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[+62] u/WSB-mods-are-: Im freaking out boys. I cant do this shit I cant just respond to chain emails and stare at excel in a cube for the next 20+ years holy shit 😭
[+59] u/NVDAismyg0d: Bears saw big tech down 15% in a month then decided to buy puts lmfao
[+51] u/twostroke1: Just watched a 10 second summary video of the state of the union speech:
The stock market is up big.
The stock market is up big.
Gruesome details about illegals murdering people.
The stock market is up big.
Why won’t they stand and clap?
The stock market is up big.
[+51] u/Accomplished-Club690: State of the Union genuinely worried me, call me a doomer, call me a lib, honestly - seeing the right stand up and clap after literally every single statement Trump made only made me think of the countless videos of North Korea lol. Same shit.
Supreme leader speaks - standing ovation - every time.
And then he stands there and genuinely bitches at people for not standing and clapping?
Y'all can go live in your gung-ho fairy tale land honestly, my new goal is to save enough money and get the fuck outta here.
[+47] u/Visible_Sentence_399: People on Reddit actually scare the hell out of me,
[+46] u/EnginrA: Farting so much this morning I can power my own AI data center
[+43] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: \> Not depressed enough to be a professional comedian
\> Too depressed to live a normal happy life
\> Just depressed enough to shitpost with you degenerate gamblers here
[+40] u/Disconn3cted: I post on here multiple times every day and I'm not a top 1% commenter. You people must really have some fucking problems
[+39] u/M18PowerKing: I wish I never found this place
[+37] u/Summerdaysengineer: NVDA will beat and dump is what everyone is expecting , so time to buy calls
[+31] u/jfwelll: Thanks to ai I spliced my pc fan cables wrong and all it could do when i told it was saying "youre absolutely right, I understand why you are angry that I mislead you.
I hope scum altman and fartgpt end up bankrupt.
A 4 years old reddit post saved the day.
Puts on ai and calls on reddit
[+28] u/sirkarmalots: Markets pumping. Either the state of the union was great or fraud is still in. Who am I kidding, it’s the fraud
[+27] u/DrummerCompetitive20: First headline i See on phone today: Tesla sales down -17% in europe.....checks tesla stock....up 2% LOL
[+27] u/Cav829: Surely FOMO is not going to cause you to buy the top for the 10th time in two months, WSB member.
[+25] u/SadDevelopment3049: Confucius say man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time
[+24] u/allanrjensenz: Gamma squeeze incoming with IBRX
[+22] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Thread kinda loses its magic when you realize it’s just 3 retards posting 1000 comments
[+20] u/Cabbage854: Everyone screaming about NVDA earnings but I guarantee you it’ll end up flat LOL
[+19] u/Realistic_Manner238: Today is going to be wild
[+19] u/IT_KID_AT_WORK: If I don't make $1k today, I will bring shame to my family
[+18] u/Internal_Field5970: Do you guys think I’m retarded?
[+18] u/Paul_Robert_: Holy fuck, I'm retarded. I just tossed 54.5k on SPX 6915p 0DTE puts
[+17] u/Happy_Discussion_536: Contractor: "The service plan for your boiler is $300 a year for flushing and inspection."
Ok I just want an inspection of components including corrosion rod.
Contractor: "That will be $600 each time."
!!! Wow. That's a lot more than I thought for pulling out a rod and looking at it, putting it back? I may have to shop around a bit before coming to a decision.
Contractor: "Wait wait... we will include that in the $300 service plan that includes everything. We will also check all the plumbing and fixtures in your house if you pick us."
Inflation and scamflation in 2026 is wild. Careful out there bruvs.
[+17] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: They are. Just not to you
[+16] u/Paul_Robert_: I do not trust this premarket pump one bit
[+16] u/Extreme_Coast8002: Got my Zyn got my Coffee, T-minus 8 minutes to deploy my tens of dollars of capital.
[+15] u/Excellent_Row8297: Ghey bers actually thought the SOTU would crash the market lol 🌈
[+15] u/vandammes: JENSEN CASUALY GONNA SAY AI DATACENTERS WILL ORDER 500BILLION IN AI GPUS IN 2027.
[+15] u/teh_herper: #Remember, the entire fate of the US and the free world depends on what a former Denny's Employee who used to sell computer chips to gaming nerds is gonna say today
[+15] u/Disconn3cted: Sometimes it feels like you want to pee but in actual fact your body is building up to a prostate orgasm, keep going and see what happens, sometimes it is just pee though
[+15] u/orsomeshitidk: Bears. Bulls. Theta. And MMs. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the MMs attacked. Only the WSB Retard, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new WSB Retard, a gay bear named Dumbass.
[+14] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+14] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Two green days in a row seems fishy
[+14] u/watisdat: 🌈🐻 will pray for the end of the world just to make $100.
[+14] u/orsomeshitidk: Sometimes the people in here make me think *damn* the internets a cool place. Other times it makes me think nuclear winter is necessary.
[+14] u/Skilledthunder: Im up $6 on my $3800 position or +0.15%. To think I'm beating 90% of people here.
edit: I'm now down $2, I am financially ruined
[+14] u/Round_Context_146: NVDA 200+ today or I walk around walmart butt ass naked
[+14] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I have bought every SPY dip in the last 8 months.
I am up 4%.
I was also up 4% in October.
Do with that information whatever you like.
[+13] u/No_Current3675: Fuck these reddit achievement shits, like I need that notification.
[+13] u/yaboyay: For those who didn’t hear it, 🥭 said last night that SPY $700 was promised to us (today) 3,000 years ago
[+13] u/BFox1982: Bull trap. See r/traps for more info.
[+13] u/scm66: Been stuck in this range since Nam.
[+13] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Msft under 400 is a bargain
[+13] u/orsomeshitidk: It really fucks me up that photos from 2010-2015 are starting to look a little vintage.
[+13] u/pleasestoptalkin: Donald Pump. Everyone please stand up and clap or you are unamerican
[+13] u/Fitzaroo: I was told last night by a dementia patient that everything is fixed and amazing and everyone is winning. Feels pretty bullish
[+12] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Woke up with morning wood. Calls it is.
[+12] u/Skilledthunder: NVDA will be +/- 2% after earnings. Unless I open a position, then it'll be +/- 15% in the opposite direction
[+12] u/slightly_visibleRibs: no babe I'm not losing money there's this thing called tax loss harvesting it's a sign of being a professional
[+12] u/Efficient_Win_3902: Happy NVDA ER day fellow regards
[+12] u/ervelee: We are all just meatballs in an ocean of tomato sauce.
[+12] u/90sRiceWagon: Insiders clearly know what Nvidia call will contain
https://preview.redd.it/vrkix90vqnlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98088474af93c40715ff9824d939575c4bd81f9e
[+12] u/night_shredder: Ready for the 20% RKLB pump
[+11] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: It's a proven fact if you finally get back into shape and start weightlifting 5 times a week you will get hit with a week long cold that destroys everything
[+11] u/bobby_stackz: This shit is gonna dump so hard at open isn't it?
[+11] u/OverallExamination42: It’s so annoying, I dominate all my other game apps like angry birds and Clash Royale, why can’t I just dominate my Robinhood app and retire to goon all day in peace 😭
[+11] u/The_BakedCrusader: Alright people, I want a lot of money to be lost here today! Let's get to work.
[+11] u/SadCockroach3784: Get ready to sell guys, I'm about to buy.
[+11] u/Soybeanrice: if you sell for more than you bought, youll make money. follow me for more tips
[+11] u/I-ProGamer-I: His speech was so inspiring, markets will go absolutely bonkers today 🫡
[+11] u/Training_Baker5454: I’m going to lose everything today buying puts because I’ve been conditioned not to trust pumps.
[+11] u/abroadbroadband: Another day of spending most of my day working a job so I can avoid starvation and homelessness
What a life
[+11] u/Skilledthunder: This whole sub is just Dutch from RDR2. "I have a plan. All we need is money!"
[+11] u/ercanbas: NVDA going to crash the market tonight. Mark my words.
[+11] u/Alternative_Travel_8: My body is a factory that turns cheesy ravioli into diarrhea
[+11] u/Chlo-Motion: Incredible how the world economy hinges on what a guy in glasses and leather jacket has to say today
[+10] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Some consumer report came out saying more money is spent on OnlyFans than ChatGPT and NYT combined, and people think chat bots are revolutionary
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: A dude invited me for hookup, when I reached his room he looked at me, closed the door and blocked me.
I shared recent pics with him, just 1 month old. I even send him shirtless pics and nudes. I don’t understand why he did that. Most people tell me I look better in real life than pics, I guess they all lying to me.
I feel so ugly and disgusting. Thats why I don’t like leaving my room.
[+10] u/Rohat19: believe it or not, cocaine
[+10] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: The sound of bears crying woke me up😂
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: About to lose my job in March. This yolo better work out or I'm cooooked.
[+10] u/Realistic_Manner238: SPY is going to blow through $690 this is wild. Please keep climbing so I can dump my calls and shares at the open
[+10] u/airball_elias: I have a confession: I bought puts yesterday at close
[+10] u/ideletedmyaccount04: The physical time from 7am to 930am is the longest part of my day. Fuck sleep. I need casino.
[+10] u/PovasTheOne: Am i the only one thinking that Netflix is a really good buy? Feel like them going back up will happen regardless whether they buy WB or not. Even if prices goes up, imo they are still the best out there. And i personally hope that they do get WB.
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: We're going to hit $700. Why? Because I'm about to buy 0DTE SPX puts at open 💀
[+10] u/lysergalien: Tonight's the night. Lambo or homeless, I'll be riding it out with the rest of you regards. Godspeed 🫡
[+10] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: The globalists work against my portfolio
[+10] u/NewDawn101: Netflix bag holders unite. Tonight we feast like kings
[+10] u/ResolveObjective: 0dtes are like the cheap hooker on the street corner. Yeah it’s a bad idea, but it’s the only thing that makes me feel something
[+10] u/silverfutes: "Dad, do I have a college fund?"
You don't need college son, I bought bitcoin back in 2026.
[+10] u/AcademicStandard3701: May the market run to Valhalla and your calls expire in the money 📈📈
[+10] u/jonneh: # Happy NVDA day to all who celebrate 🎉
[+10] u/Nefarious_AI_Agent: EVERYTHING IS GREEN EXCEPT NVO LMFAO
[+10] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Trying to play this mental game where I pretend I'm not me, and instead a financial advisor giving me advice.
