+12] u/OldBrill: Trump lifting sanctions on Russian oil…talk about desperate measures
[+12] u/Internal_Field5970: Not sure we will ever have a green day again
[+12] u/looool_k_libtard: Who is excited for the rug pull at 9:30:05
[+12] u/Eddyrancid: Its really incredible the extent to which this didn't have to fucking happen
[+12] u/No_Skirt_4689: Wages: stagnant
Stock market: stagnant
GDP: down!
Inflation: up!
Wow so much winning!
[+12] u/AvocadoPurees: Risked 80k scalping to make 400 today. God it's lonely at the top, to have such trading prowess, sigh.
[+12] u/OSRSkarma: Placed a 20x leverage long on oil and i am going to work and not even gonna look. DO NOT drop below $91 you bitch.
(Its not a big position, just fucking around with perps without losing the house)
[+12] u/CUbuffGuy: Hope you guys are ready for some crazy shit today
[+12] u/Overall-Fold-9720: So we lift the ban on Russia, that started a war with Ukraine, to fight a war we started against Iran
Keeping world peace since 1776
[+12] u/cloudsofgrey: GDP numbers are atrocious and that is with the AI buildout bullshit propping it up.
[+12] u/Sad-Substance8684: Apparently a recession (not a stagflation) is bullish for the stock market. Great
[+12] u/Dangerous_One2213: Does Hegseth have to make it obvious every time he brags with the bravado that he has a small dick? Jeej stop the overcompensating already
[+12] u/jeffynihao: This war is royally fucked. It's a forever war.
Iran knows they will never win this with military so they're just gonna kill us economically. They can keep oil prices high indefinitely.
Drones are cheap af to just keep bombing ships. Even the threat of ship being blown up is enough.
[+12] u/Mother___Night: # Tango says he thinks Putin is helping Iran. Regardless of whether it's true (probably true), that's fuking loser talk if I ever heard it. And it makes Tango look especailly cucked because he's also lifting restrictions on purchasing their oil. What an embarrassment.
[+12] u/ThatFreakImHim: I get why people say they wish they never discovered options. 😞
[+12] u/Big-Quote4483: fuck you MSFT piece of fucking shit
[+12] u/discombobulantics: Anyone else not having fun
[+12] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Unbelievable manipulation.
Everything is dumping, but the dump is so fucking controlled, with mid day low volume pumps, prices moving up without prints, just bids and asks pushing up.
Structured passing of bags to 401k buyers. Over a long dump.
[+12] u/Sick0h: I’ve watched the movie 300. The Persians learned about the value of a choke point.
[+12] u/HandsOnTheBible: To those of you waiting for a orange man tweet
Have you ever considered the fact that he has fucked things up to the point where a tweet won't change things?
[+12] u/Rich-Badger-7601: This is going to be one of the greatest weekends in boots on the ground history
[+12] u/Maximum_Light409: Please give us a -7% now instead of 7 days of -1%.
[+12] u/Deep-Ad-8525: You guys can literally just buy oil instead of complaining. Made 17k since last week. Though holding a few bags at 115
[+12] u/215aPhillyiated: Lmao no fucking way this shits pumping wtf is this
[+12] u/TowelOld743: But you said no more forever wars
No, I said: No, more forever wars
[+12] u/MyDogsNameIsTim: I think the question facing all of us is do we go all cash before the weekend or kill ourselves Monday morning.
[+12] u/Low_Plastic363: Cash gang's greatest dilemma: when to pile back in
[+12] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: Around 5,000 additional US Marines and sailors are deploying to the Middle East to support the war in Iran, according to three U.S. officials - NBC News
[+12] u/MooseyGoosey69: Spy 666 and Friday the 13th doesn't sound like we're winning D:
[+12] u/Overall-Fold-9720: I think I figured it out
- As 🥭 said, Iran is buying Tomahawks
- But as he also said, we destroyed their economy, so they can't buy anymore
- So we lift the sanctions on Russia, so they can better finance Iran
- That way Iran can resume buying us weapons
That's a virtuous cycle
[+12] u/mrsweettreats: Hegseth, thank you for your confidence in this matter
Load up the USO calls boys
[+12] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Weve dumped every friday for weeks now
[+12] u/Own_Purple229: Not to brag but I got a job offer for oil and gas 😏 the top is in.
[+12] u/moorhound: >WSJ: Pentagon Sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East
Calls on Stellantis, between this and the sneaky draft thing there's about to be a lot of Chargers/Challengers bought
[+12] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Rumor is boots on the ground this weekend.
[+12] u/CarbonParrot: BREAKING NEWS: Some bullshit happening somewhere.
[+12] u/BrockDiggles: Friday the 13: Get mauled by a pack of bears
[+12] u/ckami_91: #RUGPULL INITIATED LMFAOOOO
[+12] u/Difficult-Most-1924: Boots on the Ground! Boots on the Ground! Lookin' like a fool with your Boots on the Ground!
[+12] u/TowerStreet1: I predict that next two days it will be flat.
[+12] u/awetfartruinedmylife: SPY is frozen. Can’t accept its fate
[+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: YOU HAD A LITTLE MONEY
YOU PUT IT INTO STOCKS
THEN DONNY BOMBED IRANIA AND NOW YOU'RE SUCKING COCKS
[+12] u/BrilliantCare8875: Jpow living rent free in Jeanine Pirro
[+12] u/Fineous40: Maybe we can fix the oil with AI.
[+12] u/barelyreadsenglish: Surely the rapist that bankrupted 2 casinos knows how to fix this
[+12] u/Ok-Piano8789: \> check to see if hes gonna make any more statements on the war this afternoon
\> 3:00 PM The President participates in a Greeting with the National Finals Rodeo Winners
\> alrighty then
[+12] u/Star_Lord924: ##THIS MARKET IS FUCKING GHAY
[+11] u/UnivalveX: LMAO bers really thought QQQ would sit below 600 for more than two business hours
[+11] u/LeBhikariLe: the quarter where most spending is supposed to happen had GDP revised down. brace yourselves
[+11] u/Star_Lord924: Seriously. I buy puts and shit immediately turns upwards. I fucking hate everything about everything.
[+11] u/Cav829: I'm starting to think gutting our intelligence agencies so we didn't have some kind of plan going into this whole "military activity" may not have been the best of plans.
[+11] u/McKoijion: Jim Cramer: Please don’t sell your stocks 😭
[+11] u/McKoijion: 53 min ago:
> WHITE HOUSE: IRAN'S ENTIRE BALLISTIC MISSILE CAPACITY FUNCTIONALLY DESTROYED. IRANIAN NAVY ASSESSED AS COMBAT INEFFECTIVE. OVERWHELMING AIR DOMINANCE OVER IRAN - POST ON X
9 min ago:
> ISRAEL SAYS SYSTEMS INTERCEPTING MISSILES LAUNCHED FROM IRAN
Khamenei Jr. doesn’t talk much, but he’s a master meme lord lmao
[+11] u/jraiv420: Another ship hit off the coast of UAE
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Why is Iran taking this so srs like chill dawg 😔
[+11] u/Whybother456: Better close your calls today, booools
https://preview.redd.it/my5axbm8wuog1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2ad3cee41c3c62694aa7b1bbf7d6a7c5bcf2b4
[+11] u/Gom_KBull: Today's bol thesis: " ... but what if it did tho."
[+11] u/ComfortableWolf779: Jim cramer said he is buying the dip, sell everything it’s about to crash
[+11] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #I call on Congress to enact military action against the theta cartel
[+11] u/Disconn3cted: Red oil right now is fake as fuck.
[+11] u/BerryExpress: goddammit at this rate ill be wasted at open
calls
[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: First Maduro then Ayatollah
Cashflow is living on borrowed time
Pray 🙏 for him
[+11] u/vandammes: HOLY SHIT NBIS NEW PRICE TARGET 291$
[+11] u/31andnotdone: life moves pretty fast.... if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it
[+11] u/gomper: 🥭 said gas would be cheaper "on day 1" and ppl believed him
Lol
[+11] u/Kashabowiekid: Say it with me. Stagflation
[+11] u/OnAWagonToMexico: So the cooked numbers were already priced in, right?
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: WSB regards are the most resilient mammals, they keep losing but show up everyday to just lose again and again unbelievable
[+11] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Secretary of war says the strait is open but ships are being shot at. Is it really open then? Wtf does that mean.
[+11] u/Haikoe: Doesn’t matter what happens today, it’s gonna dump long term
[+11] u/Ok-Caregiver-1689: Bro how is everyone blaming mango for this Iran stuff, this is obviously sleepy joe's fault.
[+11] u/Basis_404_: #Bull traps are real things not just scary stories told around a campfire
[+11] u/According-Page8618: IRAN GIVES ARPPOVAL FOR INDIAN PETROLEUM TANKERS.
soon they say approval for europe petroleum tankers into 670
[+11] u/yyn1999: Bro this guy is dragging us right into WW3 after telling Zelensky he is dragging us into it
[+11] u/EatingRawOnion: Spy 700 is the Dallas Cowboys to the Superbowl. Hasn't happened and won't happen in our lifetimes
[+11] u/awetfartruinedmylife: 2.5k marines just sent to the middle east per WSJ. Guys it's poots on ground
[+11] u/Fine_Specialists: #ITS V TIME BULLS UNITE
[+11] u/PompeiiSketches: We have released 1 trillion barrels of oil and are buying oil from Russia but oil is still about to hit $100 and the market is still drilling. LMAO
[+11] u/Senior_Lawfulness404: Hold my dick while i catch this knife
[+11] u/McKoijion: CNBC talking heads are arguing about nonsense while the entire global economy dies. It’s like the WWE of intellectual debate.
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Saw someone praying for 🌮 earlier
Bruh how do you 🌮 out of bombing someone’s dad
[+11] u/Familiar-Explorer814: Good thing 🥭just confirmed the US has unlimited ammunition and could fight the war forever.
Bold claim pepper, let’s see how that plays out…
[+11] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Man those windmills dont look so bad after all lmfao
[+11] u/FxSpecter: Fuck this. Fuck this market. OPEN UP THE STRAIGHTS OF HOMOZ.
[+11] u/Any-Background2739: from +800 to down 7k i need a fucking lobotomy suse
[+11] u/nolanjp: The actual recession starts on Monday
[+11] u/Extension-Ad917: The resilience of this market is actually pretty insane
[+11] u/colinr813: Reminder GDP missed by 50% this morning
[+11] u/zmarrano91: ACCEPT YOUR FATE BOLS
[+11] u/broke_person: My estimated retirement age is now 153.2
[+11] u/Mr-Bonnet: IM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING MARKET
^(SEE YOU MONDAY)
[+11] u/log1ck1717: I went from +30% ytd at the beginning of March to +2% ytd as of today. My god.
