What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 26, 2026

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This post is a live reaction thread to NVIDIA's (NVDA) Q4 2025 earnings report, released on February 25, 2026. The comments reflect the anticipation, the immediate release of the numbers, and the market's initial after-hours reaction.
The central theme is the market's dependence on NVDA's performance to sustain the ongoing AI-driven rally. Commenters are debating whether the strong earnings beat and guidance are enough to push the stock and the broader market higher, or if the muted initial price action signals a "sell the news" event.
This is a collection of real-time reactions, speculation, and noise, not well-researched due diligence. It captures the raw, high-volatility sentiment surrounding a major market-moving event.
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[+85] u/Senior_Professional4: • Revenue $68B vs Est. $66B  
• EPS $1.62 vs Est. $1.54  
• Data Center $62B vs Est. $60B  
• Gross Margins 75% vs. Est. 75%  
  
Q1 Guidance  
• Revenue $78B vs Est. $72B

[+63] u/StanIeyDruckenmiller: #T-MINUS 55 MINUTES UNTIL THE REAL STATE OF THE UNION.

[+51] u/RockCultural4075: nvda good earning: dump  
nvda bad earnings: the world ends

[+45] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost

/u/manlymatt83 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **30 minutes** when it was 692.842 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

Their record is now 0 wins and 6 losses

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[+43] u/orangeyougladiator: 4:01pm NVDA smashes earnings

4:02pm USA smashes Iran

[+38] u/BIP3N: My girl doesn’t understand NVDIA’s earnings is bigger than the presidential elections.

[+36] u/Clear-West747: BREAKING NVDA EARNINGS:

EPS: $18,836.83 vs $20.23 estimated

Rev: $20 Trillion vs $1 estimated 

AJP (Additional Jackets Purchased): 20 vs 2 estimated

[+33] u/Dawnoftheman: If Nvda dosent rip im banned . Pray for me

[+30] u/KittyLover-7: They haven’t even released 

Fuck you to whoever posted those fake numbers 😂😂😂😂😂

[+30] u/Low-Win-6691: Why can’t Jensen be a cool nerd instead of trying to become an Elonesque hypemachine

[+30] u/astromouse2024: RELEASE THE NVDA FILES NOW

[+26] u/Specialist703: Jensen will provide us with the real state of the union

[+26] u/Jeffoxy: #NVDA SO GREEN THE GAY THOUGHTS HAVE SUBSIDED MOMENTARILY

[+26] u/Mission-Educator-697: • EPS $1.58 — BEATS EST. $1.53  
• REVENUE $67.4B — BEATS EST. $66.2B  
• DATA CENTER $61.3B — RECORD, AI DEMAND SURGING  
• GROSS MARGIN 75.2% — ABOVE FORECAST  
• Q1 GUIDE $74B — ABOVE $72.5B CONSENSUS

[+24] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Jensen is wheeled into the meeting room on a surfboard, wearing sun glasses and a leather jacket. He jumps off the surfboard and yells "Huang ten!" Everyone laughs. Jensen says, "anyway, we missed by 10 cents. Please don't Huang me." No one laughs.

[+24] u/Impossible-Fun2027: NVDA will fuck half of this sub in 8 minutes

[+24] u/jonneh: # NVDA $78 Billion expected revenue next quarter

[+23] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/yo0uja8bmplg1.jpeg?width=500&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=578da10e3e44cded9d07551c01d102d19ced7396

[+22] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I am ready for NVDA AH pump and tomorrow dump

[+22] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE NVIDIA FILES

[+21] u/QuarkTheFerengi: and the crowd goes mild

[+20] u/Jeffoxy: #I took a bluechew for this

[+18] u/glazedds: bols coping like its not going to go flat LMAO

[+18] u/KittyLover-7: Dafuq happened to NVDA

[+16] u/knoqd_: 10 minutes until the fate of the universe is decided

[+16] u/astromouse2024: RELEASE THE FUCKING NVDA FILES RIGHT NOW

[+16] u/maplessbastard: I full ported NVDA bro my balls are SWEATING

[+16] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: JENSEN HUANG: Spent all profits on new leather jacket simulation tech

[+16] u/Samjabr: https://preview.redd.it/hc4q1i3fmplg1.jpeg?width=1079&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=38d0f4aec07f32f2b8478060346b10c77b04d923

[+15] u/met_art: WTF they did to the Reddit menu and search 🤯. PUTS ON RDDT

[+15] u/BearContra: NVDA fails to beat and we open at 650 lmao

[+15] u/No_Judgment_9267: WHY TF NO EARNINGS YET EURO POORS NEED TO GO TO BED

[+15] u/TheMallard1: JUST IN: AI accidentally deleted the NVDA earnings

[+15] u/knoqd_: # RELEASE THE NVDA FILES

[+15] u/kazkeb: Congratulations NVDA bulls!  You won!  If you bought ATM calls at close, you just made 0 dollars!

[+15] u/cbusoh66: NVDA crushed it, no ifs or buts, grand slam

Women around the world will be lining up at NVDA HQs to have their tits signed

[+15] u/31andnotdone: you ever get so retarded you have 8 different spx options and none of them are itm on either side.

thats how they getcha.

I would never do something that dumb though.

[+15] u/Fkthisst93: Nvda is gonna open red isn't it

[+15] u/jerm2z: NVDA gonna stay at 196 and fuck all your calls and puts

[+14] u/HunterSwifty05: NVDA REPORTS 8 TRILLION REVENUE, PRICE DROPS 69%

[+14] u/AFTCP: Jensen Huang started a video game graphics company and is now the most important man in world economics. Life really comes fast.

[+14] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: NVDA beats by 2000%, NVDA dumps.

[+14] u/looool_k_libtard: Expecting NVIDIA to report a $85 billion loss this quarter due to increased leather jacket purchases by an unnamed employee

[+14] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: I really need a gym chick to sit on my face

[+14] u/IlinistRainbow6: Jensen wearing a thong and no pants

CALLS

[+14] u/Whiterossy: tomorrow: nvidia +0.00%

bers &amp; bulls crying together

[+14] u/NativePlant870: Way too bullish in here

[+13] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Who’s hosting an NVDA watch party?

[+13] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Salesforce biggest beat in 4 years and still down lmao

[+13] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Betting against NVDA is retarded lmao, bers NEVER learned

[+13] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: Bruh, this place hasn't changed at all.

Daily would make you think NVDA is - 6% after hours, in reality it's up 0.5% 😅

[+13] u/ImWellEndowed: Ai bubble these nuts lmaooooo

[+12] u/Flat-Focus7966: First move is always fake...unless it is +10%

[+12] u/WendyDumpsterFire: NVDA bulls and bears shitting there pants

[+12] u/throwawayanon1252: This will be one of the earnings of all time

[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Jensen following in mangos bls footsteps and firing the numbers person LOOL

[+12] u/AFTCP: This thread is turning into hysteria

[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: The world's largest company is growing at 73% YOY.

Bers: ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

[+12] u/jda823: Why the fuck are you guys celebrating? It barely moved, and will probably dump tomorrow

[+12] u/baadllama_ghost: man Facebook is an absolute graveyard of boomer comments, scams, and AI 💀

[+12] u/thelundyy: Oh my SPY puts are fucked aren't they

[+12] u/Big-Quote4483: id be careful with NVDA. not becasue the company is bad, but becasuse MMs end goal is to scam retail as much as they can

[+12] u/spudbro00: Nvidia has single handedly saved the world economy from collapsing the last 12 months. Jensen is the true person in charge of the free world

[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: How many times we gotta go through this? 

Tonight means nothing. All up to the algos tomorrow

[+11] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Hehehe my account has officially reached $0

[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: Jensen will fight a ber, live on the conference call.

[+11] u/callsonreddit: NVDA not moving

Literally fucking calls and puts

I love it. Never seen so flat

[+11] u/L0pat0: RIP everyone who adjusted their lunch hour to watch earnings

[+11] u/suicidalducky: So will people with short dated calls get iv crushed?

[+11] u/Dennistheemennis: NVDA bulls returning Camrys to the lot

[+11] u/AFTCP: You retards react to every candle. Yall going to die of heart failure at 40.

[+10] u/AppleTrees2: The reason Nvidia isn't pumping regardless of their revenue:

\- Other than datacenters, all other segments were modest or no growth, including gaming, and car vision stuff that people expected to be the future of nvidia or robotics  
\- They had 30 % more costs than they anticipated last quarter  
\- They reduced their buybacks by almost 1/2  
\- They issued a warning on China, and basically begged Trump to save them   
\- They expect costs and "investments" (like in companies that use this money to buy their products lol) to increase as well

[+10] u/Routine-Agent-160: THE WALL STREET SUPERBOWL IS HERE COCKSUCKERS!!!

[+10] u/Suitable_Worry_1059: Jensen please save the market

[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: CONCERNED WITH DELAYED REPORT

[+10] u/b_fellow: Jensen probably trying to put on 3 leather jackets at the same time

[+10] u/Whiterossy: WHERE ARE THE EPVDIA FILES

[+10] u/RockCultural4075: bulls are sweating balls

[+10] u/vandammes: BEARS TOTALLY FUCKED

[+10] u/InverseHashFunction: Great report. They'll probably tank tomorrow.

[+10] u/Excellent_Row8297: https://preview.redd.it/e804ky04mplg1.jpeg?width=160&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=70b1375a2c3cba5fe91b3fe7b2cea19be5f01854

[+10] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: thread is moving so fast none will read that I goon to tomboys' armpits

[+10] u/JaDonYoutube: https://preview.redd.it/bkhlxd2gnplg1.png?width=1009&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=99d3630978fd586065cb59661a8d418f7ac42a82

[+10] u/hermeskino715: I'm sure the entire thread is yelling "go back up" at their screens

[+10] u/Impossible-Fun2027: The mini pump was liquidity grab

[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears checking their phones in between dropping fries just to see they lost their whole life savings (all $117) on a NVDA put lmao

[+10] u/MarginCalledManager: NVDA isn’t up enough to make call buyers money. Theta wins

[+10] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: To be clear, NVDA has more revenue from networking than AMD has revenue now.

[+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: # NVDA is crushing* it boys!

\*crushing call premiums

[+10] u/SocraticGoats: NVDA at prices not seen since.... lunchtime... 🤣

[+10] u/Urzuck: Regardless of everything i fucking hate AI, Ai slop and that damn horrible and cringy videos that are almost everywhere.

[+10] u/TakeThatBro: NVDA will beat earnings, dump, and all other AI players will pump

[+10] u/Val44x: Omg what if this turns into the biggest sell the news event

[+10] u/jerm2z: Only a 2% gain, plus IV crush is really gonna fuck your earnings play

[+10] u/daviper87: +2.5%? Lmao red before open

[+9] u/Inevitable_Top4227: Nvdia report got my heart racing like I just snorted a kilo fucking hold me strangers 🫂

[+9] u/Bright_Interaction73: U stupid regards earnings arent out these karma farmers are fooling u

[+9] u/Jeffoxy: #JENSEN KILLED MY WIFE

[+9] u/NativePlant870: Nvidia will dump on good or bad earnings

[+9] u/yagraeb: If you’re reading this you’re regarded

[+9] u/pwendle: I would consider myself both standard and poor

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers sweating through their fedoras.

[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: God imagine like a -10% on Nvda and how spy would look tomorrow

[+9] u/BIP3N: Either we start the greatest bull run of the century tonight or we all line up behind the Wendy’s dumpster. 

NO IN BETWEEN 

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[+9] u/mcslopper_bubba: #JENSEN OUTFIT LEAKED - - HE IS WEARING A SUIT &amp; TIE! SELL EVERYTHING!

[+9] u/Ok-Abroad3877: Nvda with that coca cola price action

[+9] u/hakan_loob44: Someone tell CNBC that WSB dropped NVDA earnings 5 minutes ago.

[+9] u/Formal_Economist7342: Donald and barron are busy getting their calls in chill out fools.

[+9] u/LabyrinthLayers: Poors talking about “earnings already out”

[+9] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Nvda is delayed because they are making some last minute adjustments to their numbers.

EPS comes in at 500% beat. Totally not cooked.

[+9] u/DahyunDabFan: More like Whensen Huang amirite

[+9] u/fredditf: Nvidia Q4 2026 Earnings

Adjusted EPS $1.62
Revenue $68.1B, est. $65.91B

[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/Dawnoftheman made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **1 week** when it was 185.6 and it did, congrats autist.

Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

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[+9] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: # NVDA GANG UNITE 🫂🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👥️👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🤝🤲🙏

[+9] u/rcantu314: Who remembers last nvda earnings everything up 1% after hours then the following day we ended with a -2% qqq day?

[+9] u/Skylake1987: Am i allowed to laugh when it's red by 930am tomorrow?