Fucker is getting fired if this performance continues
[+10] u/the-revenge-trader: Get ready to lose money, the casino is about to open
[+10] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Iowans are illiterate AF.
They’ve got a city called Nevada - pronounced nuh vay duh
Madrid - mad rid
Des Moines - duh moyne
Puts on corn.
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: TODAY SPY 700 NOTHING CAN STOP US BERS R FUKKKK
(can I get 690 pls?)
[+9] u/elvee61: 16 minutes until showtime. Go take your morning shit and warm up your coffee. I want you back in your seat at 9:28.
[+9] u/SouthNice7324: Hmmm, very bullish in here today
[+9] u/FarWay9137: Idk today seems like a great day to see SPY go up a bit at open then drop all throughout the day
[+9] u/aquaticsardonic: I just hope everyone has fun
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Alright, fuck it, going to half port into 0DTE SPX puts at open.
[+9] u/blemdemman: up early, retardmaxxxing
[+9] u/NewDawn101: Imagine thinking 🌽 will fail? That’s like saying drug cartels will go legit
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Why do I feel NVDA will have great earnings and then sell off bigly tomorrow lmao
[+9] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Some of yall lost all your money long ago and just hang out here to post about how much you hate Mango and it shows.
[+9] u/Mountain-Steak-544: Incoming all of the normies who will say “an entire market relying on one company’s earnings isn’t healthy” thinking they are original
[+9] u/Disconn3cted: You'll never replace me with AI. AI is afraid to say the things that I post publicly on social media
[+9] u/PushAble2463: If we get a +5 % MSFT day I will try to suck myself off
[+9] u/IllBuyYourCar: LUNR dumping 15% over a 175m dilution.
Calls at open
[+9] u/Wide_Promotion8146: Lunr flew straight into the other moon
[+9] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Women are nice but also distraction
[+9] u/kal14144: Who’s ready to lose some money?
[+9] u/Local_0DTE_Dealer: They call me Standard & Poor
[+9] u/rocier: imagine not buying MSFT over the last 2 days
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Has the rotation back into tech begun
[+9] u/Senior_Professional4: Hey guys, dump here. Just to let you know I’m running a little late - I should check in at about 10:30. Thanks!
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Brb going to throw up
[+9] u/astromouse2024: If you ever feel like a loser, just remember YOU 🫵 dictate where the market goes. Since MMs always work against you specifically
[+9] u/ThatGuyDan123: Turns out My gaming pc was best investment i ever made percentage wise
[+9] u/Happy-Champion1661: **"FUK YOUR PUTS"**
\- market today
and NVDA can pump it even more lmao
[+9] u/fullback133: let’s just say if amazon or google ever fail I won’t be retiring
[+9] u/knoqd_: >HSBC lowers NVIDIA target to $310 from $320
Oh no
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: You might be right but it you’re early you’re poor
[+9] u/davidbigham: NVDA 200 call is too obvious . But i should inverse myself.
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: When the chart tards start saying shit like descending butt plug on the Saturn rising VWAP DMA and then predict spy will move in the direction I need it to I get real scared lmao
[+9] u/BFox1982: Jensen whips out his 12" Huang. NVDA goes up 69%.
[+9] u/Kindly-Explorer1299: Unbelievable month of downside recovered in 1 fucking day fuck this market fuck everything im out
[+8] u/NewDawn101: Bears gonna lose so much they won’t even be allowed to touch their wife’s penis
[+8] u/daviper87: it's VERY euphoric here...
[+8] u/alphawafflejack: I sold my NVDA calls 2 days ago for a 50% loss because I thought earnings was 2/23 not 2/25
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: I vibe coded my own tax software this year. I’m due 100k back and I only paid 30 👏. Anyways puts on INTU
[+8] u/Moaestro: What should I do with my NVDA shares? Sell and rebuy after it dips after earnings
[+8] u/NVDAismyg0d: Tech executives are the greediest fucking people on earth.
[+8] u/whitewashedsyrian: Pretty wild that nvidia is technically trading at 1900 dollars. I remember when WSB was spamming nvidia 1000 not too long ago
[+8] u/TheWizardOfFries: SPY will tear to 695 today, hitting the same ceiling it's been bashing its brain against since January 12th, where it will once again crumple without anything to rally behind
Unless, NVDA...
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Lmao at the META head of AI safety setting up openClaw, only for it to delete her entire email inbox 💀
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: remember: no crying and no refunds at the casino
[+8] u/nknk_3: My Robinhood account has been hacked. Somebody logged into my account and bought tons of SPY puts. Help
[+8] u/nateyp123: https://preview.redd.it/56onrg6amnlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae47ff2badab1c55adbc5893ff03147494b735d5
You’ll never guess what I’m holding calls on
[+8] u/2020isgreat: what if he really did burn half a trillion dollars on military mobilizations for fun
[+8] u/_Netgirth: Yikes someone just overheard me muttering “damn that’s a nice shrek cock”
[+8] u/maplessbastard: Alright yall. I’m coming in HOT with one call option on Spy. Wish me luck
[+8] u/twostroke1: Entire world economy hinges on a man in a leather jacket selling video game graphic cards.
Truly remarkable.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Just please go back to my entry 😭😭😭
[+8] u/joe_deertay-: If we lost $690 this bitch dropping
[+8] u/IllBuyYourCar: Two solo Canadian geese just flew over my house heading south.
I live in SoCal, those mfs lost as hell
[+8] u/andytobbles: My take? NVDA’s guidance is about to go ballistic with all this spend, it’s going to catch the market off guard and shrek this bitch to the stratosphere.
[+8] u/Great-Television1775: I want to speak with manager about volume ☎️
[+8] u/HomeMadeToast: I’m not even gonna listen to the earnings call I’ll just watch the line
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Mango is still sleeping. No drama
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: IBKR isn't letting me log in. That's a good thing though. I was probably going to do something stupid anway
[+8] u/Total_Schedule591: That speech last night did it for me. Never felt more sure that it was the D's fault this whole time, even the island selfies
[+8] u/Chrg88: Chillin in the delivery room. Got a lonnnnggggg day ahead
[+8] u/brock2063: https://preview.redd.it/t7d4ihrabnlg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d99868ffb8f271370e47fe9d61d871ac9792836
[+8] u/Awkward_Ad_5102: MM: You thought we were going up? Domp eet
MM (1 hour later): You thought we were going down? Pomp eet
[+8] u/mehmilani: Some of you are too young to remember, but the same thing happened last NVDA earnings call and it didn't end well.
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: 20 extra minutes of traffic on my commute because of a wreck that was on the other side of the god damn highway. I hate people.
[+8] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Expensive calls or cheap puts?
[+8] u/Solid-Season9984: Jensen gonna pump the whole market with that huge huang
[+8] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: Your welcome for that spy pump just now the moment my puts went in that mf shot up 60 cents ina split second
[+7] u/ThaddeusJP: *Human beings Were Meant to sit in 4x4 cubicles and stare at glowing rectangles all day so our share vaule will increase slighly and ill get my 9 figure bonus and sometimes I think you forget that* - what every dick head CEO thinks first thing in the morning
[+7] u/Fineous40: Someday some guy will be late paying his credit card bill and the whole thing will crash down. But today is not that day.
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Feels good to be back to the same level as on Oct 2025
[+7] u/Serious-Government32: ready to win so much today...
[+7] u/Mr_Pongo: I had my fucking finger on the sell button for LUNR. I smelled something fishy man. God fucking damn
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: primed for a rug pull day
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Aight heading to xhamster
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Ah, Microsoft is up. I could've just held, instead of taking that 38k loss. Wow I'm bad at this
[+7] u/FUBOSOFI: I’ve lost it all. $60 🏳️🌈🐻 port completely vaporized while practicing witchcraft on the short squeeze bus this morning. And I’m sticky :(
[+7] u/Bagholder71: Why port green? I thought the stonkmarket was just a place where I could donate my money to hedge funds?
[+7] u/syedhuda: gap up open- flat market day - blood red AH when NVDA earnings
[+7] u/Spanisbro2: Seeing silver above 90 and holding makes me very happy
[+7] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: I'm balls deep on tech shares. Tell me I'm a good boy daddy
[+7] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Shaking my head I let go of SLV at the bottom. ...it's going back >$100 isn't it?
[+7] u/Internal_Field5970: Any red hats in here that listen to Kid Rock unironically?
[+7] u/HistorianMuch8963: QQQ 1% today, 2% tomorrow after NVDA earnings.
Then I retire
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: How can I be expected to take UK rap serious when they put knife sheath noises in their music instead of gun shots. Candyland shit.
[+7] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: I am a tortoise
Tortoises are green
Ergo I will be a good investor
[+7] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Hopefully I pick the right side today
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Anthropic releases new AI model to make GPUs from human waste
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: LISTEN UP, world 🫵🏻 you had your fun, starting today, the spy will outperform the rest again
[+7] u/guhhhh_MU: On a serious note.... How can NVDA earnings be bad considering the crazy CAPEX numbers big players have been announcing recently....
Calls on Everything
PUTS on my health
[+7] u/IceCreamButt69: $689.99 high… I think that’s an omen boys. Puts
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: NVDA reporting earnings at the end of each quarter makes it so easy for them to foreecast so we pretty much know they met their revenue goal, question is how shinny is that jacket
[+7] u/teamyg: As I predicted, NVDA is leading the market; 200 is cumming 😂
[+7] u/OrganicSong2660: MY LUNR CALLSSSSSSSS
[+7] u/Senior_Professional4: it was told to me in a dream last night to buy puts at open
[+7] u/GalaxyShaper: The secret to success is money. Follow me for more financial advice
[+7] u/Gom_KBull: # BIG BEAUTIFUL RECESSION 🥭🏚️👌
[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie is one of the greatest orators in the history of spoken language, of course we are going to pump after his record speech.
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: I hope RKLB doesn't do a LUNR. They haven't diluted in a long time.
[+7] u/According-Page8618: past 3 nvidia earnigns was always insane jump into dump new few days.
[+7] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: I am become exit liquidity
[+7] u/booose6: How cute, SPY getting one last look at the top before the inevitable clifford candle down
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: I need HOOD straight to 100 with no interruption
[+7] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Vigorously praying for some fat Shrek cock.
Some green candles would be nice too.