[+11] u/CreativeFold8842: Pom Bondi is an insufferable moron
[+11] u/Hussle-And-Motivate: damn, at least IDIOCRACY was funny , this shits just sad
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: Bulls were comparing this shit with the gulf war lmao
[+11] u/Val44x: Closing Friday with no euphoria pump like usual is a bad sign imo
[+11] u/AfraidAnalyst: Now everyone loading puts for Monday is gonna fuck us all
[+11] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Let this be a +2% SPY day
[+11] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Today will be redder than my toilet after my hemorrhoids burst
[+11] u/Kabrosif: Lol GDP revised down to .7% from 1.4% shits cookin
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I know from reputable sources that ALGOS are preparing to conduct asymmetrical warfare against wsb regards today
[+11] u/HLRRY_ONDRE1: I like how stubborn bulls are. You should be sent to frontline for better results.
[+11] u/patmccock86: Bols think they can stop what's coming, laughable
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #This bear market is 10 times worse than 2022 bear market LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: imagine how nice it would be to be a long term investor. You see all of this and you just buy. Not expire date. You know that eventually it will be worth more. Seems kinda gay if you ask me but some people like it
[+11] u/probablyuntrue: That shit you just took?
Priced in
[+11] u/31andnotdone: SPX 6680P 13.6 ➡️ 43.00
Sold ✔️
[+11] u/TABid-5073: Spy 700 is literally a myth. We see 500 again before 700 I'm afraid
[+11] u/klippklar: *Iran’s Embassy in Ankara deny launching ballistic missiles toward Türkiye, saying “no munition has been launched from Iran toward Türkiye.” It added that Iran “respects the national sovereignty and territorial integrity of the friendly and neighboring Republic of Türkiye.”*
Israel is working overtime to open new fronts against Iran and expand the war.
[+11] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: # January core inflation was 3.1%..
And this without the 100% Brent + Tariffs 2.0..
We are so cooked fam...
[+11] u/Stealthless: Lost $51 today... could've been worse
[+11] u/sonofalando: Cramer just said this isn’t a 2007 scenario 💀
Full porting into puts.
[+11] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Do you guys remember when they fleeced the taxpayers out of 1 trillion dollars in PPP "loans" that were then given to the ultra rich with businesses, after which the government said "yeah forget about paying us back you're good bro". Biggest robbery in American history.
[+11] u/Reasonable_Roger: $4 gas, market tanking.. Mango's goose is cooked. That's the silver lining here.
[+11] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: I’m tired of this grandpa
[+11] u/vandammes: I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR ALMOST EVERYONE HERE. HOLY FACKING SHIT.
[+11] u/ai___________: I think we should send ICE to capture the strait of Hormuz, time to serve the country
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: White House Leavitt has said: No such threat from Iran to our homeland exists, and it never did.[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032525484958044337)
[+11] u/Internal_Field5970: Buyers aren’t exhausted
They’re dead
[+11] u/yyn1999: there is not enough panic in here. we still need to go lower
[+11] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Oil is going to double before the summer lmao
[+11] u/madeenahjyasu: OH BROTHER THIS MARKET STINKS 🗣️
[+11] u/jraiv420: Boots on the ground good luck bols lmao
[+11] u/iTouchStuff: JIM CRAMER SAYS HE'S "BUYING STOCKS" AND THAT THE MARKET IS "OVERSOLD"
yea i'm thinkin black monday
[+11] u/MrNewking: If this moron actually puts boots on the ground, oil is going up even more right?
[+11] u/RemarkableVictory990: How is it possible that people think killing an Ayatollah ends the war we've literally already done that
[+11] u/MrNewking: Holding SPY calls and oil puts like a 🤡
[+11] u/14X8000m: I'm going to regret not buying puts for Monday. Something is happening this weekend and surely it's going to be retarded.
[+11] u/AegonTheMeh: Last minute dump imminent.
Who wants to bag hold over the weekend during a war when the admin always use it to do things they wouldn’t during market hours.
[+11] u/Skilledthunder: I have to take a training course at work called "Avoiding AI Slop: Creating Quality Work With AI". Can dear leader send some of those drone strikes my way?
[+11] u/Independent_Term5790: 100$ crude about to be the norm
[+11] u/dimadomelachimola: i’m such a fat fucking chud
[+10] u/am22fcw: This shit high key sucks lmao
[+10] u/RemarkableVictory990: GDP report implies none of the US oil refineries front ran this Iran thing yeah they really did just decide to attack iran the day before didn't they
[+10] u/Old-Commission2782: Half GDP and 0% durable goods 🤣
[+10] u/RemarkableVictory990: Canadian Employment Change Actual -83.9k (Forecast 10k, Previous -24.8k)
Broooo[](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2032434416903962991)
[+10] u/NomSaneMan: So, spending rises more, income rises less, and GDP is half of expectation?
People spending more than expected, making less than expected.
AI and big tech expenditure in the trillions is not moving the needle on GDP as much as we initially thought.
How in the fuck is this bullish? This shit spells recession
[+10] u/adwise27: Pretty fuked that the market is going to target me specifically today
[+10] u/leestowncat: Bought heavy puts so Iran might surrender today.
[+10] u/peterpeer9: imagine being "bullish" on stocks thinking they'll go "up" because the economy is "strong" lmao
[+10] u/modder9: I slept in this morning. Were Bols insufferable at open?
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Guys I'm starting to think they didn't have a plan for the gey of whoremuz being closed.
[+10] u/Basis_404_: I don’t know how to say this but oil prices being high have real world impacts it’s not just a meme stock.
GameStop being high doesn’t make food and transportation more expensive. Oil being high messes a lot of stuff up.
[+10] u/KarlLachsfeld: >FEDERAL JUDGE QUASHES SUBPOENAS SENT TO FED/POWELL: NBC
FREE JPOW
[+10] u/Dreaming_Desires: My man Jerome is innocent, I knew it
[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: THEY SAID IT WAS A BUBBLE
MY PORT DOUBLED AND REDOUBLED
NOW TEHRAN IS RUBBLE
AND I'M IN A LOT OF A TROUBLE
[+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Bro just blow up the strait and create a new path
[+10] u/VirgillMastercard: Looking forward to losing the remainder of my portfolio today!
[+10] u/Reasonable_Roger: A good old fashioned ber in shambles morning? For the boys? 🙏
[+10] u/bosco2110: All this just to dump at open lmao
[+10] u/Spezalt4: It’s April 2nd 2026. 🥭 declares the was is ended for the 40th time. Iran bombs another ship in response. Markets Moon
[+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I don't believe this pump for a second, not with everything going on
[+10] u/monstergoat77: Hood is only a crypto stock when it's going down
[+10] u/Gom_KBull: Musics slowing.
The banks are playing hot potato this week and next week
[+10] u/jda823: Im beginning to think the bers are the ones who want the forever war
[+10] u/31andnotdone: why is the verizon mobile network complete ass lately
[+10] u/Tiny-Bag5054: Hey guys here is another picture of my fugly ass dog nobody asked for
[+10] u/LeBhikariLe: if US were a software
backend servers: Putin and Bibi
UI: DT
[+10] u/Better-Call-SauI: If Sleepy Joe was still in chief, SPY would be 800 and dollar/euro would have parity.
[+10] u/astromouse2024: Honestly don’t even know what moves to make other than do nothing
[+10] u/dangerusZone: bulls don't fall for this..
[+10] u/ikasey24: The moment I loaded MSFT calls it dropped $3 bucks within 90 seconds
[+10] u/zeren1ty: I swear if spy goes red after this final copium bounce Buls should be clinically diagnosed with Stockholm syndrome
[+10] u/HaveTwoBananas: bol is very stinky animal
[+10] u/MarginCalledManager: Oil pumping, SPY drilling. Did someone tweet?
[+10] u/newtoeso: Oil back to 100 please
[+10] u/Basis_404_: Bulls you’ve been trapped
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: imagine buying on a wartime friday the 13th...
fucking lol
[+10] u/siouxu: GDP revised down, inflation hot AF, oil mooning.
Idiot bool: "wHy iT gO dOwN??!"
Read the room dumb bool
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Bulls are so stupid. What part of THE MARKET IS OVER don’t you get? It is going to bleed down over the next 10 years until spy is back under $150 so that no one has any retirement funds left
[+10] u/pinkerton_gov: Bulls shocked this going down are either delusional, reckless, ignorant, or all of the above
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: So turns out starting a war with someone who is willing to make both sides lose wasn’t a good idea lmfao
Who would’ve thought
[+10] u/HandsOnTheBible: "Why did it just drop?"
Fool you serious? The better question you should have asked yourself this morning was "why is it up?"
[+10] u/Comfortable733: Boots on the ground LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: President Trump Says Economy Will Bounce Right Back When Iran War Is Over- CNBC
LMAO
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY 0DTE Puts 🤝 SPY 0DTE calls
Expiring worthless
[+10] u/Stonksupdown: It’s always funny to read this thread expecting some crazy movement and then seeing the market is basically flat LOL
[+10] u/BoostMobileGuy: How is that Operation Epic Failure going?
[+10] u/shawthdalord: WE ARE NEVER SEEING GREEN AGAIN
[+10] u/Star_Lord924: This market is pure and utter dogshit. Fuck all of it.
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine buying a position that doesn't instantly start at -2%
[+10] u/NeuroLeak: Thank you Americans of November 2024! We would have seen the horrors of SPY 800 and the terrors of DOW 60000. Thank you for saving America from prosperity and liberating the World from peace!
[+10] u/Regardium-Leviosa: You will own nothing and be happy
[+10] u/neo-futurism: U can thank me, for this reversal. I bought a PUT
[+10] u/pinkerton_gov: Gen Z has never seen a red year. Wait til they see a red decade.
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Gonna need more fraud and manipulation at this point
[+10] u/wasifaiboply: Not a single person talking about interest rates. 🤡🌎 Markets have now priced in zero cuts in 2026. Gas is going to be $5+ everywhere by summer. Depression level shit is on the way. And that was BEFORE this bullshit distraction of a war.
The Fed is going to let this one happen naturally. The entire point was to spread the pain of all the already failed financialized endeavors as far and wide as humanly possible post-COVID. And boy did they spread it like they're about to spread your cheeks.
Next stop, liquidity crisis, absolutely inevitable given current and projected metrics. 🐂s won't hedge. Stupid greedy fat fucks never do. And then you'll be the slaughtered 🐖s just like always.
Except this time, no brrrrr. Just the death of over a trillion in leverage on memestocks, shitcoins and cults. Take some profits regards and see you on the other side. 🫡
[+10] u/pancakesformeandu: Cramer just said it's not like 2007
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Boots on the ground = instant oil 150.
Could possibly trigger China to go for Taiwan as well when the US is occupied in the middle east.
All in the name of Israel.
[+10] u/socratesqt: The admin didn't think they would close hormuz 😂
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: As a American I’m fucked
[+10] u/31andnotdone: all this money and I'm still ded inside
[+10] u/LeBhikariLe: time to rename MAG7 to POS7
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: Dicks are so tiny that they can't even try to negotiate peace at the risk of seeming "weak". Toxic masculinity admin lol. All our ports suffer because of the egos of a few
[+10] u/FormalDisastrous6372: greed the fuck out and panic buy.
[+10] u/LouieM13: The U.S. Department of State is offering up to $10 million for information on senior officials tied to Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, according to the Rewards for Justice.