[+9] u/pootenanner: Nvidia 100% going red lmao cancel your lambos bols

[+9] u/killainvest: Everyone and their mom expected good earnings…..priced in.

[+9] u/KittyLover-7: If it drops on that guidance genuinely fuck everything 

This thing is heading to a 100 billion quarter quicker than we think

[+9] u/WooWheee: TTD went from 140 to 20 in a year…… LMFAOOOOO

[+9] u/aaapod: dow can't go back over 50000 because then pam bondi won't have called the top and life won't be as funny. puts!

[+9] u/deathlyharry: LATER TONIGHT:

REPORT: NETANYAHOO TO ANNOUNCE HE IS CHOCOLATE MILK.

[+9] u/Zeppu: A -20% would be extremely bullish

[+9] u/maplessbastard: I’m bricked up waiting for NVDA

[+9] u/CEOofBeanz: Guys, I’m starting to get the idea the US doesn’t like Iran

[+9] u/Senior_Professional4: nvda doing some last minute moving costs to next quater

[+9] u/darklordyy: Tomorrow will be glorious

[+9] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: AI BUBBLE GUYSSSSS BUBBLE

[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: The growth is just insane.

https://preview.redd.it/p1tk8udfqplg1.jpeg?width=900&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=76de5c3b702f0bb3405dfb067e0d7b6edfcb5a53

[+9] u/jmc774: Did Jensen say the n word?

[+9] u/ChampionshipOdd947: "We are confident that capex will keep growing because AI is awesome," is basically what he's saying. Jesus.

[+8] u/Jeffoxy: #”precious” metals tanking LMAO

#NVDA stock is the worlds reserve currency

[+8] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: Long MSFT short SPY. Time to get theta fucked

[+8] u/QuarkTheFerengi: i dont fuck with nvda earnings but its fun to watch

[+8] u/brucekeller: Crashed last earnings so probably goes turbo mode after this one.

[+8] u/wildbill4693: NVDA will beat and give good guidance.  +5% AH that fades to flat by AM, then negative 2% by close tomorrow

[+8] u/aloysc: Bring back risk and pump my high beta stocks papi Jensen

[+8] u/knoqd_: Remember first move is fake unless it confirms your bias

[+8] u/CalRippedken: Salesforce huge beat. Down immediately

[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: this is the biggest moment in any of our lifetimes

[+8] u/Qnjua: Thanks, Google, for another day of showing up. And staying the same

[+8] u/prana_fish: YOU CAN CUT THE $NVDA SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE

[+8] u/aftherith: No earnings this quarter, sorry maybe next time we'll get em.

[+8] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Why does NVDA choose 4:20 PM? 20 mins of extra jitters!

[+8] u/gratatatatatatat: release the NVDA files

[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: You mean to tell me a 4.5 trillion dollar company dosent move 10% at a time?

[+8] u/smellyfingernail: The mother of all correctly priced in earnings

[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: nvidia hasn’t posted yet you regards, just wait

[+8] u/Dennistheemennis: Oh god you’re gonna make me….i don’t know yet

[+8] u/orangeyougladiator: LOCK THE THREAD UNTIL OFFICIAL EARNINGS. I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

[+8] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #TOOK TOO MUCH RITALIN FOR THIS

[+8] u/staresinshamona: they’re late for the first time this is that apocalypse trumpet shit

[+8] u/NaiveMercury: Jensen is probably busy signing tits atm

[+8] u/Jeffoxy: #”US ECONOMY SAVED BY SEXY TAIWANESE MAN”

[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: # NVDA DONE DID IT AGAIN

[+8] u/Dependent-Entrance56: MSFT about to jump to 420 tomorrow

[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/k7rw made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **1 day** when it was 197.38 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.

Their record is now 7 wins and 5 losses

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[+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #NVIDIA HAS BROKEN PAST $200!!

[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: [NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&amp;src=cashtag_click) CRUSHES EARNINGS AGAIN!    
  
Revenues of $68.1B vs expectations of $66.2B   
  
EPS of $1.62 vs expectations of $1.54

[+8] u/Tzengi: NVDA pump just to open flat tomorrow

[+8] u/No-Bluebird-7326: RAISED GUIDANCE TO 78 BILLIONS LMAO

[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: iv crush is gonna eat you regards alive

[+8] u/Chancey004: These mfs do not miss what the hell

[+8] u/Affectionate-Idea690: has to break 205 and its gone

[+8] u/mneymaker: ENJOY THE NEXT 10 DAYS OF THE EXTREME AI RALLY 

EXTREME GREED COMING BACK AI DATA CENTRES SMR'S CHIPS ALLL WE ARE BACK!

[+8] u/ObseenKarma: BEARS THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE IS THAT WAY -&gt;

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR PUTS AT THE DOOR.

[+8] u/Boring-Nectarine-311: you losers doubted america this is what you deserve. long live kim jong Huang

[+8] u/Informal_Cockroach_6: Last Q didn’t the same thing happen and the whole market dropped after

[+8] u/glazedds: what is this a pump for ants

[+8] u/vinojpm: Back to hibernation for the gay bers

[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Nvda will be red in 15 minutes

[+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Jensen you can sign my titties

[+8] u/Ok_Dish1650: lmfao it will open +1% and end the day flat. iv crushed

[+8] u/helicopter_pocket: I was so sure puts were the play. Good thing I didn’t have any money left to actually act on it.

[+8] u/NativePlant870: Bulls fucking thought 🫵🏼🤣

[+8] u/Vlisa: JD Vance announcing White House is halting Medicaid to Minnesota.

Edit: $259 million deferred this month. No new approvals for "durable medical equipment for six months."

[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Sales force CEO is easily one of the most annoying on planet earth

[+8] u/myironlung6: NVDA bulls so pea brained they forgot day after last earnings NVDA opened at 195 and closed at 180

[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: A lot of you are going to have questions tomorrow morning at open, but I've got you covered.

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/what-an-implied-volatility-crush-is-and-how-to-avoid-it-2021-07-09

[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I’d feel bad for bulls if they weren’t retarded assholes

[+8] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: This rally will hold as long as 🥭 shut his retarded child-fucking dementia mouth for the next 3 weeks

[+8] u/NativePlant870: Nvidia call buyers are fucked

[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Bear market indicator if nvidia can’t go higher on these insane numbers

[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: 2024-2025: "Let's buy up this stock in advance because it will beat earnings later!"

Beats earnings later

Bulls: "Why is not up 10% on earnings beat"

[+8] u/NativePlant870: Mods post the hotline for Nvidia bulls

[+8] u/bearhunter429: #With Nvidia reporting, this quarter's earnings season is officially over. Nothing but shitty companies left to report. LMAO🤌

[+8] u/Jeffoxy: #many of you have calls with a 200 strike and it shows

[+8] u/plumpypenguin: breaking: Jensen reportedly yelled n-word during NVDA earnings call, blames Tourette’s for sudden outburst

[+8] u/Traditional_Hair_453: MY PUTS ARE ALIVE. MY MARRIAGE YET STANDS!!!

[+8] u/jokull1234: Is Jensen is killing puppies on the earnings call or what

[+8] u/lardexDofB: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls

[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Sold all my NVDA positions before close. I can’t afford watching theta fucking me again lol

[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: The numbers circulating right now are fake.

[+8] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: #BREAKING: MICHAEL BURRY DROPPED FROM POSITION MANAGING A SUBSTACK - LOOKING TO START A TUMBLR

[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: 98% of wallstreetbets stock experts outperform the market by over 300%.

[+8] u/sl3azebag: just so yk if ur shorting MSFT still ur a god damn retard

[+8] u/mangled_degenerate: bers pay money to sniff farts from Bulls.

[+8] u/DocM0ney: GET THIS JEET OFF THE PHONE CALL

[+8] u/piszczel: Welcome to bag7 Nvidia

[+7] u/orangeyougladiator: 15m shares sold as soon as the bell went

[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Shaking like a crack addict

[+7] u/WooWheee: NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED SINCE

CHECKS NOTES, LAST NVDA EARNINGS

[+7] u/twostroke1: This kinda sorta maybe feels like gambling.

[+7] u/solemnlowfiver: Pencils down. Leather jackets on. 🥭 economy vs Jensen round 5

[+7] u/vandammes: THIS IS IT NO TURNING BACK

[+7] u/cashflow_: YOU GUYS ARE BEING RUDE IM NEVER POSTING HERE EVER AGAIN

[+7] u/Afraid-Luck7223: What time nvda numbers

[+7] u/BIP3N: NVDA’s earning day should be classified as a national holiday.

[+7] u/Toxic_69: https://preview.redd.it/a3ltieslhplg1.jpeg?width=405&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=9388c3a619e3d5aa4ce1efe6866c9a8263220310

[+7] u/No_Town_2496: I still don't really know what Nvidia even does

[+7] u/BIP3N: Gentlemen, do you concur that a single company having this much pull on the global market is feasible long term? 

Cuz damn I’m scared

[+7] u/Altruistic_Gap_8494: TTD is an amazing stock. Everytime I buy it to swing trade, I end up being a long term investor.

[+7] u/kemar7856: Nvda cooking the books that's why it's taking so long

[+7] u/Positive-Rise5145: CRM I...don't know why I expected anything from you

[+7] u/deathlyharry: NVDA announces iran is a hoax created by climate change

spies moons to 777

[+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #Jensen Huang get that fried chicken out of your mouth and get on that earnings call dang nabbit 🫵😠

[+7] u/Samjabr: I’m gonna barf. I think I bet too much on nvda going up.

[+7] u/Electrical-Prize5445: RELEASE THE NVDA FILES!!

[+7] u/BIP3N: If no boobs are signed tonight during NVDA’s earning call, we shall remain flat another 3 months.

[+7] u/Anxious_Possession_4: 2 min until we watch something that doesn't effect us until open tomorrow morning.

[+7] u/NunuTitobu: Epstein walks out in a leather jacket.  Market goes gonzo

[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Glad I sold. Theta you can’t hurt me LMAOOO

[+7] u/Fine-Will: It was priced to perfection

[+7] u/PunchingAgreenbush: dumbass intern forgot to hit send lol

[+7] u/ConstantAd1: NVDA is a dividend stock now

[+7] u/Inevitable_Fuel7244: why so late on numbers thats a sketchy sign lmao

[+7] u/DJ_LilSmoke: Jensen left his report in his other leather jacket

[+7] u/Sorry_Character_1771: They're so bad they don't want to post them.  Probably negative a gillian dollars.  Jensen now wears a Goodwill hoodie.

[+7] u/Federal-Ad9740: They are edging tf out of us

[+7] u/Unlucky-Energy-2767: Release the files!! jensen

[+7] u/rioferdy838: Late. Pending release. Fuck. We are dumping hard aren’t we

[+7] u/NewComplaint2065: ARE THE EARNINGS IN THE ROOM WITH US

[+7] u/vandammes: JENSEN IS IN THE NVIDIA FILES

[+7] u/smellyfingernail: Hello fellow n-word holders (Nvidia)

[+7] u/Impressive-Object271: Release the NVDA files

[+7] u/DJ_LilSmoke: NVDA states it ran out of memory trying to generate its earning report

[+7] u/ebfeebfe: Nvidia earnings delayed as Bloomberg ticker ran out of digits. "Too many digits!", sources familiar with the subject said.

[+7] u/cow_grass: Nvidia was on the island.

[+7] u/ToroLoco_TL: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Congratulations my fellow bulls!! We are so back...

[+7] u/MasterElite1: Nvda beat was priced

[+7] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Nvidia rocked. 73% revenue increase year over year and 20% quarter over quarter. Crazy!!!

[+7] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #THEY BROKEN THE GATES. HELM'S DEEP HAS BEEN BREACHED!! NVIDIA IS NOW PAST $200!! FALL BACK!! FALL BACK!!

[+7] u/b_fellow: 3 billion rev beat… couldnt they spare me tree fiddy?

[+7] u/PandoraBot: Looks like market will pump tmrrw

[+7] u/mneymaker: 20 DAYS EXTREME RALLY BACK IN THE MENU BOYZ LFG!

AI AI AI AI AI DATA CENTRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/kwarknagel made a bet that NVDA would go to 202.0 within **1 day** when it was 196.55 and it did, congrats fucker.

Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses

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[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: wtf NVDA saved the market lmao 🤣

[+7] u/slightly_visibleRibs: GET FUCKED BEARS IM ALREADY CALLING BMW FOR A CUSTOM M5

[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: People fr sold NVDA to buy WMT

[+7] u/NaiveMercury: Monster growth, I will most liklely lose my junior dev job cause AI will do everything I can do 10X faster, but at least I get those tendies on my NVDA shares 😤

[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: 73% YOY revenue growth. They are criminally undervalued even at $4.7 trillion.

[+7] u/ContentBlackberry0: Waiting for this to shit the bed.