[+7] u/teh_herper: #JUST GO BACK TO BED AND GET UP AGAIN AT 1:59 PM
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: SPY announces woman of the year, Ivana Humpalot. 👏📈
[+7] u/killainvest: Dare I say 10:00 dump…..classic
[+7] u/mrjim87x: First moves always fake
[+7] u/RDDT_100P: nflx back in the 80s
[+7] u/jpric155: Could see an epic dump today.
[+7] u/OhtaniStanMan: I've made way more money buying and selling shares than any options trade.
It may be a $1 but it's still way more than 0.
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: https://preview.redd.it/kzw2vhf2onlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787a8488c2e645a1ec035be43c581b0c7e002598
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: Up +114% YTD. Feels good to be right
[+7] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: This is where spy stalls for a little while. Makes all the bears purchase 690’s and then blows em out of the water.
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Did you bet against America, son
[+7] u/fire_alarmist: It is extremely cute they are trying to vix crush here as if everyone is not treating this as the literal make or break of the entire financial system and AI bubble. lul, VIX should be at 50 at least tbh.
[+7] u/tinymeatsnack: Thought I was a genius last week cause I hit 14 0dte in a row. Blew it all this week. Stupidest trade was holding a put overnight last night, got gobbled alive by theta
[+7] u/billyb26: Breaking News: Claude can now emulate Thai ladyboys
[+7] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: “AI is going to take your job within 12 months”
- some dumbass techbro 18 months ago
[+7] u/88Babies: Kind of a boring morning 😒
[+7] u/Excellent-You-3873: Wait, did bears really think?
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I cannot express how much everything in nvidias earnings report is priced in. It won’t go up, won’t go down.
[+7] u/Hist0racle: NVDA, just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: When Trump said SPY 7000 last night he wasn’t exaggerating
[+7] u/OSRSkarma: I will never forgive intel after my i9 13900k burnt up within 16 months
Actually dogshit company
[+7] u/aftherith: Annnnd flat for the next 5 hours
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: Are we just stuck here for a while until it picks a direction?
[+7] u/fire_alarmist: L0L tradingview turned off their daily SPY data!!! One of the biggest platforms on the biggest etf in the world turned off the data!
Must be bullish! Surely nothing manipulative going on!
[+7] u/Iampeyes: having 0dte rn is like 1v1ing the algo
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Chop before 11am is crazy
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: This shit boring and lame
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Done with the grind, man. Just can’t fucking do it anymore.
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: Reading comprehension seems like it has plummeted over the past few years. That or I'm slowly going crazy
[+7] u/UnDemen: When is the next AI panic of a truckdriver that discovered Claude and will somehow replace all bankings apps? Is still planned at 3PM?
[+7] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Everyone and their mother talking about nvda and here i am shivering cause TJX earnings in 30 minutes about to decide the fate of my port.
Edit: aaaaaand it dumps...
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I could vibecode every company and send their stock to zero. Good for them I’m still in bed and feeling a bit lazy rn
[+7] u/skarfbeaulonee: Honestly though JFK was the last decent president whose investment in science made the U.SA. a better place for decades to come and they put a bullet in his brain. Now we just drag diaper shitting puppets out of the nearest retirement home.
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: point to the spot on the market where he quantitatively eased you
[+7] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Happy nvda day, we made it once again
[+7] u/powerboner: After NVDA earnings August 2025 I’m never playing earnings again. I held those bitches for 5 weeks just to get out even
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: All tech is going to pump endlessly today after nvda er
[+7] u/solidsneeze: buy sideways, sell sidewayser
[+7] u/Unlikely-Run-400: Bull trap… NVDA will come crashing as will the whole market. Think about it, they want us all to go green and buy calls…. So that means it will dump.
[+7] u/Holeph: since their split, NVDA has routinely dumped every single time the day after their earnings...weird
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: I’m a perma ber but this shit is going to rocket today smh
[+7] u/teh_herper: #2 Minutes guys, it's either Valhalla or Wendy's 🫡🫡🫡
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: # Regardssss
# START
# YOUR
# TYLENOLLSSS
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: AND GENTLEMEN
START
YOUR
ENGINAAAAHHHHHHH
[+7] u/memelackey: Easiest puts I'll ever slam
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: In 51 min calls will take a sharp dive
[+7] u/ButtExterminator: that's nice, sweetie
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Just doubled down on my puts, bout 34k more worth
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: VIX collapse. NVDA FOMO.
7000 by noon
[+6] u/longGERN: Woke up with a headache, almost 4 inches of snow on my car, time to slave for corporate all fucking day
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Dead cat bounce, bear market to continue soon.
[+6] u/leestowncat: If I make money today I’m going to get the Wendy’s 4 for 4.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: The market hit 53 ATH since mango 🥭 and so has my electric bill I can’t afford to pay this month.
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Will the paralyzed girl please stand for Congress
[+6] u/orangeyougladiator: Seeing people support what they witnessed yesterday isn’t surprising but it sure is sad for society
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: Massive shrek at open. Jensen is greedy and will pump. He will just inflate his guidance and there will be no ramifications. It’s fine.
[+6] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: I prefer to upvote all the bearish comments so that bears think they’re smart.
[+6] u/BushReagan84: Ready! Aim! SHART!!!!
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: We are winning so much. They tell me Mr President please please please stop talking but I tell them no, no, no, you are winning so much. You’re going to keep winning! And you’re going to win bigger and bigger. So big.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Llllllllets get ready to yoloooooo
[+6] u/ModsAreNEETs: I’m jacked to the tits and scared. Can bombs start falling?
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: who will get to 300 first, MSFT or NVDA?
I am not so sure anymore LMAO
[+6] u/infinitestars98: SLV can be 100 by eow?
[+6] u/solidsneeze: can't believe that senator got kicked out for holding a sign that said "buy NVDA puts"
[+6] u/dontlikeyacutG: Man sleeping from 1am - 7am ain’t it. I’m tired
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Perfect season 1 finale, love Nvidia earnings.
So much drama lmao
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Are anyone else's balls tingling this morning, or is it just me?
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: The last gasp before the darkness. Enjoy the pump.😉
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Thank u bers for hammering msft down so much that I can now afford to get rich
[+6] u/sandygws: 🌽 Bros be like:
➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩
➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩
➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
[+6] u/cbusoh66: I mean everyone is expecting NVDA to knock it out of the park, the pressure to overdeliver is immense...
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: YOU GUYS ARE SO NAIVE, TANK AT OPEN IS SO OBVIOUS LIKE ITS NOT THE FIRST TIME
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I'm holding up a "BERS ARE CLOWNS" sign outside of the NYSE today.
People need to know.
[+6] u/Ooofy_Doofy_: I can’t even get a call back from McDonalds
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: I lose money on nvda earning days and I don’t even play nvda earnings 🤣
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: It really all boils down to the fact that Wall Street wants the market to go up no matter what.
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: PRIVATE EQUITY GONNA SHORT MARKET TODAY WITH 10B
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: I'm really under-using my American right to citizens arrest everybody in line in front of me
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Just a reminder the LUNR moon lander is still on the moon tipped over on its side making it useless
[+6] u/gomper: Did cramer just say people who trade nvda options are idiots? LOL
[+6] u/powerboner: PLS DON’T DUMP MSFT. PLS
[+6] u/Bazzer82: LUNR said the N word at the Bafta's.
[+6] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Gimme a nice lil SPY pump when market opens so I can sell my calls, I’m too much of a pussy to hold through NVDA earnings
[+6] u/Wolfspeed69Gamestop: Gamestore calls before the herd piles in.
[+6] u/NVDAismyg0d: Led Zeppelin stairway to heaven guitar solo is sex for my ears. Absolutely shredding
[+6] u/daedalus_dance: I have lubed up both sides so whichever way the market goes I'm prepared.
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Of course GOOG just dumps
[+6] u/CulturalConclusion76: I don't know why I don't yolo SPY calls at open every time, SPY will eventually go up
[+6] u/Gunpoint_Rajah: !banbet nvda $215 2d
[+6] u/According-Page8618: forgot how it feels like to have 2 green days.
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: wtf are these massive sell orders coming thru...
[+6] u/johannschmidt: I figured having a raving lunatic at the helm would cause the market to react poorly. I was wrong.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Down 20k on these 0DTE 6915p... Oh boy
[+6] u/leestowncat: Hey Jarvis take profits.
[+6] u/HolographicHeart: They're pumping this hard after that Stroke of the Union address just to make the rugpull that much more devastating.
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: what can realistically happen if i post my dong in this chat
[+6] u/rocier: fuck, i do not wanna go to work. I can see why you redditors are all commies
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: SPY, this isnt very pee-is-stored-in-the-balls of you
[+6] u/jiggolo420: Will not fap till SPY 7000
[+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Was it Microsoft calls for weeks got fucked now that I’m out it’s pumping lol
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY ain’t up nearly enough for the thread to be so euphoric, has it been that long since we had a legit stock only go up day?
[+6] u/knoqd_: NVDA earnings are bigger than the Super Bowl
[+6] u/jda823: I don't understand the mentality of waiting for the day of earnings to buy NVDA
[+6] u/proret4rd: $1 trillion in capex and you want to short NVDA. Fuck outta here
[+6] u/davidbigham: not gonna hold these NVDA call for earning
[+6] u/slightly_visibleRibs: > sell puts at 60% loss
> convert to calls
> dumpit.jpg
> sell calls at 60% loss
> repeat till 0
[+6] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: Spy was dumping so good till i bought puts and the second i do it fights back up
[+6] u/naccettarealtor: 693 would feed families…. My family in particular
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: this was a scheduled pump
[+6] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Fuck my calls and my puts huh
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Isn’t looking too good fellas
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: #Paul Blart mall cop ahh economy
[+6] u/Fiddli: Holy shit NFLX may actually give us a 10% day
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Cmon NVDA get us those fuckin golden tendies boi
[+6] u/MoonBoyHodl: Absolutely abysmal volume, we're the only retards trading this
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Let it go SPY. Don't go back to chop
[+6] u/Normal-Dot3423: guy who closed his msft position is definitely crying today 😭😭😭
[+6] u/nikerock: So excited for NVDA to absolutely crush earnings just to drop 2% the next day. At least it will create dip buying opportunity on SPY.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: prostitute condomless?