We need Dog the Bounty Hunter
[+10] u/PocaMadre69: I sold all my puts for healthy profit
Then I heard some people talk about how we might declare boots on the ground this weekend to deal with the strait and I LAUGHED
And immediately bought some puts for Wednesday next week premiums be damned
[+10] u/McKoijion: Trump’s backed into a corner. Boots on the ground announcement incoming.
[+10] u/dyler13: Why we pumping along with oil? Brain dead market
[+10] u/patricktu1258: How does he have the audacity to request peace prize?
[+10] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that SPY would go to 695.0 within **3 days** when it was 678.87 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 13 losses
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[+10] u/HandsOnTheBible: Imagine getting rugpulled TWICE in one day LMAO
[+10] u/weewoowewoooo: How do you even make money in this market. Everything feels like a fucking loss unless you hold for less than 30 mins lmfao
[+10] u/MusingsAndMind: lose $500 gambling
"ok"
spend $500 on my credit card
"FUUUUUCK bro I have to get my spending under control."
[+10] u/FxSpecter: SAY IT WITH ME
ITS JUST RENT MONEY
ITS JUST FOOD MONEY
ITS JUST GAS MONEY
ITS JUST LINE OF CREDIT MONEY
HOLY FUCK I AM SO FUCKED.
[+10] u/HistorianMuch8963: imagine starting investing in october 2025
[+10] u/East-Detective6697: While everyone is watching the US-Iran operation.
The real problem is hiding behind it.
The BoJ just dropped a new macro report, and it's much worse than expected.
They dumped $600 BILLION in foreign assets yesterday.
And things are about to get even worse.
Japan is now forced to abandon decades of Yield Curve Control to save the yen.
This is when markets will COLLAPSE.
[+10] u/sck178: Crude being up 50% in a month is pretty fucked up honestly
[+10] u/seaname3: Lady and gentlemen, reminder of the incoming massive data drop (PCE, durable goods, GDP growth rate) in 20 minutes!
[+10] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Jesus save my port on this 666 Friday the 13th
[+10] u/hioman01: Believe it or not, puts >!the fries in the bag!<
[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Not only do I cum early I fucking sell early too
[+10] u/Independent-Tree-985: Absolutely delicious that the Department of War has to explain that a plane crash was not due to friendly fire 🤡
[+10] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Given how hard we pump off a bunch of crazy lies, when Iran eventually does agree to open Hormuz we're going to have a +5% day
[+10] u/samwehl: How much are we gonna dump at open 😣
[+10] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: they just lie to the press about the strait of hormuz/gulf situation, they have all week, & they have elected to continue doing so.
[+10] u/One_Impression_2253: i may be the worst 0DTE trader of all time LOL
[+10] u/LetsConsultTheMap: Puts at open already down 50%. Real cool. Totally not gay at all
[+10] u/iliveasimplelife: first fuck your puts, then fuck your calls
daddy powell has you by your balls
[+10] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: JUST IN - Pentagon chief Hegseth: "The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that."
[+10] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Breaking: "There's only one thing we can do now: load all the Epstein Files onto an oil tanker flying an American flag and send it through the Strait of Hormuz. I pray to God it gets through."
[+10] u/Fleeing_Sunlight: Bulls thought they could beat witchcraft lul
[+10] u/Trashpanda7193: Lmao what is this movement. I never had a gambling addiction before, but I think I do now
[+10] u/iStayG00bin: havent taken a single trade today just at here staring at the market
[+10] u/csr8765: WSB is just a MSFT bagholder circlejerk now
[+10] u/BorrisZ: CRAMER SAID ITS NOT LIKE 07
[+10] u/miata_only: Iran won't bend on the strait, you guys
[+10] u/_Netgirth: Polymarket 50% chance of ceasefire by June. Neither my cardiovascular nor financial system will last that long
[+10] u/Certifieddddd: This feels exactly like 2022. Just a slow ass painful bleed out, no big moves, just theta fuckery bullshit while options lose money and so do stocks
[+10] u/cannythecat: We are so going to have a lost decade
[+10] u/gainsusmaximus: Literally all the analysts were calling for 60 dollar oil before the war. Diabolical
[+10] u/Bladee___Enthusiast: Please close below 660 🙏🙏🙏
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: Oil going up another 15% next week isn't it?
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Just flush SPY -10% and get this shit over with.
[+10] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Lmaoooo Ukraine bomb Russian oil field
[+10] u/Additional-Author-43: Just realized the movie Idiocracy was a documentary
[+10] u/Internal_Field5970: I have never purchased a put but I’m getting a little bi-curious
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: NBC reporting 2200 marines are inbound from Okinawa. We're actually doing kharg aren't we 😭😭😭
[+10] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: mango after he stars a war: ok guys stop war, nono pls dont wanna war no more, open strait i was joking
[+10] u/jda823: See you Sunday night when oil opens at 130 and everyone panics. Then oil retreats back to 95
[+10] u/nolanjp: how many more years of mango?
[+10] u/Unemployable1593: wowie…
Bessent worked for Soros, and was instrumental on the team that broke the Bank of England. I guess irony is not dead
[+10] u/e30jawn: Damn, wars hit different when they can shoot back.
[+10] u/user365735: I suspect boots arrive in Iran 8:01est.
[+10] u/abscando: Lel once oil hits $150 this admin is going to perform the hardest flip flop on electric cars you've ever seen
[+10] u/AdditionalOcelot9502: Bro they got rid of them
[+9] u/East-Detective6697: Another top-5 private equity firm is collapsing right before our eyes today. it's now 4 of top-5 in deep deep trouble. Markets be in a full fledged crisis by Monday when news can't be contained any longer over the weekend. Be extremely careful. You have been warned. Save and re-read this post on Monday.
[+9] u/Les7X: Too bearish in here, you know what it means fellas
[+9] u/OSRSkarma: Friday the 13th?
Lets ride
[+9] u/The_BakedCrusader: Hey this is Mojtaba Khamenei. Ask me anything
[+9] u/Bapu_: Bad GDP, stagflation, war
But stocks always go up
[+9] u/tika_dengu: 🇮🇷 has no cards, only mines
[+9] u/DesticularDorsion: These guys have painted Iran as a radical terrorist regime and their best bet is "Pwease open the strait 👉👈"
Oil to $150.
[+9] u/zeren1ty: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command” - George Orwell
Oil calls it is
[+9] u/According-Page8618: everytime btc is up a lot, spy follows, we will close yesterdays gap 100%
[+9] u/jraiv420: SAUDI ARABIA CUTS OIL OUTPUT BY AT LEAST 2 MILLION BPD TO AROUND 8 MLN BPD, SOURCES SAY
[+9] u/hiphopanonomos: I don't know who this Brent Crude guy is but he better settle down
[+9] u/cannythecat: CRAMER: NOT BUYING THE 2007 SCENARIO
[+9] u/Basis_404_: Bulls:
- ~~SPY 700 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 690 get wrecked bears!~~
- ~~SPY 680 get wrecked bears!~~
- SPY 670 get wrecked bears!
[+9] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: We should be -1% right now this market is truly cooked.
[+9] u/Fineous40: Every mine that gets hit means one less mine in the straight. Bullish
[+9] u/brannock_: There's no possible way you can look at this and think it's legitimate price action.
[+9] u/OSRSkarma: Fun fact:
The covid drop in feb/march 2020 would be like SPY going from $690 to $454 this time around
[+9] u/ajibtunes: Hegseth: The only thing prohibiting transit in the Strait of Hormuz right now is Iran shooting at shipping and it is open otherwise.
[+9] u/Josh1172: fake pump so predictable. war still going on, oil still pumping, no trump tweet. Do better hedge funds
[+9] u/Icommandyou: Instead of V we are getting L here
[+9] u/Snoo23417: We have reached peak political retardium.
[+9] u/Axonum: 30 min ago: Trump has said that Iran is "about to surrender," per Axios.
5 min ago: Trump: the Iran war will end “when I feel it in my bones."
[+9] u/Less_Spare_6970: Lost 7k on msft calls in 1h I can't lol
[+9] u/plomii: 20 min till super V see you soon
[+9] u/Used-Alarm7431: everyone freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+9] u/browsk: This is our Ukraine 3 day operation 💀
[+9] u/TheGeoGod: Bulls in shambles. Unfortunately this is going much lower.
[+9] u/scooterhomeimprover: Actual Trump quote: “when oil goes up we make a lot of money!” You can’t make this shit up.
[+9] u/bosco2110: We wouldve been at 750 by now with K. Harris.. just saying..
[+9] u/whydouhatemecablegod: wake up babe, you're getting drafted
[+9] u/xzmnou: $6 per gallon is no longer funny guys…
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: When I'm in a meeting the market rockets or crashes but whenever I actively look at it it doesnt go fucking anywhere
[+9] u/ConstantAd1: Sports gambling is more predictable than this shit
[+9] u/CharmingSoil: Oil doesn't seem all that concerned about the weekend.
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: This is a perfectly normal market
[+9] u/GuyFaulks77: 2 hours until we start the melt up to close at 675+
[+9] u/Namtabmal: Bull trap. Such a weak pump. Nasdaq needs +2% to just break even from yesterday lmao. Futes are 0.3% not a chance
[+9] u/BerryExpress: the only dude id go gay for is jerome powell, no exceptions
untill then its tits baby
[+9] u/Vegetable_Push6542: One fake exit liquidity pump before the limit down on Monday everybody knows the rules
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY puts opening at $0.01
[+9] u/Routine_Tip_4966: What the heck was that random drop a few minutes ago
[+9] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: BREAKING: DONNY T DECLARES GDP AT 420.69% AND IT'S COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT COOKED AT ALL
[+9] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: All the bots in here screaming pump it 🤣
[+9] u/Practical-Health3455: Bols getting ready for a rug pull.
[+9] u/ModeForJoe: Do you people NOT GET IT!? Everything bad is already priced in, and everything good the street hasn't figured it out yet
[+9] u/CigInside: Hot take: killing world leaders by constant drone attacks is a pretty poor precedent to set
[+9] u/A55BAG: Iran exporting more oil now than before the war 🤣
[https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/irans-control-of-hormuz-means-its-exporting-more-oil-today-than-before-the-war-ede3cd91?st=pQUJcs](https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/irans-control-of-hormuz-means-its-exporting-more-oil-today-than-before-the-war-ede3cd91?st=pQUJcs)
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: What is the best illegal narcotic to deal with a headache?
[+9] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: Friday 9:30-10 paycheck pump incoming
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Pete Hegseth: Strait is open, but if you get bombed that's on you
[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Being horny is one of the weirdest aspects of being alive, when youre not the entire act just seems filthy and disgusting with what some people do that you want to puke, and then when it hits youre hoping you get to lick her armpits and she didnt shower like Napoleon, QQQ is going to drill after it touches VWAP thank you for your time
[+9] u/Dapal5: The bulls can have a little trap. As a treat
[+9] u/cryptoguy66: Iran new leader is disfigured probably missing a body part or two, had his whole family wiped out but they assume he wants immediate peace lol
[+9] u/Certifieddddd: Sold all my BTC at 90k to pay taxes and yoloed the rest on NBIS at $93. Feeling kinda smart right now
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Shit looks dumpy. Red by close. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/cannythecat: It took 1 hour for market to realize that 🥭 lied again?