[+7] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: lol who else is excited to see people panic sell out of defensive stocks and rotate back into tech

[+7] u/Typical_Tank_4674: BEARS SHOW YOURSELVES

[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Risk is ON bring back summer of 2025

[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: NVDA opens 185 tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣

[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Tomorrow is definitely coming after today. And then friday will mean Thursday was yesterday. Bullish.

[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: Well looks like we are staying in this god forsaken range unless we get escalation with Iran

[+7] u/Jeffoxy: NVDA’s importance to the global economy might legit be the reason Taiwan is still independent

[+7] u/jda823: Zero reason to hold nvda at open. No room to grow. Probably dumps 2% at open and crawls back up

[+7] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: And this is why you buy shares regards not calls. At least you can close after hours

[+7] u/Cryogenx37: A measley 2.5% gain on $NVDA ER is gonna IV crush some poor regards tomorrow morning unless it moons until end of Friday

[+7] u/Split_Seconds: This beat is just confirming they are on the right path that was priced in 6 months ago.

[+7] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: People who brush their teeth in the bathroom at work while I’m taking a fat shit 🤢

[+7] u/ercanbas: Honestly thought it would be way higher

[+7] u/darkspherei: bull trap, red by open

[+7] u/sl3azebag: if you trade NVDA ur a retard. Trade literally ANYTHING else

[+7] u/jda823: See you at spy 680 next week

[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Lots of penniless debt-laden greedy fucks bought NVDA 230C lmao

[+7] u/PeachScary413: THETA GANG WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY

[+7] u/log1ck1717: Why does it feel like tmr feel like a pump and dump day?

[+7] u/ratfukabich: Mods need to clean up and start doing proof or bans again, we got some lying ass bitches in here

[+7] u/Spooky_Mulder27: There’s 110k 200c on NVDA expiring Friday.  You really THOT?

[+7] u/ILoveWesternCenter: NVDA earnings call made by AI

[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you watching AH fake moves like they are real and it shows lol

[+7] u/baadllama_ghost: the problem is AI is a giant money laundering circle jerk and not only does nobody want it, but it will literally destroy the economy in the future

[+7] u/RareEurf: #LMAO WSB BEARISH BEFORE JENSEN SPEAKS?

[+7] u/Samjabr: I thought tomorrow mornings action is more relevant than the AH - Because that’s when the institutions buy? 

Bolster my copium!

[+7] u/Jeff_xx: daddy Jensen please don’t bankrupt me

[+7] u/BIP3N: If NVDA misses, we shall see a global recession begin at 9:30 AM tomorrow morning.

[+7] u/BIP3N: Everytime NVDA reports earnings, I somehow lose 5 years of my life due to stress. ✍🏾✍🏾

[+7] u/Anxious_Possession_4: this will be the first time nvidia misses and it drops to $120 overnight.

[+7] u/LordWop: Pretty funny live thread rn. Yall had me believing the largest company in the world was releasing earnings at 420

[+7] u/jraiv420: NVDA officially dead money no price movement

[+7] u/jarMburger: Lots of loss porns tomorrow morning

[+7] u/PretendAgency2702: Jensen still hasn't explained how they are going to make money on all this other than, herr, ugmmh, selling ai capacity to other companies who will somehow then make money on it by using it as a glorified chat bot or something

[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in

[+7] u/sl3azebag: I know something that others don’t? Or do I? Maybe!

[+7] u/davidbigham: Theta gang fking printing again on this NVDA earning.

[+7] u/davidbigham: rip for all the NVDA call. IV crush

[+7] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Same shit every time, how are people surprised

[+7] u/Confident-Window4928: Everyone here is in calls. Please MM yank that rug out it would be so funny

[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: This shit has better tension than most modern movies istg

[+6] u/NewDawn101: NVDA about to report earnings. Thank you for attention to this matter

[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: earnings tend to be a little delayed when the company is filing for bankruptcy

[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: Anthropic dropping its safety pledge lmao. The company literally founded as an abandonment of OpenAI because they didn’t like the safety guidelines. Fucking muppets. Time for them to die.

[+6] u/unclefire: Did news leak on nvda?

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: CRCL +35% is diabolical

[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Puts on RDDT. This app update is ass

[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #19 minutes until Nvidia earnings

[+6] u/_robyspider_: Just dropped 10k on nvda calls, full regard. This will not age well

[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Smol Asian man bout to show large pp

[+6] u/DahyunDabFan: George Washington’s dream lies in the hands of a Taiwanese man in a leather jacket

[+6] u/mangled_degenerate: I wonder what the vibe is like around the person that clicks the button that publishes the earnings to the website.

[+6] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: Nvda will announce they have made 1 trillion in profits this quarter then dump 15% when they announce a reduced guidance because of tariffs

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: THIS IS THE REAL SUPERBOWL

[+6] u/wildcat1055: when NVDA conference call?

I need a new video card to play Return to Castle Wolfenstein

[+6] u/Lower-Condition-4104: It's like watchind a train coming and there's a car waiting to beat it across the tracks. I watch because i know someone is going to get hurt.

[+6] u/BearContra: NVDA is going to drill back to 170 due to China issues. There hasn't been any sales to China whereas regarded analysts have already priced those in.

[+6] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: !banbet NVDA 185 24h

[+6] u/DeviantDougy: Put a big chunk of my money into shorting bitcoin and eth today, plz die again

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: #BEARS LMFAO

^^Sorry, ^^just ^^practicing.

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA earnings files: REDACTED

[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #NVDA GANG UNITE 🫂🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒👥️👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🤝🤲🙏

[+6] u/Killersax: This was a MM bull trap all along

[+6] u/GotKarprar: ready for the biggest overreaction of all time, one way or another

[+6] u/Traditional_Hair_453: Hold your assholes, here it comes

[+6] u/davidbigham: Shit, my blood pressure going up

[+6] u/smellyfingernail: Nobody in this thread can read a clock

[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Fucking lmao. Nvidia is an absolute monster but it’s all priced in.

[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: #MILITARY ACTION AGAINST THE THETA CARTEL

[+6] u/kananishino: The crowd goes mild?

[+6] u/whodey84: NVDA forgot to file their earnings!

[+6] u/Positive-Rise5145: nvidia earnings haven't been released yet, some dumbass is probably just saying fake news

[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Damn bul and ber getting liquidated NVDA is not moving lmaoooo

[+6] u/Far-Sherbert-8634: WE ALL KNOW ITS GONNA BEAT OK? ITS THE MARKET REACTION THAT WE CARE

[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: market literally unchanged lmfao

[+6] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Looks like nobody cares

[+6] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: A company holding up the entire tech industry can't just barely beat estimates.

It has to obliterate them.

[+6] u/LarryBlink: IM ALMOST VOMITING RELEASE THE FILES AND NVDA ER NOW!!!!

[+6] u/IslandExact429: Literally financially engineered earnings report

[+6] u/KittyLover-7: How the fuck is this shit not over 200 

They’ve been increasing guidance by like 5 billion + each quarter for the last couple quarters

[+6] u/LankyLibrary7662: So tomorrow spy will pull to 685 again ?

[+6] u/vinojpm: If you're not an algorithm spamming refresh on their reports page just phucking lmao at you

[+6] u/cow_grass: WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EARNINGS. GET ME THE MANAGER

[+6] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Jensen is partying with men’s hockey team. He will brb for earnings.

[+6] u/Killersax: GG AI DELETED THE EARNINGS

[+6] u/FSUnoles77: Are the earnings in the room with us right now

[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: If we get to 4:31 with no announcement it’s time to PANICAN

[+6] u/asonemoa: late reports are almost never bad guys, chill

[+6] u/d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI: Jensen can't find his marker for signing tiddies.

[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee is waiting for the results, like a fat cuck

[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: SHOW US THE NVDA FILES

[+6] u/Airader: Jensen about to save the stock market again

[+6] u/Anxious_Possession_4: first move is fake lol

[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/AccomplishedSoft5395 made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **1 month** when it was 178.85 and it did, congrats regard.

Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses

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[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: We’re rich!

*co signs lambo loan for 39% interest*

[+6] u/drakilian: Let's be real here

Flat by open

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: 75% gross margins 🤣

*NVIDIA 4Q COMPUTE REV. $51.33B, EST. $51.61B  

*NVIDIA 4Q NETWORKING REV. $10.98B, EST. $9.02B 

 *NVIDIA 4Q GAMING REV. $3.7B, EST. $4.01B 

 *NVIDIA 4Q DATA CENTER REVENUE $62.3B, EST. $60.36

[+6] u/aew2019: Bears are literally retarded. 

Michael Burry should be designated as a financial terrorist.

[+6] u/jda823: So basically in line with estimates. Got it.

[+6] u/kryptonyk: LOOKS LIKE TECH IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[+6] u/Montyprice7206: There is no red America or blue America, there is only the RETARDED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸

[+6] u/OwnAspect2153: We are seeing $7,000 tomorrow

[+6] u/SadCockroach3784: Bears absolutely singed.

[+6] u/nebgy: Now can msft just follow???

[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: Are we gonna do the thing where nvda is red by open again?

[+6] u/StanIeyDruckenmiller: Bought on fake earnings numbers and now I’m up 4%.

Thanks!

[+6] u/inappropriatetart: Holy NVDA dildos SPY

[+6] u/LarryBlink: |**Metric**|**Q4 FY2026**|**Q/Q Change**|**Y/Y Change**|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|**Revenue**|$68.1 Billion|\+20%|\+73%|
|**GAAP Gross Margin**|75.0%|\+1.6 pts|\+2.0 pts|
|**Non-GAAP Gross Margin**|75.2%|\+1.6 pts|\+1.7 pts|
|**GAAP Operating Income**|$45.1 Billion|\+25%|\+88%|
|**GAAP Diluted EPS**|$1.76|\+35%|\+98%|
|**Non-GAAP Diluted EPS**|$1.62|\+25%|\+82%|

[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: THE BULL NARRATIVE APPEARS TO BE COMPLETELY INTACT

[+6] u/mks_csw: DADDY JENSEN SEXIEST MAN ALIVE THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE FREE WORLD ONCE AGAIN 🦅 🦅🦅

[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: BERS IN SHAMBLES AND TEARS. EATING PICTURES OF RAMEN TONIGHT 🦅🦅🦅

[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you are counting your eggs before they hatch and it shows

[+6] u/BearContra: Repeat of last earnings. Going to turn red and open -5% to screw all option holders.

[+6] u/Gorm_the_Old: Even if you're skeptical of the AI boom, NVDA is the last company you want to short. They're going to keep printing money until the data centers collapse from severe over building, and that won't happen any time soon.

I think NVDA will inevitably come down to earth as soon as they get real competition and people figure out that we don't need a million data centers full of the latest chips. But it's going to take some time to get there, and until then, a short position is a losing bet.

[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Subdued reaction. Not bullish. Likely people waiting for guidance.

Buyers just seem exhausted.

[+6] u/CEO-of-SOXL: I’m a bear and I’m in shambles

[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: All I see is assblasted bers begging that their puts are worth a penny tomorrow

[+6] u/kananishino: This doesn't feel like a confident move

[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: All that NVDA profit taking

[+6] u/knoqd_: • Revenue: $68.1B (Actual) vs. $39.3B (FY25) — +73% y/y vs. $65–66B expected
• EPS (GAAP): $1.76 (Actual) vs. $0.89 (FY25) — +98% y/y vs. $1.50–1.53 expected
• Data Center: $51.3B (Actual) vs. $32.6B (FY25) — +57% y/y
• Q1 FY27 Outlook: ~$78B revenue guidance

Only +2% is regarded

[+6] u/abcxyz2357: Looks like there are lots of newbies here crying about AMD. Here’s a mathematical certainty

NVDA 📈 AMD 📉

NVDA 📉 AMD 📉

You didn’t have constipation today? AMD 📉

[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: yeah this is totally sustainable, nothing to worry about

[+6] u/Cstooby: I understand you all are excited, I have nvda calls so I feel it too, but its still too early.

This had happened so many times before, it pumps up 5 to 6% then slowly loses steam in ah after the actual call. Then in the morning it very volatile and then at open its drops like a rock in water.

Knowing all that I still bought calls but i dont know what im doing, so there's that.

I hope this time is different but I know theta will fuck us all.

[+6] u/jameskwonlee: NVDA honestly shouldn't partner with OpenAI. OpenAI is bleeding money. I love using ChatGPT, but OpenAI is practically giving compute away for peanuts, at scale. It reminds of me MoviePass. Great business that everyone loved, but it was practically charity for movie lovers. OpenAI would have to IPO and then rug pull a bunch of people.

[+6] u/trainwreck001: NVDA WILL BLEED OFF HERE FOR 6 MONTHS...