[+6] u/All_FIREdUp: Was insatiably horny driving to work this morning so I had a little commute wank and now I need to walk around with pants full of cum all day long 😞
[+6] u/boostlee33: Just rug it to 687 plz
[+6] u/illicit_FROG: Low volume on up, large on down, screams large holders trying to exit but lack the liquidity every time it gets over 690
[+6] u/ranorando: Bears are so hateful
[+6] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Guys, I think MMs are creating fake open interest data.
[+6] u/Intelligent-Claim193: #moment of silence to the dumbos who think and is going to follow nvdia if it moons
[+6] u/Big-News-2704: Anthropic says Claude will replace my wife's boyfriend in less than a year
[+6] u/Uisce-beatha: Would be having a much better day if it weren't for GOOG
[+6] u/boostlee33: Vix creeping up and big tickers heading down watchout
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Fuck it, switching to weather trading
[+6] u/Prestigious_Spot9635: Can't believe I'm down £200k in space of three months.
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I am naked in front of Claude code. How does it work
[+6] u/SlothsonSpeed: Brutal day for day trades. Unless you already long not a great day to be putting yourself into positions
[+6] u/Real_Mud7737: you should worry about the pedo rat people infesting your government before starting new wars on the other side of the planet
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Why do they think they can just shart squeeze every time a bearish pattern forms and then suddenly everything is fine lol. Look at the price action for the past 5 months. Its either flat, massive drop or 45+ degree line straight up. Thats a sick market being forced and propped up, nothing else. There is no natural, gradual moves up. Its all about the shart squeeze to run away from puts then theta cuck till its time to do it again.
[+6] u/5_Little_Luck: CRCLjerking is up on earnings… the top is in for the market
[+6] u/jda823: You regards really think they would 2% pump before NVDA earnings?
[+6] u/jonnyraza27: First week back at work I hate waking up at 5:00am
[+6] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Bears have been quiet since yesterday
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Just hit 700 already you fucking bitch and stay there
[+6] u/Domefieldadvantage: Come on MSFT go little rockstar you got this buddy
[+6] u/NewDawn101: We pumping because rumor is 🥭 is back on his anti-psychotic meds
[+6] u/ModsAreNEETs: This university thing is really getting in the way of my gambling time😒
[+6] u/tlBudah: I haven't spent 20 minutes scrolling comments on this thread for like 4 months. It hasn't changed. Most of you are degenerates who shouldn't be allowed access to a computer
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: if Nvdia beats today, spy will be 900 tomorrow and we will never see any single red day until 2028.
I know this because my father works at SPY.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Mark Benioff is the most annoying loud mouth ceo not named Elon on this planet
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Anyone seen Jensen signing tits or eating fried chicken recently?
[+6] u/ripcord51: PLEASE STAND IF YOU ARE BALLS DEEP INTO CALLS
sick, sick people
[+6] u/vanceraa: LUNR the moon is the other way 👆
[+6] u/pain474: I literally sold my 100 shares of CRCL for breakeven yesterday only to see it up 22% in premarket today, fuck off
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Can’t grow a good beard for shit but am blessed with a killer mustache. Will be bummed when they’re out of style again.
[+6] u/Fast_Ad_6254: Popped my rhino pills let’s get freaky
[+6] u/yaboyay: #**OPEN THE GODDAMN CASINO WOOOOOOOOO**
[+6] u/shoesshirt: My whole portfolio is green today but I has the urge to ruin it by buying spy puts
[+6] u/DownSyndromSteven: It’s so cute on the crypto subs they were hoping trump would pump their worthless investments last night.
[+6] u/am22fcw: Lol HOOD don't do me like that
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: HOOD gonna go from +5% to red in 15 minutes lol
[+6] u/kawkface: Loading 10 am slam...
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Starting to cry in the casino
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: IBM leaps are kinda cheap as hell for April
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Higher up in your colon. That’s an executive shit.
[+6] u/NotMe357: This morning pump is with very low volume so watch out.
[+5] u/TheWizardOfFries: You got soft hands, brother. I'm trading 85 hours a mother fuckin day
[+5] u/Spanisbro2: Seeing $BULL not drilling anymore feels weird
[+5] u/Excellent_Row8297: If you didn’t buy the dips in Jan/Feb you’re a regard. If you don’t start buying back in now you’re a retard 🤷♂️
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: they stopped buying the dip?
PUMP IT
[+5] u/McDicksSludge: Does Spy go back down since the trend looks like lower highs or are we on the next leg up
[+5] u/chainerection: Pls lemme breakeven, i dont even want profit
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: **PUTS ON BOOMER'S LIVES**
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: might rage trade today
[+5] u/Martian-Finance: We pumpin today. Just too much “fuck you money” out there. 🤷♂️
[+5] u/jfwelll: Am i the only one seeing insane swings that look the same across multiple stocks. Algos doing their thing on this pm
[+5] u/Ltheman00: They were just numbers on a screen anyways, am I right?
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it made a bet that NVDA would go to 207.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 191.81 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 6 wins and 9 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+5] u/OSRSkarma: Who the fuck let u/Cashflow_ back in here
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Hey bol pls pump NVDA to 200 before close so I can buy puts at the top lmao thx
[+5] u/VincenteThomp: So, now that the bull run is back and we’re all rich, you guys wanna go play mini golf?
[+5] u/Hefty-Chipmunk-5445: We've seen this one before let's all buy now that we're reaching back up and then let's cry together when we get rugged later this week.
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: my dick smells so fucking bad. I aint sucking that shit
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Alright back to 680 then back to 690
[+5] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Behold regards - the enpumpening is upon us!
(regularly scheduled dumping to resume shortly..)
[+5] u/TimAppleBurner: 7:06AM market up
I know this all too well that by 11:30 we’ll be back to where we were yesterday or worse
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Remember when that bullshit “research group” said AI will cause spx to collapse to 3500?
Clearly they don’t understand how markets actually work.
[+5] u/Reasonable-Owl-232: Is it too much to ask for $nvda to give poor forward guidance and the US to mobilise troops (without violence) into Iran?
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: nvda will go parabolic today, pump it.
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Tell your girl's pussy good morning and kiss it goodnight later
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I need anthropic to go to work for me today and custom cut some 3/4 sheets of plywood and place them on some 2x2 screed boards. First I need to bond the screeds to the slab, so how long before AI shows up and finishes this job for me. I need to get paid.
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Anyone here wear glasses? Why do they not make lenses out of the same glass they use to make cell phone screens? I swear I can touch the lenses of my glasses with a kleenex and get a new scratch in them.
[+5] u/chaos_ensuez: Can’t wait to see that NVDA ticker go wild at 5pm
[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: This shit dumping so hard at open we have to have learned the lesson by now 🤣
[+5] u/mks_csw: gonna inverse inverse cramer and buy sofi calls
[+5] u/bardhizi: Started pulling the rug too early there…patience till I get out..
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: guess my sofi shares gonn be called away lol
[+5] u/vermilli21: Idk 690 and SPY rejects it like my prom date
[+5] u/setec404: Think about it this way guys. When reading this thread today 4/5 posts will be written by obvious smoothbrains, then ask yourself if it is plausible AI is smarter than them....
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Everything in my port is green from metals to growth to defensive. It's going to be a good day
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Let's go SLV I only need it to go up another 20% to dump these bags
[+5] u/dylanx5150: 😭 He can't keep getting away with it! 😭
[+5] u/dylanx5150: At this point, even Connor Hellebuyck couldn't save my puts.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: You just got a job 3 months ago but now have a company interested for a position that pays 1/3rd more in salary. Interview an jump ship that quick or stay?
[+5] u/Emotional_Mobile_345: !banbet SNDK 675 10h
[+5] u/fish_: i want to 2x my port today is that really too much to ask
[+5] u/eoiioe: I’m ready for this shrek dildo sponsored by daddy Jensen and his sexy leather jacket
[+5] u/BushReagan84: 50% of my 🅱️ortfolio is in MSFT calls! Giga chad mode activated!
POINT COCK TO SKY AND PUSH BUY!!!!
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: Once again it's up to NVDA.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: fuck this stupid shit
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: So basically, stocks
[+5] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: If you keep losing banbets, just put ur money on the other side of the bet, follow me for other karma advices
[+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: All lunr an sofi have ever done is dilute constantly and people keep thinking it won't happen again.
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: New LUNR bols about to experience sideway crash part 3
[+5] u/AlphaHarmony: wow, why morning pump? What did I miss?
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: Silver needs to die tbh
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: I’m not saying it’s going to 695. I’m just saying it could.
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: we all know what happens in 17 minutes
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Haven’t we been kicking the shit out of Iran for the last 80 years? Why is everyone so worried about it?
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: you have to be a sick man to buy nvda 2dte calls
[+5] u/Available_Road_2538: AI bad = dump
AI good = pump
AI too good = dump
There's a 33% chance we pump
[+5] u/spudbro00: Yesterday the president of the United States gave his speech, today in about 7 hours the president of the world Jensen Huang gives his speech
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: The goal of everyone’s life is to make money off of other people
[+5] u/jeffynihao: Spy goes up, btc goes up, hood goes down
Classic
[+5] u/Consistent-Platypus3: Nvidia is most definitely hitting 210 today ah...
[+5] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: This really is pointless for me fr i win small one day an the next day i lose that plus a little more im literally waisting my time and getting and getting stressed for no reason
[+5] u/monstergoat77: Ok wtf why is HOOD only coupled with crypto when it's dumping
[+5] u/x2manypips: So when will jane street go to prison
[+5] u/TreGet234: Currently vibe coding a netflix replacement that will make them go out of business.
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: she's a 10 but has a personality 🤮 .
[+5] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Gonna need MSFT back to $550 lol
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Be honest guys... are we falling for the exit liquidity trap again today?
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I need at least six days like today to breakeven
[+5] u/knoqd_: Someone should vibe code a better TradingView
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: Microsoft Green Day??? Holy shit miracles can happen
[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: NVDA might squeeze past 195. Or it will drop sharply because MM realize there are like 100k 195 Calls out there.
[+5] u/PerformerDizzy1368: Congrats all regards who have been suffering holding MSFT, you deserve this
[+5] u/Alive-South-8808: The 10:30 dump is gonna be crazy isn't it?¿?
[+5] u/Soybeanrice: nearly every day in 2026: "I bought puts 😎"
today: "I bought puts 🤡"
[+5] u/Separate_Salary_2197: NVDA straight line to god
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I'm making too much money today
[+5] u/twostroke1: The pumper in chief did it again. Bers r fukt.