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: The hate I feel for this administration. lmfao
[+9] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: So 🥭 says Putin may be helping Iran yet we are buying oil from them. Makes sense
[+9] u/naija123456: Right when I bought puts of course
[+9] u/PenguinoPop: Maybe if we drill low enough we’ll find oil
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: It's crazy that I can tell when he's speaking just by looking at SPY
[+9] u/Imgoin2brich: If you bought NVDA 8 months ago, you've made 0% on your money
Over a year of Ai ai ai ai ai hype and no growth
Peaked already.. gonna crash indexes as it legs down to 140-150 soon
[+9] u/Basis_404_: That’s the worst news we could never hear
[+9] u/yyn1999: Bolls cumming over every 0.2% pump
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: This market is Lindsey Graham
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: I will own nothing and be happy 🤡
[+9] u/yyn1999: USA sending 2500 Marines to Iran
[+9] u/yyn1999: [https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-news-2026/card/pentagon-sends-marine-expeditionary-unit-to-middle-east-WeoODg0XIIe31W3np2aI](https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-news-2026/card/pentagon-sends-marine-expeditionary-unit-to-middle-east-WeoODg0XIIe31W3np2aI)
who is ready to die for israel ?
[+9] u/McKoijion: Relax guys, there’s no need to worry about the Strait of Hormuz. The Pentagon is sending more ships to the region. They’re not sailing through, but they’re starting to work on the concepts of a plan to sail through in a month or so.
[+9] u/MeeseShoop: She oiling up my Brent till I crude
[+9] u/trainwreck001: CHECKING STRAITS...
YUP STILL CLOSED. LOL
OIL $300
[+9] u/trainwreck001: OIL DISRUPTION HASNT HIT WALL STREET YET.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS ON MONDAY.
LOL.
OIL $300
[+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Predictions:
1.) Next week there will be a horrendous dump on high volume that will take QQQ below 580 as it becomes clear that the energy crisis will persist and big boys make their move
2.) At this point, the thread will be filled with people calling for the total collapse of the global economy forever and ever, and posting things like “QQQ 400p this thing is going to pre-covid levels”
3.) Over the next 3 weeks, QQQ will continue to dip, finding support in the 560s, before violently dropping to 555.
4.) Mango will pump the markets somehow. Violent Shrek cock rally to 578.
5.) Slow bleed bear market for 1 year starting in September. Mango blames Europe, says this is happening because France is gay.
[+9] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: 🥭 really said “same time next year”? during the 2025 April rug pull.
[+9] u/HandsomeTod11: 🥭 probably thinks he can just get the North Koreans to do boots on the ground just like papa Puti
[+9] u/Glam34: calls on monday. if it goes terribly this weekend you wont need money anyway.
[+9] u/Wonderful-Tomato-829: The new ayatollah khamenei should get into day trading, he would make a fortune enough to buy new missiles to tank the S&P more
[+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: whats stupid is we havent seen shit yet. all of this movement has been anticipatory so far. just wait until the war is months in and we really feel it
[+9] u/ValueOfADollar: 'SPY will end flat', 'SPY will end -1%', you're both wrong, SPY will end. It'll just end. That's it. Gone
[+9] u/Swimming-Ad3263: Me and my buddies are having an Oracle party this weekend. You all bring cash and just light it on fire while talking about AI
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: Bearhunter told us this would happen and it did
[+9] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+9] u/kawkface: Don't come to the market today 🔫
[+9] u/Ninefingerzs: Pete Hegseth would look good in a nazi uniform
[+9] u/portfoliorating: # SO MUCH WINNING, THE STOCK MARKET IS A SCAM
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Retail sees a giant green dildo volume candle: thinks it means the bottom is in.
What it really is: Thanks for the liquidity, enjoy the ride down.
[+9] u/_Fibbles_: The market is finally starting to come to terms with there being no way for 🥭 to escape the FO stage after the initial FA
[+9] u/BrokeDickRizz: They will do anything to make a rational person drop calls.
Guess what - I am actually retarded
[+9] u/trainwreck001: MARINES ARE THE TIP OF THE SPEAR. THAT SPEAR IS GONNA BE YEARS LONG.
OIL $300
[+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: USO paying my Tesla payment 🙏
[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: Iran "I'm the captain now"
[+9] u/log1ck1717: Holy shit, I give up, I sold my amd and nvda, im looking to sell my lulu and nke now. Taking so many Ls today.
[+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Bulls, question: When WTI passes $100 *after* we’ve already released strategic oil reserves and eased Russian sanctions, what is the bull thesis?
[+9] u/yyn1999: i miss biden and his icecream
[+9] u/ckami_91: Iran is winning 🇮🇷
LMFAOOOOOO
[+9] u/Alert-Refuse-5021: USO is just 3x leverage bear spy etf now
[+9] u/tgff333: U.S. ATTORNEY PIRRO: POWELL IS IMMUNE SO I CAN'T INVESTIGATE FED
🥭 not gonna like that answer
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: This chick talking for the white house is a crackhead. What a psychopath
[+9] u/HonestScar7176: Just bought puts so it should go up now
[+9] u/2muchnet42day: I feel like a cuck just watching bulls pump
[+9] u/No_Current3675: u know he tryna taco out dis shit
[+9] u/The_BakedCrusader: Since Tel Aviv is the gayest city on earth, are the bears over there actually straight and it's the bulls who are gay?
[+9] u/Cav829: Calls on how regarded this market is.
[+9] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Keep fucking drilling
[+9] u/modder9: Bols fell for it again
[+9] u/esc_meta: I hope my bears are eating good! My plays got crushed by the fake pump GGs
[+9] u/RagingBearBull: its almost like the fall of rome.
But alot more regarded, this is even considering the romans were drinking leaded water. which is actually .... what most americans were also drinking.
fuck.
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: yall still believe in price discovery?
[+9] u/enc-nyc: everyone is expecting that to dump before the weekend and that's why it's gonna pump like crazy
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #It will be DECADES before the next green year we might have LMAO🤌
[+9] u/mikefromedelyn: I will never sell my calls. A captain goes down with his ship.
[+9] u/Boheed: A Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU; about 2000 Marines; it's pretty much the smallest invasion-level force the Marines operate in) appears to be on its way to the Iran area.
[+9] u/rocier: Breaking news: conflict in the middle east!
I cant believe it!
[+9] u/Cold_Distribution273: To think the market was at 672 this morning, what the hell was that lmao
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: Who the fuk is dumb enough to hold over the weekend
[+9] u/neo-futurism: Don't trust 🥭 Mussolini for taking care of ur port over the weekend. Close EOD pls.
[+9] u/Gom_KBull: Saw a bol crying on my way out of the casino.
Asked him what was wrong.
He said something about something something never financially recover something.
I honestly dont know. I dont speak poor.
[+9] u/killainvest: “Iran war costs half of U.S. bitcoin reserve in first six days-white house” hahahaha dont worry guys we are paying for the war in bitcoin.
[+9] u/Pleasant_Reason_5329: when is the market gonna realize its retarded
[+9] u/Sco_420: “Not buying the 2007 scenario...” Jim Cramer
Bruh!
[+9] u/Careful_Response4694: I still don't get why Iran even wants a nuclear bomb when they can just do way worse by chucking 50k drones at the strait. Maybe now they will realize and just focus on asymmetric warfare? At least until the gulf isn't important globally.
[+9] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Sad that more people probably care more about paying 22% more for gas than the fact we killed 160 innocent children because of shoddy defense intelligence, but at least the pain at the pump will hopefully get this resolved before midterms.
[+9] u/Out_Phishing: I somehow managed to make 50 bucks on a long dated call on msft earlier, and it shit the bed right after I'm saved
[+9] u/TimujinTheTrader: Probably just stroking out
[+9] u/Internal_Field5970: I did not consent to this
[+9] u/mrsweettreats: Big announcement after markets close it looks like.
buy Rip-It stocks, Marines love that shit
[+9] u/coronanona: Bol'ed when you should have ber'ed
[+9] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Warning: PCE is sending this down no matter the print. Hot = oh no inflation, cold = oh no economic growth is slowing with a cool labor market
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: I took HIMS and all I got was this massive erection
[+9] u/Kickboy21: Economic data is dogshit lmao 🤣
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: Remember Mango makes most of his devious moves after the market closes on Friday
[+9] u/ev01ution: 🥭 please make another tweet. Make my calls great again.
[+9] u/Liability049-6319: I hope we make this fat orange fuck a lame duck in November.
[+9] u/JoyLimbPrivateHldgs: One day you are straight and open, the next, gay and closed
[+9] u/wright_on_: Hear a Euro guy call him "Epshtein" and it did make it sound very sinister
[+9] u/nothingbuttendies: Wow boots on the ground this weekend and you morons are gonna buy? Really?
[+9] u/trainwreck001: HOW MUCH TO LIBERATE A OIL TANKER IN THE STRAITS? ... I KNOW A GUY.
LOL
OIL $300
[+9] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Bulls crying in the casino
[+9] u/smart_doge: After all, why shouldn’t I 0DTE with such volatility
[+9] u/RemarkableVictory990: Trump, asked about taking Kharg Island: It is not high up on the list.
School>key oil hub[](https://x.com/financialjuice/status/2032466614528962730)
[+9] u/zephyrs85: That was just plain mean of the market
[+9] u/yyn1999: who is ready to die for israel ?
[+9] u/Common_Ad_3059: Oil 150 is not a meme
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: I swear the universe is gaslighting me. I have near-perpetual bad luck. Traffic all week on my 50km commute has been awful. Friday the 13th? Less traffic than a gay bar in Iran.
[+9] u/iguessigotlost: Make sure to enable options
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I haven’t done the math on this but I’m pretty sure if all the poop I ever poop was collected it could fill one of those container ships going through the Strait of Hormuz
[+8] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Egg breath doth protest too much
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: how do people even have money left to spend are they just dipping into savings
[+8] u/thai_sticky: There are literally millions of Canadians massed at our northern border. Why is no one talking about this?
[+8] u/mrsweettreats: Someone should rent a boat and drive through the strait, show some guts and get these tankers moving
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: Donald Trump told Fox News Radio that the U.S. would escort ships through the Strait of Hormuz if necessary, but expressed hope that tensions ease.
I think a start would be to stop threatening their leadership[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032461956041322971)
[+8] u/Stonksupdown: GUESS WHO BOUGHT CALLS AT THE PEAK TODAY 🤡
[+8] u/NaiveMercury: As an europoor uni student myself I don't even want the blow and hookers, just give me the dutch brownies and college girls
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: Just fly the oil out
Are they stupid?
[+8] u/pinkerton_gov: Bulls: “Zoom out”
Also Bulls: “No, hurry, zoom out even farther.”
[+8] u/dweeegs: Why on earth would anyone be buying before a weekend
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: If you had bought SPY 6 months back...you will be richer by 0.38%
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Hey babe, how about instead of trying that place out maybe we just stay in this friday night and have a frozen pizza and water.