[+6] u/cryptohorn: Nvda like a dude that went through all the chicks and can't hold a boner anymore

[+6] u/daviper87: imagine your sales being 100% exposed to the unprofitable LLM bubble 🤡

[+6] u/jonneh: All the bers trying to talk about IV crush now as if we didn’t know 🤣🤣

[+6] u/Out_Phishing: Some of you are going to get iv crushed like a mfer

[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Advanced Money Decimator

[+6] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: I remember the first time I learned what IV crush was. You call holders are going to learn something interesting tomorrow morning.

[+6] u/31andnotdone: maybe now we can really get into the ber market

[+6] u/FreshJohansen96: I remember in 2022, I wrote a bearish DD on TTD earnings, the mods pinned it and it went up and a bunch of people lost a lot of money lmao.

[+6] u/Hoodie-Embiid: Lotta salty bears in here lmfao

[+6] u/smart_doge: Watching Nightcrawler. No spoilers pls.

[+6] u/spudbro00: Nailed it

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/xrI9IZ4SrK

[+6] u/Axonum: Say memory shortage!!

[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: tomorrow and Friday sell off will make hystory

[+6] u/Spicyboi981: May I please have a crumb of volatility sir

[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I don't think Michael Burry gave landscaping a fair chance.

[+6] u/RagingBearBull: American homeowners are regarded ....

I keep hearing this line "Ohhh wow the value of my house is sky high!!!! i cant afford eggs, affordability is tough" 

Like you can't have it both ways, your house value is going to have to come down for eggs to aslo be affordable.

[+6] u/iliveasimplelife: Nvidia yearns for $192

[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Boo Hoo did you buy overpriced OTM calls at high IV?

[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So why is nvda not up 10% right now?

[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Triple beat and it's losing all its gains. 

We r fuk

[+6] u/IceCoughy: when you think youre rich but its AH

[+6] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: SPY going to 675 tomorrow

[+6] u/Win_Rare: nvda gonna dump at open tomorrow

[+6] u/One_Impression_2253: if you didn’t know this thing was going sideways, then that’s a skill issue honestly

[+6] u/Adventurous_Tea_2198: !banbet 
you mocked me for my daring and in the end i was right, i accept your apologies

[+6] u/chiswis: NVDA $300 tomorrow

everything’s computer

[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: SPY here 👋

Sorry guys, I'm getting too close to $700 again, have to rug NVDA a little to compensate

[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Why did the immigrants do this to NVIDIA?

[+6] u/hvc801: Too many of ya were counting your fucking chickens, yall to.blame

[+6] u/NativePlant870: Jensen talks like he’s scared to talk to women

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls are gods dumbest creature

[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: I saw a wsb comment a few days ago that went deep. “Bers gonna ber”. Just like that, let it sink

[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: The market: Yeah well in 20 years nvda growth will slow down so were gonna sell now....LOL

[+6] u/jinxy0320: Imagine rotating out of tech into extreme boomer industries

[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Jensen in the theta files

[+6] u/DrElkSnout: The blatant manipulation in the metals markets is definitively no longer conspiracy theory. It's obvious now to everyone that the metals markets are heavily manipulated, and it needs to end.

[+6] u/0Rider: Sold a covered call on nvda. You are welcome

[+6] u/Anxious_Possession_4: imagine a $20 swing in the direction you're hoping for. sheeeeeesh

[+6] u/KingKongou: I bought 1 SPX put because tomorrow we have the Iran negotiation, jobs report at 830 AM and both google and Amazon did well but still dropped...im not expecting NVDA to do any better...

Well, I guess well see.

[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: r/valueinvesting with another classic in TTD

[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Stephanie Aliaga yummy

[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: IM WITERALLY SHAKING

[+6] u/lysergalien: Stroking with one hand and ready to smash the buy button with the other

[+6] u/cow_grass: NVIDIA UP 20%!!!! &gt;!gotem!&lt;

[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: 240 seconds until ragnarok

[+6] u/Haikoe: Jensen was signaling buy signal with that stupid jacket, so many zippers he looked like a tech fonzy

[+6] u/calmoney149: Pretty underwhelming move there! Easily could sell off 🥲

[+6] u/konigswagger: NVDA red by market open.

[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: compute = revenue says Jensen

YEAH MAYBE FOR NVDA 😬

[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: i still like jensen but all these callers sound like they're looking for reasons to sell

[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Soon the sub will be spammed with “Bool Thot” comments, won’t it?

[+6] u/SmurfStop: This is dumping faster than Trump on laxatives

[+6] u/abcxyz2357: Watch NVDA go back to flat 🤌

[+6] u/jmc774: Next bull run just started

[+6] u/BadOchStjul: Genuine question, anyone who actually understands why NVIDIA seemingly just can't pump regardless of results? Are they really THAT highly valued beyond any reason? If that's the case isn't the market fucked long term? Who the fuck can outperform these insane expectations?

[+6] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: Can someone tell me why AMD dumped

[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Jensen gonna become the next Fed chairman and pump SPY LMAO🤌

[+6] u/StanIeyDruckenmiller: Oh, it hasn’t dumped yet. It will.

[+6] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Watch it go red tomorrow 😂😂

[+6] u/Jeffoxy: #jensen shirtless pics

[+5] u/Samjabr: Im telling you all right now, if the market tanks, my kids are going to community college

[+5] u/Fineous40: I hope all are green today. Bul, ber, and even theta.

[+5] u/vermilli21: NVDA waiting room 💀💀💀

[+5] u/plutosbigbro: People forget NVDA was 171 on Feb 5, they have had a huge run up in the last few weeks

[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Crayons down retards

[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: Considering how many people here hold onto weekly options like they’re a longterm investment the last few months should have bankrupted everyone. 

Surprised anyone is even here, congrats you survived.

[+5] u/met_art: That’s Biden’s NVDA.

[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: This is a Jensen shaped economy

[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: We’re going down! 💃💃💃🤣

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Fucking edgefest

Just let it out

[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: So, if NVDA misses.. what the fuck happens

[+5] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA already at 200m volume Jesus

[+5] u/endoftheworld_xD: !banbet NVDA $203 1d

[+5] u/North-Time-5070: Bought 1 contract Spx calls. 🤞

[+5] u/MagneticRetard: allat stress just for it to go flat smh

[+5] u/RockCultural4075: Im from the future and NVDA dumps 6%

[+5] u/skin_flute_player: SPY nearing 700? You know what that means tomorrow 😏.

[+5] u/ercanbas: 3 minutes until Epstein returns.

[+5] u/kaapooj: &lt;2min for my port to die

[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Be the ball, Jensen. Be the ball.

[+5] u/BIP3N: First NVDA earnings without calls or puts, is this how sane people feel? 🤠

[+5] u/InverseHashFunction: Uh oh. Nvidia is in the Epstein files.

[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Believe it or not, staying out of this one is better for my nerves.

[+5] u/Unemployable1593: Step NVDA what are you doing??

[+5] u/jb_1699: flatter than my ex wife’s boyfriend ass

[+5] u/GoProVI: THEY BEAT! AND THE CROWD GOES…. mild?

[+5] u/ConstantAd1: EL MENCHO DIED FOR THIS

[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Jensen taking a shit

[+5] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: LMAO WHAT?

WHERE IS THE MOVE?

[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: so bulls get half a percent AH on nvda, do I see that correctly

[+5] u/rcantu314: Jensen better walk out signing boobs with a leather jacket or it’s over

[+5] u/Lower-Condition-4104: If that's the move....lot's of smoke coming from the WSB village. lol

[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: #WEN NVDA EARNINGS?!?!?

[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: WHATS IN THE BOX HUANG?! WHATS IN THE BOX

[+5] u/Big-Routine222: NVIDIA about to be responsible for ending careers.

[+5] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Lamest NVDA earnings ever lmao

[+5] u/femurimer: Bad news is always late

[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: some intern from nvda fucked up the ER

[+5] u/InverseHashFunction: Let's just ask ChatGPT to make up the numbers

[+5] u/vandammes: WTF IS GOING ON JENSEN SPEAK TO US PEASANTS

[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: RELEASE THE GUIDANCE

[+5] u/yofisherman123: I think regardless of how NVDA does , AMD is going to shit the bed

[+5] u/ChazHollywood: IV crush tomorrow on NVDA option holders from today is going to be brutal

[+5] u/Coogiez: Late is a scary sign

[+5] u/ebfeebfe: The Epstein Files are in the Nvidia Files

[+5] u/InverseHashFunction: How bad could it be???

[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Holy Fuck

Jensen is in T-shirt and shorts

[+5] u/LarryBlink: JENSON RELEASE DA FILES!!!!

[+5] u/Consistent-Motor5196: Oh no it's gonna duuuuuuump

[+5] u/borat_he_like_you: #Breaking news: NVDA will now be releasing sex robots

[+5] u/WrexyWrex: one of the guys on bloomberg just got a discord message, i heard it lol

[+5] u/hermeskino715: I'm sure Jensen is stuck signing multiple titties right now

[+5] u/Fineous40: BREAKING: Jenson’s former yoga coaches, cousin’s, grandfather’s ex neighbor has been named in the Epstein files.

[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Jensen getting ready to unveil the sexbot who's gonna deliver earnings

[+5] u/rioferdy838: Is Jensen also preparing to release the Epstein files as well

[+5] u/cow_grass: RELEASE THE FILES JENSON!!!!!

[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: They are NEVER late 🥺

[+5] u/NewComplaint2065: late earnings report is NOT good

[+5] u/ConstantAd1: AI thought 4:20pm was a joke and didn't send the ER

[+5] u/aqjingson: I think bunch of fake earnings numbers released lol

[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Swiping right on whales just to feel something

[+5] u/wizard_mitch: NVIDIA Files are being censored before release

[+5] u/Bravadette: I guess it came out cus its not on their site yet lol but its popping off

[+5] u/rioferdy838: Wow Twitter actually had the numbers before official release lol

[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: I wonder if the salesforce shares I bought like 5 years ago will ever be in the green lol

[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Every hour was just green green green. I bought 35 688 spy calls near the low yesterday and im blown away. I told myself i wouldnt let go of my next big win, id ride it out. AI said not to do it, my common sense said not to do it. Even you guys said not to do it. I was watching it go from +$3000, +$6000 and i didnt sell man. I kept it till $20,000 so id have enough to pdt. And my god, i fucking got it. Im in shock.

[+5] u/Beazt11123: This is not the 700 I was promised

[+5] u/knoqd_: &gt; *NVIDIA SEES 1Q REV. $76.44B TO $79.56B, EST. $72.78B

Jesus

[+5] u/shaun678: smol asian man with huge pp

[+5] u/firstandlast0202: spy is just NVDA's bitch at this point

[+5] u/kananishino: Now would be the perfect time to do something crazy Mango

[+5] u/Select_Season7735: FIRST MOVE IS FAKE AND GHEY UNLUCKY BULLS

[+5] u/InarasMal: Jenson's cock is 3mm...from the ground

[+5] u/davidbigham: its pumping.   At least for now

[+5] u/fredditf: $NVDA Q4’26 EARNINGS HIGHLIGHTS

🔹 Revenue: $68.1B (Est. $65.91B) 🟢; +73% Y/Y
🔹 Adj. EPS: $1.62 (Est. $1.50) 🟢; +82% Y/Y
🔹 Data Center: $62.3B (Est. $60.36B) 🟢; +75% Y/Y

Q1 Guide:
🔹 Rev: $78.0B ±2% (Est. $72.78B) 🟢
🔹 Gross Margin (Adj): 75.0% ±50bps
🔹 OpEx (Adj): ~$7.5B
🔹 not assuming any Data Center compute revenue from China

Capital Return:
🔹 Returned to shareholders (FY26): $41.1B
🔹 Buyback remaining: $58.5B

Commentary:
🔸 “Computing demand is growing exponentially — the agentic AI inflection point has arrived.”
🔸 “Grace Blackwell with NVLink is the king of inference today — delivering an order-of-magnitude lower cost per token — and Vera Rubin will extend that leadership even further.”

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/RisingToMediocrity made a bet that NVDA would go to 202.0 within **1 day** when it was 196.16 and it did, congrats autist.

Their record is now 24 wins and 23 losses

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[+5] u/Consistent-Platypus3: LET THE NEXT BULL RUN COMMENCE SPY 750 BY SUMMER!! 🤑🤑🤑

[+5] u/miss_L_fire: The one time I get puts NVDA actually goes up on good earnings 🤦‍♀️ I hate it here

[+5] u/OnlySiennaTay: Lambos for everyone....except the regarded bers.
Your time will come.....never.

[+5] u/pootenanner: 3% uppies and bols are jerking each other off. Hilarious. It’s going red by the end of the call.

[+5] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: Wasn't the IV implied move like 6%? Your calls are all kill.