[+5] u/leestowncat: Made another 400 today. Everyone is making money right?
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Even netflix pumping. Now I know this gotta be fake
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: MSFT pumping after retail gave up
[+5] u/Forward_Walrus649: Cringe Americans becoming the europoor
[+5] u/lalyt93: Claude just requested 50,000 h100’s so they can replace IBM’s service division
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: “The problem with some of you is that you are too regarded”.
Warren Buffet
[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Selling off, well that was fun while it lasted. Almost like sex.
[+5] u/PurposeDisastrous109: Up 120% on nvidia calls, do I sell or wait
[+5] u/IceyFoxes: just bought a couple calls at the top
sorry guys
[+5] u/FarWay9137: C'mon SPY, give me a 3% drop!
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I am retarded, oh so retarded.
[+5] u/General-Elk-6537: Just go to 693 already, so i can can out my 0dte
[+5] u/yaboyay: +$100 for the day and I’m calling it. F this shit
[+5] u/DMT1703: I don't believe SPY will reach 700 this month at this rate LMAO.
[+5] u/StarvingOprah: The market really doesn't want Netflix to take this deal.
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: All this green makes me think NVDA is gonna tank the entire market, but maybe I'm just traumatized
[+5] u/yofisherman123: I had a INMB call on my watchlist that was .01 yesterday and now is .4 per contract. 390x bagger. This is the type of shit that is in my watchlist while I’m down 50% YTD
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Are we finally past the AI hysteria?
[+5] u/andytobbles: NVDA is in positive gamma, that 190-193 call wall got destroyed. Any bear out there that doesn’t understand this at this point is about to get fisted
[+5] u/Aggravating_Sir_4709: Buying a pump because you listened to a mango speech. Exit liquidity.
[+5] u/banned_boyz: Microsoft office raided fue to monopoly.
Microsoft +2% 😂
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: NVDA with the classic cum dripping from cock formation
[+5] u/Secure-Fly6213: https://preview.redd.it/95mmgjkxrnlg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb11bce74c911610e93b64f286f9898e8e4cbded
[+5] u/horseisahorse: came sprinting out of the gate and immediately went into a junkie stupor
[+5] u/rebel-capitalist: I’m tired of the pump and dump, I miss 2025 where everyday was a pump
[+5] u/JustFrxsty: Yup that pump was def human
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: just take the L with puts, SPY is not going down this time
[+5] u/SmurfStop: can someone from the future tell me call or puts for nvidia earning
[+5] u/Realistic_Manner238: If SPY was going to dump it would have done it already. Back up to 6950 we go
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: # [700B invested -> zero results](https://gizmodo.com/ai-added-basically-zero-to-us-economic-growth-last-year-goldman-sachs-says-2000725380)
# Gotta spend money to make nothing LMAO
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Lol literally zero volume compared to the normal so far. They legit are just routing every single sell into the dark pools and it still cant pump 😂
Oh man its cooked.
[+5] u/knoqd_: If I lose money today it’s TradingView’s fault
[+5] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: *SPY goes down .05%*
Bers: “LOL GET RUGGED BOLS”
[+5] u/linnanetheman: I have a meeting at 11, nobody do anything volatile while I’m gone
[+5] u/theWesternReserve: Guys I think our overlords are rotating back into growth stocks
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: I just sold my netflix calls. buy now for insane riches
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Weak ass pump attempt , we’re going down
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: id like to request a redo
[+5] u/davidbigham: IV crush Google search gonna be going up a lot tmr.
Buy google call.
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: According to Mango, the stock market is ahead of schedule. Anyone know where to find this schedule?
[+5] u/hermeskino715: GOOGL drilling has me sus on AI names
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: It wants to pump so bad
[+5] u/Dirty2020: NVDA pump is obvious, which is why they'll dump it, then pump it in a few days after yall panic sell.
[+5] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: I have a feeling nvda will announce they are making their own memory
[+5] u/I_Own_A_Fedora_AMA: What separates the rich from the poor? Is it work ethic? Genetics? Societal connections? No, the poor pressed the wrong button on their phones and the rich pressed the right one. YOU 🫵 TOO can escape poverty today with just a few taps. Would you like to know more?
[+5] u/mehmilani: This is gonna be a regretful day for 0dte spy trading.
[+5] u/kalakesri: They really are creating Ultron how do i join the robots side
[+5] u/EvolvingDior: Crypto going to town today.
[+5] u/jdm29271: can we just get like 10 huge shrek candles for funsies?
[+5] u/Vast_Presentation909: Nvidia dump before earnings?
[+5] u/Panthera__Tigris: Metals, chips and power. That's it. That's been my portfolio for a year and it slaps hard.
Edit: By power I meant equipment makers, not utilities.
[+5] u/Current-Tale8250: Why won’t you people just let me mow my grass and feed my dog
[+5] u/Unassisted3P: Souece: Nvidia will not beat earnings and drop 10%, Spy will follow and we CB in the next week and a half.
Source: I made it the fuck up.
[+5] u/claytondpark: Mkt rn:
50 times for a grocery store
40 times for construction equipment co
🤔🤔🤔
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Todays pumpers are really random and unrelated to each other
[+5] u/2AMTrader: robots need jobs mpre than you do
[+5] u/Rinolboss: Waiting for a dip in EWY but it never dips 🙄
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Not even religious but may go to church today just to try anything to save my calls
[+5] u/Utilize3372: It's a new FINRA policy for including fractional shares in volume.
[https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/notices/trade-reporting-notice-20260114](https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/notices/trade-reporting-notice-20260114)
[+5] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Pump spy at open or naw
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: LUNR will ALWAYS make a bagholder
[+5] u/-IQ200: I think CRWV 115 if NVDA pulls thru for earnings. 🤔
[+5] u/EnginrA: Anyone buy the hawk tuah coin because you thought it could get you a date with hawk tuah? Anyone?? Hehe….
[+5] u/teh_herper: Damn did LUNR do an apollo 13 or something lmao
[+5] u/Win_Rare: nvda might go to 200 today
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Why do people say it’s hard to outperform the S&P? It’s actually hard not to
[+5] u/CulturalConclusion76: recession canceled and economy roaring, 🥭said so
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: Bill Gates giving his wife an STD confirmed…
[+5] u/DepartureAnxious5115: BS he is confirmed to be both Micro and Soft this news is fake.
[+5] u/Blacketn1ght: SPY. I again ask you to pick a direction and go 2% in that direction
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: I think i chose incorrectly today.... hope this is a bull trap.
[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: Umm, step-SPY…what are you doing?
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: In a couple of years it will be flat all day and only move at night lmao
[+5] u/PhotoSpheres: Omfg why did I falling knife LUNR, I’m never buying premarket again
[+5] u/potentialPast: lol, cramer on cnbc just now: have you seen the people who trade options on nvidia? they're so dumb
[+5] u/Bubbly-Form-7059: Does anyone else goon at open so they don’t have to watch the price action?
[+5] u/Bansionboy: its been low volume for weeeeeks
[+5] u/NVDAismyg0d: Sales dropped = pump
[+5] u/skipping_work: HOOD slaughtered on each open, im tired boss
[+5] u/hioman01: SNDK didn't get the memo WTF
[+5] u/hypervigilants: Lemme borrow 10k I’ll lose that shit so fast
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Couple more hours and Jensen gives us the real State of the Union.
[+5] u/ThouOne: Future currency, safe heaven, and the best digital coin my glorious king bitcoin is back 😭
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The future of qqq is tied to nvda
[+5] u/Aldribuds: You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about
[+5] u/zephyrs85: Advanced Money Demolisher
[+5] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: You think the market needs news to do the thing it is literally engineered to do: go up?
[+17] u/Mr-Bonnet: IF NVDA IS FLAT TOMORROW
MY LANDLORD IS FUCKED
[+17] u/gratatatatatatat: Cant even remember what life was like before i found options.
Probably happier
[+17] u/Gristle__McThornbody: LMFAO when Trump started talking about Somali pirates they immediately put the camera on Omar.
[+16] u/ConsiderationKey1658: I just blew up the toilet at work and now the whole floor stinks 😂
I work from home 😔
[+16] u/_TheGoogz: >CME: Global metals, natural gas futures & options markets halted
Here comes the silver fuckery
[+15] u/borat_he_like_you: Bill Gates had two affairs with Russian women because Eastern European women are the best and it's not even close lmao
[+15] u/ecoburner87: i don't trust today's pump, who in their right mind is slamming the buy button on Big Tech and Bitcoin the day before pivotal Iran/US nuclear talks, it's not real, it's not organic
[+14] u/rooftop_druid: Bears at 600: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 610: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 620: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 630: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 640: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 650: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 660: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 670: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 680: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 690: “Lol wow you’re exit liquidity if you buy now.”
Bears at 700: ???
[+13] u/Jeffoxy: NVDA earnings should have a halftime show
[+13] u/KekRico: You guys ain’t ready for this afternoon dump
[+13] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Honestly can’t help but be wowed by the market, it’s still ripping less than 2% from ATH with everything going on with mango, tariffs, Iran and the files. Insane
[+13] u/Waste-Head7963: Crypto bros, we’re back.
https://preview.redd.it/mi2arzxtpolg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1e83d61f8fa324889f2adb9f4dd6a8d7216c63
[+13] u/smart_doge: Makes fun of 🌽 for not being real
Checks portfolio, owns UNH at $343 average
[+13] u/smart_doge: Market at levels not seen since _checks chart_ Feb 11
[+13] u/IlinistRainbow6: the longer i’m on wsb, people aren’t even looking to make money, they’re just looking to gamble and feel something
[+12] u/TacticalTackleBox: literally every single time I buy it rips in the opposite direction
[+12] u/drigocien12: Made 20 bucks what a glorious day
[+12] u/Ok_Cry7572: NVDA is prob going to beat er, raise guidance, probably drop 3-5%, and then a month from now after all the short term call buyers got fucked, its going to break 200 and trade range bound between 200-230 and end the year at 250
[+11] u/penultimateinsight: We live in the age of dishonesty and grift. Not just the market.
It is everywhere and even in ten years it is so much worse than it used to be.