[+8] u/SquirtleStomp: Its so funny that we spent more momey on an ad campaign for the secretary of Homeland security than avengers endgame cost to film yet we didn't spend a dime on filling up more of our strategic stockpile when we were about to invade a country that controls 20% of the flow of oil lmaoooo
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: Only person with a spine is Jpow
[+8] u/EmergencyInternal837: Wtf happened? Spy was up 1% an hour ago
[+8] u/EarlyPattern6315: You are not listening, EVERY PUMP GETS SOLD
[+8] u/necarpenter417: I used to enjoy looking at my portfolio
[+8] u/Sick0h: 3:55 p.m. 🥭: We will be REMOVING THEM from the face of the earth shortly.
4:30 p.m. 🥭: We have made a deal and the strait is open.
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: Turns out, when the strait is closed, oil gets more expensive
[+8] u/kal14144: Who’s adopting the kangaroo lifestyle?
[+8] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Pam Bondi called the top
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: >”I truly hope another crisis like ‘08 DOESNT happen…”
- Dude on Bloomberg
Seriously, that’s like one of the few things I *do* hope for.
[+8] u/imonkaS: 🥭 Playing right into Putins hands
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: FRANCE AND ITALY OPEN TALKS WITH IRAN IN HOPE OF SECURING SAFE HORMUZ PASSAGE - FT
this is great news as it allows me to go long more oil
[+8] u/delicious_oppai: Rug pull at 10 as usual
[+8] u/BerryExpress: ive said it before and ill say it again
LEVELS UNSEEN SINCE MONDAY
lol
[+8] u/Stop_The_Rain: MSFT 26% down on highs.... way past a correction and still going down.... WTF!
[+8] u/unwanted_hair: Dump entire port today and the market will rip 15% next week guaranteed.
[+8] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Guys, what if this has all been a genius move by the Treasury that bought puts and is going to now be able to pay off the national debt
[+8] u/Colloquial: Did anyone tell the ship captains about the shareholders tho
[+8] u/Awuxy: Hey doing a bit of research into that blackrock and JP Morgan Privste Credit situation. It's like really fucking bad lads, like 2008 bad.
Recent evaluation of private credit market was 44.5 Trillion.
9.2% Default rate in 2025 and climbing which is connected to companies taking loans against equity to invest in Ai startups.
Most of these loans went to smaller cap companies less than 25 million but there's so fucking many of them they invested in I can't add up how much is really at risk here, but I wanna say its like another 2 trillion in loans is currently under risk for potential default right now.
It looks like they gave loans to every single person and their mothers who had an idea for AI.
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: 10M for information on the supreme leader. He is in Iran. Now gimme the money so I can be your liquidity, sir. Please.
[+8] u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn: I can’t wait for nothing to finally happen.
[+8] u/kojima_you_genius: just dump the oil in the persian gulf, and scoop it up in the gulf of Oman, duh
[+8] u/khryseos: my grandma has this habit of not charging her phone, so I can never reach her, I call her SPY 7k
believe it or not, no calls
[+8] u/Dynamic_Dreamer: Futures looking green? Puts it is.
[+8] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: the person that's overseeing this war for the us was a fox news contributor 1.5 years ago, like not even a host. yikes america
[+8] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Never seen a faker or gayer premarket pump
[+8] u/NewDawn101: I hear the new Ayatollah is gonna impose Shakiras law on all the women
[+8] u/lSazedl: Puts at open. This thing is floating up so the leg down isn't as bad
[+8] u/TinaMangat: Frickin KANGAROO MARKET….red one day, and green the next day.
[+8] u/Beazt11123: My spidey-sense is telling me a green open is bad for bul
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: Inflation up, growth down, lfg!!!
[+8] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Lol GDP revised downwards
[+8] u/Spy300: >THE U.S. DEBT CRISIS IS SET TO REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY
This is a stealth default
[+8] u/ckami_91: Bull really thought
LMFAO
[+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Even the poors on payday can’t keep this pump going we’re so fucked lol
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: We’re in the opening chapters of a Tom Clancy novel and mfs are like “all this will be over in a week”
[+8] u/doscervezas2017: It's Friday! Let's play the game where stocks close up for the day, and we guess what international geopolitical turmoil 🥭 ignites 20 minutes after closing!
[+8] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: I swear they're keeping spy glued to 666, just so the stock ends at 666.66 on friday the 13th
[+8] u/isolated-cat: ITALY FOREIGN MINISTRY DENIES FT REPORT OVER NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN TO REOPEN HORMUZ STRAIT TO ITALIAN VESSELS
basically none of the reports from any US media sources is credible these days. they used to be bad before, they're even worse now.
[+8] u/Violent_Mud_Butt: GIVE ME 655. I WANT CIRCUIT BREAKERS.
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: Spy going down like a clown
[+8] u/Skd98012: #Ahhh, what a bEAUTIFUL day to lose a couple of bags
[+8] u/Basis_404_: This is where the poor fundamentals finally come home to roost.
When the hype fuel dries up the fundamentals provide the market floor and the floor is still a ways down there 👇
[+8] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Leg down past 663 gonna hurt
[+8] u/iStayG00bin: jews/algos on lunch. pumping scheduled for 1pm
[+8] u/vanw_1986: The lion is starting to be concerned about his 2x long positions
[+8] u/Ghost1914: Next leg down. No relief rally today
[+8] u/zmarrano91: 🥾’s on the ground this weekend, book it
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Word of the day - Unemployed.
What you claim not to be when you're on the toilet all day daytrading.
*The* r/wallstreetbets *trader explained to the female on his first date that he wasn't* ***unemployed****, he was a daytrader.*
[+8] u/dangerusZone: I don’t know who needs to hear this but spy can go wayyyyy lower.
[+8] u/Colloquial: Bols go open the strait I dare you
[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: There is absolutely no reason to hold positions over the weekend. Sunday at 6pm futes will be -5% and by Monday morning they'll be -.35%. Everyone loses for the 200th week in a row lol
[+8] u/MooseyGoosey69: Wsb yearns for a circuit breaker
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: You can always come here at 8 AM to laugh about people freaking out about the ADF (dark pool) candles that hit every single day at 8 AM.
Read a book.
[+8] u/kal14144: Our ayatollah is better than your ayatollah
[+8] u/Proton404x: Elevator up - stairs down?
[+8] u/broke_person: Meta a dying company?
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: *V here*
Is what I tell myself to keep my delusions alive
[+8] u/ZenithPrime: What are the chances some shit hits the fan after hours? Fridays are the administrations favorite days to pump and dump
[+8] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: Sunday afternoon good news will be released to the effect Strait of Hormuz opened, futes +3%. By Friday next week portfolio will be doubled.
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: Day 13 of the quick little excursion
[+8] u/J_da_CPA: We won by default. So much winning!
[+8] u/Plastic-Payment-3209: Everyone panic sell everything
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Breaking: Iran announces they will not unmine the Strait unless Cracker Barrel moves forward with their logo change
[+8] u/Nova-JC: 20 point rug to 650 today
[+8] u/Lanky-Ad-4579: This market is corrupt. Who are the ones making money
[+8] u/RemarkableVictory990: going to a crowded gas station to buy a shit ton of gas I'll never use for funsies
[+8] u/VirgillMastercard: Imagine being so rich you never have to face any consequences for being a regard!
[+8] u/cbusoh66: 🥭: Iran completely decimated, we ran out of targets
Hegseth: Sir, our PLTR target list still has like 200+ elementary girls schools
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: Here we go with the kangaroo bullshit again lmfao
[+8] u/bzl33: > “The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that…”
lmao
[+8] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Oh thank fuck oil is making a comeback today. Thank fuck for me specifically. Fuck you guys.
[+8] u/EnginrA: Just pick a fucking direction already
[+8] u/svpa3991: Hope you guys enjoyed your 2 hours of movement. Theta fk for rest of the day as usual
[+8] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Thay fact that a tweet can destroy your position is vile lol
[+8] u/epyonxero: here come the marines
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Guy it’s not about the money, it’s about the memories 🥰🥰😭🥰🥰🥰
[+8] u/Fernyfern7: Lil pump lil dump lil pump lil dump
[+8] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: I think 🥭 is drunk right now ! He sound like that
[+8] u/Interpersonal: Pump in premarket, drill all day long.
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: My grandpapi picked up USO under 100 few days ago ❤️
[+8] u/colinr813: Warren Buffett liquidated, JP Morgan predicts a crash, Trump begging for Powell to cut rates, and we’re flat for months, you bought calls why?
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: LOL Judge threw out the charges against the Fed and JPOW
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Can you imagine the absolute chaos if right after close they announce a truce and strait is open LOL
[+8] u/AlexP1993: Some of you weren’t around in 08 and it shows. Good luck little lemmings 🥲
[+8] u/Icy-Motor-8519: As much as I want this to be green it seems like a fake pump lol
[+8] u/cryptohorn: #Gawd candle on Sunday night oil futes
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: Ah the classic green day because the day before was slightly more red than normal. Actual data and worldwide issues don't matter only vibes.
[+8] u/HandsOnTheBible: You guys ready for the most obvious rugpull pump of the year?
[+8] u/All_FIREdUp: Honestly, the U.S. falling into a horrific self imposed recession is kind of fucking funny.
You retards asked for all this
[+8] u/Low_Programmer1814: What the fuck was that???
[+8] u/browsk: Sooo boots on the ground this weekend?
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: Oh well you lose some you win never
[+8] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Just got off the phone with my financial advisor. He told me to jump
[+8] u/jreddit712: GDP cut in half from 1.4 to 0.7 on this revision????
[+8] u/alien-observer-37491: This is the most obvious rug at open so of course inverse that and get calls then inverse me and get puts then inverse both and theta wins again.
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Look how quick and easily it pumped at open and then comes flying down
The largest market in the world is literally a pump and dump controlled by large players and it happens too often to ever be a coincidence
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Pete Hegseth briefly worked as an equity markets analyst at Bear Stearns
Oh dear God
[+8] u/shindiggaa: worst green day in this history of green days. maybe ever.
[+8] u/31andnotdone: stop you're gonna make me >!take profits!< 😩💦
[+8] u/bigjimsribs: 350% gain on spx puts. I’m out
[+8] u/krazay88: wish i had the balls to hold my puts longer than 30min 🤦🏽♂️
[+8] u/EnginrA: Literally fucking flat you can’t make this shit up
[+8] u/Xzlk: Going back to trading fifa coins. Fuck this shit
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: I can’t remember our last green day
Sometime in early October
[+8] u/zeren1ty: Watching the oil ticker gives the same feeling as when you try to hold a beach ball under water
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Market chart is now just literally inverse oil
[+8] u/ProudPeak3570: real quote from the petedrunktard: "The only thing prohibiting transit in Hormuz right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that"
[+8] u/FrostingOk2692: I hope META will be there to lower my casket into the ground so it can let me down one last time.
[+8] u/Burtonwurton: Gas prices skyrocketing, groceries still expensive as fuck, everyone getting laid off, 401ks/IRAs/protfolios bleeding to death, Interests rates still elevated. So much winning. Fucking retarded.
[+8] u/mrsweettreats: oil probably going to skyrocket before close, looks like Iran has zero intentions on stopping
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Cramer says don’t be scared of the “not” war in Iran guys. That surely is bullish, right?