[+5] u/spac420: 🥭 needs to give Jensen Medal of Honor

[+5] u/TowelOld743: Bubble this, bubble that, how bout you bubble Deez nutz bers

[+5] u/Sidney_Godsby: Lmao if you didn’t expect it, watch it keep bleeding til your calls are again worthless by open tomorrow 🤣

[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: Got out at 203 nice scalp cuz i know it will be back to 190 tmrw

[+5] u/Anxious_Possession_4: HAHAHAHA BULLS THOUGHT

[+5] u/aaapod: Advanced Micro Dildos

[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Guiding 10 bilion higher than your revenue print at this level is so fucked 

We are genuinely not bullish enough on this bitch

[+5] u/jakeisarake: Bears with the tiny glimmer of hope only to be crushed again lmao

[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: If it goes flat bears are going to call that a win.

[+5] u/thegreatgumbini: Jensen looking out at all the 🌈🐻 butts: "I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can either do this the easy way, or the hard way..."

&gt;!"I see you're choosing the hard way..."!&lt;

[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: Absolutely insane nvidia earnings. Should be at 220 rn and I’m saying this as an nvidia bear

[+5] u/TreGet234: Nvidia fading already noooo

[+5] u/KittyLover-7: NVDA pumped to 197 last ER too before falling

It’s made like an extra gazillion since then too, why the fuck is Walmart as expensive as this

[+5] u/daviper87: #**QUICK, MAKE UP ANOTHER “PARTNERSHIP”!!!**

[+5] u/Antique-Procedure-40: NVIDIA dumping tomorrow from bag holders and profit taking, $190 put expiring 3/20 on the open

[+5] u/Samjabr: Omg. Get this lady off the call - someone get Jensen and have him talk about global buildout and crap.

[+5] u/Skylake1987: !banbet NVDA 194.00 1d

[+5] u/WombatShwambat: Wendy’s is closing 400 locations. Godspeed regards we will all need a new dumpster to meet behind

[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: dead cat splatter im afraid...BRING IN THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[+5] u/Federal-Ad9740: Jensen doesn’t care, he’s making millions of ppl wait for him lmao

[+5] u/NewDawn101: Jensen killed in Cuba

[+5] u/_robyspider_: RELEASE THE FILES, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/IndependentUsual7444 made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **3 days** when it was 192.94 and it did, congrats gigabrain.

Their record is now 9 wins and 23 losses

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[+5] u/broke_person: NVIDIA IS THE MARKET. BOW DOWN

[+5] u/LoathedOne: The leather jacket has saved the day again

[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: IMAGINE BEING A DUMB BER 🫵🐻🤡

[+5] u/xxXSGTD1ckM1lk420Xxx: No words on these NVDA earnings. Just insane. To be growing like they are...and accelerating? Market is about to rip.

[+5] u/FG-Oracle: Damn my ber ass got gapped lmao. Well played bulls gg

[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Bull market is fucking back holy shit

[+5] u/Dirty2020: NVDA announces they're buying every company on the stock market and will own 100% of everything. Next year they're buying every country. All Hail Jensen Big Dong Huang

[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Anyone that says 30s sucks peaked in high school.   30s is your prime as a man

[+5] u/Mountain_Snow3613: lmao the bers in here talking shit after massive beat. you really can't teach stupid

[+5] u/theunmistakablecow: I can't wait to full port 0dte spy puts tomorrow

[+5] u/daviper87: Nvda falling fast lmao

[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Here comes Nvidia doing what it does best on earnings

[+5] u/hermeskino715: I placed a rocket ship on my NVDA chart. Sometimes it works

[+5] u/Select_Season7735: LMAO NVDA GOING BACK UNDER 200

[+5] u/daviper87: imagine holding nvda calls lmao

[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: I left 10k on the table, but I didn’t lose either so it’s a win. That being said. Large fries with your order, Sir?

[+5] u/Moepenmoes: $SLV bag holders are about to get rug pulled

[+5] u/papaganoush75: Are you guys winning on NVDAAAAAAAAAAA?

[+5] u/gratatatatatatat: Bers so kind

Worried abt bols only making 3% when their shorts go to 0 🥹

[+5] u/nikerock: Thought I was big brain buying SPY puts thinking NVDA gonna tank the market by going sideways, or below expectations. I mean, if I were the MMs, this would be perfect opportunity to crash the market since so many average joes and their grandmas are piling in on tech stocks follow the dip. Welp, so much for that.

[+5] u/lysergalien: Can't let their family be too powerful

[+5] u/likefenixx: A new wave of green is coming

[+5] u/Derek_the_Red: Please NVDA dont lose it all by market open. I only have shares but just want something nice to brighten my day tomorrow.

[+5] u/samaritan1331_: leather jacket sales 📈📈

[+5] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: I got a 3 day ban for threatening to commit acts of terrorism on US soil if a certain play doesn’t go my way

I got a 7 day ban for anti-semitism 

Very interesting proportionality of punishment

[+5] u/31andnotdone: have you tried being nice and happy

[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Ber meltdowns always make me laugh.

[+5] u/AFTCP: Did Jensen transition to a woman?

[+5] u/Cordwaining: NVDA bers just need to give up bro.

[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: If NVDA can’t keep at least 200 we are really over.

[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: I like NVIDIA, but it needs to work a little harder for a WMT or COST multiple

[+5] u/Jeffoxy: #LET ASIAN LEATHER JESUS SPEAK

[+5] u/NativePlant870: My puts are absolutely saved

[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Nvda posts unbelievable numbers, only up 1% lmao

[+5] u/pleasestoptalkin: Wallstreet sees through the bs. 

NVDA has different divisions placing orders from each other to cook revenue numbers. It’s unsustainable.

[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/BagHoldersOfAmerica made a bet that NVDA would go to 197.46 within **1 day** when it was 201.49 and it did, congrats fucker.

Their record is now 2 wins and 2 losses

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[+5] u/Disastrous_West5865: An insane amount of calls are going to be sold tmro trying to salvage money.

[+5] u/Clear-West747: Oh my god he really just dropped hard r on the call holy fuck

[+5] u/Spooky_Mulder27: Hear me out, what if today was to shake everyone out of puts before the world ends

[+5] u/Reasonable_Roger: What happened? NVDA fumbled?

[+5] u/isolated-cat: NVDA go back up to 200+ you rascal

[+5] u/aftherith: Flat gang killed my father and bought my mother flowers and a nice dinner. Those bastards.

[+5] u/penguincheerleader: Each and everyone of you jinxed it and you all know what you did!

[+5] u/ContributorZero: I asked ChatGPT what a “red day” was and it told me that was a banned topic.

[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: The realty that “NVDA will save or kill the market” is a common thread and actual Wall Street talk is kind of, uh, a red flag right? Calls it is.

[+5] u/eoiioe: Ai is saved, spx 7k tommorow, circlejerk continues

[+5] u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb: And bitches thought NVDA was going to miss lmao

[+5] u/aloysc: RISK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS.

[+5] u/dehmos: Y is this NVIDIA god candle like 4 dollars and people are celebrating

[+5] u/alderson710: NVDA will eventually be able to pay for the US debt

[+5] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Nvidia is fading lol 😶‍🌫️

[+5] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Tried to warn yall big money would move out as soon as retail flooded in after the “beat”.  Probably more of the same at open tomorrow as it fades.

[+5] u/FG-Oracle: Are my puts saved by the algos

[+5] u/sl3azebag: MSFT 410 tmrw prolly

[+5] u/sck178: Nvidia's market cap is greater than the GDP of Canada and Brazil combined

[+5] u/xxXSGTD1ckM1lk420Xxx: Bears who got too comfortable buying puts into NVDA earnings over the past year are about to get full throat cucked......

[+5] u/SighRamp: NVDA bolz nuts got crushed

[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls done moo’d themselves out lmao

[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: What do you mean Peter capexing himself to the tits to buy chips from Paul isn’t sustainable forever?

[+5] u/vermilli21: Give me a break. SPY pumps .24% on NVDA earnings but when NVDA drills it barely moved 💀🤡🤡🤡

[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: NVDA about to go red holyy

[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: Iv crush this perfect is truly a work of art by the Mms

[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: MM's wont let the mag 7 go up still LOL

[+5] u/Sick0h: NO JENSEN DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOODNIGHT

[+5] u/SnoStrm: The most retarded person you know will be loading puts tomorrow.

[+5] u/NewDawn101: Market is close so I brushed my teeth because investing in your health is priceless

[+5] u/gandalftheshai: Nvidia calls are fucked

[+5] u/Traditional_Hair_453: CHINNANANANA DOES IT AGAIN!

[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: 40 minutes ago, I was richer

[+5] u/NativePlant870: Death, taxes, and Nvidia dump after earnings

[+5] u/pootenanner: I mean cmon bols. What did you really think was gona happen?

[+5] u/Anxious_Possession_4: Remember when I said red by open 😆

[+5] u/aaapod: bols are gonna ask to speak to the manager

[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: That was an exciting hour, wasn’t it? 🫤

[+5] u/Sick0h: We goyim on the edge of our seats

[+5] u/99Fan: Bearhunter’s in shambles

[+5] u/Lastchoicename: So short spy at $695 every single time?

[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Tomorrow will be liberation day but for ber

[+5] u/Such_Coin: And...everybody loses. Thanks for coming to the casino!

[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: did Jensen announce how much they're going to pay customers to buy nvda chips next quarter?

i'm not seeing it in the guidance

[+5] u/surfinbird: Time to watch Boner Jams ‘03

[+5] u/westernwasteland: We're done, when I say we're done -Jensen

[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: Delta crush gonna completely f all NVDA call holders in the a if it doesn’t pump anymore

[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: crazy that bill gates daughter is doing an ai startup, thats literally the last thing id ever do if money didnt matter lol

[+5] u/davidbigham: Thanks u all for buying my $200 NVDA call. 😂

[+5] u/Valkorion335786: NVDA just taking money left and right lmao

[+5] u/Souldrop: Vibe from NVDA bulls completely different now as opposed to 30 minutes ago. Y’all ok out there?

[+5] u/Smongk: Litterally everything is AI. Why the fuck would it be a bubble

[+5] u/user0384849023: tomorrow i am going to full YOLO 50% calls 50% puts
literally CANNOT be wrong

[+5] u/Proper_Winner4968: Just let Nvidia cook bro

[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: i got in at TTD at $60 i'm such a fucking moron

[+23] u/OptionsHuduga: JENSEN HUANG WINS.   FLAWLESS VICTORY.  THETALITY.

[+22] u/Ok_Cry7572: she asked me if I like bush and I told her I’m not into politics

[+21] u/puffinnbluffin: I love seeing the ban bets with 0 wins, 20 losses lmao 😂

[+19] u/Thin_Zucchini_2677: Cramer says the AH dump on NVDA is a “mistake”. Sell everything

[+19] u/NaturalFortune8397: bears don’t even care about winning they just want bulls to lose

sick fucks

[+19] u/bobby_stackz: NVDA going back to it's toxic relationship with 180

[+18] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: "Guys hear me out.."

*rips bong*

"Data Centers.. in space"

[+18] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: NVDA not jumping higher on these results is concerning

[+17] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Trump: The president of Mexico has asked for military help on the current situation but I don’t think I should say my answer, they say I shouldn’t… Do you think I should” 

Report: uhhh idk 

Trump: Well il tell you my answer, it was Yes”

This was a actual sound clip

[+17] u/trsx5: Life was better without smartphones. Fight me.

[+17] u/CPA-hole: Hello I’m here to spread fear and misinformation

[+16] u/rwc5078: I did not drink tonight! It is still early, but this is the first night in a long time. I hope I can stay strong

[+16] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Mfs start sounding like philosophers after losing a shit ton of money.

[+16] u/FastFwdFrank: At least Punch the Monkey is doing better

[+16] u/friedbymoonlight: Breaking News: They WILL crash the market to avoid paying an upward cascade of NVIDIA calls.

[+16] u/spellbadgrammargood: If I was an attractive girl 100% I would've made an Onlyfans but I am a man, a man with a small dick and hairy asshole.

[+16] u/pmotiveforce: Gonna start asking AI really, really stupid questions so they don't flag me.

Shit like "why sky blue", "is dirt safe to eat", "prove erf not flat", and "why some fake mericans don't like tarifs when Gyna pay all, like free munny".

[+16] u/Options_tarded: I swear you regards don’t understand market cap. Do you understand the amount of money it takes to move a $5T company 1%

[+16] u/ismebbb: Nvda has to do nothing short of curing cancer to pump on earnings lmao

[+16] u/Get_dat_money: Seems extra retarded in here tonight

[+14] u/Ok_Cry7572: Stop overperforming at work. Act your wage

[+14] u/KindlyTie6602: I don’t need to be mean here, but is it just me or does Sydney Sweeney look like she has a mild case of the downs?

[+14] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I'm afraid that we're not going to see any more face ripping rallies until trump gets out of the way. I don't care how great he says he is last night, the dude is full of shit of fuck8ng our shit up.

[+14] u/NlNJANEER: If I'm being honest, I just want enough money to watch the world continue to burn, but without me being affected by it.