[+11] u/Iamhappilyconfused: For my 0dte SPY brothers, Theta is railing your ass right now with no lube
[+11] u/Senpai_Slime: Gentlemen I am happy to announce i have no idea what the fuck i am doing
[+11] u/spyputs1: Working a full time job is literally free money
[+11] u/Sorry_Character_1771: Tesla, the only $1.5T company that doesn't have a viable business in any way and only exists to scam WSB on options.
[+11] u/Cstooby: This is what is going to happen. NVDA is gonna destroy earnings, guidance will be through the roof, and it will tank back down to $185 because one of the following reasons:
1. Sell the news bullshit
2. Investors are worried about market share
3. Gyna gonna Gyna
4. Just to fuck around with retail tards
[+11] u/Warm_Implement3088: how come I always make 1000 from my fucking 100 dollar plays but all my 1000 plays I lose it all
[+11] u/fredditf: CME GROUP: DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES, THE CME GLOBEX METALS AND NATURAL GAS FUTURES AND OPTIONS MARKETS HAVE BEEN HALTED
[+11] u/ebfeebfe: J.P. Morgan to COMEX: "See that rise in Silver? I don't want to."
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #Here is how you know today's pump is fake: Netflix and Microsoft are green LMAO🤌
[+11] u/ReversingCloud: LETS GO!!! I JUST MADE A THOUSAND BUCKS TODAY
*-$7000 past 3 months*
[+11] u/IceCoughy: man it sure is amazing how much better you feel when not losing thousands of dollars
[+11] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I keep buying bags of dishwasher pods and I keep misplacing them. i'm such a huge fucking retard. I got a small house too, so i don't know wtf i'm doing
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #If NVDA misses tonight bol die LMAO🤌
[+11] u/After-Question3165: CME pausing metals options lmao
Corrupt sacks of shit
[+11] u/komwom: if this doesnt rug im gonna swing from the rafters
[+10] u/Killersax: Believe or not, nvidia puts
[+10] u/SlickyTrader: I’m actually so fucking retarded
[+10] u/ahopye: "Due to technical issues, the CME Globex Metals and Natural Gas futures and options markets have been halted.
The following actions will be taken on CME Globex Metals and Natural Gas Futures and Options prior to the market opening: All day orders and GTDs with today’s date will be cancelled. All GTCs that have been acknowledged will remain working."
[+10] u/TheMallard1: ALL IN... 1.48944329 fractional NVDA shares ready to gamble!!!
[+10] u/NaturalFortune8397: nvda will beat as expected
no those puts you loaded right before close are not going to be worth anything tomorrow
no you’re not a genius
[+10] u/MasterElite1: This is the top. Spy 693 at 2:30pm EST on 2/25/26.
[+10] u/Jeffoxy: #this earnings call will have a death count no matter the results
[+10] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: I will delete my account and join the Navy if SPX closes at or below 6920
[+9] u/sonspurs: Bloodbath tomorrow. Seriously I have been posting this for 3 days straight and tomorrow is the day
[+9] u/TacticalTackleBox: Trump totally said "stand up or you're gay" last night, lmao
[+9] u/TacticalTackleBox: "coiled spring" shut the fuck up
[+9] u/-SebasSama-: Speaking non stop about the DOW should be recognized as a medical condition, we should call it DOWn syndrome
[+9] u/baconography: BREAKING: NYMEX and COMEX halt trading
[+9] u/stupidber: To everybody who ever doubted me.
To everybody who didn't believe in me.
To everybody who said I'd never make it.
No update as of yet.
[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: SPY goes from 692.505 to 692.503
Bears - "Dump starts now...."
[+9] u/Mr-Bonnet: HEY MM IM FULL PORTING NVDA CALLS
PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY
[+9] u/Impossible-Fun2027: If you think NVDA pumps after almost 6% gain in 5 days, you are a rookie and it’s OK.
[+9] u/NaturalFortune8397: You’re reading this
you’re planning on loading puts just before close to catch wallstreet off guard thinking your intuition is right about nvda earnings being bad
you’re wrong
you wake up poor tomorrow morning
you remember this post
feelsbadman.jpg
[+9] u/Anxious_Possession_4: if it beats we go down, if it misses we go to 0
[+9] u/BecomingSavior: I see a majority saying nvda calls. You know what that means....
[+9] u/Warm_Implement3088: yep, market is beyond fucked after hours
[+9] u/Mikos_Enduro: gave flowers to my work crush on V Day, been out of a job for a week
mom's pissed
[+9] u/westernwasteland: Big props to whoever got 🥭 back on his meds.
[+9] u/Full_Muffin7930: WSB is overwhelmingly bullish on Nvidia earnings and we just watched every other Mag7 stock dump after earnings recently.
Would one of you retards kindly clue me in on why Nvidia isn't about to dump in 4 hours?
[+9] u/PaperHandsTheDip: GG bers. Ya'll got smoked today.
[+9] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Imagine if NVDA misses
[+9] u/My_Bad_Habitss: Bull trap from a mile away
[+9] u/mcslopper_bubba: No “looks dumpy” comments. Are you sure my calls are safe? Guys?
[+9] u/FG-Oracle: Full port SPY 679p. Crossing my fingers and my dick
[+9] u/InarasMal: MY FATE WILL BE THE SAME AS NVIDIAS. WITNESS ME
[+9] u/kaapooj: what changed since 2d ago to unleash this pump?
[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: Looking forward to the upcoming fireworks show.
Not nvda's earnings, the pleading posts here tomorrow asking someone to explain what iv crush means.
[+8] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Nobody remembers what happened after November Nvidia earnings?
[+8] u/AlpacaDream7: Too many people calling for dumps in here means we pump harder
[+8] u/StocksStormTrooper: NVDA will most likely report a record breaking earnings and yet the stock will remain flat.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: mistake #1 in this market: never fight buying the dip
[+8] u/nesnayu: Bruh, the fuck is the market up about I'm still broke and hungry.
[+8] u/---Right--Tackle---: #you only have to get rich once retards
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Spy volume today is pathetic
[+8] u/cosmicoconuts: Imagine this dumps holy comedy
[+8] u/enc-nyc: Just a quick reminder: last time after 'perfect' NVDA earnings we went from +2.5% opening to -2.5% eod, so -5% intraday move on QQQ, so no matter what, don't trade first 30 mins tomorrow.
[+8] u/Ready-Tennis8577: They’re halting metals and you’re bearish long term?
[+8] u/80s_JDM: Rug van spotted 10 minutes out
[+8] u/Frosty_Promise8050: Puts up, stocks up. Just waiting for the drop.
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Jensen delivering the real state of the union tonight
[+8] u/_dudehangsdong: NVDA beats earnings but not enough to carry the market. Red tomorrow
[+8] u/PositiveToe2761: Nothing has changed but sure this time will be $700 👍
[+8] u/Samjabr: I typed "Snow" into the Robinhood search box - it offered me the chance to bet on whether it would snow in certain cities.
Puts on society.
[+8] u/NaturalFortune8397: every nvda earnings is the same
you get people skeptical about the optimism
they buy puts on spy/qqq and nvda just before close
nvda blows it out of the water literally every fucking time
and those some people are never back in the daily chat
rinse and repeat
[+8] u/KroKart100: I’m gonna shit my pants from excitement. I love this stuff. Good luck everyone
[+8] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: #Last chance to dump everything and lock your gains lmao 🤣
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: NVDA smashes earnings
QQQ rallies to 630
Iran war
QQQ falls to 602
Flat till 2035
[+8] u/chibi78: low volume is 5X worse than losing money
[+8] u/ebfeebfe: # RELEASE THE NVIDIA FILES
[+8] u/WhiteGirth: gambling with financial derivates > Doing Taxes
[+8] u/aioliravioli: bers are regarded(retarded)
[+8] u/frogchungus: NVDA is gonna tank the market on earnings. People in here want it to go up too much. This is the last chance to get out.
[+8] u/leshermes: COMEX playing their dirty cockroach games
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Jensen forgets his leather jacket and Nvidia tanks by 30% during earnings
[+8] u/Teckel22: NVDA TICKS DOWN 10% PRE-EARNINGS ON REPORT OF JENSEN NOT WEARING A LEATHER JACKET DURING EARNIGNS CALL
[+8] u/Anxious_Possession_4: Puts locked & loaded. See you at Wendy’s tomorrow
[+8] u/DeadLightsOut: Degen lotto play, 610 QQQ puts for tomorrow... its either vaporized or 10X
[+8] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: That is the signal. Dump it
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: “Imagine if a bomb dropped on your head right now!”
- POTUS
[+7] u/BigGain_Shrek: This jane street crypto manipulation getting buried at the news desk . So many people bout to get rugged
[+7] u/JakeSal10: Yall about to get red weddinged
[+7] u/gratatatatatatat: AFTERNOON DUMP O CLOCK
LET IT REST THEN TIME TO MAKE UR BETS!
[+7] u/liikenneaksioma: it's year 2030, new GTA VI trailer just dropped, SPY still under 700
[+7] u/WallofNarwhal: I’m a ber, and honestly, I feel really depressed today because of this 😔
[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Bear wants global financial collapse for 2 mcchikens
[+7] u/Lil-PussyFart: Was just dropping my wife off at Carvana HQ and waved at Ernie Garcia and he smiled and waved back at me. Puts on $CVNA, you don’t fuckn know me man
[+7] u/centered_chaos: SPY should be in the 640s
[+7] u/BerryExpress: if nvda falters we r all fucked
i pray for u regards
[+7] u/TheLe7979: Nvda last earning i lost 15k in call option. This tome i have 30k in puts option. Let’s see
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: I'd like to take a moment to congratulate all fellow bols, and a moment of silence for the fallen bers please
[+7] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: never try to catch a rising knife
[+7] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Stupid gold bears get fucked
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: damn ... already up over 200% before earnings.
cashing out, good luck guys
[+7] u/Swaggerpro: Imagine thinking tariffs could replace income tax
[+7] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: I hate to be that guy but they have some pretty hefty expectations for NVDA. They need a 22% increase across the board just to beat
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Bears now’s the time to get puts I promise
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Algos legit don't care no one else is buying and there's no volume, theyll melt this up no matter what
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: Is it bad that I want NVDA to crash
[+7] u/UnivalveX: better luck winning the lottery than making money on puts in this market
[+7] u/isolated-cat: metals futures halted af
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: 🌽 haters currently in shambles
[+7] u/Samjabr: wth is this random range we are stuck in
[+7] u/Jemmani22: Shits hasn't moved in 4 hours
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #CNBC last week: "it makes perfect sense for people to sell tech stocks and buy industrials"
#CNBC this week: "it makes perfect sense for people to sell industrial stocks and buy tech"
#LMAO🤌
[+7] u/yeedub: Full port Tesla and Nvidia puts?