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Stocks only go down LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Sick0h: Can we ever just get like a normal fucking bear market again? This will end up just like COVID and tariffs, rapidly down and then suddenly it’s over and we rapidly go back up. It the fucking worst for my long strategies.
[+8] u/DefiantDelta: my precious metals don't deserve this
[+8] u/Haikoe: BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS
[+8] u/WingedScapula420: The way I see it, Iran has a milkshake and we have a milkshake and we just need a very long straw to go across the Strait of Hormuz. Then we drink their milkshake.
[+8] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Oil is recovering a bit, equities might be lying watch out.
[+8] u/cbusoh66: >"We are totally destroying the terrorist regime of Iran, militarily, economically, and otherwise, yet, if you read the Failing New York Times, you would incorrectly think that we are not winning. Iran’s Navy is gone, their Air Force is no longer, missiles, drones and everything else are being decimated, and their leaders have been wiped from the face of the earth. We have unparalleled firepower, unlimited ammunition, and plenty of time - Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today. They’ve been killing innocent people all over the world for 47 years, **and now I, as the 47th President of the United States of America, am killing them. What a great honor it is to do so!** Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
Markets love blood thirsty killers, pamp it
[+8] u/Basis_404_: Market makers:
- Some say the bull is the bag holder
- Some say it’s the the bear
- The truth of the matter
- Is it’s you 🫵 right there
[+8] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: So spy really just won't stay above 670 ever
[+8] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: oil is going to rip everyone's faces off over the weekend huh
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Yall thought strategic bombers and stealth fighters were something, Iran? Just wait until we drop off 2,200 19-22yo iPad baby marines!! Lmao
[+8] u/NaiveMercury: Well at least there are always big booty latinas for sad days like these
[+8] u/Voenker: NVDA next week GTC 2026!
[+8] u/stupidber: Day 3 of sitting at home recovering from surgery. Into my online shopping phase. Just bought a waterpik.
This has been a u/stupidber update
[+8] u/WallofNarwhal: “Pete Hegseth says don't 'need to worry' about Strait of Hormuz” 🥳🥳🥳
[+8] u/aaapod: green day because that would make the least sense
[+8] u/mousepop321: At the gym and damn, I have a nicer ass then all these women
[+8] u/Longjumping_Tree6561: PREPARE YOUR ANOS BOLS
[+8] u/cryptoguy66: Ornamental gourd index up 6.9%
[+8] u/jacked2datitz: bulls really thought lmao
[+8] u/NazgulSandwich: We are approaching code BOMBOCLAAT
[+8] u/SaveTheAles: Blue collar worker trading money and blow like I'm a white collar worker.
[+8] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Is there bullish news or is this a dead cat?
[+8] u/noahmfs: 🥭 is time for you to apologize to pretty much the whole planet and give Melania to the Ayatolahh
[+8] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Every bull praying for a deranged orange to tweet some shit to save their calls.
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: wow, making money clicking a few buttons is kind of hard
[+8] u/Internal_Field5970: There are 1.4 trillion Indian people
That’s insane
[+8] u/kalakesri: do they plan to colonize Hormuz? what is the plan here
[+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: zio cramer with half ass apology for promoting warcrimes... what a filthy scumbag
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: war is bullish and shit
[+8] u/SupaGai: High Inflation = pamp
[+8] u/stuffofftheroof: Vix is heading up in a hurry
[+8] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Bers let’s have a dance party! 💃💃💃
[+8] u/DingleJingle_: To be fair, the economic data is shit we're in a war facing strategic defeat. But I still believed the market was going to be irrational today and bought calls.
[+8] u/FellowManOnNightMode: Ran out of money to throw at the dip, whatever happens now is in God's hands 🙏
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: This time a twit from 🥭 won’t come to save us. They just sent more troops ffs…
[+8] u/rbraalih: Bahrain and Saudi Formula 1 cancelled
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: Kamini please stunt on these hoes
[+8] u/EnginrA: Remember when dudes were buying NVDA calls when it was over $200 at a $5T market cap?
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: What's crazy is that one tweet from this orange fuck could send us flying lol
[+7] u/_grapevan: Goldilocks PCE, get fucked bears
[+7] u/colinr813: Stocks literally just inverse oil, it’s so fake crash this shit
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: Did oil just crash under the assumption that Iran is retarded lmfao
[+7] u/oldprecision: Next week's quote, "Gonna hit them hard next week."
[+7] u/31andnotdone: dont worry ill still mess this up somehow
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: I’m going to touch you
[+7] u/desiyouyo: The dildo of consequences will not arrive lubed for bulls
[+7] u/BerryExpress: i remember a regime that called its enemies rats. it ended ugly.
[+7] u/colinr813: Idk I feel like the treasury using taxpayer dollars to short oil might be illegal
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Oil back to 95 because France news doesn’t mean shit?
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: wtf is this "**You have an individual account deficit** ⚠️" warning on robinhood just some paywall bullshit or an ad?
[+7] u/Dependent-Media-1857: buying calls on a red day, like a true regard would
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Friday’s are for the bears
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: 🥭 came in and jus wrecked everything . Havoc all around him ..
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Everyone talking about boots on the ground but what about boots in your ass
[+7] u/Buschman11: Just traded myself out of margin and back into cash. I am a free elf again!!
[+7] u/East-Description-243: You know an announcement is coming after close today.
[+7] u/Numisko: Having been sleeping not so well lately
[+7] u/Time_Molasses_1581: Secretary of WAR is speaking 🗣️
[+7] u/rcantu314: Monster numbers, spy 700 today locked in
[+7] u/seaname3: Be fearful when everyone is fearful, and greedy when others are greedy. Something like that
[+7] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: I love when everyone here bought puts lol
[+7] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING: The market opens in about an hour.
[+7] u/mr_stupid_face: In the good reality ,JPow and Harambe are playing chess right now while the market hits all time highs
[+7] u/thevicentesilva: doing nothing is always the best strategy
[+7] u/HandsOnTheBible: Imagine getting rugpulled by the dumbest president in history
[+7] u/my_garagegym_name: We seriously fighting Israel's war by paying for Russia's? Its like playing third fiddle in an eiffel tower.
[+7] u/EarlyPattern6315: And again:
EVERY MOVE GETS DUMPED, STOCKS ONLY GO DOWN
BULS FUK
[+7] u/IntentionDeep651: dude it hasnt been even a year since you liberated my portfolio , now you have to invade it again ?!?
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: Holy shit they're actually sending an amphibious landing unit.
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: One of the more retarded things I’ve ever done is try to trade 0dtes on airplane WiFi lmao
[+7] u/thehandsoap: Anyone think USO will tank to the floor of the strait magically reopens?
[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: Nobody act bullish, the algos are watching
[+7] u/Jeeperg84: Why does this feel like a trap?
[+7] u/LBZ_Duramax_07: Remember. Buy high, sell low
[+7] u/PocaMadre69: You’re smoking dick if you don’t think we end today red
[+7] u/PapitoMusk: This market is absolutely regarded
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Europe trying to negotiate with Iran to let their vessels pass through the hormuz. I'm guessing Iran won't unless some sanctions are removed.
This war might ironically be the best thing to happen to Iran lol.
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: 🥭: “the economy will bounce right back when the war is over”
Giving up and letting it burn as expected
[+7] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: "If I go down, I'm taking everyone fucking with me"
- Mullahs of Iran
[+7] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: I want to see real panic
[+7] u/Any-Background2739: i cant double down anymore pls orcl
[+7] u/moorhound: Why in the hell would *anyone* hold calls over the weekend when it's looking like we might get Dipshit D-Day
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Incoming mega dump on indices as oil reaches up
[+7] u/Blyadhole: Why don't they adulterate crude oil to keep the price low? Maybe make the barrels smaller? It's not that hard to think outside the box.
[+7] u/cbusoh66: Executive Order to suspend trading in oil futures any moment now
[+7] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: As soon as the market realises that Iran has a say in when this war ends, we are in for a rough time
[+7] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Theta gang is going to feast today
[+7] u/waiteuhhminute: Sold my puts too early again 😕
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: I love playing mario tennis online with the unemployed people in the middle of the work day
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Get absolutely fucking owned tech bulls. Anyone putting money into this circle jerk of useless FRAUD deserves to lose every dollar they have. Short QQQ below $100 so that these clueless CEO’s finally get fired.
[+7] u/Significant-Term6407: Who’s retarded? I mean who’s a Tesla shareholder?
[+7] u/RareEurf: Imagine staring at charts all day only to get outperformed by SNDK.
[+7] u/BrokeDickRizz: My calls aren’t stupid, so surprisingly I’ve only lost an extra 22% today.
*im the idiot that bought calls at open*
But I bought more.
[+7] u/aqjingson: USO was the chosen one after all
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Markets are absolute fucking trash. Morale is lower than Covid and we thought the world was ending. Now it’s just morons driving the economy into the ground.
[+7] u/Ornery_Intern_2084: We red by open... because who the fk wanna hold anything over the weekend with this adminstration??
[+7] u/Preachey: Today is looking like a "don't look at your USO calls" kind of day
[+7] u/Realistic_Wrap_9767: Bers about to send to Iran lmao
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Top analysts on today's rally:
"Face ripper - long overdue"
"Start of the next generational bull run"
"A boner inducer."
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: The rabbi said the market must come down
[+7] u/anewdaystarting: Fn hood. Crypto up, your btch ass is flat. Crypto down, your btch ass down even more. Wth is wrong with you? I'm being patient since hood is the future super app. More call it is!
[+7] u/1111thatsfiveones: Bulls in here are getting real cocky for folks who are down nearly 2% this week. Feels suspicious.
[+7] u/RemarkableVictory990: Trump's lies only got the market going up 40 bps his powers are weakening
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: Just terrible news non stop and SPY back to 670 LMAOOO
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: Someone in value investing is "rage buying" Adobe lol.
[+7] u/InvestingAcc16727: There is no fucking way BTC is > 73k and HOOD is red
[+7] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Everyone has been losing since October. You can't convince me otherwise
[+7] u/Coogiez: at this point just let it dump and get it over with. this kangaroo market is AIDS
[+7] u/SaiyanApe17: Mr. President please, I can't take so much winning
[+7] u/binga001: That's it. I'm done. I'm sending my wife to 🥭 to give him foot massage and in return ask him to get back economy on track. The only issue is that my wife is over 18.
[+7] u/Basis_404_: “A bull is never wrong, only early”
- Gandalf the Bull
[+7] u/Killersax: THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
[+7] u/stupidber: Snorting tylenol 3's until I know what MACD is
[+7] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Baby bulls remember, the big bulls are selling and going on vacation this weekend. Enjoy your 2 part time jobs.
[+7] u/binga001: Maybe Lord 🥭 wants us to offer him some children and he will bring peace on earth.
[+7] u/Ahthongkorkor: if no war we would've been at spy 700
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: For anyone wondering.. I have about $2m locked up in private credit (it's been there like 10+ years lol). Tried to take it out starting MONTHS ago and it was roadblocks every step of the way. Private markets suck ass, but especially now. This crisis has been brewing for awhile, only now people are asking for their money.