[+14] u/ajibtunes: Well I think she made her choice. She didn’t come home tonight…

[+14] u/BarbellPadawan: Been working 16-18 hour days (not including my main job of shitposting in here and selling options to degenerates). I wish I lived in France. I could legitimately strike and riot if my boss emailed me after 5pm.

[+14] u/Carfar_Farcar: Imagine how many people would have lost their ass if NVDA earnings were reported pre-market?

[+14] u/Damandalorianway: nvda gonna open red to kill all call
holders and then slowly climb all day above $200 calling it now

[+13] u/booose6: Cramer literally just now on mad money said hes never been more bullish on NVDA. Its overz

[+13] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: Fucking bulls losing their mind in here at market close talking all this shit about bears this bears that. Not so chirpy now are we bulls? Serves yall right.

[+13] u/Additional_Diver584: We’re winning so much. We’ll get tired of winning

[+13] u/1M-to-Zero: Someone said NVDA 210 after ER... was that lie???

[+13] u/Zyklon_Bussy: Who pissed in everyone’s Cheerios? So salty tonight

[+13] u/SpyBagholder: Wait a second… dumping billions, almost a trillion, into a technology that isn’t even remotely feasible, building nuclear reactors (usually taking 10-20 years to build) to power said tech, using more water than the entire bottle water industry to cool data centers, and using fraudulent circular financing to scrape by… didn’t work? Shocker.

[+13] u/justlosinmoney: I have a feeling we are gonna get that drop that just makes you go oh fuck with in the next few days

[+13] u/Kickboy21: I might call in sick for work tomorrow. Tired of my fuck ass company

[+13] u/TonyMontanaIsNice: Imagine letting another man "fill" you. 

This is why I exclusively market buy.

[+12] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: They didn’t even wait until morning to dump NVDA. lol

[+12] u/bobby_stackz: ORCL is such a steaming hot pile of shit

[+12] u/MrDinglehut: May the market raise up to meet you.

May the trend be always at your back.

May your gains shine warmly on your face,

and your dividends fall softly into your portfolio.

And until the markets open again,

May God hold you in the palm of his hand.

[+12] u/unwanted_hair: American penis ... so ... so very big...

[+12] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: Winamp skins

Napster

Kazaa

Black PS1 discs

IYKYK

[+12] u/Ill-Ad1603: Jane street uses palantir to identify each and every single one of us individually and find out about our plays and fuck us over. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[+12] u/kalakesri: The CEOs who happily boasted about replacing their employees with AI are now learning that their customers are replacing them with AI

[+12] u/NotMe357: NVDA keep fighting to not become red but I think the fight is over. NVDA, you can rest now.

[+12] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 1. Start company
2. Put AI in the name 
3. Have NVDA circle jerk you

[+12] u/trsx5: Not to be a downer, but it certainly feels like the K Economy is accelerating at an alarming pace. It’s like the same 5 companies just paying each other

[+11] u/SuffiecientSapian: Flat since fucking October. I have loved giving away 40k since then

[+11] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: This is what I get for putting my life savings into a fucking company that could even render end game Civ III graphics without crashing...

[+11] u/JakeSal10: Ya it’s over for me NVDA ain’t going to $200 by open im fucked

[+11] u/OG_L0c: My neighbor clearly doesn't watch porn. She asked me to fix her sink...
I've been here for an hour and I'm still fixing the fucking sink 🤦‍♂️

[+11] u/bubbasnub: YOU 🫵were the exit liquidity for Jensen.

[+11] u/DefiantDelta: bul genuinely believes there’s gonna be data centers in space lmao

[+11] u/Commercial_Horror204: if tariff replaced income tax --&gt;  billionaires make $1 billion a year, only he buy $5000 foreign goods a year so  he only pay $500 taxes. no income tax. the rest taxes are paid by regards. bilionaires' wet dream

[+11] u/OptionsHuduga: February 25, 2026 - the day AI died

[+11] u/CavoliRiscaldati: If you bought NVDA calls RIP. If you bought NVDA puts also RIP.

[+11] u/tombrady011235: The whole point of the Obama Iran deal was that it allowed third party investigators into Iran's nuclear facilities.   
  
Guess who ended that agreement and is now threatening war with Iran because of accusations at their unaudited nuclear facilities...

[+11] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I felt a great disturbance in the casino  
  
As if millions of regards cried out as their long options suddenly lost half their value

[+11] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: ##y’all member when shit didn’t suck?

[+11] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Some poor souls tomorrow going to find out what IV crush is all about LMAO 🤌

[+11] u/booose6: Okay…

NOW the rug is beginning

[+11] u/billyd1984texas: Why is everything coming down?

[+11] u/Elegant-Berry5192: I shall sleep well knowing I’ll wake up to spy sub 690 tomorrow

[+11] u/Big-News-2704: CRCL was the real NVDA all along

[+11] u/Ill-Ad1603: I’m getting so sick of trading and gambling I want a new dopamine source

[+11] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: What if AI is already smart enough to get us dumbass humans to build these data centers by manipulating the data to make it look like they will be profitable but it really just wants more juice

[+11] u/mlee62: SPY has been range bound at $670 - $695 since November. something’s gotta give soon

[+11] u/Savings-Act8: All my losses were classified as wash sales so I’m fucked

[+10] u/rwc5078: Bill Gates cheated on his wife and sleeping with Russian women in the Epstein files

I did nothing illegal and they were not minors

Wow - thanks Bill Gates! Really showing us how to live a good and honorable life

I hope they prosecute them all

[+10] u/According-Page8618: guys last time nvidia 187 to 198 AH, then dump on open 

this time nvidia 203 to 193 AH then moon on open.

[+10] u/Eddyrancid: NVDA, if you're gonna fuck the bulls over like that, at least feed the bears

[+10] u/Big-News-2704: I'm so broke scammers steal my identity and end up instantly in poverty

[+10] u/abroadbroadband: If we all agree "adulting" sucks, what the hell are are we doing here, this is a collective action problem

Are we stupid or something

[+10] u/StalkingDwarf: Dude begging for buybacks on the call lmao

[+10] u/Commercial_Horror204: why bet on NVDA from $195-&gt;$215 when you can wait for another $175-&gt;$195?

[+10] u/GuyFaulks77: So NVDA went completely flat after earnings…? The least likely scenario?

[+10] u/_dCkO: all you 200c fellas should consider starting a prayer group and holding hands

[+10] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: NVDA price action is giving all you options buyers the middle finger. IV crush tomorrow

[+10] u/KingRegardothe2nd: You didn't think they would let those 200 NVDA calls print now did you? 100k of them. It will go back above after hours Friday lol

[+10] u/anonkraken: Can we please either start a new uptrend or drill to the center of the earth?

The stagnation since October is fucking ridiculous.

[+10] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Wouldn't you know it...NVDA has lost all its gains...again...back to 180 tomorrow.

God damn mother fucking no good piece of shit mother fucking God damn loser stock.

[+10] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'm a fucking incredible dancer, you guys

[+10] u/Gom_KBull: Bols were just drowning in chromosomes at 4:19 

Haahahahah

Get liberated from your money

[+10] u/CriticalBlackberry90: Tomorrow is going to be a hard drill all the way to -2% on QQQ, then we HARD V all the way back to -1%. Friday we pump to +1.5% and then drill to +0.5%

[+10] u/Ill-Ad1603: “realized gains” Lmao yeah right, we got realized losses here bud

[+9] u/Sweg_OG: # NVDA is a pump and dump

[+9] u/LaPenta5594: If NVDA is down after that earnings report, the market is absolutely fucked

[+9] u/Independent_Wind1270: If NVDA can go down after those numbers, the American market is fubar. 

Moving funds to europe ETF and chilling from here on out

[+9] u/nyse25: This isn't just X—it's Y. 

Yeah fuck you chatgpt

[+9] u/Throwaway18987987: Attn: Vix boner spotted

[+9] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: NVDA bols in shambles

[+9] u/WarmCan3034: Fuck a recession, hello depression!!

[+9] u/JakeSal10: What a pathetic fucking joke of a world we live in

[+9] u/GhostHashira427: Yall all seem to recognize manipulation but don’t play accordingly

[+9] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: NVDA should open at 300 tomorrow morning

[+9] u/stupidber: I need one of those stuffed comfort monkeys like Punch has

[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Only countries that want us to strike Iran: Israel and China 

Israel: would love to see their #1 opp eliminated 

China: would love to see the US unload the clip (will take years to reload)

[+9] u/SupaGai: “My lobsters too buttery and my steak is too juicy” -Wall St

[+9] u/Unassisted3P: I thought my weekly Spy calls were gonna tuck me in tonight, instead they're upstairs rolling a bowling ball on the floor.

[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: At least Jensen has never been named in the Epstein files...at least I think.

[+9] u/rTpure: we got close to 700, so now we are programmed to drop back to 680

it's in the SPY handbook

[+9] u/Educational_Wall3926: the bots are mking grammar  mistake and typos to seam more like real retards

[+9] u/CLYDEFR000G: They taxed us via tariffs making us lose money and then they ban the tariffs and tax us again because those same companies who made money by raising costs are now suing the government to collect taxpayer money because they had to increase prices? 

We are being fked from the back and the front. Meanwhile the dollar is losing its value day by day.

[+9] u/gomper: NVDA breaking hearts and crushing dreams

[+9] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: "Google searches for “can’t sell house” just hit an ALL-TIME HIGH" lmfao we're beyond 2007 cooked and chugging along like business as usual just like we did then

[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Negative after all that huh

[+9] u/hoidzaheer777: Spy $675-$690 circle jerk starts again

[+9] u/2020isgreat: It's hard being a bear when most are retarded

[+9] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Cramer said the selloff at the start of the week was way overblown and todays gains are the markets returning to reality. We - are - so - fucked!!! ;)

[+9] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Don’t need fun to have alcohol

[+9] u/emperor_dinglenads: Buy the hype, sell the news.

[+9] u/westcoastlink: Nuclear launch detected

[+9] u/Sean_VasDeferens: With the NVDA action tonight, my plan tomorrow is to stay out and go for a walk on the beach.

[+9] u/Bluesquare9: Will VIX soar tomorrow?

[+9] u/BlitzComet95: This is a NFLX to 90 prayer circle

[+9] u/_pout_: NVDA's income is nearly double what it was a year ago.

I think the MMs can loosen the chains a bit. It's more strapped down than Hannibal Lecter.

[+9] u/Even-Square-6246: I miss her so much and can’t do anything no contact rule. It sucks so much

[+9] u/stupidber: Sat on my balls again. This has been a u/cashflow_ update

[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: Jane Street’s founder accidentally wired $7M for AK-47s, Stinger missiles and RPGs to overthrow the South Sudan government.

He said he thought it was humanitarian aid.

[+9] u/enc-nyc: What IV crush, we open w VIX at 25 probably

[+9] u/bardhizi: They pumped this bitch before the earnings…and started heading back down right after …

[+9] u/hallett21: VIX at $40 tomorrow when the panic sets in.

This is it. This is the big one that comes swiftly in the middle of the night. The one where puts become so expensive only those already in can make money. This is what we call a fire sale.

[+9] u/Murky-Gas-7976: sell the gawd damn news

[+8] u/EnginrA: I like picking boogers out my nose

[+8] u/Suomalainen1010: Mandatory daily reminder: USA beat Canada in both men’s and women’s ice hockey for the Gold medal at the Olympics

4 years of this. It’s beautiful SPY ATH

[+8] u/Commercial_Horror204: ALL NVDA calls expire Friday , NOT tomorrow..

so NVDA gonna stay below $200 for two days at least to fuck all calls ?!

[+8] u/cripky: wasnt the entire point of anthropic to be about ai safety. the irony

[+8] u/Same-Brilliant2014: NVDA is perfectly priced for years fools. No money to be made at 5 trillion buying the stock. It doesn't pay dividends so why hold it at 5 trilly. Buy at 180 or below sell at 200. Rinse and repeat till 2030 when Inflation makes 5 trillion be 1 trillion.

[+8] u/Ill-Ad1603: What is this bruh, they did fantastic and still dumped. What does the clown market even want?

[+8] u/iratezero: CME halting silver trading right when it was about to blast through $92, a key resistance level, citing 'technical issues' is bullish af

[+8] u/caughtinthought: what did Jensen say that is tanking AMZN lol

Edit: they're definitely getting fucked for being the only company to not lean into space data centers, aren't they... love how the markets work these days

[+8] u/Junkingfool: Ha.. blood red by open...

[+8] u/StalkingDwarf: Earnings call TL;DR

Tokens = Compute = Revenue = Space

[+8] u/Cav829: Is there anything more perfectly fucking emblematic of this shitty ass stuck market than the biggest earnings of the year resulting in absolutely nothing.

[+8] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: is it starting to sink in, bulls? The top is in.