[+7] u/I_Sniff_Uranus: The amount of perma bears that are still lurking here is staggering lmao
[+7] u/foxasintheanimal: Metal futures halted = expect entertainment.
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Rug pull after the bell
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: SPY will go to 705 & 🐻 will still be waiting for the rug pull
And then it will go to 715...
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: 30k worth of trades to end -1500 for the year
Alright
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: The urine of chimpanzees contains high levels of alcohol byproduct, most likely because the chimps regularly gorge themselves on fermented fruit, according to a new paper published in the journal Biology Letters. It’s the latest evidence in support of a hotly debated theory regarding the evolutionary origins of human fondness for alcohol.
about to be a lot more chimpanzees in here
[+7] u/DeadLightsOut: Once again the fate of the entire financial system relies on a dipship sociopath in a leather jacket….
Let’s see how well his bullshit parade goes
[+7] u/maxmaxm1ghty: I used to laugh at bears on days like this. Then I realized they’ll probably laugh at me a week from now when the algos decide to dump this shit back to 670 again for no reason.
The bears and bulls must unite against this sideways shit show.
[+7] u/calv178: Is NVDA going to $150 after the bell?
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: Looking at all these banbets nvda will be flat confirmed
[+7] u/Elctric: I bought NVDA calls -10% tomorrow you’re welcome guys
[+7] u/McKoijion: God damn, CNBC just described Joshua Kushner as a "prolific tech investor." The facade of meritocracy is officially dead.
[+7] u/IslandExact429: The gayest price action I’ve seen in a while
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Bear extinction event is imminent.
Will they risk it all and lose their wives forever or stay safe and keep privileges to watch their wives with their boyfriends at night.
[+7] u/Nickwojo531: Please hold all non-Nvidia comments going forward. Thank you for your consideration.
[+7] u/thedyslexicdetective: Just tank and end the day red already . We’ve seen this before
[+7] u/Paincoast89: NVDA earnings will push SPY to 800
[+7] u/Awkward-Bit8457: After seeing that jackass drop almost 70k earlier, im glad I scalped my little 400 and am chilling. Some of yall need to learn when not to trade. It sucks, but take the day off lol
[+7] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: fuck dude I need SNDK to pop green again...
[+7] u/enc-nyc: too mucho overextinado will waito for pullbachio
[+7] u/centered_chaos: SPY up on no volume...what could go wrong?
[+7] u/Jeffoxy: what are some scenic locations to die at, just in case NVDA misses earnings?
[+7] u/DragonFruit-_-777: NVDA ABOUT TO CRASH THE WHOLE MARKET. Literally always went down after every earning for the past 2 years
[+7] u/RegardedDegen: Taking fiber in the morning has been a total game changer!
Guys, make sure you're getting enough fiber. It reduces the chances of cancer or something in your anus.
The downside is that I spend less time on the toilet, so less shit posting.
[+7] u/ConstantAd1: Shoutout to Charlie Sheen, who is not in the Epstein Files.
[+7] u/jerm2z: Let’s be real. This sub is euphoric on .2% gains
[+7] u/DevoMar: Pam Bondi talking about the Dow was the top, wasn't it?
[+7] u/Jemmani22: What company is nvda going to announce investing 100 billion dollars in?
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: nvda will kill this market
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Anyone buying puts here?
[+7] u/stupidber: I have hope in my hart but I know nvda earnings will crash market
[+7] u/Swimming-Cupcake7041: felt cute, might sell NVDA before EOD
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: I don't trust this pump at all, no one is safe from a rug pull until it's March
[+7] u/jamesrggg: Can't gotta install an update
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Lmao a real player just cashed out and regarded algos automatically bought it up
[+6] u/Concerned_Fanboy: dude went to pervert island 7000 times and wants me to upgrade to Windows 11, heh I dont think so
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: This is hilarious they cant pump it at all no one else is buying lmao, just exit liquidity
[+6] u/Ranepureko: I buy calls market dumps I buy puts market pumps
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: NVDA makes billions and billions, pumps to $220, we all cum in our pants, we're excited at the tendies we will get, and then pre market hits. We see NVDA slowly drop.
$215
$210
$205
$195
IV crush and theta fucks us hard. All we have are cum covered pants and the friends we made along the way. And that's priceless
[+6] u/sekak77: Risked 3k to make +$15 …. I belong here
[+6] u/Cool-Run-245: Nvidia pumping on earnings or we getting rugged ?
[+6] u/Whiterossy: just bought puts on the theory that people will unwind some tech positions ahead of NVDIA tonight, so enjoy the +3% day everyone
[+6] u/giantfootsteps: COMEX “technical issues”
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: if you don't sell before earnings you deserve what's coming
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: A retard in a leather jacket is going to report how theyre eliminating the global workforce and destroying the environment with record efficiency and ushering in the next great economic disaster
MMs and their algos: sweet candy coated jesus buy everything in sight
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY WIFE IS ON BLOOMBERG
[+6] u/kazkeb: Less than half the average daily volume so far. Feels like a pump and dump to me.
[+6] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Bet some idiot bought puts this morning with no stop because it was obvious it was going to go down and then accidentally fell asleep for hours. 😂
It was me, I’m the idiot
[+6] u/Severe-Tangerine891: why is nvda following 🌽
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: NFLX CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(foaming at the mouth)
[+6] u/callsonreddit: My cat offered 3 kibbles to acquire PYPL
I think that’s fair
[+6] u/Ozqi: Maxed out my ROTH IRA for 2025 :)
[+6] u/ToroLoco_TL: Spy goes up 0.3%, usd goes down 0.35%, so tired of winning
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: no shot NVDA rips to 5T market cap lmao
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Jensen scammed me out of my balls
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: ENTIRE RENT CHECK ON NVDA CALLS
LFG
[+6] u/spyputs1: I know you sections 8, that $200 rent check ain’t gonna do squat 🤣
[+6] u/TokiAsuma: Bols may have won today but we all know spy WILL make another trip back to 680 sooner or later.
[+6] u/Split_Seconds: What if Nvidia reveals Lisa is an AI and AMD was a branch of nvidia this entire time.
[+6] u/Sorry_Character_1771: Totally organic move in TSLA. Up $2 premarket and $10 on the open. They just had to have it. Crush all puts and get retail into calls and rug pull Friday.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Hide yo wives and daughters, bearhunter woke up LMAO🤌
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Fed telling us we're about to be their exit liquidity
[+6] u/Ghunst: Why is SPY stuck here bro it’s been in the .20s for hours
[+6] u/ieatxan: Even if you arent selling a house make sure you google “cant sell house” to add fuel to the fire.
[+6] u/monochrome_f3ar: I sometimes forget a good portion of you are from 4chan and that helps.
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: One time I went to bed after the market absolutely ripped after hours. I estimated that I would probably be up around 25k when the market opened. That night, Trump ignited a trade war with China, By the time I woke up I was poor again.
I think about that a lot.
[+6] u/PositiveToe2761: This is where you don’t fomo and buy calls btw
[+6] u/Zoloft5250: Who else is ready for NVDA to either keep the stock market barely afloat or cause the next great depression?
[+6] u/Guhbigly: Here come the V down 📉 bols
[+6] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: I learned my lesson last year to sit out and not play earnings lol.
[+6] u/Mysterious_Ad6637: If you don’t think nvdia will tank like crazy your insane
[+6] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: How hards the rug gonna pull
[+6] u/bub356: Astronomical IV on $NVDA options lol good luck y’all
[+6] u/thai_sticky: Mirror mirror on the wall, will NVDA rise or fall?
[+6] u/BigGain_Shrek: You invest your money into a market that relys on 1 stock … unhealthy
[+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Just sold my SLV calls, will buy more tomorrow for next week if it dips
[+6] u/Jeffoxy: after seeing a video about disney adults, I’ve come full circle on AI
we should be replaced
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Someone just bought $616K worth of $212.5 $NVDA calls that expire in only 2 days
[+6] u/gratatatatatatat: Can't they just report in the morning
[+6] u/trsx5: Is this what my life has come to? Watching red and green bars for a total of -$10 for the day?
[+6] u/RazorThought: Jensen Huang, I will let you graft a Blackwell Ultra onto my taint if you crush earnings today and send the stock +5%.
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: It’s fuckin wild that Dave & Busters survived Covid
[+6] u/TacticalTackleBox: Spy looks like it might have some good upward momentum here, but any minute now, some raging dickhead from the administration is going to go live on TV, he's gonna look around, comb his hair, look directly into that fucking camera and say "Tariff". Then you position will get wrecked in the blink of an eye.
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: What if we end red today?
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: That absolute retard in his leather jacket is going to singlehandedly decide our economic fate tonight, love it
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Howard Lutnick looks like a garden gnome
[+6] u/Samjabr: SPY going up at the exact speed to keep me from making any $ on my calls 🤦♀️
[+6] u/sebach22: Legit think I just psychosis bought a spy 681p for 3/2
[+6] u/JanetYellenNudes: Power hour or sad hour?
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Global debt at $348 trillion
Everything is fake
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: Imagine having thousands of dollars in 0dte spy where every penny makes or breaks thousands. Couldn't be me...
[+6] u/saccotac: Imagine the chat when they figure out it was all a bull trap
[+6] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Jensen's going to appear on stage and have his GPUs beam a leather jacket onto him in-real time, then he will end his speech by disappearing and revealing that it was generative AI that was doing that speech and answering questions the whole time. SPY +10% before closing flat by tomorrow open as theta wins once again, calls on Nestle as they profit from the worsening water crisis
[+6] u/52iou: Word on the street is MSFT getting bought out by NVDA. It's true, heard it from a homeless man on the street.
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: The whole market is running on the Nvidia pump, but it seems a little premature.
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Can't wait for SLV earnings report.