[+7] u/No_Current3675: when the shit goes down ya betta be ready
[+7] u/IXI_Bman: Bulls just sell it all. Let it go it wil be okay. You only had 3 months to bail. My puts had about 30 sec everyday. Just think about all those calls expiring today 😂
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Maybe boots on the ground soon :(
[+7] u/kairepaire: # **HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAH**
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: My broker app sends a notification with "lol" everytime I buy or sell something. What could it mean?
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: Contemporary US foreign policy strategy: speak it into existence
[+7] u/The_BakedCrusader: I hope I don't lose money at the lose money factory today
[+7] u/BunsMcCheeks: Hydrogen bomb could be 500 feet above DC and we'd still have a 1% up day
[+7] u/31andnotdone: too much money on the line.
might frow up.
[+7] u/palmanul: how bad is the private credit situation actually
is it worse than taco's shenanigans
[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: All wars are pretty dumb but this one deserves the nobel
[+7] u/Concerned_Fanboy: >Trump has voiced confidence that the Iranian people would rise up to replace their government following US and Israeli military strikes – but added in an interview aired today that it may not happen straight away.
"I really think that’s a big hurdle to climb for people that don’t have weapons. I think it’s a very big hurdle … It’ll happen, but it probably will be, maybe not immediately,” Trump told Fox News Radio.
[+7] u/Fine-Will: I am actually starting to think his entire plan was for unarmed civilians to rise up and do the work for him lmao
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: Bulls coping thinking the selling is almost over. In Trump’s words “it’s over, pretty much. But we are also just getting started.”
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: "red by close" "flat by green" "close by open"
can't you fucking lose money in silence
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Big Beautifull Boots
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Its gonna take a lot of fuckn scalping to recover $15k
[+7] u/lliarrr: i just opened a IRA if anyone cares
[+7] u/Just_Function_7040: Funny how mango can cause immeasurable pain to people just to hide and obscure the truth #epstein
[+7] u/LengthObjective2253: Bought a PS2 if anyone cares
[+7] u/emr1028: Iran owns all the USO
[+7] u/TechnologyEven6926: Just had a delicious tuna sandwich
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: We did not have a harsh enough winter in my area to get a good kill on the tick population. I hate them little fuckers.
People act like climate change isn’t actually a problem yet but the lone star tick has become common here where it didn’t used to be at all and I don’t wanna become allergic to beef, dude that would be hell for me.
[+7] u/DCrebuilds: No one will want to hold over the weekend
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: Bulls are literally being in shambles
[+6] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: I asked Gemini for 1 word explanation of the numbers and it say Stagflation 😬
[+6] u/kal14144: Bul fuck ber fuk - kangaroo wins
[+6] u/Character_Pirate_152: So many bullish signals today.
[+6] u/According-Page8618: you know the ralley is coming when btc is up 4%
[+6] u/IamyourfantasyX: Recession cancelled?
[+6] u/svpa3991: RH message “we’re not calling you. if the caller says they’re from Robinhood, they’re not. Hang up.”
That’s practically the equivalent to a suicide hotline pin. Calls it is
[+6] u/Afraid_Contest_6769: BREAKING NEWS: Trump just tweeted, he has many options, markets need to relax and states, “let me cook”. Markets rally
[+6] u/justarandumthrowaway: SPY 600 EOD NOT A MEME BTW
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: closing 650 or lower
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: where my dudes waiting until 3pm to play some lottos? Might hit gym, fuk wife, eat 2 hour lunch.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: bye bye retirement chances
[+6] u/According-Page8618: we are 1 good strait of hormuz news away from 688 and 1 iran deal away from 710
[+6] u/Different_Soup_5208: how is the market so disconnected to reality
[+6] u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420: Actually checked out map of Mid East today. We might be winning, and a regime that massacres 36,000 innocent protesters in a week deserves to be ousted, but 20% of global oil and LNG must sail on tankers within 20 miles of a wacko hostile nation‘s shores for a 200-mile stretch and markets are 5% off ATHs?
[+6] u/PretendAgency2702: Dump at open with these numbers?
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Late_Company6926 made a bet that SPY would go to 701.3832749999999 within **1 week** when it was 677.665 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 7 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+6] u/jraiv420: Reuters reporting Saudi cutting oil output by 20%
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I really went from a META chad to a META bagholder quick. Thanks Zuck you cuck
[+6] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Is this put territory?
[+6] u/Kabrosif: Every pump being sold off all week long. Good sign for the future!
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: I was promised $675 today 😤
[+6] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Finally took profit 4k day have a good weekend folks
[+6] u/0sleezy: Perfect time to VVVVVVVV
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: Maybe they should release a few missing Epstein files just to distract everyone from Iran?
[+6] u/External_Spite_7079: SPY sideways for 6 months
[+6] u/No_Cod972: Why would Jill Biden do this?!
[+6] u/Responsible-Rip8793: ***WHOLE WORLD 🌎 BE FUCKED AND BOLS BE LIKE IMMA PUT IT ALL ON GREEN TODAY CUH***
LMAO 🤣
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: ELON MUSK REPORTEDLY BUILDING SUBMARINES AND TUNNELS TO GET OIL OUT OF THE REGION TO SAVE THE DAY
WILL BE DONE BY THE END OF THE YEAR
[+6] u/420Secured: This is where I hang out when my positions are in the red and I dont want to look at the market
[+6] u/Time_Molasses_1581: So we are winning the war, but why are we in the war again?
[+6] u/NoodHigga69: I RAN out of money… the fomo IS RAEL.
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: When NVIDIA cums it’s gonna be glorious
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Im done with the market after today till may1st. Fuck this. Too much instability and have lost too fuckng much. Shit is rigged. Fuck you market. Everyone else. Have a great weekend with this POS fucking closed.
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: WTI almost $100 a barrel, stagflation here we come
[+6] u/hioman01: Here comes the real move. Freak the fuck and sell everything right now.
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: Are you winning son?
[+6] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Don’t paper hand or stop loss your 0DTE. Be a real man and GAMBLE the entirety of it
[+6] u/CompoteSpecialist618: IDK man, I am pulling a lot of profits and going long puts, a real crash seems inevitable..hope I am not wrong
[+6] u/Plappedudel: Inflation and oil up, employment and GDP down, huge war in the Middle East...
I'm not a ber, but the bol case feels harder to make with each day.
[+6] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Fuck 668 let’s get to 660 bols cooked
[+6] u/Quick-Ad1830: Oil creeping back up
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Reduced holdings in EVERYFUCKINGTHING by 50% and put the rest in SGOV. So fucking tired of this shit. Market is uninvestable with retards in control
[+6] u/whodey84: Bulls begging for some "Truth" to set them free.
But Mango is already golfing.
[+6] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: lol he said market will bounce back after this is over and spy stated drilling after that 😂😂😂
[+6] u/DarkR124: “A Marine expeditionary unit carrying about 2,200 Marines aboard three US Navy amphibious ships has been ordered to deploy to the Middle East, two US officials told ABC News, as the Strait of Hormuz remains effectively closed due to Iranian missile and drone attacks.
The Japan-based amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli and the Marines assigned to it are now heading toward the Middle East as part of the reinforcement, The Wall Street Journal reported citing US officials.
Marine expeditionary units are designed for rapid-response missions and typically operate from amphibious assault ships capable of supporting a wide range of military operations, from crisis response to combat deployments.
War Secretary Pete Hegseth has approved a request from US Central Command (CENTCOM), which oversees American military operations in the region, to deploy elements of the amphibious ready group along with an attached Marine expeditionary unit, the WSJ report said.”
But don’t worry guys! Wars over! Get your calls in!
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: This entire year is cooked
[+6] u/WSBNon-Believer: Iran war talks going well
[+6] u/moorhound: Well, the market *is* fake and gay, so revised GDP getting cut in half may be bullish
[+6] u/kalakesri: The only thing stopping me from getting rich is trading like a regarded bagholder
[+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: Sold puts for monday cuz they went up 60% made 8k lol ahahahaha
[+6] u/jraiv420: Oil green Diddy bought some oil
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Jesus Christ it's like something I would say when I'm drunk as shit
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: It’s 6am and I just had a left over cheeseburger from last night
To be a winner you gotta fuel like a winner
[+5] u/noahmfs: Amazing how can someone that stupid gets in the office that talks wonders about his voters. He has fucked up the country un every possible way in 1 year and 2 months
[+5] u/According-Page8618: vix 27,4 - 28,8 has been a reversal point for more than a year, 80% of the time its the bottom of spy, take the risk and enjoy the 3%+ V (on iran usa war deal we will go to 700+)
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Everything is priced in and bullish
[+10] u/No_Tough_2065: A bribe just came in usually 🤗
[+9] u/DevoMar: Holy this admin is a show. 🍿
[+9] u/FLAKE_iN_MY_ASS: How’s the general mood over there regarding gas prices?
Here in Europe gasoline has always been pretty expensive — around 2€ per liter right now. That would be roughly $8.70 per gallon
When I was in Florida we paid something like $2.40 per gallon, which felt insanely cheap compared to here.
[+9] u/rixxxand: Literally ever since I complained about Israel on here, every 5th YouTube ad is a big titty Jewish milf asking me to support Israel by buying a pin.
Long PLTR and GOOG
[+9] u/chiswis: close the fucking casino
[+9] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: CRAMER: 'NOT BUYING THE 2007 SCENARIO'
[+9] u/Pury101: It's the year 2077 , Spy is still below 700 . Cyborg 🥭 was reelected for his 14th term and has launched a military operation to free Liechtenstein. Your puts and your calls are still getting theta fucked.
[+9] u/Historical_Cover8133: I rarely make cocksure predictions - but surely there won't be an EoD pump with all this uncertainty?
[+9] u/2AMTrader: I think someone peed in my pants
[+8] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Just bought puts, it's gonna sky rocket now
[+8] u/Pizanch: Did we ever get an update on the guy that bought a couple million dollars worth of nickels?
[+8] u/MadSkyGlider: What happened to bessent he was stressed like he fullported (after meeting 🥭mid interview )
[+8] u/leftcheeksneak: Friday the 13th
Let's go!
[+8] u/wilhelm96: total 💩 gdp print and nothing moves
[+8] u/spyputs1: u/bullhunter469 show your losses coward
[+8] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: THERE APPEARS TO BE VERY LITTLE LIQUIDITY FOR THOSE OF YOU RUNNING FOR THE EXITS
[+8] u/whitehypeman: I'm on the toilet right now. Locked in. Ready to lose money by listening to regards online.
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: This market is actually indestructible holy shit
[+8] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Wait for the false flag attack before buying any of these fake dips....
[+8] u/Bcider: Is Pam Bondi a full on retard?
[+8] u/BushReagan84: I’m on a work call and my coworker just pitched an on-site visit by saying we love to get BOOTS ON THE GROUND with our customers
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Gonna get taco bell later. Rough week
My asshole needs it
[+7] u/WillTheGreat: Hegseth out here explaining nothing is truly closed if you think about it.
[+7] u/kryptonyk: Hedgies went to lunch. Will continue drilling in an hour when they’re done with their $500 meal.
[+7] u/Dewton: This isnt even the dump before the weekend. 660 EOD
[+7] u/Joppop1: Fuck this. I’m gonna play Umamusume until SPY gets their shit together
[+7] u/bb483: all stocks on 10% discount next week
[+7] u/MoMeanMugs: Attention retards:
Remember that today is Friday the 13th. Don't fuck up your plays.