[+8] u/anonkraken: NVDA opens flat = Massive vol crush, everyone fucked = Tank

[+8] u/monochrome_f3ar: A majority of this sub is on life support rn

[+8] u/ServoFFXI: I feel Nvidia will pump tomorrow morning. I know this because I sold. You’re welcome everyone.

[+8] u/lolgoodone34: Nvidia options sellers collecting all that juicy $200 strike premium lmao

[+8] u/JakeSal10: Very demoralized. Done for the week, fuck you all :)

[+8] u/Exciting_Day4155: Can someone let Nvidia know they are going the wrong direction? Thanks

[+8] u/Overall-Fold-9720: 34 felonies, 3 baby mamas, got shot live, sent his hommies take down his ops across border

🥭 more gangsta than most the rap game

[+8] u/fuck_zebster: Kind of crazy how electronics prices have  gone up more then covid times . Good to hear the government told me inflation is at 3 % when everything with memory in it has gone up 50 % since December .

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: SPY-Today was second lowest daily volume since late December 2025.

Today left a notable open gap higher.

Remember all gaps (whether it be up or down) got closed eventually since mid December 2025.

Keep in mind Friday will be EOM rebalancing.

[+8] u/wuyfeahfiae: Bloombarg: NVDA earning seems good, but it is in fact a doomsday scenario for US market

[+8] u/Big-News-2704: These days I just buy silver and gold and chill. Too many damn snake oil salesmen around right now

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Sports are a distraction to keep the masses entertained

[+8] u/Cav829: On average I wonder how much more money WSB would have today if HOOD had never added options trading.

[+8] u/ben1492: When I’m unloading the dishwasher, I take the dishes still in cupboard out and place them on the counter.  Then I put the just washed ones back in the cupboard and stack the ones from the counter on top.  I like to think this is how professionals do it.

[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: AI is going to go bankrupt 😦

[+8] u/kawkface: All my homies hate Jane Street

[+8] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Here is what is going to happen. Tomorrow NVDA is going to tank, a bunch of morons are going to full port puts, and then Friday to end of March they're going to rip it to 220+.

[+8] u/wenxuan2: This market will fck anyone holding any option more than a day

[+8] u/sftheory: Does 🌽 give it all back overnight?

[+8] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: I learned my lesson last year to not play earnings lol.

[+8] u/kinkyhentai69: I cant comprehend how tsla holds steady with a pe ratio of ~400...

[+8] u/Get_dat_money: Why do they keep changing the Reddit app and making it shittier

Bring back Reddit is fun

[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: people in here writing paragraphs

[+8] u/MRROSADOH: Well boys, we just saw NVDA’s high for the year. Take it in while you can

[+8] u/Peppertheredfox: Pentagon blacklists AI developers that won’t build Skynet for them 😂

[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Just got a Reddit ad for an AI lawyer in the form of an anthropomorphized owl.

[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Jim Cramer said nvda had a great quarter and that people shouldn't be scared

[+8] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: bulls barely survived a battle and think they won the war

[+8] u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ: Was this just a dead cat bounce for bitcoin on its way to 40?

[+8] u/Appropriate-Run-7490: Im not addicted to gambling im just addicted to hope

[+8] u/Zoloft5250: NVDA just prevented the great depression you ungrateful poors

[+8] u/JayRoo83: SPY: friendship ended with ATH, my new best friend is 680

[+8] u/greyenlightenment: yup there is btc  implosion. so glad i stayed short. not covering.

[+8] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Remember when market used to gap up or down in pre market, now it just opens flat and tests your conviction, assholes

[+8] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: Basically flat after all that. Just a complete horses ass.

[+8] u/lalyt93: But have you seen the DOW?!

[+8] u/noway617: All the bulls on NVDA went Poof.

[+8] u/puggles123654: Not going to lie, the price action for Silver and Gold is the price action I feel like people who hold corn wish it was like.

[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Ah yes, the age old Uno Reverso

[+7] u/ThouOne: IV crush porn will be disgusting tomorrow

[+7] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Thetas been fucking my wife in front of me since October, and there’s nothing I’ve been able to do but sigh in my chair

[+7] u/zerocold96: hahahaha, I fucking knew it. flat as an Asians woman chest.  NVDA will destroy you all. this is just pure evil.

[+7] u/vanceraa: i knew i should’ve just become a csgo skin trader FAHHHH

[+7] u/ShopWhileHungry: I just want to disappoint 2 chicks at the same time is that too much to ask for

[+7] u/thelonewanderer333: I don't even care that NVDA is flat.  Just knowing that bols got baited hard is enough for me.

[+7] u/nyse25: Horny bank robber: I bet security is tight👀

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: How many 🥭 supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

&gt;!None.  He just tells them he fixed it and they stand around clapping in the dark.!&lt;

[+7] u/Agreeable-Spare9195: I want to remind everyone to hold the shit talking until the real people start trading at market open. This movement right now is irrelevant. I don’t mean to point fingers, but typically it’s the bears who end up looking like idiots with the early gloating…but time will tell

[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Nvo has a very regarded ceo but am I wrong at almost -10x earnings it starts to look attractive?

[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Billions of options premium KILLED LMAO

[+7] u/Candid_Analyst_9040: Best I can do is data space centers and war in Iran

[+7] u/financiallythriving: Remember what happened the day after NVDA earnings last time? Think there was an intraday drop of 3% on SPY lol

[+7] u/paralogistic: NVDA bulls would have been IV crushed regardless lmao. +2.5% or -10% is the difference bw -95% or -99%

[+7] u/kvedo25: I just want to retire by 30. Is that too much to ask for

[+7] u/unwanted_hair: Just blocked the c\*nt with the mile-long posts. High five.

[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bracing myself for loss and disappointment, as per usual.

[+7] u/zephyrs85: Who the fuck is Ruben

[+7] u/GreatRegard: What time NVDA reports?

[+7] u/JakeSal10: I think NVDA beat bought us a little extension before the fall

[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Theta gang feasting on nvda option buyers. 😈

[+7] u/gainsusmaximus: NVDA up 0.6% after hours but the amount of ber cope make it sound like it dumped 6%. Tells you all you need to know 🤣

[+7] u/Pioladoporcaputo: I think tomorrow we're going to bleed red from the anus

[+7] u/diefy7321: Cashflow is the feisty lil bro of u/bearhunter429 LMAO 🤌

[+7] u/Elegant-Berry5192: I smell a 685 open on spy after the pajamas traders circle jerk all night

[+7] u/hallett21: Michelle Bowman is gonna testify to Congress tomorrow wearing a hawk suit

[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: I was gonna start recycling my plastic bags, but I figured the neighbors baby needed something to play with

[+7] u/patrick8515: Its all going down tomorrow . Red as red . Call ur mom , wifes bf, ur inlaws and everyone u know

[+7] u/Big_Instruction9922: giant gap down tomorrow?

[+7] u/Entire-Flatworm-8498: Nvdia trying to go back green is like me trying to fuck my wife after a day of cranking down on Adderall and boozing... Its just not gonna last

[+7] u/auroraavm: I feel like everyone only cares about themselves &amp; they don't even pretend otherwise anymore.

[+7] u/skymagic: I'm old enough to remember ATH

[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: Michael "Refinance the Debt" Sailor

[+7] u/ItCouldBeSpam: Expecting another record from NVDA and then a dump like always. 🙄

[+7] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Everyone's talking 'bout Nvidia, meanwhile Paramount is trying to sweep that it lost 573 million under the rug (how the hell is it up in afterhours)

[+7] u/Pale_Newspaper_82: Jensen should've just mentioned the DOW to divert attention

[+7] u/BrandonLeeOfficial: been pirating music for like 2 hours cuz I love crime. sunset run time. 

sPY 702

[+7] u/Abe2025: Enough tanking for fuck sake. Opening red tomorrow

[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Xi saying gyna will retaliate if there are new tariffs is just daring Donnie to do something.

[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: writing Al instead of AI to protest the tyranny of sans serif fonts

[+7] u/ttbasterd: Anyone have a crystal ball?

[+7] u/greyenlightenment: lol if you fomo into BTC/crypto today here is your "I am stupid" shirt

[+7] u/KleenVision: Made about 150 bazillion dorrors today

[+7] u/luckyinfil: So glad I loaded up on poots end of day. Gonna be banking again tomorrow.

Instead of trading everyday, I’m making more money than ever just being patient and making 1 or 2 good trades a week

[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴

[+7] u/Ok_Environment_3618: Nvda shit fucked me, guys. I was happy when it was 203, but now I'm sad.

[+7] u/CasherburyTales: We caught a dude straight up watching porn in a privacy booth at work

[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Nvda tanks everytime

[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Just bought my gf her engagement ring. Now I'm extra poor

Thanks, everyone!

[+7] u/Kection: Pretty fucked up they halted metals from 12-3 today to prevent them from going up. Let's start the "war on fraud" with the responsible party there.

[+7] u/No_Assistance5652: #I have a HUGE D&gt;!ebt!&lt;

[+7] u/No_Assistance5652: May I have $10 million before I turn 30. Amen!

[+7] u/Christopher3712: Tonight I asked AI the best way to heat up 4 frozen El Monterey burritos.  I honestly didn't expect much as I rarely use AI because the answers are always hit-or-miss.  It gave me the perfect set of instructions that took about 15 minutes.  They were soft, hot enough to enjoy, but not so hot I couldn't eat them without burning myself to death or breaking a tooth on a hard tortilla.  Calls on Ruiz Foods.

[+6] u/teamdiabetes11: Feels like a lot of new regards are gonna learn about IV Crush at open tomorrow.  🚬👀

[+6] u/maximuminimum: Whose streets? JANE street!!

[+6] u/hallett21: Just a nice down 2% day tomorrow and 1% Friday. Monday we gap down to 660 and begin our journey to 700

[+6] u/Narrow-Business302: AI is ded.  It’s time to return to monke.

[+6] u/FickleMeasurement627: Jensen keeps avoiding talking much at all if any about memory. What he just said seems to point to “our revenue will not continue to grow if we cannot keep supply up at a good cost, unless memory is cheaper we will not keep ramping up at this pace”

[+6] u/Zimoula: Beating revenue by 3 billions and remaining ssme price as close killing premiums both sides is criminal

[+6] u/Exciting_Day4155: Good thing my job at Wendy's is AI proof.

[+6] u/patcakes: Bulls think SPY will go above 700 for more than a day 😂

[+6] u/tails2729: Time to crack a beer and get ready for the quarterly super bowl!

[+6] u/noahmfs: Tomorrow the market will use any excuse to dump (profit taking) and lots of retailers were the liquidity

[+6] u/vanceraa: once again theta wins whilst retards shout “bol trap” “ber trap”

[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Queue the overnight Iran talks went to shit

[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Cant wait for Jensen's next presentation to unveil big silicone tiddied robots that play blackjack to save the narrative.

[+6] u/tika_dengu: Announce partnership with Carvana to build data center vending machines in space

[+6] u/halfcrzy: And just like that nvda is red AH.. classic ER

[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Is Jackie Chan the CEO of NVDA??

[+6] u/Able_Web2873: Jane street needs to be broken up. Bunch of crooked motherfuckers

[+6] u/zeusbox: Miss my innocent times when I didn't find options or stonk market. 🥀🥀🥀

[+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: MM working overtime to keep NVDA above 195

[+6] u/Commercial_Horror204: NVDA -&gt; why buy at $195 when you can buy at $180 in a week or two

[+6] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: Just ask AI. You get same amount of hallucination.

[+6] u/JakeSal10: If NVDA can just hold $197 till open I’ll be a happy camper

[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: FUNNIEST THING THAT COULDA HAPPENED🫴

[+6] u/plznodownvotes: NVDA is going to trade sideways for at least the next three-four years.

[+6] u/Usedillusion7: A lot of angry buls in here pouting in their wet spots.

[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: We used to fight over the remote in the past and now no one watches TV😥😥

[+6] u/Savings-Act8: What refund? We all owe money on realized gains form last year.

[+6] u/skeletonphotographer: Futures are fake, it means nothing until 30 minutes before market open.

[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: “Harry Potter and the Calls that did not print”

[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Let's collectively accept we are never in our natural lives seeing SPY 700.  Then we can move on to more important things like monetizing our cornholes.

[+6] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: hate the new Reddit update

[+6] u/brute-forced: So let me get this straight. We are going to build robots that do everything for the enterprise, then we are going to build robots to do things for people, and enterprises are planning to sell said robots to people? How are those people going yo afford o pay said enterprise for said robots if they have no job and their career path is birth, UBI, death?

[+6] u/itzybidzySPYder: How many more years will I have to lie to myself saying, "this will be the one I make money?"