[+6] u/80s_JDM: A pump purely from retail buys ahead of earnings
What could go wrong
\*Calming violin music in the background\*
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm gonna eat a burrito until this COMEX thing *fizzles* out 🌯
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Boring day, everyones cheecks are clenched and waiting for NVDA earnings
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Microsoft 400 today, Microsoft 500 tomorrow 😎
[+6] u/RockCultural4075: The risk of buying call is greater than puts. Therefore we buy puts
[+5] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+5] u/Due_Fennel_8965: I'm balls deep in NVDA, pray for me
[+5] u/Suavecore_: I hate RDDT so God damn much
[+5] u/zeusbox: Imagine if NVDA gives lower guidance. lmao
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: No one’s talking about a scenario where NVDA posts fuck-off blowout earnings, rips massively, and all other big tech tanks.
Capex spend is the big thing here. Sure the guy selling shovels during a gold rush is going to print money. Doesn’t mean every prick he sells shovels is going to find gold.
[+5] u/shwahdup: NVDA face ripper to 210 seems likely
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: 1 hour until the ass blasting
[+5] u/WarenBoffet: i have not made money today, i even lost 300$ on 0dte options
THANKS OBAMA
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: Happy blow up your portfolio Wednesday to all who celebrate
[+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: I fucking hate you spy
[+5] u/FFElite93: Crypto bros eating caviar tonight
[+5] u/Jaded_Designer4857: I had that exact same thing happen. I stayed and some days I regret it but most I don't.
The people I work with are cool
[+5] u/potato111a: Welp... back to 690 again.. will we see 680 next?
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: Bear carcass stank ugly
[+5] u/Quick1711: This market is horrible.
[+5] u/TacticalTackleBox: Mother fucker if I hear "coiled spring" one more fucking time
[+5] u/bobbyd121: just remember - whatever happens tomorrow will feel really fucking obvious in hindsight
[+5] u/RedOPants: Btc dumps: HOOD oh yeah, gotta dump.
btc pumps: hood: ehhhh doubt feel it today
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: I've quit working for the day. Can't think about anything else.
[+5] u/westernwasteland: "Say my name"
.....
Jensen.
[+5] u/Equivalent_Flower930: what a trash ass day for scalping
[+5] u/Ok_Dish1650: holy fk i just made so much money. this shit isn't good for my gambling addiction
[+5] u/thewayyoulook2night: All my stocks are dumping at open but spy up. Sigh
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: Is Netflix propping up my port today? Hell yes! is my position still down 10%. Also yes. lol.... but i'm up big today, god dammit
[+5] u/simao_sabrosa: Should I go full port on NVDA calls ?
[+5] u/ratfukabich: How many times can Jane Street be caught red handed and keep cheating? How the fuck is India less corrupt than the US lmao
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: The volume on $SPY today is 1/2 of yesterday. This is how traps are usually set.
[+5] u/RockCultural4075: My quant told me we are dumping after market!
[+5] u/TacticalTackleBox: I wish these damn kids would stop saying so much stupid shit, "looksmaxxing", "mogging", the fuck are you talking about
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Jensen is in the Nvidia Files
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Damn they really want my puts
[+5] u/Southern_Light7067: Here comes the fear drop
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: My butt is clenched for Nvidia esrnings
[+5] u/-Birky-: *The black leather jacket decides the fate of the 2026 market*
[+5] u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt: "Tariffs." "Uncertainty." "Headwinds."
[+5] u/Fit-Caregiver-7902: Just realised almost everyone on reddit works in IT. Is everyone here just a nerd?
[+5] u/OkBandicoot9286: In the 24-48 hours post Q3 NVDA earnings, it initially spiked the dropped like 4%. Super curious to know how today / tomorrow goes for them
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: NVDA is going to tank unfortunately. They will beat and raise. And then drop like -2%.
[+5] u/Jeffoxy: LUNR stock is a govt psyop to test how much humiliation a man is willing to endure
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Our amazing hedgies who care deeply about us are giving one last chance to sell all your stocks today before pure destruction comes for all
[+5] u/Awkward-Bit8457: Back up to today's highs. We are staying here til nvda earnings
[+5] u/Repulsive_Roof6790: SPY 700 VERY SOON I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Future of America : AI , gambling, and fat loss drugs.
[+5] u/auroraavm: This isn't the bull-run. We've been on the same cycle for months 👹
[+5] u/Successful_Ask_2070: Cashgang until after ER
[+5] u/Usedillusion7: A bunch of y'all are stillborn babies. Your mother didn't want you but you where still born.
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Why the FUCK is it trying to hard to reject 690.7?????
[+5] u/peterpeer9: MANGO ANNOUNCES NEW "STATE OF THE MARKET"
He picks random tickers out of a bucket and says the U.S. will invest $30,000,000,000 into it
This goes on for 2 hours
[+5] u/karo_r44: Fucking NVDA pick a direction up or down
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Will we finally get a NVDA upset. I don’t know and I don’t care ☕️
[+5] u/fundhdjdjksjs: Full port on Amazon April 1st
[+7] u/Proper_Winner4968: My day was going great until the fucking algos dumped all high beta stocks at eod
[+7] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I’m from the future and it’s just ai stonks and pussy my bros.
[+7] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Glad I sold all my NFLX calls, Sarandos going to the White House to fight tooth and nail to keep the WBD deal is the worst possible outcome for the company lmao
Just shut the fuck up, take the $2.8B check and buy the WBD assets on the cheap in two years when Paramount craters under that debt load
[+6] u/Status-Net2947: Are you ready for the fat NVDA dump?
[+6] u/NefariousnessOne1008: Cant lose if you don't play, take care of yourself
[+6] u/Impossible_Land_9224: Timing these local crypto bottoms has never been easier. Up over 100% now on my long. Sentiment is at extreme fear, thats why you see almost every person saying regarded shit like “iTs gOiNg tO zErO”. There’s no way people actually believe that shit right ? Lmaoo
[+6] u/RareEurf: Trading view down? Not sus at all…
[+6] u/Comfortable733: You have a very nice haircut. Did you do it yourself?
[+6] u/saw-it: Real state of the union in about an hour
[+6] u/DelaCruza: NVDA pop , then sell the news for the next day.
edit: sell off right now
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Investors last 3 weeks: rotate out of tech
Investors this week: AI is the future, all in tech, despite no change in fundamentals
[+6] u/Quixotus: NVDA earnings leaked
[+6] u/bpc12: They are going to play your puts two days in a row and sell off Friday
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: This regard strength making me wanna get calls at open
[+6] u/PretendAgency2702: I see what is happening. Give bulls some hope before crashing it down. Smart
[+6] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: My msft chart is froze on think or swim. Nice
[+5] u/xeemyy: I held something for 1 month to make 500$. Profit is profit
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: anyone remember $NVDA Spring 2023 ER when it did like a -5% (which would have almost completely bankrupted me) headfake to +12% pump (which bought me a new house)? I was jumping on the trampoline with my kids trying to stay cool. not doing that again.
[+5] u/onDetop: twitter is more regarded than wsb. yesterday everyone was bearish saying nvda will crash the market, the same rtards today saying nvda 230 after earnings. fucking bums
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: algos are ghey and so are mods
[+5] u/McGrundie: Green market will tank once we hit 7000. AMD still struggling. AMD to 180 by Friday 🔻🔻🔻
[+5] u/Iunatic: Corn stuck at 69,420 resistance
[+5] u/Beazt11123: If NFLX makes it to 90 by March I wont ask for a birthday present
[+5] u/ARSC_RexH: The worst part about earning is if you have options and you have to wait 16 hours to sell.
[+5] u/ShitpostSulthan: SPY puts for tomorrow is the play I guess ?
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Bitcoin to the moon. The new bull cycle has begun
[+5] u/kev2h: I loaded up on puts for nvdia er how regarded am I
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Some of us will be fucked, others will be fucking, but most of all
We re professionally regarded
[+5] u/SIRxDUCK7: My 692 called expired yesterday
[+5] u/tastyfreeeze69: So nvidia will tank on earnings too right?
[+5] u/katrav86: LOL @ LUNR. what do they want money for? can't get a pringles can to land right way up
[+5] u/JollySignificance451: I currently have a 0/6 record for earnings play this year, and I predict nvda would go up and im scared
[+6] u/rumblingbumbling415: History is telling me pull out my Nvidia gains before it drops off after the usual trap earnings
But nah
I'm feeling ballsy today , to the moon baby
[+6] u/CLYDEFR000G: Recession cancelled we are back
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: USA IS STRONG AND POWERFUL. Bears R GEY. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸. Ain’t nothing stopping this pump.
[+5] u/Sad-Entertainer-2808: 16m volume on 1m candle LMFAO
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Today everyone forgot the economy may be in a recession
[+5] u/AMX_revue: amd dumps 10% next day
[+5] u/Specific-Ad6200: Why tradeview can't update price😅
[+5] u/noce96: Fuck your calls fuck your puts kind of day. Slow ass day if you didn't catch anything at open, like me😞
[+5] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Puts is the play, but it can’t be done until NVDIA earnings is over. NVDIA will beat, retail will buy, big money will dump.
This is the last good quarter on the balance sheet for AI IMO, unless a few gigs worth of data centers magically break ground and fire up overnight (which will still hemorrhage money until 2030 according to openAI’s glossy estimates). Those interest payments wait for no one.
[+5] u/gooneral_MC: been firing off one-wipers for like two weeks. very pleased by this.
[+5] u/tropicalia84: Lmfao MSFT puts printing once again printing $400 was a generational shorting opportunity not a generational buying opportunity
[+5] u/half-coldhalf-hot: Please Robinhood, let us get rid of crypto dust
[+5] u/Healthy_Resort_363: I never gave up on you shiny rocks 😩❤️
[+5] u/Unlucky-Energy-2767: If NVIDIA reaches 220 im licking the local macdonalds toilet bowl
[+5] u/Xzlk: Just a reminder that NVDA crushes earnings. Stock stays flat & Ken Griffin pays himself a 10B dividend after selling everyone calls and puts. Happy trading!
[+5] u/betyourask: You will buy the magic internet money at higher prices and you will like it
[+5] u/nebgy: Msft I need you to go up another 20 dollars please
[+5] u/thelundyy: SPY puts seconds before close
[+5] u/Axonum: NVDA miss earnings by 1%, SPY 600 next day
[+5] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Microshaft is a scam. They dont make anything anyone likes. Windows is a government mandated torture suite. Their cloud architecture is pretty much all they got. You can see how they just buy big acquisitions like Activision to jerk off their shareholders then completely run them into the ground while taking everything not bolted down. That's the grift.
[+5] u/cow_grass: Why is shitcorn going up.