[+7] u/PatentedSheep: We better send 300 of our finest marines to hold the pass of Thermopylae
[+7] u/Artemaker: Why is Trump coin mooning wtf 58% up
[+7] u/LankyLibrary7662: We are officially entering bear market!
[+7] u/AlexK244: No one is gonna hold this over the weekend, once it hits red this is going to collapse lol
[+7] u/DanqueLeChay: Bol and ber, united we stand against the theta vermin
[+7] u/twostroke1: Stonks start green just as everyone’s 401k deposits hit and then they drill it.
like taking candy from a baby.
[+7] u/False_Poetry3842: Fuck hims, I'm so retarted , why am I putting all my life savings on a boner pill company
[+6] u/2AMTrader: remember congress could end this war if they wanted to. Vote next time.
[+6] u/W_Malinowski: fell for it again awards reach all time highs
[+6] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: I heard about a movie " The Spy who Loves Me ". Turns out that it's not about the stock market.
[+6] u/derprondo: When Iraq 2.0 happened, it was an all out 24/7 live feed of TV journalists in the middle of the action on every channel. This feels like a complete media blackout compared to that.
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Anyonce from Goldman interested in minting me some swaps on private credit?
I just watched the big short and I can't go wrong
[+6] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Feels like an exit liquidity type of day.
[+6] u/Relative-Brick1827: Is there any stock more pathetic than Microsoft? Also if HOOD can't climb 5% on a day when BTC and COIN is pumping, then it's truly FUCKED
[+6] u/deandotcom: Remove HOOD from SP500
[+6] u/wildcat1055: This is not the behavior I would expect from a FIFA Peace Prize winner 😔
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: Cortisol levels are high in this shit ass markets
[+6] u/M18PowerKing: it's too scary to buy calls rn, lol
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: When bus fares go up will be the death knell for most of you. It’ll cost you more to commute to your shit job than your net savings.
[+5] u/Runster91: Lost on calls yesterday. Surely it can't happen again today.
[+5] u/soprattutto: more like ayatollah mamdani
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: Bears back in control, SPY 669 remains under bear control
[+9] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: We just gonna chill at 672 all day now lol fuck this
[+9] u/EscapeHistorical178: market is legging down, why bull when potus is a dickhead.
[+9] u/SadWimp: Bibi tricked you Americans 🙉
[+8] u/ARSC_RexH: Nothing to see here. Just us moving another ship that happens to have Marines on it, from Japan to the middle east.
[https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-news-2026/card/pentagon-sends-marine-expeditionary-unit-to-middle-east-WeoODg0XIIe31W3np2aI](https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/us-israel-iran-war-news-2026/card/pentagon-sends-marine-expeditionary-unit-to-middle-east-WeoODg0XIIe31W3np2aI)
[+8] u/saintmitchy: He did it. He made an untradeable market lmfao
[+8] u/NlNJANEER: Volume is so low that even hovering over the buy button is moving the market
[+8] u/Alternative_Rule6208: 🌽has very high volume from past few days. When i say 🌽, I mean CORN not BTC.
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I'm sad today. Big storm ripping through Hawaii and big storm ripping through my portfolio.😒
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: I am down 12k out of my 19k on my OTM puts that expire next Friday… I will continue to believe a circuit breaker crash is near
[+8] u/Healthy_Resort_363: Boots on the water confirmed?
[+8] u/No_Ranger_3151: Trump coin up 37% something up
[+8] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Buying calls at open.
[+8] u/SergeantThreat: I LOVE PUMPS ON NO GOOD NEWS
[+8] u/jgooody: Losing money everyday, extremely fake and gay market.
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: 666 awaits us yet again
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: hey kid, im a computa. stop all the downloadin'
[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Iran still allowing 🌽 through Hormuz
[+7] u/donkeybray: SPY at 666 again: 👹
SNDK at 666 again: 🥂
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: Biggest shitshow so far and I can promise you that it’ll only get worse
[+7] u/6PercentOfTheTime: And for my next (same) trick, I’ll turn 5k into 0.
[+7] u/AirborneMarburg: So I tied an anus to my belt, which was the style at the time.
[+7] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Wife wants a third kid 👶
I’m trying to lose enough money this month so I can cook the household budget and show her we can’t afford one 😎
But I might have overdone it this week 🧐
[+7] u/Kindly_Cattle_8109: I bought calls like 2 hours ago.
[+7] u/Swiftnice: You know 🥭 is going to go wild at 5pm.
[+7] u/zangor: This is all fake af as usual. The low has been reached, Calls.
[+7] u/YeeyeeTigOlBitties: Who's buying oil for when it skyrockets again this weekend?
[+7] u/Background-Log9703: SPY pump or dump at open
[+7] u/mechajlaw: No way we're avoiding some crazy announcement today.
[+7] u/nooglecase: OILLLLLLLLL 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️
[+7] u/nooglecase: 🥭 is thinking about what stoopid shit to tweet to bring oil down
[+7] u/Kodakzack6: Cramer says this isn’t like 2007
Close the casino
[+7] u/My_Bad_Habitss: Does the market know that 🥭 said the war is pretty much complete? It should start going back up now.
[+6] u/RogerBalderer: It is a good day to be broke!
[+6] u/Clear-West747: It’s so berish in here that you can almost smell the 1.5% green day for no reason Monday
[+6] u/FullCopy: 0DTE is what separates men from regards.
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: green today bc no way red every day fck you bears
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: OKAY! THIS IS THE MOMENT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. WTI CRUDE WILL GO OVER 100 AGAIN AND OIL BULLS WILL BE SMILING INTO THE NIGHT. WE AINT JOKING HERE! WE AINT AFRAID EITHER. LETS RUN THIS PORTFOLIO UP BABY
[+6] u/Remarkable_Bass8335: Pete on Hormuz: “dont worry about it, we deal with it”. Well I guess, this comes right after a concept of a plan
[+6] u/After-Violinist-7485: SPY is on demon mode
[+6] u/SlickyTrader: Spy 675 & QQQ 610 by 10
[+6] u/TheNicestRedditor: Boots on the ground confirmed this weekend, sell it all!!!
[+6] u/beachsandwichen: I think the stock market is the one thing that u literally learn nothing from the studying the past of
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: I taught my grandma how to trade 0dte, now I’m cut out of her will 😔
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: We have air and naval superiority but can’t escort a tanker across Hormuz? These MFs
[+9] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Trump literally has 2 days to finish this stupid operation. Otherwise markets crashing next week & will take months to repair
[+8] u/sir_dreads: Are you winning son?
[+8] u/sekak77: Reminder for bols, it’s 1pm… still time to salvage your odte calls :/
[+8] u/iGotStuckIn: Honestly surprised we are not much lower based on GDP revision that showed January was a hoax.
[+8] u/LetigiousBoobFart: bag status update:
100 shares MSFT @ $422.43
100 shares RDDT @ $144.75
34 shares META @ $633.2
status: sad :(
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: Shut up and go long, retards
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: I could make $600 before open every day buying 100 shares of SPY over night while I’m sleeping. WTF.
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Revenge trading some 0DTE spy calls rn. This will end poorly but part of me thinks there’s gonna be a random stupid pump into close
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Ofc a billion dollar president wouldn’t care about the economy when money has never been his problem
[+7] u/DCHamar: Literally can get eaten alive in this market if you're greedy in any direction
[+7] u/TimeTravelingChris: He's going to announce boots on the ground tonight, isn't he?
[Edit] Damnit https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/AkA312jGos
[+7] u/TheSauce69: What is the phone number for Robinhood's refund service?
[+7] u/Independent_Drop4317: So... epstein files when?
[+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: Hey guys...
If you were using low-volume bumps to get a higher price to sell off, you'd tell me, right?
🥺
[+7] u/Liquidsnake959: Hood really is a joke of a stock
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: To think SPY was green
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: Bitcoin is just a giant casino chip that only goes up when liquidity is flooding the system and everyone is bored enough to gamble on magic internet numbers. The chart looks like a heart monitor for a guy chugging Red Bull and people still call it a “store of value” while it swings thousands of dollars in an afternoon. Nobody uses it for anything except trying to dump it on the next guy at a higher price while screaming about the future of finance. Whole thing runs on hype, leverage, and vibes and every cycle people act shocked when it nukes again
[+7] u/Erieztoys: When do we start working from home, panic buying toilet paper and full porting into memes again?
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: SPY closed at 666 yesterday... could that be a sign?
[+6] u/likefenixx: Consumer sentiment will make red spy today
[+6] u/Consistent-Motor5196: 26 it's all downhill from there.
[+6] u/Latrodectus1990: We giga pump today or ?
[+6] u/skrotumshredder: we're getting rinsed today arent we?
[+6] u/Cardiologist_Actual: Is everything really about money? Because I lost it all
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: #SHOW ME YOUR GODDAMNED LOSS PORN YOU STINKY FUCKING BULLS
[+5] u/cow_grass: Who tf cares about meta's delayed AI. Nobody was gonna use that shit anyways
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: CORN UP AND HOOD DOWN? WHY?
[+8] u/Automatic-Mountain45: I don't think there's anything he can say right now that would calm the markets. I'm trying to think of something and I can't see anything.
Aside from maybe saying he's dropping 2 nukes on the shores (Iran side)
[+8] u/Molten-Helldiver: Of all the stocks…Carvana is green, no wonder this market is fukked
I thought bers and bols were united in bringing this thing to the ground
[+8] u/Turtletwoshells: Last 3 days been so fucking gay holy shit
[+7] u/darthjarhead: Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Time to freak out and panic sell everything.
It is fucking over.
[+7] u/PapiGoneGamer: Get back to $664 you bastard
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Imagine being a new investor and getting into this market not realizing we're on hard mode.
[+7] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: I mean, honestly how many times have we seen this...
V shape all the way to the top plus more...
I've lost count.
[+6] u/rand_walking_charts: Where is the fake pdf tweet when you bought the dip!!! 😤
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Isn´t it about time for the mods (gay) to prepare the yearly paper trading competition? Might take our minds off the war for a minute or two.
[+6] u/Taiyoken: How many of you SPY$700 EOD spammers got trapped
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: Red 4 days in a row, lmao
[+6] u/OlivesrNasty: Dude this morning the thread was so funny 💀 so many bol pretend dunking on us
[+6] u/Still_Impress3517: Looks like it’s gonna blow
[+6] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: Defense Secretary: Today we’re going to drop 20% more bombs than usual.
Markets: Sounds bullish to me
[+6] u/matias-: !banbet SPY $669.69 4h
[+6] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Market thinks something dumb is going to happen this weekend.
[+6] u/Grand-Conversation97: 1k down 2 more to go
[+6] u/sftheory: Nothing makes me feel more whole than making gains with shorts on pltr and meta. 🧘🏻♂️
[+5] u/Fitzaroo: SPY about to walk off a cliff.
[+5] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: Brigitte Macron about to lay that dick on the table
[+5] u/arod7432: Lmao. Bolz are LITERALLY SHAKING rn 🤭✌️