[+6] u/ddrsdght: I opened a Hank Williams song on YouTube and immediately got hit with a 🥭 farmer ad

[+5] u/simao_sabrosa: Had to cancel my lambo pre order. Thanks NVIDA

[+5] u/No_Assistance5652: Silver and Gold are the only way.🥵

[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: *FECES EVERYWHERE*🫴💩

[+5] u/Commercial_Horror204: why people are salty ? it's NVDA beat. tomorrow has to be a green dildo day. my 2/27 $200 NVDA calls gonna print. RELAX. futures red are FAKE

[+5] u/greyenlightenment: BTC imploding. back to 62k end of week. shit never keeps gains.bulls will never learn. Blaming Jane Street is cope.

[+5] u/vgamer0: NVDA is up just 0.22% AH. To put that into perspective, it's about 7 times the entire market cap of Wendy's

[+5] u/PutzOnDonleon: If you want to be disgusted read some of the congress members wiki pages. Rick Scott is a good one prior to being a politician he ran a company that defrauded billions out of Medicare, Medicaid,  and other federal programs. At the time it was the largest healthcare fraud ever uncovered. Coincidentally he's reportedly the wealthiest member of congress. Im sure his political earnings are just as legit.

[+5] u/Lcc30: Volume is heavy too fuckk

[+5] u/Big-News-2704: Now that NVDA earnings is past we have to accept our faith. No savior is coming

[+5] u/wyudtix: You had a good run Bols but fun is over

[+5] u/Aggravating-Sky8572: You're not supposed to use logic when investing in AI related Tech stocks or Bitcoins.

[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: What’s the plan for Friday? $675??

[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: Idk what it is with metals but everytime there’s a slight pump on metals it short circuits people’s brain and they think silver is going to $250. It’s the same story every time 🤣🤣

[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: I just loved The Close today. There was this guy Zack Kass, who was all bullish on AI and one of his points was that people were talking about the AI bubble all the time and now it turns out, Software might have been the real bubble after having traded at 30 times p/e and maybe just coming down to earth from excess valuations.

It´s fascinating how loud you can scream "THIS TIME IT´S DIFFERENT!!!" and not even know, you are saying it... XD

[+5] u/Unassisted3P: Nvidia Earnings will make some of you wake up in a Lambo tomorrow and will make some of you wake up in a Hobo tomorrow. 🍿

[+17] u/Chlo-Motion: Which genius made Nike's ticker NKE instead of NIKE? No wonder this company is such shit

[+14] u/Maelstrom2022: The sitting US president is known to hold grudges.  Iran has literally tried to assassinate him.  

There’s the largest military buildup in the Middle East since desert storm and people don’t think strikes will happen. 

Better buy those SPY calls, literally can’t go tits up.

😂

[+14] u/eyerollingsex: Corn is the biggest piece of shit

[+14] u/-IQ200: Step 1:  Replace workforce with AI

Step 2: Company loses revenue because consumers don’t have money to spend on their product.

Step 3: Blame poor people for being poor.

[+13] u/NFG89: If I make it big I wont tell anyone, but there will be signs. Like eating an entire meal of only soup dumplings.

[+13] u/Interpersonal: If I give you 30 billion for your new stock, and you buy 30 billion of my chips, we can get a good thing going here.

[+13] u/Metal-Water: Bulls about to get castrated tomorrow

[+12] u/RudeMechanic2343: Jensen pumping the entire market

[+11] u/soulles_lies: Yeah spy is going to moon tomorrow along with NVIDIA , Can feel it . I am holding$688 puts . But most likely I will loose 80% of the value by open

[+11] u/Disconn3cted: I know for a fact that fruit of the loom used to have a cornucopia. Stop lying to me.

[+11] u/UsernameTaken_123: World War 3 before open

Ceasefire before close

[+11] u/RobertFKennedy: Day 88 of hoping for a -3% SPX day. Things are getting hard. My heart is getting heavy yet wallet is getting light. The sun seems to be glaring despite my mood being somber. When will it finally happen or am I doomed to be a brokie. One can only hope for a market crash soon.

[+11] u/zangor: It seems that SPY will stay within the 680 - 696 range for the next 9 years.

[+11] u/Hot-Pop-3250: The year is 2036 - Dow is sitting at 150,000, Nasdaq is at 50,000 and SPX still hasn't broken 7,000

[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Tomorrow feels kind of droppy.

[+10] u/SouthNice7324: My app is very brave asking me to rate my experience on a massive red day

[+10] u/BeaverSack: Ladies be having bushes now and I dig it

[+10] u/tugrulthelol: Citron research about to go broke shorting SNDK lmao, deserved though

[+10] u/arbitraryBlue: NVDA could've said they made a trillion dollars and still stay flat

[+10] u/IndividualNo7155: Pooping as I’m writing this comment

[+10] u/Neel_Crashkari: Considering smoking a big doink

[+10] u/IllBuyYourCar: Hatch chilis are fucking amazing

[+10] u/AcademicStandard3701: Nvidia holding on to $195 for dear life

[+10] u/Crackbot420-69: I remember every night during the pandemic futures would be down 0.2% and then id wake up to the market up 1% and my puts worthless.

[+10] u/music_is_gud: Europumpeans do your thang

[+10] u/Forward_Walrus649: Shorts about to cry like little bitches when they wake up to nvda over 200

[+9] u/ServeValuable6460: Yeah I’ve come to the conclusion I hate trading.  Waking up in a panic wondering if I’m going to lose half my money this morning.  It’s just pure gambling

[+9] u/socoolandawesome: I created AGI behind the Wendy’s. I’m about to contact the stock market to tell them. Good luck

[+9] u/jaboyles: 61 of Nvidias $68 billion in revenue was from data centers. How TF is that sustainable?

[+9] u/Happy_Discussion_536: bear can never be wrong if they keep moving the goalposts 🫴

[+9] u/BigShmokeBuffer: Director of the FBI on a perpetual holiday, but 🫵 can’t even get a long weekend off work

Get gud wagies 😎

[+9] u/hioman01: Better sell before Ameritards wake up and panic sell for no reason again

[+9] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Despite all of the ber/bull r fuk posts the past 3 months, as usual - theta gang are the real chads.

[+9] u/M18PowerKing: I have clinical depression

[+9] u/Iunatic: Anyone else ever downvote two people arguing with each other just to make them more angry with each other? LMAO

[+9] u/Me-Regarded: I smell a huge rally today if Iran deal happens. NVDA huge sigh of relief, another great earnings season.

Does anyone know when these Iran meetings start?

[+9] u/Ok_Employment_192: Alysa Liu screaming at that camera "this is what I'm fucking talking about" is what as an europoor I love the most about the US. Despite 🥭 and all your bullshit, I still kind of like you guys

[+9] u/FuckleUp: I use a rotary phone and call my broker for my option plays 38 times a day

[+8] u/Master___debator: I usually just ask my penis about my market. If it stays slumped it’s gunna be red. If it’s an erection ready for inspection it’s green. Right now it’s looking defeated as fuck. Puts it is.

[+8] u/maxmaxm1ghty: You know the economy is truly bad when Floyd Mayweather has to come out of retirement at age 49 for a Pacquiao rematch.

[+8] u/PerformerDizzy1368: Need +/- 4% tomorrow pls

[+8] u/DorianSoundscapes: Teach a man to invest, he’ll eat at Wendy’s when he retires. Teach a man to trade options, and he’ll retire behind a Wendy’s.

[+8] u/SouthNice7324: And, I am not averaging down Palantir any more, I will ride this one to death or glory. Luckily it is shares not options

[+8] u/disgusting-puppy: NVDA pump faker that government numbers

[+8] u/habfranco: NVDA: look at me.   I am the market now.

[+8] u/antelope591: 78 billion doesnt buy what it used to I guess

[+8] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Data centers in space, the dream of every 90s kid

[+7] u/xeemyy: I’m sitting around 40k cash and this feels worse than being in the red

[+7] u/MaxEhrlich: I’m 46% MU, 23.5% SNDK, 14% NVDA, 8% EWY, 8.5% AAOI.

Today is looking like it’s my day, FUCKKKK YEAA

[+7] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Why do they only add to 100? 

Are we letting pussies in wsb now?

[+7] u/hioman01: Europe and Asia save Ameritards once again

[+7] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Vigorously praying for some fat Shrek cock in the morning.

Some green candles would be nice too.

[+7] u/wendystendys: Nvda pumping again or no

[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: IT WANTS TO PUMP

LET IT RIPPPPPPP

[+7] u/Bagholder71: Please, please, we're winning too much.. We can't take it anymore! We're not used to winning in this country! 😢

[+7] u/fundhdjdjksjs: I swear I’ve heard better dialogue in porn than in the SOTU

[+7] u/bathegoat123: How to defeat North Korea:

Starve them 

Kim :hahahaha 

Puts 

Kim : hahaha

Crash bitcoin

Kim: wait a second

[+7] u/ajs723: Nvidia makes 12 trillion dollars per second, cured cancer, and built an AI device which can communicate directly with God. 

Best we can do is down 3.5% tomorrow. 

What do you mean it's rigged?

[+7] u/ecoburner87: went full cash from metals over the course of the day and full ported into short QQQ short corn on the way up

[+7] u/yayahi: Got margin called ahhhhh fuck

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[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I keep refreshing this thread expecting it to be funny but you guys are low mid today

[+7] u/mrjim87x: About mom’s spaghetti?

[+6] u/NiceJobSon: No more good news catalysts, this will be a throw the baby out with the bath water type of decline.

[+6] u/TrainingDue9437: down 30k this month. need a 100% play to make it all back. what we playing

[+6] u/UnivalveX: imagine we actually go red today after two raging green days on zero news other than new tariffs

[+6] u/Potential_Version_34: It’s shitposting time
💩

[+6] u/RoundLeader8: SMCI to $40 by friday?!

[+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm only 10 years younger than Walter White so that still gives me a full decade to come up with $80 million in cash to stuff into multiple 55 gallon plastic barrels and bury in the New Mexico desert. Related note, remind me to ask Chat gpt what the starting salary is for a meth cook in Albuquerque so I may determine if my life's only dream is feasible.

[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: *If the caller says they are from Robinhood, they are - talk to them*

[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #if you are not buying software, you really hate money

[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Just listened to Eminem and now I am angry

[+5] u/Martian-Finance: Markets got front run the whole day and then no one wanted to buy into green candles. Interesting.

[+5] u/Jdom666: thinking about her titties

[+5] u/Beneficial_Map6129: NVDA to build 1000 datacenters for TSLA

[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: NVDA is exactly flat at close even after blow out earnings, quite literally insane

[+5] u/rumblingbumbling415: What i hate most about Nvidia earnings is it always goes up  right after the event knowing you can't print your gains until next day when it goes down $5-$10

[+5] u/-IQ200: Life hack: You can attend college for free by just walking into class. Professors aren’t checking attendance. 🧠

[+5] u/surmoiFire: so what do Europoors think about NVDA earnings? wrong answer only

[+5] u/l3eans: Jensen queefing and farting hard inside his leather pants right now damn

[+16] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I’ve been banned from so many subs… just for talking to people the same way I talk to people on this sub.

Not sure who is the problem. Clearly not me, though.

[+13] u/BFox1982: Born too late for a traditional wife. Born too early for a sex robot. 😔

[+12] u/cannythecat: Im selling all my Korean stocks today all you regards are talking about it so the top is in now

[+11] u/corndog_messiah: Bag 7 doing bag 7 things

[+11] u/Broad-Belt-5888: Then there’s this dude just arguing with himself in the comments

[+9] u/leisdrew: I honestly hate using Microsoft shit at work

[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Balls deep in MSFT leaps.  Prayers up.

[+8] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: I am so tired of snow

[+8] u/Business-Form5648: I don't wipe my ass because i can't let shit bother me

[+7] u/MarcoPolooooo: That guy that lost 69k on spx puts is legit gonna be like 1-2 days off. And that’s how important timing is

[+7] u/TheGeoGod: Google drilling yet again

[+7] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Believe it or not, sleep. I'm not waking up until the afternoon, boss.

[+7] u/clubdirthill: The undead corpse of Colin Powell has appeared at the UN with evidence that Iran is developing WMDs

[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Did she even say thank you?

[+6] u/szokdogg: It's cold in space, but no air

[+6] u/bzl33: $NVDA crushes and $CRM gets crushed. If $CRM can't make AI work, then basically no incumbent SaaS company will be able to.

[+6] u/spyputs1: The sheer number of people that want to argue to the death at the most mundane comments is kinda concerning like how shitty is your life to wanna argue on an Internet forum?

[+6] u/Crafty-Use50: After blowing my inheritance down to my last $200 what should I go all in on tmr

[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: 🚨 an attractive woman met me in person and then wanted to go on a second date, this usually doesn't happen 🚨

[+5] u/CDulst: SPY 700 today, this time is different!

[+5] u/bespoketrancheop: Sounds like zero fun

[+5] u/Jimz2018: This is like waiting for the coming of jesus.
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